can't be more then 114

http://totallyfail.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bike-road-fail.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/11/128918247232415416.jpg

It's hot in Blanding.


Whoa 344 degrees? They'd burn to a crisp. :o

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__CeZq-IjcLM/S22YrA5jDWI/AAAAAAAAAPA/HkrY3il4l7w/s400/epic-fail-water-slide-fail.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__CeZq-IjcLM/S22YrA5jDWI/AAAAAAAAAPA/HkrY3il4l7w/s400/epic-fail-water-slide-fail.jpg


D'OH!!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__CeZq-IjcLM/S22YrA5jDWI/AAAAAAAAAPA/HkrY3il4l7w/s400/epic-fail-water-slide-fail.jpg


looks like fun.

looks like fun.

Sure, you try it, land on the pavement at the side of the pool and you bounce in the water, with a hurt leg, back... (note the slide doesn't go all the way to the pool)

I'm going down head first

changed my mind, I've always wanted to go down a slide with my roller skates

Sure, you try it, land on the pavement at the side of the pool and you bounce in the water, with a hurt leg, back... (note the slide doesn't go all the way to the pool)

Yep, there was a flaw in the design. The people who built it must not have noticed. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nono.gif

Yep, there was a flaw in the design. The people who built it must not have noticed. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nono.gif

or, they hate kids  ;D

the final into the water part of the slide must have broken so they removed it and are waiting for a replacement.  If you look carefully you can see a barrier on the other side of the slide

Yes, now I can see where the last segment of it should have been. There's a separator where said part should've been attached; maybe it broke off and needed replacement...

the final into the water part of the slide must have broken so they removed it and are waiting for a replacement.  If you look carefully you can see a barrier on the other side of the slide

I like my idea better, of Q desiging it on purpose so that kids would hurt themselves  :D

or, they hate kids  ;D


well duh.... who doesn't!  :P :D

the final into the water part of the slide must have broken so they removed it and are waiting for a replacement.  If you look carefully you can see a barrier on the other side of the slide


there's that voice of reason I know and love...  ;D

the final into the water part of the slide must have broken so they removed it and are waiting for a replacement.  I



maybe it broke off and needed replacement...


man this thread should be smaller... I'm starting to see an echo  ;D

I like my idea better, of Q desiging it on purpose so that kids would hurt themselves  :D


me too!  8)

http://www.boylanfamily.com/pathmark/pathmark-receipt-extract.jpg

^ I don't get it...

^ I don't get it...

me neither..maybe Howard fouund out he was overcharged...3 years later.

me neither..maybe Howard fouund out he was overcharged...3 years later.


;D  well I was wondering about the math too but because one item on the receipt is blacked out it's impossible to know if there was an over
chage...  and it does say "Total number of items: 46" soooo you know... part of the receipt appears to be missing... 

;D  well I was wondering about the math too but because one item on the receipt is blacked out it's impossible to know if there was an over
chage...  and it does say "Total number of items: 46" soooo you know... part of the receipt appears to be missing... 

I guess we'll wait for Howard to explain..

maybe the address and phone number are there... maybe Howard wants to call and complain about the store closure.... obviously they aren't having money issues if someone spent $145 in 2007  ::)

http://www.jeffreyclarke.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fail-owned-ice-like-water-sign-fail.jpg

http://www.jeffreyclarke.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fail-owned-ice-like-water-sign-fail.jpg



that's awesome!!!  ;D

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/055/488/original/vuv.jpg

I know the World Cup is over... but so's the Vietnam War, and I still laughed.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-power-line-fail.jpg

me neither..maybe Howard fouund out he was overcharged...3 years later.


I wouldn't have kept the reciept.

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/055/488/original/vuv.jpg

I know the World Cup is over... but so's the Vietnam War, and I still laughed.


Oh Man,that's funny.

http://www.jeffreyclarke.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fail-owned-ice-like-water-sign-fail.jpg


So that means it's fake ice?

I wouldn't have kept the reciept.

but you still didn't tell us why you posted it

Oh Man,that's funny.



I don't know I'm offended/disturbed by it... 

