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Subject: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: LyricBoy on 11/15/11 at 6:35 am
It took Florida legislators THREE ATTEMPTS to pass a bill banning zoophilia. Check out this story.
The picture that accompanies this story is classic. ;D
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: EthanM on 11/15/11 at 9:33 pm
Were there any uncomfortable riders in the bill?
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: EthanM on 11/15/11 at 9:34 pm
And how was that previously legal?
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/15/11 at 10:13 pm
The picture that accompanies this story is classic. ;D
And now a message from the bovine-American community:
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Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/15/11 at 10:33 pm
A member of a pro-zoophilia group told The Huffington Post by email that the results of the study should prompt people to take precautions, like using a condom, when having sex with animals. She added that it was unlikely to deter diehard zoophiles. "They might become more cautious," she said, "but they wouldn't change their nature."
Ew.
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/16/11 at 1:24 am
oCRE9qOgbug
Ewe.
FTFY.
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/16/11 at 1:41 am
oCRE9qOgbug
FTFY.
Okay, that deserves a karma!
;D
Serving suggestion:
http://lambskincondoms.org/lambskin-condoms.png
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: philbo on 11/16/11 at 6:35 am
Better watch out for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5s5qGg01nE
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: LyricBoy on 11/16/11 at 7:09 am
And how was that previously legal?
It used to be legal in the State of Washington until 2005 and the case of Kenneth Pinyan and his somewhat untimely demise. These days, that sort of thing will get you 5 years in the slammer. :P
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Kenneth_Pinyan.jpg
In 2007 they even made a sympathetic movie, "Zoo", about Mr. Pinyan's escapades , and it won an award at the Sundance Film Festival. :-X
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 11/16/11 at 7:31 am
They should have put an exemption in the bill making it legal to receive oral sex from alligators.
That certainly could put a dent in the rate of penile cancer among zoophiles. :o :o :o
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/16/11 at 7:13 pm
It used to be legal in the State of Washington until 2005 and the case of Kenneth Pinyan and his somewhat untimely demise. These days, that sort of thing will get you 5 years in the slammer. :P
Isn't that kinda horseplay punishment enough?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/dontknow.gif
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: LyricBoy on 11/16/11 at 7:14 pm
Isn't that kinda horseplay punishment enough?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/dontknow.gif
For the horse? Or the dude? ???
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: Tia on 11/16/11 at 8:29 pm
"zoo" has been on my netflix queue for months. i keep moving it down.
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/16/11 at 10:37 pm
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Kenneth_Pinyan.jpg
Actually, you know who he reminds me of...
http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/03/gcelebrities/John_Holmes-2.jpg
The similarity is greater in pictures I can't post. Pictures of Johnny that is...
:o
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: LyricBoy on 11/17/11 at 6:08 am
Actually, you know who he reminds me of...
http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/03/gcelebrities/John_Holmes-2.jpg
The similarity is greater in pictures I can't post. Pictures of Johnny that is...
:o
Johnny shared some similarities with that horse, too. ;)
;D
Subject: Re: Talk about political gridlock...
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/17/11 at 11:46 pm
Isn't that kinda horseplay punishment enough?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/dontknow.gif
You just had to go there, didn't you?
http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/naughty-memes-giddy-up.jpg
For the horse? Or the dude? ???
The Dude abides.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/11/13/c10ce3fe-e803-4ce6-a1e0-4ef3e4277be0.jpg
It's the Jesus you've gotta keep away from the Penn State bowling league.
Back to the original question, there are only two reasons why the Florida legislature hasn't made it illegal yet:
1) They're so old they haven't discovered the Internet and Rule 34, and it never occurred to them that people like this exist. (fat chance)
2) They're so fundie they think it's normal, like anti-abortionist whackjob Alan Horsley (coincidence not intended), and they know damn well why they want it to remain legal.