Harley David...

of sam

Sigh. What a strange game of soccer...

I was trying to understand mathematics but I failed. So instead I decided to do nothing.

I think there should be such a thing as dalmatian-coloured paint. With the spots and everything. It would make it easier to paint dalmatians.

I think there should be such a thing as dalmatian-coloured paint. With the spots and everything. It would make it easier to paint dalmatians.

It's called "Throw the white paint all over the dog, then later open the can of black paint and make a few odd shapes"

No dogs were harmed during this post..

of sam


That's not how the song goes!  :D 

Caution: Expleecit leerics

Hmm. I'm not sure whether I've taken a picture of my latest artwork yet...

That's not how the song goes!  :D 

Caution: Expleecit leerics

Is the word "Vuvuzela" in the song?

Is the word "Vuvuzela" in the song?


Perhaps, as some of the ad-lib is hard to understand :D

There should be a parody of "Macarena" called "Vuvuzela".

Hmm. I'm not sure whether I've taken a picture of my latest artwork yet...

Paint a picture of you painting a picture of yourself taking a picture of your latest artwork, then take a picture of it.

Paint a picture of you painting a picture of yourself taking a picture of your latest artwork, then take a picture of it.


When people do that it's awesome!

Ooh, we're quite close to a pair of twin primes. Intriguing.

There should be a parody of "Macarena" called "Vuvuzela".

The Venezualan vuvuzela victory verse

I was going to take a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture in the same place. But then I thought it would be silly.

It's quite hard to say "Venezuela vuvuzela" with a mouthful of jellybeans.

Ooh, we're quite close to a pair of twin primes. Intriguing.

Prime time twins
http://punchdrunkpostulates.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/olsen-twins-nose-job.jpg

Maybe they should have just had one nose job. And share a nose between them. Like conjoined twins...

Prime time twins  THAT NEED TO EAT A BAGEL OR TEN
http://punchdrunkpostulates.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/olsen-twins-nose-job.jpg




Fixt!

It's quite hard to say "Venezuela vuvuzela" with a mouthful of jellybeans.

Put the jellybeans in your ear then. Simple solution

I have worked out what my next drawing is going to be. Back when it's finished. Or before. Not sure. :D

Maybe they should have just had one nose job. And share a nose between them. Like conjoined twins...

With a little nose extension, their weight would double. :D

If they re-invented the computer language BASIC, instead of the command STOP, they would make the command:

STOP HAMMER TIME

If they re-invented the computer language BASIC, instead of the command STOP, they would make the command:

STOP HAMMER TIME


01 RUN HAMMER TIME
02 LEGIT 2 QUIT
10 IF "U CANT TOUCH THIS" THEN 20
20 PRAY
30 STOP HAMMER TIME

REN.

REN.


STIMPY?

No such variable.

double bonus!

triple bonus!

quadruple bonus!

quadruple bonus!

I'm surprised Howhard, I thought you were going to jump straight to sex-tuple bonus!

game over

Press space-bar to continue.

G=GET
PRINT"Please wait"
A=INKEY(500)

G=GET
PRINT"Please wait"
A=INKEY(500)

1. Start program
2. Repeat

1. Buy sulphuric acid
2. Throw all over computer
3. Epic fail

1. Buy sulphuric acid
2. Throw all over computer
3. Epic fail


1. Buy sulphuric acid
2. Throw all over computer (but accidentally spill some all over yourself and other family members)
3. SUPER Epic fail

If you threw sulphuric acid on a golf course, would you shout "H2SO FORE!"

I have no idea who Rachel Baddow is, but I thought that thread said she slipped on a moose...

If you threw sulphuric acid on a golf course, would you shout "H2SO FORE!"

;D ;D
You may be giving Mrs Woods some ideas here.

Well, who Els would think of such things?

I have slipped on some mousse before...

