The closest we can get to one of those is by buying up the contents of the local liquor store, and re-distilling it all 3 times.
I'm sure our friends will appreciate this.
How long does the distillation take, bearing in mind it will be 3x whatever the length will be?

For the whole she-bang: roughly 50 yrs., I figure.

In which case, I assume the sheer thought of waiting time makes you want another cuppa?

*offering Philip double Bergamot Earl Grey*

Is Alan going fruity on us?

*checking the sign, to see if it's changed to "The Blue Oyster Bar"*


::)

The 'cork' is well placed ... AND my back's to the wall .... for extra insurance !  :P ;D

For the whole she-bang: roughly 50 yrs., I figure.

In which case, I assume the sheer thought of waiting time makes you want another cuppa?

*offering Philip double Bergamot Earl Grey*
Thanks.

How long does it take to make and distill Calvados?

We need a supply of pretzels here!

We need a supply of pretzels here!



Good thinking Howard.  A case of (?)




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Yes, and a 'steam powered dildo' for Howard !  :o :P ;D

I'd like a strawberry daiquiri.

Yeah, who's on duty for today, anyway?
I'm temporarily out of action.

I could use a Hot Toddy, myself.

Good thinking Howard.  A case of (?)




http://www.broberg.pp.se/images/pretzel.gif


Yes, and a 'steam powered dildo' for Howard !  :o :P ;D


Dildo? What the F do I need a dildo for? That one's for my girlfriend. *ZING*!  ;D ;)

Dildo? What the F do I need a dildo for? That one's for my girlfriend. *ZING*!  ;D ;)


Steely Dan
In an era of outrageous band names, they chose 'Steely Dan' from the steam-powered dildo in William Burroughs' novel "The Naked Lunch". ...

Now we know?

I Shot The Sheriff.....

Step-chan's eye glow for some reason after drinking a strange drink, he starts talking

Hmm...  Down here, you'll see a big, empty room where you'll meet up with Alena and a small group of ilk.  She refuses to join up with you, preferring to instead walk around in circles with her friends.  Her father was right- all Alena wanted to do was run off and get high somewhere.  I guess this explains why he always sent Cristo and Brey after her...

Still babbling

Another land, another shift in monster activity...  As we've already established, however, when Nara and Mara can pulverize them before they get a chance to move, you're really probably not even going to be paying much attention at all to whatever it is whose a** you happen to be kicking.  Hell, by this point in the game, I've started fights with road signs and cardboard boxes and messed them up pretty bad before I even realized that they probably weren't going to fight back.

Still babbling

And then....

Tea please?

French Vanilla Cappuchino.

Step-chan's eye glow for some reason after drinking a strange drink, he starts talking

Hmm...  Down here, you'll see a big, empty room where you'll meet up with Alena and a small group of ilk.  She refuses to join up with you, preferring to instead walk around in circles with her friends.  Her father was right- all Alena wanted to do was run off and get high somewhere.  I guess this explains why he always sent Cristo and Brey after her...

Still babbling

Another land, another shift in monster activity...  As we've already established, however, when Nara and Mara can pulverize them before they get a chance to move, you're really probably not even going to be paying much attention at all to whatever it is whose a** you happen to be kicking.  Hell, by this point in the game, I've started fights with road signs and cardboard boxes and messed them up pretty bad before I even realized that they probably weren't going to fight back.

Still babbling

And then....



Oh no.  Bartender flag him.  Someone figure out what he just drank.

Oh no.  Bartender flag him.  Someone figure out what he just drank.


I'm back to normal...

Oh, BTW... I got that from a video game faq.(Copy and paste)

I'm back to normal...

Oh, BTW... I got that from a video game faq.(Copy and paste)


That's good.  Here have some schnapps.

Apparently you're not too drunk to cut and paste.

Damn, am I pulling double duty here?

*filling all orders*

Who the hell is supposed to relieve me?

Damn, am I pulling double duty here?

*filling all orders*

Who the hell is supposed to relieve me?


I thought Bookmistressforever was scheduled.  Remember I got yelled at for putting too much booze in the mixed drinks.

I thought Bookmistressforever was scheduled.  Remember I got yelled at for putting too much booze in the mixed drinks.


When was this, and where was I?

When was this, and where was I?



And how many fingers am I holding up?

None- they are attached to your hand.

None- they are attached to your hand.


You don't know that. ;D

You don't know that. ;D


Well- if they're not, then you're sitting on them.

You don't know that. ;D
It is a handy place to have your fingers?

Well- if they're not, then you're sitting on them.


Oh crap. :o How'd you know?  ???

When was this, and where was I?


Back when Howard was hanging from the ceiling fan and you were trying to get him down.

