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Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/17/10 at 2:33 pm
In memory of Dave.
Dave Thomas founded Wendy's died. They just posted a tribute on their sign to honor him...
"In memory of Dave he will be missed" it didn't say "In memory of Dave we will grind him up, put him in the burgers so we can all carry a piece of him with us till we poop him out" ::)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 11:22 pm
Dave Thomas founded Wendy's died. They just posted a tribute on their sign to honor him...
"In memory of Dave he will be missed" it didn't say "In memory of Dave we will grind him up, put him in the burgers so we can all carry a piece of him with us till we poop him out" ::)
That was last week's sign.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/17/10 at 11:39 pm
That was last week's sign.
At least we'd know it is fresh meat!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 11:55 pm
At least we'd know it is fresh meat!
Wendy's standards are high.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 7:00 am
Dave Thomas founded Wendy's died. They just posted a tribute on their sign to honor him...
"In memory of Dave he will be missed" it didn't say "In memory of Dave we will grind him up, put him in the burgers so we can all carry a piece of him with us till we poop him out" ::)
;D I found that funny,Sorry Snoz if that was in bad taste.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/18/10 at 8:40 am
http://lavafightersofcp.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/petting-zoo-fail.jpg?w=468&h=625
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 2:41 pm
http://lavafightersofcp.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/petting-zoo-fail.jpg?w=468&h=625
EW I wouldn't let him do that. 8-P
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/18/10 at 2:43 pm
http://lavafightersofcp.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/petting-zoo-fail.jpg?w=468&h=625
Only the fingers?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 3:09 pm
Only the fingers?
Is that yak vicious?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/18/10 at 4:06 pm
http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns04.jpg
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/18/10 at 6:47 pm
http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns04.jpg
Cat
I see dead peoples things! How very sensitive...
So what was worng? The fact that is is insensitive ...or that the sign is left out when the shop is shut. :-\\
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/18/10 at 6:54 pm
That was last week's sign.
yeah... this week dave is still dead so now we're hiring. ;D
I think maybe they could've taken off the Now Hiring bit to make the tribute a little more reverent and less "life goes on" ::)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/18/10 at 6:55 pm
http://lavafightersofcp.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/petting-zoo-fail.jpg?w=468&h=625
isn't that a cow?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/18/10 at 6:56 pm
http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns04.jpg
Cat
straight forward and right to the point... I approve.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/18/10 at 6:57 pm
;D I found that funny,Sorry Snoz if that was in bad taste.
I don't have a problem with bad taste howard I was just clearing up the confusion
sometimes I need help following your process to find the funny that's all. :)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/19/10 at 7:09 am
http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns04.jpg
Cat
How much for the things? ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/19/10 at 7:10 am
isn't that a cow?
looks like a baby cow.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 10:38 pm
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_GZBskGaBQAY/SOhEjm2T5SI/AAAAAAAAAGU/rPJQLh8Majk/s400/excellent%20excellense.png
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 7:36 am
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_GZBskGaBQAY/SOhEjm2T5SI/AAAAAAAAAGU/rPJQLh8Majk/s400/excellent%20excellense.png
someone needs spellcheck. ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: jackas on 10/20/10 at 9:10 am
It was a joke,wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
I understand your joke, Howard. It was funny!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/20/10 at 9:26 am
someone needs spellcheck. ;D
eggselant ubzervayshawn.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/20/10 at 12:52 pm
eggselant ubzervayshawn.
;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 1:26 pm
eggselant ubzervayshawn.
Thanx u.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 1:27 pm
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:TE0df2KBU3VhxM:http://funniez.net/images/stories/stupid-signs/stupid-signs-06.jpg&t=1
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/20/10 at 1:30 pm
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:TE0df2KBU3VhxM:http://funniez.net/images/stories/stupid-signs/stupid-signs-06.jpg&t=1
Discount if the 3 ugly ones are on stage?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 1:30 pm
Discount if the 3 ugly ones are on stage?
50% off.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/20/10 at 1:38 pm
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:TE0df2KBU3VhxM:http://funniez.net/images/stories/stupid-signs/stupid-signs-06.jpg&t=1
Has this show been seen before?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/20/10 at 2:04 pm
Has this show been seen before?
some one had to see it.... otherwise how would they know that three of them were ugly?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 2:07 pm
Has this show been seen before?
with Elizabeth Burkley?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/20/10 at 2:09 pm
some one had to see it.... otherwise how would they know that three of them were ugly?
...but the show seemed the same
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 2:15 pm
...but the show seemed the same
with 3 ugly women.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/20/10 at 4:40 pm
;D
Thanx u.
