Dang all I wanna know is who kicked her arse so I can give them Karma!  ;D






She does look a little "beaten".  Perhaps a chef at a Hilton Hotel mistook her for an egg :D

She does look a little "beaten".  Perhaps a chef at a Hilton Hotel mistook her for an egg :D


;D and now Karma to you for making me laugh!

She does look a little "beaten".  Perhaps a chef at a Hilton Hotel mistook her for an egg :D


Maybe that's a herpes sore on her lip.

Somebody needs to increase her Valtrex drip.

;D

so, what do you do for your job, Bill?

It's been a while since we've had a "Bill" thread.

Nah, give her some credit.  She atleast knows what 2+2 is, though any higher than that, and she needs a calculator ;D

One problem though ...

http://cache.gizmodo.com/archives/images/paris_se.jpg
"WHAT'S A CALCULATOR?"


Yikes.  Nick Carter really did beat the crap out of her. :o

It's been a while since we've had a "Bill" thread.


And you know, I think this is the first one he's ever done in the PPP.  Actually, I can't recall him posting in the PPP before this thread

I've started an old job of sorting out books and papers and clothes from my apartment.  I guess it's early spring cleaning.

this job is da best.  no wonder i love it.  i'm removing screws from peoples' tires.

I love how the new job threqad turned into a Paris got beaten thread.
Looks it. Bruised arms, the lip, the hair.....
hope the calculator is ok.




:)

this job is da best.  no wonder i love it.  i'm removing screws from peoples' tires.



ohhhhh...I should have guessed...silly me. :D

yes, and no.  :-[

I love how the new job threqad turned into a Paris got beaten thread.
Looks it. Bruised arms, the lip, the hair.....
hope the calculator is ok.




:)


It's all simple ...

- Bill is talking about screws ...
- Paris Hilton is screwy ...
- Bill is also talking about tires ...
- To take off a tire, you would need a Tire Iron, which is probably what was used to make Paris black and blue

:D

So you repair cars? ???

So you repair cars? ???


no, he just takes screws from tires.

no, he just takes screws from tires.


What kind of job is that?

What kind of job is that?



the kind that Bill likes best! :D

So he's a tire deflator?

So he's a tire deflator?


he's a screw taker-outer. ;D

he's a screw taker-outer. ;D


How much does he make an hour?

How much does he make an hour?



I have no idea...you'll have to ask Bill. ;)

I have no idea...you'll have to ask Bill. ;)



Is Bill on?

Is Bill on?


I don't believe he is...but you could ask him in this thread...and I'm sure he'll get back to you about that! ;) :D

I don't believe he is...but you could ask him in this thread...and I'm sure he'll get back to you about that! ;) :D


Ok I will.  ;)

I wonder if he's also the one who puts the screws in tires....purely for job security purposes of course!

Howard....

I do not wish to reveal my salary, but I will tell you that the pleasure I see in peoples' faces when I remove the screws from their tyres far outweighs any monetary compensation I may receive.

That being said, I'm loaded.

8)

I wonder if he's also the one who puts the screws in tires....purely for job security purposes of course!


karamel to you for making a funny  ;D

methinks you're a little screwy

karamel to you for making a funny  ;D

methinks you're a little screwy



thank u..... meknows I am a lot screwy!  ;D

;D  :D  ;D  :D

make angry motions

::)  :P  :-[

screws in tyres

:\'(  8-P  :-*

Google "screws in tyres" and see what comes up!

Google "screws in tyres" and see what comes up!



http://www.active-robots.com/products/motorsandwheels/robot-wheels/alu-wheels-750.jpg

???

Howard....

I do not wish to reveal my salary, but I will tell you that the pleasure I see in peoples' faces when I remove the screws from their tyres far outweighs any monetary compensation I may receive.

That being said, I'm loaded.

8)


So,you're a repo-man?  ???

