I thought it had gone insolvent?



It was gone since December 2005.

It was gone since December 2005.
Do you think it needs a new name?

Do we get T-shirts and a newsletter with insider information?

Do you think it needs a new name?



Keep it the way it is.

Do we get T-shirts and a newsletter with insider information?



Not quite yet.

Is the Club still operating then??

Is the Club still operating then??


We're Open 24/7  ;D

We're Open 24/7  ;D


I want a memebership with cheese.

I want a memebership with cheese.
Chessy membership?

I want a memebership with cheese.


What kind of cheese?

What kind of cheese?
Should the members vote for the flavour of the cheese.

Should the members vote for the flavour of the cheese.



Yes I think I might do that.  ;D

I'd like full membership please!

Provologne sounds good.

I would like melted government processed cheese food product

How about Gorgonzola?  ;D  :P

I'd like full membership please!



It will cost you,Now pay up!  >:(

We're always having fun in the Howard Fun Club.Ask the bikini car wash women. ;)

http://www.bikini-car-wash.com/bikinicarwash/galleries/2/10.jpg O0

It will cost you,Now pay up!  >:(


Uh!! not while those 2 strumpets are in the place  ;D

Uh!! not while those 2 strumpets are in the place   ;D



What's a strumpet?  ???

We're always having fun in the Howard Fun Club.Ask the bikini car wash women. ;)

http://www.bikini-car-wash.com/bikinicarwash/galleries/2/10.jpg O0


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(Nose bleeds.......)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(Nose bleeds.......)


And you can't possibly tell me that you'd love to get your car washed by these 2 lovely broads? ;)

For another $5.00 they'll rotate your tires. ;D

And you can't possibly tell me that you'd love to get your car washed by these 2 lovely broads? ;)

For another $5.00 they'll rotate your tires. ;D


Nose bleed jokes are lost on you, aren't they?  ::)

It's a way of saying that I got "excited". ;D

Nose bleed jokes are lost on you, aren't they?  ::)

It's a way of saying that I got "excited". ;D



Oh Ok I wasn't too sure what you meant by nose bleeds.  ;D

Oh Ok I wasn't too sure what you meant by nose bleeds.  ;D


It's an running joke in anime, when a character becomes aroused, their nose bleeds.

http://www.thealarmclock.com/mt/archives/bikini%20girl.png


It's bikini week at The Howard Fun Club. O0

It's an running joke in anime, when a character becomes aroused, their nose bleeds.


Whenever I'm aroused something else bleeds but it's not my nose.  ;)

Whenever I'm aroused something else bleeds but it's not my nose.  ;)


I was wondering how long it would take to get around to that!!  ;D

I was wondering how long it would take to get around to that!!   ;D


Get around to what?  ???

I'm bringing The Howard Fun Club back after a year.Let's celebrate my new found job.

http://www.maribellassociates.com/logo%20for%20pathmark.gif  :)

hahaha...I forgot all about the Howard Fun Club. ;D :D

hahaha...I forgot all about the Howard Fun Club. ;D :D


It was closed for about a year.

It was closed for about a year.


hahaah...and now it's back in business, huh?  Oh, btw...did you get to see Robin today?

hahaah...and now it's back in business, huh?  Oh, btw...did you get to see Robin today?


Yes.Like My Mother said that You're on a roller coaster relationship with her.She loves you,she hates you,she wants full time,she's confused,she doesn't know whether to break up or continue to see me,she wants marriage,she wants an apartment.I have a guarantee towards the end of 2007,her Parents are going to be all over her ass and yell at her to break up with me again but this time I won't allow it.I want to be the one to take care of her emotionally and physically cause I love her a lot and I want to see the best for the both of us.I'm giving her a reason to stay with me and not look anywhere else.

Yes.Like My Mother said that You're on a roller coaster relationship with her.She loves you,she hates you,she wants full time,she's confused,she doesn't know whether to break up or continue to see me,she wants marriage,she wants an apartment.I have a guarantee towards the end of 2007,her Parents are going to be all over her ass and yell at her to break up with me again but this time I won't allow it.I want to be the one to take care of her emotionally and physically cause I love her a lot and I want to see the best for the both of us.I'm giving her a reason to stay with me and not look anywhere else.



was she nice to you today, Howard...or did she give you a hard time?

