Everyone carries his own inch rule of taste, and amuse himself by applying it, triumphantly, wherever he travels.
- Henry Adams, American writer and historian. 

"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, and that's good enough."

Dr. Edwin Vieira

"It takes a big man to cry  :\'(          but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man"

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy 

"Human beings are the only creatures who are able to behave irrationally in the name of reason." -- Ashley Montagu, English anthropologist (1905-1999).

Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth.
Katherine Mansfield (1888 - 1923)

A train leaves Pittsburgh at 10:20 AM Eastern Time heading west at 50 mph.  A second train leaves Minneapolis at 11:00 AM Central Time eastbound at 60 mph.  On the Minneapolis train is a stowaway who happens to have a motorcycle.  On the Pittsburgh train, there is a long platform that will allow a small prop plane to take off.  The prop plane has a maximum speed of 180 mph that can be achieved in 60 seconds from a complete stop.  The motorcycle can go 0-90 in 30 seconds, and the stowaway plans to jump off a structure on one of the roofs of the train cars that happens to form a ramp with a 35% grade.  When the trains intersect, both the plane and the motorcycle will start going towards each other. 

What time will the trains intersect, and what is the probability that the stowaway will be decapitated by the propellor of the prop plane?

If we knew where opinion ended and fact began, we should have discovered, I suppose, the absolute

So I got off the train today and a guy wearing a Bears jacket was also getting off.  I walked past, but not before he turned around and totally projectile vomited on this lady...I guess he finally realized the finality of the Bears' loss to the Colts in the Super Bowl.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy: 
   When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy:
  One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.

"Don't Do As You Are Told. You Ought To Do As You Feel."- Genesis P. Orridge

"When you eat a bowl of chili, make sure it's not in a small space, and make sure the windows are open" - whistledog

One said of suicide, "As long as one has brains one should not blow them out." And another answered, "But when one has ceased to have them, too often one cannot."
- F. H. Bradley

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
Aristotle

'Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire.' - the Talmud

"When you eat a bowl of chili, make sure it's not in a small space, and make sure the windows are open" - whistledog
"Roll up the windows and turn on the heat...I've got something that smells really neat!" - Some guy I was in the army with

"Roll up the windows and turn on the heat...I've got something that smells really neat!" - Some guy I was in the army with


;D ;D ;D

"When you eat a bowl of chili, make sure it's not in a small space, and make sure the windows are open" - whistledog



Good quote. ;)

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.

~Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC)

"All power corrupts, absolute power is even more fun"

    * Simon Travaglia

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on.
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "Othello", Act 3 scene 3

"Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep 'til noon"

"Orange and green is hard on the eyes."  -- Rice Cube, February 11th, 2007.

"Orange and green is hard on the eyes."  -- Rice Cube, February 11th, 2007.



;D  ;D

That best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
William Wordsworth (1770 - 1850)

"Orange and green is hard on the eyes."  -- Rice Cube, February 11th, 2007.



It Is?

It Is?



Yes, yes it is.

Yes, yes it is.



I never knew that.

"you only live once... and at this rate, i ain't even doin' that!"

you like it? i made it up myself. it's a thought that crossed my mind this morning while i was trying to talk myself into doing something stupid.

Ignorance never settles a question. ~ Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)

All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand. ~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox, O Magazine, February 2004

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"wow. if that's true, i'm surprised there are any kitterns left."

-- tia

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/350px-God-kills-kitten.jpg


http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God%2C_kittens%2C_masturbation%2C_killing%2C_and_you

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God%2C_kittens%2C_masturbation%2C_killing%2C_and_you


That list at the bottom is killing me. ;D

"Every time you kill God, a kitten masturbates." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That list at the bottom is killing me. ;D

"Every time you kill God, a kitten masturbates." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


I love the list, even though it gave me a bit of a headache the first time I read it. ;D

That list at the bottom is killing me. ;D

"Every time you kill God, a kitten masturbates." BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


A kitten is too young to do that. ;D

Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)

Even the best of friends need time apart. ~Mark Heath

If you can't see what it says, click on it.


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If you can't see what it says, click on it.


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How in the name of GOD can anyone have that many children?  Can anyone say "hot dog down a hallway"?

If you can't see what it says, click on it.


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Is That the last name of the family?  ;D

Is That the last name of the family?  ;D



Ugh...no Howard.

Ugh...no Howard.



I just assumed it was.

Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. ~ Maya Angelou (1928 - )

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball (1911 - 1989)

“Just as a tree without roots is dead, a people without history or culture also becomes a dead people.”—Malcolm X (1925-1965

If a man aspires to the highest place, it is no dishonor to him to halt at the second, or even at the third.~ Marcus Tullius Cicero

"If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your mirror." -- Francois Rabelais, French satirist (1494-1553).

