How clean is your house?



Clean.....there's no way to really describe it other than that.  Everything is neat, tidy and organized.  It's just.....clean.

Clean.....there's no way to really describe it other than that.  Everything is neat, tidy and organized.  It's just.....clean.



do you do maid service? ;D

do you do maid service? ;D



Hell no.

Hell no.


I was just kidding ;)

I was just kidding ;)



Well whether you were or were not, I don't want to be a maid.  I'm fine cleaning my own house since I live here, but I won't clean someone else's house.

Well whether you were or were not, I don't want to be a maid.  I'm fine cleaning my own house since I live here, but I won't clean someone else's house.


don't take it personal,I'm sorry ;)

XDD I really love conversations between Sister Morphine and Howard. Almost more than Howard and Dominic conversations..

XDD I really love conversations between Sister Morphine and Howard. Almost more than Howard and Dominic conversations..


Thanks.

Thanks.


XDD I really love Howard's conversations with anybody. Especially when he's being told by a fellow co-worker that his co-worker actually works with him! Wow, that was confusing.

XDD I really love Howard's conversations with anybody. Especially when he's being told by a fellow co-worker that his co-worker actually works with him! Wow, that was confusing.



She doesn't work with me. >:(

She doesn't work with me. >:(


She does, cash registers! Don't you remember?

She doesn't work with me. >:(



So says you..! >:-{

She does, cash registers! Don't you remember?



does she have long brown hair?

does she have long brown hair?


Why... Yes! Yes she does!

Why... Yes! Yes she does!



I forgot to take a look at her nametag this morning

XDD I really love conversations between Sister Morphine and Howard. Almost more than Howard and Dominic conversations..


Howard-Dominic conversations are.. God, it's like watching someone else get eaten by a bear and not being able to stop it.

I forgot to take a look at her nametag this morning


Her nametag says Jenny, but it's really Beth.

Howard-Dominic conversations are.. God, it's like watching someone else get eaten by a bear and not being able to stop it.


Except the ones where someone claims to know Howard or the people he works with.

Except the ones where someone claims to know Howard or the people he works with.


Which is like what..?

Her nametag says Jenny, but it's really Beth.



Does the supervisor know that she was hired?  ???

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Spyware_infestation.png/797px-Spyware_infestation.png



What's that?

Jesus Christ. I hope that's not a screenshot from your computer, Andrew. o.O

http://www.murkyview.com/images/bush_middle_finger.jpg

Jesus Christ. I hope that's not a screenshot from your computer, Andrew. o.O


;D It's from the WikiPedia entry on Spyware.

I'm a Chilly Willy!  w00t for having 15,000 posts now.  :)

Temporarily Service Unavailable

I'll never finish my degree.
I'll never play with Pogs.
Throw me out the window,
Cement my feet,
Into the dark...

A... I... D... S... H... I... V...
I can not wait to die, can't you tell, can't you tell, can't you tell?

AEIOU

Killer side-show, boggle!

Does the supervisor know that she was hired?  ???


The supervisor is the one that hired her!

The supervisor is the one that hired her!


don't start that again!

don't start that again!


:P I think he knows we're kidding.

This is no longer the longest thread on this forum.

;D It's from the WikiPedia entry on Spyware.
looks like the control panel of a 747. only with fewer juggling apes.

:P I think he knows we're kidding.


Dude, I really don't think he does. And if he doesn't, like I don't think he does.. it's not really funny.. it's mean. It all just kinda hit me at once how wrong it is if he doesn't get it.

The supervisor is the one that hired her!



Is his name Steve Carpenter?  ::)

I hate this weather.  I like when it's cloudy and cold, not cold and rainy.  Ick.

I hate this weather.  I like when it's cloudy and cold, not cold and rainy.  Ick.



I like sunny days

Is his name Steve Carpenter?  ::)


WHOA! My old friend's name is Vincent Steven Carpenter.

Qu is beautiful. They're partners, best buddies. Two cats sitting on a fence. u is small, so it is about to fall off, but Q's tail is hanging on! It's hanging on to his little buddy! Aww, how tute.