Yes And No.She knows that she's not going to be getting full time from me in a while since I just got this job and I need to wait about 6 months to a year to wait for full time depending on my job performance and how well I do at Pathmark.We know we want an apartment but Her And I are never going to be making 20K a year,It's impossible.We'll think of something when the time comes.  ;)

Yes And No.She knows that she's not going to be getting full time from me in a while since I just got this job and I need to wait about 6 months to a year to wait for full time depending on my job performance and how well I do at Pathmark.We know we want an apartment but Her And I are never going to be making 20K a year,It's impossible.We'll think of something when the time comes.  ;)



she needs to chill out..and be happy that you are at least working. ;)

She said that since her parents are nervous that means she's nervous so it runs in the family.I know I can take care of her emotionally and physically but financially I can't right now.I will continue to give her money for gas when she drives again that's one way I'll be able to help her but anything else I can't,That's up to her Mother And Father.But she needs to support my goal and I'll support her goal.I gave her a reason to stick with me and to not look anywhere else on match or jmatch.Let's hope this relationship in 2007 lasts without any struggle or strife. :) 

She said that since her parents are nervous that means she's nervous so it runs in the family.I know I can take care of her emotionally and physically but financially I can't right now.I will continue to give her money for gas when she drives again that's one way I'll be able to help her but anything else I can't,That's up to her Mother And Father.But she needs to support my goal and I'll support her goal.I gave her a reason to stick with me and to not look anywhere else on match or jmatch.Let's hope this relationship in 2007 lasts without any struggle or strife.    :)

What's happening to the Howard Fun Club? >:(

Howard Fun Club is back in business and I'm inducting Alan into it.  ;)

Howard Fun Club is back in business and I'm inducting Alan into it.  ;)



oh man, this could be dangerous! ;D :D

oh man, this could be dangerous! ;D :D


I know, I haven't seen this post in 7 months.

Is there a subscription fee to join?

Howard Fun Club is back in business and I'm inducting Alan into it.  ;)


Eat your heart out .... I'm not one of your fans!

However .... if you ask VERY nicely .... I might consider inducting you into MY fanclub !  :P :D

Eat your heart out .... I'm not one of your fans!

However .... if you ask VERY nicely .... I might consider inducting you into MY fanclub !  :P :D
You have a club for your fans?

You have a club for your fans?


Who needs one? They're EVERYWHERE !  :D

Is there a subscription fee to join?


It's all FREE.

Eat your heart out .... I'm not one of your fans!

However .... if you ask VERY nicely .... I might consider inducting you into MY fanclub !  :P :D


The Alan Fun Club?  ::)

I didn't know we had fan clubs out here!

Is it anything like A.A., or something?

"Hi, I'm Hawk, and I'm a Howard addict..."

I didn't know we had fan clubs out here!

Is it anything like A.A., or something?

"Hi, I'm Hawk, and I'm a Howard addict..."


To be totally honest .. I didn't know this thread existed till about the time I posted in it ... yet it's obviously been around a year or two !  :-\\

Now, having found it .... I'm not so sure I'm glad ....  ::)  :-X

Hey, Howard .... you sure that guest who started this thread wasn't YOU under another name ? No?  ???  Ok, confess, how much did you pay him !  :P

Hey, Howard .... you sure that guest who started this thread wasn't YOU under another name ? No?  ???  Ok, confess, how much did you pay him !   :P

Was it fit-ty cent?

I am kinda afraid to ask but...Is there any free stuff for joining?

I am kinda afraid to ask but...Is there any free stuff for joining?


Depends.....d'ya want the picture of Howard in his Under-Roos, or the funny rubber statue of Howard riding a baguette from Au Bon Pain?

I am kinda afraid to ask but...Is there any free stuff for joining?


Boycott the 'Howard Fun Club'  >:( . Join the 'Mr. Mister' fan club.  :)  I bribe every new member with their OWN free virtual  fan !  ;D

http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_9979.png http://bestanimations.com/HomeOffice/Fans/Fan-06.-june.gif


Match that, Howard !  :P :D

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mnLgx1HuKkAuzejzbkF/SIG=133v4os4i/EXP=1193203019/**http%3A//www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/18/Howard_Dean_narrowweb__200x233.jpg

whoopsy daisy, wrong Howard  :-[

To be totally honest .. I didn't know this thread existed till about the time I posted in it ... yet it's obviously been around a year or two !  :-\\

Now, having found it .... I'm not so sure I'm glad ....  ::)  :-X

Hey, Howard .... you sure that guest who started this thread wasn't YOU under another name ? No?  ???  Ok, confess, how much did you pay him !   :P


I don't know who started this thread.

