I <3 God.


She loves you too.

She loves you too.


Wouldn't that make Her a GodDESS?

Not that there's anything wrong with that :)

She loves you too.


If God were a woman, half the troubles we have wouldn't exist in this world. Poverty, racism, war....all gone....especially if she had PMS. :D

If God were a woman, half the troubles we have wouldn't exist in this world. Poverty, racism, war....all gone....especially if she had PMS. :D


OMG!  MEN would be the menstruators!  :o :o :o

OMG!  MEN would be the menstruators!  :o :o :o


Yeah right.  You guys wouldn't last an hour.

Yeah right.  You guys wouldn't last an hour.


Seriously, if I bled that much I'd probably be dead without a blood transfusion :D :D

While we're on the subject of God, I would also like to say that I'm not down with the image of Jesus as a snow white Aryan dude. He was from the MIDDLE EAST, so no doubt he was dark skinned and such.

THERE'S your thought for today.

At the very least, Jesus probably had a SWEET tan.

At the very least, Jesus probably had a SWEET tan.


I don't think he had blue eyes though.

I don't think he had blue eyes though.


Maybe God made him a mutant because he had all these cool powers and stuff...like the power of carpentry, and the power of fish gathering, and stuff like that...

Maybe God made him a mutant because he had all these cool powers and stuff...like the power of carpentry, and the power of fish gathering, and stuff like that...


Don't forget the water into wine trick. Jesus knew how to party.

Don't forget the water into wine trick. Jesus knew how to party.


I thought Moses did that?  No wait, that was the water into Ragu trick.

I thought Moses did that?  No wait, that was the water into Ragu trick.


Nah, Moses hit the smite button on Egypt.

While we're on the subject of God, I would also like to say that I'm not down with the image of Jesus as a snow white Aryan dude. He was from the MIDDLE EAST, so no doubt he was dark skinned and such.

THERE'S your thought for today.


Have you ever noticed how quick people are to dismiss that fact?  Even though it's about a thousand times more logical than him being the ONLY white man in the middle east at the time.  Seriously...how stupid can you be?

Nah, Moses hit the smite button on Egypt.


Oh, that must have been the part with the plague toads and the fart cloud that killed firstborn Egyptians...

Seriously...have you ever noticed how quick people are to dismiss that fact?  Even though it's about a thousand times more logical than him being the ONLY white man in the middle east at the time.  Seriously...how stupid can you be?


Pretty stupid. Like millions and millions of people buy into that blonde hair blue eyed painting of him.



Oh, that must have been the part with the plague toads and the fart cloud that killed firstborn Egyptians...


Fart cloud. ;D

I was thinking that God and Jesus probably have a pretty good sense of humor as I haven't been turned into a human lightning rod as yet :D

Don't forget the water into wine trick. Jesus knew how to party.


;D


Fart cloud. ;D


;D


I was thinking that God and Jesus probably have a pretty good sense of humor as I haven't been turned into a human lightning rod as yet :D


The operative word being "yet."

If God were a woman, half the troubles we have wouldn't exist in this world. Poverty, racism, war....all gone....especially if she had PMS. :D
women are more filled with violent, hateful fury than they get credit for.

i made a lot of friends in grad school by arguing with radical feminists that if women ruled the world, it would be consumed in the flames of war within a week. they'd get all huffy and pissed and i'd go, look! look how enraged you are! i rest my case.

I'm thinking I should invest in some insulating materials later on today...

I <3 God.

okay, okay, tone it down people!

women are more filled with violent, hateful fury than they get credit for.

i made a lot of friends in grad school by arguing with radical feminists that if women ruled the world, it would be consumed in the flames of war within a week. they'd get all huffy and pissed and i'd go, look! look how enraged you are! i rest my case.


*gets huffy*

women are more filled with violent, hateful fury than they get credit for.

i made a lot of friends in grad school by arguing with radical feminists that if women ruled the world, it would be consumed in the flames of war within a week. they'd get all huffy and pissed and i'd go, look! look how enraged you are! i rest my case.


Yeah, but those are the radicals. I'm not a radical feminist. I'm more of a June Cleaver type. Except I don't vacuum the house in high heels and pearls.

Yeah, but those are the radicals. I'm not a radical feminist. I'm more of a June Cleaver type. Except I don't vacuum the house in high heels and pearls.


That's Rice's job.

That's Rice's job.


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That's Rice's job.


