the hammer came down! :o


http://www.5318008.co.uk/b3ta/hammertime.jpg

Not sure I get your new user name?

Not sure I get your new user name?
midas and good year are competing tire companies.

Not sure I get your new user name?


A dodecahedron is a cube on steroids.

http://homepage.smc.edu/nestler_andrew/dodecahedron.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-staring-awkward-owl.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-staring-awkward-owl.jpg


And is trying to hypnotise me into becoming left-handed. :D

I'm having a hard time telling who's who. In fact i'm not sure who i have to blow anymore :P

I'm having a hard time telling who's who. In fact i'm not sure who i have to blow anymore :P


:o


;D

I'm having a hard time telling who's who. In fact i'm not sure who i have to blow anymore :P
oo! i know! i know this one!

midas and good year are competing tire companies.


Ahh.  Never heard of Midas tyres.

Ahh.  Never heard of Midas tyres.


Me neither!  :D

I've heard of Midas auto shops.

Maybe they named you Good Year because your head shines like the Good Year blimp? :D

*ducks*

I've heard of Midas auto shops.

Maybe they named you Good Year because your head shines like the Good Year blimp? :D

*ducks*
http://i30.tinypic.com/dfj2f9.jpg

She slapped the cat into the next county with that one ;D

She slapped the cat into the next county with that one ;D


Kinky.

She slapped the cat into the next county with that one ;D
the next frame of that cartoon the captain is standing on the prow of the boat and the cat he just slapped is treading water with this pitiful expression on his face and little drips of water coming off of him. if anything it's even more hilariously pathetic than that picture.

if nothing's come in when i get back maybe i'll look for it this afternoon.

The CCGs are whistling.  I think they're transmitting code.

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...
>> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:


>> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
>> A carton of eggs,
>> A quart of orange juice,
>> A head of romaine lettuce,
>> A 2 lb. Can of coffee, and
>> A 1 lb. Package of bacon.


>> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
>> drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
>> cashier.
>> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
>> stated, 'You must be single.'
>> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
>> derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
>> items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
>> selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
>> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what,
>> you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'


>> The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

That drunken fellow is quite astute.

http://image.blingee.com/images12/content/output/2007/8/31/150218009_9bb639d9.gif

Brilliant!

That drunken fellow is quite astute.
you're calling me ugly!

smite! smite!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-grey-kittens-crazy-face-family.jpg

^ a CrazyCat?  :D

...or a buttsecks connoisseur?

^ a CrazyCat?  :D


Rice knows some crazy cats.

*snort*

No I don't.  They are dead to me :P

No I don't.  They are dead to me :P


Awww deadcatz  :\'(

Awww deadcatz  :\'(
http://www.earlthedeadcat.org/images/LilEarl.jpg

http://www.earlthedeadcat.org/images/LilEarl.jpg


:\'( :\'( :\'(









just kiddin'  :D

That kitty is blue.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/15/CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg

:D

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/15/CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg

:D


"My superpower is that I state the obvious!"

he has a big O in the middle of his forehead that stands for "Obvious."

http://www.beautysensation.com/images/bumps_away_m.jpg

^
I just noticed you new avatar. I like those who work it!

^
I just noticed you new avatar. I like those who work it!


I was going to comment on Midas's avatar.  I think I'm right in saying he had this one years ago.  Though the animation seems smoother now.

He had it before, I remember it, too. :)

^
I just noticed you new avatar. I like those who work it!


Me too.  8)


I was going to comment on Midas's avatar.  I think I'm right in saying he had this one years ago.  Though the animation seems smoother now.



He had it before, I remember it, too. :)


Yes, I decided to bring spinning turntable kitty back to make everyone nauseous.  :D

Yes, I decided to bring spinning turntable kitty back to make everyone nauseous.  :D


I always liked it

page 2? noooooooooooo!

i'm listening to the ozark mountain daredevils. :P

i'm no longer listening to the ozark mountain daredevils. turns out there's only so long you can do that.

What's new, pussycat?
laaaaaa, duh dah, duh dah, duh dah, dah.

