That you'll always be here.

Sure thing, Bill...anything for you. :)

I'm sorry I'm just thinking of the right words to say
I know they don't sound the way I plan them to mean
But if I have to wait around a while to make you fall for me
I promise you, I promise you I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill...

Did I get those lyrics right?  He singeth so fast...

Oh, promises, promises, my kind of promises
Can lead to joy and hope and love
Yes, love!!
                Burt Bacharach

I can't promise you a rose garden.

I promise you  you'll always be cool with me Bill !  8)    :)



Keep your wacky threads coming .... just don't come in MY direction !  :P    ;D

Be there in the morning ?

I'll have the futon ready for you, and the Dr. Who bloopers ready to watch.

I promise you  you'll always be cool with me Bill !   8)    :)



Keep your wacky threads coming .... just don't come in MY direction !  :P    ;D



Ha,you said "come".

I promise you  you'll always be cool with me Bill !   8)    :)



Keep your wacky threads coming .... just don't come in MY direction !  :P    ;D


I promise  8)

I can't promise you anything.

I can't promise you anything.


why not?

I can't promise you a rose garden.


I beg your pardon?

I'm hungry.  Promise!  :D

I'll be here for you.  It'll add meaning to my life. :)

why not?


Don't make promises you can't keep.

I beg your pardon?


You heard me. >:(

You heard me. >:(


Don't get mad.

Don't get mad.


and that's a promise.

I can't promise you a rose garden.


'I beg your pardon'    :D

'I beg your pardon'    :D








Said to the man 'running up the hill' ..... the man with the 'hard-on in his pants ' ?                :D

;D ;D ;D

worra about the sunshine??

'I beg your pardon'     :D


I never promised you a raging hard-on

I never promised you a raging hard-on


;D ;D  too funny


plus there's gotta be a little rain sometime..

Did you promise me a miracle?

I promise I will always be here...God willing and if the creeks don't rise.

Like I have anything better to occupy my time other then staring at youtube for hours on end, or trying to manipulate my SIMS characters to having a better life then I did.. 

That you'll always be here.


Got to be there
Got to
be there in the morning
when she says hello to the world

Got to be there
Got to be there
Bring her good times
And show her that she´s my girl

That you'll always be here.
In our darkest hour
In my deepest despair
Will you still care?
Will you be there?

In our darkest hour
In my deepest despair
Will you still care?
Will you be there?



Will you still need me?
Will you still feed me?
When I'm 64.

Will you still need me?
Will you still feed me?
When I'm 64.
...with grandchildren on your knee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqNZekTvzBU

The Promise-When In Rome (1985)

...with grandchildren on your knee?


That would be pretty hard to do since I don't have any children other then my furrbaby (Cat) and she's already fixed so no furr grandbabies...

;D

That would be pretty hard to do since I don't have any children other then my furrbaby (Cat) and she's already fixed so no furr grandbabies...

;D
A broken promised?

A broken promised?


Some people can break promises.

Some people can break promises.
A lot of people have broken promises.

A lot of people have broken promises.


Like I did with my ex. :(

Some people can break promises.


Is the purpose of comments like these (the ones that cause meaningless topics to go on an on for many pages) just to increase one's # of posts?  ;)

Is the purpose of comments like these (the ones that cause meaningless topics to go on an on for many pages) just to increase one's # of posts?  ;)


That may be part of the equation ... for some .... 

Personally, I have no ambitions / feeling of accomplishment .. in boosting my post count ... save for the fact, that as long as it's going up ... it means I'm still on this board / not banned / not deleted my account .... whatever.


I see the 'meaningless' comments as a bit of harmless, frivolous, fun / banter  ... akin to talking about the weather  ::)  ;D


Power to the 'off-topic' ers !    :P


;D

That may be part of the equation ... for some .... 

Personally, I have no ambitions / feeling of accomplishment .. in boosting my post count ... save for the fact, that as long as it's going up ... it means I'm still on this board / not banned / not deleted my account .... whatever.


I see the 'meaningless' comments as a bit of harmless, frivolous, fun / banter  ... akin to talking about the weather   ::)   ;D


Power to the 'off-topic' ers !     :P


;D


nevermind

Is the purpose of comments like these (the ones that cause meaningless topics to go on an on for many pages) just to increase one's # of posts?  ;)


I'm not trying to increase my post count.  ::)

I'm not trying to increase my post count.  ::)


luv u

I'm not trying to increase my post count.  ::)
i am. :D

luv u


and that's not a promise!  ::)

That you'll always be here.
a promise made, is a debt unpaid  :-\\

No Promises! >:(

No Promises! >:(




Your promised to Bill !

Your promised to Bill !


