OMG That garfield joke is so wrong

OMG That garfield joke is so wrong
true. the wince factor of jokes about pedophile priests is only exceeded by the horrible and distasteful reality that there ARE, in fact, pedophile priests. lots of them. :(

LAWLZ

http://joshreads.com/images/0511/i051129blondie.jpg

"You know what I like best about today’s Blondie? It’s the fact that the punchline depends on a homonym, so it’s only obvious in word balloon form. I’d like to imagine that Baldo McMustache here continues to stare blankly at the sleeping Dagwood, wondering desperately if there was a season of American Idol that he missed or something (”Isn’t he too old for the show anyway? My God, is that Bo Bice with his hair cut short?”). Meanwhile, Mr. Dithers looks back and forth between the idiot and the narcoleptic and wonders again about just how his HR minions make their decisions."

Silly Family Guy tonight.

I bet Howard would have a lot to say in the LTE.

I think howard has alot to say everywhere. :D

I think howard has alot to say everywhere. :D


Too funny.  Karamel!

At the risk of sounding dumb ( I am after all a newbie sorta). Who the heck is Howard?

At the risk of sounding dumb ( I am after all a newbie sorta). Who the heck is Howard?


http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_74.jpg

This is howard. It really wouldnt be much longer before you met him. he posts pretty much everywhere and it is always the most random stuff but he is a cool guy. He wont be hard to identify cuz his screen name is howard

At the risk of sounding dumb ( I am after all a newbie sorta). Who the heck is Howard?


Howard is awesome.  You can't miss him :)

Howard is awesome.  You can't miss him :)


Thanks He's a cutie  ;)

Howard may have one of the longest (if not, funniest) photoshop threads ever ;D

http://www.rocksbackpages.com/furniture/artists/bolan_marc.jpg

how groovy was Marc
he was very groovy baby  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hippy2.gif   

If you build it, he will come.........


























http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/shoelessJoe.jpg

http://joshreads.com/images/0601/squeallikeapig.jpg

^ :o

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.



One of my all time favorite movies. ;D

One of my all time favorite movies. ;D
it's a comedy classic  ;D 

Kung Fu Panda FTW!

I wonder if one can get a vanity license plate that says WTFFTW  ??? :D

http://joshreads.com/images/0601/squeallikeapig.jpg


Is that "Dueling Banjos" I hear?

Someone on another board once saw a plate that said "OMG LOL" :D

http://totallyabsurd.com/kissing_shield.GIF

Kissing Shield
US Patent Issued In 1998

Here it is folks, hot off the presses. If you enjoy kisses but dread the idea of getting a disease, then the Kissing Shield is a "must have" item. This germ barrier consists of a thin latex membrane artfully stretched over an attractive and romantic heart shaped frame.
The inventor states the shield is for kissing the intended recipient of the users affection and is also useful for politicians when kissing babies. Hey, they got our vote.

Thats just weird  :D

Mouth condom

4 more pages to go for LTE to hit 2500!  Let's go!

Oh, and :D

Mouth condom
;D heck yeah it is!  good one Midas

What no french kissing anymore  :P

What no french kissing anymore  :P


Looks like it's safe french kissing now. :P  Those darn latex lickers!  They're worse than those lint lickers!

I hate when people try to shove their tongue clear down my throat. :D 8-P

What no french kissing anymore  :P
but of course, if you want germs  ;D


I hate when people try to shove their tongue clear down my throat. :D 8-P
that's the best part Erin  ::)

Longest wait over for these Celtics...dang, what a shellacking.

As long as you guys know how to use the tongue... ;)

but of course, if you want germs  ;D
that's the best part Erin  ::)


Ugh. I hate that. 8-P

I hate when people try to shove their tongue clear down my throat. :D 8-P


What about just halfway?  :D

Longest wait over for these Celtics...dang, what a shellacking.
that's friggin sweet!  beat those cheaters!


As long as you guys know how to use the tongue... ;)
push, poke, and swirl?  ??? 

As long as you guys know how to use the tongue... ;)


By 'guys' I hope you mean girls.  Otherwise Sir Billzy may chase you.  :D

LTE gettin' to another page yo!  In another post or two, ooh yeah!

What about just halfway?  :D



a little bit goes a long way. ;)

Shake, rattle and roll!

that's friggin sweet!  beat those cheaters!