Qu



D=. That story doesn't work for this font. Only my MSN font =)

Qu



D=. That story doesn't work for this font. Only my MSN font =)


=( A few fonts it works with...

=( A few fonts it works with...



On your MSN font, it looks as if Q is acting like a playground slide for little u.

On your MSN font, it looks as if Q is acting like a playground slide for little u.


I knu! It wouldn't if SOMEBODY would let me change it... pft

CHINGA! Your mother,
CHINGA! Your father..

Queer



D=. That story doesn't work for this font. Only my MSN font =)


What story?

The story of my penis.

Let me sing you a song about a friend of mine-
You don't wanna really know his name.
He lives at the bottom of the ocean,
Where he's sheltered from the rain.

Nobody's ever seen him out of bed,
And nobody's sure just what he's thinking.
Everybody cares about what he says,
And everybody's wondering what he's drinking.

The story of my penis.


I don't need to read the story of your penis. ::)

What story?



Good one.

Here's a story of a crotch named Penis... ;D

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, go to the office.

No I won't. :P

Isn't it nice? Sugar and spice, luring disco dollies to a life of vice..

Top Ten Guitarists:

1. Buckethead (Buckethead, Praxis, Cornbugs, Deli Creeps, Cobra Strike, Etc.)
This guy can do just about everything. He can shred avant-metal, he can do chickenpickin' country.. I've seen this guy do a Jazz-Funk "Frosty The Snowman". He's the last of the true virtuosos.

2. Ben Weinman (The Dillinger Escape Plan)
I picked this guy not for fancy work, but his extreme head knowledge of musical theory and his ability to translate it so quickly. Anyone who can play measures in 14/8, 15/4 and 23/8 at tempos around 160-220 bpm (that's Vivace to Prestissimo) without screwing it up and keeping his intensity has talent.

3. Jimi Hendrix
He can both shred a psychadelic solo and thrash a metal passage. He's the only person I've ever heard manage to make metal seem sexy.

4. Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead)
His guy play's guitar the way a deranged killer would yield a knife. He's all over the place, making the guitar worry, scream, cry, and fall asleep all in one song. He's like Leary but faster and more emotional.

5. Michael Melchiondo aka "Dean Ween" (Ween)
Dean Ween is simply talented. He writes noteably catchy solos in almost every song with one. This guy writes 4-5 solos in one album that aritsts strive their whole careers to pull off.

6. Johnny Marr (The Smiths, Modest Mouse on the new album)
Admittedly, Marr's never going to be accused of writing anything fast, crazy or wildly emotional. But he's a solid guitarist with clear skill and a keen sense of counter-melody. He was a good little student with key signatures and scales, and it shows in his music.

7. Paul Leary (Butthole Surfers)
Another erratic guitarist, especially good at making the guitar wail or drone. His guitar can sound anywhere from seasick to insane. He seems to always paint a bizzarre and dark picture with his pieces, and never needs a solo to convey what his backing melodies already express clearly.

8. Jack Owen (Cannibal Corpse)
This guy's just.. good. Think Paul Leary's disturbingness meets Ben Weinman's speed and theory knowledge. For being the most offensive and nasty Death Metal I know of, Cannibal Corpse are musical geniuses.

9. Carlton Megalodon (Deadsy.. he's actually synth guitar, but it's similar)
As far as synth guitarists go, this guy has some talent. Solid countermelodies, plays high notes without getting annoying.. this guy has all you could want from a keytar.

10. Leonard Cohen
Mostly just simple acoustic stuff, but if you ever try to play it, wow.. it's hard. This guy is a master of the acoustic guitar and can take simple melodies and make memorable songs.

I feel like Bustin' Loose

Top Ten Guitarists:

1. Buckethead (Buckethead, Praxis, Cornbugs, Deli Creeps, Cobra Strike, Etc.)
This guy can do just about everything. He can shred avant-metal, he can do chickenpickin' country.. I've seen this guy do a Jazz-Funk "Frosty The Snowman". He's the last of the true virtuosos.

