Hey Howhard. How are you?


Good,gonna go out for my birthday dinner tomorrow,It's my day off. :)

It was your birthday yesterday, wasn't it? Did you have a good day?

It was your birthday yesterday, wasn't it? Did you have a good day?


No,today is,I'm 37.

No,today is,I'm 37.

Oh yeah - sorry - it came up as yesterday on my 00ze calendar because it's already tomorrow here. :D

Oh yeah - sorry - it came up as yesterday on my 00ze calendar because it's already tomorrow here. :D


tomorrow there is my today.

tomorrow there is my today.

Oh gosh. Don't confuse my clocks. :D

Oh gosh. Don't confuse my clocks. :D


Daylight Savings Time is in 2 weeks.

In this country, clocks don't change until March 27. :D

In this country, clocks don't change until March 27. :D


Why then? ???

Why then? ???

Because that's the way it is. :D

Because that's the way it is. :D



So it'll be lighter later?

He's the leader of the group, transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop

Pizza's the food that's sure to please.

Why then? ???


Because it's always the last weekend of March.

Pizza's the food that's sure to please.


Cheeseburgers are easy to please.

Cat needs karma.....









Jus' sayin'

O0

Chaucer it done!  8)

Here's some for you too snoz.  ;)

Karma for snoz!

Karma for everyone on the last 15 pages!! :D


And congrats to Mr and Mrs Midas! :)

Bobo for Karma!

Greetings Henk and others!

Including snoz!

Tried tonreturn the favor Henk but I got the sorry but blah, blah, blah message

Hello bobo and Henk

Tried tonreturn the favor Henk but I got the sorry but blah, blah, blah message

If I had the power I would change all user messages to read "Blah blah blah" for April Fool's Day..

If I had the power I would change all user messages to read "Blah blah blah" for April Fool's Day..


that would be funny!  ;D

I am waiting to try Dai's attempt at pulled pork for dinner

Good Afternoon.  :)

Greetings Howhard. How are things?

Greetings Howhard. How are things?


Good just came back from IHOP.

I am waiting to try Dai's attempt at pulled pork for dinner



:-X




:D

Greetings snoz!

this is not the snoz you are looking for...

Greetings Bobo. :)

:-X




:D


I was waiting for someone to make a similar comment

Good Morning.  :)

Good morning!  Off to the dentist (again :P )

Run rabbit run!

Run rabbit run!

That's quite surreal. I downloaded that song today. :D

Hey Step.  :)

Greetings Howhard and Step-chan!

Hey Bobo.  :)

Greetings Howhard and Step-chan!



kind of a normal busy Tuesday today.

kind of a normal busy Tuesday today.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?


a good thing.

Sigh. The more I hear on ABC World News about "rising gas prices" in the US, the more I want to bonk them on the nose for being ignorant.

Plus too much Charlie Sheen.  :P

Plus too much Charlie Sheen.  :P

I feel sorry for the person who was cast as "half a man"..

It should be called Two And a Half Women.

It should be called Two And a Half Women.

But only if the main stars were women...

Good Morning.

Sigh. The more I hear on ABC World News about "rising gas prices" in the US, the more I want to bonk them on the nose for being ignorant.




:-\\

:-\\


I think maybe bobo means that as high as gas is here 3.97 a gal. for unleaded in So Cal... it's still much lower than ya'll pay in europe...

I think maybe bobo means that as high as gas is here 3.97 a gal. for unleaded in So Cal... it's still much lower than ya'll pay in europe...



I did think that's what he meant but never like to assume.  (especially with Bobo)

I did think that's what he meant but never like to assume.  (especially with Bobo)

Hehehe, am I that unpredictable? Yeah, that's what I meant. :D

Oh noez! I speak bobo  :D

Hehe, that's ever so slightly worrying. For you, I mean...

Today, Joey cannot play guitar. And Ross gets stuck inside a pair of paste-pants. Poor guy.

