Smite to the leaky kitchen faucet.

no           really?

Yes. I had to work on it. I never went to English school, but french school instead. Spelling in English is more of a challenge to me than most here.

English is a weird combination of things. 

English is a weird combination of things. 

I know! There are so many inconsistencies with it.

Now I feel the need to smite Superflykid2008. :-X

Now I feel the need to smite Superflykid2008. :-X
...and Mr. Bump?

...and Mr. Bump?


Did he arrive? ???

Did he arrive? ???
Only temporary.

...and Mr. Bump?

No, not yet. Only Superflykid.

Only temporary.


I just saw him on before.

Fudge the online radio station Beethoven.com who now charge for registering hear the music!

Fudge the online radio station Beethoven.com who now charge for registering hear the music!


How much are they charging?

Fudge to people on the first floor in our building, who decided to move in between 12:30am and 1:30am this morning, disturbing the whole building.

^They couldn't wait until after the sun came up? How rude. :-\\

Fudge to people on the first floor in our building, who decided to move in between 12:30am and 1:30am this morning, disturbing the whole building.
Is it cheaper to move in at that time?

maybe that was the only time they could do it because of work and stuff... I know when I am on graveyards I do everything in the middle of the night on my days off because I need to maintain the schedule throughout the rotation.

Is it cheaper to move in at that time?

No.
^They couldn't wait until after the sun came up? How rude. :-\\

Very.


maybe that was the only time they could do it because of work and stuff... I know when I am on graveyards I do everything in the middle of the night on my days off because I need to maintain the schedule throughout the rotation.

Could be, but it's sep6th, not like it's the end/start of the month. And they didn't have to yap away outside as well, with mindless conversation.  Wake up the whole building.

Fudge to people on the first floor in our building, who decided to move in between 12:30am and 1:30am this morning, disturbing the whole building.


Why so early?

Why so early?

Because they are inconsiderate and don't care about others. (And our building law says no moving in after 11PM)

Because they are inconsiderate and don't care about others. (And our building law says no moving in after 11PM)


They should've listened.  ::)

Because they are inconsiderate and don't care about others. (And our building law says no moving in after 11PM)
Are the new neighbours on your Christmas Card list?

Are the new neighbours on your Christmas Card list?

They probably didn't know any better ( I hope), and who knows they might turn out to be nice neighbours.

They probably didn't know any better ( I hope), and who knows they might turn out to be nice neighbours.


some nasty ones could turn out to be nice.

They probably didn't know any better ( I hope), and who knows they might turn out to be nice neighbours.
Has the BBQ season finished now?

stupid car drivers who speed past you only to slam on the brakes because you are cycling past their turning.

Because they are inconsiderate and don't care about others. (And our building law says no moving in after 11PM)

Aha!



some nasty ones could turn out to be nice.

That is, when/if you finally meet them.

I used to live in a mobile home park, and many of the other tenants came and went over the 20 years we were living there. Some of 'em were decent, but others were a pain. For example, there was a family that lived across from us during our final two years there (1998-2000) and the dude that lived there was very inconsiderate (I already smote him a long time ago when we last talked about annoying neighbors). And next door to us, was a weird bunch who was also inconsiderate, but one of the guys who lived there (who was actually a year or two my senior) was actually nice compared to the rest of the bunch.

Fudge that May comes before October in a calender year.

Fudge that May comes before October in a calender year.


Not if you have a 16 month calendar!!!  :D

Fudge that May comes before October in a calender year.
How about fudging next year's May?

Has the BBQ season finished now?


I think so.

Fudge that May comes before October in a calender year.
Is last year's May worth fudging?

fudge this small inconvienience in my house.

fudge this small inconvienience in my house.


well we've never heard you call it  that before  ;D

well we've never heard you call it  that before  ;D


we're getting our small bathroom redone.

fudge this small inconvienience in my house.
Only a small one?

Only a small one?


we have 2 bathrooms one upstairs and one downstairs

we have 2 bathrooms one upstairs and one downstairs
Which one is the smaller one?

Which one is the smaller one?


one is small,downstairs.

we have 2 bathrooms one upstairs and one downstairs

We have two bathrooms upstairs and one downstairs, but there is a problem with a certain appliance in the downstairs bathroom, so I am staying out of there until my family gets back next weekend.

one is small,downstairs.
TMI?