2. Ben Weinman (The Dillinger Escape Plan)
I picked this guy not for fancy work, but his extreme head knowledge of musical theory and his ability to translate it so quickly. Anyone who can play measures in 14/8, 15/4 and 23/8 at tempos around 160-220 bpm (that's Vivace to Prestissimo) without screwing it up and keeping his intensity has talent.

3. Jimi Hendrix
He can both shred a psychadelic solo and thrash a metal passage. He's the only person I've ever heard manage to make metal seem sexy.

4. Jonny Greenwood (Radiohead)
His guy play's guitar the way a deranged killer would yield a knife. He's all over the place, making the guitar worry, scream, cry, and fall asleep all in one song. He's like Leary but faster and more emotional.

5. Michael Melchiondo aka "Dean Ween" (Ween)
Dean Ween is simply talented. He writes noteably catchy solos in almost every song with one. This guy writes 4-5 solos in one album that aritsts strive their whole careers to pull off.

6. Johnny Marr (The Smiths, Modest Mouse on the new album)
Admittedly, Marr's never going to be accused of writing anything fast, crazy or wildly emotional. But he's a solid guitarist with clear skill and a keen sense of counter-melody. He was a good little student with key signatures and scales, and it shows in his music.

7. Paul Leary (Butthole Surfers)
Another erratic guitarist, especially good at making the guitar wail or drone. His guitar can sound anywhere from seasick to insane. He seems to always paint a bizzarre and dark picture with his pieces, and never needs a solo to convey what his backing melodies already express clearly.

8. Jack Owen (Cannibal Corpse)
This guy's just.. good. Think Paul Leary's disturbingness meets Ben Weinman's speed and theory knowledge. For being the most offensive and nasty Death Metal I know of, Cannibal Corpse are musical geniuses.

9. Carlton Megalodon (Deadsy.. he's actually synth guitar, but it's similar)
As far as synth guitarists go, this guy has some talent. Solid countermelodies, plays high notes without getting annoying.. this guy has all you could want from a keytar.

10. Leonard Cohen
Mostly just simple acoustic stuff, but if you ever try to play it, wow.. it's hard. This guy is a master of the acoustic guitar and can take simple melodies and make memorable songs.




Interesting list.  Here's mine:


1. Jimmy Page (Led Zeppelin)
2. Keith Richards (The Rolling Stones)
3. Eric Clapton (Cream, Derek & The Dominoes, The Yardbirds)
4. Joe Perry (Aerosmith)
5. (tie) James Hetfield & Kirk Hammett (Metallica)
7. B.B. King
8. Lindsay Buckingham (Fleetwood Mac)
9. Pete Townsend (The Who)
10. Ottmar Liebert

Clapton... I keep hearing about him, but I've never heard him do any of this amazing stuff people are always telling me about... what are some songs that showcase his guitaring?

Clapton... I keep hearing about him, but I've never heard him do any of this amazing stuff people are always telling me about... what are some songs that showcase his guitaring?


Wonderful Tonight
Layla (electric and acoustic)
White Room
Sunshine Of Your Love
Cocaine
Bell Bottom Blues


....just to name a few.

3000 posts 
bring out the dancing bears!  :D 


Congratulations.

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..And every time the ghost raped the lady, he went "DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN!"

;D

;D


My friend told me about this movie, but I can't friggin' find it, and he forgets the title.

My eleventh brief conversation with the ghost of John Merrick

Merrick:

Cockboy?

http://www.ferhiga.com/progre/portadas/rush-2112.jpg

Mike.. look.. I like you, I think you're a nice guy.. and I enjoy our times together getting wasted... but if you continue down the Rush path.. I'm gonna burn your house down.

Top 10 Guitarists.

This changes all the time because there are so many awesome guitar players around.


1. Jeff Hanneman
2. Slash
3. Dave Mustaine
4. Zakk Wylde
5. Darrell Abbott
6. Eddie Van Halen
7. John Petrucci
8. Kirk Hammet
9. Kerry King
10. Adrian Smith

Top 10 Guitarists.

This changes all the time because there are so many awesome guitar players around.