Ah the leather pants ep!!! Use talcum powder for the chafffing. Lots and lots of talcum powder  ;D

Ah the leather pants ep!!! Use talcum powder for the chafffing. Lots and lots of talcum powder  ;D

Speaking of which, Rostislav Čtvrtlík has just died. I find that depressing and shocking, given that he was only 47 years old...

What a load of crepes (circumflex implied).

Speaking of which, Rostislav Čtvrtlík has just died. I find that depressing and shocking, given that he was only 47 years old...


I'm not sure who that is, but I do know Václav Čtvrtek. And I also know Čtvrt means something like quarter.

Rostislav Čtvrtlík was the dubbed voice of Matthew Perry (Chandler) in Friends. So he must have been rather good, in order to imitate Perry's humour...

You enter a very dark room, and sitting there in the gloom
Is Dracula! Now how do you say goodbye?

Rostislav Čtvrtlík was the dubbed voice of Matthew Perry (Chandler) in Friends. So he must have been rather good, in order to imitate Perry's humour...


I have no way of telling. I don't speak Czech that well. (Well, I'm just assuming Rostislav was Czech).


And BTW: I've never seen that much of Friends.

You enter a very dark room, and sitting there in the gloom
Is Dracula! Now how do you say goodbye?


With a sigh? :-\\

With a sigh? :-\\

No no..

Immediately... immediately... immediate... L-Y!

No no..

Immediately... immediately... immediate... L-Y!



Tom Lehrer



Cat

Tom Lehrer

Yes yes - I only uncovered that Lehrer song today - I love it. :D

Yes yes - I only uncovered that Lehrer song today - I love it. :D



He did that one and Silent E for the Electric Company-a children's show in the 70s that helped kids to read. Some alum from The Electric Company are Bill Cosby, Rita Moreno, & Morgan Freeman.



Cat

He did that one and Silent E for the Electric Company-a children's show in the 70s that helped kids to read. Some alum from The Electric Company are Bill Cosby, Rita Moreno, & Morgan Freeman.



Cat







It's one of the shows that taught me English.

snoz is around!

snoz be neigh.

snoz be neigh.

snoz is feeling a little hoarse?

Whoa! Nelly let's not jump the saddle here!

Insert horse related pun here.

Insert horse related pun here.

;D

;D

Well it is getting late...

I got my horse right here, his name is Paul Revere and there is a guy who says if the weather is clear, can do, can do, the guy says the horse can do.



Cat

I think maybe bobo means that as high as gas is here 3.97 a gal. for unleaded in So Cal... it's still much lower than ya'll pay in europe...


Gas Prices are higher here in New York.

Gas Prices are higher here in New York.

Not than they are in this country, Howhard... :D

Ah the leather pants ep!!! Use talcum powder for the chafffing. Lots and lots of talcum powder  ;D


I'll never be seen with tight leather pants. :P

I'll never be seen with tight leather pants. :P

What about regular-sized leather pants?

You enter a very dark room, and sitting there in the gloom
Is Dracula! Now how do you say goodbye?


Bye Drac.

Bye Drac.

Dracula is a sad panda...

snoz is feeling a little hoarse?


I'm feeling chicken.

I'm feeling chicken.

Cluck!

What about regular-sized leather pants?


just jeans.

Dracula is a sad panda...


Dracula is not a panda.

Cluck!


Buck Buck Buck!

just jeans.

Just jeans, not even a T-shirt or socks?

Dracula is not a panda.

That would explain a lot...

Just jeans, not even a T-shirt or socks?


dress shirt and tie.

That would explain a lot...


Dracula is a person.

dress shirt and tie.

Why would you wear a shirt and tie with a dress?

Dracula is a person.

A real person?

Why would you wear a shirt and tie with a dress?


No silly a button down dress shirt and a tie.

A real person?


he's a myth.

No silly a button down dress shirt and a tie.

