I smite onions that make your eyes water

They say if you bite down (lightly) on your tongue while you're cutting them, your eyes wont water.

I smite this carpal tunnel. :(

I smite Henk because it's been a while, and I think he likes it

I smite Midas because it's Friday

I smite Tia for not being in LTE enough

I smite Pathmark discussions

I smite Frank because he needs to catch up

I see your smite on Pathmark discussions and raise you a smite for all the weather talk and another smite for the continuation of the yankee talk.

I smite the 24 hour karma rule.  Can we make that an infinite smite?

I smite Bobo for not updating the title of the big board thread

I smite Henk because it's been a while, and I think he likes it

I smite Midas because it's Friday

I smite Tia for not being in LTE enough

I smite Pathmark discussions


I smite karen and the rest of the smite club for finding this on page 2.  This should be a sticky thread. Or at least until we have smite buttons :D

I smite karen and the rest of the smite club for finding this on page 2.  This should be a sticky thread. Or at least until we have smite buttons :D


Maybe I should've paced myself and only posted one smite at a time?

I see your smite on Pathmark discussions and raise you a smite for all the weather talk and another smite for the continuation of the yankee talk.


Why smite Pathmark talk?  :(

Why smite Pathmark talk?  :(


because there's a lot of it and it never seems to go anywhere.

because there's a lot of it and it never seems to go anywhere.


I'm sorry Q.  :(

I'm sorry Q.  :(


its okay howard you had help.

its okay howard you had help.


there's just nothing else to smite anymore. ???

there's just nothing else to smite anymore. ???


there's plenty to smite... I smite my stinking hot apt.
I smite the guy who came to fix my treadmill but couldn't follow one stupid instruction like calling me for instructions so he didn't bother my landlords
I smite having to go back to work tomorrow.
and I pre-emptively smite the lakers for being...um... The Lakers.  :P

I smite the guy in the car that almost ran me over in the parking lot while I came out of the candy store on my break.

I smite the guy in the car that almost ran me over in the parking lot while I came out of the candy store on my break.


he was trying to tell you to stay out of the candy store....  ;D  I thought you were trying to be healthy.  ???

I smite snoz for trying to spoil Howard's fun

he was trying to tell you to stay out of the candy store....   ;D  I thought you were trying to be healthy.  ???


I had a bottle of pepsi and a corn bread.

I smite snoz for trying to spoil Howard's fun



Hey you started it!!! I just got caught.....oh wait maybe you're talking about the candy.

I had a bottle of pepsi and a corn bread.


cornbread from a candy store? now that is intriguing.  :)

cornbread from a candy store? now that is intriguing.  :)


cornbread that's shaped like a square.

cornbread that's shaped like a square.


too bad it wasn't shaped like corn....or a loaf of bread.

too bad it wasn't shaped like corn....or a loaf of bread.


no I wish.

no I wish.


me too actually.

me too actually.


They sell it in candy stores.

They sell it in candy stores.


none I've ever been into.

none I've ever been into.


not in LA? ???

I'd usually buy candy in a candy store, don't know about anyone else?

not in LA? ???


well I haven't been in every candy store in LA but the ones I have been into don't sell corn bread...its not a typical "candy" dish...

well I haven't been in every candy store in LA but the ones I have been into don't sell corn bread...its not a typical "candy" dish...


It's just a snack food along with apple pies and cookies.

I smite People who don't share their beliefs but have no trouble commenting on other's.

I smite People who don't share their beliefs but have no trouble commenting on other's.


Here, here! I second that!

I smite People who don't share their beliefs but have no trouble commenting on other's.


I disagree with that smite michael only because if you've been around the boards longer you'd know exactly what most people's beliefs are....
I've been pretty vocal about being agnostic from day one of joining the boards.... some days its atheist.... really I'm still trying to find the balance between the two but there you go.

I smite People who don't share their beliefs but have no trouble commenting on other's.


meaning like how sonz is interperting it?  I agree with what she it saying that some have been around longer then others.

I smite the store manager who didn't quite catch the thief who stole something this afternoon,the police came but not sure if they did anything.  ???

