Ooh. Naughty language pictures. *attempts to pick up mod-rod*

*fails miserably*

Ooh. Naughty language pictures. *attempts to pick up mod-rod*

*fails miserably*


Don't worry.  It will probably get reported to Photobucket now that I've posted it here.  I always expect that.  Always.

I seen that bottom picture(Without the kicking mosh girl) at Rotten before.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/kick.jpg

Ooh. Naughty language pictures. *attempts to pick up mod-rod*

*fails miserably*


I serioulsy had to go back and check what on earth you were talking about.  BTW if the mod organising the avatar comp allows Jess's picture I think you can allow the one in LTE

Don't worry.  It will probably get reported to Photobucket now that I've posted it here.  I always expect that.  Always.



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Those pics rule.  ;D

Nice 8)

Moshzilla!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/GodzillavsMoshzilla.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/dunkmosh.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/CharlieBrownMoshzilla.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/abby9.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/sillyasilly.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/Moshzilla20guitarist.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/kick.jpg


Wow,Most Pit Girl has many talents.  :o ;D

I spy Henk reading this thread

Hi Henk

Hey ho Karen. :) All is well on this side of the pond.

Hey ho Karen. :) All is well on this side of the pond.


Pleased to hear it.

Henk

I asked in your birthday thread if you had a nice meal with your family.

Around for a couple of minutes before I do things - but I shall be back by twenty past ten!

I've just spotted the time.  I should get off my backside and start making dinner

If I had a pet zebra, his name would be Spot.

Henk

I asked in your birthday thread if you had a nice meal with your family.


You did? I must've missed that somehow. Sorry.

The meal was nice, but nothing fancy. None of us are exceptionally good cooks, so we tend to stick to what we're used to.
We had potatoes and cooking pears. I love cooking pears.

If I had a pet zebra, his name would be Spot.


If I had a pet cougar, I'd name him Stripes.

You did? I must've missed that somehow. Sorry.

The meal was nice, but nothing fancy. None of us are exceptionally good cooks, so we tend to stick to what we're used to.
We had potatoes and cooking pears. I love cooking pears.


How were the pears prepared?  Sounds interesting

If I had a pet cougar, I'd name him Stripes.




If I had a pet snake, I'd name him Fluffy.

How were the pears prepared?  Sounds interesting


I think the more common name is stewed pears. I blame my dictionary for misleading me (and you).


Here's a traditional recipe:

Ingredients:
2 lbs small stewing pears (most commonly Gieser Wildeman, although we prefer St. Rémy)
a piece of lemon rind with some cloves inserted
2 cinnamon sticks
2 tbsp of dark brown sugar
1 cup of red wine (optional)
½ cup of black currant liqueur (also known as Crème de Cassis) (or black currant juice)


- Peel the pears and leave whole (or cut them into quarters, depending on the size of the pears)

- Put all the ingredients in a wide pan with a tight fitting lid, add water if necessary to just cover the pears. Bring to a boil, cover, then turn on the lowest setting possible and leave to simmer for two to four hours (VERY GENTLY). They will have turned a deep cinnamon red when done. You might need to add more black currant juice/liqueur to obtain a dark(er) red, depending on the type of pear you use.

- Served at room temperature with roast meats or chicken, or delicious as a dessert with vanilla ice cream!

If I had a pet snake, I'd name him Fluffy.


I think I've just found your pet snake.

421 posts so far today, seven and a half hours until stat reset.

I think the more common name is stewed pears. I blame my dictionary for misleading me (and you).


