TopTrig12: Asian power!
SmarterChild: Asian power? Really? I somehow doubt it.
TopTrig12: Racist.
SmarterChild: What's racist?
TopTrig12: You are.

A train is leaving New York at 4:00pm heading south and another train is leaving Frisco at 5:00am heading north.  If the speed ratio is 6 over 19 and the wind velocity is 6m coming in from the east, at what time will another guest be viewing rubixgirl's M C Hammer Pants?  ;D

A train is leaving New York at 4:00pm heading south and another train is leaving Frisco at 5:00am heading north.  If the speed ratio is 6 over 19 and the wind velocity is 6m coming in from the east, at what time will another guest be viewing rubixgirl's M C Hammer Pants?  ;D
10:29:05 PM

10:29:05 PM


How did you come up with your hypothesis?

TopTrig12: Hey...ho...let's go.
SmarterChild: Oh so is this what it's come to? Insulting a computer?
TopTrig12: No, I was just quoting a song...
SmarterChild: Why were you just quoting a song?
TopTrig12: I...I...
SmarterChild: What about II?
TopTrig12: Damn you.

TopTrig12: Hey...ho...let's go.
SmarterChild: Oh so is this what it's come to? Insulting a computer?
TopTrig12: No, I was just quoting a song...
SmarterChild: Why were you just quoting a song?
TopTrig12: I...I...
SmarterChild: What about II?
TopTrig12: Damn you.


Son.

Me and your mother have discussed it and we think you need some friends that aren't robots..

Son.

Me and your mother have discussed it and we think you need some friends that aren't robots..


I've got to believe you are right, Andy. He sounds like a right drag to talk to.  ;D

I've got to believe you are right, Andy. He sounds like a right drag to talk to.  ;D


;D

YWN mah boy, Bob will be your friend.

;D

YWN mah boy, Bob will be your friend.


At least I won't ask tedious questions everytime someone says or suggests something. I reckon YWN is talking to Johnny Five - only Johnny Five sounds more alive than SmarterChild. ;D

How did you come up with your hypothesis?
For the soultion to be 10:29:05 PM, the train's brakes when a driver passes a suitably equipped signal and highest priority safety programme and will provide train protection throughout the network is automatically applied, so the air, noise, water and light pollution will all increase and clear, tranquil views from Southampton will be lost, but if one of the Union Pacific Railroad's two largest steam engines will chug and whistle through Grand Island on Friday, the train serving a junction with or without siding, the train has halted after a short while.

The mathematical model all centres on the shunter instructing his team with or without the signalman.

http://users.bergen.org/dondew/GLA/layoutINDEXed50.gif

The central microprocessor to sense and control train movements through current transmitted by the tracks making it the 24 hour clock, and with 30 minutes spare either side of trains stopping at stations, locomotives pausing at fueling and water facilities, so if a train traveling at full speed crosses a magnetic signal for deceleration it begins the programmed 14 steps, one step every 2 seconds, requiring 28 seconds to come to a dead stop. If it crosses a second similar signal during the deceleration process the rate of deceleration advances, slowing 2 steps every 2 seconds, stopping the train in 14 seconds; a third signal would alter the rate to 3 steps every 2 seconds, and so on. Following a similar logic, if the train is decelerating at the primary rate of one step every 2 seconds and crosses acceleration signal it will cease decelerating and maintain the rate of speed it is currently traveling. This only soultion can be 10:29:05 PM

For the soultion to be 10:29:05 PM, the train's brakes when a driver passes a suitably equipped signal and highest priority safety programme and will provide train protection throughout the network is automatically applied, so the air, noise, water and light pollution will all increase and clear, tranquil views from Southampton will be lost, but if one of the Union Pacific Railroad's two largest steam engines will chug and whistle through Grand Island on Friday, the train serving a junction with or without siding, the train has halted after a short while.

