Must have been surprised that I didn't post a catgirl or an anime character.



No, he was responding to the picture of Cindy Margolis, not the fact you posted a picture of a real woman.

No, he was responding to the picture of Cindy Margolis, not the fact you posted a picture of a real woman.


Well, it does throw some people for a loop when I post an actual woman.

No, he was responding to the picture of Cindy Margolis, not the fact you posted a picture of a real woman.



It's all his fault,just kidding ;)

What?  ??? ??? ??? ???
I like the picture a lot. it pleased me, thus my bold print colored, and large font crikey!! !

If you call dreaming a pleasure, yes I have.

Heavens to Mergatroid!!  all day  :D 

...er... sorta. it was weird.

...er... sorta. it was weird.
weird?  c'mon, out with it  ;D  hey! I like casual Tia.  well done on the avatar. 

I like the picture a lot. it pleased me, thus my bold print colored, and large font crikey!! !


Okay, got it. ;)

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The server is currently under high stress. Please try again shortly. 

No chance, I am all stressed out!

I watched CNN with a grin on my face. :)

No chance, I am all stressed out!


what were you trying to do when you tried that?  I just added some new settings to make sure the site isn't getting overloaded, and maybe things are little too agressive.

what were you trying to do when you tried that?  I just added some new settings to make sure the site isn't getting overloaded, and maybe things are little too agressive.


I got that message every time I clicked 'show new replies to your posts' but not when I clicked anything else.

I got that message every time I clicked 'show new replies to your posts' but not when I clicked anything else.


ok.  that's what I thought it might be. 

There's a new function in the software I didn't know about until a few minutes ago, that lets the admin (me) select to disable certain features depending on how busy the server is.

After all the tweaking to the server, I may just go ahead and move it next month anyways.  I can get a server that is twice as fast as this one for less money than I'm paying now.

what were you trying to do when you tried that?  I just added some new settings to make sure the site isn't getting overloaded, and maybe things are little too agressive.
All I was trying to do was reply and post messages here on line, as per usual.

I can get a server that is twice as fast as this one for less money than I'm paying now.


Bit of a no-brainer then really.

Maybe later tonight

ok.  that's what I thought it might be. 

There's a new function in the software I didn't know about until a few minutes ago, that lets the admin (me) select to disable certain features depending on how busy the server is.

After all the tweaking to the server, I may just go ahead and move it next month anyways.  I can get a server that is twice as fast as this one for less money than I'm paying now.

This reminds me of the Software Package I have at work which keeps crashing.

Heavens to Mergatroid!!   all day  :D 



That's a lot of pleasuring

That's a lot of pleasuring
Sometimes I wish I was young again

Sometimes I wish I was young again


Me Too

I'm listening to my guilty pleasure music.  :)

... No. =(

with mental images only

Maybe Later

If you call doing back-breaking housework pleasure, then yes....I guess I did.  ;D

If you call doing back-breaking housework pleasure, then yes....I guess I did.  ;D


That's torture.

That's torture.



Not really.  I don't mind doing housework.  I live here, I should help keep it clean.

Not really.  I don't mind doing housework.  I live here, I should help keep it clean.



Do you bend a lot?

Do you bend a lot?



Uhhh, if I have to pick something up off the floor, I certainly have to.  I can't teleport it to where it belongs.

Uhhh, if I have to pick something up off the floor, I certainly have to.  I can't teleport it to where it belongs.



It must be hard for you.

It must be hard for you.



No, I just said it wasn't.

No I didn't. ;D

whoa, this thread got bumped after a year of inactivity, Maybe that's because nobody pleasured themselves from Nov 2006 through Nov 2007?

Hang on there! I have only just woken up.

I had Hersheys Kisses for breakfast.  If that ain't pleasuring myself I don't know what is  ;D

I pleasure myself at least 3 times a day.

whoa, this thread got bumped after a year of inactivity, Maybe that's because nobody pleasured themselves from Nov 2006 through Nov 2007?




In between, I pleasured myself.

I pleasure myself at least 3 times a day.


Once a day depends if I'm in the mood. ;D

I have already heard Beethoven's music today.

