http://www.bloodybusiness.com/virgin/pics/S2_lacs12_sm.jpg

;D

you got a job   ;D

you got a job   ;D



doing what?

one of these days i'll have to go to England  :)


I would love for you to come over to my place.  ;)

doing what?

hunting big cats

I would love for you to come over to my place.  ;)


who knew  ;)

who knew  ;)


You did?  ;)

hunting big cats



I hunt cats?

I hunt cats?


Apparently so....  ::)

Apparently so....  ::)


Robin's my cat. ;)

Robin's my cat. ;)


lol, nice one!  ;D

lol, nice one!  ;D



Actually I'm a jaguar ready to pounce on my prey ;)

Actually I'm a jaguar ready to pounce on my prey ;)


;D
Quit while you're ahead, man!  ;D

Actually I'm a jaguar ready to pounce on my prey ;)


What? You're a car?  ;D

What? You're a car?  ;D



No I'm a lion,I guess. ::)

if you can read this, you're being far too nosey  ;D

Ok,What's so funny?

I've been molested by action sequences!!!!  :o






Beth

I've been molested by action sequences!!!!  :o






Beth
In what way?

Ok,What's so funny?
I know what is funny.

I know what is funny.


Hee hee, ssssh!  ;)

Hee hee, ssssh!  ;)
My lips are sealed.

My lips are sealed.


Hey Philip, stop hiding!  :D

Hey Philip, stop hiding!  :D
Sssh!

Sssh!


Who are you hiding from?

Sssh!


Yeah I was wondering about that too Philip  ;D ;D

Yeah I was wondering about that too Philip   ;D ;D
I am revealing myself right now!

I am revealing myself right now!


Hoorah!  :D

For those not in the know, below is a picture of Beachy Head.
http://www.zonianlady.com/beachyhead/beachy-head-lh_chris-joscelyne.jpg

For those not in the know, below is a picture of Beachy Head.
http://www.zonianlady.com/beachyhead/beachy-head-lh_chris-joscelyne.jpg


Unfortunately, my mother has her beachy head on today  ::)

Unfortunately, my mother has her beachy head on today  ::)


Life's a beach sometimes, eh?  ;D

Beachy Head as seen on Google Earth.

Life's a beach sometimes, eh?  ;D


Until you marry one  ;D

Until you marry one  ;D


Sometimes it doesn't even get that far.  ;) ;D

"PIIIILE!"

'Yes sarge'

Ha 'cot, take that!

I don't know where we are going now....

I don't know where we are going now....
I know where I have been

I know where I have been


I do not

I do not
Cardiff

Cardiff

I do now!

RAR! I had a cool dream of being at this mini concert and Davey Havok was singing on stage, the last song he sang was "Heart-Shaped Box" it was awesome and then this girl who was next to me said "The guy in the next band is really good looking too." I didn't say anything to her but when I looked back up to the stage I saw that the guy she was talking about looked a lot like Fabio so I left to go find Davey and thought I saw his flowing hair in this tent thing so I went and gave him a hug and the first thing I said was "OMG I LOVE YOU!" I felt really dumb and then he laughed and said something like "This moment keeps replaying over and over again" I guess he was talking about me acting like a typical fangirl so I said "I know, I'm sorry it's just I never thought I would get to meet you." and he was all "That's OK." and stood up and asked me if I wanted an autograph or something and I said 'yes' of course but I didn't have anything for him to sign so he got this green marker and said something like "Welcome To America" and started writing it on this huge piece of paper but the ink was running out (that was a really weird part) but then I looked to my left and Jade (<3 <3 <3) was there writing on the same kind of paper with a blue marker I think the only thing he said was "Here Davey, this one works..." I was about to faint at the moment and I asked them if they could get the rest of the band out here so I could get their autographs too and I looked behind me and Hunter and Adam were coming and it was funny because the first thing I noticed was that they were both wearing eyeliner which was very strange to me because they never do..... Yeah so that was most of my dream. XD Sorry if it's extremely long but I couldn't help from rambling on about my favorite people in all the world.

A headless peacock at Cardiff Castle

Where's Cardiff Castle?