So that means it's fake ice?


more like generic ice

but you still didn't tell us why you posted it

Yes Howard, still waiting

Yes Howard, still waiting


waiting for what?  ???

but you still didn't tell us why you posted it


It looked like a fail.

It looked like a fail.


In what way?

In what way?


the circled thing.

the circled thing.


yeah... I still don't get it.

more like generic ice


A bland, sorta plain kinda ice?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eZejqxN7kCE/SZGPG2BpY6I/AAAAAAAAA9o/A6-HVbhS4M8/s400/pg2_a_vanillaIce_300.jpg

yeah... I still don't get it.

Neither do I. Why is the circle wrong, Howard?

Neither do I. Why is the circle wrong, Howard?

yeah I don't quite understand what's wrong about it either.  :-\\

yeah... I still don't get it.


eh never mind.  ::)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-out-of-pretzels-sign-fail.jpg

eh never mind.  ::)


I don't want to never mind it. I want to know what was wrong with it.

I don't want to never mind it. I want to know what was wrong with it.



Robert Snack.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-out-of-pretzels-sign-fail.jpg


NOOOO! :o

Robert Snack.

What's a Robert Snack? 

Robert Snack.



any chance you can elaborate just a little? What about that was funny?

What's a Robert Snack? 


must've been a typo or something.

What's a Robert Snack? 
A snack eaten by Robert?

A snack eaten by Robert?


I guess. ???

NOOOO! :o

the pretzels are there.

A snack eaten by Robert?

the pretzels are there.
Pretzels are Robert's snack?

What's a Robert Snack? 

For curiosity's sake, I decided to google it; no interesting results came up.

But Robert Stack was an American actor of the 20th century; he passed away about seven years ago.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uzVZA7KHnGA/S1DuHgOyVqI/AAAAAAAABAw/2H7D5biPJTU/s400/epic-fail-urinal-fail.jpg

Robert Snack appeared on that itemised receipt and someone clearly found it amusing.

Also the date was circled because it was palindromic.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uzVZA7KHnGA/S1DuHgOyVqI/AAAAAAAABAw/2H7D5biPJTU/s400/epic-fail-urinal-fail.jpg



That one is for tall guys.

Robert Snack appeared on that itemised receipt and someone clearly found it amusing.

Also the date was circled because it was palindromic.


Thank you Karen! I'm still not sure what's amusing about Robert Snack but at least it's an explanation of something.

That one is for tall guys.

Or a guy with a ...long reach ;D

Or a guy with a ...long reach ;D


Did someone call me?  ;)

Did someone call me?  ;)

Yes, the washroom's filthy, please clean it up... ;D

Yes, the washroom's filthy, please clean it up... ;D


Okay...I'll use the really long hose!  :o

Okay...I'll use the really long hose!   :o

Just be careful, there's just so much limited room in that washroom.

I don't know I'm offended/disturbed by it... 


http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4022/4484125575_f6d8c2243d.jpg

(Think globally, offend locally:  If not here, where?  If now now, when?)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4022/4484125575_f6d8c2243d.jpg

(Think globally, offend locally:  If not here, where?  If now now, when?)

one more of those and the cat would have 9 knives. Huge fail.... ;D

Yes, the washroom's filthy, please clean it up... ;D


Well I'm not.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9WzLyVS_oZE/SivXL6t0LMI/AAAAAAAAAaA/e8zGzb_8JyA/S660/Dana+Blog+Header.jpg

Yes, the washroom's filthy, please clean it up... ;D



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9WzLyVS_oZE/SivXL6t0LMI/AAAAAAAAAaA/e8zGzb_8JyA/S660/Dana+Blog+Header.jpg



and let a baby cook your food?

and let a baby cook your food?

I think the baby is IN the pot, not cooking it.

I think the baby is IN the pot, not cooking it.



mmmmm baby stew...  :D

mmmmm baby stew...  :D


I want a leg!

I want a leg!


sure why not! I can share! lol

sure why not! I can share! lol


Babies are so tender.... :)

Babies are so tender.... :)


;D



http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/8/633538028389513135-babytheotherwhitemeat.jpg

;D



http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/8/633538028389513135-babytheotherwhitemeat.jpg


But they can't be considered healthy eating with all that fat.  ;D

But they can't be considered healthy eating with all that fat.  ;D


it's a good kind of fat because they haven't had time to be exposed to all the bad stuff....