Fudge to Howard, Philip and nally for this boring bathroom exchange!

And fudge to the a$$face that cut me off today to beat me to the red light!  Bravo, bonehead!!

Fudge to Howard, Philip and nally for this boring bathroom exchange!

And fudge to the a$$face that cut me off today to beat me to the red light!  Bravo, bonehead!!


Wth... I'll smite the a$$face too....mostly because I just wanted to type a$$face!  ;D

Fudge to effing life on the farm (sorry to those who use FB - repeat)!  Our calf-pet just up and died :\'(  tears are here at the house for all who are minus the y chromosome  :\'(

Fudge to effing life on the farm (sorry to those who use FB - repeat)!  Our calf-pet just up and died :\'(  tears are here at the house for all who are minus the y chromosome  :\'(


sorry sami.

Fudge to effing life on the farm (sorry to those who use FB - repeat)!  Our calf-pet just up and died :\'(  tears are here at the house for all who are minus the y chromosome  :\'(


Aww, that sucks!  (((HUGS)))

sorry sami.

Aww, that sucks!  (((HUGS)))
It does, I know... it is supposed to be a calf to be used for food.  But when one bottle feeds, trains, and is the only parent the calf knows, and you even let it loose in your backyard; it becomes a pet.  My heart hurts, and I know my daughters hearts hurt, and I even think my non-emotional hubby's heart hurts :-\\

What a bummer.

Wth... I'll smite the a$$face too....mostly because I just wanted to type a$$face!  ;D

I think I'll smite that a$$face as well! And to any a$$faces that cut me off when I'm driving!

Man, that felt good to type.

Sorry for the loss of your calf, Sami

Sorry for the loss of your calf, Sami

ditto

Wth... I'll smite the a$$face too....mostly because I just wanted to type a$$face!  ;D



Let me try...a$$face a$$face a$$face...you're right, it is fun. :D




Fudge to effing life on the farm (sorry to those who use FB - repeat)!  Our calf-pet just up and died :\'(  tears are here at the house for all who are minus the y chromosome  :\'(


Sorry to hear that, Sami.

ditto

Sorry to hear that, Sami.

ditto

Sorry for the loss of your calf, Sami
Thanks all - just been a really bad year...

Sorry to hear that, Sami.
Thanks all - just been a really bad year...


any idea what the cause was? will insurance cover this one at least?

any idea what the cause was? will insurance cover this one at least?
Nope...  and not a chance.  It has been sort of a mystery for a while.  The calf just seemed to have a failure to thrive, unless it was under constant attention. It was a bottle calf, it's mother failed to care for it. When we went to county fair, it just wouldn't drink the water (which usually is just a problem between city water and rural/well water) and even when we brought water from home it wouldn't drink, finally we put the water in a bottle and it drank and was fine (it had been off a bottle for at least a month).  We came home, weaned all the calves from their mom, and it had lots of calves around, and it did not seem to socialize.  We came home from state fair, and it was in the lot panting, gant, sunken and no strength.  Went out to lot, gave it a bottle of water and it drank it, got up and it went into the pen with us.  We had another sick heifer, and so I put it in our fenced in back yard, and it did wonderful - left it there while we went back to fair.  Came home, all fine - except for my plants/landscape.  Put it back in lot with calves, and came home from start of school and again Izzy lying, gant and no strength. Got her in gave her some meds and electrolytes, all seemed good over the weekend and she was laying dead today.  :\'(  I can say we tried everything and we loved her.  She became a pet in our yard, she would come to you when you came home...  was cute at 150 lbs, probably not so cute at 1,500 lbs...

Nope...  and not a chance.  It has been sort of a mystery for a while.  The calf just seemed to have a failure to thrive, unless it was under constant attention. It was a bottle calf, it's mother failed to care for it. When we went to county fair, it just wouldn't drink the water (which usually is just a problem between city water and rural/well water) and even when we brought water from home it wouldn't drink, finally we put the water in a bottle and it drank and was fine (it had been off a bottle for at least a month).  We came home, weaned all the calves from their mom, and it had lots of calves around, and it did not seem to socialize.  We came home from state fair, and it was in the lot panting, gant, sunken and no strength.  Went out to lot, gave it a bottle of water and it drank it, got up and it went into the pen with us.  We had another sick heifer, and so I put it in our fenced in back yard, and it did wonderful - left it there while we went back to fair.  Came home, all fine - except for my plants/landscape.  Put it back in lot with calves, and came home from start of school and again Izzy lying, gant and no strength. Got her in gave her some meds and electrolytes, all seemed good over the weekend and she was laying dead today.   :\'(  I can say we tried everything and we loved her.  She became a pet in our yard, she would come to you when you came home...  was cute at 150 lbs, probably not so cute at 1,500 lbs...