They were cheating?  :o

a little bit goes a long way. ;)


Tell that to Gene Simmons. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/koolaidman.jpg

Tell that to Gene Simmons. :D








oh gosh..could you imagine that entire thing down your throat?

I was just thinking about how funny it would be if that white guy in the suit had dropped the NBA trophy...hehehe.

By 'guys' I hope you mean girls.  Otherwise Sir Billzy may chase you.   :D
dang, i didn't even notice that.  he must have meant girls. he didn't "subconciously" say guys, did he?   :o  


They were cheating?  :o
they were taught the philosphy "Win if you can, Lose if you must, but always cheat"! by this man
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S02000iVhI8B8BIKGjzbkF/SIG=12hk3l09p/EXP=1213848244/**http%3A//www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/halloffame/jessemic.jpg

Behave!

Behave!
on Gameboy  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0206filhIGEwBiwSjzbkF/SIG=159v1m4nk/EXP=1213848607/**http%3A//www.juegomania.org/Austin%2BPowers%2B%25231%3A%2BOh,%2BBehave!/fotos/gbcolor/0/32_c/Caratula%2BAustin%2BPowers%2B%25231%3A%2BOh,%2BBehave!.jpg

on Gameboy  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0206filhIGEwBiwSjzbkF/SIG=159v1m4nk/EXP=1213848607/**http%3A//www.juegomania.org/Austin%2BPowers%2B%25231%3A%2BOh,%2BBehave!/fotos/gbcolor/0/32_c/Caratula%2BAustin%2BPowers%2B%25231%3A%2BOh,%2BBehave!.jpg


What fun is that?

Shave my poodle.

Page 2?  What, you all think you need to go to bed instead of keeping this thread going? ;)

Keep going, we can sleep between posts  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/dogrun.gif
Of to Quote the ironic lyrics of Warren Zevon " I'll sleep when I"m Dead" :\'(

http://joshreads.com/images/0604/i060427beetle.jpg

"That’s funny, I think my initial response to “Beetle didn’t open his chute” would have been “If he isn’t careful, he’ll plummet to a terrifying, painful death.” Guess that’s why I’m not in the army!"

SPLAT>>> Poor Beetle

SPLAT>>> Poor Beetle
at least he had the decency to go splat in the next county. :P

http://joshreads.com/images/0604/i060422famcirc.jpg

“It’s not like lunches here, where Mommy just turns the hose on us after we eat and then locks us in our room until supper time!”

Interesting sense of humor there hehehe.

Interesting sense of humor there hehehe.
family circus is so sacchiriny sweet that the comics curmudgeon seems to really love giving it dark and sinister undertones.

family circus is so sacchiriny sweet that the comics curmudgeon seems to really love giving it dark and sinister undertones.
and he's apparently not the only one.

http://www.futureofthebook.org/blog/archives/family.gif

:o

Heh.

http://imaginaryboys.altervista.org/english/art/images/the_son_of_man.jpg

Longest thesis proposal ever?  Not likely, because I'm not sure what to say just yet :P

in speaking of the medical profession...

http://joshreads.com/images/0607/i060725maryworth.jpg

"Can’t … stop … staring … at … Mary’s … freakish … pinky finger! Seriously, what is the deal with her hand in panel one? It looks like her finger and a chunk of her palm was somehow hewn off (possibly in a “household ‘accident’”) and Dr. Jeff threw his medical ethics to the wind to attach a donor hand-piece to his beloved in an experimental and highly dangerous procedure."

so this looks pretty fun  ::)


http://totallyabsurd.com/gerbil_shirt2.GIF
Gerbil Shirt
US Patent Issued In 1999

Hey, are you tired of leaving your small pets at home when you are out and about?  Could you use a little more quality time with your gerbils, mice, hamsters or snakes?  Well now your dreams have come true with the Gerbil Shirt!  The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart.  The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing.

The inventor suggests you can clean the Gerbil Shirt by attaching it to a faucet (remove pets first please), and you should avoid collisions and falls that could cause pet panic.  We give two thumbs up to this living fashion accessory and we can't wait to see the toy poodle version.

Tuba Ruba!