;D



http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/8/633538028389513135-babytheotherwhitemeat.jpg
That baby looks scared...

That baby looks scared...


wouldn't you be? someone's about to cook and eat him...

wouldn't you be? someone's about to cook and eat him...
I guess, but I probably wouldn't let him know what one was planning, and he looks a little young to comprehend most things....

it's a good kind of fat because they haven't had time to be exposed to all the bad stuff....


Plus we could be taking a potential serial killer out of the system.  It's all good...

Plus we could be taking a potential serial killer out of the system.  It's all good...


excellent point!

;D



http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/8/633538028389513135-babytheotherwhitemeat.jpg


Don't cook the baby.

But they can't be considered healthy eating with all that fat.  ;D

;D ;D

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/22/0b2d73a4-c6ae-4d04-83f6-73eb023d80e7.jpg

But "grill" is spelled with two "ll's"???

But "grill" is spelled with two "ll's"???

I know...major fail...

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/22/0b2d73a4-c6ae-4d04-83f6-73eb023d80e7.jpg


major fail but I'll eat a slice anyway.

Slice of the grill

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/a58ae1e4-c962-4f18-838e-0feddc40a5ae.jpg

Howard- showing off your childhood pics again I see....  ;D

Howard- showing off your childhood pics again I see....   ;D


Hey Stop That! >:(

::)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-walmart-parenting-fail.jpg

^ I see no fail in that picture...  :P

Howard- showing off your childhood pics again I see....   ;D



I was going to say that!  ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-walmart-parenting-fail.jpg


Unattended baby in a shopping cart?"  Major fail

Unattended baby in a shopping cart?"  Major fail

Ah, now that I look at it more carefully I see the problem. At first it looked like something else.

Unattended baby in a shopping cart?"  Major fail


not in my book  :D


then again it's widely known that I dislike babies!  :P

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-walmart-parenting-fail.jpg


Is that Pathmark by any chance?

Is that Pathmark by any chance?

If that was Pathmark, there would be more carts all over the store, coz the cart guy was on an unscheduled break again  ;D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-walmart-parenting-fail.jpg


They should have simply put it back on the shelf (in the baby care aisle).

They should have simply put it back on the shelf (in the baby care aisle).

Hey, maybe there was a "baby sale"? ???

They should have simply put it back on the shelf (in the baby care aisle).

right between the prescription medication and the booze aisle

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/a58ae1e4-c962-4f18-838e-0feddc40a5ae.jpg


Only FAIL there is that the kid got caught.  But here's the picture he got (sorry, Ms. whoever-you-were, but the Internet sets 'em up and I knock 'em down):

http://i601.photobucket.com/albums/tt96/lincolnlogolas/Fark/babymakin.gif

Anyways, apparently they're all outa filet-o-fish...

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk303/nvme606xx/funny%20icons/chicken_mcnuggets-1.jpg

...so what's for dinner, chicks?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-walmart-parenting-fail.jpg
Are Pathmark selling babies now?

If that was Pathmark, there would be more carts all over the store, coz the cart guy was on an unscheduled break again  ;D


I know.  ;D

Are Pathmark selling babies now?



Nope.

I know.  ;D

Glad you can laugh at yourself, good sense of humor.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-product-picture-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-product-picture-fail.jpg


So why is the woman resting her head on it? ::)

So why is the woman resting her head on it? ::)

Thta's why it's a fail.

So why is the woman resting her head on it? ::)


Howard. It's a picture of a woman in a bathtub.
The product is a toilet seat so the product suggests she's bathing in a toilet.

Howard. It's a picture of a woman in a bathtub.
The product is a toilet seat so the product suggests she's bathing in a toilet.

...which does seem rather misleading.

...which does seem rather misleading.




Thta's why it's a fail.

Exactly!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-wheelchair-access-fail.jpg

Whoever placed those handicapped signs wasn't thinking straight. ::) :-\\

Whoever placed those handicapped signs wasn't thinking straight. ::) :-\\

Or, someone who doesn't like handicapped people.

Howard. It's a picture of a woman in a bathtub.
The product is a toilet seat so the product suggests she's bathing in a toilet.