I have already heard Beethoven's music today.


5th Symphony?

5th Symphony?
It was the 6th Symphony,  the short third movement.

Probably tomorrow. ;)

Probably tomorrow. ;)
Sunday should be a day of rest.

Sunday should be a day of rest.


I'll find out my schedule for work later today.

I'll find out my schedule for work later today.
So you go into work today and still find you are off tomorrow?

The short third movement.


I had a very pleasurable movement not long after waking up today.  ;D

I had a very pleasurable movement not long after waking up today.  ;D
In fact, so have I.

In fact, so have I.


Did it make the earth shake?

Did it make the earth shake?
It occured at a leisurely pace, adagio.

Not yet...but i will later.

Hopefully I will settle down to watch my favourite tv programme, uninterupted.

there is no time for pleasure

Not only did I see my favourite tv programme, but also I saw some of one of my favourite films.

no. after a long talk I realised I wasnt the girl for me.  I'm breaking up with me.

what is the opposite of pleasure? that's what I have coming

what is the opposite of pleasure? that's what I have coming



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HAHAHAHAAAAA!!

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;D that's pretty eff'd up there lol

If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

Twice today.

Although the first needed more sugar.

Twice today.

Although the first needed more sugar.
I prefer artificial sweetener myself

Not yet today, just woken up.

I will in 8 minutes, according to the directions on the box

Any moment now, without sugar.

as we speak  8)   























these taquitos rock  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/headbang.gif

Any moment, I will be playing Georges Bizet's Carmen, just to locate an aria.

I will in 8 minutes, according to the directions on the box


directions on how to pleasure yourself? ::) ;D

I will in 8 minutes, according to the directions on the box
What box is this you speak of?

directions on how to pleasure yourself? ::) ;D
yes, in easy to follow instructions.


What box is this you speak of?
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yes, in easy to follow instructions.
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Oh yes, the cooking instructions...

...stand in pot of simmering hot water?

Oh Yes I did. ;)

Not chance today, as I have been on the busy side.

Now that is a gross topic.  ;D

Only being online here today.

Now that is a gross topic.  ;D
It does not have to be a gross subject, you can still pleasure yourself by listening to you favourtie piece of music or song, or a tipple of a drink to your most liking.

Now that is a gross topic.  ;D



Only to a perv, such as yourself..!

Yup I just ate some chocolate.

Last Night before going to sleep.

Last Night before going to sleep.



...O.. Omfg, Howard, tell me you ate a piece of chocolate cake before going to sleep last night.

Knowing Howard, I don't want to know ;D

Last Night before going to sleep.


Ewww, do you have to tell us? We all do it, but still  ;D

ummm, chocolate cake  :D

omg, this is so pleasurable I can barely stand it. 
warm oatmeal chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven, the chips are all gooey and melting. I need more

Huh! This thread was 'buried in the vaults' .. and I didn't know it existed (or forgot ?). But what is it about !?  ???








Just through reading the last 3 or 4 pages ... let me just say, I am very disappointed !!














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To my fellow Americans on this site, as your 'commander in chief' ...







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I am utterly embarrassed to learn how depraved the membership of this site is.























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Utterly depraved !















DEPRAVED ??




































As a man of god ...

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May I just say ....



























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You sick depraved bastards will all rot in hell !














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As I was saying ... before I was so RUDELY interrupted ...  >:(  ::)  ::)


Just through reading the last 3 or 4 pages ... let me just say, I am very disappointed.








Yes, disappointed and embarrassed that it's taken me THIS long to find this thread !  :-[ :-[ :-[


:P ;D

it is an ongoing quest

I had meant to slip this one in above somehow (Al's hymers ?)  ... but better late than never ?



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Exit, 'stage right' !  ->














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'Heaven' ? 'I've got it ALL to myself !'










;D  :D

totally on my way to work this morning, in my car, a tingling sensation ran through my entire body. sometimes i get so into the music I'm listening to, I mean it was amazing, the electric guitar solo I was listening to of Slash from Guns N' Roses, it's one of my favorites.