Ooh, ahh, Cote d'Ivoire. Ooh ahh Cote d'Ivoire. (Circumflexes not included)

Ooh, ahh, Cote d'Ivoire. Ooh ahh Cote d'Ivoire. (Circumflexes not included)

I've Auric host

LTE makes me thirsty. :D Soccer makes me thirsty. The Ozark Mountain Daredevils make me thirsty...

LTE makes me thirsty. :D Soccer makes me thirsty. The Ozark Mountain Daredevils make me thirsty...

Was your favorite show thirsty-something?

Was your favorite show thirsty-something?

Ooh. Perslaps it was. Or perslaps it was 30 Rock.

When I first saw that show listed I thought it said 3D Rock, and I thought to myself, wouldn't it be stranger if it were a 2D rock?

I miss the days of computer games with two-dimensional graphics and epic gameplay...

If Messi's team wins the World cup, do we have to congratulate Arch & Tina?

Perhaps so. I love how there is a team in Italian soccer named Angri.

That's odd. At first glance they don't appear to have a Wikipedia article on the Italian Wikipedia. Let's investigate...

Ah, the Interwiki link would have pointed to a different place. That would be why.

I miss the days of computer games with two-dimensional graphics and epic gameplay...

The first computer I got was an APL computer, it didn't even have a large screen, only one line

I wonder what use I could make out of a line.

Perhaps so. I love how there is a team in Italian soccer named Angri.

Angri? Don't get it.
Related to Azzuri?

Well, because they are so crappy, and that's why they're so angry.

Well, because they are so crappy, and that's why they're so angry.

Guess they can't compete with Inter or AC Milan then.
I hope Italy plays better against New Zealand on Sunday, and I hope Mexico beats France 12-0 tomorrow.

Ah, Mexico. Let's see.. will I be able to catch the matches today?

1. Hack Demonophobia
2. Put Scrappy Doo in it
3. ??
4. Profit!

I see no reason why not.

Ah, Mexico. Let's see.. will I be able to catch the matches today?

France /Mexico, 11:30 AM our time, not sure about your time, perhaps 8 hours earlier? 9 ?
As I wrote, I hope Mexico beats France 12-0 tomorrow. Imagine if I actually liked the Mexican football team. :D

1. Hack Demonophobia
2. Put Scrappy Doo in it
3. ??
4. Profit!


Scrappy doo, one of the most terrible animated characters ever. Fittingly, he should be France's mascot.

Scrappy doo, one of the most terrible animated characters ever. Fittingly, he should be France's mascot.


Which is why hacking Demonophobia, a violent Korean computer game then...

Making Scrappy Doo the main character, so you can intentional make him go into death traps...

Would be made of super awesome win! ;D

Which is why hacking Demonophobia, a violent Korean computer game then...

Making Scrappy Doo the main character, so you can intentional make him go into death traps...

Would be made of super awesome win! ;D

EPIC WIN!!!

I'd say first shave all his hairs, then chop off each paw every 30 minutes, while he hangs upside down and we pull out each tooth every 12 minutes, while drops of H2SO4 land on different parts of his body..and  ooh this is getting fun..OK, better stop  :D :D

http://taoteaching.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/stewie.jpg

Generally the matches are shown at 12:30pm, 3pm, and 7:30pm (or thereabouts). I'm not sure how things will change for the next phase.

Generally the matches are shown at 12:30pm, 3pm, and 7:30pm (or thereabouts). I'm not sure how things will change for the next phase.

Next phase 7:00AM and 11:30AM our time, so that would mean 3Pm and 7:30Pm your time, with semi and final at 7:30PM your time.

Palindrome post as I sign off for dinner & going out later.

Goodnight Frank. The Bobomel are off now, too!

Next phase 7:00AM and 11:30AM our time, so that would mean 3Pm and 7:30Pm your time, with semi and final at 7:30PM your time.

That.. works beautifully. Awesome. :D

EPIC WIN!!!