A headless peacock at Cardiff Castle

Where's Cardiff Castle?
In Cardiff, which in Wales, UK

Cardiff Castle:

http://www-cse.ucsd.edu/users/rmahler/cardiff_castle200x150.jpg

;D ;D ;D ;D


Maybe it's because it's late at night--I do not know....but I laughed way too hard at this picture.



Beth

Cardiff Castle:

http://www-cse.ucsd.edu/users/rmahler/cardiff_castle200x150.jpg
Yes, taken from the back, in an area called Sophia Park.

;D ;D ;D ;D


Maybe it's because it's late at night--I do not know....but I laughed way too hard at this picture.



Beth


LOL.. was a funny a8s day!!

Cardiff Castle as seen by my camera.

Cardiff Castle as seen by my camera.

Sorry it is a bit dark, but the sun would move for me.

Sorry it is a bit dark, but the sun would move for me.


the sky is a very pretty colour  8)

the sky is a very pretty colour  8)
It was a hot day.

When were you in Cardiff Philip?

When were you in Cardiff Philip?
Last Saturday.

Were you in Wales for a holiday or just in Cardiff for the day?  My in-laws live near there

Were you in Wales for a holiday or just in Cardiff for the day?  My in-laws live near there
I was just there for the day, to watch Middlesex thrash Glamorgan in the County Championship. The game finished early, so we had time to walk around the city itself.

cricket  ::)

cricket  ::)
The one and only game.

I wouldn't say that too loudly in Wales

I wouldn't say that too loudly in Wales


After the game we did keep a low profile.

the male is called a peacock... what is the female called?  ::)

the male is called a peacock... what is the female called?  ::)
A peahen!

the male is called a peacock... what is the female called?  ::)
You are correct, it may not have been a peacock that I took a picture of.

You are correct, it may not have been a peacock that I took a picture of.


The peacock is the one with the long tail.  It uses them to attract a mate.

The peacock is the one with the long tail.  It uses them to attract a mate.
But is it a long tail in my picture?

A headless peacock at Cardiff Castle


But is it a long tail in my picture?


That picture?  It looks like it to me.  From memory the female is a much duller bird all together, lacking the blue chest feathers as well.

To save jumping back and forth!

like this

That picture?  It looks like it to me.  From memory the female is a much duller bird all together, lacking the blue chest feathers as well.
..lacking a head and a leg?

..lacking a head and a leg?


your picture is of one standing doing an impersonation of a stork asleep.

your picture is of one standing doing an impersonation of a stork asleep.
A-ha, the Rory Bremner of the Birdworld!

A-ha, the Rory Bremner of the Birdworld!


The real bird in Bremner, Bird and Fortune!

The real bird in Bremner, Bird and Fortune!
Of course!

Ain't nothing going on but the rent. :D

Ain't nothing going on but the rent. :D
Yeap, everything ground to a halt then.

http://feelfine-web.hp.infoseek.co.jp/kurotaki/jan.s54.jpg

And now a picture of Jan Kurotaki, she's a costume model. ;D

Is she the most beautiful Japanese woman on the face of the earth?

http://feelfine-web.hp.infoseek.co.jp/kurotaki/jan.s54.jpg

And now a picture of Jan Kurotaki, she's a costume model. ;D

I made her look more "realistic" for you  :D

Hey Brother Can you spare a dime?

Hey Brother Can you spare a dime?


I'll give you a whole dollar if you dance for me  ;D

I'll give you a whole dollar if you dance for me  ;D


The Funky Chicken? ;D

I felt like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, chicken tonight... but then I had some rice instead, and it was okay, I suppose. I woulda preferred the chicken tonight, the chicken tonight, chicken tonight

I felt like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, chicken tonight... but then I had some rice instead, and it was okay, I suppose. I woulda preferred the chicken tonight, the chicken tonight, chicken tonight



So,Are you Chicken? ;D

So,Are you Chicken? ;D


Man, I aint no chicken, fool!

Man, I aint no chicken, fool!



Did you just call me a fool,fool?

Did you just call me a fool,fool?


