What Is This? ???
Tubeway General originally post translated into Portugese and that to English.

Tubeway General originally post translated into Portugese and that to English.


Very Interesting.

Very Interesting.
You can do it yourself on Google Language Tools

Vor vier Kerbe und sieben Jahren unsere Väter holten weiter auf diesen Kontinent eine neue Nation, begriffen in der Freiheit, und der Angelegenheit eingeweiht, daß alle Männer verursachtes Gleichgestelltes sind.

    Jetzt nehmen wir an einem großen Bürgerkrieg teil und prüfen, ob diese Nation oder irgendeine Nation, so begriffen und so eingeweiht, lang aushalten können. Wir werden auf einem großen Schlachtfeld dieses Krieges getroffen. Wir sind gekommen, einen Teil von diesem einzuweihen auffangen, als abschließender stillstehender Platz für die, die hier ihre Leben gaben, die diese Nation leben konnte. Es ist zusammen passend und korrekt, daß wir dies tun sollten.

    Aber, in einer größeren Richtung, können wir nicht einweihen-wir können nicht widmen-wir können nicht heiligen-dieser Boden. Die tapferen Männer, das Leben und die toten, die hier kämpften, haben sie, weit über unserer schlechten Energie hinzuzufügen oder abzuziehen gewidmet. Der Weltwille wenig Anmerkung noch erinnern lang, sich an was wir hier sagen, aber es kann nie vergessen, was sie hier. Es ist für uns das Leben eher der unfertigen Arbeit hier eingeweiht zu werden, die sie, die hier kämpften, bis jetzt so vortrefflich vorgerückt haben. Es ist eher, damit wir der großen Aufgabe hier eingeweiht werden können, die vor uns restlich ist - die von diesen geehrten Toten wir erhöhter Hingabe zu dieser Ursache nehmen, für die sie das letzte volle Maß der dieser gaben Hingabe - beheben wir hier in hohem Grade, daß diese Toten nicht in nichtigem gestorben sind - dem diese Nation, unter Gott, eine neue Geburt der Freiheit hat - und das Regierung der Leute, durch die Leute, für die Leute, nicht von der Masse umkommt.


Go on ... ask me ... ask me . What's that load of drivel above? Come on Mister!   'Vee haf vays of making you tok!'

Ok, ok ... I give up!

It's a German translation of 'The Gettysburg Address'!  :D
I have never read the 'The Gettysburg Address' before in any language.

I have never read the 'The Gettysburg Address' before in any language.
Does this read correct?

Before four notch and seven years our fathers got on this continent a new nation, understood in the liberty, to far and the affair inaugurated that all men are caused on an equal footing.

    Now participate we in a large civil war and examine whether this nation or any nation, then understood and so inaugurated, can bear long. We are met on a large battleground of this war. We came to inaugurate a part of this catch, when locking standing place for those, which gave here their lives, which could live this nation. It is together fitting and correct that we should do this.

    But, in a larger direction, we can be able not einweihen-wir not widmen-wir to be able not this soil. The courageous men, which lives and the dead, which fought here, have it, to add or take off far over our bad energy dedicated. The world will little note still remind long, here of which we say themselves, but it can never forgets, what them here. It is for us the life rather the incomplete work to have been inaugurated here, it, which fought here, have up to now so splendid advanced. It is rather, so that we can be inaugurated the large task here, whom before us remaining to actual from this honoured dead ones we take increased devotion to this cause, for it the last full measure of the these gave devotion - we repair here to a high degree that these dead ones did not die in futile - this nation, under God, a new birth of the liberty have - and government of the people, by the people, for the people, not of the mass dies.

Why is there a Star of David on the middle section under the yellow-backed paper?



On the left, it says "Israeli Military Operations", on the right, it says, "Number of baby wipes used annually", and on the label it just says "COINCIDENCE?"

^ Bringing forth the international use of baby wipes

I zoomed in on it and i can read one of the papers.
it reads "Conclusion:  my hypothesis was correct.  Huggies are more absorbent.  Not much  more, but more."