Here's a traditional recipe:

Ingredients:
2 lbs small stewing pears (most commonly Gieser Wildeman, although we prefer St. Rémy)
a piece of lemon rind with some cloves inserted
2 cinnamon sticks
2 tbsp of dark brown sugar
1 cup of red wine (optional)
½ cup of black currant liqueur (also known as Crème de Cassis) (or black currant juice)


- Peel the pears and leave whole (or cut them into quarters, depending on the size of the pears)

- Put all the ingredients in a wide pan with a tight fitting lid, add water if necessary to just cover the pears. Bring to a boil, cover, then turn on the lowest setting possible and leave to simmer for two to four hours (VERY GENTLY). They will have turned a deep cinnamon red when done. You might need to add more black currant juice/liqueur to obtain a dark(er) red, depending on the type of pear you use.

- Served at room temperature with roast meats or chicken, or delicious as a dessert with vanilla ice cream!



sounds lovely.  so the pears stay whole?

sounds lovely.  so the pears stay whole?


Depends on your taste, and the size of the pears. Gieser Wildeman pears are small, so they usually stay whole.
St. Rémy pears are much larger, so they're usually cut in quarters (at least that's what we do).

Depends on your taste, and the size of the pears. Gieser Wildeman pears are small, so they usually stay whole.
St. Rémy pears are much larger, so they're usually cut in quarters (at least that's what we do).


Sorry, also should have explained further.  Stewed fruit to me is often cooked into a sloppy mess similar to having pureed it.

Sorry, also should have explained further.  Stewed fruit to me is often cooked into a sloppy mess similar to having pureed it.


Well, I don't think that's possible with stewed pears. The texture of the pears simply won't let you.
Stewing pears are much firmer than your ordinary eating pear.

My brother is 8 and I am 24. I was kissing my boyfriend in front of him when I looked over and he says “It’s ok I know all about that stuff… I’ve seen Titanic.” IMMD

My brother is 8 and I am 24. I was kissing my boyfriend in front of him when I looked over and he says “It’s ok I know all about that stuff… I’ve seen Titanic.” IMMD


IMMD...it made my day?  I married my dad?  I miss my dog?  I masked mouse dung?

IMMD...it made my day?  I married my dad?  I miss my dog?  I masked mouse dung?


http://itmademyday.com/

You did? I must've missed that somehow. Sorry.

The meal was nice, but nothing fancy. None of us are exceptionally good cooks, so we tend to stick to what we're used to.
We had potatoes and cooking pears. I love cooking pears.

How were the pears prepared?  Sounds interesting


He said they were cooked! :D


Kidding.  Someone could mistake that for a Howard moment :D

IMMD...it made my day?  I married my dad?  I miss my dog?  I masked mouse dung?


I made mighty doo.

I made mighty doo.


*applause*

Everyone poops!

*applause*

Everyone poops!


Thank you, thank you!

Make sure you cover the toilet seat and plug in the air freshener then :P

Make sure you cover the toilet seat and plug in the air freshener then :P


Whatever, ass master.

Thank you, thank you!


:D

LTE haiku
Better than the haiku thread
Nally won't post here

Whatever, ass master.


I have some maps if needed.

I have some maps if needed.


California maps preferred, they fold out more.

What about a map of Turkey?

What about a map of Turkey?


Hmmm...I don't recall if CA was bigger than Turkey.

It's not.

Yes, in fact Turkey is twice as large as CA.  So yes, a Turkey map would be better.

Wife is smrt.

Thank you for acknowledging the obvious.

Wife is sarcastic.

You love it when I'm sarcastic.

:D 

Home!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-pet-duck-fail.jpg

...oops

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-pet-duck-fail.jpg

...oops


Well, it DOES say "13". That better be an age indication...

Well, it DOES say "13". That better be an age indication...

or the IQ of the proofreader

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-pet-duck-fail.jpg

...oops


Only a girl should own this. ;D

Good Morning.  :)

Only a girl should own this. ;D


Or you.

Or you.



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nice.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-suspicious-fail.jpg

Darned Canadians. 

Or you.


I already have a pet Dick.  ;D

Good Afternoon Guys.  :)

What up, Howard? :D

What up, Howard? :D



nothing much,How you?  :)

Greetings LTE!

