I want summer to go away when it's 100

You want summer to go away?



It's Fall,the cool temps,leaves on the ground,apple picking.

It's Fall,the cool temps,leaves on the ground,apple picking.

Then you will fudge the cold and want warmer temps.

Then you will fudge the cold and want warmer temps.


Seems like he can't be satisfied... :-\\

Seems like he can't be satisfied... :-\\
He should move to a milder climate?

Yesterday was the mid-autumn or moon festival for some oriental cultures


Did your family do anything to celebrate?

I've always had a fascination with various oriental cultures

Then you will fudge the cold and want warmer temps.



I guess you can't have it both ways. :-\\

I guess you can't have it both ways. :-\\
Why not reside in two countries with contrasting climates?

I guess you can't have it both ways. :-\\

Nope, you just have to deal with it.

fudge street people who follow you.

fudge street people who follow you.
You have stalkers?

You have stalkers?

Someone I think had his eyes on my wallet today. So I stopped to look at him in the eye, and he quickly walked away. (without my wallet, of course)

Someone I think had his eyes on my wallet today. So I stopped to look at him in the eye, and he quickly walked away. (without my wallet, of course)
So you took his instead?

So you took his instead?

Don't think he had one. He was a street person.

Don't think he had one. He was a street person.
Watch out for him in the future?

Watch out for him in the future?

Not really, too many steet people downtown to watch out for them.

Someone I think had his eyes on my wallet today. So I stopped to look at him in the eye, and he quickly walked away. (without my wallet, of course)
...btw, you wallet?  ;D

...btw, you wallet?  ;D

I don't understand.

I don't understand.
I missed out two words...
...btw, you wallet?  ;D
Should read...

...btw, you have a wallet?  ;D

I missed out two words...Should read...

...btw, you have a wallet?  ;D

I found one today. My new name is Sriparithan Kumar Singh

I found one today. My new name is Sriparithan Kumar Singh
Spend it!

Spend it!

Yay!

Yay!
Quickly!

Quickly!

Aldready done.  ;D

Aldready done.  ;D
Brilliant!

Fudge neighbors who just came home next door and I can hear it's a party and I hope it doesn't go past 1AM

Fudge neighbors who just came home next door and I can hear it's a party and I hope it doesn't go past 1AM
The same noisy neighbours as of last time?

The same noisy neighbours as of last time?

Different ones.

Different ones.
Is the noise still going on?

Why not reside in two countries with contrasting climates?
Fudge the two climate weather here today!

Someone I think had his eyes on my wallet today. So I stopped to look at him in the eye, and he quickly walked away. (without my wallet, of course)


you coulda walked away.

Fudge neighbors who just came home next door and I can hear it's a party and I hope it doesn't go past 1AM


I hate when that happens.

you coulda walked away.

I was walking away, I was being followed. But when I turned around and looked at him, he knew that I knew he was following, so he quickly went away.

I was walking away, I was being followed. But when I turned around and looked at him, he knew that I knew he was following, so he quickly went away.

...and now waiting for you to return...

...and now waiting for you to return...


I've returned.  :)

I don't usually go to that area of town. It's pretty much the drug capital of Canada in that area.

I don't usually go to that area of town. It's pretty much the drug capital of Canada in that area.


What's the least safest in Canada? ???

What's the least safest in Canada? ???

Some ares of Vancouver, some areas in Toronto. It's not as bad as New York, not even close.

What's the least safest in Canada? ???
The place where no one lives!

Some ares of Vancouver, some areas in Toronto. It's not as bad as New York, not even close.


7 years ago My family and I went on a Canada cruise near Niagra Falls.

7 years ago My family and I went on a Canada cruise near Niagra Falls.
I do not fancy a cruise near Niagra Falls.

I do not fancy a cruise near Niagra Falls.


Is it because of the water?

Is it because of the water?
More than the water...

What's the least safest in Canada? ???



well there is this one pig farm....  :-\\

Is it because of the water?


it's because of the falls...

if you get too near you could...well....fall...  ;D

it's because of the falls...

if you get too near you could...well....fall...  ;D
Exactly!

Fudge the neighbors for making such delicious-smelling hamburgers on the grill when I'm hungry

Fudge the neighbors for making such delicious-smelling hamburgers on the grill when I'm hungry


double fudge!!!!













mmmmmmm  double fudge...  :D

well there is this one pig farm....  :-\\

That's not that far away from us, 20 miles or so.

That's not that far away from us, 20 miles or so.


then I guess you guys got lucky...

then I guess you guys got lucky...

