Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.  My ex-boyfriend left me for a wench with an IQ of 70 and an Arrest Warrant in Colorado.  (Assaulting a police officer)

PA state law says anyone fleeing from law enforcement is not entitled to state funds.  (college grants, welfare, medicaid)  Ummm, well . . . she's on welfare and medicaid.  The penalty for this kind of fraud is up to 20 years.  She knows I'm aware of this.  My sin, enjoying the fact that I can put her behind bars.  http://www.mocoforo.com/foro/style_emoticons/default/diablo.gif

I have the confession that there are a few people here on the board that I want to make a real nasty comment but I refrain for fear of hurting my reputation of being such a nice person.

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My horns are the only thing holding my halo up.



Cat

I have the confession that there are a few people here on the board that I want to make a real nasty comment but I refrain for fear of hurting my reputation of being such a nice person.

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My horns are the only thing holding my halo up.



Cat


me too

I have the confession that there are a few people here on the board that I want to make a real nasty comment but I refrain for fear of hurting my reputation of being such a nice person.

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My horns are the only thing holding my halo up.



Cat
that's the magic of catty and gossippy PMs... ;)

I have a friend who avoids going to a certain state because he has not paid his child support services in ages...a very very scum-baggy thing to do.  I expressed my disappointment in him, but he remains my freind.
I sometime sfeel guilty and should tell him to pay up or give in or i'll abandon the freindship; but for some reason I don't.

that's the magic of catty and gossippy PMs... ;)


I confess....

now I am anxiously awaiting lots of catty and gossipy PMs...

I have a friend who cheated on his wife on more than one occasion but I have still remained friends with him even though I disagree with his infidelity.

I confess....

now I am anxiously awaiting lots of catty and gossipy PMs...





From him or from me?



Cat

From him or from me?



Cat
she just got mine. :P

From him or from me?



Cat


from everyone.. I embrace gossip with devilish delight.

I confess, I have too much of a conscience to actually act on most of the stuff I know about people.  I blame my parents for the proper up bringing.

she just got mine. :P



Well I didn't get yours.  :\'( :\'(



Cat

Well I didn't get yours.  :\'( :\'(



Cat
you already know, cat, in that you were the one who had to come in and clean up after all the arguments! :D

you already know, cat, in that you were the one who had to come in and clean up after all the arguments! :D



Not me. I don't do any editing. I'm only the NTN.



Cat

Not me. I don't do any editing. I'm only the NTN.



Cat


oh so you're the one to suck up too  ;)  oh wait I already have that medal....can I get two?  ;D

oh so you're the one to suck up too  ;)  oh wait I already have that medal....can I get two?  ;D





I have always told people that they have to pay me if they want their medals.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat

I have always told people that they have to pay me if they want their medals.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat



say when


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;D

say when


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;D




Keep going.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

After reading Belle Du Jour's thread where she confessed her "crazy, wacky" behavior chasing down info on her ex-boyfriend & mate, I thought we could use a thread for confessions. It's said that "confession is good for the soul". It's my privilege to welcome you to the inthe00s Confession Booth .  In the Confession Booth you can "safely" confess things that are weighing you down with guilt, things you've done or been involved in that maybe you shouldn't have, big or small & you feel guilty or bad about it. Perhaps you did a bad thing, and don't feel guilty about it. Well, you can share that too. No Matter What, you know how it is here at inthe00s. Once you confess, you may get support, compassion, or sympathy. Then again, you might be laughed at or ridiculed, but in the process you may also provide us a good laugh.   The main thing here is to try to have fun. After all, this is the Playful Penguin Place.

  *just a note*  NO felonies or serious criminal activity please
those you can send to me in a PM   8)

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/ConfessionBooth.jpg please enter and confess & tell us what you did


Well aren't you picky?  ::)

Well aren't you picky?  ::)
me? picky, no..you confess anyway, anywhere you want, even in private if need be, but you need to confess and you'll be better for it and we hope to be entertained  8) 



"I Have A Confession To Make"*******              "the names have been changed to protect the innocent"

anyway, a long time ago, Lady Di's cousin (let's call her lisa) used to come over and spend weekends with us. She'd crash on the sofa in the living room & Diane would go to sleep early in our bedroom, & me being a night owl would stay out in the living room so I could watch tv.      oh darn... someone needs me to help them here at work, so sorry, but I'll have to finish my confession later  ::)

me? picky, no..you confess anyway, anywhere you want, even in private if need be, but you need to confess and you'll be better for it and we hope to be entertained   8)   