1. Jeff Hanneman
2. Slash
3. Dave Mustaine
4. Zakk Wylde
5. Darrell Abbott
6. Eddie Van Halen
7. John Petrucci
8. Kirk Hammet
9. Kerry King
10. Adrian Smith


Slash is indeed very good.

My list also changes as I discover more bands.. my guitarist knowledge is very limited at this point.

Petrucci's really, really good.. I just didn't quite like enough Dream Theater to really tell.

Cockboy?


Vaginagirl?

My current top 10 (no particular order):

1. Stevie Ray Vaughan
2. Andres Segovia
3. Yngwie Malmsteen
4. Steve Vai
5. Jimmy Page
6. Randy Rhoads
7. Jeff Healey
8. Jimmi Hendrix
9. Eddie Van Halen
10. Joe Satriani

My current top 10 (no particular order):

1. Stevie Ray Vaughan
2. Andres Segovia
3. Yngwie Malmsteen
4. Steve Vai
5. Jimmy Page
6. Randy Rhoads
7. Jeff Healey
8. Jimmi Hendrix
9. Eddie Van Halen
10. Joe Satriani


I always used to rate Yngwie really highly.... then I went to see him and thought, hold on, he's playing the same three chords, just really fast.. I could do that. Then I went home and did it... then I learnt how to tap and decided I was better than Yngwie.
Ask Mike.. I can play a grand total of 3 chords... just quite fast. Thanks Yngwie!  ;D

Don't Stop

I always used to rate Yngwie really highly.... then I went to see him and thought, hold on, he's playing the same three chords, just really fast.. I could do that. Then I went home and did it... then I learnt how to tap and decided I was better than Yngwie.
Ask Mike.. I can play a grand total of 3 chords... just quite fast. Thanks Yngwie!  ;D


Same for me with Ed Hamell.. for a while I thought he was amazing, then I realized he's not playing that many chords, really.

You know what really grinds my gears? Pornography that makes it look like women want sex. Because we all know that women are never, ever, under any conditions, EVER interested in sex. EVER.

You know what really grinds my gears? Pornography that makes it look like women want sex. Because we all know that women are never, ever, under any conditions, EVER interested in sex. EVER.



Sex is just this evil invention by men to entice women to remove their clothes.  It's evil I tell you....EVIL.

Sex is just this evil invention by men to entice women to remove their clothes.  It's evil I tell you....EVIL.


Sex is an invention of women to reduce the frequency of oral sex.

But I think it would be rather hard to keep my hands off the turkey leg.. unless something important happened, of course.

http://www.tombofthemutilated.net/uploads/post-9-1078699494.jpg

You know what really grinds my gears? Pornography that makes it look like women want sex. Because we all know that women are never, ever, under any conditions, EVER interested in sex. EVER.


But I like My Playboys and Penthouses. ;D

http://www.tombofthemutilated.net/uploads/post-9-1078699494.jpg


:)

:)


That's a red x,what are you smiling about?

That's a red x,what are you smiling about?


Not a red x at my end.

Not a red x at my end.



It is on my end

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C... Cannibal Corpse? *Gasp!* Andrew!

WHO'S BRINGING THE SNACKS?!?!11

WHO'S BRINGING THE SNACKS?!?!11


Your mom's got the Gushers.

C... Cannibal Corpse? *Gasp!* Andrew!


I can't help it.. some of the music is enjoyable.. like, "Gallery of Suicide" is really technical.. and face it, as unitelligble as the vocals are sometimes.. those guys are amazing poets. You figure the whole "ORGANS! ZOMBIES! DECAY! DEATH! TORTURE!" schtick would get old, but it just doesn't.

And even if that all doesn't convince you, you HAVE to admit Jack Owen is an amazing guitarist.

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4170/lol111111zf1.jpg

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4170/lol111111zf1.jpg


That's creepy! :o

I can't help it.. some of the music is enjoyable.. like, "Gallery of Suicide" is really technical.. and face it, as unitelligble as the vocals are sometimes.. those guys are amazing poets. You figure the whole "ORGANS! ZOMBIES! DECAY! DEATH! TORTURE!" schtick would get old, but it just doesn't.