I'd smite the thoughts I got about not wanting to say much in this thread anymore.

I smite the store manager who didn't quite catch the thief who stole something this afternoon,the police came but not sure if they did anything.  ???


I would smite the Police instead.

I smite People who don't share their beliefs but have no trouble commenting on other's.


That seems to be a pretty broad statement and from what I've read is directed towards a Smite Club member, so for that I smite you. :D


Here, here! I second that!


I smite Womble for seconding that :D

Awwwwww :(

I smite everyone.  STFU and smoke a bowl and relax.

I smite everyone.  STFU and smoke a bowl and relax.

STFU? What does that mean?

I smite everyone.  STFU and smoke a bowl and relax.


I smite you too for not passing the pipe!  Puff, puff, give!

STFU? What does that mean?


Shut the f*ck up, bascially.

Shut the f*ck up, bascially.

You're feisty.

You're feisty.


Spank you! :)

I smite my Bacardi bottle for being empty.

That seems to be a pretty broad statement and from what I've read is directed towards a Smite Club member, so for that I smite you. :D

I smite Womble for seconding that :D



and who are you? the mighty know know it all assumption reader?  smite ;D

I would smite the Police instead.


well if the store called the police and couldn't give them any information as to what happined then it's the store's fault.

I smite Howard womble and wildcats wildcard for missing the obvious....

Oh- and I smite the shoplifter cuz duh he's the only one at fault.  :P

well if the store called the police and couldn't give them any information as to what happined then it's the store's fault.


he ran around the corner.

^^ who is wildcats?

^^ who is wildcats?


iPhone autocorrected... I suppose I could also ask you who is sonz.  but I was polite enough to ignore the typo....all your typos in fact.  



meaning like how sonz is interperting it?  I agree with what she it saying that some have been around longer then others.

I smite three different Roman Polanski threads.

and who are you? the mighty know know it all assumption reader?  smite ;D


I smite wildcard because I'm in that sort of mood this morning.

iPhone autocorrected... I suppose I could also ask you who is sonz.  but I was polite enough to ignore the typo....all your typos in fact. 




um...... actually they're ...... well.... shortos .  I'm so sorry please, I beg you to  forgive me  please

actually they're shortos and you don't have to be so polite.


never heard of a shorto...  but assuming its shortening words and names that's fine but the shorto of snozberries is snoz not sonz

I smite Kirk Cameron for not being creative enough to write his own material.

never heard of a shorto...  but assuming its shortening words and names that's fine but the shorto of snozberries is snoz not sonz


You probably never heard of a shorto because I made it up. yeah I've been shorting it, but I'll watch for the typos.  I Haven't been trying to do that for any reason. 

I smite the crappy day. :P

I smite the end of a fabulously good weekend :P

I smite the end of a fabulously good weekend :P


but after tomorrow I get to finally have my weekend!  :)

I smite NYC police commisioner Ray kelly's ugly ass green tie!  8-P



Oh and I'm sure to be smited for this but
O0 WTG YANKEES!!!! O0

I smite my relief cart attendant yesterday who maybe didn't show up before my shift ended.

I smite traffic queues

but after tomorrow I get to finally have my weekend!  :)
How unfortunate for you, but fortunately your weekend will end too soon as well! :P

I smite Lyricboy and Limblifter. 

How unfortunate for you, but fortunately your weekend will end too soon as well! :P



Smite sami cuz I'm already enjoying my weekend and its barely begun.

I smite cigarette smoke  8-P

I smite cigarette smoke   8-P



I second the smoot.

I second the smoot.

THIRD!!!


and I smite whatever the sweetener is that they put in Weight Watchers yogurt..... wanna see my solution? I'm about to post it in the weight loss thread  ;D

I smite smelly people

I smite Reynolds for implying that living in Europe was a punishment

I smite Reynolds for implying that living in Europe was a punishment


But we have better tv.

I smite the stupid camera cord for hiding from me.

I smite smelly people


I second that emotion smite.

But we have better tv.


that's a matter of opinion

I smite too much homework.

I smite channel 6 in Orlando, Florida for taking Judge Judy off their line-up.