Someone complained that the rum and Coke I gave them tasted like cough syrup. ::)

Back when Howard was hanging from the ceiling fan and you were trying to get him down.

Someone complained that the rum and Coke I gave them tasted like cough syrup. ::)



What was I doing there?

That's good.  Here have some schnapps.

Apparently you're not too drunk to cut and paste.


There was a couple of other parts I could have added to, it was taking too long to find one.

There was a couple of other parts I could have added to, it was taking too long to find one.


You're drunk alright. ;D

What was I doing there?


I don't know.  I'm still trying to figure it out myself.

You're drunk alright. ;D


Step-chan casts Blazemost!

Max Hardcore suffers 198 damage!

Max Hardcore is defeated.

Step-chan gets 50 experience and 1 gold. :P :D

And here I was, thinking I'd give ol' Steppie a shot at bartending.....

No More Georgia Moon.....For That Boy!

Hello...My name is Luka and I live on the 2nd Floor.

I don't know.  I'm still trying to figure it out myself.



Was I naked?

Was I naked?
I do not know, but was you happy?

Was I naked?


No, but you were yelling something about being King.

I thought Bookmistressforever was scheduled.  Remember I got yelled at for putting too much booze in the mixed drinks.


Sorry, I thought you knew I had called in sick.  Been sick the past couple days and not been able to drag myself here for very long.

Sleep has been my friend. 

I'll make it up to you guys soon as I feel better.

Sorry, I thought you knew I had called in sick.  Been sick the past couple days and not been able to drag myself here for very long.

Sleep has been my friend. 

I'll make it up to you guys soon as I feel better.


Feel better soon. :)

Don't worry about us, we know how to get into the basement.

Hello...My name is Luka and I live on the 2nd Floor.
wasn't Luka abused, although others say he was just different  :(
irregardless, drink up my boy!


Sorry, I thought you knew I had called in sick.  Been sick the past couple days and not been able to drag myself here for very long.

Sleep has been my friend. 

I'll make it up to you guys soon as I feel better.
sleep is a good friend, helps your body to do it's thing and fight whatever it is you have. take care P and get well

Thanks Kathie!


Looks like I've missed a whole heck of a lot over the past few days on this board, I best get caught up on my reading!

I love the smell of Earl Grey in the morning.

Can I change the channel on the widescreen TV?  I'm sick of watching Spike TV. 8-P

Can I change the channel on the widescreen TV?  I'm sick of watching Spike TV. 8-P
What is on?

What is on?


A&E always has something good on.

I've just had enough of South Park.

What is on?
change it to the Mexican channel. chicks in bikinis dancing at the outdoor club

change it to the Mexican channel. chicks in bikinis dancing at the outdoor club
When does the beach volleyball start?

When does the beach volleyball start?
;D not sure, I think it's over

;D not sure, I think it's over
Over on another channel?

Over on another channel?
maybe

singing

I don't want relationship
I just want bang bang bang
I don't want to know your name
I just want bang bang bang
I don't want to meet your mom
I just want bang bang bang

gimme a Long Island tea, hold the long island

singing

I don't want relationship
I just want bang bang bang
I don't want to know your name
I just want bang bang bang
I don't want to meet your mom
I just want bang bang bang




Aah. The things I do for my fellow board members.

Ok Step-Chan .... I've gotten these young kids onto it. They reckon they know a lady that will fit the bill just fine.

Oh, here they come with your perfect date !
















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:P

;) ;D

*singing*

My name is Puka...I had something bad to eat.
I don't know if it's canned or fried....it might be somethin' new I've tried.
If you hear something late at night...some kind of heave, some kind of (hwuuuuwh)-
Just don't ask me what I ate. Just don't ask me what I ate....just don't ask me what I ate.

*singing*

I met her in a Wal-Mart down in old Chico
Where  prices are right, and yer dad can get round in a stroller .... str ...str..str... stroller
She walked up to me and she let one drop
I didn't ask her her name cos I knew it was Lola ... la-la -la -lola, stink stink stinky lo-la

*singing*

I met her in a Wal-Mart down in old Chico
Where  prices are right, and yer dad can get round in a stroller .... str ...str..str... stroller
She walked up to me and she let one drop
I didn't ask her her name cos I knew it was Lola ... la-la -la -lola, stink stink stinky lo-la


OMG....that is hugh-larry-ass!

I do not know, but was you happy?


I was happy being naked.

No, but you were yelling something about being King.


King Of the nakedness?

Who switched the television off?

Who switched the television off?


Oh,Were you watching something?

Oh,Were you watching something?
No, waiting for something to come on.

No, waiting for something to come on.



What's good on TV?

What's good on TV?
Not much.

Not much.


especially Sunday.