And even if that all doesn't convince you, you HAVE to admit Jack Owen is an amazing guitarist.


Only pussy ass Liberal rim-stingers don't like Corpse. That's a fact.

Only pussy ass Liberal rim-stingers don't like Corpse. That's a fact.


Thank God I'm not a rim stinger!

Not that I know what that is...

Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Thank God I'm not a rim stinger!

Not that I know what that is...


If you don't know now.. you'll never know.

Only pussy ass Liberal rim-stingers don't like Corpse. That's a fact.


And even most of them do like Corpse, they just deny it because it's not They Might Be Giants or The Flaming Lips.. but it doesn't matter, Cannibal Corpse would most likely kill/rape/deathkillrape their senses until they died.

Yes, Dom, this post is directed at you.

And even most of them do like Corpse, they just deny it because it's not They Might Be Giants or The Flaming Lips.. but it doesn't matter, Cannibal Corpse would most likely kill/rape/deathkillrape their senses until they died.

Yes, Dom, this post is directed at you.


Actually, I don't deny liking them. Mainly because I haven't heard their stuff.

Plus, most metal gives me a headache.

Actually, I don't deny liking them. Mainly because I haven't heard their stuff.

Plus, most metal gives me a headache.


I figured.. with your parents, CC isn't exactly the kind of thing you want on your computer anyway.. mine would probably be a bit weirded out that I like them too, but wouldn't react like yours. My parents don't know of my grindcore/Death Metal affinity, but they know of my love of Industrial.

Some of the songs CC do are really technical, which is why I like them so much.. it's real musicianship, instead of just screams.. plus, like I said, some of the lyrics are amazing, too.

And on an unrelated note..

http://snopes.com/katrina/graphics/skybush.jpg

And on an unrelated note..

http://snopes.com/katrina/graphics/skybush.jpg
I like bush http://home.socal.rr.com/bonniek/animations/smileys/face1.gif

I like bush http://home.socal.rr.com/bonniek/animations/smileys/face1.gif



Dirty old man.  ;)

Dirty old man.  ;)
darn you!  how do you read right thru me like that http://home.socal.rr.com/bonniek/animations/smileys/thinking.gif

darn you!  how do you read right thru me like that http://home.socal.rr.com/bonniek/animations/smileys/thinking.gif



It's a gift.  :)

It's a gift.  :)
I have a gift too, it's with names, look here>> Dirty old man =  DirtyOld Man

http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/tali-bush.jpg

Zero, Three, Three-Five-Five, Eightseveneightseveneightseveneightseventhree, Five-Five!

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"Durka durka durka, durka burka burka durka durka... durka."

Can I touch your birdy wing?
And fly and hop and everything,
Can the sun reach down on us?
And through the heavens, only we would sing..

Can I touch your birdy wing?
And fly and hop and everything,
Can the sun reach down on us?
And through the heavens, only we would sing..


I don't know why he got me high.
I tried to fly, and then I... died... Erm.. Yeah.

What can ya' do... When your world's been invaded by a REGGAEJUNKIEJEW!?

What can ya' do... When your world's been invaded by a REGGAEJUNKIEJEW!?


My recommendation is taking a permanent vacation.

My recommendation is taking a permanent vacation.


Naw, that's what the Reggaejunkiejew should do.

Naw, that's what the Reggaejunkiejew should do.



What's a reggae junkie jew? ???

What's a reggae junkie jew? ???


It's rumored to be the lead singer of a band called The Spin Doctors.

It's rumored to be the lead singer of a band called The Spin Doctors.


Also, it's somebody who's Jewish, a junkie, and a reggae music maker.

apropos of nothing, i need to type the word "chump."

apropos of nothing, i need to type the word "chump."


Now it works. How decidedly odd.  ???

er, jerk. dupe. freak. stalker. sucker. idiot.

some epithet i typed in a PM got filtered to the word "Chuck." i'm trying to figure out which one it was.

fool. Ashcroft. dumbass.

Now it works. How decidedly odd.  ???
it might not have been "chump." i dunno. i can't think of anymore epithets.

it might not have been "chump." i dunno. i can't think of anymore epithets.