...O.. Omfg, Howard, tell me you ate a piece of chocolate cake before going to sleep last night.


a brownie and a cup of milk.

Not at all, I have been far to busy today.

I forgot to

It will be another busy day fo rme, therefore no chance.

No,maybe later. ;)

why yes, yes I did and I lost track of how many times  8)     


time to say Good night Dick
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Not one sinlge pleasureable moment yet!

I will later tonight(with my sweetie). ;)

why yes, yes I did and I lost track of how many times  8)     


time to say Good night Dick
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Good Night,Penis!  ;D

Good Night,Penis!  ;D
Howard, did you just say goodnight to someone else's penis?  :o

and by the way, the name is Dick. would you like to see a pic of Dick?  ???  here, I'll show ya


















































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Nothing as such yet, I have just woken up.

tonight in my dreams

Tea has been my only pleasure today

Tea has been my only pleasure today
at what age did you first start enjoying it?

at what age did you first start enjoying it?
I have been drinking it all my life, but it needs a good answer to find when I started to enjoy a cuppa.

I have been drinking it all my life, but it needs a good answer to find when I started to enjoy a cuppa.
I would guess you were probably about 8-9 years old when you discovered the pleasures of tea drinking

I would guess you were probably about 8-9 years old when you discovered the pleasures of tea drinking
Back then it just seem ordinary to drink it.

Back then it just seem ordinary to drink it.
I find a hot cup of tea calms me at night and I seem to sleep better.

I find a hot cup of tea calms me at night and I seem to sleep better.
I would think it would be around about the time of late teens or early 20s for tea would be made and relaxation would be taken while drinking it, may be switching on the tv and doing nothing else other than drinking and watching.

I would think it would be around about the time of late teens or early 20s for tea would be made and relaxation would be taken while drinking it, may be switching on the tv and doing nothing else other than drinking and watching.
makes sense because that's the same age when a lot of us start drinking coffee over here in the west.

makes sense because that's the same age when a lot of us start drinking coffee over here in the west.
Anyway, tea drinking is now well set into the way of my life.

Anyway, tea drinking is now well set into the way of my life.
coffee drinking, diet coke drinking, and hot tea drinking is my routine for morning, day, and night

coffee drinking, diet coke drinking, and hot tea drinking is my routine for morning, day, and night
Routine it is all done to routine, life is routine.

Routine it is all done to routine, life is routine.
things get confusing and misplaced if you break routine  ;D

things get confusing and misplaced if you break routine  ;D
Routine is what you make it!

Howard, did you just say goodnight to someone else's penis?   :o

and by the way, the name is Dick. would you like to see a pic of Dick?  ???  here, I'll show ya


















































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I said good night to my own dick,not that Dick! ;D ::)

yes, but not like that  ::)

Today, Friday will be to busy for such pleasures.

Friday my off day a pleasure! :)

Friday my off day a pleasure! :)
In that case, everyday is a pleasure for me.

I've just eaten a Thorntons champagne truffle bar *bliss*.

I've just eaten a Thorntons champagne truffle bar *bliss*.
Sounds delicious!

Sounds delicious!
It was, they only do them at Easter and Christmas £2 for 5.  :)

It was, they only do them at Easter and Christmas £2 for 5.  :)
We must get some in for the holiday season.

We must get some in for the holiday season.
They do Christmas Pudding, Amareto and dark chocolate ones as well.

They do Christmas Pudding, Amareto and dark chocolate ones as well.
Can this be too much pleasure in one day?

yes, when the pretty redhead on the elevator told me TGIF!

yes, when the pretty redhead on the elevator told me TGIF!
Whay-hay!!!!!

having a lot of money is pleasure. :)

yes, I had lunch out with a new friend

I will later tonight.

There will be one almighty pleasureable occasion for me tomorrow.

I forgot what the meaning of pleasure meant -  ;D

Pleasure no chance!

I almost did

There will be pleasure in the moment, cricket live on tv and Beethoven at a concert tonight.

There will be pleasure in the moment, cricket live on tv and Beethoven at a concert tonight.
that's a lot of pleasure

too cold to pleasure myself.

that's a lot of pleasure
An enjoyable pleasure

maybe tomorrow

How can pleasure be found today?