We weren't living in the area at the time all those deaths/murders occurred.

We weren't living in the area at the time all those deaths/murders occurred.


oh good... I'd be sad if you'd been killed all those years ago  ;)

We weren't living in the area at the time all those deaths/murders occurred.
These unfortunate events do happen all the time in any area of the world.

well there is this one pig farm....  :-\\


Pig Farm? ???

Fudge the neighbors for making such delicious-smelling hamburgers on the grill when I'm hungry


Could you have asked if you could join them? ???

Could you have asked if you could join them? ???
Have you ever tried?

Pig Farm? ???


There was a serial killer with a pig farm in Canada. He killed people and discarded the bodies by feeding them to the pigs. Then he slaughtered the pigs and sold them to various distributors.  I think some of that meat was sold here in the US.

Did I miss anything frank?

There was a serial killer with a pig farm in Canada. He killed people and discarded the bodies by feeding them to the pigs. Then he slaughtered the pigs and sold them to various distributors.  I think some of that meat was sold here in the US.

Did I miss anything frank?


Oh Wow.  :o :(

Have you ever tried?


I don't bother.

There was a serial killer with a pig farm in Canada. He killed people and discarded the bodies by feeding them to the pigs. Then he slaughtered the pigs and sold them to various distributors.  I think some of that meat was sold here in the US.

Did I miss anything frank?

Only the gruesome details of it. He killed prostitutes and drug addicts, female.

Only the gruesome details of it. He killed prostitutes and drug addicts, female.



sooo..... in a way he was aiding society?    ;) 


criminal minds did a great "ripped from the headlines" episode loosely based on the case....tho I was familiar with it long before I saw that ep!

There was a serial killer with a pig farm in Canada. He killed people and discarded the bodies by feeding them to the pigs. Then he slaughtered the pigs and sold them to various distributors.  I think some of that meat was sold here in the US.
Fudge them!

fudge to reading bloody murders in the newspapers.

Fudge to neighbors who moved in 6 days ago and love to slam doors.

Smite to extreme hot weather. It had all summer to get hot out here, but there wasn't much heat then...so now I guess it's payback time. :P

fudge to rain today.

fudge to rain today.
Now it is the rain?

Now it is the rain?


It seems miserable today.

fudge to rain today.

Hey, I'll trade you the rain for the heat we're having.

Nah...I guess that'll never happen.

Fudge to leaves falling off trees before changing into yellow/red color.

Hey, I'll trade you the rain for the heat we're having.

Nah...I guess that'll never happen.


ok,a deal.

Fudge to leaves falling off trees before changing into yellow/red color.


I second that fudge

It seems miserable today.
Fudge the rain for today!

Fudge the rain for today!


double the fudge for Thursday.

Fudge the guy on the bus who was yelling bad things about Orientals yesterday.

Fudge the guy on the bus who was yelling bad things about Orientals yesterday.
...it still within a week of a Full Moon!

Fudge the guy on the bus who was yelling bad things about Orientals yesterday.


was he drunk?

I don't have to fudge fliers in wagons cause the store manager will not honor them anymore so thank god for that!

was he drunk?

I don't know if that part matters; the guy just seems like he's inconsiderate.

I don't know if that part matters; the guy just seems like he's inconsiderate.


that can happen.

was he drunk?

No.

fudge to people telling me "nice day isn't it" when it's pouring rain and I have an umbrella and they don't!  ::)

fudge to people telling me "nice day isn't it" when it's pouring rain and I have an umbrella and they don't!  ::)


Why does that upset you?  They are trying to be funny (to make better a bad situation and to employ a little comraderie amongst strangers) and they are the ones getting wet, not you.  It's better then saying "This weather sucks azz and I hate being out in it, don't you?)

Why does that upset you?  They are trying to be funny (to make better a bad situation and to employ a little comraderie amongst strangers) and they are the ones getting wet, not you.  It's better then saying "This weather sucks azz and I hate being out in it, don't you?)

Good point, Patty.  Fudge to Howard for complaining about whether or not the other party has an umbrella.

fudge to silly temper tantrums

No.
Throw him off the bus!

Throw him off the bus!

In Vancouver, they guy probably has a knife or gun, I wouldn't approach such a low life.

In Vancouver, they guy probably has a knife or gun, I wouldn't approach such a low life.
You personally do not have to throw him of the bus.

You personally do not have to throw him of the bus.

I think that would be frowned upon anyways. Besides, I think the driver might be the only one with that authority.

You personally do not have to throw him of the bus.


