Just type ANY JIBBERISH and let's make the longest Internet thread ever!

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Just type ANY JIBBERISH


Do that normally, don't we...?!!

i like pie

Do that normally, don't we...?!!

LMAO!!    ;D Right you are, Paul!  ;)

i'm raising my post count by one

Parp!

Sorry, just farted.

1750

Chinese food.

I wish Andy was here. We could make it the longest thread ever!  :)

Parp!

Flippin' eck. I blame the chicken kievs.  ;D

so...come here often?

What's your sign?  

so...come here often?


Yeah. You gonna buy me a drink?  ;D

sure. what's your poison?

the more the merrier!

sure. what's your poison?


Heh heh. Er . . . Bailey's, please.  ;D

Heh heh. Er . . . Bailey's, please.  ;D




I hope you are not talking about my granddaughter.



Cat

I hope you are not talking about my granddaughter.


There's a drink called Baileys. Irish Creme type thing - lovely.  :)

There's a drink called Baileys. Irish Creme type thing - lovely.  :)


I know. I'm just teasing you. When Carlos' daughter said that she was going to name her Bailey, his sister asked, "Was that what you were drinking when she was concieved?"  ;) I thought that his other daughter should have named her baby, Kaluha.  :D ;D ;D




Cat

I know. I'm just teasing you. When Carlos' daughter said that she was going to name her Bailey, his sister asked, "Was that what you were drinking when she was concieved?"  ;) I thought that his other daughter should have named her baby, Kaluha.  :D ;D ;D


You worried me then for a second.  ;D

Frackazog!!!

We've got a long way to go. The "Link the Songs" thread on the Games board is up to 1187 pages.

Mmm....Mexican food!

I say 2 million posts!  :D

Here's my 2 cents worth :)

Good morning!

Brings back memories.  Don't you think? 

Brings back memories.  Don't you think? 


Good or bad?

Did you know that women are twice as likely to change financial institutions than men. It's true!  or at least that's what the commercial I just heard on the radio said.

A little something off the top of my head...


Dandruff...

ahem.....you want to drink my family ??? ;D


Don't tell me you have a 'Bailey' your family as well? I don't know, I get into trouble for just mentioning me favourite tipple.  ;)  ;D

BOO!

I wish Andy was here. We could make it the longest thread ever!  :)


Booya!

I'm tired...











.. of sleeping with myself.

Even though i change my exceptionally good sig lines most days.. nobody ever comments.. this disturbes me and forces me to change them again.

I'm tired...











.. of sleeping with myself.


At least you don't have to say 'I Love You' afterwards...!!

;D

I do anyway.

Cus it's true.

I do love me

And there was me thinking you were the 'roll-off-and-sleep' type...!

No siree. I have far too much respect for myself

OOh OOh OOh.. I'm going hunting on Saturday lady's and Gents

OOh OOh OOh.. I'm going hunting on Saturday lady's and Gents


hunting for what?

Fox hunting.

It's being banned on friday.. see where this is going

I'm sure you'll look quite fetching in that dog costume, Andy...!

It's very hard not to dignify it with an answer.. when i have to post an answer to do this  >:(

What's new, pussycat?

Woooo...oooh...ooohh.ooo..woooah...!!

^LOL!  ;D

I was just waitin' on somebody to say that!

:)


.... elaboration?

^LOL!  ;D

I was just waitin' on somebody to say that!


I wasn't singing along, Karen...

I just dropped a dirty great book on my foot...!!

It's very hard not to dignify it with an answer.. when i have to post an answer to do this  >:(


Sorry lad, it obviously means a lot to you...

So whereabouts you 'tally-ho'-ing, then?

Sorry lad, it obviously means a lot to you...

So whereabouts you 'tally-ho'-ing, then?


Aye, the main leicestershire hunt. Although my poor horsey has a bad back so i will be going down.. essentially to.. well.. let's not beat around the bush... for trouble  ;D

My cousin is riding my other horse as well, so i am going with her.

It does mean a lot, unless anybody wants me to i won't go in to the argument for controlled foxhunting. But i refuse to allow a government which the majority of people didn't vote for... butt in to our everyday lives and threaten peoples earning methods and way of life.

Anywho, the Headhunters (notorious Chelsea firm) are gonna be there. Tis interesting to see the football lads have come down on the right side. Several firms actually issued statements saying, we don't agree with the government stopping people doing this.. etc etc etc.

I wasn't singing along, Karen...

I just dropped a dirty great book on my foot...!!


Yeah, right!  You expect me to believe that?!  ;D

^ thx for my laugh of the day,Karen & Paul  ;D

Salt, sweat...