that's horrible but, as you said, you tried everything you could...  :\'(

Fudge to effing life on the farm (sorry to those who use FB - repeat)!  Our calf-pet just up and died :\'(  tears are here at the house for all who are minus the y chromosome  :\'(

Ohh.sorry to hear that. Sad and terrible.

Ohh.sorry to hear that. Sad and terrible.
Thanks!

TMI?


and our toilet bowl is downstairs in the basement.

Fudge to effing life on the farm (sorry to those who use FB - repeat)!  Our calf-pet just up and died :\'(  tears are here at the house for all who are minus the y chromosome  :\'(


I'm sorry about your calf.

Fudge Kramer for not knocking on Jerry's door but just barging in.

Fudge Kramer for not knocking on Jerry's door but just barging in.

Fudge that racist pig Michael Richards  >:(

Fudge Kramer for not knocking on Jerry's door but just barging in.

Other sitcoms have had that gag too...such as Urkel barging into the Winslows' home unannounced.


Anyhoo, I really need to smite that infamous "Beat L.A!" chant that the Padres and Giants fans use when the Dodgers play in their ballparks. 8-P

It does, I know... it is supposed to be a calf to be used for food.  But when one bottle feeds, trains, and is the only parent the calf knows, and you even let it loose in your backyard; it becomes a pet.  My heart hurts, and I know my daughters hearts hurt, and I even think my non-emotional hubby's heart hurts :-\\

What a bummer.


Awww, so sad.  :\'( :\'(

I could never raise an animal for food, I know I'd be too attached. 

I could never raise an animal for food, I know I'd be too attached. 

I feel the same.

Fudge Kramer for not knocking on Jerry's door but just barging in.


http://www.leedberg.com/seinfeld/kramer/kramer.jpg

he should learn to knock.

Fudge sinus headaches

fudge George Costanza for being unemployed and living with his parents.

Fudge when mosquitos fly in your ear at 3:32am, and then again ten minutes later and wake you up, and you wish you had a machine gun to shoot them all.

fudge George Costanza for being unemployed and living with his parents.

Sometimes he was employed.

And um. You can't fudge yourself Howard and you are about to become George costanza  ;D

Fudge when mosquitos fly in your ear at 3:32am, and then again ten minutes later and wake you up, and you wish you had a machine gun to shoot them all.

If you didn't live in Canada you could sleep indoors... No more mosquitoes.  ;)

Fudge when mosquitos fly in your ear at 3:32am, and then again ten minutes later and wake you up, and you wish you had a machine gun to shoot them all.
Fudge machine gun suppliers!

Sometimes he was employed.

And um. You can't fudge yourself Howard and you are about to become George costanza  ;D


Well at least he never pushed carts.  ::)

Well at least he never pushed carts.  ::)


you don't know that... just because he never did on the show doesn't mean he never did it.

you don't know that... just because he never did on the show doesn't mean he never did it.


George Costanza would be great doing carts,he'd be complaining up a storm. ;D

If you didn't live in Canada you could sleep indoors... No more mosquitoes.  ;)

Sleep...indoors? Who will watch to make sure the Polar Bears don't attack?  What happens to the night time ice fishing? The igllo only is the size of 200 sq feet, we can store supplies and one of the 3 TVs we have in Canada inside. Sleep indorors? ha! I Wish!
You mean...people sleep indoors in USA?  ;)

Well at least he never pushed carts.  ::)
Is this known?

Sleep...indoors? Who will watch to make sure the Polar Bears don't attack?  What happens to the night time ice fishing? The igllo only is the size of 200 sq feet, we can store supplies and one of the 3 TVs we have in Canada inside. Sleep indorors? ha! I Wish!
You mean...people sleep indoors in USA?  ;)



;D

Is this known?



Yes I think so.

