Latest member:


....yeah, right! ::) What's the use of getting yourself registred if you're not going to be serious about it anyway?

Same with http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=profile;u=8760 IwAnTfCuKgO

Same with http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=profile;u=8760 IwAnTfCuKgO


...and many others, I suppose. I just don't get it. What's the fun of registering under a name like that, using a clearly fake email address? And why register in the first place if you've nothing to post? :-\\

Users active in past 5 minutes:
Marlene Dietrich, Robert DeNiro, Jean Harlow, Jerry Springer, Tom Berenger, Barry Scott

That is the funniest thing ever.

Users active in past 5 minutes:
Marlene Dietrich, Robert DeNiro, Jean Harlow, Jerry Springer, Tom Berenger, Barry Scott

That is the funniest thing ever.



This is the place where such people can co-mingle without fear.

Users active in past 5 minutes:
Marlene Dietrich, Robert DeNiro, Jean Harlow, Jerry Springer, Tom Berenger, Barry Scott

That is the funniest thing ever.


What's up with that?  ???

Users active in past 5 minutes:
Marlene Dietrich, Robert DeNiro, Jean Harlow, Jerry Springer, Tom Berenger, Barry Scott

That is the funniest thing ever.
Just on of those crazy nights?

Just on of those crazy nights?


I just don't get all these stars? ;D

I just don't get all these stars? ;D
Jean Harlow has reverted back to her usual self.

[quote author=

*FAINTS*



First you rolled your eyes, now you fainted.  Quite the rollercoaster of emotions, there.

[quote author=

Either way, I was being silly(plus I didn't like the rolling eyes)



I assumed as much.

I'm going to cut you up in to small pieces and dump you in an abandond mine shaft in western Ohio.


Make sure you stop and say Hello, that's where I am (in Western Ohio - not in an abandoned mine shaft)  ;D

Jean Harlow has reverted back to her usual self.



You mean she reincarnated as someone else?  :o

You mean she reincarnated as someone else?  :o



No, last night everyone had celebrity user names and I was Jean Harlow.

You mean she reincarnated as someone else?  :o


No.

I missed the whole name change thing as I was out of town
for 2 days, but I assume that Sister Morphine changed her name to Jean Harlow, and then she changed it back to SM.  and Jessica changed hers to umm...Marlene Dietrich (I'd guess) but now she's back to being Jessica.

I haven't the faintest idea who Spock is/was.  (which member he was) I KNOW who Spock the charcter is.

[quote author=

No.

I missed the whole name change thing as I was out of town
for 2 days, but I assume that Sister Morphine changed her name to Jean Harlow, and then she changed it back to SM.  and Jessica changed hers to umm...Marlene Dietrich (I'd guess) but now she's back to being Jessica.

I haven't the faintest idea who Spock is/was.  (which member he was) I KNOW who Spock the charcter is.




Spock = Rice

[quote author=

I thought he was Evil Monkey? ???


He is an evil monkey. He's an evil asian monkey. Stay away from him Howard.

I thought he was Evil Monkey? ???



Last night he was Leonard Nimoy.

[quote author=

I can't keep up anymore. ::)



You weren't here, we were all having some fun.

[quote author=

[quote author=

No Lice have flun. He lelly vukan!


I don't understand. ???

I don't understand. ???



You use that smilie waaaaaaaaay too much.  But I digress.  Andy was speaking in a fake-Asian accent.  What he said was, "No Rice have fun.  He very Vulcan."

[quote author=

I'm sure he very Vulcan. ::)



He was Leonard Nimoy, after all.

[quote author=

[quote author=

Nobody knows who's who.



He's Rice again.  All is back to normal.  Like I said, we were just having some fun.

[quote author=

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8530052292895437496

is all blig tie charrie portaro flun.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8530052292895437496



Now,that's one disturbed guy.

