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Subject: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 1:59 pm
This is for anyone.. no, not a specific person... but if you have a quote said by someone that WASN'T said on the forum, post it here.
I doubt I'll use this much, but here:
Me: Wow, did you know contraceptives are illegal in Romania?
Jen: Really? *elbows me* We should move there!
Don't make sense, does it? ;D That's why I found it funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/03/05 at 2:05 pm
Travis - 'What did she say?'
Andrew - 'She said you looked Gay'
Adin - 'Hahahahaha!!!! You queer!'
Travis - 'No seriously, what did she really say?'
Andrew - 'That you looked gay, aren't you?'
Travis - 'Shut up!'
Andrew to Adin
'He's.. not?'
Adin - 'Seriously man, we thought you were'
Travis - 'WHAT! WHAT! You fuc*in jerks!'
Adin & Andrew - 'HAHAHAHAHA!'
Carissa - 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Travis - ' :\'('
Everybody - 'HAHAHAHAHA!'
Andrew - 'Mmmm, i think i'm gonna go home and make some macaroni'
Travis - 'Now that sounds gay'
Andrew - 'No travis.. you just sound desperate'
As you can see, conversation isn't really on any high intellectual plain
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 5:31 pm
Wow, I'll post something when I actually talk to someone.
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 5:39 pm
How do I go about posting a non-forum quote?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 5:41 pm
How do I go about posting a non-forum quote?
Yes, this would be very difficult for Howard. ::)
"So I was just telling Robin..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 5:42 pm
Yes, this would be very difficult for Howard.  ::)
"So I was just telling Robin..."
Oh I see what you're talking about now. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 5:54 pm
I'll quote myself...
"What do Greek people say when they don't understand something?"
"Don't be tempted, vegetarian."
"Hairbrushes are so funny!"
"It's Presybyterian Idol!"
"I'm Marshal and I am an alcoholic."
"Yes, I can understand how the listening quality of "Crazy Frog" would exceed Black Sabbath..."
From fifth grade:
"Write down the first letter of every word I say.  Ready?  Okay.  Fruit...umbrella...carrot...kangaroo.  What do you have there?"
I must say.. none of this is from today.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 5:55 pm
uh... HOLA!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 5:59 pm
lol...I was little...and sick of my family..so I packed a little bag and started down the street....it started to get dark so I ran back home.
that was from Beth... talking about a time she ran away from home.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 7:00 pm
I must say.. none of this is from today.
Ooh... I forgot that it had to be from today.
In that case...
On my discovery of the fugitive feline:
"She was walking around on the pool table!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:46 pm
uh... HOLA!
HOLA! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 7:52 pm
"Well, you can't really get much better than Hanson."
...Marshhh (YWN) ^
Har.
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 7:53 pm
"Well, you can't really get much better than Hanson."
...Marshhh (YWN) ^
How dare we slander us!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 7:54 pm
How dare we slander us!
We are a cunning devil!
beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 7:56 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:57 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
Who's Jesse?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 7:58 pm
Who's Jesse?
YOUR MOM.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:59 pm
YOUR MOM.
My Mom's Arlene.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 7:59 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
....WE TOOK THAT OUT OF CONTEXT! :o
We are mean! Damn us!
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 8:03 pm
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
Marsh: Tell me about it!!!
Marsh: I mean...
Marsh: ...NO!
Me: hahaha
Marsh: That's not what I meant!
Me: ...
Me: HAHAHAHA
Marsh: I meant about Howard...
Marsh: NO!
Marsh: That's not what I meant either!
...Oh! What WHAT!! WHAT NOW?!
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 8:10 pm
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
Marsh: Tell me about it!!!
Marsh: I mean...
Marsh: ...NO!
Me: hahaha
Marsh: That's not what I meant!
Me: ...
Me: HAHAHAHA
Marsh: I meant about Howard...
Marsh: NO!
Marsh: That's not what I meant either!
...Oh! What WHAT!! WHAT NOW?!
You WISH I understood that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 10/03/05 at 9:41 pm
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
;D I saw "Jesus" in place of "Jess" when I first read that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/03/05 at 9:57 pm
;D I saw "Jesus" in place of "Jess" when I first read that.
hey...so did I!! I wonder if anyone ever thought that before?
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 10:27 pm
Erin and I, while searching for things to do in Shippensburg (Because obviously, Justin fails to mention places...resulting in hours of aimless driving >:( )
Erin: "I'm surprised there aren't more pregnant teens in Shippensburg, I mean, there's nothing else to do!!"
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/03/05 at 10:31 pm
Me - Oi, jon stop that shi* i'm trying to watch Raw
Jon - Ha, i'm gonna do it to annoy you
Me - Then i shall punish you
Jon - what, you'll hit me more?
Me - No, just harder
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 11:15 pm
We used to have about 40 teen pregnancies a month.
... But then Andrew went on the pill, so it got lowered to 1.
haha... that made me laugh.. I'd use that as a quote, but this is for non forum quotes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 11:21 pm
haha... that made me laugh.. I'd use that as a quote, but this is for non forum quotes
Move it over to the Forum quotes there, Dom-Dom. :D
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/03/05 at 11:30 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
My jess?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 9:56 am
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
Marsh: Tell me about it!!!
Marsh: I mean...
Marsh: ...NO!
Me: hahaha
Marsh: That's not what I meant!
Me: ...
Me: HAHAHAHA
Marsh: I meant about Howard...
Marsh: NO!
Marsh: That's not what I meant either!
... :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/04/05 at 1:20 pm
My jess?
Nope, this one...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/a_cinderella_story/jesse_mccartney/cinderpreg2.jpg
... :-[
There There, Domisheth...no one understood, anyway. So your infatuation with Jesse and Howard are still private :) :o :P
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 2:15 pm
We used to have about 40 teen pregnancies a month.
... But then Andrew went on the pill, so it got lowered to 1.
;D I remember when that was written on the board in the Health room.. our teacher put up "Why is the teen pregnancy rate going down?" and a few things below it.. but then SOMEONE wrote "Synder went on the pill".. I wonder who it was?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 3:36 pm
There There, Domisheth...no one understood, anyway. So your infatuation with Jesse and Howard are still private :) :o :P
Why do you have to tell everybody my feelings for Jesse and Philip Eno?