If there's no Saints football or decent Cricket (nudge-nudge), then we're stuck with International Music, I'm afraid.

If there's no Saints football or decent Cricket (nudge-nudge), then we're stuck with International Music, I'm afraid.



What kind?

Aah. The things I do for my fellow board members.

Ok Step-Chan .... I've gotten these young kids onto it. They reckon they know a lady that will fit the bill just fine.

Oh, here they come with your perfect date !
















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:P

;) ;D



:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Funny... I have a leftover song fragment/idea based on that sort of thing.

Can you guess the title?  :D

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Funny... I have a leftover song fragment/idea based on that sort of thing.

Can you guess the title?  :D


I'd hate to be wrong. Can you tell us ?

As for that 'lady' ... sorry if she's not entirely satisfactory .... missing glasses and those animal ears.

I do believe her to be a virgin though .... so ... be gentle with her. If you're a bit too rough ... I can probably arrange a puncture repair kit !

I'd hate to be wrong. Can you tell us ?

As for that 'lady' ... sorry if she's not entirely satisfactory .... missing glasses and those animal ears.

I do believe her to be a virgin though .... so ... be gentle with her. If you're a bit too rough ... I can probably arrange a puncture repair kit !


Well, balloons aren't my type...  ::)

As for the title:

B*** ** Doll

Well, balloons aren't my type...  ::)

As for the title:

B*** ** Doll


I did suspect that would be part of the title.

< Prepares to forward ^ a relevant image (via PM)  that just wouldn't (unfortunately) be allowed on this site ... (sent to me by the infamous Mr. T)

And now, Howard will sing "My Girlfriend Is Inflatable", to the tune of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible".

If there's no Saints football or decent Cricket (nudge-nudge), then we're stuck with International Music, I'm afraid.
Then international music it shall be.

And now, Howard will sing "My Girlfriend Is Inflatable", to the tune of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible".


No,It'll be the instrumental kind.

If there's no Saints football or decent Cricket (nudge-nudge), then we're stuck with International Music, I'm afraid.


I can handle that. :)

How loud can we have the television?

How loud can we have the television?



pretty soft,people are working next door.

just a hot tea please, brewed for exactly 5 minutes

*passing out tea and fresh, out-of-the oven scones*

We really need to draw up a roster of who's tending when.

just a hot tea please, brewed for exactly 5 minutes


sugar and milk?

*passing out tea and fresh, out-of-the oven scones*

We really need to draw up a roster of who's tending when.
thanks and I prefer to just sit in my favorite booth and drink my beverage


sugar and milk?
some Splenda will be fine

*passing out tea and fresh, out-of-the oven scones*

We really need to draw up a roster of who's tending when.


You have any Grey Poupon?

You have any Grey Poupon?


Grey Poupon what?

Grey Poupon what?


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Oh, are you looking to cut it?

Oh, are you looking to cut it?


It's a mustard for pete's sake!  ::)

It's a mustard for pete's sake!  ::)

So, you can't cut the mustard?

And now, Howard will sing "My Girlfriend Is Inflatable", to the tune of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible".


Somebody did that sort of parody on Amiright to J Geils Band's "Centerfold".

I did suspect that would be part of the title.

< Prepares to forward ^ a relevant image (via PM)  that just wouldn't (unfortunately) be allowed on this site ... (sent to me by the infamous Mr. T)


Got it.

Got it.


He ... ('Mr. T' ) has now debuted on that 'other site' ... but rather a tame start.  :-\\  Hopefully, he'll pick up the pace ... / show you his arsenal. No ... I don't mean his 'boo-tay' as in his arse 'n all !  >:( ... I meant what he's got in his locker .... his lunch box (his 'lunch box' ?  :o ). Oh ! I give up !  >:(  ... Get your mind(s) out of the gutter !  :P :D ;D

So, you can't cut the mustard?
Any other forms of mustard available?

So, you can't cut the mustard?


In what way?

Any other forms of mustard available?


Honey Mustard is one of them.

Honey Mustard is one of them.
That may taste better.

In what way?


Yeesh!

He ... ('Mr. T' ) has now debuted on that 'other site' ... but rather a tame start.  :-\\  Hopefully, he'll pick up the pace ... / show you his arsenal. No ... I don't mean his 'boo-tay' as in his arse 'n all !  >:( ... I meant what he's got in his locker .... his lunch box (his 'lunch box' ?  :o ). Oh ! I give up !   >:(  ... Get your mind(s) out of the gutter !   :P :D ;D


That one song fragment I was talking was born at the same as another song during an improv when I was recording while playing guitar and singing. The other song is called "Back In My Day", which is a complete song(although only arounf 80 seconds in length) and is sort of a intentional joke song.

