Funny!
yeah, I love those episodes, Sean Connery, Burt Reynolds, Will ferrell as Alex Trebec  

ther's one where the Jeopardy category is The Pen Is Mightier and Sean Connery: I'll take The Penis Mightier for $200  ;D

yeah, I love those episodes, Sean Connery, Burt Reynolds, Will ferrell as Alex Trebec  

ther's one where the Jeopardy category is The Pen Is Mightier and Sean Connery: I'll take The Penis Mightier for $200  ;D


Those Jeopardy ones are always good! ;D

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Call Scotland yard again?

Call Scotland yard again?
Whitehall 1-2-1-2....

Whitehall 1-2-1-2....


or we can conduct our own investigation

or we can conduct our own investigation
I put my deerstakler deerstalker on.

or we can conduct our own investigation



Can I be the foxy badass who physically intimidates witnesses?

I put my deerstakler deerstalker on.
good correction and what praytell is a deerstalker? a camoflage outfit?



Can I be the foxy badass who physically intimidates witnesses?
you are the foxy badass who physically intimidates witnesses, for without your expertease  ::) we couldn't extract as much info from the witnesses. Many a case has been cracked by your asswhupping

you are the foxy badass who physically intimidates witnesses, for without your expertease  ::) we couldn't extract as much info from the witnesses. Many a case has been cracked by your asswhupping



Someone needs a cold shower.

good correction and what praytell is a deerstalker? a camoflage outfit?
Deerstalker, the hat worn by Sherlock Holmes.

http://www.tweedstore.com/club_images/items/sr_mista_deerstalker.jpg

Someone needs a cold shower.
brrrr, bo thanks, I'll just sit here slowly come down to room temp.  :-
Deerstalker, the hat worn by Sherlock Holmes.

http://www.tweedstore.com/club_images/items/sr_mista_deerstalker.jpg
I would like the whole ensemble

The investigation has started and the Big Boards remains the same.

Pfft... the Big Boards thing is rigged. The admins of the other boards have obviously been bribing Big Boards to list them  ::)

Pfft... the Big Boards thing is rigged. The admins of the other boards have obviously been bribing Big Boards to list them  ::)
Should we try a collective bribery scam?

Should we try a collective bribery scam?


Yeah, everybody donate a fiver... should get us into the top 20 at least  ;D

Yeah, everybody donate a fiver... should get us into the top 20 at least  ;D
In my case, it would have to a virtual fiver.

In my case, it would have to a virtual fiver.


Oh come on, Phil, don't be so tight  ;D

Oh come on, Phil, don't be so tight  ;D
I cannot get out to the bank today, resting etc.

I cannot get out to the bank today, resting etc.


I'm still waiting for Halifax to send me my new pin  >:(

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I'm still waiting for Halifax to send me my new pin  >:(
It should be the pin that turn up first.

ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, i bid you farewell and have a good day. I'm gonna be back after some sleep.  8)

Current update:

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Please feel free to send all cheques to Webmaster@BigBoards.com today!!  ;D


It should be the pin that turn up first.


I forgot my pin again the other day whilst out buying stuff, and it blocked again. I told them on Tuesday, and they said a new pin was on its way. I'm still waiting...


ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, i bid you farewell and have a good day. I'm gonna be back after some sleep.  8)


Later, BFF. Hope you sleep better than I did  ;D

Please feel free to send all cheques to Webmaster@BigBoards.com today!!  ;D...and I clicked on it!


I forgot my pin again the other day whilst out buying stuff, and it blocked again. I told them on Tuesday, and they said a new pin was on its way. I'm still waiting...It will arrive at your home, to aid in the identifying the true owner.


Later, BFF. Hope you sleep better than I did  ;D... and a goodnight to you Mike (BFF).

...and I clicked on it!


I made it up... does it work?!?!?

I made it up... does it work?!?!?
It came up with a new window and:

Search, don't sort. Use Google search to find the exact message you want, no matter when it was sent or received.

It came up with a new window and:

Search, don't sort. Use Google search to find the exact message you want, no matter when it was sent or received.


Ah, so it doesn't work, then  ;D

Never mind, worth a go...

Ah, so it doesn't work, then  ;D

Never mind, worth a go...
Yeap, didn't work.

Well, it looks like i'm going to work tonight after all since as someone's just phoned in sick AGAIN

Y'know, i'm sick of this happening. I always have to sacrifice my time off just because somebody else can't be arsed to come in for a shift. now i'm annoyed  >:(

So....here we are...again...

So....here we are...again...