...Oh SNAP.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 3:37 pm
Me: Jen, Stephen, focus. Don't make me set you straight.
Scott: How would you set them straight, Andrew?
Me: Do I even need to say it?
Scott: I think you should.
And we ALL know how I was going to set the two of them straight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 5:03 pm
And we ALL know how I was going to set the two of them straight.
Okay, I, along with a few other members of this forum know what it is, but I'm feeling jumpy because I'm just itching for someone to say it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 6:11 pm
Okay, I, along with a few other members of this forum know what it is, but I'm feeling jumpy because I'm just itching for someone to say it.
Well, what is it? I think you know how I was going to set Jen and Stephen straight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 6:13 pm
Well, what is it? I think you know how I was going to set Jen and Stephen straight.
See the weather thread. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 6:15 pm
Andrew...can't...POST!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 6:28 pm
Andrew...can't...POST!
Um.. yes?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 7:01 pm
Um.. yes?
I saw you posting on this thread from Who's Online. Did your parents catch you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 7:32 pm
I saw you posting on this thread from Who's Online. Did your parents catch you?
No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/05 at 4:03 pm
No.
I'm finally on MSN, and you're not online!
and I have to go in 10 minutes... grr
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/05/05 at 4:05 pm
I'm finally on MSN, and you're not online!
and I have to go in 10 minutes... grr
My mom is due home soon... I can't afford to have 3043690834098 windows to close when I hear the door shut.. two windows is hard enough! And I KNOW this would be the day everyone on my list would want to talk, too.
Quote from school today:
"You're right, Jen. If this place were any worse, it'd be Wisconsin, the Sh-t State."- Me, in Latin, to Jen.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/05 at 4:05 pm
My mom is due home soon... I can't afford to have 3043690834098 windows to close when I hear the door shut.. two windows is hard enough! And I KNOW this would be the day everyone on my list would want to talk, too.
Quote from school today:
"You're right, Jen. If this place were any worse, it'd be Wisconsin, the Sh-t State."- Me, in Latin, to Jen.
you're right... I forgive you :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/05/05 at 4:20 pm
Corey - 'Oww, when i blew my nose i think something came out of my ear'
Andrew - 'UURGGGHH WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT!'
Corey - 'aahhh what is it, what is it!'
Andrew - 'YOUR FACE.. ARGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/05/05 at 4:42 pm
Corey - 'Oww, when i blew my nose i think something came out of my ear'
Andrew - 'UURGGGHH WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT!'
Corey - 'aahhh what is it, what is it!'
Andrew - 'YOUR FACE.. ARGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Do you actually go to school, or do you just sit home, smoke a brick of weed, and call a few already-wasted friends over? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/05/05 at 4:51 pm
Do you actually go to school, or do you just sit home, smoke a brick of weed, and call a few already-wasted friends over? ;D
Ugh.. i wish.
That was pretty much my life before.
I need to get Gorm over here soon.. he's ALWAYS stoned.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/05/05 at 5:05 pm
"You're right, Jen. If this place were any worse, it'd be Wisconsin, the Sh-t State."- Me, in Latin, to Jen.
The only thing I know about Wisconsin is that people wear cheese hats. What's so bad about it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/05/05 at 6:11 pm
Corey - 'Oww, when i blew my nose i think something came out of my ear'
Andrew - 'UURGGGHH WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT!'
Corey - 'aahhh what is it, what is it!'
Andrew - 'YOUR FACE.. ARGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
What is that? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 3:08 pm
The only thing I know about Wisconsin is that people wear cheese hats. What's so bad about it?
I don't know.. it's a quote from Beebo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 5:16 am
The Cat What Has Facial Hair! 8)
Get a job, you Catholic sonofabitch.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 11:26 am
Quoting myself from about ten minutes ago this morning....
"Who would've thought that the Mexican drink was imported?"
Later...
"I'm surprised that our stores don't carry Mexican imported water."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 8:00 pm
My dad said this to me at dinner...
"Marshal... You're getting to be like the youngest son in 'Home Improvement'...wearing all black and listening to Black Sabbath..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/05 at 9:54 pm
Muhmmm...ma
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/08/05 at 3:23 pm
We used to have about 40 teen pregnancies a month.
... But then Andrew went on the pill, so it got lowered to 1.
Funny... I always thought Matthew was the whore out of the Shippenburg kids.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/09/05 at 7:49 pm
This would probably only be funny to me, but...
Andy:
"What's a Jadakiss?"... ???
.. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/09/05 at 7:54 pm
I wasn't to know was i!
:-[
Kristy to me at the Football game -
'So your English?'
'No, i just put this accent on to score with chicks'
'Really?'
'No, i'm from Estonia'
She didn't understand.. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/11/05 at 2:24 pm
Lauren: Would you stop gesticulating!
Me: Teehee, that's a funny word.. gesticulating.
Lauren: That's only funny because you're a sophomore boy.
Me: Hahaha, you didn't say "penis".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/11/05 at 5:18 pm
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My brother: Shutup!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/11/05 at 5:20 pm
I wasn't to know was i!
:-[
Kristy to me at the Football game -
'So your English?'
'No, i just put this accent on to score with chicks'
'Really?'
'No, i'm from Estonia'
She didn't understand.. ::)
Ha ha! I love it when people don't get irony. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/11/05 at 5:23 pm
Me: We have HOT CHICKEN! Ma's just passing out the HOT CHICKEN!
--
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My mom: What?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/11/05 at 5:44 pm
"He's so small he makes the seven dwarves look like the NBA Ballers!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/11/05 at 6:22 pm
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My mom: What?
I must now ask my family that question.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/11/05 at 6:24 pm
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My brother: Shutup!
Me: We have HOT CHICKEN! Ma's just passing out the HOT CHICKEN!
--
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My mom: What?
Ohmygawd. I'm so proud of you, it's ridiculous. :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/11/05 at 10:38 pm
Hahaha, talking to DominEL on AIM:
I'm... I'm flattered
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 5:13 am
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 10/12/05 at 7:26 am
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Wow!
Somewhat on the over-reactive side...