Fudge motorcycles that weave in and out of traffic at incredible speeds.

Fudge motorcycles that weave in and out of traffic at incredible speeds.

I second that!

Fudge motorcycles that weave in and out of traffic at incredible speeds.
Motorcyclists should wait along with the cars!

Motorcyclists should wait along with the cars!


that happens in the parking lot.  :o

stupid car drivers who speed past you only to slam on the brakes because you are cycling past their turning.


today the driver didn't slam on the brakes - James and I had to!

Fudge Barbara Windsor for leaving Eastenders!

Fudge bad luck on the farm

fudge gravity

Fudge inertia!

fudge gravity

fall down again, Howard?  ;)

fall down again, Howard?  ;)
Hasn't gravity been fudged before?

Hasn't gravity been fudged before?
...by Howard?

Hasn't gravity been fudged before?

...by Howard?

He continues to gravitate towards it.

Fudge to our sewer backing up!  >:( 8-P

Fudge to our sewer backing up!   >:( 8-P


Double fudge!

Smite the newspaper for not showing up this morning.

Exactly one hour ago, I even called the number for service, and they said that "a new paper (would) be delivered to your home within one hour"...still no luck. :(

Fudge to our sewer backing up!   >:( 8-P
Ewww I fudge that one for you

mmmm sewer fudge.

mmmm sewer fudge.
It does not sound nice?

It does not sound nice?


but it's fudge... what's not to love!!!

fall down again, Howard?  ;)



no,just needed something fudge about.

Smite the newspaper for not showing up this morning.

Exactly one hour ago, I even called the number for service, and they said that "a new paper (would) be delivered to your home within one hour"...still no luck. :(


I hate when the newspaper doesn't show up. >:(

I hate when the newspaper doesn't show up. >:(

Update: About an hour ago, I looked on my front porch again, and the newspaper was finally there!! :)

However, the smite still stands because it didn't come on time when it was supposed to, and didn't come within the hour after I called the automated line. But the important thing is that it's finally here, safe and sound. :)

You can actually read the newspaper on line now, nally. 

You can actually read the newspaper on line now, nally. 
Some newspapers over here are now charging to view, so they can be fudged!

fudge over ripe bananas,stupid produce people freezing their fruit then serving it on display. ::)

fudge over ripe bananas,stupid produce people freezing their fruit then serving it on display. ::)
Pathmark again?

Pathmark again?


Yeah,they were in the bag nice and yellow then a day later,all brown and gunky smelling.  :P

Yeah,they were in the bag nice and yellow then a day later,all brown and gunky smelling.  :P
It is known to never put bananas in the fridge

It is known to never put bananas in the fridge


tell that to the produce people. ::)

tell that to the produce people. ::)
It is a known fact, and the produce people should already know that!

It is a known fact, and the produce people should already know that!


they should learn! ::)

Some newspapers over here are now charging to view, so they can be fudged!


here, if you have a home subscription you can also view the paper online

fudge to this guy who was off duty at the supermarket was chatting up with one of the female cashiers,wasting Me and my Father's time.  ::)

fudge to this guy who was off duty at the supermarket was chatting up with one of the female cashiers,wasting Me and my Father's time.  ::)
Did you complain to the management at the time?

Did you complain to the management at the time?



No,My Father yelled at the guy and he walked away quietly.

^ I don't suppose you ever talked to he girl in Seafood while she was working, huh?  ;)



Fudge that the bathroom is on the second floor and I spend the majority of my time on the first floor

^ I don't suppose you ever talked to he girl in Seafood while she was working, huh?   ;)



Fudge that the bathroom is on the second floor and I spend the majority of my time on the first floor


Don't forget the time he got yelled at for talking to his friend who works in the deli section.

No,My Father yelled at the guy and he walked away quietly.
Yelling is not good enough, talking loud gets us nowhere!

^ I don't suppose you ever talked to he girl in Seafood while she was working, huh?   ;)



Fudge that the bathroom is on the second floor and I spend the majority of my time on the first floor


No Kamika told me that she's not interested in me,Her And I will just stay friends. But I do talk to her once in a while.

Don't forget the time he got yelled at for talking to his friend who works in the deli section.


that woman got put someplace else (transfered) to another Pathmark.

Yelling is not good enough, talking loud gets us nowhere!