I do vacuum, but I don't think I can do it in high heels and I'm not a big fan of the pearl necklace either :P

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I got the exact same message when I tried to Karma you!

I do vacuum, but I don't think I can do it in high heels and I'm not a big fan of the pearl necklace either :P


I am.

I am.


:-*


women are more filled with violent, hateful fury than they get credit for.

i made a lot of friends in grad school by arguing with radical feminists that if women ruled the world, it would be consumed in the flames of war within a week. they'd get all huffy and pissed and i'd go, look! look how enraged you are! i rest my case.


See?  Math proves it!

See?  Math proves it!


Ass.

"I have found the last page and a half extremely funny and enlightening." - Me

Either thou art most ignorant by age, or thou wert born a fool. ~ William Shakespeare

"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."  William Shakespeare

"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."  -Mae West  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

So it seems that when endothelial cells are associated with tumor vasculature (aka blood vessels) they are aneuploid, as in their chromosomes are all effed up.  So now I have to figure out WHY.  THAT is a mega-thought of the weekend :D

So it seems that when endothelial cells are associated with tumor vasculature (aka blood vessels) they are aneuploid, as in their chromosomes are all effed up.  So now I have to figure out WHY.  THAT is a mega-thought of the weekend :D


It's a thought if you can f*cking understand it.

So it seems that when endothelial cells are associated with tumor vasculature (aka blood vessels) they are aneuploid.  pfft. dude, you didn't know that? where have YOU been? ::)

althuthlian cells and vascomometer whatevers are SO 2006.

pfft. dude, you didn't know that? where have YOU been? ::)

althuthlian cells and vascomometer whatevers are SO 2006.


2004 actually.  That was around the time that I didn't really care :D

2004 actually.  That was around the time that I didn't really care :D


Yeah. I was............distracting him.

So it seems that when endothelial cells are associated with tumor vasculature (aka blood vessels) they are aneuploid, as in their chromosomes are all effed up.  So now I have to figure out WHY.  THAT is a mega-thought of the weekend :D


I think I just pulled a ligament in my brain.

Fools are wise until they speak.
~ ~ ~ Randle Cotgrave

I spoked :(

Have you ever noticed how quick people are to dismiss that fact?  Even though it's about a thousand times more logical than him being the ONLY white man in the middle east at the time.  Seriously...how stupid can you be?


Being the resident Aryan nutjob.. it should be my job to say NOO BUT CUS.. YA KNOW.. HE WAS WHITE?!!? But he totally wasn't. I mean.. the historical record shows of a Jesus Christ, fine, the guy hung out and talked crap.. whatever, but take him.. and saddam hussein.. and find the physiological difference. Can't? Thought not.

You want some of this? Then you're a stupid motherf**ker! - MC Ren.

resident Aryan nutjob

this needs to be on a business card.

this needs to be on a business card.


Will he also have a fax and e-mail?

Will he also have a fax and e-mail?
email uncleadolf@kkk.com or call 1-800-4TH-RIKE!

operators are standing by.

email uncleadolf@kkk.com or call 1-800-4TH-RIKE!

operators are standing by.


Does he also give out gold stars?

*wink*

Does he also give out gold stars?

*wink*


Racist.

Racist.


I hate races.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/warning.jpg

Darn you ESRB!  Darn you to heck!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/warning.jpg



HAHAHAHAHA

"We keep on waiting,waiting for the world to change"- John Mayer

Ass.


That's not a thought. ;D

Better than him dying for our Krispy Kremes.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/dunkin.jpg


dunkin Doughnuts are better.

After an entire day online :o,i have to agree with Jon Stewart:
"The internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom"

After an entire day online :o,i have to agree with Jon Stewart:
"The internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom"


But eventually YOU WILL get into trouble.

"We keep on waiting,waiting for the world to change"- John Mayer



But eventually YOU WILL get into trouble.
howard! you're on fire today! good stuff.

i love john mayer, awesome songwriter, amazing guitar player. covers axis: bold as love and pulls it off? are you kidding me? and "your body is a wonderland," hot hot beautiful love song. omg.

but i digress.

"Don't let anyone deter you from doing anything in life".

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot.
      -- Groucho Marx

"Don't start no sh!t, won't be no sh!t" --Some random rapper.

"Hey, watch this!"  --famous last words.

"Hey, watch this!"  --famous last words.
"what's the worst that could happen?"

"I swear I know what I'm doing!" - my cousin after she thought it would be fun to spit alcohol into a flame



She ended up burning some of her hair off and one of her eyebrows.

this needs to be on a business card.


