It was The Waltons I am thinking of?


that's what you made me think of when you talk about them saying good night...  John Boy must have left home by the time this ep aired lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp7_u0kcQRo&feature=related

that's what you made me think of when you talk about them saying good night...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp7_u0kcQRo&feature=related
...I think I do not need to click on the YouTube link...

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/engrish-funny-in-coleslaw.jpg


Won't coleslaw be messy to put in a washer?  ;D

Won't coleslaw be messy to put in a washer?  ;D
Have you ever tried?

Have you ever tried?


No,I don't think I'll try. ::)

http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/funny-restaurant-sign2.jpg

;D

that's what you made me think of when you talk about them saying good night...  John Boy must have left home by the time this ep aired lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp7_u0kcQRo&feature=related




When I was Basic Training, I don't think a night went past where somebody DIDN'T say good-night to John-Boy.  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/fdc16cad-ee10-462f-8033-0d89945fc7ca.jpg


:o OH BOY!  ;D

When I was Basic Training, I don't think a night went past where somebody DIDN'T say good-night to John-Boy.  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


I still say it sometimes....and my kids look at me strangely. They haven't got a clue.... ;D

And now, a moment with Sarah Jessica Parker.

http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab44/tiny_doggie/thebarngoddess-ponyinthehousecopy.jpg

...what, did I say that in my out-loud voice?

Music from "Super WRONG Bros." Lex Luthor quote + Mario song = WRONG


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duYwpHH49Q0

I liked the part where he said WRONG.

And now, a moment with Sarah Jessica Parker.

http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab44/tiny_doggie/thebarngoddess-ponyinthehousecopy.jpg

...what, did I say that in my out-loud voice?


that's a bunch of horse s h i t!  :D

You asked for wrong by clicking on this thread.  So here's some wrong.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/iamthethinker/myspace/familyreunion.jpg

Sometimes I'm lazy and I just go for the low road. 

You asked for wrong by clicking on this thread.  So here's some wrong.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/iamthethinker/myspace/familyreunion.jpg

Sometimes I'm lazy and I just go for the low road. 


Now,that's wrong.

You asked for wrong by clicking on this thread.  So here's some wrong.

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/iamthethinker/myspace/familyreunion.jpg

Sometimes I'm lazy and I just go for the low road. 


Incest is best, keep in the family, relatively speaking, of course.


"I like to introduce you to my wife & sister" and there is only one woman standing there.


If your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck.



Cat

Now,that's wrong.


Not necessarily. You could hook up with your uncles wife at the family reunion. Or your your siblings significant other.

Not necessarily. You could hook up with your uncles wife at the family reunion. Or your your siblings significant other.


depends if she's hot.

depends if she's hot.


(Negative.  It didn't go in.  Just impacted on the surface.)

http://scifun.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/star-wars-demotivational-poster.jpg

http://www.vincegolangco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/daddy-issues-star-was-why-leah-became-a-stripper.jpg

http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bacon-moto-6.jpeg

http://www.hotlikesauce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/star-wars-on-facebook.jpg

And I've barely scraped the bottom of the barrel surface here...

Ahh Luke and Princess, the stories you could tell...
And now, for something totally different.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169231402044709.jpg

Ahh Luke and Princess, the stories you could tell...
And now, for something totally different.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/28/129169231402044709.jpg


looks like snow. ???

looks like snow. ???

It is.
The sign says "Welcome to colorful Colorado", but there is only 1 color, white.

It is.
The sign says "Welcome to colorful Colorado", but there is only 1 color, white.



There is also brown-the color of the sign.




Cat

There is also brown-the color of the sign.




Cat

:P

http://randomoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dea47bcb22da9fbb.jpg.jpg

http://randomoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dea47bcb22da9fbb.jpg.jpg



Oops.



Cat

There is also brown-the color of the sign.




Cat


... and the slightly greyish looking fence posts!  ;D

... and the slightly greyish looking fence posts!  ;D

yeah yeah yeah..I tell ya..everyone's a critic..everyone's trying to correct my post...I tells ya...I get no respect.  :P
http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/files/2008/08/album_no_respect.jpg

yeah yeah yeah..I tell ya..everyone's a critic..everyone's trying to correct my post...I tells ya...I get no respect.  :P
http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/files/2008/08/album_no_respect.jpg



Ha...that fellows too good looking to be you!  :P

Ha...that fellows too good looking to be you!  :P

OK, now we know gibbo finds Rodney Dangerfield good looking.
;D

http://randomoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dea47bcb22da9fbb.jpg.jpg


I didn't know he was a she. :o ;D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L6AscCVN870/SnPGTmHT1BI/AAAAAAAAAHA/nIF7Hur5HAU/s320/Epic+Fail+-+Electric.jpg

Terrible fail. "Use a fork, dummy!"

