fudge to Howard

It seems that no matter what someone does for him, it is never good enough. Either that or he whines and complains about it the whole time, even though we all know full well that he loves the attention! ::)


I'm sorry Tam, I guess I was being a little crybaby.

I'm sorry Tam, I guess I was being a little crybaby.
Can this be too much information?

Can this be too much information?

At least he admits.

When was the last time I said something in this thread?

Of course I do.  It's just that every few months I need to carpet bomb the boards.


I consider it a cropdusting for the 00ze. :D

Can this be too much information?


I think I admit what I said.

fudge to the pigeon that flew into the backroom of Pathmark.  ;D

Smite to the chief for posting in other threads after posting here and finding this at the bottom of page one.

Smite to the chief for posting in other threads after posting here and finding this at the bottom of page one.....AGAIN!!!  >:(



fixt  :D

This is a test... this post is only test...please do not adjust you monitors... normal posting will resume after this test is concluded.

spank you very much  ;D

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;D  thanks for the assist!  ;D

suspicions confirmed....and that concludes this test.


good night

suspicions confirmed....and that concludes this test.


good night



:-\\ :-\\

:-\\ :-\\


just testing a smite out of revenge theory I had...  it was confirmed... it was just a test nothing more.

Smite early mornings!

Smite to the chief for posting in other threads after posting here and finding this at the bottom of page one.


Well I was the only one.

just testing a smite out of revenge theory I had...  it was confirmed... it was just a test nothing more.


I try to partake in that test daily.  I think others should as well. :D

I smite boredom.

I smite boredom.


you've got access to the internet - how can you be bored?

you've got access to the internet - how can you be bored?

Yes but I can't spend all day on the computer. I gotta have other things to do with my time.

I give a big huge juicy fudge to Moises The Maintenence Guy who didn't get a chance to mop up an inch to an inch and a half of water which flooded the backarea which caused a small pond. ::)

I hope the pond ran into the flower shop.  :D

I hope the pond ran into the flower shop.  :D


It started near the freezer and then it went almost out the door.

I smite people who try to break into homes. 8-P

I smite people who try to break into homes. 8-P
Smite shoplifters too!

Smite shoplifters too!


There have been plenty of those in Pathmark.

Smite to the morning grumpies.  Good think I can control them and not say what I want to say.

There have been plenty of those in Pathmark.
Do the security catch them well?

Do the security catch them well?



They try.

fudge to junky shop wagons.

They try.

The problem is that the bad guys get away too quick.

fudge bad guys that get away too quick. 

fudge bad guys that get away too quick. 

good call O0

They try.
Try? So the shoplifters get away?

Try? So the shoplifters get away?

It's not good at all if they do.

Try? So the shoplifters get away?


unfortunately,the police come but sometimes they get away with it.The Frontend do have security cameras on the computers to view the problems.

^well that's helpful, so that they can try to identify the culprits.

^well that's helpful, so that they can try to identify the culprits.


and sometimes they're not as successful.

and sometimes they're not as successful.

I use to work in Credit Card fraud..this was years ago, and we sent the cops several times (when they tried to use a credit card already reported lost/stolen) and lots of those guys got caught. We had to guide the merchant and tell them what to do, sometimes I spoke to the suspects and gave this long drawn out "fake" story (computer problems, merchant screwed up credit card swipe, glitch in the system, etc...) ... and kept them talking.
The smart ones woudl usually take off quick., so we caught the dumb ones.

I used to work in Credit Card fraud..this was years ago, and we sent the cops several times (when they tried to use a credit card already reported lost/stolen) and lots of those guys got caught. We had to guide the merchant and tell them what to do, sometimes I spoke to the suspects and gave this long drawn out "fake" story (computer problems, merchant screwed up credit card swipe, glitch in the system, etc...) ... and kept them talking.
The smart ones woudl usually take off quick., so we caught the dumb ones.

That's the thing; some of those fools know how to beat the system, but others not so much...

Smite fraud in general!

fudge my Go home page once again.

fudge my Go home page once again.

what did it do now? ::)

fudge my Go home page once again.
Why?

Why?


It came back to normal an hour later.

fudge to arguments in the parking lot.

fudge to horrible cold weather

Another smite to heavy traffic on the roads....especially when you have to come to a complete stop in it at an unlikely place.

Fudge allergies and runny noses and teary eyes.  Who knew I had that much gunk in my body?  :-\\ 8-P

Fudge allergies and runny noses and teary eyes.  Who knew I had that much gunk in my body?   :-\\ 8-P

Sorry you feel bad Patty :( :-\\

Fudge allergies and runny noses and teary eyes.  Who knew I had that much gunk in my body?   :-\\ 8-P


I'll fudge that too.