I wouldn't bathe in a toilet bowl.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-wheelchair-access-fail.jpg


looks dangerous.

I wouldn't bathe in a toilet bowl.

Why change now?  :D

Why change now?  :D


my fat ass couldn't fit in there. ::)

my fat ass couldn't fit in there. ::)

OH, you've tried?

OH, you've tried?


only to make a #2. ;D

http://all-funny.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/stairs-fail.jpg

Okay, where is that staircase supposed to go to? ::)

Okay, where is that staircase supposed to go to? ::)



Down.



Cat

Down.



Cat

Yes, I figured that part out. But it appears to lead to a dead end at the bottom.

http://all-funny.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/stairs-fail.jpg


looks like it's going "up".

looks like it's going "up".

yes, but look at the bottom end of it.

Down.



Cat

:P

yes, but look at the bottom end of it.


nothing there.

http://all-funny.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/stairs-fail.jpg
http://sciencejunkies.com/media//2008/11/escher_stairs.jpg

We can see where this staircase is going.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-low-price-deal-fail.jpg

http://sciencejunkies.com/media//2008/11/escher_stairs.jpg

We can see where this staircase is going.

Oh yes, one of MC Escher's famous works.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-low-price-deal-fail.jpg


So I can get nothing?  ::)

So I can get nothing?  ::)

and you have to pay $1.49 for it. Try double or nothing?

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p5.jpg

This looks shopped.  I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

What kind of company is this?
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-genital-fail.jpg

..and they didn't specify whose either.

well... if it's a bathroom in a brothel then I guess that'd be a good thing....right?

well... if it's a bathroom in a brothel then I guess that'd be a good thing....right?


Well, genitally speaking ....yes!

and you have to pay $1.49 for it. Try double or nothing?


nothing.

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p5.jpg

This looks shopped.  I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.


her body is white but her face is black?  ???

What kind of company is this?
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-genital-fail.jpg

..and they didn't specify whose either.


that goes for women too. :D

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p5.jpg

This looks shopped.  I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
She is wearing a vest!

She is wearing a vest!


that looks like a sweater.

that looks like a sweater.
Under the sweater.

Under the sweater.


Oh.

Oh.
http://www.fontdiner.com/specialties/images/curves_cereal.jpg

She is wearing a vest!

http://www.fontdiner.com/specialties/images/curves_cereal.jpg

She is wearing a vest!


that's not photoshopped.

her body is white but her face is black?  ???
The vest is orange.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-child-pink-knife-packaging-fail.jpg

http://www.fontdiner.com/specialties/images/curves_cereal.jpg

She is wearing a vest!



She has a green stomach. Must have been eating too much of Curves cereal that it made her sick to her stomach.



http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-child-pink-knife-packaging-fail.jpg



What is that?



Cat

What is that?



Cat

I have no idea. I am puzzled on that one. :-\\

She has a green stomach. Must have been eating too much of Curves cereal that it made her sick to her stomach.



What is that?



Cat



looks like an assortment of cute little box cutters.  Actually more like blades one might use in scrapbooking... 

Here's what the curves cereal box is supposed to look like

http://www.amomsreview.com/wp-content/thumb_curves_cereal.jpg


Philip I wouldn't call what she's wearing a vest. Its a T shirt or a Unitard/bodysuit.... unless vest is british for one of those words, if so....carry on  ;D

Here's what the curves cereal box is supposed to look like

http://www.amomsreview.com/wp-content/thumb_curves_cereal.jpg


Philip I wouldn't call what she's wearing a vest. Its a T shirt or a Unitard/bodysuit.... unless vest is british for one of those words, if so....carry on  ;D
A vest as an undergarment, which can come in all colours.
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50060361/Men_s_Sports_Vest___Shorts.jpg

A vest as an undergarment, which can come in all colours.
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50060361/Men_s_Sports_Vest___Shorts.jpg




Here those are referred to as tank tops or undershirts,  in the US a vest is a sleeveless over garment.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/stylechannel/blog/060904/hathaway_vest_400x300.jpg


we also have sweater vests
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Sh7EumqrL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Here those are referred to as tank tops or undershirts,  in the US a vest is a sleeveless over garment.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/stylechannel/blog/060904/hathaway_vest_400x300.jpg

Waistcoats over here.

