Of course it does! So if it's not included, then you probably get nothing...which is a raw deal.


that's the price for the fancy icing and flowers - cake extra!

that's the price for the fancy icing and flowers - cake extra!

Aha!

can I just get the cake without the icing? 

You can have you cake and eat it too

http://www.failfunnies.com/28/images/your-bum-is-out-the-window-fail.jpg

http://www.failfunnies.com/28/images/your-bum-is-out-the-window-fail.jpg



that doesn't look too exciting.

http://failfun.com/wp-content/uploads/fail-owned-faucet-fail.jpg

Major faucet farrah fail

^Wrong size for that sink!

^Wrong size for that sink!

But it will be nice and wet everywhere. :)

http://www.failfunnies.com/28/images/your-bum-is-out-the-window-fail.jpg


Yeah...you shouldn't ride a bike with the door open!  ;)

http://failfun.com/wp-content/uploads/fail-owned-faucet-fail.jpg

Major faucet farrah fail


It's taking a long time to load.

But it will be nice and wet everywhere. :)


I know I'll be nice and wet. ;)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-internet-cake-pricing-fail.jpg


http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/09/500x_atomic_cake.jpg

CAKE WIN.

Ewww...mushroom cake!  8-P

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/09/500x_atomic_cake.jpg

CAKE WIN.


looks like a delicious cake.

looks like a delicious cake.

An H Bomb cake

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/09/500x_atomic_cake.jpg

CAKE WIN.




Certainly a reason to celebrate: We just dropped a nuke.



Cat

Certainly a reason to celebrate: We just dropped a nuke.



Cat

Good one. Karma.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-viewing-areas.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-viewing-areas.jpg


I know Howard won't see anything wrong with that sign.



Cat

I know Howard won't see anything wrong with that sign.



Cat


I think you are right!  ;D

I know Howard won't see anything wrong with that sign.



Cat


of course I won't.  ;D

of course I won't.  ;D

Howard put the sign there. And he's selling tickets.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-viewing-areas.jpg


But it isn't it a compliment to the ladies...to have a crowded viewing platform?  ;)

Howard put the sign there. And he's selling tickets.


front row.

front row.

But blindfolded.

But blindfolded.


http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cheerleaders01.jpg

Nah,free access.  ;)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-sticker-fail.jpg

Certainly a reason to celebrate: We just dropped a nuke.


You'd prefer I'd have gone with a more timely cake?  On this, the Wrongest Thread Ever?

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/13/17/911-cake-7726-1231886474-4.jpg

/picks up a pogostick and starts hopping up and down on the land mine
//all the while, screaming "Let 'em eat caek!" in the general direction of Florida


An H Bomb cake


Fine, the cake is a lie.  How about a pizza party instead?

http://i53.tinypic.com/ejyaog.jpg

(You guys have no idea how tempted I am to try that.  The photo was from someone dumb enough to try cooking a frozen pizza without the magical fireproof cardboard tray.  But with a suitably-flameproof dish on the bottom rack, a strategically-positioned hole cut in the cardboard, a food-safe dowel for support, and a few strategically-chosen cuts to an oven rack purchased at a garage sale, it just might hold together long enough to make it to the serving table!)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-sticker-fail.jpg



in a toilet?  :P

You'd prefer I'd have gone with a more timely cake?  On this, the Wrongest Thread Ever?

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/13/17/911-cake-7726-1231886474-4.jpg

/picks up a pogostick and starts hopping up and down on the land mine
//all the while, screaming "Let 'em eat caek!" in the general direction of Florida

Fine, the cake is a lie.  How about a pizza party instead?

http://i53.tinypic.com/ejyaog.jpg

(You guys have no idea how tempted I am to try that.  The photo was from someone dumb enough to try cooking a frozen pizza without the magical fireproof cardboard tray.  But with a suitably-flameproof dish on the bottom rack, a strategically-positioned hole cut in the cardboard, a food-safe dowel for support, and a few strategically-chosen cuts to an oven rack purchased at a garage sale, it just might hold together long enough to make it to the serving table!)


that 9 11 cake seems just wrong.

that 9 11 cake seems just wrong.
It is just not right!

