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Subject: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/13/08 at 8:15 am

Someone in Ohio had the winning Mega Million ticket worth $207 million dollars. If you would of won what would you do with your money?

I would buy a new vehicle for the family
I would buy Timmy a new vehicle
I would put money away for the rest of Timmy's college
I would put money away for my grandson and any future grandkids
I would build a new house and let my sister-in-law and her 3 kids live here (she lives with her mother and step-father)
I would pay off the mortgage that my other sister-in-law owes
I would find a cute little place for Missy and Dan to live
I would find out what my father wanted (he will be 80 in March so he may not want lots of stuff)
I would also ask my sister the same thing
I would either fix or rebuild a house for my mother-in-law
I would put a certain amount of money away for Timmy & Missy
I would give some to Cancer research,The Heart Foundation & Muscular Dystrophy
I would start 2 scholarship at my kids high school.
I would buy a RV
Then hopefully I could live the rest of my life enjoying all that money.

I almost forgot my 3 nieces  :-[ I would have to put some money away for college for them

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/13/08 at 10:25 am

Split it with my mom, sister and best friend.  I would pay off my house and all my other bills.  I would put a huge chunk in my daughters college fund and buy a Ford Escape Hybrid.   I would also donate a bunch to the church and the charities they support.  I worry about scammers so the church would be my best bet.  They help the local homeless shelter, pregnancy resource center, our church has adopted a community in Nigeria to help build homes and plant crops.  Plus, I could do more than 2 ornaments on the Angel Tree for kids without Christmas.


And I would hire a housekeeper! :D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: statsqueen on 12/13/08 at 10:30 am

1.  Pay off my student loan.
2.  Pay off Micah's and finish putting her through college.
3.  Put money away for her to go to grad school.
4.  Buy my parents' house and tell them they can stay there in the summer.
5.  Buy them a place anywhere they want to live in the winter.
6.  Get a housekeeper for them (for both houses).
7.  Buy them a new car.
8.  Buy Micah a car.
9.  Get my parents more insurance.
10. Put the rest away for my old age.

:)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/13/08 at 10:42 am

I would not know where to start.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ladybug316 on 12/13/08 at 11:33 am

Well, after paying the hospital bill for the heart attack, I'd:

Make  the lives of the people closest to me comfortable

Open a college fund for my daughter

Pay off my house

Support charities dear to my heart

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: whistledog on 12/13/08 at 11:35 am

$207 Million is way more money than a person needs to live on for a lifetime, so I would give atleast $50 million to various charities

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/08 at 2:34 pm



Man! I totally had this spent in my head after buying the ticket yesterday.  >:(

1. Taxes man...gotta pay those taxes... I like to think there'd be 50% left cuz if there's more that's just a bonus...


So with the reamaining 103.5 mil. I would

2. Take the $50,000 and pay the outstanding debt I have.
3. Buy a new car
4. Buy a house in Santa Barbara... that's still a million for a normal sized  home  ;D
5. Buy a small house in the LA area so that I don't have to drive 90 miles each way everytime I do something down there.
6. Pay off my parents house, fix everything that is broken and then give it to my mom's friend who lives in a townhouse in AZ.
7. Move my parents into a house in CA so I NEVER have to drive to AZ again ;)
8. Give my parents money so they can travel or whatever...
9. Put about $25 million into this charity idea I have.
10. I have a couple of friends who have kids in college.... I'd like to cover their loans or at least buy the kids books something
11. Two of my aunts need money so I'd give it to them
12. I think I figured out a way to give my friends money without them having to pay taxes.... I would give them Visa Gift Cards. $500 or $5000 each card and just hand them out to anyone who's important to me.

And then with the money left over I would start....

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/qslogo.jpg


My own production company and start producing my scripts and scripts my friends have written.






Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/08 at 2:37 pm


Well, after paying the hospital bill for the heart attack, I'd:

Make  the lives of the people closest to me comfortable

Open a college fund for my daughter

Pay off my house

Support charities dear to my heart



You're hysterical!  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/08 at 2:38 pm


$207 Million is way more money than a person needs to live on for a lifetime, so I would give atleast $50 million to various charities


but you forgot about the taxes!

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/13/08 at 3:01 pm

There is so much that I would love to do.

Yeah, yeah, taxes come first. 

Then (not necessarily in this order)

-Start a scholarship or two at my Alma mater.
-Do A LOT of home improvement.
-Donate A LOT.
-Make sure step-kids/grandkids/nieces/nephews get a college education.
-Buy coins.  :D :D ;D ;D


BTW, a little FYI for people. You can receive up to $9,999 a year before you have to pay taxes on it. If you receive $10,000-then you have to pay taxes. So, if you are planning on giving someone a gift and don't want them to pay taxes, make sure it is under that amount.


Cat

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/13/08 at 3:34 pm

pay off some purchases
buy a prostitute and make her my wife
buy a new house or brand new apartment
buy an HDTV.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/08 at 5:00 pm


There is so much that I would love to do.

Yeah, yeah, taxes come first. 

Then (not necessarily in this order)

-Start a scholarship or two at my Alma mater.
-Do A LOT of home improvement.
-Donate A LOT.
-Make sure step-kids/grandkids/nieces/nephews get a college education.
-Buy coins.  :D :D ;D ;D


BTW, a little FYI for people. You can receive up to $9,999 a year before you have to pay taxes on it. If you receive $10,000-then you have to pay taxes. So, if you are planning on giving someone a gift and don't want them to pay taxes, make sure it is under that amount.


Cat





by the way...for the record... I will officially be declaring myself a nonprofit charitable organization....all donations for my cause will be welcome!  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: gibbo on 12/13/08 at 6:29 pm

Like many here...

I'd pay my taxes... >:(
I'd financially set up my family and friends for life (includes $10 million each to my 4 children). :)
I would then keep only 10-20 million for my wife and myslef..
The remainder (whatever that figure may be) would go to various charities/organisations that we already give to or wished we had money to give to.



Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: statsqueen on 12/13/08 at 8:34 pm


There is so much that I would love to do.

Yeah, yeah, taxes come first. 

Then (not necessarily in this order)

-Start a scholarship or two at my Alma mater.
-Do A LOT of home improvement.
-Donate A LOT.
-Make sure step-kids/grandkids/nieces/nephews get a college education.
-Buy coins.  :D :D ;D ;D


BTW, a little FYI for people. You can receive up to $9,999 a year before you have to pay taxes on it. If you receive $10,000-then you have to pay taxes. So, if you are planning on giving someone a gift and don't want them to pay taxes, make sure it is under that amount.


Cat



That's good to know.  I actually just rounded up to 50% that would be gone before I ever saw it, but didn't know about the 10k rule.  There are so many charities out there....do they have to pay taxes on donations they receive?  If so, then 9999 to St. Judes, 9999 to ACS, 9999 to various research organizations......to start.  I would also want to help out my brother.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/13/08 at 9:18 pm



Man! I totally had this spent in my head after buying the ticket yesterday.  >:(

1. Taxes man...gotta pay those taxes... I like to think there'd be 50% left cuz if there's more that's just a bonus...


So with the reamaining 103.5 mil. I would

2. Take the $50,000 and pay the outstanding debt I have.
3. Buy a new car
4. Buy a house in Santa Barbara... that's still a million for a normal sized  home  ;D
5. Buy a small house in the LA area so that I don't have to drive 90 miles each way everytime I do something down there.
6. Pay off my parents house, fix everything that is broken and then give it to my mom's friend who lives in a townhouse in AZ.
7. Move my parents into a house in CA so I NEVER have to drive to AZ again ;)
8. Give my parents money so they can travel or whatever...
9. Put about $25 million into this charity idea I have.
10. I have a couple of friends who have kids in college.... I'd like to cover their loans or at least buy the kids books something
11. Two of my aunts need money so I'd give it to them
12. I think I figured out a way to give my friends money without them having to pay taxes.... I would give them Visa Gift Cards. $500 or $5000 each card and just hand them out to anyone who's important to me.

And then with the money left over I would start....

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/qslogo.jpg


My own production company and start producing my scripts and scripts my friends have written.








I didn't figure the taxes because it is taken out of it once you receive your money,at least that is how it is done in NY.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/08 at 9:23 pm


I didn't figure the taxes because it is taken out of it once you receive your money,at least that is how it is done in NY.