I didn't promise him a rose garden.

I didn't promise him a rose garden.


He'll take what he can get ? You may not have a rose garden ... but you can start by removing your fig leaf ?

He'll take what he can get ? You may not have a rose garden ... but you can start by removing your fig leaf ?


Shut up Alan or I'll put the fig leaf on you! ::) ;D

I beg your pardon!

I beg your pardon!


You heard me!  >:(


;D

What was the promise?

What was the promise?


























http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3137/brideandgroomstandinposfi5.jpg

^
'For better, for worse' ?  ???

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3137/brideandgroomstandinposfi5.jpg

^
'For better, for worse' ?   ???


;D ;D

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3137/brideandgroomstandinposfi5.jpg

^
'For better, for worse' ?   ???


for worse.

for worse.
...in sickness and in health....

...in sickness and in health....



I'm already sick.  8-P

...in sickness and in health....
...for richer, or poorer...

...for richer, or poorer...


till death do we part.

till death do we part.
When can the couple hold hands?

When can the couple hold hands?


I don't know.

I don't know.
...after the cermony, I think?

...after the cermony, I think?


and the party.

and the party.
Oh, maybe then.

Oh, maybe then.


during slow dancing.

I promith u Thir Billthzy

during slow dancing.
...with the lights down low.

I make no promises,
I make no guarantees,
it makes no difference
when you're all at sea.

He'll take what he can get ? You may not have a rose garden ... but you can start by removing your fig leaf ?


Was this Howard?

http://www.geocities.com/msmeow43906/figleaf.gif  ;) :o

Was this Howard?

http://www.geocities.com/msmeow43906/figleaf.gif   ;) :o


Hey,I'm much bigger than THAT. ;D

Hey,I'm much bigger than THAT. ;D
With a bigger fig leaf?

a palm leaf perhaps  ;D

a palm leaf perhaps   ;D
...hopefully not a sprig of holly?

With a bigger fig leaf?


No I meant what's behind the fig leaf.

No I meant what's behind the fig leaf.


You DON'T know ?  ???  :o
















Maybe not too much ?  :-X

No I meant what's behind the fig leaf.
your thumb holding the fig leaf?

your thumb holding the fig leaf?


But what was holding the fig leaf?

But what was holding the fig leaf?
Sticky tape?

Sticky tape?

Something sticky.

But what was holding the fig leaf?


blue tac?

blue tac?
gaffer tape?

But what was holding the fig leaf?


Some  'man-made' ... 'super glue' ?    ???  :-X

Some  'man-made' ... 'super glue' ?    ???   :-X
What is that sticky stuff models use to hold their dresses to their bodies so that the clothing does not swing around?

UHU??

UHU??
Is is an indelicate question to ask but I once heard Steve Wright talking about.

Oh??  ;D

Pritt stick might be more suitable 

Oh??   ;D

Pritt stick might be more suitable 
It is the same kind of tape that keeps wigs on a head.

;D ;D ;D

no that's Velcro Philip

;D

;D ;D ;D

no that's Velcro Philip

;D
Whatever it is I am not Google Searching for it.

My baby could use a 'fig leaf' ?

My baby could use a 'fig leaf' ?
One fig leaf

http://www.manorhousebath.co.uk/images/figLeaf.jpg

One fig leaf

http://www.manorhousebath.co.uk/images/figLeaf.jpg


That should have his little 'pee-pee' covered !  8)

thinks chipolata..



;D

thinks chipolata..



;D


He does have 'cute buns' though ?

But what was holding the fig leaf?

Sir Billzy perhaps.

Sir Billzy perhaps.
He would be willing to help out.

He would be willing to help out.


He IS very thoughtful ..... and would be more than willing to offer Howard ANY 'support' ?

He would be willing to help out.

He IS very thoughtful ..... and would be more than willing to offer Howard ANY 'support' ?

This is true that's why I figured he wouldn't mind lending a hand.

He IS very thoughtful ..... and would be more than willing to offer Howard ANY 'support' ?
Support was the word I was trying to avoid using.

This is true that's why I figured he wouldn't mind lending a hand.


Dickscuss the first thing that pops up ?

Dickscuss the first thing that pops up ?
Should the leaf drop at any time?

Should the leaf drop at any time?


If it should go down, expect Bill to be more than willing to do the same !

That should have his little 'pee-pee' covered !  8)


I don't have a little pee pee. ;D

Should the leaf drop at any time?
In autumn time?

In autumn time?


I hope by then.

I hope by then.
More leaves will fall then?

More leaves will fall then?


But where?

But where?
On the ground at autumn time.

On the ground at autumn time.


