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Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 10:03 am
Kermit the frog came to life and was the anti-christ.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/17/10 at 1:36 pm
Kermit and Miss Piggy had a child?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/17/10 at 2:12 pm
I marry Animal
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/10 at 2:14 pm
I marry Animal
What if animal turned you down?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/17/10 at 5:55 pm
What if that would be a good thing?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 11:40 pm
What if half the muppets had a drug problem?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 7:25 am
What if half the muppets had a drug problem?
I think Animal needs Prozac.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/18/10 at 8:55 am
Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson were on the same show?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/18/10 at 11:17 am
I ask the operator for the number for 911?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 3:03 pm
Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson were on the same show?
OMG That would be so hilarious. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 3:03 pm
I ask the operator for the number for 911?
What if she didn't know.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/18/10 at 5:53 pm
What if Howard didn't know?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 1:51 am
What doesn't Howard know?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/19/10 at 7:26 am
What doesn't Howard know?
The question is What do I know?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 10:04 am
The question is What do I know?
We often ask that ourselves ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/19/10 at 2:36 pm
What if McDonald's sold hotdogs?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/19/10 at 2:44 pm
What if McDonald's sold hotdogs?
In Japan, they do....
http://www.fatwallet.com/static/attachments/thumbnails/17616_mchotdogs1.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 3:21 pm
I like the Japadog's they sell in Vancouver (no, not in McDonalds) . Japanese hot dogs are great!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/19/10 at 10:42 pm
what if I try one?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 10:43 pm
Just like Mikey, you'll like it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/19/10 at 10:52 pm
probably will
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 10:56 pm
probably will
You know it. They put seaweed and mayo on the dog. Sounds odd, but it's great, long line-ups everyday.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/19/10 at 11:10 pm
doesn't sound like something Icant handle.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 11:20 pm
You can't handle the truth hotdog! ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/19/10 at 11:35 pm
but
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 11:38 pm
What if Sarah Palin became a 2 term president?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 7:56 am
In Japan, they do....
http://www.fatwallet.com/static/attachments/thumbnails/17616_mchotdogs1.jpg
looks delicious
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/20/10 at 9:33 am
Looks yummy.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 2:02 pm
What if a person died and then sprung back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/20/10 at 4:42 pm
What if a person died and then sprung back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
Try it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/21/10 at 7:37 am
Try it.
I wouldn't try it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/21/10 at 10:22 pm
The sun rose 76845239 times a day?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/21/10 at 10:31 pm
my plants probably wouldn't fry in 100 degree weather.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 7:20 am
life was fudgeless?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/22/10 at 9:37 am
Howard had to work at a different Pathmark every day of the week.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 8:53 pm
Howard had to work at a different Pathmark every day of the week.
I wouldn't mind.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/23/10 at 12:25 am
But you'd fudge it everyday though
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/23/10 at 7:26 am
But you'd fudge it everyday though
then there'd be a problem.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/23/10 at 10:39 am
Cars could run one 1 wheel.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/23/10 at 5:01 pm
a motor unicycle
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/23/10 at 8:36 pm
people could walk to work.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/23/10 at 10:44 pm
people could walk to work.
people do.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/24/10 at 7:25 am
people do.
I mean walk for long hours.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/10 at 7:26 am
I mean walk for long hours.
Walking does have it's limitations.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/24/10 at 7:34 am
Walking does have it's limitations.
sometimes.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/24/10 at 10:38 am
Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time - Steven Wright.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/10 at 12:08 pm
people could walk to work.
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." -- Mark Twain
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/24/10 at 6:55 pm
Golf is fun to play!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/24/10 at 8:48 pm
miniature golf took years to finish?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/25/10 at 12:54 am
miniature golf took years to finish?
It already does!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/25/10 at 7:16 am
actually rained cats and dogs?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/25/10 at 8:36 am
actually rained cats and dogs?
We'd need thicker umbrellas.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/25/10 at 4:07 pm
We'd need thicker umbrellas.
and thicker coats.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/25/10 at 4:08 pm
you could go back to a time when you could put on a old '45 and play music on a victrola.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/25/10 at 7:48 pm
you could go back to a time when you could put on a old '45 and play music on a victrola.
You can do that today, without going back in time.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/26/10 at 7:37 am
You can do that today, without going back in time.