Greetings Bobomeister.

Metal metal slime, come today, please don't runaway
Really need to level up

Hello Step.  :)

I already have a pet Dick.  ;D


Oh Lord.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-suspicious-fail.jpg

Darned Canadians. 


;D

I already have a pet Dick.  ;D


I'm not petting/stroking it.... 8-P

I'm not petting/stroking it.... 8-P


I can't believe you just said that.

Ok, I can.

But still.

I can't believe you just said that.



If he didn't someone else would!

I can't believe you just said that.

Ok, I can.

But still.



;D    so easily shocked!  .... ;)

;D    so easily shocked!   .... ;)


I know.  You'd think I'd be used to this place by now, but you guys can still make me blush.

I'm not petting/stroking it.... 8-P


I think HowHard can...erm....handle that himself.

*runs away*

Oh Lord.
GET THAT TURKEY AWAY FROM HOWARD! It looks too much like a hand and he is a little used to rosey palmed hands, it is getting him a little TOOO excited :P

Greetings Sami! Hope you are doing well!

I'm not petting/stroking it.... 8-P
OH PETER how could you :P

;D    so easily shocked!   .... ;)
Give her a break - she's been gone for awhile (she has to get callused up for the onslaught of abuse an vulgarity) 8)

There's nothing wrong with a bit of disgustingness now and again!

I think HowHard can...erm....handle that himself.

*runs away*
erm -you dare run away without providing the brain bleach????

:-\\

:P

I know where all the bleach is! I can provide!

Plus at least I can blame this one on Howhard!

There's nothing wrong with a bit of disgustingness now and again!
Hello Bobo

Greetings Sami!

I just missed hearing a Beach Boys song on the radio. And it was one of my favourites, too. Sad face.

Wow, we're nearly at 750 posts for the day so far. At least that's an improvement on yesterday.

Not a beach boys fan :P

Not a beach boys fan :P

But.. everyone should be. :D I'm not sure which I prefer, The Beach Boys or prime numbers... ;)

But.. everyone should be. :D I'm not sure which I prefer, The Beach Boys or prime numbers... ;)
:-\\

It's okay. I've decided the answer. The answer is chocolate.

Please no chocolate - more wine!!!!

Okey. Let's all drink a copious amount of wine!

What constitutes a copious amount?

I am on glass 3  ??? or is it 4 ::)

This is good news. Unfortunately I have very little in the way of drink left.

Yes - it is good news - and the bottle (I got 33% more - free)... DOUBLEY good news

Nearly 800 posts, with three and a half hours left.

Were is everyone - I am here, drinking good wine and no one to "get it on" with ::)

I am here! But I'm not there.. :(

I promise if I could be there, I would be there, so we could all party, just the three of us and a large quantity of fluids.

:-\\ who's the third???

:-\\ who's the third???

Herself!

OH - well the Hubby should be there

OH - well the Hubby should be there

Whee! Four peeps!

OH PETER how could you :P


Ummm...really slowly at first with a flourish at the end?  :-\\

Ummm...really slowly at first with a flourish at the end?  :-\\
Well now I know how you prefer it - but really was not the information I was looking for ::)

I think HowHard can...erm....handle that himself.

*runs away*


Why are you running away from my pet Dick? ;D

Why are you running away from my pet Dick? ;D

Are you sure you don't mean pet duck?

I know where all the bleach is! I can provide!

Plus at least I can blame this one on Howhard!


All I have is Bleach with Detergent.

Are you sure you don't mean pet duck?


Dick? Duck? Does it really matter? ::)

All I have is Bleach with Detergent.

Really? So you don't have like, a pair of socks.. or a computer? Just bleach? How do you get through the day?

Dick? Duck? Does it really matter? ::)

There is quite a difference between the two.

I'm not petting/stroking it.... 8-P



Who'd want to?

I wouldn't ant to stroke a porcupine. But I would name him Fluffy.

