What are some T-shirts that have especially funny or clever sayings on them?

I... honestly can't think of any right now. XD They're all so cliche!

um....

ask Jessica...she posted a link once to this website that sells all of these t-shirts with some crazy/funny/bad sayings on them...I can't remember what it is though.

I have one that says "Sushi in the sky with diamonds" :D

here they are:


http://www.tshirthell.com

http://www.bustedtees.com

Front Side:

"Mean People Suck"

Back Side:

"Nice People Swallow"

I also saw one that is printed with upside-down letters. It says:

"If you can read this, please put me back up on the barstool"

My favourites that I used to wear for work were:

'I like readers but I couldn't eat a whole one'  and my two 2000ad ones,one with judge dread with a huge gun going 'Any Questions?' and one with 'Eat plutonium death you repulsive alien weirdo's' 

The best I saw on a train was a lad in a shirt saying'Please lead me to the nearest facility'

I always wanted to get a 'speak slowly I'm naturally blonde' one but never got round to it.

The one I saw for my friend's 40th was good too. 'I'm 18 with 22 years experience'.

I like my tee shirt that says "I've gone to the dark-side.  Don't worry, I brought a flashlight.

I also like the one that says  "I have attention deficit dis . . . hey, what's that? Can I play with it?


Have A Nice Day :)

The one I saw for my friend's 40th was good too. 'I'm 18 with 22 years experience'.


That's funny.... on a similar note I've seen t-shirts that say things like "I'm not 40, I'm $39.95!"...and similar sayings for the other milestones.

Your mom says Hi

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/rect-dnr-white.jpg

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/rect-what-white.jpg

http://i14.ebayimg.com/05/i/07/bc/33/93_1.JPG

Leif Landed First

I have two of those "I AM CANADIAN" T-Shirts in black and grey ...

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/godeltsihw/eh-1.jpghttp://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/godeltsihw/eh-2.jpg


I also got a Black T-Shirt that says "It's only funny until someone gets hurt.  Then it's hilarious"

love the classic

I have a sweatshirt that says:

C: DOS
C: DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN

Obviously a spoof of "See Spot Run"

http://rlv.zcache.com/humorous_funny_t_shirt_sayings-p235687676338596067q6xn_400.jpg

That is so stupid.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uME4UaS_IiQ/TAUogHUNM3I/AAAAAAAABl8/JzoYYL9QGnA/s1600/funny%2Btshirts%2Bqotes1.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7EXjdr2Pn-s/TJm-VYZQrYI/AAAAAAAAPAQ/6NTPWtkQGF0/s1600/funny%2Bt-shirt%2B1.jpg

http://jokesprank.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/save-virgin-tee.jpg

http://www.topstitches-uk.com/prodimages/1015.jpg

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens17587013_1296499215funny-quotes-t-shirt-sayi

I have a tee shirt which has this saying on it.


http://zibbet-production.s3.amazonaws.com/images/33/167389-original.png


When people ask me if the numbers are backwards, I say to them, "Don't push it!"


Cat

Front: Wanna know how to confuse an idiot?  (see back of shirt)


Back: Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? (see front of shirt)

If you see me at your party...

http://rlv.zcache.com/im_only_here_for_the_beer_tee_shirts-rb822ccb664e846a8a0965565eedec2d9_f0ybj_512.jpg

8)

Once had a tee with a sail boat on it.  Caption was "sailors do it between the sheets"

I saw one of these at Walmart:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqrm70TSJ1r9wvhio1_500.jpg

There's a "I have the such-and-such" for women too!
::)

I saw one of these at Walmart:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqrm70TSJ1r9wvhio1_500.jpg

There's a "I have the such-and-such" for women too!
::)


I thought it was the "I wear the pants"?

http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Funny-girl-t-shirts-6.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CzIww42GL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CzIww42GL.jpg


this is actually a good one.

http://www.skize.com/myspace-graphics/tshirt-quotes/img/t24.gif

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/109389100/style_4_charcoal_tshirt.jpg?height=380&width=380

I have this on a tee shirt:

http://zoecarnate.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/born-again-pagan.jpg?w=300&h=234


Carlos gave it to me.  ;D ;D ;D


Cat

http://farcanal.biz/catalog/images/WM3131.gif

:-\\

Okay, that one's not so good.

Here's one of my favorites:

http://www.t-shirtfrenzy.com/uploaded_images/Designs325/3761.png

http://www.snapsandbytes.co.uk/t-shirt49.gif

http://data.whicdn.com/images/14419612/07de1_kids-tshirt-fail_large.jpg

My favorite T-shirt sayings are . . .

Jesus is coming . . . look busy!!!  And

If Decarte is right, than you don't exist.

If Decarte is right, than you don't exist.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_puybNbOhEmU/TTA9a8o131I/AAAAAAAAABI/S9LFT4-wbp8/s1600/image_preview.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/personalized_your_name_christmas_tshirts-re15fe49ff51b49f1b93a131797488b14_f0yly_512.jpg

http://image13.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/products/2977080/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceId=2/Black-C-DOS-RUN-Women.png

http://image13.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/products/2977080/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceId=2/Black-C-DOS-RUN-Women.png

I actually have a sweatshirt that says that! :D

Just bought a T-shirt that says real women drink beer.

http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A1/76/A1764E-md.jpg

Just bought a T-shirt that says real women drink beer.


I have a t-shirt that says "Please Keep Your sheeshty Music To Yourself!"

I had a tshirt that had a stickman in a cape falling that said "Cape Does Not Enable User to Fly". Loved it.
Have one that says "Don't Make Me Release the Flying Monkeys"

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuL5OCZFfYq661MRu2i4QEcHQ8THZfAT5n4TCHISf1oyaaHilGKHLHVjyH

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/20531931/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=2.png/i-m-going-nucking-futs_design.png

Just bought a T-shirt that says real women drink beer.


REAL MEN DRINK APPLETINIS

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/138046645/appletini_womens_dark_tshirt.jpg?color=Red&height=460&width=460

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-U9Tumm9tMIs/T0fl8nLFARI/AAAAAAAAAnQ/uceR21exZFw/s1600/3.jpg

This might be a bit offensive so we'll see.  ;D^

REAL MEN DRINK APPLETINIS

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/138046645/appletini_womens_dark_tshirt.jpg?color=Red&height=460&width=460


The other day, I ordered a Bad Girl Martini. They changed the name to Bad Boy for me. >:-{

http://torso.de/images/product_images/popup_images/856_0.jpg

Sorry! I know this is against the rules!

I'm fine