Does this read correct?

Before four notch and seven years our fathers got on this continent a new nation, understood in the liberty, to far and the affair inaugurated that all men are caused on an equal footing.

    Now participate we in a large civil war and examine whether this nation or any nation, then understood and so inaugurated, can bear long. We are met on a large battleground of this war. We came to inaugurate a part of this catch, when locking standing place for those, which gave here their lives, which could live this nation. It is together fitting and correct that we should do this.

    But, in a larger direction, we can be able not einweihen-wir not widmen-wir to be able not this soil. The courageous men, which lives and the dead, which fought here, have it, to add or take off far over our bad energy dedicated. The world will little note still remind long, here of which we say themselves, but it can never forgets, what them here. It is for us the life rather the incomplete work to have been inaugurated here, it, which fought here, have up to now so splendid advanced. It is rather, so that we can be inaugurated the large task here, whom before us remaining to actual from this honoured dead ones we take increased devotion to this cause, for it the last full measure of the these gave devotion - we repair here to a high degree that these dead ones did not die in futile - this nation, under God, a new birth of the liberty have - and government of the people, by the people, for the people, not of the mass dies.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Lincoln_Memorial_%28south_wall_interior%29.jpg/659px-Lincoln_Memorial_%28south_wall_interior%29.jpg

I'd say their translation engine needs a 'slight' (cough!) tweak.

This is the original that I submitted to the translator ...

    Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

    But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Then the translation:

Before four notch and seven years our fathers got on this continent a new nation, understood in the liberty, to far and the affair inaugurated that all men are caused on an equal footing.

    Now participate we in a large civil war and examine whether this nation or any nation, then understood and so inaugurated, can bear long. We are met on a large battleground of this war. We came to inaugurate a part of this catch, when locking standing place for those, which gave here their lives, which could live this nation. It is together fitting and correct that we should do this.

    But, in a larger direction, we can be able not einweihen-wir not widmen-wir to be able not this soil. The courageous men, which lives and the dead, which fought here, have it, to add or take off far over our bad energy dedicated. The world will little note still remind long, here of which we say themselves, but it can never forgets, what them here. It is for us the life rather the incomplete work to have been inaugurated here, it, which fought here, have up to now so splendid advanced. It is rather, so that we can be inaugurated the large task here, whom before us remaining to actual from this honoured dead ones we take increased devotion to this cause, for it the last full measure of the these gave devotion - we repair here to a high degree that these dead ones did not die in futile - this nation, under God, a new birth of the liberty have - and government of the people, by the people, for the people, not of the mass dies

Yes ^  I think something got lost in the translation... but as it turns out ... rather amusing!  ;D

Just tell Nocturno Culto that you couldn't help him burn down churches because you were busy getting stoned. He'll understand.

DARKTHRONE- My Anti-Drug

You can do it yourself on Google Language Tools


I tried it and that's cool.

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ha, Mayday was way better than the first band. God I hate genericore
That70sRory shouted on Thursday evening

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ha, Mayday was way better than the first band. God I hate genericore
That70sRory shouted on Thursday evening


Another strike by the Genericore Mafia.  *shakes head*

voulez vous cocher avec moi.

voulez vous cocher avec moi.


Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii've got a big dick!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii've got a big dick!


I  don't. Wanna cuddle?

‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉WTF is this Character?

A square?

OK, for some reason that doesn't work in Internet Explorer. Works in both Opera & Firefox.

OK, for some reason that doesn't work in Internet Explorer. Works in both Opera & Firefox.


I have Internet Explorer on the computer, version 6 at that. :P

I  don't. Wanna cuddle?


No Thanks,I've got a girlfriend. ::)

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii've got a big dick!


Who Cares! ::)

Who Cares! ::)


Your father did last night.

Your father did last night.



No he didn't,He's too old and senile. ;D

Who Cares! ::)
Qui s'inquiète!

Qui s'inquiète!


What does that mean?