"I Have A Confession To Make"*******              "the names have been changed to protect the innocent"

anyway, a long time ago, Lady Di's cousin (let's call her lisa) used to come over and spend weekends with us. She'd crash on the sofa in the living room & Diane would go to sleep early in our bedroom, & me being a night owl would stay out in the living room so I could watch tv.       oh darn... someone needs me to help them here at work, so sorry, but I'll have to finish my confession later  ::)





:o where is this going? lmao

:-\\ Ok i confess lately this board makes me really sad and even angry. Why... is everyone's guess :P

Well, this one's a little wild, hope you can handle it.  I've been known to take more than 10 items in the 10 item or less express lane at the grocery store and . . . . . I've even tried to pass off coupons for things that I didn't even buy!  :o  ;D  ;D

This is a little worse than my last confession. Back in the 1980's I was a security guard at a factory on the graveyard shift,one day 2 of the workers there were leaving for a better job,so they asked if the night shift(10 guys & me) could have a party,so I said ok and they had some alcohol,so this one obnoxious no-it-all decided he wanted to play strip poker,so after a little wine I said Ok he got as far as taking off his shirt,but not ninny, no I took my bra off,to a round of cheers(Some because they didn't like the guy & others because back then I had size 38 DD's) well that's it for now ;D

Well, this one's a little wild, hope you can handle it.  I've been known to take more than 10 items in the 10 item or less express lane at the grocery store and . . . . . I've even tried to pass off coupons for things that I didn't even buy!  :o  ;D  ;D


OMG-You should be ashamed of yourself. How do you live with yourself?  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Well, this one's a little wild, hope you can handle it.  I've been known to take more than 10 items in the 10 item or less express lane at the grocery store and . . . . . I've even tried to pass off coupons for things that I didn't even buy!  :o   ;D  ;D
omg Rhonda  :o  Shocking!


This is a little worse than my last confession. Back in the 1980's I was a security guard at a factory on the graveyard shift,one day 2 of the workers there were leaving for a better job,so they asked if the night shift(10 guys & me) could have a party,so I said ok and they had some alcohol,so this one obnoxious no-it-all decided he wanted to play strip poker,so after a little wine I said Ok he got as far as taking off his shirt,but not ninny, no I took my bra off,to a round of cheers(Some because they didn't like the guy & others because back then I had size 38 DD's) well that's it for now ;D
whoa ninny, this is just the kind of juicy confession that completely makes me glad i started this thread.
you're hard-core girl  ;D


:o where is this going? lmao

:-\\ Ok i confess lately this board makes me really sad and even angry. Why... is everyone's guess :P
so anyway, where is this going??  let's see, where did i leave off..... oh yeah 

anyway, a long time ago, Lady Di's cousin (let's call her lisa) used to come over and spend weekends with us. She'd crash on the sofa in the living room & Diane would go to sleep early in our bedroom, & me being a night owl would stay out in the living room so I could watch tv...............................so I'm on the floor watching tv and LD's cousin asleep on the couch and I hear commotion and rustling behind me, I turn and look &  LD's cousin has kicked off her blanket and is laying on the couch all splayed out in nothing but skimpy tiny undies. ok so I looked and that was a better show than what was on tv. Then I realized it was really warm in our place and that's probably why she uncovered.      So the next night I'm watching tv & LD's cousin asleep on the couch and here's my confession. I turned up the heater so it would get hot in our place and sure enough, my lacivious plan worked & she kicked off all her blankets and provided another late night show and lucky for me LD is a heavy sleeper and didn't walk out there to see her cousin showing her goods while asleep.  I'm so rotten, I know it  ::)     

Father Badfinger ... ::)




I confess that I probably spend WAY too much time on this site, and that my life is not in harmony/balance. Much as it pains me to perhaps please others who might well like to see a lot less of me ...and pains me to give less of myself to those who look forward to my posts and presence .... I think I have to seriously contemplate a drastic cut down to my presence here ..... for my OWN selfish good !  :-[  :(


Putting this into practice .... will be easier said then done ....    :-\\

Father Badfinger ... ::)




I confess that I probably spend WAY too much time on this site, and that my life is not in harmony/balance. Much as it pains me to perhaps please others who might well like to see a lot less of me ...and pains me to give less of myself to those who look forward to my posts and presence .... I think I have to seriously contemplate a drastic cut down to my presence here ..... for my OWN selfish good !  :-[  :(


Putting this into practice .... will be easier said then done ....    :-\\
It's good that you bring this up in your confession Al, because I think breaks away from the board aren't bad, however for me, short breaks no longer than a week are adequate. Do what is best for you my son, but always know that you are an integral part of the whole  8)
I hope that didn't sound wrong  ???

