What'd I miss?  Was someone being lame again?

all dirty lazy foreigners out of LTE! >:(

all dirty lazy foreigners out of LTE! >:(


No.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/bandit.gif

this would be my obligatory post in LTE

dirty lazy yanks out of LTE! >:( >:(

dirty lazy yanks out of LTE! >:( >:(


That's more like it,gringo :P

dirty lazy yanks out of LTE! >:( >:(


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all dirty lazy foreigners out of LTE! >:(


Well I showered this morning so you don't mean me!

I smell of sulfur containing compounds now.  Darn peptide synthesis.

cookin' up more crystal over there?  :D

In a manner of speaking ;)

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Just got that one.  I thought his next post was going to be O

Just got that one.  I thought his next post was going to be O


http://www.oddpic.com/data/524/president-bush-orly.jpg

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/jambawolf/yarly.jpg

For some reason, this picture is amusing at 10 in the evening.

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/5/pyzamfaildogteeth.jpg

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5498/bobbarqueroi0.jpg

For some reason, this picture is amusing at 10 in the evening.

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/5/pyzamfaildogteeth.jpg


;D

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5498/bobbarqueroi0.jpg


I always knew he was a bastard. ;D

I always knew he was a bastard. ;D


;D ;D

Wish I knew who he was  :-\\

^ Bob Barker, host of the US game show 'The Price is Right' for 35 years :)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-mom-dad-surprised-cat.jpg?w=375&h=500

This is probably how Jason felt when he walked in on us. :o

What's up next?  Bob, it's a brand new SKIDDLY-DOO!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/SkiddlyDo.jpg

What's up next?  Bob, it's a brand new SKIDDLY-DOO!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/SkiddlyDo.jpg


Where's the nibbly bib? :D

Where's the nibbly bib? :D


TaB + Beer = Nibbly-Bibb™  8-P

I'm drinking TaB right now. :D

You trademarked Nibbly-Bib? ;D

I'm drinking TaB right now. :D

You trademarked Nibbly-Bib? ;D


No, I trademarked Nibbly-Bibb™.  Two b's.  :D

"The Redneck Beer that tastes like sh*t!!!"  ;D

I gotta find that pic this weekend.

No, I trademarked Nibbly-Bibb™.  Two b's.  :D

"The Redneck Beer that tastes like sh*t!!!"  ;D

I gotta find that pic this weekend.


Sorta like Tequiza, but not real....or something. ;D

I think our air conditioner is broken. I've had it on for an hour and it's only cooled down like two degrees. Either that or their design sucks. I think I'll go with the latter. ::)

^ Wife must talk to the maintenance folk about that to make sure it's not broken.  One year warranty must be exploited!

<-- is in Wisconsin.  Wife and child are not.

<-- is sad :(

^ don't be sad.  Have some cheese. :D

Jason and I just got attacked by a bunch of dragonflies. I thought it was pretty cool (they were attracted to my hair for some reason), but he had a big ol' fit when one flew near him. :D

So now I'm trying to explain to him that they won't hurt him, they just want to land on him and catch the breeze. ;D

"I Will Survive"...Interpreted by Jesus Christ

We've got an awful lot of hidden people on here.

Hmmmm.....

I'm hiding too!

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020rv3BJIFvIAPeCjzbkF/SIG=12bnrjqph/EXP=1209282159/**http%3A//www.80sreborn.com/images/officer-gentleman-1.jpg where are you from, boy?

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg

NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Might be a bit racy, but all y'all potential post-reporting Nazis need to STFU and grow up :)

Love LOVE that movie.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f*cking effort to get to the top of the f*cking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/political-pictures-bill-hillary-clinton-slept-her2.jpg?w=400&h=248

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/political-pictures-bill-hillary-clinton-slept-her2.jpg?w=400&h=248


That's awesome. ;D

Page two?

Page two?




Anti-LTE geeks abound!

http://www.clunkyrobot.com/images/LOLhouse.jpg

We'll get those Anti-LTE geeks

Page two again?  Not cool.

Page two?





Page two again?  Not cool.