Is it time for tea?

Certainly.

Connor! The Ambassador's Morning Lift, please!

Will be ready in a few.

Certainly.

Connor! The Ambassador's Morning Lift, please!

Will be ready in a few.
Thanks!

We need some Party Mix over here.

Is it time for tea?


And crumpets.

And crumpets.
With Strawberry Jam please.

Did he say Tea & Strumpets?

Did he say Tea & Strumpets?
No, Crumpets.

I prefer scones, actually.

I prefer scones, actually.
... with clotted cream and jam?

... with clotted cream and jam?


*a la Homer Simpson*

Mmmmm. Clotted cream and jam.....*drooolll*

*a la Homer Simpson*

Mmmmm. Clotted cream and jam.....*drooolll*


Known as 'Devonshire tea' over in the UK. Some of the clotted cream over there is 'out of this world'.


http://www.ozbird.com/oz/OzCulture/oz_culture/dishes/scones.jpg


Can I tempt you,  Wayne ?











http://www.izix.com/personal/travel/australia/images/WalendoDevonshireTea.jpg
For you,  Señor  Wayne.

clotted cream does not sound appealing. what is it?  when I hear the word clot, I think of blod clot, but that's just me.
it looks like whipped cream

Some years later ... in fact .... many years later ....

... there is a gathering of 'inthe00s' members for a 'devonshire tea' party .. and group pic.



Here they are ('Hawk, Howard, 'Quirk', 'Karen', Jessica, 'BookMistress', and 'ninny' ).


Smile everybody .... say 'Cheese' !























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clotted cream does not sound appealing. what is it?  when I hear the word clot, I think of blod clot, but that's just me.
it looks like whipped cream


I can assure you ... when it's good it's brilliant.

Here's a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clotted_cream

An extract from that link:

Clotted cream is a thick yellow cream made by heating unpasteurized cow's milk and then leaving it in shallow pans for several hours. During this time, the cream content rises to the surface and forms 'clots'. Clotted cream purists prefer the milk to come from cows in the West Country, mainly from Devon and Cornwall.

I can assure you ... when it's good it's brilliant.

Here's a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clotted_cream

An extract from that link:

Clotted cream is a thick yellow cream made by heating unpasteurized cow's milk and then leaving it in shallow pans for several hours. During this time, the cream content rises to the surface and forms 'clots'. Clotted cream purists prefer the milk to come from cows in the West Country, mainly from Devon and Cornwall.
thanks for the info Al, I'm sure I would like it, just the name throws me for a loop .

That photo shot of us in 30+ yrs.- I'm the one with hair. ;D

I can assure you ... when it's good it's brilliant.

Here's a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clotted_cream

An extract from that link:

Clotted cream is a thick yellow cream made by heating unpasteurized cow's milk and then leaving it in shallow pans for several hours. During this time, the cream content rises to the surface and forms 'clots'. Clotted cream purists prefer the milk to come from cows in the West Country, mainly from Devon and Cornwall.


Too right!  One of my fondest memories of England was having "cream tea"  There is a place here that you can buy it, but it isn't the same as having it right at the source.  I melt thinking of it 

Some years later ... in fact .... many years later ....

... there is a gathering of 'inthe00s' members for a 'devonshire tea' party .. and group pic.



Here they are ('Hawk, Howard, 'Quirk', 'Karen', Jessica, 'BookMistress', and 'ninny' ).


Smile everybody .... say 'Cheese' !























http://www.echonews.com/1130/images/lismore_herb_health_festival.jpg




I don't know which one is me?  ;D

Did he say Tea & Strumpets?


No,I said Tea with Trumpets!  ::)

No,I said Tea with Trumpets!  ::)


Teasing Strumpets?

Some years later ... in fact .... many years later ....

... there is a gathering of 'inthe00s' members for a 'devonshire tea' party .. and group pic.



Here they are ('Hawk, Howard, 'Quirk', 'Karen', Jessica, 'BookMistress', and 'ninny' ).


Smile everybody .... say 'Cheese' !























http://www.echonews.com/1130/images/lismore_herb_health_festival.jpg


Is that me on the computer behind the screens?

No,I said Tea with Trumpets!  ::)

Butt trumpets?

*Hic*

Runnlebizzalessass...............


*falls down*

*Hic*

Runnlebizzalessass...............


*falls down*


Maybe I shouldn't have moved that chair. :-\\

Ok,What the hell is this? Is this bird doody?  ::)  :P

Ok,What the hell is this? Is this bird doody?  ::)   :P

Well, you ARE the "Poomaster". :D

Well, you ARE the "Poomaster". :D

That's the name of a parody author on Amiright, if I remember correctly. ::)

That's the name of a parody author on Amiright, if I remember correctly. ::)


Yep....