I think that would be frowned upon anyways. Besides, I think the driver might be the only one with that authority.

The driver could have, but no driver I have ever known has ever spoken to an unrully passenger.  

I think that would be frowned upon anyways. Besides, I think the driver might be the only one with that authority.
Call the cops!

The driver could have, but no driver I have ever known has ever spoken to an unrully passenger.  

One time when I was on a city bus, the driver actually did make an announcement when two bums in the back of the bus were suspected of smoking or doing something unnice on board. He stopped the bus to make that announcement, and came this close to dropping 'em off in the middle of nowhere.

Fudge my neighbors who have been in this building for 8 days, and have woken us up 10 times a night for 7 of those 8 days, last night at 12:30AM, 1:15AM, 3:15Am and 3:45am and other times in between. I have written 3 notes to our spineless landlord and yelled at him this morning for his lack of doing anything.

As he was walking away I continued to yell at him and everyone on the sidewalk and on the street and in other units heard what has been going on in this building (we also have no heat since January, and a wasps nest for 2 years which we have written 6 long notes and he has done nothing.) ,screaming at the top of my lungs how this building is the worst on earth. That felt good!

(yeh, I know , we have to move)
Fudge the Landlord too. !

Why does that upset you?  They are trying to be funny (to make better a bad situation and to employ a little comraderie amongst strangers) and they are the ones getting wet, not you.  It's better then saying "This weather sucks azz and I hate being out in it, don't you?)


Do people have to remind me how nice it is?  ::)

fudge waiting

fudge waiting

But it was worth it.

fudge waiting
Are you being kept in limbo?

Are you being kept in limbo?

Howard got a new job in another Pathmark

Howard got a new job in another Pathmark
What is the new position?

But it was worth it.


Yes it was. :)

Howard got a new job in another Pathmark


Ozone Park Queens

What is the new position?


cartguy again. I'm ok with it.

cartguy again. I'm ok with it.

that's cool; glad you're continuing with something you're comfortable with.

Maybe someday you'll move up?

cartguy again. I'm ok with it.
Something you are familiar with.

smite to James's teacher.  We had a letter home about parent-teacher meetings asking us what time would be convenient on a choice of two days.  We said either day after 4.30.  So how come we get an appointment for 4.00!

school finishes at 3.20 so we either hang around the school for half an hour or I cycle home quickly and then cycle straight back to school!

that's cool; glad you're continuing with something you're comfortable with.

Maybe someday you'll move up?


I hope so.

I hope so.
New friends will be made there.

Getting back on topic... smite to Joe Torre for allowing a dud pitcher to start tonight's Dodger game.

Even more importantly, more smite to spammers who register here to post spam threads; the most recent of which is this one. 8-P

Even more importantly, more smite to spammers who register here to post spam threads; the most recent of which is this one. 8-P
Smite them too!

Smite them too!

That user's account should be expunged; he/she/it/banjo/sock has returned again with a couple new spam threads. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/puke.gif

That user's account should be expunged; he/she/it/banjo/sock has returned again with a couple new spam threads. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/puke.gif
We have no 24 hour watch by the mods here.

We have no 24 hour watch by the mods here.

Unfortunately we don't. I had to use the report-to-mod thingy on each one, in hopes that justice will be done.

Unfortunately we don't. I had to use the report-to-mod thingy on each one, in hopes that justice will be done.
...even one in Video Games ?

...even one in Video Games ?

He seems to be going in random places, like past spammers have done.

He seems to be going in random places, like past spammers have done.
...and there is more now!

New friends will be made there.


and new experiences.

That user's account should be expunged; he/she/it/banjo/sock has returned again with a couple new spam threads. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/puke.gif


Is it edgarclarto? ???

Is it edgarclarto? ???
Now gone!

Fudge 2010.

Is it edgarclarto? ???

I think that was his moniker. All his spam is gone, but his account isn't.

I think that was his moniker. All his spam is gone, but his account isn't.
Looks to be gone now.

Now gone!


What was that all about this morning?  ::)

Looks to be gone now.


I don't see him now.

I don't see him now.
That is the account has been closed.

That is the account has been closed.


excellent.

Fudge the killing on million of Jews during WW2

That is the account has been closed.

But it's still around. I talked to Bobo on Facebook and he said the mods wouldn't destroy the account until they have looked into the issue and reach a consensus. Something like that.

In just a few hours "edgarclarto" (that's his name) will get another smite, just because. :-X 8-P (Not now, since it hasn't been a full day since his crimes started.)