It is just not right!



little disrespectful.

http://www.eatmyshorts.net/files/epic.parent.fail-1257989156.jpg

http://www.eatmyshorts.net/files/epic.parent.fail-1257989156.jpg


well how else are ya gonna preserve your kid???  ;D

http://www.eatmyshorts.net/files/epic.parent.fail-1257989156.jpg


it must've been raining that day.

well how else are ya gonna preserve your kid???  ;D

Search me...

http://www.eatmyshorts.net/files/epic.parent.fail-1257989156.jpg


I hate it when the bags they provide just aren't big enough!  >:(

well how else are ya gonna preserve your kid???  ;D


Silly...that's what embalming fluid is for!  ;)

Silly...that's what embalming fluid is for!   ;)


good point!

I hate it when the bags they provide just aren't big enough!  >:(


I hate supermarkets like that.

I hate it when the bags they provide just aren't big enough!  >:(

;D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/9de1cf19-06f5-4fb7-8f80-b98d2a490b80.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/9de1cf19-06f5-4fb7-8f80-b98d2a490b80.jpg



were there any brown spots?  ;D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-wording-fail1.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-wording-fail1.jpg


uh..no thank you! ::)

that 9 11 cake seems just wrong.


OK.  I mean, in the spirit of, well, bipartisanship isn't quite the word, but...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1d2ef4fc-ac88-4b0c-aa45-27dfec4baf75.jpg

Turnabout is fair play!

OK.  I mean, in the spirit of, well, bipartisanship isn't quite the word, but...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1d2ef4fc-ac88-4b0c-aa45-27dfec4baf75.jpg

Turnabout is fair play!


When you turn it sideways,it looks like...  OMG!!!  :o

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-parenting-fail.jpg

Well why else did they put wheels on that thing???  ;)

Well why else did they put wheels on that thing???  ;)

The fail might be coz the motorcycle isn't on the highway...at night. :D

Yeah frank- that must be it.  ;D

I thought it might be because they're trying to go opposite directions at once?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-parenting-fail.jpg


which person is going forward or backwards or whatever? ???

Jeff & Howard

The motorcycle is going forward. The passenger is pulling the stroller behind it.

The are pulling it like a trailer.

Jeff & Howard

The motorcycle is going forward. The passenger is pulling the stroller behind it.

The are pulling it like a trailer.
...and it looks too much on the dangerous side!

but it's fun

Jeff & Howard

The motorcycle is going forward. The passenger is pulling the stroller behind it.

The are pulling it like a trailer.


looks fun.

OK.  I mean, in the spirit of, well, bipartisanship isn't quite the word, but...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1d2ef4fc-ac88-4b0c-aa45-27dfec4baf75.jpg

Turnabout is fair play!


To introduce a serious note (sorry) understanding might be a good idea = on both sides

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-parenting-fail.jpg


Being a loving parent and grandparent, I hope those are groceries in that pram

This thread needs more philosophy.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4130/4975653148_1b0ffaa0a4.jpg

We'll start with existentialism.

Jeff & Howard

The motorcycle is going forward. The passenger is pulling the stroller behind it.

The are pulling it like a trailer.

Thanks for clarifying!




...and it looks too much on the dangerous side!

I still think so too.

Thanks for clarifying!


I still think so too.

It's dangerous, quite. That's why it's in the 'Wrongest thread ever" thread.

http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/4144b_epic-fail-shopping-cart-return-fail.jpg

The fail is: Not enough snow.

^ that looks like a job for Howard the Cartman!  ;D

^ that looks like a job for Howard the Cartman!  ;D



I was thinking the same thing. lol



Cat

http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/4144b_epic-fail-shopping-cart-return-fail.jpg

The fail is: Not enough snow.


I remember back this past winter,one or 2 wagons were stuck in snow banks,didn't feel like getting them but I said eff it,I'll do it myself.