OK, now we know gibbo finds Rodney Dangerfield good looking.
;D


Hey...wait a minute!  What just happened?  >:(

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L6AscCVN870/SnPGTmHT1BI/AAAAAAAAAHA/nIF7Hur5HAU/s320/Epic+Fail+-+Electric.jpg

Terrible fail. "Use a fork, dummy!"


I always used a safety pin. It gave quite a jolt...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L6AscCVN870/SnPGTmHT1BI/AAAAAAAAAHA/nIF7Hur5HAU/s320/Epic+Fail+-+Electric.jpg

Terrible fail. "Use a fork, dummy!"


he should've used a hair dryer.  ;D

Ha...that fellows too good looking to be you!  :P


Like looking in a mirror ain't it gib?

http://www.fsc.yorku.ca/york/rsheese/psyc1010/wiki/images/4/41/Epic-fail-ad-fail.jpg

http://www.fsc.yorku.ca/york/rsheese/psyc1010/wiki/images/4/41/Epic-fail-ad-fail.jpg



So, is that what happened to gibbo?



Cat

tell you what though, I wish more kids knew what a brain tumor was.  Lots of people seemed to avoid me in 2nd-6th grade.

tell you what though, I wish more kids knew what a brain tumor was.   Lots of people seemed to avoid me in 2nd-6th grade.

Kids don't know any better at that age.

Like looking in a mirror ain't it gib?


Like I said.... handsome devil... ;D

http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Paint-Lid-Fail-500x375.jpg

Kids don't know any better at that age.


I know

Here's my nursery rhyme wrong thought of the day.

I'm surprized that Howard wasn't first there when he found out that pussy was in the well.  Ding Dong!!!!  ::)

http://www.fsc.yorku.ca/york/rsheese/psyc1010/wiki/images/4/41/Epic-fail-ad-fail.jpg


hyperactivity is what they already do.

http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Paint-Lid-Fail-500x375.jpg



What is that? paint?  ???

hyperactivity is what they already do.

Which is why it's a fail.


What is that? paint?  ???

yes.

They should've kept the door closed next time.

They should've kept the door closed next time.
The door was closed!

They should've kept the door closed next time.

The lids on the paint..either were not there or fell off.
Nice mess.

The lids on the paint..either were not there or fell off.
Nice mess.


One hell of a clean up.

One hell of a clean up.

Oh yeah...

Oh yeah...


probably cost a lot.

probably cost a lot.

Might want to buy a new one.

Might want to buy a new one.


A new car.

A new car.

Yes, not more paint.  ;D

Yes, not more paint.  ;D


less paint.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129120312270502167.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129120312270502167.jpg


Pooped bunnies...are easier to catch!!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129120312270502167.jpg



just in time for Easter.

So, is that what happened to gibbo?



Cat



now that's funny!  ;D

So, is that what happened to gibbo?



Cat


Hey...I missed this previously. Saw it thanks to Q's post...

Those qualities just happen to be some of my most endearing!  So there, smartie pants!!!  :P

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-reading-material-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-reading-material-fail.jpg
Baptists can be adults too!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-reading-material-fail.jpg


Well, how else will they know what is wrong in this world?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-reading-material-fail.jpg


Was I on that bus?  :D

Was I on that bus?  :D
Oh yes you were!

Oh yes you were!


I was the first one in.

I was the first one in.
Not the driver!

Not the driver!


I was front seat. I had money.

I was front seat. I had money.
The seat nearest the door?

The seat nearest the door?


12.95 is a bargain.

12.95 is a bargain.
Not DVDs?

Not DVDs?


I'm hoping so.

I'm hoping so.
Only videos for you?

Was I on that bus?  :D



Are you a Baptist?



Cat

Are you a Baptist?



Cat


I was gonna ask this too.... glad I read to the end first.  ;D

Only videos for you?


mine all mine.

Are you a Baptist?



Cat


No I'm Jewish.

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.trentonian.com/content/articles/2010/01/30/news/doc4b63ae3b3e6e0353436328.jpg&sa=X&ei=13fpTMeSL4T7lwfAtJWiCw&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFSDM8tirgOJH3tzqDd6VkavE2bzA

WHAT?  ::)

No I'm Jewish.



Then you wouldn't be on that bus now, would you?



Cat

Then you wouldn't be on that bus now, would you?



Cat


I'd be on the Jewish bus.

I'd be on the Jewish bus.



Exactly!


Cat

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.trentonian.com/content/articles/2010/01/30/news/doc4b63ae3b3e6e0353436328.jpg&sa=X&ei=13fpTMeSL4T7lwfAtJWiCw&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFSDM8tirgOJH3tzqDd6VkavE2bzA

WHAT?  ::)


When will these people learn that size isn't everything. Just ask Howard...  ::)

Sued for size?

http://thepatriotaxe.com/change.jpg

Democrats: caption it as "Hope. Change."
Republicans: caption it as "Change. Hope."
Independents and third parties: Why is it that whoever wins, we still get screwed by the TSA?