I just figure most people will spend 207 mill in their heads rather than the figure they will actually receive.



Aim,

I don't think the 10K rule applies to charities just to individuals.



Will someone please give me $9,998?  See I'm easy I don't even want the whole thing.  ;D






So Cat,

What about my idea to give the Visa Gift Cards.
I mean morally you should pay taxes on it but if you just use the card and don't the money in the bank they can't really trace it can they? Its not like a visa card its more like a gift certificate in the shape of a visa card.

or am I wrong?



Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: statsqueen on 12/13/08 at 9:32 pm



I just figure most people will spend 207 mill in their heads rather than the figure they will actually receive.


Will someone please give me $9,998?  See I'm easy I don't even want the whole thing.  ;D




lol I'll hook you up as soon as I win


but since I never play.....guess you shouldn't hold your breath waiting for a check from me.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/08 at 9:48 pm



lol I'll hook you up as soon as I win


but since I never play.....guess you shouldn't hold your breath waiting for a check from me.



http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/bounce2.gif



http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/brakelamp.gif




:\'(

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: statsqueen on 12/13/08 at 10:11 pm



http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/bounce2.gif



http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/brakelamp.gif




:\'(



Um, I'm not reallly feelin the love here, Q!  ;D  And I hope you don't have my pic put up on that lamp you keep breaking (or that's me you are bouncing on).

(((hugs)))  all better?  ;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/08 at 10:48 pm


hugs always make it better  :)



for the record



lol I'll hook you up as soon as I win



http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/bounce2.gif = Q jumps for joy






but since I never play.....


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/brakelamp.gif = bursting bubble... crushing of dreams...that old sinking feeling





guess you shouldn't hold your breath waiting for a check from me.




:\'(  (Self explanatory I think.)



;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: statsqueen on 12/13/08 at 11:13 pm


hugs always make it better  :)


:\'(  (Self explanatory I think.)



;D



Yeah, that's why the hugs.  Sorry if I got off topic :D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/14/08 at 4:59 am

Is that someone in Ohio a member here?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/14/08 at 7:45 am


Is that someone in Ohio a member here?


ninny pm'd me to ask if it was me.  Alas, twas not I (although I did drive by a billboard advertising the jackpot and thought briefly of buying a ticket.)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/14/08 at 7:48 am

Was it a woman who won the 207 million? ???

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/14/08 at 9:56 am


Was it a woman who won the 207 million? ???

I don't think they have come forward yet.
This is some more info on it
And just in time for the holiday's. A single ticket sold in western Ohio is the winner of the 207 million dollar jackpot in the multistate Mega Millions lottery. The Ohio Lottery says the very valuable ticket was purchased at a Kroger supermarket in the community of Piqua. Sounds like its going to be a very Merry Christmas for the winner

My luck I would win and kick the bucket at the same time.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/14/08 at 12:32 pm


I don't think they have come forward yet.
This is some more info on it
And just in time for the holiday's. A single ticket sold in western Ohio is the winner of the 207 million dollar jackpot in the multistate Mega Millions lottery. The Ohio Lottery says the very valuable ticket was purchased at a Kroger supermarket in the community of Piqua. Sounds like its going to be a very Merry Christmas for the winner

My luck I would win and kick the bucket at the same time.
So the winner is still not known?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/14/08 at 12:34 pm


So the winner is still not known?

No they are probably waiting till Monday,when the lottery office is open.
Or maybe it just hasn't sunk in yet

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/14/08 at 12:36 pm


No they are probably waiting till Monday,when the lottery office is open.
Or maybe it just hasn't sunk in yet
..or the shock of knowing has throw the winner into a state of tramua

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/14/08 at 12:47 pm



If it were me no one would ever know...

I would be sure they let me remain anonymous.


That guy who won 300+ million around Christmas a few years ago has had his house and his car burgled on several occasions of course he got in the bad habit of leaving bundles of cash laying around.


The one thing that bugs me is if you win a jackpot everyone expects you to help them out..  No one comes up to you on payday and says.. Hey you just got paid! Can I have 10%? but win a million dollars and everyone expects you to give them 10,000. 

I'm not saying I wouldn't share but if you EXPECT me to give you money you will be put way down on the bottom of the list. If you say me, I am genuinely happy for you...then you're more apt to get something.

the other thing is, some of my friends have really good jobs and don't need money- so I'm more inclined to help the ones who are struggling.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/14/08 at 1:30 pm


That's good to know.  I actually just rounded up to 50% that would be gone before I ever saw it, but didn't know about the 10k rule.  There are so many charities out there....do they have to pay taxes on donations they receive?  If so, then 9999 to St. Judes, 9999 to ACS, 9999 to various research organizations......to start.  I would also want to help out my brother.



Not for profit organizations are usually tax exempt. They receive what is called a 501(c)(3) which is a form stating that they are non-profit. When I was working at the Food Shelf, I had to provide a copy of our 501(c)(3) many, many times. Churches also fall under this, too.





So Cat,

What about my idea to give the Visa Gift Cards.
I mean morally you should pay taxes on it but if you just use the card and don't the money in the bank they can't really trace it can they? Its not like a visa card its more like a gift certificate in the shape of a visa card.

or am I wrong?





I have absolutely no idea.  ???



Cat

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/14/08 at 2:47 pm



If it were me no one would ever know...

I would be sure they let me remain anonymous.


That guy who won 300+ million around Christmas a few years ago has had his house and his car burgled on several occasions of course he got in the bad habit of leaving bundles of cash laying around.


The one thing that bugs me is if you win a jackpot everyone expects you to help them out..  No one comes up to you on payday and says.. Hey you just got paid! Can I have 10%? but win a million dollars and everyone expects you to give them 10,000. 

I'm not saying I wouldn't share but if you EXPECT me to give you money you will be put way down on the bottom of the list. If you say me, I am genuinely happy for you...then you're more apt to get something.

the other thing is, some of my friends have really good jobs and don't need money- so I'm more inclined to help the ones who are struggling.


It would be nice to be anonymous,but lots of times they make you do  a press conference. Plus you tell one person and they tell someone and next thing you know someone leaks it to the press
People you hardly know want money,or people give you the evil glare because you won.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/14/08 at 2:48 pm


It would be nice to be anonymous,but lots of times they make you do  a press conference. Plus you tell one person and they tell someone and next thing you know someone leaks it to the press
People you hardly know want money,or people give you the evil glare because you won.


I always thought winners had to option of going public or staying private...

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/14/08 at 2:52 pm



remember this couple? They won 270 mil...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI63LFIxqCw&feature=related


I wonder where they are now?


;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/14/08 at 2:57 pm


I always thought winners had to option of going public or staying private...





They can TRY to remain anonymous. Usually the store that sold the ticket is announced (either by the lottery people or the store themselves). Then the media descends upon the store and stakes it out until the winner shows up to claim the prize. If they KNOW they are the winner, the best bet is wait several weeks (maybe months) to claim the prize. They have a year to claim. By waiting, the media will grow tired of staking out the place. However, if they don't know they have won, goes in to check their ticket-and then they find out and the media is right there in their face. So much for remaining anonymous.


If I win-I would try to maintain my anonymity as best as I could.  I'm sure everyone who has ever won the lottery discovered they had a whole bunch of new best friends-including people they didn't know before buying their ticket.  ::)



Cat

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/14/08 at 3:04 pm



They can TRY to remain anonymous. Usually the store that sold the ticket is announced (either by the lottery people or the store themselves). Then the media descends upon the store and stakes it out until the winner shows up to claim the prize. If they KNOW they are the winner, the best bet is wait several weeks (maybe months) to claim the prize. They have a year to claim. By waiting, the media will grow tired of staking out the place. However, if they don't know they have won, goes in to check their ticket-and then they find out and the media is right there in their face. So much for remaining anonymous.


If I win-I would try to maintain my anonymity as best as I could.  I'm sure everyone who has ever won the lottery discovered they had a whole bunch of new best friends-including people they didn't know before buying their ticket.  ::)



Cat


I'll tell my parents and probably one of my closest friends but otherwise everyone else would be in the dark.... Heck if I'd won the 207 million... I would have told people I'd won a smaller amount.