What does that mean?
It is French

It is French


What does it translate to?

What does it translate to?


Who Cares! ::)

Who is Meg Ryan's husband?

Who is Meg Ryan's husband?


Dennis Quaid?

Dennis Quaid?
Thanks

Thanks


You're Welcome.

Gutted and bloody...

Eat a horse.

Reply #35,000

Reply #35,002

One for Mr. Eno ...

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You have been reading our car licence plates again

Hmm . Looks like you don't speak the language ...

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Read yea, speak no

Eat a horse.


horse meat is good.

Never tried horse.

horse meat is good.
Is horse meat on sell at Pathmark?

Is horse meat on sell at Pathmark?



Horse Meat,I don't think so.

Really? So what does this read as ....

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and if you DO solve it ... how about this ..

H34r n0 3v1£, $33 n0 3v1£, $p34|{ n0 3v1£.
Hear no evil, see no evil , speak no evil

Hey .. well done on that one.  :)  You might want to check this one out:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/leet
The Gettysburg Address is too long!

H3##0 Mr.M1$73r. ;D

^ Al Green = cool  8)      nice sig pic choice there Al, that Al Green sure can croon. he's so good

Hey, thanks for the comment there, Mike. I've had various albums in my sigline for a few weeks now ... yet would you believe ... you're the first one to comment on ANY of them .... till now!?

I've wondered if they're slow to load up ... or do you see them instantly? I'm sure there are members here whose internet connection speeds are diabolical,  ... so a lot of graphics load up really slowly ...

However, I imagine most here have fast speeds, and it's no problem? I see those sigline albums  instantaneously, once I've been logged in for a while/ not restarted my computer. I imagine they're stored in 'cache' memory.

Yeah, as for Al Green .. my favourite of his is possibly 'You oughta be with me' .. although I like 'Tired of being alone'; 'let's stay together' and 'sha-lal-la' (make me happy) as the next favourites (probably in that order).

I saw them, and liked the Machine Head one a lot but just didn't comment. Isn't there a thread for sig's? or would it go with the avatar thread? anyways, the 2 songs above in bold are my favorites.

Let's stay together is probably his best known .... world wide. Tired of being alone .... has a bit more 'attitude' about it ... and I rate the song a lot! I've sung it at karaoke ... but probably not quite up to the 'man's' standard. Not quite ....  ;D
you gave it your best shot and that's cool. Al G. is so so far beyond the average karaoke singer  ;D

Diane was given a 70's CD box set and those 2 songs are on it

so today was rubixgirl's birthday and I never even got to know her

so today was rubixgirl's birthday and I never even got to know her
The same with me.

The same with me.
was she an active poster while you were here?

was she an active poster while you were here?
Only a few scattered posts, then went! But it was all the guest that would be online to view her Profile (which they cannot do now)

Only a few scattered posts, then went! But it was all the guest that would be online to view her Profile (which they cannot do now)
she's like a ghost, she was here temporarily, and now only her spirit remains 

Happy Birthday rubixgirl, wherever you are

she's like a ghost, she was here temporarily, and now only her spirit remains 

Happy Birthday rubixgirl, wherever you are
Last Active:  August 15, 2006, 01:43:44 PM

Where is she now?

Last Active:  August 15, 2006, 01:43:44 PM

Where is she now?
one can only wonder  :(

one can only wonder  :(
Google Search!

Google Search!
I wonder if she had a best friend on the board

I wonder if she had a best friend on the board
She has even disappeared from the ezboard.

Hello Howard. Been to any good gay bars lately?






H3££0 H0w4rÐ. B33n 70 4n¥ 900Ð 94¥ b4r$ £473£¥?

He'll never work out what THAT lot  ^ translates to!  :D



It's obvious you underlined the original in pink. ::)

Not underlined ... but used the 'strikethrough' function. Were you able to make it out? The pink was selected to make it harder to read / give you more of a challenge ... and also because I thought you might favour that colour too ... (don't know why though!?!).   ;) :D

Here's a hint ... if you put the mouse adjacent to that line, hold down the left button, then drag through that line .....