I smite Reynolds for implying that living in Europe was a punishment


Huh???  Did I miss something???  :-\\

that's a matter of opinion


I think the resident tv addicts opinion counts.

I think the resident tv addicts opinion counts.


With the advancement of TV technology it's pretty even now.  In all fairness we now get the benefits of some of the cool stuff on European TV. :)

With the advancement of TV technology it's pretty even now.  In all fairness we now get the benefits of some of the cool stuff on European TV. :)


this is true but I'm all about the quantity. I think we win in that dept.

I smite the horrendous traffic in the parking lot in Pathmark,they almost ran down customers yesterday.  :o

>:(

Huh???  Did I miss something???   :-\\


In one of the Roman Polanski threads

I smite idiot Utah drivers who forget that when it rains the roads get slick.  Thank goodness my commute is 5 feet from the bed to the computer.

I smite idiot Utah drivers who forget that when it rains the roads get slick.   Thank goodness my commute is 5 feet from the bed to the computer.




I want that commute!!!  people laugh that I complain about my 16 mile drive...but they forget I used to live 3/4 miles from work...

foggy brains  :\'(  :D

I smite idiot Utah drivers who forget that when it rains the roads get slick.   Thank goodness my commute is 5 feet from the bed to the computer.


Yeah....those Utah idiots!  ;)

I smite the front desk people who told me to get a Pathmark wagon at Waldbaums but I didn't want bother to go there.

I smite the front desk people who told me to get a Pathmark wagon at Waldbaums but I didn't want bother to go there.


Isn't it your job to retrieve carts, Mr. Cartman?  ???

Isn't it your job to retrieve carts, Mr. Cartman?   ???


apparently only when he feels like it

I smite the front desk people who told me to get a Pathmark wagon at Waldbaums but I didn't want bother to go there.

All that grief for one lousy cart? I would'nt do it either.

I guess the thing I want to know is how far is the Waldbaums from Pathmark?

I guess the thing I want to know is how far is the Waldbaums from Pathmark?


About 2 miles

About 2 miles


Is that true? I don't blame him for that- one cart is not worth a four mile trek.... but then again he's getting paid by the hour he could make it last most of his shift.  ;D

smite to back spasms

smite to back spasms


Awww...Poor thing!  Hope you feel better.  I get those too.

I double that smite

Awww...Poor thing!  Hope you feel better.  I get those too.

I double that smite


I second the comment and triple the smite  ;)

Awww...Poor thing!  Hope you feel better.  I get those too.

I double that smite


I went to the Dr.s today and that's what they said it is. He thought at first it was gall bladder or kidneys, but because I can 'use the facilities' without any pain, he figures it is the muscles. Plus, I recently bought a new mattress, so it will take a while to get the muscles and my spine back to where it should be. But getting the new mattress has made it soooooo much better already.
And he gave me mobic so hopefully that will help. ;)

Thanks Girl.

I second the comment and triple the smite  ;)


Thanks to you too.

Now I should really smite you both because you can't smite the same thing more than once in a day... but I love y'all too much to do that! 8)

Now I should really smite you both because you can't smite the same thing more than once in a day... but I love y'all too much to do that! 8)



thanks! and I pre-emptively smite anyone who smites you for not smiting us!  ;)

Isn't it your job to retrieve carts, Mr. Cartman?   ???



Yes but I didn't want to bother.

All that grief for one lousy cart? I would'nt do it either.


Well they told me I should stop by there periodically.

I guess the thing I want to know is how far is the Waldbaums from Pathmark?



right across the street.

I smite Howard for complaining about doing his job.....again!

Howard - you say they like because you do a good job and are willing to do anything they ask you to.

Then you say you get yelled out and it's usually cuz you're complaining about what they've asked you to do or because you're not doing your job.

Go get the damn cart that's what they pay you to do.

Okay I'm leaving before I lose my cool. ( It might be too late. )

Yes but I didn't want to bother.


I smite Howard for not bothering.

I smite whatever is jamming up my waste disposal unit

I think I'll smite everyone for no reason. 

I smite Howard for complaining about doing his job.....again!

Howard - you say they like because you do a good job and are willing to do anything they ask you to.