I'd say first shave all his hairs, then chop off each paw every 30 minutes, while he hangs upside down and we pull out each tooth every 12 minutes, while drops of H2SO4 land on different parts of his body..and  ooh this is getting fun..OK, better stop  :D :D

http://taoteaching.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/stewie.jpg


I'm trying to remember some of the death scenes from that horrific game, it definetly that makes use of shock value.

I know there's this one big thing that looks like a butcher, he/it/bag has a machete. Although he's apparently called Lucifer(the game takes place in hell). There's a trap room that's an oven, there's one spot where the girl can get impaled(yes, you play as a girl on that game...), a trap room that involves bugs. There are others, but I don't like recalling them, considering the fact that some of the death traps are extremely brutal.

But seeing them happen to Scrappy Doo would be hilarious.

I'm trying to remember some of the death scenes from that horrific game, it definetly that makes use of shock value.

I know there's this one big thing that looks like a butcher, he/it/bag has a machete. Although he's apparently called Lucifer(the game takes place in hell). There's a trap room that's an oven, there's one spot where the girl can get impaled(yes, you play as a girl on that game...), a trap room that involves bugs. There are others, but I don't like recalling them, considering the fact that some of the death traps are extremely brutal.

But seeing them happen to Scrappy Doo would be hilarious.

Scrappy Doo horrific death = Win

Good Morning,I'm off to the doctor soon.

Greetings Howhard. Hope all goes well with the doctor.

Greetings Howhard. Hope all goes well with the doctor.



just a regular checkup,I will tell him I'm stressed out from doing carts at Pathmark.

just a regular checkup,I will tell him I'm stressed out from doing carts at Pathmark.


and he will probably laugh at you

and he will probably laugh at you


he's supposed to laugh, pushing carts is funny.

Greetings Karen!

Hey Karen.

That's quite embarrassing. Someone just phoned named Jas, and I always thought it was a dude and his name was short for Jason, but it turns out she's a woman named Jasmine..

That's quite embarrassing. Someone just phoned named Jas, and I always thought it was a dude and his name was short for Jason, but it turns out she's a woman named Jasmine..


What did she want?

Goal goal goal!

I just needed to write something down for her from a book I have and send it to her.

Gotta get going soon to the doctor. :)

Happy Thursday everyone!

Happy Friday to me! :D

Fell asleep in front of the soccer. How silly.

Fell asleep in front of the soccer. How silly.

Nigeria/ Greece?

Why aren't rainbows shaped like an 2-dimensional hourglass?
Isn't "Somewhere over the rainbow" too much work to climb, can't you just go through it?
What if rainbows would rise everyday, like the sun..wouldn't that be cool?
What color is a sunbow?

What if congress voted that green can no longer be a rainbow color.


My brain is working hard today. :D

Why aren't rainbows shaped like an 2-dimensional hourglass?
Isn't "Somewhere over the rainbow" too much work to climb, can't you just go through it?
What if rainbows would rise everyday, like the sun..wouldn't that be cool?
What color is a sunbow?

What if congress voted that green can no longer be a rainbow color.


My brain is working hard today. :D





Don't hurt yourself!  :D

Don't hurt yourself!  :D



Too late!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf-ArgakvZI

and he will probably laugh at you

Must agree with Karen here.

I'm going back to bed.

I'm going back to bed.

Sleep well. Loves for Ash.

Goal goal goal!


Badger badger badger!

Badger badger badger!

Mushroom mushroom!

oBobi Wan Kenobi!  De-feeting Barth Vader!  Now he's shorter.

Almost 2100 pages.

Must agree with Karen here.


I went to the doctor and I told him,he giggled at how stressed I was. ;D

Mushroom mushroom!


pizza pizza pizza.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL DE MEXICO!! :D

Hey Henk.  :)

¡Ola Howard!

