^BEAUTIFUL  ;D

http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2008/10/2908127576_f5e5cefc7e.jpg


Is that "Dueling Banjos" I hear?

At least they got the apostrophe in the right place.

"If we had a Trillion Dollars" by the Bernanke Ladies, featuring the American Public as back-up vocals


Well, since I ain't got a trillion dollars... will ya settle for ten billion Deutschmarks and a point of Karma?

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4066/zehnbillionenwy4.jpg

Is that "Dueling Banjos" I hear?

At least they got the apostrophe in the right place.



They play both kind of music-country AND western.



Cat

http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2008/10/2908127576_f5e5cefc7e.jpg


How did you get a picture of iquestion's homestead???

Typical McCain supporters. :D

They play both kind of music-country AND western.



Karma for "Blues Brothers" reference!
;)

The sad thing is, the house in that photo is probably 30 days away from foreclosure and the elderly woman on the porch can't afford her heart medicine because of the medicaid donut hole!
::)

Presidential Debate II: The Wrath of Khan...

In one corner, we have...

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/1335/mavrickxq3.jpg

...and he's up against

http://i36.tinypic.com/2yxkunc.jpg

So,

http://crap.denisvengeance.com/friends.jpg

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/8711/debatewa2.jpg

which was good, because Tom Brokaw sure as hell wasn't.  Look, Tom, you're the moderator.  You don't let both candidates ramble on for five minutes and then call time on 'em.  It's your freaking job to call time on 'em and cut them off if need be. 

http://img397.imageshack.us/img397/2653/equalswatchessv6.jpg

...no matter how much time they're trying to pull out of their ass.  We were promised...

http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo244/fheathen/250px-Sam_and_Ralph_choke.png

and we got

http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo244/fheathen/Sam_and_Ralph_clock-1.png

My friends,

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7499/motivator4269452zh6.jpg

...since neither candidate was interested in answering the questions posed to them, let's just skip the boring parts.  (Besides, did you really want to see pictures of eBay's Meg Whitman being cited as a candidate for SecTreas?)  There's only one question either candidate answered, and it was this: 

McCain: Have my friends not heard? 

Obama: Do the voters not know?  (Y'know...)

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/8163/birdwordiv2.jpg

Brokaw:  (chugs the rest of his glass of vodka, gets up, and walks away from the moderator's table.)

Ah, another debate, long on platitudes short on substance.  The way they rigged it they made sure it was lame-o.  And Brokaw's a total ass.  I've thought so since 1984. 

Anyway, McCain reminds me of a grumpy old man who can't stand his son-in-law hanging around the house and ran out of Prep-H that morning!
:D

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/palinsatscores.jpg

^ Anyone can become governor!  Anyone!

^ Anyone can become governor!  Anyone!

Hey man, the SAT's are biased in favor of San Francisco gay elitists!
:-\\

She got into college with these scores? Has anyone asked her about her views on affirmative action?

My friends,

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/7499/motivator4269452zh6.jpg



This pic gets me the most because in the end...all of the guys (The President, The Senate, and The Congress) are friends, they just have different opinions.

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/palinsatscores.jpg


Ha, ha, ha, my S.A.T. scores are better than Palin's!! ;D

This pic gets me the most because in the end...all of the guys (The President, The Senate, and The Congress) are friends, they just have different opinions.


Pretty much.  No matter who you vote for, the Government wins. 

Obligatory picture:  as for Paulson's Troubled Asset Recovery Program, I've been saving this one since the bill got passed:

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-ackbar-tarp.jpg

(The pic predates the current economic mess, and even the ICHF site, by a long time.  It is, however, perfect.)

http://www.news-leader.com/article/20081010/NEWS06/810100354/1015

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j277/briand06/bilde.jpg

::)

http://www.news-leader.com/article/20081010/NEWS06/810100354/1015

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j277/briand06/bilde.jpg

::)


Why is he wearing an Indian turban?

Why is he wearing an Indian turban?


Sikh and ye shall find!
:D

Oh wait, that's not a turban, that's strips of linen...Obama is...is a...Lord help us! He's an Egyptian mummy!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nervous.gif

Sikh and ye shall find!
:D

Oh wait, that's not a turban, that's strips of linen...Obama is...is a...Lord help us! He's an Egyptian mummy!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nervous.gif


Obama doesn't look like King Tut.  He's not even white.  (Sorry, I've got the song King Tut by Steve Martin in my head. :D )

Obama doesn't look like King Tut.  He's not even white.  (Sorry, I've got the song King Tut by Steve Martin in my head. :D )


Well, he doesn't look lake A-hab the A-rab neither!
:D

Obama doesn't look like King Tut.  He's not even white.  (Sorry, I've got the song King Tut by Steve Martin in my head. :D )


What makes you think King Tut was white?

What makes you think King Tut was white?



According to the pic I saw of him, he was gold.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u185/anitokid/king_tut1.gif


:D :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp10-15-08g.jpg

"I CAN SMELL YOUR BRAIN!"

What makes you think King Tut was white?


Steve Martian joke.  King Tut wasn't even close to being white.  Neither was Jesus for that matter.

Sorry, Trig, but as long as we're talking about your mom's SAT scores...

http://imagebot.org/debate.jpg

...now that I'm several light years past the line...

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6209/jakeandtheedgezg4.jpg

...and we've gotten rid of anyone likely to be offended, on with the show!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2939526506_68fa4cc834_o.jpg

And the the spirit of bipartisanship:

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn76/Jackpot070707/average_size.jpg

And in the spirit of bi...well, I don't roll that way, but...

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn76/Jackpot070707/little_boy_blue_who.jpg

Some demented genius did multiple frame grabs on ABC's split-screen coverage and came up with:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5313/29eg3sgwm2.gif

...which inspired the obvious:

http://deus-ex-machinima.net/poly/my_pus_fark_debate.gif

which is how I roll, as well as

http://i34.tinypic.com/o5nad5.jpg

And this wouldn't be complete without the obligatory Family Guy reference:

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk88/yaletiger/Palinbird.jpg

but reality, as always, trumps the stupidity of even this campaign.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2933359712_aed44fdafa_o.jpg

You really can't make this stuff up.