Then you say you get yelled out and it's usually cuz you're complaining about what they've asked you to do or because you're not doing your job.

Go get the damn cart that's what they pay you to do.

Okay I'm leaving before I lose my cool. ( It might be too late. )


Ok calm down. Have some karma.  :)

I smite the guy who was driving too fast leaving the parking lot almost ran a guy over with his wagon full of stuff then the guy in the car cursed him out later. ::)

I smite Howard for complaining about doing his job.....again!

Howard - you say they like because you do a good job and are willing to do anything they ask you to.

Then you say you get yelled out and it's usually cuz you're complaining about what they've asked you to do or because you're not doing your job.

Go get the damn cart that's what they pay you to do.

Okay I'm leaving before I lose my cool. ( It might be too late. )


What she said.  Add to that if you want to move up in the company you have to do your job.  Going across the street to retrieve a cart is your job.  If you don't do it because you don't want to be bothered then your boss won't be very happy with you and you won't move up.

Smite sami cuz I'm already enjoying my weekend and its barely begun.
hmmm is your weekend ending shortly ???


::)

hmmm is your weekend ending shortly ???


::)


sadly my monday is your friday...

I smite Howard for complaining about doing his job.....again!

Howard - you say they like because you do a good job and are willing to do anything they ask you to.

Then you say you get yelled out and it's usually cuz you're complaining about what they've asked you to do or because you're not doing your job.

Go get the damn cart that's what they pay you to do.

Okay I'm leaving before I lose my cool. ( It might be too late. )

Ok calm down. Have some karma.  :)
WHAT'S THIS ???????? Only Snoz get's Karma after she looses her cool, from the one whom she chewed, ON A SMITE CLUB BOARD......  OMG I am giving her a Smite, since some aren't big enough to do it :P

















I will have to give you some credit, that was good!!!
;D ;D ;D

WHAT'S THIS ???????? Only Snoz get's Karma after she looses her cool, from the one whom she chewed, ON A SMITE CLUB BOARD......  OMG I am giving her a Smite, since some aren't big enough to do it :P



you're just hoping for a revenge smite... well I'm not falling for it cuz I know how much you like it  :P








and thanks...  ;)









I will have to give you some credit, that was good!!!
;D ;D ;D



you're just hoping for a revenge smite... well I'm not falling for it cuz I know how much you like it  :P








and thanks...  ;)

guess who got trapped in the quote box....  okay okay sami... I'll smite you.

guess who got trapped in the quote box....  okay okay sami... I'll smite you.
LOL - You get stuck in the quote box... That is one for the record

LOL - You get stuck in the quote box... That is one for the record


its rare but it happens.

its rare but it happens.
wish I was there to actually catch it!!!!  Before you that is :P

Smite to the Dodgers. And a belated smite to the Yankees.

Also, smite to everyone in the club since I hadn't been around in a while. Nice to be back.

A Giant-sized smite to Giant Eagle (a grocery store chain here) and their terribly expensive food prices. 

What she said.  Add to that if you want to move up in the company you have to do your job.  Going across the street to retrieve a cart is your job.  If you don't do it because you don't want to be bothered then your boss won't be very happy with you and you won't move up.



Yeah I know It's my job I just get too lazy sometimes.

WHAT'S THIS ???????? Only Snoz get's Karma after she looses her cool, from the one whom she chewed, ON A SMITE CLUB BOARD......  OMG I am giving her a Smite, since some aren't big enough to do it :P



Additionally, I'll give Howard a smite for awarding karma in the smite thread.

I'll give nally a welcome back smite :D

I'll give the florist a smite again.  >:(

I smite former US Senator Rick Santorum for not disappearing.

I smite Philip Eno.

I smite all smite club members for not smiting enough to keep this on page one of WotW. :D

I smite Comcast cable

I smite losing at soccer

Additionally, I'll give Howard a smite for awarding karma in the smite thread.

I'll give nally a welcome back smite :D



Thanks Midas. 'Tis good to be back. :)

I have to smite the Dodgers' poor performance again. 'Twas depressing to see last night's game. :P

I also smite whoever decided to not have today's Angels-Athletics game televised (ie, make it radio only). (That's probably gonna be a long item to add to the Smite log when the next update is made. How should we list it? Probably "whoever decided to not have today's Angels game televised"? Then it can be smitten again if it happens in 2010. Just a thought.)

