Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.



Mama Mia Figaro

Any way the wind blows.

Doesn't really matter to me.




Cat

It matters to me.

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,

I'm just a poor boy.

I need no sympathy,

I'm just a poor boy.


Wish Me Loch,No We won't let you go.

Wish Me Loch,No We won't let you go.


LET ME GOOOO!

LET ME GOOOO!


No,We won't let you go.

Wish Me Loch,No We won't let you go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

Bismillah literally means "In the name of Allah."

I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low.




Cat

Little high, little low

Little high, little low



Daja vu.  :D ;D ;D



Cat

It is such a good song, it deserves repeats!

I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low.




Cat
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

Bismillah literally means "In the name of Allah."



Why Allah?

Why Allah?
From Zoroastrianism, the religion which Freddie Mercury's parents were deeply involved in.

From Zoroastrianism, the religion which Freddie Mercury's parents were deeply involved in.



So he was into that kind of religion?

So he was into that kind of religion?
Before leaving Zanzibar.

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648, graudually approaching the key target.


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So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye.

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh baby, can't do this to me baby.....just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here......

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,    (one more time)?
 

Nothing really matters......nothing really matters to me..................

Any way the wind blows............... gong softly plays to end it

We should make a habit of this....


If you start me up..

..if you start me up..I'll never stop..

I've been running hot

Any way the wind blows............... gong softly plays to end it


Best part.

I've been running hot



I am very hot... Was sitting outside for 2 1/2 hours!

Got me tickin gonna blow my top

If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop

Best part.
If I had a gong, do you know what I'd do?

If I had a gong, do you know what I'd do?



Bang it and get it on?

If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop


You.. make a grown man cry.

Spread out the oil, the gasoline

Bang it and get it on?
oh yeah, I'd bang the hell out of it  ;D

oh yeah, I'd bang the hell out of it  ;D



Every time I hear that song, I think of Tanya.

Every time I hear that song, I think of Tanya.
I know, us too  ;D

It's four o'clock in the morning Damn it, listen to me good
I'm sleeping with myself tonight, Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive

Hey, you, hey, find yourself!
Till it goes to the farce,
The gangster till dark.

You give up so easily, I dunno why you can't see....

Iiiiiiiii'm depending on you (Depending on you)... Don't let me down, I'm Depending on youuuuuuuuuu!!!

"You know, you, grab the boobies, and you, um...hawt"

Mary Jane says love's the way and I already kneeeeeeeeeew because we're down, we'll lose the town just like I woul..... eh!??? I don't understand the next part!

Untie me, I said no vows.

Untie me, I said no vows.


No.

No.



Oh, well, I didn't mean YOU. You're fine.

Oh, well, I didn't mean YOU. You're fine.


"So, this is Christmas.
And what have you done?"

"So, this is Christmas.
And what have you done?"


Whoa, right here? In front of everyone..?! :o

Whoa, right here? In front of everyone..?! :o


Oh, sorry.. Dominic, look over there, it's a kitty!

Oh, sorry.. Dominic, look over there, it's a kitty!



*Throws candy* Go get it, Trimac! CANDY!


OKAY, NOW!

Look, Philip Eno! Ladies with tea!

Look Step-chan, ANIMATED PORN!


LOOK EVERYONE ELSE, JOHNNY D JUST ENTERED THE ROOM AND SAID SOMETHING FUNNY! HURRY, FLOCK! QUICK!

Look Step-chan, ANIMATED PORN!


LOOK EVERYONE ELSE, JOHNNY D JUST ENTERED THE ROOM AND SAID SOMETHING FUNNY! HURRY, FLOCK! QUICK!


.. Actually, I'm not in the mood anymore. I'm tired, Beth, I have a headache. I'm sorry.

.. Actually, I'm not in the mood anymore. I'm tired, Beth, I have a headache. I'm sorry.


.. Oh no you did NOT just use my excuse! Find your own lies, Andrew! Lest I steal all of your ramen!

"She wants it NOW
And she will not wait
But she's too rough and I'm too delicate."