^ that looks like a job for Howard the Cartman!  ;D



No It isn't.  :P

^ that looks like a job for Howard the Cartman!  ;D



I was thinking the same thing. lol



Cat

That's why I posted it.

http://brandsunderconstruction.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/advertising-fail.jpg

http://brandsunderconstruction.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/advertising-fail.jpg



yesterday? I'm not eating there.  :P

yesterday? I'm not eating there.  :P


But ...if it's yesterday's tacos..they should be even cheaper than free!

But ...if it's yesterday's tacos..they should be even cheaper than free!


but they'll taste bad.

but they'll taste bad.


Doesn't matter. Only the price matters!  :D

yesterday? I'm not eating there.  :P

Yeah, that's in the past! Promos for free stuff should not pertain to the past; then they're no good anymore. ::)




But ...if it's yesterday's tacos..they should be even cheaper than free!

If that's the case, then they'd prob'ly be worth negative money...which implies they pay you for 'em.

http://www.failfunnies.com/32/images/chalk-drawing-fail.jpg

^ you brays  gave it to her :P

^ you brays  gave it to her :P


I wouldn't sat fat....maybe two dumb asses!!!

http://www.failfunnies.com/32/images/chalk-drawing-fail.jpg



This just seems like a Foo Bar pic.  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

http://www.failfunnies.com/32/images/chalk-drawing-fail.jpg


best fail!  ;D

best fail!  ;D

Kids should be punished for that, big time.

Kids should be punished for that, big time.

oh yes. They should be
http://s3.vpimg.net/vodpod.com.videos.thumbnail/930091.medium160.jpg
BUSTED!

Kids should be punished for that, big time.


Who knows, maybe they are pimp advertising for her

Who knows, maybe they are pimp advertising for her


;D  Of course...that pic was found on a fetish site!

http://www.failfunnies.com/32/images/chalk-drawing-fail.jpg
This just seems like a Foo Bar pic.  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Yeah, that's not fail, that's WIN! 

But in the spirit of fair play:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/PicsOfMax/fu.jpg

(Heh.  Finally found it!)

Yeah, that's not fail, that's WIN! 

But in the spirit of fair play:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v16/PicsOfMax/fu.jpg

(Heh.  Finally found it!)



;D liking it a lot Foo.

http://icanhasinternets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/middle1.jpg

;D

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/funny-picture-photo-sign-paris-mainblanche-pic.jpg

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/funny-picture-photo-sign-paris-mainblanche-pic.jpg


I'd rather go up.

I'd rather go up.


hmmm I thought you'd prefer it the other way...

hmmm I thought you'd prefer it the other way...



Boda bing!  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Boda bing!  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat



well you can't be the only one bringing the funny to the boards!  ;)

well you can't be the only one bringing the funny to the boards!  ;)


Badda Boom

Badda Boom


hate to correct you but as you're lovely wife will tell ya... it's

Badda Boom



  :D

Bada-WTF?

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/198/3/5/Darth_Vader__s_Tea_Party_by_nonsense_dreamer.jpg

Darth Vader: Does this dress make me look skinny, Luke?
Luke Skywalker: No, Dad, your skinny ass makes you look skinny!

Bada-WTF?

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/198/3/5/Darth_Vader__s_Tea_Party_by_nonsense_dreamer.jpg

Darth Vader: Does this dress make me look skinny, Luke?
Luke Skywalker: No, Dad, your skinny ass makes you look skinny!


Luke, I am your father...but...erm..there are certain things about me I don't want your mom to know about. We both have a crush on James T Kirk.

Bada-WTF?

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/198/3/5/Darth_Vader__s_Tea_Party_by_nonsense_dreamer.jpg

Darth Vader: Does this dress make me look skinny, Luke?
Luke Skywalker: No, Dad, your skinny ass makes you look skinny!



Luke,I am your Mother. ;D

Luke,I am your Mother. ;D

;D karma!!!

Bada-WTF?

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/198/3/5/Darth_Vader__s_Tea_Party_by_nonsense_dreamer.jpg

Darth Vader: Does this dress make me look skinny, Luke?
Luke Skywalker: No, Dad, your skinny ass makes you look skinny!




