I think you mean infidelity.  You are THE most loyal person (especially to HER) that I've ever seen in my life.  ;D

She should be the one to call the kettel black if she has her picture up on personals sites.  >:(


I know Bookmistress,What would it take to ask her to cancel her profiles altogether on every single dating website she has been on? ???

I'm sorry,I meant infidelity.

Robin thinks that I'm having an affair with my good buddy Jackie at my volunteer site.I told her she's 44,married and has 3 kids with a husband of 20 years so why would I do that sort of thing and also when I'm not with her,I'm thinking she's cheating on me with jmatch,match or any other online dating websites when I'm not with her.I guess Her And I have some issues to sort out.



When someone accuses their partner of having an affair without probable cause, usually it is the accuser who is the one having an affair.




Cat

When someone accuses their partner of having an affair without probable cause, usually it is the accuser who is the one having an affair.




Cat


See,I don't know what happens when Her And I aren't together like we used to do on Sundays.Now that I'm working,I don't know what happens when I'm not there with Robin.Maybe we miss the time spent together and all the times we had fun. :(

When someone accuses their partner of having an affair without probable cause, usually it is the accuser who is the one having an affair.




Cat

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Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours. 

EXACTLY! 

Howard, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard...you are 100%++++++ loyal to this girl. How dare she turn things around and blame YOU, when SHE is the one who is looking elsewhere for dates....if you ask me...she is bad news, all the way around.

An Error Has Occurred!
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EXACTLY! 

Howard, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard...you are 100%++++++ loyal to this girl. How dare she turn things around and blame YOU, when SHE is the one who is looking elsewhere for dates....if you ask me...she is bad news, all the way around.




I'm too busy thinking about work and getting my life together Erin,I don't have time to cheat and I don't want to even If I could.I told her the only girl I want to see is you and only you.Maybe she's not bad news but I guess we both have some issues to work out with each other.

I'm too busy thinking about work and getting my life together Erin,I don't have time to cheat and I don't want to even If I could.I told her the only girl I want to see is you and only you.Maybe she's not bad news but I guess we both have some issues to work out with each other.


she just treats you with SUCH disrespect, Howard....it's not very fair to you. :-\\

DYHIW you try to tell a certain board member that the woman he is with is no good for him and he just won't listen!!!



Howard, Howard, Howard. ALL of us have told you this so many times, this girl really treats you like sh*t. We all think you need to dump her, get on with your life and you will find someone who is truly WORTHY of you and your love. She is not worth all the time and energy you have put into this relationship. Relationships are a two-way street and from I can see, this is a one-way street with you doing all the work.




Cat

DYHIW you try to tell a certain board member that the woman he is with is no good for him and he just won't listen!!!



Howard, Howard, Howard. ALL of us have told you this so many times, this girl really treats you like sh*t. We all think you need to dump her, get on with your life and you will find someone who is truly WORTHY of you and your love. She is not worth all the time and energy you have put into this relationship. Relationships are a two-way street and from I can see, this is a one-way street with you doing all the work.




Cat


No,I'm not moving on from her even if I tried.I just don't have the heart to. :-\\

No,I'm not moving on from her even if I tried.I just don't have the heart to. :-\\



She is just going to keep stringing you along as long as you let her. And you are going to be continually misable. We are ALL telling you that you are better off without her.




Cat

She is just going to keep stringing you along as long as you let her. And you are going to be continually miserable. We are ALL telling you that you are better off without her.




Cat


Well if that's the way I want to be,So be it.I've made up my mind.

Well if that's the way I want to be,So be it.I've made up my mind.


Howard...you're not really being fair to your friends here that are trying to help you and give you advice.  If you choose to stay in this relationship and continue to let yourself be treated this way that's fine, but perhaps you should stop coming here and complaining every time she does something to upset you.  People here are truly trying to help and you are just blowing them off...it's not right.

Howard...you're not really being fair to your friends here that are trying to help you and give you advice.  If you choose to stay in this relationship and continue to let yourself be treated this way that's fine, but perhaps you should stop coming here and complaining every time she does something to upset you.  People here are truly trying to help and you are just blowing them off...it's not right.


I'm sorry Jacks,I shouldn't even complain,That's my fault.Let's focus on something other than her,work is a much better subject to talk about.

DYHIW you cut your gums up by eating tortilla chips and now my gums are all sore  :\'(

DYHIW you cut your gums up by eating tortilla chips and now my gums are all sore  :\'(


That happens to me when I scarf down Froot Loops too....  :P

I also hate it when my team loses

your children get upset and you can't think how to comfort them?  My daughter was upset yesterday after I mentioned what the song Delilah is about and all I could think was "it's just a song for crying out loud!" (not that I said that to her!)

you get a "day off of everything" and still end up doing everything you would've done anyway?  Yesterday, hubby wouldn't let me do anything (i.e. load the dishwasher, do laundry, etc).....it was ALL still sitting there today waiting for me to do it (oh, and the 2 things I said we needed at the store I guess didn't make the list so they weren't picked up.....but the kids got lunchables-not on the list-and we got some black cherry vodka)

you want to talk to someone you love and they don't feel like talking that evening cause they're so tired... :(

DYHIW your cruise ship gets grounded and you have to be evacuated before it sinks.

DYHIW your cruise ship gets grounded and you have to be evacuated before it sinks.


Don't say that!

Don't say that!

Ditto! >:(

DYHIW.........You can't drag an idiot of his car a beat the living crap out of him for driving
with his toddler son sitting on his lap and allowing the child to hold onto the stearing wheel.  >:(

DYHIW.........You can't drag an idiot of his car a beat the living crap out of him for driving
with his toddler son sitting on his lap and allowing the child to hold onto the stearing wheel.  >:(


What an A-hole!

A few months ago I saw the guy next to me driving down the street while smoking a bowl and drinking beer.  I was so tempted to call the cops and report him.

DYHIW you are waiting for water to get hot for a cup a tea and wondering what is taking so long only to discover that you forgot to turn the stove ON!!!  ::) ::)




Cat

DYHIW you get home from a long day at work, wanting to relax, only to find out that both your internet and cable t.v. are down.  Luckily, we had a show recorded on DVR that we could watch. 