But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. ~ Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), Letter to Jean Baptiste Le Roy (1789)

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken

Is That the last name of the family?  ;D


No, it's the infamous Duggar family.  They are from Arkansas.  They had 16 kids (I think they had 2 sets of twins, but the majority of them were single births).  They range in age from like 1 to 17 and the mom is only like 36 or something like that.  They have had several shows on the cable channel Discovery Channel.  The father was a state senator and he ran again last year.  All the kids have names that begin with the letter "J". 

While I can't even freakin' imagine even beginning to have that many kids, they seem to be well cared for and it's absolutely...mesmerizing to watch this family.  But then, I don't have a life so that may explain things...

For those, like me, that have absolutely nothing to do...here's their official family website:
http://www.duggarfamily.com/

Thought for today:

The further away you are from a problem, the smaller it gets - Tommy Dewar (1864-1930)

No, it's the infamous Duggar family.  They are from Arkansas.  They had 16 kids (I think they had 2 sets of twins, but the majority of them were single births).  They range in age from like 1 to 17 and the mom is only like 36 or something like that.  They have had several shows on the cable channel Discovery Channel.  The father was a state senator and he ran again last year.  All the kids have names that begin with the letter "J".   

While I can't even freakin' imagine even beginning to have that many kids, they seem to be well cared for and it's absolutely...mesmerizing to watch this family.  But then, I don't have a life so that may explain things...

For those, like me, that have absolutely nothing to do...here's their official family website:
http://www.duggarfamily.com/



So why does it have the word "vagina" on it?  ??? ;D

Sometimes a step forward needs a step back - Tommy Dewar

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Bob Dylan

So why does it have the word "vagina" on it?  ??? ;D


Because somebody was making a joke.  Because she has so many kids, they were comparing her vagina to a clown car (which in circuses are usually stuffed FULL of clowns...like more clowns then usually people can get in a car.)  OK, I'm not explaining this right.  Nevermind.

“Reasoning with a child is fine, if you can reach the child’s reason without destroying your own.”~ John Mason Brown, American essayist (1900-1969).

So why does it have the word "vagina" on it?  ??? ;D



Clown cars are very small and have many clowns popping out.  A vagina is very small, and she had many kids popping out.  There.

Clown cars are very small and have many clowns popping out.  A vagina is very small, and she had many kids popping out.  There.


Sorry I didn't see the similarity.

Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives. ~ William James (1842 - 1910)

When in doubt, let the Universe decide for you...

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http://www.orlyowl.com/pie.jpg


Three point one four one five nine-eee-ine!!!

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/parpi.shtml

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That's not a thought. ;D

I can resist anything but temptation. ~ Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act I

"When I die, I want to be buried face down, so that all who come by can kiss my ass." - Cara

"When I die, I want to be buried face down, so that all who come by can kiss my ass." - Cara


I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't post this kind of garbage on a thread that I have started and your avatar is intentionally offensive, why haven't you been banned, yet?  You do this kind of stuff all the time.  This is what I mean by trying to sabotage a thread.  I would like to keep the ones that I have started clean and positive if you don't mind.  I can't believe people were so offended by the avatar that I had, but people like you are allowed to post the trash and curse words that you use on here.  This is so ridiculous and childish.

I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't post this kind of garbage on a thread that I have started and your avatar is intentionally offensive, why haven't you been banned, yet?  You do this kind of stuff all the time.  This is what I mean by trying to sabotage a thread.  I would like to keep the ones that I have started clean and positive if you don't mind.  I can't believe people were so offended by the avatar that I had, but people like you are allowed to post the trash and curse words that you use on here.  This is so ridiculous and childish.



An avatar of a Starbucks cup is intentionally offensive?  That is the silliest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.  And I'll post in this thread until a moderator tells me I'm no longer able to.  I am breaking no forum rules by posting in it.

Character is habitual action. - Aristotle

An avatar of a Starbucks cup is intentionally offensive?  That is the silliest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.  And I'll post in this thread until a moderator tells me I'm no longer able to.  I am breaking no forum rules by posting in it.


It's not the cup itself, it's what you have written under it that's offensive and you know it is

It's not the cup itself, it's what you have written under it that's offensive and you know it is



"Starbucks whore" is offensive.  Is that what you're seriously trying to tell me?  Oh leave me alone with this garbage.  I love Starbucks!  That means, I really love Starbucks!  I think enough mods have seen it by now that if it was breaking any kind of forum policy, I would have been informed of it by now. 

