Nope. I'm in an unforgiving mood remember. Stand 'em both against the wall. He won't be singing Lulu's beautiful when she's as perforated as a tea-bag.  :)
don't worry about Lulu Philip. he'd never get the first shot off.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/rocketwhore.gif  sorry Bobby, but Lulu's got tight security.

don't worry about Lulu Philip. he'd never get the first shot off.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/rocketwhore.gif  sorry Bobby, but Lulu's got tight security.
Just like the SAS, they always save the day.

don't worry about Lulu Philip. he'd never get the first shot off.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/rocketwhore.gif  sorry Bobby, but Lulu's got tight security.


I'll be back . . .

*walks off, takes a look back, sniffs in disgust and carries on walking . . .*


;D

I'll be back . . .

*walks off, takes a look back, sniffs in disgust and carries on walking . . .*


;D
Bobby, would you really accept a contract to take out Philips tight squeeze, you know it'd break his heart  :-\\

Bobby, would you really accept a contract to take out Philips tight squeeze, you know it'd break his heart  :-\\


Ha ha! Awww! I'm only playing about Mr.Fan.  :)

Ha ha! Awww! I'm only playing about Mr.Fan.  :)
I know, me too. and i would have strategically made my sniper bullet miss.  ;D otherwise I'd have the whole board after me  :o

I know, me too. and i would have strategically made my sniper bullet miss.  ;D otherwise I'd have the whole board after me   :o


Ha ha! Well . . . At least the people who don't like Lulu anyway.  ;D

http://www.poststar.com/content/articles/2006/05/24/news/doc4473276daa582232131462.jpg

The Soul Patrol! ;D

http://www.poststar.com/content/articles/2006/05/24/news/doc4473276daa582232131462.jpg

The Soul Patrol! ;D


I'm laughing but I don't know why.  ;D

I'm laughing but I don't know why.  ;D




Because of his prematuring gray hair?

http://www.poststar.com/content/articles/2006/05/24/news/doc4473276daa582232131462.jpg

The Soul Patrol! ;D
That's him!

That's him!



Who does he remind you of?

Because of his prematuring gray hair?


I reckon that's why. He reminds me of Father Ted.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/Robp24/FatherTed.jpg

Who does he remind you of?
Captain Kirk?

Captain Kirk?



No,He reminds me of Michael McDonald and George Clooney lookalike ;D

No,He reminds me of Michael McDonald and George Clooney lookalike ;D
...or may be an ex-very important man in the USA?

...or may be an ex-very important man in the USA?


Which is who? ???

Which is who? ???
If I said the name, it could be libelous?

If I said the name, it could be libelous?


Who? Bill Clinton?

Who? Bill Clinton?



He looks a little bit like Bill Clinton

http://parallel.park.org/UnitedStates/bill-portrait.gif

Clinton.

Who? Bill Clinton?
I did not say it publicly online!

http://parallel.park.org/UnitedStates/bill-portrait.gif

Clinton.



Bill Clinton has always been gray,Taylor was prematurely gray

http://parallel.park.org/UnitedStates/bill-portrait.gif

Clinton.


That must be a very old photo, Step-chan.  ;D

I did not say it publicly online!


It doesn't matter, Phil. There are people who have said worse on here about governmental figures and still live to tell the tale.  :)

At least Taylor never had sex with Monica Lewinsky ;D

That must be a very old photo, Step-chan.  ;D


But of course... I just copied the first one I saw.

http://parallel.park.org/UnitedStates/bill-portrait.gif

Clinton.



That must be a very old photo, Step-chan.  ;D


1994

But of course... I just copied the first one I saw.


Very good. If I had to go gay for someone, I'd go gay for Bill Clinton.

Now . . . I've just realised I've said it in the wrong thread.  :-[ ;D

Very good. If I had to go gay for someone, I'd go gay for Bill Clinton.

Now . . . I've just realised I've said it in the wrong thread.  :-[ ;D



I would go lesbian for Monica Lewisnsky

I would go lesbian for Monica Lewisnsky

lol  ;D
your small comments..lol they're great  ;D

Very good. If I had to go gay for someone, I'd go gay for Bill Clinton.