Who will I give a smite to right now? I can identify some people who I encountered on the road today:

First of all, there's this one driver who nearly ran into us on the freeway after crossing over the V-lines in attempt to get out of the exit ramp and get back on the freeway itself. He crossed into the "gore point" area (I think it's called) and just kept going, oblivious to the oncoming traffic in the right lane. So we had to swerve to avoid him. My mom and I were heading north on highway 101, but I wasn't the one driving our car. So anyway, when this creep got back into the traffic lanes, he drove very erratically, failing to signal when changing lanes, and making a few other dangerous driving moves. So on a slip of paper, I wrote down the license plate number of the car, as well as the make, model, and color of the car, and noted that a man was driving it (I could see as he passed us). And then when my mom and I got to our destination (her office; she had some work to do), she called the California Highway Patrol to report the creep, mentioning what he did and how he came so close to causing an accident. So this smite goes to "the erratic driver who nearly hit us on October 2, 2010" (for whoever is keeping the smite log).
Secondly, to people who think they can cross the street against a red light. My mom and I spotted two cases of that on the way home. The second one was a young-looking guy who jaywalked, crossing a signaled intersection diagonally (so that he passed through the center of the intersection)!

fudge to manslaughters in the newspaper.

But it's still around. I talked to Bobo on Facebook and he said the mods wouldn't destroy the account until they have looked into the issue and reach a consensus. Something like that.

In just a few hours "edgarclarto" (that's his name) will get another smite, just because. :-X 8-P (Not now, since it hasn't been a full day since his crimes started.)
I'll smite him if I could!

Who will I give a smite to right now? I can identify some people who I encountered on the road today:

First of all, there's this one driver who nearly ran into us on the freeway after crossing over the V-lines in attempt to get out of the exit ramp and get back on the freeway itself. He crossed into the "gore point" area (I think it's called) and just kept going, oblivious to the oncoming traffic in the right lane. So we had to swerve to avoid him. My mom and I were heading north on highway 101, but I wasn't the one driving our car. So anyway, when this creep got back into the traffic lanes, he drove very erratically, failing to signal when changing lanes, and making a few other dangerous driving moves. So on a slip of paper, I wrote down the license plate number of the car, as well as the make, model, and color of the car, and noted that a man was driving it (I could see as he passed us). And then when my mom and I got to our destination (her office; she had some work to do), she called the California Highway Patrol to report the creep, mentioning what he did and how he came so close to causing an accident. So this smite goes to "the erratic driver who nearly hit us on October 2, 2010" (for whoever is keeping the smite log).
Secondly, to people who think they can cross the street against a red light. My mom and I spotted two cases of that on the way home. The second one was a young-looking guy who jaywalked, crossing a signaled intersection diagonally (so that he passed through the center of the intersection)!




First of all... sounds like a typical california driver to me... tho I'm not sure I have clear picture of the incident since your terminology of V-lane and gore lane are foreign to me...  but almost no one signals when they change lanes down here or hadn't you noticed.  Personally, I hate people who stay in the slow lane when I'm trying to merge onto the freeway... you know the on ramp is coming up so speed up or move over....

secondly... if the guy was driving as erratically as you say...you should have called CHP right away- by the time you got around to calling he was probably no longer in the area and could have easily gotten off the freeway. There is nothing the police can do about an erratic driver unless they see the person driving in the same manner you describe so- 5 minutes, 10 minutes later if the police spot him and he's no longer driving that way they can't cite him because you perceived he was driving poorly. 

I hate when people call me after to fact to tell me something happened...  911 I saw a three guys looking into car windows I think I they were trying to steal stuff... when was this? 30 minutes ago... thanks.  thanks a lot.

Or I'm followed this person who was driving 85 on the freeway... where are they now? they parked and walked into a building.  ::)

here's the thing Jeff... if you had a cell phone, you could have called CHP... Ventura's non emergency dispatch number is 805-477-4174. The Ventura CHP dispatch center handles all freeway incidents from the LA county line through Santa Barbara and up to about Buellton.  And if its a real emergency then dial 9-1-1


And, I know California has no cell phone while driving law but if you need to report something to CHP you are actually authorized in an emergency to talk on your cell phone while driving.... 



finally....who cares if someone jaywalks... if there is a break in traffic or time to go for it- especially if the place I want to go is in the middle of a block I'm going to cut corners and go...  if I get hit by a car then that's on me...  but since when are you and your mom in charge of what other people decide to do... geez- jeff- lighten up man. Its not your job to regulate what other people do in the world... just take care that you do the right thing and let others be. 