(Well, maybe I shouldn't have told him all that!  :-X  :D).


I think that joke I did on the Happy Hour thread did some damage.

http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/Mahogany/images/newim.gif

http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/Mahogany/images/newim.gif
dammit!! it won't let me open it  >:(

http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/Mahogany/images/newim.gif
it just sits there flashing

it just sits there flashing
you've got mail and it's probably urgent

you've got mail and it's probably urgent
It has been dealt with now.

It has been dealt with now.
it needed to be dealt with

http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/Mahogany/images/newim.gif

http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/Mahogany/images/newim.gif
;D  thanks a lot   

;D  thanks a lot    
No problem

No problem
that was a clever little trick

How about?

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How about?

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;D no thanks, I don't need any

;D no thanks, I don't need any
The guests back then.

You've Got Male!

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Which Songbook is that? ???

Which Songbook is that? ???
Should be Beethoven.

Should be Beethoven.



5th Symphony? ???

5th Symphony? ???
Still not sure, any Beethoven will do fine.

Still not sure, any Beethoven will do fine.


You've heard of The Walter Murphy version?

You've heard of The Walter Murphy version?
"A Fifth Of Beethoven" as used in Saturday Night Fever

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There has been a guest viewing this for somewhile now.

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Good way to pass time at work.



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Good way to waste ink at work.

Speaking of which ^ ... I've checked this month's calendar. Looking forward to next Saturday / any plans?
I am in the hands of my family.

Good way to pass time at work.

Good way to waste ink at work.
Still printing from ages ago?

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Still viewing!

Speaking of which ^ ... I've checked this month's calendar. Looking forward to next Saturday / any plans?


Well I'm working.

Speaking of which ^ ... I've checked this month's calendar. Looking forward to next Saturday / any plans?
Definitely not working that day.

Margie, what's gonna happen to the pig?

the pig burps

No.
I can't answer that!

Margie, what's gonna happen to the pig?


I know what that's from!

I know what that's from!
so do I

Pigs don't burp.

Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers
Blossoming even as we gaze

http://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gif

http://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gif
these 2 are rather annoying

Huh!?

Still trying to track down my post ...

.. who the 'frig' are those guys?!

.... still none the wiser!
Chuckle Brothers

'Chuckle Brothers'

Oh dear ..   :-[

Sounds a bit like the 'Wiggles' ... four guys here who  do a similar thing ....   :-[ :-[ :-[

Yes ... uhm ... well ... maybe I'm just jealous .....  :-[


Seems like they don't have that much talent ... and are laughing all the way to the bank!  >:(

Yes .... I know we do have SOMETHING  in common!    :-[ :\'(

:D ;D :D
Were the 'Chuckle Brothers' on with their tv programme "Chucklevision" on when you were over here?

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That guest is back!

http://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gif



How do you make the faces move like that?  ;D

Margie, what's gonna happen to the pig?




I know what that's from!


Hmmmm...Spiderpig!

We'll roast the Pig.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/2/17/785141/spiderpig.png

http://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gif


That's creepy :o

That's creepy :o


You've not seen their 'act'...it's even worse!  :P

You've not seen their 'act'...it's even worse!  :P


God I came here to escape those two!

I know what that's from!


Actually.. it's not from anything important. It's from a piece of footage of a pig being slaughtered that I used as a sample in a song I recorded a while ago.

God I came here to escape those two!
He-He!!

http://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gif
Look at this in the right way, it almost seems to be in 3D.

Yes ... and I'm starting to have nightmares about them!   >:( :\'( :\'(
You can stop looking at them now.

Who do you mean?

Oh these guys ...

http://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gif



Is it just my imagination or ...


http://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gifhttp://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gifhttp://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gifhttp://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gif

... are they breeding!   :o >:( :o  :\'(
It must be contagious!!!!

If we post a few more replies, these pictures will be on the previous page and will not be seen again.