Although that author stopped after 26 parodies.(I think, I'll go and check)

Where's the bottle of da good stuff?

Did he say Tea & Strumpets?


I thought he said tea with Muppets

http://www.cool-merchandise.com/acatalog/muppets-photo.jpg

which would be a REALLY REALLY cool thing to have!

Where's the bottle of da good stuff?


Sorry Wayne, we're running low, our shipment hasn't come in yet.


http://www.themacallan.com/img/shop/products/thumbs/GX6639A.jpghttp://www.themacallan.com/img/shop/products/SDGB0800.jpg

This is our last bottle.  Enjoy it.

*Hic*

Runnlebizzalessass...............


*falls down*
you sounded just like Bill Cosby there

Would someone please pass me a slippery nipple? ;D :D

Is it too late to order a steak from the kitchen?  I'm feeling carnivourus right now.  Hubby says it's too bad I'm not feeling a differnt kind of mourus right now (amourus - carnivourus)  ;)

Would someone please pass me a slippery nipple? ;D :D


I didn't know you swung that way.  ;)  ;D

Those always sounded yummy, never tried one though

Here have three, it's ladies' night.

http://bar.scotty.de/rezepte/images/slipperynipple.jpghttp://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/~tressa/images/americano.jpg

I didn't know you swung that way.   ;)  ;D

Those always sounded yummy, never tried one though

Here have three, it's ladies' night.

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Hey...when you get that alcohol in me...I have been known to become all sorts of crazy things! LOL!  Mmmmm...those look GOOD!!! :D

Would someone please pass me a slippery nipple? ;D :D

Have you ever tried a blowjob?

(Yes, it's a drink...can't use your hands to drink it, though)

Tea as always please?

*passes the usual*

*passes the usual*
I will cherish every moment to the last drop, thanks.

Where's the bottle of da good stuff?


What about the bad stuff or the right stuff? ;D

Would someone please pass me a slippery nipple? ;D :D


I'll have what she's having,Make that 2 nipples,please. ;D

Have you ever tried a blowjob?

(Yes, it's a drink...can't use your hands to drink it, though)


I don't want to know what it tastes like. :o

I thought he said tea with Muppets

http://www.cool-merchandise.com/acatalog/muppets-photo.jpg

which would be a REALLY REALLY cool thing to have!


Now that's my kind of tea party!!! ;D

Now that's my kind of tea party!!! ;D
A cup of Green Tea?

Where's the beef?

Where's the beef?


Bend over, and Howard will show ya.

Bend over, and Howard will show ya.


::) Give me a break!

It is Saturday now, when does the Happy Hour start?

::) Give me a break!

"Gimme a break...gimme a break.
Break me off a piece o' that KitKat bar!"

It tea only being served at the moment?

and bloody Marys

I wonder who's on shift?

I am NOT pulling a Triple again....my feet can't handle it!

I wonder who's on shift?

I am NOT pulling a Triple again....my feet can't handle it!
Shall go down to Starbucks?

"Gimme a break...gimme a break.
Break me off a piece o' that KitKat bar!"


Were you watching that commercial again?

Shall go down to Starbucks?


Does Starbucks have Happy Hour?

Does Starbucks have Happy Hour?
We can introduce it to them.

Does Starbucks have Happy Hour?
they have Happy Morning

they have Happy Morning
Is that morning or moaning?

Is that morning or moaning?
if there's a whip on the frappucino, then it's moaning

if there's a whip on the frappucino, then it's moaning
Should we go to Pratt-le-Manager Pret-le-Manger instead?

Here they are.... The Beat Em & Eat Em Killers!!!

Step-chan: This is music from Bubbleman's stage on Mega Man 2.

(They play Bubbleman's stage music)



Step-chan: This next one comes from Homestarrunner's site, powered by The Cheat... It's "Everybody To The Limit"!


Music plays

i said come on fhqwhgads
i said come on fhqwhgads
everybody to the limit
everybody to the limit
everybody come on fhqwhgads

i said come on fhqwhgads
i said come on fhqwhgads
everybody to the limit
who's that? he's to the limit
everybody come on fhqwhgads

come on fhqwhgads
i see you jockin me
try'n'a play like
you know me

im like come on fhqwhgads
i said come on fhqwhgads
everybody to the limit
the cheat is to the limit
everybody come on fhqwhgads

i said ooh aah fhqwhgads
i said ooh aah fhqwhgads
who's that fo-hoo-hoo-hooqwa what?
i said who's that fhqwhgads?

i dont know who it is
but it probly is fhqwhgads
i ask my friend Joe
i ask my friend Jake
they said it was fhqwhgads

i said come on fhqwhgads
i said come on fhqwhgads
who's to the limit?
say... me! i'm to the limit!
everybody come on fhqwhgads

man, fhqwhgads...
ur just making yourself look worse ya know?
i mean, everybody's just gonna feel sorry for you
i mean, i do...