I am kinda afraid to ask but...Is there any free stuff for joining?


I don't have any free stuff! >:(

Depends.....d'ya want the picture of Howard in his Under-Roos, or the funny rubber statue of Howard riding a baguette from Au Bon Pain?


or a Creme De Fleur.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mnLgx1HuKkAuzejzbkF/SIG=133v4os4i/EXP=1193203019/**http%3A//www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/18/Howard_Dean_narrowweb__200x233.jpg

whoopsy daisy, wrong Howard  :-[


I think we can teach Howard to do the "Dean Scream".

I think we can teach Howard to do the "Dean Scream".
somebody please photoshop Howards face onto this pic  :D

somebody please photoshop Howards face onto this pic  :D


I don't have photoshop but Patty'll probably see that it gets done.

I don't have photoshop but Patty'll probably see that it gets done.
oh yeah, Patty and Jason both have the necessary skills. that would be a good one and if we can also get a sound bite of the famous scream

somebody please photoshop Howards face onto this pic  :D


Please,By All means.  ;D

Please,By All means.  ;D


As long as we keep it ALL about HOWARD .... and I understand EXACTLY where you are coming from (you bastard! ... how dare you take the attention away from ME  :P  ;) ;D).

May I present:

"The Howard Fun Club Theme Song"

Who's the sex-crazed funster here? You know who you are!
H-o-dubbya, A-r-d, S-t-a-rr!

May I present:

"The Howard Fun Club Theme Song"

Who's the sex-crazed funster here? You know who you are!
H-o-dubbya, A-r-d, S-t-a-rr!


You forgot the over emphasized YEA!!! at the end. :)

As if I can ever refuse a challenge...

http://www.marriedadults.com/howarddeanscreamaudio141jqd4.mp3

As if I can ever refuse a challenge...

http://www.marriedadults.com/howarddeanscreamaudio141jqd4.mp3
;D   ;D   ;D   ;D    you totally rock patty. that's perfect. 
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22207;image

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Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.


whoa!! I just noticed Howard and my avatar Freddie Mercury are looking very unusual together 

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22207;imagehttp://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_4987.png 




Maybe they were going to spar a few rounds...

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22207;image

http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_4987.png 


Maybe they were going to spar a few rounds...
that or Howard was trying to imitate Freddie

That is a possibility...

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22209;imagehttp://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_4987.png

As if I can ever refuse a challenge...

http://www.marriedadults.com/howarddeanscreamaudio141jqd4.mp3


I wonder I'm saying in this photo? ;D

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22207;imagehttp://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_4987.png 




Maybe they were going to spar a few rounds...


I'd kick his butt. ;D

I wonder I'm saying in this photo? ;D


There is an audio link in that very post of what you were saying.  ;)

There is an audio link in that very post of what you were saying.  ;)



I heard it. ;D

As if I can ever refuse a challenge...

http://www.marriedadults.com/howarddeanscreamaudio141jqd4.mp3


I love the Dean scream, thank you!!! :)

Is everyone having FUN? ;D

Is everyone having FUN? ;D



Nope, not until someone douses you with silly string then we'll be having FUN. :)

Wow that was incredibly cathartic.

Hey you guys, cut that out.

Thank Gaud Howard isn't posted on the "Rocky Horror" thread!

Thank Gaud Howard isn't posted on the "Rocky Horror" thread!
The Rocky Howard Thread?

The Rocky Howard Thread?


The Rocky Howard Horror thread!

The Rocky Howard Horror thread!
Horror? It will be a real shocker!

Wow that was incredibly cathartic.


I look like I'm wearing a spider web. ;D

The Rocky Howard Horror thread!


Oh jeez,Don't tell me you're going to put my face on Frank N Furter's body? :o   ;D

Oh jeez,Don't tell me you're going to put my face on Frank N Furter's body? :o   ;D
I have not seen anything of that nature yet.

Thank Gaud Howard isn't posted on the "Rocky Horror" thread!



The Rocky Howard Thread?