LoL.  It was a network area outage, but I when I called the company I had to talk specifically with an internet "Specialist."  He said I dont know about that other stuff, I can only help with the internet.  He goes on his speal about checking computer, modem, bla bla bla.  I said sir, why do I have 3 things down, but you are having me check this.  He said this is all I can check.  Then he determines that they need to send a tech.  Well, I work till 6 pm, they give the 2 hour window from 5-7, so I think that the guy is going to show up and I wont be there.  Well, the problem was restored 2 hours after I called him.  ;D  That tech is going to be pissed.  Not my fault they cant get there ducks in a row.

DYHIW you are waiting for water to get hot for a cup a tea and wondering what is taking so long only to discover that you forgot to turn the stove ON!!!  ::) ::)




Cat


;D ;D

I have the same problem with the wet clothes in the dryer.

DYHIW you are waiting for water to get hot for a cup a tea and wondering what is taking so long only to discover that you forgot to turn the stove ON!!!  ::) ::)




Cat


It was waiting on a spell from you. 

It was waiting on a spell from you. 



I guess that is better than a spill.  :D




Cat

I guess that is better than a spill.  :D




Cat



;D

when forecasters says Rain or Thunderstorms during the week ahead.

You pay for expedited shipping and it STILL takes 3 days for them to ship it >:(

....you used to really love a place...but now it's more of a chore to go there.

You pay for expedited shipping and it STILL takes 3 days for them to ship it >:(


Call and bitch.  Maybe they'll refund your shipping fee or at least the difference between the two.

Call and bitch.  Maybe they'll refund your shipping fee or at least the difference between the two.
Well, when I looked at the website, it says that items in stock will be shipped within 48 business day hours of the order being placed so since it was placed on Saturday, it didn't process until Monday so the 48 hours was today.

DYHIW...

You are using a public commode, and before you can even stand all the way up, the "flush-o-matic" kicks in.  :-\\

I hate it when I have to collect the carts in the pouring rain. >:(

DYHIW...

You are using a public commode, and before you can even stand all the way up, the "flush-o-matic" kicks in.  :-\\



How did that happen?

DYHIW...

You are using a public commode, and before you can even stand all the way up, the "flush-o-matic" kicks in.  :-\\


I had that happen as I was leaning towards the toilet pulling my young sons trousers back up.  Scary!

DYHIW... you don't see someone you like, and have no way of contacting them other than through email?

DYHIW... you don't see someone you like, and have no way of contacting them other than through email?


Actually, that how I prefer it to be.

DYHIW...

You are using a public commode, and before you can even stand all the way up, the "flush-o-matic" kicks in.  :-\\


Its good on a hot day, plus it tickles.  How could you not like that.  LoL.

Its good on a hot day, plus it tickles.  How could you not like that.  LoL.


If you're only stood part way up then it just splashes the back of your legs.  You never get them completely dry and end up with a suspicious damp patch on your rear  :-\\

If you're only stood part way up then it just splashes the back of your legs.  You never get them completely dry and end up with a suspicious damp patch on your rear  :-\\



;D

If you're only stood part way up then it just splashes the back of your legs.  You never get them completely dry and end up with a suspicious damp patch on your rear  :-\\


What's the damp part? ;D

Actually, that how I prefer it to be.

Well, for me, I'd like to be able to contact this person by other means, cuz some people don't check their emails regularly. I'll just send this person an email.

my new work schedule starts after 2 next week.

...the people down the street from you have a loud party and it disrupts your quietness (and possibly the other neighbors). >:( I hate when their noise is not confined to the privacy of their own home; that's just wrong. ::)

...the people down the street from you have a loud party and it disrupts your quietness (and possibly the other neighbors). >:( I hate when their noise is not confined to the privacy of their own home; that's just wrong. ::)


How often do they have parties?  If it's only once in awhile, you should probably cut them some slack.  If it's every other week....Chopper...Sic balls!

How often do they have parties?  If it's only once in awhile, you should probably cut them some slack.  If it's every other week....Chopper...Sic balls!
I agree. my neighborhood is very quiet but the people across the street have about 2 humongous parties a year and they are loud but they're nice and we don't mind since it's so infrequent.

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...the people down the street from you have a loud party and it disrupts your quietness (and possibly the other neighbors). >:( I hate when their noise is not confined to the privacy of their own home; that's just wrong. ::)


I have the same problem sometimes. >:(

...the people down the street from you have a loud party and it disrupts your quietness (and possibly the other neighbors). >:( I hate when their noise is not confined to the privacy of their own home; that's just wrong. ::)
Not even when it is a party, loud music from the radiol can be annoying too!

I have the same problem sometimes. >:(


I thought the problem in your neighborhood was those Chinese guys that keep on painting the fire hydrants. You should stand guard.

I thought the problem in your neighborhood was those Chinese guys that keep on painting the fire hydrants. You should stand guard.


That's not the problem,Its the Chinese people that talk so damn loud in the evening when people are trying to sleep. >:(

Not even when it is a party, loud music from the radiol can be annoying too!

That's right. We used to have neighbors like that in the neighborhood we used to live in; they didn't give a (blank) about anyone but themselves.

That's right. We used to have neighbors like that in the neighborhood we used to live in; they didn't give a (blank) about anyone but themselves.



Plus my neighbors smoke and leave cigarette butts and beer cans on our lawns sometimes,They're such pigs! >:( ::)

I hated it when a car just backed up and I'm trying to do some cart collecting and the car bumps right into it. ::)

That's not the problem,Its the Chinese people that talk so damn loud in the evening when people are trying to sleep. >:(


Those F-ing Chinese!!!! >:(

Those F-ing Chinese!!!! >:(



Yeah Thanks Jacks,You know which people I'm talking about! >:(

Someone tries to get you ousted out of your job, and you now have to gear up for what could be a literal war?

...you want to get something done ahead of time, but other things (important or not) are keeping you from doing it?

you're busy all day and then when you finally get home to relax you get a headache.