When will these people learn that size isn't everything. Just ask Howard...  ::)

:o

http://www.failfunnies.com/baby-isntructions/images/babyinstructions08.jpg
http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/babyinstructions23.jpg
http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/babyinstructions26.jpg

http://www.failfunnies.com/baby-isntructions/images/babyinstructions08.jpg
http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/babyinstructions23.jpg
http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/babyinstructions26.jpg


all those signs are backwards.  :D

all those signs are backwards.  :D

Esp the first one. Works better with lots of kids, they can actually roll around and play together while getting dried. More fun.

Esp the first one. Works better with lots of kids, they can actually roll around and play together while getting dried. More fun.


totally...  plus...if you dry them too long then you can always just use them for dinner..... Roast Baby.... mmmmmmmm  :D

all those signs are backwards.  :D



It looks like it.

It looks like it.

It does?

totally...  plus...if you dry them too long then you can always just use them for dinner..... Roast Baby.... mmmmmmmm   :D


See "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift

See "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift


I have. O0

Esp the first one. Works better with lots of kids, they can actually roll around and play together while getting dried. More fun.


...and due to shrinkage...you get to keep them in the same sized clothing forever!

You can feed a baby a piece of turkey but it would have to be cut up or pureed.

http://cdn4.mattters.com/photos/photos/2662576/bc387338-9e0b-4d4d-a4cf-257b753c75fd.jpg

Major fail.

http://cdn4.mattters.com/photos/photos/2662576/bc387338-9e0b-4d4d-a4cf-257b753c75fd.jpg

Major fail.


Oh that's great,imagine the fatalities. ::)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/efab9eea-8608-4eec-8faf-3be577126520.jpg

Anyone have more than 1?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/efab9eea-8608-4eec-8faf-3be577126520.jpg

Anyone have more than 1?


some people have a second one located above their neck...  :P

some people have a second one located above their neck...  :P



Some people's rectum is attached to their optical nerve so they have a sh!tty outlook on life.



Cat

Some people's rectum is attached to their optical nerve so they have a sh!tty outlook on life.



Cat


;D

Some people's rectum is attached to their optical nerve so they have a sh!tty outlook on life.



Cat

Anyone we know?

Anyone we know?



I know a few people like that. I'm sure you do, too.  ;)



Cat

I know a few people like that. I'm sure you do, too.  ;)



Cat
I can think of a few....










::)












:o



























they all seem to be male too.  ???  Go figure  ::)

I can think of a few....










::)












:o



























they all seem to be male too.   ???  Go figure  ::)



Yeah, it might me a gender thing at that.



Cat

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/efab9eea-8608-4eec-8faf-3be577126520.jpg

Anyone have more than 1?


You mean 2 butts?

Anyone we know?


women have 2 rectums.

women have 2 rectums.
Been watching freakshow pron ???

women have 2 rectums.


http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w251/Phlip44/wut2.jpg


You can feed a baby a piece of turkey but it would have to be cut up or pureed.


Again with the anatomy fail.  How would a dismembered (and especially a pureed) baby manage to eat a piece of turkey?

Now, please, let's start over.  If you're going to have a hope in hell of making it home for Thanksgiving this year, you've got to know where all the parts are, and how many of them your Freedom Fondler will be looking for.

http://min.us/iu4yM.jpeg

women have 2 rectums.

I reckon not. Name a woman who does.

Now, please, let's start over.  If you're going to have a hope in hell of making it home for Thanksgiving this year, you've got to know where all the parts are, and how many of them your Freedom Fondler will be looking for.


Do they come in blue? In singles?

Been watching freakshow pron ???



Maybe I was dreaming.  ::)

I reckon not. Name a woman who does.


Um?  ???

Um?  ???
That is what we are all asking you... :-\\

um.... your wife?  she's got the ass she poops out of and the ass she's married to...  :D  

You are going a little too farr on that insult, don't ya think?
Me thinks your should take that back.

um.... your wife?  she's got the ass she poops out of and the ass she's married to...  :D 
*snickers*  but not all women, some are not married ::)

*snickers*  but not all women, some are not married ::)


good point!

You are going a little too farr on that insult, don't ya think?
Me thinks your should take that back.


I'll think about it...  ;)

good point!
no problem - which still makes me question the anatomy that Howard thinks women have :-\\

Poor boy better read the books a little more thoroughly if he ever wants to make it past 3rd base :P

no problem - which still makes me question the anatomy that Howard thinks women have :-\\

Poor boy better read the books a little more thoroughly if he ever wants to make it past 3rd base :P


I don't he's ever rounded second.... 

I don't he's ever rounded second.... 
Lol - you are probably right

...

