The frankfurter quote: another reason I embrace death.

back up to the top you go thread. Philip may be here soon and we can't be having you at the bottom or on page 2 (heaven forbid)!

back up to the top you go thread. Philip may be here soon and we can't be having you at the bottom or on page 2 (heaven forbid)!
..and here I am!

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878, we are dropping even more.

I've just been clearing my laptop of unused software and things that I don't need anymore... i've created quite a bit more space, now  :)
Splendid!

..and here I am!
and here you are.

and here you are.
How was it overnight?

How was it overnight?
it's been somewhat quiet the last hour or 2, although it was hectic earlier

it's been somewhat quiet the last hour or 2, although it was hectic earlier
A case of suddenly every goes out or to bed?

A case of suddenly every goes out or to bed?
perhaps, sometimes I don't even look to see who's on, I just do my own thing, just happily plodding along the board from thread to thread.

perhaps, sometimes I don't even look to see who's on, I just do my own thing, just happily plodding along the board from thread to thread.
As we do?

As we do?
yes, as you've been doing for a long time

That neighbour of mine is now Take That out loud.

That neighbour of mine is now Take That out loud.
you have a loud neighbor?

you have a loud neighbor?
It only seems to happen at weekends, my wife will have a word with her when they met each other, you know a woman-to-woman talk...

It only seems to happen at weekends, my wife will have a word with her when they met each other, you know a woman-to-woman talk...
I remember watching the Osbournes and Sharon got so mad at her neighbors because of the noise, she threw a ham over the fence at them

I remember watching the Osbournes and Sharon got so mad at her neighbors because of the noise, she threw a ham over the fence at them
I do not like the idea of the waste of good food.

Meat.

Meat.
Any kind of food.

Any kind of food.


i appreciate a good pie fight.

How was it overnight?


Overnight for the US and during the day for the UK??

I remember watching the Osbournes and Sharon got so mad at her neighbors because of the noise, she threw a ham over the fence at them


HAHAHA!!  I saw that episode and another were they were going crazy at their neighbours because of people laughing and screaming in the garden, seems quite bizarre actaully when you consider the amount of racket that must come out of the Osborne's house.  ;D ;D

HAHAHA!!  I saw that episode and another were they were going crazy at their neighbours because of people laughing and screaming in the garden, seems quite bizarre actaully when you consider the amount of racket that must come out of the Osborne's house.   ;D ;D
"What is that BlLEEP in the BLEEP garden, gawd BLEEP!!!

Is it me, or are the boards here slow?

Is it me, or are the boards here slow?


there need to be more posts!

right now i'd be happy to argue with harmonica! lol.

there need to be more posts!

right now i'd be happy to argue with harmonica! lol.
I meant slow in connection, not in response from others.

I meant slow in connection, not in response from others.


Mine is running pretty darn slow, but i have a lot of windows open and a very slow computer.

Mine is running pretty darn slow, but i have a lot of windows open and a very slow computer.
My machine should be quick, probably everyone is in the Arcade slowing everything up.

i didnt notice a problem with connection speed.

My machine should be quick, probably everyone is in the Arcade slowing everything up.


i'm afraid to try the arcade. i'm here so much as it is.

i didnt notice a problem with connection speed.
Can it be me then?

Can it be me then?
mine is working at normal speed  ???

Can it be me then?
your computer is insufficiently motivated. you should kick and slap and beat on it.

your computer is insufficiently motivated. you should kick and slap and beat on it.
Mine you it is 11:30pm here!

A-ha, you thought I had gone to bed!

"What is that BlLEEP in the BLEEP garden, gawd BLEEP!!!



A-ha, you thought I had gone to bed!



.. :o Feelin' alright today, Philip..?

.. :o Feelin' alright today, Philip..?

I am off to bed right now, so I will bid you all a pleasant day.

I am off to bed right now, so I will bid you all a pleasant day.




'Night..! :)

Goodnight all!