Or the Rocky Howard ?





















http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/900/rockyhowardkv3.jpg

(Yeah, admittedly rank  amateur effort ... but I AM a rank  amateur ..  :-[  :P  ;D ).

Anyhow, if Howard ever gets to look like that .... I will call him 'Sir' .. and ask 'You wanted it when' ? Right away, right away ... just please don't hit me !  :D

Or the Rocky Howard ?





















http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/900/rockyhowardkv3.jpg

(Yeah, admittedly rank  amateur effort ... but I AM a rank  amateur ..  :-[  :P  ;D ).

Anyhow, if Howard ever gets to look like that .... I will call him 'Sir' .. and ask 'You wanted it when' ? Right away, right away ... just please don't hit me !  :D
...and for Rocky Howard II?

Hey you guys, cut that out.


Spoil sport.

*nails Max with silly string* ;D ;D ;D

is  The Howard Fun Club  really that much fun?

I have not seen anything of that nature yet.



Good,and I hope you don't.

Or the Rocky Howard ?





















http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/900/rockyhowardkv3.jpg

(Yeah, admittedly rank  amateur effort ... but I AM a rank  amateur ..  :-[  :P  ;D ).

Anyhow, if Howard ever gets to look like that .... I will call him 'Sir' .. and ask 'You wanted it when' ? Right away, right away ... just please don't hit me !  :D


I can't be that strong. ;D

is  The Howard Fun Club  really that much fun?


up until the hot girls arrive.

up until the hot girls arrive.
does the fun stop when they arrive

Who's the leader of the club, that's made for you and me?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xW3OCRHWCEBPzujzbkF/SIG=133smtfl8/EXP=1193642551/**http%3A//artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mickey-Mouse---Spotlight-Poster-C10289508.jpeg

A little tired tonight, but I am still working on Howard Mouse

does the fun stop when they arrive



http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kidthqXxL.jpg


Ah,Here comes one now..Come In Rebecca. ;)^

*drools*

A little tired tonight, but I am still working on Howard Mouse


You forgot the black nose.

A little tired tonight, but I am still working on Howard Mouse
that's excellent patty. thanks a bunch for making Howard look so cute  ;D 

Rebecca looks a little underdressed to me.  ;D 

that's excellent patty. thanks a bunch for making Howard look so cute  ;D 


You are quite welcome Mike.  Anytime.  :)  Glad you liked him.

Rebecca looks a little underdressed to me.   ;D 
I think she had clothes on until Howard undressed her with his eyes, that naughty boy. now I can see her as he does


You are quite welcome Mike.  Anytime.  :)  Glad you liked him.
I do like it, just what I was looking for, and sorry to request the photoshop work at a time where you were'nt feeling to energetic. I probably need to learn how to do it myself

We need that photo of Howard dressed as "Frank N. Furter".

We need that photo of Howard dressed as "Frank N. Furter".


I would love to see it myself. ;D

I think she had clothes on until Howard undressed her with his eyes, that naughty boy. now I can see her as he does
I do like it, just what I was looking for, and sorry to request the photoshop work at a time where you were'nt feeling to energetic. I probably need to learn how to do it myself



Not my fault she's not wearing much clothes. ::) ;D

Not my fault she's not wearing much clothes. ::) ;D
I'm sure she was wearing clothes before you started staring at her  ???

I'm sure she was wearing clothes before you started staring at her  ???


Maybe she didn't understand that there is a dress code for Howard Fun Club.  ;D

I should photoshop some clothes on the poor girl before she catches cold.

I'm sure she was wearing clothes before you started staring at her  ???


No she arrived at my doorstep looking like that.

Maybe she didn't understand that there is a dress code for Howard Fun Club.  ;D

I should photoshop some clothes on the poor girl before she catches cold.


You wouldn't want her boobs to catch cold. ;D

Is the membership of The Howard Fun Club diminishing?

Is the membership of The Howard Fun Club diminishing?


No It's all free.

Dammit, where's Howard N. Furter? >:( ;D >:( :D

Dammit, where's Howard N. Furter? >:( ;D >:( :D


I think Howard misunderstood you and came dressed as a Nathan hot dog...

I think Howard misunderstood you and came dressed as a Nathan hot dog...

Maybe, but Rocky Horror Howards would be better.

(That, and it would piss off the anti-Rocky people on this board... 8))

I think Howard misunderstood you and came dressed as a Nathan hot dog...