A button down dress, a shirt, and a tie?

he's a myth.

A myth as in an unmarried woman with a lisp?

A button down dress, a shirt, and a tie?


http://www.smallworld-us.com/images/l/200801/1435992252478da88e89ae2.jpg

This button down dress shirt.^

A myth as in an unmarried woman with a lisp?



Lispth?

Lispth?

You mean lithp!

You mean lithp!


lipsthink.

lipsthink.

We've already seen photoshops of Howhard with lipstick on.. :D

We've already seen photoshops of Howhard with lipstick on.. :D


No,lipsync.

No,lipsync.

Howhard lipsynchs along with the hits of Milli Vanilli?

Howhard lipsynchs along with the hits of Milli Vanilli?


I like Milli Vanilli.

See.... the kids listen to the rap music....

Good Morning All.  :)

Got my state tax returns on Wednesday and got my federal tax returns today!

The second got delivered faster than I expected.

Guest
(MSIE) 05:53:03 PM Registering for an account on the forum.

Fresh meat.



Cat

Fresh meat.

*cackles*

Hey Bobo. *choo*.  :P

bless you

bless you



I'm getting over a slight cold,It happens to me close to the Springtime.

Good Morning LTE.

13 hours with no LTE posts. Oh gosh...

Must...

... post ...

...more.

But I have no inspiration.

Good Morning DST.

Greetings Howhard!

How well did the clock-changing situation go for you?

How well did the clock-changing situation go for you?


I woke up this morning thinking it was an 530 but it was actually 630.  ;D

Greetings Howhard!


Hey Bobo. :)

I woke up this morning thinking it was an 530 but it was actually 630.  ;D

Such trauma... do you have anything to do this morning?

Such trauma... do you have anything to do this morning?


No,my day off.

No,my day off.

Eggshellent!

Eggshellent!


I've got to get new sneakers.

A riddle:

What does Brown, Black, White, & Green have in common?



Cat

I daren't even guess....

I daren't even guess....



Why?


Cat

Why?

Because I'm liable to say something rude. :D

Because I'm liable to say something rude. :D



Nothing rude about the answer.

Give up?



Cat

Yes yes - please tell me though! :D

Jackson Brown(e)
Clint Black
Barry White
Al Green


Interesting, huh?



Cat

Ah, very impressive!

Ah, very impressive!



Not rude at all-unless you detest their music.



Cat

A riddle:

What does Brown, Black, White, & Green have in common?



Cat


colors of the rainbow? :D

colors of the rainbow? :D

Silly Howhard, there is no brown in a rainbow... otherwise the song would go... red and brown and pink and green, black and white and blue!

Jackson Brown(e)
Clint Black
Barry White
Al Green


Interesting, huh?



Cat


Oh I get it. ;D

just came back from Modells,bought sneakers and 3 pairs of T-Shirts.

Silly Howhard, there is no brown in a rainbow... otherwise the song would go... red and brown and pink and green, black and white and blue!


I don't remember any song. ???

It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and
Scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blue



Cat

It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and
Scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blue



Cat


Sorry,never heard of that song before.

Sorry,never heard of that song before.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z06vEUfmuMQ




Cat

Sophie opened the door and there was a big, furry, stripy tiger. The tiger said, "Excuse me, but I'm very hungry. Do you think I could have tea with you?"

Silly Howhard, there is no brown in a rainbow... otherwise the song would go... red and brown and pink and green, black and white and blue!


that song's wrong anyway.  Orange is next to red not purple

that song's wrong anyway.  Orange is next to red not purple

That's what I used to think!

Why would a song lie to me?

Good Morning DST.


I don't like DST myself. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z06vEUfmuMQ




Cat


Joseph And The Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Sophie opened the door and there was a big, furry, stripy tiger. The tiger said, "Excuse me, but I'm very hungry. Do you think I could have tea with you?"


Tea with Tiger.

Tea with Tiger.