How's everything?  :)

I went to the doctor and I told him,he giggled at how stressed I was. ;D


told you Howard.  Being a cart collector just doesn't sound a stressful job to anyone

told you Howard.  Being a cart collector just doesn't sound a stressful job to anyone


It does if the garbage stinks to high heaven and the florist tells you how to do your job and the other cart attendants slack off and the bathrooms are filthy and it's raining and people drive fast through the parking lot and the Coca-Cola machine outside doesn't work because nobody calls to get it fixed.


:D

told you Howard.  Being a cart collector just doesn't sound a stressful job to anyone

I went to the doctor and I told him,he giggled at how stressed I was. ;D

Obvious response from the doctor.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL DE MEXICO!! :D

France not win = Win

Scrappy Doo horrific death = Win


Ain't that the truth. ;)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs051.ash2/35904_416939123536_511913536_4175702_8278366_n.jpg

Sad face.

pizza pizza pizza.

Sorry. That button sticks.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs051.ash2/35904_416939123536_511913536_4175702_8278366_n.jpg

Sad face.

No pie?
How about I scream

told you Howard.  Being a cart collector just doesn't sound a stressful job to anyone



But it is stressful towards the end of the day.

It does if the garbage stinks to high heaven and the florist tells you how to do your job and the other cart attendants slack off and the bathrooms are filthy and it's raining and people drive fast through the parking lot and the Coca-Cola machine outside doesn't work because nobody calls to get it fixed.


:D



;D

Good Morning.  :)

But it is stressful towards the end of the day.


How?

USA comes back from 2 goal deficit to tie. Point well earned.
Looking forward to England/Algeria.

Gonna get a drink.

USA comes back from 2 goal deficit to tie. Point well earned.
Looking forward to England/Algeria.
yep - I didn't think it was over yet... I will need to comeback later  :P

How?


You're dealing with cars,customers and co-workers all day long.

Sigh. I was very frustrated by humans yesterday. I can understand how you get frustrated, Howhard.

Yesterday was very pleasing though, as I tried something I've never ever tried before.

Sigh. I was very frustrated by humans yesterday. I can understand how you get frustrated, Howhard.


Some customers can get very nasty,It must be those Long Islanders. ::)

Yesterday was very pleasing though, as I tried something I've never ever tried before.


which was what?

which was what?

Watercolour painting. Proper watercolours, too. Not just silly ones.

Watercolour painting. Proper watercolours, too. Not just silly ones.


Oh cool.

Oh cool.

Takes so long to achieve though - you have to wait for them to dry otherwise they will look sad.

I remember I used to have watercolor painting,It was a small brush with oval shaped colors I would dip the brush in.

My latest work of art, from a couple of pages ago, was produced on the computer:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs051.ash2/35904_416939123536_511913536_4175702_8278366_n.jpg

My latest work of art, from a couple of pages ago, was produced on the computer:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs051.ash2/35904_416939123536_511913536_4175702_8278366_n.jpg


What's that supposed to be If I might ask?  ???

What's that supposed to be If I might ask?  ???

No pie allowed!

It looks like the word "It".

It looks like the word "It".

Aha. I'm at least glad I can spell that word.

Sigh. What a weird morning. I almost feel like doing absolutely nothing else.

My latest work of art, from a couple of pages ago, was produced on the computer:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs051.ash2/35904_416939123536_511913536_4175702_8278366_n.jpg

Maybe you can put two of them side by side "No pies allowed"

Sigh. What a weird morning. I almost feel like doing absolutely nothing else.

Your enthusiasm rubbed off on Wayne Rooney, he didn't seem to do much out there..unless....wait a minute....bobo is Wayne Rooney!

Waiting for BP oil spill, the cartoon version.

Susan Powter...What happened to her? Where is she now?

The fart weasels are attacking!

The fart weasels are attacking!

attacking Susan Powter?
cool!

Your enthusiasm rubbed off on Wayne Rooney, he didn't seem to do much out there..unless....wait a minute....bobo is Wayne Rooney!

