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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/04/09 at 3:56 pm
In the grocery store the woman in front of me has icing for the cakes she wants to make for Easter.
Guy in front of her: Easter? When is that?
Her: The twelth.
Guy: Oh okay I guess I need to go to church then I only go easter and Christmas
Cashier: I never go to church- I'm a afraid I'll explode just driving into the parking lot
ME.... bwahhahhahahhaahhah ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/04/09 at 4:37 pm
I got a PM that said:
BOOM!!!!
Now, I wonder who would send me such a thing? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/04/09 at 4:44 pm
statsqueen i reckon :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/04/09 at 4:45 pm
I got a PM that said:
BOOM!!!!
Now, I wonder who would send me such a thing? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
I don't know,I wonder who? ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 9:53 am
On High School Reunion:
Maricela calls Jessica schizophrenic and says she'll pray for her
Jessica: PRAY FOR YOURSELF BITCH! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/17/09 at 3:27 pm
"I love England, especially the food. There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta".
model Naomi Campbell
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/24/09 at 3:21 pm
One of the officers was asking my captain if she had something in her purse...
"I don't carry my purse on patrol!" LOL...that would be a sight tho.. a female officer in full uniform toting a purse! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/24/09 at 4:29 pm
One of the officers was asking my captain if she had something in her purse...
"I don't carry my purse on patrol!" LOL...that would be a sight tho.. a female officer in full uniform toting a purse! ;D
Well, if it is anything like my purse, it could be considered a lethal weapon. :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/24/09 at 4:36 pm
Well, if it is anything like my purse, it could be considered a lethal weapon. :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 04/24/09 at 4:47 pm
"WTF? Is it broken?!"
Said by Rice after hearing the beginning of Depeche Mode's new CD. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 06/06/09 at 5:36 pm
Jess: "I trimmed my bush yesterday but it'll probably grow back next week."
She was talking about a plant :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/11/09 at 10:45 am
A thirteen year old boy was visiting the station with his father (our computer tech) I asked the kid if he wanted to "be arrested" and see see a police car... he said yeah.
I called in one of our newest officers a 22 year old guy..... going on 12 ::)
You should have seen the look on his face when said.... "Hey Ryan! Will you handcuff this kid and show him your unit?"
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/13/09 at 4:34 am
ring
Tq: University police
officer: What's up!
Q: Hey
Officer: DON'T BREAK MY SIGN OR I'LL TAKE YOU TO JAIL JACKASS!!! click
Q (the herself)- quess the officer will callback after the jackass gets arrested! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/24/09 at 7:34 pm
Tech support: What seems to be the problem sir?
Customer: Whenever I press the Backspace key, the letters I typed dissappear.
actual tech support call
Rat complaints have gone up, but we look at that as a positive thing, because more people know how to contact us now.
New York City complaints hotline bureaucrat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/24/09 at 8:16 pm
NO meal in Lift
NO drinks in Lift
NO spit in Lift
When door close NO jump in Lift
Dames be careful go in Lift alone
NO press NO button only floor to go
sign in a Spanish elevator
After first under on, do riding with civility.
sign in a Shanghai,China subway
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/11/09 at 2:28 pm
6 year old granddaughter:
I bought this house with the help of Mom & (Uncle).
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/11/09 at 2:32 pm
6 year old granddaughter:
I bought this house with the help of Mom & (Uncle).
Cat
;D I'm thinking I need to buy a house that way myself! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/09 at 2:53 am
"Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars." - Forrest Gump
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/01/09 at 10:03 am
Conversation I overheard in blockbuster:
Guy: What movie do you wanna watch?
Dude: Hey wanna watch Bundy?
Guy: Who's Bundy?
Dude: He's like this guy who killed a bunch of broads.
Guy: um....
Dude: He was like, the most prolific serial killer of our time man!
I have no idea if they rented it... I moved away.....far, far away
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/16/09 at 10:15 am
my friend's (a dispatcher from another agency) facebook status:
heard a story about a lady who was hooked for deuce (drunk driver). When the deputy asked her where she was coming from, she apparently replied: "from a charity event for juvenile alzheimers."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Frank on 08/17/09 at 12:58 am
One day, years ago when I was working at a Lost and Stolen credit card center, a funny thing happened.
When the client phones in, we have to ask how the person lost their card. This woman (who works on a farm) phoned and said she lost her credit while chasing after a cow that was running away and the card had fallen into a minor mountain of ...umm..cow poo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/17/09 at 1:32 am
One day, years ago when I was working at a Lost and Stolen credit card center, a funny thing happened.
When the client phones in, we have to ask how the person lost their card. This woman (who works on a farm) phoned and said she lost her credit while chasing after a cow that was running away and the card had fallen into a minor mountain of ...umm..cow poo.
she worked on a farm meaning she wasn't squeamish...she should dove in after it... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/17/09 at 5:00 pm
One day, years ago when I was working at a Lost and Stolen credit card center, a funny thing happened.
When the client phones in, we have to ask how the person lost their card. This woman (who works on a farm) phoned and said she lost her credit while chasing after a cow that was running away and the card had fallen into a minor mountain of ...umm..cow poo.
I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night I walked in my bathroom,
And stepped in a big pile of...
Shaving cream. Be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/17/09 at 5:55 pm
One day, years ago when I was working at a Lost and Stolen credit card center, a funny thing happened.
When the client phones in, we have to ask how the person lost their card. This woman (who works on a farm) phoned and said she lost her credit while chasing after a cow that was running away and the card had fallen into a minor mountain of ...umm..cow poo.
Did she retrieve the card from the poo?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/18/09 at 1:19 am
Did she retrieve the card from the poo?
If she had Howard she wouldn't have called in to report the card as lost.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Frank on 08/18/09 at 1:24 am
Another time in that lost/stolen center, another client phoned in to tell us how he lost his card.