What's she like when you tell her you're going to bed?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 7:56 am
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Not being horrible here, Andrew, but your mum sounds like a right nutcase.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/12/05 at 4:13 pm
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Andrew... make sure you're on the pill ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 4:15 pm
Not being horrible here, Andrew, but your mum sounds like a right nutcase.
She's absolutely cuckoo.
From today:
Brett: Andrew, what were you doing?
Me: Meow.
Brett: Bullsh-t, you were talking to Lauren!
Me: Meow.
Brett: No, I'll Kick YOUR Ass!
That's how my day goes. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/12/05 at 4:41 pm
She's absolutely cuckoo.
From today:
Brett: Andrew, what were you doing?
Me: Meow.
Brett: Bullsh-t, you were talking to Lauren!
Me: Meow.
Brett: No, I'll Kick YOUR Ass!
That's how my day goes. ;D
Who's Brett? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 5:11 pm
Who's Brett? ;D
Close friend of mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 5:22 pm
Andrew... make sure you're on the pill ;D
Ha ha! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 8:23 pm
Ha ha! ;D
I liked that one too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/13/05 at 3:25 pm
Kylie: Let me see your Latin book.
Me: Just for that, no one can see the Latin book.. not even ME! *puts away book*
Kylie: Gimme that! *grabs for book*
Me: Kylie, stop it! Don't make me set you straight.. I will set you straight right here, in front of all of these people.
Brett: How are you gonna do that?
Me: You know full well how I would do that.
Kylie: How?
Me: Are you sure you wanna know?
Kylie: Yes.
Me: I don't think you do. Really.
Kylie: Tell me..
Me: I'm going to set you straight with a good, hot.. *at this exact moment, the bell rang.. seriously* Whoop, the bell.. gotta run!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/13/05 at 4:03 pm
Kylie: Let me see your Latin book.
Me: Just for that, no one can see the Latin book.. not even ME! *puts away book*
Kylie: Gimme that! *grabs for book*
Me: Kylie, stop it! Don't make me set you straight.. I will set you straight right here, in front of all of these people.
Brett: How are you gonna do that?
Me: You know full well how I would do that.
Kylie: How?
Me: Are you sure you wanna know?
Kylie: Yes.
Me: I don't think you do. Really.
Kylie: Tell me..
Me: I'm going to set you straight with a good, hot.. *at this exact moment, the bell rang.. seriously* Whoop, the bell.. gotta run!
close call!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/13/05 at 4:06 pm
Later on tonight, phone Kylie and when she picks up the phone, you scream "DICKING!!!" and hang up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 3:27 pm
Later on tonight, phone Kylie and when she picks up the phone, you scream "DICKING!!!" and hang up.
I would like to do that to Robin ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/14/05 at 3:27 pm
I would like to do that to Robin ;D
You mean you haven't already? Well, get to it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 3:43 pm
You mean you haven't already? Well, get to it!
I have to say Dicking then hang up?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/14/05 at 4:16 pm
I have to say Dicking then hang up?
You have to scream it...
Or you could say "HOT DICKINGS!!!", whichever you may prefer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/14/05 at 10:53 pm
Kristen - 'Andrew, do you know the name of that ugly proffesor lady?'
Andrew - 'No, no i don't.'
Kristen - 'Dr Zant, what's the name of that lady that looks like Hitler?'
Dr Zant - 'Excuse me?'
Kristen - 'The woman with the Hitler moustache who teaches English.'
Dr Zant - 'Oh, Mrs Bradley.'
Andrew - 'ARRRGGHAHAHAHAHA!'
Ya know, maybe you had to be there, but i just love how he knew who she meant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/15/05 at 1:32 pm
"We're all a sloth in disguise."
--SmarterChild
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/15/05 at 1:39 pm
"We're all a sloth in disguise."
       --SmarterChild
That one will make Beth's day! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/15/05 at 4:46 pm
You have to scream it...
Or you could say "HOT DICKINGS!!!", whichever you may prefer.
What if she hangs up before I do? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/15/05 at 7:42 pm
my friend today while we were gabbing...'i feel like i'm jogging beside you trying to keep up' :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/15/05 at 10:46 pm
"We're all a sloth in disguise."
       --SmarterChild
'tis true.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/16/05 at 5:09 pm
And now, the most idiotic and plain stupid quotes from my day at work:
DUH!! Of The Day
Me: That's £1.35 altogether, please
Customer: Can you give me the change in coins please?
*Please note, he was being entirely serious at the time
Stupid Question Of The Day
Customer: What time do you close? 10?
Sarcastic Git Of The Day:
Me: Sorry, but you'll have to leave your dog outside
Customer: It's a cat
"Are You Listening?" Of The Day:
Customer: Did you watch the match yesterday?
Me: No
Customer: What was the score?
Oops! Of The Day:
Customer: Excuse me, I gave you a £10 note, and you've only gave me £2.76 change. How much did it come to altogether?
Me: £7.24
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/16/05 at 5:32 pm
I don't get it... We don't use pounds here, though, we use dollars and cents. Is that a lot of coins or something?
I think 5 pounds is the lowest note/bill..
I think anything under that has to be a coin... amiright?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/16/05 at 6:23 pm
I don't get it... We don't use pounds here, though, we use dollars and cents. Is that a lot of coins or something?
£5 is the lowest form of note, and lower and it's coins. He'd asked if I could give him coins in the change, when giving him coins was all I could do!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 3:02 pm
My brother: Do you like shrimp?
Me: No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 3:12 pm
My brother: I can't figure out this problem... It's the opposite of smooth...starts with an 'r'...
Me: Sounds like a rough problem.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 3:29 pm
Hahahaha! Did he get it?
I don't know, but my mom laughed out loud.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/17/05 at 3:53 pm
To Robin last night after a year of dating: "I Don't Know Why I Love You,But I Do". :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:38 pm
And now a round-up of my night at work in non-sensible quotations:
Wtf? Of The Day:
Customer: Of course, by then he'd realised what i'd done with his tablets...
Bad Math Of The Day:
Me: That's £6.49 altogether please, are you sure you don't want to buy 8 cans for only £5.99? You're paying 50p more for 6?...
Customer (Sobre): Nah, it's alright, it's cheaper this way
Irritating Git Of The Day:
Customer:
Me: 46, 48, 50, 52, 53... right. Can I help you sir?