The LTE has more PMs than you deserve :P

in speaking of the medical profession...

http://joshreads.com/images/0607/i060725maryworth.jpg

"Can’t … stop … staring … at … Mary’s … freakish … pinky finger! Seriously, what is the deal with her hand in panel one? It looks like her finger and a chunk of her palm was somehow hewn off (possibly in a “household ‘accident’”) and Dr. Jeff threw his medical ethics to the wind to attach a donor hand-piece to his beloved in an experimental and highly dangerous procedure."


"Talk to the hand...ouch! Cramp!" 

:D

Tuba Ruba!

The LTE has more PMs than you deserve :P


LTE has more looky-loo's than other threads too.

http://totallyabsurd.com/baby_cage.gif

Baby Cage
US Patent Issued In 1998

Adults: big… babies: small.  So how can you safely combine the two in one large bed?  With the Baby Cage.  The Baby Cage is an oval shaped domed structure featuring curved crossbars that are strong enough to support an adult's weight, keeping baby safe.  You know, this thing doesn’t exactly induce warm and fuzzy feelings.  Baby Cage = future visits to doctors with couches. So how about this… next time you are thinking of putting the wee one in junior jail, maybe just pull the crib up next to your bed.

http://totallyabsurd.com/baby_cage.gif

Baby Cage
US Patent Issued In 1998

Adults: big… babies: small.  So how can you safely combine the two in one large bed?  With the Baby Cage.  The Baby Cage is an oval shaped domed structure featuring curved crossbars that are strong enough to support an adult's weight, keeping baby safe.  You know, this thing doesn’t exactly induce warm and fuzzy feelings.  Baby Cage = future visits to doctors with couches. So how about this… next time you are thinking of putting the wee one in junior jail, maybe just pull the crib up next to your bed.




;D ;D ;D

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/political-pictures-barack-obama-difference-look-good.jpg

did you see this?

http://gallery.mac.com/macmaven/100031/IMG_0164/web.jpg

mccain met with youtube celebrity and noted psycho harriet "inadequate black male" christian to determine once and for all whether senility is worse than sociopathy.

http://www.rumproast.com/index.php/site/comments/john_mccain_harriet_christian_dont_they_make_a_beautiful_couple/

i bet you're wishing i would stop with the comics curmudgeon lifts. well, i can't.

http://joshreads.com/images/0608/i060827apt3g.jpg

"And New York loves you, Gina. Except for the part of New York that lives in your apartment building, whom you insist on insulting. Kids these days! With their hairy shirts and inability to filter their ids and whatnot. Still, we all should grateful for Gina, because her inappropriate blabbermouthery generated a rare triple head-bobble in panel four, though if Tommie isn’t secretly enjoying this display, I’ll eat Margo’s hat. Margo, meanwhile, gives us one moment of wounded vulnerability in panel five before launching a patented icy stare at the Professor in the final panel. Gina had better be taking notes right now.

Oh, and what the hell is going on with the word “Frida” randomly appearing on Tommie’s face in the first panel? Creepy. As. Hell. My guess: it’s a prison tattoo of the name of her girlfriend, who’s still on the “inside.” Watch out, Ted: she’s spoken for!"

i bet you're wishing i would stop with the comics curmudgeon lifts. well, i can't.

http://joshreads.com/images/0608/i060827apt3g.jpg

"And New York loves you, Gina. Except for the part of New York that lives in your apartment building, whom you insist on insulting. Kids these days! With their hairy shirts and inability to filter their ids and whatnot. Still, we all should grateful for Gina, because her inappropriate blabbermouthery generated a rare triple head-bobble in panel four, though if Tommie isn’t secretly enjoying this display, I’ll eat Margo’s hat. Margo, meanwhile, gives us one moment of wounded vulnerability in panel five before launching a patented icy stare at the Professor in the final panel. Gina had better be taking notes right now.

Oh, and what the hell is going on with the word “Frida” randomly appearing on Tommie’s face in the first panel? Creepy. As. Hell. My guess: it’s a prison tattoo of the name of her girlfriend, who’s still on the “inside.” Watch out, Ted: she’s spoken for!"

you're right. we're wishing that you would stop the insanity, but way down inside the innermost depths of our bowels, we lust for more triple head-bobbles    :-\\

I lust for somethin but it ain't no bobble!!!

so this looks pretty fun  ::)


http://totallyabsurd.com/gerbil_shirt2.GIF
Gerbil Shirt
US Patent Issued In 1999

Hey, are you tired of leaving your small pets at home when you are out and about?   Could you use a little more quality time with your gerbils, mice, hamsters or snakes?   Well now your dreams have come true with the Gerbil Shirt!   The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart.   The interior surfaces are textured for traction and have air vents for easy breathing.

