you could tell me?

fat chance

'm serious about getting a mohawk this spring?

What if never happened?

What? me getting a mohawk?

What? me getting a mohawk?


Yes.

Who's going to stop me?  you?

What if I did?

bring it on

I call you a wuss wuss?

I call you a wuss wuss?


What if I didn't care?

wuss wuss wuss?

what if I did some gardening today          sunlight sunlight sunlight sunlight :D

What if I shoveled today?

Is it possible?           

Is it possible?           


It was.

I shoveled today?

someone at Drail asked me to do a magic show?

snowed some more?

I tied a kangaroo down?

I tied a kangaroo down?


Jolly good, mate!

the snow melted?

I turned into a pumpkin at midnight?

2011 became a good year?

Any year can be good depending on how it is looked at?

there was no more groundhog day?                          http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thedoors37.shtml

there was no more groundhog day?                          http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thedoors37.shtml


Then there would be no Groundhog.

if you say so

I stop at the store tomorrow before coming home?

it snows again?

the fog never goes away.

I'm not telling?

I'm not telling?


tell what?

I get $500 bucks for Vietnamese New Year?  8)

what if you'll have to settle for this doe instead.

I get $500 bucks for Vietnamese New Year?  8)


I found 500 bucks in the parking lot?  :o

in Monopoly money

in Monopoly money


real money.

What if I think that's very unlikely ?

What if I think that's very unlikely ?


What if it was?

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/thnietluisteren.gif

I found 500 bucks in the parking lot?  :o


I'd applaud you then ask you to split it!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/yelclap.gif

I'd applaud you then ask you to split it!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/yelclap.gif


give you half.

New York just have an early Spring?

It rained away all this stupid fog and clouds

It rained away all this stupid fog and clouds


I wish it would rain instead of snow.  >:(

I wish it would rain instead of snow.  >:(
...but the rain will make the situation worse by making the snow icy and slushy.

...I had no school on Tuesday?

...but the rain will make the situation worse by making the snow icy and slushy.


either or,roads would be treacherous.

we had an early Spring?

we jumped on a spring?

What if it hurt?

Will you forget your shoes again?

What if I wore no shoes?

Just don't step on my blue suede shoes

I had my cake and ate it too?

the one that had a crown on it?

the one that had a crown on it?


Yes.

What am I going to tell the king when he finds out theres no cake for the wedding?  not to mention that the bride is going to need a bigger sized dress.

what if he looses his temper?

what if he looses his temper?


What if I didn't?

not you  >:(

What if I'm hearing teenage wasteland music from my little portable heater?

Santa Clause wasn't real?  ;D

Santa Clause wasn't real?  ;D


Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus.

Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus.


:(

I shot all of Santa's reindeer instead of just one?


here's what happened when I shot one  http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bobmarley20.shtml

I shot all of Santa's reindeer instead of just one?


here's what happened when I shot one  http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bobmarley20.shtml


;D

had something to melt all this snow?

Like a leaf blower with hot air?  Do they make anything like that?

Like a leaf blower with hot air?  Do they make anything like that?


like a blow torch.

I'm just saying leaf blower because of the design, but yeah it would have to be heal hot to do any good. 

winter turned to Spring?

winter turned to Spring?
It will!

It will!


I hope so,so much of winter I could take.

fog no longer existed. 

headaches no longer existed? 

parking lots no longer existed??

Howard got run over by a store cart
Cause he had to whine and couldn't leave
People they  don't want to hear your ca- ca
But asked for medicine and you received



sorry, just getting writing parodies again.

Howard got run over by a store cart
Cause he had to whine and couldn't leave
People they  don't want to hear your ca- ca
But asked for medicine and you received




sorry, just getting writing parodies again.



That's pretty funny.

One day I may finish something and put it up at amiright and then you'd be in trouble.

we all had white teeth?

I hate white

what if we had rain to melt this snow?

I could sent Howard one of my 100 summer days?

I could sent Howard one of my 100 summer days?


That would be great.

that ought to melt a bunch of it.

that ought to melt a bunch of it.


How about 4 feet of it?

...I was born in 1968 instead of 1988?  :D

What if Winter was extended after March 21st?