 

Fudge people who drive 60.5 MPH when the speed limit is 60.  :D ;D

First of all... sounds like a typical california driver to me... tho I'm not sure I have clear picture of the incident since your terminology of V-lane and gore lane are foreign to me...  but almost no one signals when they change lanes down here or hadn't you noticed.  Personally, I hate people who stay in the slow lane when I'm trying to merge onto the freeway... you know the on ramp is coming up so speed up or move over....

secondly... if the guy was driving as erratically as you say...you should have called CHP right away- by the time you got around to calling he was probably no longer in the area and could have easily gotten off the freeway. There is nothing the police can do about an erratic driver unless they see the person driving in the same manner you describe so- 5 minutes, 10 minutes later if the police spot him and he's no longer driving that way they can't cite him because you perceived he was driving poorly.  

I hate when people call me after to fact to tell me something happened...  911 I saw a three guys looking into car windows I think I they were trying to steal stuff... when was this? 30 minutes ago... thanks.  thanks a lot.

Or I'm followed this person who was driving 85 on the freeway... where are they now? they parked and walked into a building.  ::)

here's the thing Jeff... if you had a cell phone, you could have called CHP... Ventura's non emergency dispatch number is 805-477-4174. The Ventura CHP dispatch center handles all freeway incidents from the LA county line through Santa Barbara and up to about Buellton.  And if its a real emergency then dial 9-1-1

Yes, that's the number my mother called once we got into her office. And the person she spoke to said that we could have called 9-1-1, from our cellphone, when the incident occurred. We did not know that beforehand.



And, I know California has no cell phone while driving law but if you need to report something to CHP you are actually authorized in an emergency to talk on your cell phone while driving....  

Yes, we know that now.


Re: jawalkers/ppl who cross against red lights: they could easily get hurt cuz traffic has right of way.

Fudge people who drive 60.5 MPH when the speed limit is 60.  :D ;D


fudge people who drive below 75/80  ::)  especially the ones who don't get out of my way!!!

Yes, that's the number my mother called once we got into her office. And the person she spoke to said that we could have called 9-1-1, from our cellphone, when the incident occurred. We did not know that beforehand.

Yes, we know that now.



you didn't know you could call 911 on your cell to report a "crime"


BTW- everyone should have the non emergency phone numbers for their law enforcement agency's dispatch center programmed into their phones... if you don't you should all go do that now!!! 





Re: jawalkers/ppl who cross against red lights: they could easily get hurt cuz traffic has right of way.


but what does it matter to you if they want to take that risk.  or maybe the better way to ask is how does their decision to do that affect you?

you didn't know you could call 911 on your cell to report a "crime"

While driving.
Of course I know I can call it to report a crime when I'm not. I just didn't know up until yesterday that I could do it while driving.

While driving.
Of course I know I can call it to report a crime when I'm not. I just didn't know up until yesterday that I could do it while driving.



but you weren't driving so why didn't you call when it happened while you were in the passenger seat?

but you weren't driving so why didn't you call when it happened while you were in the passenger seat?


I was at first shaken up. Then I had to take a moment to jot all the info down (including any other erratic things he did) so that we could make the report.

fudge people who drive below 75/80  ::)  especially the ones who don't get out of my way!!!

And to those who do it to pass me unsafely on the right.

And to those who do it to pass me unsafely on the right.



well we pass on the right when you don't move over so.... ya know... .move over!  ;D

Fudge to my own clumsiness.  I have banged up my little toe yet again.  I'm always hitting them on something. 

Fudge to my own clumsiness.  I have banged up my little toe yet again.  I'm always hitting them on something. 
...wear shoes!

...wear shoes!


Yes, mother.  ;D

fudge to loss of carts today.

Fudge to my own clumsiness.  I have banged up my little toe yet again.  I'm always hitting them on something. 


wear cotton socks.

fudge to loss of carts today.


they took all the carts away? already?  :o

they took all the carts away? already?  :o


Last Week between 50-100 and transfered them to another Pathmark.http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/3162817288_c606f70af4.jpg

well the stores- closing so they have to get rid of them....

well the stores- closing so they have to get rid of them....


and some customers are yelling at me.  ::)

and some customers are yelling at me.  ::)


tell them to go away.  ;D

tell them to go away.  ;D


well it's not my fault.

well it's not my fault.


we know it's not your fault howard.

It's their fault.

Fudge thinking about where to move to.

fudge to the cold rain.

fudge to the cold rain.

Well, you keopt fudging summer and wanted autumn to arrive. It's here.