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp10-15-08g.jpg

"I CAN SMELL YOUR BRAIN!"


I've fallen and I can't get up!!!

Boy she's getting old.

I've fallen and I can't get up!!!

Boy she's getting old.


Well, she is 87

Well, she is 87


She still looks the same as she did back in the 80's. :)

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5313/29eg3sgwm2.gif

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/mccain_eyebrows.gif

I'd love to hear Obama's response to Palin's claim.  Something to the effect of you nasty ho, maybe he'd be more articulate. :-\\

Some demented genius did multiple frame grabs on ABC's split-screen coverage and came up with:

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5313/29eg3sgwm2.gif



I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


Hey, this is no time for half measures.  I threw in my mouth a little bit too.  If, by 'mouth', I meant 'pants'.

And with that image in your mind, you can safely cross of the whole "in my mouth" and "a little bit" clauses.  Yeah, it'll be kinda like that.

Y'all can thank me later for not finding an MP3 of "John Valby"'s cover of "Always a Woman", available as track 15 off Double D at emusic, or Amazon.

Hey, this is no time for half measures.  I threw in my mouth a little bit too.  If, by 'mouth', I meant 'pants'.

And with that image in your mind, you can safely cross of the whole "in my mouth" and "a little bit" clauses.  Yeah, it'll be kinda like that.

Y'all can thank me later for not finding an MP3 of "John Valby"'s cover of "Always a Woman", available as track 15 off Double D at emusic, or Amazon.


I'm all for hot pussies. But Palin's milf status just turns my stomach,i can't help it.

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/homepage/hp10-15-08g.jpg

"I CAN SMELL YOUR BRAIN!"


I'd party with her!
8)

I'd party with her!
8)


She looks like the walking dead

I'd party with her!
8)


Is Gary Coleman invited too?  Starting to feel your age eh Max. ;D

I'd party with her!
8)


She looks like Carol Channing.

Watching Newt make the a$$h0le he is out of himself on George Stephanopoulos. He hasn't figured out that the arguments he is making are the ones that have pissed everyone off and are now detrimental to his party. 

Is Gary Coleman invited too?  Starting to feel your age eh Max. ;D


Nancy Reagan, Gary Coleman, and me?
Not even John Waters would touch that one!
8-P

Nancy Reagan looks mummified. Oh wait she always did. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I guess she just said no to plastic surgery ;D ;D ;D

She looks like Carol Channing.



I think that might be an insult-to Carol.



Cat

Nancy Reagan looks mummified. Oh wait she always did. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I guess she just said no to plastic surgery ;D ;D ;D


"And, yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her...give her a break!"

--Clark W. Griswold

Nancy Reagan, Gary Coleman, and me?
Not even John Waters would touch that one!
8-P


I guess we won't be seeing the three of you in one of those cheesy anti drug posters any time soon.

*Note obvious 80's reference*

I guess we won't be seeing the three of you in one of those cheesy anti drug posters any time soon.

*Note obvious 80's reference*

Weeelllll, considering we're approaching Halloween...
:o

Weeelllll, considering we're approaching Halloween...
:o


Considering the economic downslide at least you won't have too shell out too much money for either Nancy or Gary's get-up. :D

Considering the economic downslide at least you won't have too shell out too much money for either Nancy or Gary's get-up. :D


If Nancy Reagan and Gary Coleman had a baby, what would it look like?  Whatever it is, that's what I'm going to the next costume party as!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/redblob.gif

"And, yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her...give her a break!"

--Clark W. Griswold


I wonder if you are a Texan that Griswold would be Clark 'Dubya' Griswold.

I found a good site for all our leaders....http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/bushjoker.jpg('Nuff Said.)
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/The_Bill_and_Hillary_Show.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Bush_Boys_Vs_Saddam.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Ron_and_Nancy.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Ford_and_Carter.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Tricky_Dicky.jpg

More to come.

I found a good site for all our leaders....http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/bushjoker.jpg('Nuff Said.)
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/The_Bill_and_Hillary_Show.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Bush_Boys_Vs_Saddam.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Ron_and_Nancy.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Ford_and_Carter.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Tricky_Dicky.jpg

More to come.


great stuff

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2936/34djw44pw0.jpg

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-barack-obama-blessed-cheeze-makers.jpg

Must be Obama.  Monty Python is too cool of reference material for McCain. :)

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2936/34djw44pw0.jpg

;D
What are they waiting for the last bus outta Topeka?

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2936/34djw44pw0.jpg


Looks like the front guy peed his pants. 

Looks like the front guy peed his pants. 


Yeah but the second guy is covering his accident with a sign.

Part II of the pics....

http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Lyndon_Johnson.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/JFK_and_his_Ladies.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/IKE.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/TRUMAN.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/FDR.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Herbert_Hoover.jpg

Still...there will be some more.

Part II of the pics....


http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Herbert_Hoover.jpg





You can exchange Hoover for Dubya.



Cat

You can exchange Hoover for Dubya.



Cat


You should've seen the first batch, Bush was wearing a jester hat and both him and his father tackling Saddam.

Now...some more....
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Calvin_Coolidge.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/WarrenHarding.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/woodrow_wilson.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/williamhtaft.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/TEDDYR.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/William_McKinley.jpg

More will come later....

http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Calvin_Coolidge.jpg

Oh look it's Silent Cal, sometime I wish Dubya too lessons from him. :)

http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Calvin_Coolidge.jpg

Oh look it's Silent Cal, sometime I wish Dubya too lessons from him. :)



Every Vermonter knows that story.



Cat

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2936/34djw44pw0.jpg



Here is Carlos during a McCain speech that they aired on t.v.  ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Here is Carlos during a McCain speech that they aired on t.v.  ;D ;D ;D




Cat


Who's Carlos? ???

Anyhow...I got some more....http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/cleveharr.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/garfieldarthur.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/hayes.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Ulysses_S_Grant.jpg(You could probably use this one for Bush too.)http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/AndrewJohnson.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/ABE.jpg

Who's Carlos? ???