Yyyyyup...  :-\\ ........*shuffles feet awkwardly*.....soo....

w00t! my karma counts the same as my year of birth  :D

sorry, im really bored right now  ;D

w00t! my karma counts the same as my year of birth  :D

sorry, im really bored right now  ;D


How bored are you?

How bored are you?


On a scale of 1-100, i'd say my karma count

Yeah, not a whole lot going on here right now. :-\\

Now I have returned and everything suddenly right with the world  :D

Well, it looks like i'm going to work tonight after all since as someone's just phoned in sick AGAIN

Y'know, i'm sick of this happening. I always have to sacrifice my time off just because somebody else can't be arsed to come in for a shift. now i'm annoyed  >:(
Do you know the person who has phoned in sick that well?

We need some excitement.....uummmmm.............here's a disco ball.

                                                        http://winter.noyau.com/images/disco_ball.gif

We need some excitement.....uummmmm.............here's a disco ball.

                                                        http://winter.noyau.com/images/disco_ball.gif
Does that meant I have to start dancing?

Does that meant I have to start dancing?


Yes and turn up the music.

Oh, here's your drink!

Yes and turn up the music.

Oh, here's your drink!
Can I sit this song out please?

Can I sit this song out please?


Sure.  Hammer will stand in for you.

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/do_women_really_swallow_10-08-2003_files/McHammer.gif

Sure.  Hammer will stand in for you.

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/do_women_really_swallow_10-08-2003_files/McHammer.gif
I will just go and answer my phone.

England 4 - 0 Jamaica

And it's only half time!  :D :D :D

I know it's only a friendly, but hey, we need some excitement, do we not?!  ;D

I will just go and answer my phone.


I thought the would make you want to gasolina in spanish.

I have come, a few miles,
I got blisters on my slippered feet,
As I Rise,
As I Rise..

England 4 - 0 Jamaica

And it's only half time!  :D :D :D

I know it's only a friendly, but hey, we need some excitement, do we not?!  ;D
Lets all do the Crouch Robot Dance!

:D

http://www.anorak.co.uk/images/temp/crouchSB010606_175x125.jpg

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/DAK-M40.jpg

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/DAK-M40.jpg


Is that the official Tubeway General?!?!  :D

:D

http://www.anorak.co.uk/images/temp/crouchSB010606_175x125.jpg
Just tried to put this image as my wallpaper, but it came out all pixilated.

Just tried to put this image as my wallpaper, but it came out all pixilated.


It's coz it's so small. Would make a nice avatar for someone, though.. or a sig! you can have it as a World Cup signature, Phil!  :D

It's coz it's so small. Would make a nice avatar for someone, though.. or a sig! you can have it as a World Cup signature, Phil!  :D
To make things easier for myself, I will keep Mr Charles Babbage.

To make things easier for myself, I will keep Mr Charles Babbage.


Have crouchy as your sig! Copy the pic into your signature line! Just to get into the world cup spirit  ;)

WHACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!

Just type ANY JIBBERISH and let's make the longest Internet thread ever!

ddd


How DID this became the longest thread ever?

You're an emotional wreck
You don't know who you are
You never say what you mean
And you keep your mouth shut
And your nights stay still
And then you come and call on me

You say i just can't help myself
I really really wish i could be somewhere else
than here

How DID this became the longest thread ever?
It is not the longest yet.

It is not the longest yet.


Oh yeah, I forgot.

Darko got lucky with this one

Darko got lucky with this one


His one good creation, it is.

His one good creation, it is.
If anything happened to this LTE thread, we would easily start off another one.

30 Guests, 10 Users, 0 Users in Chat (1 Buddy)
Users active in past 5 minutes:
Philip Eno, BrianMannixGirl, Trimac20, MidKnightDarkness, Henk, Tubeway General, Dak, Bobo, shaneiscrazy, ChuckyG

Best behaviour now, Chuck is online.

If anything happened to this LTE thread, we would easily start off another one.


yeah, but we'd lose like 26800 replies  :\'(

yeah, but we'd lose like 26800 replies  :\'(
Too true, but should take no time in replacing them.

Too true, but should take no time in replacing them.


Are you kidding?! AT LEAST a full year, and that's if we post twice as many as we are currently

Me I've just died
But some machine keeps on humming
I'm just an extra piece of dead meat to keep running
Why won't you let me die in peace?
Why won't you let me die with some kind of honour?
Why won't you let me die at all?
I know
You've got your principles
My body lies immobile
I left it days ago
And me I watch from somewhere as the loved ones come and go
I see them glancing at the switch
I hear them whispering maybe it's better that way
I see the love turn into feelings
I know
Aren't quite the same
I see the men of learning
Pacing to and fro
But how can I expect the sane to ever know?
I'd rather die than have no mind
I know my brain is gone damaged beyond repair
I see an empty shell below me
I know
I've had my time...