Aye, the main leicestershire hunt. Although my poor horsey has a bad back so i will be going down.. essentially to.. well.. let's not beat around the bush... for trouble  ;D

My cousin is riding my other horse as well, so i am going with her.

It does mean a lot, unless anybody wants me to i won't go in to the argument for controlled foxhunting. But i refuse to allow a government which the majority of people didn't vote for... butt in to our everyday lives and threaten peoples earning methods and way of life.

Anywho, the Headhunters (notorious Chelsea firm) are gonna be there. Tis interesting to see the football lads have come down on the right side. Several firms actually issued statements saying, we don't agree with the government stopping people doing this.. etc etc etc.


To each their own...I've never really involved myself with the issue...

But it'll be interesting to see how the law is 'enforced' - several constabularies are openly 'turning a blind eye' to it...

They've probably got better things to do, but I wouldn't be surprised if they nicked you for speeding on the horse...!

Yeah, right!  You expect me to believe that?!  ;D


Well, I was kind of hoping...!

Anyway, I changed my mind today...

The one I've got now is much better...!!

Salt, sweat...


.. Sugar on the asphalt.


To each their own...I've never really involved myself with the issue...

But it'll be interesting to see how the law is 'enforced' - several constabularies are openly 'turning a blind eye' to it...

They've probably got better things to do, but I wouldn't be surprised if they nicked you for speeding on the horse...!


Exactly.
If you want the Pro Hunting schpiel, PM me.. nobody wants it.. AGAIN!

The Leicestershire constabulary will specifically turn a blind eye... we are the hunting county

I'm eating pasta  :)

I'm trying to decide what to eat for breakfast

How about poptarts?  ;D 

^ with a scoop of icecream..what a treat back in the day  :o 8)

Ohh, I loved Danish Go Rounds. I wish they would bring those back. Yummy!  :) 

wonder if they're what we used to call 'Butterhorns'..they were a good time :)

It was exactly like a poptart in taste but it was different. I can't even explain.  :-\\ 

Andy, is this fox-hunt in Leics a kind of protest hunt or something?

It was exactly like a poptart in taste but it was different. I can't even explain.  :-\\ 


ok,not even close to Butterhorns  ;D

How about poptarts?  ;D 


I don't think I've ever eaten one ... in fact I've never ever bought a packet of them !  I have seen them at the supermarket.

A quick, very non-nutritious breakfast! Yum!  ;)

How about poptarts?  ;D 


Let's leave Kylie and Britney out of this...!

Andy, is this fox-hunt in Leics a kind of protest hunt or something?

Nay.. tis normal hunt


I'm the only gay eskimo you know  ::)

Nay.. tis normal hunt

I'm the only gay eskimo you know  ::)


Oh I see.

Heh heh. Well I'm a laaadddyyy.  ;D

Yer, i know.

Yer, i know.


;D

Oh I see.

Heh heh. Well I'm a laaadddyyy.  ;D


;D ;D ;D

I'm the only gay in the village

A quick, very non-nutritious breakfast! Yum!  ;)


My kids will like them then ;) :)

;D ;D ;D

I'm the only gay in the village


Tee hee. That's the way, Jaytee.  ;D

Little Britain is so good.

I'm baaaaaaaacccccckkkkkk   :)  

I'm baaaaaaaacccccckkkkkk  :) 


Ah! She's got an axe!  ;D

BOO!


AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I don't think I've ever eaten one ... in fact I've never ever bought a packet of them ! I have seen them at the supermarket.


You must try them.  Strawberry with the white icing and colored sprinkles are the absolute best.

Is it Friday yet?

You must try them.  Strawberry with the white icing and colored sprinkles are the absolute best.

Those are my favorite!   

I have insomnia. It's 3:54 a.m. and I should be asleep   >:(

Is it Friday yet?


4 more hours.  Can't wait.  Work this week has been loooonngggg. 

I have severe concussion akin to being hit hard with a blunt object, is what the doctor said.

He looked in my eyes, tutted and then looked in my ears and said "Just how hard did you land?"

He said it was similar to if i had been hit with a bat or something.

It's funny IMO.. i can write and type and everything but my speech has become that slurred that my ma keeps asking me to repeat myself.

I am v.impressed with me

Is there a reason for hunting fox other than the sport of it?  A lot of people here are against deer hunting but if you didn't hunt them, they would get over populated and starve to death.  Is it the killing of the animals that people protest? or the way in which it is done?


Oh, and what did you do to your head?

I  like chocolate pop tarts the best.  And what do you mean non nutricious?  They have flour in them, therefore they fall into the bread group.  ::)

I fell headfirst and split my head open.. and as the doc said earlier have severe concussion.

There are many reasons for fox hunting, to me the main ones are..