.. Oh no you did NOT just use my excuse! Find your own lies, Andrew! Lest I steal all of your ramen!



:o this is turning into a Happy Noodle Boy comic!

:o this is turning into a Happy Noodle Boy comic!



No, Doms, didn't you hear him? He's not in the mood anymore!

I'm in a New York state of mind.

No, Doms, didn't you hear him? He's not in the mood anymore!



But.. it is...

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It was a hot afternoon, last day of June.

I'm hoping for a cool breeze in August

I'm hoping for a cool breeze today!

I'm hoping for a cool breeze today!
there is one coming from your fan

there is one coming from your fan
I do not have any fans here.

I do not have any fans here.
you should get one if you can.

you should get one if you can.
We probably will!

We probably will!
I hava a big one stored in my garage so when I got home I went and dug it out and dusted it off and it's blowing the air around pretty good, which helps since I don't have air-conditioning in my home.

I hava a big one stored in my garage so when I got home I went and dug it out and dusted it off and it's blowing the air around pretty good, which helps since I don't have air-conditioning in my home.
Do the fans eat up a large amount of electricity?

Goodnight

Do the fans eat up a large amount of electricity?
I am not sure, but if you have everything else off, maybe not that bad.

This is the last song I will ever sing.

YAY!

Wait, I changed my mind again.

Aww.

Post #6000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Post #7000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You know what's sad?  I got to 6,000 posts last Sunday.  1 week later and I'm at 7,000.  I am such a postwhore. 

Post #7000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You know what's sad?  I got to 6,000 posts last Sunday.  1 week later and I'm at 7,000.  I am such a postwhore. 
Yowza!!!!    way to go Beth, thats some good postwhoring.
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Yowza!!!!    way to go Beth, thats some good postwhoring.
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Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right.  :D

Well, anything worth doing is worth doing right.   :D
cheers to that  8)

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i just noticed myself. well done all  8)

i just noticed myself. well done all  8)
We are about 1700 behind the next position, in reality, that is a days posting for the whole board. Through Age of Power will keep rising to.

We are about 1700 behind the next position, in reality, that is a days posting for the whole board. Through Age of Power will keep rising to.
my Reply makes #29184 posts , with 816 more posts we will attain 30,000 posts on LTE, Donnie should be pleased  8)

my Reply makes #29184 posts , with 816 more posts we will attain 30,000 posts on LTE, Donnie should be pleased  8)
...and it is a race to reach 30,000 posts/replies first!

...and it is a race to reach 30,000 posts/replies first!



http://www.nobby.de/images/movies/123/ccagtif.jpg

- SmarterChild - says:
i know about liars! they're a person!

http://www.nobby.de/images/movies/123/ccagtif.jpg


Which film is this?

Which film is this?



  It's One, Two, Three - 1961

  Directed by Billy Wilder...

   It's One, Two, Three - 1961

   Directed by Billy Wilder...
Comedy about Coca-Cola's man in West Berlin, who may be fired if he can't keep his American boss's daughter from marrying a Communist.

LOS.

BRAVOS.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Art/ENTERTAINMENT/Projects/06_SummerMovieGuide/Movies/LittleMan.widec.jpg


I saw this movie today. ;D

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Art/ENTERTAINMENT/Projects/06_SummerMovieGuide/Movies/LittleMan.widec.jpg


I saw this movie today. ;D


Was it any good?

Was it any good?



Pretty funny.The Wayans Brothers are a pretty clever team. ;D

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Art/ENTERTAINMENT/Projects/06_SummerMovieGuide/Movies/LittleMan.widec.jpg


I saw this movie today. ;D
Is it a comedy?

Is it a comedy?



Yes It Is.

Yes It Is.
Was it a comedy worth the while, did you laugh?

Was it a comedy worth the while, did you laugh?



It was and it had some toilet humor and low blows to the crotch.  ;D

what to do, what to do,hmmmm let me think.....

It was and it had some toilet humor and low blows to the crotch.  ;D
I think that I may not like it.

what to do, what to do,hmmmm let me think.....
...erm, post a few more?