I am a big hot dog. ;D

Let's compete to see who's club is better. ;D

Let's compete to see who's club is better. ;D


I used to think this read "The Howard FAN club"  :-little  ego can handle that !  ;D 


'Mister's' always on the lookout for 'fun' here !




As for the 'better' club ?  :-\\  ... may the best person win ? ( as long as their first name is 'Mr' ... and their last name sounds the same ?  ??? ).  :P

Rebecca looks a little underdressed to me.   ;D 


Rubbish....she's just right! :-*

Rebecca looks a little underdressed to me.   ;D 
Rebecca who?

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kidthqXxL.jpg


Ah,Here comes one now..Come In Rebecca. ;)^

*drools*


This is Rebecca  :-*

Why don't we invite Rebecca into the Alan FUN club? ;D

Why don't we invite Rebecca into the Alan FUN club? ;D
Can she serve the drinks at the Happy Hour Bar?

The penultimate post ......... before my '5000 th' ......... this is IT !  :o



How to celebrate . ........... WHERE to celebrate ..... WHAT to celebrate ........ what to say ?  ???




These are the imponderable ponderables !  :(




Will  there be fireworks ? Will there be a big explosion ? Will the world still be here ? Will any of us be here ?




??? :-\\ :\'(

The penultimate post ......... before my '5000 th' ......... this is IT !  :o



How to celebrate . ........... WHERE to celebrate ..... WHAT to celebrate ........ what to say ?  ???




These are the imponderable ponderables !  :(




Will  there be fireworks ? Will there be a big explosion ? Will the world still be here ? Will any of us be here ?




??? :-\\ :\'(
I am waiting for the shockwaves of the explosion

I am waiting for the shockwaves of the explosion


.... and I am awaiting the 'promised' ? karma........ from a certain .......



Yeah..... also figuring that if it arrives .. . and I post another 5000 .......... I can 'earn' another one ! YAY ! 


:P ;D

Can she serve the drinks at the Happy Hour Bar?



She sure can. ;)

I am waiting for the shockwaves of the explosion


shockwaves of explosion...IN MY PANTS. ;D

.... and I am awaiting the 'promised' ? karma........ from a certain .......



Yeah..... also figuring that if it arrives .. . and I post another 5000 .......... I can 'earn' another one ! YAY ! 


:P ;D




He's off the hook ! It did arrive ! (well, knock me over with a feather ?).  :o



I am looking forward to my 10,000 th post ?  8)



Alright ...... I MIGHT post in this thread again !  At no charge !  :P  ;D

He's off the hook ! It did arrive ! (well, knock me over with a feather ?).  :o



I am looking forward to my 10,000 th post ?  8)



Alright ...... I MIGHT post in this thread again !  At no charge !   :P  ;D



free of charge?

free of charge?


Howard likes free ?  ??? I like free !  :)  We ALL like free !  8)




































http://eil.com/newgallery/Free-All-Right-Now-320421.jpg


Yep !  ::)    'Alright now !'      :P    ;D

Howard likes free ?   ??? I like free !   :)  We ALL like free !   8)




































http://eil.com/newgallery/Free-All-Right-Now-320421.jpg


Yep !   ::)    'Alright now !'      :P    ;D
If not free, cheap?

If not free, cheap?



Well there's cheap ... and then there's .......










































http://www.middleoftheroadpopgroup.com/images/seventies/chirpy_cheep_small.jpg
:-[ ::) :-[

Well there's cheap ... and then there's .......










































http://www.middleoftheroadpopgroup.com/images/seventies/chirpy_cheep_small.jpg
:-[ ::) :-[
That is cheap enough for me.

I should rename this The Howard Birthday Club. ;D

I should rename this The Howard Birthday Club. ;D
It is tomorrow?

It is tomorrow?


Yes and will be 34,would you believe it? Time goes by so quickly,I wish I was in my 20's.

I should rename this The Howard Birthday Club. ;D




I do believe you are the only Howard on this board ? Does the thread then get much use if we only use it to celebrate your birthday once a year ? Or are we celebrating anyone's birthday in it ?  ???




