For me...I have been diagnosed with OCD, and even though I put on a happy face, and most people think I am very bubbly, inside, I am not all that happy.

I don't know

I'm an avid wrestling fan.

For me...I have been diagnosed with OCD, and even though I put on a happy face, and most people think I am very bubbly, inside, I am not all that happy.


I have OCD too, I enjoy mopping the kitchen floor when my parents go to sleep, been doing this for years now.

I have OCD too, I enjoy mopping the kitchen floor when my parents go to sleep, been doing this for years now.


You can come and mop my kitchen floor anytime you want, I detest that chore!  8-P

That I love children and actually can't wait to successfully have one. The key word is sucessfully

You can come and mop my kitchen floor anytime you want, I detest that chore!  8-P


Sure why not.  ;)

That I love children and actually can't wait to successfully have one. The key word is sucessfully



Welcome back, My Friend. Long time, no see!



Cat

I have a weird obsession with checking out the Megan's Law website to see if there are any pervs living near me, and so I can keep an eye out.

redacted, because that would spoil the surprise!

I don't know


that didn't surprise anyone did it? 

You can come and mop my kitchen floor anytime you want, I detest that chore!  8-P

I sometimes detest said chore too, but part of me wants to just get in there and do it because I don't like things to be dirty.

redacted, because that would spoil the surprise!


If there is ever a board get together in Vegas we will all know your secret!

If there is ever a board get together in Vegas we will all know your secret!


What surprised me was just how many results the Google came back with when I did the needful. 

Wait! We can't stop here! This is bat country!

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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the sugar began to take hold...

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We had two bags of candy, seventy-five pellets of sugar cubes, five sheets of high-powered button candy, a saltshaker half-full of sugar, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored punch, soda, lemonade, cupcakes... Also, a quart of ice cream, a quart of yogurt, a case of pie, a pint of raw sugar, and two dozen cookies.

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The only thing that really worried me was the sugar. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a sugar binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this colt? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Mare-nson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we’ll just have to cut his head off and put it in a bed somewhere, ‘cause it goes without saying that we can’t turn him loose. He’d report us at once to some kind of outback Neigh-zi law enforcement agency and they’ll run us down like Diamond-dogs. Celestia, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

Anyways.  I, umm.  I watch that show about ponies.  Which might not surprise anyone here, but it would sure surprise the hell out of my cow orkers.

that I have a good childhood memory.

I used to be a decadeologist.  :-[

That a lot of times I am totally unsure of myself.  :-\\



Cat

that I have a good childhood memory.

As do I! I can even remember the exact dates on which I did certain things.

As do I! I can even remember the exact dates on which I did certain things.


I can try to remember what I used to do 30 years ago.

As do I! I can even remember the exact dates on which I did certain things.

Hahaha lol, I thought I was the only one.

That a lot of times I am totally unsure of myself.  :-\\



Cat



me too

That a lot of times I am totally unsure of myself.  :-\\



Cat


I get that way sometimes.

that I love to clean.

I dunno.

Maybe that I don't like wearing shorts? :-\\ In fact, I don't even have a pair of shorts. I know, shocking! ;D :D

I hate Facebook.  Really hate it.

I hate that I still use it more though.

I'm an avid fan of oldies music.

I'm an avid fan of oldies music.


I am all knowing  ;)

I can try to remember what I used to do 30 years ago.

I don't remember anything about my life in 1982 (I turned 2 that year), but I do have lotsa pictures so I have an idea of what my life was like then.

I don't remember anything about my life in 1982 (I turned 2 that year), but I do have lotsa pictures so I have an idea of what my life was like then.

I can remember only bits and pieces from when I was two, I don't know why my memory is that good.

I can remember only bits and pieces from when I was two, I don't know why my memory is that good.

My earliest specific memory is from May 1984 (I was 3, not quite 4): losing a tooth while eating an ice cream cone at home.

I've got one hell of a right hook. 

I've got one hell of a right hook.


That I can believe.

I have one, too. I hang my towel on it.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Hmmm, that I'm extremely detailed when I give a damn!  ;D

I give water to homeless people.

I don't remember anything about my life in 1982 (I turned 2 that year), but I do have lotsa pictures so I have an idea of what my life was like then.


My memory is pretty good on occasions.

My earliest specific memory is from May 1984 (I was 3, not quite 4): losing a tooth while eating an ice cream cone at home.


I had to get braces in 1984.

I've got one hell of a right hook.


I better stay away from you.  :o

I better stay away from you.  :o

lol ;D

My earliest specific memory is from May 1984 (I was 3, not quite 4): losing a tooth while eating an ice cream cone at home.


Holy, what kind of Ice Cream were you eating?  Chocolate Chip? :D

I give water to homeless people.


That's so beautiful!  :\'( ;D

No seriously, it's nice to hear about the bright and light side of human nature once in a while, we here too much negativity in the news!

Holy, what kind of Ice Cream were you eating?  Chocolate Chip? :D

Probably vanilla. My mom would probably know.

lol ;D


or she might punch me in the twig and berries.  :o

I have a good memory of remembering music.

I've got one hell of a right hook.


Yeah, but I have the reach advantage on you.  :D

Yeah, but I have the reach advantage on you.  :D


Does that mean you'd hold me back by my head while I flail around trying to land just one good one?  ;D

And what makes you think I'd wanna punch you, Al?  You're my good pal!

I come from a very conservative family background, and considered myself conservative for  most of my adult life. For the past 5 years or so I have swung around to the very liberal side in my views.

I care for two special needs people in my life.

I am responsible for the training program at my workplace.

I come from a very conservative family background, and considered myself conservative for  most of my adult life. For the past 5 years or so I have swung around to the very liberal side in my views.

I care for two special needs people in my life.

I am responsible for the training program at my workplace.


What made you change your views?

I have not been diagnosed by a doctor for ADHD. 

I have not been diagnosed by a doctor for ADHD.


I have been diagnosed by a doctor for ADHD.

True.

I have been diagnosed by a doctor for ADHD.

True.


I have been diagnosed with OCD.

I'm a fan of old school porn.

I'm a fan of old school porn.


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http://couchfiresports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/41-ron-jeremy-mustache.jpg


Ron Jeremy is cool I liked him the late 70's and early 80's.

What made you change your views?


Realizing that following a 'party' is not going to meet individual needs.

Realizing that following a 'party' is not going to meet individual needs.


cool          I'm a stupidity hater.  stupid comes from people in both parties.

that whenever I see something dirty I want to clean it.

Realizing that following a 'party' is not going to meet individual needs.


I agree with you there.  I try not to follow party lines either, and vote with my gut.  I tend to vote Democratic, but occasionally I will prefer a Republican candidate.  I voted for John Huntsman both times he ran for governor of Utah.  He is amazing.  I wish he were the Presidential candidate instead of Romney.

I agree with you there.  I try not to follow party lines either, and vote with my gut.  I tend to vote Democratic, but occasionally I will prefer a Republican candidate.  I voted for John Huntsman both times he ran for governor of Utah.  He is amazing.  I wish he were the Presidential candidate instead of Romney.


Agreed.  Like you, I don't follow party lines.  Nationally I tend to lean Republican but locally I tend to lean Democrat.

I'm a fan of old school porn.


Howard

Check out the title of this thread again

Howard

Check out the title of this thread again


I've been dying to say something similar.  ;D

Howard

Check out the title of this thread again


Ok so I guess that wasn't suprising that was more obvious than suprising. ::)

I've been dying to say something similar.  ;D



You and me, both.


Cat

I can figure out exactly how many days it has been since something occurred.

I can figure out exactly how many days it has been since something occurred.


Wow.  How??

Wow.  How??