Even more innapropriate. Suggesting my wife is having an affair. Are you insane?
Makes me wonder why I stay on these boards anymore.  ::)

Even more innapropriate. Suggesting my wife is having an affair. Are you insane?
Makes me wonder why I stay on these boards anymore.  ::)
Because we love you, and you take abuse sooo well!  You kinda like it ;). Or maybe that should be ^-^

Even more innapropriate. Suggesting my wife is having an affair. Are you insane?
Makes me wonder why I stay on these boards anymore.  ::)
Did I tell you about our (not really friend) but acquaintance, he's a contractor and works on many sites.  He missed a call, he needed to call it back and he was out of service, one of his foremen on the site says, use my phone and flips it open "what's the number?". Our acquaintance notices the guys screen saver. A thinnish women who is in a very provocative pose with a tattoo on her rump...  Turns out it was his wife and they are now going through a divorce...  How stupid on both parties involved in the affair...  And what a bad day!

Even more innapropriate. Suggesting my wife is having an affair. Are you insane?
Makes me wonder why I stay on these boards anymore.  ::)


cuz you know we love you.... you always hurt the one you love!  ;)  :-*

cuz you know we love you.... you always hurt the one you love!  ;)  :-*
O0

no problem - which still makes me question the anatomy that Howard thinks women have :-\\

Poor boy better read the books a little more thoroughly if he ever wants to make it past 3rd base :P


Maybe he's like me...only ever looks at the pictures!  ::) ;)

cuz you know we love you.... you always hurt the one you love!  ;)  :-*


You must have one very big love filled heart then Q.  ;D

You must have one very big love filled heart then Q.  ;D


you should know since I love you most of all  :P

you should know since I love you most of all  :P
;D

you should know since I love you most of all  :P


It's okay...I know you gals can't resist 'loving' me!  ;D  I was sitting in a cafe, having coffee this morning, and a couple of women passed a nd said " Good morning good looking". I quickly responded with a " back at ya". Then I realized that they were talking to the guy I was having coffee with.....  :-\\    Hey...I still claim the words fitted!  8)

It's okay...I know you gals can't resist 'loving' me!  ;D  I was sitting in a cafe, having coffee this morning, and a couple of women passed a nd said " Good morning good looking". I quickly responded with a " back at ya". Then I realized that they were talking to the guy I was having coffee with.....  :-\\     Hey...I still claim the words fitted!  8)
Bwahahahaha  that is just too funny.  I wonder what exactly they thought of you on that impression.  2 fingers in the shape of an L come to mind ::)

Bwahahahaha  that is just too funny.  I wonder what exactly they thought of you on that impression.  2 fingers in the shape of an L come to mind ::)


Apparently, they both work with my friend. I asked him to explain to them that (in my defence)    I get comments like that, from strangers, .... all the time!  8)  I just prefer to not normally check if they are looking in my direction when they say it.  ;D

Apparently, they both work with my friend. I asked him to explain to them that (in my defence)     I get comments like that, from strangers, .... all the time!  8)  I just prefer to not normally check if they are looking in my direction when they say it.  ;D
whatever  ::) 



It's ok... I will keep you secret  ;)  ;) ;)
















*runs off laughing *

It's okay...I know you gals can't resist 'loving' me!  ;D  I was sitting in a cafe, having coffee this morning, and a couple of women passed a nd said " Good morning good looking". I quickly responded with a " back at ya". Then I realized that they were talking to the guy I was having coffee with.....  :-\\     Hey...I still claim the words fitted!  8)


;D ;D ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D


You do realize that I'm exactly the same in real life (as I am on these boards).  :-\\

You do realize that I'm exactly the same in real life (as I am on these boards).  :-\\


I do... that's why I'm laughing at you!  ;D

I do... that's why I'm laughing at you!  ;D


....and I have no issue with you laughing at (or with) me.  If I give it...I also have to take it...  Needless to say...not much gets me mad! 

....and I have no issue with you laughing at (or with) me.  If I give it...I also have to take it...  Needless to say...not much gets me mad! 
really....haven't noticed... why do you think you get soo much abuse (besides that you start it) ???

That is what we are all asking you... :-\\


one in front and one in back.

one in front and one in back.

That thing in front is not a rectum.

really....haven't noticed... why do you think you get soo much abuse (besides that you start it) ???


Naturally... I know not to what your refer!  ::)

one in front and one in back.


Again, sir, I would direct you to your local Freedom Fondler for an anatomy lesson.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/mluphoup/fisting.jpg

Then again, maybe not.

(Look, if you're talking about a fistula, maybe you'd be technically right, but if that's the case, she really oughta see a doctor.)


You do realize that I'm exactly the same in real life (as I am on these boards).  :-\\


So am I.  Somebody's gotta tap-dance on the land mine and keep the HR department on its toes.  (Human Resources: they're like moderators for real life :)

one in front and one in back.
:o You are sooooo misinformed... the "one in front" is anything but a rectum. :-\\

That thing in front is not a rectum.