In any case .... that would mean you got us into this thread under false pretences. Expect to hear from our lawyers !  >:(





































http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/20017.jpg/250px-20017.jpg
Shame Johnnie Cochran's no longer available !  :\'(

Birthday Cake tomorrow in the HFC. :)

Birthday Cake tomorrow in the HFC. :)


Can you fit ALL those candles on to your cake ? Are you bringing your own rocking chair ?  :P  ;D

Can you fit ALL those candles on to your cake ? Are you bringing your own rocking chair ?   :P  ;D


No I don't have a rocking chair.

No I don't have a rocking chair.


???



YOU should !






http://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik22.gifHoward,The Jamminoldies Guy

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/804.gifI Love Music!









So you can 'Rock on !'  :P

Wow, a bit of a blast from the past here, lol - it must be because I replied to it about 3 years ago.  ;D

Wow, a bit of a blast from the past here, lol - it must be because I replied to it about 3 years ago.  ;D


Have you found your 'guest' post ?



BTW feel free to PM me ..... I'd be interested to know why you left before ....

Are there special offers on this day?

Are there special offers on this day?


50% off of The Howard Fun Club.

50% off of The Howard Fun Club.
Only if you apply on the day?

Only if you apply on the day?


Yes I get to take 50% off...(No,Not that). ;D

Yes I get to take 50% off...(No,Not that). ;D
Can I get to chose which 50% I can have off?

Can I get to chose which 50% I can have off?


You mean,my 50% or your 50%?

You mean,my 50% or your 50%?
The 50% of the costs for membership.

The 50% of the costs for membership.


This conversation is getting confusing :-\\

This conversation is getting confusing :-\\
I wonder what Howard will make of this?

I wonder what Howard will make of this?


Doesn't he get confused by the first  twentieth  post ?    ???  :-X

I wonder what Howard will make of this?

I'm guessing he'll only understand 50% of it........

I wonder what Howard will make of this?


I don't know,what do you want me to say?

I don't know,what do you want me to say?
Give it a try.

Doesn't he get confused by the first  twentieth   post ?    ???  :-X


or maybe thirtieth or fortieth post. ;D

Give it a try.


free birthday cake with every post you make. ;D

free birthday cake with every post you make. ;D


Yum yum !

free birthday cake with every post you make. ;D
Is it a whole birthday cake or just a slice?

Is it a whole birthday cake or just a slice?


A slice of cake(butter cream flavor).

A slice of cake(butter cream flavor).


Just stay away from MY cake you cheeky blighters....... >:(

A slice of cake(butter cream flavor).


< Looks at beer gut ..... Yeah, Howard ..... I think I can find room ..... in THIS instance !

< Looks at beer gut ..... Yeah, Howard ..... I think I can find room ..... in THIS instance !


Want some coffee too?

Just stay away from MY cake you cheeky blighters....... >:(
Howard's cake has no strawberries on it.

Howard's cake has no strawberries on it.


But it does have chocolate on it.

Howard's cake has no strawberries on it.



I warned once already ...STAY AWAY FROM THE STRAWBERRIES!!!!!

Want some coffee too?
...any tea available?

I warned once already ...STAY AWAY FROM THE STRAWBERRIES!!!!!

The cream on your cake looks delicious?

The cream on your cake looks delicious?


How do I remove someone else's cake post pic?  It's coming to the end of my birthday and I no longer wish to share my cake.

Sorry Howard for upsetting your fun club thread ;)

Is there a picture of Howard's borithday cake?

Is there a picture of Howard's borithday cake?


Gee, I'm sorry ..I must have eaten Howard's cake by mistake ::)

Is there a picture of Howard's brithday cake?


Sorry,no pictures.

...any tea available?


Sure,have a cup.

Gee, I'm sorry ..I must have eaten Howard's cake by mistake ::)
Is there a picture of the empty plate?

Is there a picture of the empty plate?


probably a half a slice by now.

There has not been much movement after we have all eaten Howard's birthday cake.

There has not been much movement after we have all eaten Howard's birthday cake.


Poor Howard....there's not much movement!  ......(just a nasty rumour)......... ;)

Poor Howard....there's not much movement!  ......(just a nasty rumour)......... ;)
He needs another day to muster him up?

He needs another day to muster him up?


Hmmm. there are a few subtle meanings for the word 'muster' ...in this case the meaning could be

.....to measure up to a certain standard; be adequate: Your grades don't pass muster.