I think snoz was laughing at my horrendous spelling comment. I should say thanks.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/20/10 at 6:55 pm
50% off.
If they're really that ugly ... I hope they keep 100% clothes on!!!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/21/10 at 7:07 am
If they're really that ugly ... I hope they keep 100% clothes on!!!
Maybe they don't be that ugly.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/21/10 at 10:20 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-regular-price-fa.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/21/10 at 1:32 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-regular-price-fa.jpg
I will not be shopping there!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/21/10 at 7:24 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-regular-price-fa.jpg
Everything?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/21/10 at 10:02 pm
Everything?
Everything on sale at regular price, so...business as usual.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/21/10 at 10:51 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-toilet-fail.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/22/10 at 1:20 am
Confucius say,
"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book which you seek, you are obviously in the.....
http://www.thetraveltart.com/wp-content/uploads/Offbeat%20Travel%20Photo%20-%20Wong%20Fook%20Hing%20Book%20Store.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/22/10 at 1:24 am
Confucius say,
"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book which you seek, you are obviously in the.....
http://www.thetraveltart.com/wp-content/uploads/Offbeat%20Travel%20Photo%20-%20Wong%20Fook%20Hing%20Book%20Store.jpg
Imagine if the owner made lots of $ and expanded into a country wide franchise.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 6:59 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-toilet-fail.jpg
then someone forgot to flush the microwave. ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 7:00 am
Imagine if the owner made lots of $ and expanded into a country wide franchise.
There'd be a whole lot of Fookhing going around. ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/22/10 at 9:39 am
http://www.freewebs.com/bloodterror/fail-owned-low-price-deal-fail.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/22/10 at 1:43 pm
http://www.freewebs.com/bloodterror/fail-owned-low-price-deal-fail.jpg
So I will not buy any then?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/22/10 at 2:34 pm
So I will not buy any then?
you don't want any? Okay, that's be a dollar forty-nine... in US dollars please.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 8:27 pm
http://www.freewebs.com/bloodterror/fail-owned-low-price-deal-fail.jpg
How much for 1? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/22/10 at 8:52 pm
How much for 1? ???
-2
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 8:55 pm
-2
Negative 2?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/23/10 at 10:23 am
Negative 2?
that's correct...
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/23/10 at 11:53 am
http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/illegal_parking_ok.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/23/10 at 11:54 am
http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/illegal_parking_ok.jpg
That's fine by me!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/23/10 at 12:28 pm
That's fine by me!
works for me too!
I would love to get a ticket just so I can go to court with my photographic evidence!!!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/23/10 at 12:41 pm
works for me too!
I would love to get a ticket just so I can go to court with my photographic evidence!!!
27 8 x 10 color glossy pictures with the circles & arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one?
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/23/10 at 6:47 pm
27 8 x 10 color glossy pictures with the circles & arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one?
Cat
yep... arrows to the word fine then a excerpt from websters on back defining fine! ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/23/10 at 8:20 pm
http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/illegal_parking_ok.jpg
That's fine.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/23/10 at 10:40 pm
http://www.myscratchoff.com/stupid_news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_sign_7-300x225.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/10 at 2:12 am
http://www.myscratchoff.com/stupid_news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_sign_7-300x225.jpg
I can see that!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/24/10 at 4:32 am
http://www.myscratchoff.com/stupid_news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_sign_7-300x225.jpg
That sign is not enough! Surely it should say " Sidewalk ends...watch out for posts beyond this sign (and this actual sign). Except for blind people...you can turn left and keep walking. Carers..please advise blind person that they are about to be run over. Wait 5 seconds before giving such advice"
Oh...I'm sorry...how inappropriate. This isn't the Wrongest Thread Ever. I apologize for talking about such a stupid sign! :o
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/24/10 at 6:59 am
http://www.myscratchoff.com/stupid_news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_sign_7-300x225.jpg
Sidewalk ends at The Elk River? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/24/10 at 7:59 am
Sidewalk ends at The Elk River? ???
No, it ends at the sign, Howard. Look closely.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/10 at 8:01 am
Sidewalk ends at The Elk River? ???
The Elk River is ½ mile down the road.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/24/10 at 2:43 pm
The Elk River is ½ mile down the road.
actually Elk River Road is 1/2 mile down the road...
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/24/10 at 7:11 pm
http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/break-fail-road.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/24/10 at 8:36 pm
http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/break-fail-road.jpg
that's not good for cars.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/24/10 at 9:13 pm
http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/break-fail-road.jpg
Nothing like early warning/advice. Nothing at all like it .... ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/25/10 at 7:30 am
Nothing like early warning/advice. Nothing at all like it .... ;D
PUt the sign 1 mile back, and that's better.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/25/10 at 11:08 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-live-lobster-sign-fail.jpg
It's amazing how they can survive under wrap like that.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/26/10 at 12:48 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-live-lobster-sign-fail.jpg
It's amazing how they can survive under wrap like that.