Wood?

Tea with Tiger.


I think it's The Tiger Who Came to Tea

Why would a song lie to me?


Plenty do

Wood?


No Thank You I already ate. :D

I think it's The Tiger Who Came to Tea

That is indeed the case.

I'd rather have tea with a Lion.

I'd rather have tea with a Lion.

As in the Lion brand chocolate bars?

As in the Lion brand chocolate bars?


No,Lion The Animal.

LTE is in the cyber pocket of greatness!

LTE is da bomb.

LTE is da bomb.


Quick, before Cat gets here

BOOM!!!!

Shaka laka boom!

Quick, before Cat gets here

BOOM!!!!



;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

BOOM Boom BOOM

Kablam.

Shazam!

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Morning.

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOVE IT!!!! O0  8) O0

BOOM!

Shaka laka boom.

Boom Shaka Laka

Ba dum pum tsshhh.

Wow - the whole village just got a buzz-cut!

Shaka laka boom!


Open the door, get on the floor... Everyone walk the dinosaur! ;D

Step-chan! The only person who will understand the reference I made in the previous post! :D

It made me think of that, it also reminded me to post a parody I found on another site(In my Pokemon General thread).

LOVE IT!!!! O0  8) O0


It had to be said. ;D


Open the door, get on the floor... Everyone walk the dinosaur! ;D


Lol, love that song

Open the door, get on the floor... Everyone walk the dinosaur! ;D


Was Not Was.

Wow - the whole village just got a buzz-cut!


The Village Idiots?

32 hours with no LTE posts!

Good Evening.

Greetings Howhard!

Greetings Howhard!


Hey Bobo.  :)

w00t and stuff and things!

Good Morning.

Was Not Was.


That who sung it.

Hey Everybody.  :)

Greetings Howhard!

Greetings Howhard!


Hey Bobo,Good Evening.  :)

How are things with you today?

How are things with you today?


I'm pretty good,just had dinner before,Had Chili with chips.

Over 24 hours since the last LTE post!

Good Morning. :)

Just winged some song parody ideas.

Happy Birthday Bobo. :)

I think bobo might have missed his birthday thread.

I think bobo might have missed his birthday thread.

I've been asleep. I will go searching! I love snoz!

How was your birthday?  :)

Awesome, thank you Howhard! And tonight (well, last night, technically) I even went to hang out with some friends. Which was good fun!

Awesome, thank you Howhard! And tonight (well, last night, technically) I even went to hang out with some friends. Which was good fun!


You can hang out at Hooters!  :D

You can hang out at Hooters!  :D

Except there's no such restaurant as Hooters in this country...

And besides, owls scare me.

Except there's no such restaurant as Hooters in this country...

And besides, owls scare me.


I must take you to Hooters and no It's not an Owl store. ;)

I must take you to Hooters and no It's not an Owl store. ;)

Hooters' Computers?

SO the fact is that Bobo knows of Hooters.... the legend lives on  ::)

SO the fact is that Bobo knows of Hooters.... the legend lives on  ::)

What legend?

What legend?
The legend of zelda....  of course

Ah yes of course.

The baby just banged her head on the wall..

Hooters' Computers?


http://www.25idl.army.mil/deployment/oef%20afghanistan/deployment/Big/OEF%20Jun04_2004%20Hooters%20Hooters%20Greenboro.jpg

No,This is a Hooters waitress.

The baby just banged her head on the wall..


poor baby.

Except there's no such restaurant as Hooters in this country...

And besides, owls scare me.


There's one in Nottingham!

Hello hello!  How is everybody??

Hello hello!  How is everybody??

Much better now! How is my favourite person?

Much better now! How is my favourite person?

:(

:(

I love snoz! I meant... my joint-favourite person! :D

Hello hello!  How is everybody??