It's good that you bring this up in your confession Al, because I think breaks away from the board aren't bad, however for me, short breaks no longer than a week are adequate. Do what is best for you my son, but always know that you are an integral part of the whole  8)
I hope that didn't sound wrong  ???




Forgive me Father Badfinger

The soul is willing ..... but the flesh is weak?  So ... I find myself logged in again. Well, ... 'Rome wasn't built in a day' ?  :-\\ 



Cold turkey / gradual cutting back ?  Which one, which one !    :-\\


Well, I did manage a few hours away this afternoon .... and actually got a fair bit of the vacuuming done  :o

If I keep up like THIS ..... I might even have my bed made by next week !  :o  :P  ;D

Forgive me Father Badfinger

The soul is willing ..... but the flesh is weak?  So ... I find myself logged in again. Well, ... 'Rome wasn't built in a day' ?  :-\\ 



Cold turkey / gradual cutting back ?  Which one, which one !     :-\\


Well, I did manage a few hours away this afternoon .... and actually got a fair bit of the vacuuming done   :o

If I keep up like THIS ..... I might even have my bed made by next week !  :o  :P  ;D
;D  good for you. you're making fine progress, but alas it seems you may be addicted since when you make 1 post, soon you post again, and again and then you're off postwhoring as if you were Philip Eno or something  ??? 

Well, this one's a little wild, hope you can handle it.  I've been known to take more than 10 items in the 10 item or less express lane at the grocery store and . . . . . I've even tried to pass off coupons for things that I didn't even buy!  :o  ;D  ;D



N O!!!!!!!!

say it isn't so.... and those coupons are probably *gulp* expired too  :o


;D

;D  good for you. you're making fine progress, but alas it seems you may be addicted since when you make 1 post, soon you post again, and again and then you're off postwhoring as if you were Philip Eno or something  ??? 




To mention Philip Eno .... postwhoring ... and me .... in the SAME breath  :o ..... SACRILEGE !  :o


Something I would expect a 'Father' to know all about.  :-\\




Just where WERE you ordained, Father Badfinger ?  ???                                        :P  :D

Mike!  I am laughing so hard I started coughing then choking....thanks buddy.


Al, You're allowed to take breaks just give us fair warning when you do so... I on the other hand look forward to the end of my busy month so that I might be able to get more quality time in here again.

Mike!  I am laughing so hard I started coughing then choking....thanks buddy.



Q .. what did he say ? Where ?

To mention Philip Eno .... postwhoring ... and me .... in the SAME breath   :o ..... SACRILEGE !   :o


Something I would expect a 'Father' to know all about.   :-\\




Just where WERE you ordained, Father Badfinger ?   ???                                         :P  :D
I was never ordained, actually banned from the priesthood for some silly incident involving a cute nun.  anyways, it's not about me. Confession is for you and there is a higher authority than me here.  8)   
she's watching, always watching  http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/464865169_46bcb8a9ed.jpg?v=0



Mike!  I am laughing so hard I started coughing then choking....thanks buddy.


Al, You're allowed to take breaks just give us fair warning when you do so... I on the other hand look forward to the end of my busy month so that I might be able to get more quality time in here again.



Do you need me to do the Heimlich  :o      now I'm laughing because you were laughing  ;D isn't this fun? this place does provide some good free entertainment now and then and sometimes the posts reach deeper into some people. 

Mike!  I am laughing so hard I started coughing then choking....thanks buddy.

was it my devious & lewd behavior with a certain wife of mine's cousin that tickled your funny bone? I hope so because I mean for that to be a funny tale

was it my devious & lewd behavior with a certain wife of mine's cousin that tickled your funny bone? I hope so because I mean for that to be a funny tale


that's exactly it...I filled in so many blanks when you took a break in the middle of your confession I expected a lot of things but I didn't expect you to admit to being a perv!  ;D

that's exactly it...I filled in so many blanks when you took a break in the middle of your confession I expected a lot of things but I didn't expect you to admit to being a perv!  ;D


well, that's as pervy as it gets  ::)  which is enough, and I figured the strategic pause would create curiosity and imagination, but yes, in the end, I was all pervy and lecherous  ;D 