I smite the rain and showers.

I smite only having one car, and being stuck at home with two sleeping cats.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/cat3.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/cat3.gif

I smite e-mail attachments not arriving

I smite you keep you on the phone for an hour even tho they have nothing to say.

I smite the concept of smite club when I can't think of anything to smite.  lol  My mama always said if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all.  ;D  That might be why I became a quiet librarian professionally.

I smite garbage.

I smite you keep you on the phone for an hour even tho they have nothing to say.


I smite snoz for posting while intoxicated. :D

I smite snoz for posting while intoxicated. :D


lol... not intoxicated trying to carry on a phone conversation I didnt want to have and smite at the same time...

It should read I smite people who keep you on the phone.....

I smite restaurants who keep you waiting nearly half an hour for your starter and then bring out the main course almost immediately afterwards.

I smite my obligation to a wedding I must attend this afternoon but don't really want to go to.

I smite pushy people.  Particularly pushy sales people.  If I say I can't afford it then move on, don't ask me why not or explain to me why the other company I had charges more, I don't care, I can't afford them either!

I smite restaurants who keep you waiting nearly half an hour for your starter and then bring out the main course almost immediately afterwards.

I second that smite. Especially when the restaurant has crummy service of any kind. :P

Man, I wish the smite club was around in early 2002 when we had a very upsetting restaurant experience. We got seated, but then the restaurant personnel acted as if we weren't even there. They didn't bring us menus or acknowledge we were there at all. So we complained to the management and stormed out, never to return to that place.

I smite the douchebag customer who pushed the cart so fast it bumped right into a car and the alarm went off. ::)

I smite people with Mac computers whining because they can't read a file you sent.

I smite Howard for complaining about work - again

I smite the woman who, when I said something about being selected to co-chair a committee with her, said she didn't really want a co-chair.  Way to make me feel wanted!

I smite the woman who, when I said something about being selected to co-chair a committee with her, said she didn't really want a co-chair.  Way to make me feel wanted!


she's stupid... is this the committee you didn't want to chair anyway? screw her- she wants to go it alone? let her.

I smite her too.

she's stupid... is this the committee you didn't want to chair anyway? screw her- she wants to go it alone? let her.

I smite her too.


Nah, I different one.  I didn't volunteer for the other one in the end. Decided I was doing enough!

Nah, I different one.  I didn't volunteer for the other one in the end. Decided I was doing enough!


ah well then I hope she realizes what a great asset you are and appreciates having a co chair. 

I smite people with Mac computers whining because they can't read a file you sent.

I smite Howard for complaining about work - again



Sorry about that Karen.  :)

I smite the job market.

I smite dog doo.

I smite dog doo.


....and I smite dog don't!

....and I smite dog don't!

LOL that's too funny :D

That's what I like to call it, especially when they do it where they shouldn't. 8-P

....and I smite dog don't!



I stepped in it.  8-P

I stepped in it.  8-P


Look at it from the dog doo's perspective.  It was stepped on by a Howard!  :o  8-P  ;)  ;D

Look at it from the dog doo's perspective.  It was stepped on by a Howard!  :o   8-P  ;)  ;D



and I had to clean it up. :P

and I had to clean it up. :P


Oh, I see....now you're back to complaining about your job!  ;D

Oh, I see....now you're back to complaining about your job!  ;D

If that is the case, then I will smite Howard for complaining about his job.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/freddiethedreamers3.shtml

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1841.shtml

smite to online games that MAKE you ask friends to play.  I really hate bothering people to ask them to play some stupid little time-waster that I like, but it doesn't usually let me play unless I pester people.  Sorry to those of you that I bug the bleep out of.  :-[

smite to online games that MAKE you ask friends to play.  I really hate bothering people to ask them to play some stupid little time-waster that I like, but it doesn't usually let me play unless I pester people.  Sorry to those of you that I bug the bleep out of.  :-[


I like games...you can bug me... I'll play em if I can...