Anyhow...I got some more....http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/cleveharr.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/garfieldarthur.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/hayes.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Ulysses_S_Grant.jpg(You could probably use this one for Bush too.)http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/AndrewJohnson.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/ABE.jpg


That would be me, Don Carlos, her husband.

That would be me, Don Carlos, her husband.


You and Cat? I didn't know that, I'm sorry.

Here's another batch of those pics....http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/buchanan.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/piercefillmore.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Zachary_Taylor.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/JamesKPolk.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/HarrisonTyler.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Martin_Van_Buren.jpg

After the next one...that will be it!

And it came to pass in the 2008th year that the meme

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q5/cdp40/jesus_dinosaur.jpg

mutated, and lots of people found it lulzy, and copypasted it (or for the Creationists, "begat")

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q5/cdp40/Dinosaur-Palin.jpg

Hey, don't look at me.  I'm just

http://crabtools.wearscience.com/imgdump/teachblock.jpg

teaching the controversy...

http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2008/10/20081024_141247_mccain-black-ey.jpg

Here's the last of the pics I've been showing!...

http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/Andrew_Jackson.jpg(Too Bad Cheney isn't running because this would work for him too.)http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/MonroeAdams.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/James_Madison.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/JEFFERSON.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/John_Adams.jpghttp://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/WASHINGTON.jpg

And for the candidate for 2008...http://members.tripod.com/~CARIART/prezrace_low_res.jpg

That's it! There isn't any more!

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2826/obamamatrixcl5.jpg

Mad shout out to the SS in Tennessee, finally putting the domestic surveillance network to good use. 

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/zoolander.gif

http://i36.tinypic.com/m8i7vr.jpg

Speaking of Obama, I was wondering why the World Series resumed game was starting so late, but then I saw Obama's 30 minute ad thing and thought it was well done.

Speaking of Obama, I was wondering why the World Series resumed game was starting so late, but then I saw Obama's 30 minute ad thing and thought it was well done.
i'm getting the post-game commentary on countdown with keith olbermann right now. i didn't watch it, i was engaged in a deathmatch with this new ipod touch. how the fudge do i put all my retarded 70s movies on it?! goddammit.

anyway, reviews seem good. then again, countdown does have kinda a slant. it's MY slant, but still...

Wow. Just heard a few hours ago on our local news ... that at least 100 million Americans .... were expected NOT to vote in the upcoming election.  Thats a sizeable amount in the world's / one of the world's most powerful democracies.

It probably still is  :-\\  .... in SPITE of dubbya's efforts !  :D

Wow. Just heard a few hours ago on our local news ... that at least 100 million Americans .... were expected NOT to vote in the upcoming election.  Thats a sizeable amount in the world's / one of the world's most powerful democracies.

It probably still is   :-\\   .... in SPITE of dubbya's efforts !  :D


I'm guessing the turnout this year will be quite large, maybe 60% of registered voters.  Maybe even a bit more.  And that will be considered huge.

I thought this was a decent article:

http://www.economist.com/world/unitedstates/displayStory.cfm?story_id=12516666&source=features_box1

I'm guessing the turnout this year will be quite large, maybe 60% of registered voters.  Maybe even a bit more.  And that will be considered huge.

60%? That's a revolution!
:o

60%? That's a revolution!
:o


Hey Hey, you know.  We all want to change the world. 

Hey Hey, you know.  We all want to change the world. 

But when you carrying pictures of Jim around, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow....

(that's what I thought the lyrics were when I was seven)
:P

But when you carrying pictures of Jim around, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow....

(that's what I thought the lyrics were when I was seven)
:P


Ever go to amiright.com, Max?

Ever go to amiright.com, Max?


I knew about amiright before I knew about inthe00s!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_thumright.gif

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-john-mccain-sacrifice.jpg

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-john-mccain-sacrifice.jpg


Publicans now require child sacrifice.  So much for monetary campaign contributions.

Publicans now require child sacrifice.  So much for monetary campaign contributions.
well, unfortunately, they're actually still gonna need that, too.

but in return, they're gonna give your tax money to the bankers who ripped you off! doesn't that sound super?

well, unfortunately, they're actually still gonna need that, too.

but in return, they're gonna give your tax money to the bankers who ripped you off! doesn't that sound super?


I thought pretty much all of Congress did that already...

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/political-pictures-hamburger-helper.jpg

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/POLITICS/11/04/election.president/t1land.voting.tues.73.cnn.jpg

:D

This morning:

http://www.dph.com/fark/SW_Candidates.jpg

A few hours ago:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/Rexx211/misc/Poll27s_closed.jpg

PA and OH called for Obama:

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t291/smbrinich/Humor/election-outcome.jpg

January 19, 2009:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2583/movinonupiv3.jpg

January 20, 2009:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/lobotomysurvivor/obama-combo.jpg

You're going to be bored after the elections.  Maybe you should start working on a few well designed sympathy cards.

Through a spokesman it has been announced that Sarah Palin will not take the stage next to McCain

I'm sure glad Obama won, now there will be happy riots instead of angry riots :D

I'm sure glad Obama won, now there will be happy riots instead of angry riots :D


Fireworks!!!!

I'm sure glad Obama won, now there will be happy riots instead of angry riots :D


So the happy people will burn down the country, not the sad people? ;D

Through a spokesman it has been announced that Sarah Palin will not take the stage next to McCain


Gee that isn't how a political asset is supposed to act. :-\\

Through a spokesman it has been announced that Sarah Palin will not take the stage next to McCain


She's there, though.  Guess the spokesman lied.

http://www.macmeisters.com/~damien/election.jpg

Or if you're more of a visual learner than a book-learner,

http://aroundtampa.info/election/08win.jpg.

And for anyone who didn't get the point of McCain's concession speech,

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3246/14174207591759885086denzy0.jpg

Today it will be announced that Rudy Giuliani & Mitt Romney will be throwing their hats into the ring for the 2012 election. Sarah Palin will announce her candidacy next week.



Cat 

I wonder if that wedding is still on?

I wonder if that wedding is still on?


No, no, no, Rudy and Mitt can't even stand to be in the same room together. :D

No, no, no, Rudy and Mitt can't even stand to be in the same room together. :D



;D

Palin/Giulliani '12

:o

Palin/Giulliani '12

:o


Bite your tongue, Max. :P

  I like what Bill Maher just said on Larry King: 

  "George Bush is forbidden to meet with any foreign official for the next 76 days..."