The inventor suggests you can clean the Gerbil Shirt by attaching it to a faucet (remove pets first please), and you should avoid collisions and falls that could cause pet panic.   We give two thumbs up to this living fashion accessory and we can't wait to see the toy poodle version.




=o I've seen this before!

=o I've seen this before!


Is your avatar a ferret with a fro?

Is your avatar a ferret with a fro?


I think it's a groovy llama.  Slap mah scalp!

This thread will soon be 2500 pages long (by my settings, anyway).

And I'm almost to 1600 posts again. :D

=o I've seen this before!
you have?  :o  with real gerbils or Robot Gerbils?

did this post just push the LTE into 2500 pages of fun, frolic and frivolity

I think we need 2 more.

I think we need 2 more.

          http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0204SNFtIXBABmDmjzbkF/SIG=12h9k1da8/EXP=1214023058/**http%3A//www.ilmfan.com/credits/posters/are_we_there_yet.02.jpg

http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/2.gif  http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/5.gif  http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif  http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif

CREDITCRUNCHISBITINGME

http://joshreads.com/images/0609/i060920beetle.jpg

"One of the odder recurring bits in Beetle Bailey is Beetle’s extremely intermittent relationship with Miss Buxley. Although they are occasionally seen going out together or even holding hands, they seem to be perpetually on a second or third date. This is to my knowledge the first time that Private Bailey has even tried to get to first base with the buxom secretary, and the dialogue around the attempt is particularly bizarre. I myself have never been in the army, but I did go to public school, and so I know a thing or two about old water fountains, and if Miss Buxley thinks that the techniques needed to get water out of one makes a man a “good kisser,” then she’s much, much kinkier than I ever gave her credit for.

Actually, the more I think about it, Miss Buxley is probably not complimenting Beetle for trying to suck her liver out through her windpipe by asking him if he’s a man-whore, but rather saw him coming at her face with his lips ludicrously extended and is trying to come up with something — anything — to say to distract him from his advances. This fits in better with their body language, in which he’s grabbing her by the elbows and she’s bracing herself against his chest, and with the fact that she’s way, way out of his league."

http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/2.gif  http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/5.gif  http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif  http://bestsmileys.com/flaming/10.gif


LTE is on FIRE!  :o


CREDITCRUNCHISBITINGME


FEED IT!

http://joshreads.com/images/0609/dirtymargo.jpg

http://joshreads.com/images/0609/dirtymargo.jpg
where in the hell do you find these underground comics  ;D

LTE, in the place to be!

LTE will go on forever maybe Guiness book of world records. Then we can all have a guimess!!

All you people keep this thread alive
Keep this thread alive
Keep this thread alive
Itll take you all your time and a money
To keep me satisfied
Keep this thread alive
Keep this thread alive
All you people keep this thread alive

I will help make this the longest thread, in hope of ensuring it will never be dead.

I will help make this the longest thread, in hope of ensuring it will never be dead.
funny thing is, the LTE is DD's legacy which is kinda cool. if one looks back about 1 thousand pages or more, you'll see that this was one of the main hang out threads. Members hung out here all the time  ::)

Joke Notice 'painted' on the White Cliffs of Dover UK, to incoming asylum seekers/migrants on the scrounge for our generous Welfare allowances handed out to all and sundry >:(

http://bp0.blogger.com/_qaNgjqOjcJA/RXKVaLHYHDI/AAAAAAAAAAM/oryneoHSVK4/s1600/dover.jpg


http://pommygranate.blogspot.com/2006/12/racism-xeonophobia-paranoia.html

funny thing is, the LTE is DD's legacy which is kinda cool. if one looks back about 1 thousand pages or more, you'll see that this was one of the main hang out threads. Members hung out here all the time  ::)


Philip Eno's posted in here before,
But I think he deleted his posts in here from the days of yore.