So,you're a repo-man?  ???


nope, i remove screws from tyres, like the one that plagued me for months a couple years ago.  finally, those days are over and i'm able to help other people who've been inflicted with the same misfortune... it is truly a rewarding job in more ways than one

nope, i remove screws from tyres, like the one that plagued me for months a couple years ago.  finally, those days are over and i'm able to help other people who've been inflicted with the same misfortune... it is truly a rewarding job in more ways than one


As discussed in this thread

nope, i remove screws from tyres, like the one that plagued me for months a couple years ago.  finally, those days are over and i'm able to help other people who've been inflicted with the same misfortune... it is truly a rewarding job in more ways than one


don't you mean tires?

As discussed in this thread



i was so fortunate to have that thread reach 22 pages.  i was very proud of that accomplishment.  all for complete nonsense. 

don't you mean tires?


No, Bill writes proper!

No, Bill writes proper!


i sure do.
i write right and i write good.
i never make no mistakes.
i be well-versed and much eloquent.
you all only wishes you could be so proper.

But what's a T-Y-R-E? never heard of one before. ???

But what's a T-Y-R-E? never heard of one before. ???

I believe it's the British way of spelling "tire", as in a circular piece of rubber that goes on the wheel of your car.

I believe it's the British way of spelling "tire", as in a circular piece of rubber that goes on the wheel of your car.


Oh Ok I see now.

but do you sea?  ????????

See, Bill takes the screws out of the tires and puts them in his neck because those bolts that are already there keep falling out :D

but do you sea?  ????????



IC. ;D

Si?

iI see the sea.  but i don't spell it with a c, i spell it with a si, senor!

boop boop bee doop, boop!

:-*

MY BLIMPING MONTRIDON JUST FROZE OUT ON THE CRAPININE!!!!!!!!!  >:(


:\'(

MY BLIMPING MONTRIDON JUST FROZE OUT ON THE CRAPININE!!!!!!!!!   >:(


:\'(



huh? :D ;D

it's just on the fritz!!!!!!!!!!!!

huh? :D ;D


I'm starting to wonder what this is about as well. ???

if you don't get it
just forget it
i won't sweat it
nor regret it

>:(                                                                          8-P             

MY BLIMPING MONTRIDON JUST FROZE OUT ON THE CRAPININE!!!!!!!!!   >:(


:\'(


Ah, back to the old Bill

Ah, back to the old Bill


you missed me, no?  :D

How's your job?

it's wonderfully rewarding, thanks for asking.

how is yours??

it's wonderfully rewarding, thanks for asking.

how is yours??



Doing well,I'm a cart collector at Pathmark,been there almost 8 months now.

you missed me, no?  :D


I prefer the Bill we've seen more recently rather than the 'BLIMP OFF' one.

Doing well,I'm a cart collector at Pathmark,been there almost 8 months now.

That's good to know.

i'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

How's the job coming along?

How's the job coming along?


oh, it's vunderbar!  and you couldn't be any cuter...

oh, it's vunderbar!  and you couldn't be any cuter...


That picture was taken 3 years ago. ::) ::)

That picture was taken 3 years ago. ::) ::)


so?  let's see a new one then!

oh, it's vunderbar!  and you couldn't be any cuter...

Are you coming on to him?

Are you coming on to him?


LOL no... sheesh!  just making an observation!

LOL no... sheesh!  just making an observation!



Sure

Sure


4 real!

so?  let's see a new one then!


I don't have any new ones at the moment.

darn. well, you probably look the same anyway  :)

darn. well, you probably look the same anyway  :)


My face didn't change except for my receding hairline. ;D

My face didn't change except for my receding hairline. ;D


then you're definitely cute!

then you're definitely cute!