I know tell me about it. ::)

No Kamika told me that she's not interested in me,Her And I will just stay friends. But I do talk to her once in a while.


I think the point Patty was trying to make is that you have talked to your friends at work while they were working... in front of customers.




that woman got put someplace else (transfered) to another Pathmark.




It was also my point as well Howard.

Yelling is not good enough, talking loud gets us nowhere!

That's right; especially when the person is in the same room as you, and can hear you when you talk in a normal tone.

I think the point Patty was trying to make is that you have talked to your friends at work while they were working... in front of customers.





It was also my point as well Howard.


I understand your first point,you shouldn't talk to people while they're on the clock.

I think the point Patty was trying to make is that you have talked to your friends at work while they were working... in front of customers.



I understand your first point,you shouldn't talk to people while they're on the clock.

No you shouldn't. Work comes first. You can find time to talk to people when they're not busy...and if not, then that's that.

No you shouldn't. Work comes first. You can find time to talk to people when they're not busy...and if not, then that's that.


it's a distraction.

it's a distraction.

Yes, and those things should be avoided while working.

When I worked, I stayed focused at all times, taking breaks every so often. The only times I got interrupted was when a boss or one of my coworkers asked me to do something for them.

Yes, and those things should be avoided while working.

When I worked, I stayed focused at all times, taking breaks every so often. The only times I got interrupted was when a boss or one of my coworkers asked me to do something for them.


I try to stay focused myself.

I try to stay focused myself.

As do I. However, I do get the occasional distraction. But not at the office, as I mentioned above.

I give smite to stations that overdo the commercials. Yes I know that ads are necessary for broadcasting, and I've complained about them time and again, but sometimes I've seen a station overdo it with them that they fail to finish the commercial breaks in time to get back to the main program (especially when said program is live, like a ballgame), and you end up missing part of it because of that.

So to recap (for whoever is tallying the smites), my smite goes to stations that overdo commercials.

fudge to this woman who wanted to be a smartass yesterday by leaving the wagon in the middle of the parking lot and cars came so close in hitting it. ::)

fudge to this woman who wanted to be a smartass yesterday by leaving the wagon in the middle of the parking lot and cars came so close in hitting it. ::)

Good thing Cartmen work there coz it's their job to put them where they belong and out of the way of cars.

Fudge stupid non-obvious websites. 

Elizabeth missed a violin lesson because we couldn't use the school website to check when the lesson was because you have to be registered.  I tried to register my name and e-mail to be told there were no students registered to me.  It failed to tell me how to register students to me (quite a simple process when someone tells you).  Now we will be charged for the lesson she didn't go to even though it wasn't our fault.

fudge to this woman who wanted to be a smartass yesterday by leaving the wagon in the middle of the parking lot and cars came so close in hitting it. ::)
Is it not you job to put carts into the correct place?

Fudge wikipedia for it is downloading!!!!

Good thing Cartmen work there coz it's their job to put them where they belong and out of the way of cars.


That's right Frank. ;)

Is it not you job to put carts into the correct place?



Yes but this other customer was nice enough to put to the side.

Fudge to loneliness on the boards right now.

Fudge to loneliness on the boards right now.


It sure is at the moment.

Fudge to loneliness on the boards right now.
It is not lonely now!

fudge to not getting through to someone at work. ::)

fudge to not getting through to someone at work. ::)

At on another board, totally unrelated to this one, Howard's boss posts the same message. ;)

I forgot what I was going to say

fudge to not getting through to someone at work. ::)
We feel your pain  ::)

At on another board, totally unrelated to this one, Howard's boss posts the same message. ;)



What do you mean? ???

fudge to heavy rain.

We feel your pain  ::)

We do... ;)


What do you mean? ???

It was intended to be funny.

At on another board, totally unrelated to this one, Howard's boss posts the same message. ;)


Ooh I missed that... funny!

What do you mean? ???


that sometimes you're hard to get through to.... you probably mean on the phone but I don't

Ooh I missed that... funny!

If I wouldn't have typed that, maybe you, cat, sami, or someone else may have.

If I wouldn't have typed that, maybe you, cat, sami, or someone else may have.


I thought about it that's for sure!  ;D

that sometimes you're hard to get through to.... you probably mean on the phone but I don't


Yes I meant on the phone.