;D

:o You are sooooo misinformed... the "one in front" is anything but a rectum. :-\\



I think I need a female anatomy lesson.

I think I need a female anatomy lesson.


good luck with that howard.  ::)

I think I need a female anatomy lesson.
Well I AIN'T teaching it !


















Ask Q... ;)

good luck with that howard.  ::)
:-X

Well I AIN'T teaching it !


















Ask Q... ;)


methinks that Prednesone has gone to sami's head  ::)

methinks that Prednesone has gone to sami's head   ::)
You know, I sure wish I had the good cough medicine ::)

Well I AIN'T teaching it !


















Ask Q... ;)



Can I ask a Playboy model?  ;D

Can I ask a Playboy model?  ;D


you can ask.....but you probably won't get.  ;D

you can ask.....but you probably won't get.  ;D



I would get charged 100 dollars a lesson. ::)

I would get charged 100 dollars a lesson. ::)


More like ten or twenty thousand.

More like ten or twenty thousand.


They could take my bank account if they wanted. ::)

They could take my bank account if they wanted. ::)


I'm thinking it's probably not big enough.  ;)

They could take my bank account if they wanted. ::)


http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx228/eas81/porn-posters.jpg

I'm thinking it's probably not big enough.  ;)


not as big as you think it is.

not as big as you think it is.


I'm pretty sure I just said it wasn't bog enough. You just made yourself worse off by claiming it's even smaller than I thought.

We're still talking about your bank account right.

I'm pretty sure I just said it wasn't bog enough. You just made yourself worse off by claiming it's even smaller than I thought.

We're still talking about your bank account right.


YES!  ::)

No.

This thread is not going to degenerate into something dominated by that guy who always has to see his name on every post on the "most recent posts", even if it means he just posts one or two words that could just as easily be generated by a small shell script, instead of something that might actually require paying attention to the thread's topic.  You with the drama and your other shell script that posts something based on a database query for "pop culture" and "calendar" have thousands of other threads to do that in.  

But not this one.  

http://i.imgur.com/DLoFn.jpg

Dude, stop tauntaun' us and bring the wrongness!

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/1161/1285536501516.jpg

"In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap."
   - Napoleon Bonaparte

cool

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/1161/1285536501516.jpg

"In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap."
   - Napoleon Bonaparte


"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich"
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich"
- Napoleon Bonaparte


That reminds me.  I know how we can solve the whole manufactured controversy about the "War on Christmas" once and for all!  Get rid of that Santa guy once and for all, and put the "X" back into "X"mas!

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/12/bremerton_santa_crucifix.jpg

And if Christmas shopping starts the day after Thanksgiving, surely we can start advertising Easter in December, right? 

That reminds me.  I know how we can solve the whole manufactured controversy about the "War on Christmas" once and for all!  Get rid of that Santa guy once and for all, and put the "X" back into "X"mas!

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/12/bremerton_santa_crucifix.jpg

And if Christmas shopping starts the day after Thanksgiving, surely we can start advertising Easter in December, right? 


Aw,poor santa. ;D

That reminds me.  I know how we can solve the whole manufactured controversy about the "War on Christmas" once and for all!  Get rid of that Santa guy once and for all, and put the "X" back into "X"mas!

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/12/bremerton_santa_crucifix.jpg

And if Christmas shopping starts the day after Thanksgiving, surely we can start advertising Easter in December, right? 


Or do you mean XXXmas?

That reminds me.  I know how we can solve the whole manufactured controversy about the "War on Christmas" once and for all!  Get rid of that Santa guy once and for all, and put the "X" back into "X"mas!

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/12/bremerton_santa_crucifix.jpg

And if Christmas shopping starts the day after Thanksgiving, surely we can start advertising Easter in December, right? 
All holidays rolled into one?

Or do you mean XXXmas?



It sounds like you have been hanging out with Howard too much, Honey.  :D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

It sounds like you have been hanging out with Howard too much, Honey.  :D ;D ;D ;D




Cat


;D

...

Even more innapropriate. Suggesting my wife is having an affair. Are you insane?
Makes me wonder why I stay on these boards anymore.  ::)


okay....now I'm worried... I noticed Frank hasn't been around in a while... now I see this is the last post he made.

He's usually really good natured so I hope other commitments kept him away and not well intentioned teasing. 


We love you frank sorry if we offended you...

okay....now I'm worried... I noticed Frank hasn't been around in a while... now I see this is the last post he made.

He's usually really good natured so I hope other commitments kept him away and not well intentioned teasing.   


We love you frank sorry if we offended you...



crap, that is my effing mistake! 

Sorry Frank, I don't even know what else I can say... 

crap, that is my effing mistake! 

Sorry Frank, I don't even know what else I can say... 