I thought you meant leaves off my body. ;D

I thought you meant leaves off my body. ;D
The best is to desist in the wearing of leaves.

The best is to desist in the wearing of leaves.


Go Naked?!?!  :o

Go Naked?!?!  :o
Wear something else.

Wear something else.


a pair of underwear.

a pair of underwear.
Why not formal wear?

Why not formal wear?


That's a good idea.

That's a good idea.
It has to be a bow tie.

It has to be a bow tie.


and what else?

and what else?
A 3 Piece Suit

It has to be a bow tie.



and what else?




A 3 Piece Suit







Or a bow tie around your 3 piece suite? That's yer 2nuts ... and sausage !              :D

Or a bow tie around your 3 piece suite? That's yer 2nuts ... and sausage !               :D


That's not where it'd go.

That's not where it'd go.
Think of your dignity

I never knew I had dignity.

I never knew I had dignity.
...or your pride?

No promises today.

No promises today.


Is that a promise ?

Is that a promise ?


I promise!

I promise!



So much for 'no promises' !    ::)

So much for 'no promises' !    ::)


I promised there'd be no promises.

I promised there'd be no promises.


Which means you made a promise.

BUT ....


No promises today.




What do you have to say for yourself ?

Which means you made a promise.

BUT ....



What do you have to say for yourself ?


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/thefinger.gif  That's what I have to say for myself. ;D

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/thefinger.gif  That's what I have to say for myself. ;D


Howard ... you SHOCK me ! Naughty. VERY naughty ! To the woodshed with you. Billzy will administer one good spanking to your cheeks !  :P

Howard ... you SHOCK me ! Naughty. VERY naughty ! To the woodshed with you. Billzy will administer one good spanking to your cheeks !   :P
Is that the promise?

Is that the promise?


He can't live on his promise.

I guess Billzy hasn't made any promises in a year. ;D

I guess Billzy hasn't made any promises in a year. ;D


Can't Truss It!

I could,He's not here.

I could,He's not here.


Promise broken!

Promise broken!


Good!

Promise broken!


yeah what's up with that! we should protest or something!

yeah what's up with that! we should protest or something!


why would you protest?  ;D

why would you protest?  ;D


because billzy abandoned us!

because billzy abandoned us!


No he didn't,he's just not here at the moment.

No he didn't,he's just not here at the moment.


ever so faithful  :)

Promises, promises...

Hey It's Billzy!  :)

his ears must have been burning.  or is it your eyes that burn when people type about you?  :D

his ears must have been burning.  or is it your eyes that burn when people type about you?  :D


neither.

neither.


spoil sport  :P

Promises, promises...


...you knew you'd never keeeep...

...you knew you'd never keeeep...


I always keep my promises.

I always keep my promises.




PFfftttttttttt I just spit water all over my keyboard......


as if..... how many times have you posted Sorry I won't do it again....only to do it again a few weeks days later?  ;D

PFfftttttttttt I just spit water all over my keyboard......


as if..... how many times have you posted Sorry I won't do it again....only to do it again a few weeks days later?  ;D


Hey I lie,what do you expect from me?  ;D

Hey I lie,what do you expect from me?  ;D


so when you said you don't lie back in the do you lie thread that was a lie? or are you lying about lying right now?  ???

so when you said you don't lie back in the do you lie thread that was a lie? or are you lying about lying right now?  ???



Yes I'm lying.

people sometimes break their promises...you're bound to get hurt  :\'( 

Like some people I know.  ::)

Like some people I know.  ::)


Like you! :D

Like you! :D


No Billzy.

No Billzy.


Mah name's not Billzy!

I never said your name was Billzy,not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say.
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be.
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise, I promise you I will.

Don't make promises you can't keep.

Don't make promises you can't keep.


I hope you were looking in the mirror when you posted :D


I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say.
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be.
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise, I promise you I will.



Great tune. ;)

hope you were looking in the mirror when you posted

Why would I look at myself in the mirror?

Why would I look at myself in the mirror?


Um....hmmm...to make sure you don't mess up?  :P :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h7CIEyh6xY&feature=related

Promises Promises.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h7CIEyh6xY&feature=related


Interesting...don't remember this as a single but sounds a lot like "Lost In Emotion".


Promises Promises.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJP2PH8WKaI

Don't make Promises You Can't keep,Remember that. ;)

Don't make Promises You Can't keep,Remember that. ;)


Did you remember? :D

Did you remember? :D


Sorry I can't promise a promise.  ;D

Sorry I can't promise a promise.  ;D
Promise me that you will ask about promotion today at your work?

Promise me that you will ask about promotion today at your work?


It's my 2 days off,I'll be back Saturday.

I promise you Howard I wont ever call you late for Goulash dinner!