...erm, post a few more?
that's it!!! I knew I could count on you to help me figure that out Philip  :)

I think that I may not like it.



Do you like slapstick comedy?

Do you like slapstick comedy?
It sounds like a film I saw called "Along Came Polly" and that was truly dire.

I have had enough for the night now, cheerio and goodnight.

Chat Room Occupants
Bum Stink,  Guest 1007,  Guest 1300,  Guest 1335,  Guest 5829,  Guest 7972,  Guest 8258,  Leak Taker,  Poop Pants,  Stinky Bum,  Wiz Kid


Wtf's up with the names of the people in the chatroom? I'd go in and find out, but.. I really don't want to be a part of that lineup. :P


I don't know why I thought of this, but it still makes me laugh ;D

I went in there once, and that Bum Stink dude was telling me about the last dump he took, then he was telling me to go to hell

I don't know why I thought of this, but it still makes me laugh ;D

I went in there once, and that Bum Stink dude was telling me about the last dump he took, then he was telling me to go to hell
That is the knid of information I do not wish to know.

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that's great http://www.net.dialog.dk/~mikael_lemberg/bennyhill.jpg

that's great http://www.net.dialog.dk/~mikael_lemberg/bennyhill.jpg
Great picture too!

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499 behind, its getting better!

Great picture too!
I agree, I've looked high and low, and it's the best I've seen yet. that's your countryman  8)

I agree, I've looked high and low, and it's the best I've seen yet. that's your countryman  8)
Yes, Benny Hill, now sadly departed several years back.

I posted almost 200 times yesterday.

I posted almost 200 times yesterday.
wow, that's sick.  ;D  just kidding,  nice work, keeping us at the 849 #

wow, that's sick.  ;D  just kidding,  nice work, keeping us at the 849 #



It's not easy combining quality posts with good old-fashioned postwhoring.

It's not easy combining quality posts with good old-fashioned postwhoring.
it's a rare gift, it is. and you've got it.

I posted almost 200 times yesterday.
200, chicken feed!

wow, that's sick.   ;D  just kidding,  nice work, keeping us at the 849 #
All contributions will do well.

All contributions will do well.
indeed they do and her 200 is like contributions from 6 users. she wailed !!

That is my lot for the while, I do have to go now.

mugg  03:46:41 AM Unknown Action




Hmmmmm.

mugg  03:46:41 AM Unknown Action




Hmmmmm.


Arcade?

Arcade?
After a long time, I ended up in The Arcade yesterday.

u know i'm going to be asking this all the time, but how close are we to making this the true longest thread ever?

u know i'm going to be asking this all the time, but how close are we to making this the true longest thread ever?


Well given that it is not even the longest thread we have on this board it could be a long time.

Well given that it is not even the longest thread we have on this board it could be a long time.


but we're working on it!

but we're working on it!


Apart from everyone who posts in Link The Songs instead of in here

but we're working on it!
Step by step, post by post.

Step by step, post by post.


Reminded me of

Course by course, one by one!
Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up!
But for now, let's eat up!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please be our guest!

I'd imagine it's quite close now, right?

Nearly 2000 pages.

Reminded me of

Course by course, one by one!
Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up!
But for now, let's eat up!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Please be our guest!


I was thinking of Charge of the Light Brigade by Alfred Tennyson.

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

I'd imagine it's quite close now, right?

Nearly 2000 pages.
A little bit more to go.

I was thinking of Charge of the Light Brigade by Alfred Tennyson.

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.


I'll take your life but you'll take mine too.
You fire your musket but I'll run you through.
So as you're waiting for the next attack.
You better stand there's no turning back.
The bugle sounds the charge begins.
But on this battle field no one wins.
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath.
As I plunge on in to certain death.

I'll take your life but you'll take mine too.
You fire your musket but I'll run you through.
So as you're waiting for the next attack.
You better stand there's no turning back.
The bugle sounds the charge begins.
But on this battle field no one wins.
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath.
As I plunge on in to certain death.


Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'


The horse he sweats with fear, we break to run.
The mighty roar of the Russian guns.
And as we race toward the human wall.
The screams of pain as my comrades fall.
We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground.
And the russians fire another round.
We get so near yet to far away.
We won't live to fight another day!

We get so close near enough to fight.
When a Russian gets me in his sights.
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow.
A burst of rounds takes my horse below.
And as I lay there gazeing at the sky.
My body's numb and my throat is dry.
And as I lay forgotten and alone.
Without a tear I draw my parting groan.

Jeebus... It's been around 110 degrees all last week! :(

Jeebus... It's been around 110 degrees all last week! :(
It has been pretty hot here too!

SINEP!

"We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight on the seas and oceans; we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the inthe00s, will carry on the struggle until in God's good time the Messageboard World with all its power and might, sets forth to the liberation and rescue of the Old."

"We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight on the seas and oceans; we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the inthe00s, will carry on the struggle until in God's good time the Messageboard World with all its power and might, sets forth to the liberation and rescue of the Old."


There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble weve got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheelblocks theres no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before its too late.

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live. aces high.

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again.

Bandits at 8 oclock move in behind us
Ten me-109s out of the sun
Ascending and turning our spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them I press down my guns

Listen and listen carefully. Though this message will be looped every hour, it is best to listen and take measures as soon as possible. This message goes to everyone within 100 miles of the city of Berlin.

I have come into possession of important information, information that may well save your life if you obey the warning. In 3 days, the fog over Berlin is going to dissipate. Immediately after the fog clears, a certain number of buildings will collapse. We are not sure on a number, but we know that it is a decisive amount of structural collapses, and it will be enough to be noticed by all residents, I'm told. If you choose to remain in the city, do not stay in any buildings, particulalry not smaller ones such as homes. These are most likely to cave in.

After the buildings cave in, there will be an unusually hot day. After one day of heat, many will lose their minds. The more immature the mind, the more likely it will be lost. Children will be first, followed by the mentally retarded and the emotionally unstable. They will begin to attempt to kill all that remain sane. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT try to reason with them. DO NOT TRY TO REASON WITH THEM. They will not understand you. They will try to kill you regardless of what you say or do. They will not stop. They will not sleep. They will spend every moment tracking down the sane to kill. If you are approached, kill your attacker, and make sure they are dead. MAKE SURE THEY ARE DEAD.

After one day of killing, it will snow about a foot and then rain two to three inches. The rain will freeze over the snow. Leaving the city at this point will be next to impossible. If you choose to wait this long, you can not leave until it is done.

The next day, there will be another heat wave. The snow will melt. There will be one day of peace.. however, minor flooding will make most roads unusable. You will not be able to leave the city.

The next day, there will be several incendiary explosions. There will be a fire. Then another fire. And the fires will unify into one fire which will consume all of Berlin. Berlin will be totally and utterly destroyed. Nothing will be left. Everyone will be dead.

There is only one course of action to take to avoid certain death. You must leave the city now. Do not try to take anything with you, do not try to endure the tragedies. You will not live, you will not endure, you will die. You must leave Berlin immediately. LEAVE NOW.

This message will loop in 5.... 4.... 3.... 2...

Ging  gang  gooly gooly gooly gooly watcher
ging gang goo  ging gang goo

Why is it that I can get a Hockey jersey, dress up like my favourite Hockey player, and skate around pretending like I am him, yet when I wanna dress up like a police officer, and detain a couple of hooker's for questioning, then I am in violation?

Jeebus... It's been around 110 degrees all last week! :(


I know..we're all making an incredible fuss about the heatwave in the UK just now, I think the last time we had temps like this was 1976 so we're not used to it, unfortunately.  



it makes my head feel like this ---->>> http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/all.gif

You can't be loved, for there is no true love.

I know..we're all making an incredible fuss about the heatwave in the UK just now, I think the last time we had temps like this was 1976 so we're not used to it, unfortunately. 



it makes my head feel like this ---->>> http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/all.gif


Exactly.