Now . . . I've just realised I've said it in the wrong thread.  :-[ ;D


The catgirl fan site is going through maintenance today, so I can't access it.

I'll have to find something to post, just like what I did with Clinton.

Hey chaka!  :) Nice to see we're online at the same time.


I like your new avatar. 8)

Hey chaka!  :) Nice to see we're online at the same time.


I like your new avatar. 8)

hey there Henk! It's been a while since we've both been online..!
Thanks for the avatar,I thought I needed a change. :)

I would go lesbian for Monica Lewisnsky


Monica Lesbiansky?

Thanks for the avatar,I thought I needed a change. :)


Nothing wrong with that!

In general, I like this kind of avatar best. Remember that girl who had her eye for an avatar for a while? What was her name - ah, yes, Miss Tainted. I absolutely loved the avatar. Dunno why.

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I would go lesbian for Monica Lewisnsky


Yes, I've heard she's got a gifted tongue.

Well, I won't be in until Tuesday. The libraries are going to be closed for Memorial day weekend.

Yes, I've heard she's got a gifted tongue.


I bet she does Bob ;D

I would go lesbian for Monica Lewisnsky


Question is: would she go gay for you? ???

Question is: would she go gay for you? ???


No she wouldn't.

And Sorrow Bathes The Sun,
She Will Not Smile For Anyone..

I see I haven't missed much since I was here earlier...

Bill Clinton? Howard's lesbianism? Yup, just your typical night on InThe00s  ;D

And if the snow buries my,
my neighborhood.
And if my parents are crying
then I'll dig a tunnel
from my window to yours,
yeah a tunnel from my window to yours.
You climb out the chimney
and meet me in the middle,
the middle of the town.
And since there's no one else around,
we let our hair grow long
and forget all we used to know,
then our skin gets thicker
from living out in the snow.

You change all the lead
sleepin' in my head,
as the day grows dim
I hear you sing a golden hymn.

Then we tried to name our babies,
but we forgot all the names that,
the names we used to know.
But sometimes, we remember our bedrooms,
and our parent's bedrooms,
and the bedrooms of our friends.
Then we think of our parents,
well what the hell ever happened to them?!

You change all the lead
sleepin' in my head to gold,
as the day grows dim,
I hear you sing a golden hymn,
the song I've been trying to sing.

Purify the colors, purify my mind.
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
in this heart of mine.

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I see I haven't missed much since I was here earlier...

Bill Clinton? Howard's lesbianism? Yup, just your typical night on InThe00s  ;D



Yep,What else can go silly on this board. ;D

I see I haven't missed much since I was here earlier...

Bill Clinton? Howard's lesbianism? Yup, just your typical night on InThe00s  ;D


It was a night of revelation.  ;D

It was a night of revelation.  ;D


Well, that's one way of putting it  ;D

Christ, it's quiet tonight  :-\\

And if the snow buries my,
my neighborhood.
And if my parents are crying
then I'll dig a tunnel
from my window to yours,
yeah a tunnel from my window to yours.
You climb out the chimney
and meet me in the middle,
the middle of the town.
And since there's no one else around,
we let our hair grow long
and forget all we used to know,
then our skin gets thicker
from living out in the snow.

You change all the lead
sleepin' in my head,
as the day grows dim
I hear you sing a golden hymn.

Then we tried to name our babies,
but we forgot all the names that,
the names we used to know.
But sometimes, we remember our bedrooms,
and our parent's bedrooms,
and the bedrooms of our friends.
Then we think of our parents,
well what the hell ever happened to them?!

You change all the lead
sleepin' in my head to gold,
as the day grows dim,
I hear you sing a golden hymn,
the song I've been trying to sing.

Purify the colors, purify my mind.
Purify the colors, purify my mind,
and spread the ashes of the colors
in this heart of mine.


That's a good song. I kinda killed Arcade Fire awhile back, though.

Arcade Fire finally hit me the other day. I've always liked them, but now they're GREAT.