My math skills.

My math skills.


Do you keep some kind of daily journal or something?

guess how good my math is

My math skills.


Wow quite amazing. :o

My math skills.


Well, technically anyone can do that if they take the time to sit down and figure it out.  I thought maybe you could do it in your head or something...

Well, technically anyone can do that if they take the time to sit down and figure it out.  I thought maybe you could do it in your head or something...

I can. I can do lots of complicated math in my head.

I can. I can do lots of complicated math in my head.


Ok, now that is impressive. 

I can. I can do lots of complicated math in my head.


Now, this would be a great skill to have! Instead of lots of random bits of useless trivia like I have in my head.  :D

I can. I can do lots of complicated math in my head.


Like Little Man Tate?  :o

Now, this would be a great skill to have! Instead of lots of random bits of useless trivia like I have in my head.  :D

I can relate. I have lots of random bits of useless trivia in my head too... such as things that occurred on this date in years past that still stick in my mind.

Like Little Man Tate?  :o



Or Rainman.


Cat

Or Rainman.


Cat


That was my first thought

I can. I can do lots of complicated math in my head.



even the hardest math?

I can relate. I have lots of random bits of useless trivia in my head too... such as things that occurred on this date in years past that still stick in my mind.


excellent. ;)

....I really don't mind having gritty sand in my mouth.  ;D

I can relate. I have lots of random bits of useless trivia in my head too... such as things that occurred on this date in years past that still stick in my mind.


Marilu Henner (who used to play on Taxi) has the same ability.  No matter what day you mention, she can tell you what she was doing.  It's a skill that's a little foreign to me, since I rarely remember what happened last week, let alone a random day 30 years ago.  :-\\

I guess that's why I'm useless at decadeology.  :D

Not a whole heck of alot, I think I'm pretty much who I portray myself as on here.  I'm alot more quiet offline then online.  I really hate to talk, but to type?.... just try to stop me.  :P

Marilu Henner (who used to play on Taxi) has the same ability.  No matter what day you mention, she can tell you what she was doing.  It's a skill that's a little foreign to me, since I rarely remember what happened last week, let alone a random day 30 years ago.  :-\\

I guess that's why I'm useless at decadeology.  :D

Not a whole heck of alot, I think I'm pretty much who I portray myself as on here.  I'm alot more quiet offline then online.  I really hate to talk, but to type?.... just try to stop me.  :P


Actually I'm dying to meet her again so I can test her skills  :D

Actually I'm dying to meet her again so I can test her skills  :D


The thing is, and maybe I'm just a skeptic... but she could say any damn thing she wants (i. e. yeah I was losing my virginity the night they landed on the moon), who is gonna do the research to prove her wrong? 

I saw an interview once where she said that about the moon landing.  ;D

Marilu Henner (who used to play on Taxi) has the same ability.  No matter what day you mention, she can tell you what she was doing.  It's a skill that's a little foreign to me, since I rarely remember what happened last week, let alone a random day 30 years ago.  :-\\

Oh yes, I've seen her do that on TV; she's appeared on the Today Show and CBS This Morning to talk about it. I think she also knows what day of the week it is... a talent that I have had since I was 8. :D




I guess that's why I'm useless at decadeology.  :D

You and me both. ;)




Not a whole heck of alot, I think I'm pretty much who I portray myself as on here.  I'm alot more quiet offline then online.  I really hate to talk, but to type?.... just try to stop me.  :P

I am quite talkative myself, depending on circumstances...but if I'm around other people, then I will want to socialize in one way or another. As for typing, I'm really good at it (better than I was 15 years ago when I took my typing class), since I do it pretty much on a daily basis.

The thing is, and maybe I'm just a skeptic... but she could say any damn thing she wants (i. e. yeah I was losing my virginity the night they landed on the moon), who is gonna do the research to prove her wrong? 

I saw an interview once where she said that about the moon landing.  ;D


Lol. That's the other reason I wanna test her. If its like Unforgetable (which she's a producer or consultant and an inspiration for) then she should totally remember meeting me a few years ago. I wonder how many people do that to her? If it happens I'll let you know if she gets it right

....I really don't mind having gritty sand in my mouth.  ;D


are you kidding me? why is that?

Marilu Henner (who used to play on Taxi) has the same ability.  No matter what day you mention, she can tell you what she was doing.  It's a skill that's a little foreign to me, since I rarely remember what happened last week, let alone a random day 30 years ago.

I can barely remember what I was doing 10 20 or even 30 years ago but if I can concentrate real hard I could tell you.

....I really don't mind having gritty sand in my mouth.  ;D


I'm guessing that it's only under certain circumstances though, like... oh I dunno... a relaxing vacation with nice weather on a beach.  If you had to just walk around with sand in your mouth every day in cold Pennsylvania, it would be rather bothersome.  I'm thinking anyway.  I might be wrong.  ;) ;D

I have E.S.P. and can tell what people are thinking without really knowing it.

Example:  We had a bunch of people over for dinner (a Chinese dish). As we had just sat down and everyone was digging in, I realized that the soy sauce wasn't on the table (something that I don't usually use). When I put it on the table, one of our guest said, "I was just thinking of that." My youngest step-daughter (who was there at the time) said, "I really hate when she does that."

Sometimes I can tell who is calling when the phone rings-before looking at the Caller I.D. There have been several times when I will call someone and they will say, "I was just thinking about you."


Cat

I have E.S.P. and can tell what people are thinking without really knowing it.

Example:  We had a bunch of people over for dinner (a Chinese dish). As we had just sat down and everyone was digging in, I realized that the soy sauce wasn't on the table (something that I don't usually use). When I put it on the table, one of our guest said, "I was just thinking of that." My youngest step-daughter (who was there at the time) said, "I really hate when she does that."

Sometimes I can tell who is calling when the phone rings-before looking at the Caller I.D. There have been several times when I will call someone and they will say, "I was just thinking about you."


Cat


Wow that is excellent. Do you know what I'm thinking about right now?  :D

Wow that is excellent. Do you know what I'm thinking about right now?  :D


Odds:

69% porn
6% Pathmark
5% the weather
4% stupid customers & fast drivers
4% oldies music
4% food
3% people on the bus
2% wrestling
1% Rodney
1% play station 3
1% mopping

Odds:

69% porn
6% Pathmark
5% the weather
4% stupid customers & fast drivers
4% oldies music
4% food
3% people on the bus
2% wrestling
1% Rodney
1% play station 3
1% mopping


DAMN! you're good. :o

Wow that is excellent. Do you know what I'm thinking about right now?  :D



Odds:

69% porn
6% Pathmark
5% the weather
4% stupid customers & fast drivers
4% oldies music
4% food
3% people on the bus
2% wrestling
1% Rodney
1% play station 3
1% mopping




You beat me to it.  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Cat

are you kidding me? why is that?

Dunno...maybe the texture?  ???

Dunno...maybe the texture?  ???


I mind having sand in my mouth, just never swallow it.  8-P

I mind having sand in my mouth, just never swallow it.  8-P


It's fun to chew on...nice and gritty!  ;D

I like hot guys

I like hot guys



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Cat

yep that's one

It's fun to chew on...nice and gritty!  ;D



sick freak!  :P ::)

sick freak!  :P ::)


I almost just spit Diet Coke all over the computer.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

sick freak!  :P ::)


What? You don't like to eat non-food items? ???

What? You don't like to eat non-food items? ???


Here go hell come  :D

What? You don't like to eat non-food items? ???

I for one certainly don't.

What? You don't like to eat non-food items? ???


but sand isn't one of them.  8-P

but sand isn't one of them.  8-P



If not sand...then what??  ???

If not sand...then what??  ???