That's not the problem,Its the Chinese people that talk so damn loud in the evening when people are trying to sleep. >:(


So inconsiderate. You should do something about it. Do you have a baseball bat?

Yeah Thanks Jacks,You know which people I'm talking about! >:(


You said it Howard!! It's your fire hydrant, you paint it however you want, then dump the paint in their car!

...people consistently get themselves into predicaments and somehow it's always the other person's fault?  These people refuse to acknowledge that they are the common denominator in every situation.  Denial.

...people consistently get themselves into predicaments and somehow it's always the other person's fault?  These people refuse to acknowledge that they are the common denominator in every situation.  Denial.


It's those damn chinese!!

It's those damn chinese!!


Always starting problems!

So inconsiderate. You should do something about it. Do you have a baseball bat?



I don't but I wish I did. >:(

You said it Howard!! It's your fire hydrant, you paint it however you want, then dump the paint in their car!


It's illegal to paint a fire hydrant a different color,The Fire Department won't be able to spot it right away.

Always starting problems!


Tell Me About It. ::)

one or more of your buddies is "hidden" :-\\

The back door on a bus doesn't work. >:(

The back door on a bus doesn't work. >:(



why would you be going out the back door of a bus? Isn't that the emergency exit? ???

You're working on a quiz and it just won't add up?

The cat knocks Godzilla around (then off) the desk and he turns off the internet!  :o  ;D  (My cat was batting around my Godzilla toy and it fell onto the powerstrip that I have my computer and external modem plugged into.)

why would you be going out the back door of a bus? Isn't that the emergency exit? ???


Yes passengers are supposed to exit through the back door because exiting through the front door stops the flow of traffic.

two of your favorite movies are on at the same time

why would you be going out the back door of a bus? Isn't that the emergency exit? ???
I think he means the rear side door.  Most public transportation buses have 2 doors on the right side so you go in the one closest to the driver and out the other one (which is usually about in the middle)

DYHIW people try to screw you (no, not that type of screw, Andy ;)) because you're a woman and they think you're an idiot?  The jerks at Carmax tried to feed me a line of BS yesterday by showing me a bogus "blue book" value and when I questioned them on it (I had looked it up before I went), they basically told me to have my husband come talk to them so they could explain it to him since "he's sold a car to them before" (and got ABOVE blue book value, btw).....I told them to blow it out their a$$ (well, not exactly in those terms) and walked out. >:(


mod because I realized Andy would jump all over the "screw you" comment ;)

...you try for hours to debug a computer program and it still doesn't work

You have a sore throat

^ Sorry you feel bad, Patty. Here's karma+1 to help you. ;)

You have a sore throat


Take any medicine for it? ???

You have a sore throat


YES! even a little one is torture.

Take any medicine for it? ???


Nah, I just try to "tough it out".  Drink lots of liquid, sometimes hot tea with honey and lemon or other times iced tea. 

Sometimes I *will* try to use some medicine like generic Sudafed (decongestant) which seems to work somehow.  I had one heck of a sinus headache last night when I went to bed, so I used my Sudafed to help me sleep.

Radio stations allow listeners to vote for the 500 top songs.

In honor of the Indy 500, our local classic rock ststion has the top 500 classic rock songs as voted on by the listeners.

I can't listen all the time but from what I did hear, I glad I can't. so far:

#436...Layla....Derek And The Dominoes --- Deserves a top 5

#126...Stuck In The Middle With You....Stealers Wheel --- Not even in my top 5,000

#105...I'm On Fire....Bruce Springsteen ---- Almost breaks the top 100? not in my world

Are the listeners gassed, Layla is one of the greastest songs ever written and these dopes place it 436th, then they
place Stealers Wheel 310 places higher. They most be smokin' something. Any guesses what the #1 song will be?
My money is on the, over played and mediocre, Stairway To Heaven.  :P

My money is on the, over played and mediocre, Stairway To Heaven.  :P


Either that or Hotel California.  ::)

you have to work on a Holiday!  >:(

You get peed on by a dog.  LoL.  That happened to my friend this weekend.  He felt something wierd on his leg, looked down and his dog had one leg up in the air and was peeing away.  The dog was also looking up at him like, ya im peeing on you, so.  ;D 

Radio stations allow listeners to vote for the 500 top songs.

In honor of the Indy 500, our local classic rock ststion has the top 500 classic rock songs as voted on by the listeners.

I can't listen all the time but from what I did hear, I glad I can't. so far:

#436...Layla....Derek And The Dominoes --- Deserves a top 5

#126...Stuck In The Middle With You....Stealers Wheel --- Not even in my top 5,000

#105...I'm On Fire....Bruce Springsteen ---- Almost breaks the top 100? not in my world

Are the listeners gassed, Layla is one of the greastest songs ever written and these dopes place it 436th, then they
place Stealers Wheel 310 places higher. They most be smokin' something. Any guesses what the #1 song will be?
My money is on the, over played and mediocre, Stairway To Heaven.  :P


  Egad..!  Dude, just stick with watching TimeLife CD infomercials like I just did...

  It'd be interesting to see a list with results...

DYHIW you get pm's that weren't supposed to be for you and when you confront the person who send it they deny it?





Edit to add: Ok forget it,i don't hate it that much ::)

DYHIW you get pm's that weren't supposed to be for you and when you confront the person who send it they deny it?





Edit to add: Ok forget it,i don't hate it that much ::)


Ya, I hate that.  It sucks.  ;D

Either that or Hotel California.  ::)


We were both wrong.

Stairway To Heaven (#17)
Hotel California (#123)

Now I know, Philadelphia are classic rock fans are idiots.  ;D The top ten

10...Carry On My Wayward Son...Kansas
9....A Day In A Life...The Beatles
8....The Boys Are Back In Town...Thin Lizzy  ???
7....Spirit In The Sky...Norman Greenbaum  :o
6....Black Dog...Led Zeppelin
5....Maggie May...Rod Stewart  ???
4....Miss You...Rolling Stones  ??? ???
3....Under Pressure...Queen/David Bowie (this is a joke, right)
2....Landslide...Fleetwood Mac (Good song but not this good)
1....Sweet Emotion...Aerosmith (Can't even comment on this)

To vote for the top 500, listeners went to the website and voted for their top 5 songs. I guess they calculated
how many fans picked a song and placed it accordingly. I voted, here is how my songs fared.