Kiss me like you mean Goodbye, said the Spider to the Fly.

The forum's awful slow for me too.

But anyway..

PENIS!

The forum's awful slow for me too.

But anyway..

PENIS!




PENIS

PENIS


PENIS!

damn word  >:(

PENIS!




PENISSSS..!!!11




Okay, I'm starting to get uncomfortable with this..! I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU WIN..!!!!1 :D

PENISSSS..!!!11




Okay, I'm starting to get uncomfortable with this..! I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU WIN..!!!!1 :D


still not big enough.
:)

ENVY

still not big enough.
:)



http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif..!!!

ENVY


DICKINGS!

ENVY

since you all seem slightly bored, wanna hear a joke

since you all seem slightly bored, wanna hear a joke


yay!

Wheres my yoke you sonuvabeech?  >:( ;D

yay!
it's coming, sorry.just waiting for a green light, and it's a clean joke, well, 98%.  Father takes his 2 bad little boys,  ages 8 & 11  to the diner for lunch. A nice country style waitress comes over to take their order. She sees the dad has his hands full and asks the 11 year old "so what would you like to order sweetie"? The kid tells her "I'll have a goddam cheeseburger"!  The dad reaches over and slaps the 11 year old upside his head.  Not missing a beat, and hoping to avoid anymore of a disturbance, the waitress quickly leans down and asks the 8 year old "what would you like to order sugar"?  the kid looks first at his brother, then his dad, and then tells the waitress; "you can bet your sweet ass it ain't gonna be no goddam cheeseburger"?

not bad, not bad.
:)

not bad, not bad.
:)
Buddy Hackett tells it much better in perhaps one of the funniest and hard to find HBO specials, his standup comedy was great

Buddy Hackett tells it much better in perhaps one of the funniest and hard to find HBO specials, his standup comedy was great

oh man, he was a funny, funny man!

oh man, he was a funny, funny man!
looking for his special on Ebay, really hard to get, but worth it

DICKINGS!



Omg, I haven't quoted Dr. Tran in SOOOOOoooOOO long.  :\'(


Watch him beat his own mother...


WITH
      A
        BOKEN
              LAWN
                      CHAIR...!

A "boken" chair, eh?  :D

A "boken" chair, eh?  :D



Aw, crap.. =(

A "boken" chair, eh?  :D


Joke's on you laughing man.

A boken is an oriental weapon, a kind of wooden sword. Thus it's perfectly conceivable a chair could be made of them.

Joke's on you laughing man.

A boken is an oriental weapon, a kind of wooden sword. Thus it's perfectly conceivable a chair could be made of them.



In your face, Andrew. See? I MEANT to type "Boken".

a chair made out of oriental wooden swords huh?
INCONCEIVABLE http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/wallaceshawn.jpg

a chair made out of oriental wooden swords huh?
INCONCEIVABLE http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/wallaceshawn.jpg


She, looks VERY familiar.

a chair made out of oriental wooden swords huh?
INCONCEIVABLE [



LOL! ;D
In-Con-THEEvable!!!!

great one.

LOL! ;D
In-Con-THEEvable!!!!

great one.
thanks, had to find the right pic, I wanna watch that now!!!

thanks, had to find the right pic, I wanna watch that now!!!


that would be good...I'm on my thrid episode of Law and Order..

She, looks VERY familiar.
Princess Buttercup, played by Robin Wright who also played Jenny in Forrest Gump

Ok, everyone needs to try this.

Get a pint glass, fill it on fifth dry gin, one fifth tequila, one fifth rum, 2 fifths orange juice  :)

Ok, everyone needs to try this.

Get a pint glass, fill it on fifth dry gin, one fifth tequila, one fifth rum, 2 fifths orange juice  :)
damn, fly me to the moon. thats rocket fuel

damn, fly me to the moon. thats rocket fuel


A bottle of bourbon is rocket fuel.  :D

Ok, everyone needs to try this.