There is no escaping the internet. The internet is everywhere!  :( :-\\


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http://www.networkbristol.co.uk/images/chucklebros31.gif
We're watching you too, Karen! So .. watch it!  :P



Don't you wish those faces could go a little faster? ;D

Don't you wish those faces could go a little faster? ;D
Faster, in the direction of away!

Faster, in the direction of away!



You got that right,I hate looking at them.

Hey you've done it! I'm feeling better already! Reckon you deserve some candy!  :)

;D 8)
Don't look Howard revived that dodgy pictures on this page!

I know. The bar-steward!  >:(

I was just enjoying my Indian take away curry, munching on it ... when I spotted them half-way down this page!

Yes, WAS!  >:(

Cheers, pal!  ::)




Ready men ... "take aim ... fire!"
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"Over Howard, men .... over Howard!"


"Yes ... revenge is sweet!"  ;) ;D
Shall I try and find a much pleasing picture?

Actually.. it's not from anything important. It's from a piece of footage of a pig being slaughtered that I used as a sample in a song I recorded a while ago.


Really?  I could have sworn that was from the Simpsons movie.

Really?  I could have sworn that was from the Simpsons movie.
Still have not seen it yet.

I'm as free as a bird now

If I was a bird I would fly over Milton Keynes

and this bird you'll never change

Because, because, because, because, because

Because, because, because, because, because

;D

An alarm clock sounds to mark the end of the first 24 bars.

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That guest is back?

Shall I try and find a much pleasing picture?


anything without vomiting smilies?  ;D

anything without vomiting smilies?  ;D
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/936/50185863.JPG

Pleasant enough?

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/936/50185863.JPG

Pleasant enough?


Thanks. ;)

Thanks. ;)
Anymore?

Anymore?


You got some more?

You got some more?
There should be more available.

Pleasant. Very pleasant. ... and yes .. I forgive Howard ... or should I say ... WILL forgive Howard ....

(one of these centuries!   :D ;D :D  ;) ).
Did Howard say he wanted more pleasant pictures?

If I was a bird I would fly over Milton Keynes


I thought you were about to start a football song then!

karen  03:18:22 PM Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever.

Karen has a lot to catch up on.

I thought you were about to start a football song then!
;D

I guess you know on what lines the words follow as?

Well , if you look above .... I think you could infer that ....
Oh yeah!

karen  03:18:22 PM Viewing the topic Longest Thread Ever.

Karen has a lot to catch up on.


No, only a couple of pages.  I logged on over the weekend.

No, only a couple of pages.  I logged on over the weekend.


So that should not take as long then?

http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif


This is a pleasant picture.Is the picture working? ???

http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif


This is a pleasant picture.Is the picture working? ???
Which picture?

Which picture?


I put the 2 IMGs together and nothing came up.  ???

I put the 2 IMGs together and nothing came up.  ???


Hey - that's still better than vomiting smileys! ;)

Hey - that's still better than vomiting smileys! ;)



Yeah you have a point there.

I'm home! time to go back and see what you devils have been up to....

I'm home! time to go back and see what you devils have been up to....



Where have you been? ;)

Where have you been? ;)


I was upstate with my family...in a hunting camp in the moutains.  But it was COLD!  when we arrived it was 40 degrees.  the leaves are already changing there.

I put the 2 IMGs together and nothing came up.  ???
Try again.

I'm home! time to go back and see what you devils have been up to....
Welcome back, you may have a lot to catch up on.

I was upstate with my family...in a hunting camp in the moutains.  But it was COLD!  when we arrived it was 40 degrees.  the leaves are already changing there.



So I guess you needed a sweater.

So I guess you needed a sweater.
A sweater will make me feel far to hot.

Melon Farmer

Who you calling melon farmer!

Mother Hubbard

Really?  I could have sworn that was from the Simpsons movie.


