Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack.....................???

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack..................... ???
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack..................... ???
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?
5. I need to trim my bush.

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack..................... ???
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?
5. I need to trim my bush.
6. Would you like to do it?

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack..................... ???
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?
5. I need to trim my bush.
6. Would you like to do it?
7. Wanna play ball?

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack.....................
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?
5. I need to trim my bush.
6. Would you like to do it?
7. Wanna play ball?
8.  Don`t forget the caulk.

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack.....................
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?
5. I need to trim my bush.
6. Would you like to do it?
7. Wanna play ball?
8. Don't forget the caulk.
9. I gotta check something real quickly.

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack.....................
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?
5. I need to trim my bush.
6. Would you like to do it?
7. Wanna play ball?
8. Don't forget the caulk.
9. I gotta check something real quickly.
10. Go play with yourself

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack.....................
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?
5. I need to trim my bush.
6. Would you like to do it?
7. Wanna play ball?
8. Don't forget the caulk.
9. I gotta check something real quickly.
10. Go play with yourself
11. Wanna screw!

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack.....................
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?
5. I need to trim my bush.
6. Would you like to do it?
7. Wanna play ball?
8. Don't forget the caulk.
9. I gotta check something real quickly.
10. Go play with yourself
11. Wanna screw!
12. Gonna have to ream this hole

Sentences that aren't dirty unless you think they are {double entendres}

1. Last night I cleaned my carpet.
2. My duty stinks.
3. Show me your crack.....................
4. Would you like your muffin buttered?
5. I need to trim my bush.
6. Would you like to do it?
7. Wanna play ball?
8. Don't forget the caulk.
9. I gotta check something real quickly.
10. Go play with yourself
11. Wanna screw!
12. Gonna have to ream this hole
13. Plug that hole!

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair
5.  Someone Throwing Up.

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair
5.  Someone Throwing Up.
6. Someone on tv getting a worm removed from their brain......YUCK!!

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair
5.  Someone Throwing Up.
6. Someone on tv getting a worm removed from their brain......YUCK!!
7. Twilight. *zing*

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair
5.  Someone Throwing Up.
6. Someone on tv getting a worm removed from their brain......YUCK!!
7. Twilight. *zing*
8. The Girls Next Door

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair
5.  Someone Throwing Up.
6. Someone on tv getting a worm removed from their brain......YUCK!!
7. Twilight. *zing*
8. The Girls Next Door
9. Nosepicker/chewer

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair
5. Someone Throwing Up.
6. Someone on tv getting a worm removed from their brain......YUCK!!
7. Twilight. *zing*
8. The Girls Next Door
9. Nosepicker/chewer
10. several really annoying tv commercials

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair
5. Someone Throwing Up.
6. Someone on tv getting a worm removed from their brain......YUCK!!
7. Twilight. *zing*
8. The Girls Next Door
9. Nosepicker/chewer
10. several really annoying tv commercials
11. The man-pig image Howard posted today

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair
5. Someone Throwing Up.
6. Someone on tv getting a worm removed from their brain......YUCK!!
7. Twilight. *zing*
8. The Girls Next Door
9. Nosepicker/chewer
10. several really annoying tv commercials
11. The man-pig image Howard posted today
12. Octuplet Mom

Things You've Seen, And Wish You hadn't

1. Really Big Roadkill
2. naked parents
3. Someone Elses Naked Parents
4. A friend having an affair
5. Someone Throwing Up.
6. Someone on tv getting a worm removed from their brain......YUCK!!
7. Twilight. *zing*
8. The Girls Next Door
9. Nosepicker/chewer
10. several really annoying tv commercials
11. The man-pig image Howard posted today
12. Octuplet Mom
13.  Extremely large man in a speedo

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1.  Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1.  Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2. No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1.  Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2. No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3. No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals! ::)

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1.  Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2. No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3. No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4"  If you arent good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1.  Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2. No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3. No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4"  If you arent good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.
5. Put your tooth under your pillow and in the morning the tooth will be gone taken by the tooth fairy and she will leave you some money for the tooth

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1.  Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2. No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3. No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4"  If you arent good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.
5. Put your tooth under your pillow and in the morning the tooth will be gone taken by the tooth fairy and she will leave you some money for the tooth
6. Your cooking is great.

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1.  Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2.  No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3.  No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4"  If you arent good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.
5.  Put your tooth under your pillow and in the morning the tooth will be gone taken by the tooth fairy and she will leave you some      money for the tooth
6.  Your cooking is great.
7.  Yes, I did, you were great(roll over go to sleep)

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1.  Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2.  No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3.  No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4"  If you arent good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.
5.  Put your tooth under your pillow and in the morning the tooth will be gone taken by the tooth fairy and she will leave you some      money for the tooth
6.  Your cooking is great.
7.  Yes, I did, you were great(roll over go to sleep)
8. You look great.