[quote author=

is all blig tie charrie portaro flun.


too confusing

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."- Robin Williams

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."- Robin Williams


What about less money?

too confusing


Lemme translate - I'm fluent in fake Chinese

It says:

It's all big time cherry potato fun.

(I think)  ;D

Lemme translate - I'm fluent in fake Chinese

It says:

It's all big time cherry potato fun.

(I think)  ;D


What's with this fake Chinese?

Big Time Charlie Potatoe fun!

I spreek shru tansrator

What's with this fake Chinese?


Again, it's just something fun to do.  You ever seen movies that have a Chinese person in it and when they speak English they have a Chinese accent?  That is what it's supposed to be.  Rice Cube is of Chinese ancestry and sometimes people type in "fake" Chinese accent just for fun.

What about less money?


Then you get no cocaine (or much of anything else, really)  :\'(

Rice Cube is of Chinese ancestry



Ro! Ro! Lice Crue, Ro Chrinee.

Ro! Ro! Lice Crue, Ro Chrinee.


Ro?  Solly, lye mislake.  Ley'll be qriet nrow.

Ro?  Solly, lye mislake.  Ley'll be qriet nrow.


Roo spree chrinee troo?

Roo spree chrinee troo?


几乎 (almost) but not velly rhell

几乎 (almost) but not velly rhell


ro, ro, is goo.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j214/vaportrails777/Trekpack.gif

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j214/vaportrails777/Trekpack.gif
Any music to go along with this?

Any music to go along with this?


Preferrably 'What is Love' by Haddaway ;D

Will this earth be good to you? Keep you clean or stain through?

there are a lot of birthdays this month  :)  we got some partying ahead of us

there are a lot of birthdays this month  :)  we got some partying ahead of us


The rule is. If it's your birthday, you get me and Mike stuff.

The rule is. If it's your birthday, you get me and Mike stuff.
that rule sucks

that rule sucks


.. why. It means people will give us stuff..like..every day.

.. why. It means people will give us stuff..like..every day.
I thought you meant you and the Bad Mike  ;D  you're ok Andy
I just happen to have a list of stuff to get me.

I thought you meant you and the Bad Mike  ;D  you're ok Andy
I just happen to have a list of stuff to get me.


I want a cheaper airbourne deterent than flying attack porcupines.

I want a cheaper airbourne deterent than flying attack porcupines.
you bought that?

you bought that?


yeah, but none of them have a pilots license.  :-[

yeah, but none of them have a pilots license.  :-[
flying porcupines, that's an acid trip visual if i ever heard one.  as long as it rocks, and you play it a few times, that's what counts.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7131/beachhr0.jpg

[quote author=

[quote author=

Is that Donnie Darko?



He wishes.

[quote author=

Donnie's hotter.

Donnie's hotter.



...in your pants.

Where's the spell check button..?

Where's the spell check button..?


In your pants... ;D

This sandwich is really good.

[quote author=

.....uh, right.

[quote author=

I assumed as much.

[quote author=

Ugh.

[quote author=

I really wish I had that extra Diet Coke now.

In your pants. ;D

Ugh.

In my pants then? ???

There's a thread for the "in my pants" thing already.

[quote author=

Omfg, Howard! Omfg!!!

O_!

Haha, Howard.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8530052292895437496&q=Tourette%27s+Guy+Techno&hl=en

Haha, Howard.


I know I'd make someone laugh.

I know I'd make someone laugh.


at you.

at you.



http://www.ooze.com/finger/assets/images/cover3.gif

;D

http://www.ooze.com/finger/assets/images/cover3.gif

;D


I don't see the big difference between posting a middle finger and saying the "F" word. I just don't.

I don't see the big difference between posting a middle finger and saying the "F" word. I just don't.


It's quicker

It's quicker


Not really. What I'm asking is why is it against the rules to use that word, but not post a middle finger, when essentially, they mean the same thing?

I don't see the big difference between posting a middle finger and saying the "F" word. I just don't.


It's quicker


First of all, Howard's response was hilarious.