I stand by my original comment!


Here go hell come  :D

I stand by my original comment!


;D

If not sand...then what??  ???



I used to play with dirt and eat it when I was a little kid. didn't know any better.

I used to play with dirt and eat it when I was a little kid. didn't know any better.


We all had those moments. I was actually quite a fan of paste when I was young.  :D

We all had those moments. I was actually quite a fan of paste when I was young.  :D


I used to eat crayons and chapstick.

I used to eat crayons and chapstick.


oohhhh.....chapstick, yes, me too!  :D

I used to eat crayons and chapstick.


Freak!!!

Freak!!!


Well, now that I think about it, I never actually ATE the crayons.  I would just taste them.  I thought the pretty colors should taste as good as they looked.  They never did though, and I always ended up spitting them out.  But I ate all kinds of chapstick.  My sisters used to get so mad at me because it was always theirs.  ;D

Well, now that I think about it, I never actually ATE the crayons.  I would just taste them.  I thought the pretty colors should taste as good as they looked.  They never did though, and I always ended up spitting them out. But I ate all kinds of chapstick. My sisters used to get so mad at me because it was always theirs.  ;D



SUPER FREAK!!!

SUPER FREAK!!!


Don't knock it til you try it, sis!

SUPER FREAK!!!



Don't say that. It reminds me of a certain former member.



Cat

Don't say that. It reminds me of a certain former member.



Cat


I have no idea who you're talking about...



Don't knock it til you try it, sis!


I'll pass!

I have no idea who you're talking about...



Before your time.

Before your time.


I hate that these boards existed without me.  >:(

That I have OCD, and can't do things like: sit on the inside of a booth in a restaurant (I OBSESS over crumbs), can't sit in someone's backseat, unless it is spotless, can't take the garbage out without wearing disposable gloves,  it even got so bad that I was only using plastic silverware and paper plates...IN MY OWN HOUSE. Crazy stuff!  :o

We all had those moments. I was actually quite a fan of paste when I was young.  :D


I loved to sniff paste. :P

I used to eat crayons and chapstick.


was it the flavored chapstick?

Don't knock it til you try it, sis!



sounds delicious. what harm will it do? It's only wax.

That I have OCD, and can't do things like: sit on the inside of a booth in a restaurant (I OBSESS over crumbs), can't sit in someone's backseat, unless it is spotless, can't take the garbage out without wearing disposable gloves,  it even got so bad that I was only using plastic silverware and paper plates...IN MY OWN HOUSE. Crazy stuff!  :o



I have OCD too. I obsess over dirtyness and always wanting things clean and my Mother yells at me to stop mopping the floor at night.

I have OCD too. I obsess over dirtyness and always wanting things clean and my Mother yells at me to stop mopping the floor at night.


Like I said before, you can always feel free to come over to my house and mop the floor! lol

SUPER FREAK!!!


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Rick James is kinda glad this was only 16 seconds long, but I'm crossing it off the list anyways.

Like I said before, you can always feel free to come over to my house and mop the floor! lol


pay me first!  :P

was it the flavored chapstick?


Yes, definitely.  Or Bonne Belle lipsmackers.  Those are the best!

Yes, definitely.  Or Bonne Belle lipsmackers.  Those are the best!


Actually, those were great! If I had to eat a lip product, that would be it.

Much better than, say, Blistex.  8-P

I have OCD too. I obsess over dirtyness and always wanting things clean and my Mother yells at me to stop mopping the floor at night.

I don't like floors/surfaces to be dirty either, but I don't always have time to clean them right away. However, I can understand your not wanting things to be dirty, as the dirtyness can sometimes get me sick.

Yes, definitely.  Or Bonne Belle lipsmackers.  Those are the best!


The Cherry or Strawberry ones smell really good I feel like eating them myself.

I don't like floors/surfaces to be dirty either, but I don't always have time to clean them right away. However, I can understand your not wanting things to be dirty, as the dirtyness can sometimes get me sick.


like in Pathmark they always see me cleaning the coffee spot table almost every day.

I've liked the red for a long time and I'll prove it  http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/gilbertandsullivan120.shtml

Yes, definitely.  Or Bonne Belle lipsmackers.  Those are the best!


I used to love the Bonne Belle lipsmackers.  I had the butterscotch flavor.  It was very thick and sticky though.  When I kissed my boyfriend goodbye in the hall when we'd go to our classes, we'd stick together a bit longer then actually intended.  That stuff was like tasty glue.  I'd end up licking it off  my lips.  ;D

That I have a favorite pony from My Little Pony: Twinkle Wish Adventure, which is from generation 3.5, the gen that is hated by most of the Brony fandom.

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x361/MLP-Step/flutter1090.jpg

Here she is, Flitter Flutter, drawn in gen 4 style.

I never posted in this thread yet

I like watching snooker.

I like Snow White.....erm...OK...let me try something different....

I enjoy gardening.

I like Snow White.....erm...OK...let me try something different....

I enjoy gardening.



Really? You like Snow White? I would have never guessed.  ;)



Cat

Really? You like Snow White? I would have never guessed.  ;)



Cat


I was being this:

http://www.recareered.com/files/2011/08/Captain-Obvious-Creative-Commons.jpg

That I am very introverted in real life, almost to the point of it being scary, that there were events in my past that traumatized me, and I am far more trusting online than IRL.

That I am very introverted in real life, almost to the point of it being scary, that there were events in my past that traumatized me, and I am far more trusting online than IRL.


Thanks for sharing that. I know it isn't easy. I am also super introverted, and it's much easier talking to people online than IRL...maybe coz many events traumatized me when I was young too? Not sure.

I was being this:

http://www.recareered.com/files/2011/08/Captain-Obvious-Creative-Commons.jpg



No! Really?  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D




That I am very introverted in real life, almost to the point of it being scary, that there were events in my past that traumatized me, and I am far more trusting online than IRL.



Thanks for sharing that. I know it isn't easy. I am also super introverted, and it's much easier talking to people online than IRL...maybe coz many events traumatized me when I was young too? Not sure.



For the most part, I'm pretty open but there are some things that it takes me a while before I will tell people.



Like I had a sex change :D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

No! Really?  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D


For the most part, I'm pretty open but there are some things that it takes me a while before I will tell people.


Like I had a sex change :D ;D ;D ;D


I only saw that bottom bit because I am quoting you, haha.

Well...There was that time you told me about the encounter you had with three men, a horse and a bucket of chicken korma...

*awkward moment*

Heh heh.  ;) ;D

I am pretty straight-forward, heart mostly on my sleeve. I do keep myself guarded when I feel vulnerable but that is nothing out of the ordinary. :)

Oh another surprising fact: When I was little on sport's day I accidentally ran with the girls in their race. When they finally got me ready for running with the lads, I came last because my pump came off.  ::) ;D

I only saw that bottom bit because I am quoting you, haha.

Well...There was that time you told me about the encounter you had with three men, a horse and a bucket of chicken korma...

*awkward moment*

Heh heh.  ;) ;D





Oh man. I told you not to tell anyone about that.  ;) :D :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Oh man. I told you not to tell anyone about that.  ;) :D :D ;D ;D ;D


I'm sorry about that, Cat. I was sadly being too open with my heart on my sleeve...

Did you have any chicken korma left...and did that horse survive the vets afterwards?  ;D

I like watching snooker.


Don't you mean watching Snooki?  ;D ;)

I'm sorry about that, Cat. I was sadly being too open with my heart on my sleeve...

Did you have any chicken korma left...and did that horse survive the vets afterwards?  ;D



Nope, between the horse and those 3 guys... :D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Luckily, the horse did survive and is now living in retirement on a ranch out in Montana.