There is quite a difference between the two.



One squeaks the other doesn't.

One squeaks the other doesn't.

Ducks don't squeak, they quack..

Really? So you don't have like, a pair of socks.. or a computer? Just bleach? How do you get through the day?


What do you mean?  ???

Ducks don't squeak, they quack..


I meant a rubber duck.

What do you mean?  ???

You said that the only thing that you own in the universe is bleach.

You said that the only thing that you own in the universe is bleach.



I have more than just bleach.

I have more than just bleach.

I hope so — it wasn't Nirvana's best album, after all.

I have to get up tomorrow for work,G'Night.  :)

Goodnight for now Howhard!

I hope so — it wasn't Nirvana's best album, after all.



Brain Bleach was an album?

No no.. just regular Bleach.

Goodnight for now Howhard!


and goodnight to you too.  :)

No no.. just regular Bleach.



The Bleach Boys?

The Bleach Boys?

Girls on the Bleach.

You boys have been sniffing too much bleach ::)

You boys have been sniffing too much bleach ::)

So that's what that bleachy smell was..

Were is everyone - I am here, drinking good wine and no one to "get it on" with ::)


I was out.  drinking a little, but I was driving everyone else home

You know you've been hanging around these boards too long when, during a discussion on why so many clothes have a penguin print on them this year, you remark "it's because penguins are cute and everyone should have one in their bathtub" and then you pause for the counter argument that "penguins are evil and want to take over the world"!  :-[

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/e4d/ee5/e4dee531-59e8-4072-8f27-bad5192ae65c

evil penguins... :D

It's 12:58 AM, and no one's around. Well, no one but me, of course.

And me!

And Herself!

It's 12:58 AM, and no one's around. Well, no one but me, of course.


Of course it wasn't 12:58 AM - it was 12:58 PM.

That would have been remarkably early — although I was awake at that time!

And me!


Hello Bobo!  :)


And Herself!


And hello Mel! :)

That would have been remarkably early — although I was awake at that time!


I was, too - I think.

The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced I was actually awake at 12:58 AM.

Sometimes at that time of the day it can be hard to tell.

True dat. I was preparing for bed at that time, I know for sure. I won't go into details. We have another thread for that. ;D

True dat. I was preparing for bed at that time, I know for sure. I won't go into details. We have another thread for that. ;D

This is very true. I'm never sure what I'm doing any more at any time of the day, let alone early in the morning..!

Sigh. Now I've got that stupid song in my head.

Sigh. Now I've got that stupid song in my head.


What song?

This one!

Hup Willem II stoere kerels,
Trots van het voetballand.
Denk aan je roem en glorie
Denk aan je vriendschapsband
't Rood-wit en blauw onzer vad'ren
Kleurt Willem II zo goed.
Het geeft te allen tijde
Spelers leeuwenmoed.

Willem II, Willem II
met je beroemde kleuren.
Stoere bend, welbekend.
Jij staat voor ied're bal.
't Hoofd steeds koel,
voor het doel
Dan kan je niets gebeuren,
Leev' hoezee,
voor Willem II
Horen wij overal

http://puzzlewolf.com/twilight/images/th_brain_bleach.jpg


Here's your bottle of Ultra Brain Bleach.^  ;D

You boys have been sniffing too much bleach ::)


I sniff Tide,It smells better than bleach.

This one!

Hup Willem II stoere kerels,
Trots van het voetballand.
Denk aan je roem en glorie
Denk aan je vriendschapsband
't Rood-wit en blauw onzer vad'ren
Kleurt Willem II zo goed.
Het geeft te allen tijde
Spelers leeuwenmoed.

Willem II, Willem II
met je beroemde kleuren.
Stoere bend, welbekend.
Jij staat voor ied're bal.
't Hoofd steeds koel,
voor het doel
Dan kan je niets gebeuren,
Leev' hoezee,
voor Willem II
Horen wij overal


Could be worse.