To be fair.. it was in the 100's in St. Louis before I left.. but we had air conditioning. As do most people in the United States (at least those who can afford an internet connection and visit this forum). Whereas in the UK 99% of people don't have air conditioning. Thus.. the 100 degrees of London hurts a lot more than the 110 in California.

Ging  gang  gooly gooly gooly gooly watcher
ging gang goo  ging gang goo
Scaffold?

I know..we're all making an incredible fuss about the heatwave in the UK just now, I think the last time we had temps like this was 1976 so we're not used to it, unfortunately.  



it makes my head feel like this ---->>> http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/all.gif
Are the temperatures per 1976 day available for analyse anywhere?

Exactly.

...the 100 degrees of London hurts a lot more than the 110 in California.
...because we are use to the cold more.

Scaffold?


No, the Girl Guides and Boy Scouts campfire song    ;D

No, the Girl Guides and Boy Scouts campfire song    ;D
Of course, I know that.

I am trying to trace a Gin Gan Goolie version by The Rutles

Iiiiiiiiiiiii Will Eeeeeat Yourrr Soulllllllllllllllllllll!!!

I still have not found what I am looking for.

Out of all things that I lost, I miss my mind the most.





Cat

43% of all statistics are worthless.

I still have not found what I am looking for.



What are you looking for?

43% of all statistics are worthless.



Actually, it's 43.6%.

Actually, it's 43.6%.
DRats!

Every now and again you just gotta say, "What the f***"




Cat

Every now and again you just gotta say, "What the f***"




Cat


Once In A while

Of course, I know that.

I am trying to trace a Gin Gan Goolie version by The Rutles


Oh so I added g's where they shouldn't have been?

Ride The Magic Bus

Are the temperatures per 1976 day available for analyse anywhere?


I wonder?? bet those stats must be somewhere on the net. 1976 was a great Summer

You say you're still in love
If it's true, what can be done?

You say you're still in love
If it's true, what can be done?




It's hard to leave all these moments behind

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Go Shizumaru!

I'll take what I'm handed.. wether it's damned or if it's good.

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember how that music used to make me smile.  8)

And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while......

But Feburary made me shiver...
With ever paper I'd deliver...
Bad news on the doorstep,
I couldn't take one more step.

I can't remember if i cried when I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside, the day the music died.

So bye bye Miss American Pie
Drove your Chevy to the levee
Now the levee is dry
And good ol' boys are drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in god above,
If the bible tells you so?

Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him,
'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym,
You both kicked off your shoes,
And I dig those rhythmic blues,

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pick-up truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singin'

So bye bye Miss American Pie
Drove your Chevy to the levee
Now the levee is dry
And good ol' boys are drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rolling stone
But, that's not how it used to be

When the jester sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean,
And a voice that came from you and me,

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Party Time, Philip's breaking out the good stuff!!!!!!  8)

Party Time, Philip's breaking out the good stuff!!!!!!  8)
Let us party all day!

Oh and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

And while Lennon read a book on Marx,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark, the day the music died

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off for the fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.

It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast

Now the halftime air was sweet perfume,
While sergeants played a marching tune,
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!

`Cause the players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed, the day the music died?

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again.

So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
'cause fire is the devil's only friend

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan?s spell.

And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singin'

bye bye Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye,

Singing, "This will be the day that I die.
This will be the day that I die."

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away

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I went down to the sacred store
Where I?d heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldn?t play.

And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken

And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast,
The day the music died.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die..........................................................

I am glad the song is over, I can go off to work now, bye!

They were singing....
Bye bye Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.


it aint over yet

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die..........................................................

Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die..........................................................
now it's over. That's a long song  :o 


I am glad the song is over, I can go off to work now, bye!
goodbye Philip & thanks for either enjoying or enduring it

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
I want you.

- SmarterChild - says:
Whoa. You don't mean that, do you?

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
Oh yes.

- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever you say...

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
Do you want me?

- SmarterChild - says:
Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.

Gawd, Sonny Bono was a total hottie back in the day. Before the facial hair.

A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn



Could talk the federation in...
...to maybe cutting us a little slack.
But there response it didn't thrill us,
they locked the doors and tried to kill us...