Fudge allergies and runny noses and teary eyes.  Who knew I had that much gunk in my body?  :-\\ 8-P
Ditto fudge!!!!!

Fudge my Internet link it suddenly cut out for no reason!

fudge waiting in line.

fudge waiting in line.


Were you waiting in line for fudge? :D

Were you waiting in line for fudge? :D


a stupid cup of Dunkin Donuts Coffee.

a stupid cup of Dunkin Donuts Coffee.


Ah, but their coffee is good and therefore is probably intelligent if it made you wait in line for it :D

Ah, but their coffee is good and therefore is probably intelligent if it made you wait in line for it :D


and I asked for cream and 4 sugars.

and I asked for cream and 4 sugars.


And how many did you get?

Note: 4 sugars isn't too many IMO.  I'm a 2-3 splenda packet guy myself :D

And how many did you get?

Note: 4 sugars isn't too many IMO.  I'm a 2-3 splenda packet guy myself :D


1 Large Cup for later after dinner.

1 Large Cup for later after dinner.


1 Large Cup of sugar?!?  :o


I see Howard going into Cornholio mode later, which btw would make a great pic for the Many Faces of Howard thread. If it hasn't been done already, that is. :D

1 Large Cup of sugar?!?  :o


I see Howard going into Cornholio mode later, which btw would make a great pic for the Many Faces of Howard thread. If it hasn't been done already, that is. :D


I mean 1 Large Cup of Coffee. ::)

I mean 1 Large Cup of Coffee. ::)


Didja get yer 4 sugars?

Didja get yer 4 sugars?


yes I did.

yes I did.


So do you heat up the coffee for after dinner?  Or are you eating dinner now? 


I'd probably drink half of it on the way home from DD :D

So do you heat up the coffee for after dinner?  Or are you eating dinner now? 


I'd probably drink half of it on the way home from DD :D


I save it as a late night snack with a donut.

I save it as a late night snack with a donut.


Cold or reheated?

Cold or reheated?


8-P

either way

8-P

either way


My wife doesn't like coffee neither. :(

I fudge Howard for avoiding my direct question about the temp of his coffee. :D

I also don't get the mind set of buying coffe to take it home and drink later.  How hard is it to make your own coffee nice and fresh when you want it?  Even I can manage to make a coffee for someone.

I also don't get the mind set of buying coffe to take it home and drink later.  How hard is it to make your own coffee nice and fresh when you want it?  Even I can manage to make a coffee for someone.


Same here.  I'm not down with reheated coffee.  And at home most of the time I'll grind my own coffee beans for a fresher brew. O0

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Fudge snoz for yawning in Smite Club!  Ya should've read this nonsensical banter with a McD's Apple Pie! :D

Fudge snoz for yawning in Smite Club!  Ya should've read this nonsensical banter with a McD's Apple Pie! :D

I knew I was missing something! Fudge not having any crack today!

Cold or reheated?



cold donut,hot coffee,just a few hours ago I put in another sugar packet making it 5 sugars.

Boy do I feel like Cornholio.

I fudge Howard for avoiding my direct question about the temp of his coffee. :D



Hot,Hot HOT!

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Fudge snow!

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Fudge snow!
fudge wet slushy weather!

fudge the stiffness, aches and pains brought on by the cold weather.

fudge the stiffness, aches and pains brought on by the cold weather.


I'll second that smite/fudge

I'll second that smite/fudge


I third the fudge.

Fudge Howard for knockiing this topic onto page two.

Fudge Howard for knockiing this topic onto page two.


Sorry.

Sorry.
Do you realise that you are one short of a fudge for a century?

I knew I was missing something! Fudge not having any crack today!


Did we already state that we were calling it McCrack?  I can't remember.  ;D

fudge the stiffness, aches and pains brought on by the cold weather.


I'll second that smite/fudge


I third the fudge.

I smite it too, but thankfully I have not gotten sick yet this year.

Did we already state that we were calling it McCrack?  I can't remember.  ;D


I don't think so but I like it!! O0

Do you realise that you are one short of a fudge for a century?


You mean the -99?  ???

Do you realise that you are one short of a fudge for a century?


not any more  ;D


You mean the -99?  ???


its now 100 Howard  ;D

not any more  ;D

its now 100 Howard  ;D


YAY 100 fudge.

YAY 100 fudge.


you're welcome... I think you are the first member to reach this milestone! Congrats!