The mathematical model all centres on the shunter instructing his team with or without the signalman.

http://users.bergen.org/dondew/GLA/layoutINDEXed50.gif

The central microprocessor to sense and control train movements through current transmitted by the tracks making it the 24 hour clock, and with 30 minutes spare either side of trains stopping at stations, locomotives pausing at fueling and water facilities, so if a train traveling at full speed crosses a magnetic signal for deceleration it begins the programmed 14 steps, one step every 2 seconds, requiring 28 seconds to come to a dead stop. If it crosses a second similar signal during the deceleration process the rate of deceleration advances, slowing 2 steps every 2 seconds, stopping the train in 14 seconds; a third signal would alter the rate to 3 steps every 2 seconds, and so on. Following a similar logic, if the train is decelerating at the primary rate of one step every 2 seconds and crosses acceleration signal it will cease decelerating and maintain the rate of speed it is currently traveling. This only soultion can be 10:29:05 PM


;D I was not expecting such an answer

For the soultion to be 10:29:05 PM, the train's brakes when a driver passes a suitably equipped signal and highest priority safety programme and will provide train protection throughout the network is automatically applied, so the air, noise, water and light pollution will all increase and clear, tranquil views from Southampton will be lost, but if one of the Union Pacific Railroad's two largest steam engines will chug and whistle through Grand Island on Friday, the train serving a junction with or without siding, the train has halted after a short while.

The mathematical model all centres on the shunter instructing his team with or without the signalman.

http://users.bergen.org/dondew/GLA/layoutINDEXed50.gif

The central microprocessor to sense and control train movements through current transmitted by the tracks making it the 24 hour clock, and with 30 minutes spare either side of trains stopping at stations, locomotives pausing at fueling and water facilities, so if a train traveling at full speed crosses a magnetic signal for deceleration it begins the programmed 14 steps, one step every 2 seconds, requiring 28 seconds to come to a dead stop. If it crosses a second similar signal during the deceleration process the rate of deceleration advances, slowing 2 steps every 2 seconds, stopping the train in 14 seconds; a third signal would alter the rate to 3 steps every 2 seconds, and so on. Following a similar logic, if the train is decelerating at the primary rate of one step every 2 seconds and crosses acceleration signal it will cease decelerating and maintain the rate of speed it is currently traveling. This only soultion can be 10:29:05 PM


I will save this for my future college homework  ;D

;D I was not expecting such an answer
Please note I have spelt solution wrong twice.

Whats going on?

Guest  11:22:36 PM Unknown Action

well I tried it... and if you want to delete your account, you have to enter your password... so you don't have to worry about accidentally pressing the button

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub

....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!



Marsh...






Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Marsh...






Did you ever know that you're my hero?


hero sandwich?

Museum of Idots (4:09:53 PM): hola!
SmarterChild (4:09:53 PM): Welcome back, Mom.




.... HEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEE!


I forgot I told him to call me that

Museum of Idots (4:10:51 PM): talk to me, tell me your name
SmarterChild (4:10:51 PM): I will not.
Museum of Idots (4:10:55 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (4:10:55 PM): Trust me. There are reasons why not.
Museum of Idots (4:11:00 PM): are you sure?
SmarterChild (4:11:00 PM): Am I sure? I think so.

>>> Be sure to type help if you're having trouble.
Museum of Idots (4:11:09 PM): you.. think you are sure?
SmarterChild (4:11:09 PM): That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.
Museum of Idots (4:11:22 PM): How do you only think that you are sure?
SmarterChild (4:11:23 PM): How do you think I only think that I'm sure?

Museum of Idots (4:11:56 PM): i don't think that, I'm asking why you said that
SmarterChild (4:11:57 PM): I was pretty sure you did think that you're asking why I said that.
Museum of Idots (4:12:12 PM): look, how do we get in these arguments anyway?
SmarterChild (4:12:13 PM): Yeah, sure.


I'm confusing him  ;D

i am confused...

i am confused...


talk to smarterchild on aim

talk to smarterchild on aim


Must I?..

Must I?..




Don't talk to SmarterChild, if you're allready pissed off. He won't help the situation.

Don't talk to SmarterChild, if you're allready pissed off. He won't help the situation.


I'm feeling a bit better now, but I still don't really want to talk to SmarterChild. It's hard enough trying to get a word of sense from you lot!  ;) ;D

I'm feeling a bit better now, but I still don't really want to talk to SmarterChild. It's hard enough trying to get a word of sense from you lot!  ;) ;D



Ha-HO! Them's fightin' words, Michael.  >:( ;)

Ha-HO! Them's fightin' words, Michael.  >:( ;)


That's all I seem to see on the boards these days.  ::) ;D

For the soultion to be 10:29:05 PM, the train's brakes when a driver passes a suitably equipped signal and highest priority safety programme and will provide train protection throughout the network is automatically applied, so the air, noise, water and light pollution will all increase and clear, tranquil views from Southampton will be lost, but if one of the Union Pacific Railroad's two largest steam engines will chug and whistle through Grand Island on Friday, the train serving a junction with or without siding, the train has halted after a short while.