Are you kidding?! AT LEAST a full year, and that's if we post twice as many as we are currently
ya win some, ya lose some. no biggee. The board would go on.  8)

ya win some, ya lose some. no biggee. The board would go on.  8)
...and forward it shall be!

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BWWWWWAAAAAANG!

Pure Guava is the first ween album I ever bought. It's amazing. It's brilliant. It made me cry like a little girl. it's like sex, liquid morphine, balloons, clowns, strippers, lukewarm milk and rubbing alchohol, and one of those little spinner thingies people put on their tires rolled up into one times like, 176,014.
If you don't have pure guava buy it now. If you do have pure guava you can die now because you're life is now complete.

She's like death on two legs
She is raw pink shame
Please stop the God film
It's all wrong
But I'm not to blame

These boys of image
Carry banners
Believe in slogans
Kill policeman
Say it's 'freedom'
Say it's 'goodness'
Say it's 'peaceful'
I'm lonely
I'm feeling down (everyone I know has been and gone)

It's such a sick picture
She says 'I cure everyone'
I'm alone in a corner
I won't ever forgive
I must be broken
I don't know
Who on earth can I blame?

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Dieter: Before we begin, would you like to touch my monkey?
Karl-Heinz Schelker: I would be honored.
Dieter: Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abschmeenkee

Dieter: Before we begin, would you like to touch my monkey?
Karl-Heinz Schelker: I would be honored.
Dieter: Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abschmeenkee



Kyle McLachlan was HILARIOUS in that skit.

Just dropped in to say hello...

Kyle McLachlan was HILARIOUS in that skit.
indeed he was, glad you've seen it. 
and he was good as Ray in The Doors


Just dropped in to say hello...
a voice says hello back  8)

Just dropped in to say hello...
Hello there!

Oops sorry... I thought that was my dinner. :-[
Did someone say dinnner?

You knows I loves ya, baby

You knows I loves ya, baby
Good afternoon Mike!

Good afternoon Mike!


'Ow do, Philip. Ugh. I got up at 1pm, and i'm still tired  :P

'Ow do, Philip. Ugh. I got up at 1pm, and i'm still tired  :P
I was up at 6:30am and now as bright as anything.

I was up at 6:30am and now as bright as anything.


I went to bed about 3am, I think. Didn't fall straight to sleep, though

I went to bed about 3am, I think. Didn't fall straight to sleep, though
At the time of awaking, I look out the window, the sky was bright and I thought it was around 9am, but no.

At the time of awaking, I look out the window, the sky was bright and I thought it was around 9am, but no.


Yeah, it started getting light here about 3:30am, or at least that's when the birds started singing

Yeah, it started getting light here about 3:30am, or at least that's when the birds started singing
On waking on work days, when rising at 6am I fear going back to bed for an hour or so, for I will oversleep.

On waking on work days, when rising at 6am I fear going back to bed for an hour or so, for I will oversleep.


I used to be like that when I had to do Sunday mornings at work. Getting up at 5am was tough for me, especially during the winter when it was still pitch black

How much do you post in LTE Dak? Seems like every second post is yours.

How much do you post in LTE Dak? Seems like every second post is yours.


It's my online home  ;D

It's my online home  ;D


Darko must be loving it... ::)

Warning - while you were typing Dak posted several alternate posts. You may wish to review your post.

I used to be like that when I had to do Sunday mornings at work. Getting up at 5am was tough for me, especially during the winter when it was still pitch black
For me it is keeping up the routine for the rest of the week. I used to wake at 4:30am to go to work at 5:00am on the first train to my work place the other side of London.

It's my online home  ;D
The same here!

Darko must be loving it... ::)


Meh... this is the only thread of his I can stomach. No 80s/90s comparisons, no calling anyone's mams, just harmless posting which rarely makes sense and is never on topic


For me it is keeping up the routine for the rest of the week. I used to wake at 4:30am to go to work at 5:00am on the first train to my work place the other side of London.


I used to get up at 7:45am for school, but I have a feeling I won't have that sort of luxury at University

I used to get up at 7:45am for school, but I have a feeling I won't have that sort of luxury at University
Then again, it will all depend on the location of the University.

Meh... this is the only thread of his I can stomach. No 80s/90s comparisons, no calling anyone's mams, just harmless posting which rarely makes sense and is never on topic

I used to get up at 7:45am for school, but I have a feeling I won't have that sort of luxury at University


This semester I had the luxury of not having a lecture that started before 12 noon. Ah...I hope that continues next semester.

