You know... a lot of guest's are always viewing rubixgirl's profile!!!! :o

and now:

Online ktelqueen  02:22:26 AM Sending a message.
Online Hairspray  02:21:31 AM Sending a message.
Online CeramicsFanatic  02:22:26 AM Sending a message.
Online Bobby  02:22:25 AM Sending a message.
;D
Whats the bet 3 of them are sending messages to each other?  ::)

Whats the bet 3 of them are sending messages to each other?  ::)


And anything wrong with that?  ;D

Interesting.

I stand by my ideals though. As i've said, i don't knock skateboarding, but just feel that any kind of competive competition in which the results can be debated in such a way isn't so much a sport.
Of course i'm a mean, bitter, hate filled individual  ;D


I'm with you on this one Andy.  Any game or activity where you score points for artistic interpretation or looking pretty or anything isn't a sport in my book.

You know... a lot of guest's are always viewing rubixgirl's profile!!!! :o

and now:

Online ktelqueen  02:22:26 AM Sending a message.
Online Hairspray  02:21:31 AM Sending a message.
Online CeramicsFanatic  02:22:26 AM Sending a message.
Online Bobby  02:22:25 AM Sending a message.
;D




Hairspray? Wow! (S)he's back! But probably not for long.  :\'(





Cat

These guests creep me out...

Guest  10:50:59 AM Viewing Mullet-Head's profile.
Guest  10:50:24 AM Viewing LyricBoy's profile.

Ahem!

Guest  06:07:30 PM Unknown Action

Can I post a song lyric???

WOOOOO!

(Some people don't go for prunes . . . I dunno . . . I've always found that if they . . . )

Call any vegetable
(Call any vegetable)
Pick up your phone
(Call any vegetable)
Think of a vegetable
(Call any vegetable)
Lonely at home
(Call any vegetable)
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo

RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAYYYYY . . .

(A prune isn't really a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable.)

If anybody guesses the artist, you get a prize!!


You? ???

Ahem!

Guest  06:07:30 PM Unknown Action




I think it's creepy when it says:

"Nothing...or nothing you can see"



Beth  :o

I think it's creepy when it says:

"Nothing...or nothing you can see"



Beth  :o



I always wondered what they are doing-sounds so sinister-but I guess that is just my suspicous mind.




Cat

I think it's creepy when it says:

"Nothing...or nothing you can see"



Beth  :o
The same here, but it can be threads or certain posting being removed.

The same here, but it can be threads or certain posting being removed.


I've never(at least on this site), checked other people's statistics. ::)

Sometimes I click on the reply button just before the moderator deletes it or locks it, which occasionally ends up in me typing a long post only to not have it show up.  That happened to me the other day on another forum, but it was a short post.

28 Guests, 0 Buddies, 13 Users (1 Hidden)

I like trying to guess who the Hidden Member is.

28 Guests, 0 Buddies, 13 Users (1 Hidden)

I like trying to guess who the Hidden Member is.




Yeah, It's usually RARF or Crazymom. How the crap do you go hidden, anyway?



Beth

Yeah, It's usually RARF or Crazymom. How the crap do you go hidden, anyway?



Beth


I've never tried myself, how do you check to see if someone is looking at yours?

Yeah, It's usually RARF or Crazymom. How the crap do you go hidden, anyway?



Beth
In your profile, go to Account Related Settings and tick off "Show others your online status?"

Why would you want to be hidden anyway?

Why would you want to be hidden anyway?
I wonder too!

I see someone may be a little interested in himself...  ;)

Philip Eno  01:16:42 PM Viewing Philip Eno's profile.
Guest  01:16:06 PM Viewing rip_jeans's profile.

I see someone may be a little interested in himself...   ;)

Philip Eno  01:16:42 PM Viewing Philip Eno's profile.
Guest  01:16:06 PM Viewing rip_jeans's profile.

Yes you have caught me out!

I've never tried myself, how do you check to see if someone is looking at yours?



You click on "42 Guests, 0 Buddies, 13 Users (2 Hidden)"



Beth

I also see that from CF's whereabouts that I am not the only person who keeps watching over what everyone else does.   ::)

Guest  01:18:40 PM Viewing rubixgirl's profile.
Mirrorshades  01:18:29 PM Viewing foundsoul's profile.
CeramicsFanatic  01:18:27 PM Viewing Who's Online.
Guest  01:18:13 PM Viewing rubixgirl's profile.
Guest  01:18:04 PM Viewing abbynormal's profile.

Hmm...   8)

Well, ummm.... nevermind, I had a brain fart. ???

You click on "42 Guests, 0 Buddies, 13 Users (2 Hidden)"



Beth


Never thought of doing it before.

In your profile, go to Account Related Settings and tick off "Show others your online status?"




Ohhh. Thanks, Phil. I don't see the point of going hidden. I guess so you don't get bombarded with PM's? Well..I don't have that problem, anyway. Jerks.



Beth

Well, ummm.... nevermind, I had a brain fart. ???