You're just saying that.  ;D :)

You're just saying that.  ;D :)


oh no... you are  :)

oh no... you are  :)


Oh No,YOU are. ;D

Oh No,YOU are. ;D



:o

:P

wowsers....methinks I am interrupting some hot flirtation going on between Bill & Howard. Hubba. ;) :D

wowsers....methinks I am interrupting some hot flirtation going on between Bill & Howard. Hubba. ;) :D


;D

Can we just get back to the topic here? SHEESH!  ::)

Can we just get back to the topic here? SHEESH!  ::)


nah, flirting is much more fun  ;)

nah, flirting is much more fun  ;)




But this is not about me it's about You. >:(

But this is not about me it's about You. >:(


well let's make it about you.

bill and howard would be cute together. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/1luvu.gif

nah, flirting is much more fun  ;)


I agree....carry on! ;)

bill and howard would be cute together. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/1luvu.gif


Could we PLEASE move the eff on,now?  >:(    ::)

well let's make it about you.


What about me?

... sitting in a tree...  :-* :-* :-* :-*

Could we PLEASE move the eff on,now?  >:(    ::)


on to what, our date?  ;)  ;D

on to what, our date?  ;)  ;D
howard's mine! hands off!  :P

on to what, our date?  ;)  ;D


no to the salad bar at Giant. ::)

... sitting in a tree...  :-* :-* :-* :-*


Could you stop it please. ::)

Could you stop it please. ::)
i guess.  :( *poutpout*

I've decided... since we've been talking about these in the funniest moments in the 00s to bump some of billzy's threads... really the new members need to be clued in!


so.....





*bump*

still working at the same job for 2 years now.

on to what, our date?  ;)  ;D


;D

This October will be 2 1/2 years at Pathmark.  :)

This October will be 2 1/2 years at Pathmark.  :)


Cool!  How many years with Billzy? :D

Cool!  How many years with Billzy? :D


Shut Up.  :P

Shut Up.  :P


2 glorious, sex-filled years.

2 glorious, sex-filled years.


Yeah,the best I've ever had.  ::)

Yeah,the best I've ever had.  ::)


I knew it!  Here's to many more...

I knew it!  Here's to many more...


that's what you think.  ::)

I knew it!  Here's to many more...


Cheers! O0

Cheers! O0


Thank You.  ::)

I want a new job. Don't like it where I am.
The people are  8-P

I want a new job. Don't like it where I am.
The people are  8-P


Have you thought about filling out new job applications?

Have you thought about filling out new job applications?


There's a novel idea.

Have you thought about filling out new job applications?


look at howard dispensing advice!  :o 

look at howard dispensing advice!  :o 



learned a lot from my job coach. ;)

learned a lot from my job coach. ;)


Oh, so THAT'S what you call him? ::) ;D

Oh, so THAT'S what you call him? ::) ;D


;D ;D ;D

Oh, so THAT'S what you call him? ::) ;D


Yes,he's been helping me and now I don't need him anymore,I'm sure you remember Au Bon Pain and Babies R Us? ???

;)

Yes,he's been helping me and now I don't need him anymore,I'm sure you remember Au Bon Pain and Babies R Us? ???

;)


You worked at Babies R Us? ???

You worked at Babies R Us? ???


No I didn't,my job coach was going to recommend me there but they weren't hiring at that time.

No I didn't,my job coach was going to recommend me there but they weren't hiring at that time.


thank god... can anyone imagine Howard working at Babies R us with all those heavily endowed new moms coming into the store?  :o

thank god... can anyone imagine Howard working at Babies R us with all those heavily endowed new moms coming into the store?  :o


there's even a birthing room,not kidding.  :o

I know this thread's kinda old, but I started a volunteer position about two months ago. Not really a job since I don't get paid, but at least I'm spending my time doing something productive now...and it'll hopefully lead to an actual paid position.

going on 3 years in April of 2010 with Pathmark.

going on 3 years in April of 2010 with Pathmark.

In that very same month, I started a temporary job in downtown L.A., and it lasted three months. Now I am once again looking for a new one.

In that very same month, I started a temporary job in downtown L.A., and it lasted three months. Now I am once again looking for a new one.



for me I have to file for unemployment.

I've just finished one full week at work.

I am an administrator for a home improvements company.  Basically confirming/rearranging appointments and sorting out the paperwork for any orders we receive.  I had three days of training, one day of being more or less left to it but with people around to ask for help and then I've been on my own in the office with the boss person at home on her mobile phone.