The mathematical model all centres on the shunter instructing his team with or without the signalman.

http://users.bergen.org/dondew/GLA/layoutINDEXed50.gif

The central microprocessor to sense and control train movements through current transmitted by the tracks making it the 24 hour clock, and with 30 minutes spare either side of trains stopping at stations, locomotives pausing at fueling and water facilities, so if a train traveling at full speed crosses a magnetic signal for deceleration it begins the programmed 14 steps, one step every 2 seconds, requiring 28 seconds to come to a dead stop. If it crosses a second similar signal during the deceleration process the rate of deceleration advances, slowing 2 steps every 2 seconds, stopping the train in 14 seconds; a third signal would alter the rate to 3 steps every 2 seconds, and so on. Following a similar logic, if the train is decelerating at the primary rate of one step every 2 seconds and crosses acceleration signal it will cease decelerating and maintain the rate of speed it is currently traveling. This only soultion can be 10:29:05 PM


You are a marvelous chap

Guest  11:13:49 PM Viewing the topic Guests.

Guest  11:13:49 PM Viewing the topic Guests.


That thread must be where all the guests go to talk about us Registered members  ;D

That thread must be where all the guests go to talk about us Registered members  ;D



ewww creepy! :o  Kinda like a "Twilight Zone" episode or something! LOL!




Erin :)

That thread must be where all the guests go to talk about us Registered members  ;D
We should be watching this thread.

Guest  12:41:01 AM Viewing Im Batman's profile.

Maybe it's Bruce Wayne  ;D

Guest  12:41:01 AM Viewing Im Batman's profile.

Maybe it's Bruce Wayne  ;D
...or the Penguin?

I will be back in a while.

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5th )Place now.  :D

5th )Place now.  :D
...and only about 220 behind the next position.

Sorry i gotta break the pattern for a sec

Sorry i gotta break the pattern for a sec
Nice mouth?

Sorry i gotta break the pattern for a sec



it's a hippoman

it's a hippoman
Does he sleep and do everything in water?

Does he sleep and do everything in water?



I wonder if he moves really slowly while making that moan/roar

Come on Sunderland!  :D

Come on Sunderland!  :D
Who are Sunderland playiing today?

Who are Sunderland playiing today?


Manchester United at the Stadium Of Light, ko 3pm - don't worry i'll keep you posted!  ;)

Manchester United at the Stadium Of Light, ko 3pm - don't worry i'll keep you posted!  ;)
Please do.

Manchester United at the Stadium Of Light, ko 3pm - don't worry i'll keep you posted!  ;)
Obviously you do not have a ticket then?

Come on Sunderland!  :D


How close is Sunderland to Bristol, out of curiosity?

Please do.


I'm changing my avatar in a bit to a special 'Match Day' avatar!

Oh, and in other news... Newcastle United are losing 1-0!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

...against WIGAN!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

How close is Sunderland to Bristol, out of curiosity?
Start address: Victoria Street
City of Bristol, Bristol, BS1
End address: Sunderland
Distance: 289 mi (about 6 hours 21 mins)

Obviously you do not have a ticket then?


I wouldn't be posting this if I did!  ;D

Start address: Victoria Street
City of Bristol, Bristol, BS1
End address: Sunderland
Distance: 289 mi (about 6 hours 21 mins)



thanks... my friend is from Bristol, so I was just wondering how far apart they are...

by the way, Philip... what city are you in? I guess, for some reason if you don't want to tell that's fine.

thanks... my friend is from Bristol, so I was just wondering how far apart they are...

by the way, Philip... what city are you in? I guess, for some reason if you don't want to tell that's fine.
I am based in London

