...you have more bad hair days than good!  :(

your significant other has a slight cold. :(

When people assume you're writing about them and you're not.  Stop being paranoid.  ::)

that pain right between the eyes...ouch!

DYHIW you get a certain appliance fixed, only to have it acting weird again two days later >:( :o

DYHIW Howie isn't here!

DYHIW you get a certain appliance fixed, only to have it acting weird again two days later >:( :o



Our toilet hasn't worked right since it was "fixed".  >:(




Cat

Don't you hate it when your friends constantly forward you jokes and other stuff that gets passed around?  I'm not really sure how to ask them nicely to stop.

You lose something expensive (like a mobile phone) and after spending ages looking for it, finally go out and buy a new one, only to find what you were looking for. It's happen to be countless times...

DYHIW You 'hate' the very word hate. 

Don't you hate it when your friends constantly forward you jokes and other stuff that gets passed around?  I'm not really sure how to ask them nicely to stop.



Tell them that you are going to be away for a while and you don't want your inbox flooded when you come back (and don't tell them when you are coming back.  ;) ;D ;D )




Cat

Tell them that you are going to be away for a while and you don't want your inbox flooded when you come back (and don't tell them when you are coming back.  ;) ;D ;D )




Cat


Actually, that is a good idea... I really am going to Vegas soon, so I'll be telling the truth!! :D

Actually, that is a good idea... I really am going to Vegas soon, so I'll be telling the truth!! :D



Just don't tell them when you are planning on getting home.  ;D ;D




Cat

DYHIW you're in a "funk" and can't seem to pinpoint why or how to get out of it? :(



Yeah, it happens.  The only thing you can do is drag yourself out, try to do something different, and hope
it passes sooner rather than later.

Just don't tell them when you are planning on getting home.  ;D ;D




Cat


Don't you hate it when someone has the same name as you and when someone's talking you have no idea whether they're talking to you or the other person?

(sorry, other Cat. It's just always been a pet peeve of mine.)

DYHIW there are a lot of people online, but you don't know where the heck they are?    ::)

DYHIW there are a lot of people online, but you don't know where the heck they are?    ::)


I hate when they're on, and they have nothing to say.. THEN they never leave.

Don't you hate it when someone has the same name as you and when someone's talking you have no idea whether they're talking to you or the other person?

(sorry, other Cat. It's just always been a pet peeve of mine.)



I understand.

(BTW Who's been talking about me?  ;) )



Cat

I hate it when people leave just as I'm finished posting a question or comment directed at them... then by the time they come back, the thread is back on page 2 or 3 and they never do see it.

I hate it when people leave just as I'm finished posting a question or comment directed at them... then by the time they come back, the thread is back on page 2 or 3 and they never do see it.


I always click the "NEW" button when I go into a thread I've used before.. what pisses me off is when I have to search for a response in a flood of other stuff, and it's not even there.

DYHIW You 'hate' the very word hate. 
yeah, it's not a good word.  ;)  I did find a definition of hate that I think is ok. I hate getting up early.  It's not a bad word used like that. But mostly, I also have a distaste for the H word.

Unfortunately, the things I think are a majority of the cause, I can't get away from because I'm either related to them or committed to them. :-\\


Tight spot.  Sorry.  Hope it sorts itself.  :(

yeah, it's not a good word.  ;)  I did find a definition of hate that I think is ok. I hate getting up early.  It's not a bad word used like that. But mostly, I also have a distaste for the H word.



Thanks for the acknowledgement Mike!!   ;D  ;D ;D

Yeah I try to avoid the 'H' word in real life too, and use loathe or detest instead if I do feel strongly (tho' they're just as bad imo)  it's not often I feel so totally negative about a situation or another that I use them.


Except for...now let me think.  HOUSEWORK!!     suddenly feels nauseous   :P

Our toilet hasn't worked right since it was "fixed".  >:(




Cat

Well it's been like that with our heater for the past few months. Often times it'll act normally, but when it's starting up, we've noticed that it'll do something that'll put it into what's called an "abnormal" cycle. We have only been running it when we're home, just to make sure it functions properly.

You don't spend much time with your girlfriend :(

DYHIW you are watching something on e-bay that is about to end, the price is very good but you have a few minutes left. You leave the window open and check out other things and then you forget to check back before it ends-and you would been able to get it for a GREAT price.  >:( >:( >:(




Cat

....(if you are overweight)...and you are talking to someone...and they are either saying how fat they are (when they are clearly very thin)....or they are making a derogatory remark about being fat....you feel like saying, "um....hello, I am not exactly skinny, am I?" ::)

...something doesn't work the way it's supposed to.