OK, OK!

If you want to tend bar so much, Steppie, here ya go.

*making the Catholic's Cross Prayer*

OK, OK!

If you want to tend bar so much, Steppie, here ya go.

*making the Catholic's Cross Prayer*


I'm a musician, not a bartender.... :D

Perhaps we can hire a temp bartender from Manpower or somewhere?  Not feeling well today, but I can sorta tend bar if need be...

Perhaps we can hire a temp bartender from Manpower or somewhere?  Not feeling well today, but I can sorta tend bar if need be...
Can a volunteer be brought in from a Volunteer Bureau?

Can a volunteer be brought in from a Volunteer Bureau?


If there is one to be had, SURE!  I tip well, so perhaps one can be rustled up.

If there is one to be had, SURE!  I tip well, so perhaps one can be rustled up.
...or shall we pull someone from the street?

...or shall we pull someone from the street?


No,that wouldn't be necessary.

No,that wouldn't be necessary.
Why?

Why?


it wouldn't mean good business.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiNMS0NHliYB5nKjzbkF/SIG=12ls1g5v2/EXP=1195678924/**http%3A//www.meganedwards.com/Vegasland/Hooters-Casino-Hotel-03.jpg

She'll be your bartender tonight. ;)

it wouldn't mean good business.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiNMS0NHliYB5nKjzbkF/SIG=12ls1g5v2/EXP=1195678924/**http%3A//www.meganedwards.com/Vegasland/Hooters-Casino-Hotel-03.jpg

She'll be your bartender tonight. ;)


  ^




I'll be your baby tonight
Well, the mockingbird's gonna sail away
We're gonna forget it
Big old moon's gonna shine like a spoon
We're gonna let it - you won't regret it
Kick your shoes off - do not fear
Bring that bottle over here
I'll be your baby tonight
Be my baby
Be my baby
Be my baby
Be my baby
I'll be your baby tonight
I'll be your baby tonight
I'll be your baby tonight

An appropriate tune (?) ... appropriately sung by the late Bob PALM-uh ?  ->    http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif

Well, I could certainly 'palm' over her  :P  :D ;D

Does she know I'm partial to those COCK-tales called 'zombies' ?  ???

Well her 't-shirt' says 'hooters' .....  and they DID sing about 'All you zombies !'  :P :D

I'll just wait for the male bartender to come on duty  ;D

I'll just wait for the male bartender to come on duty  ;D


And what's wrong with a Hooters baretnder,huh? ;)

And what's wrong with a Hooters baretnder,huh? ;)


well ummm...She's got Hooters.  I'm not into hooters, unless we are talking about owls.  :P

Is she still serving tea?

I've been served mine

Do I have to wait for the kettle to boil?

Do I have to wait for the kettle to boil?
yeah, i think so, unless you're so easy called away. 

yeah, i think so, unless you're so easy called away. 
I'll wait.

I'll wait.
you've boiled many kettles in your time, haven't you?

you've boiled many kettles in your time, haven't you?
Yes, many a time has been spent waiting for the kettle to start whistling or click.

well ummm...She's got Hooters.  I'm not into hooters, unless we are talking about owls.  :P



I'm sure you were when you were born !  :P

What happens ?  ???

well ummm...She's got Hooters.  I'm not into hooters, unless we are talking about owls.   :P


So you want a male bartender who looks like a Hooters girl? ;D

A nice Thanksgiving dinner later tonight at the Happy Hour!  :)

I'm sure you were when you were born !  :P




Nope not even then, I was strictly a bottle girl.  ;D

Is there an age limit to this Happy Hour?

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_femalebarkeep.gif

This is your new barkeeper.  Howard, I'm sorry she's not a Hooters.

^ That is SO cute Kathie!

I'm here for the dinner.  Who's cooking?

^ That is SO cute Kathie!

I'm here for the dinner.  Who's cooking?
I've prepared a traditional Thanksgiving feast for all who are hungry. Is anyone hungry? We're all hungry! so let's eat!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/304662914_a320f37f51.jpg?v=0

I've prepared a traditional Thanksgiving feast for all who are hungry. Is anyone hungry? We're all hungry! so let's eat!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/304662914_a320f37f51.jpg?v=0


I haven't had breakfast yet!

I haven't had breakfast yet!
dig in, this is your breakfast  ;D

dig in, this is your breakfast  ;D
What dish is that in the centre of the image, Cauliflower Cheese?