Water proofing? ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/26/10 at 7:13 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-live-lobster-sign-fail.jpg
It's amazing how they can survive under wrap like that.
Are they live or dead?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 10:24 am
Are they live or dead?
Do you think they are still alive? Wrapped in plastic?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/26/10 at 12:01 pm
Lobsters are only red AFTER they have been cooked. So they much have survived cooking & plastic wrap.
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 1:47 pm
Do you think they are still alive? Wrapped in plastic?
Lobsters are only red AFTER they have been cooked. So they much have survived cooking & plastic wrap.
Cat
Yes, they are dead, Howard.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/26/10 at 7:59 pm
Yes, they are dead, Howard.
Ok.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 11:39 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140639488883585.jpg
IXAT please!
Wonder if the TV show is named that way as well.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: nally on 10/26/10 at 11:40 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140639488883585.jpg
IXAT please!
Wonder if the TV show is named that way as well.
If you look at it in the mirror it'll be right...since the letters are vertically symmetrical
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 11:45 pm
If you look at it in the mirror it'll be right...since the letters are vertically symmetrical
Aw...stop taking out the fun oui from things....it was funny...
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/27/10 at 7:08 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140639488883585.jpg
IXAT please!
Wonder if the TV show is named that way as well.
That's a silly fail. ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/27/10 at 9:31 am
http://www.anthonycoppedge.com/images/blogimages/Crushed_Sign.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Don Carlos on 10/27/10 at 11:16 am
If you look at it in the mirror it'll be right...since the letters are vertically symmetrical
Sure, I a;ways carry a mirror around to look at signs. :D :D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/27/10 at 1:25 pm
http://www.anthonycoppedge.com/images/blogimages/Crushed_Sign.jpg
all others will be crushed in a hot bowl of lava. >:(
;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/27/10 at 3:20 pm
If you look at it in the mirror it'll be right...since the letters are vertically symmetrical
why would you look at it in a mirror? The only logical place to see the sign in a mirror would be in your rearview mirror and, if that's the case, you're already in a car and wouldn't need a taxi...
I guess a woman could be standing on the corner applying make up and she could notice the sign in the mirror of her compact and go...
"wow it's a good thing I was standing in this exact spot with my compact open otherwise I'd've never been able to read the sign if all these things hadn't happen at this exact spot.... whew needing to fix my face really saved me! When I first saw the sign I thought it was an IXAT business.... ::)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/27/10 at 3:21 pm
Sure, I a;ways carry a mirror around to look at signs. :D :D
;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/27/10 at 6:02 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140639488883585.jpg
IXAT please!
Wonder if the TV show is named that way as well.
This could work well for the Indian cabi who drives only in reverse.
I saw a cab driver on tv (he was in India) and his taxi got stuck in reverse gear. Since then, he has been driving everywhere in reverse. It was truly scary watching that maniac zipping around the streets of Mumbai (where there appear to be no real road rules....and millions of bikes).
He has now opened a driving school (for cabs)...where he teaches them to drive only in reverse. It is apparently big with tourists.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/27/10 at 8:50 pm
This could work well for the Indian cabi who drives only in reverse.
I saw a cab driver on tv (he was in India) and his taxi got stuck in reverse gear. Since then, he has been driving everywhere in reverse. It was truly scary watching that maniac zipping around the streets of Mumbai (where there appear to be no real road rules....and millions of bikes).
He has now opened a driving school (for cabs)...where he teaches them to drive only in reverse. It is apparently big with tourists.
brian fellows said it best....
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/01/brian_fellows_crazy.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/27/10 at 11:38 pm
why would you look at it in a mirror? The only logical place to see the sign in a mirror would be in your rearview mirror and, if that's the case, you're already in a car and wouldn't need a taxi...
I guess a woman could be standing on the corner applying make up and she could notice the sign in the mirror of her compact and go...
"wow it's a good thing I was standing in this exact spot with my compact open otherwise I'd've never been able to read the sign if all these things hadn't happen at this exact spot.... whew needing to fix my face really saved me! When I first saw the sign I thought it was an IXAT business.... ::)
YEAH! ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/28/10 at 3:55 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-rob-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/28/10 at 3:57 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-rob-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375
Do you think people will pay heed?
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/28/10 at 5:45 pm
Do you think people will pay heed?