It might have been a guy referencing it, but this clip was recorded by tourists in the Philippines 3-4 months ago.. I don't think it was.

who has seen one of the newer Orbit gum commercials. I love it.

wife-You son of a biscuit eating bull dog
husband-with the french toast
wife-did you really think i wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen
husbands affair-who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker
husband-honey I think your over reacting
wife-Over reacting. No Tom over reacting is putting ur convertable through a woodchipper(dumps out pieces)
husbands affair-you hobo.

Orbit Lady-Dirty mouth? Clean it Up with Orbit ________(some flavor) blah blah blah i don't know the rest.


sorry i can have alot better grammar when i want to but right now I am feeling uber lazy.

who has seen one of the newer Orbit gum commercials. I love it.

wife-You son of a biscuit eating bull dog
husband-with the french toast
wife-did you really think i wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen
husbands affair-who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker
husband-honey I think your over reacting
wife-Over reacting. No Tom over reacting is putting ur convertable through a woodchipper(dumps out pieces)
husbands affair-you hobo.

Orbit Lady-Dirty mouth? Clean it Up with Orbit ________(some flavor) blah blah blah i don't know the rest.


sorry i can have alot better grammar when i want to but right now I am feeling uber lazy.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU

;D

How long can you go?

The president of the United States is going to see this picture...several times.

How long can you go?


I can go long.

I can go long.
I have my limits

I have my limits


and limitations.

and limitations.
...but I always try.

...but I always try.



And try as I may.

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It happened on my side too.

It happened on my side too.
I think everyone had it.

I never knew about it till I hit "reply".

I never knew about it till I hit "reply".
It catches you unaware.

It catches you unaware.


or with a blink of an eye.

or with a blink of an eye.
It did then!

It did then!



It's not doing that now.

It's not doing that now.
If it was I would be watching television

After I got religion and steadied down
They gave me a job in the canning works
And every morning I had to fill
The tank in the yard with gasoline

Is this a long thread or are you happy to see me?

Is this a long thread or are you happy to see me?


Ummmmmm....Yes? :-\\

I'm more serious than a Hitler shirt. I am wake-up-next-to-a-dead-hooker serious. Oorah!

Unlike the box and I cannot lie the weather brothers can not recur along scene within 80 the way surrounding in your face gets thrown

http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/Mahogany/images/bdaycake.gif

The American cheese says:  See a mime theatre state!

http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/Mahogany/images/bdaycake.gif
Some for me?!  8)



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Mind if I have that cake with my wine?
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Wine will come later.

Wine will come later.


Bottle or Glass?

Iiiiiiiiiiiii've got a big dick!

Iiiiiiiiiiiii've got a big dick!


and im sure everyone here wanted to hear that. lol.

Bottle or Glass?
Both.

Iiiiiiiiiiiii've got a big dick!


I do but at least I don't talk about. ;D

Bottle or Glass?
Both well filled.

and im sure everyone here wanted to hear that. lol.


You're damn right.

More tonight.


more wine,Phil? ;D

http://i13.tinypic.com/4r0dkqg.jpg

^that stupid complacent fool. his frontal lobe is completely exposed.

http://i13.tinypic.com/4r0dkqg.jpg

^that stupid complacent fool. his frontal lobe is completely exposed.

Nah, just the skin covering it.

Nah, just the skin covering it.



Is he supposed to be bald too?

Is he supposed to be bald too?


Noooobody knooooows.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5m0hfudGOtwAzDGjzbkF/SIG=13jvn8bb9/EXP=1189662625/**http%3A//www.mmjworld.de/galerie/michael/thriller/83_03_09_beat_it/images/83_03_09_beat_it_04.jpg

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Beat It.

Beat It.


You heard what he said fellows! "Beat it!"

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"ooh! aah! ....ooh! aah!"

"Cr ... cr ... crikey! We're ... we're ... come ... come ... coming!"

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'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

http://cookalicious.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/whipcream3.jpg
"Now we whip it ... just a little more! ....

http://www.isinorthamerica.com/recipe/images/trad_sweet_wc.jpg
Some for the strawberries!


http://www.isinorthamerica.com/recipe/images/mocha_cream.jpg
Some for the mocha coffee!



and some for the young lady ... (below)


http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/49/42/23504249.jpg
"Uhm .... Cream! Keep it 'coming'!"