How can pleasure be found today?


In the snow.

I am having pleasure right now, I can hear the music of Beethoven on the radio.

no pleasure right now.

no pleasure right now.
Shucks! Beethoven has finished now.

Shucks! Beethoven has finished now.




I'm sure there will be more later.

I'm sure there will be more later.
Oh yes, on another music channel all 9 Symphonies are set to be played today.

Oh yes, on another music channel all 9 Symphonies are set to be played today.



Damn I forgot what I was about to ask you,I sneezed so hard!

That's not pleasure. ;D

Damn I forgot what I was about to ask you,I sneezed so hard!

That's not pleasure. ;D
Bless you!

yes, so much it made me wanna shout!

yes, so much it made me wanna shout!


??? Well, it's somewhat overdue. Gotta get a firm grip on myself. Excuse me folks ... I'll be gone a little while ...  :-X

??? Well, it's somewhat overdue. Gotta get a firm grip on myself. Excuse me folks ... I'll be gone a little while ...  :-X



Ah yes !  ::)





Yet another 'virtuoso performance'




















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....















I certainly know how to 'pluck' my own strings !  :o  :D  .....

























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^  :D ;D :D














That was yet another 'toe-curler' !  8)














It was certainly good for me ... probably not as good for you ?  ??? :-\\    :P  :P    ;D

Ah yes !  ::)





Yet another 'virtuoso performance'

I certainly know how to 'pluck' my own strings !  :o  :D  .....


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^  :D ;D :D


everybody Wang Chung tonight

I had cheese cake and chocolate for Dessert tonight!  :)

I had cheese cake and chocolate for Dessert tonight!  :)
that's pleasurable, to be sure.  It's darn near a slice of heaven  :)

No Joke!

No Joke!
I need to pick up some cheesecake on the way home tomorrow

Ah yes !  ::)





Yet another 'virtuoso performance'




















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....















I certainly know how to 'pluck' my own strings !  :o  :D  .....

























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^  :D ;D :D














That was yet another 'toe-curler' !   8)














It was certainly good for me ... probably not as good for you ?   ??? :-\\    :P   :P    ;D


The Penis Guitar?  ;D

The Penis Guitar?  ;D
As opposed to an upright piano?

no time

To busy

well maybe not that busy

I may have a burst of pleasure later.

I may have a burst of pleasure later.


^ ... has not posted here in almost 3 HOURS !!  :o

Has been indulging quietly ... whilst still posting (??) ... a very slow 'burn' .............  ???

Currently .. he is 'Offline'. Perhaps the 'situation' is now resolved ?  ???  :-\\

I pleasured myself by going to Burlington Coat Factory and bought myself a new Chaps Leather Jacket for $169.

As opposed to an upright piano?


or very flaccid. ;D

wait, there was a very brief moment where I experienced pleasure. mmm, yes, now I remember.
yes, today had me some pleasure

I will find some form of pleasure today.

I will find some form of pleasure today.


Later tonight for me too.

I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

I still haven't found what I'm looking for.


listening to U2?

listening to U2?
Nope, it is just that I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Nope, it is just that I still haven't found what I'm looking for.


You haven't found pleasure?

it's 21 degrees out.  my hands are too cold.

it's 21 degrees out.  my hands are too cold.


too cold for Pleasure. ;D

You haven't found pleasure?
That is right.

no, but I have some plans for tomorrow

I pleasured myself with Pleasure.

yeah  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smokin.gif

just wasn't in the mood. :(

I tried but was hampered by a headache.

I got enough pleaure last night. ;) ;D

I got enough pleaure last night. ;) ;D


give me some!

Pleasure will come later tonight.

give me some!