Hey Ash,good to see you. :)

Hey Bobo.  :)

How to embarrass your child in 5 minutes

Have them invite a friend over for dinner
Whilst cooking dinner sing along to the radio
When they point out that they can hear you in the next room go in and tell them that at least they can't see you dancing
Demonstrate how you were dancing

;D

Good Morning.  :)

How to embarrass your child in 5 minutes

Have them invite a friend over for dinner
Whilst cooking dinner sing along to the radio
When they point out that they can hear you in the next room go in and tell them that at least they can't see you dancing
Demonstrate how you were dancing

;D



My sister had a better way to embarrass her daughter. My niece was in her 20s at the time and brought home a boyfriend for the first time to meet Mom. My sister collects toys from fast food places (McDonalds, Burger King, etc.) and had them displayed all over her bedroom. As we were waiting (yes, we were visiting at the time) My sister made a comment about asking the boyfriend, "You want to come into my bedroom and see my toys?" My niece looked at her and said very sternly, "DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!"  My sister wasn't THAT mean and didn't embarrass my niece-at least not THAT time.  :D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

How to embarrass your child in 5 minutes

Have them invite a friend over for dinner
Whilst cooking dinner sing along to the radio
When they point out that they can hear you in the next room go in and tell them that at least they can't see you dancing
Demonstrate how you were dancing

;D

;D
Almost makes me wish I had kids so I could try it. ALMOST.  :D

Good Afternoon.

Greetings Howhard!

Greetings Howhard!


Boy,It's so cold in New York.  :o

Boy,It's so cold in New York.  :o

It'll be summer soon, don't worry! Then it'll be much warmer over there than it will be over here!

It'll be summer soon, don't worry! Then it'll be much warmer over there than it will be over here!


I don't wish for summer yet.

I don't wish for summer yet.

That's mokay then. It's been very nice over here over the last few days... up to 64 degrees at one point.

That's mokay then. It's been very nice over here over the last few days... up to 64 degrees at one point.


I'll trade your 64 for our 37.

Maybe we could auction temperatures off. I wonder what temperature it is in N'Djamena at the moment... wow, up to 108 tomorrow!

Maybe we could auction temperatures off. I wonder what temperature it is in N'Djamena at the moment... wow, up to 108 tomorrow!


It's 100 right now.

102 according to Google.

;D
Almost makes me wish I had kids so I could try it. ALMOST.  :D




Also works with nieces/nephews/cousins. ;)

Also works with nieces/nephews/cousins. ;)


I never see my cousins kids and being an only child I have no nieces or nephews.

I never see my cousins kids and being an only child I have no nieces or nephews.


Then I give up.

I never see my cousins kids and being an only child I have no nieces or nephews.


I rarely see my cousins,uncles and aunts these days.

Much better now! How is my favourite person?


I'm furious at myself for missing your birthday!  :( >:( :-[

I'm furious at myself for missing your birthday!  :( >:( :-[

Don't be! I know you were thinking about it at the time! I do loves you!

How to embarrass your child in 5 minutes

Have them invite a friend over for dinner
Whilst cooking dinner sing along to the radio
When they point out that they can hear you in the next room go in and tell them that at least they can't see you dancing
Demonstrate how you were dancing

;D



LMAO!!!!!      ;D ;D ;D

Then I give up.




;D ;D

Don't be! I know you were thinking about it at the time! I do loves you!


Well I'm always thinking about my Bobo.  :-*

Spring starts, warms up abit and then gets colder again.

Indiana weather, you so silly.

The same thing has happened here, Step-chan!

Spring starts, warms up abit and then gets colder again.

Indiana weather, you so silly.


New York had the same weather,last week it was 77 now it's 40. ::)

The same thing has happened here, Step-chan!



New York had the same weather,last week it was 77 now it's 40. ::)


All of the US got Indiana weather-itis! :D

Funny enough, there is a saying in here in Indy... "If you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."

Good Morning.

I didn't know some people on the internet started doing their own remakes of Action 52 games(improved versions).