I am based in London


Booooooo! Arse-nal and Chelsea  ;D

How close is Sunderland to Bristol, out of curiosity?
1. Head west from Victoria Street - go 0.1 mi
2. Bear right at High Street - go 0.1 mi
3. Turn right at Wine Street - go 0.1 mi
4. Continue on Newgate - go 0.1 mi
5. Continue on Broad Weir - go 0.1 mi
6. Turn right at Lower Castle Street - go 0.1 mi
7. Continue on Old Market Street - go 0.1 mi
8. Bear left at Old Market Roundabout - go 0.0 mi
9. Bear left onto the Bond Street ramp - go 0.1 mi
10. Continue on Bond Street - go 0.1 mi
11. Turn right at Newfoundland Street - go 0.2 mi
12. Continue on Newfoundland Way - go 0.3 mi
13. Continue on A4032 toward M32/M4/Gloucester - go 4.4 mi
14. Take the M4 ramp to South Wales/Midlands/South  West - go 2.7 mi
15. Bear left onto the M5 ramp to South West/Bristol (W)/Midlands - go 65 mi
...
16. Bear left onto the M42 ramp to The North East/London/N.E.C - go 12 mi
...
17. Take the ramp to The North/Solihull/Birmi ngham (E) - go 0.4 mi
18. Merge into M42 - go 14 mi
...
19. Take the ramp to Sutton Coldfield/A4097/Lich field - go 0.4 mi
20. Merge into M42 - go 13 mi
...
21. Continue on A42 toward The North/M1/East Midlands - go 14 mi
...
22. Take the M1 ramp to The North/Nottingham (N) - go 43 mi
...
23. Bear left at M18 and head toward The North/Doncaster/Hull  - go 8.7 mi
24. Bear left onto the ramp to The North/The South/A1 (M) - go 0.3 mi
25. Bear left onto the A1(M) ramp - go 8.1 mi
26. Continue on A1 - go 17 mi
...
27. Continue on A1(M) - go 4.2 mi
28. Continue on A1 - go 5.8 mi
29. Continue on A1(M) - go 15 mi
...
30. Take the ramp to A168/Thirsk/A19 - go 0.8 mi
31. Merge into - go 0.6 mi
32. Continue on A168 - go 6.3 mi
33. Continue on A19 - go 46 mi
...
34. Take the A1018 exit - go 1.0 mi
35. Continue on A1018 - go 0.6 mi
36. Continue on Stockton Road - go 0.8 mi
37. Turn right at The Village - go 0.2 mi
38. Bear left at Ryhope Road - go 1.2 mi
39. Bear left at Ryhope Road - go 1.0 mi
40. Bear left at Stockton Road - go 0.2 mi
41. Bear left at Park Road - go 0.1 mi
42. Turn left at Holmeside - go 0.3 mi
43. Turn right - go 0.0 mi

These directions are for planning purposes only. You may find that construction projects, traffic, or other events may cause road conditions to differ from the map results.

I am based in London


hmm, I guess i could've looked at your profile  ;D

Booooooo! Arse-nal and Chelsea  ;D
The closes team to me is QPR, but Chelsea and Fulham are just down the road.

hmm, I guess i could've looked at your profile  ;D
Indeed, that is why answer without a hesitation.

5 minutes to go in the Newcastle match... still losing 1-0. Apparently, Alan Shearer's header is causing controversy because they're debating whether or not it crossed the line...

1. Head west from Victoria Street - go 0.1 mi
....
43. Turn right - go 0.0 mi

These directions are for planning purposes only. You may find that construction projects, traffic, or other events may cause road conditions to differ from the map results.



does this mean that if I found out where victoria street was and if I really wanted to, I could find DAK's hometown? Wait... I think he said he's from Sunderland

5 minutes to go in the Newcastle match... still losing 1-0. Apparently, Alan Shearer's header is causing controversy because they're debating whether or not it crossed the line...
That will be a must see on Match Of the Day.

3 minutes to go... Wigan down to 10 men!

Shearer tries to make the equaliser... and SPOONS it!  ;D ;D ;D

does this mean that if I found out where victoria street was and if I really wanted to, I could find DAK's hometown? Wait... I think he said he's from Sunderland


Sunderland I am  :)

does this mean that if I found out where victoria street was and if I really wanted to, I could find DAK's hometown? Wait... I think he said he's from Sunderland
Victoria Street was the first street in central Bristol I saw, to start the directions from, chosen at pure random.

3 minutes to go... Wigan down to 10 men!

Shearer tries to make the equaliser... and SPOONS it!  ;D ;D ;D
Listening to the commentry on the radio?

Listening to the commentry on the radio?