He was working in the forests cutting down trees, and this huge eagle came down and picked up his lunch box by the handle and flew away (his wallet was in there).
It just took off.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/28/09 at 12:40 am
"If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?'
Sarah Palin
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/08/09 at 2:28 pm
"If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?'
Sarah Palin
;D I agree
" I need to be able to go to yoga and workout and just read scripts and go on auditions, because that's what makes me happy. You know? Like, papers don't really make me happy."
actress twin Mary Kate Olsen, explaining why she dropped out of New York University and moved back to L.A.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/08/09 at 2:29 pm
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don't really like eating fish, and i know that's very popular out there in Africa."
Britney Spears
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/09/09 at 5:27 am
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don't really like eating fish, and i know that's very popular out there in Africa."
Britney Spears
oy! ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/09/09 at 5:29 am
DAMN!!! Being white must suck!!!
My friends 2nd grade student at an inner city school in LA upon hearing that she can't spend any amount of time in the sun with out the proper sunblock because she goes from pale to burn in 0-60 seconds ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/09/09 at 7:47 am
"How's your (w)hole.........hesitation.......family?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/09/09 at 12:40 pm
"How's your (w)hole.........hesitation.......family?"
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/13/09 at 8:13 am
"Play U2!"
"We just did!"
"Ohh!...ok wait..(removes earplugs)"
at recent bar gig.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/09/10 at 10:40 pm
"why is Axl dressed as a woman"?
"because he is just that cool, he can do that"
comments on youtube video Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N Roses, Axl Rose in leather kilt
8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/27/10 at 8:33 am
My 89 year old father-in-law: My forgetting is getting better.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/28/10 at 9:01 pm
"Hi; I'm from Ukraine, and wery interested about profi advertisement. I have some interesting and absolutely new ideas (for example about car brands) but in our fu*king (sorry) country its unread to do own business. may be you want to work with us? Its will be really good".
from an actual cover letter sent by a job applicant to Chicago advertising agency Killian & Company
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/28/10 at 9:02 pm
"We know...we just know...I don't know, but we just know...ya know, it's just it...we see things....whatever, we're here to help..."
Tom Cruise
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 01/28/10 at 9:29 pm
"We know...we just know...I don't know, but we just know...ya know, it's just it...we see things....whatever, we're here to help..."
Tom Cruise
Probably the most inspiring thing Tom Cruise ever said.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/26/10 at 2:31 am
"oh my gosh! WOW! WOW! Woo! C'mon! :o
uttered by Lady Di from the bedroom as she is watching Olympic ice skating
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/28/10 at 4:35 am
"oh my gosh! WOW! WOW! Woo! C'mon! :o
uttered by Lady Di from the bedroom as she is watching Olympic ice skating
first and last time those words were uttered in your bedroom? ??? :P ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/10 at 7:59 am
Store Manager to me talking about The maintainence guy Angulf:
You have paper towels in there but the lever doesn't work,that effin moron"!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/04/10 at 9:44 am
On another message board someone half remembering a quote from Different Strokes
'he said something like "are you talking about willies?"'
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/17/10 at 9:01 pm
On another message board someone half remembering a quote from Different Strokes
'he said something like "are you talking about willies?"'
;D
oh no... ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: silhouette on 03/17/10 at 11:24 pm
"Let's sit down and talk about the revolution!"
Just watched AKIRA. That wasn't a very good line. xD Neither was "That's MISTER Kaneda to you, punk!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/18/10 at 12:45 am
first and last time those words were uttered in your bedroom? ??? :P ;D ;)
no! I am quite sure I'll hear them again in 2014 :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/18/10 at 7:03 am
no! I am quite sure I'll hear them again in 2014 :D
Why in 4 years? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/19/10 at 3:56 pm
Why in 4 years? ???
because he's married so it'll take about four years for him to get lucky again. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/19/10 at 4:05 pm
because he's married so it'll take about four years for him to get lucky again. :D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Karma for making me laugh.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/06/10 at 3:07 pm
Carlos' doctor told him today about:
Doc: Are you sexually active?
Woman: No, I just lie there.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 05/06/10 at 3:14 pm
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/06/10 at 7:31 pm
Carlos' doctor told him today about:
Doc: Are you sexually active?
Woman: No, I just lie there.
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/23/10 at 8:42 am
Last week, I was talking to a very special person on the phone wishing them a happy 50th.
Me: Oh, I should have gotten you something special for this milestone birthday.
Birthday Person: A colonoscopy?
Me: Well, I was thinking about flowers but if you really want a colonoscopy, I can get you one.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/29/10 at 2:35 pm
"There is no prostitution in China. However, we do have some women who make love for money".
Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/29/10 at 2:44 pm
There's no I in team but there are three u's in Shut the F*ck Up... :D
its a facebook forum one of my friends joined ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/29/10 at 3:25 pm
There's no I in team but there are three u's in Shut the F*ck Up... :D
its a facebook forum one of my friends joined ;D
that quote rules! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/29/10 at 6:03 pm
that quote rules! ;D
I thought so! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/29/10 at 7:09 pm
There's no I in team but there are three u's in Shut the F*ck Up... :D
its a facebook forum one of my friends joined ;D
AH HA Now I get it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:13 pm
Guy who I was talking to on the bench:
These people at Pathmark could care less about you like a fart in the breeze. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/31/10 at 9:21 pm
" There's a bunch of blood on my leg and I'm not even drunk.. I really do just spontaneously bleed sometimes."