Waistcoats over here.


amazing how its the same language but it isnt... 

Here those are referred to as tank tops or undershirts,  in the US a vest is a sleeveless over garment.

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/stylechannel/blog/060904/hathaway_vest_400x300.jpg


we also have sweater vests
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Sh7EumqrL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

That is what comes to mind when I come across the word "vest".

amazing how its the same language but it isnt... 

I know, that seems odd (for lack of a better word)!

A vest as an undergarment, which can come in all colours.
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50060361/Men_s_Sports_Vest___Shorts.jpg




We call then singlets over here. Vests are more like waistcoats (like Q's pics). My wife spent some time in England (at boarding school) and she calls them vests as well.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-child-pink-knife-packaging-fail.jpg



Wow,that's dangerous.  :o

Wow,that's dangerous.  :o

Which is why it's a fail for kids.

amazing how its the same language but it isnt... 



We are separated by a common language.



Cat

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_2VEaTPMR9yw/SdeLd4aEOkI/AAAAAAAAAPs/uB6hTQqm0i0/protest_fail2.jpg

^ Somebody should "dream" of spelling lessons?

They are dreaming of an equal shot at equal education.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_2VEaTPMR9yw/SdeLd4aEOkI/AAAAAAAAAPs/uB6hTQqm0i0/protest_fail2.jpg


Who came up with that? Someone forgot to double check.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-insect-fail.jpg?w=499&h=348

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-insect-fail.jpg?w=499&h=348


what... you don't want the kiddies to use incest repellent? You perv!!!  :P

what... you don't want the kiddies to use incest repellent? You perv!!!  :P

I'm just that way...

I'm just that way...


and how many kids do you have... oh I'm not...um... going... to... um.... report....you...or anything..... just being nosy  :P :D

and how many kids do you have... oh I'm not...um... going... to... um.... report....you...or anything..... just being nosy  :P :D

...I'd have to ask my 2 sisters about that, maybe they have a better memory  :D ::)

...I'd have to ask my 2 sisters about that, maybe they have a better memory  :D ::)


;D

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-koala-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-koala-fail.jpg



That's the weirdest koala I have ever seen. Was it born too close to a nuke plant?



Cat

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-insect-fail.jpg?w=499&h=348


What if someone has incest?  :o

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-koala-fail.jpg


Yeah right,Is that a koala?  ::)

Yeah right,Is that a koala?  ::)

I've never known one to be aquatic.. ::)

Yeah right,Is that a koala?  ::)

No. That's why it's a fail.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129137763018711531.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129137763018711531.jpg


why would you smoke a bracelet? ::)

why would you smoke a bracelet? ::)


It's made of hemp Howard...  hemp is made from the marijuana plant... or something...

It's made of hemp Howard...  hemp is made from the marijuana plant... or something...

Pretty much.

Pretty much.


I always laugh when I see the Gilligan's Island movie, the one where they finally get off the island, because the are able to leave by tying the huts together.  What do they use to tie the huts together? Hemp Rope... I'm guessing that's why they didn't care all that much about being stranded in the first place  ;D

I always laugh when I see the Gilligan's Island movie, the one where they finally get off the island, because the are able to leave by tying the huts together.  What do they use to tie the huts together? Hemp Rope... I'm guessing that's why they didn't care all that much about being stranded in the first place  ;D

And Dawn Wells has had her problems since then  ;D

And Dawn Wells has had her problems since then  ;D


that's so true!  ;D

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk303/nvme606xx/funny%20icons/chicken_mcnuggets-1.jpg

So now we know what happens when you leave a raw Egg McMuffin under the warming lamp for a couple of weeks.  And now we know where Chicken McNuggets come from, but I repeat myself.

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk303/nvme606xx/funny%20icons/chicken_mcnuggets-1.jpg

So now we know what happens when you leave a raw Egg McMuffin under the warming lamp for a couple of weeks.  And now we know where Chicken McNuggets come from, but I repeat myself.