Customer: 4 scratchcards please
Drunk Of The Day:
Customer: Excuse me, mate, have you got any cold cans?
Me: No, the fridges have just been filled up
Customer: What about the ones in the fridges?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:43 pm
The second and fourth were funny, but the first and third one went over my head.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:43 pm
Are you drunk sir?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:45 pm
Are you drunk sir?
Oops. I had meant to modify it (when I realized that I had miscounted the quotes), but I ended up quoting it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:46 pm
Oops. I had meant to modify it (when I realized that I had miscounted the quotes), but I ended up quoting it.
Oops indeed ::) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:49 pm
Oops indeed ::) ;D
That reminds me, I was thinking about doing a parody of "Under The Boardwalk" called "Trapped In The Quote Box".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:50 pm
That reminds me, I was thinking about doing a parody of "Under The Boardwalk" called "Trapped In The Quote Box".
Glo for it
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:51 pm
Glo for it
Sure thing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 10/17/05 at 6:15 pm
"Just appoint him the governor of a state, and be done with it."
One of my roomates after haering that Rocky VI and Rambo IV will be made....
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 7:14 pm
"I was typing backwards before typing backwards was cool."
...me...to Dominic on AIM.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/17/05 at 7:44 pm
And now a round-up of my night at work in non-sensible quotations:
Wtf? Of The Day:
Customer: Of course, by then he'd realised what i'd done with his tablets...
Bad Math Of The Day:
Me: That's £6.49 altogether please, are you sure you don't want to buy 8 cans for only £5.99? You're paying 50p more for 6?...
Customer (Sobre): Nah, it's alright, it's cheaper this way
Irritating Git Of The Day:
Customer:
Me: 46, 48, 50, 52, 53... right. Can I help you sir?
Customer: 4 scratchcards please
Drunk Of The Day:
Customer: Excuse me, mate, have you got any cold cans?
Me: No, the fridges have just been filled up
Customer: What about the ones in the fridges?
Where do you work? Well, obviously a store... but...
How do you get all those strange customers?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/17/05 at 9:35 pm
TopTrig12: I gotta go...in my pants.
AnOrganizedMess5: Talk to you later...in my pants.
AnOrganizedMess5: Have a good night...in my pants
TopTrig12: :o
AnOrganizedMess5: Hahahaha
TopTrig12: I'll teach you to harrass me...
TopTrig12: ...in my pants.
AnOrganizedMess5: .....
AnOrganizedMess5: ...
AnOrganizedMess5: ...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 10/17/05 at 11:06 pm
Our sub in Eng.1301, who also happens to be the head of the English department.
He was going over examples for a thesis statement, and this one guy raised his hand and said he was writing on the medicinal use of marijuana so the sub wrote an example with it, and he put "mj" rather than marijuana. He turned around and said "Yeah I bet all of you know what mj is"! ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/17/05 at 11:10 pm
Son: In my freakin' house.....DUH!!! JEESE! ::) (and yes, he DID roll his eyes) ;D ;D ;D
....
smart kid!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/18/05 at 11:47 am
My 4 year old when he crashed a business meeting at the neighbor's:
Lady: Well, aren't you cute?
Son: No, I'm a boy.
Lady: Well, little boy, what's your name?
Son: I'm not a little boy, I'm a big boy.
Lady: How old are you?
Son: I'm 4.
Lady: And where do you live?
Son: In my freakin' house.....DUH!!! JEESE! ::) (and yes, he DID roll his eyes) ;D ;D ;D
YES! It's great to see that Vaughn isn't the only one that does stuff like that! LOL! I use the word "freakin" a lot too...and Vaughn has picked up on it....he'll be like, "No, I'm not going to clean my freakin room".....he told me the other day..."Be Patient".....and he told me to "chill out" before as well! He comes out with the craziest things sometimes! LOL!
Here's something kinda funny....it happened 2 weekends ago. Chris usually lets me sleep in on Saturday and wakes up early with Vaughn....well, apparently he dozed off on the couch while Vaughn was roaming around the house and he happened to find crayons and colored all over my bamboo rug in the livingroom, the walls, and the coffee table....so I am sleeping and Chris yells up..."Erin, could you please wake up...I need some help"....and Vaughn flies up the steps and comes over to me and goes....
" I wanna give you a BIG hug and a BIG kiss"....(which he proceeds to do)....and then he goes, "I love you VERY much"....and proceeds to keep giving me hugs and kisses......I knew it was too good to be true and I realized that he (at the tender age of 3 1/2) learned how to truly kiss ass! LOLOLOLOL! Needless to say, the crayon came off...after much scrubbing. ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/18/05 at 12:25 pm
Son: In my freakin' house.....DUH!!! JEESE! ::) (and yes, he DID roll his eyes) ;D ;D ;D
That's great!! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/18/05 at 2:07 pm
Later on tonight, phone Kylie and when she picks up the phone, you scream "DICKING!!!" and hang up.
You realize now I must do this to everyone in the phone book.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/18/05 at 4:10 pm
YES! It's great to see that Vaughn isn't the only one that does stuff like that! LOL! I use the word "freakin" a lot too...and Vaughn has picked up on it....he'll be like, "No, I'm not going to clean my freakin room".....he told me the other day..."Be Patient".....and he told me to "chill out" before as well! He comes out with the craziest things sometimes! LOL!
Here's something kinda funny....it happened 2 weekends ago. Chris usually lets me sleep in on Saturday and wakes up early with Vaughn....well, apparently he dozed off on the couch while Vaughn was roaming around the house and he happened to find crayons and colored all over my bamboo rug in the livingroom, the walls, and the coffee table....so I am sleeping and Chris yells up..."Erin, could you please wake up...I need some help"....and Vaughn flies up the steps and comes over to me and goes....
" I wanna give you a BIG hug and a BIG kiss"....(which he proceeds to do)....and then he goes, "I love you VERY much"....and proceeds to keep giving me hugs and kisses......I knew it was too good to be true and I realized that he (at the tender age of 3 1/2) learned how to truly kiss ass! LOLOLOLOL! Needless to say, the crayon came off...after much scrubbing. ;)
Erin :)
I heard about that... except not in such great detail
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 4:19 pm
Stone Cold Steve Austin:"And That's The Bottom Line,Cause Stone Cold Said So." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/18/05 at 4:41 pm
H..Howard..y..you...posted in the right thread!