-Andy (Alchoholica/Davey Thrashmister, via Facebook)
Are we sure he's male? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 09/04/10 at 11:30 am
My friend's current facebook status! ;D
Monterey County CA and Sharon Johnson would like to wish my ex-husband a very happy 43 today!! Gift to you, Richard Santerre Jr. owes $94,273.02 for failure to pay back child support, have a wonderful birhtday!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/10/10 at 11:24 pm
Lady Di: "oops, we're almost out of toilet paper"
me: "oh yeah. so just don't poop"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 09/11/10 at 1:07 am
Lady Di: "oops, we're almost out of toilet paper"
me: "oh yeah. so just don't poop"
that's so considerate of you ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/11/10 at 5:47 am
Lady Di: "oops, we're almost out of toilet paper"
me: "oh yeah. so just don't poop"
::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 10/25/10 at 3:08 pm
Watching "The Seance" ep of Charlie's Angels (season one)
Kelly: I don't know if I can pull off
Jill: Sure you can. You're the only child of a very rich man. An oil tycoon! Alaskan oil!!! Can you do an Alaskan accent?
Kelly: Do Alaskans have accents?
Q: You betcha!!! (said with a wink, a point and a click of the tongue)
Made me laugh anyway....of course I was alone! :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/26/10 at 2:34 pm
Watching "The Seance" ep of Charlie's Angels (season one)
Kelly: I don't know if I can pull off
Jill: Sure you can. You're the only child of a very rich man. An oil tycoon! Alaskan oil!!! Can you do an Alaskan accent?
Kelly: Do Alaskans have accents?
Q: You betcha!!! (said with a wink, a point and a click of the tongue)
Made me laugh anyway....of course I was alone! :-[
Made me laugh.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 10/26/10 at 2:39 pm
Made me laugh.
Cat
yay!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/12/10 at 1:10 pm
My sister found some old family photos and she was remarking how geeky our brother looked in it. And then she added:
"And speaking of Geeky, (our sister who passed away) is probably blowing around in her urn at that picture of herself."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/12/10 at 1:16 pm
^ blowing around her urn.... ;D that's classic! I've never heard it before but plan on using it the first opportunity I get.
We arrested some dude 414 lbs for assault with a deadly weapon last night....
In briefing this morning someone was talking asking about it and my dispatch partner today said "You know... the fat guy with the butter knife" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/12/10 at 1:30 pm
^ blowing around her urn.... ;D that's classic! I've never heard it before but plan on using it the first opportunity I get.
That is the first time I heard that, too-which is why I posted it here. I feel a bit guilty about laughing at it but it is funny.
We arrested some dude 414 lbs for assault with a deadly weapon last night....
In briefing this morning someone was talking asking about it and my dispatch partner today said "You know... the fat guy with the butter knife" ;D
I figured the 414 lbs that he is carrying around IS the deadly weapon.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/12/10 at 1:38 pm
That is the first time I heard that, too-which is why I posted it here. I feel a bit guilty about laughing at it but it is funny.
I figured the 414 lbs that he is carrying around IS the deadly weapon.
Cat
I know what you mean but I think finding the humor in the statement doesn't take away or diminish the loss in anyway... hell when I'm gone I give you permission to use the term when you talk about TV shows I'm missing and how I'd react to them...
and re: the ADW... that's so true!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 3:11 pm
^ blowing around her urn.... ;D that's classic! I've never heard it before but plan on using it the first opportunity I get.
We arrested some dude 414 lbs for assault with a deadly weapon last night....
In briefing this morning someone was talking asking about it and my dispatch partner today said "You know... the fat guy with the butter knife" ;D
How'd you get the handcuffs on him?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/12/10 at 3:23 pm
How'd you get the handcuffs on him?
I didn't put handcuffs on him... ;)
my guess is they used two sets of cuffs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 3:25 pm
I didn't put handcuffs on him... ;)
my guess is they used two sets of cuffs.
Wow.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/26/10 at 8:53 am
Elizabeth had a science activity morning recently. She complained about the way some of the stuff was presented (overdone congratulations when they answered question right and the stuff was mainly things they'd done before).
so I asked her if she thought it was aimed at children younger than her
her reply "no, they aimed it a children dumber than us"!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/26/10 at 11:48 am
Elizabeth had a science activity morning recently. She complained about the way some of the stuff was presented (overdone congratulations when they answered question right and the stuff was mainly things they'd done before).
so I asked her if she thought it was aimed at children younger than her
her reply "no, they aimed it a children dumber than us"!
And of course Elizabeth is EXTREMELY smart.
While waiting for a plane, a woman asked Granddaughter #2 if Granddaughter #3 was her litter sister. She replied, "Yup. My Daddy made TWO sperm." Word went all around the airport how her daddy made "two sperm."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/26/10 at 2:54 pm
And of course Elizabeth is EXTREMELY smart.
While waiting for a plane, a woman asked Granddaughter #2 if Granddaughter #3 was her litter sister. She replied, "Yup. My Daddy made TWO sperm." Word went all around the airport how her daddy made "two sperm."
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/26/10 at 4:36 pm
Karen- more proof, not that I needed it, that Miss E is smarter than the average kid
Cat- too funny!! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/26/10 at 5:32 pm
While waiting for a plane, a woman asked Granddaughter #2 if Granddaughter #3 was her litter sister. She replied, "Yup. My Daddy made TWO sperm." Word went all around the airport how her daddy made "two sperm."
Cat
;D
and did IT twice! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: 2kidsami on 11/26/10 at 6:30 pm
OH I HAVE A GOOD ONE :D
Ok Black Friday shopping, it was for the most part a no contact sport. We had a great time, and only met 3 really rude people. The last one was the best.