I've just finished one full week at work.

I am an administrator for a home improvements company.  Basically confirming/rearranging appointments and sorting out the paperwork for any orders we receive.  I had three days of training, one day of being more or less left to it but with people around to ask for help and then I've been on my own in the office with the boss person at home on her mobile phone.


hmmm maybe you'll be able to get some stuff done on your house if needed for a low cost!

I've just finished one full week at work.

I am an administrator for a home improvements company.  Basically confirming/rearranging appointments and sorting out the paperwork for any orders we receive.  I had three days of training, one day of being more or less left to it but with people around to ask for help and then I've been on my own in the office with the boss person at home on her mobile phone.
Well done, and can I say it, typical!

I've just finished one full week at work.

I am an administrator for a home improvements company.  Basically confirming/rearranging appointments and sorting out the paperwork for any orders we receive.  I had three days of training, one day of being more or less left to it but with people around to ask for help and then I've been on my own in the office with the boss person at home on her mobile phone.


Congratulations Karen.  :)

hmmm maybe you'll be able to get some stuff done on your house if needed for a low cost!


I will get a staff discount apparently.  I didn't think it was a good thing to ask at the interview!

We need some windows replacing fairly soon.  The wooden frames have started to rot in some of them.

I will get a staff discount apparently.  I didn't think it was a good thing to ask at the interview!

We need some windows replacing fairly soon.  The wooden frames have started to rot in some of them.


excellent. By the time you're ready to the repairs you will have been working long enough to inquire without it seeming weird.

Not yet, but hopefully I will....

Not yet, but hopefully I will....



good luck.

In just a few weeks It'll be a year for me at Ozone Park. :)

good luck.

Thanks =D

Not yet, but hopefully I will....

The same can be said about me. Lately I have been getting some much-needed assistance, including help with my interviewing skills.

I started one in mid-September of this year, but it's going to end for me on Friday of this week. :(

I just started with the new and improved Stop And Shop which used to be a Pathmark which went bankrupt.

I started mine back in June.

I started mine back in June.


How is it? :)

I just started with the new and improved Stop And Shop which used to be a Pathmark which went bankrupt.

Ah yes, and I hope that's going well for you. http://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/webby/smiley.gif

Ah yes, and I hope that's going well for you. http://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/webby/smiley.gif


It's working out pretty well http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-basic/smile.gif

We're actually into our 4th week of the brand new store.

Its alright Howard but its nothing to brag about. I'm just glad I finally got a job.

^ Good for you. :) I was glad to get a job myself in mid-September... but as you probably know, it ended up not working out. :-\\

Its not easy though as I have a caretaker job as well at home.

Its alright Howard but its nothing to brag about. I'm just glad I finally got a job.


That's good. :)

As many of you probably know by now, I'm going to start a part time job next week; I'll let you know how it goes after my first day.

As many of you probably know by now, I'm going to start a part time job next week; I'll let you know how it goes after my first day.


good luck. :)

As many of you probably know by now, I'm going to start a part time job next week; I'll let you know how it goes after my first day.
Wishing you the best!

Wishing you the best!

And today, my first day, it seemed to go well, as I mentioned in one other thread. :)

And today, my first day, it seemed to go well, as I mentioned in one other thread. :)
Splendid, and how was that drive to and from the work?

Splendid, and how was that drive to and from the work?

Not too bad at all, except for the rain on the way home. Of course I drove very carefully on the wet roads. There was no heavy traffic, although I did see some going the other way (that is, opposite the way I was going) on the drive home.

And today, my first day, it seemed to go well, as I mentioned in one other thread. :)



splendid.  :)

Not too bad at all, except for the rain on the way home. Of course I drove very carefully on the wet roads. There was no heavy traffic, although I did see some going the other way (that is, opposite the way I was going) on the drive home.
You are next there on Friday?

You are next there on Friday?