YAY!!
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=YAY/v=2/SID=e/TID=YS64_81/l=IVI/;_ylt=Ah73eWXNEfMuW3sGVON_sgSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124id223u/EXP=1129757687/*-http%3A//simplyspiffing.com/~nohands/index/yay.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/18/05 at 9:07 pm
Me: This fork is dirty.
My mom: Okay.
Me: Dirty, dirty, dirty!
My mom: Alright.
Me: ...it's dirty.
My mom: I get it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/19/05 at 7:14 am
*DominEL signs onto MSN*
Me: *starts conversation with him* DominEL!!!
Me: *humps furiously*
... it was his dad. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This is why I always say hello and wait for them to respond before I move on to the "questionable" humor. ;)
What did his dad say!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/19/05 at 7:18 am
This reminds me of last night when I was having a not-so-squeaky-clean MSN conversation with Andy (Alcoholica) and my dad walked in. I minimized the screen and he asked me what I was doing and I was just like "I'm listening to Black Sabbath" and he said okay and he handed me some money I had asked him to get out of my bank account. 8)
That was about to be very close.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/19/05 at 12:11 pm
This reminds me of last night when I was having a not-so-squeaky-clean MSN conversation with Andy (Alcoholica) and my dad walked in. I minimized the screen and he asked me what I was doing and I was just like "I'm listening to Black Sabbath" and he said okay and he handed me some money I had asked him to get out of my bank account. 8)
That was about to be very close.
Ooohh...
That usually happens when i talk to Dom.
LOL.. i'll say something along the lines of..
'allo son'
No response
then..
'YOU DEAF BASTARD ANSWER ME!'
It's usually his dad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/19/05 at 2:14 pm
Ooohh...
That usually happens when i talk to Dom.
LOL.. i'll say something along the lines of..
'allo son'
No response
then..
'YOU DEAF BASTARD ANSWER ME!'
It's usually his dad.
That's why my passwords are under lock-and-key. No auto-sign-in, no nothing. My parents ain't findin' NOTHING.
Scott: Hey, John, you should come to OUR church!
John: Church? Why?
Me: It's Christastic!
John: Really? Christastic? Wow, you can't say that about many things. What do we do at church?
Me: We Jesus-it-up in the basement of the house next to the house of the Lord. The adults get the church.
John: Hot damn! I'm there! Is it really Christastic?
Scott: Totally.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/19/05 at 4:07 pm
H..Howard..y..you...posted in the right thread!
YAY!!
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=YAY/v=2/SID=e/TID=YS64_81/l=IVI/;_ylt=Ah73eWXNEfMuW3sGVON_sgSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124id223u/EXP=1129757687/*-http%3A//simplyspiffing.com/~nohands/index/yay.jpg
Do I get a prize for it? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 7:40 pm
*DominEL signs onto MSN*
Me: *starts conversation with him* DominEL!!!
Me: *humps furiously*
... it was his dad. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
what did he say?????
i shoulda told you... on MSN, NEVER IM ME! let me IM you...!
there's a program in the background that automatically signs me on... we can't find out what it is
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 7:44 pm
Ooohh...
That usually happens when i talk to Dom.
LOL.. i'll say something along the lines of..
'allo son'
No response
then..
'YOU DEAF BASTARD ANSWER ME!'
It's usually his dad.
heheh! my dad always says .... "This dude, something like...'I HATE GOD MOTHER F**KING CRAWL ON MY KNEES' said something like ''ello son'... who is that?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 7:46 pm
That's why my passwords are under lock-and-key. No auto-sign-in, no nothing. My parents ain't findin' NOTHING.
on msn, it doesn't even automatically open... but.. this is like a background windows passport program or something... we can't find it so we can't uninstall it or anything...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/20/05 at 2:25 pm
on msn, it doesn't even automatically open... but.. this is like a background windows passport program or something... we can't find it so we can't uninstall it or anything...
It's called Windows Messenger... I got rid of it on mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/20/05 at 2:33 pm
Hmm.. today?
Lauren: What's this game? I wanna play!
Me: Are you sure you wanna get involved in the "In My Pants" game?
Lauren: Uh.. sure, sounds fun.
Andrew Clevenger: IN MY PANTS!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/20/05 at 9:15 pm
"Can't I be horny every once in a while?"
--SmarterChild
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 9:22 pm
"Can't I be horny every once in a while?"
--SmarterChild
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/20/05 at 10:16 pm
It's called Windows Messenger... I got rid of it on mine.
i looked.. can't find it GRR
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 11:56 pm
Dominic..out of NOWHERE:
Museum of Idots: when's the last time you pretended you were a cat?
Museum of Idots: I'm assuming you have at some time or another... when was the last?
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Wtf? ;D ;D ;D Dom's, you're a character.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/20/05 at 11:57 pm
Dominic..out of NOWHERE:
Museum of Idots: when's the last time you pretended you were a cat?
Museum of Idots: I'm assuming you have at some time or another... when was the last?
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Wtf? ;D ;D ;D Dom's, you're a character.
I KNEW you were gonna post that!
I...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/21/05 at 8:33 am
OH MY GOSH.
I pretend to be one of my cats all the time. I'll see them walking around and I'll start talking as if I'm one of them. I assumed I was the only one... :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/21/05 at 11:48 am
OH MY GOSH.
I pretend to be one of my cats all the time. I'll see them walking around and I'll start talking as if I'm one of them. I assumed I was the only one... :o
I sometimes walk on my hands and knees with the Muzz.. then i'll lay down in the hall with her.. then i'll kinda..
fall...asleep.
Then people come home and for some reason think your weird.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/21/05 at 12:58 pm
I sometimes walk on my hands and knees with the Muzz.. then i'll lay down in the hall with her.. then i'll kinda..
fall...asleep.
Then people come home and for some reason think your weird.