Philip Eno's posted in here before,
But I think he deleted his posts in here from the days of yore.
when I was younger, so much younger than today, Philip Eno posted in this thread everyday.  why would he delete his posts, I think he abhors the deletion of posts unless absolutely necessary. if you go back to pages 1000-1300 he has hordes of posts along with many others that used to post here on a regular basis.

Even though there are people that try to keep LTE down,
You can be sure that this thread will always be found.

What better way to waste time than to delete posts you wasted time posting long before?

Page 2?  I don't think so

http://joshreads.com/images/0612/i061204famcirc.jpg

http://joshreads.com/images/0612/i061222obh.png

"Part of Ruthie’s charm is that she straddles the line between “imaginative” and “delusional,” but the phrase “I know the smoke detector is really one of your hidden cameras” is clearly the product of the mind of a budding paranoid schizophrenic. This kid will be in a straight jacket in a rubber room by the age of 13. Presumably she’ll have a heart-warming malapropism ready for the situation."

"I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in".

What better way to waste time than to delete posts you wasted time posting long before?


Them reading that you posted that, thus giving LTE another view.  Yeah they do.

Reading them id half the fun

Longest road trip ever over!  :D :D

Longest road trip ever over!  :D :D
amen brother, glad you made it safely. now where's my buffalo hide?

Almost slipped to page 2.

Almost slipped to page 2.
so sorry. it'll never happen again    http://bestsmileys.com/crying/5.gif

so sorry. it'll never happen again    http://bestsmileys.com/crying/5.gif


How do you always come up with smileys i've never seen before ???

How do you always come up with smileys i've never seen before ???
that one looks a bit like mike might have just now drawn it. ;D

How do you always come up with smileys i've never seen before ???
a close  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif friend (Jacks) turned me on to a site and now I'm gonna do the same for you  http://bestsmileys.com/


that one looks a bit like mike might have just now drawn it. ;D
if I could draw that good, that would be a bit special.........hey, are you making fun of my smiley  :(

a close  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif friend (Jacks) turned me on to a site and now I'm gonna do the same for you   http://bestsmileys.com/http://bestsmileys.com/aliens/12.gif

that one's killer!

http://bestsmileys.com/aliens/12.gif

that one's killer!
whoa, that's cool 

a close  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif friend (Jacks) turned me on to a site and now I'm gonna do the same for you  http://bestsmileys.com/
if I could draw that good, that would be a bit special.........hey, are you making fun of my smiley  :(



http://bestsmileys.com/dilbert/6.gif

Dogbert!!!

Awesome smilies FTW!

amen brother, glad you made it safely. now where's my buffalo hide?


On the buffalo's ass. :D

On the buffalo's ass. :D
well someone needs to skin that hide. that's make a nice warm coat or a blanket for inside the tepee during winter

http://bestsmileys.com/dilbert/6.gif

Dogbert!!!
  http://bestsmileys.com/famous/5.gif

my 1st obligatory, & meaningless LTE post of the day

my 1st obligatory, & meaningless LTE post of the day


Perhaps it's meaningless to some, but not to you being since you posed it.

Perhaps it's meaningless to some, but not to you being since you posed it.
i think you're right. it was just meaningful enough, nothing more  ::)

To me it means LTE is one post longer.

So does this one.  Makin' LTE stronger!

...and longer!

              http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif

Dastardly...

I feel the need to post here

'Did you ever see a woman comin' outa New York City with a frog in her hand?'

One more post for the LTE
'Cuz it's one of the bestest threads as you can see.  :D

Are you down with LTE?

Longest paper ever...well not really, I just need to write it :D

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0205hFWVISIIAUSmjzbkF/SIG=126t48v0s/EXP=1214670561/**http%3A//www.hellenism.net/images/famous/savalas.jpg  who loves you baby?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0205hFWVISIIAUSmjzbkF/SIG=126t48v0s/EXP=1214670561/**http%3A//www.hellenism.net/images/famous/savalas.jpg  who loves you baby?


Did you know Telly was Jennifer Aniston's godfather? What a cool godfather to have.

another thread reminded me of the days of the lisence plate thread.. it was genius.
you are some funny people.
dammit!  funny!

We aim to please...