Of course if we had our page options to show a hundred thread titles to a page it would still be on page one I've been told

Of course if we had our page options to show a hundred thread titles to a page it would still be on page one I've been told




Yeah, and you should totally change it because you were TOLD. ::)

You want to know why this topic consistently gets on to the second page? Because the regulars who post in it all have LIVES.

Oh and someone else said I need to use more smilies.

;)

8-P

I'm going home today!  Yay!  :)

Oh and someone else said I need to use more smilies.

;)

8-P


I said you don't use smilies a lot, which isn't a big deal to me. :D


I'm going home today!  Yay!  :)


Hurry up. I feel like crap.

Oh and someone else said I need to use more smilies.

;)

8-P


:o

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My God, David Bowie was hot in "Labyrinth."

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

My God, David Bowie was hot in "Labyrinth."

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif


I'm sure he was with all that makeup :D

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superb smiley usage  8)

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smilejap.gif

superb smiley usage  8)


Thank you sir! :)

So after watching Labyrinth today, I Wiki'd it. I had remembered that someone had done a sequel book to the movie and was curious to how it played out. This is what I found:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_to_Labyrinth

So I checked my local bookstore. They had the first two of the series in stock. I bought them and read them within an hour. I was very impressed because they usually suck at making book sequels to movies (anyone ever read the sequel to "Casablanca"? Terrible!). This just felt....right. I can't wait until November when they release the third one.

And I'd still do David Bowie.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

Is David Bowie still married to that Iman chick?  I heard she was scary and strong.

Is David Bowie still married to that Iman chick?  I heard she was scary and strong.


That was Grace Jones who is scary and strong. Iman is pretty dainty, I think. And yes, they are still married.

I heard she was strong for her size though...like those nuns in Saving Silverman.

My God, David Bowie was hot in "Labyrinth."

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif


He looked his best in the nineties/early '00s.

He looked his best in the nineties/early '00s.


you think so?

^ i think so too.  i love him any way but that was a great time.

yum.

my girly in high school was all into david bowie. we went to see him in philadelphia back in the 80s, wound up sleeping in my car. i kinda missed the show cuz i was thinking about gettin' with my girly.  :P i'm sure it was a good show, though.

my girly in high school was all into david bowie. we went to see him in philadelphia back in the 80s, wound up sleeping in my car. i kinda missed the show cuz i was thinking about gettin' with my girly.  :P i'm sure it was a good show, though.


was it the glass spider tour?  thinking about sex might have been more fun.

was it the glass spider tour?  thinking about sex might have been more fun.
you know, i think it was? the glass spider tour, that sounds really familiar.

she wouldn't go all the way, we were kinda young. but it wasn't for lack of trying on my part.  :D i was like please, baby, please, baby, please, baby, babybaby please.

This one made me teehee  ;D

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-lightbulb-cat-get-a-life.jpg

^ ;D

http://www.hook-slide.com/splash/images/hookslide_cover.jpg

...the 'Move it in MC Hammer's Pants' thread into this thread, that is, because then this thread would possibly be the longest thread ever on this board, even if peeps started deleting their posts from that thread like they do this one.

Amen.

No, I trademarked Nibbly-Bibb™.  Two b's.  :D

"The Redneck Beer that tastes like sh*t!!!"  ;D

I gotta find that pic this weekend.


I didn't find that yet, but found THIS:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/Ed_GoChairGoGoUltra.jpg

Holy crap!  Skiddly-Doo Drag Racing endorsed by Ed McMahon! :o

They should do it with a joust!

They should do it with a joust!


Ooh, Skiddly-Doo Chicken...

It's anarchy at McDonalds ...

http://www.lope.ca/wip/ronald.jpg

you know, i think it was? the glass spider tour, that sounds really familiar.

she wouldn't go all the way, we were kinda young. but it wasn't for lack of trying on my part.  :D i was like please, baby, please, baby, please, baby, babybaby please.




Bleh. Sell out music!

