Cat, I hope you liked what I posted.  I gave you karma for your witty reply.  This just seemed to fit your contagious personality and I mean that with all of my besy intentions.   ;)







I did like you what you posted and I do appreciate it. And karma right back at ya.



Cat

I did like you what you posted and I do appreciate it. And karma right back at ya.



Cat




Thanks Cat.  ;)

http://www.epicportions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/stupid.jpg

All you need is a "C". ;D

and make sure I don't see any brown stuff left in the bowl.  8-P




Oh, Howard I was not aware that you lived in the downstream town.  Just don't try to light the cig. butts.  As far as the fecal matter, please take that up with your local Water Works. 

Oh, Howard I was not aware that you lived in the downstream town.  Just don't try to light the cig. butts.  As far as the fecal matter, please take that up with your local Water Works. 



I don't smoke.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/SsMAq7dXtzI/AAAAAAAATDk/W6ybY8k-BLw/s800/Bad%20English%20Signs%20Chinglish03.jpg

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/SsMAq7dXtzI/AAAAAAAATDk/W6ybY8k-BLw/s800/Bad%20English%20Signs%20Chinglish03.jpg


Which is it? a facial or removing your body hair?

Which is it? a facial or removing your body hair?



It doesn't say anything about hair.



Cat

It doesn't say anything about hair.



Cat
...a body remover ?

...a body remover ?



I'm sure the mob is one of their clients.



Cat

...a body remover ?



or a facial.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/SsMAq7dXtzI/AAAAAAAATDk/W6ybY8k-BLw/s800/Bad%20English%20Signs%20Chinglish03.jpg




It's invasion of the body snatchers.  ::)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SKCVSz3_YfI/AAAAAAAACM4/Y4aq7MrwR68/s400/stupid_signs_13.jpg

YEAH!  >:(^

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SKCVSz3_YfI/AAAAAAAACM4/Y4aq7MrwR68/s400/stupid_signs_13.jpg

YEAH!  >:(^
That sums it all up!

That sums it all up!


Best sign I've read.

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/engrish-funny-whatll-be-then.jpg

;D


That makes me think of the woman who called 911 to tell me about dog poop on a path. She was worried someone would slip in it or that kids would eat it  ;D

I have the recording on my iPod.

A sign of the times....

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/sign1.jpg

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/engrish-funny-whatll-be-then.jpg




What the hell is an animal chaser?  ???

A sign of the times....

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/sign1.jpg


Dick must be big.  :o ;D

What the hell is an animal chaser?  ???



Any womanizing over-sexed male.  An example would be Bill Clinton.  ::)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FqQEHPUq6Zc/TPjnRjLiAnI/AAAAAAAAOXY/QNj3b3NE-0Q/s1600/sign.jpg

A sign of the times....

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/sign1.jpg



The sign should be changed where it says "6809 Belair Road - 668-6060" to "For a Good time - call Lisa at 668-6060"  ::)  :D

The sign should be changed where it says "6809 Belair Road - 668-6060" to "For a Good time - call Lisa at 668-6060"   ::)  :D





That sign has to be fake? ;D

Example of a very confused economy.  :-\\


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-sNdmXFO-fI/SW7hvFfj3AI/AAAAAAAABgE/ihFzXngPkkc/S692/store+closing2.jpg

Example of a very confused economy.  :-\\


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-sNdmXFO-fI/SW7hvFfj3AI/AAAAAAAABgE/ihFzXngPkkc/S692/store+closing2.jpg



what about the cartguys?

what about the cartguys?




I did take note but did not comment on the wayward carts in the lot just lying in wait to do a few thousand dollars worth of damage to someone's ride.  Yeah. where are those cart guys?  Are they being hired when this was taken or fired?

I did take note but did not comment on the wayward carts in the lot just lying in wait to do a few thousand dollars worth of damage to someone's ride.  Yeah. where are those cart guys?  Are they being hired when this was taken or fired?






must been on break.

The store is hiring because all the employees quit when they found out the store was closing (including the cart guys)
They need employees to work til the store closes so there you go  ;D

The store is hiring because all the employees quit when they found out the store was closing (including the cart guys)
They need employees to work til the store closes so there you go  ;D


;D ;D ;D ;D

Seinfest


http://ifimbored.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/646461690_654ca7579b.jpg

The store is hiring because all the employees quit when they found out the store was closing (including the cart guys)
They need employees to work til the store closes so there you go  ;D


Yeah Right.  ::)

Seinfest


http://ifimbored.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/646461690_654ca7579b.jpg





those signs are hilarious.  ;D

What is the difference between reading all these signs and texting while driving?  Wonder how many accidents happened along this stretch of roadway?  I'm glad there is not a "No U Turn" sign there because that is exactly what I'd do if I have ever encountered this while l was driving.  I can maybe figure out what two of them actually mean.


http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/40/93/3409375.jpg

What is the difference between reading all these signs and texting while driving?  Wonder how many accidents happened along this stretch of roadway?  I'm glad there is not a "No U Turn" sign there because that is exactly what I'd do if I have ever encountered this while l was driving.  I can maybe figure out what two of them actually mean.


http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/40/93/3409375.jpg




That's pretty confusing.