 

   I like what Bill Maher just said on Larry King: 

   "George Bush is forbidden to meet with any foreign official for the next 76 days..."

 



To 'smooth the transition to the White House' (as he's SAID ! )  ?  Yes .... let's make sure he doesn't do any MORE damage !   8)

















  :D

Palin/Giulliani '12

:o


" By Golly, sorry about that 911 thingy" A nightmare ticket of ever I saw one.

It's going to be very disturbing if Palin ends up getting Stevens's Senate seat.

It's going to be very disturbing if Palin ends up getting Stevens's Senate seat.


Give up the Governorship?  I think she's still got two years.

joe scarborough drops the F bomb!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/10/joe-scarboroughs-fudge-up_n_142598.html

good times.

joe scarborough drops the F bomb!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/10/joe-scarboroughs-fudge-up_n_142598.html

good times.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sign10.gif

The Mike Barnacle jaw-drop is priceless!

Joe should get together with Bill Orally for some MF iced tea!

It's going to be very disturbing if Palin ends up getting Stevens's Senate seat.


It might happen....But she's also thinking about running in 2012.

But first...let's see how Obama does.

It seems very clear that he will hit the ground running by changing some of Bush's executive orders, like the stem cell research ban.  The bigger stuff, policy changes or new initiatives will take longer because they depend on congress.

So now we have a priest denying communion to those who voted for Obama because he (Obama) is pro-choice.  He doesn't deny communion to anyone else, just those who voted for Obama. 

http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/undergod/2008/11/priest_calls_vote_for_obama_a.html

a lot of catholics (including, as i recall, the last pope) find the iraq war objectionable on the grounds of its mammoth toll in innocent lives. so this guy needs to start denying "100 years of war" mccain voters communion too. then maybe i'll credit him with a consistent position.

So now we have a priest denying communion to those who voted for Obama because he (Obama) is pro-choice.  He doesn't deny communion to anyone else, just those who voted for Obama. 

http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/undergod/2008/11/priest_calls_vote_for_obama_a.html


How will he know if people don't vocalize who they voted for? 

a lot of catholics (including, as i recall, the last pope) find the iraq war objectionable on the grounds of its mammoth toll in innocent lives. so this guy needs to start denying "100 years of war" mccain voters communion too. then maybe i'll credit him with a consistent position.


The pope's opinion only matters when the question is what do you do in the bedroom, with who, and how young!
::)

The pope's opinion only matters when the question is what do you do in the bedroom, with who, and how young!
::)


Why does that sound a bit like the weird guys who likes hearing about it;  However he's still a virgin at 78.  Ohhh . . . never mind. :D

However he's still a virgin at 78. 

Riiiiiight!
::)

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/O/L/2/mt-bustmore-lk1002bd.jpg

mr cleveland i know youre balls on the earlier presidents, who are the two cats in the middle? i'm not schooled enough to know.

mr cleveland i know youre balls on the earlier presidents
Uhhhh...come again?

who are the two cats in the middle? i'm not schooled enough to know.

Herbert Hoover/James Buchanan.  The cartoonist marked them as such.

mr cleveland i know youre balls on the earlier presidents, who are the two cats in the middle? i'm not schooled enough to know.


Thank you.

I have more than one book on presidents BTW. Too bad Warren G. Harding wasn't on it.

Uhhhh...come again?


I think Tia means that I know a lot about Presidents.

Well, I have 3 or 4 books about the U.S. Presidents.

I think Tia means that I know a lot about Presidents.

Well, I have 3 or 4 books about the U.S. Presidents.

I know I have at least one...and it goes through George H.W. Bush. In fact, the one that I have was published shortly after he took office...so there wasn't much to say about his administration (yet). It was titled The Look-It-Up Book Of Presidents.

I know I have at least one...and it goes through George H.W. Bush. In fact, the one that I have was published shortly after he took office...so there wasn't much to say about his administration (yet). It was titled The Look-It-Up Book Of Presidents.

to add: I have seen updated versions of this book, the most recent of which will cover the most recent historic election.

I don't know how I missed this one, or why it didn't get more airplay.  An anti Obama ad by....Fabio    ;D ;D  We know that this didn't come out of Fabio that space he has that is usually occupied by a brain.

www.youtube.com/user/hikergate

I don't know how I missed this one, or why it didn't get more airplay.  An anti Obama ad by....Fabio    ;D ;D  We know that this didn't come out of Fabio that space he has that is usually occupied by a brain.

www.youtube.com/user/hikergate


What a crock of BS.  What I see going on looks more like fascism, or as Bernie Sanders describes it, socialism for the rich.

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/franken_diaper.jpg

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/franken_diaper.jpg


With the way the Minnesota Senate race is going that's the way he's being perceived as.  A big baby.  Another Paul Wellstone he ain't!!!! >:(

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/franken_diaper.jpg

LOL ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CXdYnYfXUI

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/political-pictures-blagojevich-ebay.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_88Ix3VjDs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CXdYnYfXUI


Who's on first?
No, Watt's on first, Wo's on second
..........

This would actually be funny if it wasn't so true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B4y5sZKdI4



Cat

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/2009.gif

I finally keyed into Barack the Magic Negro    :o  What the he$$ was that guy thinking??!!

I finally keyed into Barack the Magic Negro    :o   What the he$$ was that guy thinking??!!



Yeah, we listened to it the other day.  ::)



Cat

I finally keyed into Barack the Magic Negro    :o   What the he$$ was that guy thinking??!!

Did you mean the pathetic lyric, the appalling production quality or the dubious sentiment behind it?  (If it was one of mine, I'd have been too embarrassed to let it ever see the light of day)

I finally keyed into Barack the Magic Negro    :o   What the he$$ was that guy thinking??!!


Paul Krugman mentioned it in his op-ed today.  Thing is it may help the jerk get elected as chair of the RNC.  Good 'ol southern strategy.

Paul Krugman mentioned it in his op-ed today.  Thing is it may help the jerk get elected as chair of the RNC.  Good 'ol southern strategy.