Cosmic cycler, run run run run away home... :D

Yes...have some...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/nibblybibb.jpg

http://climateprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/polar-bear-tongue.jpeg

http://asymptotia.com/wp-images/2007/03/knut_bear_cub.jpg

http://climateprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/polar-bear-tongue.jpeg



http://asymptotia.com/wp-images/2007/03/knut_bear_cub.jpg


They probably had some Nibbly Bibb™.

They probably had some Nibbly Bibb™.
i almost never give karma, and i definitely never ever mention giving karma when i do.

but karma to you sir. ;D

i almost never give karma, and i definitely never ever mention giving karma when i do.

but karma to you sir. ;D


Thank you sir.  Dood, that was the weirdest dream I ever had. I dreamt I was at some redneck backwoods shindig and they offered me some beer in a pink can and it was called Nibbly Bibb™.  I took a sip and it was the nastiest beer in the world...worse than the worst of the worst.  So when I woke up I had to poorly represent the can in MS Paint and there you go.

I think it has something to do with the fact that I don't like TaB and I was dating a southern girl at the time...

Page 2 is not an option.

"Nibbly Bibb" is actually pretty catchy-sounding.

i googled "nibbly bibb" and absolutely nothing came up except this thread.  ;D so you got it free and clear, man, im guessing until just now the words "nibbly bibb" had never been uttered by a human being.

i googled "nibbly bibb" and absolutely nothing came up except this thread.  ;D so you got it free and clear, man, im guessing until just now the words "nibbly bibb" had never been uttered by a human being.


Just by him, but he'll have to explain that one to you. It is freakin' awesome. ;D

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Are you trying to get your daily quota in all at once?


I've been challenged to post here 100 times before I leave on Thursday. I can do that all in one day. ;D

Beth, I hear you callin
But I cant come home right now
Me and the boys are playin
And we just cant find the sound
Just a few more hours
And Ill be right home to you
I think I hear them callin
Oh, beth what can I do
Beth what can I do

You say you feel so empty
That our house just aint a home
And Im always somewhere else
And youre always there alone

Just a few more hours
And Ill be right home to you
I think I hear them callin
Oh, beth what can I do
Beth what can I do

Beth, I know youre lonely
And I hope youll be alright
cause me and the boys will be playin
All night

Just by him, but he'll have to explain that one to you. It is freakin' awesome. ;D

Oh yeah.

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I 'splained a couple pages ago.  And it is pretty catchy.  Too bad it doesn't taste better.  8-P  :D

Yay Jess!

I think my show this week will be sponsored by Nibbly Bibb™.  And Lep-O's™.

I think my show this week will be sponsored by Nibbly Bibb™.  And Lep-O's™.


Just don't throw your panties in the bowl. ;D

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Just don't throw your panties in the bowl. ;D

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Heh heh.  88 mo' to go.

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Yikes! Bikes!

Yikes! Bikes!


Where?  There?

Your face.

Are you trying to get your daily quota in all at once?


I remember posting song titles one per post in this thread awhile back and got asked why I was spamming of the thread.(not by the mods though)

But I was only doing it to be silly.

Concerto for Cootie.

I remember posting song titles one per post in this thread awhile back and got asked why I was spamming of the thread.(not by the mods though)

But I was only doing it to be silly.


quit spamming the thread >:(

quit spamming the thread >:(


quit spamming the thread >:(

quit spamming the thread >:(



quit spamming the thread >:(


quit spamming the comments that read quit spamming the thread >:(

quit spamming the comments that read quit spamming the thread >:(


quit quoting yourself so you can be a postwhore :D

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Rice's shift...

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...but wait, there's more!

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SIXTY NINE, DUDES!

Okay, I'm done for the night. :D

quit spamming the thread >:(


Umm...

What I did awhile back is nothing compared to Jessica.

Umm...

What I did awhile back is nothing compared to Jessica.


I have a feeling whistledog was joking with you. And thank you. I know I'm incomparable. 8) :-*

70!

I have a feeling whistledog was joking with you. And thank you. I know I'm incomparable. 8) :-*

70!


I know(I seen him attack himself in quotes).