I started it.  :-\\

okay....now I'm worried... I noticed Frank hasn't been around in a while... now I see this is the last post he made.

He's usually really good natured so I hope other commitments kept him away and not well intentioned teasing.   


We love you frank sorry if we offended you...





What happened to Frank? ???

What happened to Frank? ???


I don't know hw hasn't been around for about two weeks.
I miss him.

okay....now I'm worried... I noticed Frank hasn't been around in a while... now I see this is the last post he made.

He's usually really good natured so I hope other commitments kept him away and not well intentioned teasing.   


We love you frank sorry if we offended you...






I noticed that, too.


Frank, please come back. We all miss you.




Cat

I don't know hw hasn't been around for about two weeks.
I miss him.


maybe his computer died?  ???

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7x81jtz761qzx111o1_500.jpg

Or he's just playing hide-and-seek.  They say it runs in the family!

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8304/1210442468137mx1.jpg

And over in New Zealand, life imitates lulz.

I noticed that, too.


Frank, please come back. We all miss you.




Cat


Oh wow... Frank would be  a huge loss to these boards!  :o  Sounds like he got his nose out of joint a little. It can happen here sometimes. I mean any person here could be having a bad  day and take some of our comedic (sometimes caustic) comments to heart. The good news is that he didn't delete his account...and we can have hope he will return soon.  :)

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8304/1210442468137mx1.jpg

And over in New Zealand, life imitates lulz.



That seal will never be broken. New Zealanders can't hit anything!!  ;)

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8304/1210442468137mx1.jpg

And over in New Zealand, life imitates lulz.



He's breaking the seal.  ;D

Oh wow... Frank would be  a huge loss to these boards!  :o  Sounds like he got his nose out of joint a little. It can happen here sometimes. I mean any person here could be having a bad  day and take some of our comedic (sometimes caustic) comments to heart. The good news is that he didn't delete his account...and we can have hope he will return soon.  :)


We certainly hope so.

Oh wow... Frank would be  a huge loss to these boards!  :o  Sounds like he got his nose out of joint a little. It can happen here sometimes. I mean any person here could be having a bad  day and take some of our comedic (sometimes caustic) comments to heart. The good news is that he didn't delete his account...and we can have hope he will return soon.  :)


We certainly hope so.

I hope so too.

Here's a vid showing proof that the Japanese pop group Perfume indeed lip-sync.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q21EKHA_ThY

She did recover quickly, but still, it's proof enough that they lip-sync.

Here's a vid showing proof that the Japanese pop group Perfume indeed lip-sync.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q21EKHA_ThY

She did recover quickly, but still, it's proof enough that they lip-sync.



;D

;D


Well hey, how would you react if you were singing onstage and a popped balloon fell on your head? I wouldn't recover as quickly as Kashiyuka did. BTW, Kashiyuka is so freakin' adorable.

Well hey, how would you react if you were singing onstage and a popped balloon fell on your head? I wouldn't recover as quickly as Kashiyuka did. BTW, Kashiyuka is so freakin' adorable.


I would go on with the act.

Oh wow... Frank would be  a huge loss to these boards!  :o  Sounds like he got his nose out of joint a little. It can happen here sometimes. I mean any person here could be having a bad  day and take some of our comedic (sometimes caustic) comments to heart. The good news is that he didn't delete his account...and we can have hope he will return soon.  :)


Tell me about it.  Re-reading the thread, I think he took an innocent comment completely out of context.  

Page 275-276, we were talking about ass.  There was an question that suggested that all women have two asses, which was disputed as an anatomical impossibility, until a proof by counterexample was offered:  all women do indeed indeed have two asses - one anatomical, and whatever man happens to be in her life.  Someone countered that the only thing that truly qualified a man as an ass was that he'd actually get married.  A woman's date could be cute, a woman's boyfriend might be amusing, but he only truly reverts to being an ass after the wedding ring goes on his finger.  

(Trust me, this is true.  We hide our assholishness until the ring goes on, and then we can finally be ourselves again.  This cuts both ways, of course.  Every man needs to know about the toxic food that cuts a woman's sex drive by 90%.  It's called "wedding cake".)

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0911/tastes-like-ass-dogs-and-donkeys-demotivational-poster-1259175109.jpg

The bit about people rounding second was directed to someone who hadn't been married - thus could never have implied that the wife of someone who was married was cheating.  

If an analogy is required, there are boob men, leg men, and there are ass men.  I must be an ass man, because every time I walk down the street, someone says "Hey!  That's Foo!  He's an ass, man!"

And now, ten words - including his favorite word of all time - from Bender...

http://images2.cpcache.com/product/yours-up-shiny/112458022v6_225x225_Front.jpg

and since only an incompetent jerkwad would post the single without the extended remix:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtEKVEiKms

ASS!  ASS ASS ASS!