5...Go Your Own way...Fleetwood Mac (#52)
4...Celluloid Heroes...The Kinks (Didn't Place)
3...Baba O'Riley...The Who (#242)
2...Sympathy For The Devil...The Rolling Stones (#49)
1...Layla...Derek And The Dominoes (#434)

What I really hate is that John Mellencamp has 7 songs in the top 500, six of which were placed higher than Layla.
There aren't enough zeroes to tell where I would place Mellecamp. I'd rather listen to fingernails on a chalkboard
then Mellencamp.

I also hate the fact that Bon Jovi has 3 songs in the top 500. Bon Jovi is NOT classic rock.

We were both wrong.

Stairway To Heaven (#17)
Hotel California (#123)

Now I know, Philadelphia are classic rock fans are idiots.  ;D The top ten

10...Carry On My Wayward Son...Kansas
9....A Day In A Life...The Beatles
8....The Boys Are Back In Town...Thin Lizzy  ???
7....Spirit In The Sky...Norman Greenbaum  :o
6....Black Dog...Led Zeppelin
5....Maggie May...Rod Stewart  ???
4....Miss You...Rolling Stones  ??? ???
3....Under Pressure...Queen/David Bowie (this is a joke, right)
2....Landslide...Fleetwood Mac (Good song but not this good)
1....Sweet Emotion...Aerosmith (Can't even comment on this)

To vote for the top 500, listeners went to the website and voted for their top 5 songs. I guess they calculated
how many fans picked a song and placed it accordingly. I voted, here is how my songs fared.

5...Go Your Own way...Fleetwood Mac (#52)
4...Celluloid Heroes...The Kinks (Didn't Place)
3...Baba O'Riley...The Who (#242)
2...Sympathy For The Devil...The Rolling Stones (#49)
1...Layla...Derek And The Dominoes (#434)

What I really hate is that John Mellencamp has 7 songs in the top 500, six of which were placed higher than Layla.
There aren't enough zeroes to tell where I would place Mellecamp. I'd rather listen to fingernails on a chalkboard
then Mellencamp.

I also hate the fact that Bon Jovi has 3 songs in the top 500. Bon Jovi is NOT classic rock.




Ok, I can handle Carry On My Wayward Son, A Day In A Life, Black Dog, and even Maggie May but not on the top 10 list (well, maybe A Day in A Life). Some of the ones that I think would be higher up would be (not in any order and not necessarily in the top 10) Space Oddity-David Bowie, Aqualung-Jethro Tull, Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen, and I agree with you about Baba O'Riley and Layla (even though personally I like the unplugged version much better), and even your dreaded Stairway to Heaven & Hotel California.


I heard a top 100 (or something like that) years ago and Layla was number 1.



Cat

... You
           trip
                and
                      fall
                           down
                                    the
                                         stairs

... You
           trip
                and
                      fall
                           down
                                    the
                                         stairs



In my case it is....
                                      stairs
                                the
                          up
                    fall
            and
      trip
you

... You
          trip
                and
                      fall
                          down
                                    the
                                        stairs



How about when you trip and fall UP stairs?



Cat

Ok, I can handle Carry On My Wayward Son, A Day In A Life, Black Dog, and even Maggie May but not on the top 10 list (well, maybe A Day in A Life). Some of the ones that I think would be higher up would be (not in any order and not necessarily in the top 10) Space Oddity-David Bowie, Aqualung-Jethro Tull, Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen, and I agree with you about Baba O'Riley and Layla (even though personally I like the unplugged version much better), and even your dreaded Stairway to Heaven & Hotel California.


I heard a top 100 (or something like that) years ago and Layla was number 1.



Cat


Cat, While I was reading your post Vh1 Classics was playing Space Oddity.

Space Oddity (#259)
Bohemian Rhapsody (#102)
Layla - Unplugged (#328)
Aqualung (didn't make it)

Three Jethro Tull songs did

Living In The Past (#484)
Locomotive Breath (#286)
Bungle In The Jungle (#271)

what really makes it bad....Rock And Roll Pt.2 by Gary Glitter made in the top 25 (#24)

Cat, While I was reading your post Vh1 Classics was playing Space Oddity.

Space Oddity (#259)
Bohemian Rhapsody (#102)
Layla - Unplugged (#328)
Aqualung (didn't make it)

Three Jethro Tull songs did

Living In The Past (#484)
Locomotive Breath (#286)
Bungle In The Jungle (#271)

what really makes it bad....Rock And Roll Pt.2 by Gary Glitter made in the top 25 (#24)



Aqualung is MUCH better than Living In The Past-of course I never cared too much for that song. (Locomotive Breath & Bungle In The Jungle were both good but personally I think Aqualung probably beats both of them out, too.)



Cat

Aqualung is MUCH better than Living In The Past-of course I never cared too much for that song. (Locomotive Breath & Bungle In The Jungle were both good but personally I think Aqualung probably beats both of them out, too.)



Cat


Agreed, I had to check the list again to make sure I didn't miss it but I still didn't see Aqualung. Just as surprising. I didn't
see Cross-Eyed Mary or Thick As a Brick.

If the link works, here's the list of the Philly 500

http://www.wmgk.com/pages/pages.php?page=21

The city bus goes out of service then you have to wait for another one! ::) >:(

Howard pees in the pool  :P

Howard pees in the pool   :P


Sorry,My bladder gets full sometimes. :-[

Agreed, I had to check the list again to make sure I didn't miss it but I still didn't see Aqualung. Just as surprising. I didn't
see Cross-Eyed Mary or Thick As a Brick.

If the link works, here's the list of the Philly 500

http://www.wmgk.com/pages/pages.php?page=21



There are a lot of great songs on that list but I definitely put them in a different order.



Cat

There are a lot of great songs on that list but I definitely put them in a different order.



Cat


Yeah, that's how I feel.