Oh, I see....now you're back to complaining about your job!  ;D



I came home it was dark and I accidentally stepped in dog poop,not realizing what smelled when I came home and I whiffed my shoe.

I smite Howard for trying to impregnate my mouth.

I smite Howard for trying to impregnate my mouth.


:o

smite to online games that MAKE you ask friends to play.  I really hate bothering people to ask them to play some stupid little time-waster that I like, but it doesn't usually let me play unless I pester people.  Sorry to those of you that I bug the bleep out of.  :-[


I agree. Except for that little maze thing that is set so when someone loses, a loud scream is heard and a scary picture is put on screen. That's my only exception.

I smite Howard for trying to impregnate my mouth.


;D What?

I smite the UPS truck in the parking lot.

I smite Howard for trying to impregnate my mouth.

I have to give you a Karmal for that  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I have to give you a Karmal for that  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


I smite you for talking about karma in the smite thread, and for spelling it wrong.

I smite The Google Toolbar.

I smite The Google Toolbar.

me too.

me too.


As do I. On my old computer (2006-07) I found it extremely annoying; it even slowed down the browser to the point where it crashed. So we had to disable it.

me too.



My Google Toolbar kept disappearing. ::)

I smite rush hour traffic

I smite that stupid Mafia Wars game on Facebook

I smite that stupid Mafia Wars game on Facebook


I smite Facebook.  ;D

I smite that stupid Mafia Wars game on Facebook


I have 65 notifications from that app alone! :o :D

I have 65 notifications from that app alone! :o :D


I haven't ever played it; just get fed up reading someone else's status about it.

I smite all my friends on FB..  except Mike, Ash, Davey, Gis and Erin and Bethany.  And anyone else here that's there.

I haven't ever played it; just get fed up reading someone else's status about it.


Well, now I am going to outright smite facebook.
I wasted away the afternoon and evening playing Cafe World!
(Which, I might add, is 10 timess better than Restaurant City!!!) :D

I haven't ever played it; just get fed up reading someone else's status about it.

I haven't played it either (or any of those games), but I'm with you on reading others' statuses about it. I also have plenty of notifications about many of those games (which I don't have much desire or time to ever try).

Well, now I am going to outright smite facebook.
I wasted away the afternoon and evening playing Cafe World!
(Which, I might add, is 10 timess better than Restaurant City!!!) :D


Been there, done that.


I smite Facebook.  ;D

smite the wind.

Outlook Express will continuously ask you to go through your computer until you're p--- and you give in. We'll also give you a Yahoo toolbar you don't want.

Outlook Express will continuously ask you to go through your computer until you're p--- and you give in. We'll also give you a Yahoo toolbar you don't want.


Huh? ???

smite the computer last night for the screen being black.

smite the computer last night for the screen being black.


Did you forget to turn on your monitor? :D

I also smite Facebook - bunch of error messages poppin' up lately. :P

Huh? ???


I had something ask every time I turned the computer if this thing could go through files and clean my computer.  One day I ended up pushing okay. I'll get Joel if you want details, I don't know much of anything and don't learn easily about computer stuff.

I smite Michael Jackson for still somehow being in the news.

I had something ask every time I turned the computer if this thing could go through files and clean my computer.  One day I ended up pushing okay. I'll get Joel if you want details, I don't know much of anything and don't learn easily about computer stuff.


Well, it isn't Outlook Express that is looking at your files and trying to clean it. Outlook is an email program that you set up with your smtp or pop account. If it is called something close to Outlook Express, then all I can say is that you have got a trojan or virus on your computer that is trying to run everytime you start it up.

I also smite Facebook - bunch of error messages poppin' up lately. :P


I had tons of errors last night. Not impressed! ;)

I smite Michael Jackson for still somehow being in the news.


I smite you!!!

How can you possibly smite Michael Jackson for still being in the news?
If you are going to do that then you might as well smite Elvis Presley, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe... the list can go on!

Well, it isn't Outlook Express that is looking at your files and trying to clean it. Outlook is an email program that you set up with your smtp or pop account. If it is called something close to Outlook Express, then all I can say is that you have got a trojan or virus on your computer that is trying to run everytime you start it up.