Me and Sister-in-law Shopping since 11:30 last night. 6:30 am we are in at Target, they only have 1 line to check out at the 20+ checkout. Balloon man is at the back at grocery part of Super Target. We get in line, we have been burnt on lines, Kohls at 1 1/2 hours, and Gordmans at 1 1/4 hours, Toys R us an hour.... WELL since they had 20+ checkout this line was movin. YEAH ... Well I check my phone, and my daughter (9yr old) texted me, I look and answer back as we are movin, and sister-in-law is checking her phone as well (our mistake). We have to weave in and out of the aisles. So the lady asks, when did that guy get in front of you, because we were talking to the lady a head of us. All of a sudden we were like, are you sure (he was pretty plane and unassuming... nothing noticeable, maybe we just didn't notice). Yes because we were all talking in line, and HE wasn't part of it. He then has a wife, and father and mother and daughter there with him, a cart and they start piling stuff in... UMMMMMMMM, we question.
Sister in law (to the lady who was a head of us in the brown coat) - "So when we were talking, I don't remember this guy or all the people with him in our conversation???"
Lady in Brown coat - "no because he wasn't there"
His Wife???- "yes this is my husband, he has been here the whole time holding our place"
Lady in Brown coat, me, lady behind us, and sister in law - Shaking out head - UH no we were having a conversation at the start of the line, about where's the donuts and he wasn't in it....
They insist he was... ::)
Me - hmmm I really don't think you came at the line with the Person with the red balloons. The line starts at the person with the red baloons
Budgers - turn and ignore us, talk amoungst themselves, the group of us stare and talk amoungst ourselves , semi loudly
(remember Christmas spirit .... hold patience.... SPOT LINE MANAGER WITH WALKIE TALKIE THINGY AT THE END OF LINE)..
All 4/5 of us state to the Manager, how man budged bringing 4 others and cartful with...
Manager, talks on walkie talkie thing.
Budger - Looks at us and he says "your right, I must have cut in line, but I honestly didn't mean too....
Me - So you lied back there????
Budger - noooooo I didn't lie
Me - Yes you said you had been there the whole time, wife said it too, and people before and after us backed our story, and you still insisted you had been there... If you made a mistake, why wouldn't you just say it back there??? Because it was called a LIIIIIEEEE?????
Budger (QUOTE OF THE DAY) - "Do you support your soldiers?"
Me (puzzled look on my face) - ya..... my brother was one
Sister-in-law (amazed at this turn in conversation) - and What does being a soldier have to do with budging???
Me - Is it Veterans day (this is all loud enough so the line - double line this aisle the line loops both ways in it - so people coming and going)?
Sister-in-law - SO you being a soldier gives you the right to budge in line...
Me - "and lying to civilians is proper soldier behavior"
Budger - "I did not lie, grabbing his wallet, going to show us his military ID" (obviously thinking I was referring to him being a soldier"
Me - "no I believe you are a soldier, just not a good one. You lie, you budge, and you are teaching your daughter to do the same... Good role model for a soldier"
ALL EYES ARE ON US...AND HIM I am laughing
He has nothing to say..
We get to end of line, and tell him he's lucky its the Holidays and we know what Christmas spirit is... to go ahead and check out before us since he had such important pressing duties as a soldier...
The rest of the day "Hey do you support your soldiers" was the phrase of the day. I shoulda signed up, so I could get budging rights on Black Friday (I would have enlisted right then and there, when they mentioned that fact) :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/02/10 at 2:49 am
Law & Order: SVU
STABLER: Doc is our Vic awake yet?
DOCTOR: I hope not! (pause) She's in the morgue.
Q: ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/02/10 at 10:14 am
Student 1 (local college): I just got an A on my test!
Student 2: really? which class?
Student 1: English.
Student 2: Ugh. I should have taken that. I speak English.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/02/10 at 12:00 pm
Student 1 (local college): I just got an A on my test!
Student 2: really? which class?
Student 1: English.
Student 2: Ugh. I should have taken that. I speak English.
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/02/10 at 12:53 pm
;D
Yeah, the average college students in these parts are something special. I mean special.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/02/10 at 11:48 pm
Yeah, the average college students in these parts are something special. I mean special.
Same for the ones in these parts.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/05/10 at 4:22 am
from the book Hidden Suspect (Crime File Investigations) by Jeremy Brown
"'He probably wants to make sure we don't steal his precious engine design. To be honest, I don't see how they could make one better than the Chevy Big Block V8' Gibson said"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/05/10 at 4:27 am
from the book Hidden Suspect (Crime File Investigations) by Jeremy Brown
"'He probably wants to make sure we don't steal his precious engine design. To be honest, I don't see how they could make one better than the Chevy Big Block V8' Gibson said"
That's just perfect! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/05/10 at 11:25 am
from the book Hidden Suspect (Crime File Investigations) by Jeremy Brown
"'He probably wants to make sure we don't steal his precious engine design. To be honest, I don't see how they could make one better than the Chevy Big Block V8' Gibson said"
And when you read that, I'm sure you thought about Al-B. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/06/10 at 11:27 am
And when you read that, I'm sure you thought about Al-B. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
I did! I had to come here to share the joke because no one else at home would get it
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/06/10 at 12:04 pm
I did! I had to come here to share the joke because no one else at home would get it
Carlos read it and didn't get it either. I had to tell him. ::)
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/06/10 at 4:57 pm
From "Mahou Sentai Magiranger", a Japanese superhero show
(Speaking in Japanese, translated)
Makito: I am the oldest, it's my job to be responsible.
Tsubasa: But what does responsibility and dreams have to do with each other?
(American woman walks in)
Woman: (In English) Excuse me, can you help me find this place?
Tsubasa: Ai.... kanto.... speaku.... engurishu.
Woman: Oh...
Makito: (In perfect English) Yeah, sure, where would you like to go?
Tsubasa (In Japanese): WHAT?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/06/10 at 5:13 pm
From "Mahou Sentai Magiranger", a Japanese superhero show
(Speaking in Japanese, translated)
Makito: I am the oldest, it's my job to be responsible.
Tsubasa: But what does responsibility and dreams have to do with each other?
(American woman walks in)
Woman: (In English) Excuse me, can you help me find this place?