D@mn straight, fool

D@mn straight, fool



D@mn Gay Fool ;D

D@mn Gay Fool ;D


I aint no gay fool  >:(

I aint no gay fool  >:(



I said I was gay! ;D

I said I was gay! ;D


Then I guess that's okay, gay!  ;D

Then I guess that's okay, gay!  ;D


Who are you calling gay? ;D

Who are you calling gay? ;D


It's Gay Day on the 3rd of May...

I felt like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, chicken tonight... but then I had some rice instead, and it was okay, I suppose. I woulda preferred the chicken tonight, the chicken tonight, chicken tonight

http://www.gpesoa.com/pics/verdadblanca.jpg

http://www.gpesoa.com/pics/verdadblanca.jpg


Why wasn't it chicken?

Why wasn't it chicken?

the joke is that chinese use dog meat in their food ;)

http://www.gpesoa.com/pics/verdadblanca.jpg

the joke is that chinese use dog meat in their food ;)


I'm sure the next time I won't order chinese food.

I'm sure the next time I won't order chinese food.


Yeah, take Zeldak's word on that one... it really ISN'T chicken...  :P

Yeah, take Zeldak's word on that one... it really ISN'T chicken...  :P


Then what is it?

Then what is it?


Look in the vomit, i'm sure you'll find something  ;D

Look in the vomit, i'm sure you'll find something  ;D



I don't know if I will ;D

I don't know if I will ;D


Go on, try looking a little deeper...  ;D

Go on, try looking a little deeper...  ;D



you look at the vomit

you look at the vomit


...is that a meatball floatin' around in there?!  ;D

...is that a meatball floatin' around in there?!  ;D



must be your own meatball.

must be your own meatball.


well deducted, sherlock!  :D ;D

I made her look more "realistic" for you  :D
Thank you

It's Gay Day on the 3rd of May...
You have to wait till next year now!

http://www.gpesoa.com/pics/verdadblanca.jpg
What was it?

Yeah, take Zeldak's word on that one... it really ISN'T chicken...  :P
Where is Zeldak now?

What was it?


remember lassie...

remember lassie...
Not any other meat?

Happy Birthday!

Not any other meat?

Happy Birthday!


He He.. could be cat?

Cheers mate.

He He.. could be cat?

Cheers mate.
Can be dog?

Can be dog?


I suppose the only way we can tell is a quick snoop around the back of Wan's House  ;D

I suppose the only way we can tell is a quick snoop around the back of Wan's House ;D
I don't fancy asking...

remember lassie...

and i thought his show was canceled... mom and i will have to have a chat   :D

and i thought his show was canceled... mom and i will have to have a chat   :D
I saw Lassie on Whose Line Is It Anyway, USA the other day.

Ya give up? Or are ya thirsty for MORE?!





Beth

Ya give up? Or are ya thirsty for MORE?!





Beth






Come to think of it, I am thirsty.

It's on.





Beth

It's on.





Beth
The kettle?

I may put the kettle on myself as I wouldn't mind a cuppa about now

I may put the kettle on myself as I wouldn't mind a cuppa about now
Rightio then  :D

Yeah, might put the perculator on myself. (for coffee)  ;)

I may put the kettle on myself as I wouldn't mind a cuppa about now


A joke so old, it's covered in rust and moves very slowly with the aid of crutches...

I would too, but I don't think it'd fit me...

(gets coat)

A joke so old, it's covered in rust and moves very slowly with the aid of crutches...

I would too, but I don't think it'd fit me...

(gets coat)


With a joke like that you'd better. That's worse than my feeble attempts . . .  ;) ;D

A joke so old, it's covered in rust and moves very slowly with the aid of crutches...

I would too, but I don't think it'd fit me...

(gets coat)


???

A joke so old, it's covered in rust and moves very slowly with the aid of crutches...

I would too, but I don't think it'd fit me...

(gets coat)


my brothers favourite ever joke.  followed closely by "What's on the TV?" "A vase, a photograph and a candlestick

???


Surely not?!!

Okay...'put the kettle on', as in 'put a coat on'...but a kettle won't fit...

Oh, I give up...I'll have to loan you a stack of Beanos...!

Surely not?!!

Okay...'put the kettle on', as in 'put a coat on'...but a kettle won't fit...