I come home with a plant tomorrow and then it starts flowering and then...

What if I said yes.

I wont bother tryin to ask you      I don't care :P

I come home with a plant tomorrow and then it starts flowering and then...





it says feed me

What if the sun came out tomorrow?

you come and get it          I'm lovin it

my seeds start coming out next week?

What if I was hungry again?

I'm tired of hearing you say that.

What if I continued?

I'd fall asleep

I woke you up?

I'd need to be kissed by a highly educated handsome prince to wake me?

I'd need to be kissed by a highly educated handsome prince to wake me?


What if I found one for ya?

how could an idiot like you possibly be able to find one?





;)

how could an idiot like you possibly be able to find one?





;)



What if I wasn't one?

omg I never realized that  :o

omg I never realized that  :o


::)

What if I gave up?

What if you didn't?

why shouldn't I

I want to say something real bad but I don't know what?

What if i wanted to say something good?

something tells me you're into something bad?

I'm tired of doing laundry

I was hungry now?

like the wolf?

like the wolf?


like a horse.

um.. okay

the horse Howard was talking about was of a different color?

the horse Howard was talking about was of a different color?



Black?

no cart colored

the Beatles were in my backyard?

we had 4 seasons in 1 day?

what a horrible idea

there were 8 days a week?

we had 4 seasons in 1 day?
it has happened here!

there were 8 days a week?


That would be neat.

8 may be neat or would it make me pull my hair

I don't finish typing wh

I just remembered what I didn't finish typing?

my medals turned into pac man fruits?

I bump this

nothing I guess

something did happen?

nothing happened?

nothing happened?
Then nothing would happen!

Then nothing would happen!




something should happen.

I bump this
...and I bump this too?

we could have sunshine longer after quarter to 5?

we could have sunshine longer after quarter to 5?
We do during the summer months.

We do during the summer months.


I know but the sun in the Fall goes down at 5pm which is kind of early.

< that was my last frog?

I have my garden ready next fall for buckeye butterflies to lay their eggs?

was a nicer day rather than to have it rain today?

rain is better then just having it overcast all day

I'm really thinking about taking down my old recordings and starting new somewhere?  Yeah, do some of those songs I have in soundclick live and get some backing music.  Someone get me exited so I'm motivated.  The guy that got me started recording music and I don't really talk any more. hardly any one leaves comments on my stuff and looks like I'm not the only person.  Yes I do do magic stuff and I do have a harmonica and I can sing.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=1102528        http://www.youtube.com/user/mntaken            http://www.myspace.com/496622770

soundclick has been the easiest for me to use and choose colors and stuff, but I cant be wildcard.  youtube in the past doesn,t let you do much  not use to myspace

I changed this      http://www.soundclick.com/members/default.cfm?member=Ann%20Hammond

your feet smell and your nose ran?

when I have a cold and socks that are old on they do

I turned on my camcorder and  recorded something really neat?

your feet smell and your nose ran?
But they do!

I turned on my camcorder and  recorded something really neat?



that would be cool.

trying to get myself to record something new for my soundclick and or youtube.  I've kind of mentioned something about no comments, but there is to the fact that I haven't done anything on them in a while.  Been looking for myself for a long time and all that I can some up with is that I'm crazy and evil.  Forget recording my parodies, no one votes or comments on them.  Anyway, I'm trying to come up with some with some evil ideas and some weird, insane, and or evil sounding songs to parody and do videos.  With my CI now I have a better chance of hearing things now then I ever had in my life.  I can start trying to learn new songs.

...was sung by The Lightning Seeds.

was a snowless Winter?

I'm still trying to get something of some sort recorded?

was a snowless Winter?
It would not be winter otherwise

It would not be winter otherwise


It would be a warm winter.

it hasn't snowed in Modesto since the 1800's?

it hasn't snowed in Modesto since the 1800's?
....or the Sahara Desert?

....or the Sahara Desert?


or Death Valley?

I don't know?

I don't know?
If you don't know, it is because you don't know.

If you don't know, it is because you don't know.


or maybe you don't want to know.

or maybe you don't want to know.
Never knowingly known.