So, what is wrong with this picture? Oh, I think I know. They have that stuffed cat hanging by the neck. Ok, that is just soooo wrong. Not to mention that his pinky is not up. Just soooo wrong.



Cat

^ well the lack of the pinky raise is wrong.  ;D

http://patrickcox.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/pic-fix.jpg

http://patrickcox.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/pic-fix.jpg




Umm I think I know which one is the women's restroom!  ;D

Umm I think I know which one is the women's restroom!  ;D


and I think the men's room is the one with the yellow rag? ;D

hate to correct you but as you're lovely wife will tell ya... it's

Badda Boom



  :D


Well Q, I guess your BOOM is bigger than my BOOM. whatever that means

Well Q, I guess your BOOM is bigger than my BOOM. whatever that means


fixt


You'll have to get cat to explain it to you.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-music-store-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-music-store-fail.jpg


Look...at least it's neat and well labelled!  :)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-music-store-fail.jpg


Could be the name of an album.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SoLI6Zb-gXI/AAAAAAAAGF8/v2lu69Aj_a8/s400/engrish-funny-toilet-paper.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SoLI6Zb-gXI/AAAAAAAAGF8/v2lu69Aj_a8/s400/engrish-funny-toilet-paper.jpg


Where else can you throw a toilet?  ???

Where else can you throw a toilet?  ???

Into the dumpster if it's completely kaput?

The sign seems to be implying not to throw a toilet into itself...which ya can't do anyways. ::) But...any kind of paper? There's only one kind of paper that's acceptable to throw into it..

Actually, the sign seems to imply that it doesn't want any kind of paper- including toilet paper- into the toilet.

Actually, the sign seems to imply that it doesn't want any kind of paper- including toilet paper- into the toilet.

Yeah.

But it could still be interpreted in another way...

But it could still be interpreted in another way...


Are you suggesting that...

http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0410_wtf/Admiral_Ackbar_toilet_by_bmansnuggles.jpg

It's a CRAP!

Actually, the sign seems to imply that it doesn't want any kind of paper- including toilet paper- into the toilet.

Thanks for translating  ;)

Are you suggesting that...

http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0410_wtf/Admiral_Ackbar_toilet_by_bmansnuggles.jpg

It's a CRAP!


A toilet with eyes?  ;D

http://epicfailwin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/balcony-fail.jpg

http://epicfailwin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/balcony-fail.jpg


more like a dangerous fail.

more like a dangerous fail.



Not dangerous at all because you can't get to it-unless you use a ladder or a cherry-picker.


Cat

Not dangerous at all because you can't get to it-unless you use a ladder or a cherry-picker.


Cat


That's what I was thinking.

I don't see it as a balcony fail ....more of a door fail... :-\\  It's a perfectly fine looking balcony!

Not dangerous at all because you can't get to it-unless you use a ladder or a cherry-picker.


Cat


or else you might fall.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-go-fight-fail.jpg

or else you might fall.


how can you fall from something you can't get onto in the first place?  ???

how can you fall from something you can't get onto in the first place?   ???

Howard has become an existentialist philosopher.

Howard has become an existentialist philosopher.




oh my....

how can you fall from something you can't get onto in the first place?   ???


true dat.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-go-fight-fail.jpg




someone tell them to turn the sign right side up.

someone tell them to turn the sign right side up.


they're cheerleaders....they probably don't know how!!!

they're cheerleaders....they probably don't know how!!!


I don't want to have to go out there and teach them. :D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-go-fight-fail.jpg


Rocky Mountain Grumble?

I don't see it as a balcony fail ....more of a door fail... :-\\  It's a perfectly fine looking balcony!

Good point!

Howard has become an existentialist philosopher.




"I think I'm on the balcony, and I think I'm hanging off the edge (a jealous husband?), and I think I'm going to fall....