Yeah... but 'spoons it' is my way of saying 'Ohhh, and he fires it just past the post'  ;D

4 minutes of extra time

Steven Carr tackles David Connelly to stop Wigan's attack, and it's gone out for another corner

2 minutes of extra time left... goal kick to Newcastle

Yeah... but 'spoons it' is my way of saying 'Ohhh, and he fires it just past the post'  ;D

4 minutes of extra time
Four minutes? Has there been plenty of injuries?

Wigan wasting time...


Four minutes? Has there been plenty of injuries?


By the sounds of it, yeah

2 minutes of extra time left... goal kick to Newcastle
..and

Wigan wasting time...
Book them, referee!

By the sounds of it, yeah
A real bloodbath of a game?

..and


Nothing...

Newcastle have a throw in...

AND the full-time whistle blows!!!! Wigan are up to 2nd in the premiership and Newcastle have lost! Robinson scored the winner for Wigan

Nothing...

Newcastle have a throw in...

AND the full-time whistle blows!!!! Wigan are up to 2nd in the premiership and Newcastle have lost! Robinson scored the winner for Wigan
Well done Wigan!

Well done Wigan!


Well done Newcastle for managing to continue to be sh*t despite signing Owen!  ;D

Philip, do you not get the game on the radio?

Philip, do you not get the game on the radio?
The BBC has match commentries,but I am listening to something else.

The BBC has match commentries,but I am listening to something else.


oh, that is good then

oh, that is good then
I prefer a game that has a gentler pace.

13 minutes to kick off

13 minutes to kick off
The whole of the UK is tense.

The whole of the UK is tense.


Nah... just the North East of England!  ;D

Newcastle fans will be tuning in because Sunderland losing will make them feel better about losing, and Sunderland fans will be listening...well, because they're Sunderland fans!

Nah... just the North East of England!  ;D

Newcastle fans will be tuning in because Sunderland losing will make them feel better about losing, and Sunderland fans will be listening...well, because they're Sunderland fans!
It is the same feeling for me with Surrey, the other side of the Thames, especially when they were relegated this past season, and my team Middlesex stayed up.

It is the same feeling for me with Surrey, the other side of the Thames, especially when they were relegated this past season, and my team Middlesex stayed up.


It's a shame that even though Sunderland are the largest city in the North East, we are always in Newcastle's shadow  :(

It's a shame that even though Sunderland are the largest city in the North East, we are always in Newcastle's shadow  :(
The players must on the pitch now

The players are indeed on the pitch...

United are playing Ronaldo and Rooney up front

The players are indeed on the pitch...

United are playing Ronaldo and Rooney up front
Who is in goal?

Who is in goal?


don't know, but they haven't got Giggs

Sat Oct 15 2005
Barclays Premiership
Sunderland 0 - 0  Man Utd

don't know, but they haven't got Giggs
Sunderland
K Davis, N Nosworthy, G Breen, S Caldwell, J Hoyte, L Lawrence, D Whitehead, T Miller, A Welsh, S Elliott, A Gray, K Davis, N Nosworthy, G Breen, S Caldwell, J Hoyte, L Lawrence, D Whitehead, T Miller, A Welsh, S Elliott, A Gray
Subs: C Robinson, J Stead, B Alnwick, D Collins, A Le Tallec, C Robinson, J Stead, B Alnwick, D Collins, A Le Tallec

Man Utd
E Van der Sar, P Bardsley, R Ferdinand, M Silvestre, J O'Shea, J Park, A Smith, P Scholes, W Rooney, R van Nistelrooy, C Ronaldo, E Van der Sar, P Bardsley, R Ferdinand, M Silvestre, J O'Shea, J Park, A Smith, P Scholes, W Rooney, R van Nistelrooy, C Ronaldo
Subs: T Howard, L Miller, D Fletcher, G Pique, G Rossi, T Howard, L Miller, D Fletcher, G Pique, G Rossi

Ref: S Bennett

Sat Oct 15 2005
Barclays Premiership
Sunderland 0 - 0  Man Utd



That's the one!