I would go on with the act.


Me too. But not without thinking "What the heck was that all about?! Oh well, just keep lipsyncing and smiling."

Me too. But not without thinking "What the heck was that all about?! Oh well, just keep lipsyncing and smiling."


http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/0031b5c7-0632-42ea-955b-d23239abb65d.jpg

Just keep lip-syncing and smiling. 

after midnight
you're gonna see your coach go down

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-sex-ed-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-sex-ed-fail.jpg




:o Oh Crap!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-sex-ed-fail.jpg




Good to see you back Frank

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-sex-ed-fail.jpg


Is that the dog owner or the dog's age?

Is that the dog owner or the dog's age?

Who knows?

Justin Bieber.




That is truly wrong enough for this thread.

Is that the dog owner or the dog's age?


dog owner

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-sex-ed-fail.jpg


Yeah, wait'll he asks Yahoo how is babby formed :)

If he's preoccupied with trivialities like having a life or managing his family through a move, it falls on us: so let's kick it up a notch, huh?  It's either that or toss this thread to the dogs, and that just won't do.

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/589/typesoflabs.jpg

Then again, maybe it will!

Yeah, wait'll he asks Yahoo how is babby formed :)

If he's preoccupied with trivialities like having a life or managing his family through a move, it falls on us: so let's kick it up a notch, huh?  It's either that or toss this thread to the dogs, and that just won't do.

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/589/typesoflabs.jpg

Then again, maybe it will!


HA I like Meth Lab.  ;D

And now, back to Yahoo Answers:

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/28/yahoo%2013.jpg

And now, back away from Yahoo Answers, slowly, with our hands in the air, saying "we didn't type that"...

And now, back to Yahoo Answers:

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/28/yahoo%2013.jpg

And now, back away from Yahoo Answers, slowly, with our hands in the air, saying "we didn't type that"...


someone needs Spellcheck.

someone needs Spellcheck.


Someone needs brain check

Someone needs brain check

  ;D. Karma!

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5082/5267457187_8f446f4379.jpg

Merry Christmas!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/aaronsynn/20091225.jpg

(OMG, you killed the Grinch!  Merry Christmas, you bastards!)

http://pastormattsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/santa-gun-lead.jpg

Merry Christmas, m*bleeep*kers!

http://pastormattsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/santa-gun-lead.jpg

Merry Christmas, m*bleeep*kers!


Is that Black Santa?  ???

Is that Black Santa?  ???



It's Santa with a machine gun! Who cares about the color of his skin?



Cat

The night that Santa went crazy

dog owner


I knew this thread was going to the dogs, but...

http://reneau.smugmug.com/photos/1135977314_zFoC3-O.jpg

...well, I saw this last week.  If you get the joke, you owe me karma.  Or you're coming to hell with me.

I knew this thread was going to the dogs, but...

http://reneau.smugmug.com/photos/1135977314_zFoC3-O.jpg

...well, I saw this last week.  If you get the joke, you owe me karma.  Or you're coming to hell with me.


karma returned.  :)

http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp232/sherpa18/cupid2.jpg

Happy New Year's, I think.

this place needs some livening up...  Perhaps these may help!

http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/camel_toe.jpg

this place needs some livening up...  Perhaps these may help!

http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/camel_toe.jpg


Hum, ah, Howard?  Howard?

Wow...that sure fits the thread. ;D

I'm training to be a camel jockey as we speak!  ::)

this place needs some livening up...  Perhaps these may help!

http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/camel_toe.jpg


Why do women need a cup? They don't get low blowed like us men do?  ;D

Hum, ah, Howard?  Howard?
No worries 8)

Wow...that sure fits the thread. ;D
I thought it might "perk" this place up a bit!  I just stumbled on to it, and I decided I knew exactly where it should go 8)

I'm training to be a camel jockey as we speak!  ::)
AND you can type too :o 

WOW multi-tasking but I am sure the Mrs. isn't to thrilled with that  ::)

No worries 8)


I'm not worried.  ;D

Why do women need a cup? They don't get low blowed like us men do?  ;D
See I said, no worries 8)  And Howard, I beg to differ... if we get hit in the hu ha it hurts like hella, see star's and etc...  I believe every female will attest to this! 

AND you can type too :o 

WOW multi-tasking but I am sure the Mrs. isn't to thrilled with that  ::)


Maybe she would, I know mine dose  ;)

Maybe she would, I know mine dose  ;)
TMI :D

^-^

I'm not worried.  ;D
See Howard isn't worried O0

TMI :D

^-^


Well, you opened this can of cam worms, I'm just following your lead

Well, you opened this can of cam worms, I'm just following your lead


I see .... the cup also doubles in keeping out worms?

See I said, no worries 8)  And Howard, I beg to differ... if we get hit in the hu ha it hurts like hella, see star's and etc...  I believe every female will attest to this! 