I don't want to have to go out there and teach them. :D


With all those nubile cuties?  I would have thought you would be first on the field

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/the-shoe-dept-sign-fail.jpg

With all those nubile cuties?  I would have thought you would be first on the field


;D

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/the-shoe-dept-sign-fail.jpg



http://playstationeu.i.lithium.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/12031i11DF254DB278601F/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1


Cat

http://playstationeu.i.lithium.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/12031i11DF254DB278601F/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1


Cat



who you callin' a hoe?   :D

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/parenting-fail-crocodile-baby.jpg

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/parenting-fail-crocodile-baby.jpg



can't see it but the description of croc. and baby have me intrigued!!!

can't see it but the description of croc. and baby have me intrigued!!!
Let me try...

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/Phil_O-Sopher/parenting-fail-crocodile-baby.jpg

thanks.... oddly enough.. I feel bad for the croc!  ;D

They ( crocs/ aligators) feel just like rocks. 

Let me try...

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/Phil_O-Sopher/parenting-fail-crocodile-baby.jpg


What happened to the baby's face? ???

What happened to the baby's face? ???

Eaten by the crocodile..
Seriously: Blocked for protection.

Eaten by the crocodile..
Seriously: Blocked for protection.


Ok,I thought the croc had something to do with it.

Ok,I thought the croc had something to do with it.

No, it's the parent who might get in trouble for letting their child doing something idiotic.

Major Spelling Fail!
http://adweek.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c51c053ef0134878dc57b970c-450wi


This is actually a Christmas billboard because there is...

































(are you ready?)...











































no "L".  



*runs before anyone can throw a rotten tomato.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Cat

No, it's the parent who might get in trouble for letting their child doing something idiotic.


It's the parent's fault.

Major Spelling Fail!
http://adweek.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c51c053ef0134878dc57b970c-450wi


This is actually a Christmas billboard because there is...

































(are you ready?)...











































no "L".  



*runs before anyone can throw a rotten tomato.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Cat


Wow,I've never heard of a pubic school,seems kinda hairy?  ;D

I saw the add for the "school" on TV last weekend. It's in Southbend Indiana.

Major Spelling Fail!


no "L".  



*runs before anyone can throw a rotten tomato.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Cat


In case of bad joke break vine                                        I knew I should have made a picture for that

Too bad I only see cat's 1st picture

Wow,I've never heard of a pubic school,seems kinda hairy?  ;D


Depends on the age of the student body and the availability of razors

Wow,I've never heard of a pubic school,seems kinda hairy?  ;D

good one ;)



Too bad I only see cat's 1st picture

I think there might only be one. She just put lots of space between the remaining lines for dramatic effect.

I forget whether I've played this one or not.  If so, smite.  If not, well, here's your daily dose of WTF.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/cameraflage/Internet%20use/fork_fifi1.jpg

I forget whether I've played this one or not.  If so, smite.  If not, well, here's your daily dose of WTF.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/cameraflage/Internet%20use/fork_fifi1.jpg


So King Kong had come to the plastic fork in his road.... :-\\

Depends on the age of the student body and the availability of razors


and shaving cream. ;)

I forget whether I've played this one or not.  If so, smite.  If not, well, here's your daily dose of WTF.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/cameraflage/Internet%20use/fork_fifi1.jpg


King Kong wins.

and shaving cream. ;)


Good point

and shaving cream. ;)


Make it whipped cream ... and I'm there!  ;)

http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/carpooling1.jpg

http://www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/carpooling1.jpg


Gee...I hope it had the top up!

Gee...I hope it had the top up!

That's what I first thought of when I first heard the term (when I was little)! :D

http://www.golakechelan.net/images/site_graphics/CarPool.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-urinal-fail.jpg


Another washroom fail. It's too clean.  ;)

Make it whipped cream ... and I'm there!  ;)


ok,Whipped Cream.  ;)

Gee...I hope it had the top up!


I think that person drowned.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-urinal-fail.jpg


Another washroom fail. It's too clean.  ;)


Now how is my thing supposed to reach that?  ::)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-urinal-fail.jpg


Another washroom fail. It's too clean.  ;)



It's for a handicapped person. See the handles? Or maybe it is for drunks who need to pray to the Porcelain God so they don't have to kneel.