Yep, tomorrow morning! :)

Yep, tomorrow morning! :)
Take good care with it, as it is your second day you will not feel so nervous.

Yep, tomorrow morning! :)


enjoy your second day.

That's great news Jeff!

I'm moving to the garden department.  I officially start in two weeks but I get to be out there some before then, like today.  My duty is making sure the plants get taken care of.  I do hope I get to start working on stocking and inventory soon.  The moving around will be good for me.  But the downside is the bending over so much.  I'm going to get something for my back to help.  But I have been wanting to go out there for months!

I'm moving to the garden department.  I officially start in two weeks but I get to be out there some before then, like today.  My duty is making sure the plants get taken care of.  I do hope I get to start working on stocking and inventory soon.  The moving around will be good for me.  But the downside is the bending over so much.  I'm going to get something for my back to help.  But I have been wanting to go out there for months!


Congrats!!! Take care of your back tho. Seriously!

That's great news Jeff!

And now I've been there just about a month, learning new things each week, and enjoying it.

Congrats!!! Take care of your back tho. Seriously!

Yeah I definitly will.  I have a bad back.

Congrats!!! Take care of your back tho. Seriously!

Thanks for the congrats!

Yeah I definitly will.  I have a bad back.

Sorry to hear this... but as you said earlier, the moving around should still be good exercise for ya.

Sorry to hear this... but as you said earlier, the moving around should still be good exercise for ya.

Yeah and I think my feet will feel much better

I'm moving to the garden department.  I officially start in two weeks but I get to be out there some before then, like today.  My duty is making sure the plants get taken care of.  I do hope I get to start working on stocking and inventory soon.  The moving around will be good for me.  But the downside is the bending over so much.  I'm going to get something for my back to help.  But I have been wanting to go out there for months!


Congratulations. :)

I'm moving to the garden department.  I officially start in two weeks but I get to be out there some before then, like today.  My duty is making sure the plants get taken care of.  I do hope I get to start working on stocking and inventory soon.  The moving around will be good for me.  But the downside is the bending over so much.  I'm going to get something for my back to help.  But I have been wanting to go out there for months!
Well done!

Thanks guys!

Thanks guys!
O0

Yeah and I think my feet will feel much better

Glad to hear that.

Thanks guys!


no problem.

Thanks guys!
O0

I'm finally scheduled in garden. Not next week but the week after.  It's Monday-Thursday 9-1.  But I don't know my regular days off cause I requested a 3 day weekend.  But cause the hours are the same all the days, I'm assuming those are my set hours.  Those are great hours.  So I'm crossing my fingers that they stay that way and that I get set days off as well.  It should be 5 days.  I feel that it is. That would be 20 hours a week. It may not be more than before but at least I'm in a different department.  The one I want.  I'm going to try and learn as much as I can and work my way up to more hours.  I'm wanting 30. I'm just watering plants for now but it's a start.  If for some reason I only get 16 a week I will leave, that would be ridiculous.  But I'm staying positive.  Five 9-1 shifts is what I'm crossing my fingers on.

I'm finally scheduled in garden. Not next week but the week after.  It's Monday-Thursday 9-1.  But I don't know my regular days off cause I requested a 3 day weekend.  But cause the hours are the same all the days, I'm assuming those are my set hours.  Those are great hours.  So I'm crossing my fingers that they stay that way and that I get set days off as well.  It should be 5 days.  I feel that it is. That would be 20 hours a week. It may not be more than before but at least I'm in a different department.  The one I want.  I'm going to try and learn as much as I can and work my way up to more hours.  I'm wanting 30. I'm just watering plants for now but it's a start.  If for some reason I only get 16 a week I will leave, that would be ridiculous.  But I'm staying positive.  Five 9-1 shifts is what I'm crossing my fingers on.


Good Luck hope it works out, you'll do fine. :)

Good Luck hope it works out, you'll do fine. :)

I hope so too.

Today I started my other part time position, at the place where I had my internship last year, and it seems to be ok for now.