Cat

I shave every day to keep that babyface facade.

Don't you mean watching Snooki?  ;D ;)


Snooki? I only vaguely know about her because she supposedly featured in a Wrestlemania.



Nope, between the horse and those 3 guys... :D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Luckily, the horse did survive and is now living in retirement on a ranch out in Montana.


;D

I've missed you, Cat.


I shave every day to keep that babyface facade.


Do you moisturise as well, Howard?

There are pictures of my johnson on the Internet.

Snooki? I only vaguely know about her because she supposedly featured in a Wrestlemania.


and that was her ONLY Wrestlemania and it stunk, she got booed in and out the building!

Do you moisturise as well, Howard?

No, only Noxema.

There are pictures of my johnson on the Internet.


;D

There are pictures of my johnson on the Internet.


Did someone play a prank on you Mr.Smart?


and that was her ONLY Wrestlemania and it stunk, she got booed in and out the building!

Good. Non-wrestlers have no right ever being in a wrestling match...At a push they can be special referees if they are legitimate hard people (Ken Shamrock at Wrestlemania 13 - Though he did become a decent WWF wrestler shortly afterwards).

No, only Noxema.

What is Noxema?

What is Noxema?


http://www.untrainedhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Noxzema.jpg

http://www.untrainedhousewife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Noxzema.jpg


I use it sometimes after a shave, it cools the skin when it's warm.

I use it sometimes after a shave, it cools the skin when it's warm.


Ah right. Very cool. I use Nivea post balm stuff which I guess does something similar. :)

Ah right. Very cool. I use Nivea post balm stuff which I guess does something similar. :)


Noxema has a fragrance for a nice sweet smelling face.

That I am ordained with Universal Ministries, and am a wedding and handfasting officiant.  :) But I am certainly not..erm..traditionally ordained.  ;D

That I am ordained with Universal Ministries, and am a wedding and handfasting officiant.  :) But I am certainly not..erm..traditionally ordained.  ;D



Carlos & I were handfasted when we were married.  :)  We literally tied the knot.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Carlos & I were handfasted when we were married.  :)  We literally tied the knot.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


Handfastings are the most beautiful ceremonies in my opinion.  :) I saw your pictures in one of the pics threads of your handfasting, your ceremony looked like it was wonderful!

I was goaded into a thong contest at club when I was 22. I lost because my competitors shook their their thongs harder-as they flung them out into the audience.

No way jose. I wasn't going THERE.

I was goaded into a thong contest at club when I was 22. I lost because my competitors shook their their thongs harder-as they flung them out into the audience.

No way jose. I wasn't going THERE.


;D Oh Man!

There are pictures of my johnson on the Internet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3OWJ53rHE

Did someone play a prank on you Mr.Smart?



Eh, shaddap a-you face! I posta da pictures myself! 

I was on an adult dating website and um events transpired and my membership expired and I never deleted the pics. BUT this is tell, not show & tell, and I solemnly swear it will remain so.
:-X :-X :-X

Eh, shaddap a-you face! I posta da pictures myself! 

Haha, it didn't mean to come out like that. It never occurred to me that people intentionally do display their genitals on the internet. I'm naive me...but happy.  ;D

I was on an adult dating website and um events transpired and my membership expired and I never deleted the pics. BUT this is tell, not show & tell, and I solemnly swear it will remain so.
:-X :-X :-X

I applaud your discretion, MaxwellSmart. My sister showed me a photo of her on-off boyfriend's penis on her phone. Lucky I wasn't eating sausage at the time...

My sister showed me a photo of her on-off boyfriend's penis on her phone. Lucky I wasn't eating sausage at the time...

or sucking on a straw.

Wonder if that was your sister's way of getting the family approval by showing you the photo.  ;D  "Um...yah...it's looks OK...I guess...that's a close up, right?...uh huh...OK...family approval...you can continue seeing him.."
:D

or sucking on a straw.

Wonder if that was your sister's way of getting the family approval by showing you the photo.  ;D  "Um...yah...it's looks OK...I guess...that's a close up, right?...uh huh...OK...family approval...you can continue seeing him.."
:D


Well...My sister showed me a picture of her previous boyfriend's penis and I said; "He's got to go because his testicles are bigger". She trusts my judgement...  ;D

Well...My sister showed me a picture of her previous boyfriend's penis and I said; "He's got to go because his testicles are bigger". She trusts my judgement...  ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g23GiivXC78

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3OWJ53rHE



;D

Haha, it didn't mean to come out like that. It never occurred to me that people intentionally do display their genitals on the internet. I'm naive me...but happy.  ;D

I applaud your discretion, MaxwellSmart. My sister showed me a photo of her on-off boyfriend's penis on her phone. Lucky I wasn't eating sausage at the time...


Oh Jeez!  ;D

Well...My sister showed me a picture of her previous boyfriend's penis and I said; "He's got to go because his testicles are bigger". She trusts my judgement...  ;D


http://www.penispans.com/page2/files/stacks_image_1274.png

Dude, you so have to bake her a cake. (SFW, believe it or not.)

http://www.penispans.com/page2/files/stacks_image_1274.png

Dude, you so have to bake her a cake. (SFW, believe it or not.)


Haha, that reminds me of a joke Foo Bar:

A bloke walks into the pub with a crocodile and the bartender says; "get it out!"
The bloke says; "It's harmless and does tricks."
The bartender says; "Tricks, you barmy sod? Get it out!"
The bloke says; "Calm down, you'll live longer. You haven't seen the trick yet and I'll prove the crocodile is harmless at the same time."
The bloke holds the crocodile's mouth, puts his penis in it, leaves it in there for a couple of minutes, gets a piece of wood out of his back pocket and bangs the crocodile over the head with it. The crocodile flinches but doesn't bite his penis off.
The bartender says; "Bloody hell! You've got some bottle to do something like that."
The bloke said; "I told you it was good. To prove my point further, would anybody in the pub like to try it for £50."
A little old woman comes up to him and says; "I'll try it but don't hit me on the head as f**cking hard as you hit that crocodile."

My sister showed me a photo of her on-off boyfriend's penis on her phone. Lucky I wasn't eating sausage at the time...


A couple years back when my whole family was at my folks' house for Thanksgiving, I ducked into the bathroom and took a massive dump. Before I flushed I whipped out my phone and took a picture of it, and then after I walked out of the bathroom I went over to my brother and said, "Hey, check this out," and handed him my phone.

He said,

Oh Jeez!  ;D

Haha, that reminds me of a joke Foobar:

A bloke walks into the pub with a crocodile and the bartender says; "get it out!"
The bloke says; "It's harmless and does tricks."
The bartender says; "Tricks, you barmy sod? Get it out!"
The bloke says; "Calm down, you'll live longer. You haven't seen the trick yet and I'll prove the crocodile is harmless at the same time."
The bloke holds the crocodile's mouth, puts his penis in it, leaves it in there for a couple of minutes, gets a piece of wood out of his back pocket and bangs the crocodile over the head with it. The crocodile flinches but doesn't bite his penis off.
The bartender says; "Bloody hell! You've got some bottle to do something like that."
The bloke said; "I told you it was good. To prove my point further. Would anybody in the pub like to try it for £50."
A little old woman comes up to him and says; "I'll try it but don't hit me on the head as f**cking hard as you hit that crocodile."


The little old lady hit the nail on the head, or vice versa, or something like that, or bit off more than she can chew or...I just can't get anything right this morning.  :-\\
Nevertheless, Karma #1000 for you!

A couple years back when my whole family was at my folks' house for Thanksgiving, I ducked into the bathroom and took a massive dump. Before I flushed I whipped out my phone and took a picture of it, and then after I walked out of the bathroom I went over to my brother and said, "Hey, check this out," and handed him my phone.