I hate it when I'm almost done posting a reply and I realize I'm in the wrong thread.

(That usually happens when I get up for a second and come back & forget where I left off)

...you're trying to post something and it winds up taking forever...because your server network is slow.

I experience this in the reverse.  I have a friend who will go on and on about how "skinny" I am (I'm just average, IMO) and how she wishes she could be like me, how I don't eat enough, yada, yada.  I realize there are people who have trouble losing weight no matter what they do, but I don't think it's a big surprise that if you consistently eat 2 hot dogs, a large cheese fry and a piece of chocolate cake as a meal, it might be hard to lose weight :-\\


I'm in the same boat!  I used to be thin, but now I have gotten older and gain a lot easier than I used to so I try to watch it. People figure, well you never gain weight, well I have gained quite a few in the past few years and can't eat like I used to.

I experience this in the reverse.  I have a friend who will go on and on about how "skinny" I am (I'm just average, IMO) and how she wishes she could be like me, how I don't eat enough, yada, yada.  I realize there are people who have trouble losing weight no matter what they do, but I don't think it's a big surprise that if you consistently eat 2 hot dogs, a large cheese fry and a piece of chocolate cake as a meal, it might be hard to lose weight :-\\



And after the 2 hot dogs, cheese fry and cake, they drink a diet soda as if that is going to help.  ::)




Cat

When cable's out and it won't be fixed till Friday. >:(

...you feel blah and listless all day

Applause to make you feel better :)
I applaud that act of kindness  :)

DYHIW someone one-ups ya  ;D    thanks crazymom  (corrected)  :-[

...you plan to get things done but wind up getting nothing done. :-\\

Who's carzymom ??? ;)
DYHIW members rush and don't spell check    :-[    I goofed, so sorry

... you're too tired to stay on and have some fun..  :(

...you're trying to post something and it winds up taking forever...because your server network is slow.


Yeah, I hate that.  I'm not too computer savvy, but there's this java icon that appears in my taskbar sometimes (i think when i've visited certain sites) and when i right click it, it doesn't give me an option to close it... and i've noticed that when that icon is there, my internet runs slower and it takes me forever to post.  The icon will stay there until I restart my computer.

...you plan to get things done but wind up getting nothing done. :-\\



Story of my life, and the advent of computers didn't help.  :-[

DYHIW members rush and don't spell check    :-[    I goofed, so sorry

Which goes to show why you can't always rely on built-in spellcheckers to check your spellign.

I often spell things right when I type them the first time, but my mind will be thinking something else and my finger will accidentally strike the wrong key(s). I HIW that happens. :-\\

You think you have a nice hot cup of coffee...but its' been sitting there and when you take a gulp it's cold.

...your boss is a butthead?

you're surrounded by buttheads?

you butt heads with the buttheads you're surrounded by?

you're surrounded by buttheads?



Come to my day program and you'll see what I mean  >:(

DYHIW you forget to bring something with you...i.e., leave it at home? >:(

what's spellign?

Spelling. ;D I typed it like that on purpose.

You're not feeling welll, but you know you have to go to work  :P

You're not feeling welll, but you know you have to go to work  :P


You're feeling well,but you don't want to go to work anyway.

DYHW the furnace goes out and you wake up in a COLD house.  >:(


(The repair guy already made a visit and it now nice and toasty in here.  ;D )




Cat

You're in the bathroom and the person leaves the stall wide open for everyone to see them taking a dump. ::) :P

You're in the bathroom and the person leaves the stall wide open for everyone to see them taking a dump. ::) :P




ew, that's quite nasty...why would anyone want to do that? ??? ::)

ew, that's quite nasty...why would anyone want to do that? ??? ::)


Cause people are stupid and don't have any common sense sometimes. ::)

Cause people are stupid and don't have any common sense sometimes. ::)



eww...that is so stupid that someone would want others to see them taking a dump! YUCK!

DYHIW you had like half a glass of wine and you're totally spaced out. I can't bear the feeling.   :-[

eww...that is so stupid that someone would want others to see them taking a dump! YUCK!


Maybe they were going for a Guiness World Record.  ;D ;D

You're in the bathroom and the person leaves the stall wide open for everyone to see them taking a dump. ::) :P


Maybe he was down in the dumps ;D

You're in the bathroom and the person leaves the stall wide open for everyone to see them taking a dump. ::) :P


That's the bloody pits. Didn't you go up to him and pull the door shut while glaring at him..I would have  >:(

This is quite hideous  ;D

That's the bloody pits. Didn't you go up to him and pull the door shut while glaring at him..I would have  >:(


Or better, take a look towards the bowl and proclaim "Damn!  What did you have for dinner last night?"