Tsubasa: Ai.... kanto.... speaku.... engurishu.
Woman: Oh...
Makito: (In perfect English) Yeah, sure, where would you like to go?
Tsubasa (In Japanese): WHAT?!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/06/10 at 6:31 pm
;D
Here's the actual clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKv8Q_gmUfQ
Man, I wish I had Makito as my Japanese teacher.... ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/06/10 at 6:50 pm
Here's the actual clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKv8Q_gmUfQ
Man, I wish I had Makito as my Japanese teacher.... ;D
It reminds me of something that happened to Carlos a long time ago. (I wasn't there so I'm telling this second hand.) He was in Puerto Rico and was talking to these girls (I think they may have been cousins or friends of cousins or something like that). He was talking to them in Spanish about his job & such. After they left, his cousin's wife said to him, "The prettier the girl, the better your Spanish."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/06/10 at 9:51 pm
It reminds me of something that happened to Carlos a long time ago. (I wasn't there so I'm telling this second hand.) He was in Puerto Rico and was talking to these girls (I think they may have been cousins or friends of cousins or something like that). He was talking to them in Spanish about his job & such. After they left, his cousin's wife said to him, "The prettier the girl, the better your Spanish."
Cat
LOL, that begs me to mention this: Makito should've got that girl's number.... :D I wish I could visit someplace foreign... especially Japan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 12/06/10 at 11:27 pm
From "Mahou Sentai Magiranger", a Japanese superhero show
(Speaking in Japanese, translated)
Makito: I am the oldest, it's my job to be responsible.
Tsubasa: But what does responsibility and dreams have to do with each other?
(American woman walks in)
Woman: (In English) Excuse me, can you help me find this place?
Tsubasa: Ai.... kanto.... speaku.... engurishu.
Woman: Oh...
Makito: (In perfect English) Yeah, sure, where would you like to go?
Tsubasa (In Japanese): WHAT?!
That's hilarious. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/10 at 8:26 am
Here's the actual clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKv8Q_gmUfQ
Man, I wish I had Makito as my Japanese teacher.... ;D
That's funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/23/10 at 11:37 am
Son-in-law #1: I just had a conversation with (Carlos' ex's husband) in the car.
Son-in-law #2: Really? Wow. What was it about?
Son-in-law #1: He said, "Turn left here."
I don't know if that would be as funny without knowing the guy. He NEVER talks to anyone unless he has to.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/23/10 at 11:43 am
Son-in-law #1: I just had a conversation with (Carlos' ex's husband) in the car.
Son-in-law #2: Really? Wow. What was it about?
Son-in-law #1: He said, "Turn left here."
I don't know if that would be as funny without knowing the guy. He NEVER talks to anyone unless he has to.
Cat
I worked with a guy for about two years... we had one conversation.... he was trying to send a fax and he asked me if he needed to put the paper face up or face down... that was it. He now works at another agency and I've talked to him on the phone a few times... the longest conversations we've had in the 8 yrs I've "known" him. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/24/10 at 6:41 pm
We're going to see if Little Lumpia is around... they call him that because he has a small dick. ;D
_one of the officers on duty today. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/24/10 at 7:26 pm
We're going to see if Little Lumpia is around... they call him that because he has a small dick. ;D
_one of the officers on duty today. :D
A long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away), I worked with this woman who told me that she walked in on one of the guys we worked with in when he was talking a leak (it was a uni-bathroom). She looked at him and said, "You are a hamster d!ck, aren't you?" From that point on, we referred to the guy as "H.D." :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/24/10 at 7:49 pm
A long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away), I worked with this woman who told me that she walked in on one of the guys we worked with in when he was talking a leak (it was a uni-bathroom). She looked at him and said, "You are a hamster d!ck, aren't you?" From that point on, we referred to the guy as "H.D." :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Guess that woman had bigger balls than HD did! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/24/10 at 7:58 pm
Guess that woman had bigger balls than HD did! :D
You have no idea. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/25/10 at 8:49 am
We're going to see if Little Lumpia is around... they call him that because he has a small dick. ;D
_one of the officers on duty today. :D
Are you kidding me? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/25/10 at 9:19 am
Are you kidding me? ;D
nope... someone actually said that to me yesterday! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/27/10 at 11:41 am
Now gather round hand in hand, today is the day that we stand and fight for what is right!
Line from "Sword In Stone" by ReinXeed
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: apollonia1986 on 12/28/10 at 10:32 pm
"...maybe I'm just a viscious-ass koala bear"
--Katt Williams, Pimpin' Pimpin'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/29/10 at 5:23 pm
So here I am, shooting from a star, out here in the dark, dreams can be reality, all you have to do is to believe! .............. so listen to the melodies of life!
Line from "Melody Of Life" by ReinXeed
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/30/10 at 10:16 am
Heart of an eagle he flies through the rainbow
Into a new world and finds the sun
Spreading his wings high above all the sorrows
The glory of Eagleheart!
Eagleheart by Stratovarius
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/05/11 at 10:04 pm
No priest can say I'm worthy
No sacraments or holy laws
can take my sin away
No church can wash my spirit clean
For the scarlet stain that paints my soul to sleep
Runs way too deep
No blessed holy water
Can sanctify me in the eyes of God
The great I AM
But He has made provision
To lift me up and wash me in the blood
Of the spotless Lamb
For Christ alone is worthy
To pay the price to set all sinners free
For even me
When all works fall short and efforts fail
I realize that faith alone's the key
Absolution for all who believe
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/07/11 at 1:18 pm
In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.
Paris Hilton
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/20/11 at 12:51 pm
Talking to my mother last night and telling her about the chickens. Before hanging up, she said, "My love to everyone, including the chickens and rooster." ???