The term "brain fart" will now be official penguin slang.

Never thought of doing it before.



Hm. I suggest you start.



Beth

Ohhh. Thanks, Phil. I don't see the point of going hidden. I guess so you don't get bombarded with PM's? Well..I don't have that problem, anyway. Jerks.



Beth
As soon as you post a message, it tell you are online!

Hm. I suggest you start.



Beth


Just did. ;D I noticed that I forgot to put my age down, and that Dominic and Probably YWN are the same age.

Hm. I suggest you start.

Lest we tie you to the wall and stick a funnel in your mouth and force feed you nothing but sauerkraut until you are twenty-six and a half years old!

Lest we tie you to the wall and stick a funnel in your mouth and force feed you nothing but sauerkraut until you are twenty-six and a half years old!




Let that be a warnin' to ye!



Beth

The term "brain fart" will now be official penguin slang.


Well, I was tryin' to think of something, but nothing really came to mind.

Lest we tie you to the wall and stick a funnel in your mouth and force feed you nothing but sauerkraut until you are twenty-six and a half years old!
Oh such luxury!

More shameful profile viewing!

Guest  01:25:44 PM Viewing nomi28's profile.
ultraviolet52  01:25:30 PM Viewing ktelqueen's profile.
Guest  01:25:23 PM Viewing AmericanGirl's profile.

Hm. I suggest you start.



Beth




*shakes cane in the air*



Beth

Lest we tie you to the wall and stick a funnel in your mouth and force feed you nothing but sauerkraut until you are twenty-six and a half years old!


Well, you're a little too late for that, I'm 28. I don't like sauerkraut either. :P

Well, you're a little too late for that, I'm 28. I don't like sauerkraut either. :P




Damnit, YWN. Do your research 'afor ye go 'n threaten!



Beth

Well, you're a little too late for that, I'm 28. I don't like sauerkraut either. :P

Then we'll just keep you tied to that wall until you get younger!  And nobody likes sauerkraut!  You're not supposed to like it!

darnit, YWN. Do your research 'afor ye go 'n threaten!



Beth


He wouldn't have known my age anyway, I forgot to put it in my profile. :D

He wouldn't have known my age anyway, I forgot to put it in my profile. :D


Okay then. Er...


Damnit, Step-chan. Post your age so we can accurately threaten ye!



Beth

I told him we would keep him tied to the wall until he got younger!  You don't think that's a good threat?

I told him we would keep him tied to the wall until he got younger!  You don't think that's a good threat?



No. Not good enough. Think of better or I'll beat you like a red-headed step-child.



Beth

Something tell I should start studying again!

Is it the red headed stepchild who beats people or gets beaten?   ::)

Something tell I should start studying again!




I don't think so, Phil. But tea might be a good idea. *over-exaggerated wink*




Beth

I don't think so, Phil. But tea might be a good idea. *over-exaggerated wink*




Beth
I have a new cuppa beside me now  ;)

I don't think so, Phil. But tea might be a good idea. *over-exaggerated wink*




Beth
I have a new cuppa beside me now ;)

Okay then. Er...


Damnit, Step-chan. Post your age so we can accurately threaten ye!



Beth


Hold on. ;D

How did that happen? (see above)^^

I have a new cuppa beside me now  ;)




I have a new cuppa beside me now ;)





w00t! Multiple post-age!



Beth

w00t! Multiple post-age!



Beth
It is a large cup of tea I have beside me.

It is a large cup of tea I have beside me.




Er...


....


:D



Beth

I have no idea what the two of you are jabbering about.  Is this an inside joke?

I have no idea what the two of you are jabbering about.  Is this an inside joke?




No. (I'm just pretending that I know what the poop Phil's talking about)




Beth

By the way, this is still the second longest thread ever.  I don't think you are going to beat the "what did you do today" thread by RockandRollfan.

Now my age and location are viewable in my profile. :D

Now my age and location are viewable in my profile. :D




HARDCORE HARDCORE!!! \m/



XxxBeThXxX

HARDCORE HARDCORE!!! \m/



XxxBeThXxX


Hardcore.....?!

Am I hardcore? 8)

Am I hardcore? 8)




No.



Beth

No.



Beth


Now I'm confused, what did you mean by the hardcore post?

Now I'm confused, what did you mean by the hardcore post?




What did YOU mean by the hardcore post?




Beth

MidKnightDarkness is known worldwide for her excellent debating skills.

MidKnightDarkness is known worldwide for her excellent debating skills.




That's it, YWN. Right here. Right now.  >:(



Beth

By the way, this is still the second longest thread ever.  I don't think you are going to beat the "what did you do today" thread by RockandRollfan.
In good time!

MidKnightDarkness is known worldwide for her excellent debating skills.


She confuses them in to submission. She's not lost yet

Now my age and location are viewable in my profile. :D
Thank you1

Now I'm confused, what did you mean by the hardcore post?
Hardcore, where?

What did YOU mean by the hardcore post?