Get a pint glass, fill it on fifth dry gin, one fifth tequila, one fifth rum, 2 fifths orange juice  :)


I don't have juice.
I'll still do it, though.

waiiiiit...is this an attempt to get the spin the bottle game going in the "kissed a girl' thread?

I don't have juice.
I'll still do it, though.

waiiiiit...is this an attempt to get the spin the bottle game going in the "kissed a girl' thread?


Errrm... all depends on which way i fancy going this evening.

You could try it with coke as well i guess.


damn, fly me to the moon. thats rocket fuel


Yup, one of those that chases down your spine as you drink it.

Just checking!

maybe there needs to be a place for posting once one has had a few..

maybe there needs to be a place for posting once one has had a few..


I agree!

I agree!


I will nedd it in about an hour. 8)

I will nedd it in about an hour. 8)


Looks like you already nedd it.

I will nedd it in about an hour. 8)
nedd ?

Looks like you already nedd it.

comic genius.
as you can see  from my messages I can't type well.....
wait, I actually think I'm getting BETTER!

comic genius.
as you can see  from my messages I can't type well.....
wait, I actually think I'm getting BETTER!


;D

I can't say anything. I always have to spell check otherwise i sound like i just came here from Mongolia.

;D

I can't say anything. I always have to spell check otherwise i sound like i just came here from Mongolia.

I'm sitting on the sofa cross-legged and the keys are a little far away - I'm not really looking at the screen while typing so I'm messing up.


don't mean I won't need that drunk thread in an hour, though.

I don't have juice.
I'll still do it, though.

waiiiiit...is this an attempt to get the spin the bottle game going in the "kissed a girl' thread?
yeah, get er drunk!

yeah, get er drunk!
I have just eaten some non-fermented wine!

I'm sitting on the sofa cross-legged and the keys are a little far away - I'm not really looking at the screen while typing so I'm messing up.


don't mean I won't need that drunk thread in an hour, though.


I feel i ought to go and search the fridge in hopes of joining you on such a mighty plateau of temporary illiteracy.

I have just eaten some non-fermented wine!
grapes!!!! what color chardonnay or cabernet

grapes!!!! what color chardonnay or cabernet
A greenish colour

I feel i ought to go and search the fridge in hopes of joining you on such a mighty plateau of temporary illiteracy.

Please help yourself!

Hey; I just hit 2000!

Please help yourself!

Hey; I just hit 2000!
Well done.

2000 posting... happy days!

thanks!
cheers!

My arms, shoulders and hands are tired, sore, and numb from too much unknown action

My arms, shoulders and hands are tired, sore, and numb from too much unknown action


Kinky beast!

Kinky beast!
I have my weaknesses like everyone else. I rarely go into the arcade, but I spent a little time playing a game and took a championship away from my friend lasvegasbill and can't wait to hear from him  8)

My arms, shoulders and hands are tired, sore, and numb from too much unknown action


that unknown action is sooooo known.

wait. sore AND numb?

My arms, shoulders and hands are tired, sore, and numb from too much unknown action
Use the other hand?

Guest  04:48:57 AM Viewing the topic "Deborah Gibson says her Playboy pics better than Tiffany's" .

that unknown action is sooooo known.

wait. sore AND numb?
actually more tired and it's probably because my setup isn't ergonomically beneficial
Use the other hand?
I wish!! On Gunslinger you have to use both hands, left hand for #1 thru #3 keys to change weaponry, and right hand for mouse

On Gunslinger you have to use both hands, left hand for #1 thru #3 keys to change weaponry, and right hand for mouse


you're HOW old?

:)

actually more tired and it's probably because my setup isn't ergonomically beneficialI wish!! On Gunslinger you have to use both hands, left hand for #1 thru #3 keys to change weaponry, and right hand for mouse
Some games sometimes seem to be to complicated for me.

I should really be sleeping now!

you're HOW old?