;D

eww...that is so stupid that someone would want others to see them taking a dump! YUCK!


Well,it's the guy's fault for leaving the damn door wide open. >:(

That's the bloody pits. Didn't you go up to him and pull the door shut while glaring at him..I would have  >:(


No,I minded my own business.

Or better, take a look towards the bowl and proclaim "Damn!  What did you have for dinner last night?"

;D


No,He flushed. ;D

...the monitor starts playing up!

...the monitor starts playing up!


Never happened to me, but I'm sure I would hate it!

Never happened to me, but I'm sure I would hate it!
Definitely buying a new this week.

No,I minded my own business.


Sounds to me like he wanted his performance to be everyones business.  ;D

...the monitor starts playing up!

Playing up?

What exactly does that mean? I think I know what it might mean, but I'm not entirely sure. :-\\

....one of your favorite characters gets killed off of the show that you watch faithfully?  (Dana on The L Word) :\'(

You're trying to make love at your girlfriend's house but then you realize you're still living with your parents and you want to get a room but you also realize you don't have enough money to get one. ;D

You cut yor finger open doing dishs and don't go toht he hopital right away and now it'e all messed up...what a weekend!

You cut yor finger open doing dishs and don't go to the hopital right away and now it's all messed up...what a weekend!


Sounds like you hurt yourself pretty badly :o :o :-[

I hope you're okay now..

You're trying to make love at your girlfriend's house but then you realize you're still living with your parents and you want to get a room but you also relaize you don't have enough money to get one. ;D
sometimes life is unfair  :(

i hate it  when is only 11:42 and your in school with nothing to do and school over at 2:30 and time is still  :( i want to go home and ride my bike

Sounds like you hurt yourself pretty badly :o :o :-[

I hope you're okay now..

I'm getting better...the shots made me woozy.
but i can type!!

sometimes life is unfair  :(


I know.Life is unfair when the both of us still live under our parent's roof.Maybe Her And I should rent a room a couple of hours.We were that horny last night. ;D

Your girlfriend tells you to meet her at her house,She opens the door and greets you in her pink nighty and it was almost 3pm in the afternoon. ::)

I know.Life is unfair when the both of us still live under our parent's roof.Maybe Her And I should rent a room a couple of hours.We were that horny last night. ;D


Pool your resources and have a "Honeymoon" in Manhattan.  You can get a room at the Millenium Hilton on weekends for about 250(+tax).

Your girlfriend tells you to meet her at her house,She opens the door and greets you in her pink nighty and it was almost 3pm in the afternoon. ::)


Howard, I'll put money on you didn't roll your eyes  ;D ;D

I know.Life is unfair when the both of us still live under our parent's roof.Maybe Her And I should rent a room a couple of hours.We were that horny last night. ;D


Go for it!!!! 

... I made a goof up on an account at work.. bad me.  :(

Pool your resources and have a "Honeymoon" in Manhattan.  You can get a room at the Millenium Hilton on weekends for about 250(+tax).


Anything in Queens NY? ???

Howard, I'll put money on you didn't roll your eyes   ;D ;D



I was shocked to pieces.Doesn't this girl have any manners? She wouldn't want me greeting her in my underwear. :o  ::)

Go for it!!!! 


Maybe during the summer. ;)

Your girlfriend tells you to meet her at her house,She opens the door and greets you in her pink nighty and it was almost 3pm in the afternoon. ::)


In the words of Gart and Wayne....Schwing!!!!!!

I was shocked to pieces.Doesn't this girl have any manners? She wouldn't want me greeting her in my underwear. :o  ::)




Howard....who cares about manners? The girl was doing it for YOU....it's a GOOD thing dear! ;)

In the words of Garth and Wayne....Schwing!!!!!!


Believe me,It wasn't a schwing day. ;D

Howard....who cares about manners? The girl was doing it for YOU....it's a GOOD thing dear! ;)


In My Opinion,It wasn't.She was partying the night before & also her Family had to take Robin's Sister to the airport,came home at 5:30am and went right to sleep.I woke her up from her sleep at 1pm.I was dressed while she was still in her robe.Her mother wondered why she was still in her robe and not even dressed yet.This was at 3pm.I mean,She's still living with her parents and parading around in her robe.I understand if Her And I were married and we both paraded around in our underwear would be different but living with your parents and parading around in your robe is another story.