Cat
Doesn't look like he'll be paying anything! Anyway...I think you should be able to shoot people who jump up from behind counters to scare you. That's obviously what the sign depicts!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/28/10 at 7:48 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-rob-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375
What's that photo supposed to be? Looks like someone being held up.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/28/10 at 9:21 pm
What's that photo supposed to be? Looks like someone being held up.
Howard... this sign means "No Smoking"
http://www.contelec.co.uk/images/no-smoking.jpg
the red hash mark in the sign in frank's picture means "No Robbing the Store"
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-rob-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/29/10 at 1:13 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-holiday-inn-welcome-fail.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/29/10 at 1:15 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-holiday-inn-welcome-fail.jpg
Finally... a place Peter can call home!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/29/10 at 2:30 am
Finally... a place Peter can call home!
Oh yeah.... a place where the womens work begins at the front fence sidewalk ... and goes all the way back to the back fence!! :P
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/29/10 at 7:00 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-holiday-inn-welcome-fail.jpg
must be a new music group in the Night Lounge.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/29/10 at 8:52 am
http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/000004-ch-airplane-sign.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/29/10 at 11:22 am
Finally... a place Peter can call home!
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/29/10 at 8:09 pm
http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/000004-ch-airplane-sign.jpg
There are no reasons.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 12:23 am
There are no reasons.
There were reasons, but none provided.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 5:12 pm
http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/fail/729_death-to-jucie.gif
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/30/10 at 5:20 pm
http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/fail/729_death-to-jucie.gif
What do those people have against juice? Unless they are talking about O.J. and then that would be a different meaning.
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/30/10 at 6:30 pm
Kill the Juice!!! Long Live Kool-Aid!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 7:07 pm
Kill the Juice!!! Long Live Kool-Aid!
http://www.verypink.com/Images/jingles/koolaidman.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/30/10 at 7:15 pm
http://www.verypink.com/Images/jingles/koolaidman.jpg
O0
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/30/10 at 8:07 pm
http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/fail/729_death-to-jucie.gif
like death To Orange and Apple juice? :o NOOOO!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/10 at 3:34 am
http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/fail/729_death-to-jucie.gif
Has he missed out the 'st' out of 'justice'?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/31/10 at 7:19 am
http://marspoetica.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/diesel_be_stupid.jpg
I hope I don't get banned for this,this is just a stupid girl exposing her breasts to a surveillance camera.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/31/10 at 11:01 am
http://marspoetica.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/diesel_be_stupid.jpg
I hope I don't get banned for this,this is just a stupid girl exposing her breasts to a surveillance camera.
Man, she is totally stupid. I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!! 8-P What in the world was she thinking? Call the fashion police quick.
Oh, I guess the fashion police can't see her shoes because they are too busy looking at her boobs.
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Don Carlos on 10/31/10 at 11:13 am
Man, she is totally stupid. I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!! 8-P What in the world was she thinking? Call the fashion police quick.
Oh, I guess the fashion police can't see her shoes because they are too busy looking at her boobs.
Cat
I don't know, not much there
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 10/31/10 at 1:56 pm
Man, she is totally stupid. I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!! 8-P What in the world was she thinking? Call the fashion police quick.
Oh, I guess the fashion police can't see her shoes because they are too busy looking at her boobs.
Cat
must be B Cups. ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/31/10 at 5:22 pm
http://marspoetica.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/diesel_be_stupid.jpg
I hope I don't get banned for this,this is just a stupid girl exposing her breasts to a surveillance camera.
I think she's just being friendly and giving them some 'pointers'. ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 10/31/10 at 7:32 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 10/31/10 at 10:06 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375
Hey...who doesn't? :-\\
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 10/31/10 at 10:42 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375
people should manually anally checked annually
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/01/10 at 7:18 am
I think she's just being friendly and giving them some 'pointers'. ;)
I think by looking at that I already have a "pointer" ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/01/10 at 7:19 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375
they should have it checked out every day.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/01/10 at 3:33 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-banana-corn-fail.jpg
So this is what organic bananas look like. Shocked that the non organic ones look so different. The chemicals really produce that much of a change..
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: 2kidsami on 11/01/10 at 5:27 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-banana-corn-fail.jpg
So this is what organic bananas look like. Shocked that the non organic ones look so different. The chemicals really produce that much of a change..
Wow - my ag degree never prepared me for this one ::)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/02/10 at 12:19 am
I hope I don't get banned for this,this is just a stupid girl exposing her breasts to a surveillance camera.
My beef is with the advertising agency. They may be round - even pendulous - but I know balls, and while she might be courageous, she does not have balls.