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/11 at 1:37 pm
Talking to my mother last night and telling her about the chickens. Before hanging up, she said, "My love to everyone, including the chickens and rooster." ???
Cat
She's saying to give a kiss to the roosters and chickens.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/20/11 at 2:15 pm
She's saying to give a kiss to the roosters and chickens.
She didn't say to give the chickens a kiss, she said to give them her love.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 01/20/11 at 7:39 pm
She didn't say to give the chickens a kiss, she said to give them her love.
Cat
Which ain't going to happen since the chickens were roosting in my star fruit tree, and EATING my star fruit. They got chased, whacked, and chased some more. Those caramboles are for people, not chickens
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/30/11 at 8:24 pm
One woman worker was talking to some guy workers in the breakroom and I overheard this:
"I don't wear tampons,Do you know what a tampon is,Do you even know what a dick looks like"? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Christie Marie M on 01/30/11 at 9:34 pm
"Take these broken wings, and learn to fly again learn to live so free ,
And when we hear the voices sing, the book of love will open up and let us in."
--Broken Wings by Mr. Mister
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/11 at 9:08 am
Sometime in the middle of the night, Carlos rolled over, put his arm around me and said, "Don't call me Shirley."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/11 at 9:41 am
Sometime in the middle of the night, Carlos rolled over, put his arm around me and said, "Don't call me Shirley."
Cat
That line was from Airplane I think.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/19/11 at 11:37 am
Sometime in the middle of the night, Carlos rolled over, put his arm around me and said, "Don't call me Shirley."
Cat
surely you dreamt that...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/11 at 3:27 pm
surely you dreamt that...
I hate to say what he said after that but since this is a family forum, I better not. (But, it was a line from another Leslie Neilson movie. ;) :D ;D ;D ;D )
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/19/11 at 3:40 pm
I hate to say what he said after that but since this is a family forum, I better not. (But, it was a line from another Leslie Neilson movie. ;) :D ;D ;D ;D )
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 02/19/11 at 8:41 pm
surely you dreamt that...
I SAID DON"T CALL ME SHIRLEY
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/19/11 at 10:18 pm
I SAID DON"T CALL ME SHIRLEY
;D I think I called cat Shirley. Or did I call Shirley cat? I'm so confused :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/27/11 at 12:03 pm
heard on a Ben Bratt/Jerry Orbach ep of Law & Order:
MAN (going thru a divorce): They tell me I have to compromise with her. How can I compromise when she won't do what I tell her to do? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/27/11 at 12:23 pm
You know how when newly released films are advertised on tv there'll be a bit of small print along the lines of "contains mild language and scenes of fantasy violence"
The new Justin Bieber movie Never Say Never has the small print
"Contains no material likely to offend or harm".
So it's less 'scary' than your average Disney film ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/27/11 at 1:04 pm
^no that's funny!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/17/11 at 8:48 am
Overheard in the school playground this morning.
10 year-old boy - voice of total awe - to a couple of friends
"Last night my mum ate a raw carrot. A whole carrot (dramatic pause) raw!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/04/11 at 4:21 pm
"He looks like Justin Bieber" -Reagan pointing to Paul McCartney as we listen to The Beatles.
my friend's FB status update
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/07/11 at 6:31 pm
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Potential juror: I don't want to be away from my job for that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
actual comments taken from court records
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/07/11 at 6:48 pm
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Potential juror: I don't want to be away from my job for that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
actual comments taken from court records
There are a lot of great court quotes in the book Anguished English.
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/f771828fd7a05f1120550110_L%5B1%5D.jpg
There are several sequels. When I read them, I was laughing so hard, I was crying.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 05/07/11 at 9:48 am
From a fellow dispatcher (different city different agency) via facebook
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase 'Regards' again
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 05/10/11 at 10:24 pm
was talking to a friend on the phone and I was trying to convince her to read Harry Potter... she said it had too many characters :-\\
anyway somehow that transitioned into a conversation on Twilight.....sorry Tam but her response to that
I cannot handle cold, dead and sparkley :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 05/10/11 at 10:26 pm
same friend talking about a guy I just met (thru our mutual friend) she's known both men for 20 plus yrs.
Latrell gets more ass than a toilet seat
My sides hurt so much she had me laughing for hours!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/11 at 6:58 am
same friend talking about a guy I just met (thru our mutual friend) she's known both men for 20 plus yrs.
Latrell gets more ass than a toilet seat
My sides hurt so much she had me laughing for hours!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/13/11 at 11:04 am
Boston Mayor Tom Menino (can't find the reference as to what/who he was talking about): He has an Alcatraz around his neck.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 05/13/11 at 11:09 am
Boston Mayor Tom Menino (can't find the reference as to what/who he was talking about): He has an Alcatraz around his neck.
Cat
ah those san franciso albatrosses are so pesky! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/14/11 at 8:28 pm
Last night, when we were leaving my SIL's house, the kids were whining. Carlos said, "They have been on the go constantly and haven't had enough nap time." Then I said, "And that goes for the kids, too." Carlos laughed. SIL made a strange face and said, "I'm not going there."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/26/11 at 3:27 pm
Me: Are you hungry?
My friend: No I just had an apple
::) never in my life have I ever uttered the phrase I'm not hungry because I just had an apple. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/26/11 at 3:39 pm
FIL about the puppy: "I though she was going to have kittens but she didn't." ???
Last week, 3 year old granddaughter saying octopus: Octo-pulpo. (Pulpo is octopus in Spanish.)
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/26/11 at 5:01 pm
FIL about the puppy: "I though she was going to have kittens but she didn't." ???
Last week, 3 year old granddaughter saying octopus: Octo-pulpo. (Pulpo is octopus in Spanish.)
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/26/11 at 7:27 pm
;D
Which made you laugh more? The 3 year old or the 90 year old?