I like wife swapping, but I'm sadly lacking a main ingredient...
i'm my own wife.

I just bought the "Jurassic Park" DVD boxed set and I couldn't help but break into song....SING WITH ME!!!

I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate veloceraptors
Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no

I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no

Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no... oh no

by Weird Al Yankovic
Marshall, Will, and Holly
On a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known.
High on the rapids
It struck their tiny raft.
And plunged them down a thousand feet below.

To the Land of the Lost.
To the Land of the Lost.
To the Land of the Lost.

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers.  ;) :D





Cat
http://www.cgdclarke.co.uk/Screensavers/badger.jpg

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

:D

Why can't he be General Obvious?  He needs a promotion.

Why can't he be General Obvious?  He needs a promotion.
clearly!

It's only obvious.

generalissimobvious and his sidekick, captain clearly

Private Pointless?

General Tso has been demoted because his chicken sucked today.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8679/267okhs8.jpg

Man in Chinese restaurant: "That chicken was rubbery"

Waiter: "Ahh Fank you velly much!

So lacist!

Solly

lets not pelpetuate stelleotypes, peopre!

Seliousry.

Concentrating...

Concentrating...


OOh doing some hard maths are you?

No, I'm actually concentrating a sample so it's got a higher concentration, and that doesn't require a lot of concentration on my part :D

No, I'm actually concentrating a sample so it's got a higher concentration, and that doesn't require a lot of concentration on my part :D


I wondered if that might be what you meant after I'd typed my previous reply!

Yes, it was rather confusing on my part... :-[

does anyone need a ride home  ::)

Concentrating...
"Nothing is quite so over-rated as sexual intercourse, or quite so under-rated as mere defecation." - Mark Twain

i wonder which this is. :D

does anyone need a ride home  ::)


Please!

"Nothing is quite so over-rated as sexual intercourse, or quite so under-rated as mere defecation." - Mark Twain

i wonder which this is. :D


BAHAHAHA!  I was thinking Rice was concentrating along those lines too!  ;D

Some people never completely defecate as they are still full of $h!t.

Computers are stupid

Computers are stupid
excellent! right up there with "you know what's stupid? things i don't understand."

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2100/hbm1156450yi2.jpg

:P

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2100/hbm1156450yi2.jpg

:P



;D  This made my day ;D

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2100/hbm1156450yi2.jpg

:P



I love Happy Bunny.

While looking up something about Amtrak, I ran across this website:

http://www.moonamtrak.org/

It's safe for work. ;D

While looking up something about Amtrak, I ran across this website:

http://www.moonamtrak.org/

It's safe for work. ;D


Not MY work!  Denied!  >:(

Not MY work!  Denied!   >:(


Awwwww.

Check it out when you get home. I almost wish I was going down that way on that day. ;D That's frickin' awesome.

I'll moon your train as you leave the station :)

I'll moon your train as you leave the station :)


...yerrow moons, gleen crovels, brue diamonds an' pulpre holseshoes!  :D  ;D

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-camel-sing-humps-song.jpg

^ Does he make a two-hump poop?

dag! the clintons are really rich! :o

While looking up something about Amtrak, I ran across this website:

http://www.moonamtrak.org/

It's safe for work. ;D

Freaking hilarious!  I love the directions they give  ;D 
LOCATION: Along the chain link fence adjacent the train tracks, across the road from:

Mugs Away Saloon

My take on rap involves gay prostitutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCMFgH6XElg

Yeah! My (soon to be - how can it not be?) hit single!

here's the next stephen colbert. i think. there's a tiny chance he might be serious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mDz-KPe1uJo

it's gotten a new life for me. every time i post another completely useless post here i feel like i'm Stickin' It To The Man. this thread is for angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night. 8)


  Pass it over here.  Don't be bogartin'...

My take on rap involves gay prostitutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCMFgH6XElg

Yeah! My (soon to be - how can it not be?) hit single!
that's really good! ima subscribe.

that's really good! ima subscribe.


Thanks! You won't regret it!

Well... maybe you will. We'll see.

Thanks! You won't regret it!