It's not just asking if it can autoarchive your e-mail folders?  I know that I get that from time to time with MS Outlook.

I smite you!!!

How can you possibly smite Michael Jackson for still being in the news?
If you are going to do that then you might as well smite Elvis Presley, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe... the list can go on!

...or Anna Nicole Smith...she was in the news for quite a while after her death! ::)

Outlook Express will continuously ask you to go through your computer until you're p--- and you give in. We'll also give you a Yahoo toolbar you don't want.



It's not just asking if it can autoarchive your e-mail folders?  I know that I get that from time to time with MS Outlook.


I know Outlook will do that, but it shouldn't go through her entire computer or install a yahoo toolbar.
From my understanding, it is going through all of her files and cleaning her computer... or if you will, deleting things that probably aren't supposed to be deleted. :-\\

But you could be right. ;)

...or Anna Nicole Smith...she was in the news for quite a while after her death! ::)


Actually, she's still in the news! Is there any chance I could change my smite to Anna Nicole Smith?

Did you forget to turn on your monitor? :D

I also smite Facebook - bunch of error messages poppin' up lately. :P


Yes I had my monitor on.

I smite the young girl in the pharmacy for having some people wait and then have me wait a few minutes for my foot lotion prescription. ::)

I smite Howard for his lack of patience

I smite Howard for his lack of patience


I was trying to wait patiently.
I understand that pharmacies are very busy.

so why did you smite her?

so why did you smite her?



She was the phone and having the elderly wait.

She was the phone and having the elderly wait.


Howard she was probably:

Talking to a doctors office to validate a prescription, get a refill approved or take an order for a new perscription
or
checking on someone's insurance

or she was answering a question....... the people on the phone are customers too..

Howard she was probably:

Talking to a doctors office to validate a prescription, get a refill approved or take an order for a new perscription
or
checking on someone's insurance

or she was answering a question....... the people on the phone are customers too..



Can I take the smite back then? ???

Can I take the smite back then? ???


I don't know.... I just wanted to you see that things aren't always how they appear.

I don't know.... I just wanted to you see that things aren't always how they appear.


Ok no problemo. ;)

Can I take the smite back then? ???


Howard she was probably:

Talking to a doctors office to validate a prescription, get a refill approved or take an order for a new perscription
or
checking on someone's insurance

or she was answering a question....... the people on the phone are customers too..


...or she may have been smiteworthy! We'll never know!  Get closer and eavesdrop next time Howard... ;)

I know Outlook will do that, but it shouldn't go through her entire computer or install a yahoo toolbar.
From my understanding, it is going through all of her files and cleaning her computer... or if you will, deleting things that probably aren't supposed to be deleted. :-\\

But you could be right. ;)


well whatever it is, It came up  every time I turned on the computer and it wanted to go through files and delete things.  It's never asked me if I want something deleted and I really don't know what it's doing.  My computer is set for automatic upgrade so I guess if something important got deleted, my computer would get it again.  I have Avast so it's not a virus.  I just need to motivate myself to figure out how to delete the toolbar I'm not using and everything hopefully will be just fine.  Anyway, smite things that keep coming up and nagging you. 

Actually, she's still in the news! Is there any chance I could change my smite to Anna Nicole Smith?

Well, you can always send a separate smite to her!

I smite being stupidly sensitive and hurt feelings about things that really don't matter.

...or she may have been smiteworthy! We'll never know!  Get closer and eavesdrop next time Howard... ;)





No I couldn't do that.  ;D

I smite Michael Jackson for still somehow being in the news.


That's ign'ant!   :D


...or she may have been smiteworthy! We'll never know!  Get closer and eavesdrop next time Howard... ;)




I smite gibbo for encouraging Howard :D

I smite being stupidly sensitive and hurt feelings about things that really don't matter.


been there, still there, me too. 

That's ign'ant!   :D


If you're referring to that South Park episodes, I give you Karamel. What the hell, I'll do it anyway.

I smite ulcers where I'm biting the inside of my mouth.