Beth


What did you mean that I mean that you mean that they mean that I mean that Ranma meaned that Kurt Cobain Meaned that Puchiko meaned that Eddie Murphy meaned that I mean that you mean by that hardcore post?

What did you mean that I mean that you mean that they mean that I mean that Ranma meaned that Kurt Cobain Meaned that Puchiko meaned that Eddie Murphy meaned that I mean that you mean by that hardcore post?




..Uhh..


Yes?



Beth

Yeah, it does. Only no football---I hate football.


Agreed.. no football.

..Uhh..


Yes?



Beth


Heh, heh.....

That was a LONG-WINDED question, although I could have made it longer. :D

Agreed.. no football.
Indeed, no fooball.

Heh, heh.....

That was a LONG-WINDED question, although I could have made it longer. :D





So could you mom.



Beth

So could you mom.



Beth


And you forgot to put the "r" in your or was it intentional?  ;D

And you forgot to put the "r" in your or was it intentional?  ;D




Your FACE forgot to put the "r"




Beth

Indeed, no fooball.


Tennis, then?

So could you mom.



Beth


DON'T TALK TO GRANDMA LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!

Your FACE forgot to put the "r"




Beth


Now I will speak in tounges:

olaotihaseefiegalkaooodforroiorrooooalliaiaiaiasflasififififif.....

Hardcore, where?





Philip, You're a sack of heaping cool.



Beth

Philip, You're a sack of heaping cool.



Beth


Yes he is.... 8)

Tennis, then?
The US Open is on at the moment.

Death Comes For All. But I Plan To Be Out When He Calls. Sunbathing In The Snow, But Tell Him I Told You So. I Refuse To Die!

Reaper Came And Said I Had To Die. I Said, "Sorry, Grim, Some Other Time."

I Said "Old Ms. Price, Who Lives Next Door, Go Bother Her, She's A Hundred and Four,

I Refuse To Die!"

Death Comes For All. But I Plan To Be Out When He Calls. Sunbathing In The Snow, But Tell Him I Told You So. I Refuse To Die!

Reaper Came And Said I Had To Die. I Said, "Sorry, Grim, Some Other Time."

I Said "Old Ms. Price, Who Lives Next Door, Go Bother Her, She's A Hundred and Four,

I Refuse To Die!"


*shoots 'Cot in back of head*

;)

*shoots 'Cot in back of head*


Dangit, Bobby!

Just saw 4 guests viewing Rubixgirl's profile.





Cat

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Only two of them. I guess the other two are looking at something else now or left.





Cat

Only two of them. I guess the other two are looking at something else now or left.





Cat
Sensibly moved on?

Did Agassi win tonight?

Now I will speak in tounges:

olaotihaseefiegalkaooodforroiorrooooalliaiaiaiasflasififififif.....



:o

VAMPIRE MOTEL!

http://www.maddnova.org/graphics/bump-st_large.gif

That's it, YWN. Right here. Right now.  >:(

Very well....  But I get the mace!

You? ???


no

Guest  17:20:10 Viewing Quirk's profile.

Closest thing to viewing rubixgirl

MidKnightDarkness  05:22:47 PM Viewing Dominic, the Spudboy's profile.



*GASP* omfg...Look what I was doing!  :o




Beth

Beth and Dominic sitting in a tree....

MidKnightDarkness 05:22:47 PM Viewing Dominic, the Spudboy's profile.



*GASP* omfg...Look what I was doing!  :o




Beth


So how do you do that and look at what you're doing at the same time?

BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T!!

OK I'm done

So how do you do that and look at what you're doing at the same time?

BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T!!

OK I'm done




I was looking at your profile, and then I opened another page and hurried up and went to the "Who's online" page, and being that there's a delay, I caught it.


Beth

I was looking at your profile, and then I opened another page and hurried up and went to the "Who's online" page, and being that there's a delay, I caught it.


Beth


Ok... I was gonna say because you left two spaces between the name and the time, but I now realize that there are normally TONS of spaces, so it wasn't your fault (For a second I thought it just read out like your post)

God, I'm so bad at wording things.

Guest  17:20:10 Viewing Quirk's profile.

Closest thing to viewing rubixgirl




EW!! :P ;D



Erin :)

Online  Dominic, the Spudboy  18:02:53 Viewing the board index of inthe00s.


I'm bored now

Ha!  I just viewed Quirk's profile too!

Add me to the bored list.

Ha!  I just viewed Quirk's profile too!

Add me to the bored list.


..YWN.... Ok, you're added

If looks could kill, I'd kill the man who's looks would kill you, if looks could kill.

Do I get benefits?  If I decide to retire from the list, what pension should I expect?

If looks could kill, I'd kill the man who's looks would kill you, if looks could kill.


Ok, is that a compliment?

Do I get benefits?  If I decide to retire from the list, what pension should I expect?


Yep, you get a double as a member of the HOWARD fan club!

And you can't retire

Ok, is that a compliment?