IIi know what it waaaasss..... you tried to say sch.        muck. Because, if you try and write it, it changes to Chuck. This is because of a fairly obscure Romanian Law.

Chuck!

oh my god you're right. thank you, that was making me crazy.

Chucky posted the link to all filtered words awhile ago, and I noticed that that one was filtered.. 'Schmucky G' used to get filtered too. ;D

Woah..! This thread is like, SO long right now...

Woah..! This thread is like, SO long right now...


...LIKE MY WEINER!!!! :D

Woah..! This thread is like, SO long right now...


Not everything is about your penis in life, Andrew.

Not everything is about your penis in life, Andrew.


Such as..?

That's right, you got nothing, do ya?

Such as..?

That's right, you got nothing, do ya?


Okay, Dr. Freud

Before I slip into..subconciousness..I'd..like to have another kiss..

I'm hoping I can sneak out of the house later and buy my sister's birthday present.

I think I'm looking for something, you know, but I'll never know, cause I can never put my finger on it..

I think I'm looking for something, you know, but I'll never know, cause I can never put my finger on it..


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Close, but you're way off.

It's rumored to be the lead singer of a band called The Spin Doctors.


You learn something new every day.

Close, but you're way off.


I just wanted to put an image up. ;)

I was pretty sure that wasn't what you were talking about.

I just wanted to put an image up. ;)

I was pretty sure that wasn't what you were talking about.


I figured.

The thing I posted was a reference to a Math The Band song called "No Way, Keepsake Is Wrong".

I figured.

The thing I posted was a reference to a Math The Band song called "No Way, Keepsake Is Wrong".


That song you sent reminds me of Atom & His Package.

That song you sent reminds me of Atom & His Package.


Didn't I say that about them too?

I swear, Math the Band reminds me so much of Atom (especially earlier Atom, like the self-titled and "Making Love" albums).

Didn't I say that about them too?

I swear, Math the Band reminds me so much of Atom (especially earlier Atom, like the self-titled and "Making Love" albums).


I don't know, but I like "Happy Birthday Ralph".

happy Birthday! ;D

I don't like most early Atom and His Package, actually.. there are a few good, but most of the time, it sounds so.. repetitive. The "Attention! Blah Blah Blah" album was his best work by far.

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http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/funnycat.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/kittyloafalert.png

Arse Cat!

Arse Cat!



Ahse caht!

Sick Puppy, you're a threat to the peace, Oooh-Oooh.
Gonna batty, running from the County Police. Oooh- Oooh.

SHE GAVE ME HEAD-phones!
Said "Have you heard this sound?"
"I Think I Know This One, It's,
It's totally underground."

http://www.hiptop.com/hiplog/images/tmail.com/7e/3f/deserteagleslim/2005/06/20/122420/1_Ghetto_ass_cat_1.jpg

http://www.hiptop.com/hiplog/images/tmail.com/7e/3f/deserteagleslim/2005/06/20/122420/1_Ghetto_ass_cat_1.jpg


KITTY!

http://www.hiptop.com/hiplog/images/tmail.com/7e/3f/deserteagleslim/2005/06/20/122420/1_Ghetto_ass_cat_1.jpg


That cat is wrecked.



This cat has balance.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/MonorailCat.jpg

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/kittyloafalert.png


  Heh...

  Kittyloaf...it's what's for dinner...

KITTY!


Pussy! ;D

I hate driving past middle schools when they're letting out.  HATE IT.

I hate driving past middle schools when they're letting out.  HATE IT.


I get stuck in elementary school traffic fairly often.. now THAT sucks.

I hate driving past middle schools when they're letting out.  HATE IT.
it really makes it a lot harder to make a clean getaway, i find.

I get stuck in elementary school traffic fairly often.. now THAT sucks.



True dat, but what sucks even harder is when these stupid soccer moms in their ginormous SUV's decide to hold up traffic so little Buffy, Muffy and Dexter can say goodbye to each other, even though they live in the same subdivision.