I'd quit my job but tell them I got a job in LA... they all know I want to move there anyway. I'd buy a new car (a less flashy one for driving in SB and if I ran into anyone I knew I'd just say I was in town visiting...  ;D )

No one ever sees where I live anyway so I could buy a freaking mansion and no one would know  ;D

With the 'rents  I'd get a joint bank account with them deposit the funds and give them bank cards and let them think the money was all of ours but never tap that account myself. Its not that I don't trust them I totally do but we have different ideas and rather than have my mom tell me what I should do with my money... I'll let her think she's handling my money while my real money sits elsewhere.

Its exhausting being the only person she has to focus on.




Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/14/08 at 3:06 pm


I always thought winners had to option of going public or staying private...




They can TRY to remain anonymous. Usually the store that sold the ticket is announced (either by the lottery people or the store themselves). Then the media descends upon the store and stakes it out until the winner shows up to claim the prize. If they KNOW they are the winner, the best bet is wait several weeks (maybe months) to claim the prize. They have a year to claim. By waiting, the media will grow tired of staking out the place. However, if they don't know they have won, goes in to check their ticket-and then they find out and the media is right there in their face. So much for remaining anonymous.


If I win-I would try to maintain my anonymity as best as I could.  I'm sure everyone who has ever won the lottery discovered they had a whole bunch of new best friends-including people they didn't know before buying their ticket.  ::)



Cat

What Cat said is right,you have to hand your ticket into a lottery office,they already know what store it's from and everything,then they set up a press conference,lots of times they try to do it where you got the winning ticket.Unless it's a big prize like this then I'm sure all the major networks and papers are there.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/14/08 at 3:37 pm


I'll tell my parents and probably one of my closest friends but otherwise everyone else would be in the dark.... Heck if I'd won the 207 million... I would have told people I'd won a smaller amount.

I'd quit my job but tell them I got a job in LA... they all know I want to move there anyway. I'd buy a new car (a less flashy one for driving in SB and if I ran into anyone I knew I'd just say I was in town visiting...  ;D )

No one ever sees where I live anyway so I could buy a freaking mansion and no one would know  ;D

With the 'rents  I'd get a joint bank account with them deposit the funds and give them bank cards and let them think the money was all of ours but never tap that account myself. Its not that I don't trust them I totally do but we have different ideas and rather than have my mom tell me what I should do with my money... I'll let her think she's handling my money while my real money sits elsewhere.

Its exhausting being the only person she has to focus on.








With my knowledge of all of this, how do you know that I haven't won already.  ;)



Cat

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/14/08 at 3:46 pm



With my knowledge of all of this, how do you know that I haven't won already.  ;)



Cat



I don't but I figure I have posted my needs on the board enough that if you had you probably would have given it ot me ;D 

for the record ,1800 would make my life easy.

7,500 would take care of all my immediate debt

and 50,000 would clear my debt completely and give me a 1 month cushion "just in case"

;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/14/08 at 4:43 pm

If I won $207 million, I'd spend most of it on beer and women.




The rest I'd just waste.  :D :D :D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/14/08 at 4:48 pm



With my knowledge of all of this, how do you know that I haven't won already.  ;)



Cat

Yes how do we know? ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: coqueta83 on 12/14/08 at 9:07 pm

If I won that much money, I'd donate lots of it to charity, buy a few things I've always wanted, and do a lot of traveling around the world.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/15/08 at 1:47 am

I'm oversimplifying things here, but the way you solve the anonymity problem is relatively simple:

1) I create a trust.  A trust is an entity legally separate from its owner.
2) The trust hires a lawyer.
3) The lawyer claims the ticket on behalf of the trust.
4) The lottery pays the $207M (lump sum) or $whatever (monthly payments) to the trust.
5) Whenever I feel like I could use a few bucks, the trust, in its infinite wisdom, cuts a check that happens to be payable to Foo Bar. 

The lottery can have whatever kind of press conference it wants.  The trust's lawyer will have been instructed to respond to every question with "no comment", and the lawyer is bound by attorney-client privilege not to reveal the only important thing, which is the name of the individual who controls the trust.

The lottery folks are wise to this, of course:  there's no PR advantage to be had by such a boring press conference.  And the kind of person who goes to these steps isn't going to be giving the kind of "Wow, I'm buying a Ferrari and driving to Disneyland!" soundbites that make for good lottery commercials, so they don't bother holding the press conference.  The lottery folks also don't take it personally; it's a business, and they know that they only have to wait for a few weeks until they award a prize to someone who does want to be a celebrity for a day.

(Back to the original question, I'd have about $100M left over after taxes.  $90M after setting up a fund that'll pay for everything I need (read: being able to ensure good food and shelter for my parents and a few friends) for the rest of my life.  $80M after buying everything I want (read: toys) for the rest of my life.  Probably blow the remaining $80M on space tourism startups in business.)

P.S.  All of this talk about breaking the money up into sub-$10K amounts?  Very Bad Idea.  Without going into too much detail, banks are required to file suspicious transaction reports over $10K, but they also have the option of looking for "smurfing" (Imagine 100 smurfs, all identical, marching in unison...), and multiple cash transactions for $9999 are a colossal red flag.  Although cash is anonymous, but every way of legitimately using large sums of cash is tracked. 

If you're carrying a large amount of cash and you're lucky, the cops will accuse it of being drug money and seize it -- because there's no evidence against you, you don't get charged, but the money does.  Seriously.  The court case shows up as "U.S. vs. $100,000", and since the cash doesn't say much in its own defense when the court case comes up (nor does it even ask for a lawyer), it almost always loses the case.  For a good laugh, google "asset forfeiture".  That's if you're lucky.  If you're unlucky, the cash is accused of involvement, not with drugs, but with terrorism, and the judicial system no longer deals with those cases.  The cash, its owner, and all of the owner's other bank accounts, simply disappear.

When you have $207M, you stay on the grid, and you make damn sure you pay all your taxes.  And you not only pay your taxes, you make sure you donate at least $100K in protection money to various politicians at the local, state, and federal levels, just to be sure that nobody at the local, state, or federal level decides to speculate otherwise.  Call it the modern version of progressive taxation.  Nice bank account you got there, shame if something were to happen to it.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/15/08 at 8:06 am

I'd spend it on a new wardrobe.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ladybug316 on 12/15/08 at 8:40 am


I'd spend it on a new wardrobe.

Well yes, you'll need to impress that prostitute/wife you were speaking of buying earlier. ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/15/08 at 9:07 am


Well yes, you'll need to impress that prostitute/wife you were speaking of buying earlier. ;D

Somehow I don't think she'll be looking at his new clothes,just the new wad of bills in his wallet ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/15/08 at 7:37 pm


Well yes, you'll need to impress that prostitute/wife you were speaking of buying earlier. ;D



It'd be more than 1,000 dollars.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/17/08 at 12:48 pm

It seems 12-14 city workers from The town of Piqua,OH are the big winners,They are trying to stay anonymous.
PIQUA-Winners of the 207-Mega Million Dollar Lottery have asked to remain anonymous but it seems everyone in Piqua knows who they are.
Friends of the 12 to 14 city workers from the street department are keeping the secret but they say they're very happy for the new found fortune.
People we spoke with from the small community of Piqua say many of the workers plan to keep their jobs at least until they figure out what to do with the money.
The winners have obtained an attorney who say they're identities will be released next week.Mega Million Winners ID

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/17/08 at 1:38 pm


It seems 12-14 city workers from The town of Piqua,OH are the big winners,They are trying to stay anonymous.
PIQUA-Winners of the 207-Mega Million Dollar Lottery have asked to remain anonymous but it seems everyone in Piqua knows who they are.
Friends of the 12 to 14 city workers from the street department are keeping the secret but they say they're very happy for the new found fortune.
People we spoke with from the small community of Piqua say many of the workers plan to keep their jobs at least until they figure out what to do with the money.
The winners have obtained an attorney who say they're identities will be released next week.Mega Million Winners ID
Listen out for when the party happens!