My business card tells everyone I have a jihad against me.

"I swear I know what I'm doing!" - my cousin after she thought it would be fun to spit alcohol into a flame



She ended up burning some of her hair off and one of her eyebrows.


She didn't do it right.  My friend makes the most awesome fireballs.

She didn't do it right.  My friend makes the most awesome fireballs.



It was someone's birthday party and she wanted to impress some guy.  Didn't work.  The guy ended up riding with her to the hospital, though.

It was someone's birthday party and she wanted to impress some guy.  Didn't work.  The guy ended up riding with her to the hospital, though.


Awwww, he's a keeper :D

It was someone's birthday party and she wanted to impress some guy.  Didn't work.  The guy ended up riding with her to the hospital, though.


I should meet her.

That would totally impress me.

I should meet her.

That would totally impress me.



I knew you had a thing for women who were into personal disfigurement.

I knew you had a thing for women who were into personal disfigurement.


MmmHmmm.

They can take a lot of pain.

The man Of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys:
Power, like a desolating pestilence,
Pollutes whate'er it touches, and obedience,
Bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth,
Makes slaves of men, and, of the human frame,
A mechanised automaton.

  Percy Bysshe Shelley

"Don't start no sh!t, won't be no sh!t" --Some random rapper.


WHAT?!?!?!?  It was Lil' Jon in Youngbloodz' "Damn".  OKAY!!!  SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!


:D

WHAT?!?!?!?  It was Lil' Jon in Youngbloodz' "Damn".  OKAY!!!  SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!


:D


Spank you.

Spank you.



Spank Yourself. ;D

Spank Yourself. ;D


Spank your monkey.

Spank your monkey.




http://www.ayunhalliday.com/monkey/monkeycvr.jpg

http://www.ayunhalliday.com/monkey/monkeycvr.jpg


;D ;D

Howard, I've decided you get to survive.

;D ;D

Howard, I've decided you get to survive.


Never touch the monkey or He'll spank you.

Never touch the monkey or He'll spank you.



That's deep.

Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.
Arthur Rubinstein (1886 - 1982)

howard! you're on fire today! good stuff.

i love john mayer, awesome songwriter, amazing guitar player. covers axis: bold as love and pulls it off? are you kidding me? and "your body is a wonderland," hot hot beautiful love song. omg.

but i digress.


Have you ever noticed the size of his head?  That man has the biggest head I've ever seen.  He scares me a little.

Have you ever noticed the size of his head?  That man has the biggest head I've ever seen.  He scares me a little.
they had an interview with him on npr and he sounds like a lunatic.

his music's awesome though. can't take that away from him.

they had an interview with him on npr and he sounds like a lunatic.

his music's awesome though. can't take that away from him.


I can if I want.  A massive head trumps everything.

I can if I want.  A massive head trumps everything.


It depends.

If it's a massive head on a not so big body.. then yes, you're correct.

It depends.

If it's a massive head on a not so big body.. then yes, you're correct.


http://i19.tinypic.com/2z7rktc.jpg

http://i17.tinypic.com/2nvy1ax.jpg

John has to compete with Jessica's dad.  Have you seen the way he stares at her rack?  CREEPY.

John has to compete with Jessica's dad.  Have you seen the way he stares at her rack?  CREEPY.


John should headbutt him. 

I can if I want.  A massive head trumps everything.

It depends.

If it's a massive head on a not so big body.. then yes, you're correct.


Hey, stop dissing big heads >:(

John has to compete with Jessica's dad.  Have you seen the way he stares at her rack?  CREEPY.


I've seen that before, he's one creepy dude.

Hey, stop dissing big heads >:(


Do you have a big head?

http://i19.tinypic.com/2z7rktc.jpg

http://i17.tinypic.com/2nvy1ax.jpg



Kill it.

I've seen that before, he's one creepy dude.



Here he is checking out Ashlee's rack:


http://www.jetstreaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/ashlee-simpson-and-dad-looking-down-her-dress.jpg


This guy was a preacher. 

Do you have a big head?


Yes i do,it's really big for my body too.
Do you have a problem with it?

Here he is checking out Ashlee's rack:


http://www.jetstreaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/ashlee-simpson-and-dad-looking-down-her-dress.jpg


This guy was a preacher. 


I remember seeing this pic, that is so creepy and disgusting!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/barf.gif

Yes i do,it's really big for my body too.
Do you have a problem with it?