Well, have you ever seen us in the same place before? :D

Susan Powter...What happened to her? Where is she now?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Powter

Waiting for BP oil spill, the cartoon version.


or the major motion picture.

or the major motion picture.

Or the musical.

There should be an LTE musical!

Or the musical.


sing about oil all day.

There should be an LTE musical!


not a bad idea.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs601.snc3/31673_411519533536_511913536_4041896_6454919_n.jpg

There should be an LTE musical!

LTE : The sound of people posting.
Let's get Roseanna Barr and Diego Maradona involved, as well as Chevy Chase and Todd Bridges.

And John Pantsil.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs601.snc3/31673_411519533536_511913536_4041896_6454919_n.jpg

Is this the Python sketch where people are hiding and then explode coz they were discovered?

Is this the Python sketch where people are hiding and then explode coz they were discovered?

Nay! It's an actual picture that I took!

Nay! It's an actual picture that I took!

While trying to catch Wayne Rooney, of course.

While trying to catch Wayne Rooney, of course.

Prexactly so.

Prexactly so.

It's a nice picture. Busy part of town I see...

It's a nice picture. Busy part of town I see...

Yes yes, one of my favourite places to go walking.

'How many feet are there in 1.4 metres' already exists. Would you like to merge '1.4 meters in feet' into it?

Oh deer.

Oh deer.

Doe!

Are Ghana going to score?

Nup.

Are Ghana going to score?

Australia is fortunate to come out with a draw.
Terrible scene at the end with that Ghana player on the field, the blood.

And John Pantsil.


I think he's not available at the moment. He went down in the closing seconds of the Ghana vs Australia match.

Australia is fortunate to come out with a draw.
Terrible scene at the end with that Ghana player on the field, the blood.


John Pantsil.

John Pantsil.


I'm guessing he broke his nose.

I'm guessing he broke his nose.

I hope it's nothing more serious. :-[

Closed captioning fail.

Cameroon!

Hey Bobo. :)

Still awake. Whee!

I'm awake,almost time for my afternoon coffee.

I'm awake,almost time for my afternoon coffee.

Sounds like a plan. Would you have fallen asleep otherwise?

Sounds like a plan. Would you have fallen asleep otherwise?


probably a nap.

Rennis Dommedahl!

Cameroon deserved better today.

That's weird, Opera crashed on me when I wasn't even doing anything.

That's weird, Opera crashed on me when I wasn't even doing anything.

Have you killed Scrappy Doo yet?  :D

Sigh. My brain has gone completely blank.

Sigh. My brain has gone completely blank.

How would you know?  :D

How would you know?  :D

Good point. I need to stay awake for another four and a half hours yet...

Have you killed Scrappy Doo yet?  :D


I haven't contacted Demonophobia yet to do the switch, so no. I've had to work alot lately.

I'm finally having my coffee now.

I'm finally having my coffee now.


The one that's been standing there for the past 23 days, you mean...?

The one that's been standing there for the past 23 days, you mean...?


No,the one that was in my refrigerator.

No,the one that was in my refrigerator.

since July 2003

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-child-pink-knife-packaging-fail.jpg

Good evening. :D

Good night.

since July 2003


Very funny.  ::)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-child-pink-knife-packaging-fail.jpg


Aw,such a nice present for your daughter.  ::)

Just been out for a half-hour run, and gotten back in time for the soccer.

Hiya BoboMel! :)

I forgot to log out last night.

Goal goal goal!

Hey Bobo.  :)

Hey Howard Starkey.

Hey Howard Starkey.


Who's he?  ???

Woo-hah!

Who's he?  ???

I thought that was your real name, like Ringo Starr...

What if Howard was one of the Beatles?

What if Howard was one of the Beatles?

That sounds like a plan.

That sounds like a plan.

For the plan to work, one must build a time machine going back almost 50 years.