I did it yesterday.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 10:20 am
I did it yesterday.
Then it's not much of a "what if?" then is it, when it's so easy to do.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/28/10 at 12:21 pm
I bought another music CD?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/28/10 at 1:28 pm
I bought another music CD?
Shop!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/10 at 1:28 pm
I bought another music CD?
eBay?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/28/10 at 1:37 pm
Let's buy Ebay. Can we buy ebay thorugh ebay?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/28/10 at 6:13 pm
Yeah, lets buy ebay through ebay
I bought the CD at the CVS store thats in a short walking distance from our house. Legends Good Golly.
Whipping post, White Room, You ain't seen nothing yet, Never Been Any Reason, Easy Livin, Magic Carpet Ride, Karn Evil/ist Impression part 2, Question, Stuck In The Middle With You, Mama Told Me Not To Come, Do You Feel Like We Do, Bennie And The Jets, New World Man, Babe, The Things We Do For Love, Fooled Around And Fell In Love, What's Your Name, Devil With The Blue Dress On
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/28/10 at 8:00 pm
I bought another music CD?
What if I did too.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/28/10 at 8:00 pm
What if victrolas and 8 tracks were back on the market.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/28/10 at 8:21 pm
What if victrolas and 8 tracks were back on the market.
You and who else would buy them?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/28/10 at 9:59 pm
What if I did too.
you're just trying to copy me
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/29/10 at 12:48 am
What if everyone copied Howard?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/29/10 at 7:23 am
You and who else would buy them?
I'm not sure. ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/29/10 at 7:24 am
What if everyone copied Howard?
COPY!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/29/10 at 8:56 am
COPY!
The fudge thread would be 18 pages long, each day.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/29/10 at 5:13 pm
Why would I ever want to copy Howard?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/29/10 at 7:34 pm
Well, it would bring change to your life...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/29/10 at 8:25 pm
Why would I ever want to copy Howard?
Why would you not?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/29/10 at 11:38 pm
The obvious thing about Howard
Is Howard's a whineingful thing
This machiene only takes quarters
But dollars only are his thing
He's very grumpy hairy humpy shun shun shun shun shun
So therefore I cant possibly imagine trying to copy one
No I wont be like one
;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 12:38 am
Everyone could write poetry?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/30/10 at 7:46 am
everyone collected carts?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 10:22 am
everyone collected carts?
You just want others to do your job while you sit in the parking lot and watch for hot women. ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Don Carlos on 10/30/10 at 10:55 am
You just want others to do your job while you sit in the parking lot and watch for hot women. ;)
I can think of worse ways to spend an afternoon, but than, I can think of better ways too ;) ;) ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: apollonia1986 on 10/30/10 at 5:01 pm
If everyone started jumping up and down at EXACTLY the same time.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 5:27 pm
If everyone started jumping up and down at EXACTLY the same time.
and flushing the toilet while they do it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 10/30/10 at 6:40 pm
there's not enough toilets in the world for everyone to flush one?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 6:59 pm
there's not enough toilets in the world for everyone to flush one?
Gotta create more!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/30/10 at 8:17 pm
You just want others to do your job while you sit in the parking lot and watch for hot women. ;)
HAHA! you know it. O0
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/30/10 at 8:17 pm
Gotta create more!
create more toilets for people to use.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/10 at 2:11 am
What if we did not have Daylight Saving Hours?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/31/10 at 7:54 am
What if we did not have Daylight Saving Hours?
then it would be dark all day.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/31/10 at 10:17 am
then it would be dark all day.
Actually, there would only be a 1-hour difference in the rising on the sun.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/10 at 10:17 am
Actually, there would only be a 1-hour difference in the rising on the sun.
...and the fall of the sun.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 10/31/10 at 10:20 am
...and the fall of the sun.
Oh yes, that too.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 10/31/10 at 2:33 pm
Actually, there would only be a 1-hour difference in the rising on the sun.
That's right.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/01/10 at 10:17 am
Leaves would turn blue instead of yellow or red.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/01/10 at 2:14 pm
Leaves would turn blue instead of yellow or red.
http://rusticmooncrafts.homestead.com/files/vancouver-blue-2-leaf-medwe.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/01/10 at 3:04 pm
http://rusticmooncrafts.homestead.com/files/vancouver-blue-2-leaf-medwe.jpg
yay!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:44 am
we didn't have to turn clocks back?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 8:44 am
we didn't have to turn clocks back?