Fudge people who fish in their bathtubs and complain when they don't catch a 20 pound trout

Fudge people who fish in their bathtubs and complain when they don't catch a 20 pound trout
How about fishing in someone else's bathtub?

Fudge people who fish in their bathtubs and complain when they don't catch a 20 pound trout


Why would someone do that?  ::)

Fudge nuclear missiles pounding the roof of my home.

Fudge nuclear missiles pounding the roof of my home.



well if you'd just open the skylight for them they wouldn't have to pound the roof now would they?  :P

well if you'd just open the skylight for them they wouldn't have to pound the roof now would they?  :P

The missiles have created their own skylight.
Note to self: Next time I build an igloo, put in a skylight.

I smite Alex Rodriguez for a certain action of his in last night's game. :-X

I smite Alex Rodriguez for a certain action of his in last night's game. :-X


what? Winning?

what? Winning?

Close. Game-winning home run.

fudge to cutting back more hours.

fudge to cutting back more hours.

Gotta start applying for a job soon.

Gotta start applying for a job soon.



I'm doing my best.

I'm doing my best.

have you applied for any yet? (if not, you aren't doing your best)

have you applied for any yet? (if not, you aren't doing your best)



I'm looking into other closest Pathmarks.

Gotta start applying for a job soon.

Something I will also need to do asap.

Fudge when it rains suddenly and you don't have an umbrella

Fudge when it rains suddenly and you don't have an umbrella
Always carry an umbrella, even a folded on that fits in a pocket.

Fudge when it rains suddenly and you don't have an umbrella



you can try to go under a sheltered place.

Fudge when it rains suddenly and you don't have an umbrella


you can try to go under a sheltered place.
Like a bus shelter?

Like a bus shelter?


Yeah,that's one way.

Yeah,that's one way.
...or a pub (bar), etc

...or a pub (bar), etc



or something that'll keep away the rain.

Fudge the city of Atlantis for not wanting to be found.

Fudge the city of Atlantis for not wanting to be found.
Which must be still very wet?

Always carry an umbrella, even a folded on that fits in a pocket.

I always carry one when rain is in the forecast...but there hasn't been any rain lately. (That's not surprising, considering the time of year in my area. But I hope we get some later in the year!)

you can try to go under a sheltered place.


Like a bus shelter?

Or an awning, depending on where you are. In all the years I went to school at Cal State Northridge, sometimes I would have to wait for the train in the rain, due to lack of shelter at the Northridge train station. Eventually I would start going to the Chatsworth train station and waiting there more regularly, since there was a building there.

I always carry one when rain is in the forecast...but there hasn't been any rain lately. (That's not surprising, considering the time of year in my area. But I hope we get some later in the year!)
The weather in London is always unpredictable.

The weather in London is always unpredictable.

Yes, the rain falls in that area a lot. I know from weather reports I see on the TV and newspaper. My mom was there 35 years ago in the summer (as well as in other European countries/cities); I'll have to ask her if she encountered any rain when she was there.

The weather in London is always unpredictable.


just like New York.

sooooo..... this is the official lets discuss rain thread now?  >:(


FUDGE!!!

sooooo..... this is the official lets discuss rain thread now?  >:(


FUDGE!!!



Sorry Q.  :(

sooooo..... this is the official lets discuss rain thread now?  >:(


FUDGE!!!
It is not raining here!

It is not raining here!

Or here. Nothing faulty about the weather where I am.

No rain here,just sunny skies.

sooooo.....
this is the official lets discuss rain,
LACK OF RAIN, FINDING SHELTER FROM THE RAIN OR ANY OTHER BORING POST TO DO WITH RAIN/NO RAIN.... ::)  
thread now?  >:(


FUDGE!!!





fixt....  ::)

Sorry Q we all got caught up in the moment.  :(

Sorry Q we all got caught up in the moment.  :(


thanks for the apology howard

but seriously...this boring crap is why people leave the boards...  >:(

thanks for the apology howard

but seriously...this boring crap is why people leave the boards...   >:(


right,we can't blame them.

Fudge the rain that is due for London tomorrow!

fudge us for getting off subject for the moment.

Sorry Q we all got caught up in the moment.  :(

I'm sorry too for the same reason. :-\\




fudge us for getting off subject for the moment.

You still know that self-fudging is not allowed...unless I misread your post

Ok,no fudge for me.