Oh, I give up...I'll have to loan you a stack of Beanos...!


Ha ha!  ;D

Surely not?!!

Okay...'put the kettle on', as in 'put a coat on'...but a kettle won't fit...

Oh, I give up...I'll have to loan you a stack of Beanos...!


That's the worst thing i've ever heard... that is inexcusable crap! Go take the walk of shame for that filth!  >:(

That's the worst thing i've ever heard... that is inexcusable crap! Go take the walk of shame for that filth!  >:(


Heh! You sound just like my line manager...

(...after I asked her for a pay increase...)

Heh! You sound just like my line manager...

(...after I asked her for a pay increase...)


My manager says I have 'managerial' potential, all I need is training

My manager says I have 'managerial' potential, all I need is training


Mine reckons all I need is shooting...!

Mine reckons all I need is shooting...!


Yeah, my manager said yesterday to someone important that i'm a future area manager...and there wasn't a hint of sarcasm in her voice  :)

Yeah, my manager said yesterday to someone important that i'm a future area manager...and there wasn't a hint of sarcasm in her voice  :)


Well, I don't advocate 'brown-nosing', but if you've got the talent (which it sounds like you have) then go for it...you're certainly young enough...

Well, I don't advocate 'brown-nosing', but if you've got the talent (which it sounds like you have) then go for it...you're certainly young enough...


I need a LOT of training first, I have to get promoted to Senior Sales, then promoted to Assistant Manager, then to Manager, then to Area Manager... it'll take years, but it'd be great if I could accomplish that

A joke so old, it's covered in rust and moves very slowly with the aid of crutches...

I would too, but I don't think it'd fit me...

(gets coat)
All the best jokes have rust!

my brothers favourite ever joke.  followed closely by "What's on the TV?" "A vase, a photograph and a candlestick
It is a bit harder when your have a flat-screen TV.

With the arrival of the kitten in The Big Brother House, the average IQ has gone up.

Are You looking at me? ;D

Are You looking at me? ;D
I was looking elsewhere.

With the arrival of the kitten in The Big Brother House, the average IQ has gone up.


Where did the kitten come from?

I watched v little Big Brother last night.  Just snippets whilst hubby was trying to tune in the TV.

Where did the kitten come from?

I watched v little Big Brother last night.  Just snippets whilst hubby was trying to tune in the TV.
On the completion of a task, the Housemates were given a choice of fags and booze, or beauty products and a kitten to play with. Yes, a real one. The animal-loving group chose the latter.

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day60/d60_2130_cat_t.jpg

Given who's in the house now it doesn't surprise me that they chose a kitten and make up over booze and fags.  Now if Maxwell was still in the house it might have been a different story!!

Given who's in the house now it doesn't surprise me that they chose a kitten and make up over booze and fags.  Now if Maxwell was still in the house it might have been a different story!!
It is my family who are totally into this years BB, the last time I really watched it was when Jade Goody and Alex were on it.

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day60/d60_2130_cat_t.jpg


cute!!!looks like a good mouser  ;D

I didn't watch the first one at all and a friend was really into it (watching the webcast at work and everything).  He persuaded me to watch the second series and it's been a kind of guilty pleasure ever since.  I'm not heart broken if I miss a night but I do like to find out who has been evicted each week.

I caught a snippet of Big Brother's Little Brother last night before The Simpson's started.  Kemal's parents were on and they showed Kemal's reaction to the video they did saying they accepted him for the way he was.  I turned it off then before the questions started from my daughter.  I'm not sure I could have explained it to a six-year old!

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day60/d60_2130_cat_1.jpg
Probably too young to have seen its first mouse?

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day60/d60_2130_cat_1.jpg
Probably too young to have seen its first mouse?


awww!!!you're making me want to watch the show  ;D

It's still got it's baby blue eyes (or is that just humans?)

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day60/d60_2145_kemaldiary_2.jpg

Taken from the Channel 4 Big Brother Website:

A kitty-clueless Kemal (one of the Housemates) curled up on the Diary Room chair to quiz Big Brother on the dangers of the House's latest, fluffiest arrival.

"I'm a bit scared of that little thing," whispered Kemal. "I don't like animals. Does it bite? Does it have fleas?"