And there's really not a difference, although the finger is probably less obscene by most people's standards.

Means the same thing to me...

"Rap is crap"
"Your mom is crap!"
"Rap = My mom?"

ah. logic.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c260/boojispud/IMG_7384.jpg

i hope that's a belly button.

i hope that's a belly button.


Yes... My friend Gabe's.

and gabe wears red white and blue band tighty whities?

and gabe wears red white and blue band tighty whities?


Grey, and they're... boxers... I think.

I'm the one that wears tighty whities.

when do we get that picture?

when do we get that picture?


When my body hair falls off.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c260/boojispud/IMG_7384.jpg




.../dead

.../dead


Exactly. The other picture was worse.

The wash is out, it's hanging up... And all I have is nothing...

Exactly. The other picture was worse.



No, I don't think you get it. That..  is ... DISGUSTING! Ew!

No, I don't think you get it. That..  is ... DISGUSTING! Ew!


I know! The other one was worse!

.../dead


I don't want to know. ::)

The soiled ground for my sacrifice,
Dispelled, Crippling, Faulty Holyland..

http://www.emptybottle.org/images/ultravixen.jpg

http://www.emptybottle.org/images/ultravixen.jpg


That's creepy.

That's creepy.


Kitten had such big bosoms back then,It's unreal. :o

OMG....where's Philip?

OMG....where's Philip?


The new "blah" thread.

^ Who cares?  It's you!!!  :D  Hewo again.


Hello!

The new "blah" thread.


Um...ok, I will look?

Um...ok, I will look?


I like to move it in MC Hammer... blah blah blah

I like to move it in MC Hammer... blah blah blah


So he doesn't post in this thread anymore?  I'm not understanding. :-[

So he doesn't post in this thread anymore?  I'm not understanding. :-[


This thread gets like... two posts a day.

Don't nobody understand the words coming out of Meat's mouth.


;D

So did the Longest Thread Ever ever become the longest thread ever?

So did the Longest Thread Ever ever become the longest thread ever?


Yes, but it fell back down.

Yes, but it fell back down.


because someone *cough* nally *cough* keeps Link the Songs alive :D

because someone *cough* nally *cough* keeps Link the Songs alive :D


And the same person doesn't even look in here!

And the same person doesn't even look in here!


;D

No, he's much too good for the longest thread ever.  There are some crazy shenanigans that go on in here. ::)  A bunch of lowlifes.

;D

No, he's much too good for the longest thread ever.  There are some crazy shenanigans that go on in here. ::)  A bunch of lowlifes.


I know! How dare they discuss nothing, it's blasphemy!

I think it's funny that this person also watches "Seinfeld", so he's a hypocrite in his own right. :P

;D

No, he's much too good for the longest thread ever.  There are some crazy shenanigans that go on in here. ::)  A bunch of lowlifes.


I pop up in this one occasionally, mainly because it depends on if I'm in the mood.

I've got to tell you..

It's that blood, blood on the floor..
It's that blood, blood on the floor..

This is The LTE. :o

This is The LTE. :o



No, actually it's not.  Link The Songs is longer.

No, actually it's not.  Link The Songs is longer.



By how much Beth?

By how much Beth?



You can look it up on the Forum Stats page.

You can look it up on the Forum Stats page.



Ok I will

Maybe we should have "Link the Longest Threads and Songs Ever"

Maybe we should have "Link the Longest Threads and Songs Ever"


That's a good idea

"PALM MUTING? AW, SH-T!"

Maybe we should have "Link the Longest Threads and Songs Ever"


Chucky should do that as an April Fool's joke?

XDD It would drive nally crazy!

"Dad, there's some white stuff on the floor.."
"THAT'S MY ASS!"

Talk about your can of whoop ass. :o

http://www.bevnet.com/images/reviews/whoop_ass/whoopass.jpg

I will help you if I can, I will kill you if I must:
I will kill you if I can, I will help you if I must.

Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse t-shirt?