Make it 101, Howard.  Just because...

YAY 100 fudge.
Sorry, I can't repeat a fudge action without waiting 24 hours

Fudge my Internet link it suddenly cut out for no reason!
It's just happened again!

Make it 101, Howard.  Just because...


Thank You.

you're welcome... I think you are the first member to reach this milestone! Congrats!


Thanks  ;D

Make it 101, Howard.  Just because...
In expectation?

Surely!  He's bound to do something in the next 24 hours to merit some fudge  ;D

you're welcome... I think you are the first member to reach this milestone! Congrats!


Indeed!

There should be stats on Top 10 with the most fudge :D

Fudge Howard for getting so much fudge.

Smite to strangers that come to our door (and either knock on it or ring the doorbell).

Smite to strangers that come to our door (and either knock on it or ring the doorbell).


some say that strangers are only friends you haven't met yet

Smite nally for being anti-social

Fudge Howard for getting so much fudge.


I eat more fudge than get fudged.

^ I bet I eat more fudge then you

I smite Howard for a comment he made in another thread.

I smite Howard for a comment he made in another thread.


which comment? Which thread.... I wanna know cuz maybe I'll wanna smite him too

which comment? Which thread.... I wanna know cuz maybe I'll wanna smite him too

The LUNATICS have taken over the asylum!

Did you want me to point to a specific post, too? I'll do that in just a moment...

The LUNATICS have taken over the asylum!


thanks...but of all the comments Howard makes that was one of the least offensive I've seen- actually I laughed out loud so I just gave him karma.

thanks...but of all the comments Howard makes that was one of the least offensive I've seen- actually I laughed out loud so I just gave him karma.

Fine. I only took it a different way, that's all. I actually laughed at it too but to me it was TMI.

Fine. I only took it a different way, that's all. I actually laughed at it too but to me it was TMI.


but on the Howard scale it was way less info than normal.

but on the Howard scale it was way less info than normal.

of course! We all know him pretty well..

I smite Howard for a comment he made in another thread.
Ditto, if I have read the correct comment.

^ I bet I eat more fudge then you


Wanna bet? :P

I fudge the cold.

Found this on page two!  :o  Smite to the peeps who pushed it off page one.

but on the Howard scale it was way less info than normal.


If we're talking about the same comment, I agree with you

I smite whoever wrote the flute piece I am trying practice

Wanna bet? :P


I already have

I fudge the bus driver who didn't help the elderly woman with the U-Lift but had a passenger helped her down the stairs.

I found this on page two.  I shall smite Howard tomorrow.

I found this on page two.  I shall smite Howard tomorrow.



Thanks. ;D

I found this on page two.  I shall smite Howard tomorrow.


sure, give Howard all the credit

sure, give Howard all the credit


I can smite you too if you'd like :D

I found this on page two.  I shall smite Howard tomorrow.
Ditto, I owe Howard one!

I fudge buffering.

I fudge sinus problems.  Especially when I have a family visit planned

I found this on page two.  I shall smite Howard tomorrow.


It is now the next day, therefore I smite Howard.

I also smite wildcard so she doesn't feel left out :D

^ yeah!

It is now the next day, therefore I smite Howard.
done it!

fudge my mom for circling the clothes racks what seemed like 20 times and two hours, and this was just Walmart. 

fudge the dumb passenger on the bus this morning. >:(

fudge the dumb passenger on the bus this morning. >:(


but Howard.... you aren't allowed to give yourself fudge!  :P

but Howard.... you aren't allowed to give yourself fudge!  :P


keep quiet or the fudge club is going to go all the way to page 4. :P

keep quiet or the fudge club is going to go all the way to page 4. :P

Smite! >:D

Smite! >:D


Thank You.  ::)

fudge the dumb passenger on the bus this morning. >:(


Howard, please try to find better words to describe people other than dumb, stupid, or idiot

but Howard.... you aren't allowed to give yourself fudge!  :P


Karma ;D

but Howard.... you aren't allowed to give yourself fudge!  :P

BURN!  ;D

fudge Howard (when I can) for his used of words.

fudge Howard (when I can) for his used of words.

I will probably do that sometime tomorrow, since I already smote him today.

Howard, please try to find better words to describe people other than dumb, stupid, or idiot



Sorry Karen,he almost cursed the bus driver under his breath for not opening the door on time.

Karma ;D


I give Dag fudge for posting karma in fudge club :D

I give Howard fudge for name-calling :D

I give Dag fudge for posting karma in fudge club :D

I give Howard fudge for name-calling :D


Fine, I deserved it.  :P

And, backatcha cuz it's fun. ;)

looks like we're on page 666

looks like we're on page 666
page 400 for me.