"Starbucks whore" is offensive.  Is that what you're seriously trying to tell me?  Oh leave me alone with this garbage.  I love Starbucks!  That means, I really love Starbucks!  I think enough mods have seen it by now that if it was breaking any kind of forum policy, I would have been informed of it by now. 



Kind of like I'm a man whore.

I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't post this kind of garbage on a thread that I have started and your avatar is intentionally offensive, why haven't you been banned, yet?  You do this kind of stuff all the time.  This is what I mean by trying to sabotage a thread.  I would like to keep the ones that I have started clean and positive if you don't mind.  I can't believe people were so offended by the avatar that I had, but people like you are allowed to post the trash and curse words that you use on here.  This is so ridiculous and childish.


It's humerous. The general intent isn't to offend but to provoke laughter.
I for one wasn't offended by your avatar, I enjoy blazing one.. or five. I don't think anybody was 'offended' I just don't think it's accepted to promote illegal substance useage.

I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't post this kind of garbage on a thread that I have started and your avatar is intentionally offensive, why haven't you been banned, yet?  You do this kind of stuff all the time.  This is what I mean by trying to sabotage a thread.  I would like to keep the ones that I have started clean and positive if you don't mind.  I can't believe people were so offended by the avatar that I had, but people like you are allowed to post the trash and curse words that you use on here.  This is so ridiculous and childish.




http://www.orlyowl.com/haha.jpg

http://www.orlyowl.com/haha.jpg



You could say that again.

You could say that again.



http://www.orlyowl.com/haha.jpg

I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't post this kind of garbage on a thread that I have started and your avatar is intentionally offensive, why haven't you been banned, yet?  You do this kind of stuff all the time.  This is what I mean by trying to sabotage a thread.  I would like to keep the ones that I have started clean and positive if you don't mind.  I can't believe people were so offended by the avatar that I had, but people like you are allowed to post the trash and curse words that you use on here.  This is so ridiculous and childish.

thought for the day:

"This thread sucks."
-- Me

thought for the day:

"This thread sucks."
-- Me

that is the cutest thing ever.

i KNEW it

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I was thinking about cookies.  Then Jess made them and it was awesome.

Tomorrow I'll think about lemon meringue pie, but I think that'll take a little bit longer to come to fruition...

I was thinking about cookies.  Then Jess made them and it was awesome.

Tomorrow I'll think about lemon meringue pie, but I think that'll take a little bit longer to come to fruition...



http://www.orlyowl.com/cookies.jpg

I want a chocolate cream pie.

I want a chocolate cream pie.




http://www.orlyowl.com/pie.jpg

Owls are nocturnal.

Owls are nocturnal.


http://www.orlyowl.com/gtfo.jpg

"Those owls are damn adorable." - Me

http://www.orlyowl.com/gtfo.jpg


http://www.orlyowl.com/yarally.jpg

http://www.orlyowl.com/owlmedley.gif

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE THINGS?!  ;D  ;D  ;D



http://www.orlyowl.com

You're killing me, Kin.

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http://www.orlyowl.com/omfgwtfbbq.jpg

Do you guys remember dissecting owl pellets at camp?  It's kind of weird how they're able to digest and skeletonize the little rodents and then crap it out into a neat little ball with all the bones pretty much intact in the same orientation as when the animal was still alive...pretty cool how nature works.

Nope, I never had to do that.  What kind of camp did you go to?  ;D

Owl pellet camp :P

Do you guys remember dissecting owl pellets at camp?  It's kind of weird how they're able to digest and skeletonize the little rodents and then crap it out into a neat little ball with all the bones pretty much intact in the same orientation as when the animal was still alive...pretty cool how nature works.


http://www.orlyowl.com/omgbush.jpg

http://www.orlyowl.com/alrightythen.jpg

http://www.orlyowl.com/orlyscreen.jpg

Click on it.

http://www.orlyowl.com/wow.jpg

http://www.orlyowl.com/kthxbye.jpg

http://www.orlyowl.com/love.jpg

Thoughts for today:

I would not have had to delete the last 4 pages of this topic if the rules had been followed.

Some clarification is in order:

Profanity that is not autofiltered and not directed toward someone is generally okay.

Personal attacks are not.

The autofilters cannot censor pictures, so don't post pictures with naughty words on them. If you need to know what words are auto-censored, type it in and hit preview. If the word has been changed, it's on the list of unacceptable language.

Accusing people of being someone else is pretty lame and serves no real purpose.

Bringing up past things which were deleted for content, oh, I don't know, might cause stuff to get deleted again... just another thought.

dag, all the mystia posts got deleted? what was wrong with them? those weren't attacking anyone.

dag, all the mystia posts got deleted? what was wrong with them? those weren't attacking anyone.