Wonder how'd they cope in a microwave for 20 seconds to warm them up... :D

Wonder how'd they cope in a microwave for 20 seconds to warm them up... :D


http://www.idontwannagrowup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mom-can-i-500x493.jpg

You have any idea how hard it was to find a safe-for-work answer to that question?

http://banderson.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/trespass.jpg?w=500&h=96

What's about those who survive that second shot?  ;D

http://banderson.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/trespass.jpg?w=500&h=96

What's about those who survive that second shot?  ;D



they die!  :P

It's made of hemp Howard...  hemp is made from the marijuana plant... or something...


Ooh let me have some necklace. ;D

It's made of hemp Howard...  hemp is made from the marijuana plant... or something...


Well, not really.  Hemp is a close relative, but lacks the fun part.

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/epic-translation-failure-funny-sgin-lolcaption.jpg

Wonder what that fast food of Kentucky might be ...hmmm... ;)

Well, not really.  Hemp is a close relative, but lacks the fun part.


That's why I added the or something.  I knew the were somehow connected.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-house-design-fail.jpg

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/epic-translation-failure-funny-sgin-lolcaption.jpg

Wonder what that fast food of Kentucky might be ...hmmm... ;)


Fried Chicken?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-house-design-fail.jpg


Oh damn! :o

Oh damn! :o

Ever hear the excuse about the driver who was in an accident " Honestly officer, I was driving on the road, and all of a sudden a tree came out of nowhere"


tada!

Ever hear the excuse about the driver who was in an accident " Honestly officer, I was driving on the road, and all of a sudden a tree came out of nowhere"


tada!


that doesn't look good.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-house-design-fail.jpg


not a bad design if you've decided to convert the garage into an extra room... put in french doors and you've got a great view!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-name-caption-fail.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-name-caption-fail.jpg


So what's his name?

So what's his name?

name, last name.

name, last name.


first name?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-name-caption-fail.jpg

So now I guess I know a few things behind the scenes at newscasts. They probably used a template or something and forgot to change the default data. ::) "In Location" must be the field that usually displays the city from where the reporter is at.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-stadium-seat-fai.jpg?w=434&h=500

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-stadium-seat-fai.jpg?w=434&h=500



Is that American Airlines Stadium?



Cat

Is that American Airlines Stadium?



Cat



naw... it's Dodger or the Red Sox Stadium  :D


actually- that's sorta what front row looked like at last year's paley fest... they changed venues... and the venue sucks but it seats more people so they are going back again!  >:(

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-stadium-seat-fai.jpg?w=434&h=500


They look like good seats.

They look like good seats.


look at how close the wall is to the seat- there's no room to pull the seat down and even if you got the seat down there's no room for your legs.

look at how close the wall is to the seat- there's no room to pull the seat down and even if you got the seat down there's no room for your legs.


They should sue.

They look like good seats.

For sardines maybe.



look at how close the wall is to the seat- there's no room to pull the seat down and even if you got the seat down there's no room for your legs.

exactly.

look at how close the wall is to the seat- there's no room to pull the seat down and even if you got the seat down there's no room for your legs.

Exactly.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-name-caption-fail.jpg

So now I guess I know a few things behind the scenes at newscasts. They probably used a template or something and forgot to change the default data. ::) "In Location" must be the field that usually displays the city from where the reporter is at.


Program: Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card. Document number G24L8.
Joe: I'm not sure if—
Program: You have entered the name "Not Sure". Is this correct, Not Sure?
Joe: No, it's not correct.
Program: Thank you. "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?
Joe: No it's not. My name is Joe—
Program: You've already confirmed your first name is "Not". Please confirm your last name "Sure".
Joe: My last name is not "Sure".
Program: Thank you, "Not Sure".
Joe: No. What I mean is that my name is Joe.
Program: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm.

http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/09/26/lge_Idiocracy_080925114307344_wideweb__300x300.jpg

Once again, life imitates art.

Program: Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card. Document number G24L8.
Joe: I'm not sure if—
Program: You have entered the name "Not Sure". Is this correct, Not Sure?
Joe: No, it's not correct.
Program: Thank you. "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?
Joe: No it's not. My name is Joe—
Program: You've already confirmed your first name is "Not". Please confirm your last name "Sure".
Joe: My last name is not "Sure".
Program: Thank you, "Not Sure".
Joe: No. What I mean is that my name is Joe.
Program: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm.

http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/09/26/lge_Idiocracy_080925114307344_wideweb__300x300.jpg

Once again, life imitates art.