Chip Saltsman? Sounds like a snack you get at TGI Fridays!
:P

I have a question that I hope people can answer. Who is more of a Stepford wife-Laura or Cindy? Not saying it really matters at this point but I'm just curious.



Cat

I have a question that I hope people can answer. Who is more of a Stepford wife-Laura or Cindy? Not saying it really matters at this point but I'm just curious.



Cat


I'd say it's a close tie.

I have a question that I hope people can answer. Who is more of a Stepford wife-Laura or Cindy? Not saying it really matters at this point but I'm just curious.



Cat
i vastly prefer laura to cindy. laura bush actually seems like a decent person, she just has bad taste in husbands.

Sometimes I don't think Cindy McCain looks or act human.  Laura does seem more approachable.

cripes, i've got that "barack the magic negro" song in my head now.  :(

i vastly prefer laura to cindy. laura bush actually seems like a decent person, she just has bad taste in husbands.




Sometimes I don't think Cindy McCain looks or act human.  Laura does seem more approachable.



So, you two are saying that Cindy is more of a Stepford wife?



Cat

So, you two are saying that Cindy is more of a Stepford wife?



Cat

I've been to Stepford, Arizona, in a drug-induced coma, Sunny Von Bulow ain't got nothing on me, got a doc in California gonna remove my lipoma, and I'll snag some pills from charity....

Keep on Iraq'n me baby...

(oh well...)
:-\\

damn song's still in my head, i'm worried i'm gonna start singing "barack the magic negro" while i'm walking down the hall.

damn song's still in my head, i'm worried i'm gonna start singing "barack the magic negro" while i'm walking down the hall.


Here's what you do.  You got a hammer?  If you don't, ask the custodial staff.  If they ask what it's for, hand them a fifty and tell them never mind.  When you've got the hammer, hit yourself on the head as hard as you can.  "Barack the Magic Negro" should subside.  If it doesn't, repeat the process until it does.  If necessary, ask a co-worker to take over hammer duty.  If they ask you what for, hand them a fifty and tell them never mind.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/unhappy.gif

Here's what you do.  You got a hammer?  If you don't, ask the custodial staff.  If they ask what it's for, hand them a fifty and tell them never mind.  When you've got the hammer, hit yourself on the head as hard as you can.  "Barack the Magic Negro" should subside.  If it doesn't, repeat the process until it does.  If necessary, ask a co-worker to take over hammer duty.  If they ask you what for, hand them a fifty and tell them never mind.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/unhappy.gif



If I had a hammer, there wouldn't be any folk singers.


Cat

i could also just listen to a different song.

i could also just listen to a different song.


Might be less painful.....unless it is Michael Bolton then then hammer would be the preferred method. ;)

So, you two are saying that Cindy is more of a Stepford wife?



Cat


Stepford wife boarding on alien life form.

If I had a hammer, there wouldn't be any folk singers.


Cat

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning...

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning...


I'd get hammered in the morning, I'd get hammered in evening all over this land!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/drunken_smilie.gif

If I had a hammer, there wouldn't be any folk singers.


http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4639/hammerzeitkr6.jpg

Hammer out a solution, all over this land!

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4639/hammerzeitkr6.jpg

Hammer out a solution, all over this land!


Those boys friends of yours?
???

Those boys friends of yours?
???


Naw, but no political thread's complete without an invocation of Godwin's Law.

We went 28 pages - 420 (munchies, anyone?  arbeit macht fries?) posts - including a Presidential campaign.  Dude, it was time.  We've got standards here.  No political thread's ever complete without at least one reference to Nazis!

(Besides, in keeping with the folk song, it was either MC Hammer or a screencap from The Passion of the Christ.  I'm goin' to hell either way...)

He is such an a$$

So What!  So What!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCW-Su2NG2w

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4639/hammerzeitkr6.jpg

Hammer out a solution, all over this land!



Is that guy break dancing?



Cat

Is that guy break dancing?

Sounds like a limerick:

There once was a break-dancing Nazi
Who often would get down and party
While out on patrol
He would drop, spin and roll
While his Kam'raden looked on aghast-y

If I had a hammer, there wouldn't be any folk singers.


Cat


You're not a fan of Peter, Paul, and Mary aren't you?

You're not a fan of Peter, Paul, and Mary aren't you?



Actually, I'm a BIG fan of Peter, Paul, & Mary. I was just making a joke.



Cat

You're not a fan of Peter, Paul, and Mary aren't you?


Pete Seeger wrote it.

Pete Seeger wrote it.


Pete Seeger once tried to pick up my best friend.  She was about 15, he was....I don't know, in his late 40s at the time(it happened in the mid sixties).

Pete Seeger once tried to pick up my best friend.  She was about 15, he was....I don't know, in his late 40s at the time(it happened in the mid sixties).
free love!

free love!


15 will get you 20  ;D

Pete Seeger once tried to pick up my best friend.  She was about 15, he was....I don't know, in his late 40s at the time(it happened in the mid sixties).



There is a photo of Pete in my yearbook from my junior year. He lived very close to the school and came to visit. Somewhere I have a photo of him with my step-father.


Cat

There is a photo of Pete in my yearbook from my junior year. He lived very close to the school and came to visit. Somewhere I have a photo of him with my step-father.


Cat


Pete will probably agree that Bush is the worst president that we will ever have and should be judged....So he'd be like my boss (not my pastor, he went for McCain).

But this might shock you...Bush I wants Jeb to run for President in 2012.

That will happen...like Dennis Kucinich would be President in 2016. I'm sorry, but Bush left a bad taste in many people's mouths. 8-P

Pete Seeger once tried to pick up my best friend.  She was about 15, he was....I don't know, in his late 40s at the time(it happened in the mid sixties).


He just wanted to show 'er his hammer!  The sixties must have been a sweet time for Pete!  He prolly had those little homespun-skirted folk groupies feeding him grapes and massaging his feet!
:P

Allen Ginsberg tried to pick up my friend Lonny when Lonny was living in Boulder.  Lonny was hitching a ride back into town when Baba Ginsberg pulls up to him three sheets to the wind.  He offered Lonny a hundred bucks for a beejay; Allen giving the beejay.  Lonny just said, "Go home, Allen, you're drunk!"
8-P

Pete Seeger once tried to pick up my best friend.  She was about 15, he was....I don't know, in his late 40s at the time(it happened in the mid sixties).