You don't HAVE to, but you will be 1 hour late, that's all.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/02/10 at 7:08 pm
I have clocks that change for me.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:12 pm
You don't HAVE to, but you will be 1 hour late, that's all.
or 1 hour early.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/03/10 at 12:07 am
Howard read complete posts?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/03/10 at 7:26 am
Howard read complete posts?
Then I wouldn't have to keep asking questions.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/03/10 at 10:57 am
Then I wouldn't have to keep asking questions.
What if we threw Howard in the river?
...then he wouldn't keep asking questions ;D ;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/03/10 at 12:01 pm
he asked us how to swim?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/03/10 at 12:09 pm
he asked us how to swim?
who asked us?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/03/10 at 2:00 pm
What if we threw Howard in the river?
...then he wouldn't keep asking questions ;D ;)
hope the water's warm.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/03/10 at 2:52 pm
who asked us?
some guy
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 12:34 am
some guy
The guy with the green hat and yellow t-shirt?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 7:11 am
some guy
What if wasn't a guy?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 10:43 am
What if wasn't a guy?
gender change operation?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 8:21 pm
gender change operation?
or a heterosexual.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 10:55 pm
everything tastes like pizza.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 7:16 am
the world was a pizza.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/05/10 at 1:10 pm
the world was a pizza.
I'd like it delivered, please.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 3:35 pm
I'd like it delivered, please.
in 30 minutes or less.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/06/10 at 11:55 am
in a box
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/07/10 at 11:18 am
Do you really ever get tired of Pizza?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/07/10 at 11:19 am
I don't
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/07/10 at 11:23 am
I don't
Me neither
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/07/10 at 11:24 am
And Karma for Muttley avatar.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/07/10 at 11:30 am
yes my he he 's are more like heh heh so it's me. I don't have a good turkey picture.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/07/10 at 3:09 pm
Do you really ever get tired of Pizza?
I don't.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/08/10 at 12:59 am
What if I'm not telling?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/08/10 at 1:33 am
then don't
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/08/10 at 8:27 am
What if I'm not telling?
telling me what? ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/08/10 at 11:57 am
something I wont tell
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/08/10 at 3:17 pm
something I wont tell
which is what? ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/08/10 at 4:34 pm
which is what? ???
something she won't tell.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/08/10 at 8:16 pm
I wont tell
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/09/10 at 3:20 am
I wont tell
What if we try and get the info out out you with the comfy chair?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSe38dzJYkY
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 7:19 am
the New Year's Eve ball never dropped
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/09/10 at 11:18 am
the New Year's Eve ball never dropped
The year would still change anyways.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 8:20 pm
The year would still change anyways.
ball or no ball.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/09/10 at 11:43 pm
ball or no ball.
That's correct.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/10/10 at 8:12 am
Pathmark ran out of carts? :o
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 10:24 am
Pathmark ran out of carts? :o
Then either you would be out of a job, or go collect some more.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/10/10 at 3:13 pm
Then either you would be out of a job, or go collect some more.
Yeah silly question. ;D ::)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 4:09 pm
Yeah silly question. ;D ::)
Not really..it was OK.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: apollonia1986 on 11/10/10 at 5:10 pm
If I could lose 20 pounds overnight. :)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/10 at 5:10 pm
If I could lose 20 pounds overnight. :)
...and you do not wish to find the 20 pounds in the morning?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 6:04 pm
If I could lose 20 pounds overnight. :)
Yes, it's called "amputation of a limb"
;)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/11/10 at 7:29 am
If I could lose 20 pounds overnight. :)
That would be a good challenge.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/12/10 at 2:11 am
That would be a good challenge.
How about "Lose 10 pounds a week, but overeat for the first 6 days!" :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 8:14 am
How about "Lose 10 pounds a week, but overeat for the first 6 days!" :D
eat as much as you want and still lose pounds.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/14/10 at 1:34 am
I just eat it?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/14/10 at 4:47 pm
I don't want you to make me repeat it.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/15/10 at 8:38 am
repeat what?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/15/10 at 11:56 am
grrrrrrr
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/15/10 at 2:26 pm
I didn't want to go to work tomorrow?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/15/10 at 2:49 pm
you just want bang on the drum all day?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/16/10 at 7:57 am
the walls came tumbling down?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/16/10 at 6:31 pm
The walls I kep tearing out?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/16/10 at 8:18 pm
the walls had ears?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/16/10 at 8:22 pm
Of corn?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/16/10 at 8:22 pm
Of corn?