Arcade Fire finally hit me the other day. I've always liked them, but now they're GREAT.


Yeah, I kinda loved them for about a month and now rarely listen. I find them a bit too sappy.

http://www.nopinationals.com/2002/scenes/crowd/more/Rump%20Shakers.jpg

Shake Your Rump! ;D

Psycho Killer.. c'est c'esque.
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa, Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Far Better.
Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Away..

Yeah, I kinda loved them for about a month and now rarely listen. I find them a bit too sappy.



I rarely listen to a band for their lyrical content. I think they're geniuses, musically.

I rarely listen to a band for their lyrical content. I think they're geniuses, musically.


See, lyrical content is actually fairly important to me. That's why I hate bands like Fall-Out Boy (who just make up pseudo-important sounding words that don't mean anything) and such... They're good musically, but the lyrics are just too important to me.

See, lyrical content is actually fairly important to me. That's why I hate bands like Fall-Out Boy (who just make up pseudo-important sounding words that don't mean anything) and such... They're good musically, but the lyrics are just too important to me.



A lot of times, I think songs should be made without lyrics... the stupidity of them ruins it.

Here are a couple pictures I took of Karen after graduation:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9629/karen13bt.jpg

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1589/karen29qf.jpg

Bitches can't hang with the streets,
She found herself short.
Now she's taking me to court.
That's some real conversation for your ass.

So there's this woman, and she was on an airplane.
She's flying to meet her fiance, soaring above the largest ocean on the planet Earth.
She's sitting next to this man she tried to start a conversation with, only, really, the only thing she heard him say was to order his bloody Mary.
She's sitting here, reading this really arduous magazine article about some Third-World Country she couldn't even pronounce the name of, she's feeling, very bored, very dispondent.
And then, suddenly, there's this huge mechanical failure, one of the engines give out, and they start falling, 30,000 feet. The pilots on the microphone, he's saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Oh My God, I'm sorry." and apologizing.
And she looks at the man, she says "Where are we going?"
And he looks at her and says "We're going to a party! It's a birthday party! It's YOUR birthday party! Happy Birthday, Darling! We love you very much!"
And he starts humming this tune, and it's kinda like...

Wow.. half hour with NOTHING after this post..

Did I kill the PPP? I'm sorry, everyone...

You should be ashamed. I will now think of a proper punishment for you.

You should be ashamed. I will now think of a proper punishment for you.


So long as it's sexy.

So long as it's sexy.



Ah, no doubt about it.

Ah, no doubt about it.


Excellent. I await my punishment anxiously.

Maybe me posting pics of my sister after graduation killed it.

Maybe me posting pics of my sister after graduation killed it.


Oooh, a scapegoat!

I still demand my sexy punishment, however.

Oooh, a scapegoat!

I still demand my sexy punishment, however.


I'm afraid Sister Morphine would be entitled to the punishment now..


However, this now makes things slightly awkward.

I'm afraid Sister Morphine would be entitled to the punishment now..

However, this now makes things slightly awkward.


Aw, I'm sure she'd be more then happy to transfer rights to me!

Yeah, I kinda loved them for about a month and now rarely listen. I find them a bit too sappy.
Looking back, they were my most played artist this time, a year ago. Now I hardly ever listen to 'em.

Psycho Killer.. c'est c'esque.
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa, Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa Far Better.
Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Away..
I heard that the other day too!

Here are a couple pictures I took of Karen after graduation:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9629/karen13bt.jpg

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1589/karen29qf.jpg
Well done, congrats. What did she achieve for the graduation?

Wow.. half hour with NOTHING after this post..

Did I kill the PPP? I'm sorry, everyone...
We do get moments like that.

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Looking back, they were my most played artist this time, a year ago. Now I hardly ever listen to 'em.


They'd have been top 10 all-time for me if you'd have asked when I was really into them last year, but not so much now.. I'd put them top 40 maybe.