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/17/08 at 1:58 pm


It seems 12-14 city workers from The town of Piqua,OH are the big winners,They are trying to stay anonymous.
PIQUA-Winners of the 207-Mega Million Dollar Lottery have asked to remain anonymous but it seems everyone in Piqua knows who they are.
Friends of the 12 to 14 city workers from the street department are keeping the secret but they say they're very happy for the new found fortune.
People we spoke with from the small community of Piqua say many of the workers plan to keep their jobs at least until they figure out what to do with the money.
The winners have obtained an attorney who say they're identities will be released next week.Mega Million Winners ID



whoo hoo 14 jobs just opened in Piqua Ohio! That's gotta be good for that town

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/17/08 at 3:50 pm

I'll invest in a brand new home for myself.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/17/08 at 7:20 pm



whoo hoo 14 jobs just opened in Piqua Ohio! That's gotta be good for that town



I liked how they plan on keeping their jobs...at least till they figure out what to do with their money
Who's good at math? How much is that a person?.Of course you got federal & I think Ohio has state tax...So maybe 10 million per person :-\\

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 12/17/08 at 7:30 pm

I would probably . . .

Set a lot aside for more college.
Buy a house
Buy the part of the Antietem Battlefield that Wal-Mart has their eyes on. 
Buy a U.S. Senate seat.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/18/08 at 12:43 am


If there are 12 of them its $17,250,000  so a 8.5-9 million each after taxes...they're stupid. I'd quite.  Its a city job- every nut in the county will be suing them for no reason at all.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: La Roche on 12/18/08 at 12:51 am

I'd try and buy off SAC and get me a nuke. It's an investment, who wouldn't give an unhinged millionaire with a nuke whatever he wanted?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/18/08 at 2:46 am

Did I post here yet?

I think I'd pay cash for a nice house somewhere in the Rockies, get a reliable fuel-efficient car, help my parents and parents-in-law retire, pay off my debts, put about $5M in an interest-earning account (no stocks needed now :P) and then donate the rest to charity.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/18/08 at 7:51 am

I'd buy scratch off lottery tickets,207 million worth.  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Green Lantern on 12/18/08 at 8:01 am

Honestly ..... I really don't know.

I'd want the latest computers, huge monitors, hdtv plasma brilliant stereo  ... in various properties around the globe ... USA / UK /Australia .. in particular (?).

Guess I'd hire people to outfit me in clothes that were smart ... but primarily comfortable (in hot weather too)  .... since that's always been my priority.

I don't know ... I just can't REALLY imagine ever being rich. I've lived on a shoestring most my life. Haven't squandered what money I have ..... and I just can't get my head around how some blow it ... when they get the chance to live 'the dream' (easy come, easy go, I guess ? ) .

No, I reckon I'd make the money last a lifetime, as it SHOULD !

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/18/08 at 8:29 am


I'd buy scratch off lottery tickets,207 million worth.  ;D

What if they were all losers?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/18/08 at 9:24 am


What if they were all losers?
There would only be one loser.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: karen on 12/18/08 at 11:54 am


I'd buy scratch off lottery tickets,207 million worth.  ;D


There was some news item the other day about someone who stole thousands of pounds of scratch cards  and won £50

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/18/08 at 11:56 am


There was some news item the other day about someone who stole thousands of pounds of scratch cards  and won £50
Obviously stole the wrong batch?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/18/08 at 3:09 pm


There was some news item the other day about someone who stole thousands of pounds of scratch cards  and won £50

I'm surprised they could cash them in,because in Ny they have to be scaned first when you buy them.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/18/08 at 4:34 pm


There would only be one loser.



Excellent reply...... and karma worthy too! O0

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/18/08 at 4:40 pm


I'm surprised they could cash them in,because in Ny they have to be scaned first when you buy them.



in Ca all the scratchers are numbered so the store would report the batch number that was stolen and alerts would go out all retailers... anyone trying to cash in the ticket could be caught.


if it were me- I'd scratch them, drive to the next town, put fake info on the back of the ticket, put on gloves, wipe off my fingerprints, and then redeem the ticket all within 30 minutes because it'll take that long for the police to come and get info for the report. The store owner wouldn't have time to call the lotto office..... God help you tho if you win big money because you'll go into the lotto office to cash that and they'll have you sitting in an office filling out paperwork until the feds show up!

Even if you were able to get the money before the lotto office knew those were stolen scratchers..... they'd have your id, social security number and everything else....then the cops would be busting down your door.


Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/18/08 at 7:45 pm



in Ca all the scratchers are numbered so the store would report the batch number that was stolen and alerts would go out all retailers... anyone trying to cash in the ticket could be caught.


if it were me- I'd scratch them, drive to the next town, put fake info on the back of the ticket, put on gloves, wipe off my fingerprints, and then redeem the ticket all within 30 minutes because it'll take that long for the police to come and get info for the report. The store owner wouldn't have time to call the lotto office..... God help you tho if you win big money because you'll go into the lotto office to cash that and they'll have you sitting in an office filling out paperwork until the feds show up!

Even if you were able to get the money before the lotto office knew those were stolen scratchers..... they'd have your id, social security number and everything else....then the cops would be busting down your door.




Yep, not worth the risk....Unless you stoled the whole machine full of tickets, :-\\ Nah

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/18/08 at 8:31 pm


What if they were all losers?


One of them has to be winners.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/08 at 6:17 am


One of them has to be winners.
There is a ratio for winner/loser, and in the UK the scratch card is (should be) 6:1, but it has not been proved yet.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/19/08 at 8:09 am


There is a ratio for winner/loser, and in the UK the scratch card is (should be) 6:1, but it has not been proved yet.


So no one has won the UK Lottery? ???

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/08 at 10:48 am


So no one has won the UK Lottery? ???
This is scratch cards, there has been plenty of UK Lottery winners.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/08 at 10:49 am


This is scratch cards, there has been plenty of UK Lottery winners.
I am not one of them.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/19/08 at 10:55 am


I am not one of them.

I hate those fake E-mails pretending you won money.I was once told I won a UK lottery (that I never even entered)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/19/08 at 11:01 am


I hate those fake E-mails pretending you won money.I was once told I won a UK lottery (that I never even entered)


I won the UK lottery and got an inheritance both this week.  The UK lottery was 880,000 pounds and the inheritance was $1.5 million.  woohoo ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/19/08 at 11:10 am


I won the UK lottery and got an inheritance both this week.  The UK lottery was 880,000 pounds and the inheritance was $1.5 million.  woohoo ;D

Was the inheritance from someone in Nigeria? Mine are usually from there.
Now you can eat Bon Bons
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c319/tknoppe/bon-bons.jpg
and be treated like a queen
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll125/aeinbrea/JC%20Penney%20Jewelries/sapphirendiamondcrownpendant.jpg
:)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/19/08 at 11:27 am


Was the inheritance from someone in Nigeria? Mine are usually from there.
Now you can eat Bon Bons
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c319/tknoppe/bon-bons.jpg
and be treated like a queen
http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll125/aeinbrea/JC%20Penney%20Jewelries/sapphirendiamondcrownpendant.jpg
:)




No it wasn't, surprisingly enough.  It was a "long lost relative" that happened to have my email.  He died a while ago and my email was overlooked in the will. ::)

The Nigeria guys have been leaving me alone lately...guess they are gearing up for a new campaign. ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/08 at 11:44 am


I won the UK lottery and got an inheritance both this week.  The UK lottery was 880,000 pounds and the inheritance was $1.5 million.  woohoo ;D
Which bank account details did you have to give?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/19/08 at 11:59 am


Which bank account details did you have to give?


Haven't decided which ones, yet. ;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/08 at 12:01 pm


Haven't decided which ones, yet. ;)
That is good to hear, why not ask them to delivery the cash to your door instead?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/19/08 at 12:20 pm


That is good to hear, why not ask them to delivery the cash to your door instead?


That's a great idea....I won't hold my breath, though.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/08 at 12:27 pm


That's a great idea....I won't hold my breath, though.
It is a long way from Nigeria ?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/19/08 at 12:33 pm


It is a long way from Nigeria ?


Well, then they can send a check. 

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/08 at 12:34 pm


Well, then they can send a check. 
I would rather have the cash.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/19/08 at 4:13 pm


I won the UK lottery and got an inheritance both this week.  The UK lottery was 880,000 pounds and the inheritance was $1.5 million.  woohoo ;D


Yeah really,Show me the money!  ::)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/19/08 at 8:18 pm


I won the UK lottery and got an inheritance both this week.  The UK lottery was 880,000 pounds and the inheritance was $1.5 million.  woohoo ;D


can you buy me a new car?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/19/08 at 8:27 pm


can you buy me a new car?