When the party's over, you're the last one, and you have to wait two hours before you can even think about driving home (or anything else for that matter)
:D

When the party's over, you're the last one, and you have to wait two hours before you can even think about driving home (or anything else for that matter)
:D


Going to sleep would be the ideal solution.

Going to sleep would be the ideal solution.


But Where?

...you keep getting those pesky "403 Forbidden" error messages on this site when you try to post something.


Daah, it did it again when I hit the Post button just now! >:(

Take two...

Waiting a few seconds...

Now trying a third time...

Success! :D

.. you lose your cell phone charger.

you're overwhelmed

you're overwhelmed


This happens so easily with me.

This happens so easily with me.


i really am doing  nothing cuz i don't know where to start.

i really am doing  nothing cuz i don't know where to start.


LOL  I do that all the time too.  I have to make a list and just start with the first thing I happen to jot down.

LOL  I do that all the time too.  I have to make a list and just start with the first thing I happen to jot down.


the worst is  i'm well...just a little crippled right now.  there are a thousand jobs around me, and i can't do them!!!

I got all comfortable, turned on "House" and fell asleep.  Luckily these days shows are repeated so many times that I will get to see it, and probably not too far in the future   :)

the worst is  i'm well...just a little crippled right now.  there are a thousand jobs around me, and i can't do them!!!


Well then you have a good excuse...unlike me. ;D

Well then you have a good excuse...unlike me. ;D


it's more fun with help. if i could get there i'd help you clean.

it's more fun with help. if i could get there i'd help you clean.


Aww...thanks. :)  It's the damn laundry that I have to fold...ick!

i really am doing nothing cuz i don't know where to start.

Sometimes I get like that myself. There's just so much to do and I can't figure out where to begin. :-\\

Aww...thanks. :)  It's the damn laundry that I have to fold...ick!



Don't remind me. I have TWO baskets full of clothes I have to put away (and they have been sitting there for WEEKS  :o :o :o )  At least they are clean.  ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Don't remind me. I have TWO baskets full of clothes I have to put away (and they have been sitting there for WEEKS  :o :o :o )  At least they are clean.  ;D ;D ;D




Cat


I bet you wear the clothes out of the laundry basket, right? ;D

you check your forehead and it looks like eczema? :o

you check your forehead and it looks like eczema? :o
damn  :o


...you want to stay and play but you have to go  :(

Don't remind me. I have TWO baskets full of clothes I have to put away (and they have been sitting there for WEEKS  :o :o :o )  At least they are clean.  ;D ;D ;D




Cat
I have FOUR :o  I've managed to wash, dry, fold and sort them into baskets for their prospective owners (1 for each of the boys and 1 for me, I put all of hubby's away because he's the only one who gets pissy about it), but they just won't put themselves away >:(

you post something for someone in particular and you know they won't log on till tomorrow.

...you drop something and it splatters all over the floor? :P

...you drop something and it splatters all over the floor? :P


are you serious?  i hate that so much.  i feel your pain!

are you serious?  i hate that so much.  i feel your pain!


yes...and it was nacho cheese...it went everywhere..and it looked like puke! :P

yes...and it was nacho cheese...it went everywhere..and it looked like puke! :P


and what did i just do?  no matter how careful you are, you'll get salsa on your top. >:(

and what did i just do?  no matter how careful you are, you'll get salsa on your top. >:(


ah gosh...I'm known for that! :D

ah gosh...I'm known for that! :D


it just came out of the wash!

of course.

it just came out of the wash!

of course.





why is that? I mean, if you are wearing a shirt that you are bumming around in...you never spill anything on it. GRRR >:(

why is that? I mean, if you are wearing a shirt that you are bumming around in...you never spill anything on it. GRRR >:(


and it's 11:00. i will be in bed soon. i went all day without a mess.
i finally go for food after a whole day and i get this.

so glad you're here to support me! ;D

and it's 11:00. i will be in bed soon. i went all day without a mess.
i finally go for food after a whole day and i get this.

so glad you're here to support me! ;D



man, that sucks. :(  Yep, I'm here for ya chicky! ;D

DYHIW you just can't seem to get any better at the game you have been playing for awhile now?

I have FOUR :o  I've managed to wash, dry, fold and sort them into baskets for their prospective owners (1 for each of the boys and 1 for me, I put all of hubby's away because he's the only one who gets pissy about it), but they just won't put themselves away >:(


we need clothes that can put themselves away!

damn  :o


...you want to stay and play but you have to go  :(


I don't think It's eczema,It could be just dry skin on my forehead.

we need clothes that can put themselves away!
Well, heck, they might as well wash, dry and fold themselves while they're at it ;D

I bet you wear the clothes out of the laundry basket, right? ;D



Of course. I hardly have any clothes in the drawers because they are all in the baskets.  ;D ;D ;D




I have FOUR :o  I've managed to wash, dry, fold and sort them into baskets for their prospective owners (1 for each of the boys and 1 for me, I put all of hubby's away because he's the only one who gets pissy about it), but they just won't put themselves away >:(



I TRY to put Carlos' stuff away but sometimes it just doesn't happen. The thing is, he has never complained about that (he's complained about other things but never the clothes not being put away).

Another reason why I TRY to put his stuff away, so I know when it is time to do more laundry. He doesn't complain about them not being putting away but he would complain if he doesn't have clean underwear.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

you can't seem to get a final project done that's due in less than 24 hrs...


I also HIW I can't manage my time very well. :(

when it's crowded on a bus and people assume there's room and there Isn't. >:(

People make assumptions about your child's mental health even if they have never met the child  >:(

When you accidentally hit the power button on the TV remote and it turns off and you miss something funny on the show you were watching. >:(

When you accidentally hit the power button on the TV remote and it turns off and you miss something funny on the show you were watching. >:(


You need TiVo.  Something similar happens with TiVo though...if you accidently hit the channel button and it changes channels, there is no way to go back and see what you've missed.  Yes...I hate that.  So I guess there is no way to win. >:(

You need TiVo.  Something similar happens with TiVo though...if you accidently hit the channel button and it changes channels, there is no way to go back and see what you've missed.  Yes...I hate that.  So I guess there is no way to win. >:(

Yeah, I've got a cable DVR. It's basically the same thing as TiVo and I know what you mean about changing the channel. Happens all too often.