Here are a couple pictures I took of Karen after graduation:

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http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1589/karen29qf.jpg
conrgrats to karen. I know she's happy to be done with that, now on to bigger and better things?  She's a pretty graduate and you got some nice pics of her.. I like the banner with the names on it. They did it up pretty nice at her school.

conrgrats to karen. I know she's happy to be done with that, now on to bigger and better things?  She's a pretty graduate and you got some nice pics of her.. I like the banner with the names on it. They did it up pretty nice at her school.



Well, every subdivision does that.  It's not just for her H.S.  The service itself was very nice.  :)

Well, every subdivision does that.  It's not just for her H.S.  The service itself was very nice.   :)
A few years back I attended my own son's graduation service, it was one of my proudest moments.

A few years back I attended my own son's graduation service, it was one of my proudest moments.



My mom started crying when my sister's name was read.  She said it made her feel old......to have one college graduate and now a high school graduate. 



Right now she's at Project Graduation, which is where they take all the seniors and put them in lock-down at the Andretti Speed Lab so they can go-cart race, rock climb, eat junkfood and pretty much act silly and stupid all night.  She should be coming home in about an hour. 

My mom started crying when my sister's name was read.  She said it made her feel old......to have one college graduate and now a high school graduate. 



Right now she's at Project Graduation, which is where they take all the seniors and put them in lock-down at the Andretti Speed Lab so they can go-cart race, rock climb, eat junkfood and pretty much act silly and stupid all night.  She should be coming home in about an hour. 
My wife cheered her head off!

Who makes the potions in a travelling show?

Who makes the potions in a travelling show?
a man   
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do, my gift is my song, and this one's for you.  8)

http://dalliance.net/b3ta/CatFight.gif

Make these girls stop fighting. ;D

http://dalliance.net/b3ta/CatFight.gif

Make these girls stop fighting. ;D

where did you find that?!

where did you find that?!



I just typed in the word catfight.

I just typed in the word catfight.
They are having a ripping good time?

I found you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone.
You're driving me crazy!
...when are you coming home?

Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me something to hold on to

Give me a chance to hold on,
Give me something to hold on to

Could that be Snow Patrol by any chance..?
Sounds like it.

Could that be Snow Patrol by any chance..?
Sounds like it.


It is!!  :D :D :D

Do you have the album by any chance..?

It is!!  :D :D :D

Do you have the album by any chance..?

No...might buy it if I can get some money together.

No...might buy it if I can get some money together.


Do, it's superb. Especially the one they do with Martha Wainwright "Set The Fire To The Third Bar"... classic

The world's a leech, crawling down one's throat,
One would rather be a tick then be a tiny goat...

Oo-Wee-Oo I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh and you're Mary Tyler Moore!  :D

great song  8)

^ Indeed. However, I don't think the Blue Album was the best Weezer album.


Oh yeah and...

MidKnightDarkness  05:40:59 PM Viewing Who's Online.
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Word.

^ Indeed. However, I don't think the Blue Album was the best Weezer album.


I don't have the album, I just love the song. So imagine my delight when Dominic sends me it!  :D

Hash Pipe's good as well


Oh yeah and...

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Word.


;D Quite

I don't have the album, I just love the song. So imagine my delight when Dominic sends me it!  :D

Hash Pipe's good as well

;D Quite



When I get home (I'm at Erin's house right now) I'll have to send you "The Good Life" it's from the album "Pinkerton"... reeeeally good.

When I get home (I'm at Erin's house right now) I'll have to send you "The Good Life" it's from the album "Pinkerton"... reeeeally good.


Wow, thanks  :)

Now I have something to look forward to!  ;D

When asked why he didn't just fry the bread in bacon, he said "Because it's too lean."

I have forgiven Jesus.

I've been dreaming of a time when the English are sick to death of labour, and tories,
And spit upon the name Oliver Cromwell,
And denounce this royal line that still salute him,
And will salute him forever

Sorry, that's about as much as I know of Morrissey's lyrics  ;D

More people die each year from eating sharks than they do from getting eaten by sharks.

Quote isn't exactly word for word.