Once the check clears. ;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/19/08 at 8:30 pm


Once the check clears. ;)


well tell them to hurry up! I need something to drive to AZ on Tuesday.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/19/08 at 10:47 pm


can you buy me a new car?



can she buy me a new house?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/19/08 at 11:39 pm



can she buy me a new house?



yes but she said she's only buying in Montana....are you willing to move?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/20/08 at 3:02 am


pay off some purchases
buy a prostitute and make her my wife
buy a new house or brand new apartment
buy an HDTV.
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/18.gif    ok, that's a good start Howard, and now after that, you still have just a bit more than 206 million left to spend.  you could buy a Au Bon Pain & your own Pathmark store too,  and many more prostitutes.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/20/08 at 7:54 am



yes but she said she's only buying in Montana....are you willing to move?



I guess so,any place to get away from my parents.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/20/08 at 7:55 am


http://bestsmileys.com/lol/18.gif     ok, that's a good start Howard, and now after that, you still have just a bit more than 206 million left to spend.  you could buy a Au Bon Pain & your own Pathmark store too,  and many more prostitutes.


I wouldn't want to buy the companies,I don't want to seem stuck-up. ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/20/08 at 9:16 am



yes but she said she's only buying in Montana....are you willing to move?


What the hell?  You spending my money?   >:( >:( >:(  ;) ;) ;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 10:41 am


What the hell?  You spending my money?   >:( >:( >:(  ;) ;) ;)



Well I figure he won't want to move to Montana so you won't be out a penny but Howard can't say you didn't offer to buy him a house.

see.... win-win  can I still have my new car?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/20/08 at 10:54 am



Well I figure he won't want to move to Montana so you won't be out a penny but Howard can't say you didn't offer to buy him a house.




Sure...then he posted this:



I guess so,any place to get away from my parents.


Again, you spending my money?  >:( >:( ;D ;D


Yes, you can still have the car just as soon as the check clears.  :P

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 10:58 am


Sure...then he posted this:

Again, you spending my money?  >:( >:( ;D ;D


Yes, you can still have the car just as soon as the check clears.  :P




http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn197/bcheatham_photos/Landscapes/OldBldgBW.jpg


here's the house you're gonna get Howard.  Dag I think its only cost $8.95  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 12:13 pm



http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn197/bcheatham_photos/Landscapes/OldBldgBW.jpg


here's the house you're gonna get Howard.  Dag I think its only cost $8.95  ;D

LOL perfect for Howard & The Prostitute,nice and cozy.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 12:15 pm



Howard could even put a neon sign up and use the pro to get a return on dag's investment  :D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 12:22 pm



Howard could even put a neon sign up and use the pro to get a return on dag's investment  :D

Crap one john and she gets her money back ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 12:24 pm


Crap one john and she gets her money back ;D


that's some cheap a$$ ho Howard's hooked up with  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 12:30 pm


that's some cheap a$$ ho Howard's hooked up with  ;D

She'll have to do a couple for running water & a toilet :)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 12:39 pm


She'll have to do a couple for running water & a toilet :)


and the satelite dish...its all about the "PRIORITIES"

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/1192335910713.jpg

I love this picture

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 1:17 pm


and the satelite dish...its all about the "PRIORITIES"

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/1192335910713.jpg

I love this picture

Hell yeah..where's the monster tuck in the driveway?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 1:20 pm


Hell yeah..where's the monster tuck in the driveway?


Howie took it to go pic up more Johns  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 3:03 pm


Howie took it to go pic up more Johns  ;D

Or maybe Sir Billzy ;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 3:13 pm


Or maybe Sir Billzy ;)


;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/20/08 at 3:40 pm

ROTFLMAO!!!!!


You guys are killing me here.  I am crying from laughing so hard. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 3:42 pm


ROTFLMAO!!!!!


You guys are killing me here.  I am crying from laughing so hard. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat



well the mission for today was cheer Cat up...glad we succeeded!

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 3:49 pm



well the mission for today was cheer Cat up...glad we succeeded!

Ditto that :) :)


Howard to  the rescue
http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc344/wbelgium/Prostitute.jpg
:)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/20/08 at 3:51 pm

I'm just buying the house, priorities are his problem. ;D

Thanks for finding the house snoz. ;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 3:54 pm


Ditto that :) :)


Howard to  the rescue
http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc344/wbelgium/Prostitute.jpg
:)




hmmmm that pic is just prime for photoshopping...

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/20/08 at 3:57 pm



hmmmm that pic is just prime for photoshopping...




Where's Alan when you need him?



Cat

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 4:07 pm



Where's Alan when you need him?



Cat


I know I just tried but that's not something I can do from work.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 5:19 pm



hmmmm that pic is just prime for photoshopping...



Where's Alan when you need him?



Cat

I know I wish I knew how to do it.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Green Lantern on 12/20/08 at 8:16 pm



hmmmm that pic is just prime for photoshopping...















Where's Alan when you need him?



Cat



I MIGHT have gotten here sooner, had somebody just PM'd me .... or snoz had not sent me on wild goose chases ... to find out about this request.


Well, now that I DO know about it .... I'll get started.  Be back later. By the way, did the pic you have in mind, look anything like ....






































http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/334/prostituteve4.jpg






















:D                                                            ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 8:16 pm













I MIGHT have gotten here sooner, had somebody just PM'd me .... or snoz had not sent me on wild goose chases ... to find out about this request.


Well, now that I DO know about it .... I'll get started.  Be back later. By the way, did the pic you have in mind, look anything like ....






































http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/334/prostituteve4.jpg






















:D                                                             ;D


YES!!!! That's what I was waiting for... Thank you Alan!  ;D 


Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/20/08 at 8:19 pm

Yes, you can still have the car just as soon as the check clears


No Thanks I'll take public transportation.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 8:20 pm



No Thanks I'll take public transportation.


um the car is for me howard....you're getting the shack um house

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/20/08 at 8:23 pm


um the car is for me howard....you're getting the shack um house



that small little thing,nah I don't want it.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/20/08 at 8:26 pm



that small little thing,nah I don't want it.



That is a nice love nest for you and your prostitute wife.



Cat

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/20/08 at 8:39 pm



That is a nice love nest for you and your prostitute wife.



Cat



It won't be big enough.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/20/08 at 8:40 pm



It won't be big enough.


That's all you're getting.  Take it or leave it.*


* when the check clears. ;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/20/08 at 8:41 pm


That's all you're getting.  Take it or leave it.*


* when the check clears. ;)


Ok fine I'll take it.  ::)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/20/08 at 8:41 pm


Ok fine I'll take it.  ::)


Don't roll your eyes at me, mister.  I just may take the house back. :P

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/20/08 at 8:43 pm


Don't roll your eyes at me, mister.  I just may take the house back. :P


I'll buy myself a luxury suite instead.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 10:07 pm



It won't be big enough.

How the hell big do you need it,she's a prostitute,she could do it standing up
What you really need for your shac umm love nest is this
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/hyperpearlgirl/Revolving_Door.gif
;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 10:09 pm













I MIGHT have gotten here sooner, had somebody just PM'd me .... or snoz had not sent me on wild goose chases ... to find out about this request.


Well, now that I DO know about it .... I'll get started.  Be back later. By the way, did the pic you have in mind, look anything like ....






































http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/334/prostituteve4.jpg






















:D                                                             ;D

How Hard cums to the rescue..Nice job Alan

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 10:11 pm


How the hell big do you need it,she's a prostitute,she could do it standing up
What you really need for your shac umm love nest is this
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/hyperpearlgirl/Revolving_Door.gif
;D


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s138/eghatchintheham/threadlikewheregoing753cz2.jpg

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/20/08 at 10:22 pm


http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s138/eghatchintheham/threadlikewheregoing753cz2.jpg

Yes it's all downhill from now..unless Howard can get it to rise back up ::)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 10:26 pm



oh no she didn't!  :o

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/21/08 at 8:03 am


How the hell big do you need it,she's a prostitute,she could do it standing up
What you really need for your shac umm love nest is this
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/hyperpearlgirl/Revolving_Door.gif
;D


A revolving door,you must be joking!  ::)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/21/08 at 10:02 am


A revolving door,you must be joking!  ::)

You want your lady to bring home the bacon don't you?
Here's a fine example
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l210/agrand31/857910139_m.jpg
:D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/21/08 at 11:12 pm


You want your lady to bring home the bacon don't you?
Here's a fine example
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l210/agrand31/857910139_m.jpg
:D



That's a man,baby!