True dat, but what sucks even harder is when these stupid soccer moms in their ginormous SUV's decide to hold up traffic so little Buffy, Muffy and Dexter can say goodbye to each other, even though they live in the same subdivision.


I live across the street from an elementary school. Everyday, I have to cross the street admist a build-up of SUV's.

That cat is wrecked.



This cat has balance.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/MonorailCat.jpg



Oh my God... That's... Hilarious!

I figured.

The thing I posted was a reference to a Math The Band song called "No Way, Keepsake Is Wrong".


O0

Ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor!

Oh...

OH...

True dat, but what sucks even harder is when these stupid soccer moms in their ginormous SUV's decide to hold up traffic so little Buffy, Muffy and Dexter can say goodbye to each other, even though they live in the same subdivision.
I heard that they raised the speed limit in school zones in Bangladesh

I heard that they raised the speed limit in school zones in Bangladesh



They should totally do that here.  My sister would rack 'em up like she was playing GTA.

They should totally do that here.  My sister would rack 'em up like she was playing GTA.
High score for your sis. yeah!  I saw this Indian comedian do a bit on how to lower the population over there. I thought it was quite funny but the audience wasn't digging it.

Hello!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cf/Bill_Hicks_The_Man_in_the_Trench-Coat%27.png/400px-Bill_Hicks_The_Man_in_the_Trench-Coat%27.png

Hello!


Well hi there.

The WOR listen live link finally started working.  HUZZAH!

Pulling my fingers from these nails,
There will be no use for a second coming..

"You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. Those intelligence reports come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons

My computer desk wobbles.

My computer desk wobbles.


How?

How?



I don't know......it just does.

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VAGINA

DISCHARGE

VAGINA
Chrissy,  what an awesome return to the boards: The V-word  ;D   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hello.gif

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Chrissy,  what an awesome return to the boards: The V-word  ;D   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hello.gif


I love The "V" word.

In the words of Adam Sandler, "ah horsesh*t!"..

Oh well, at least I tried... :(

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
When friends come to call
It's the hap- happiest season of all

Errr....

Uno..dos...tres...

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids jingle belling
And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer"
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings
When friends come to call
It's the hap- happiest season of all

That song truly gets on my nerves!!!
Not because it sucks or anything, just because of the repetitiveness.

I tell you it truly gets on my nerves.
It is so repetitive!

;D ;D ;D

That song truly gets on my nerves!!!
Not because it sucks or anything, just because of the repetitiveness.

I tell you it truly gets on my nerves.
It is so repetitive!

;D ;D ;D



;D  ;D ;D


It's one of my favorite non-religious Christmas songs, and the damn Lite FM radio station plays it so much, the lyrics got stuck in my head!

God damnit..

God damnit..

Alex,
there is no need to cuss like this.
We tolerate a lot with *'s and !'s but I personally take offense to this.

I really don't know else what to say right now >:(

the V-word


                                           

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Alex,
there is no need to cuss like this.
We tolerate a lot with *'s and !'s but I personally take offense to this.
plus it's misspelled.

plus it's misspelled.

Karma? Mahaha

How you doin' Mike? All's good I hope?

ANyway, it is back up in the 50's today, so now my dog can quit being a whimp and go outside by herself in the yard to do her business!
I can't believe I had to stand out there with her everytime yesterday to make her "go"! ;D

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad


Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom- of my heart.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom- of my heart.



Jose Feliciano is a legend

Jose Feliciano is a legend


That's who sings this song? Never heard of his name before.

That's who sings this song? Never heard of his name before.


http://www.tatiana.info/pictures/pix/tat-feliciano.jpg

http://www.tatiana.info/pictures/pix/tat-feliciano.jpg


He's having an eye spasm!!!!  :o :o :o :o :o

He's having an eye spasm!!!!  :o :o :o :o :o


No he's actually blind.Jose has been blind for 30 years now

No he's actually blind.Jose has been blind for 30 years now


Didn't know that either. :-[

Didn't know that either. :-[


Sometimes he wears his glasses when it's really bright inside

Sometimes he wears his glasses when it's really bright inside


Okay.