Ok,no fudge for me.

We can still give it to you anyway...

I'm sorry too for the same reason. :-\\


You still know that self-fudging is not allowed...unless I misread your post


I've decided howard is allowed to fudge himself just this once because it's warranted and he's included others in the fudge so it stands...


and...



thanks for the apology it just gets tiring reading the banal details of an already boring topic.



fudge catty backstabbing people on reality shows..... no wait... fudge the people who are stupid enough to fall into their trap!  ;D 

fudge Ines Sainz.

I've decided howard is allowed to fudge himself just this once because it's warranted and he's included others in the fudge so it stands...

'kay, that's cool. Thanks for your explanation. At times I feel tempted to fudge myself for some stupid things I do, but I know I can't.



and...



thanks for the apology it just gets tiring reading the banal details of an already boring topic.

Yes it does. I wholeheartedly agree.



fudge catty backstabbing people on reality shows..... no wait... fudge the people who are stupid enough to fall into their trap!  ;D 

Good one! ;)

speaking of banal conversation!!!  :D 

fudge this mom  :P


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Fudge dentist fees

Yes, Frank!  Double Fudge them!

the fudge is what required you to need the dentist in the first place.  :P

speaking of banal conversation!!!   :D 

fudge this mom  :P


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OH I am sorry - but that was hilarious ;D

OH I am sorry - but that was hilarious ;D


you would think so! please don't send your daughters to UCSB cuz if you do and you call me I will kick your arse!  ;D

you would think so! please don't send your daughters to UCSB cuz if you do and you call me I will kick your arse!  ;D
LOL - no worries, I will be the mom sleeping on the floor in the sports complex 8)

LOL - no worries, I will be the mom sleeping on the floor in the sports complex 8)


and I will be the person on the other side of the internet laughing at you!  ;D

and I will be the person on the other side of the internet laughing at you!  ;D
fine....  then I call 911 ???

fine....  then I call 911 ???


go ahead....they'll just hang up on you...or talk smack about you once they get off the phone!  :P

go ahead....they'll just hang up on you...or talk smack about you once they get off the phone!  :P
Remember I like to prove myself right - many times (and I am a teacher of the public - I am immune to banging my head most times)

Remember I like to prove myself right - many times (and I am a teacher of the public - I am immune to banging my head most times)


good thing...

good thing...
it is just a matter of will...  who has the most will power  ::)\



Oh yah, and my husband makes my will power stronger everyday  :D

fudge having to log off but my relief is coming...

fudge having to work for 15 more minutes.... i don't like the person relieving me very much!  :P

fudge having to log off but my relief is coming...

fudge having to work for 15 more minutes.... i don't like the person relieving me very much!  :P
I hope she has a better fudging night  ;)

I hope she has a better fudging night   ;)



It's a he actually!  ;D 


oh I left at 5:08 instead of 5:15 because our time clocks give us a 7 minute leeway... anything from 4:53-5:07 is considered 5 o'clock anything from 5:08-5:22 is 5:15  I usually stay past my clock out time so I figured they owed me one today.....  ;)

Fudge this thread changing from the weather thread  :D  ;)

the fudge is what required you to need the dentist in the first place.  :P


like money?

like money?


no

like money?

Fudge---> chocolate -> eat lots of it and you go to the dentist.

(I got your joke, snozberries.. :).)

Fudge---> chocolate -> eat lots of it and you go to the dentist.

(I got your joke, snozberries.. :).)


Thanks frank. Perhaps you and I should start an 'i got your joke' support group.  ;D

fudge to the dentist for charging 25 dollars for x-rays,Wednesday I have an appointment with the periodontist,I have bad gums but good teeth,My Father has it.It's in the genes.

It's a he actually!  ;D 


oh I left at 5:08 instead of 5:15 because our time clocks give us a 7 minute leeway... anything from 4:53-5:07 is considered 5 o'clock anything from 5:08-5:22 is 5:15  I usually stay past my clock out time so I figured they owed me one today.....   ;)
I was referring to you actually...

Fudge the PTO fundraiser - I love these caramel, krunch, or almond candy bars (last year the chocolate sucked; this year they are soooo good).  I do not need to be eating them, but I keep thinking I am helping the kids at school :-\\

I was referring to you actually...


oh...well then thanks... and she did!!!  ;D

Fudge to "The Brady Bunch" for going off the air 35 years ago.