Well, you keopt fudging summer and wanted autumn to arrive. It's here.

Seems like he just can't be satisfied with the weather. ::)

Well, you keopt fudging summer and wanted autumn to arrive. It's here.


I'm either cold or hot.

Fudge that our building has no heating right now, and for quite awhile.

Fudge it when your mind goes into a non-thinking mode!

Fudge 70 story buildings falling on your body

fudge this board this afternoon when it was down after 4pm.

Fudge Gilligan for always screwing up and leaving the castaways stranded on that island. Stranded with Maryann, Ginger..hey...maybe Gilligan knew what he was doing... ;)

fudge the computer,it got stuck again.

Having just cruised into a thread in which the primary activity appeared to be nothing more than inflating post counts for the sake of moving up on a list of boards that are populated mostly by spammers, y'all know who y'are, and why.

Why not just keep the spam to one board, if that's all that matters?

Having just cruised into a thread in which the primary activity appeared to be nothing more than inflating post counts for the sake of moving up on a list of boards that are populated mostly by spammers, y'all know who y'are, and why.

Why not just keep the spam to one board, if that's all that matters?



this thread used to be fun... it was a great social outlet... lately it has served another purpose for a select few...  ::)

fudge the computer,it got stuck again.
The mouse, the keypad?

The mouse, the keypad?


the hard drive.

the hard drive.

Seems like we've gone through this before...

Fudge motorcycles that drive 50 mph down back alleys and wake up the neighborhood.

Seems like we've gone through this before...


I keep putting it off.

Fudge 3-headed space aliens who can make themselves invisible when you least expect it.

Fudge computer desks that don't clean themselves

I keep putting it off.

Why? Other obligations/other stuff preventing you from making the call/appointment?

the hard drive.
Over use?

Over use?


that could be the case.

Why? Other obligations/other stuff preventing you from making the call/appointment?


I have to pay off for some new windows for my room first.

Fudge people who yell out racist slurs on the bus ( or anywhere)

Fudge people who yell out racist slurs on the bus ( or anywhere)

I second that.

Fudge people who yell out racist slurs on the bus ( or anywhere)
Especially on a bus!

Fudge people who yell out racist slurs on the bus ( or anywhere)


fudge that too.

Fudge children who throw baseballs through peoples windows
(snoz's fudge would have stopped after the first two words  ;)

Smite the Atlanta Braves. Nuff said. :-X

Fudge children who throw baseballs through peoples windows
...on buses?

Fudge children who throw baseballs through peoples windows
(snoz's fudge would have stopped after the first two words  ;)


fudge the parents who don't teach them.

fudge the parents who don't teach them.
In some cases, it is just the parent not parents.... !

Fudge to snobs!  Especially when you know where they've come from and where they've been!

Smite the Atlanta Braves. Nuff said. :-X


someone should create a separate sports fudge thread in the sports section of the board  ::) 

Fudge children who throw baseballs through peoples windows
(snoz's fudge would have stopped after the first two words  ;)



so true!!! fudge frank for using too many words....

someone should create a separate sports fudge thread in the sports section of the board  ::) 

Just like the "Howard fudges the weather or pathmark " thread

Just like the "Howard fudges the weather or pathmark " thread


Yeah!!!

fudge the parents who don't teach them.

Yeah!

someone should create a separate sports fudge thread in the sports section of the board  ::) 

Now that you mention it, I think that's a good suggestion...of course I do that on the general threads anyway when I complain about my favourite teams losing or my least-favourite teams winning.

Now that you mention it, I think that's a good suggestion...of course I do that on the general threads anyway when I complain about my favourite teams losing or my least-favourite teams winning.


yeah but it would save you from having to do it here... plus if you did you could not just fudge teams who are better than the Dodgers. you could fudge coaches, players, sportscasters, fans.... and any other sports related incidents that might arise...  

yeah but it would save you from having to do it here... plus if you did you could not just fudge teams who are better than the Dodgers. you could fudge coaches, players, sportscasters, fans.... and any other sports related incidents that might arise...  

Yeah; sometimes I do fudge specific players or other sports personnel for their certain actions...

Yeah; sometimes I do fudge specific players or other sports personnel for their certain actions...


I know.....

In some cases, it is just the parent not parents.... !


Exactly.

Just like the "Howard fudges the weather or pathmark " thread


nothing to fudge in Pathmark anymore.

Tonight I'm doing an explore trip on the walrus scripts just to find how much I have been slapped on the scruff of the neck.
Oh My ! I can't believe I earned more than eighty smites in only a week logged in  :\'(

How awful I must've been at times  8-P.