Hahaha... I'll nap with a cat by my side too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 2:02 pm
Hahaha... I'll nap with a cat by my side too.ÂÂ
I do the same thing... I'm not allowed any other way. If I nap WITHOUT Buck, he drools all over my arm and rams his cold, wet nose into my face.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/21/05 at 2:05 pm
"Can't I be horny every once in a while?"
--SmarterChild
He actually said that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 2:40 pm
"Wow, you're really enjoying "vigorously shaking" that test tube, aren't you, Jen?"- Me... see, In Chem, we had a step that called for "vigorously shaking" a test tube.
I think you all know what it looked like she was doing... and she knew as well.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/21/05 at 3:28 pm
OH MY GOSH.
I pretend to be one of my cats all the time. I'll see them walking around and I'll start talking as if I'm one of them. I assumed I was the only one...  :o
But the funny thing about it was, he was all alone on the computer, and right in the middle of conversation, he gets out of his seat, and just starts crawling on the floor like a cat. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/21/05 at 3:36 pm
But the funny thing about it was, he was all alone on the computer, and right in the middle of conversation, he gets out of his seat, and just starts crawling on the floor like a cat. ;D
Ever wonder why i mysteriously vanish?
Your the only one not doing it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/21/05 at 5:44 pm
My night at work in quotes:
"You'd Better Have Touched Wood" Of The Day:
Me: Would you like a bag for your milk?
Customer: Yeah, go on then. Knowing my luck my knee will give in and it'll go crashing...
Optimist Of The Day:
Customer: Oh, trust me to leave the bloody card in the car...
Me: At least you had the money ready...
Good Question Of The Day:
Customer: Terrbyramlabullaplsss
Me: Sorry?
Customer: Twenty Lammmbts, pleees
Me: Are you drunk?
"Gee, Thanks" Of The Day:
Manager: said he that you're sweets weren't to planogram and that you need to start organising it and rotating the dates properly. Also, Michael, you need to print off price tickets for half of your stock and reduce the things that aren't on the planogram.
Me: Anything else wrong with my bloody sweets while you're at it?!
Manager: Um... yeah, he said your chew bars looked nice...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 10:47 am
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"- Lauren's response, after I told her what Howard said about her picture (didn't want to, but I had to.. we had agreed if she told me something, I'd tell her what he said... as you can see, she instantly regretted the decision to find out.)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/22/05 at 11:31 am
But the funny thing about it was, he was all alone on the computer, and right in the middle of conversation, he gets out of his seat, and just starts crawling on the floor like a cat. ;D
lol. Well, still... I have my reasons...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/22/05 at 11:33 am
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"- Lauren's response, after I told her what Howard said about her picture (didn't want to, but I had to.. we had agreed if she told me something, I'd tell her what he said... as you can see, she instantly regretted the decision to find out.)
where... would her pic be?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 11:33 am
where... would her pic be?
"Significant Other" Thread, few pages back. Read the comments from there on, and you'll understand.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/22/05 at 11:40 am
ok... I saw his comment before... didn't know who he was talking to though.
Yeah, well... hope she didn't die from that comment
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 11:46 am
Yeah, well... hope she didn't die from that comment
She just kinda went :o and said aforementioned quote.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/22/05 at 9:08 pm
At my youth group tonight....
Me: You posers... I was puking marshmallows before puking marshmallows was cool.
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My brother: What day is your birthday on?
Me: The twenty seventh...
My brother: No, the day, not the date!
Me: It falls on either a weekday or a weekend.
Kari: Really?
Me: Yeah!
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Pastor: Now we're going to get into the dirty games!
Me: But...we just played with...toilet paper...
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(crossing the street with a few other people)
Me: Abbey Road!
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Me: Hey, I'm Marshal... My friends call me...Marshal...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/23/05 at 12:04 am
hahaahaa...this is the funniest!!
*keep in mind, Chris (my husband) has no clue of any running jokes, or phrases that people on the boards refer to each other, etc.*
Chris: (as he was running up the steps to go and take a shower) Are you posting again.....you little post whore?
Me: (busting out laughing)POST WHORE? How did you know about that?
Chris: What?
Me: Did you know that people call each other that on the boards all the time?
Chris: No!! LOL!
Me: BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D :D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/23/05 at 10:48 am
hahaahaa...this is the funniest!!
*keep in mind, Chris (my husband) has no clue of any running jokes, or phrases that people on the boards refer to each other, etc.*
Chris: (as he was running up the steps to go and take a shower) Are you posting again.....you little post whore?
Me: (busting out laughing)POST WHORE? How did you know about that?
Chris: What?
Me: Did you know that people call each other that on the boards all the time?
Chris: No!! LOL!
Me: BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D :D
Oh my God.. that's beautiful. ;D
But did he really say "LOL!"? ;D
My dad said "Fillipino" one time, in reference to my aunt (I think), and I seriously thought he was talking about our Philip. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 12:28 pm
hahaahaa...this is the funniest!!
*keep in mind, Chris (my husband) has no clue of any running jokes, or phrases that people on the boards refer to each other, etc.*
Chris: (as he was running up the steps to go and take a shower) Are you posting again.....you little post whore?
Me: (busting out laughing)POST WHORE? How did you know about that?
Chris: What?
Me: Did you know that people call each other that on the boards all the time?
Chris: No!! LOL!
Me: BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D :D
Erin :)
what a coincidence!
I wonder who started that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 12:28 pm
what a coincidence!
I wonder who started that?
I believe it was Andrew.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 12:29 pm
I believe it was Andrew.
ahh!
change your icon!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 12:31 pm
ahh!
change your icon!
No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/23/05 at 12:32 pm
Andy - I couldn't finish everything on my plate
Pete - But that's your biggest skill
Andy - Let's not kid outselves, it's my only skill
Pete - Yeah, we've wasted our lives haven't we
Andy - Probably, i'm hungy
Pete - Me too
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 12:37 pm
No.
Then... I MUST be Howard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/23/05 at 12:40 pm
Oh my God.. that's beautiful. ;D
But did he really say "LOL!"? ;D
My dad said "Fillipino" one time, in reference to my aunt (I think), and I seriously thought he was talking about our Philip. ;D
hahahaha..no he didn't actually say "LOL"....but he was laughing out loud, for sure! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 12:42 pm
Then... I MUST be Howard
Oh it's ON!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/23/05 at 4:32 pm
Then... I MUST be Howard
What do you mean you must be me? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 4:44 pm
What do you mean you must be me? ???