I would never drop sulphuric acid on a golf course, but if I did, I would be sure to shout H2SO-FORE!

I would never drop sulphuric acid on a golf course, but if I did, I would be sure to shout H2SO-FORE!

I think the 60s golfers dropped acid on a course  :D

What if Howard was one of the Beatles?


I would've loved to be one.

I thought that was your real name, like Ringo Starr...


No,That's Richard Starkey.

Good morning LTE friends!

Greetings Midasman!

South Africa looks like friggin Brazil out there in the 1st half against the French.
Have they totally given up?

Football woo.

Football woo.


WOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOOOoooooOOOO!

Watching two games at once is quite tricky.

Hey Boboman!  :)

Football woo.


Wrestling Woo!

That was quite shocking.

What was shocking? ???

What was shocking? ???

One of the soccer players had an epic fail.

http://www.failfunnies.com/images/soccer-fail.jpg

Prexactly, except, different to that.

He looks like he's smelling the ball.

I wonder what it smells of.

I wonder what it smells of.


Defeat.  Or maybe even de feet.

One of the soccer players had an epic fail.

Very Epic. I have never seen such a miss from so close in a soccer game (Excluding 4-year-olds and under playing)

Defeat.  Or maybe even de feet.


Or Teen Team spirit.

Disease: Exposure to Demonophobia videos.

Cure: Whimsical Caramelldansen videos.

If x - infinity, then

X+1=X
and
X2 = X = X+1 = X-9

I wonder what it smells of.



It smells of what soccer balls are made from.

Good Morning.  :)

Crows...they are flying and diving everywhere..they look mean...

It smells of what soccer balls are made from.

Dead cats?

Ahoy hoy, BoboMel! :)

The Bobomel have just got back from an afternoon at the pub. :D

Currently 37 - 37 in the final set of the tennis...

The Bobomel have just got back from an afternoon at the pub. :D

(hic) did you see (hic) Slovenia win 8-0 over (hic) England (hic)?

(just testing bobo's memory)

(hic) did you see (hic) Slovenia win 8-0 over (hic) England (hic)?

*explodes* I forget.

*explodes* I forget.

bobo getting close to 46000 drinks posts

6600!

6600!

drinks? posts? karma? toothpicks on the floor?

drinks? posts? karma? toothpicks on the floor?

OK posts.

drinks? posts? karma? toothpicks on the floor?


More than that in my life, yes +1, I wish and someone get a broom

An hour later, and the fifth set is still going on. 45 - 46 the score.

Welcome to Cloudcuckooland!

I'm Step-chan and I will be your guide!

Welcome to Cloudcuckooland!

I'm Step-chan and I will be your guide!


Cloudcuckooland? Is that anything like FF7's Golden Saucer?

An hour later, and the fifth set is still going on. 45 - 46 the score.


You gotta be kidding me. :o

You gotta be kidding me. :o


I've often wondered why there's no tiebreak in fifth set. :-\\

You gotta be kidding me. :o

It's all over for the night. and it's STILL going on. 59-59 the score. Back tomorrow!

An hour later, and the fifth set is still going on. 45 - 46 the score.


And BTW: winner will be facing Dutchman Thiemo de Bakker, who thought HE was unlucky to play five sets (16-14 in final set). ::)

It's all over for the night. and it's STILL going on. 59-59 the score. Back tomorrow!


59-59?!?!? Those guys must be ready to drop!

59-59?!?!? Those guys must be ready to drop!

It's just... insane. I have a headache just from watching!

59-59?!?!? Those guys must be ready to drop!


Fifth set has been going on for 7 hours and 6 minutes. :o That's longer than the longest recorded match in professional tennis in recent history (6 hours 33 minutes, 2004 French Open).

It's just... insane. I have a headache just from watching!


Imagine you bought tickets just for this match...(because they were cheap)

Sometimes I just... don't know.