I smite my stupidity.  ::)

I smite the woman driving the Honda minivan, steering it with her knees

I smite the woman driving the Honda minivan, steering it with her knees



was she distracted?  ???

I smite the woman driving the Honda minivan, steering it with her knees


I've done that...

I've done that...


My mom's done that. While I'm in the car.

Aaahh, we have fun!

I smite so much rain that the ground gets soaked and the little earthworms get pushed out of the ground and crawl onto my steps and sidewalk.  ew. 

Right now would be a good time for me to send a smite the New York Yankees......but I'm only gonna smite Alex Rodriguez.

I smite so much rain that the ground gets soaked and the little earthworms get pushed out of the ground and crawl onto my steps and sidewalk.  ew. 


I have it here when it rains a lot you get these tiny earthworms.  :P

I think earthworms are cool.  It makes me sick to see them dead and have a bunch of dead worm bodies around.. 

I smite smokers.

I have it here when it rains a lot you get these tiny earthworms.  :P

I know, they're disgusting, aren't they? 8-P

I smite world hunger. TAKE THAT!!

I smite guys who think it's cool to slip girls something then rape them.
I smite the whole process we have to follow when a rape occurs.
I smite spending my whole damn day on one crime.
I smite the sgt who feels the need to micromanage everything which makes everyone's job ten tomes harder than it has to be
and I smite the fact that I've got to come back and do it all again tomorrow. 

I smite hair loss. :P

I smite feeling blah

I smite the Ernest St. Laurent Mix of Royksopp's 'Remind Me'. Techno FTW, but I couldn't understand that remix's progressions and synth choices.

I smite the men's bathroom that was flooded in Pathmark.  ::)

I smite the men's bathroom that was flooded in Pathmark.  ::)


Ummm...flooded with what?  :-\\

Ummm...flooded with what?  :-\\



water,the water went out the door,can't wait for the look on the maintainence guy tomorrow morning. ;D

water,the water went out the door,can't wait for the look on the maintainence guy tomorrow morning. ;D


you just left it there? Howard if you want to work inside you have to show intiative... you should've told the manager that you noticed the water on the floor and offer to clean it since maint. wasn't working.

you just left it there? Howard if you want to work inside you have to show intiative... you should've told the manager that you noticed the water on the floor and offer to clean it since maint. wasn't working.





No I didn't leave it there,the maintainence guy saw it,he'll probably work on it later tonight.

I smite hair loss. :P


Me too!

I smite the Ernest St. Laurent Mix of Royksopp's 'Remind Me'. Techno FTW, but I couldn't understand that remix's progressions and synth choices.

On that note, I smite unnecessary remixes of good songs.

Me too!


get some rogaine.

I smite that mini traffic jam in the parking lot.

get some rogaine.


No!  I smite Howard for telling me what to do.

I use Nioxin :D

No!  I smite Howard for telling me what to do.

I use Nioxin :D


I'm not telling you what to do,I'm just giving some advice. ;)

I'm not telling you what to do,I'm just giving some advice. ;)


Is that what you use? :D

I smite food that has calories.  lol  That oughta cover it.

Is that what you use? :D


Yeah that's what I use.

I smite food that has calories.  lol  That oughta cover it.


I second that but I only want to smite tasty food  ;D

I second that but I only want to smite tasty food  ;D


I wouldn't smite tasty food,I smite food that smells like crap. :P

I wouldn't smite tasty food,I smite food that smells like crap. :P


we're not really smiting food Howard...we're smiting the calories in food...but I just want to smite the calories in tasty food. It does me no good to smite bad tasting food with calories since I have no plans on eating anyway

we're not really smiting food Howard...we're smiting the calories in food...but I just want to smite the calories in tasty food. It does me no good to smite bad tasting food with calories since I have no plans on eating anyway



How about that hamburger that had a glazed donut as the bun plus with bacon in the middle?

How about that hamburger that had a glazed donut as the bun plus with bacon in the middle?


it looks tasty so it gets smited  ;D

oh wait I do smite bad tasting food... I smite cheese and mushrooms and the people who feel the need to put them in practically everything!  >:(

it looks tasty so it gets smited  ;D



But would you eat a 2000 calorie hamburger? ;)