Big Brother assured the lily-livered belly dancer that the little puss is fully House trained. "But it makes me a little jumpy," he confided. "Is it a girl?"

"Have you tried checking," whispered back Big Brother to a visibly worried Kemal, who replied: "Do you think I'd get that close? It could bite me. It's already tried to eat Craig's trousers."

What a wuss!

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day60/d60_2145_kemaldiary_2.jpg

Taken from the Channel 4 Big Brother Website:

A kitty-clueless Kemal (one of the Housemates) curled up on the Diary Room chair to quiz Big Brother on the dangers of the House's latest, fluffiest arrival.

"I'm a bit scared of that little thing," whispered Kemal. "I don't like animals. Does it bite? Does it have fleas?"

Big Brother assured the lily-livered belly dancer that the little puss is fully House trained. "But it makes me a little jumpy," he confided. "Is it a girl?"

"Have you tried checking," whispered back Big Brother to a visibly worried Kemal, who replied: "Do you think I'd get that close? It could bite me. It's already tried to eat Craig's trousers."

ahh to cute..!
;D

I've been bitten by a kitten before.

Didn't hurt. A papercut would hurt more.  ;D





Taken from the Channel 4 Big Brother Website:

A kitty-clueless Kemal (one of the Housemates) curled up on the Diary Room chair to quiz Big Brother on the dangers of the House's latest, fluffiest arrival.

"I'm a bit scared of that little thing," whispered Kemal. "I don't like animals. Does it bite? Does it have fleas?"

Big Brother assured the lily-livered belly dancer that the little puss is fully House trained. "But it makes me a little jumpy," he confided. "Is it a girl?"

"Have you tried checking," whispered back Big Brother to a visibly worried Kemal, who replied: "Do you think I'd get that close? It could bite me. It's already tried to eat Craig's trousers."

I've been bitten by a kitten before.


i've been a smitten kitten before..actually,still am    :D

i've been a smitten kitten before..actually,still am  :D
;D

I've never watched BB, and now I guess I won't be able to.  I am allergic to cats  :D

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/news/day60/d60_2145_kemaldiary_2.jpg

Taken from the Channel 4 Big Brother Website:

A kitty-clueless Kemal (one of the Housemates) curled up on the Diary Room chair to quiz Big Brother on the dangers of the House's latest, fluffiest arrival.

"I'm a bit scared of that little thing," whispered Kemal. "I don't like animals. Does it bite? Does it have fleas?"

Big Brother assured the lily-livered belly dancer that the little puss is fully House trained. "But it makes me a little jumpy," he confided. "Is it a girl?"

"Have you tried checking," whispered back Big Brother to a visibly worried Kemal, who replied: "Do you think I'd get that close? It could bite me. It's already tried to eat Craig's trousers."


What a sweet little kitty    ;D ;D ;D

though the startled look on its face in this pic looks like it's just seen that jerk Kemal.   ::)

Yeah Karen you're right - what a total and utter wuss, though you're too polite.

What a sweet little kitty    ;D ;D ;D

though the startled look on its face in this pic looks like it's just seen that jerk Kemal.   ::)

Yeah Karen you're right - what a total and utter wuss, though you're too polite.
I do not know if the kitten is still there?

Tee hee. A very cute kitten to be sure.

I heard that if a cat swallows a glove, it has mittens...  ::)


sorry, it was the perfect opportunity to sneak that one in  ;D

I made her look more "realistic" for you  :D


Ummm, okay......(how did you alter that?) :D

Ummm, okay......(how did you alter that?) :D
With the computer I think?

With the computer I think?


I was wondering what type of program he used to do that. I should have been more descriptive, sorry about that.

:D

I heard that if a cat swallows a glove, it has mittens...  ::)


sorry, it was the perfect opportunity to sneak that one in  ;D




BAD!!! BAD!!!!!  That one was a boo hiss.





Cat

I do not know if the kitten is still there?


That's a pity - I would much rather see that darling little kitty than Kemal prancing about in his kitten heels.    ::) ::)

That's a pity - I would much rather see that darling little kitty than Kemal prancing about in his kitten heels.    ::) ::)
Taken away for Health & Safety reason, for the sake of the kitten!