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S0205hFWVISIIAUSmjzbkF/SIG=126t48v0s/EXP=1214670561/**http%3A//www.hellenism.net/images/famous/savalas.jpg  who loves you baby?


My God, he hot.

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/political-pictures-oj-simpson-gloves-fit.jpg

BANG!!

zoom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3KVMfW7zS4&playnext=1

no really, watch this. s'awesome.

if you dont watch it by 3 o'clock, just dont watch it at all. i'm gonna delete it from LTE because if you dont wanna watch it, that's just you being passive aggressive. you should look it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3KVMfW7zS4&playnext=1

no really, watch this. s'awesome.

if you dont watch it by 3 o'clock, just dont watch it at all. i'm gonna delete it from LTE because if you dont wanna watch it, that's just you being passive aggressive. you should look it up.


Ha!  I caught this on Dlisted earlier.  The guy is such a douchebag.

Ha!  I caught this on Dlisted earlier.  The guy is such a douchebag.
that dude exists. he's in the world right now.

that dude exists. he's in the world right now.


That makes me sad.

That makes me sad.
in fact, right now he's in a tree in your backyard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts-2lg5fpQ4&playnext=1&playnext_from=QL

go up to about 6:50 minutes in and look at how damn pretty syd barrett was. man or woman, straight or gay, that's a face that will haunt you.

" Oh by the way which ones pink"?

This seemed like the longest week ever. :P

Did you know Telly was Jennifer Aniston's godfather? What a cool godfather to have.
I did not know that. that's totally cool and she's quite gorgeous


My God, he hot.
Telly was one cool cat.  8)

LTE and the truth will set you free.

In the LTE, all are accepted, without prejudice. come as you are see what awaits you here

    http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/18.gif

I had cardiac problems this week. Spent two days in hosp. But am on the mend.

I had cardiac problems this week. Spent two days in hosp. But am on the mend.


Gosh. :o That must've been frightening... Glad to hear you're on the mend. Take care! :)

I had cardiac problems this week. Spent two days in hosp. But am on the mend.


Take it easy and get better. :)

http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/kitten.jpg

I had cardiac problems this week. Spent two days in hosp. But am on the mend.


Hope you get better real soon.

http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/kitten.jpg




I like this one. :)

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk306/bella2203/cats/omg.jpg

So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance.  Dance, I say, dance!

I like this one. :)

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk306/bella2203/cats/omg.jpg


it's a dear little thing isn't it

awwwwwwwwwww

At the top where it should be,
The LTE for all to see.

Thanks for all the good wishes and concern. I am recovering nicely, it was stress related,

iI have had a triple bypass and defib pacemaker implant about 18 months ago, so they wanted to run some tests to make sure everything was fine.isn't but its nothing that can't be corrected by
lowering my stress and diet and exercise, So I will do what I have to do.
Thats more info than anyone would care to hear, but thought a little history would help clarify things

Glad to hear you're feeling better, greenjello74. :)

Glad to hear you're feeling better, greenjello74. :)


:-* Welcome

http://www.maniacworld.com/karate-chimp.jpg


;D :D ;D

^ That's a weird-looking panda.

prepare to be pwn3d by black belt chimpanda

^ That's a weird-looking panda.


don't you love the way his mouth is.. ;D ;D

wonder if it's cg'd?

Longest data analysis ever...the good and bad thing about working in a systems biology lab is the insane amount of data generated, now I have to pore through it to see what I can make out of it.

Huzzah!

MY TONGUE IS ALL ITCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

i frickin' HATE that!

>:(

MY TONGUE IS ALL ITCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

i frickin' HATE that!

>:(
did you scratch it  ??? 

did you scratch it  ??? 
you have to scrape it over your teeth!!!! it's the worst. >:(

say no to itchy tongues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you have to scrape it over your teeth!!!! it's the worst. >:(

say no to itchy tongues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay NO itchy tongues http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/awm2.gif ever only happy tongues licking whatever makes them happy. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/boldred.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/boldlblue.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/boldblue.gif

Longest tongue ever?

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http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/political-pictures-bill-gates-microsift-sexy-attractive.jpg

'LEND ME SOME SUGAR..

I AM YOUR NEIGHBOUR'






OUTKAST

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/political-pictures-bill-gates-microsift-sexy-attractive.jpg
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He was kinda cute back then, buy I am on all kind of pain meds. So I willsay nite nite

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/R2D2/alien8.jpg

^ that dude on the ground is screwed.