In My Opinion,It wasn't.She was partying the night before & also her Family had to take Robin's Sister to the airport,came home at 5:30am and went right to sleep.I woke her up from her sleep at 1pm.I was dressed while she was still in her robe.Her mother wondered why she was still in her robe and not even dressed yet.This was at 3pm.I mean,She's still living with her parents and parading around in her robe.I understand if Her And I were married and we both paraded around in our underwear would be different but living with your parents and parding around in your robe is another story.



oh ok...I misunderstood you. I thought that she came to the door wearing some sexy little number, and you guys had the place to yourselves...I didn't realize that she was out all night before that, and she came to the door in her PJ's because she had just gotten up for the day. I hear ya, now! ;)

I still don't know many men who would complain about their woman answering the door in a nightie....easier access as hubby would say  ;)



very true! ;) However, it sounded like Robin's family was at the house at the time....so, poor Howard was denied once again! :D ;)

DYHIW your friends wife opens the door totally nude  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  not trying to one up  Howard. I was there to to pick her up because we were going to see an AC/DC concert. She stepped behind door, let me in, and then ran upstairs butt naked claiming she thought it was hubby and wanted to surprise or shock him. Me, being the good guy and humorist try to play it off with a "so, is that what you're wearing tonight"?  ;D  We laughed and said nothing more of it.
Dont you hate it when a woman opens the door naked.    ;)

DYHIW your friends wife opens the door totally nude  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  not trying to one up  Howard. I was there to to pick her up because we were going to see an AC/DC concert. She stepped behind door, let me in, and then ran upstairs butt naked


Dont you hate it when someone shows up wearing the same thing as you?

Dont you hate it when someone shows up wearing the same thing as you?
;D  ;D  oh ueah, i forgot to mention that part. I actually was clad in black. I got this strange feeling she was sending a message, I'm not totally sure but she may have been trying to lure poor little me into her web of sin  ;D  I'm like dammit, I was just wanna go see freakin ANGUS, not some naked blond chick, so get some clothes on and lets go.  ;D

oh ok...I misunderstood you. I thought that she came to the door wearing some sexy little number, and you guys had the place to yourselves...I didn't realize that she was out all night before that, and she came to the door in her PJ's because she had just gotten up for the day. I hear ya, now! ;)



Robin is sometimes unmotivated herself.She loves to sleep on Sundays while I'm already up at 5:50am every single day including weekends and holidays so I'm an early bird while on the other hand she is not.Doesn't that girl have any manners? ::)

Her Parents went out,we had the house to ourselves for the rest of the night.

I still don't know many men who would complain about their woman answering the door in a nightie....easier access as hubby would say  ;)



I mean it would be sexy but to me it's laziness and disgusting especially when she's not wearing makeup. :o

very true! ;) However, it sounded like Robin's family was at the house at the time....so, poor Howard was denied once again! :D ;)



Thank God they left for the day so we had the house to ourselves. ;)

... TV Shows don't get their facts straight. 

There's these series of shows here in Canada called "Back in 19--" where they chronicle the best and worst each year 1980-1999.

They review the one hit wonders of each year, and thus have mentioned artists like MC Hammer, Color Me Badd, Kim Carnes, Cutting Crew and Big Country ... none of which were even close to one hit wonders.  The people who do the research for these shows are obviously not looking in the right books ::)

Why is sleeping in on a Sunday not having manners?  I'd like to sleep in on a Sunday as well and I don't think it's rude ???


DYHIW you take a drink of something that's HOT and not only do you burn your mouth, you burn your throat as well when you swallow it?  Now, every time I take a drink of my (now) lukewarm coffee, it hurts a bit >:(



We always have something to do on Sundays and it was 3pm and she was still in her robe and not even dressed yet.Next Time,I will give her a wake up call on her cell phone.You need to make it a priority if you have something/somewhere to go/do you do it,don't lounge around in your nightie and thinking we have all day cause I don't and I have to get up the next day to go to my program.

We always have something to do on Sundays and it was 3pm and she was still in her robe and not even dressed yet.Next Time,I will give her a wake up call on her cell phone.You need to make it a priority if you have something/somewhere to go/do you do it,don't lounge around in your nightie and thinking we have all day cause I don't and I have to get up the next day to go to my program.


She sounds a bit passive/agressive  ::)

She sounds a bit passive/agressive   ::)


Sometimes she is.She has to be considerate.