Cat

See the handles? Or maybe it is for drunks who need to pray to the Porcelain God so they don't have to kneel.


Cat


Ooh. Good one!!!

Didn't they have vomitoriums in Rome or Greece?

Talk about bringing sexy back  ;D

It's for a handicapped person. See the handles? Or maybe it is for drunks who need to pray to the Porcelain God so they don't have to kneel.


Cat


or people who need to pick themselves up to reach the handlebars.

or people who need to pick themselves up to reach the handlebars.

Like that happens often.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-product-picture-fail.jpg

Didn't we see that one before? It looks strikingly familiar.

Didn't we see that one before? It looks strikingly familiar.


Yes..the toilet seat pillow. For when you are all flushed with fever!!!

Yes..the toilet seat pillow. For when you are all flushed with fever!!!

Thought so!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-product-picture-fail.jpg


great for the bedroom. ;D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-water-fountain-f.jpg

oh brother    :-\\

^start em early!  ;D

^start em early!  ;D
...is that picture of a Donald Duck child riding machine featured in this thread?

...is that picture of a Donald Duck child riding machine featured in this thread?


Yeah.  But I'm damned if I know where, and I'm double-damned if I'm gonna google it :)

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5555/screenhunter18nov152208.gif

Here.  Have a hot dog instead.

Yeah.  But I'm damned if I know where, and I'm double-damned if I'm gonna google it :)

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5555/screenhunter18nov152208.gif

Here.  Have a hot dog instead.
Oh dear!

Yeah.  But I'm damned if I know where, and I'm double-damned if I'm gonna google it :)
http://nowscape.com/images/Donald_Duck_Ride.jpg

This one.

Yeah.  But I'm damned if I know where, and I'm double-damned if I'm gonna google it :)

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5555/screenhunter18nov152208.gif

Here.  Have a hot dog instead.


I always break off the head first though... ;)

http://nowscape.com/images/Donald_Duck_Ride.jpg

This one.


It's okay...it's feather soft!!

I always break off the head first though... ;)


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-angry-cat-knows-where-you-sleep.jpg

Fine by this cat as long as you keep it between you and the dog, but don't push your luck.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-water-fountain-f.jpg

oh brother    :-\\



This doesn't look like a fail,they're just drinking water from a fountain.  ???

It's okay...it's feather soft!!



Yes,she's feather soft. ;D

Yeah.  But I'm damned if I know where, and I'm double-damned if I'm gonna google it :)

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5555/screenhunter18nov152208.gif

Here.  Have a hot dog instead.


Isn't that Jessica's dog?



Cat

This doesn't look like a fail,they're just drinking water from a fountain.  ???

What does the fiountain look like to you? (And when you figure it out, don't answer)  ;D

What does the fiountain look like to you? (And when you figure it out, don't answer)  ;D



;D

;D

Glad it made someone laugh!

Glad it made someone laugh!


I was trying to find a way of saying something similar but feared the ensuing response... you managed to cover both issues!  ;D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129030548023936979.jpg


Cat

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129030548023936979.jpg


Cat


Yeah...that kid should be given a beer too.... >:(

What does the fiountain look like to you? (And when you figure it out, don't answer)  ;D


Ok I won't answer.  :-X

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/129030548023936979.jpg


Cat


Hey let her in. >:(

Yeah...that kid should be given a beer too.... >:(

Maybe the kid just said

"Mommy, daddy. I..em...make pee in that pool before you sat it in. Charlie the dog did as well. "  ;D

What does the fiountain look like to you? (And when you figure it out, don't answer)  ;D


I know!  I know!  Obama's signature, rotated by 90 degrees!

http://www.tifr.us/storage/post-images/President-Obama-Signature.jpg

That one had me stumped for a while.  Thanks for helping me solve it!  "Something else" is a water fountain!

Maybe the kid just said

"Mommy, daddy. I..em...make pee in that pool before you sat it in. Charlie the dog did as well. "  ;D

LOL :D

And where is Charlie the dog now?