I sniff Tide,It smells better than bleach.


You should not be sniffing anything. It ruins your brain cells (and nose, I suppose).

You should not be sniffing anything. It ruins your brain cells (and nose, I suppose).


*sniff* ;D

Could be worse.


And speaking of Willem II... This lady is a huge WIllem II fan.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/17/785141/Dione-de-Graaff.jpg

Her name is Dione de Graaff, and she's a Dutch sports reporter (for NOS Studio Sport, a television show).

*sniff* ;D


There goes another brain cell or two.

They don't grow back, you know.

There goes another brain cell or two.

They don't grow back, you know.


I have a nose cell.

not quite sure what to say :P

not quite sure what to say :P


You say it best when you say nothing at all.


Don't take that the wrong way. ;)

You say it best when you say nothing at all.


Don't take that the wrong way. ;)
Why Henk - never knew you felt that way! 8)

Why Henk - never knew you felt that way! 8)


There's a lot of me you don't know. ;)

There's a lot of me you don't know. ;)
True...


but then again, I very seldom ever say nothing at all ::)

Yoohoo,


anyone home???

The Bobomel are here!

HELLO Bobomel's

How many Bobomels does it take to change a lightbulb? A half.

Ranma chaka Ranma chaka Ranma chaka

Akane please don't hit me!



karma, karma, karma chameleon
you come and go
you come and go oh o

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/a-idiot-funny-stupid-6.jpg


see the baby is safely buckled!  who says you need a car seat  :P

Unfortunately if he turned the other way he would not be able to see anything.

Total fail.  I mean, I sure as hell don't trust someone that young to configure my Dish Network. 


the first problem is that its Dish Network.... Everyone knows Directv is WAY better!  :P :P

see the baby is safely buckled!  who says you need a car seat  :P
AND it's hand is securely strapped in, so it can not release itself (or turn it's head, to even look at the release mechanism)

Moustache!

http://us.movember.com/mospace/47367/


I wish I could give but I'll bump it for ya!!!

I would much rather have a moustache than a mousse-tache. Unless it was chocolate mousse, then I could lick it off.

mmmm mousse - wonder if I have any chocalatey goodness around

I am always full of chocolatey goodness.

I am always full of chocolatey goodness.
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :P

Don't worry.  It will probably get reported to Photobucket now that I've posted it here.  I always expect that.  Always.


are we not supposed to post photobucket pics or something? I post them all the time...

btw....clever

I serioulsy had to go back and check what on earth you were talking about.  BTW if the mod organising the avatar comp allows Jess's picture I think you can allow the one in LTE


what did I miss...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-suspicious-fail.jpg

Darned Canadians. 


;D

I already have a pet Dick.  ;D


there's a joke in here somewhere about Howard petting his uh..... never mind....


BTW how's the carpal tunnel howard?

Dick? Duck? Does it really matter? ::)


if you don't know the difference you've got real problems!  ::)

There is quite a difference between the two.


at least bobo knowS!  :D

at least bobo knowS!  :D

Yes!

YAY I made it to the end!

woohoo

There is no end!

Unless I lock the thread. :D

don't make idle threats - we know you would never do ::)

I wonder if Ryan Seacrest ever made Idol threats.

Woah, already over 1,100 posts today?!

What did I miss?

nothing :-\\

nothing :-\\

Maybe that's why. Maybe I'm responsible for most of them.

I should be taking a nap - the girls are now (I should join them)

Nuu, stay with meee.

Nuu, stay with meee.
take a nap - you have abnormal sleep patterns anyway

I can't - television is on!

I can't - television is on!
hit the power button ???

don't make idle threats - we know you would never do ::)


YEAH!  >:(

What did I miss?


maybe its because I'm back and have made a point to make lots of posts!

hit the power button ???


SINNER!!!! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A BLASPHEMOUS THING!!!