He said,


Haha, get on Al.  ;D

A friend of mine did a similar thing to me at work after he'd been on the toilet. Sadly, the first thing I thought was 'that's pretty impressive.'  ;D

And yes, I actually made Howard cringe. Never thought it could be done...

The little old lady hit the nail on the head, or vice versa, or something like that, or bit off more than she can chew or...I just can't get anything right this morning.  :-\\
Nevertheless, Karma #1000 for you!


Whatever the situation she wouldn't be able to sing Camptown Races doing it (I don't know why I've got Camptown Races in my head, lol).

Wow, I hit 1000. Very nice of you Warped. I'll return the favour to ease your apparent confusion. :)

Whatever the situation she wouldn't be able to sing Camptown Races doing it (I don't know why I've got Camptown Races in my head, lol).


Neither can she whistle "Don't worry, be happy", but she need not worry, he'll be happy.

http://www.penispans.com/page2/files/stacks_image_1274.png

Dude, you so have to bake her a cake. (SFW, believe it or not.)


It's a Cock er.. Croc.  ;D

A couple years back when my whole family was at my folks' house for Thanksgiving, I ducked into the bathroom and took a massive dump. Before I flushed I whipped out my phone and took a picture of it, and then after I walked out of the bathroom I went over to my brother and said, "Hey, check this out," and handed him my phone.

He said,



;D

Neither can she whistle "Don't worry, be happy", but she need not worry, he'll be happy.


Either that or the old lady will get her mouth filled while Bobby McFerrin does sound-effects, lol.


It's a Cock er.. Croc.  ;D


If that was my cock I would go to the STD clinic pretty snappy (ba-doom tish). Definitely a case of gangrene going on there.

Well, it's something I've advised other people against.  It's the double standard.  If somebody hacks in to a secure site and spreads a woman's nude pictures all over the Internet, it's much more damaging.  I suppose if I'm running for governor and somebody recognizes me from that adult dating site, they could leak the pictures and destroy my campaign.  Otherwise, meh.  I'm not too worried about it.  I wouldn't make such pictures available on a text or a non-secure site.  What happens to attractive women is sites will use or sell their images to for promotional material or to pay-sites without permission or compensation.  The don't do that with dudes, unless the dude is exceptionally hot, in which case he's probably in the modeling business anyway!

Well, it's something I've advised other people against.  It's the double standard.  If somebody hacks in to a secure site and spreads a woman's nude pictures all over the Internet, it's much more damaging.  I suppose if I'm running for governor and somebody recognizes me from that adult dating site, they could leak the pictures and destroy my campaign.  Otherwise, meh.  I'm not too worried about it.  I wouldn't make such pictures available on a text or a non-secure site.  What happens to attractive women is sites will use or sell their images to for promotional material or to pay-sites without permission or compensation.  The don't do that with dudes, unless the dude is exceptionally hot, in which case he's probably in the modeling business anyway!



Yes, but could anyone recognize your tallywhacker in, say, a police lineup?

Anyone, that is, besides Ms. Balbricker?  :o
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13446-15084.gif

Yes, but could anyone recognize your tallywhacker in, say, a police lineup?

Anyone, that is, besides Ms. Balbricker?  :o
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13446-15084.gif


That's Maxwell Smart's weenie, I'd know it anywhere.  It's giant and red and spilling goo all over the place! 
This is a picture of his nose, Mrs. Ballbricker!

:-\\

Yes, but could anyone recognize your tallywhacker in, say, a police lineup?

Anyone, that is, besides Ms. Balbricker?  :o
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsP/13446-15084.gif



A Baptist minister, a Catholic priest, & a rabbi went skinny dipping in the woods. After they came out of the water and before they could get their close on, some women from the village came by. The minister & the priest covered their privates with their hands but the rabbi covered his face with his hands. After the women went by the minister & priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face. He said, "In my parish, they know me by my face."



Cat

A Baptist minister, a Catholic priest, & a rabbi went skinny dipping in the woods. After they came out of the water and before they could get their close on, some women from the village came by. The minister & the priest covered their privates with their hands but the rabbi covered his face with his hands. After the women went by the minister & priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face. He said, "In my parish, they know me by my face."


Heh heh, good one, Cat.  ;D

Well, it's something I've advised other people against.  It's the double standard.  If somebody hacks in to a secure site and spreads a woman's nude pictures all over the Internet, it's much more damaging.  I suppose if I'm running for governor and somebody recognizes me from that adult dating site, they could leak the pictures and destroy my campaign.  Otherwise, meh.  I'm not too worried about it.  I wouldn't make such pictures available on a text or a non-secure site.  What happens to attractive women is sites will use or sell their images to for promotional material or to pay-sites without permission or compensation.  The don't do that with dudes, unless the dude is exceptionally hot, in which case he's probably in the modeling business anyway!


They could also get in trouble for doing so.

That I can be quite charming when need be.  I also have a Conservative streak.

- I am really, really shy in person
- I have some very left wing idealogies together with some right wing ideaologies
- I like to turn off all the lights, BLAST Pink Floyd or Early Genesis or Led Zeppelin on my ear phones, sing out loud & and pretend I'm attending one of their concerts.

I can whistle pretty good and I can dance quite...um...erotically.  ;)


Cat

-I'm shy until I get to know someone then I'm a fun person to be around.
-I like watching roller coaster POV videos online but I'm frightend of getting on one IRL.  However, my first ride was when I was 4 and I wasn't scared at all.
-Sometimes I randomly remember something from my childhood and I'm not always doing something that could bring the thought up. 
-I don't have a driver's licence nor do I want one again.
-As a child I was both tomboy and girly girl. 
-I have never been to college and don't plan to, though I wouldn't rule it out.

I can whistle pretty good and I can dance quite...um...erotically.  ;)


Cat


WE DEMAND A YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!  :D

I can whistle pretty good and I can dance quite...um...erotically.  ;)


Cat


:o

great.... now i'm stuck with an image of Howard imagining Cat dancing "...um...erotically." 

WE DEMAND A YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!  :D



OK, I'll create a video of me whistling.


Cat

OK, I'll create a video of me whistling.


Cat


While you dance?

I can whistle pretty good and I can dance quite...um...erotically.  ;)


Cat

My whistling, on the other hand, is not very good at all. :-\\

great.... now i'm stuck with an image of Howard imagining Cat dancing "...um...erotically."


Don't encourage me!  ::)

OK, I'll create a video of me whistling.


Cat


whistle while you work.

My whistling, on the other hand, is not very good at all. :-\\

I can't whistle at all  :(

Whistling annoys the crap out of me....like nails on a chalkboard

I can't whistle at all  :(


I can whistle but not as good.

I can whistle but not as good.


I like to whistle and sometimes I'll whistle during the whole song I hear. In tune of course.

Whistling annoys the crap out of me....like nails on a chalkboard



I am not talking about those high pitched whistles (which I can't do), but whistling to a song. There are certain songs that I can whistle to which I think I can do pretty good-the interludes to the following songs:

-California Dreamin',
-The Boxer
-Nights in White Satin


Cat

I'm usually to busy singing to try whistling.  Maybe I ought to try whistling to something like  turn the page.  Probably wouldn't have enough breath to whistle the music and sing, but I can try it one day.  Freeze frame would be fun to try too.  Here's my answer to not being able to play an instrument.

I am not talking about those high pitched whistles (which I can't do), but whistling to a song. There are certain songs that I can whistle to which I think I can do pretty good-the interludes to the following songs:

-California Dreamin',
-The Boxer
-Nights in White Satin


Cat


I'm talking about whistling period. I really dislike it in all pitches.