I tend to make things look like serious posts even when I'm not being serious.

not to make it about me, but I am the only Opus on this page

not to make it about me, but I am the only Opus on this page


Is that a good thing?  ???

huzzah!

wow, jessica's really staying the course. 8)

Go Jess Go! :D

Whee! A new page!  30 more posts to go, Ms. Rabbit. :D

go go go!

jessica is not only lengthening the LTE, she's expanding the boundaries of human achievement.  8)

100 small posts for LTE...

100 posts in LTE > rest of forum.

100 posts in LTE > rest of forum.
1 post in LTE > entire rest of internet

With not much drama in the LTE it's pretty easy being M to the E...










Laid back...

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I'm overdosing on DayQuil. Still sick. Have like 27 1/2 hours to get better. :P

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You could have enlivened the numbers by adding some bingo calls in the mix


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7 and 6 - was she worth it?


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I'm overdosing on DayQuil. Still sick. Have like 27 1/2 hours to get better. :P


Vitamin C does it for me,
Says me in this post in LTE.

Ooh, maybe I'll become leet in LTE! :D

You could have enlivened the numbers by adding some bingo calls in the mix


Anyway up 69

7 and 6 - was she worth it?


etc



I'm too lazy. ;D

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Ooh, maybe I'll become leet in LTE! :D


Kinky.

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http://bp3.blogger.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/SBahQzb4x9I/AAAAAAAAEeA/7UyoaGtH4gA/s320/vodak.jpg

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.


"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.


"6 shots? Are you celebrating something?"


“Yeah, my first blowjob."


"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."


"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

http://bp3.blogger.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/SBahQzb4x9I/AAAAAAAAEeA/7UyoaGtH4gA/s320/vodak.jpg


Vodak the dyslexic alcoholic!  :D

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.


"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.


"6 shots? Are you celebrating something?"


“Yeah, my first blowjob."


"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."


"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."





D'oh!

Vodak the dyslexic alcoholic!  :D
http://bp2.blogger.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/SBahmjb4x-I/AAAAAAAAEeI/Gb1149bEq_Y/s320/vodakcatka9.jpg

you should go to misscellania.com sometimes. it's really funny.

http://misscellania.squarespace.com/storage/Raidersanimatedgif.gif

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda During Sex


11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."


10. "Feel the force!"


9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."


8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"


7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."


6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"


5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank
Oz's hand up my ass."


4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."


3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?"


2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"


1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

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ONE HUNDRED !!!!OMGWTFLOLBBQ!111!!!ONEONEONEELEVENTYMILLION!!!!111

I'm done now. You can blame Midas for this one. :D

http://roadkillrefugee.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/mission-accomplished.png

:D

ONE HUNDRED !!!!OMGWTFLOLBBQ!111!!!ONEONEONEELEVENTYMILLION!!!!111

I'm done now. You can blame Midas for this one. :D


http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/triple-dog-dare-loldogs-christmas.jpg

Aww puppies.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/SAaENTxxx1I/AAAAAAAAEWI/7oxPgDfEGjs/s320/weddingemotion.jpg

why'z dat dood sad?

Edit:  Nevermind. I was married once.  :P

7 mo' til 1337n3ss!!!!111oneistehloneliestnumbah!!!!1!

oo! it's five now. it's time for a leet campaign. let's all get together and get midas leet.

you know, after i deleted my account i don't think i even noticed when i leeted again. i can't remember. i hope i never hit "i am a geek!!". omg.

unless it happens in the interest of LTE. then it's okay.

LTE is so awesome, even babies post in it...

jhnv jnes ijo dub juybhgsn b8bo n; b bnogvnlb

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oo! it's five now. it's time for a leet campaign. let's all get together and get midas leet.

you know, after i deleted my account i don't think i even noticed when i leeted again. i can't remember. i hope i never hit "i am a geek!!". omg.
it's 4 more for Midas now.      After you deleted, you leeted, and then you deleeted. 
only a little over 95,000 posts for you to hit geek, I wouldn't worry about it  ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfU7TPZ-hEE

sabbath!