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/22/08 at 6:08 am



That's a man,baby!

Of course it's a man..your wife is a prostitute and she is bringing home the bacon..he's the bacon ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/08 at 7:48 am


Of course it's a man..your wife is a prostitute and she is bringing home the bacon..he's the bacon ;D
Bacon the streets again?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/22/08 at 7:49 am


Of course it's a man..your wife is a prostitute and she is bringing home the bacon..he's the bacon ;D


bacon,he looks more like a pound of beef.  :P

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/08 at 7:53 am


bacon,he looks more like a pound of beef.  :P
Would you describe him as beefy?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/22/08 at 8:07 am


Would you describe him as beefy?



with loads of fat.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/22/08 at 8:49 am


Bacon the streets again?

Ah the life of a prostitute. Howard probably thinks there all like pretty woman :)

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/smokiechick/prostitute_out_of_work.jpg

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/08 at 8:52 am


Ah the life of a prostitute. Howard probably thinks there all like pretty woman :)

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/smokiechick/prostitute_out_of_work.jpg
Sausages?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/22/08 at 9:04 am


Sausages?

Pepperoni or Salami sticks?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/22/08 at 12:23 pm

IT'S BACON!!!!!


http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:f50v1sBLtjonOM:http://www.grandecane.pl/images/Beggin%2520Crispy%2520Bacon%2520FOP.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/08 at 12:48 pm

Never Turn Your Bacon Mother Earth ~ Sparks

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/22/08 at 8:05 pm


Pepperoni or Salami sticks?


Sorry mine is not a pepperoni nor a sausage/salami stick. :(

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/22/08 at 8:06 pm


Ah the life of a prostitute. Howard probably thinks there all like pretty woman :)

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/smokiechick/prostitute_out_of_work.jpg


Is she hot? ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/22/08 at 8:42 pm


Is she hot? ;D


Neg-ga-tive  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Green Lantern on 12/22/08 at 10:15 pm


Sorry mine is not a pepperoni nor a sausage/salami stick. :(



But even as a non pork eater, I'm sure you'd manage a good porking ?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/23/08 at 1:35 am

I'd buy a big house where we all could live

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/08 at 3:49 am


I'd buy a big house where we all could live
It will have to have a big garden.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/23/08 at 3:52 am


It will have to have a big garden.
for the garden party?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/08 at 3:53 am


for the garden party?
It will be a continuous party.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/23/08 at 4:12 am


It will be a continuous party.
I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share old memories and play our songs again

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/23/08 at 6:10 am


I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share old memories and play our songs again

Yes because you can't sing any new songs,just the old ones..Hello Mary Lou...........

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: gibbo on 12/23/08 at 6:19 am


I went to a garden party to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share old memories and play our songs again


When I got to the garden party, they all knew my name
No one recognized me, I didn't look the same

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/23/08 at 7:06 am



But even as a non pork eater, I'm sure you'd manage a good porking ?



Pork is good.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/08 at 7:39 am



Pork is good.
Not beef?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/23/08 at 8:44 am


Not beef?

Beef it's what's for supper.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/08 at 8:46 am


Beef it's what's for supper.
Roasted?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/23/08 at 10:06 am


Roasted?

Of course :)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/08 at 10:10 am


Of course :)
With gravy?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/23/08 at 1:08 pm


With gravy?

Yeah and mashed potatoes.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/23/08 at 1:13 pm

Buy a (modest) home! Buy my mom, brother a home and pay off my Dad's home. I'd have children because I'd feel financially secure to take care of them. I'd still be frugal to a degree though, and not spoil them. I'd pay my boyfriend (probably husband by that point) to design our kitchen because he does that for a living and who would be better to do that than the one you love :0) Plus, we wouldn't have to work, technically, because we'd have the money to just stay home. I would want to get everyone's health in line so we could all live healthier lives and live longer. Take a few wel deserved trips, such as to Europe, the Tropics, visit family members in other states. I'd love to take a cross country road trip. Own my own business, and sale my paintings for charity.

Ohh, what the world woudl be like if we all had riches...

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/23/08 at 3:29 pm


Not beef?


How much beef can you buy with 207 million? :o

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/08 at 5:56 pm


How much beef can you buy with 207 million? :o
Lots

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/24/08 at 7:58 am


Lots



and a lot of hamburgers. :o

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dude111 on 12/28/08 at 11:54 pm

I would be veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery happy!

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/29/08 at 6:46 am

Buy myself a brand new apartment.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/29/08 at 7:23 am


Buy myself a brand new apartment.

An apartment,you could own the whole building, or buy a house. :)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/29/08 at 5:57 pm


An apartment,you could own the whole building, or buy a house. :)


or be my own super.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: NbC on 12/29/08 at 10:00 pm

I would hope to be stress free.  Hope, that is!

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/29/08 at 10:10 pm



Money may not buy happiness but it will help me buy lots of the things that make me happy damn it!  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/30/08 at 3:19 am


Money may not buy happiness but it will help me buy lots of the things that make me happy damn it!  ;D


So if money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it!
  - Weird Al, This Is The Life, (as in Johnny Dangerously, and as found on Dare to be Stupid, 1985).

(Fixed that for you :)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/30/08 at 3:46 am

I'd buy a professional baseball team or at least be a share owner of a team and then I'd let all of you guys come to all the games for free and you'd all get free food and drink as my personal guests.  8)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/30/08 at 7:35 am

I'd be a deejay and play all the hits from the 70's and 80's since I was jamminoldies in the past.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/30/08 at 11:15 am


I'd buy a professional baseball team or at least be a share owner of a team and then I'd let all of you guys come to all the games for free and you'd all get free food and drink as my personal guests.  8)


wait which team?


Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/30/08 at 11:17 am


wait which team?





who cares?  ;D

Free food and drink, I'm there baby!  ;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/30/08 at 11:18 am


I'd be a deejay and play all the hits from the 70's and 80's since I was jamminoldies in the past.


not a bad Idea... think I'd buy my own network (or two) one to play all the TV shows I've loved my whole life - even some of the less critically acclaimed tho entertaining ones... and the other network to air the TV movies they never air anymore... aw forget the second network I will buy the first and then become friends with those in charge at Lifetime and get them to let me educate the head programmer for Lifetime Movie Network  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/30/08 at 11:20 am


who cares?   ;D

Free food and drink, I'm there baby!  ;)


well I don't know a lot about Baseball but don't the Cubbies kinda suck so who wants to go see that. I want Mike to buy a winning team.... .or the Dodgers because when you have Dodger Dogs you're too happy to care who's winning  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/30/08 at 5:55 pm


well I don't know a lot about Baseball but don't the Cubbies kinda suck so who wants to go see that.


Me!  I love the Cubbies and Mike has a great idea.  I would buy the Cubbies and Wrigley Field.  I love my Cubbies.  They don't suck, they took Central division, they just flaked in the playoffs.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/30/08 at 6:01 pm


Me!  I love the Cubbies and Mike has a great idea.  I would buy the Cubbies and Wrigley Field.  I love my Cubbies.  They don't suck, they took Central division, they just flaked in the playoffs.