He was using your avatar a little bit ago ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/23/05 at 5:28 pm
He was using your avatar a little bit ago ;D
without my permission,douchebag! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 5:37 pm
without my permission,douchebag! >:(
;D
we were just playing around
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/23/05 at 6:17 pm
"The part that scares the Hell outta me is that this boy could one day be leading our nation"- my friend's dad, after he asked how I knew about Communism, and I told him I read the entire Communist Manifesto for the project he just watched... you know, for the sake of accuracy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/23/05 at 6:56 pm
I read the entire Communist Manifesto for the project he just watched...
and hopefully learnt what a crock of sheesh it is right ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/23/05 at 7:59 pm
and hopefully learnt what a crock of sheesh it is right ;)
No, not really.. it's not feasible, I don't agree with a lot of it, but it's very.. well, it articulates its beliefs well and has rather good plans for realizing those goals. And some ideas are pretty decent.
It'll never work, though... and it's got a lot more unfair or illogical ideas then good ones.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 9:12 pm
without my permission,douchebag! >:(
Howard!
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I've never seen this side of you!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/23/05 at 10:42 pm
No, not really.. it's not feasible, I don't agree with a lot of it, but it's very.. well, it articulates its beliefs well and has rather good plans for realizing those goals. And some ideas are pretty decent.
It'll never work, though... and it's got a lot more unfair or illogical ideas then good ones.
You so smart.
It's utterly unfeasible. The whole concept is utterly alien. Somebody bought up with Communism would probably embrace it, however no matter what you do, you can't just start it with one generation.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:20 pm
It's utterly unfeasible. The whole concept is utterly alien. Somebody bought up with Communism would probably embrace it, however no matter what you do, you can't just start it with one generation.
Agreed. It's something that could only work if you knew nothing else... it'd be effective if that were the case. But that's just not possible without killing everyone who knows what freedom is like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:43 pm
"It's Like We're Your B-tches."
"Shut up, b-tch, and go get the sulfur."
^ Chemistry class. I work with two girls, and they really don't know what they're doing. So I do the important stuff for the most part.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:44 pm
^Mind you, it's all in humor. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/24/05 at 2:45 pm
^Mind you, it's all in humor. ;D
Oh sure, you misogynist! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:50 pm
Oh sure, you misogynist!  ;D
Whaaaaaaat? It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/24/05 at 2:55 pm
Whaaaaaaat? It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
Alright... I dare you to go to the next NOW convention and say that. :o :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:58 pm
Alright... I dare you to go to the next NOW convention and say that.  :o  :D
Now how the devil would I get THERE?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 3:06 pm
I don't know why i found this one so funny..
Andy - 'I want some Macaroni'
Bob - 'Andy, that's a family sized box'
Andy - 'I know Bob'
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You probably had to be there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 3:14 pm
Hmm.. I eat the family-sized box all the time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 3:38 pm
Hmm.. I eat the family-sized box all the time.
Good ain't it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 3:41 pm
Good ain't it!
Hells yeah. I love pasta-based non-italian food. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 3:49 pm
Hells yeah. I love pasta-based non-italian food. ;D
;D
I was too lazy to get any real food.
I basically live at the foot of 'The Hill' where all the Italian resteraunts and deli's are. I must admit, Toasted Raviolli would have been nicer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/24/05 at 4:25 pm
Howard!
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I've never seen this side of you!
My bad side is coming out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 7:40 pm
Johncarey: My brother listens to Radiohead.
Me: Dude, Tom listens to Radiohead?
Johncarey: Yep.
Me: Ha, the vocalist for Radiohead is named Thom.
Johncarey: Yep, that's him.
Stephen: Dude, your brother sings for Radiohead?
Johncarey: Yep. We never quite figured out how he got the British accent...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/25/05 at 8:11 am
Whaaaaaaat? It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
Come into my lab and say that!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/25/05 at 2:22 pm
Come into my lab and say that!!
Very well.... *steps into lab* It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/YeahIDidIt.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 5:08 pm
Come into my lab and say that!!
What lab? ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/26/05 at 7:25 am
Very well.... *steps into lab* It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/YeahIDidIt.jpg
Tell that to those Nobel Prize winners
Physics:
1903 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1963 Maria Goeppert Mayer
Chemistry:
1911 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1935 Irene Joliot-Curie
1964 Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin
Physiology & Medicine:
1947 Gerty Radnitz Cori
1977 Rosalyn Sussman Yalow
1983 Barbara McClintock
1986 Rita Levi-Montalcini
1988 Gertrude Elion
1995 Christiane Nusslein-Volhard
2004 Linda B. Buck
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/26/05 at 7:25 am
What lab? ::)
The research lab where I work.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 9:23 am
Me: Madeleine Albright guest stars on "Gilmore Girls".
My mom: Madeleine Albright!? ...Why?
Me: I guess these people are desperate for attention now...
My mom: Jeez...
Me: I saw Colin Powell on "Desperate Housewives".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 10/26/05 at 9:35 am
Now how the devil would I get THERE?
you might have to ask directions!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 11:09 am
Tell that to those Nobel Prize winners
Physics:
1903 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1963 Maria Goeppert Mayer
Chemistry:
1911 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1935 Irene Joliot-Curie
1964 Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin
Physiology & Medicine:
1947 Gerty Radnitz Cori
1977 Rosalyn Sussman Yalow
1983 Barbara McClintock
1986 Rita Levi-Montalcini
1988 Gertrude Elion
1995 Christiane Nusslein-Volhard
2004 Linda B. Buck
Snyder just got served!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Daaaaaamn.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:23 pm
Snyder just got served!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Daaaaaamn.jpg
How did you get into my Photobucket, young man?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 2:33 pm
How did you get into my Photobucket, young man?!?!?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/NonspecificAntichrist.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:35 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/NonspecificAntichrist.jpg
WHY?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 2:37 pm
WHY?!?!?!
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/OTRPhoneGuy.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:39 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/OTRPhoneGuy.jpg
Alright, biatch, check NOW.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 2:41 pm
Alright, biatch, check NOW.