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/26/11 at 7:43 pm
Which made you laugh more? The 3 year old or the 90 year old?
Cat
they were both pretty funny but the octo-pulpo cracked me up!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/26/11 at 8:49 pm
they were both pretty funny but the octo-pulpo cracked me up!
Well, my FIL statement was pretty funny but also sad at the same time. But, Carlos, SIL, & I all have been saying "octo-pulpo". I think we are all going to be calling it that from now on.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 06/26/11 at 9:16 pm
Well, my FIL statement was pretty funny but also sad at the same time. But, Carlos, SIL, & I all have been saying "octo-pulpo". I think we are all going to be calling it that from now on.
Cat
Octo, a prefix meaning eight, pulpo a rather intelligent sea creature with eight tenticles which happens to taest very good when gently warmed in a butter and garlic sauce. So octopulpo must be a serving for eight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/27/11 at 7:06 am
Me: Are you hungry?
My friend: No I just had an apple
::) never in my life have I ever uttered the phrase I'm not hungry because I just had an apple. :D
unless it's with peanut butter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/27/11 at 10:01 am
Octo, a prefix meaning eight, pulpo a rather intelligent sea creature with eight tenticles which happens to taest very good when gently warmed in a butter and garlic sauce. So octopulpo must be a serving for eight.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, we did have 8 people here a few weeks ago.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/27/11 at 11:42 am
unless it's with peanut butter.
It wasn't and even if it was an apple w- pb it would never come close to fulling me up (unless maybe I ate the whole jar of Jif! )
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 07/06/11 at 6:09 pm
Most days when cycling to or from school with James we see this lady. She works at the school and James told me ages ago she is a dinner lady there. Anyway when we saw her this morning James said "She's a really backward person" So I asked who he was talking about and he said "that lady, she's really backward".
Then just as I was about to say what a horrible thing it was to say about somebody he continued "When we cycle to school she's riding away from school and when we're riding home she's going to school so her day is all backwards!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 07/07/11 at 9:59 am
Most days when cycling to or from school with James we see this lady. She works at the school and James told me ages ago she is a dinner lady there. Anyway when we saw her this morning James said "She's a really backward person" So I asked who he was talking about and he said "that lady, she's really backward".
Then just as I was about to say what a horrible thing it was to say about somebody he continued "When we cycle to school she's riding away from school and when we're riding home she's going to school so her day is all backwards!"
Kids, you gotta love em
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 07/07/11 at 10:02 am
Some time ago at a restaurant with my youngest (she was about 20) we were having squid. She speared a piece and said "Mom's favorite part, the testicles". She'll never live it down
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/07/11 at 10:17 am
Some time ago at a restaurant with my youngest (she was about 20) we were having squid. She speared a piece and said "Mom's favorite part, the testicles". She'll never live it down
If she knew that you posted this, she would probably disown you.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/07/11 at 1:25 pm
Some time ago at a restaurant with my youngest (she was about 20) we were having squid. She speared a piece and said "Mom's favorite part, the testicles". She'll never live it down
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/07/11 at 4:37 pm
My friends kid,at 18 - 24 mos was showing me she had money. I asked her what she had she said "I got penis" (pennies) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 07/12/11 at 1:50 pm
Elizabeth was in town this morning whilst I was at work.
I sent her a text saying "I'm just about to leave work. Have you had lunch yet?" Elizabeth replied "No, but I have some Jazzles"
Well that's alright then! chocolate is a good substitute for a healthy lunch apparently
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 2:55 pm
Elizabeth was in town this morning whilst I was at work.
I sent her a text saying "I'm just about to leave work. Have you had lunch yet?" Elizabeth replied "No, but I have some Jazzles"
Well that's alright then! chocolate is a good substitute for a healthy lunch apparently
Yeah it is!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/12/11 at 7:59 pm
Elizabeth was in town this morning whilst I was at work.
I sent her a text saying "I'm just about to leave work. Have you had lunch yet?" Elizabeth replied "No, but I have some Jazzles"
Well that's alright then! chocolate is a good substitute for a healthy lunch apparently
What's jazzles? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 9:17 pm
What's jazzles? ???
If you'd finished reading karen's post you'd find out it's some sort of chocolate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 07/13/11 at 10:12 am
If you'd finished reading karen's post you'd find out it's some sort of chocolate.
chocolate buttons covered with sugar strands (or dots)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/07/11 at 9:12 pm
people wonder what I love about facebook? I get to see gems like this nearly everyday......
My Friend's Status: Keep your eyes to the sun, and you'll never see the shadow. Helen Keller
Her Friend's Comment: How would she know.
ME: http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/smileys/spittake.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/12/11 at 9:12 am
"There's a big difference when a boy and a girl says 'I went through a box of tissue watching a movie.'"
I also got that one from FB.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/11 at 12:50 pm
Sometimes I'm really starting to think the reason these tea party people don't believe in evolution is because they haven't been part of the process.
-Lizz Winstead Comedian and co-creator of “The Daily Show”
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/19/11 at 3:00 pm
Sometimes I'm really starting to think the reason these tea party people don't believe in evolution is because they haven't been part of the process.
-Lizz Winstead Comedian and co-creator of “The Daily Show”
Cat
I have read this quote and I approve O0
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/25/11 at 6:30 pm
My FIL: Did you ever check your cats for horns? ???
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/25/11 at 7:28 pm
My father the other day: "If this woman had a 40DD,I'd never be hungry again". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/30/11 at 5:07 pm
3 year old granddaughter: How old will I be when I'm grown up?
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/31/11 at 12:59 pm
"Where would the matador be if the bull ever figured out that it is the man, not the red cape, that is causing his pain?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/01/11 at 2:50 pm
My FIL was telling us that someone came and was asking him questions (she wanted to see how aware he was). "She asked me what day it was and I was surprised that she didn't know."