I know!  I know!  Obama's signature, rotated by 90 degrees!

http://www.tifr.us/storage/post-images/President-Obama-Signature.jpg

That one had me stumped for a while.  Thanks for helping me solve it!  "Something else" is a water fountain!


Then we should be sure the subject of his signature doesn't ....ummm.....arise.  :-\\

I notice that the "something else" is not only the original turned sideways, but a straight line is added.

Then we should be sure the subject of his signature doesn't ....ummm.....arise.  :-\\

but everytime we look at his signature, it does grow on you  ;)

but everytime we look at his signature, it does grow on you  ;)


Not on me..it doesn't!!  ;D

Not on me..it doesn't!!  ;D

Good point

I know!  I know!  Obama's signature, rotated by 90 degrees!

http://www.tifr.us/storage/post-images/President-Obama-Signature.jpg

That one had me stumped for a while.  Thanks for helping me solve it!  "Something else" is a water fountain!


That is not a water fountain. ::)

That is not a water fountain. ::)

Well what do you call it?

That is not a water fountain. ::)


he called it a water fountain because it bears a resemblance to the water fountain in another pic recently posted  ::)

Maybe the kid just said

"Mommy, daddy. I..em...make pee in that pool before you sat it in. Charlie the dog did as well. "  ;D



;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Well what do you call it?


a weiner! There I said it! :P

You guys all have dirty minds.



Cat

You guys all have dirty minds.



Cat


:D Don't We All.

You guys all have dirty minds.



Cat
It helps to pass the day.

You guys all have dirty minds.



Cat

We are all sorry to have corrupted you, sweet innocent young child. ;)

We are all sorry to have corrupted you, sweet innocent young child. ;)



;D ;D ;D I'm as pure as the driven snow.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Can you say, "WEDGIE"?

http://www.yellow-llama.com/wp-content/uploads/fail4.jpg


Don't you hate when that happens.



Cat

:D Don't We All.

I can certainly see that. ::)

We are all sorry to have corrupted you, sweet innocent young child. ;)


;D ;D ;D I'm as pure as the driven snow.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


Sorry...just choked on my coffee!!  :o  ;)  ;D

Can you say, "WEDGIE"?

http://www.yellow-llama.com/wp-content/uploads/fail4.jpg


Don't you hate when that happens.



Cat

This kind of bungee jumping hurts when it snaps back.

This kind of bungee jumping hurts when it snaps back.


and it hits you in the crotch!  :o

;D

Sorry...just choked on my coffee!!  :o  ;)  ;D


I'm not saying a word

I'm not saying a word

Good use of the fifth amendment (Hey ,I least I know something about US law)

http://www.skepticfriends.org/forum/uploaded/1897/do-bird.jpg

Good use of the fifth amendment (Hey ,I least I know something about US law)


You probably know more than many people who actually LIVE in this country.




http://www.skepticfriends.org/forum/uploaded/1897/do-bird.jpg



Um...Howard might take that to mean... :-X



Cat

You probably know more than many people who actually LIVE in this country.




Um...Howard might take that to mean... :-X



Cat



now who's got the dirty mind?

You probably know more than many people who actually LIVE in this country.




Um...Howard might take that to mean... :-X



Cat


What are the birds friend? ???

now who's got the dirty mind?



Not me.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat

now who's got the dirty mind?

Oh, we're all sure it's probably Carlos who explained it to her and had her post it.  In fact, Cat still doesn't understand the double meaning. That's how "white as the driven snow" people are. :D

Oh, we're all sure it's probably Carlos who explained it to her and had her post it.  In fact, Cat still doesn't understand the double meaning. That's how "white as the driven snow" people are. :D



Yeah, yeah, that's it.



Cat

Yeah, yeah, that's it.