Hmmm. there are a few subtle meanings for the word 'muster' ...in this case the meaning could be

.....to measure up to a certain standard; be adequate: Your grades don't pass muster.




Harumph !  >:(


What you doing in THIS club gibbo ... and Phil ..... for that matter ....  ???





After Howard's comments in THAT club  >:( ....







Where's the dancing girls in this stupid club! >:(




I reckon we should ALL boycott THIS club !  >:(


This one just doesn't pass 'muster'. >:(





The one that does is    :) ....










'Muster Muster fan club !'  :P










  :D ;D :D

Harumph !   >:(


What you doing in THIS club gibbo ... and Phil ..... for that matter ....   ???





After Howard's comments in THAT club   >:( ....








I reckon we should ALL boycott THIS club !   >:(


This one just doesn't pass 'muster'. >:(





The one that does is    :) ....










'Muster Muster fan club !'   :P










  :D ;D :D
We shall muster there  instead.

We shall muster there  instead.


Yay ! That' ll teach him.  >:(



Of course, we might occasionally take pity on him, and post in here too  ;)  :P  ;D

Yay ! That' ll teach him.   >:(



Of course, we might occasionally take pity on him, and post in here too   ;)  :P   ;D


I thought this was the 'Be kind to strange New York guy club'  ....You mean to say we are supposed to be having FUN?  To quote a really strange fellow....WHERE ARE THE DANCING GIRLS IN THIS STUPID CLUB?

There has not been much movement after we have all eaten Howard's birthday cake.


I didn't like the cake anyway.

I thought this was the 'Be kind to strange New York guy club'  ....You mean to say we are supposed to be having FUN?  To quote a really strange fellow....WHERE ARE THE DANCING GIRLS IN THIS STUPID CLUB?


Sorry,They were arrested. ;D

Sorry,They were arrested. ;D


Damn...they muster have been really good/bad girls.  ::)  Sorry I missed them..... :\'(

What else you got in here for your guests Howard. You know....to stop us defecting to another fun club.......

Damn...they muster have been really good/bad girls.  ::)   Sorry I missed them..... :\'(

What else you got in here for your guests Howard. You know....to stop us defecting to another fun club.......


nothing much at the moment.

nothing much at the moment.


So now it's just 'The Howard Club'....doesn't have the same ring to it.

So now it's just 'The Howard Club'....doesn't have the same ring to it.


See the new name above.^

See the new name above.^


Is it even safe to be typing to you?

Is it even safe to be typing to you?


Yes,no problem,Gibbo. ;D

Is it fun you are after?

Is it fun you are after?


I love fun.

I love fun.
...or just seeking a good time?

...or just seeking a good time?


A little bit of both. ;)

Hmmmm...... Guess there's noone here to have any fun with? :-[

Hmmmm...... Guess there's noone here to have any fun with? :-[
Yeap, totally empty here.

Can I join the fan club?

Can I join the fan club?
Can you cope with all the fun here?

Can you cope with all the fun here?


I can certainly try.

Can I join the fan club?


It'll cost ya.

It'll cost ya.
It is a fun club, not a fan club?

It is a fun club, not a fan club?


Sometimes money will cost you in order to have fun.

Sometimes money will cost you in order to have fun.
More money spent, the more fun will be had.

It'll cost ya.


I don't have a lot of money, but I can think of other forms of payment

It'll cost ya.
Can  it be paid virtually?

I don't have a lot of money, but I can think of other forms of payment


How about it Howard?  All donations accepted?

Can I join the fan club?


Hey, what you doing in THIS club, Bill ? Oh .... I 'forgot' .... you two are an 'item' ...  :-X




Well, I'm definitely not as young as Howard  :-Be there or be square!

;D

How about it Howard?   All donations accepted?


25 dollar donation,all donations go to The Howard Fun Club Society where we help call girls get back on the streets again. ;D

Can  it be paid virtually?


Sure,why not.

Sure,why not.
Virtually done then.

Virtually done then.


Sounds like there's no REAL fun to be had here.......... :(

Sounds like there's no REAL fun to be had here.......... :(




You've got to admire his audacity though ... to think he could take on THAT club !  :P ;D

Sounds like there's no REAL fun to be had here.......... :(
The fun is only virtual.

The fun is only virtual.



The laughs I've had in the past hour are not though ..... close to a heart attack !  :D ;D

The laughs I've had in the past hour are not though ..... close to a heart attack !   :D ;D
You better take one of those little pills.