Well... maybe you will. We'll see.
lol, looks like kristopher shafer is a fan of your zep/hendrix homage.  ;D i love pissing people off on youtube. right now i'm working on another video to hack off the obama-haters. i'm shooting for a one star!!!!!!!

My thoughts last night >:(

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1336/y8540qf7.gif

My thoughts last night >:(

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1336/y8540qf7.gif



Read this blog:

http://www.waiterrant.net/

He's got some good entries in there about butts that don't tip.

edit: "butts" was actually another word. :D

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-polar-bear-protects-stuffed-bear.jpg

Almost slipped to page two, we can't have that.

booyah!!!! i'm on a videogame kick.

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/9/9/4/f_cccm_5089847.jpg

train simulator. it looks cool, very stoner and relaxing.  8) but don't trains just kinda work off of "off" and "go" settings? how is a train simulator interesting?

cuz i'm saying gameplay! i need interesting gameplay!

I am wanting to read this one scientific paper but I also want to shower and shave and sit on my butt playing videogames.  Decisions decisions...

I am wanting to read this one scientific paper but I also want to shower and shave and sit on my butt playing videogames.  Decisions decisions...
dude! videogames! we'll be on the same cycle. :D

I'm playing through my Splinter Cell games again because I had to move my Xbox 360 and I can't hook it up to Live right now :P

I have decided to watch the Cubs game on WGN right now.

i kinda want an xbox. those are cool.

I have decided to watch the Cubs game on WGN right now.


Dammit...I want WGN back.  GO CUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cubs win!  HOLY COW!

:D

http://www.granneman.com/images/spaceinvaders.gif

http://www.granneman.com/images/spaceinvaders.gif


Now THAT'S what I call gameplay.

Cubs win!  HOLY COW!

:D


**doing the happy dance**

http://www.granneman.com/images/spaceinvaders.gif


DOOD!  I think I still have that cartridge.  It's in my garage.

DOOD!  I think I still have that cartridge.  It's in my garage.


Bet you say that to all the girls

Bet you say that to all the girls


Whatever works  8)  :D

whoever's playing that doesn't know what theyre doing. youre supposed to shoot em off on the edges first.

hmm, that came out sounding a little randy.

anyway.

http://www.videogamecritic.net/images/2600/venture_ii_the_abysmal_abyss.png

^ Oooooh...the name of that game escapes me.

^ Oooooh...the name of that game escapes me.
it starts with "V."  :P

Vikings

venture, in fact. although vikings would have been fitting.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/epsilon97/lw_gaming_wideweb__470x3390.jpg

http://www.ilovethe80s.com/turbo.gif

Wii!

My inbox keeps filling up!

Why do some hate this thread? :\'(

My inbox keeps filling up!
that's what she said!

Why do some hate this thread? :\'(
they hate us for our freedoms  >:(

they hate us for our freedoms  >:(


But if we don't keep posting in this thread, the terrorists win!

Viva la freedom thread!

The people who think that this thread needs to go can ************.


http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/42-18175829.jpg

http://games.mattsarrel.com/images/namcoe3/Galaga_LargeScreenshot_900x900.jpg

^ Is that a metaphor as to how people who try to attack our thread suck?

Evil people = Galaga sucker

Awesome LTE folk = Galaga ship

I suddenly want to watch "Grandma's Boy".

Why do some hate this thread? :\'(


Because it won't stay on topic, dammit!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/epsilon97/lw_gaming_wideweb__470x3390.jpg


Mr. Drummond's gettin' his Wii on!





















Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?

http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/gary-coleman-250x313.jpg

:D

Because it won't stay on topic, dammit!


The longest thread I ever witnessed caused my shirt to unravel. :P

The longest thread I ever witnessed caused my shirt to unravel. :P

http://www.yarntomato.com/images/yarn/thrift/unraveling1_thumb.jpg

Because it won't stay on topic, dammit!


But Karen...that doesn't make any sense ???

But Karen...that doesn't make any sense ???


Sorry, should I have written


"because it won't stay on topic, dammit




;) "




???

Mr. Drummond's gettin' his Wii on!





















Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?

http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/gary-coleman-250x313.jpg

:D
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/E/recall_marycarey_coleman.jpg

^ Arnold and Little Red Riding Hood!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-cat-talk-to-the-hand.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/noob.jpg

Don't call me a n00b!  I've been here for years!  Mama-san said knock you out!  :D

http://www.hyperoptix.com/images/parbush.jpg

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

^ HA.

pwn3d!!!!!

He should've read the instructions.

this thread is like the energizer bunny rabbit.

my motto is, WWLTED?

http://i27.tinypic.com/200ckmv.jpg

^ Sad :D

http://i32.tinypic.com/f0r8mh.jpg

We need a happy bunny.

the LTE is Donnie Darko's legacy.  


We need a happy bunny.
have you ever eaten rabbit?

No, but I did have a rabbit's foot once.  That rabbit was not so lucky.

We need a happy bunny.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/299810037_0c3e3109f5.jpg

That bunny is up to no good, with that smirk...

my motto is, WWLTED?


Add another post! :D

Longest week ever, and it's only Monday :(

Longest week ever, and it's only Monday :(


It might progressively shorten out into an average week.

Unpossible!  You have no idea how much crap I have to do for the rest of the month :P

Now let's say you have an idiot who is dumber than the average idiot...would you consider that to be an above-average idiot, or a below-average idiot?

have you ever eaten rabbit?


Yes.  A long time ago

No, but I did have a rabbit's foot once.  That rabbit was not so lucky.


Ah.  The source of the mysterious rabbit foot reference in nally's post in the Miscellaneous thread I think?

Ah.  The source of the mysterious rabbit foot reference in nally's post in the Miscellaneous thread I think?


Yes, because he does not like posting in this thread, but I guess he has no qualms about reading it and hijacking posts to other threads. ::)

Yes, because he does not like posting in this thread, but I guess he has no qualms about reading it and hijacking posts to other threads. ::)


That's like goofy behavior.

That's like goofy behavior.


I'd say it's nucking futs. :)

I'd say it's nucking futs. :)


I doubt people who exhibit that kind of behavior nuck a lot :D

I doubt people who exhibit that kind of behavior nuck a lot :D


I think you're nucking right.

Free throws!!!

Page 2?  I don't think so.

Always on Page 1!

Yes, because he does not like posting in this thread, but I guess he has no qualms about reading it and hijacking posts to other threads. ::)


Quiet, police are aboundz!

Sometimes karma police too!  :D

Page 2?  I don't think so.


I'll say!

And even...
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/3456/bowiedissaprovesex3.jpg

He should've read the instructions.
http://i26.tinypic.com/2dk0eae.jpg

Some pictures don't show up  :\'(

Some pictures don't show up  :\'(


Was trying to decide if Dagwood just posted a huge space or if there was supposed to be a picture there :-\\

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080408/ts_alt_afp/usvoteobamaclinton

Obama almost > Clinton :D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080408/ts_alt_afp/usvoteobamaclinton

Obama almost > Clinton :D
http://i25.tinypic.com/ftq8sw.jpg

if she does anything less than trounce BHO in pennsylvania, it's gonna be interesting seeing how she manages to rationalize comtinuing to drag this thing out.

Was trying to decide if Dagwood just posted a huge space or if there was supposed to be a picture there :-\\


I posted a pic that worked when I hit post but it is being argumentative.....dammit.

I posted a pic that worked when I hit post but it is being argumentative.....dammit.
when that happens for me, i use tinypic or tinyurl. that usually fixes broken image links.

Me no think Hillary has enough awesomeness to make peoples' heads explode :P

when that happens for me, i use tinypic or tinyurl. that usually fixes broken image links.


Thanks, I will try it next time.  This pic gave me lots of problems so I am walking away. :)

I just bought RAM!  My computer will soon be all-powerful!

http://thumbnail.search.aolcdn.com/truveo/images/thumbnails/53/30/5330A5E55F69E98EEBC5D0.jpg

AWWWWWHAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!

^ Was that like the only funny part of that movie?

^ Was that like the only funny part of that movie?