If I don't "yes", then I won't "no". I'll never yes, I'll never know..

" OH WOAH...FEELS JUST LIKE WE'RE DANCIN' IN THE WIND!!!!"




Beth

When I Fell Inside, From The Snow, By Your Fire.. In This Way, I Have Learned.. Change Your Hate, Cause That's Your Slave. Turn Your Head From Your Evil Ways. Your Church Is Red, Blood Flows Black From Your Eyes. And When The Bell Rings, They'll All Come To See The Fire In The Fields.

When I Fell Inside, From The Snow, By Your Fire.. In This Way, I Have Learned.. Change Your Hate, Cause That's Your Slave. Turn Your Head From Your Evil Ways. Your Church Is Red, Blood Flows Black From Your Eyes. And When The Bell Rings, They'll All Come To See The Fire In The Fields.


You may be getting a little carried away now...

You may be getting a little carried away now...


Now how is THAT carried away?

Now how is THAT carried away?


I don't know...

I don't know...


Exactly. Now don't make me start quoting Old Time Relijun. THAT'S carried away right thurrrr.

Exactly. Now don't make me start quoting Old Time Relijun. THAT'S carried away right thurrrr.


They're really interesting... and while you do that, I'll quote Frank Zappa

Dominic, seriously...


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/WTF20thing.png





Beth

You're phony on top
You're phony underneath
You lay in bed & grit your teeth

Don't come in me, in me
Don't come in me, in me
Don't come in me, in me
Don't come in me, in me

MADGE, I . . . MADGE . . . I COULDN'T HELP IT . . .
I . . . DOGGONE IT!

Dominic, seriously...


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/WTF20thing.png





Beth


I saw that before... but a really weird gif animation of it

Can't you tell that I made that pic??

Can't you tell that I made that pic??




Uh...What?



Beth

*plays air guitar* WAH WAH WAHHH!!! WAH SOLO! WIDDELYWAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WIDDELYWIDDELYWAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I wrote that.. it's called "I Wanna Rock Your Body".. and then in parenthesis it says "Till the break of dawn".

*plays air guitar* WAH WAH WAHHH!!! WAH SOLO! WIDDELYWAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WIDDELYWIDDELYWAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I wrote that.. it's called "I Wanna Rock Your Body".. and then in parenthesis it says "Till the break of dawn".


That's a really unique song... you're a talented lyricist

Uh...What?



Beth


I don't know

Boy, this is really exciting, making a rock & roll record. I can't even wait until our record comes out and the teen-agers start to buy it. We'll all be rich and famous! When my royalty check comes I think I'm going to buy a Mustang. No, I think I'll . . . I think I'll get a Corvette. No, I think I'll get a Harley Davidson. No, I don't think I'll buy any of those cars. I think what I will do is I will buy a boat. No, that wouldn't be good either. I think, ah, I'll go into real estate. I think I would like to . . . I think I would like to buy La Cienega Boulevard. No, that wouldn't do any good. Gee, I wonder if they can see me up here, twirling my tambourine and dancing . . .
Maybe after the show one of the girls who sees me up here, singing and twirling my tambourine and dancing, will like me. And she will come over to me and I will walk . . . I will walk up to her and I will smile at her and I will impress her and I will say: "Hello, baby, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this? I'm from a rock & roll band, I think we should . . . "
Is the song over?

Boy, this is really exciting, making a rock & roll record. I can't even wait until our record comes out and the teen-agers start to buy it. We'll all be rich and famous! When my royalty check comes I think I'm going to buy a Mustang. No, I think I'll . . . I think I'll get a Corvette. No, I think I'll get a Harley Davidson. No, I don't think I'll buy any of those cars. I think what I will do is I will buy a boat. No, that wouldn't be good either. I think, ah, I'll go into real estate. I think I would like to . . . I think I would like to buy La Cienega Boulevard. No, that wouldn't do any good. Gee, I wonder if they can see me up here, twirling my tambourine and dancing . . .
Maybe after the show one of the girls who sees me up here, singing and twirling my tambourine and dancing, will like me. And she will come over to me and I will walk . . . I will walk up to her and I will smile at her and I will impress her and I will say: "Hello, baby, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this? I'm from a rock & roll band, I think we should . . . "
Is the song over?




Wow..I only got to "We'll all be rich and famous!" and I just couldn't go on...


Beth

Don't fall in love with me yet, we only recently met. True, I'm in love with you, but you might decide I'm a nut. Gimme a week or two to go absolutely cuckoo. Then, when you see your error, then you can flee in terror, like everybody else does. I only tell you this cause I'm easy to get rid of, but not if you fall in love. No, no, now I'm on the break, and if you make a mistake, my heart with certainly break. I'll have to jump in a lake, and all my friends will blame you.. there's no telling what they'll do! It's only fair to tell you.. I'm absolutely cuckoo.