Why don't I just give up, and do myself a favor?
My world is slowly turning gray and losing all its flavor...

http://www.tamagotchi-king.de/poo.gif

http://www.tamagotchi-king.de/poo.gif



Hahahahahahaha!!!! I was just coming in here to post that.




...

Ah, what the hell..


http://www.tamagotchi-king.de/poo.gif

http://www.tamagotchi-king.de/poo.gif
what is that? is it what i think it is?  :o

what is that? is it what i think it is?  :o


Tamagotchi poo!

Tamagotchi poo!
I thought it was a penis

I thought it was a penis


Because you're a pervert, Mike.

Because you're a pervert, Mike.
no, I'm a racist

I thought it was a penis



a shimmying penis?

And it's steaming, the poop is.

a shimmying penis?
thankfully, the shimmying penis is gone

And it's steaming, the poop is.


Steaming like a pancake.

That looked like the smell it was protruding, to me....

Not steam.

a shimmying penis?


Have you ever seen a shimmying penis before? ???

...Never Mind ;D

a shimmying penis?


If there's one thing I learned from Dom's random animated pictures.. anything can shimmy. Even a penis or a smiling cookie.

If there's one thing I learned from Dom's random animated pictures.. anything can shimmy. Even a penis or a smiling cookie.


Toast, not cookie!

Toast, not cookie!


Like Hell. That thing was a cookie.

Like Hell. That thing was a cookie.



You're wrong! It was Tubby Toast.

You're wrong! It was Tubby Toast.


Tubby Toast That Tampered with Tuteness.

You're wrong! It was Tubby Toast.


I'm aware of what it was. I refuse to recognize it as what it wants to be recognized as out of my sheer contempt for smiling foods.

http://www.quickservekids.com/var/www/vhosts/quickservekids.com/httpdocs/eatn-park-smiley.jpg

Have you ever seen a shimmying penis before? ???

...Never Mind ;D



can't say that I have, Howard....can't say that I have. ;D



If there's one thing I learned from Dom's random animated pictures.. anything can shimmy. Even a penis or a smiling cookie.




This....just made me crack up! ;D :D

"So, why did you move here from North Dakota?"
"My wife was f--king everybody in BISMARCK!"
"Is that why you two got a divorce back in 1999?"
"That.. and her spaghetti sucked dick!"

If there's one thing I learned from Dom's random animated pictures.. anything can shimmy. Even a penis or a smiling cookie.



What does a penis have to do with this?

What does a penis have to do with this?


You brought it in!

What does a penis have to do with this?


Wasn't that a 80s song by Tina Turner?  ;D

You brought it in!


Well,I'm taking out the penis.

Well,I'm taking out the penis.


That's called The Pull-Out Method.

Wasn't that a 80s song by Tina Turner?   ;D


No. ;D

That's called The Pull-Out Method.


I don't have anything to pull out.

You put your penis in, you put your penis out...
You put your penis in, and you shake it all about...

You do the hokey pok--.. Oh my God, ew.

You put your penis in, you put your penis out...
You put your penis in, and you shake it all about...

You do the hokey pok--.. Oh my God, ew.



Shake,Shake,Shake...Shake your penis.  ;D

I don't have anything to pull out.




....































http://www.msdelta.net/~burrell/images/post/BigDogTongueLOL.jpg

http://www.houseofguinness.com/images/oh%20yeah%20t.JPG

Who wants some Kool Aid?

....































http://www.msdelta.net/~burrell/images/post/BigDogTongueLOL.jpg



YAY! The LOL Dog!



You put your penis in, you put your penis out...
You put your penis in, and you shake it all about...

You do the hokey pok--.. Oh my God, ew.


Dominic, this is the most.. I have no idea how to put how I'm feeling about what you just said.

I think we need to go buy you a beer.

YAY! The LOL Dog!


Dominic, this is the most.. I have no idea how to put how I'm feeling about what you just said.