Not really 'surprising', just interesting.

-The sound of gongs and the hollow sound of pianos scare me/make me squirm.
-I'm about 65% conservative and 35% crazy and insane!!  :D ;D
-I can't read/concentrate when I don't take my medication for my anxiety.
-The 90s is my second favorite decade, although these days it's equal to my love of the 80s because no matter how much you love something, too much of it makes you sick.
-I clash with my family members a lot these days (not something I'm happy about)! I don't agree with some of their beliefs and quite frankly a lot of them are stubborn (not in a good way).

I like to whistle and sometimes I'll whistle during the whole song I hear. In tune of course.


I can hum it.

-I don't like sleeping with socks on.
-I have to have the fan or radio on when I sleep because I don't like the silence.
-I sleep with the door closed.

- I like to turn off all the lights, BLAST Pink Floyd or Early Genesis or Led Zeppelin on my ear phones, sing out loud & and pretend I'm attending one of their concerts.


I do that minus singing with all my music, currently doing so with New Grass Revival.

I do that minus singing with all my music, currently doing so with New Grass Revival.


It's a great way to listen to music.  ;)

I sing and dance along to music and have since I was a young kid.  However, I don't like dancing in front of anyone but I can sing with my mom and sister in the room  :)

Often times I don't like to sing in public. That's just part of who I am.

I think, so do my family, that I have a nice voice.  But I would get stage fright if I sang in public.

I think, so do my family, that I have a nice voice.  But I would get stage fright if I sang in public.


me too.

I've been complimented more than once on my singing but it has to be the right song. And I have to sing with the song. I can match many pitches (mimicry) but I can't hold a tune, on my own, to save my life.  Yet if there's music playing I will sing every word...I don't care who can hear or where I am. I love to sing  I'm not a fan of karaoke tho. I like to sing a long- not perform

Have you seen the VH1 show where people are secretly filmed while singing in their cars?  I think it was called motor mouth but its a few years old.  It was fun to watch.

Have you seen the VH1 show where people are secretly filmed while singing in their cars?  I think it was called motor mouth but its a few years old.  It was fun to watch.



No I haven't.  ;D


I put on full concerts in my car....complete with air guitar, air drums, rap gestures, a little dancing and some serious vocals!  :D

I cut my wife's hair (but I am no where near being a hairdresser)

That I watch Fox News.  Well ummm since it's only when I visit my parents I guess I have to.

No I haven't.  ;D


I put on full concerts in my car....complete with air guitar, air drums, rap gestures, a little dancing and some serious vocals!  :D


have you put it on youtube?

That I watch Fox News.  Well ummm since it's only when I visit my parents I guess I have to.


You have to pick up your comedy material from somewhere, and they provide lots of that. :D

You have to pick up your comedy material from somewhere, and they provide lots of that. :D


Added bonus, arguing with a grumpy 80 year old who can't remember one minute to the next.  Dad at his most awesome!!

Added bonus, arguing with a grumpy 80 year old who can't remember one minute to the next.  Dad at his most awesome!!


My father is like that sometimes.

My father is like that sometimes.

Which makes them endearing.

have you put it on youtube?


No because I don't have the recording devices to make that possible

I used to bite my nails  :-\\ but now I keep them long, unless they break  ;)

A bit about my family/childhood:

My Mom's Family- I get along with the majority of my relatives but we just don't see each other much.  I adore my grandparents and they helped raise me.  Some of my cousins were my best friends growing up but sadly we don't talk because of the lifestyles they have chosen.  I have one younger sister (by 4 years).  We usually get along.  She's married and loves animals just as much as I do. 

My Father's Family - I don't know any of them.  Those I have met I choose not to speak to.  It's a sad messed up story that I won't get into.  I hadn't been close to my dad since I was young.  He has since passed away.

More Random Facts:
-I can't recall a time when I didn't have a pet. 
-Growing up I would go to the zoo every weekend.
-My favorite kind of gum is 5 Cobalt.
-I'm not a fan of camping and hiking.
-Just seeing a spider on television gives me goosebumps.
-I have never been married but I have been in a several relationships.

-I'm not a fan of camping and hiking.

Neither am I. In fact, I have never camped, due to my family being disinterested in it...and that disinterest has sorta rubbed off on me. I prefer being closer to the coastline.

I don't camp either. I see no benefit to sleeping outside Orr staying anywhere where there is no tv  :D

Yes Sami I could get a camper with a tv like you have but I'd much rather have comfort and access to room service!  ;D


Right or wrong as my next comment may be I always say 'I'm a descendant of runaway slaves. They "camped" so that I would never have to!'  :D

I don't camp either. I see no benefit to sleeping outside Orr staying anywhere where there is no tv  :D

Yes Sami I could get a camper with a tv like you have but I'd much rather have comfort and access to room service!  ;D


Right or wrong as my next comment may be I always say 'I'm a descendant of runaway slaves. They "camped" so that I would never have to!'  :D



I am in a camper with internet. We do have a t.v. but just haven't used it-YET!!



Cat

I am in a camper with internet. We do have a t.v. but just haven't used it-YET!!



Cat





Internet doesn't worry me and I wouldn't last without having the tv on. It'd be n while I was driving. I just personally don't ind campers comfortable. I want real beds, real, full sized bathrooms and room.... Lots & lots of room.

Probably quite a few things, off the top of my head:

-I don't talk to most of my mothers side of the family, the exception being my 2 half brothers (mostly on facebook) and the occasional message to/from my mum.

-I sing, play guitar, keyboard and bass, though I can't read music.

-in almost 28 years, I have had 12 jobs and moved house 17 times (and I'm about to move for the 18th time in a couple of weeks)

loads more lol.

- I do all the shopping, cleaning, laundry, vacuuming, dishes, finances and driving in my family
- When my wife made her own greeting cards, I wrote all the clever greetings on them.
- I've met 2 Canadian Prime Ministers and irritated one of them, once. :D
- We don't have cable TV.
- I have been asked to leave a Church once (differences in doctrine is the best reason I can say)
- I have nothing, NOTHING AT ALL in common with either parent.
- I was scolded by my parents if ever I didn't get 100% on a school test.
- I can complete most "500 piece" puzzles in about 2 hours.
- I skipped a grade in school and was told to skip a second one as well, but I declined (didn't want to be 2.5 years younger than anyone else at school)
- Most of the girls I dated after high school...were all Asians.

I don't camp either. I see no benefit to sleeping outside Orr staying anywhere where there is no tv

Have you thought of doing something without TV outside? read a book, newspaper, magazine or the like... ???

I want real beds, real, full sized bathrooms and room.... Lots & lots of room.

you must be high maintenance...

Have you thought of doing something without TV outside? read a book, newspaper, magazine or the like... ???


I can read inside Howard...where it's comfortable.


you must be high maintenance...


I just don't see any point in sleeping outside or in an RV when you have a home or can stay in a hotel room.

I can read inside Howard...where it's comfortable.

I just don't see any point in sleeping outside or in an RV when you have a home or can stay in a hotel room.


That's true, I understand.

I can read inside Howard...where it's comfortable.

I just don't see any point in sleeping outside or in an RV when you have a home or can stay in a hotel room.

My thoughts exactly.

--I'm obsessed with WW2. My fathered served in Nuremberg and its just been an interest of mine ever since--since he won't tell me Jack  Dookie about what he did over there aside punching a real Nazi. . I've even written 2 or the horror stories with the war as a backdrop.
--I love silent films. I once watched so many I actually had to burp to make sure I could still hear sound.
--I know more trivia about classic film stars than any 27 year old should. I'd like to have Robert Osborne's job on TCM someday.
--I once caught an industrial staple in my foot and told everyone a snake bit me. (and was believed)
--I won't eat raw tomatoes, but I love marinara sauce.
--I make my own tartar sauce.
--When I pen my horror stories, I actually have to stay up all night because I scare myself.  :o

--I love silent films. I once watched so many I actually had to burp to make sure I could still hear sound.
--I know more trivia about classic film stars than any 27 year old should. I'd like to have Robert Osborne's job on TCM someday.