Or, you could throw out your television and enjoy real life?

Yeah, I've got a cable DVR. It's basically the same thing as TiVo and I know what you mean about changing the channel. Happens all too often.


Yeah cause then you pick up the remote and try your fastest to hit the clear button before the channel changes. ;D

Or, you could throw out your television and enjoy real life?


Yes...like being here.

Yes...like being here.


Yes, well, we're real people having real conversations, not plotted ones!

.....you feel stuck in a mediocre life. :-\\

.....you feel stuck in a mediocre life. :-\\


I can remember when I WANTED a mediocre life.  :-\\

Yes, well, we're real people having real conversations, not plotted ones!


True...but I don't consider this having "a real life."  Course...that's just me.

By the way...I hardly watch tv.  I just can't sit still very long.

.....you feel stuck in a mediocre life. :-\\


Maybe you need a different job....or you could throw out your tv.


:D  Sorry Doms...I couldn't help it.

Maybe you need a different job....or you could throw out your tv.


:D  Sorry Doms...I couldn't help it.



I need a new everything...really. Well, no, I am happy with my family...but that's about it.

By the way...I hardly watch tv.  I just can't sit still very long.


Me too, I have to be doing something.. I can play video games cus at least my mind is occupied and my hands are doing something, but I almost never watch TV.

I infuriate people at baseball games, I'll take a two inning walk around the stadium and watch from different angles 'cus I can't sit still that long.

.....you feel stuck in a mediocre life. :-\\


Oh-oh, that doesn't sound good. Having an especially bad day?

I can remember when I WANTED a mediocre life.  :-\\


Yikes!

Me too, I have to be doing something.. I can play video games cus at least my mind is occupied and my hands are doing something, but I almost never watch TV.

I infuriate people at baseball games, I'll take a two inning walk around the stadium and watch from different angles 'cus I can't sit still that long.


Thats sounds about right.  Even as I read this my feet are shaking like crazy.

Thats sounds about right.  Even as I read this my feet are shaking like crazy.


See, I can sit and use a computer for a while, but even then, I have to get up and wander around every 15-20 minutes, but at least on the computer I AM doing something, my brain and hands are active.

Oh-oh, that doesn't sound good. Having an especially bad day?


I'm having a good day.  But there was a time in my life when I had a job with huge responsibilities and everybody was too needy.  Wanted me to do all their thinking for them.  I eventually "got out of that life" because it sucked big time.

I'm having a good day.  But there was a time in my life when I had a job with huge responsibilities and everybody was too needy.  Wanted me to do all their thinking for them.  I eventually "got out of that life" because it sucked big time.


This happens to me all the time.  Drives me nuts.  Why me...why, why, why?

Oh-oh, that doesn't sound good. Having an especially bad day?


unfortunately, yes.

you can't seem to get a final project done that's due in less than 24 hrs...


I also HIW I can't manage my time very well. :(


I ended up not getting this final project done. I have decided to email my professor with what I do have and explain to him the details.

.....you feel stuck in a mediocre life. :-\\


same old boring routine?

Your fingers are swollen and you don't really know why ???  I took my wedding ring off for baseball practice last night because my fingers were slightly swollen because of the humidity and couldn't get it back on last night so I'm wearing my anniversary band as a wedding ring right now because it's 1/2 size bigger :-\\


Although, I'm sure barehanding the pop-up last night didn't help much ;D

same old boring routine?


yes

Your fingers are swollen and you don't really know why ???  I took my wedding ring off for baseball practice last night because my fingers were slightly swollen because of the humidity and couldn't get it back on last night so I'm wearing my anniversary band as a wedding ring right now because it's 1/2 size bigger :-\\


Although, I'm sure barehanding the pop-up last night didn't help much ;D



Lately, I have been having the opposite thing happen. I have lost so much weight that my rings want to slip off my fingers.  :o :o



Cat

Your tree has finally been chopped down and all that's left is a big stump.

DYHIW you are the BIG loser at poker (all of 49 cents-that's going to break me  :D ). I won a BIG hand (the second one we played) and just couldn't do anything after that.  :\'( :\'(




Cat

DYHIW you sneeze about 4 times in a row and then your nose starts to run...

I hated when I needed to push some carts into the corral and this stupid woman is standing right in front of the carts back turned yapping on her cell phone and I kept saying "Hello,Excuse Me"? She didn't listen at all so I just left the carts there. ::)

DYHIW you sneeze about 4 times in a row and then your nose starts to run...


I sneeze 1 time and my nose runs.

DYHIW the morning paper doesn't arrive.  >:(





Cat

DYHIW the morning paper doesn't arrive.  >:(





Cat


YES!!  Very annoying.


DYHIW you can fall asleep at night, even though you're exhausted.

DYHIW your *&^%$ computer is acting up.  >:( >:( >:(




Cat

DYHIW your *&^%$ computer is acting up.  >:( >:( >:(




Cat


Yes. 

city buses get stuck and then you think they might be broken down but then it moves on it's way again.

I'm having a good day.  But there was a time in my life when I had a job with huge responsibilities and everybody was too needy.  Wanted me to do all their thinking for them.  I eventually "got out of that life" because it sucked big time.


Good, I'm relieved to read that.  Good for you, btw.

unfortunately, yes.


I'm sorry, Quirk.  I hope things improve soon.

I'm sorry, Quirk.  I hope things improve soon.



thanks Gambo! :) I'm having a much better day today.

... you can't exchange a DVD that is broken

I bought Season 1 of 'Knight Rider' last month, and just recently, I get to the last disc, and it craps out completely, so I go to 'Future Shop' where I bought it, and they tell me since the date I bought it on goes past their 30 day exchange policy, I can't exchange it for a working copy

What they don't realize is that this isn't just some 2 hour movie.  It's a 5 disc set containing 21 episodes each around 45 minutes, which isn't easy to watch in 30 days, unless you take sick days off work.  I saw a used copy of Knight Rider today at a pawn shop, so I am tempted to go buy it, switch the discs, and take it back to them saying it doesn't work

If I can't get justice from one place, then I'll get it elsewhere.  This pawn shop I go to has screwed me in the past, so either way I win lol

When the forecast calls for rain almost all day. >:(

...you find out that one of your favourite tv programs gets canned after only one season.