Well there's the way it goes.

I beg you smite at me when you don't pick what I'm trying to say...Ok?

Tonight I'm doing an explore trip on the walrus scripts just to find how much I have been slapped on the scruff of the neck.
Oh My ! I can't believe I earned more than eighty smites in only a week logged in  :\'(

How awful I must've been at times  8-P.

Well there's the way it goes.

I beg you smite at me when you don't pick what I'm trying to say...Ok?



I probably smited you because you used to talk in verse alot and it annoyed me...  ;D 
but I told you that at the time so it wasn't a secret or anything! 


look at your karma score tho paco-  next to that is your fudge score.... you only have two.. and neither of them are from me!  :)

I better reverse my tendency to put everithing into verse  :P

Karma for being so king not smiting at me for a long while cute Q  ;) :P

I better reverse my tendency to put everithing into verse  :P

Karma for being so king not smiting at me for a long while cute Q  ;) :P


;D 


you do what you do paco--- I just decided I'd read any of your posts that aren't in verse... if they are in verse I may not read them but thats my choice...you keep doing what you do it's fun to have you back.

I returned the karma. Thank you!

nothing to fudge in Pathmark anymore.
...famous last words?

;D  


you do what you do paco--- I just decided I'd read any of your posts that aren't in verse... if they are in verse I may not read them but thats my choice...you keep doing what you do it's fun to have you back.

I returned the karma. Thank you!


Well,
Cute Q, I guess you can't fight fate
Yes, I'll still be your penguin poet mate
so, in spite of earning some more fudge
sorry I think I will no point at all budge. :-*

At least you cast a spell on me using your scary witch wand, Ma'am  ::) :P

Well,
Cute Q, I guess you can't fight fate
Yes, I'll still be your penguin poet mate
so, in spite of earning some more fudge
sorry I think I will no point at all budge. :-*

At least you cast a spell on me using your scary witch wand, Ma'am  ::) :P




Cat's the witch...not me... I'm the bitch...

...famous last words?


until I go to the new one in just a few weeks.

Cat's the witch...not me... I'm the bitch...


I wonder how kinda bitch you could be  ???

Hard to find out, mainly for a man from abroad  :-X who has little brain and a half mouth
to say what he barely knows about women, witches or bitches able to say the lewdest speeches  :P

I guess my next fudge is on its way to Spain  :-\\

I wonder how kinda bitch you could be  ???

Hard to find out, mainly for a man from abroad  :-X who has little brain and a half mouth
to say what he barely knows about women, witches or bitches able to say the lewdest speeches  :P

I guess my next fudge is on its way to Spain  :-\\


I don't fudge what makes me laugh  ;D

You're well cunning  ;) my beloved cute Q  :P

fudge the parents who don't teach them.


Not always the parents fault.  You can teach your kids right from wrong but it is still up to them to make the right decision. 

Fudge to people who blame the parents for everything their child does.

Cat's the witch...not me... I'm the bitch...



;D Karma

Not always the parents fault.  You can teach your kids right from wrong but it is still up to them to make the right decision.  

good point.



Fudge to people who blame the parents for everything their child does.

Agreed...and to other groups of people who do something naughty and blame other people for it. I see that kind of thing all the time, it makes me sick.

Fudge whomever stole the two pumpkins that my dad grew out of his garden for me and my hubby.  They were just small ones, not really carving size and WTF do they cost in the store - $3 or something?  Stole them right out in front of our house. 

I'm hungry

Fudge to "family guy" for going "a little overbaord" in a religious sketch.

Fudge to "family guy" for going "a little overbaord" in a religious sketch.


no such thing in my book!  :)

no such thing in my book!  :)

We have different books.  ;)

Fudge whomever stole the two pumpkins that my dad grew out of his garden for me and my hubby.  They were just small ones, not really carving size and WTF do they cost in the store - $3 or something?  Stole them right out in front of our house. 


You must find the culprits.

Fudge the lack of buses on the roads of London!

fudge to lack of common sense on the buses.

fudge to lack of common sense on the buses.
By passengers or drivers?

By passengers or drivers?


passengers,when the bus keeps going and they ring the bell but it's too late because they missed their stop. ::)

Fudge delivery food that is cold.

passengers,when the bus keeps going and they ring the bell but it's too late because they missed their stop. ::)


howard that's not lacking common sense. That's making an honest to goodness mistake.  They might not have realized it was their stop until the bus started moving again. It happens. People day dream or are reading the paper....or they just blank out.

