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Subject: light bulbs and George Bush
Written By: marthadtox3 on 11/05/04 at 9:34 pm
Subject: light bulb joke from a proud member of the reality-based community
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
light bulb?
1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed;
3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for darkness;
5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the
new light bulb;
6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished";
7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";
8. one to viciously smear #7;
9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
Subject: Re: light bulbs and George Bush
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/06/04 at 1:58 pm
That is great. I love it. ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: light bulbs and George Bush
Written By: Don Carlos on 11/06/04 at 3:23 pm
Too funny!
Subject: Re: light bulbs and George Bush
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/06/04 at 7:24 pm
;D ;D ;D ;D
You forgot--one to meet secretly with D i c k Cheney to arrange the outsourcing of bulb changing to Halliburton, who will just steal one from your house and charge the taxpayers $1000 for it!
Subject: Re: light bulbs and George Bush
Written By: marthadtox3 on 11/07/04 at 3:21 am
LOL
Subject: Re: light bulbs and George Bush
Written By: Tanya1976 on 11/07/04 at 5:56 pm
:D ;D ;D ;D
Too funny!
Tanya