omg Rhonda  :o  Shocking!
whoa ninny, this is just the kind of juicy confession that completely makes me glad i started this thread.
you're hard-core girl  ;D
so anyway, where is this going??  let's see, where did i leave off..... oh yeah 

anyway, a long time ago, Lady Di's cousin (let's call her lisa) used to come over and spend weekends with us. She'd crash on the sofa in the living room & Diane would go to sleep early in our bedroom, & me being a night owl would stay out in the living room so I could watch tv...............................so I'm on the floor watching tv and LD's cousin asleep on the couch and I hear commotion and rustling behind me, I turn and look &  LD's cousin has kicked off her blanket and is laying on the couch all splayed out in nothing but skimpy tiny undies. ok so I looked and that was a better show than what was on tv. Then I realized it was really warm in our place and that's probably why she uncovered.       So the next night I'm watching tv & LD's cousin asleep on the couch and here's my confession. I turned up the heater so it would get hot in our place and sure enough, my lacivious plan worked & she kicked off all her blankets and provided another late night show and lucky for me LD is a heavy sleeper and didn't walk out there to see her cousin showing her goods while asleep.  I'm so rotten, I know it  ::)       


Love it ..love it ...love it!!!  and anyone who uses the word 'lacivious' deserves all the WARM moments he receives..... ;D ;D

that's exactly it...I filled in so many blanks when you took a break in the middle of your confession I expected a lot of things but I didn't expect you to admit to being a perv!  ;D





ALL men are pervs....that is if we're doing it right! :D

ALL men are pervs....that is if we're doing it right! :D


I just implied the same thing elsewhere....just know that I wrote that before reading this.

I just implied the same thing elsewhere....just know that I wrote that before reading this.





Not true...I was stalking tracking your posts. I got there first....and because I'm a guy...I'm right. Now i'm logging off before I'm not right.... (at work and now on my way home)..... :P

Not true...I was stalking tracking your posts. I got there first....and because I'm a guy...I'm right. Now i'm logging off before I'm not right.... (at work and now on my way home)..... :P
;D

I have a confession,I still watch porn. :-[

ALL men are pervs....that is if we're doing it right! :D


Doing what right?

Doing what right?


Just ...being guys... ;)

Just ...being guys... ;)


and they're being girls.

No confessions from me............I've NEVER done ANYTHING wrong in my whole life........ 8)

Okay, okay .....maybe I lie ....a little......sometimes  :-\\

This is a little worse than my last confession. Back in the 1980's I was a security guard at a factory on the graveyard shift,one day 2 of the workers there were leaving for a better job,so they asked if the night shift(10 guys & me) could have a party,so I said ok and they had some alcohol,so this one obnoxious no-it-all decided he wanted to play strip poker,so after a little wine I said Ok he got as far as taking off his shirt,but not ninny, no I took my bra off,to a round of cheers(Some because they didn't like the guy & others because back then I had size 38 DD's) well that's it for now ;D


Very impressive confession Ninny.........very impressive .. 38 DD!!!!  :o  ::)  ;)

Very impressive confession Ninny.........very impressive .. 38 DD!!!!  :o  ::)  ;)


Note she said 'back then' ...


and now ??



Does she sling them over her shoulders like a continental soldier ?

Note she said 'back then' ...


and now ??



Does she sling them over her shoulders like a continental soldier ?


Go on hunt ME down ....... ;D

Note she said 'back then' ...


and now ??



Does she sling them over her shoulders like a continental soldier ?

The doctors told me to get a breast reduction,so now they are a C cup. My husband said he ok with it...bullsheesh he didn't even look at them for a couple of months,but he's made up for lost time ;D,I know he's still upset about it,because he keeps going around saying"they chopped off my babys for nothing,you still have back problems" and I had the operation back in 1994......maybe later I'll confess to those naked pics...oops

The doctors told me to get a breast reduction,so now they are a C cup. My husband said he ok with it...balony he didn't even look at them for a couple of months,but he's made up for lost time ;D,I know he's still upset about it,because he keeps going around saying"they chopped off my babys for nothing,you still have back problems" and I had the operation back in 1994......maybe later I'll confess to those naked pics...oops


Yeah..just keep it to us 1000+ at this site...THAT secret will never get out!  ;D

The doctors told me to get a breast reduction,so now they are a C cup. My husband said he ok with it...balony he didn't even look at them for a couple of months,but he's made up for lost time ;D,I know he's still upset about it,because he keeps going around saying"they chopped off my babys for nothing,you still have back problems" and I had the operation back in 1994......maybe later I'll confess to those naked pics...oops


How do YOU feel about the reduction?