Get Your Own. :P

Get Your Own. :P



;D

;D


What's so funny about getting your own pleasure?  ::) >:(

What's so funny about getting your own pleasure?  ::) >:(


you're funny, that's all.  and i'd much rather you give me the pleasure than doing it myself...  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/biggrinlove.gif

I'm feeling the euphoric after effects of pleasure

you're funny, that's all.  and i'd much rather you give me the pleasure than doing it myself...  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/biggrinlove.gif


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ummm, yes...  :D

ummm, yes...  :D



How do I know that and what about your wife,Does she know? ??? ;D

How do I know that and what about your wife,Does she know? ??? ;D


LOL well, most straight men probably wouldn't pretend to be gay.  and i most certainly do not have a wife!  ;D

LOL well, most straight men probably wouldn't pretend to be gay.  and i most certainly do not have a wife!  ;D



So you went the other way?  :o

So you went the other way?  :o


???

nah, i've always like boys.  since i can remember. 
like i said, you're cute!

yeah, like 3 or 4 times

???

nah, i've always like boys.  since i can remember. 
like i said, you're cute!


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/bs.gif ;D

Didn't have the time to.

Well...i'd hardly call it "pleasure". ???



actually, the only real pleasure i got so far today was a nice hot bowl of oatmeal.

Yes I did.

Yes I did.


ok... exactly what type of pleasure are we referring to here?

ok... exactly what type of pleasure are we referring to here?


NOYB.  :P

NOYB.  :P


please tell me ... it may lead to me giving myself pleasure

When with flu, what do you expect?

I did. With half a bag of doritos. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_porc.gif

more pain than pleasure today

Still with this flu, no chance.

please tell me ... it may lead to me giving myself pleasure


Shut Up!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vtffani.gif

With another surge of flu, no chance!

I pleasured myself with a shower.

I have had a good hearty laugh at the television, but it did not do my chest any good.

I have had a good hearty laugh at the television, but it did not do my chest any good.



What were you watching? ???

What were you watching? ???
Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack Live. Hosted by the Little Britain star Matt Lucas.

Shut Up!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vtffani.gif


sheesh!!!!  alright alright... no more kidding.

just a moment ago, I had some Haagen Daz ice cream

just a moment ago, I had some Haagen Daz ice cream
Oh! for ice cream.

Yes I did.

Just listened to some of my favourite music today.

I don't think I did, but I do recall that there was some pleasure yesterday

To busy today, there will no chance of pleasure, until I the concert tonight.

To busy today, there will no chance of pleasure, until I the concert tonight.
another concert? wow, so lucky.  enjoy

another concert? wow, so lucky.  enjoy
I plan to, it will be my favourite non-Beethoven symphony.

I plan to, it will be my favourite non-Beethoven symphony.
will there be strings and horns?

will there be strings and horns?
oh yes

oh yes
that kind of music soothes the savage beast in me

that kind of music soothes the savage beast in me
In a way the music will suit you to.

I love pleasure. ;D

Let pleasure be the music of life.

http://members.aol.com/pagilbert221/

The 70's funk group "Pleasure".^

It was pleasureable last night.

I had pleasure. ;)

No >:(  :P

No >:(  :P


No pleasure tonight?

No pleasure tonight?
You never know!

at least 3 or 4 times

Only once. Don't THINK the neighbours heard me .. .  :-X  :-\\

Only once. Don't THINK the neighbours heard me .. .  :-X   :-\\
Where the curtains closed?

Only once. Don't THINK the neighbours heard me .. .  :-X   :-\\


Was your favorite magazine with you?

Only once. Don't THINK the neighbours heard me .. .  :-X  :-\\



Was your favorite magazine with you?




Not much point .... since 'somehow'  :-X    the pages have become stuck together !  :P    ;D    :D

Is this thread what I'm thinking it's about?  No, if it is.

Not much point .... since 'somehow'   :-X    the pages have become stuck together !  :P    ;D    :D


What I used to I used to lick the page(the centerfold) ;D

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No chance today!

possible tonight.

To cold today!

No chance today!
I was right, not even a smidgen of pleasure today.

To cold today!


You right,much too cold for pleasure.

You right,much too cold for pleasure.
Tomorrow could be a better day?

Tomorrow could be a better day?


I hope so.

the thought crossed my mind

It is warmer today so a chance of pleasure may occur.

It is warmer today so a chance of pleasure may occur.
pleasure and warmth are a good combination

pleasure and warmth are a good combination
The two can make you happy again.