Are you talking to me? ;D

What a wuss!
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/housemates/kemal_hp.jpg
Kemal

I am allergic to cats   :D
Can it be that cats are allergic to you?

Who's Kemal?

Who's Kemal?
Read reply #4314 in this thread.

Who's Kemal?

http://www.nuclear.gla.ac.uk/~protopop/travel/Canaries/Fuerteventura/Camel.jpg

http://www.nuclear.gla.ac.uk/~protopop/travel/Canaries/Fuerteventura/Camel.jpg
;D :D

http://www.nuclear.gla.ac.uk/~protopop/travel/Canaries/Fuerteventura/Camel.jpg



Not Camel,Kemal. ;D

Not Camel,Kemal. ;D


Oh Jesus, i've never posted in the middle of a frigging Big Brother conversation have I?  :P

Oh Jesus, i've never posted in the middle of a frigging Big Brother conversation have I?  :P
Oh yes you have!

Oh yes you have!


Blech, complete sh*te. For Christ sake, people, you're sitting watching people sitting doing nothing, and in the rare event that anything does happen (such as someone itches there nose or says something moderately interesting) it's edited so all you can hear is f*king planes going past. Tripe tripe tripe!  :P

Can it be that cats are allergic to you?


Nope. it is the oddest thing but cats come over to me all the time and rub against my leg or
jump on my lap.  I don't know if it because they like me, or hate me and want to make me
sneeze  ::)

Post 5000.

I have to say, getting from 1000-5000 was easier than getting from 1-1000.  :D I can imagine the next 5000 will be even easier to achieve...




You can go back to your conversation now.  :D ;D

good times,Luke..you'll be at 10 000 in no time  ;)

And to celebrate my newfound position and post count... I've changed my look (fonts) as well as avatar. (which I did a while ago, but... whos counting?)  ::) :D

Blech, complete sh*te. For Christ sake, people, you're sitting watching people sitting doing nothing, and in the rare event that anything does happen (such as someone itches there nose or says something moderately interesting) it's edited so all you can hear is f*king planes going past. Tripe tripe tripe!  :P
I am not watching it, it is the rest of my family that are.

Nope. it is the oddest thing but cats come over to me all the time and rub against my leg or
jump on my lap.   I don't know if it because they like me, or hate me and want to make me
sneeze  ::)
Cats just know don't they?

Post 5000.

I have to say, getting from 1000-5000 was easier than getting from 1-1000.  :D I can imagine the next 5000 will be even easier to achieve...




You can go back to your conversation now.  :D ;D
5000 postings...

...happy days!

And to celebrate my newfound position and post count... I've changed my look (fonts) as well as avatar. (which I did a while ago, but... whos counting?)  ::) :D


*looks left and right..sees both she's supported since a week ago and moves on* ;D

And to celebrate my newfound position and post count... I've changed my look (fonts) as well as avatar. (which I did a while ago, but... whos counting?)  ::) :D
I like your avator, the pythonesque crazy frog getting what it deserves!

*looks left and right..sees both she's supported since a week ago and moves on* ;D
Good morning Maria!

Nope. it is the oddest thing but cats come over to me all the time and rub against my leg or
jump on my lap.   I don't know if it because they like me, or hate me and want to make me
sneeze  ::)


It depends on how you react when the enter the room.  If you sit still hoping they won't come over and try not to look at them then they will make a bee-line for you.  They don't like being stared at and don't like noise and fuss.  If you go round a friends house and they have cats then you can look good but hopefully keep the cat away by staring at it and calling in a very enthusuiastic tone with much patting of your lap.  That should frighten the cat away without offending your friend

It depends on how you react when the enter the room.  If you sit still hoping they won't come over and try not to look at them then they will make a bee-line for you.  They don't like being stared at and don't like noise and fuss.  If you go round a friends house and they have cats then you can look good but hopefully keep the cat away by staring at it and calling in a very enthusuiastic tone with much patting of your lap.  That should frighten the cat away without offending your friend


I'll try that.  I do like cats, but can't be around them.

halo averyboty

halo averyboty
Hello there!

Hello there!