When we told the nurses that, they told us that he actually said to her, "Today is September 1st, 2011. It is Thursday and it is 9:30 in the morning. Anything else you want to know?"
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 09/01/11 at 7:59 pm
"Rules are only meaningful if people agree to follow them. Otherwise they're just words."
Tygra from Thundercats
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: King Tut on 09/06/11 at 8:14 pm
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."
- John Lennon
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/06/11 at 8:16 pm
Father: "I don't log into anything except when I go to the bathroom". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 09/11/11 at 4:14 pm
"Jerry Beans on my mind... I cry my eyes out ober you..."
Japanese "Jelly Beans" cell phone commercial
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: King Tut on 09/12/11 at 12:11 am
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 09/14/11 at 10:20 am
I promised James a small treat when we got home from school. He wanted to know what the treat was so I told him I'd baked apple muffins
"are those really a treat or just a way to use up extra apples?"
>:( I didn't think my cooking was that bad!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 09/14/11 at 1:07 pm
I promised James a small treat when we got home from school. He wanted to know what the treat was so I told him I'd baked apple muffins
"are those really a treat or just a way to use up extra apples?"
>:( I didn't think my cooking was that bad!
;D
Master James is a smart cookie.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 09/24/11 at 10:45 am
This may not be exact, but close. Seems Chris Cristy called our gov, Peter Shumlin and asked how things were going
Shumlin"how are things going there
Christy "slow slow slow, and you?
Shumlin "Fast fast fast. You see, you guys have Mercedes and BMWs in your back yards, we have tractor and back hoes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/08/11 at 11:35 am
The other day we were discussing how it looks like we may be heading toward war with Pakistan.
Me: What is scary is that Pakistan has nukes.
Carlos: You can ease your mind because Pakistan doesn't have an air force for those nukes to reach the U.S.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/19/11 at 9:02 am
The other day we were discussing how it looks like we may be heading toward war with Pakistan.
Me: What is scary is that Pakistan has nukes.
Carlos: You can ease your mind because Pakistan doesn't have an air force for those nukes to reach the U.S.
Cat
So that's alright then!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/19/11 at 9:06 am
James this morning
Today is going to be EPIC!!
Me, Rory, dad, some excellent single-track at Hicks Lodge. In this weather!!!
I think he was a little excited
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/22/11 at 12:11 pm
Sitting at the dinner table, Step-daughter #2's cell phone goes off.
Step-daughter #3: I felt that vibrate.
Step-daughter #2: You're welcome.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/07/11 at 4:03 pm
^ ;D
James just now "the word epic is, like, totally epic" ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/10/11 at 5:34 pm
Alex Wagner on Rick Perry's flub on the debate: That is akin to wetting your pants on the last day of school.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/21/11 at 12:42 pm
dealing with a caller who was lost on campus.... she would tell me she was at one location but when I confirmed it she would give me a different answer.
Caller: I'm at (bldg name that was difficult to comprehend so she spelled it)
Me: Okay you're at buchanan?
HER: I took a left at SUBWAY *there is no subway there, not a train or a sandwich shop in that immediate area*
ME: But where are you now?
HER: I'm at Buchanan *spelled it again*
ME: okay so you're at buchanan
HER: I took a left at subway.... ::)
ME: Okay I'm going to send someone to you , stay at Buchanan
HER: I took a left at subway....
ME: Okay but stay at Buchanan, what are you wearing?
HER: A raincoat. It's wet.
ME: It is raining, so you're in a wet raincoat?
HER: yes its wet!
ME: I got it but what color is it?
HER: It's Wet, it's wet!
ME: It's wet?
HER: Yes it's wet, R-E-D
:D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: apollonia1986 on 11/22/11 at 12:41 am
"I've turned into Spindletop"--
I said this earlier today when I was in dialysis and the nurse taking my needles out pressed my arm the wrong way and effectively, sent a stream of my blood across the room and all over herself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spindletop
For those of you unfammiliar with Spindletop.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/22/11 at 8:07 am
dealing with a caller who was lost on campus.... she would tell me she was at one location but when I confirmed it she would give me a different answer.
Caller: I'm at (bldg name that was difficult to comprehend so she spelled it)
Me: Okay you're at buchanan?
HER: I took a left at SUBWAY *there is no subway there, not a train or a sandwich shop in that immediate area*
ME: But where are you now?
HER: I'm at Buchanan *spelled it again*
ME: okay so you're at buchanan
HER: I took a left at subway.... ::)
ME: Okay I'm going to send someone to you , stay at Buchanan
HER: I took a left at subway....
ME: Okay but stay at Buchanan, what are you wearing?
HER: A raincoat. It's wet.
ME: It is raining, so you're in a wet raincoat?
HER: yes its wet!
ME: I got it but what color is it?
HER: It's Wet, it's wet!
ME: It's wet?
HER: Yes it's wet, R-E-D
:D
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/21/11 at 12:54 pm
Last night seeing Carlos serving ham for dinner.
Me: Ah, the perfect meal for the first night of Hanukkah.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/21/11 at 9:47 pm
Last night seeing Carlos serving ham for dinner.
Me: Ah, the perfect meal for the first night of Hanukkah.
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Foo Bar on 12/22/11 at 4:53 am
Last night seeing Carlos serving ham for dinner.
Me: Ah, the perfect meal for the first night of Hanukkah.
Oy vey!
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-kosher-fail.jpg
Most credible backstory behind the series of images: Balducci's, December 2007.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/25/11 at 8:04 pm
Granddaughter #2 trying to sing Christmas carols: He'll be coming down the chimney when he comes.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Foo Bar on 12/25/11 at 8:57 pm
Granddaughter #2 trying to sing Christmas carols: He'll be coming down the chimney when he comes.
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll109/KrautKommando/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg
I see what you did there :)