Fudge to "The Brady Bunch" for going off the air 35 years ago.


My six year old is obsessed with the Brady Bunch.  Apparently they watch it in school (I guess they do teach a lesson).  Last week they were watching the one where they go to the Grand Canyon.  :D




Fudge to all the dang spiders in and outside the house.  I HATE SPIDERS!!!

Fudge to "The Brady Bunch" for going off the air 35 years ago.


yeah,they should've stayed on the air.

yeah,they should've stayed on the air.

I wanted to see an episode where Jan becomes a crack addict and kills Oliver in the process of looking for money  ;D
(Jan, going through the shakes)  - Oliver, do you have money on you?
(Oliver) - I do, but, you can't have it.
(Jan...pulls out a knife)  - Oliver. I told you. Give me your money!
(Oliver) Jan, it's dangerous to play with knives. Besides, the money I have will go into buying a thank you card for letting Auntie Carol and Uncle Mike stay in your home. It's really groovy!
(Jan) Oliver you ( expletive) Give me your (expletive) money or I'll ..
(Oliver, cutting in on Jan) Uncle Mike said we shouldn't use that sort of language.
Jan throws Oliver off the staircase, take the 37 cents Oliver had in his pocket and leaves the home to meet her supplier, while shouting out some expletives here and there "He only had 37 (expletive) cents! That little runt!"

(Oliver, cutting in on Jan) Uncle Mike said we shouldn't use that sort of language. You should be more polite and speak like a nice young lady. HEY! I KNOW!!! YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE MARCIA!!!!
Jan throws Oliver off the staircase, take the 37 cents Oliver had in his pocket and leaves the home to meet her supplier, while shouting out some expletives here and there "He only had 37 (expletive) cents! That little runt!" "F*CK MARCIA! ALL YOU EFFING PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IS MARCIA! MARCIA! MARCIA! MARCIA!!!"






fixt!  :D

I wanted to see an episode where Jan becomes a crack addict and kills Oliver in the process of looking for money  ;D
(Jan, going through the shakes)  - Oliver, do you have money on you?
(Oliver) - I do, but, you can't have it.
(Jan...pulls out a knife)  - Oliver. I told you. Give me your money!
(Oliver) Jan, it's dangerous to play with knives. Besides, the money I have will go into buying a thank you card for letting Auntie Carol and Uncle Mike stay in your home. It's really groovy!
(Jan) Oliver you ( expletive) Give me your (expletive) money or I'll ..
(Oliver, cutting in on Jan) Uncle Mike said we shouldn't use that sort of language.
Jan throws Oliver off the staircase, take the 37 cents Oliver had in his pocket and leaves the home to meet her supplier, while shouting out some expletives here and there "He only had 37 (expletive) cents! That little runt!"





funny.  ;D

fudge the secretary at the dentist's office for not having the x-rays for me at the time they're supposed to have it.  ::)

fudge the secretary at the dentist's office for not having the x-rays for me at the time they're supposed to have it.  ::)


Fudge Howard for not calling the dentists office to find out if the xrays were ready.

Fudge the stink bug infestation...I found 20 or so in my bedroom!!!!!!  :o :o

Usually we have ladybugs coming in for the winter  but never these ugly buggers.

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fixt!  :D

;D

Fudge Howard for not calling the dentists office to find out if the xrays were ready.



my bad,I shoulda called up first.  :(

Fudge the Yankees for not relocating in Antartica.

fudge to having summer come back for a few days.

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okay fudge this font size thing for not working for me

bold itilac underline never used this before worm me and my
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ver dan an an na    in the

? shadow
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^^

Maybe I can help you...

Highlight the desired text, and then click the size button.
Or click the size button first, then type the text between the tags. Either way, edit the size after the equals sign.

this line should show up in 20 point



Back on topic...fudge instructions that aren't clear.

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okay fudge this font size thing for not working for me
works just fine - you just need to change the size from 10pt....  into something else - between 1-99

like this? like this? like this?




okay cool user error

like this? like this? like this?

That's right! That's right! That's right! :D

BOOM!!!


Yep.... Works just fine  ;D

fudge being called to dinner when I'm in the middle of important stuff

i don't know if shadow does much. ghlight

rule

hehe haha