What dish is that in the centre of the image, Cauliflower Cheese?
I don't know for sure since it's just an image I hot linked, it could be, or maybe scalloped potatoes

I don't know for sure since it's just an image I hot linked, it could be, or maybe scalloped potatoes


Yes, that's what it looks like to me too.

I'm wondering what the purple food is.  The world just doesn't have enough purple food in my opinion.

It all looks so good, where do I start?

That's the one bad thing about eating out for Thanksgiving, no leftovers to make sandwiches out of the next day.  :(

Yes, that's what it looks like to me too.

I'm wondering what the purple food is.  The world just doesn't have enough purple food in my opinion.

It all looks so good, where do I start?

That's the one bad thing about eating out for Thanksgiving, no leftovers to make sandwiches out of the next day.   :(
purple may mean eggplant  8-P    yuck!    but then there are some wild potato colors

purple may mean eggplant   8-P     yuck!     but then there are some wild potato colors


I wondered if it may be cabbage, I think you can braise it to make it tender or something (not that I'm much of a cook)

I wondered if it may be cabbage, I think you can braise it to make it tender or something (not that I'm much of a cook)
oh yeah, another odd colored food. Now I will eat that  :)

purple may mean eggplant   8-P     yuck!     but then there are some wild potato colors
I like eggplant!

I like eggplant!
do you?  you can have my portion  ;D

do you?  you can have my portion  ;D
Thanks.

We call it Aubergine over here (eggplant is easier to spell).

Thanks.

We call it Aubergine over here (eggplant is easier to spell).
and it still tastes the same no matter what you call it  :)

and it still tastes the same no matter what you call it  :)
I have always like Aubergine in a Moussaka (a Greek Dish)

I have always like Aubergine in a Moussaka (a Greek Dish)
In my sense that would be a Geek Dish.

I've prepared a traditional Thanksgiving feast for all who are hungry. Is anyone hungry? We're all hungry! so let's eat!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/304662914_a320f37f51.jpg?v=0





I'll take some chicken,stuffing and cranberry sauce.


Hey,what's for dessert?  ???

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m252/RiverIsMyGoddess/icons/smiley_femalebarkeep.gif

This is your new barkeeper.  Howard, I'm sorry she's not a Hooters.


Oh well.  ;D

Is there an age limit to this Happy Hour?


No Age Limit.

I'm parched.  *goes behind the bar to look for something to quench my thirst*

I'm parched.  *goes behind the bar to look for something to quench my thirst*


While you're back there can you get me a wine cooler?  Thank you.

Sure thing Kathie!

http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsStrawberryDaiquiri4.jpg

Looks like they've come out with some new flavors since I've looked at them.

http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsJamaicanMeHappy.jpg
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsPassionateKiss.jpg
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsTahitianSunset.jpg
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsTeaBreeze.jpg

Seems like there are some interesting flavor combinations in there.

This looked good too, with real fruit.
http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2459515634

Sure thing Kathie!

http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsStrawberryDaiquiri4.jpg

Looks like they've come out with some new flavors since I've looked at them.

http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsJamaicanMeHappy.jpg
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsPassionateKiss.jpg
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsTahitianSunset.jpg
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsTeaBreeze.jpg

Seems like there are some interesting flavor combinations in there.

This looked good too, with real fruit.
http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2459515634


That TeaBreeze looks interesting.  But you can't beat the stuff with real fruit. :)

Where's the Margarita flavor?  ;)

Where's the Margarita flavor?  ;)


I was going to buy you a glass of Boone's Farm Strawberry Margarita.  Who am I kidding, I'll get you the whole bottle.

I was going to buy you a glass of Boone's Farm Strawberry Margarita.  Who am I kidding, I'll get you the whole bottle.


Thank you! ;D

Can this drink be soothing in the morning?

Boone's Farm is also known as "Headache in a bottle" but it sure was good when trying to illegally consume adult beverages at 16 years old.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/320822492_fa433773c6_s.jpg

Here is a bevy of beautiful rainbow colored Boone's Farm wine. 

Oh the sweet memories it invokes.  ;D

Sure thing Kathie!

http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsStrawberryDaiquiri4.jpg

Looks like they've come out with some new flavors since I've looked at them.

http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsJamaicanMeHappy.jpg
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsPassionateKiss.jpg
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsTahitianSunset.jpg
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SeagramsTeaBreeze.jpg

Seems like there are some interesting flavor combinations in there.

This looked good too, with real fruit.
http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/2459515634


I think I'll take a bottle of one.

Can this drink be soothing in the morning?


don't think so.

don't think so.
So I will stay clear of it then?

So I will stay clear of it then?


might contain alcohol.

might contain alcohol.
...might?