Cat

What else could it be? (Note to Cat  ---> must change avatar from Cat Woman to Florence Nightingale for story to be more believable)

What else could it be? (Note to Cat  ---> must change avatar from Cat Woman to Florence Nightingale for story to be more believable)



;D ;D ;D


You do know that my horns are the only thing that is holding my halo up.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

;D ;D ;D


You do know that my horns are the only thing that is holding my halo up.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

The only horny halo I know of... :D

I'm not saying a word


That's because you're not allowed to sat a word!!  ;D

Sorry...just choked on my coffee!!  :o  ;)  ;D


That's what she saiid!


You guys all have dirty minds.


Enough of this horseplay.  

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6730/vict6.jpg

Then again, maybe that's also something she said.  Except that the Princess of Wales (or is that Christine O'Donnell's great-grandmother?) wasn't riding side-saddle, and by "enough", she meant "more", but nobody paid any attention because she was hysterical.  It sure cured what ailed her, though.  (And again, that's what she said.)

That's what she saiid!

Enough of this horseplay.  

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6730/vict6.jpg

Then again, maybe that's also something she said.  Except that the Princess of Wales (or is that Christine O'Donnell's great-grandmother?) wasn't riding side-saddle, and by "enough", she meant "more", but nobody paid any attention because she was hysterical.  It sure cured what ailed her, though.  (And again, that's what she said.)
OMG - thank you for the laugh..... 

HILARIOUS ;D

That's what she saiid!

Enough of this horseplay.  

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6730/vict6.jpg

Then again, maybe that's also something she said.  Except that the Princess of Wales (or is that Christine O'Donnell's great-grandmother?) wasn't riding side-saddle, and by "enough", she meant "more", but nobody paid any attention because she was hysterical.  It sure cured what ailed her, though.  (And again, that's what she said.)


excersize of the 1800's.

That's what she saiid!

Enough of this horseplay.  

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6730/vict6.jpg

Then again, maybe that's also something she said.  Except that the Princess of Wales (or is that Christine O'Donnell's great-grandmother?) wasn't riding side-saddle, and by "enough", she meant "more", but nobody paid any attention because she was hysterical.  It sure cured what ailed her, though.  (And again, that's what she said.)



It really is a good thing that vibrators got a bit more portable in the 20th century. It does remind me of the Nimbus 2000:


http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/efaisalz/syokkahwin/harry-potter-nimbus2000-vibrating-b.jpg

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/efaisalz/syokkahwin/vibrating-harry-potter-broomstick-m.jpg



Cat

;D ;D ;D


You do know that my horns are the only thing that is holding my halo up.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


Ummm...well....ummm  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ummm...well....ummm  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat got your tongue  ;)

Cat got your tongue  ;)



Wouldn't you like to know.  ;)



Cat

thread title fixt  ;D

thread title fixt  ;D



Here's a dirty picture.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45981000/jpg/_45981129_mud_pa.jpg


Is that dirty enough for you?




Cat

Here's a dirty picture.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45981000/jpg/_45981129_mud_pa.jpg


Is that dirty enough for you?




Cat



yeah I think that works  ;D

It really is a good thing that vibrators got a bit more portable in the 20th century. It does remind me of the Nimbus 2000:


http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/efaisalz/syokkahwin/harry-potter-nimbus2000-vibrating-b.jpg

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/efaisalz/syokkahwin/vibrating-harry-potter-broomstick-m.jpg



Cat


Now girls are playing with it,What will they think of next?  ::)

Now girls are playing with it,What will they think of next?  ::)


oh howard...you innocence occasionally amuses me  ;D

oh howard...you innocence occasionally amuses me   ;D


Yeah I know that. ;D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/Sog4mkcHi-I/AAAAAAAAIoo/e1YSSdg5pjQ/s400/Chinglish+light+switch.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/Sog4mkcHi-I/AAAAAAAAIoo/e1YSSdg5pjQ/s400/Chinglish+light+switch.jpg


is there one for measles? ;D

is there one for measles? ;D

Or any of those other nasty things you get vaccinated for?

Or any of those other nasty things you get vaccinated for?


like a ghonnorea switch.

http://www.solemotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fail-boat.jpg


Don't you hate when that happens?



Cat