It could have been worse.  Mick Jagger could have tried it.

It could have been worse.  Mick Jagger could have tried it.


When you're Mick Jagger, you don't have to "try."  You just set up a take-a-number ticker at the backstage door!
8-P

It could have been worse.  Mick Jagger could have tried it.



I'd rather Jagger in the sixties, than Seeger in his sixties

Back to politics

worst job losses since 1945

We haven't heard from GWB2004 in quite a while.  Wonder what he, or any bushman(or woman) thinks of his hero now

www.money.cnn.com/2009/01/09/news/economy/jobs_december/?postversion=2009010912

Back to politics

worst job losses since 1945

We haven't heard from GWB2004 in quite a while.  Wonder what he, or any bushman(or woman) thinks of his hero now

www.money.cnn.com/2009/01/09/news/economy/jobs_december/?postversion=2009010912
actually i think GWB2004 and Dubya hisself got divorced a while ago, as I recall, because Dubya doesn't hate immigrants enough.

i can tell you, though, that according to the True Believers, the economic collapse is totally the democrats' fault because back in the 1990s sometime they passed a bill that encouraged poor people to buy homes.

man, i'm snarky today.  ;D

oh, and 20 years from now we're all actually going to remember bush as our greatest president. little-known fact.

oh, and 20 years from now we're all actually going to remember bush as our greatest president. little-known fact.


More like opinion. Remember what happened to Reagan, many people may have wanted him impeached and considered him Worst President Ever, not only that but evil!

More like opinion. Remember what happened to Reagan, many people may have wanted him impeached and considered him Worst President Ever, not only that but evil!



I don't think Reagan the worst, but he wouldn't be welcome in my house.

oh, and 20 years from now we're all actually going to remember bush as our greatest president. little-known fact.



I did say that Dubya may just be the best thing that happened to this country-meaning he put in place all the things that the neocons wanted and look what happened? Dubya's example will be held up as what NOT to do. He has managed to destroy just about EVERYTHING he put his hand on so now we have to start from scratch. And now is the time for TRUE change in this country instead of the status quo that has been for the past couple of hundred years.


Cat

I'm sorry, but Bush left a bad taste in many people's mouths. 8-P


No, that was Clinton I.  The only people during Bush II's administration who went on record for that sort of thing were in Congress, the Senate, a few state offices, and that one paid shill in the White House press corps.

oh, and 20 years from now we're all actually going to remember bush as our greatest president. little-known fact.


The future doesn't matter, we'll all be dead!  Heh heh!

The future doesn't matter, we'll all be dead!  Heh heh!
in the future, fish and humans will coexist. it will KICK ASS!

in the future, fish and humans will coexist. it will KICK ASS!



You mean sea kittens & humans will coexist.


http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/    ::)



Cat

You mean sea kittens & humans will coexist.


http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/    ::)



Cat


Are you a PeTA Nut, Cat?


The future doesn't matter, we'll all be dead!  Heh heh!


Countdown to 2012!

Are you a PeTA Nut, Cat?



Hardly, which is why I used the  ::) .



Cat

Something to make you smile.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J-im8Yz064



Cat

Bush Sr had an aircraft carrier named after him today. Story here

Dubya will have a turd plant named after him.

signature banned as well

Bush said he had come "to help commission an awesome ship and to honor an awesome man."

Thus cementing the opinion that he has the mentality of a 12 year old.

Bush said he had come "to help commission an awesome ship and to honor an awesome man."

Thus cementing the opinion that he has the mentality of a 12 year old.


not quite yet. he'll have finally cemented this opinion when he calls something "rad."

or "wicked." either one.

Dubya will have a turd plant named after him.

signature banned as well


When I told my dad that a Sanitation Plant may be named after Bush, he had a good laugh. (He's like me when it comes to Bush, not all being "fudge Bush, he's the worst president ever" nor being like "Let's put Bush up on a pedestal" either).

When I told my dad that a Sanitation Plant may be named after Bush, he had a good laugh. (He's like me when it comes to Bush, not all being "fudge Bush, he's the worst president ever" nor being like "Let's put Bush up on a pedestal" either).


Bush is the worst president ever, but he couldn't have done it without the help of the Democrats in the senate who refused to stop two ill-gotten Bush "victories," who voted for the USAPATRIOT act, who beat the drums of war as loud as the Republicans, who kissed ass to big business greed, who vied to say the nicest thing about Israel, who schemed with Republicans to prosecute a successful defeat of the middle class, who refused to impeach Dubya when the gained control in '06, and who generally cowered and simpered in the face of fascism.

Obama and co. have two years to prove they're different from the Dems of the past thirty years.  If they show the color yellow, I change my registration to Independent...forever.
::)

Obama and co. have two years to prove they're different from the Dems of the past thirty years.  If they show the color yellow, I change my registration to Independent...forever.
::)


Max, I know your opinion about Bush is WAY different than mine, but you're better off being an Indie because both Democrat and Republican parties sleep in the same bed!

Okay...and my opinion about political parties are different too. :-\\

Max, I know your opinion about Bush is WAY different than mine, but you're better off being an Indie because both Democrat and Republican parties sleep in the same bed!

Okay...and my opinion about political parties are different too. :-\\


I agree.  I am registered with no party affiliation.  Although I lean Republican, I do vote Dem as well.  I vote my conscience.  My father used to go and just pull the R lever and it drove me nuts.  This country would be in a better place if people would vote for a candidate they agree with most rather than using their vote to vote against the other guy.

I agree.  I am registered with no party affiliation.  Although I lean Republican, I do vote Dem as well.  I vote my conscience.  My father used to go and just pull the R lever and it drove me nuts.  This country would be in a better place if people would vote for a candidate they agree with most rather than using their vote to vote against the other guy.


Sadly...that won't happen.  :(

When I told my dad that a Sanitation Plant may be named after Bush, he had a good laugh. (He's like me when it comes to Bush, not all being "fudge Bush, he's the worst president ever" nor being like "Let's put Bush up on a pedestal" either).