It was page 998 for me, since I have my settings at 10 replies per page.

Sorry Karen,he almost cursed the bus driver under his breath for not opening the door on time.


But that makes him impatient, not dumb

It was page 998 for me, since I have my settings at 10 replies per page.
10 replies per page, that makes the webpage download quicker.

10 replies per page, that makes the webpage download quicker.

Exactly why I chose that setting.


I wonder who will make the lucky 10,000th reply on this thread??

Exactly why I chose that setting.
I am used to the maths of 25 per page, so for the moment I will keep that.

I wonder who will make the lucky 10,000th reply on this thread??
Is the 10000th reply lucky?

Is the 10000th reply lucky?

It's a milestone.

It's a milestone.
A lucky milestone!

I fudge page 666 cause it reminds me of the devil.

^ really?

I fudge my tv.

I fudge my MTV!

I fudge my MTV!


You get your money for nothing and your fudge for free :D

You get your money for nothing and your fudge for free :D


;D

Fudge peeing, pooing and coughing up furrballs cats. 

I fudge my MTV!

Excellent!! I figured MTV should've been smitten, if it hadn't already.

I fudge page 666 cause it reminds me of the devil.
I will wait my turn for that when it comes (currently on page 400)>

I fudge my MTV!


MTV should've been fudged years ago.

MTV should've been fudged years ago.
Fudge MTV anyway!

MTV should've been fudged years ago.

My thoughts exactly!!

I fudge my tv.


never ever fudge a tv... its a holy instrument!

I fudge my MTV!


now that's an acceptable fudge!  ;D

never ever fudge a tv... its a holy instrument!
TV is useful!

Fudge MTV anyway!


cause it has too many reality shows instead of music videos like they used to show.

cause it has too many reality shows instead of music videos like they used to show.

Right on! What does the "M" truly stand for these days?

Right on! What does the "M" truly stand for these days?
Mundane TV ?

Right on! What does the "M" truly stand for these days?



Meh TV.

Meh TV.
Minus TV ?

Right on! What does the "M" truly stand for these days?


Mishmosh TV.

Mishmosh TV.

I was thinking more like Moronic...but some might think that could be too suggestive.

fudge Pathmark for when days like today there needs to be more cartguys,there is no help when you need it. ::)

I was thinking more like Moronic...but some might think that could be too suggestive.
Musicless TV ?

Musicless TV ?

Seems to sum it up in a nutshell.

Seems to sum it up in a nutshell.
Mute TV ?

Mute TV ?

Then there'd be no sound on it at all. You do have a point there, however; it does seem to be "mute" in terms of musical content.


Anyway, I smite people who drive too fast when it's raining.

I smite changes to keyboard functions in the work program because it throws me off big time.

Then there'd be no sound on it at all. You do have a point there, however; it does seem to be "mute" in terms of musical content.
Misery TV

I fudge "jokes" that continue after the so-called funny is gone from them.

I fudge "jokes" that continue after the so-called funny is gone from them.
Jumping the shark?

I smite snow

Jumping the shark?


YEah at least 10 posts ago.

Fudge Transport for London for (planned) engineering works on some of the lines I wish to travel on today!

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Fudge the lorry blocking some of the view of the Abbey Road Crossing!

I fudge the meterologists.

I fudge the meterologists.
What have they done now?

Fudge to all the people in the world who treat you like you are stupid because you don't believe like they do or you like a tv show they think is beneath them.  I really get sick of being told or having people insinuate that people who share my likes, dislikes, etc are stupid.  Just because you don't understand why people would like something you don't doesn't make them stupid it makes them different from you, that is all.

I respect other peoples opinions on life, I would really like the same in return. 

I was going to say something about having something controversial as your Facebook status.  But then I realised it was someone else here!

Fudge to all the people in the world who treat you like you are stupid because you don't believe like they do or you like a tv show they think is beneath them.  I really get sick of being told or having people insinuate that people who share my likes, dislikes, etc are stupid.  Just because you don't understand why people would like something you don't doesn't make them stupid it makes them different from you, that is all.

I respect other peoples opinions on life, I would really like the same in return. 

Agreed.

I was going to say something about having something controversial as your Facebook status.  But then I realised it was someone else here!