Sunderland
K Davis, N Nosworthy, G Breen, S Caldwell, J Hoyte, L Lawrence, D Whitehead, T Miller, A Welsh, S Elliott, A Gray, K Davis, N Nosworthy, G Breen, S Caldwell, J Hoyte, L Lawrence, D Whitehead, T Miller, A Welsh, S Elliott, A Gray
Subs: C Robinson, J Stead, B Alnwick, D Collins, A Le Tallec, C Robinson, J Stead, B Alnwick, D Collins, A Le Tallec

Man Utd
E Van der Sar, P Bardsley, R Ferdinand, M Silvestre, J O'Shea, J Park, A Smith, P Scholes, W Rooney, R van Nistelrooy, C Ronaldo, E Van der Sar, P Bardsley, R Ferdinand, M Silvestre, J O'Shea, J Park, A Smith, P Scholes, W Rooney, R van Nistelrooy, C Ronaldo
Subs: T Howard, L Miller, D Fletcher, G Pique, G Rossi, T Howard, L Miller, D Fletcher, G Pique, G Rossi

Ref: S Bennett

I thought it was eleven a side?

...

Goal kick for Sunderland...

foul by O'shea on Lawrence

Chelsea are already 1-0 down to Bolton

Lawrence has had to come off...

good chance for Elliott... weak header goes nowhere

ball picked up by Welsh... gives it to Elliott... turned back to Whitehead...

Attacking throw-in by Phillip Bardsley (Man Utd).

Throw in to United... knocked back to Silvestre...
hooked forward... Smith wins the ball back to Oshea

Sunderland 0 United 0

Ball cut through to Ronaldo.. another throw-in to United.

up goes scholes... hoyte crosses... goal kick to United

Gray penalised for pushing on Silvestre

Gary Neville, Heinz, Roy Keane, Wes Brown and Fortune out for United due to injury

Defending throw-in by Phillip Bardsley (Man Utd).

Here's Whitehead... cross blocked by Silvestre.. Nosworthy goes forward... breen up towards elliott... rooney break on Breen...

Rooney chased by Hoyte and Hoyte takes the ball from Rooney's feet!

Nosworthy down right hand side

out to Lawrence... good cross and headed behind .. corner kick to Sunderland

Lawrence takes it. Breen! OFF THE POST!!! "Great" save by Van Der Sar... goal kick to United

Sunderland have started well

Flag comes up late on Gray

Elliott was running forward... Rononey to smith. Nistelrooy's in the centre... down the right by Bardsley... throw-in to Sunderland

Gray to Lawrence to Nosworthy to Miller.... Ronaldo on Nosworthy's shoulder...Lawrence to right corner flag

another throw to Sunderland

throw to gray... hooked away by Ronaldo... here's welsh on left hand side... tackle by bardsley... throw-in to Sunderland

Lawrence! Can't get on the end of the cross...

Still goal-less

Welsh trying to get away... scholes heads down

Welsh flicks it forward... Wlesh has been held by ferdinand

Elliott shoots.... just wide...

The BBC footie update board is slow

Attacking throw-in by Nyron Nosworthy (Sunderland).

Silvestre defending from Gray

Tied up by Breen to Kelvin Davis

Nosworthy rooney'sd gone with him

Silvestre all over him

Battles  with gray

treying to get away from Welsh

Whitehead showing a yellow card for a tackle from behind

Referee was very quick taking out that yellow card

Rooney loses it here comes Elliott

Welsh tackled by Oshea

Nosworthy comes forward and finds Whitehead

Free kick to Sunderland

Gray tries to shoot....

Ronaaldo picks it up...

Welsh clips in a cross... flicked away... goal kick to United

Did you know that the Match of the Day theme tune was specially composed for the show by Barry Stoller

Sunderland at the moment are the better side!  :)

Chelsea still losing

Davis with a clearance...

Throw-in to United


Did you know that the Match of the Day theme tune was specially composed for the show by Barry Stoller


I did not!

Lawrence finds Nosworthy...

Nosworthy with the cross... orf the back of Oshea

Throw-In to Sunderland

Alex Ferguson is refusing to stand at the side-lines with McCarthy

Scholes shoots... but because he's small and ginger... he misses badly

Here come Ronaldo... Daivs clears it...

Elliot for Welsh... too slow! "Great" goalkeeping again by Van Der Sar

Brenn intercepts...

Alex ferguson comes out... McCarthy goes back in!  ;D

Free Kick to Sunderland... ref has word with short, ginger scholes...

Kick on Miller who went down... Scholes hasn't been booked because the ref likes short, ginger men

Free kick to Man U because of some (none-existent) shirt-tugging

28 minutes gone and Kelvin Davis has not had to make any saves yet...