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1.  Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2.  No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3.  No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4"  If you arent good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.
5.  Put your tooth under your pillow and in the morning the tooth will be gone taken by the tooth fairy and she will leave you some      money for the tooth
6.  Your cooking is great.
7.  Yes, I did, you were great(roll over go to sleep)
8. You look great.
9.  It's OK if you didn't win, you had fun and thats all that matters

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1. Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2. No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3. No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4. If you aren't good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.
5. Put your tooth under your pillow and in the morning the tooth will be gone taken by the tooth fairy and she will leave you some money for the tooth
6. Your cooking is great.
7. Yes, I did, you were great(roll over go to sleep)
8. You look great.
9. It's OK if you didn't win, you had fun and that's all that matters
10. I'm doing great right now.

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1. Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2. No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3. No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4. If you aren't good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.
5. Put your tooth under your pillow and in the morning the tooth will be gone taken by the tooth fairy and she will leave you some money for the tooth
6. Your cooking is great.
7. Yes, I did, you were great(roll over go to sleep)
8. You look great.
9. It's OK if you didn't win, you had fun and that's all that matters
10. I'm doing great right now.
11. I don't want to go because I don't feel too good.

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1. Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2. No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3. No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4. If you aren't good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.
5. Put your tooth under your pillow and in the morning the tooth will be gone taken by the tooth fairy and she will leave you some money for the tooth
6. Your cooking is great.
7. Yes, I did, you were great(roll over go to sleep)
8. You look great.
9. It's OK if you didn't win, you had fun and that's all that matters
10. I'm doing great right now.
11. I don't want to go because I don't feel too good.
12. Not Tonite Dear, I have a Headache.

Lies That Are OK To Tell

1. Sweetie they don't like you because they're jealous.
2. No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat at all!
3. No, honey, I'm not having an affair eating between meals!
4. If you aren't good, Santa will bring you a lump of coal for Christmas.
5. Put your tooth under your pillow and in the morning the tooth will be gone taken by the tooth fairy and she will leave you some money for the tooth
6. Your cooking is great.
7. Yes, I did, you were great(roll over go to sleep)
8. You look great.
9. It's OK if you didn't win, you had fun and that's all that matters
10. I'm doing great right now.
11. I don't want to go because I don't feel too good.
12. Not Tonite Dear, I have a Headache.
13. You're not getting older, you're getting better

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees
5. Godiva Chocolate

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees
5. Godiva Chocolate
6. Nights On The Town

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees
5. Godiva Chocolate
6. Nights On The Town
7. Expensive Shoes

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees
5. Godiva Chocolate
6. Nights On The Town
7. Expensive Shoes
8. A good steak for supper

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees
5. Godiva Chocolate
6. Nights On The Town
7. Expensive Shoes
8. A good steak for supper
9.  Expensive Face Cream

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees
5. Godiva Chocolate
6. Nights On The Town
7. Expensive Shoes
8. A good steak for supper
9.  Expensive Face Cream
10.Lancome'

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees
5. Godiva Chocolate
6. Nights On The Town
7. Expensive Shoes
8. A good steak for supper
9.  Expensive Face Cream
10.Lancome'
11. Going out to the movie theater

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees
5. Godiva Chocolate
6. Nights On The Town
7. Expensive Shoes
8. A good steak for supper
9.  Expensive Face Cream
10.Lancome'
11. Going out to the movie theater
12. Computer upgrade

Missed Luxuries in Hard Times

1. Estee Lauder
2. Spa Days
3. Daily Newspaper Delivery
4.  $5.00 specialty Coffees
5. Godiva Chocolate
6. Nights On The Town
7. Expensive Shoes
8. A good steak for supper
9.  Expensive Face Cream
10.Lancome'
11. Going out to the movie theater
12. Computer upgrade
13. Car Rides just out for the day looking around and enjoying the scenery


13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1.  John Wayne

13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1.  John Wayne
2.  John Travolta

13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1. John Wayne
2. John Travolta
3. John Cusack

13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1. John Wayne
2. John Travolta
3. John Cusack
4. John Mellencamp

13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1. John Wayne
2. John Travolta
3. John Cusack
4. John Mellencamp
5. John Ritter (RIP)

13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1. John Wayne
2. John Travolta
3. John Cusack
4. John Mellencamp
5. John Ritter (RIP)
6. John Adams (2nd US President)

13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1. John Wayne
2. John Travolta
3. John Cusack
4. John Mellencamp
5. John Ritter (RIP)
6. John Adams (2nd US President)
7. John McCain (losing candidate in the most recent presidential election)

13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1. John Wayne
2. John Travolta
3. John Cusack
4. John Mellencamp
5. John Ritter (RIP)
6. John Adams (2nd US President)
7. John McCain (losing candidate in the most recent presidential election)
8. John Tyler (10th US President)

13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1. John Wayne
2. John Travolta
3. John Cusack
4. John Mellencamp
5. John Ritter
6. John Adams (2nd US President)
7. John McCain (losing candidate in the most recent presidential election)
8. John Tyler (10th US President)
9. John Lennon

13 celebrites or famous people with the first name John

1. John Wayne
2. John Travolta
3. John Cusack
4. John Mellencamp
5. John Ritter
6. John Adams (2nd US President)
7. John McCain (losing candidate in the most recent presidential election)
8. John Tyler (10th US President)
9. John Lennon
10. John Hurt