I've been dreaming of a time when the English are sick to death of labour, and tories,
And spit upon the name Oliver Cromwell,
And denounce this royal line that still salute him,
And will salute him forever

Sorry, that's about as much as I know of Morrissey's lyrics  ;D
"Everyday is like sunday" is the only Morrissey song I know.  :-\\

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They are having a ripping good time?



Ripping each other's heads off. ;D

Currently there are 3 Users in FlashChat
Bobo,Tam,whistledog

:o wow it's probably the first time I see somebody's using it.

Currently there are 3 Users in FlashChat
Bobo,Tam,whistledog

:o wow it's probably the first time I see somebody's using it.


It does get used quite often.

It does get used quite often.

Serious?
I've never seen anybody use it before..maybe I just don't pay attention.

Serious?
I've never seen anybody use it before..maybe I just don't pay attention.
I once click on it by accident, and was all alone then.

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we'll soon get there.

Serious?
I've never seen anybody use it before..maybe I just don't pay attention.


There are a select amount of people who like to use it regularly.

we'll soon get there.
Very soon I hope.

Very soon I hope.
we shall overcome

we shall overcome
...someday!

...someday!
stay the course

stay the course
The only way is forward.

Up, up and away...

Above us, only is the sky.

Imagine all the people

The going gets tough from the getgo, go man go, oh brother, not another Smurfette lover gonna go now.

The going gets tough from the getgo, go man go, oh brother, not another Smurfette lover gonna go now.
intense  :o

The going gets tough from the getgo, go man go, oh brother, not another Smurfette lover gonna go now.



Trapped.. in a situation overlooked by fools.

Trapped.. in a situation overlooked by fools.


It's "smack dab in the middle of", not "trapped", you ignorant bitch.

It's "smack dab in the middle of", not "trapped", you ignorant bitch.



Ah, that's it.

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Its the fourth day at 859, we need more umph!

ain't got no more umph tonight, maybe tomorrow.

ain't got no more umph tonight, maybe tomorrow.
My own umphing will be tonight, not qutie now.

That is my lot for now, see you all later.

http://www.emailjokes.co.za/images/447thunder%20thighs_752_447_1.jpg


Thunder Thighs

^oh dear..

^oh dear..


Is that anyone's Grandmother?  ;D

Is that anyone's Grandmother?  ;D


It looks like she' sitting on two giant, hairless baby rats  :P

It looks like she' sitting on two giant, hairless baby rats  :P

eh?  ???

Regarding the above image. Thank goodness it is on the previous page now.

Up, up and away...


... in a beautiful balloon.

... in a beautiful balloon.
Kites.

Kites.


???

???
I was thinking Simon Dupre and his song Kites from the 60s.

I was thinking Simon Dupre and his song Kites from the 60s.


Ah, I see. I don't know that song.

Would this be the same Simon Dupree who recorded "Thinking About My Life"? ???

Ah, I see. I don't know that song.

Would this be the same Simon Dupree who recorded "Thinking About My Life"? ???
I only know Simon Dupree for his one hit wonder of Kites, but if there is more from him I am interested.

Kites.



I was thinking Simon Dupre and his song Kites from the 60s.



Ah, I see. I don't know that song.

Would this be the same Simon Dupree who recorded "Thinking About My Life"? ???



I only know Simon Dupree for his one hit wonder of Kites, but if there is more from him I am interested.


Looking in my copy of The Guinness Book of Hit Singles, Simon Dupree and the Big Sound did have another hit with For Whom The Bell Tolls, but that did only reach 43 in 1968. If so Thinking About My Life is new to me.

http://www.mountaincoveapples.com/Gala-Apple.jpg

Just felt like posting a pic of an apple.

http://www.mountaincoveapples.com/Gala-Apple.jpg

Just felt like posting a pic of an apple.
Is that Sir Isaac Newton's apple?

Is that Sir Isaac Newton's apple?


It's a gala apple.

It's a gala apple.
Is it still crunchy as an apple should be?

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Thunder Thighs


to say the least 

Quickly makes replies to force that picture onto the previous page!!!

Is it still crunchy as an apple should be?


I can't tell by the pic.

It's A Holiday For a Hanging.