It keeps the population down, it's more humane than letting the farmers poison them and most importantly the hunt pays the farmers to not cut the hedges down. Many animals live in those hedges and some of them are more than 500years old and have serious historical importance, but because they aren't buildings they are not protected.

I have severe concussion akin to being hit hard with a blunt object, is what the doctor said.

He looked in my eyes, tutted and then looked in my ears and said "Just how hard did you land?"

He said it was similar to if i had been hit with a bat or something.

It's funny IMO.. i can write and type and everything but my speech has become that slurred that my ma keeps asking me to repeat myself.

I am v.impressed with me
 


hope you are feeling better soon

Yup same here

not the longest yet huh..

Uhhmmm........  I got nothin' I'll try again later ::)

BOOM! SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM!

I have severe concussion akin to being hit hard with a blunt object, is what the doctor said.


I had the same thing not so long ago...

This bloke came up to me and said, 'That's a nasty big lump you've got on your nut'

I said, 'Where?'

He said, 'There...!' and pointed it out with a dirty great cosh...!!

(You'll be disappointed to know folks, that there's plenty more of these..!)

He is now dead i assume?

BOOM! SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM!


Tick, tick, tick, tick . . . BOOM!!!!

O.K. I got it, I got it, I got it...

I forgot :-\\

Tick, tick, tick, tick . . . BOOM!!!!


GET UP GET UP GET UP DROP THE BOMBSHELL!

Say what?!

what.

sera

What ever will be, will be.




Cat

the future's not ours to see..

GET UP GET UP GET UP DROP THE BOMBSHELL!


The Fresh Prince is in the house.  ;D

Is that the deleted words from Europe's "Final Countdown"?


Heh heh. Maybe . . .

I used to sing The Final Countdown when I only had about 5 minutes to go in my work-shift. Some of my mates really dug the idea, some . . . thought I was an idiot.  :-[

If a fly had no wings would it be called a walk?

the future's not ours to see..


que sara, sara...


If a fly had no wings would it be called a walk?


A Struggle

You are just jealous because the voices talk to ME!




Cat

Cech
Fererrira
Hofland
Gallas
Nesta
Robben
Aimar
Dalmat
Van der Vaart
Kezman
Mido


^ = *****

This is crazy! :D

Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp(giggle) Qq Rr Ss Tt(giggle) Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz

Robin and I are getting married! NOT! ;D




Howard

Can he listen?
No he won't!
That's all she wrote.
He'll be dead before the daylight shines

Everyone is crazy! ;D


Howard

Everyone is crazy! ;D


That reminds me of a joke:

An inspector was visiting a psychiatric ward and was passing each patient one by one. He saw this one guy sitting up in bed with his right arm inside his pyjamas. The inspector looked at the patient and asked; "Who might you be?"
The patient replied, "Napolean".
The inspector smiled, "And who told you that."
The patient exlaimed, "God".
The guy in the next bed, shot up and said, "I never said such a thing!"

That reminds me of a joke:

An inspector was visiting a psychiatric ward and was passing each patient one by one. He saw this one guy sitting up in bed with his right arm inside his pyjamas. The inspector looked at the patient and asked; "Who might you be?"
The patient replied, "Napolean".
The inspector smiled, "And who told you that."
The patient exlaimed, "God".
The guy in the next bed, shot up and said, "I never said such a thing!"



;D Now,that's crazy!



Howard

I'm hijacking this board.everyone with your hands up. ;D



Howard

That reminds me of a joke:

An inspector was visiting a psychiatric ward and was passing each patient one by one. He saw this one guy sitting up in bed with his right arm inside his pyjamas. The inspector looked at the patient and asked; "Who might you be?"
The patient replied, "Napolean".
The inspector smiled, "And who told you that."
The patient exlaimed, "God".
The guy in the next bed, shot up and said, "I never said such a thing!"


Cute, Bobby!  :)

Cute, Bobby!  :)


;)

Oh no! Howard's hijacking the thread. I'm glad I have a spare pair of undies at the ready - I want to go out with dignity!  :o

;)

Oh no! Howard's hijacking the thread. I'm glad I have a spare pair of undies at the ready - I want to go out with dignity!  :o

Ok, but I have to be home before dinner  ;D 

;)

Oh no! Howard's hijacking the thread. I'm glad I have a spare pair of undies at the ready - I want to go out with dignity!  :o


*shoot* ;D

Howard

Ok, but I have to be home before dinner  ;D 



I'll make you dinner.can of worms and some fried frogs legs.BWHAHA! ;D



Howard

*shoot* ;D


BLLAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! Gurgle "Howard . . . Tell mama . . .  I've . . . been . . . shot. .