Longest tongue ever?

http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/KISS-GeneSimmons%20%20%20_photo.jpg
what, no blood?

^ that dude on the ground is screwed.
he would be if he weren't CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!

^ that dude on the ground is screwed.


I will imagine him screwed beneath the little red x


:D

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

longest ever!

OMG I bet he has to be really careful around powerlines!!!! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/baby.gif

OMG I bet he has to be really careful around powerlines!!!! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/baby.gif


and candles.

"The authors write that this species is "promiscuous and boisterous in their sexual activity", which means that there is likely to be stiff competition by drakes to be the father of ducklings."

I bet. *snicker*  :D ;D

Holy cloaca!

One more post in the LTE
Before I head down to the SDC. 8)

Sunny!

http://alhazan.com/gallery/albums/career/sonny_bono_450.jpg

^

kitties laughing like Muttley

http://www.focusmag.gr/id/files/48269/cat%20laugh.jpg

So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance.  Dance, I say, dance!


Pick up on this!!



Here's a little secret: of the two, I always liked Spinderella (Not A Fella) best. ;D

Bubbleman's stage music plays.

My back feels fine and so do I  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/dance2.gif

It's raining.  Can't sit outside till 2:00am.  Bummer. :P

Dark and muggy here in fla

My back feels fine and so do I  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/dance2.gif


;D :D ;D


Good!!!

:)

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/R2D2/alien8.jpg


Is thta my buddy lister? 

http://www.dlisted.com/files/caption0619_0.jpg

;D

incredibly found under a Goggle image search for Dita von Teese  :D :D

That's so wrong....













He's wearing socks with his low heeled sandals. ;D

That's so wrong....













He's wearing socks with his low heeled sandals. ;D


Now now can't make fun of dumpstalicious..........

there's always a party at LTE              http://bestsmileys.com/party/5.gif

Longest Thread Ever is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/BruceLee.jpg

That's so wrong....













He's wearing socks with his low heeled sandals. ;D


thought you were gonna say his handbag doesn't match his shoes 

;D

Longest Thread Ever is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/BruceLee.jpg


Mike that was one of my fave shows in the 70's

grasshopper

Ah yes Didn"t someone do a skit called weedhopper?

Could it have been Kids In The Hall or In Living Color?

Longest Thread Ever is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c235/badfingermike/BruceLee.jpg
that is a singularly classic moment in world cinema. 8)

he like smacks him on the back of the head and whatnot. i love enter the dragon, more than one late night tv-watching session has been wrapped up in that particular film.

my favorite bruce lee quote, and i dont know if it's apocryphal or not... they're talking about when bruce lee's character finds the secret enemy lair in "enter the dragon" and he gets the numchucks and just starts owning bitches left and right. so they're interviewing mr. lee about the movie and the interviewer sez "bruce, whenever you're facing off against a large number of adversaries in your films, they always attack you one at a time instead of all at once. why is this?" and bruce sez, "because if they attacked me all at once, they would kick my ass."

if it's true that is a brilliant quote that just shows how fudging gonzo and genius bruce lee was, not so much about martial arts (although he was) but about cinema.  8)

Could it have been Kids In The Hall or In Living Color?


Could have been can't remember

Mike that was one of my fave shows in the 70's

grasshopper
Enter The Dragon is my favorite martial arts film, although I do like Return of the Dragon and that one has some comedy in it too.


that is a singularly classic moment in world cinema. 8)

he like smacks him on the back of the head and whatnot. i love enter the dragon, more than one late night tv-watching session has been wrapped up in that particular film.

my favorite bruce lee quote, and i dont know if it's apocryphal or not... they're talking about when bruce lee's character finds the secret enemy lair in "enter the dragon" and he gets the numchucks and just starts owning bitches left and right. so they're interviewing mr. lee about the movie and the interviewer sez "bruce, whenever you're facing off against a large number of adversaries in your films, they always attack you one at a time instead of all at once. why is this?" and bruce sez, "because if they attacked me all at once, they would kick my ass."