I can't tell by the pic.
I will buy some at the weekend, and I will let you know.

to say the least 


Arggh!! My eyes!!! My poor eyes have been soiled!

Looking in my copy of The Guinness Book of Hit Singles, Simon Dupree and the Big Sound did have another hit with For Whom The Bell Tolls, but that did only reach 43 in 1968. If so Thinking About My Life is new to me.


"Thinking About My Life" was the only "hit" single Simon Dupree & The Big Sound had in The Netherlands. It got stuck in bubbling under section in 1968, and I can't say I've ever heard that tune.

"Thinking About My Life" was the only "hit" single Simon Dupree & The Big Sound had in The Netherlands. It got stuck in bubbling under section in 1968, and I can't say I've ever heard that tune.
I think some searching has to be done here.

I will buy some at the weekend, and I will let you know.


Okay. ;) :)

Okay. ;) :)
Please, to be on the safe side, could you remind me on Friday, in case I forget.

Please, to be on the safe side, could you remind me on Friday, in case I forget.


Yes. :)

Gala apples are my favorite type of apple.

Arggh!! My eyes!!! My poor eyes have been soiled!


Here, this will cleanse your eyes....

http://people.freenet.de/wwf_news/trish14.jpg


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


http://people.freenet.de/wwf_news/trish14.jpg

Is that anyone's Grandmother?  ;D


That's mine, you bastard!

That's mine, you bastard!



How much did she eat?  ;D

How much did she eat?  ;D


How much DIDN'T she eat? She ate the whole damn thing!

How much DIDN'T she eat? She ate the whole damn thing!



At least she has something on her plate. ;D

'Chips of plutonium are twinkling in every lung'

'Chips of plutonium are twinkling in every lung'



Who's lung?

'Chips of plutonium are twinkling in every lung'
Did someine say chips?

Did someine say chips?



Potato Chips

Did someine say chips?


yeah wish I was near the chip shop    ;D

yeah wish I was near the chip shop    ;D


What flavor?

yeah wish I was near the chip shop    ;D
I have a chippie down the road from me, but is probably close now.

What flavor?
Chip flavour of course.

Chip flavour of course.



BBQ is my favorite

BBQ is my favorite
The true flavour comes for the vinegar.

Chip flavour of course.

with salt and vinegar

with salt and vinegar
...and with mushie peas.

with salt and vinegar




I like that flavor

...and with mushie peas.


now my mouths watering..

now my mouths watering..
Tartare Sauce?

Tartare Sauce?


Tartar Sauce? :P

I'm kinda digging my username in Italian.

I'm kinda digging my username in Italian.



What were you before? ???

Tartar Sauce? :P


blurghhh    :P :P

blurghhh    :P :P
I love it!

What were you before? ???



Sister Morphine. 

Sister Morphine. 
Language Tools on Google has your name translated back into English as "Morphine Of the Sister".

I'm kinda digging my username in Italian.

Duuuuuuuur, I thought it was somebody new.  ;D

Duuuuuuuur, I thought it was somebody new.  ;D
Somebody new with 3400 odd posts?

Sister Morphine. 


Ok,I wasn't sure about that.

I'd give it all up for you, I'd even be a number just for you...

I'd give it all up for you, I'd even be a number just for you...


Awww...shucks!

I'd give it all up for you, I'd even be a number just for you...



Oooooone, is the lonliest number that you'll ever do.

Awww...shucks!


And now that I've lured you in... *presses button, doors and windows shut* You see I'm not wearing pants.. >:-}D

And now that I've lured you in... *presses button, doors and windows shut* You see I'm not wearing pants.. >:-}D


http://bestsmileys.com/scared/4.gif

But that smoking jacket looks superb on you!

;D

Say Superb again.

General: What did we get from screening his mail.
Agent: Nothing. Some people write to movie stars, this guy writes to movies.. "Dear Diehard, You Rock. Especially When That Guy Was In You."...

superb

superb



One more time.

One more time.


Funny, that's exactly what your mother said to me last night.

One more time.



SUPERB!