No you don't!  I have seen several pictures of you and you're perfect!

And just so you know, my head is kinda big too...but not as big as John Mayer's.    ;D

Here he is checking out Ashlee's rack:


This guy was a preacher. 


Gross.

No you don't!  I have seen several pictures of you and you're perfect!

And just so you know, my head is kinda big too...but not as big as John Mayer's.    ;D


Girl,i do,i can't ever find a hat to fit my humongous head.
I don't care though 'cause i believe having a big head means you're really smart ;D

Drew Barrymore: That is very romantic, for a guy who wears such tight pants!
Hugh Grant: It forces the blood to rush to my heart.

-"Music & Lyrics"

The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character.
Isabelle Eberhardt

Ever wonder if there's a correlation between milk price increases and beef price decreases?

Hell hath no fury like a kitty scorned...

Why do squirrels wag their tails? Is it because they secretly yearn to be dogs or is it to warn other creatures that they will go ninja on your ass if you get to close?

If you take a shower in the morning be sure to bring it back, someone else might need it!! ::)

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
     

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln

arsehole.
     

that's profanity. i'm telling a mod.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
      -- Woody Allen

Hell hath no fury like a kitty scorned...



Wow,That's stupid. ::) ;D

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
     



I don't get it.  ???

If Al Sharpton preaches in a forest but nobody is there to listen, is he still stupid?

"To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow."  ~William Faulkner

If Al Sharpton preaches in a forest but nobody is there to listen, is he still stupid?


Unless he winds up talking to the trees.

"To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow."  ~William Faulkner



Absolutely, 100% spot on. 

Absolutely, 100% spot on. 


I have a ton of them.



"Racism is man’s gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason."  -Abraham Heschel

I like the part where the bigwig science guys don't know WTF is going on about this little thing with tumor associated endothelial cells being aneuploid and stuff, yet I have to present my theories on why it is. 

Come on, brain!

I like the part where the bigwig science guys don't know WTF is going on about this little thing with tumor associated endothelial cells being aneuploid and stuff, yet I have to present my theories on why it is. 

Come on, brain!
need a push?

need a push?


A jump would be nice.

"I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?"
-Local T-Shirt I Found @ The Underground

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. ~ Mark Twain 

Friends

A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place.

- Jean Kyler McManus -  :)

90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

-Author Unknown

"Without new experiences, there is something that sleeps inside of us, and seldom awakens...the sleeper must awaken." -Duke Leto Atreides

"Sometimes I wonder...where I've been, who I am, do I fit in?  Make believing is hard alone, out here...on my own"
Irene Cara - (Out here on my own) from the movie, Fame

I don't get out of bed for less than half a dollar a day!

People like to piss me off. That probably isn't wise.

I was thinking that it's not a good idea to make my wife mad as she can kill me without leaving evidence.  She's resourceful like that.

I was thinking that it's not a good idea to make my wife mad as she can kill me without leaving evidence.  She's resourceful like that.


You'd only die if you did something REALLY stupid. Like have an affair. Actually, that's the only thing I'd really kill you for.

You'd only die if you did something REALLY stupid. Like have an affair. Actually, that's the only thing I'd really kill you for.


The fear of castration and your lovely loins prevent me from committing such a transgression ;)

The fear of castration and your lovely loins prevent me from committing such a transgression ;)


Dork. ;D

I'm all for being clean and stuff, and hygiene is good, but cleaning off the library keyboard and mouse with Clorox Clean-Wipes?  Come ON.

I'm all for being clean and stuff, and hygiene is good, but cleaning off the library keyboard and mouse with Clorox Clean-Wipes?  Come ON.


Germophobe?

Germophobe?


I think he suffers from Pissriceoffaphilia.

I think he suffers from Pissriceoffaphilia.


You should smack him with the keyboard.

so i take it jess hasn't heard about you and me, rice?

so i take it jess hasn't heard about you and me, rice?


Oooh, now there's something I hadn't thought of: Rice with a man. I dunno....that'd be kinda hot if I could watch.

so i take it jess hasn't heard about you and me, rice?


I don't bang hippies.  They smell :P

;)

I don't bang hippies.  They smell :P

;)


>:(

>:(


Sorry Hippie Ash :(

>:(


I'll hit him when he gets home. :D

Life Lesson #116: "Mommasbigboy" is NOT a good handle for online dating.