DYHIW a certain piece of software takes forever to install...and as a result makes your computer inoperable for a whole day? >:(

When your girlfriend makes fun of your male member. >:(  ::)

...the men around you belch really loud and don't seem to give a damn about what others think of it!  :P

...the men around you belch really loud and don't seem to give a damn about what others think of it!  :P


And how come you never hear a woman belch? ;D

And how come you never hear a woman belch? ;D


Come sit by me!  ;D

...the men around you belch really loud and don't seem to give a damn about what others think of it!  :P


I agree.. that and sneezing without covering your mouth or nose.. or any of it.  ::)

When the phone rings ....


and rings and rings?

Then you answer it, hang up


And it rings again? A few more times?

When the phone rings ....


and rings and rings?

Then you answer it, hang up


And it rings again? A few more times?



someone must be stalking you, Doms! :o

When the phone rings ....


and rings and rings?

Then you answer it, hang up


And it rings again? A few more times?


What I hate is when my phone rings, and when I pick it up, I hear a ringing, then someone answers.  It's as though i've called someone but i haven't.  It's like a scam or something  :o

What I hate is when my phone rings, and when I pick it up, I hear a ringing, then someone answers.  It's as though i've called someone but i haven't.  It's like a scam or something  :o

That's weird. ::)

And how come you never hear a woman belch? ;D


Because we have manners!!  :)

Welcome to my life ;)  My kids seem to think it's "fun" to have belching contests at the dinner table ::)  Last night, I told them I was going to stuff a dirty sock in the mouth of the next one who belched.....it stopped until dinner was done ::)


I have to deal with my son, my husband, and my father-in-law doing this...and the more I say about it, the more they do it!!  ::) :P

DYHIW Cold callers ring u - they drive me insane and frankly they don't get past "Goodmorning I'm Mandy from suchandsuch company"..before I reply "Why exactly are you cold-calling me?  Did I ask for you to phone and sell me stuff?   NO. Then I hang up.    >:(

^ I agree totally. We used to get harassed by telemarketers all the time! >:( That's why we got caller ID, so that we'd know who's calling before we pick up. Periodically we get those calls, but not as frequently as before.

^ I agree totally. We used to get harassed by telemarketers all the time! >:( That's why we got caller ID, so that we'd know who's calling before we pick up. Periodically we get those calls, but not as frequently as before.


I love caller ID!  Now I hardly ever have to answer the phone anymore!!  :D

Good, now I know it's not only me that has to deal with this ;)  We actually ate dinner last night "burp-free" because I threatened the sock thing again ;D


Maybe I should try that technique and see if it works!  ;D

When websites keep getting filtered for no apparent reason:

http://tokinokuni.hp.infoseek.co.jp/etc/dl-puchiko.html

This site didn't have anything obscene in it the last time I looked, but now it's %$^%ing filtered!



AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! >:(

Because we have manners!!  :)


Oh really,When was the last time you burped? ;D

^ I agree totally. We used to get harassed by telemarketers all the time! >:( That's why we got caller ID, so that we'd know who's calling before we pick up. Periodically we get those calls, but not as frequently as before.


I swear to God I could never do their job, it must be Soul destroying having people give you the brush off time and again. Guess sales people are a different breed?

I hate when I get wrong numbers on my cell phone.

Oh really,When was the last time you burped? ;D


Oh, I'm not saying I don't...

...I just close my mouth so that others don't hear me!  ;)

I love caller ID!  Now I hardly ever have to answer the phone anymore!!  :D


When I lived in Indiana they started a Do Not Call list and it worked fantastic.  ALL the calls stopped.  :)

you can't rid of the music on the flash pages.

...total strangers (a**holes) say something totally uncalled for to your sister  >:(...(if only I had been there..I would have ripped them a few new ones ;))

...total strangers (a**holes) say something totally uncalled for to your sister  >:(...(if only I had been there..I would have ripped them a few new ones ;))



:O


Yes, I do hate that!

:O


Yes, I do hate that!



me too! The stupid bastards...I wish I would have been there...or better yet, I wish Chris would have been there...he would have kicked some major arse after hearing what they said to her. >:(

me too! The stupid bastards...I wish I would have been there...or better yet, I wish Chris would have been there...he would have kicked some major arse after hearing what they said to her. >:(


Well.. The best thing to do is ignore it, I suppose.. you know, if you can't do anything about it..  ::)

Nevermind, i don't know what I'm talking about.

Well.. The best thing to do is ignore it, I suppose.. you know, if you can't do anything about it..  ::)

Nevermind, i don't know what I'm talking about.



tis true...it just fires me up, that's all.

I was trying to think of something smartass to say too...

And for once in my life.. I couldn't.

...you are downloading a song you've been looking for everywhere and it's almost done downloading when it stops downloading because "the hosts are busy"  >:(