CornWall? ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 2:03 am
What is Howard went on a date with the past 10 Miss America's?
(no Howard..not at the same time)
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/18/10 at 7:55 am
What is Howard went on a date with the past 10 Miss America's?
(no Howard..not at the same time)
I'll go out with Rima Fakih.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 10:42 am
Rima Fakih says yes to that.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Don Carlos on 11/18/10 at 11:29 am
What is Howard went on a date with the past 10 Miss America's?
(no Howard..not at the same time)
You think he might "get lucky"?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 5:33 pm
You think he might "get lucky"?
Sarah Palin almost became VP, anything is possible.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/18/10 at 9:01 pm
You think he might "get lucky"?
God I hope so. ;D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/19/10 at 1:31 am
God I hope so. ;D
Gee...no....really?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/19/10 at 6:49 am
Gee...no....really?
REALLY! :P
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/19/10 at 11:12 am
Howard worked in this parking lot. Imagine how long he'd complain.
Our post count would go way up!
http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/26/news/economy/holiday_shopping/hamilton_place_parking2.jpg
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/19/10 at 6:53 pm
Howard worked in this parking lot. Imagine how long he'd complain.
Our post count would go way up!
http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/26/news/economy/holiday_shopping/hamilton_place_parking2.jpg
I wouldn't mind.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/19/10 at 7:33 pm
I wouldn't mind.
Others might...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/20/10 at 9:26 pm
What if I ...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/21/10 at 1:39 am
What if I ...
Do it!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/21/10 at 8:23 am
I got down with my bad self?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 11:02 am
get down on it
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 11:32 am
What if I ...
Do it!
okay!
What happened to the water, the water, the water
What happened to the water
The water's so wet!
It mixed up with the dirt, the dirt, the dirt
The water got into the dirt and turned into mud
The mud got on my shoe, my shoe, my shoe
The mud got on my shoe, and then I came inside
I messed up the carpet, the carpet, the carpet
My mud got on the carpet, and my Mom got mad
She sent me for some water to clean up the carpet
I turned on the faucet, but nothing came out
What happened to the water, the water the water
What happened to the water
The water went into clean the carpet and wash the dog
And wash......the dog........
Wash the dog!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/21/10 at 11:34 am
The song rocks!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 11:37 am
My favorite Brak song
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/21/10 at 2:58 pm
get down on it
I got down off it?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 3:05 pm
what are you on?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/21/10 at 3:08 pm
what are you on?
drugs.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 4:53 pm
thought you might
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/22/10 at 1:55 am
Wilcard was really a narc and will arrest Howard for taking drugs.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/22/10 at 8:08 am
Wilcard was really a narc and will arrest Howard for taking drugs.
What if I walked away?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/22/10 at 10:18 am
What if I walked away?
off the plank?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/22/10 at 2:00 pm
arr we shall have the druggend Howard walk the plank
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/22/10 at 4:23 pm
arr we shall have the druggend Howard walk the plank
arrr...
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/22/10 at 7:35 pm
arr we shall have the druggend Howard walk the plank
heck I don't mind.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/22/10 at 9:52 pm
neither does that shark
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Frank on 11/23/10 at 1:18 am
Jaws IV: The Howard story.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/23/10 at 8:16 am
Jaws IV: The Howard story.
What if that was a real novel?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/25/10 at 1:20 pm
What if I'm going to be eating turkey with 2 aunts, 2 uncles, and 1 cousin?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/25/10 at 8:25 pm
What if I was full from Thanksgiving dinner?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/26/10 at 1:23 am
What if I had more gravy then you?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/26/10 at 8:06 am
What if I had more whipped cream on my pumpkin pie than you?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/26/10 at 12:54 pm
What if I said so what?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/26/10 at 2:53 pm
What If I didn't care?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/26/10 at 11:57 pm
What if I don't either?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/27/10 at 6:38 am
What if I walked away?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/27/10 at 7:41 pm
which way?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/28/10 at 8:14 am
What if I forgot which way?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/29/10 at 8:29 pm
what if I'm not surprised?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/30/10 at 8:06 am
What if I was suprised?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/30/10 at 12:33 pm
uh o k whatever
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 11/30/10 at 8:35 pm
What if it wasn't raining tomorrow?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 11/30/10 at 10:40 pm
what if it's reigning?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/01/10 at 8:08 am
what if I reigned supreme?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: KKay on 12/01/10 at 9:19 am
what if I reigned supreme?