SUPERB!



...


*Evil eyes*


ARGH!H!H!H!H!H!!($&!*(@#

*Throws you around in back room*

Marky Got With Sharon, Sharon Got Sharia, She Was Sharing Sharon's Outlook on the Topic of Disease...

Marky Got With Sharon, Sharon Got Sharia, She Was Sharing Sharon's Outlook on the Topic of Disease...



Pepper!

Pepper!
Sergeant?

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The button we click on says 859, but the boards say 857?


They've obvioiusly heard you, the button says 857 now

They've obvioiusly heard you, the button says 857 now


Wow. Philip, if other websites can hear you, that's a sign you need to keep it down. Other websites are trying to sleep, son.

Wow. Philip, if other websites can hear you, that's a sign you need to keep it down. Other websites are trying to sleep, son.
Superb  ;D

http://www.burntout.com/songs/lyrics/

http://www.burntout.com/songs/lyrics/bleach.html#11

...bring your friends, it's fun to lose and to pretend.

...bring your friends, it's fun to lose and to pretend.


I'm about to submit a parody, that's why I posted that. ;) :)

I'm about to submit a parody, that's why I posted that. ;) :)
good luck

Hey! You're part of it! Yeah! You're part of it!

good luck


Just finished my submission. ;D

Now I have to vote on todays.

...bring your friends, it's fun to lose and to pretend.

hey! Philip doing Smells Like Teen Spirit..I like that  :D

hey! Philip doing Smells Like Teen Spirit..I like that  :D
I have a occasional fling!

I have a occasional fling!

lol that's a good thing!

lol that's a good thing!


Sure is. ;)

Happiness, coming and going...

Only nine days to go now?

Only nine days to go now?


Yup!!!

Do you think we can go all the way, Phil? Or will it be another 'crushing' quarter-final penalties defeat?!

Yup!!!

Do you think we can go all the way, Phil? Or will it be another 'crushing' quarter-final penalties defeat?!
You took the words out of my mouth, losing out on penalties.

You took the words out of my mouth, losing out on penalties.


I don't know what's wrong with us, we've got a perfectly good team, World-Class even, but we just never seem able to find that certain edge and accomplish anything. Perhaps Sven's tactics are dated?!

I don't know what's wrong with us, we've got a perfectly good team, World-Class even, but we just never seem able to find that certain edge and accomplish anything. Perhaps Sven's tactics are dated?!
When is the final date for announcing the squad for the World Cup?

When is the final date for announcing the squad for the World Cup?


The squad's already been announced!

1 ROBINSON Paul (GK)
2 NEVILLE Gary
3 COLE Ashley
4 GERRARD Steven
5 FERDINAND Rio
6 TERRY John
7 BECKHAM David
8 LAMPARD Frank
9 ROONEY Wayne
10 OWEN Michael
11 COLE Joe
12 CAMPBELL Sol
13 JAMES David (GK)
14 BRIDGE Wayne
15 CARRAGHER Jamie
16 HARGREAVES Owen
17 JENAS Jermaine
18 CARRICK Michael
19 LENNON Aaron
20 DOWNING Stewart
21 CROUCH Peter
22 GREEN Robert (GK)
23 WALCOTT Theo

The squad's already been announced!

1 ROBINSON Paul (GK)
2 NEVILLE Gary
3 COLE Ashley
4 GERRARD Steven
5 FERDINAND Rio
6 TERRY John
7 BECKHAM David
8 LAMPARD Frank
9 ROONEY Wayne
10 OWEN Michael
11 COLE Joe
12 CAMPBELL Sol
13 JAMES David (GK)
14 BRIDGE Wayne
15 CARRAGHER Jamie
16 HARGREAVES Owen
17 JENAS Jermaine
18 CARRICK Michael
19 LENNON Aaron
20 DOWNING Stewart
21 CROUCH Peter
22 GREEN Robert (GK)
23 WALCOTT Theo

...and how is that metatarsal?

...and how is that metatarsal?


Reports are saying that he should be fit in time for the quarters, hopefully we'll get that far  ;D

[quote author=wһіѕ

The squad's already been announced!