I think we need to go buy you a beer.


I need a beer too

You put your penis in, you put your penis out...
You put your penis in, and you shake it all about...

You do the hokey pok--.. Oh my God, ew.



oh dear God...I just got a visual that I did NOT want to see.

oh dear God...I just got a visual that I did NOT want to see.


:P I apologize.

I think we need to go buy you a beer.


Are you trying to get me to partake in this activity? This activity being the hokey pokey, not drinking beer. o_O

Are you trying to get me to partake in this activity? This activity being the hokey pokey, not drinking beer. o_O


Purchasing a beer for a lad is a way of celebrating his transition into manhood (err.. so to speak).

You made something so awful that it merits celebration.

oh dear God...I just got a visual that I did NOT want to see.


I'm sorry  :P

Cockboy?

Strange, it was, or strange, it seemed,
Blood, it coughed, or tried to scream,
"You're the one that did this to me!"
The modern-day knife-wielding Greensleeves...

Cockboy?


I wonder how many times you've made that post in the past.

I wonder how many times you've made that post in the past.


Sometimes I ponder the Cockboy?-Bree! Bree! ratio.

Sometimes I ponder the Cockboy?-Bree! Bree! ratio.




Don't forget the "Daaaaaaah Go To The Office!" post.

Don't forget the "Daaaaaaah Go To The Office!" post.


I have used that a lot, but it doesn't even get close to "Cockboy?"... might be up there with "Bree! Bree!", though.

Interesting fact.. did you know there are no phone numbers beginning with 555-01... because that series is reserved for fiction, such as television shows and movies?

Interesting fact.. did you know there are no phone numbers beginning with 555-01... because that series is reserved for fiction, such as television shows and movies?


There are no phone numbers starting with 555 at all.

There are no phone numbers starting with 555 at all.


Yes there are. They exist in Russia around Moscow, in Hungary, in Australia, and 555-1212 plus the area code in some areas links to a directory assistance.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPENISPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPENISPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


I see what you did there.

Meat!  11:04:24 PM Viewing MidKnightDarkness's profile.

Meat!  11:04:24 PM Viewing MidKnightDarkness's profile.



Yep. He wants me.

I see what you did there.


It's a text version of a magic eye puzzle.  If you stare close enough, you will see an actual penis ;D

Yep. He wants me.
or he wants to be you  :o

http://www.productproductions.com/images/cam_%20support/peewee_p.gif

http://static.last.fm/avatar/75f627801ec81c9cdef1582838ffc445.jpg

or he wants to be you  :o


I already am her!

Iiiiiiiiiiiiii want your soul...

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii will eat your soul..

Iiiiiiiiiiiiii want your soul...

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii will eat your soul..


Well you can't.



'Cause I don't have one. :P

http://static.last.fm/avatar/75f627801ec81c9cdef1582838ffc445.jpg


is that you,TG? ???

is that you,TG? ???


No.. that's a random pic I found on the internet. This guy will be attending the same concert as me at the end of the month, according to Last.Fm.

"Today, on a very special "What The Hell Is This?", we've got some bitch who says she's pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. We'll hear her story and then tell her "Stop f--kin' so many guys.". Please welcome aforementioned bitch."

Iiiiiiiiiiiiii want your soul...

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii will eat your soul..


So eat it.

Saddam's Cat:

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/003999.html

Saddam's Cat:

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/003999.html



That's funny.  ;D

Biting cottonmouth, in the tall grass, gagging...

Biting cottonmouth, in the tall grass, gagging...
that's weird

Biting cottonmouth, in the tall grass, gagging...


EW!  :P

Biting cottonmouth, in the tall grass, gagging...


Yin ever cut a cottonmouth open?

Yin ever cut a cottonmouth open?


Or Bar-b-qued one?

That's funny.   ;D


I agree....  O0

What kind of place do you think Chucky's operating here? 

What kind of place do you think Chucky's operating here? 



Alright I erased it. ::)