...you find out that one of your favourite tv programs gets canned after only one season.




Which is what program?

You open up a bottle of warm soda and the half the bottle spills on the floor making it very sticky. ::)

Which is what program?


The Class....a sitcom on CBS

The Class....a sitcom on CBS



With Howard Hessman? ???

With Howard Hessman? ???

No....he wasn't in it.

The male cast members included: Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jon Bernathal, Jason Ritter, and Sean Maguire. David Keith played a recurring role.

No....he wasn't in it.

The male cast members included: Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jon Bernathal, Jason Ritter, and Sean Maguire. David Keith played a recurring role.


Oh...I was thinking of Head of The Class with Howard Hessman. ::) ;D

Oh...I was thinking of Head of The Class with Howard Hessman. ::) ;D

That show was on during the 1980's. I never watched it.

That show was on during the 1980's. I never watched it.


Why Not?

Why Not?
Probably because he was about 5 or 6 when it started? ::)

DYHIW you tell someone to do something, they don't, then they get pissy with you for getting pissy with them for not doing it? >:(

Probably because he was about 5 or 6 when it started? ::)

Yeah, probably so... at that age, I didn't pay much attention to prime time television. I did, however, watch game shows, which were on at night.



DYHIW you tell someone to do something, they don't, then they get pissy with you for getting pissy with them for not doing it? >:(

Makes me wonder why they don't do what you tell 'em to do in the first place.

Makes me wonder why they don't do what you tell 'em to do in the first place.
Because they're lazy :P  The thing that REALLY makes me pissy is that I've been telling this person to do this for over 6 months and his excuse is always "I didn't have enough time" ::)

Because they're lazy :P  The thing that REALLY makes me pissy is that I've been telling this person to do this for over 6 months and his excuse is always "I didn't have enough time" ::)


I think I know who!!!

Because they're lazy :P  The thing that REALLY makes me pissy is that I've been telling this person to do this for over 6 months and his excuse is always "I didn't have enough time" ::)

I hear that a lot. ::) He probably wasted his time goofing off, doing unimportant things.

I think I know who!!!
Betcha' don't :D

Betcha' don't :D


Oh, maybe not.

I was going to guess he was a direct blood relation.. and a few years younger. Based on track records and such like.,

Oh, maybe not.

I was going to guess he was a direct blood relation.. and a few years younger. Based on track records and such like.,
dammit!  you were right


































but you still can't have any of my cookies ;)

Probably because he was about 5 or 6 when it started? ::)

DYHIW you tell someone to do something, they don't, then they get pissy with you for getting pissy with them for not doing it? >:(


sounds just like my father. ::)

dammit!  you were right

but you still can't have any of my cookies ;)


I think we both know I can.

someone I know doesn't like meatballs cause it's gross.What do you think hamburgers are? ::)

... you can't exchange a DVD that is broken

I bought Season 1 of 'Knight Rider' last month, and just recently, I get to the last disc, and it craps out completely, so I go to 'Future Shop' where I bought it, and they tell me since the date I bought it on goes past their 30 day exchange policy, I can't exchange it for a working copy

What they don't realize is that this isn't just some 2 hour movie.  It's a 5 disc set containing 21 episodes each around 45 minutes, which isn't easy to watch in 30 days, unless you take sick days off work.  I saw a used copy of Knight Rider today at a pawn shop, so I am tempted to go buy it, switch the discs, and take it back to them saying it doesn't work

If I can't get justice from one place, then I'll get it elsewhere.  This pawn shop I go to has screwed me in the past, so either way I win lol



I know what you mean. I don't know how long ago, we bought TNG on DVD-ALL 7 Seasons. Right now we are only on Season 4. One disk was acting up but we got it work. We are just hoping that they will replace any that do not.



DYHIW a bird flies out of nowhere in front of your car and then you hear a thump.  :\'( :\'( :\'(




Cat

you see a customer and an employer argue. ::)

I don't know about you, but I hate it when traveling on an airline and the pilot calls the turbulence "bumpy air". ::)

I've also talked about this before, but I will say it again.  When you're in an airport or airplane and some cocky A-hole gets on his cell and starts talking about his business loudly, as if to impress the other travelers.  double ::) ::)

you are in a mood where you feel like nothing but a speck of dust on this planet. :-\\

you are in a mood where you feel like nothing but a speck of dust on this planet. :-\\
How about some karma to show you that you're much more than a speck of dust on here? :)

DYHIW you buy a new pair of shoes to wear with capris but forget to buy a pair of socks that "work" with the whole ensemble? ::)

you are in a mood where you feel like nothing but a speck of dust on this planet. :-\\



How about some karma to show you that you're much more than a speck of dust on here? :)




From me, too.


Cat

you go outside and your garbage can is tipped over and then you think It was most likely from raccoons the other night.  >:(

it's too hot (even when yoou have air conditioning) and you just feel like your melting

How about some karma to show you that you're much more than a speck of dust on here? :)

DYHIW you buy a new pair of shoes to wear with capris but forget to buy a pair of socks that "work" with the whole ensemble? ::)




From me, too.


Cat



thanks girls...what would I do without you!! :)

it's too hot (even when yoou have air conditioning) and you just feel like your melting


Do you have a fan?

DYHIW a bird flies out of nowhere in front of your car and then you hear a thump.  :\'( :\'( :\'(

Cat


DYHIEM when you are walking across the street, a car comes out of nowhere, and you feel a thump?  :o

Happened to me what I was 8.  ;D

DYHIEM when you are walking across the street, a car comes out of nowhere, and you feel a thump?  :o

Happened to me what I was 8.  ;D
did you hear about the poor guy who was crossing the street in his wheelchair and was hit by a semi?  I guess his chair kinda got stuck to the front grill and was being pushed along by the truck, which was going about 50 mph for a couple of miles?  True story, heard them interviewing him on the radio yesterday ;D
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278881,00.html

did you hear about the poor guy who was crossing the street in his wheelchair and was hit by a semi?  I guess his chair kinda got stuck to the front grill and was being pushed along by the truck, which was going about 50 mph for a couple of miles?  True story, heard them interviewing him on the radio yesterday ;D
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278881,00.html


Yeah, I saw that Mama.