Don't fall in love with me yet, we only recently met. True, I'm in love with you, but you might decide I'm a nut. Gimme a week or two to go absolutely cuckoo. Then, when you see your error, then you can flee in terror, like everybody else does. I only tell you this cause I'm easy to get rid of, but not if you fall in love. No, no, now I'm on the break, and if you make a mistake, my heart with certainly break. I'll have to jump in a lake, and all my friends will blame you.. there's no telling what they'll do! It's only fair to tell you.. I'm absolutely cuckoo.


I'm a nut

Wow..I only got to "We'll all be rich and famous!" and I just couldn't go on...


Beth


At least I went through Andew's whole post

When did the conservatives steal rock and roll? You listen to AM in the south, you get all this racist crap, but it's like, this awesome rock music. And then, the liberal stations play, like, a saxophone moaning through a sewer.. like:
COMIN' UP: WHY BLACK PEOPLE SMELL FUNNY!

WIDDELY WAHHH!!!!

and then:

Coming up later, we'll talk to a man who lost all of his children to land mines. Then, a solo by an instrument that can only be played if all of your loved ones were eaten by rival tribes...

Waahh wahhh wahhhhhh...

When did the conservatives steal rock and roll? You listen to AM in the south, you get all this racist crap, but it's like, this awesome rock music. And then, the liberal stations play, like, a saxophone moaning through a sewer.. like:
COMIN' UP: WHY BLACK PEOPLE SMELL FUNNY!

WIDDELY WAHHH!!!!

and then:

Coming up later, we'll talk to a man who lost all of his children to land mines. Then, a solo by an instrument that can only be played if all of your loved ones were eaten by rival tribes...

Waahh wahhh wahhhhhh...


Interesting... I don't get it

If you listened to any political radio, you would. Drive through the south with AM on.. then listen to a really liberal all-talk political station that has music breaks.. it's true.

Cancer gubbins that hangs at my neck like a turkey throat
Swaddling leather trussing up a shrivelled belly bloat
Dangling from my orifice is a puzzling speculum drip
If you promise not to tell anyone I have a hare lip
A smoking hole and a very large mole
My face it slithers, my ears are torn
Don't laugh, I am deformed

I Could burn your church down,
And rape you on the Alter.
I could crucify your child in hate,
and destroy your family.

I could cum in the Chalice,
and force it through your parted lips.
Even fudge you with a crucifix,
But I won’t!

Your mental anguish gives me pleasure,
I find no solace in your pain.

I want you to defile your own God,
Before I let you die!

The day I see you ravaged,
Your faith shattered and destroyed,
Mourning loved ones knowing,
That heaven denies all but one.

I will smile in the darkness,
For what makes me complete,
Is Tormenting Christian Souls!

I Could burn your church down,
And rape you on the Alter.
I could crucify your child in hate,
and destroy your family.

I could cum in the Chalice,
and force it through your parted lips.
Even fudge you with a crucifix,
But I won’t!

Your mental anguish gives me pleasure,
I find no solace in your pain.

I want you to defile your own gosh,
Before I let you die!

The day I see you ravaged,
Your faith shattered and destroyed,
Mourning loved ones knowing,
That heaven denies all but one.

I will smile in the darkness,
For what makes me complete,
Is Tormenting Christian Souls!




Riiiiiight.  ::)


Beth

I live in the deep South, an hour away from the Gulf, although I only listen to AM when I am with my dad and he is listening to something about Alabama football.  I never listen to conservative talk shows, although I doubt they would be racist.  

I usually just listen to my CD's, but when I do listen to the radio, I listen to...

"96.1....  The Rocket!  Hooooooooome of John Boy an' Billy!"

for my classic rock...

"92.1 - The Zoo!"

...when I'm feeling in an alternative mood, and...

"Hot 104!  Aaaalll the hits!  Aaallll the hits!  All the hits, Hot 1-0-4!

when I want to listen to pop.

Riiiiiight.  ::)


Beth


:)

I Could burn your church down,
And rape you on the Alter.
I could crucify your child in hate,
and destroy your family.

I could cum in the Chalice,
and force it through your parted lips.
Even fudge you with a crucifix,
But I won’t!

Your mental anguish gives me pleasure,
I find no solace in your pain.

I want you to defile your own gosh,
Before I let you die!

The day I see you ravaged,
Your faith shattered and destroyed,
Mourning loved ones knowing,
That heaven denies all but one.

I will smile in the darkness,
For what makes me complete,
Is Tormenting Christian Souls!
Best... Lyrics... Ever!

Best... Lyrics... Ever!


Actually.. second best.

It's my version  ;D

The origional was better than that.

Actually.. second best.

It's my version  ;D

The origional was better than that.

Second... Best... Lyrics... Ever! then.  ;D

Who did the original?

Who did the original?


http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/img/artists/2574.jpg

DIMMU BORGIR!

..That's when I reach for my revolver! That's when it all gets blown away...



Beth

..That's when I reach for my revolver! That's when it all gets blown away...



Beth


DRAW!

BOO!

BOO!