1 ROBINSON Paul (GK)
2 NEVILLE Gary
3 COLE Ashley
4 GERRARD Steven
5 FERDINAND Rio
6 TERRY John
7 BECKHAM David
8 LAMPARD Frank
9 ROONEY Wayne
10 OWEN Michael
11 COLE Joe
12 CAMPBELL Sol
13 JAMES David (GK)
14 BRIDGE Wayne
15 CARRAGHER Jamie
16 HARGREAVES Owen
17 JENAS Jermaine
18 CARRICK Michael
19 LENNON Aaron
20 DOWNING Stewart
21 CROUCH Peter
22 GREEN Robert (GK)
23 WALCOTT Theo



Rob Green won't be going. He ripped his groin.
Scott Carson will replace him.

We're in the building where they make us grow,
I'm frightened by the many engineers.. like you.

Rob Green won't be going. He ripped his groin.
Scott Carson will replace him.


I just copied and pasted it from the Fifa World Cup site... don't shoot the messenger!!!!

[quote author=wһіѕ

hey Mike,you told me the latest Snow Patrol album is good.
What about the others?Do you have any other Snow Patrol album?
(being curious)

[quote author=wһіѕ

hey Mike,you told me the latest Snow Patrol album is good.
What about the others?Do you have any other Snow Patrol album?
(being curious)


Yeah, I have the Final Straw album too (Run, Chocolate, Spitting Games, How To Be Dead)

'Eyes Open' is very similar album in sound, style and formation... but that's a good thing. There are about 7 songs on Eyes Open that could easily be released as singles

Yeah, I have the Final Straw album too (Run, Chocolate, Spitting Games, How To Be Dead)

'Eyes Open' is very similar album in sound, style and formation... but that's a good thing. There are about 7 songs on Eyes Open that could easily be released as singles

So which one would you recommend?

So which one would you recommend?


BOTH!  :D

But if you had to pick only one, go for 'Eyes Open'... I prefer it, but that just may be because it's new. If you do buy it, make sure you listen to 'Set The Fire To The Third Bar'... absolutely amazing song  8)

BOTH!  :D

But if you had to pick only one, go for 'Eyes Open'... I prefer it, but that just may be because it's new. If you do buy it, make sure you listen to 'Set The Fire To The Third Bar'... absolutely amazing song  8)

Cool,thanks for your advice!

I'm getting the 3rd degree from that "Ellipsis" guest because I am listening to "I Don't Like Mondays" in the 80's thread.  

More reasons why Guests shouldn't be allowed to post  ::)
Reading through that thread has cheered me up for the day.

Cool,thanks for your advice!


Anytime! It's a really good album... i've ripped more than half of the songs from it onto my PC today

The Desperate Eyes Are Closed, Maybe It Goes Away...

I came along, I wrote a song for yooooooooo
And all the things you doooooooo
And it was called yellow!  :D

I came along, I wrote a song for yooooooooo
And all the things you doooooooo
And it was called yellow!  :D

now what song could that be..?  ::)

now what song could that be..?  ::)


Could it be 'Barbie Girl'?  ::)

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Getting closer 2702 behind.

Could it be 'Barbie Girl'?  ::)

yes.....yes,I think that's it.  ::)

yes.....yes,I think that's it.  ::)


What will the neighbours say?!

wow Darko: what's the Members you don't get along with thread about?  :o

now if that wasn't looking for trouble/bitching etc.. ::)

What will the neighbours say?!
Certainly the neighbours are poking through the curtains.

wow Darko: what's the Members you don't get along with thread about?  :o

now if that wasn't looking for trouble/bitching etc.. ::)


I thought i'd warned him....

...obviously not (grabs white hot poker)

wow Darko: what's the Members you don't get along with thread about?  :o

now if that wasn't looking for trouble/bitching etc.. ::)


I was in a risque mood, I guess.  :D

What is a Jart?

I thought i'd warned him....

...obviously not (grabs white hot poker)

I didn't get to read it..it's obviously been deleted.