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4329/birdatwebcamsmall.jpghttp://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4329/birdatwebcamsmall.jpg
Those are tits. Two of 'em. I hacked into the camera's feed to get proof. (Mods, nuke 'em if ya gotta!)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:21 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-banana-corn-fail.jpg
So this is what organic bananas look like. Shocked that the non organic ones look so different. The chemicals really produce that much of a change..
corn bananas.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:22 am
My beef is with the advertising agency. They may be round - even pendulous - but I know balls, and while she might be courageous, she does not have balls.
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4329/birdatwebcamsmall.jpghttp://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4329/birdatwebcamsmall.jpg
Those are tits. Two of 'em. I hacked into the camera's feed to get proof. (Mods, nuke 'em if ya gotta!)
Wow those are big tits. ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 8:50 am
http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e8499_engrish-funny-it-knocks.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Don Carlos on 11/02/10 at 10:17 am
http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e8499_engrish-funny-it-knocks.jpg
Up?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 5:05 pm
Up?
;D
Now I'm really wondering what..or who is behind those doors.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/02/10 at 6:45 pm
Confucius say,
"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book which you seek, you are obviously in the.....
http://www.thetraveltart.com/wp-content/uploads/Offbeat%20Travel%20Photo%20-%20Wong%20Fook%20Hing%20Book%20Store.jpg
Caller trying to reach Mr. Wong Fook Hing at his book store in Chinatown but gets wrong number:
Caller: Hello, I'd like to talk to the manager, are you Fook Hing?
Answerer: No I watchy television now. Maybe you try call Mike Hunt - you have bettah luck.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:00 pm
;D
Now I'm really wondering what..or who is behind those doors.
the boogeyman? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 7:02 pm
the boogeyman? ???
Not quite.
"It knocks" + "up" = knocked up.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:05 pm
Not quite.
"It knocks" + "up" = knocked up.
a drunk?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/02/10 at 7:08 pm
Not quite.
"It knocks" + "up" = knocked up.
Is this better than being knocked down?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 7:09 pm
Is this better than being knocked down?
That depends if it has to last 9 mths.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/02/10 at 7:41 pm
http://www.failfunnies.com/27/images/you-rock-the-houes-fail.jpg
Note the free stealth fighter aircraft next to the free air guitars
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:42 pm
http://www.failfunnies.com/27/images/you-rock-the-houes-fail.jpg
Note the free stealth fighter aircraft next to the free air guitars
HA! I saw that. ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/02/10 at 7:49 pm
That depends if it has to last 9 mths.
So.... knocked up for 9 months versus knocked down by...let's say a truck. Sounds pretty even to me! :-\\
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 7:53 pm
So.... knocked up for 9 months versus knocked down by...let's say a truck. Sounds pretty even to me! :-\\
But the original feeling is ..different.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/02/10 at 8:13 pm
But the original feeling is ..different.
There aren't too many alive to actually prove it. ;D I'll try it later today...and report back? :-\\ Maybe...I'll just report now. This could start a new trend! 8)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/03/10 at 12:48 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-banana-corn-fail.jpg
So this is what organic bananas look like. Shocked that the non organic ones look so different. The chemicals really produce that much of a change..
http://sweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/banana.jpg
Oldie but goodie. I never get tired of the classics...
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/10 at 1:56 am
http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e8499_engrish-funny-it-knocks.jpg
It opens!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/03/10 at 3:48 am
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/21baa318-8bcd-4448-8d26-c489b404f7d9.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/03/10 at 6:59 am
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/21baa318-8bcd-4448-8d26-c489b404f7d9.jpg
He sure is!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/03/10 at 10:11 am
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2801969205_888c02cba8.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/03/10 at 1:26 pm
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2801969205_888c02cba8.jpg
and what does this refuge area look like?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/03/10 at 1:33 pm
and what does this refuge area look like?
You must go there to find out.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/03/10 at 5:39 pm
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/21baa318-8bcd-4448-8d26-c489b404f7d9.jpg
He means ... he is asshole..dier. Very admirable...
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/03/10 at 6:08 pm
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2801969205_888c02cba8.jpg
FAIL!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/03/10 at 6:19 pm
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/asshole_20sign.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 1:03 am
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_azimCSzqNnc/SsLI2kuOp5I/AAAAAAAADEU/pimvKZW1790/s320/fail-owned-management-sign-fail.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/04/10 at 4:51 am
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_azimCSzqNnc/SsLI2kuOp5I/AAAAAAAADEU/pimvKZW1790/s320/fail-owned-management-sign-fail.jpg
I suspect a bit of "Tom Thumbery" is going on here. ::) ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 6:53 am
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/asshole_20sign.jpg
and what if that person forgot to read that sign? :o
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 6:54 am
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_azimCSzqNnc/SsLI2kuOp5I/AAAAAAAADEU/pimvKZW1790/s320/fail-owned-management-sign-fail.jpg
oops,too late.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 10:04 am
http://emailfwds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oil.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/04/10 at 5:27 pm
http://emailfwds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oil.jpg
I think this guy was tossed under the bus and is living there permanently.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/04/10 at 5:28 pm
http://www.postthisinc.com/images/remote.gif
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 8:01 pm
http://emailfwds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oil.jpg
I thought buses run on natural gas? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 8:02 pm
http://www.postthisinc.com/images/remote.gif
for us guys that are too lazy to change the channel. ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: 2kidsami on 11/04/10 at 8:05 pm
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/images/stories/signs/oops_001acc-730.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 8:06 pm
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/images/stories/signs/oops_001acc-730.jpg
Well,the weapon will not be in the toilet bowl. ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 10:50 pm
In the tank, or cupbaord.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/04/10 at 11:00 pm
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2801969205_888c02cba8.jpg
and what does this refuge area look like?