Probably.  I just saw a shark pic and that reminded me of it.  :D

Ah, the simple things in life.

i'd like to propose that every single thread on this board be merged with the LTE, thus making it the largest thread in human history. perhaps it will develop its own gravitational field and absorb the entire internet and become a new sun.

^ That would be awesome.

what the LTE could become.

http://www.jonathanminard.com/EarthSpace/monolith3.jpg

As in, move it into the top spot on WoW. :D

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-smell-orange-cat-feet.jpg

Meow!

This thread moves pants better than some has-been rapper ever could.

Ah, ice cream...

This thread moves pants better than some has-been rapper ever could.


Dat's cuz most of them wear their pants below their waist  :P



Hammer couldn't make it to the bathroom today

http://clee4654.googlepages.com/MCHammer.jpg

STOP! Crappatime!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/McHammer.gif

If Hammer fell from a great height, all he'd have to do is start dancing and he'd parachute safely to earth.

Page Three?  :o

that's it! we simply HAVE to stop sleeping!

maybe we should set up shifts.

that's it! we simply HAVE to stop sleeping!

maybe we should set up shifts.


We need to get one of the overseas members posting in here again.

Page 3 is simply unacceptable.

In fact, even being the second thread from the top is unacceptable.

In fact, even being the second thread from the top is unacceptable.


Yah think?

I do!  Totally unacceptable.

Page two again.

I'd bump it up more regularly today but I'm not at work, if that makes sense.

http://www.saybump.com/files/I_mWithTheBumpBlackTee1.jpg

Makes perfect sense to me.  :)

Just putting this to the top before I go away for the night

Thanks guys!  Another post on the thread...

There's goofiness afoot!  :o

fun times!

http://www.jenimattson.com/pages/identity/images/wingnut.gif

...but, like all things, goofiness should be kept in moderation.

...but, like all things, goofiness should be kept in moderation.
you don't like goofiness! get outta my country! :P

next i'm gonna find out you have an anti-LTE agenda!

I am patriotic for LTE.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnteresting.

Almost done with lab presentation!

I've always been fond of this thread  ::)

There's goofiness afoot!  :o


http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/cartoons/goofy/aa_goofy_1.jpg

Ok, let's see if it will work this time:

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-floaty-powers.jpg

http://i32.tinypic.com/2ufepzk.jpg

^ GAH!  He's invading LTE!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/pe16.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/ta4o6b.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/pe16.jpg



BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!  ;D ;D ;D

We should have a posting marathon in this thread then post about our posting marathon in the posting marathon thread.

...a thousand points of light...

^and 7,000 posts of nothing to go...  :D

Yer lookin' at it.  :D

Yer lookin' at it.   :D


Yes, yes it is...

Shall we discuss our silliness some more?

Be nice!

Yes, yes it is...

Shall we discuss our silliness some more?


Yessuh!  :D

What has been silly today?

What has been silly today?


What hasn't?  :P :D

What hasn't?  :P :D


Sounds like you're having way more fun than I am.  :(

Sounds like you're having way more fun than I am.  :(


Today in history, we will have fun.

You should be posting in the LTE, that's what you should be doing.

:-X

...and the last thing you saw on TV should be the LTE.

LIZZIEEEEEEEEEEEe.

LIZZIEEEEEEEEEEEe.


You shouted that so loud it woke my daughter up  >:(

I WANT MY LTE!




cuz eMpTyV sucks now and stuff.

Caught it just before it slipped to page two.

Caught it just before it slipped to page two.


http://www.spiralkid.com/blogpics/jump1.jpg


Good catch

This should stay on page 1 of WoW.

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/11/levitashuncats128523932910475322.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-family-guy-peacock.jpg

Quagmire! ;D

Stay the course!

http://blog.craftzine.com/123_2367_large.jpg

http://www.beadfx.com/images/hel005.jpg


Unravel that and you might have the longest thread ever.

http://www.state51.co.uk/hottips/1296/images/barbwire.gif

http://www.state51.co.uk/hottips/1296/images/barbwire.gif


Hay there!  :D

So this is apparently still the most viewed thread ever.  Because it's awesome like that.