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h863nXDqCM0


Chris Crocker makes you want to punch his lights out.^ >:(

You heard what he said fellows! "Beat it!"

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"ooh! aah! ....ooh! aah!"

"Cr ... cr ... crikey! We're ... we're ... come ... come ... coming!"

http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gifhttp://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gifhttp://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gifhttp://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gifhttp://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gifhttp://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/wank.gif
'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

http://cookalicious.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/whipcream3.jpg
"Now we whip it ... just a little more! ....

http://www.isinorthamerica.com/recipe/images/trad_sweet_wc.jpg
Some for the strawberries!


http://www.isinorthamerica.com/recipe/images/mocha_cream.jpg
Some for the mocha coffee!



and some for the young lady ... (below)


http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/49/42/23504249.jpg
"Uhm .... Cream! Keep it 'coming'!"

:D


You never cease to amaze me. ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h863nXDqCM0


Chris Crocker makes you want to punch his lights out.^ >:(


You're mean.

You're mean.


You should see The brittney Spears one. ::)

Yapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa....... *faints*

You should see The brittney Spears one. ::)


Everybody's entitled to their opinion.

F--K HORSES!

F--K HORSES!


Oh, you bet I already do.

Oh, you bet I already do.


I don't.

good morning to you
good morning to you
you look like a monkey
you smell like one too

good morning to you
good morning to you
you look like a monkey
you smell like one too


Good morning to you,
Good morning to you,
I went to the zoo,
I saw a big gorilla,
And I thought it was you!!

Happy happy Joy Joy. ;D

wow,  Longest Thread Ever on page 12  :o
is the thrill really gone  ???

Mark: Jeremy, there are many things I'd do to help you but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands to bury the corpse of dog you've just killed is not one of them.

Mark: Jeremy, there are many things I'd do to help you but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands to bury the corpse of dog you've just killed is not one of them.
just goes to show a person who his real friends are

wow,  Longest Thread Ever on page 12  :o
is the thrill really gone  ???



Yes I'm afraid so! :(

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell

Friday Night and the party's jumping!

SNOW IS GOD'S DANDRUFF!

SNOW IS GOD'S DANDRUFF!


Then what is RAIN?

Then what is RAIN?


HIS SWEAT.

then what is Acid Rain?    8-P

then what is Acid Rain?    8-P


His puke? D=

Then what is wind? God's Fart?  ;D

Then what is wind? God's Fart?  ;D


Yup.

And his piss is our oceans.

Yup.

And his piss is our oceans.
have you ever swam in the ocean?

Then what is his sperm? ;D

have you ever swam in the ocean?


And drank them, too.

Then what is his sperm? ;D


We are his sperm.

We are his sperm.


*slaps head* Duh,I forgot. ;D

This thread has four thousand less posts than the "Link the Songs" thread.

This thread has four thousand less posts than the "Link the Songs" thread.


This thread must not be that popular.

This thread must not be that popular.


It used to be... =/

It used to be... =/


So why Isn't it now?

So why Isn't it now?


Good question.

Maybe it was another fashion (like Ask Me) that just took longer to die?

Maybe it was another fashion (like Ask Me) that just took longer to die?


It did?

http://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/webby/cheesy.gif

http://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/webby/cheesy.gif


8-P

8-P


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8-P


No

Like this

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Beaten by Jason  :\'(

No

Like this

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/angel2.gif

Beaten by Jason  :\'(


....  8-P

....  8-P


I still don't think you've quite got the hang of it!

I still don't think you've quite got the hang of it!


:-[

Wow, I haven't read this thread in many moons. Still as boring as always, I see?

Wow, I haven't read this thread in many moons. Still as boring as always, I see?


You aren't forced to read it

You aren't forced to read it



As far as you know, at least.