These two do not surprise me.  :P    ;)

I can't go a day without being online!  Every time the internet is messed up I get frustrated.  When I was living by myself I didn't have cable so I didn't watch tv for a long time.  I was either online and/or watching a movie. 

Well right now I'm watching a program about the Jonestown Mass Suicide (with the captions on ) and by chance, listening to "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. Talk about IRONIC.

Well right now I'm watching a program about the Jonestown Mass Suicide (with the captions on ) and by chance, listening to "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. Talk about IRONIC.

Ironic indeed.

I can't go a day without being online!  Every time the internet is messed up I get frustrated.  When I was living by myself I didn't have cable so I didn't watch tv for a long time.  I was either online and/or watching a movie.


same here, I enjoy being online.  :)

same here, I enjoy being online.  :)


That does not surprise me  :P  :D

I can't go a day without being online!  Every time the internet is messed up I get frustrated.  When I was living by myself I didn't have cable so I didn't watch tv for a long time.  I was either online and/or watching a movie.



Same here but for me it is not just "playing," even though I do that, also. But, part of our "business" is on-line via eBay. Also, I am helping my sister with research about a project she is working on. Also, I am shopping for "stuff" for the new house. Last week it was stuff for the kitchen, today it is a new door. Can you say "multitasking"?


Well right now I'm watching a program about the Jonestown Mass Suicide (with the captions on ) and by chance, listening to "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. Talk about IRONIC.



I have to clarify things here. It wasn't a mass suicide-it was a mass murder. Most were shot with needles full of poison in the back of their shoulders.



Cat

That does not surprise me  :P  :D

;D

Same here but for me it is not just "playing," even though I do that, also. But, part of our "business" is on-line via eBay. Also, I am helping my sister with research about a project she is working on. Also, I am shopping for "stuff" for the new house. Last week it was stuff for the kitchen, today it is a new door. Can you say "multitasking"?


I have to clarify things here. It wasn't a mass suicide-it was a mass murder. Most were shot with needles full of poison in the back of their shoulders.



Cat


Oh thanks Cat. They didn't mention that on the documentary. (Why didn't you say that Soledad O'Brien?) I heard one guy who survived it say that they were putting the syringes in babies mouths.  :(
I just don't get how some people can just follow a false prophet like that and die or let thier babies die because of him. I couldn't do it. And I damn sure wouldn't do it to my baby. I'm too stubborn, bull-headed and strong willed. I argue, that's me. LOL.

My last alcoholic drink was 3 years ago.

That does not surprise me  :P  :D



;D

I like my teeth pearly white yet I don't like going to dentists.  :-[

I like my teeth pearly white yet I don't like going to dentists.  :-[


I don't mind going to dentists.

Oh thanks Cat. They didn't mention that on the documentary. (Why didn't you say that Soledad O'Brien?) I heard one guy who survived it say that they were putting the syringes in babies mouths.  :(
I just don't get how some people can just follow a false prophet like that and die or let thier babies die because of him. I couldn't do it. And I damn sure wouldn't do it to my baby. I'm too stubborn, bull-headed and strong willed. I argue, that's me. LOL.



Most didn't have a choice. They were forced-which is why they were murdered and not committed suicide. There BIG mistake was following that @sshole down to South America-but they shouldn't have died for making that mistake. There were few who managed to escape.



Cat

I don't mind going to dentists.

I don't actually like most doctors.  Nothing against them personally I've just always not liked getting checked up.  It could be considered a phobia maybe.

When I was a young kid I ate dog food.  My mom stopped me and said not too but I snuck it anyway.

When I was a young kid I ate dog food.  My mom stopped me and said not too but I snuck it anyway.


How'd it taste?

I often thought Dinty Moore beef stew seems like dog food.  So I wonder how they compare. :-)

Never had the guts to try it myself

When I was a young kid I ate dog food.  My mom stopped me and said not too but I snuck it anyway.


When I was a kid, I was over at my best friend's house. She said, "Here, want a cookie?" Of course I said sure. I took a bite of it and it tasted  8-P  I said to her that it didn't taste very good. THEN she told me it was a dog biscuit. THANKS A LOT!!!! I thought you were my friend. The thing is, she loved them and ate them all the time so when she gave it to me, she wasn't trying to be funny, mean, or whatever. In her mind, she was being nice by giving me a cookie.


Cat

How'd it taste?

I don't remember  :D

I often thought Dinty Moore beef stew seems like dog food.  So I wonder how they compare. :-)

Never had the guts to try it myself

Yes it does!  8-P

I often thought Dinty Moore beef stew seems like dog food.  So I wonder how they compare. :-)

Never had the guts to try it myself


I love Dinty Moore.

I love Dinty Moore.

I've never actually tried it but it doesn't look appetizing to me. 

I'm not a big fan of chick flicks except for The Sweetest Thing.

My last alcoholic drink was 3 years ago.

On a related note... I am in my 30s and have never had any desire to try any alcoholic beverages... except for a little sip of red wine now and then.

I've never actually tried it but it doesn't look appetizing to me.


looks like dog food.

I'm a huge fan of Lindsay Lohan and can't wait to see her docu-series on OWN tonight.

(I'm rooting for her.)

I've seen all her movies (Even Liz and Dick) and really hope she can make a real comeback.

:)

On a related note... I am in my 30s and have never had any desire to try any alcoholic beverages... except for a little sip of red wine now and then.

I've never had a big desire either but I drank socially for a while.

I'm a huge fan of Lindsay Lohan and can't wait to see her docu-series on OWN tonight.

(I'm rooting for her.)

I've seen all her movies (Even Liz and Dick) and really hope she can make a real comeback.

:)

I haven't seen any of her latest movies but my favorite of hers is Life Size.

I haven't seen any of her latest movies but my favorite of hers is Life Size.


I've seen everything but The Canyons. All her films before that, I saw. My favorite is Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

My favorite is Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

This is underrated.  Not to talk crap about Mean Girls because it's a good film but I have always favored Confessions and the other was always the popular one. 

This is underrated.  Not to talk crap about Mean Girls because it's a good film but I have always favored Confessions and the other was always the popular one. 


I mean I know MG word for word, but Confessions is just as entertaining and funny.

On Topic: I don't know how to ride a bike, nor have I ever owned a bike in life, except a tiny one that came with a Skipper Doll.

I haven't seen any of her latest movies but my favorite of hers is Life Size.


I've seen Mean Girls.

I mean I know MG word for word, but Confessions is just as entertaining and funny.

On Topic: I don't know how to ride a bike, nor have I ever owned a bike in life, except a tiny one that came with a Skipper Doll.

I learned when I was 12 and loved it but by the time I became an adult I stopped riding them because I just wasn't as interested.  With that being said, the last time I tried to ride one I couldn't balance on it.  So I guess its possible to forget how to ride one.  :-\\

I've seen everything but The Canyons. All her films before that, I saw. My favorite is Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.

The only Lindsey Lohan films I've seen are the Parent Trap remake and Mean Girls.