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
I want you.

- SmarterChild - says:
Whoa. You don't mean that, do you?

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
Oh yes.

- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever you say...

I keep a penis on my head (but never lift my hat!) says:
Do you want me?

- SmarterChild - says:
Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.




- 1st on your List - says:
I want you
- SmarterChild - says:
What? I'm scandalized.
- 1st on your List - says:
Oh, no
- SmarterChild - says:
k.

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- 1st on your List - says:
Do you want me?
- SmarterChild - says:
um... i'm afraid i don't c how that would work out.

wEsToN mAyEr!1!1!

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling..

Let the children lose it, let all the children use it... Then all the children boogie.

Gay Orgy At My House

Wait wait.

Or is it "Daft Punk Is Playing" at...hmm. Daft Punk, gay orgies...it's a thin line, really.

Gawd, Sonny Bono was a total hottie back in the day. Before the facial hair.
Sonny was totally cool, he was funny/hilarious and seemed to love being the butt of Cher's insults. They were a great singing duo, if you get a chance to watch their variety hour from the 60's you'd love it.  8)

Could talk the federation in...
...to maybe cutting us a little slack.
But there response it didn't thrill us,
they locked the doors and tried to kill us...


We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene

wEsToN mAyEr!1!1!
Weston super Mare?

'We just haven't got a clue WHAT to do!!'

I am just posting in the moonlight!

So I said "Do you know Mr. Wall?"
And they smiled at me, and just looked away.

Then the police came, and they said it was me.
But I just walked away.

So I said "Do you know Mr. Wall?"
And they smiled at me, and just looked away.

Then the police came, and they said it was me.
But I just walked away.


I would walk away!

I would walk away!


Hence why the narrator did.

Hence why the narrator did.
The narrator has good taste.

Hence why the narrator did.


He did because Philip Eno would've?

He went and I went
And oh my god, I'm so embarrassed I could just scream!
I swear I'll never talk to you again as long as I live

Buffy's pregnant
Plan a future
We'll fit the class
We'll go and debate it on who has the nicest ass
Spread her mind games
Gurgle words
We are all the same
Flies on a turd

Clone
Clone
Clone

He went and I went
And oh my god, I'm so embarrassed I could just scream!
I swear I'll never talk to you again as long as I live

Buffy's pregnant
Plan a future
We'll fit the class
We'll go and debate it on who has the nicest ass
Spread her mind games
Gurgle words
We are all the same
Flies on a turd

Clone
Clone
Clone


Which song is this?

Fee Fi Fo Fum...

Goodnight!

Goodnight!



And Good Luck.

And Good Luck.
I well sleeping very soon.

I well sleeping very soon.



Goodnight once again.

Goodnight once again.
Just reply to some messages before I go.

hey, goodmorning everyone! it's 5:00 p.m. where i be at! (what, don't you ever sleep in? XD)

hey, goodmorning everyone! it's 5:00 p.m. where i be at! (what, don't you ever sleep in? XD)
I will lying down to sleep almost very soon.

'Does anyone know the way - there's GOT to be a way..'

Just reply to some messages before I go.


I just did

'Does anyone know the way - there's GOT to be a way..'
Better beware...

'Does anyone know the way - there's GOT to be a way..'


The way to San Jose?

'Does anyone know the way - there's GOT to be a way..'
You better take care?

Good Night and Good Luck

Good Night and Good Luck
There was more messages than I was expecting.

There was more messages than I was expecting.



Really?

Really?


About ten more, I read most of them and reply tomorrow.

About ten more, I read most of them and reply tomorrow.



You need time to rest

Which song is this?


You've heard Nirvana, right?

Well, this is a song that Kurt recorded at 18, called "Buffy's pregnant". It never became a Nirvana song, though, which is a shame.

'Does anyone know the way - there's GOT to be a way..'
follow the yellow brick road..........

Every day, I get up and pray to John.
And he increases the number of clocks by exactly one.

Auuuuuuu contraire you square
Wash that notion from your hair.