I didn't see anything wrong, either...

Sorry to wipe out a few posts that were okay.


dag, all the mystia posts got deleted? what was wrong with them? those weren't attacking anyone.

i'ma post something on the moderator board i think... i've really kinda got some concerns about this.

i'ma post something on the moderator board i think... i've really kinda got some concerns about this.

It's times like this that I wish I were still a moderator..

My thought for the day.

"I can charge people to get their cars out of the water."


We've got massive floods... if they get any worse, cars will start to stall in the deeper parts. I'm gonna charge £5 to push people out.  ;D

Thoughts for today:

I would not have had to delete the last 4 pages of this topic if the rules had been followed.

Some clarification is in order:

Profanity that is not autofiltered and not directed toward someone is generally okay.

Personal attacks are not.

The autofilters cannot censor pictures, so don't post pictures with naughty words on them. If you need to know what words are auto-censored, type it in and hit preview. If the word has been changed, it's on the list of unacceptable language.

Accusing people of being someone else is pretty lame and serves no real purpose.

Bringing up past things which were deleted for content, oh, I don't know, might cause stuff to get deleted again... just another thought.



My post with the owl and the word a**hole got deleted why? It was directed at Rice Cube, who happens to be MY HUSBAND. I highly doubt he was offended by it. If he was, I don't think I'd be sitting here typing.

if the "ashcroft" word was spelled out i imagine that would be why. but if it was censored i'm not sure there would be a reason.

but yeah, from where i'm sitting a bunch of stuff got nixed that was pretty harmless. oh well. wish i'd gotten a head's up, i'd have at least copied it to my hard drive or something. there was some funny stuff.

if the "ashcroft" word was spelled out i imagine that would be why. but if it was censored i'm not sure there would be a reason.

but yeah, from where i'm sitting a bunch of stuff got nixed that was pretty harmless. oh well. which i'd gotten a head's up, i'd have at least copied it to my hard drive or something. there was some funny stuff.


It wasn't, but I saw no harm in it considering it was directed at one person who happens to be married to me.

Bringing up past things which were deleted for content, oh, I don't know, might cause stuff to get deleted again... just another thought.

and this one is odd... does this mean we can't talk about what was deleted, or else even the conversation about it is going to be deleted?

It wasn't, but I saw no harm in it considering it was directed at one person who happens to be married to me.


S'coo baby :-*

I've never actually seen a real cat having sex with another cat until today.  It was...interesting.  I think the girl cat liked it.

S'coo baby :-*

I've never actually seen a real cat having sex with another cat until today.  It was...interesting.  I think the girl cat liked it.


I dare say they both did.

I dare say they both did.


Until I threw horse chestnuts at them.

Until I threw horse chestnuts at them.


Most horses only have 2 chestnuts... and that's only the stallions.

Most horses only have 2 chestnuts... and that's only the stallions.


;D

;D


Just makes me feel sorry for the inhabitants of Indiana.

Most horses only have 2 chestnuts... and that's only the stallions.


I'd have thought 'coconuts' may have been the appropriate term here...

Do you ever consider your body as a canvas that you want to paint over and start with all over again?

So I was mailing the dog a birthday bone today (don't ask) and it cost $6.05 because it had to fit in a big priority mail box instead of the standard flat rate envelope.  No bigs there.  But the lady at the counter was a hoot.  She was like "Aight y'all, you in MY HOUSE now!"

So...

1.  She got all huffy at this one guy who paid for like $2 worth of stuff with a $20 and was like "What's this cracka, you ain't got nothing smaller!?" (not in those words but I'm twisted)

2.  Then she slapped this girl around for using the wrong tape on her box.  "You stupid stupid!  Now Ima gonna have to retape this for you!"  (hee hee)

3.  Then she got on this other girl for coming to the podium before being called.  "Aw HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NAW!  You don't be comin' into MY kitchen without my say-so!  MMMM-MMMMM!!!"  (I was about to die at that point)

4.  Then she slapped this other bitchy girl around because she didn't know what the options were.  "And YOU go to college?  PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEZE..."

I love this woman.  I think I'll buy her a cookie next time.

Envy can be a positive motivator. Let it inspire you to work harder for what you want.  ~ Robert Bringle, quoted in Redbook

Do you ever consider your body as a canvas that you want to paint over and start with all over again?