I have missed my exit off the freeway a few times because I didn't realize it was coming up until I passed it...

passengers,when the bus keeps going and they ring the bell but it's too late because they missed their stop. ::)

howard that's not lacking common sense. That's making an honest to goodness mistake.  They might not have realized it was their stop until the bus started moving again. It happens. People day dream or are reading the paper....or they just blank out.

I have missed my exit off the freeway a few times because I didn't realize it was coming up until I passed it...
Passengers can be strangers to the area too!

Passengers can be strangers to the area too!

Especially when they've never been to the area in question.



They might not have realized it was their stop until the bus started moving again. It happens. People day dream or are reading the paper....or they just blank out.


...and unwittingly become oblivious to their surroundings. Happens a lot, by honest mistake.

Fudge delivery food that is cold.

Yes!  I second that fudge!  If I had wanted my food cold, I would have taken something out of my fridge and not cooked it!

Passengers can be strangers to the area too!


Right,they might not know the area.

Right,they might not know the area.
At least the driver should know, the passengers should ask the driver when boarding the bus when and where the stop will be.

At least the driver should know, the passengers should ask the driver when boarding the bus when and where the stop will be.


some of them just don't do that sometimes.  ::)

some of them just don't do that sometimes.  ::)
Thus, not producing a good customer service.

pushing and shoving on the city buses.

pushing and shoving on the city buses.
...get on an empty bus!

...get on an empty bus!



You can hardly find an empty bus these days.

You can hardly find an empty bus these days.
Travel earlier in the day?

Travel earlier in the day?


After 2pm when my shift is over buses are half empty.

After 2pm when my shift is over buses are half empty.
...there you go!

...there you go!


Saturday and Sunday Afternoon are best.

Saturday and Sunday Afternoon are best.
Everyone is at the shops?

Everyone is at the shops?


some of them come home from the shops and some don't work on weekends.

Smite to my printer; it does not seem to wanna work, and we've only had it for two months. My mom already called tech support on the issue.

Smite to my printer; it does not seem to wanna work, and we've only had it for two months. My mom already called tech support on the issue.
Still under guarantee?

Smite to my printer; it does not seem to wanna work, and we've only had it for two months. My mom already called tech support on the issue.


ran out of ink?

ran out of ink?

No, it just wouldn't turn on. It was plugged in and everything, but we couldn't press the power button to turn it on. Even holding it down for a certain number of seconds (like you have to do with some machines) didn't help.



Still under guarantee?

yes.

No, it just wouldn't turn on. It was plugged in and everything, but we couldn't press the power button to turn it on. Even holding it down for a certain number of seconds (like you have to do with some machines) didn't help.
It's a mystery!

No, it just wouldn't turn on. It was plugged in and everything, but we couldn't press the power button to turn it on. Even holding it down for a certain number of seconds (like you have to do with some machines) didn't help.



My Brother MFC 420 scanner/fax/printer does the same thing from time to time.  I have to physically unplug it from the power bar and use a different slot on the bar or sometimes just plug it back into the very same slot that I just unplugged it from.  I have no idea why this fixes it, but it does.  ???

fudge to this one person on the bus and ruins it for the others,he wanted to get on the back of the bus because the bus was very crowded coming home,It was raining and he wanted to get on without paying the fare. ::)

fudge to this one person on the bus and ruins it for the others,he wanted to get on the back of the bus because the bus was very crowded coming home,It was raining and he wanted to get on without paying the fare. ::)

So he tried to evade the fare payment? He can't do that (or shouldn't be able to, at that). It's one thing if you have a bus pass which you can show to the operator, but it's another if you have no form of payment at all. ::)

My Brother MFC 420 scanner/fax/printer does the same thing from time to time.  I have to physically unplug it from the power bar and use a different slot on the bar or sometimes just plug it back into the very same slot that I just unplugged it from.  I have no idea why this fixes it, but it does.  ???

Yeah, ours is plugged into a power strip; we tried unplugging it from there and plugging it back in, but that didn't help either. We're going to get it fixed tomorrow.

fudge to this one person on the bus and ruins it for the others,he wanted to get on the back of the bus because the bus was very crowded coming home,It was raining and he wanted to get on without paying the fare. ::)
Fudge him!

Fudge him!


I don't know what that guy was thinking,I know it's raining heavy but you're delaying passengers by just standing there back door open,door open and raining,bus drivers just can't have sympathy for one person on a crowded bus,you either tell him to get off the bus,delay the passengers,stop the bus or call Transit Authority.