like a steak taco supreme
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/03/10 at 1:20 am
What if I eat all the steak?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/03/10 at 8:19 am
What if it was 90 in Decemeber?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/03/10 at 11:26 am
I'd like it
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/04/10 at 11:36 am
What if it actually rains some day and I can see the light of another day?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/04/10 at 3:54 pm
John Lennon avoided being shot on December 8th?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/10 at 3:58 pm
John Lennon avoided being shot on December 8th?
It is a question we cannot answer.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/05/10 at 8:24 am
It is a question we cannot answer.
If John Lennon had not been shot down by a lunatic, he’d be close to 70 years old. It is highly unlikely he could replicate “Imagine.” The odds are greater that he would be playing perhaps the most wonderful popular song of all time and thinking of his dinner while the Vegas crowds, moved by the marketing machine, was certain he was clinging to his dream of a utopian world. Or would he? ???
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/06/10 at 6:58 pm
What if my mind is completely blank?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/07/10 at 8:34 am
What if my computer got stuck again?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/07/10 at 11:25 am
you wouldn't be here?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/08/10 at 11:04 pm
am I right?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/09/10 at 8:29 am
I'm wrong?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/09/10 at 1:03 pm
are you?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/09/10 at 9:39 pm
What if you are?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/09/10 at 9:57 pm
I was right, I was wrong all along?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/10/10 at 7:52 am
What if Frank came back?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/10/10 at 1:42 pm
that would be cool
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/10/10 at 9:19 pm
it became summer in December?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/10/10 at 10:18 pm
I'd bring you down here to try our 100 degree weather
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/10/10 at 11:24 pm
it became summer in December?
December is summer in the Southern Hemisphere.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/11/10 at 8:05 am
I'd bring you down here to try our 100 degree weather
take me away from this frigid weather.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/11/10 at 8:26 am
take me away from this frigid weather.
Go on holiday!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/11/10 at 4:58 pm
take me away from this frigid weather.
well it isn't that beautiful up here, but if out of the snow come on over. If you want out of frost too then lets go to Southern California.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/11/10 at 9:28 pm
Go on holiday!
or I can head off to someplace warmer.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/12/10 at 1:00 am
I say good night
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/12/10 at 8:40 am
I say Good Morning?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/12/10 at 11:14 am
there's nothing good about it? >:(
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/12/10 at 1:41 pm
What if there was?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/12/10 at 2:29 pm
I doubt it
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/13/10 at 12:39 pm
I go back to bed today so I can get up tomorrow and go to my Drail meeting.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/13/10 at 9:19 pm
became warmer all of a sudden?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: KKay on 12/14/10 at 9:34 am
it would be a nice day!
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/14/10 at 3:42 pm
what if we wound up with a blizzard instead? :o
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/14/10 at 10:23 pm
too bad so sad I'm mad :D
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/15/10 at 8:18 am
What if I wasn't?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/15/10 at 8:08 pm
What if I don't know what you're talking about?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/15/10 at 9:38 pm
What if you did?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/16/10 at 12:34 am
What if I cant perform miracles?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/16/10 at 8:18 am
you believed in miracles?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/17/10 at 12:38 pm
I do not ways of magic though.
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/17/10 at 8:30 pm
I did a magic trick?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/17/10 at 11:09 pm
you, magic, I'd like to see you try it
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/18/10 at 8:05 am
What if I turned you into a frog?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/18/10 at 1:03 pm
go for it dude
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/19/10 at 12:54 pm
well
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/19/10 at 4:03 pm
I had no powers?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/19/10 at 6:58 pm
that's what I thought
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/20/10 at 5:59 pm
I change a card colors
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/21/10 at 12:26 pm
I already have before?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: Howard on 12/21/10 at 3:25 pm
I already done what?
Subject: Re: What if?
Written By: wildcard on 12/21/10 at 7:43 pm
cant tell you