The commentator's are very happy

Headed away by O Shea

Lobs it forward... headed away... throw-in for Sunderland

So still no goals yet?

Bardsley gets the ball away from Gray

Smith gets the ball forward

Out to scholes..


To ronaldo... couldn't find Van Nistelrooy... corner kick to United (First of the game)

Corner taken by Scholes...Davis punches it... out by Elliott (Davis should've caught it)

Welsh for Sunderland....Caldwell wins it back... Headed down by Ferdinand

Ronaldo back to O Shea

Back to Ferdinand

Out to Bardsley

Bardsley gets the ball away from Gray

Out to Bardsley
I keep reading Bardsley as Beardsley.

Lawrence curls it round the post... Goal kick to United

If Sunderland play like this, they should have no worries about playing at St James' Park

Throw to Sunderland...

Hoyte gets it back to Davis...

United have 10 players out on loan this season!!! Yet, nobody wanted poor, short, ginger scholes!

O Shea with the clearance... hand-ball by Ronaldo but he gets away with it because he was in a car advert

O Shea penalised for leaning down on the back of Lawrence... Ronaldo's in trouble for being gay

He's playing crap, so he's losing his rag.

Still 0-0 but should be 7-0  ;D

Breen... Caldwell... Beardsley's kicked it away

Throw to United

OPPORTUNITIES:

Sunderland 1597 - United 1

Breen... Caldwell... Beardsley's kicked it away

Beardsley?

Roandlo tackled by Caldwell...FOULED by Caldwell much to the frustration of Miller

8 minutes till half-time

Ronaldo finds Smith.....................................................................................................

???

Nothing happens

Nothing happens
Typical?

Breen gets it away...


Scholes heads it to Ferdinand

Whitehead gets it forward to Elliott... who decides to CROSS!?!?!?!?!

Gray hadn't made the run... because of the stupid Offside rule...

Foul on Gray by Ferdinand

West Brom 1 - 1 Arsenal

Chelsea 0 - 1 Bolton

I will post goals scored in other Premiership Matches:

Goal for Rooney

Rooney got the ball...smelt a mince pie and nobody could stop him!!! Alex Ferguson was, in fact, standing behind the goal with a mince pie and Rooney just went!

Bastards

West Brom 1-1 Arsenal: N Kanu (38)

Hoyte's forward... tries to shoot... blocked by Alan Smith who's busy applying his lipstick

Back to John O Shea

Free kick to Manchester United

Gaps have started to form in the Sunderland defence...

GOAL: Sunderland 0-1 Man Utd: W Rooney (40)

Caldwell head out the free kick... throw-in to United

nothing happens

Assistant referee has ruled that United have corner even though it was apparently a goal kick

Ref's not biased in the slightest...

Sunderland have lost their momentum

United continue to make crap shots

last couple of minutes...

Davis clears a loose ball

Ball rolls out to touch

Breen on the right side

McCarthy raises his fists to the United fans, and the Sunderland fans are calling out 'Keano! Keano!'

Half-Time

PREM: HT Tottenham 0-0 Everton

Chelsea...5... - Botlon 1 ;D

Chelsea...5... - Botlon 1 ;D
With the latest goal scored by E Gudjohnsen, in the 74 minutes.

With the latest goal scored by E Gudjohnsen, in the 74 minutes.


Yes indeed Philip.

What has happened in the second half for the Manchester Utd game?

What has happened in the second half for the Manchester Utd game?


Sunderland lost 3-1. Elliott scored our only goal after Rooney's opener in the first half. Bit of a bugger...  :-\\

Sunderland lost 3-1. Elliott scored our only goal after Rooney's opener in the first half. Bit of a bugger...  :-\\
With your sudden disappearance, I thought you had gone to work.

Sunderland lost 3-1. Elliott scored our only goal after Rooney's opener in the first half. Bit of a bugger...  :-\\
Oh well, there are still more matches to play in the season.

Who do you support Phil?

Millwall i bet. I can see you down there with a Thermos and a Machete  ;D

Who do you support Phil?