Speaking of putting him up on a pedestal, why did they name that plant after him anyways?  I mean, what did our feces do to deserve that?

Max, I know your opinion about Bush is WAY different than mine, but you're better off being an Indie because both Democrat and Republican parties sleep in the same bed!

Okay...and my opinion about political parties are different too. :-\\


I've been nine-tenths of the way to independent for a decade, but like a crummy parent, I'm always giving the spoiled brat "Just ONE more chance!"
::)

I justified it by saying they were better than the Republicans, even if only a little better. 

Now, however, they've got both chambers of Congress, the executive branch, and an electorate crying out for deep reform.  This is turning into the worst recession since WWII and Bush is the most consistently unpopular president in the history of modern polling.  In short, the Dems have no excuse to maintain the status quo.  If they do, they'll prove George Wallace right, "There's not a dime's worth of difference between the Democratic and Republican parties."  Right now, I think there's twice that--maybe twenty cents worth of difference!

When I hear liberal pundits STILL trying blame Ralph Nader for Bush, it makes me want to whack them with a rusty shovel!
>:(


Bush said he had come "to help commission an awesome ship and to honor an awesome man."

Thus cementing the opinion that he has the mentality of a 12 year old.



Unless he meant "awesome" in the original sense of the word, which I could dig!  But you're probably right, he's the Teenage Mutant Ninja President.  Let's go get a pizza duuude!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/kermit.gif

I justified it by saying they were better than the Republicans, even if only a little better. 

Now, however, they've got both chambers of Congress, the executive branch, and an electorate crying out for deep reform.  This is turning into the worst recession since WWII and Bush is the most consistently unpopular president in the history of modern polling.  In short, the Dems have no excuse to maintain the status quo.  If they do, they'll prove George Wallace right, "There's not a dime's worth of difference between the Democratic and Republican parties."  Right now, I think there's twice that--maybe twenty cents worth of difference!


I do agree with you saying that Bush is very unpopular through modern opinion polls, he outranks Nixon right now.

Being an amateur President Historian, some 'bad' Presidents were actually popular. Warren G. Harding, who probably had the worst scandal in Presidential History had a very good popularity. The same goes with the opposite with Abraham Lincoln (I know, I'm beating the dead horse here). He wasn't popular until he died.

Max, do you have friends that disagree with you about presidents...that are in your region? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRB5DIYRfa0

oh nose!

2008:

http://i42.tinypic.com/ezg20j.jpg

1938:

http://www.slackers.co.za/uploads/20080409/eliminatedjuicemy5zn9.jpg

Apparently, there's been some sort of kerfuffle in Gaza.  Someone call OJ Simpson to find out which side is harboring the real killers, and give him a white Ford Bronco with UN stencilling on it, and maybe both sides can shoot at him instead of each other for a change...

http://buffalobeast.com/134/PALIN.gif

2008:

http://i42.tinypic.com/ezg20j.jpg

1938:

http://www.slackers.co.za/uploads/20080409/eliminatedjuicemy5zn9.jpg

Apparently, there's been some sort of kerfuffle in Gaza.  Someone call OJ Simpson to find out which side is harboring the real killers, and give him a white Ford Bronco with UN stencilling on it, and maybe both sides can shoot at him instead of each other for a change...


^ Reminds me of one of the nixed Halloween costume ideas I had.  My mom was a little disturbed about it so she didn't simply say no; she explained why she was not going to let me knock on neighborhood doors and ask for candy while dressed as Adolph Hitler.  Jeez, I didn't know he was such a terrible guy.  He looked kind of cute in the cartoons!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sad1.gif

sounds a bit like when i started a treehouse club as a kid and couldn't understand why my parents thought our rules were so funny; one of them was, "No jacking off, this is not a baby school." I thought jacking off was just another way of saying "goofing off."

http://chrischen.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/americanworld.png

sounds a bit like when i started a treehouse club as a kid and couldn't understand why my parents thought our rules were so funny; one of them was, "No jacking off, this is not a baby school." I thought jacking off was just another way of saying "goofing off."


We had a clubhouse rule, "No gaylords and no being a gaylord."

How will I know when I'm being a gaylord?  We'll tell you!
:D

http://chrischen.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/americanworld.png

:)

No wonder you guys had a problem with Libya & Sudan ;)

:)

No wonder you guys had a problem with Libya & Sudan ;)
lol. no africa whatsoever. i didn't even notice that.  ;D sadly true to american perceptions. although i didn't see anyone else falling over themselves to intervene in rwanda either. the human race is fudgeing sad, man.

lol. no africa whatsoever. i didn't even notice that.   ;D sadly true to american perceptions. although i didn't see anyone else falling over themselves to intervene in rwanda either. the human race is fudging sad, man.


Africa is where Dubya claims to be most popular!
:D

Africa is where Dubya claims to be most popular!
:D
africa is an awesome country! they have blacks too!

actually, if someone asks me if there's anything i like about bush, i usually cite his funding for combatting aids in africa. even though i think it was a trojan horse for his abstinence bullsheesh, it's pretty much the only decision bush ever made that didn't kill thousands of people.

africa is an awesome country! they have blacks too!

Wasn't that Sarah Palin?

Wasn't that Sarah Palin?
no it was bush but i'm fudgeing ignorant. he was talking to the president of brazil.

http://www.disinfo.com/archive/pages/news/id2281/pg1/index.html

 

bush asks president of brazil: "do you have blacks, too?"
by Der Spiegel (Germany) - June. 17, 2002
 
It is said, that, before September 11, George W. Bush thought the Taliban were a Bavarian brass band. Now, thanks to his comprehensive knowledge, the most powerful man in the world has got into hot water again.
Washington - It was Condoleezza Rice, national security advisor, who helped her boss out of the embarassing situation. During a conversation between the two presidents, George W. Bush, 55, (USA) and Fernando Henrique Cardoso, 71, (Brazil), Bush bewildered his colleague with the question "Do you have blacks, too?"