Man, that guy has a great story to tell the grandkids.  He better keep newspaper clippings 'cause otherwise nobody will believe him!  ;D

DYHIW a program takes hours-I do mean HOURS downloading and when it if finally done, it turns out to be the wrong program.  >:( >:( >:(  Then when you do download the right program, there are problems and it won't open and you get a notice that says you have to download it again.  >:( >:( >:( >:(


Does anyone have a sledgehammer I can borrow?



Cat

DYHIW a program takes hours-I do mean HOURS downloading and when it if finally done, it turns out to be the wrong program.  >:( >:( >:(  Then when you do download the right program, there are problems and it won't open and you get a notice that says you have to download it again.  >:( >:( >:( >:(


Does anyone have a sledgehammer I can borrow?



Cat

Yeah man.

I hate hate hate hate hate HATE the HBO Independent Productions logo that comes on after Martin and Everybody Loves Raymond.

When I was very young, it was impossible for me to see the martin outro without jetting to the bathroom, closing the door, AND plugging my ears before the HIP logo came on.

DYHIW the mouse on your new computer squeaks.  :D ;D ;D




Cat

DYHIW the mouse on your new computer squeaks.  :D ;D ;D




Cat


give it some cheese.

I'm talking to someone having a good conversation and then their phone rings and interrupts our conversation! >:(

give it some cheese.


haha...that was quite cute and funny, Howard! :) ;D

DYHIW your little toenail splits and I can't get into the proper position to get at it with nail clippers...  Must remember to do more Yoga (someday)

DYHIW the screw on your glasses comes off and it is so tiny and you can't see it without your glasses to put it back in. And even though you have tiny fingers, still not tiny enough to grip the screw and the tool to put it in. So, you wrap tape around it to hold it together and you feel like a geek. Wednesday we will go and see if someone can put it back together.



Cat

DYHIW the screw on your glasses comes off and it is so tiny and you can't see it without your glasses to put it back in. And even though you have tiny fingers, still not tiny enough to grip the screw and the tool to put it in. So, you wrap tape around it to hold it together and you feel like a geek. Wednesday we will go and see if someone can put it back together.



Cat


Blu tac on the end of your screwdriver

Blu tac on the end of your screwdriver


Blu tac?  ???



Cat

Blu tac?  ???



Cat


I guess it's a trade name known only in the UK.  Sticky Tack?  Plasticine like stuff that you use to fix up posters.  In theory you can peel it off without removing the wallpaper or leaving a mark.


edited to add
fun tack?

I guess it's a trade name known only in the UK.  Sticky Tack?  Plasticine like stuff that you use to fix up posters.  In theory you can peel it off without removing the wallpaper or leaving a mark.


edited to add
fun tack?


Ok, I think I know what you are talking about. However, I think it will be easier to just bring them in to LensCrafters (where I bought them) and have them repair them for me.


Cat

Every time you start to drift off to sleep your legs jerk?  It's taking me forever to fall asleep, I guess I have Restless Leg Syndrome.  ???

Every time you start to drift off to sleep your legs jerk?  It's taking me forever to fall asleep, I guess I have Restless Leg Syndrome.  ???
It is a sign that you must go for a walk instead.

you come home form a day's work all sweaty and stinky? :P

Ok, I think I know what you are talking about. However, I think it will be easier to just bring them in to LensCrafters (where I bought them) and have them repair them for me.


Cat


Some of those eyes glass repair kits come with magnetized screwdrivers.  ;)

Some of those eyes glass repair kits come with magnetized screwdrivers.  ;)



Unfortunately, mine isn't but I thought it was.



Cat

Unfortunately, mine isn't but I thought it was.



Cat
If you have any magnet, you can magnetize it.  Just rub the magnet from the handle down to the end a few times (might take about 10-20) and if it's the right metal, it should magnetize.  I did that with mine (it came in a case with cleaner on a keychain) and it works like a charm :)

If you have any magnet, you can magnetize it.  Just rub the magnet from the handle down to the end a few times (might take about 10-20) and if it's the right metal, it should magnetize.  I did that with mine (it came in a case with cleaner on a keychain) and it works like a charm :)



I am aware of that. But it still is a problem about NOT SEEING IT!!! The last time we were PR, the same thing happened to Carlos' glasses. Since I COULD see, I tried, and tried and tried. My SIL also tried. (I think she eventually got it). This time, I'm not even going to hassle with it. I'm going to let the pros do it.



Cat

If you have any magnet, you can magnetize it.  Just rub the magnet from the handle down to the end a few times (might take about 10-20) and if it's the right metal, it should magnetize.  I did that with mine (it came in a case with cleaner on a keychain) and it works like a charm :)


Have alot of experience rubbing the magnet from the handle down to the end?    ;D

the sky looks like it's about to rain?

the sky looks like it's about to rain?
...and you have to go out.

the sky looks like it's about to rain?

...and you have to go out.
Walking!

Walking!


It's worse when you hear clasps of thunder. :o

It's worse when you hear clasps of thunder. :o
Stay in!

Stay in!


I one time almost got caught in a thunderstorm. :o

I one time almost got caught in a thunderstorm. :o


Sounds like fun.

Have alot of experience rubbing the magnet from the handle down to the end?    ;D
As a matter of fact, I do (and have yet to hear any complaints) ;)

As a matter of fact, I do (and have yet to hear any complaints) ;)


Must be great if it only takes 10-20. ;D

As a matter of fact, I do (and have yet to hear any complaints) ;)


He He.    :)

Must be great if it only takes 10-20. ;D
Sometimes it's even less ;)

Sounds like fun.


No It Isn't,unless you want to get soaked. ::)

No It Isn't,unless you want to get soaked. ::)
...now where is that umbrella?

....someone sends you attached pictures on your email..and they will NOT open up. :(

buses are overcrowded. >:(

..somebody keeps you waiting.