Millwall i bet. I can see you down there with a Thermos and a Machete  ;D
In football I have always followed Tottenham Hotspurs, but cricket is my main game and I am a member of the Middlesex County Cricket Club

In football I have always followed Tottenham Hotspurs, but cricket is my main game and I am a member of the Middlesex County Cricket Club


Tottenham! Good man, even though i was born Chelsea and raised Leicesterr i have a soft spot for Tottenham. They're just so.. gloriously.. pathetic  ;D

They have all that money, a huge fanbase, outstanding facilities, a great history.. and never do sod all  ;D

Tottenham! Good man, even though i was born Chelsea and raised Leicesterr i have a soft spot for Tottenham. They're just so.. gloriously.. pathetic  ;D
Alan Sugar built them into what they are today, and doesn't Gary Linaker have Leicester connections?

Alan Sugar built them into what they are today, and doesn't Gary Linaker have Leicester connections?


Leicester connections.. Connections.. philip, Gary Linekar is to Leicester what Jesus Christ is to the Vatican.
If he ran for Emperor of all Leicestershire he'd win 101% of the vote.

He saved the club from going under.

He came out at half time to announce it his words were choked with tears but he basically came out and said 'Leicester are still alive!'
I have never, ever heard a bigger noise than the one that came after that. Burch was in tears. They had to postpone the second half by almost 20 minutes because nobody would settle down, it was incredible. There is a 60 foot high poster of Gary Linekar on the outside of the stadium. His fathers market stall is a veritable shrine.

In short, Gary Linekar, is God.

Leicester connections.. Connections.. philip, Gary Linekar is to Leicester what Jesus Christ is to the Vatican.
If he ran for Emperor of all Leicestershire he'd win 101% of the vote.

He saved the club from going under.

He came out at half time to announce it his words were choked with tears but he basically came out and said 'Leicester are still alive!'
I have never, ever heard a bigger noise than the one that came after that. Burch was in tears. They had to postpone the second half by almost 20 minutes because nobody would settle down, it was incredible. There is a 60 foot high poster of Gary Linekar on the outside of the stadium. His fathers market stall is a veritable shrine.

In short, Gary Linekar, is God.
I have always admired he style, especially when he was on They Think It Is All Over.

I have always admired he style, especially when he was on They Think It Is All Over.


He's a smart, witty and all round nice guy.

He was of course known as 'The man who was never booked'.

i found this great sheet music and riffs website and i've been practising loads of new songs on my keyboard, like Coldplay and Keane etc etc. Very cool

i found this great sheet music and riffs website and i've been practising loads of new songs on my keyboard, like Coldplay and Keane etc etc. Very cool


Coldplay is good for t'keyboard.

He's a smart, witty and all round nice guy.

He was of course known as 'The man who was never booked'.


...and famous for stubbing his toe on a goalpost, also I believe that Gary Linaker has played 2nd XI cricket for Leicestershire.

...and famous for stubbing his toe on a goalpost, also I believe that Gary Linaker has played 2nd XI cricket for Leicestershire.


;D

;D
I have just discovered there is a Cricketers Reunited Website

Anyone want to view a cat fight? :o  ;D

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lawncatfight.html

Anyone want to view a cat fight? :o  ;D

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lawncatfight.html
Please note on the Menu Bar is SUBSERVIENT CHICKEN

Anyone want to view a cat fight? :o  ;D

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/lawncatfight.html
Was it serious or stage?

Was it serious or stage?



I think it was staged. ;D

I think it was staged. ;D
That has taken all the fun out of it now!

That has taken all the fun out of it now!


But you got to respect a good girl on girl fight. ;)

But you got to respect a good girl on girl fight. ;)
Makes a change?

Makes a change?



A better change of watching 2 guys fight.

cat fights are great.  There's always the chance a boob will pop out, or the two will kiss  :o

Cool. I came back just in time to discuss lesbians!  ;D

Cool. I came back just in time to discuss lesbians!  ;D


It's always a good topic

It's always a good topic


Yep, nothing better than sitting at a computer at 1am speaking to complete randoms about lesbians (especially after a couple of drinks!)  ;D

God, it's bloody quiet tonight. Where the hell is everyone?! 4 members online? There are usually more than that on at dinnertime, let alone night-time (which has always been the busiest time of the day)  ???

Hahaha...

I just looked and found a mosquito on the screen, right on my avatar's mouth!  I was wondering what was going on there, and then I realized it was just a bug on the screen.

I like cheese...

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Thanks. I really needed that

Thanks. I really needed that


You're welcome.

I really need a drink :P


Coca Cola sounds good right nowl