Where's my paintbrush then?  ;) ;D

"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire." -Bette Davis, in reference to her nemesis, Joan Crawford

"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire." -Bette Davis, in reference to her nemesis, Joan Crawford



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Those two HATED each other.  I have another good one:  "The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Those two HATED each other.  I have another good one:  "The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"



arnold schwarzenegger's feminist musings on the fight scene in "terminator 3":

""'As we were rehearsing, I saw this toilet bowl. 'How many times do you get away with this -- to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating in there. They thought it was my typical Schwarzenegger overboard. The thing is, you can do it, because in the end, I didn't do it to a woman -- she's a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group."

::)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Those two HATED each other.  I have another good one:  "The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"





Oh lord. You could just see the animosity between those two in that movie. I think that's why it was so good. The hatred was REAL.

Another quote she said about Crawford:

"She has slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie."

Another quote she said about Crawford:

"She has slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie."



;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


"Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies."

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


"Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies."




omg. celebrity smackdown.

S'coo baby :-*

I've never actually seen a real cat having sex with another cat until today.  It was...interesting.  I think the girl cat liked it.



Meow! ;D

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly. ~ Oscar Wilde

So I had this dream last night where I was like some kind of animal (forgot what) and I was walking with Robin Williams who was dressed up like his character from "Toys" (crap movie)...suddenly the bridge we were walking on collapsed and he fell into the water and kept sinking although I jumped after him and tried to save him (oh it was so cold).  I have no idea what this means, maybe "Toys" was such a terrible movie that not even Robin Williams could have saved the movie and Robin Williams himself deserved to die for making it.

So I had this dream last night where I was like some kind of animal (forgot what) and I was walking with Robin Williams who was dressed up like his character from "Toys" (crap movie)...suddenly the bridge we were walking on collapsed and he fell into the water and kept sinking although I jumped after him and tried to save him (oh it was so cold).  I have no idea what this means, maybe "Toys" was such a terrible movie that not even Robin Williams could have saved the movie and Robin Williams himself deserved to die for making it.


Is that why you were smacking my tit?

Is that why you were smacking my tit?


Yeah, sorry about that, I thought it was Robin Williams' hat.  Were you cold last night?

Yeah, sorry about that, I thought it was Robin Williams' hat.  Were you cold last night?


No, I was just wondering why you were grabbing and smacking the JessBoob.

Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M. Nixon (1913 - 1994), in his White House farewell

I was just thinking how it is 2007 and the Internet is alive and well and yet it still seems as if some people still haven't grasped the fact that you can go to Google or Wikipedia for a lot of stuff...very weird.

"Don't let anyone deter you from reaching your goals and doing what you want to do in life,Go for It".

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.
-- Lennox Lewis

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.
-- Lennox Lewis
wow, that's kinda... hard rock. i'd love to get a wav file of that.

I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.
-- Lennox Lewis


I listend to that fight on the radio outside of a hospital in London. Some guy that's related to my Dad was dieing, I went along to keep my Dad company.. then got bored.

Is that why you were smacking my tit?



You owe me a new keyboard. 

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

I was just thinking how it is 2007 and the Internet is alive and well and yet it still seems as if some people still haven't grasped the fact that you can go to Google or Wikipedia for a lot of stuff...very weird.



Those people scare me.  I had someone ask me where to find information about George Washington.....while they were sitting in front of a computer.  Damn there are some stupid people running around.

Speaking of George Washington:


"It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one."

"Nice suit! Somewhere there's a Pinto without upholstery!"

In your life's highways, all your roads are dead-end streets.

"I knew I was unwanted when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and radio." - Joan Rivers

Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

"Weapons-Grade Stupidity: Tech-support slang for customer intelligence that is so low it poses a severe hazard to those who come in contact with it."

I worship the quicksand he walks on. ;D

"Being a girl is great....I mean, who else could get away with wearing shoes like this?  Okay, except maybe drag queens."  - Me

Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend second - if there is one.  :P
     

Your mom. -Me

what's with chicks and shoes?
-- tia

what's with chicks and shoes?
-- tia

Shoes are for girls what cars are for guys.

Shoes are for girls what cars are for guys.


I... don't like either.

I... don't like either.


That's cause you're special,the exception that proves the rule ;)

I was thinking about that cat that was having sex with the other cat, and realized that it is possible that those cats at that moment got more pussy than many people that I know.

It's okay though, those people suck.

Did you just use a bad word?

Did you just use a bad word?


"suck"?

Pussy.

Pussy.


Oh.  It wasn't censored so I guess it's okay.

"The dumbest people I know are those who know it all." -Malcolm Forbes

"The dumbest people I know are those who know it all." -Malcolm Forbes



I should stitch that on a pillow.

I should stitch that on a pillow.



I like this one better, but I don't think you'd be able to stitch it. ;D

"You even called me stupid in your verse, and I’m almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend."
-Franz Grillparzer