Then again, it will all depend on the location of the University.


Sunderland University. I can get a bus from the stop down the street, and will drop me off right outside the building. It's about a 15 minute bus journey

Sunderland University. I can get a bus from the stop down the street, and will drop me off right outside the building. It's about a 15 minute bus journey


What are you planning on studying at said University?

Sunderland University. I can get a bus from the stop down the street, and will drop me off right outside the building. It's about a 15 minute bus journey
Just perfect, you can stay at home, and there is no need to have digs of your own.

There has been another wicket, be right back.  :)

What are you planning on studying at said University?


Journalism


Just perfect, you can stay at home, and there is no need to have digs of your own.


No, I wasn't planning on moving out. I'll move out after university, when I have enough money to

Journalism

No, I wasn't planning on moving out. I'll move out after university, when I have enough money to


Oh really? That's what my sister's study.

I hope you won't compromise your principles when you become a journalist..

Oh really? That's what my sister's study.

I hope you won't compromise your principles when you become a journalist..


No, no, none of that. Journalism gives you the option of going abroad to study journalism, and one of the places they've listed is... America

No, no, none of that. Journalism gives you the option of going abroad to study journalism, and one of the places they've listed is... America


Wicked. I was thinking of going on student exchange to America next year for a semester as well. It would definitely be an experience.

Wicked. I was thinking of going on student exchange to America next year for a semester as well. It would definitely be an experience.


It would indeed kick the proverbial a$$

Dad: So son, have you decided what you want to be yet.
Small Boy: I'd like to be a pornographer.
Dad: ... Son, did you say you'd like to be a pornographer?
Boy: Yes, I'd like to take pornographs of people and places and things.
Dad: Son, I think you should see what pornography is. Come with me *shows boy magazine*
Boy: EWWW! That's gross! I don't want to do THAT! I want to be a PORNOGRAPHER!
Dad: That's what pornographers take pictures of.
Boy: No, No, I just want to take NORMAL pornographs!
Dad: Son, I think you're grossly mistaken.
Boy: Well, you're right, those pictures ARE quite gross.

Dad: So son, have you decided what you want to be yet.
Small Boy: I'd like to be a pornographer.
Dad: ... Son, did you say you'd like to be a pornographer?
Boy: Yes, I'd like to take pornographs of people and places and things.
Dad: Son, I think you should see what pornography is. Come with me *shows boy magazine*
Boy: EWWW! That's gross! I don't want to do THAT! I want to be a PORNOGRAPHER!
Dad: That's what pornographers take pictures of.
Boy: No, No, I just want to take NORMAL pornographs!
Dad: Son, I think you're grossly mistaken.
Boy: Well, you're right, those pictures ARE quite gross.


;D

I'm guessing there's cricket of some description on, hence the absence of our friend Philip Eno

;D

I'm guessing there's cricket of some description on, hence the absence of our friend Philip Eno
Yes there is, my wife has come back home and want to watch something else, so I come here to listen to the game on the radio.

Yes there is, my wife has come back home and want to watch something else, so I come here to listen to the game on the radio.


Philip!!!!!!!!

Guess what I just found whilst raking around MyDocuments?!?!?!?

Philip!!!!!!!!

Guess what I just found whilst raking around MyDocuments?!?!?!?
Bring him back!

Bring him back!


I might after the world cup.. for now, though, I gotta support my country and fly the flag (literally)

What did you think of our 6-0 victory yesterday, Phil?  :D

What did you think of our 6-0 victory yesterday, Phil?  :D
I am pleased with the 6 - 0 win, bearing in mind the oppostion are not the strongest, so if England won just 1 -0 it would have been disappointing.

I might after the world cup..


Zeldak can come on as substitute.

I am pleased with the 6 - 0 win, bearing in mind the oppostion are not the strongest, so if England won just 1 -0 it would have been disappointing.


True. Anything less than 4-0 would have been disappointing, but they were all pretty good goals  :)

Should lift our confidence a bit


Zeldak can come on as substitute.


;D

Should lift our confidence a bit

;D
Indeed, should have been 7 goals.

Indeed, should have been 7 goals.



We had plenty of time to do it in. There was something like 5 minutes extra time at the end, wasn't there?!

BILL'S GAY!

BILL'S GAY!
Which Bill?

Which Bill?


Gates, obviously

Gates, obviously
Oh him!

Gates, obviously


Chamberlin, our gym teacher.. a classmate of mine often yells "BILL'S GAY!" at random times throughout class. Bill does nothing. Of course, Bill also busts on this guy so much and so well, it really doesn't matter.

We Are The Champions!


We've just won the European Championships Football for under 21.