*drops guns and runs away*

*Bethy celebrates*

*throws large rock*

*steals horsey*

*rides away*

*bethy awakens, try's to ride horsey, but due to insane jealousy and at andrew having horsey forgets how and falls off in to trough*

My Yahoo! Radio station is single-handedly kicking all kinds of ass, tonight!!!



Beth

My Yahoo! Radio station is single-handedly kicking all kinds of ass, tonight!!!



Beth


I'm still not sure what that is

I'm still not sure what that is




Go to Yahoo! Create a name...and you can customize your own radio station with all the artists that you like. Judging by the artists you chose, Yahoo! will play related artists and you can rate them.



Beth

Go to Yahoo! Create a name...and you can customize your own radio station with all the artists that you like. Judging by the artists you chose, Yahoo! will play related artists and you can rate them.



Beth



And tonight? It's kickin' ass and takin' names, my friend.



Beth

Go to Yahoo! Create a name...and you can customize your own radio station with all the artists that you like. Judging by the artists you chose, Yahoo! will play related artists and you can rate them.



Beth
I'd rather do it the illegal way.  ::)

I'd rather do it the illegal way.  ::)




Well, Chyeah..so would I. However, when you're cursed with a junk Emachine complete with slow internet--it takes an hour (No exaggeration) to download one song at a time. If you have more than one song at a time...well, you'll be waiting all night long.



Beth

Dominic, seriously...


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/WTF20thing.png





Beth
What is it and please explain?

What is it and please explain?




Sheesh, so demanding, Phil.  ;D


I..can't really explain, though *hangs head*. Because I to, have no clue what the eff that thing is, either.


Beth

Sheesh, so demanding, Phil.  ;D


I..can't really explain, though *hangs head*. Because I to, have no clue what the eff that thing is, either.


Beth
Is it safe?

Is it safe?




No. I'd say head for the hills as fast as your tea-drinking self can carry you.


*Runs toward the horizon shooting guncaps in the air*



Beth

No. I'd say head for the hills as fast as your tea-drinking self can carry you.


*Runs toward the horizon shooting guncaps in the air*



Beth
Scampering off in that very direction

Well, Chyeah..so would I. However, when you're cursed with a junk Emachine complete with slow internet--it takes an hour (No exaggeration) to download one song at a time. If you have more than one song at a time...well, you'll be waiting all night long.



Beth
I understand.

**hugs cable modem**

What is it and please explain?
It's a......




....one of those. Meh.  :-\\

Back to this topic:

Guest    11:30:49 PM    Nothing, or nothing you can see...

"Nothing, or nothing you can see..." actually means an error message. Eg: trying to enter an area for members only.

Back to this topic:

Guest     11:30:49 PM     Nothing, or nothing you can see...

"Nothing, or nothing you can see..." actually means an error message. Eg: trying to enter an area for members only.


I have seen that before and wondered what that was all about. I thought it was for 'hidden' guests.  :)

It's a......




....one of those. Meh.  :-\\
Oh it is one of those things?

Back to this topic:

Guest     11:30:49 PM     Nothing, or nothing you can see...

"Nothing, or nothing you can see..." actually means an error message. Eg: trying to enter an area for members only.
Solved!

In the name of GWAR,
In the name of Love,
In the name of the Blood dripping out of the sun,
I call out your God, 'till before me he stands,
But don't send Me Jesus, He's only a man!
Meat Sandwich!!!
I have come as a feral thing, clutching at your bloated underbelly.
Let the agony, of the is to be...
Be the shrieks, the warnings of the death screams.
Pummeling the wretched, crushing the defiler,
Pummeling the wretched-aye!
Slay them all let them come, let them come, let them come,
They've come for...
Meat Sandwich (crucify)!
I have come as a feral thing, snapping at your bloated underbelly,
To crucify, shrieks of the crucified,
Let the agony, of the is to be..
Be the shrieks, the warning of the death screams.
Pummeling the wretched (you know who).
Crushing the defiler (you know who you are).
Pummeling the wretched-aye! (you know who).
Slay them all let them come, let them come, let them come...
They come for..
Meat Sandwich!

My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell

My name is Mud

My name is Mud,
but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

My name is Mud

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces:

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."




What do you do with a dog with no legs?


Take it out for a drag.


Sorry. VERY bad.




Cat

My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell

My name is Mud

My name is Mud,
but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

My name is Mud




Mud.. where's Chrissy?

Whats going on?


Guest  06:34:38 PM Unknown Action

Guest  06:34:02 PM Unknown Action

To the first, I'm dreaming...

To the second screaming...

To the third, steaming.............  ;D

To the second screaming...


To the third I'm falling into reverie.. extreme.

Can i steal home on a squeeze play?

Squeeze Stealing?

To the third I'm falling into reverie.. extreme.
To the fourth I'm swooning...

Sorry  :-\\

To Home, stealing.

is that right?>

Sorry :-\\

To Home, stealing.

is that right?>
I make it:

To the fifth I'm gloomy...

To the sixth i'm hungry

To the fourth I'm swooning...