How do YOU feel about the reduction?

It didn't bother me one way or another,sure big breasts are nice to have when your in your late teens to maybe about 35,you do get alot of attention (Wanted & unwanted),and If I had the intelligence when i was around 18 to collect money everytime some guy wanted to see them I'd be rich ;D
The only part that makes me mad is I still have both upper & lower back problems,but at least this wont happen
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o48/kjayne_2006/breasts.jpg

I have a confession to make ... Sometimes I go into thrift stores and don't like the prices that I see, so I've been known to switch the tags to make the item I am buying be much cheaper :D

I have a confession to make ... Sometimes I go into thrift stores and don't like the prices that I see, so I've been known to switch the tags to make the item I am buying be much cheaper :D


I've done that .... and ..... more! I used to spend ages (30 mins ?) back in the mid 90's ..... trying to peel away those CD's with the games / software .... from the front of the PC magazines. Well, I succeeded a number of times....... but in the end, ........ figured sooner or later, my luck WOULD run out, and it just wasn't worth going to court / jail about ?

So, I've been a 'good boy' for probably the last 10 years ?

I have a confession to make ... Sometimes I go into thrift stores and don't like the prices that I see, so I've been known to switch the tags to make the item I am buying be much cheaper :D


I do that too! ;D  At our Goodwill they have these little colored plastic rings on the hangers...and each week they have a "color of the week"...so I've been known to switch up some hangers in my favor, at times.  :D

When I was 13, some of the boys in my school used to say that I stuffed myself-I "proved" that I didn't to one boy.  ;)  Of course I'm sure he knew I didn't-he just wanted me to show him.



Cat

Love it ..love it ...love it!!!   and anyone who uses the word 'lacivious' deserves all the WARM moments he receives..... ;D ;D
;D  that is a cool word


When I was 13, some of the boys in my school used to say that I stuffed myself-I "proved" that I didn't to one boy.  ;)  Of course I'm sure he knew I didn't-he just wanted me to show him.



Cat
that's a great confession Cat, very karma-worthy but I have one thing to say about this....


CatwomanofV  stuffs!!  CatwomanofV  stuffs!!    CatwomanofV  stuffs!!  CatwomanofV  stuffs!!    ::)   

;D  that is a cool word
that's a great confession Cat, very karma-worthy but I have one thing to say about this....


CatwomanofV  stuffs!!  CatwomanofV  stuffs!!    CatwomanofV  stuffs!!  CatwomanofV  stuffs!!    ::)   



Yeah, I bet you would love for me to "prove" that I don't. But, you see, now someone would be very upset if I "prove" to anyone else that they are real. (Of course I "prove" to him everyday.  ;) :D ;D ;D )




Cat

Very impressive confession Ninny.........very impressive .. 38 DD!!!!  :o   ::)  ;)


Wow,those must be some big knockers. :o ;D

I have a confession to make ... Sometimes I go into thrift stores and don't like the prices that I see, so I've been known to switch the tags to make the item I am buying be much cheaper :D


I think that's the reason why many stores have price labels that are 'scored'...so that way if you try to peel it off, it rips...thus making it hard to try and switch tags!

The doctors told me to get a breast reduction,so now they are a C cup. My husband said he ok with it...balony he didn't even look at them for a couple of months,but he's made up for lost time ;D,I know he's still upset about it,because he keeps going around saying"they chopped off my babys for nothing,you still have back problems" and I had the operation back in 1994......maybe later I'll confess to those naked pics...oops


that reduction sounds like a great idea... try shopping for 42 DD.

I have a confession to make ... Sometimes I go into thrift stores and don't like the prices that I see, so I've been known to switch the tags to make the item I am buying be much cheaper :D


I've done that once or twice...and I believe I was 'ethically right' in doing so...

How? Well, there was one time when a certain store was having a knock-down on sweatshirts, but the 'knockdowns' only seemed to apply to small and medium sizes...

No good to me, so I swiftly adjourned into a fitting room, deftly swapped everything around, replaced the now-overpriced small item and took my 'bargain' to the doziest cashier I could lay my eyes on...