Okay.


He made music before you were born

He made music before you were born


Okay.

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*rapes* DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN! DUN!

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that's funny, nice work there Andrew  ;D

that's funny, nice work there Andrew  ;D


I originally created that when there was a lot of really, really heavy flirting some time ago... I never got to actually use, it, though, it died down.

I made a few things like that, actually.

Dude this thread is like SO long right now..!

100 pages until the big 2,222!

I originally created that when there was a lot of really, really heavy flirting some time ago... I never got to actually use, it, though, it died down.

I made a few things like that, actually.
who were the members it was designed for or can we not speak of that here  ???

who were the members it was designed for or can we not speak of that here  ???


Christ, it was so many people, I can't even remember a specific person or group of people.

There was at least one thread a day turned into.. not flirting, just flat-out "Prelude To Sex".

Christ, it was so many people, I can't even remember a specific person or group of people.

There was at least one thread a day turned into.. not flirting, just flat-out "Prelude To Sex".
when exactly was this era of inthe00s time  ???

44 Guests, 7 Users, 2 Users in Chat (6 Buddies)
Users active in past 5 minutes:
The Dude, Badfinger-fan, Howard, Tubeway General, MaxwellSmart, Jessica, Tia

44 Guests, 7 Users, 2 Users in Chat (6 Buddies)
Users active in past 5 minutes:
The Dude is gay, Badfinger-fan is gay, Howard rather likes the men, Tubeway General, MaxwellSmart is gay, Jessica is gay, if I had to name a homosexual, I might use the name Tia


:o ALEX!

Dude this thread is like SO long right now..!


SO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL! ;D

...but not as long as Link The Songs

...but not as long as Link The Songs



How long is that?

when exactly was this era of inthe00s time  ???


In the '00s.

Dun Dun DA-DA!

Baby you can drive my car...

I really love the Phantom of the Opera.

I really love the Phantom of the Opera.


I hate Opera

I hate Opera



This really isn't opera.  And opera is fantastic.  La Boheme and La Traviata are my faves.

This really isn't opera.  And opera is fantastic.  La Boheme and La Traviata are my faves.



I used to like opera at one time

It's a long way to the top

I'm always there
It's always elsewhere
Oh, pashernate love

Pashernate? ???

lol Yes, pashernate.


*shrugs* Ask Morrissey.

Ah ok, its a Morrissey thing.

This really isn't opera.  And opera is fantastic.  La Boheme and La Traviata are my faves.


Pagliacci is mine.

He's got bloodddddd, blood the flooooorrrrrr...
He's got bloodddddd, blood the flooooorrrrrr...
He's got bloodddddd, blood the flooooorrrrrr...
He's got bloodddddd, blood the flooooorrrrrr...

The albatross and the whales, they are my brothers.  :)

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talk about "kissing ass". ;D

I'm always there
It's always elsewhere
Oh, pashernate love


passionate?

passionate?


In a sense, yes. :)

In a sense, yes. :)


I was the worst hope of my generation... destroyed by madness, starving hysterical.

I'm passionate myself.  ;)

It's almost dinner time in my house.

OH NOES! THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC THEME SONG!!

It's almost dinner time in my house.



I'm hungry

I'm hungry



Well, there's a cure for that.

Well, there's a cure for that.


Death.

Death.



FOOD!

I'm passionate myself.  ;)


Yes, but are you pashernate?



Well, there's a cure for that.



Death.


LMAO!

Meet me inside, I'll keep my head to the floor...

I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.

You, there on the bridge:
Where have you been?
What's your name?

You, there on the wall:
Where will you go to,
When you fall?

You, lost at sea,
Do you need me?
Do you need directions.

Hey, put down the gun.
What are you thinking?
You were someone's son...

Is it just me, or is Mike Rowe from the TV show dirty Jobs friggin HOT?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Mike8_vzoom.jpg

I describe his look as "an English teacher who builds houses on the weekends." Mmm.

You find a lot of scary men to be hot.

You find a lot of scary men to be hot.


You're probably right. But Edward Norton and Morrissey will always be in my heart.