...might?


I think they do.  ???

Boone's Farm is also known as "Headache in a bottle" but it sure was good when trying to illegally consume adult beverages at 16 years old.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/320822492_fa433773c6_s.jpg

Here is a bevy of beautiful rainbow colored Boone's Farm wine. 

Oh the sweet memories it invokes.  ;D


Kool-aid flavored alcohol.  I know it's not chic to drink the stuff but I never pass it up.

They do make a pretty rainbow I must say.

might contain alcohol.


Yes, they do.  However I know some people who drink them in the morning especially the tropical ones.  I guess they think it's better than beer in the morning.

Alcohol, now that is a good idea.

I think I'm in the mood for tea.  Anybody care for a cuppa while I'm in the kitchen?

I think I'm in the mood for tea.  Anybody care for a cuppa while I'm in the kitchen?
Yes please, that will be refreshing.

Would you like lemon or milk or plain or with sugar?  Sorry I don't know what's proper.  ;D

could someone turn down the music?

What'd you say? I'm going deaf! ??? ;D

Would you like lemon or milk or plain or with sugar?  Sorry I don't know what's proper.  ;D
In my case, it is a black tea.

Bring on the women,WOOHOO!


http://www.gadgetspy.co.uk/wp-content/photos/booth_babes.JPG

O0

Bring on the women,WOOHOO!


http://www.gadgetspy.co.uk/wp-content/photos/booth_babes.JPG

O0
Do they dance?

Do they dance?


That'll be in the strip lounge at midnight tonight (for adults only!)  ;)

In my case, it is a black tea.


http://www.spiritcommunity.com/store/images/black_tea_cup.jpg

Here ya go Phil.  Sorry it took so long, I've been busy today and couldn't get on to tend bar.

http://www.spiritcommunity.com/store/images/black_tea_cup.jpg

Here ya go Phil.  Sorry it took so long, I've been busy today and couldn't get on to tend bar.
I will drink as it is.

I need a cuppa coffee with cream and 3 sugars.

Bring on the women,WOOHOO!


http://www.gadgetspy.co.uk/wp-content/photos/booth_babes.JPG

O0


Of all the sexist ideals. ::)  But ya know that brunette is kind of cute.

I need a cuppa coffee with cream and 3 sugars.


http://www.leyhs.w-cook.k12.il.us/sports/wrestling/menupage/coffee.JPG

Bring on the women,WOOHOO!


http://www.gadgetspy.co.uk/wp-content/photos/booth_babes.JPG

O0


O0  ;D

Is tea still being served?

http://www.leyhs.w-cook.k12.il.us/sports/wrestling/menupage/coffee.JPG


That's too much sugar. :P 8-P

Of all the sexist ideals. ::)  But ya know that brunette is kind of cute.


B.B..But you're a girl!  :o  ;D

That's too much sugar. :P 8-P
I push the sugar to one side.

That's too much sugar. :P 8-P


lol Do you really think I'm going to find a picture of a coffee with three sugars only? 

Just take what you need and leave the rest for somebody else.

lol Do you really think I'm going to find a picture of a coffee with three sugars only? 

Just take what you need and leave the rest for somebody else.


Ok will do

*dunks 4 sugars*  :P

*smacking Howard in the back of the head*

What the hell has happened in here, since I been gone?!?!?

And where did that pair of UnderRoos come from, that's hanging from ther ceiling fan?!?!?

*smacking Howard in the back of the head*

What the hell has happened in here, since I been gone?!?!?

And where did that pair of UnderRoos come from, that's hanging from ther ceiling fan?!?!?
;D

Welcome back!

*smacking Howard in the back of the head*

What the hell has happened in here, since I been gone?!?!?

And where did that pair of UnderRoos come from, that's hanging from ther ceiling fan?!?!?


You wear UnderRoos?  ;D

You wear UnderRoos?  ;D

No, but I seem to recall a picture of you in some.
I know it's lying around here, somewhere!

No, but I seem to recall a picture of you in some.
I know it's lying around here, somewhere!
May be someone has posted it on the Net?

B.B..But you're a girl!  :o  ;D


Yes, but I'm also not blind.

*smacking Howard in the back of the head*

What the hell has happened in here, since I been gone?!?!?

And where did that pair of UnderRoos come from, that's hanging from ther ceiling fan?!?!?



Step-chan raided the schnapps and we're out of wine coolers.  But on a positive note, the place didn't burn down and the neighbors haven't called the cops on us in three days!!! :)

Somebody get me a wiskey sour!

Somebody get me a whiskey sour!


Wait, I have to sneak behind the bar to get it for you.  Hawk is busy hyperventalating.  There you go . . .enjoy. :)