Next time you're on a subway platform, look closely. There's always a spot away from the track, usually directly under the edge of the platform. It's designed to be large enough to hold a human. Almost every subway on the planet is designed this way.
That's because most people who fall off the platform don't want to get hit by the train. (And they don't know how much worse it is to get hit by the train while their top half is flopping around on the platform and their legs are flailing away below the platform.)
In the event of an accident, it's safer to intervene than it looks on TV. The rule is simple, and the sign - even in engrish - outlines why:
If you fall off the edge (or see someone else fall off the edge), try to climb out (or try to pull them out). If you can't climb out (or help the other person) out before the train shows up, roll yourself (or drag them with you) into the safe space. If you help them out of the tracks, but are unable to get out in time yourself, dive for the safe space. Lay parallel to the train's direction of motion, head down, arms covering your head, in the yellow space, and let the train go by. Do not move. It'll be loud, but it will. not. hurt. you.
Now, if someone jumps off because they want to get hit by the train, it's your ethics, your call. (In the event of a suicide attempt, I'd say "Dude, let me pull you out. Or just roll yourself beneath the platform. But I'm not gonna let either of us end up halfway onto the platform when the train hits. And I'm not going to let your suicide turn into a murder-suicide. So here, take my hand or just roll into the safe space. We'll both pretend that you fell off by accident, and you can go kill yourself in some other way that won't inconvience thousands of commuters.")
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/05/10 at 12:01 am
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/engrish-funny-bad-bathroom.jpg?w=500&h=375
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 7:03 am
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/engrish-funny-bad-bathroom.jpg?w=500&h=375
What's with the handicapped person? Is the bathroom out of order? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/05/10 at 10:28 am
http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/amuzing-toilet-signs-for-lady-only-man-piss-out-si1.JPG
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 3:15 pm
http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/amuzing-toilet-signs-for-lady-only-man-piss-out-si1.JPG
man piss outside? so why is there a No giving head slash on the sign? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 11/05/10 at 3:37 pm
man piss outside? so why is there a No giving head slash on the sign? ???
Because they don't want want you to choke.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 3:40 pm
Because they don't want want you to choke.
So what does a girl or guy whatever you want to call it,is giving head have to do with it?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 11/05/10 at 4:01 pm
So what does a girl or guy whatever you want to call it,is giving head have to do with it?
If you can't figure that one on your own then you don't need to know.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/06/10 at 12:30 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139509292620382.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/06/10 at 2:16 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139509292620382.jpg
Will April mind?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/06/10 at 2:32 am
Will April mind?
It just May!!!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/06/10 at 2:38 am
It just May!!!
...or June?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/06/10 at 5:45 am
Because they don't want want you to choke.
LOL! Perhaps they should offer refresher courses on the Heimlich maneuver!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/06/10 at 7:10 am
If you can't figure that one on your own then you don't need to know.
;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/06/10 at 7:10 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139509292620382.jpg
I like that event,where do I sign up? ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/06/10 at 12:01 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139509292620382.jpg
Will Christine O'Donnell be the keynote speaker?
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/06/10 at 5:05 pm
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MMHmh_Ohkew/SFwyGxoalgI/AAAAAAAAADk/kH2NwWCCKzk/s320/Engrish2.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/06/10 at 5:56 pm
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MMHmh_Ohkew/SFwyGxoalgI/AAAAAAAAADk/kH2NwWCCKzk/s320/Engrish2.jpg
What happens if you do not have an elevator in your left hand?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/06/10 at 6:47 pm
What happens if you do not have an elevator in your left hand?
Then you are in the wrong room.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/06/10 at 8:22 pm
Then you are in the wrong room.
which way to the other room?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/06/10 at 9:51 pm
Will April mind?