Rice, 47, noticing how astonished the Brazilian was, saved the day by telling Bush "Mr. President, Brazil probably has more blacks than the USA. Some say it's the Country with the most blacks outside Africa." Later, the Brazilian president Cardoso said: regarding Latin America, Bush was still in his "learning phase".



god love condi rice. i think history will absolve her.

no it was bush but i'm fudging ignorant. he was talking to the president of brazil.

http://www.disinfo.com/archive/pages/news/id2281/pg1/index.html

god love condi rice. i think history will absolve her.



History may, I won't. 

Bush did fund money for Aids in Africa, but only after Bono shamed him into it.  They made a big production about how much money they would give, then didn't write the check.  Bono waited, then got pissed and started talking about how they hadn't received the money so in order to avoid embarrassment they started trickling the funds, of course with the birth control caveat.

africa is an awesome country! they have blacks too!

actually, if someone asks me if there's anything i like about bush, i usually cite his funding for combatting aids in africa. even though i think it was a trojan horse for his abstinence balony, it's pretty much the only decision bush ever made that didn't kill thousands of people.


A Trojan horse for abstinence baloney!  Uh-huh-huh-huh!
:D

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/georgebushkitty.jpg

naturally, i'd suspected as much.

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/georgebushkitty.jpg

naturally, i'd suspected as much.


It's probably the only puss, I mean... you know what I mean... ;) ;) ;)

It's probably the only puss, I mean... you know what I mean... ;) ;) ;)



oh yuk! 

in speaking of oh, yuck, let's see if this makes it past the mods...
OK, so every once in a while, the Wonkette tips line gets an email from nationally syndicated cartoonist Jeff Danziger, which generally consists of just an attached image file with no accompanying text. I generally end up not using these, because I can’t fit them into whatever half-assed theme I come up with for the week at the last minute, so with his latest submission Mr. Danziger has apparently decided to up the ante. Since he sent it to me, I suppose nobody can object if I reproduce it here full-size:


http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/090116-1.jpg


So, uh, yeah, that’s pretty much a naked Dick Cheney, his flabby ass cheeks on full display, preparing to drop a semen-filled condom bearing the slightly befuddled face of George W. Bush into the toilet. (Question: Is the Bush-condom “ribbed� for “her pleasure�?) Now, Mr. Danziger might think that this sort of thing is “hip� and “cool,� but I have to ask: What about the children? See, my wife is a professional sex educator, which means she goes to schools and talks to the youth of today about sex diseases and baby-making and whatnot, and she always emphasizes that you should never flush condoms down the toilet, because you’ll block up the plumbing and then your parents will have to call the plumbers and they’ll find the condoms and you’ll have some ’splaining to do.

Anyway, I have not been able to find this cartoon anywhere on the Internet, not even on Danziger’s own site. This makes sense, because obviously no reputable newspaper would print it. It is repugnant and offensive, and we at Wonkette are proud to present it here.


http://wonkette.com/405491/cartoon-violence-is-some-kind-of-cartoon-dominatrix-for-hire-now-apparently

WTF    ;D ;D

http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/georgebushkitty.jpg

naturally, i'd suspected as much.



I hope that kitty sh!ts in his hand.



in speaking of oh, yuck, let's see if this makes it past the mods...http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/090116-1.jpg

http://wonkette.com/405491/cartoon-violence-is-some-kind-of-cartoon-dominatrix-for-hire-now-apparently



Before I read the article, I was thinking, "That looks like a Danziger cartoon." Am I good or am I good?  ;)



Cat

in speaking of oh, yuck, let's see if this makes it past the mods...http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/090116-1.jpg


Best. Cartoon. Evar.

Here's the flip side:

http://www.ibabuzz.com/bottomsup/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bush-era-in-beer-cartoon.jpg

fudgein' brilliant. 8)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20090116/capt.01a009f07fef4536a7b5f99905e14fa2.clarkmade_01162009bw1_jpg.jpg?x=400&y=308&q=85&sig=.wEht.2qhTxZVW1BIXVm0A--





Cat

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2009-01/44596908.jpg

dude, you sheeshtin' me, i'm president? that's TRIPPY dude...

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2009-01/44596908.jpg

dude, you sheeshtin' me, i'm president? that's TRIPPY dude...


invisible blunt ;D

invisible blunt ;D


lol. good one.

signature banned as well

invisible blunt ;D
yeah, Kath, that's too funny.  Obama's hittin' it  ;D

invisible blunt ;D
cuz B-Huss TOKED IT UP  8)

cuz B-Huss TOKED IT UP  8)


Don't bogart the doobage, Barack!
8)

roll another one, just like the other one    ;D

invisible blunt ;D

I was just thinking that myself.. well, about photoshopping in a cigar-sized reefer ;)

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2009-01/44596908.jpg

dude, you sheeshtin' me, i'm president? that's TRIPPY dude...


Inhaled?  Of course I inhaled, that's the whole point! ;)

haha, they just introduced him as "Barack H. Obama."

Isn't great to see Mohammed Ali at the inauguration?

haha, they just introduced him as "Barack H. Obama."


Not for the swearing in.

Not for the swearing in.
it sucks that they screwed up the oath. he can't be president now. :( four more years of bush! enjoy.

check out the emoticons.

So what did everyone think of his speech? :)

The speech was terrific. I loved the way he cut up Bush.  We have it on tape.

uh oh, he admitted to being a "lefty" when he was signing his documents.

Well, I know something you do not know...

what what what? ???

*I* am not left handed.

am i the only one who finds it a little nerve-wracking that The One is just walking down the street? i mean i'm sure they know what they're doing but jeez.  :\'(

am i the only one who finds it a little nerve-wracking that The One is just walking down the street? i mean i'm sure they know what they're doing but jeez.  :\'(



Yeah, it does make me a little nervous, too.



Cat

^ I will be nervous about him for the rest of his life. 

am i the only one who finds it a little nerve-wracking that The One is just walking down the street? i mean i'm sure they know what they're doing but jeez.  :\'(


Lewis Rothschild: At least let the agents do a securtiy sweeep we don't know who's in there!
President Andrew Shepherd: You think there a florist in there planing an assassination on the the off-chance that I might be stopping by?
Lewis Rothschild: It's possible.