:)
I'm efffng old girl   and the big party is coming up and also, there's only 11 shopping days left

I'm efffng old girl  and the big party is coming up and also, there's only 11 shopping days left

to what?

to what?
my 50th birthday. Didn't you get an invitation?  Didn't you see my thread a while back asking for ideas for my big birthday? you didn't see ? :\'(  I'm freakin 49 years old and I hate gettin older, but the good part is I'm still alive and kicking  ;)

my 50th birthday. Didn't you get an invitation?  Didn't you see my thread a while back asking for ideas for my big birthday? you didn't see ? :\'(  I'm freakin 49 years old and I hate gettin older, but the good part is I'm still alive and kicking  ;)

nooooooo!
oh buddy... I am totally getting you a virtual birthday present...hmmmm

to whom it may concern. I am the master of my domain, the king of my castle, the alpha male, and
I have to give up the computer to my 16year old. see ya all later. have a great evening, night. peace everyone  8)

to whom it may concern. I am the master of my domain, the king of my castle, the alpha male, and
I have to give up the computer to my 16year old. see ya all later. have a great evening, night. peace everyone  8)

it's about time you got a good night's sleep, old man.
g'night.



hot lips...
heee heee

it's about time you got a good night's sleep, old man.
g'night.



hot lips...
heee heee
I wasn't going to sleep, I just had to let her have some time on AIM, Myspace, Xanga and she had to upload pics from a dance she went to, and heyyyyyyy  this old man may be your daddy and can cut your name out of the will just like that *snap* 

I think the arcade is attracting all kinds of new members.  I'm seeing lots of names in the arcade which I do not recognize

[quote author=whis

really, people coming on board just for the games? I got my gunslinger title back finally after some hard work.


I used to belong to a messageboard that had restrictions on their games.  In the beginning, you could just play the games any time you wanted, but then you basically had to promise to actually post stuff on the boards.  If I remember, a few members got banned because they only played the games, and contributed nothing to the actual boards.  Eventually, they disabled the arcade to new members and made it so that you had to meet certain requirements in order to have access to the games (which I believe was a minimum of 500 posts and you had to be a member for a certain number of months)

[quote author=whis

500 seems kinda high, but I like the idea that there should be some minimum postage
Is that 500 minimum posts a day?

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Stationary at 878.

I've just spent the last 1 hour (or possibly longer) reading the 26 pages of the jokes thread... oy. If I only could devote so much time and attention to my work...
I could even post more jokes, but the one I have recently received arre not repeatable here.

Aw, you tease
I will check through my e-mails to see if there are any suitable.

Just kidding, m8! No need to make any special effort.
Later then.

Well, time for me to get to bed. Have a g'day, Philip, and anyone else who happens to read this...
Goodnight to you, and as it is raining outside my day will be spent indoors.

only time for 1 or 2 posts until later

only time for 1 or 2 posts until later
Only 1 or 2 posts?

My word, what a shock, it's snowing again  ;D ::)

My word, what a shock, it's snowing again  ;D ::)
Are there any more pictures of the snow?

My word, what a shock, it's snowing again  ;D ::)


Just checked but nothing happening here... :( This is a dull country (weather wise) - all we get is rain, wind and then more rain. And more wind (plus the odd spots of sun that we generously call summer). :P

Just checked but nothing happening here... :( This is a dull country (weather wise) - all we get is rain, wind and then more rain. And more wind (plus the odd spots of sun that we generously call summer). :P


I'm from a land of extremes.

In the summer we consistently get 95-100 degree days and in the winter we regularly get a foot or more of snow dropped in a short space of time

Please help yourself!

Hey; I just hit 2000!
lol. now you're 2046. and this was what, last night? postin' frenzy! i can just see that perky little nose twitching.

Just checked but nothing happening here... :( This is a dull country (weather wise) - all we get is rain, wind and then more rain. And more wind (plus the odd spots of sun that we generously call summer). :P
I think the UK has had its shared of snow for the Winter and is now heading towards Spring.

dude, we got SPANKED with snow.