Nope, April kinda digs that.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/07/10 at 12:20 am
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/06/article-0-04D32898000005DC-300_468x319.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/07/10 at 8:16 am
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/06/article-0-04D32898000005DC-300_468x319.jpg
and he/she had to listen to the boss?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/07/10 at 10:54 am
and he/she had to listen to the boss?
Try it sometimes :D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/07/10 at 12:50 pm
Try it sometimes :D
Ouch.
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/07/10 at 3:04 pm
Try it sometimes :D
There may be consequences.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/08/10 at 1:54 am
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Emergency.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/08/10 at 4:14 am
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/06/article-0-04D32898000005DC-300_468x319.jpg
Why would anyone want a "stupid" sign? - I'm glad there are a lot of those who do, however or this thread would never work too well. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/08/10 at 4:34 am
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd250/NYelta/18.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/08/10 at 8:19 am
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Emergency.jpg
But Wait,There's no axe to break the wall with? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/08/10 at 8:20 am
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd250/NYelta/18.jpg
Man,that's going to be a pain in the ass to unstaple. ::)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Don Carlos on 11/08/10 at 11:55 am
Man,that's going to be a pain in the ass to unstaple. ::)
And it's going to leak
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 11/08/10 at 2:51 pm
Man,that's going to be a pain in the ass to unstaple. ::)
;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/08/10 at 2:57 pm
And it's going to leak
the condom or my ding a ling? :D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 11/08/10 at 3:57 pm
oh my :-\\
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/08/10 at 4:29 pm
the condom or my ding a ling? :D
TMI
(Too much information)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/08/10 at 6:09 pm
the condom or my ding a ling? :D
You hang a bell on it? What a good idea!!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/08/10 at 9:38 pm
You hang a bell on it? What a good idea!!
I don't think that is what the condoment... ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/08/10 at 9:43 pm
http://www.themantuary.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/the-mantuary-dumb-ass-beer-sign.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/08/10 at 10:46 pm
I don't think that is what the condoment... ::) ;D
I know...but it would be a good idea if women could hear Howard approaching! ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/09/10 at 3:18 am
http://zeus.chairmanlol.com/content/3815/resized/engrish.jpg?1267083580
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 6:00 am
I know...but it would be a good idea if women could hear Howard approaching! ;)
LOL - I have a remedy for that - just turn up the sound on my computer. ::)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 7:08 am
oh my :-\\
;D I knew you were going to say that!
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 7:09 am
You hang a bell on it? What a good idea!!
I can't do that.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 7:09 am
http://www.themantuary.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/the-mantuary-dumb-ass-beer-sign.jpg
148 years?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 10:25 am
148 years?
Now that's what I call stamina. ::)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 10:46 am
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/08_2008/nytimes.jpg
Especially the "Times" since the toilet water makes the print run and extremely hard to read. ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/09/10 at 10:56 am
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/08_2008/nytimes.jpg
Especially the "Times" since the toilet water makes the print run and extremely hard to read. ;)
I guess the New York post is OK to flush...many of the artcles were probably written in toilets anyways :D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/09/10 at 12:22 pm
I guess the New York post is OK to flush...many of the artcles were probably written in toilets anyways :D
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 3:01 pm
http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/06/28/62810_draft_lens4645462module33676852photo_1242376698funny_chinese_signs_1_orig.jpg
Think I'm gonna pass on this one...
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/09/10 at 3:03 pm
http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/06/28/62810_draft_lens4645462module33676852photo_1242376698funny_chinese_signs_1_orig.jpg
Think I'm gonna pass on this one...
Is that a sign for Christine O'Donnell?
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 8:18 pm
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/08_2008/nytimes.jpg
Especially the "Times" since the toilet water makes the print run and extremely hard to read. ;)
What about Playboy magazines? :D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 8:19 pm
http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/06/28/62810_draft_lens4645462module33676852photo_1242376698funny_chinese_signs_1_orig.jpg
Think I'm gonna pass on this one...
Uh No Thank You.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 8:29 pm
Is that a sign for Christine O'Donnell?
Cat
LOL - I love the wit, Cat! ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/09/10 at 11:36 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-life-choice-fail.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/10/10 at 1:05 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-life-choice-fail.jpg
I assume the Marriage sign is the entrance...and the Mental Retardation sign signifies the exit? ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/10/10 at 8:09 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-life-choice-fail.jpg
which one should you choose? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 10:18 am
which one should you choose? ???
Chose your poison
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/10/10 at 12:26 pm
LOL - I love the wit, Cat! ;D
Thanks. I try.
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/10/10 at 2:47 pm
http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/40/93/3409380.jpg
Yes and prease not to make decompose stuff on when after you die on it.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/10/10 at 3:07 pm
http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/40/93/3409380.jpg
Yes and prease not to make decompose stuff on when after you die on it.
what happens after Formaldehyde?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/10/10 at 3:41 pm
what happens after Formaldehyde?