if it's true that is a brilliant quote that just shows how fudgeing gonzo and genius bruce lee was, not so much about martial arts (although he was) but about cinema.  8)
Sometimes you gotta smack the lesson into the students head,  but it's all part of the teaching process. he smacks Lao on top of the head 2 or 3 times.  smack! "never take your eye off your opponent..even when you bow"

Enter The Dragon is my favorite martial arts film, although I do like Return of the Dragon and that one has some comedy in it too.
Sometimes you gotta smack the lesson into the students head,  but it's all part of the teaching process. he smacks Lao on top of the head 2 or 3 times.  smack! "never take your eye off your opponent..even when you bow"
ha, i totally wanna see that again now. i have no idea why i dont own that film.

i love the first fight, when he keeps just being too fast and popping that one dude in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQORnYPqU3A

starting at about 6:45. when he does the big jump kill at the very end? that was the moment bruce became a god.

and then there's this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XsAYrmc8Po

this is the "if they attacked me all at once, they would kick my ass" scene. unless i'm making all this up, which i may well be.

i love when he gets the chucks at the end and it's like, oh, hell, look what you just unleashed. bruce was a true superstar, and this was his finest film.

now see? why does enter the dragon remind me of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6csp2fZt2E

I have to agree I loved Enter the Dragon, and it is also one film I can say I saw in the theaters when I was a kid.

ha, i totally wanna see that again now. i have no idea why i dont own that film.

i love the first fight, when he keeps just being too fast and popping that one dude in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQORnYPqU3A

starting at about 6:45. when he does the big jump kill at the very end? that was the moment bruce became a god.
oh yeah, his first fight against O'Hara is my favorite. talk about smacking someone upside their head  ;D 

on the related videos was the Return Of The Dragon restaurant scene, and then one from Fists Of Fury, two good clips. check em out


and then there's this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XsAYrmc8Po

this is the "if they attacked me all at once, they would kick my ass" scene. unless i'm making all this up, which i may well be.

i love when he gets the chucks at the end and it's like, oh, hell, look what you just unleashed. bruce was a true superstar, and this was his finest film.
I appreciate Bruce's honesty... I remember learning how to make nunchucks when I first watched this.


now see? why does enter the dragon remind me of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6csp2fZt2E
not sure about the connection, maybe it's the fearlessness that Bruce & Jule's character's display  ???  I dunno but it's a hell of a good scene. another great film with lots of action/violence 

Boards...don't hit back.

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Kung Fu kitties

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/adresaklumea/funny-cats/kung-fu.jpg

Kung Fu kitties


I love it

Do you know...praying mantis?

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http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/hasselhoffli0.gif


No but those are some disturbing drawers

^ Longest mindmeld ever. :P

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Kung Fu kitties


O HAI!

http://gallery.mg-rover.org/data/3671/thumbs/kung_fu_kitty.jpg

HAI!  :D

Woosa!

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:P :P

I feel nauseous

Hasselhof was the 'celebrity' guest interviewer on the Sunday Night Project last week, it's a really funny comedy show, he was sent up somewhat though, the guy is so into himself it's cringeworthy

:P :P

I feel nauseous

Hasselhof was the 'celebrity' guest interviewer on the Sunday Night Project last week, it's a really funny comedy show, he was sent up somewhat though, the guy is so into himself it's cringeworthy


And he's not even that big in Germany ::)

And he's not even that big in Germany ::)


Apparently not in his pants either ;D

I've been watching America's Got Talent and The Hoff is one of the hosts on that.

Hes a has been, and most likely preservd in plastic.

http://www.toool.nl/blackbag/images/bump-chef.jpg

I love the Swedish Chef

Don't know him

Don't know him


You never watched the Muppet Show? 

Wokka wokka!

Don't know him



http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek2.gif

Oh yeah guess it was my sometimers kickin in. Duh

Mmmborkborkbork!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/BangHead.gif

Longest night ever!  :P  Stupid peptide synthesizer.

Longest week ever.  The kids are busy, we are tired and my husband is in France.

nothing to say right now

Ah, France...where even the French hate the French.

http://failblog.org/2008/07/10/satanism-fail/#comments

Read the comments.  I laughed until I cried.

But do they hate French Fries?

But do they hate French Fries?
who, the satinists?

Both hee hee Those comments were funny as hell though.

I'm more of a cotton girl.

Hail Cotton!