We got a ton of snow, too. And yanno?! I'm effing sick of it..! I just want Winter to end already. >:-{

We got a ton of snow, too. And yanno?! I'm effing sick of it..! I just want Winter to end already. >:-{
Shovel some of it over to us then.

We got a ton of snow, too. And yanno?! I'm effing sick of it..! I just want Winter to end already. >:-{
where you at? here in washington d.c. it's actually been like 60 degrees for a month. it was starting to freak me out a bit, actually.

I have sorted my E-Mail Server and I have over 50 responses notifying me of new replies to the LTE.

LTE is out of control. there needs to be a crackdown.

The responses that been deleted now, but LTE needs to carry on.

i'm joking of course.

there does, however, need to be a crackdown on all discussion of cartoon pornography involving cats. zero tolerance.

there does, however, need to be a crackdown on all discussion of cartoon pornography involving cats. zero tolerance.
Indeed

sometimes I enter a thread, and the last comment or 2 just makes wonder? Context of posts is needed to sort things out. cats, porn, cartoons, what did I miss?  :o

sometimes I enter a thread, and the last comment or 2 just makes wonder? Context of posts is needed to sort things out. cats, porn, cartoons, what did I miss?  :o
i'm really bad about crossposting threads and assuming everyone's reading the same threads i am.

for answers on catcartoonsmut, refer to the "you know how i know you're gay" thread, if you dare.

sometimes I enter a thread, and the last comment or 2 just makes wonder? Context of posts is needed to sort things out. cats, porn, cartoons, what did I miss?  :o
Not sure myself, but I think it is that need to create a lasting conversation?

i'm really bad about crossposting threads and assuming everyone's reading the same threads i am.

for answers on catcartoonsmut, refer to the "you know how i know you're gay" thread, if you dare.
YOu know what I have now properly looked at the thread yet.

i'm really bad about crossposting threads and assuming everyone's reading the same threads i am.

for answers on catcartoonsmut, refer to the "you know how i know you're gay" thread, if you dare.
thanks, I'm going in

thanks, I'm going in
Let me venture that way too!

I'm back, not my cup of tea. but now i know what i missed

not my cup of tea.

MY POINT EXACTLY. lol.

I'm back, not my cup of tea. but now i know what i missed
Took one look at the 200+ replies and decided no.

MY POINT EXACTLY. lol.
I need something light like nickelodeon or disney to clear those images from my memory. I'm gonna go make lunch and watch tv. everyone;  as you were.

I need something light like nickelodeon or disney to clear those images from my memory. I'm gonna go make lunch and watch tv. everyone;  as you were.
sorry to share the grief.  :( you did ask!

I need something light like nickelodeon or disney to clear those images from my memory. I'm gonna go make lunch and watch tv. everyone;  as you were.
Anything good on TV?

Anything good on TV?


I'll be watching Match Of The Day 2 tonight to see the highlights of the Sunderland v Spurs game...

I'll be watching Match Of The Day 2 tonight to see the highlights of the Sunderland v Spurs game...
My son watched it live on SkySports this afternoon.

Anything good on TV?
Off to watch a recording of Mock The Week and the start of The Green Mile

There is not that much snow here.  Now how will I mush in my dogsled to the supermarket  :\'(

lunch was good, now to see what is going on at inthe00s  :)

Lunch makes me hungry

Lunch makes me hungry
chicken with cashew nuts. yum.

not your typical reaction to having lunch, increased hunger.

My son watched it live on SkySports this afternoon.


When me and my mam got back from shopping, I was on the verge of collapsing so I went straight back to bed for a few hours and missed the match.
I prefer watching highlights anyway, it means you don't have to watch the boring bits!  ;D

What is the Olympic mascot this time around?