Two years in a row :\'(

But if I actually owned the Cubs, I think I'd make some pretty good decisions :D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/30/08 at 6:33 pm


well I don't know a lot about Baseball but don't the Cubbies kinda suck so who wants to go see that. I want Mike to buy a winning team.... .or the Dodgers because when you have Dodger Dogs you're too happy to care who's winning  ;D
Dodgers  :o  no way!  maybe the Diamondbacks, since thats somewhat near Winslow or the Orioles so I could pal around with Cal Ripken Jr. in our luxury box.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/30/08 at 6:34 pm


Me!  I love the Cubbies and Mike has a great idea.  I would buy the Cubbies and Wrigley Field.  I love my Cubbies.  They don't suck, they took Central division, they just flaked in the playoffs.


well I'll go to a cubs game but only if someone hooks me up with Oprah tickets too... I mean if I'm gonna have to be in Chicago ya might as welll make it worth my time. Hey plus we could hang with Jess & Rice... okay I'm in but I still want Oprah Tickets.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/30/08 at 6:37 pm


well I'll go to a cubs game but only if someone hooks me up with Oprah tickets too... I mean if I'm gonna have to be in Chicago ya might as welll make it worth my time. Hey plus we could hang with Jess & Rice... okay I'm in but I still want Oprah Tickets.
Chicago style deep dish pizza  after the game, I'm down with that  :)  but I ain't going to no talk show  >:(  maybe you could take Howard with you on Oprah and she could help him get a girlfriend  ::)  she's always doing nice stuff for people. 

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/30/08 at 6:40 pm


Chicago style deep dish pizza  after the game, I'm down with that  :)  but I ain't going to no talk show  >:(   maybe you could take Howard with you on Oprah and she could help him get a girlfriend  ::)  she's always doing nice stuff for people. 


No if I'm going to Oprah she WILL be doing her favorite things or she'll have a celebrity on damn it... If I go to Oprah and she has a freaking my marriage sux or a makeover show I will be on the news for going nuts in the audience because I finally got to see oprah and all she had on was one of those eps I always delete.

She can have Nate Berkus on or Peter Walsh tho because I love those guys.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/30/08 at 7:50 pm


not a bad Idea... think I'd buy my own network (or two) one to play all the TV shows I've loved my whole life - even some of the less critically acclaimed tho entertaining ones... and the other network to air the TV movies they never air anymore... aw forget the second network I will buy the first and then become friends with those in charge at Lifetime and get them to let me educate the head programmer for Lifetime Movie Network  ;D



or just call it The Snoz Network!  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/30/08 at 8:13 pm



or just call it The Snoz Network!  ;D


LOL I was going to call it Q-TV.  but snoz net sounds good too

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/31/08 at 7:19 am


LOL I was going to call it Q-TV.  but snoz net sounds good too


Q for Quality :)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/31/08 at 8:07 am


LOL I was going to call it Q-TV.  but snoz net sounds good too




or just create a website called snoz.com  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/31/08 at 8:08 am

maybe you could take Howard with you on Oprah and she could help him get a girlfriend

It would take more than 207 million to get me on Oprah.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/31/08 at 10:13 am




It would take more than 207 million to get me on Oprah.

Why? You could wrte a book about it...

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/31/08 at 3:01 pm


Why? You could wrte a book about it...



and what would it be named?  ???

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/31/08 at 3:05 pm



How I Won 207 Million Dollars and Stayed the Same  by How Hard

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/31/08 at 3:07 pm



How I Won 207 Million Dollars and Stayed the Same  by How Hard


who would be the author?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/31/08 at 3:10 pm


who would be the author?



*sigh* 

Typically when you have a book title written down followed by the word "by"  then presumably the author's name follows....




How I Won 207 Million Dollars and Stayed the Same  by How Hard

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/31/08 at 3:12 pm



*sigh*   

Typically when you have a book title written down followed by the word "by"  then presumably the author's name follows....





I don't like How Hard.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/31/08 at 3:13 pm



I don't like How Hard.


okay....

How I Won 207 Million Dollars and Stayed the Same
                                by
Howard (I'm not gonna tell you my last name because I don't want you to find me and kill me for the money)



;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 12/31/08 at 3:15 pm


okay.... How I Won 207 Million Dollars and Stayed the Same by Howard (I'm not gonna tell you my last name because I don't want you to find me and kill me for the money)


;D



Mrs.Berries?  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/31/08 at 4:14 pm

Just read this in the New York Lottery news

Queens Lottery Retailer Returns $1,000,000 Winning Stratch-Off Ticket to Grateful Owner
Schenectady, NY – Mary Alice Fallon of Rockaway Point, Queens, and her seven children have a million reasons to thank the Queens grocery store clerk who decided to double check a discarded Lottery scratch-off ticket before disposing of it. The ticket, left on the store counter by Fallon because she thought it was a non-winner, turned out to be worth $1,000,000.

“I didn’t think about whether I should return (the ticket) to the customer or not; I just did,” said Christopher “Chris” Connelly, the clerk at Deirdre Maeves Supermarket in Breezy Point, NY. “I yelled, ‘wait, wait you need to come back. This is a big winner!’” After calling Fallon back to the counter, Connelly handed the $1,000,000 Mania instant ticket to the great grandmother of two and told her it was a $1,000,000 winner. Fallon immediately thanked Connelly for his honesty.

“I didn’t scratch the whole ticket. That was a mistake,” said Fallon. “If it wasn’t for (Chris) and his honesty, I could have thrown away $1,000,000 without knowing it. I guess someone was watching out for me.”

Fallon is a regular at the Breezy Point supermarket owned by Connelly’s mother Deirdre Connolly. The avid church-goer said she went to the neighborhood store on November 24, 2008 to buy Lottery scratch off tickets - one ticket from each of the store’s three different vending machines – as part of a routine she has followed religiously for the past 10 years. She never expected that she and her seven children - four sons and three daughters - would be traveling to the Lottery’s Customer Service Center in Garden City the following day to claim a $1,000,000 top prize on one of those tickets.

“Sharing this with my family, being able to give each of them a little extra something, means everything to me,” said the former homemaker who enjoys playing Lottery games as “one of life’s simple pleasures.”

Fallon and her children opted to claim the ticket as a group and will split the $1,000,000 annuity prize. Each will receive an annual payment of $6,250 before taxes. The annual net check for each will total more than $4,000. The Fallon family members scheduled to receive a share of the $1,000,000 prize include:

Mary Alice Fallon, retired homemaker, of Rockaway Point, Queens County
Peter Fallon, retired entrepreneur, of Queens Village, Queens County
David Fallon, retired marine biologist, of Miller Place, Suffolk County
Bernadette Fallon, retired school teacher and wife of Dennis Fallon, retired Wall St. trader, both of Breezy Point, Queens County
Paul Fallon, MTA administrator, of Bedford Hills, Westchester County
Susan Fallon Blum, church program administrator, of Garden City, Nassau County
Kevin Fallon, deputy inspector for the Suffolk County Police Department, of Holtsville, Suffolk County
Mary A. Fallon, attorney, of Ridgewood, NJ

I seemed to missed in the article how much she gave the gentlemen for being honest and telling her it was a winner.
It makes you think would you be that honest if you found the ticket?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/31/08 at 4:35 pm



that's kind of disappointing.... not the good samaritan part but the $4000 a year... mean.... seriously- take the lump sum already

I did the math and that's an extra $333 dollars a month...sure you can buy stuff but it's not enough to "make a difference" I'd have to keep to my job on that kind of return

and personally... I think the attorney, the police inspector and the retired entrepanuer (providing he was a successful) should give the retired homemaker mom and the retired teacher their funds...because their the ones who need it most.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/31/08 at 4:55 pm



that's kind of disappointing.... not the good samaritan part but the $4000 a year... mean.... seriously- take the lump sum already

I did the math and that's an extra $333 dollars a month...sure you can buy stuff but it's not enough to "make a difference" I'd have to keep to my job on that kind of return

and personally... I think the attorney, the police inspector and the retired entrepanuer (providing he was a successful) should give the retired homemaker mom and the retired teacher their funds...because their the ones who need it most.