Ant howe tu yow fined yowrselv toodie, pheeleep?

Ant howe tu yow fined yowrselv toodie, pheeleep?
Fine!

Ant howe tu yow fined yowrselv toodie, pheeleep?


Why are you doing an impression of wotsisname from Bo' Selecta? (if that's the programme I mean)

Why are you doing an impression of wotsisname from Bo' Selecta? (if that's the programme I mean)
Only watched Bo' Selecta once and did not laugh once.

Why are you doing an impression of wotsisname from Bo' Selecta? (if that's the programme I mean)


I'm not, i'm just messing around  ;)

And Bo Selecta was funny sometimes, but other times they tried too hard and it was just vulgar!

this is the one I was thining of.

this is the one I was thining of.


He's random!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D

Was it Bo Selecta that had the guy with the big mobile phone?

"HALLO, I'M ON THE PHONE"

Was it Bo Selecta that had the guy with the big mobile phone?

"HALLO, I'M ON THE PHONE"


no, that was Triger Happy TV... the same one that had that huge pierced bearded thug-looking bloke who sat next to this old man on a park bench and started talking about flowers and art, then he got up and said goodbye, and he had F**k Off written on the back of his shirt!  ;D

:D

:D


Okay, now THAT's random!  :D ;D

they are obviously interchangeable to my mind!!  Probably because they were on at a similar sort of time in the schedule i.e. late at night when i'm half asleep.

After that phone sketch I'm surprised that people still have that ringtone on their phone.  I was at a Cub camp a couple of years ago where one of the leaders had that ringtone.  Every time his phone rang all the Cubs would shout "Hallo, I'm in my tent"!

they are obviously interchangeable to my mind!!  Probably because they were on at a similar sort of time in the schedule i.e. late at night when i'm half asleep.

After that phone sketch I'm surprised that people still have that ringtone on their phone.  I was at a Cub camp a couple of years ago where one of the leaders had that ringtone.  Every time his phone rang all the Cubs would shout "Hallo, I'm in my tent"!


;D ;D
We watched an episode of it in English, when it was near the end of the year, and one kid's mobile went off near the end of the lesson, and he re-enacted the phone scene! It was okay, though, the teacher didn't mind, in fact, she laughed along!  ;D ;D

Nope. it is the oddest thing but cats come over to me all the time and rub against my leg or
jump on my lap.


Mine has a thing for rubbing wet fur along a bare leg...

Namely her fur...my leg! Yeuch!

The times she's caught me out on a rainy morning...

no, that was Triger Happy TV... the same one that had that huge pierced bearded thug-looking bloke who sat next to this old man on a park bench and started talking about flowers and art, then he got up and said goodbye, and he had F**k Off written on the back of his shirt!  ;D
Trigger Happy was Dom Joly.

I will be right back.

Trigger Happy was Dom Joly.


and very amusing he is too - especially those street fights when they dress up in animal suits  ;D ;D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I am trying to put anew battery in my watch.  the stupid freaking thing won't go back together

done it!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I am trying to put anew battery in my watch.  the stupid freaking thing won't go back together





I know the feeling. The last time I had the battery replaced, it wouldn't go back. Every now and again, the back still pops off. I have to keep my eye on it so I don't lose it.




Cat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I am trying to put anew battery in my watch.  the stupid freaking thing won't go back together
My watch is a wind-up!

http://www.nuclear.gla.ac.uk/~protopop/travel/Canaries/Fuerteventura/Camel.jpg
The Camel has been voted out of the Big Brother house!

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/images/050610_robot.jpg

Female Robots coming soon to a house near you.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/images/050610_robot.jpg

Female Robots coming soon to a house near you.
Which one is the robot?

Which one is the robot?



Both of them.Her name is Repilee Q1

Both of them.Her name is Repilee Q1
Can you tell them exactly what to do?

Can you tell them exactly what to do?



I don't know.I read it in my newspaper.Don't know when Repilee will be arriving here in The U.S.

I don't know.I read it in my newspaper.Don't know when Repilee will be arriving here in The U.S.
Ideally they can do the washing up.

Ideally they can do the washing up.



Yes they can Phil.They're capable of doing so.