What else? Formaldehyde and seek.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 6:10 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-count-btl-fail.jpg?w=500&h=361
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/10/10 at 7:48 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-count-btl-fail.jpg?w=500&h=361
This has got to be the handy work of a government bean counter. Or is it just math for the numerically challenged?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 10:56 pm
This has got to be the handy work of a government bean counter. Or is it just math for the numerically challenged?
Bad math. Or...math on meth.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 11:10 pm
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/doin-it-wrong-8.jpg?w=500&h=667
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/11/10 at 7:25 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-count-btl-fail.jpg?w=500&h=361
Wow,must be a lot of water. :o
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/11/10 at 7:26 am
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/doin-it-wrong-8.jpg?w=500&h=667
So which is it? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/11/10 at 10:31 am
So which is it? ???
I don't know, find that Bill Spelman guy. He put his name under the stupid signage. This must be him - he's an Austin, Texas City Council member.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cwKHFSuGx8YZVM:http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/5f47/BillSpelman.JanaB.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/11/10 at 11:55 am
So which is it? ???
An Existentialist would stand there for hours...
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/12/10 at 2:11 am
http://evidiot.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/montauk1.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 8:13 am
http://evidiot.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/montauk1.jpg
This job's pretty easy,I'll take it. :D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/12/10 at 9:26 am
This job's pretty easy,I'll take it. :D
Yeah, but I have never heard of the song "Opening Clams". I hope they find a pianist that knows that song. ::) ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 3:42 pm
Yeah, but I have never heard of the song "Opening Clams". I hope they find a pianist that knows that song. ::) ;)
me neither.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/12/10 at 6:19 pm
http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/if-you-see-someone-drowning-lol.jpg
Do you LOL first then call 911 or call 911 and LOL at the 911 operator?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/12/10 at 6:26 pm
http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/if-you-see-someone-drowning-lol.jpg
Do you LOL first then call 911 or call 911 and LOL at the 911 operator?
Read the sign...clearly the lol comes first!!! ;D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/12/10 at 6:39 pm
Read the sign...clearly the lol comes first!!! ;D
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-iVdkp8L9eXMWM:http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/nelson-muntz.jpg
http://www.garrettmurphywriter.org/my_gallery/Call911_MrPunch3.jpg
You mean like this?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: gibbo on 11/12/10 at 7:20 pm
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-iVdkp8L9eXMWM:http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/nelson-muntz.jpg
http://www.garrettmurphywriter.org/my_gallery/Call911_MrPunch3.jpg
You mean like this?
Yes....two pictures say two thousand words! :-\\
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/12/10 at 7:41 pm
Yes....two pictures say two thousand words! :-\\
Then they should use my example, since I can cram 2,000 words into two pics that anyone can process in nano seconds. Seconds save lives when time is of the essence. ::)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 12:41 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-sock-promotion-sign-fail.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: DoRitos on 11/13/10 at 1:54 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-sock-promotion-sign-fail.jpg
Sock it to 'em is what it is. >:( Only a fool would go for that deal. :-\\
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 8:22 am
http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/if-you-see-someone-drowning-lol.jpg
Do you LOL first then call 911 or call 911 and LOL at the 911 operator?
you laugh at the operator for making a mistake.
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 8:23 am
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-sock-promotion-sign-fail.jpg
What about underwear? ???
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 11:15 am
What about underwear? ???
What about underwear?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/13/10 at 11:17 am
What about underwear?
Under where?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 11:20 am
Under where?
under the socks?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/13/10 at 11:21 am
under the socks?
The soles of the socks
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 11:23 am
The soles of the socks
It's the Irish way! :D
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/13/10 at 11:25 am
It's the Irish way! :D
Irish socks?
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 12:06 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1fd48270-6c04-48d8-8340-92a7f2d0ebb6.jpg
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 11/13/10 at 1:28 pm
you laugh at the operator for making a mistake.
we don't make mistakes howard... well not often... the ones who do are poorly trained and should have been fired long before whatever call it is that got them played on the news....
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: snozberries on 11/13/10 at 1:29 pm
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1fd48270-6c04-48d8-8340-92a7f2d0ebb6.jpg
Why would they cross out t he number we all know it's 1--HOW-ARD-STAR ;)
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/13/10 at 1:32 pm
Why would they cross out t he number we all know it's 1--HOW-ARD-STAR ;)
I was thinking the same thing.
Cat
Subject: Re: Stupid Signs
Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 8:23 pm
What about underwear?
Are they included in the promo? ???