;D HAHAHAHA! That was too funny Sami.

Well, you opened this can of cam worms, I'm just following your lead


http://www.moirablackburn.com/smallsamplers/3NLM/NOBODY-LOVES-ME-BIG.jpg


I see .... the cup also doubles in keeping out worms?


And on that note, maybe I'll pass.

http://oi51.tinypic.com/x0uqef.jpg

And now a word from Kermit the Frog, who is obviously doing it wrong.

I see .... the cup also doubles in keeping out worms?
Well with that cup, one can assure worm free! 

http://www.moirablackburn.com/smallsamplers/3NLM/NOBODY-LOVES-ME-BIG.jpg

And on that note, maybe I'll pass.

http://oi51.tinypic.com/x0uqef.jpg

And now a word from Kermit the Frog, who is obviously doing it wrong.


looks like a placemat.

I see .... the cup also doubles in keeping out worms?


I didn't see that they made that claim, but I guess it might depending on the origin of the worms

http://www.luvthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ooosik-funny-beer-ad-walrus-penis.jpg

I'll save this ad for women. ;D

I'll save this ad for women. ;D


I smite the man for customer service, but I gotta give credit where credit's due. 

http://i.imgur.com/6yJc3.jpg

Because walrsuses are scary enough when they're merely angry, let alone angry and horny.

I smite the man for customer service, but I gotta give credit where credit's due. 

http://i.imgur.com/6yJc3.jpg

Because walrsuses are scary enough when they're merely angry, let alone angry and horny.


I've never seen a horny walrus before.

I've never seen a horny walrus before.


JFGI.  Karma for all thea musing things I found when I did a google-image-search for "horny walrus".

Here's the safest-for-work one I could find:

http://www.boatinsurance.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wal.jpg

And yes, there really is a quiz.  The answer has something to do with boating insurance.  How awesomewrong is that?

JFGI.  Karma for all thea musing things I found when I did a google-image-search for "horny walrus".

Here's the safest-for-work one I could find:

http://www.boatinsurance.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wal.jpg

And yes, there really is a quiz.  The answer has something to do with boating insurance.  How awesomewrong is that?



Some people have WAY too much time on their hands to create a quiz like that.


Cat

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands to create a quiz like that.


Don't look at me.  It's not like I have enough time to make the stuff up.  I barely have enough time to find the internet's daily addition to the universe of suitably-inappropriate coincidences involving women, walruses...

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/149/teddyaquamancopyqz3.jpg

...and boating accidents.  

Don't look at me.  It's not like I have enough time to make the stuff up.  I barely have enough time to find the internet's daily addition to the universe of suitably-inappropriate coincidences involving women, walruses...

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/149/teddyaquamancopyqz3.jpg

...and boating accidents.  



That is SOOOO bad! It reminds me of this scene from the movie Repossessed (with Linda Blair & Neslie Neilson).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bawB6637LHg


Cat

I've never seen a horny walrus before.


look in the mirror....koo koo ka chu!  :D

look in the mirror....koo koo ka chu!   :D


;D

That is SOOOO bad!


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VlmHNP9So5Y/S86arf3VhTI/AAAAAAAAFcI/yZ-JaIaYn2o/s1600/mcconnell.jpg

In the interests of bipartisanship, the late Sen. Kennedy may have spent a lot of time hanging around with walruses, but Mitch McConnell is clearly a human-turtle hybrid.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VlmHNP9So5Y/S86arf3VhTI/AAAAAAAAFcI/yZ-JaIaYn2o/s1600/mcconnell.jpg

In the interests of bipartisanship, the late Sen. Kennedy may have spent a lot of time hanging around with walruses, but Mitch McConnell is clearly a human-turtle hybrid.


Siblings?  Father/mother and son? Cousins?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VlmHNP9So5Y/S86arf3VhTI/AAAAAAAAFcI/yZ-JaIaYn2o/s1600/mcconnell.jpg

In the interests of bipartisanship, the late Sen. Kennedy may have spent a lot of time hanging around with walruses, but Mitch McConnell is clearly a human-turtle hybrid.



;D That turtle looks just like him.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VlmHNP9So5Y/S86arf3VhTI/AAAAAAAAFcI/yZ-JaIaYn2o/s1600/mcconnell.jpg

In the interests of bipartisanship, the late Sen. Kennedy may have spent a lot of time hanging around with walruses, but Mitch McConnell is clearly a human-turtle hybrid.



That belongs in THIS thread. http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=2677.0


Cat

That belongs in THIS thread. http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=2677.0


Done.

http://craphound.com/images/boxturtlemarriage.jpg

But I'll just leave this here.

http://joshwhitford.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/neon-sign.jpg

Done.




And karma for bumping up one of my favorite threads.


Cat

http://joshwhitford.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/neon-sign.jpg


um......  :-\\ 


what am I missing?