The laughs I've had in the past hour are not though ..... close to a heart attack !   :D ;D


It's okay .......it's only a virtual heart attack!! ;D

It's okay .......it's only a virtual heart attack!! ;D



I suspect tonight, I've probably laughed more than you, gents .....  :-[


Seem to be less manic now .... coming down, coming down. Think I could be up for another 20 odd mins or so, then call it a night. So much I really SHOULD be doing ...  :-X  :-[

I suspect tonight, I've probably laughed more than you, gents .....  :-[


Seem to be less manic now .... coming down, coming down. Think I could be up for another 20 odd mins or so, then call it a night. So much I really SHOULD be doing ...   :-X  :-[
A virtual goodnight to you.

The laughs I've had in the past hour are not though ..... close to a heart attack !   :D ;D


Have a heart attack in your club stay out of mine. >:(

Have a heart attack in your club stay out of mine. >:(


Dem's ^  'fighting words' ?

Dem's ^  'fighting words' ?
Is this a health and safety issue?

Dem's ^  'fighting words' ?


You wanna fight for the better club? >:(

You wanna fight for the better club? >:(


No contest ! I declare, 'no contest' !  :P ;D

No contest ! I declare, 'no contest' !  :P ;D


Wanna make this one club and call it The Alan Howard Fun Club? ;D

Wanna make this one club and call it The Alan Howard Fun Club? ;D

http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gifSee, he threw in the towel VERY quickly. Knew he was on a hiding to nothing !

http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gifSee, he threw in the towel VERY quickly. Knew he was on a hiding to nothing !


I don't give up that easily.

When does the fun start?

When does the fun start?


8 Oclock tonight but I'll be offline at that time.

8 Oclock tonight but I'll be offline at that time.
So you will not be here for the fun?

So you will not be here for the fun?



Well I'm here now.

Well I'm here now.
...but it is not 8 Oclock tonight

...but it is not 8 Oclock tonight


That was last night.

So am I ...






So ... where 's the fun ?  http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/sleepy.gif

So am I ...






So ... where 's the fun ?   http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/sleepy.gif




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She's right here. ;)

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She's right here. ;)


ewwww, girls... i don't like this club  8-P

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She's right here. ;)


It's okay Howard...she's the only thing keeping me here!!!  Bill will have to find SOMEONE else in here to have fun with........

ewwww, girls... i don't like this club  8-P


There you are Bill ! SEE ?


My clubs meant for ALL fun loving people, with no prejudice ..... and it's all laid on. What you got here ? Not a lot !














http://www.zincmedia.com.au/ebay/images/closing_down1.gif
Definitely not much fun in HERE !

















http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cbo/lowres/cbon41l.jpg
"I gotta go ! Which way to the 'Mister' club ?



:P







:D ;D :D

That was last night.
I missed it!

ewwww, girls... i don't like this club  8-P


Shut up,this is my club not yours. >:(

Shut up,this is my club not yours. >:(


Yeah...you tell him Howard. I'll provide back up if you need it..... but if you two start anything too freaky...I'm outta here!  :-\\

Shut up,this is my club not yours. >:(

Isn't male bonding lovely
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g83/Miss-Murder666/Avatars/thgilmoregirls2.gif

Isn't male bonding lovely
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g83/Miss-Murder666/Avatars/thgilmoregirls2.gif



and Bill wanted to bond SO badly !  :\'(










He was even prepared to whip up his own 'super glue' !  :\'(  :P  :D

and Bill wanted to bond SO badly !  :\'(










He was even prepared to whip up his own 'super glue' !   :\'(  :P  :D

I think Howard would rather be Super Glued to this :)
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x309/UMxxx/Wall-SPG-Wonder.jpg

I wouldn't mind being in a 'sticky situation' with her ^  either !

I wouldn't mind being in a 'sticky situation' with her ^  either !

Sticky situation like blowing Bubbles http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb300/2crunkk/bubblegumlove.gif :D

I think Howard would rather be Super Glued to this :)
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x309/UMxxx/Wall-SPG-Wonder.jpg


She can "glue" me anytime. ;)

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o75/wsmith4/IMG_39932.jpg

he can "glue" me anytime. ;)


I knew it!!!!!  Name the time & place.