There is no lump sum on scratch offs, if she would of claimed the ticket for herself she would have gotten @$34,000 a year after taxes..you don't actually win a million it turns out to be @ $850,000. but you get a payment for 20 years. unless you seell your annuities to a company.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/31/08 at 5:09 pm


There is no lump sum on scratch offs, if she would of claimed the ticket for herself she would have gotten @$34,000 a year after taxes..you don't actually win a million it turns out to be @ $850,000. but you get a payment for 20 years. unless you seell your annuities to a company.



yeah I knew a million is never really a million....and 34K is a damn sight better than 4 sorry kids... mommy already raised you. Now you're on your own  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: gibbo on 12/31/08 at 5:14 pm



yeah I knew a million is never really a million....and 34K is a damn sight better than 4 sorry kids... mommy already raised you. Now you're on your own  ;D


Yes...fly ..  be free!    Boot.... :o

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 12/31/08 at 5:17 pm



yeah I knew a million is never really a million....and 34K is a damn sight better than 4 sorry kids... mommy already raised you. Now you're on your own  ;D

I know $4000 a piece what a joke,let mom keep the money.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 12/31/08 at 5:21 pm



yeah I just read the list again and screw that! all the kids did fine for themselves


they are all administrators which means they've achieved some level of success...and, upon further inspection I see the retired teacher is married to a wall street analyst....so screw the selfish kids... they should just give mom the money back

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 01/01/09 at 10:39 am

maybe own a franchise.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/06/09 at 3:40 am

I think I'd like to build a state of the art softball complex with 4 fields, one of them a domed stadium. that would probably use up about 40 million

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/miketigerstadium.jpg welcome to my ballpark  8)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Davester on 01/06/09 at 3:42 am


  Give it to a charity...

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/06/09 at 3:44 am


   Give it to a charity...
what a waste  ::) 

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/06/09 at 3:44 am


   Give it to a charity...
of course I was only kidding.  that's admirable Davester, any particular ones in mind?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Davester on 01/06/09 at 3:47 am


what a waste  ::) 


;D


of course I was only kidding.  that's admirable Davester, any particular ones in mind?


  I knew that...

  Um, I haven't figured out which charity yet.  One that feeds hungry children, or something...

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/06/09 at 3:50 am


;D

   I knew that...

   Um, I haven't figured out which charity yet.  One that feeds hungry children, or something...
wow, there's are lots of those. so after feeding thousands of hungry children and villages, how about spending on something outrageously cool for yourself

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Davester on 01/06/09 at 3:52 am


wow, there's are lots of those. so after feeding thousands of hungry children and villages, how about spending on something outrageously cool for yourself


  There's a Full Metal Jacket DVD box set that may be out of print.  It would be cool to track one of those down...

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 01/06/09 at 7:43 am


I think I'd like to build a state of the art softball complex with 4 fields, one of them a domed stadium. that would probably use up about 40 million

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/miketigerstadium.jpg welcome to my ballpark  8)



call it Badfinger Field?  ???

;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 01/06/09 at 7:46 am

buy the Playboy Mansion. ;)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1245/544377250_d5df479919.jpg

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Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 01/06/09 at 9:05 pm


   Give it to a charity...



would you please take the time to consider me a viable charity?  ;D






  Um, I haven't figured out which charity yet.  One that feeds hungry children, or something...



for the record... I was once a child and  I am always hungry  ;)



;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 01/07/09 at 7:53 am

I'd buy Pathmark. ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/30/09 at 1:20 pm

Has the money been spent yet?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: snozberries on 01/30/09 at 2:38 pm


Has the money been spent yet?


It has in my head  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 01/30/09 at 3:16 pm


Has the money been spent yet?



No,there is plenty of money left over.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 01/31/09 at 7:40 am


Has the money been spent yet?

We could buy the riverboat casino for all of us lunatics ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 01/31/09 at 7:42 am


We could buy the riverboat casino for all of us lunatics ;D



It'll be better than keeping this cheese bus.  ;D

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/16/09 at 9:59 am

The mega millions is building back up..it's now 109 million. :)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: greenjello74 on 04/16/09 at 11:05 am

Well first I would hire my MIL to be my housekeeper, a fantasy of mine.
Buy a lighthouse in Maine to summer in
Buy an island so I could make my own laws
Fund research on a time machine
Give my kids each 1 million dollars except the 18 yr old, him I would send to Military school
Take a cruise around the world to decide how to best invest my money.
Oh yeah buy a new heart on the black market, for a transplant.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 2:59 pm


The mega millions is building back up..it's now 109 million. :)




Wow,that's a lot but when they take out taxes how much would you come home with?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/16/09 at 3:01 pm

Would all this money solved the current credit crunch?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 3:48 pm


Would all this money solved the current credit crunch?


might not be enough to cover it.  :(

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: greenjello74 on 04/16/09 at 6:57 pm


Would all this money solved the current credit crunch?


It would mine.....

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Frank on 04/17/09 at 12:04 am

Buy a big house, travel around the world, get a really COOL stereo...and bank the rest

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/17/09 at 1:57 am


Buy a big house, travel around the world, get a really COOL stereo...and bank the rest
Can you spend some of it?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/17/09 at 6:30 am


Can you spend some of it?



I know I would have to.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/19/09 at 11:44 am

It's now 130 million. :)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/09 at 3:37 pm


It's now 130 million. :)
It's gone down?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/19/09 at 3:57 pm


It's now 130 million. :)




Do you mean The New York State Lottery Jackpot? I'd take 130 million.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/19/09 at 7:27 pm




Do you mean The New York State Lottery Jackpot? I'd take 130 million.

No that's 34 million,the mega million is 130 million..CA · GA · IL · MD · MA · MI · NJ · NY · OH · TX · VA · WA.these are the states it is played in.

It's gone down?

This is a different one,someone won the 207 million a while back. no one has won it in a while so it is back up to 130 million. :)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/20/09 at 6:43 am

I'd take the money and renovate Pathmark. ;)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/09 at 6:45 am


I'd take the money and renovate Pathmark. ;)
All of the Pathmark stores?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/20/09 at 7:19 am


All of the Pathmark stores?



just the one where I'm working now,It's a pigsty and I'll even put in flyer recyclable garbage bins.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/20/09 at 7:28 pm


I'd take the money and renovate Pathmark. ;)

Does it do a lot of business at your store? Would it make a profit?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/20/09 at 7:37 pm


Does it do a lot of business at your store? Would it make a profit?



Yes,pretty much on busy days.within the next few months The Pathmark in West Hempstead Long Island will close so that means more business and even MORE wagons than before. :)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/21/09 at 5:18 am



Yes,pretty much on busy days.within the next few months The Pathmark in West Hempstead Long Island will close so that means more business and even MORE wagons than before. :)

That is good for your store but unfortunate for the employees of the West Hempstead store. Will any of their workers get switched to another store?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/21/09 at 6:37 am


That is good for your store but unfortunate for the employees of the West Hempstead store. Will any of their workers get switched to another store?



I'm pretty sure there will be more workers coming from West Hempstead to Garden City possibly within the next few months or so,nobody knows for sure yet but there is a good chance that there will be even more wagons and maybe more new workers so that means maybe my hours will be cut,who knows?  ???

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/21/09 at 7:27 am



I'm pretty sure there will be more workers coming from West Hempstead to Garden City possibly within the next few months or so,nobody knows for sure yet but there is a good chance that there will be even more wagons and maybe more new workers so that means maybe my hours will be cut,who knows?  ???

Lets hope your hours aren't cut.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/21/09 at 3:03 pm


Lets hope your hours aren't cut.



Well,if they are well then instead of 20-30hrs,It might be something like 15-20 or 20-25.And that also means 3 days instead of 2 days.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/22/09 at 7:36 am

No one won on Tuesday so the amount is...$155 million,cash option.$102.5 million

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/09 at 7:40 am


No one won on Tuesday so the amount is...$155 million,cash option.$102.5 million
So you did not win it then?

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/22/09 at 10:14 am


So you did not win it then?

No,my husband did not even spend money on it. I told him he was lucky no one won,so he better spend some for Fridays drawing.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/09 at 11:52 am


No,my husband did not even spend money on it. I told him he was lucky no one won,so he better spend some for Fridays drawing.
You must work out a system on the numbers previously drawn.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/22/09 at 4:27 pm


No one won on Tuesday so the amount is...$155 million,cash option.$102.5 million



Damn,I need that money.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/23/09 at 7:26 am


You must work out a system on the numbers previously drawn.

It would be nice if it was that easy.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/23/09 at 7:48 am


It would be nice if it was that easy.
I will take a long while to do.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/23/09 at 2:53 pm

I would probably need to pay some bills.

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: ninny on 04/24/09 at 6:09 am


I would probably need to pay some bills.

Me too. ::)

Subject: Re: Someone in Ohio won 207 million dollars.What would you do with the money?

Written By: Howard on 04/24/09 at 6:35 am

I would also help to pay for things are needed to be paid off such as the mortgage,electricity,and stuff around the house.

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