-"Life Lessons on TLC"

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ~ Sir Winston Churchill

I hate the judge who loves money, the scribe who loves war,

Chiefs who do not guard their subjects, and nations without vigor.

I hate houses without dwellers, lands untilled, fields that bear no
harvest,

Landless clans, the agents of error, the oppressors of truth.

I hate him who respects not father or mother,
those who make strife among friends,

A country in anarchy, lost learning, and uncertain boundaries.

I hate journeys without safety, families without
strength, lawsuits without reason,

Ambushes and treasons, faults in counsel, and justice unhonored.

I hate a man without a trade, a laborer without
freedom, a society without teachers, false
witness before a judge, the undeserving
exalted to high position.

-- Cadoc the Wise, a 6th century Celtic monk

90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

-Author Unknown


Then what's the other 10%? ;D

Then what's the other 10%? ;D


Having a smart mouth.

I hate the judge who loves money, the scribe who loves war,
Chiefs who do not guard their subjects, and nations without vigor.

I hate houses without dwellers, lands untilled, fields that bear no
harvest,
Landless clans, the agents of error, the oppressors of truth.

I hate him who respects not father or mother,
those who make strife among friends,
A country in anarchy, lost learning, and uncertain boundaries.

I hate journeys without safety, families without
strength, lawsuits without reason,
Ambushes and treasons, faults in counsel, and justice unhonored.

I hate a man without a trade, a laborer without
freedom, a society without teachers, false
witness before a judge, the undeserving
exalted to high position.

-- Cadoc the Wise, a 6th century Celtic monk


Karma, for the period sage advice!
That is soooooo wicked!

As for me:
Life Lesson #76- Never introduce your significant other as 'my future ex'.
-"Life Lessons On TLC"

Karma, for the period sage advice!
That is soooooo wicked!

As for me:
Life Lesson #76- Never introduce your significant other as 'my future ex'.
-"Life Lessons On TLC"
isn't that cool? i want to set it to doom metal music.

i loved the momma's big boy handle thing too bro. hilarious.

I've seen about 20 of 'em.

Life Lesson #35- Don't assume she likes it just because you do.

You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.  ~ Malcolm X (1925 - 1965)

Beware of the Ides of March-William Shakespeare





Cat

I think it's really cool when you're less than 50 feet from the train tracks and yet you still can't hear the train :D

"you can't have slaughter without laughter."

-- jess

Life Lesson #112- Women don't think that flatulence is romantic.
- "Life lessons On TLC"

" What you see is not necessarily what you get,
Not trying is dying, keep trying unto death...."

not sure who said it first, i just saw it unattributed on a message board.

Have you heard about the Disney virus?
It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.

~~~~~

So a trial was being held to hear the case of Mickey Mouse vs. Minnie Mouse in regards to divorce proceedings.

The judge said, "Mr. Mouse, I'm afraid that your wife being crazy isn't sufficient grounds for divorce..."

Mickey snarled, "I didn't say she was crazy!  I said she was f**king Goofy!"

Disney was a Nazi.

  Life is short;
break the rules
forgive quickly
kiss slowly
love truly
  laugh uncontrollably
and never regret anything that made you smile



Forwarded email I saw an hour ago

According to my desk calendar, the thought for today is:


"When Irish eyes are smiling.....you know they're up to something!" 


Which is quite true in my friend Cara's case.  ;D

  Life is short;
break the rules
forgive quickly
kiss slowly
love truly
  laugh uncontrollably
and never regret anything that made you smile



Forwarded email I saw an hour ago


I like that one

  Life is short;
break the rules
forgive quickly
kiss slowly
love truly
  laugh uncontrollably
and never regret anything that made you smile



Forwarded email I saw an hour ago


That's one truthful thought.  :)

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

Disney was a Nazi.


How is that true?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
      -- George Carlin

How is that true?


Not quite a Nazi. He was more of a racist. That whole Disney company is. Why do you think they're barely getting the first Black princess cartoon up on the screen?

That is why I try not to buy into the whole Disney hoopla.

Not quite a Nazi. He was more of a racist. That whole Disney company is. Why do you think they're barely getting the first Black princess cartoon up on the screen?

That is why I try not to buy into the whole Disney hoopla.



It's ridiculous.  I thought Disney was supposed to be for children.  Are there no black children in this country?  When I was younger I never paid much attention to it, but when I got older.....I noticed all the "heroines" of these movies and with a couple of exceptions, they were mostly blonde-haired and blue-eyed white girls.  A little diversity won't kill you.