I can't - television is on!


as it should ALWAYS be!  8)

hit the power button ???

I can't reach..

I can't reach..


that button should only be hit once... to turn the TV on.

that button should only be hit once... to turn the TV on.

Prexactly my thoughts!

snoz getting close to 4000 Karma's...real close

one more for ya

And another!

And another!

and one for you

YAY!!! at this rate I could catch nally by tomorrow  ;)

One more to go. :)

Still one more to go. I tried, I promise!

so sweet.... what I want tho is 4156  ;)

so sweet.... what I want tho is 4156  ;)

I would prefer you to have 4157, for obvious reasons.

I would prefer you to have 4157, for obvious reasons.


:P

YAY - I won Karma to Q

Of course it wasn't 12:58 AM - it was 12:58 PM.


thank you for clearing that up!

:P

It wasn't my fault!

Hey there Karen.

what did I miss...


swearing

Hey there Karen.



Hi

I'm too tired to do any more exercise.

I'm too tired to do any more exercise.


that's permanently my excuse

I will do some more tomorrow, though.

I will do some more tomorrow, though.


not me...

swearing


thanks!

that button should only be hit once... to turn the TV on.
he wanted to sleep...

HE obviously can not sleep with tv on!  I CAN, my tv never went off :P

JEESh

he wanted to sleep...

HE obviously can not sleep with tv on!  I CAN, my tv never went off :P

JEESh


he just needs to work on his multitasking skills is all...

that's permanently my excuse
Me too - so tired I needed a nap ::)

My televisioning skills need practice.

he just needs to work on his multitasking skills is all...
my multitasking are still off the scale!

Seven and three quarter hours to go, 1355 posts and counting.

Sweater and long sleeved shirt on underneath on - Check
Jeans on - Check
Socks - Check
Boots - Check
Show steer necklace - check
scarf - check
earrings - check
bracelets - check
coat - in obnoxious purple so I get noticed - check

Ready to go get my nails done and go to a cattle sale 8)

Sweater and long sleeved shirt on underneath on - Check
Jeans on - Check
Socks - Check
Boots - Check
Show steer necklace - check
scarf - check
earrings - check
bracelets - check
coat - in obnoxious purple so I get noticed - check

Ready to go get my nails done and go to a cattle sale 8)


MOOOO!!!!!  ;D

Yay! We've won! :D

Yay! We've won! :D


The Junior Eurovision Song Contest, that is.

MOOOO!!!!!  ;D
8)

The Junior Eurovision Song Contest, that is.


Admittedly, Ralf is not the best singer... But his overall performance was the best. Sorry 'bout the poor recording.

Ralf - Click Clack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-97sRYgzeb0

swearing


#*&$^@&^#%$&*%#*$^#*$#@$!!!!!!

#*&$^@&^#%$&*%#*$^#*$#@$!!!!!!


I won't quote you on that.


Oh wait, I just did.

Cal vs. Stanfurd soon.  Nervous.

UConn won I think

Good evening Karen.  :)

Hey Howard

Greetings Howhard. And Karen! How are they?

1 day off and they're closing at 4pm Thursday and my hours Thursday is 10-4 which leaves me in charge of those hours.

Greetings Howhard. And Karen! How are they?


We is good. :)

That sounds like a manageable shift.

I was feeling tired earlier but now I've woken up a bit

We is good. :)

Word!

That sounds like a manageable shift.


Almost 30 hours.

Word!


To Yo Mother.

Almost 30 hours.

Consecutively?

Almost 30 hours.


10 till 4 isn't 30 hours

To Yo Mother.

Aha. But if you were speaking to my mother, what word would you say to her? :D

Consecutively?


No 1 day off and they're closing at 4pm Thursday.

10 till 4 isn't 30 hours

It would be if you added 24 hours..!

No 1 day off and they're closing at 4pm Thursday.

Hopefully not forever!