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-i-only-trust-them-if-they-can-spell-it.jpg

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-i-only-trust-them-if-they-can-spell-it.jpg




take a look at the T-Shirt that person made.  ::)

take a look at the T-Shirt that person made.  ::)


Don't act like you don't have one in your closet!




Or are you wearing it right now  :D

Don't act like you don't have one in your closet!




Or are you wearing it right now  :D


Yeah Howard...bring it out of the closet!!  ::)

Don't act like you don't have one in your closet!




Or are you wearing it right now  :D


If I wore that to Pathmark,I'd get slapped in the face (and I'll blame you!)  :P

If I wore that to Pathmark,I'd get slapped in the face (and I'll blame you!)  :P


Why blame me? Just because you own it doesn't mean you  should wear it to work.  :P

Why blame me? Just because you own it doesn't mean you  should wear it to work.  :P


Maybe I would.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Pc-Ku_LQn0nb7M:http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss288/MoronsWithSigns/5zfq6t.jpg

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-where-should-i-take-it.jpg

HUH?  ???  No smoking sign, but take ashtray after smoking?  :-\\  Please make up my mind.

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-where-should-i-take-it.jpg

HUH?  ???  No smoking sign, but take ashtray after smoking?  :-\\  Please make up my mind.



Take the ashtray to where?

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-where-should-i-take-it.jpg

HUH?  ???  No smoking sign, but take ashtray after smoking?   :-\\  Please make up my mind.





I think they meant take ashtray away AFTER smoking.

Take the ashtray to where?


garbage can?

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-farming-is-forbidden.jpg

Yeah, this could get you into a real pickle!

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-untitled1.jpg

No thanks, we only drink lite beer, we begin our drinking as soon as it gets light.

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-farming-is-forbidden.jpg

Yeah, this could get you into a real pickle!





Is it a law that you can't change a cucumber into a pickle? ???

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-untitled1.jpg

No thanks, we only drink lite beer, we begin our drinking as soon as it gets light.





You wouldn't want it heavy. ;D

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-to-all-yin-there-is-yang.jpg

Those bikes can't be all that hard to get off.

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-zombie-home-improvement.jpg

If you had a brain transplant could you still identify your tools, in fact would you even know that you had one?

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-to-all-yin-there-is-yang.jpg

Those bikes can't be all that hard to get off.





certainly better than a hard-on. ;D

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-zombie-home-improvement.jpg

If you had a brain transplant could you still identify your tools, in fact would you even know that you had one?





brains or tools? ???

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-zombie-home-improvement.jpg

If you had a brain transplant could you still identify your tools, in fact would you even know that you had one?






I know several people who need brain transplants-and many of them work in Washington.



Cat

I know several people who need brain transplants-and many of them work in Washington.



Cat


To have a transplant you need an original to replace.  Many members of congress need a brain implant.  Michelle Bachman should be first in line.

Which reminds me of an anti-male joke

Talking to Adam and Eve, god said that he had one each of extra pieces.  The first made it possible to pee standing up.  Adam was real hot for this one and Eve let him have it.  Adam wondered off peeing his name in the sand and knocking bark off trees.  God then gave the other body part to Eve.  she asked what it was called.  "Brains" was god's answer.  Which explains why, many times, men think with their "little head" (especially in summer)

God then gave the other body part to Eve.  she asked what it was called.  "Brains" was god's answer.


And Adam said "Wow, look at the brains on Eve!  Nice set o' brains!", and the LORD did look at the brains on Eve, and He smiled, for they were not merely good, but were downright bodacious.

Obligatory Signage:

http://www.boingboing.net/images/brains25c.jpg

 - Brain sammiches, $0.25, in St. Louis, MO, ca. 1970s.

In South Wales you can drink Brains

http://www.specialistmodels.co.uk/pics/brainsbrewerymobilebar-2.jpeg

And Adam said "Wow, look at the brains on Eve!  Nice set o' brains!", and the LORD did look at the brains on Eve, and He smiled, for they were not merely good, but were downright bodacious.

Obligatory Signage:

http://www.boingboing.net/images/brains25c.jpg

 - Brain sammiches, $0.25, in St. Louis, MO, ca. 1970s.


Only a quarter,cheapos. :P

In South Wales you can drink Brains

http://www.specialistmodels.co.uk/pics/brainsbrewerymobilebar-2.jpeg


What about The Brawn?

In South Wales you can drink Brains

http://www.specialistmodels.co.uk/pics/brainsbrewerymobilebar-2.jpeg
How does it taste?

How does it taste?


I'd like to try the dark

I'd like to try the dark


I am surprised they don't have it in gray matter.


Cat

How does it taste?


I've never tried it before.

What about The Brawn?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY

I can't speak for you, but Brawndo makes me more awesome at English.

http://www.dumb-signs.com/wp-content/images/sign132.bmp

How does it taste?


Nice.  I've tried the SA (Dai always claims it stands for Skull Attack!)