What is the Olympic mascot this time around?

http://www.spudart.org/blog/images/2005/2006_winter_olympics_mascot.jpg

Neve and Gliz?  :-\\

What is the Olympic mascot this time around?
http://www.nba.com/media/sixers/gumby_200_040403.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/sixers/gumby_200_040403.jpg

Much better!  ;D

http://www.spudart.org/blog/images/2005/2006_winter_olympics_mascot.jpg

Neve and Gliz?  :-\\

no kidding. what are they? and I won't ask anymore about them, I'm feeling lazy and don't wanna look it up and I'm just not feelin a need to watch the olympics, that is until Michelle Kwan skates, if she does, then I might tune in.

http://www.nba.com/media/sixers/gumby_200_040403.jpg
Gumby!!!! good find, and a globally recognizable mascot he would be.

no kidding. what are they?

A snowball and an ice cube  :) How original!  ;D

when i googled for this thread and saw gumby in the basketball jersey, i couldn't believe my good fortune.

A snowball and an ice cube  :) How original!  ;D
by golly, it sure is isn't it.

when i googled for this thread and saw gumby in the basketball jersey, i couldn't believe my good fortune.
Sixers jersey, must have been a giveaway at a game.

no kidding. what are they? and I won't ask anymore about them, I'm feeling lazy and don't wanna look it up and I'm just not feelin a need to watch the olympics, that is until Michelle Kwan skates, if she does, then I might tune in.


Sadly, she's decided to withdraw from the Olympics due to some injury. There is a thread about the subject somewhere... :-\\

Sadly, she's decided to withdraw from the Olympics due to some injury. There is a thread about the subject somewhere... :-\\
I heard that she was injured, that is too bad.  I'm out of the loop when it comes to news because I spend too much time in this computer room.

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i agreed.

oops, looks like there were some naughty words in there i didn't see. think the filter got em.

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http://www.tmbg.com/photos/hires/tmbg-general_colour4.jpg

http://schools.tdsb.on.ca/donmillsci/dept/arts/vis_art/images/radio_head_image3.jpg

http://www.music-wallpapers.com/albums/C/cannibal-corpse/normal_Cannibal%20corpse%202.jpg

^

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/peter-punch-no.jpg

i think that's the one that i got coming in the mail.

http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/RFWM/thumbs/TN_gc-ReturnFromWitchMountain-154.jpg

Interesting fella

http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/MagnumPI/gmbc-KimRichards(MagnumPI)-011.jpg

http://kimrichards.net/Kim/vidcaps/MagnumPI/gmbc-KimRichards(MagnumPI)-011.jpg


:o

http://www.tranquility.com.au/images/apricot_room.jpg

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/my-eyes.jpg

:o

http://www.tranquility.com.au/images/apricot_room.jpg




WTF?!

WTF?!
kinda looks like someone's last known photo.

http://www.junknugget.com/forum/images/smiles/winston3.gif

i thought it was random pic time! let's have some random pics, yo.

http://www.illegal-art.org/print/images/family.gif

pfft. i gotta do everything around here. >:(

http://www.illegal-art.org/print/images/forsythe-c.jpg

some disturbing barbie-doll art. illegal-art.org rocks!

http://www.illegal-art.org/print/images/forsythe-a.jpg

can you tell i have work to do? and am not doing it?

http://www.illegal-art.org/print/images/detzner_pancake.jpg

haaarrrrrmmmmmooonnniiica? you there? any thoughts on this one?

WTF?!


I'm not sure myself.

http://www.southernmusicdigital.com/Rap/AudioAlbum.2003-10-09.4317/art/variant/original

http://www.illegal-art.org/print/images/mickey_mask.jpg

Familiar?

http://static.flickr.com/27/40661575_22c5060cd7.jpg

who's that?

and what's she knitting? a small intestine?

abba started a craze of wannabe swedish supergroups. see if you can find peter fonda in this photo.

who's that?

and what's she knitting? a small intestine?


;D

You should totally find that picture familiar!!

I think it's a sweater for Ron Jeremy.

another swedish supergroup. musicians ARE sexier!

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