Some unkind folk may say, 'why the hell don't you go on a diet?', but it's the principle, I tell you... ::)

Yeah, I bet you would love for me to "prove" that I don't. But, you see, now someone would be very upset if I "prove" to anyone else that they are real. (Of course I "prove" to him everyday.  ;) :D ;D ;D )




Cat
hehhehheh, I guess we''ll take your word for it and we would not want to upset a certain someone, as I'm sure he's quite territorial and possesive like me  8) 


Wow,those must be some big knockers. :o ;D
;D dang Howard!  that's the funniest statement of the day  ;D  you slayed me bro.

I've done that once or twice...and I believe I was 'ethically right' in doing so...

How? Well, there was one time when a certain store was having a knock-down on sweatshirts, but the 'knockdowns' only seemed to apply to small and medium sizes...

No good to me, so I swiftly adjourned into a fitting room, deftly swapped everything around, replaced the now-overpriced small item and took my 'bargain' to the doziest cashier I could lay my eyes on...

Some unkind folk may say, 'why the hell don't you go on a diet?', but it's the principle, I tell you... ::)


Yes, you'd think if one size was on sale then all sizes would be on sale... ::)

that reduction sounds like a great idea... try shopping for 42 DD.




You can't get any bigger than 42DD,Can You? ???

You can't get any bigger than 42DD,Can You? ???


I hope not .... there are bigger bras but they are very hard to find.

I hope not .... there are bigger bras but they are very hard to find.





I'll help you find them.  ;)

I'll help you find them.  ;)
you're gonna help her find amazingly large bra's  :o  you're a good friend Howard

you're gonna help her find amazingly large bra's  :o  you're a good friend Howard


I don't know it sounds like that offer might come with strings attached.  :-\\

I don't know it sounds like that offer might come with strings attached.   :-\\




but he's just wanting to help...  ::)    that sure would make a fun video for us if you took Howard with you and filmed it  ;D 

that reduction sounds like a great idea... try shopping for 42 DD.



I feel for you,mine were alittle bigger than DD but I was too lazy to buya bigger cup :)

but he's just wanting to help...  ::)    that sure would make a fun video for us if you took Howard with you and filmed it  ;D 


oh man... I wonder what Howard would do if he walked into a store called the Wizard of Bras....located in LA.

i have to confess that this thread frightens me a little.  :-\\

I hope not .... there are bigger bras but they are very hard to find.




I see on the internet they have sizes up 52 JJ

I see on the internet they have sizes up 52 JJ



if you don't need it as a bra it can always double as a swing or hammock...  ;D


I have to confess that I have yet to make a confession...

oh man... I wonder what Howard would do if he walked into a store called the Wizard of Bras....located in LA.


he'd be like Shoeless Joe in the movie *Field of Dreams* and say "Is this heaven"?


i have to confess that this thread frightens me a little.  :-\\
you need to give up a little something to the community here  >:( 



I have to confess that I have yet to make a confession...

you too, out with it.





"I Have A Confession To Make"*******  sometimes I'll scour the floor in Julie's bedroom for spare change (quarters or dimes) or loose dollar bills that she just leaves on the ground when I don't have any money on me.  thing is, she's always got money and she doesn't even work  ???

i have a confession to make -- sometimes i knock little kids over and steal their lunch money and run away, yelling "you want some of this? i can take you, you little punk! you're only nine!"

"I Have A Confession To Make"*******  sometimes I'll scour the floor in Julie's bedroom for spare change (quarters or dimes) or loose dollar bills that she just leaves on the ground when I don't have any money on me.  thing is, she's always got money and she doesn't even work  ???



hmm perhaps that's why you don't have any money...

i have a confession to make -- sometimes i knock little kids over and steal their lunch money and run away, yelling "you want some of this? i can take you, you little punk! you're only nine!"
so Tia, do you do this because you need the money or just because you like doing it?    ???



hmm perhaps that's why you don't have any money...


thanks, that explains it

if you don't need it as a bra it can always double as a swing or hammock...  ;D


I have to confess that I have yet to make a confession...




you too, out with it.








okay...but don't think any less of me...


I once lied during a arbitration hearing...not related to my current job.

At a job I had years ago....we had an employee who was released for being a trouble maker...aggressive and angry.

She sued and we were all deposed....


My boss had us come up with our own questions and type them up for them....

during the depo she asked if I had seen the questions before... I didn't know if it was okay that I had come up with the questions so I lied and said no...

I really wanted to say yeah I saw them...in fact I typed them up bitch...

I think it was obvious I lied.