To the fifth, I'm gloomy..

To the fifth, I'm gloomy..
I thought it was!

To the sixth i'm hungry


To the seventh, I'm unlucky(check Airrider's anime caption contest to see what I mean).

Is this some sort of.. Non-Satanic or Football related chant?

To the seventh, I'm unlucky(check Airrider's anime caption contest to see what I mean).
By the way I do my studies to Beethoven Symphonies.

To the seventh, I'm unlucky(check Airrider's anime caption contest to see what I mean).
To the eighth I'm doing things I've never done before

I thought it was!


Whoop. Missed that you said it. My bizzle. *bad*.

Is this some sort of.. Non-Satanic or Football related chant?

Actually, it's quite Satanic. Philip, would you like to tell him?

Whoop. Missed that you said it. My bizzle. *bad*.
Bad indeed!

Actually, it's quite Satanic. Philip, would you like to tell him?
Not the kind of a football chant I know!

Whoop. Missed that you said it. My bizzle. *bad*.

Actually, it's quite Satanic. Philip, would you like to tell him?


.... Oh sweet dark lord, vanquish the cobwebs from my head!

.... Oh sweet dark lord, vanquish the cobwebs from my head!
I hallucinate and (study) in Nine

I hallucinate and (study) in Nine



Under blood red lights...

I hallucinate and (study) in Nine



I copulate and flatulate in ten(that's gross).

I copulate and flatulate in ten(that's gross).
While Beethoven sits composing ten, Tiny glass animals stand on my desk

While Beethoven sits composing ten, Tiny glass animals stand on my desk


That's a much more pleasant picture than what I posted(which didn't stop me from doing it).

That's a much more pleasant picture than what I posted(which didn't stop me from doing it).
Music will blow them away

I Have A Disease, I'm Down On My Knees, Wrapped In Bandages, Weightless...

In to the Valley of death
Rode the 600
Cannon to left of them
Cannon to right
Volley and Thunder
Storm'd with shot and shell
The mighty russian guns
In to the Jaws of death
In to the Very mouth of hell
In to battery smoke
Through the line they broke
Cossak & Russian
Reeled from sabre stroke
Whilst Horse and Hero fell
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of death
Rode back from the mouth of hell
All that was left of them
Left of the 600.
Honor the charge they made
Honor the Light Brigade
Noble 600.

but, Look at my face here at your waist...

Through Stereo Wide Angle Lenses...

Okay, let's stop.. this gets a little odd with the nude part.

I sent a postcard to Hell
To wish the Devil happy birthday
He replied with an orange mechanique
It's apparently 'le dernier mot de chic'

Music will blow them away


As the methane gas snuck up to Beethoven, his music sent them flying in the direction from which they came, for his music calms and is a poison to flatulence.

I play the symphonies of Beethoven

I play the symphonies of Beethoven
...all the time!

Yeah, baby!!!! ;D

I must acquire a copy of this song.

I must acquire a copy of this song.


:o OOOH!! OOOH!! I HAVE ONE! I HAVE ONE!

:o OOOH!! OOOH!! I HAVE ONE! I HAVE ONE!
Do you think I will like this song?

Do you think I will like this song?


I dunno.. here's a sample..

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B00000C2HP001013/0/104-2809423-8363125

I dunno.. here's a sample..

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B00000C2HP001013/0/104-2809423-8363125
One moment, I just switch off Beethoven's Eroica Symphony 3 in E Flat Major

One moment, I just switch off Beethoven's Eroica Symphony 3 in E Flat Major


Alrighty.

I dunno.. here's a sample..

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B00000C2HP001013/0/104-2809423-8363125
Quite catchy!

36 Guests, 0 Buddies, 7 Users (1 Hidden)

36?

36 Guests, 0 Buddies, 7 Users (1 Hidden)

36?


I saw 45 Guests once.. it was, like, midnight, though.

Glad you enjoyed it.. it is a quite catchy tune.

I saw 45 Guests once.. it was, like, midnight, though.

Glad you enjoyed it.. it is a quite catchy tune.
The accompanying music is set in a classical style too.

The accompanying music is set in a classical style too.


Yep.. Momus does that on a lot of his songs.

Yep.. Momus does that on a lot of his songs.
I will listen out for them.

I will listen out for them.


"Walter (Wendy) Carlos" is done to the tune of "Ode to Joy".

Whats going on?


Guest  06:34:38 PM Unknown Action

Guest  06:34:02 PM Unknown Action

I've no idea what "Unknown Action" means... hence why it's called "unknown action"  ::) (I could search for it, but not at 7:35am)

I've no idea what "Unknown Action" means... hence why it's called "unknown action"  ::) (I could search for it, but not at 7:35am)


Maybe they're looking at.. PORN? :o

I've no idea what "Unknown Action" means... hence why it's called "unknown action"  ::) (I could search for it, but not at 7:35am)
8:35am

Maybe they're looking at.. PORN? :o
Theres porn on this board?  :o

"Walter (Wendy) Carlos" is done to the tune of "Ode to Joy".
I am well tuned to the Soundtrack of A Clockwork Orange.