It's not that that got to me today, it is another board who are constantly ragging on Elisabeth Hasselbeck on the View.  I get that they don't like or agree with her but it is with such venom.  They call her awful names and say she is stupid for her belief system.  They do this with other Conservatives as well but it was that one thread today that got me angry.  If you don't like it, change the dang channel.  Maybe I shouldn't take it personal, but I do.  That's why I try to avoid politics all together. ;D

Totally unrelated fudge...fudge the dang house for not cleaning itself.  Now I need to pry the phone out of Sarah's ear and we need to get cleaning.  See you all later. :)

It's happened again, the computer is going all slow again.

Fudge to all the people in the world who treat you like you are stupid because you don't believe like they do or you like a tv show they think is beneath them.  I really get sick of being told or having people insinuate that people who share my likes, dislikes, etc are stupid.  Just because you don't understand why people would like something you don't doesn't make them stupid it makes them different from you, that is all.

I respect other peoples opinions on life, I would really like the same in return. 


did someone just diss Survivor?  >:(  WHERE ARE THEY LET ME AT EM!!!  >:(

If yer talkin' about one of those "....of Love"  shows, "Jersey Shores" or anything involving anyone remotely related to Speidi and the Hills.... I got nuthin' for ya Dag....  ;)

I was going to say something about having something controversial as your Facebook status.  But then I realised it was someone else here!


was it me?

It's not that that got to me today, it is another board who are constantly ragging on Elisabeth Hasselbeck on the View.  I get that they don't like or agree with her but it is with such venom.  They call her awful names and say she is stupid for her belief system.  They do this with other Conservatives as well but it was that one thread today that got me angry.  If you don't like it, change the dang channel.   Maybe I shouldn't take it personal, but I do.  That's why I try to avoid politics all together. ;D


AH  I was actually toying with starting a thread on the View.  But then I thought about all the people who'd come in and trash the show even tho they don't watch it... 

I respect you Dag but not Elisabeth so much... maybe I should start the thread then you can try to convince me otherwise....at least we already like each other so nothing hateful will be said  :)  And, if I remember correctly, we both hate Barbara!

Totally unrelated fudge...fudge the dang house for not cleaning itself.  Now I need to pry the phone out of Sarah's ear and we need to get cleaning.  See you all later. :)


All the self cleaning houses must be on strike because mine seems to be slacking as well!!!! Double fudge.






mmmmmmmm  fudge!

AH  I was actually toying with starting a thread on the View.  But then I thought about all the people who'd come in and trash the show even tho they don't watch it... 

I respect you Dag but not Elisabeth so much... maybe I should start the thread then you can try to convince me otherwise....at least we already like each other so nothing hateful will be said  :)  And, if I remember correctly, we both hate Barbara!


It's not that I love Elisabeth or anything, its how awful these people are and the awful names they call her and anyone else they don't agree with.  Usually then they turn around and call others on name calling.  Life's too short to spend your free time calling other people names because they don't agree with you.  The mood I was in this morning was just right for it to hit me wrong.

You are correct, I can't stand Barbara either.  And the only "love" show I watch is The Bachelor and that is for the pure cheese factor.  It is fun to snark on the contestants. ;D

was it me?


not you

It's not that I love Elisabeth or anything, its how awful these people are and the awful names they call her and anyone else they don't agree with.  Usually then they turn around and call others on name calling.  Life's too short to spend your free time calling other people names because they don't agree with you.  The mood I was in this morning was just right for it to hit me wrong.

You are correct, I can't stand Barbara either.  And the only "love" show I watch is The Bachelor and that is for the pure cheese factor.  It is fun to snark on the contestants. ;D


Yeah I don't call Elisabeth names or anything.. I have cursed her a few times but that's about it... oh I take that back, I may have called her stupid or ignorant but that was in the heat of a View battle and at the time I'm sure I was totally justified  ;D


I can't completely bash the love shows... I did watch Season one of Joe Millionaire and I did watch those Beuty and the Geek show (not the ashton kutcher show- but that show where the geeks and hot guys competed for the "love" of a supposedly hot chick... I forget what it was called.

I can't completely bash the love shows... I did watch Season one of Joe Millionaire and I did watch those Beuty and the Geek show (not the ashton kutcher show- but that show where the geeks and hot guys competed for the "love" of a supposedly hot chick... I forget what it was called.


Average Joe.....did I mention the other site is a reality tv site and I am addicted to reality tv?  :-[

Average Joe.....did I mention the other site is a reality tv site and I am addicted to reality tv?  :-[


no you didn't and nothing wrong with that... I indulge in competition reality tv myself.


oh and thanks... I was thinking Average Joe was something else but now I realize I was thinking of Joe Schmo (which I never watched because I found out about it too late.)