Funny stuff. :D


Sorta reminds me of this clip... "Mr Not What What"! Beginning at 0:13.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIEDW1V9ej4

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/22/road-sign-1.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_bHj0Dh0TcyU/S9E6PCymLSI/AAAAAAAAA08/z8l8_X4YL80/s800/fail-owned-funny-pictures-sign-fire-code-fail.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_bHj0Dh0TcyU/S9E6PCymLSI/AAAAAAAAA08/z8l8_X4YL80/s800/fail-owned-funny-pictures-sign-fire-code-fail.jpg



They just did.

They just did.

...which is why it's wrong.

...which is why it's wrong.


might cause a leak.

might cause a leak.

It's in the way.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-baby-needs-fail.jpg

more funny than wrong.

One time on an aisle sign in a supermarket I saw "RICE" on one line and "CAN FISH" on the next line. Rice can fish? I didn't know that rice could fish!! :D

Maybe Jim Rice

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-baby-needs-fail.jpg

more funny than wrong.


baby sure needs a lot of pain. ;D

One time on an aisle sign in a supermarket I saw "RICE" on one line and "CAN FISH" on the next line. Rice can fish? I didn't know that rice could fish!! :D


Hey you never know.

Hey you never know.

Rice fishing for fish...

http://static.flickr.com/1/189288418_6373974892.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/1/189288418_6373974892.jpg

So.......?

http://static.flickr.com/1/189288418_6373974892.jpg



I don't see what is wrong with this photo. Please enlighten me.



Cat

So.......?


It looked like a "wrong". ???

I don't see what is wrong with this photo. Please enlighten me.



Cat

Better info than my "so...?"

It looked like a "wrong". ???

what looks wrong to you Howard...Pleae inform us.

Better info than my "so...?"what looks wrong to you Howard...Pleae inform us.



maybe the prices are wrong? ???

I don't see what is wrong with this photo. Please enlighten me.



Cat


either 'Quality Beef Snages'

or the sign under the middle chalkboard (advertising  beef, Kleenex and topside roast) says "Garden Fresh Fruit and Veg"

either 'Quality Beef Snages'

or the sign under the middle chalkboard (advertising  beef, Kleenex and topside roast) says "Garden Fresh Fruit and Veg"



Or the poster is wrong.  ;)



Cat

Maybe Jim Rice

or anyone surnamed Rice.

But the food, or grain, is what is normally implied on the signs.

http://static.flickr.com/1/189288418_6373974892.jpg


'Quality Beef Snages'


I was thinking that too. I have no idea what 'Snages' are, nor what is the correct word supposed to be. But if that's the faulty thing in the pic, then it does sorta seem like an awkward camera angle to catch it.

Oh wait...I see a cut-out figure of a man (colored in with crayons) taped to the post...but I don't necessarily see that as faulty.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-internet-cake-pricing-fail.jpg

I was thinking that too. I have no idea what 'Snages' are, nor what is the correct word supposed to be. But if that's the faulty thing in the pic, then it does sorta seem like an awkward camera angle to catch it.


Snags (without the 'e') are sausages over here.

And now for something completely different:

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8826/picture380s.jpg

You were expecting Captain Non Sequitur to take the form of something other than an Ewok driving a time machine made out of a DeLorean?  Pray tell, WUT?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-internet-cake-pricing-fail.jpg


But It has to come with the cake.  ::)

Oh wait...I see a cut-out figure of a man (colored in with crayons) taped to the post...but I don't necessarily see that as faulty.


That's a flat Stanley or some other grade school equivalent. It's not a fail.

I think you guys over looked the fact that they have
"Berrri 2-4lbs for sale. "

Snags (without the 'e') are sausages over here.

Thanks. ;)





That's a flat Stanley or some other grade school equivalent. It's not a fail.

I didn't think so.



I think you guys over looked the fact that they have
"Berrri 2-4lbs for sale. "

oopsie, didn't see that

But It has to come with the cake.  ::)

Of course it does! So if it's not included, then you probably get nothing...which is a raw deal.