Maybe they're looking at.. PORN? :o
I have not found any yet!

Another Guest  09:34:15 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...

I am well tuned to the Soundtrack of A Clockwork Orange.


It's composer is the man that song was inspired by.. I think he sued Momus, because SOMEBODY who was, at that time, a trans-gendered man-turned-woman named Wendy Carlos sued him.. and as a result, that song is no longer in existence on the album.. I have it, though.. the songs Momus gets sued for {there's been this one, and then his album Hippopotamomus} tend to be really easy to find on the P2P Networks, though.

Another Guest  09:34:15 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...




hahahaa...everytime I see that, I think, "whatever, smartass" LOL! ;D




Erin :)

I've Got a Blue Guitar...

I've Got a Blue Guitar...
What colour is it?

What colour is it?


Blue. Just like this.

http://psg.com/~dlamkins/Articles/koll2/blue-guitar-dbl-mockup-1L.jpg

Whoa.. that's a really cool instrument.

Whoa.. that's a really cool instrument.
My old guitar was never like that one.

My old guitar was never like that one.


You had a guitar?

You had a guitar?
Twenty years back, it was acoustic, but now my fingers are not so nimble.

hahahaa...everytime I see that, I think, "whatever, smartass" LOL! ;D




Erin :)
A-ha!

JoeDeertae  10:00:25 PM Using the spellchecker

Twenty years back, it was acoustic, but now my fingers are not so nimble.

I have a Fender Acoustic.. I'm saving for a Stratocaster.. in.. what else? Blue.

I have a Fender Acoustic.. I'm saving for a Stratocaster.. in.. what else? Blue.
At on time I started on the Bass Guitar as well, but could not crasp it so well.

I have a Fender Acoustic.. I'm saving for a Stratocaster.. in.. what else? Blue.


ESP is the only way to go.

http://www.espguitars.com/images/guitars/jh600.jpg

mmmmmmmmmm..
http://www.espguitars.com/images/guitars/ex400bd.jpg

I like this one, i tried one out before.. however it's only 22 frets.. Nah, 24 is the way to go.

If i didn't have an ESP i'd have to go for a BC Rich Warlock.

http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/bf/cb/d7_1_b.JPG

How about blue suede shoes? ;D

How about some Blue Suede Sandals?

http://birkenstocks.sandals4less.com/arizona/birkenstock_arizona_blue_suede.gif

My daughter freaked out about me putting her pic up, so I removed it  :( 

My daughter freaked out about me putting her pic up, so I removed it  :( 


Too late..

http://www.cs.colorado.edu/~nutt/Images/JakeBlues.JPG

"Your children, the little girl, your women, i want to buy your children, I'll buy your women, sell them to me.. HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Too late..

http://www.cs.colorado.edu/~nutt/Images/JakeBlues.JPG

"Your children, the little girl, your women, i want to buy your children, I'll buy your women, sell them to me.. HEHEHEHEHEHE!"

LMAO!!  ;D  She's a teenager, what more can I say!  ;) 

Anyone for Blue Velvet?

Anyone for Blue Velvet?


She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet was the night
Softer than satin was the light
From the stars
She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet were her eyes
Warmer than May her tender sighs
Love was ours
Ours a love I held tightly
Feeling the rapture grow
Like a flame burning brightly
But when she left, gone was the glow of
Blue velvet
But in my heart there'll always be
Precious and warm, a memory
Through the years
And I still can see blue velvet
Through my tears

LMAO!!  ;D  She's a teenager, what more can I say!  ;) 


Carefull..

So Jake can't buy them.. Oooh Jeez, he's gonna hit me again.. Oy!

What about Black Velvet?

She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet was the night
Softer than satin was the light
From the stars
She wore blue velvet
Bluer than velvet were her eyes
Warmer than May her tender sighs
Love was ours
Ours a love I held tightly
Feeling the rapture grow
Like a flame burning brightly
But when she left, gone was the glow of
Blue velvet
But in my heart there'll always be
Precious and warm, a memory
Through the years
And I still can see blue velvet
Through my tears

Did you ever see the movie?

A-ha!

JoeDeertae  10:00:25 PM Using the spellchecker


Yeep!  :-[ busted!

Hey Joe,Long Time No See. :) ;)

What about Black Velvet?
http://www.bartonbrands.com/export/images/BlackVelvet.jpg

I dunno.. here's a sample..

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B00000C2HP001013/0/104-2809423-8363125


That sample saved me a file called hurl... and when i opened it, it played a David Bowie song... I doubt that this is what it was supposed to be, so... what is it supposed to be?

That sample saved me a file called hurl... and when i opened it, it played a David Bowie song... I doubt that this is what it was supposed to be, so... what is it supposed to be?
I would rather have a sample of the drink above!!!

ah.. now I see...

That is a catchy song!