I learned when I was 12 and loved it but by the time I became an adult I stopped riding them because I just wasn't as interested.  With that being said, the last time I tried to ride one I couldn't balance on it.  So I guess its possible to forget how to ride one.  :-\\

I got my first bike at age 6, and of course it had training wheels on it.. and at the time I honestly didn't know how I could ever learn to balance on it without 'em... but I eventually was able to do it. In addition, I outgrew that bike quickly but didn't get another one until I was 11, and I had a great time with that one. However, I got rid of it at age 16, which is a little more than half my life ago now, but I don't think I've forgotten how to ride one.

The only Lindsey Lohan films I've seen are the Parent Trap remake and Mean Girls.

I remember when The Parent Trap came out and I though they were real twins, didn't pay attention to the fact it was one girl.

I wish I could understand my pets' languages. 

Well, I wasn't allowed to ride a bike because my parents thought I'd get run over. Once my dad was working at a friend's house and I kept trying to ride the son's bicycle. I must have smashed into the back fence in the yard a good dozen times before I gave it up. I have always had terrible balance.

I wish I could understand my pets' languages.


get a translator

get a translator

More like an animal wisperer. 

More like an animal wisperer.


you have a dog or cat?

you have a dog or cat?

Two cats and a dog

I remember when The Parent Trap came out and I though they were real twins, didn't pay attention to the fact it was one girl.

I had similar views on the original Parent Trap movie, from 1961. The first time I saw it was on TV about 20 years ago. I wondered how the same actor could appear more than once in the same scene/shot; I suspected maybe there might be a "double" who'd do that work.

I had similar views on the original Parent Trap movie, from 1961. The first time I saw it was on TV about 20 years ago. I wondered how the same actor could appear more than once in the same scene/shot; I suspected maybe there might be a "double" who'd do that work.

Which of the two films do you prefer?

As much as I love Lilo, I don't own her version of The Parent Trap. I have the Hayley Mills version and The Parent Trap 2--the sequel from 1986.  ::) Blame it on a day of having a spare 20 dollar bill while at the mall.

I had similar views on the original Parent Trap movie, from 1961. The first time I saw it was on TV about 20 years ago. I wondered how the same actor could appear more than once in the same scene/shot; I suspected maybe there might be a "double" who'd do that work.


Have you since figured it out?

Have you since figured it out?


I can actually explain this. With my DVD there was a bonus documentary explaining how they double shot was done in 1961. Basically, they did have a body double for Hayley Mills--you can see the back of her head/body in most shots when Hayley is talking to her "sister". And they would shoot around the girl when both would have to be onscreen. In shots where the two twins were together (like when they sing "Let's Get Together") it was shot twice, once with Hayley as one twin and again with her as the other and both pieces were spliced together with coordinating audio.
Midway through the filming though was a problem because Hayley, in her early teens at the time, started to "develop" and they had to pad the other actress to match her figure. LOL.
I beleive the same variant was used in the Lilo version. I saw a behind-the-scenes vingnette was back in 1998, and very vaugely remember them showing how they double shot a scene with Lindsay.

As much as I love Lilo, I don't own her version of The Parent Trap. I have the Hayley Mills version and The Parent Trap 2--the sequel from 1986.  ::) Blame it on a day of having a spare 20 dollar bill while at the mall.

I haven't seen the 2nd one.

On topic:

I got suspended for 10 days when I was 16 for a bomb threat.  :(

(Patiently waits for someone to ask "what the hell")

On topic:

I got suspended for 10 days when I was 16 for a bomb threat.  :(

(Patiently waits for someone to ask "what the hell")

A kid I went to school with did this.  He was joking but I don't know how long he got suspended for.

A kid I went to school with did this.  He was joking but I don't know how long he got suspended for.


I don't know when that kid did it, but I let my big mouth get my ass in trouble. It was in 2002, when 9/11 was still a fresh memory and threat and I should have known better. But in my math class, I have a little nervous, anxious teacher anyway. So during the lesson, a boy joked that this girl had a gun in her purse. The teacher made her dump its contents on the desk--including some feminine items which embarassed her--and then my damn mouth flew open.
Ribbing my friend ahead of me, I JOKINGLY said "I'm gonna blow up the school next month." I laughed, she laughed, my teacher wasn't laughing.
Long story short, I'm in the principal's office, with the principal, my teacher and a flashlight cop filling out a police report. My father was en route to pick me up. And I will never forget it because it was November 20, 2002, the same day my mother got her first leg amputated, so she was laid up in the hospital while I was getting suspended (I was supposed to go to juvie, but I cried my way out of it. And the ticket, and the fine.) I spent the next ten days watching MJ--Daddy didn't even punish me.All he said was "Why the hell did you say that?" I said "I don't know".  And Mom NEVER knew about it.  :)

I can actually explain this. With my DVD there was a bonus documentary explaining how they double shot was done in 1961. Basically, they did have a body double for Hayley Mills--you can see the back of her head/body in most shots when Hayley is talking to her "sister". And they would shoot around the girl when both would have to be onscreen. In shots where the two twins were together (like when they sing "Let's Get Together") it was shot twice, once with Hayley as one twin and again with her as the other and both pieces were spliced together with coordinating audio.
Midway through the filming though was a problem because Hayley, in her early teens at the time, started to "develop" and they had to pad the other actress to match her figure. LOL.
I beleive the same variant was used in the Lilo version. I saw a behind-the-scenes vingnette was back in 1998, and very vaugely remember them showing how they double shot a scene with Lindsay.


I know how it was done my question to Jeff was did he figure out how it was done.

On topic:

I got suspended for 10 days when I was 16 for a bomb threat.  :(

(Patiently waits for someone to ask "what the hell")



How did that happen?

How did that happen?


I don't know when that kid did it, but I let my big mouth get my ass in trouble. It was in 2002, when 9/11 was still a fresh memory and threat and I should have known better. But in my math class, I have a little nervous, anxious teacher anyway. So during the lesson, a boy joked that this girl had a gun in her purse. The teacher made her dump its contents on the desk--including some feminine items which embarassed her--and then my damn mouth flew open.
Ribbing my friend ahead of me, I JOKINGLY said "I'm gonna blow up the school next month." I laughed, she laughed, my teacher wasn't laughing.
Long story short, I'm in the principal's office, with the principal, my teacher and a flashlight cop filling out a police report. My father was en route to pick me up. And I will never forget it because it was November 20, 2002, the same day my mother got her first leg amputated, so she was laid up in the hospital while I was getting suspended (I was supposed to go to juvie, but I cried my way out of it. And the ticket, and the fine.) I spent the next ten days watching MJ--Daddy didn't even punish me.All he said was "Why the hell did you say that?" I said "I don't know".  And Mom NEVER knew about it.  :)

I remember that strangest most random things. 

I remember that strangest most random things. 

So can I.

I like having closed captioning on my television even when I can hear the audio.

I wrote a short children's book on Scooby Do

I have Asperger's Syndrome and agoraphobia.
I believe in the legalisation of cannabis.
Despite going on about how attractive I find my avatar man, I am actually asexual.

I have knowledge about music and wrestling.

I dunno. I know more about medicine and WW2 than the average 29 year old.
I watch documentaries and read up on both topics in my free time, all the time.  :)
Still scare my friends occasionally describing a "cardiac massage" in vivid detail. LOL.
Just yesterday, a man asked me if I wanted to be a nurse. Hell nah.

I want to be a published authoress.  :)

I have Asperger's Syndrome and agoraphobia.

I can relate.

That I have mild cerebral palsy and don't drive.

I own a various collection of wrestling tapes.

I own a various collection of wrestling tapes.


My dad would have loved you. that's all he watched was wrestling. (or wrassling as he called it)  ;D

My dad would have loved you. that's all he watched was wrestling. (or wrassling as he called it)  ;D


What was his favorite?

I don't mind tattoos but I'm not a huge fan of them

I enjoy dressing up in shirts and ties.