Later when applying for a job I didn't want I decided to see if I could trip up the lie detector... I did.. I totally lied on a question that I refuse to repeat here.  and I passed the lie detector and they offered me the job.  ;D


guess I've become a better liar in 10 years  8)

"I Have A Confession To Make"*******  sometimes I'll scour the floor in Julie's bedroom for spare change (quarters or dimes) or loose dollar bills that she just leaves on the ground when I don't have any money on me.  thing is, she's always got money and she doesn't even work  ???



My confession is I can see a coin-ANY coin without looking at it-the date, etc. I have a hard time spending change. You should see how many coins I have around this place.  ::)




I have an assignment for Howard if he is willing to accept it. I want him to hunt around NYC for a bra size 52 JJ. We will need someone else to follow him around with a camera.




Cat

My confession is I can see a coin-ANY coin without looking at it-the date, etc. I have a hard time spending change. You should see how many coins I have around this place.  ::)




I have an assignment for Howard if he is willing to accept it. I want him to hunt around NYC for a bra size 52 JJ. We will need someone else to follow him around with a camera.




Cat


oh man that could be a you tube series...Howard the Bra hunter. 

oh man that could be a you tube series...Howard the Bra hunter. 






















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"So many bras, so little time ! "  :\'(  :P  :D

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http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/570/brahunteruk1.jpg
"So many bras, so little time ! "  :\'(  :P  :D



That one he is holding is too small. It has to be a BIG one.





Cat

That one he is holding is too small. It has to be a BIG one.





Cat


  ???  Of course, I could see that. But being a bra hunter, it's a 'dirty job' ...... someone's gotta do it ?  :P  ;D

  ???  Of course, I could see that. But being a bra hunter, it's a 'dirty job' ...... someone's gotta do it ?  :P  ;D




;D ;D ;D


Well, he can start off small only to get bigger.



Cat

;D ;D ;D


Well, he can start off small only to get bigger.



Cat


Exactly ! He needs to stop every woman on the streets of New York (regardless of SUSPECTED size) , and double check / obtain the necessary garment ....  just to be sure !  Any fondling that may occur is entirely unfortunate and accidental !  :D

Exactly ! He needs to stop every woman on the streets of New York (regardless of SUSPECTED size) , and double check / obtain the necessary garment ....  just to be sure !  Any fondling that may occur is entirely unfortunate and accidental !  :D



So who is going to volunteer to record Howard's quest for the biggest bra in NYC?



Cat

I think that's the reason why many stores have price labels that are 'scored'...so that way if you try to peel it off, it rips...thus making it hard to try and switch tags!


The ones that are scored like that are a challenge to peel off, but I've become quite skilled at it ;D

I don't really like to switch pricetags, but when a store is going to charge $2.99 for a cassette tape, they get what they deserve LOL

Y'know, I was gonna confess that "I was the only person in the theater who spontaneously burst out laughing at the accidental shooting scene in Pulp Fiction", but I got distracted by all this talk of boobs.

Suppose we swap "52 JJ" with "45-anything", and use Ivor Bigguns' "Bra Size 45" as the background music.  The resulting video could get the lucky star a TV spot.  Serious viral potential.

"Or it could go this way!"
  - unknown sample source, Yaz (aka Yazoo), Situation, Deadline Remix


So who is going to volunteer to record Howard's quest for the biggest bra in NYC?


Is that anything like the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota?  Because if it is...

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming,
After workin' all year down at Foo Bar's Heating and Plumbing.
So one night when my friends and I were gathered 'round the message board, I said, "Folks..."
If we could make Howard into a YouTube God?  Make the man feel witty?"
They said "Foo!  We'll make 'im find the biggest wire bra in New York City!"
(They picked the biggest wire bra in New York City...)

So the very next day we loaded up the board with walrus threads and pickled penguins,
Lyrics quizzes, decadeology, the food board's homemade rhubarb pie.
Put vacation mode-on, and the mods wished us goodbye,
And so our plan began to flower.

We picked up a guy holding a sign that said "Big bras or BUST!"  (( I am so sorry... sometimes it just writes itself ))
He smelled OK and he said his name was Howard.
I put in a half-trashed mixtape,
The mods put on their brand new hairnets,
Guests were lurkin' in the background, poundin' keyboards, "Are they there yet?"
And all of us were joined together in one common thought -
As we rolled down the long and winding interstate in our '80 Box-o-s*itty!
"We're gonna see the biggest wire bra in New York City!
We're headin' for the biggest wire bra in New York City!"

Oh we couldn't wait to get there, so we drove straight through for three whole days and nights
(Of course we stopped for more pickled penguins now and then.)
The scenery was just so pretty, boy I wish the mods coulda seen it,

But I'm not gonna write any more because there's too many words that rhyme with "City" that I can't use at the end of every verse in this here song!  (Seriously, does anyone have a car make that rhymes with "City"?  I can't transliterate "Coupe de Ville" into "Caddy Coupe de City" because the next line actually is City, and I obviously wanna reserve the one that begins with "T" for later...  Anyways, this half-done parody is in the public domain, and there are ample lists of items in the original that could be bent into 00s.com in-jokes... so have at it!)

I hope not .... there are bigger bras but they are very hard to find.





Okay then..............Fly, be free......... ::)

Y'know, I was gonna confess that "I was the only person in the theater who spontaneously burst out laughing at the accidental shooting scene in Pulp Fiction",




the rest of your post was funny but I took it out for the purpose of this confession...


I confess with very heartfelt apologies to the cat lovers on the board...most notably Cat, Erin, Patti, Janine & Tam....and the rest of you too...

When I was in film school we screened a movie (a western I think- I forget the title)  the villain was trying to prove a point that he was an imposing guy. the whole time he's giving this bad-ass speech he is holding and stroking a cat in a most menacing manner.... .

In my head I start chanting "kill the cat," "kill the cat"  then he puts the cat against a post and rams a knife into it.....I scream yeah....


everyone was just staring at me... apparently when I thought I was saying kill the cat in my head I was actually doing it outloud....I was chanting it.... kill the cat kill the cat kill the cat  YEAH!!!  I scared the crap out of the people next to me... they thought I was psychotic... 

sorry I just don't like cats very much...although all the cats belonging to people are an exception of course  ;D

So who is going to volunteer to record Howard's quest for the biggest bra in NYC?

Cat

I suggest he start with "Topsy Curvy", the exotic dancer they call "Baseball's Kissing Babe".

Okay then..............Fly, be free......... ::)

What about this poor woman!
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oh man... I wonder what Howard would do if he walked into a store called the Wizard of Bras....located in LA.





I'd ask a woman to pose for me with her wearing them. ;)

What about this poor woman!
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Damn,those are humongous.Looks like she's holding bowling balls in there. :o

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http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/570/brahunteruk1.jpg
"So many bras, so little time ! "   :\'(  :P  :D


I love my brasseires. ;D

What about this poor woman!
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I'm ready to offer her ALL my 'support' ........ and if no other guy steps up to the plate ......... I think I MIGHT  :-\\  be able to live with that  ............ <  "slurp !  slurp ! "    :P















:D 

I'm ready to offer her ALL my 'support' ........ and if no other guy steps up to the plate ......... I think I MIGHT   :-\\  be able to live with that   ............ <  "slurp !  slurp ! "    :P















:D 

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Exactly ! Why do I spend all that time obsessing, when all I've gotta do is pick some up at the local grocery store ?


??? :-[ :\'(

What about this poor woman!
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Is that Chelsea Charms?  Gads, pop those and string goes EVERYWHERE!!!

She's got string implants, they don't do them in the U.S. anymore because of the health risk.

My confession, I actually listen to my brother when he talks about this stuff. (Men seem to appreciate the fact that I don't cringe)

Is that Chelsea Charms?  Gads, pop those and string goes EVERYWHERE!!!

She's got string implants, they don't do them in the U.S. anymore because of the health risk.

My confession, I actually listen to my brother when he talks about this stuff. (Men seem to appreciate the fact that I don't cringe)


You mean I'd be sucking on string instead of milk ? Damned  bitch !  >:(  Just been 'stringing me along !'    :D

You mean I'd be sucking on string instead of milk ? Damned  bitch !  >:(  Just been 'stringing me along !'    :D


It's kind of like silicon implants only string, the string expands.  Bummer I know, God doesn't make that kind of a chest too often.  Don't you just hate "false advertising"?

Is that Chelsea Charms?  Gads, pop those and string goes EVERYWHERE!!!

She's got string implants, they don't do them in the U.S. anymore because of the health risk.

My confession, I actually listen to my brother when he talks about this stuff. (Men seem to appreciate the fact that I don't cringe)

On her website, Charms says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds (11.8 kg). Because of the nature of her string implants, Charms' breasts are continually expanding (by about 25 millimeters a month).  Gadzooks