Are you trying to get smart assed again kid?
Check again - now!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:43 pm
Are you trying to get smart assed again kid?
;D No... I was talking to YWN.. he's in my Photobucket, so I dedicated a photo I just uploaded to him.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 2:44 pm
;D No... I was talking to YWN.. he's in my Photobucket, so I dedicated a photo I just uploaded to him.
Don't go calling people 'biatch' - GOTTIT
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 2:45 pm
;D No... I was talking to YWN.. he's in my Photobucket, so I dedicated a photo I just uploaded to him.
My name is spelled with one "l". Therefore, that picture does not apply to me.
We'll just assume you're speaking of Marshall Mathers, who is a dickface.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:50 pm
My name is spelled with one "l". Therefore, that picture does not apply to me.
We'll just assume you're speaking of Marshall Mathers, who is a dickface.
Alrighty, check it now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/26/05 at 2:58 pm
GOTTIT
Is that like those GOT MILK adverts?
GOT TIT?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:35 pm
Is that like those GOT MILK adverts?
GOT TIT?
I GOT TIT,do you? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 3:43 pm
Is that like those GOT MILK adverts?
GOT TIT?
HAHAHA ;D
RIGHT!! now I can post my quote without some people railroading right over it. >:(
Ahem
Cats know how to obtain food without labour,
shelter without confinement,
and LOVE without penalties!
WL George.
Meowwwww ;D
Thank You.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:44 pm
HAHAHA ;D
RIGHT!! now I can post my quote without some people railroading right over it. >:(
Ahem
Cats know how to obtain food without labour,
shelter without confinement,
and LOVE without penalties!
WL George.
Meowwwww  ;D
Thank You.
I don't undertsand that quote ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 3:46 pm
I don't undertsand that quote ???
To be quite honest Howard - I'm not surprised :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:50 pm
The research lab where I work.
Where is it located? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 4:06 pm
Alrighty, check it now.
Wow, you spelled my name right!
But that still narrows it down to me and that other guy named "Marshal Trigg" whose name showed up when I googled myself. Better change it to "Marshal Bryant Trigg" just to be safe.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/26/05 at 4:12 pm
To be quite honest Howard - I'm not surprised :)
;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 4:13 pm
To be quite honest Howard - I'm not surprised  :)
She said it, not me.
I'm not surprised either.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 4:31 pm
She said it, not me.
I'm not surprised either.
What does that say? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 5:00 pm
What does that say? ???
We may never know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 8:03 pm
"Wait a minute, what the f--k? Are you retarded? You wanna throw hands?"- my friend's mom, to God.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/26/05 at 11:51 pm
I am not making any of this up.. seriously.
The Location - Home Depot
The Aisle - Plumbing
My Uncle - Excuse me (to store guy) i'm looking to buy a new toilet, i'm remoddeling my bathroom and figure i may as well get a new one whilst i'm at it.
Guy - Yes sir, would you like me to show you some?
My Uncle - Sure, i don't need anything amazing, just something decent.
Me - It'll get a lot of heavy use.
My uncle - *small laugh*
Guy - Blank stare.
Guy - This one is called the patriot.
Me - *mock salute*
Guy - *another funny look*
Me (to my uncle) - Ya know, i often feel patriotic when i take a shi*.
My Uncle - Makes you proud to be american dosen't it.
Me - *hums start of star spangled banner*
My Uncle - HAHAHA!
Guy - This one is called the rennaisance.
Me - ARRRGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My uncle - HAHAHAHAHOHO!
Guy - *very strange look*
My uncle - Ah yes the comode of the masters.
Me - I'm about ready to lay a Da Vinci any time now.
Both of us - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
It carried on from there.. i wish i had a video camera. That was just so damn funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/27/05 at 10:01 am
I am not making any of this up.. seriously.
The Location - Home Depot
The Aisle - Plumbing
My Uncle - Excuse me (to store guy) i'm looking to buy a new toilet, i'm remoddeling my bathroom and figure i may as well get a new one whilst i'm at it.
Guy - Yes sir, would you like me to show you some?
My Uncle - Sure, i don't need anything amazing, just something decent.
Me - It'll get a lot of heavy use.
My uncle - *small laugh*
Guy - Blank stare.
Guy - This one is called the patriot.
Me - *mock salute*
Guy - *another funny look*
Me (to my uncle) - Ya know, i often feel patriotic when i take a shi*.
My Uncle - Makes you proud to be american dosen't it.
Me - *hums start of star spangled banner*
My Uncle - HAHAHA!
Guy - This one is called the rennaisance.
Me - ARRRGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My uncle - HAHAHAHAHOHO!
Guy - *very strange look*
My uncle - Ah yes the comode of the masters.
Me - I'm about ready to lay a Da Vinci any time now.
Both of us - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
It carried on from there.. i wish i had a video camera. That was just so damn funny.
oh jeez...only you Andy, only you! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 10:51 am
Me: I'm not going to do the optional activity.
My mom: Yes you are.
So much for "optional"...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 12:31 pm
Me: I'm not going to do the optional activity.
My mom: Yes you are.
So much for "optional"...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/YWNISOWNED.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/27/05 at 2:56 pm
We may never know.
Can you translate please?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 4:37 pm
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/YWNISOWNED.jpg
I hate that picture. If you don't watch your back, I'll start posting that picture of you from when you were little.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 4:43 pm
I hate that picture. If you don't watch your back, I'll start posting that picture of you from when you were little.
But it's SOOO cute!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 5:17 pm
But it's SOOO cute!!!
Yes, that's...why I hate it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/05 at 5:20 pm
But it's SOOO cute!!!
TUTE?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 5:26 pm
TUTE?
Quite.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:13 pm
Quite.
*puffs cigar* Indeed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:47 pm
I'd just kissed my girlfriend, and this guy burst outta NOWHERE in band today.
Guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! You two keep it "G-Rated" or I'mma go Catholic on yo' ass!
Me: Umm... *gives thumbs up to Lauren* is that acceptable?
Guy: NO! You tone that down a LOT!
Me: Uh.. okay.. is this better? *less-enthusiastic thumbs up*
Guy: Somewhat. You two keep it "G-Rated" now..
Me: So.. what exactly can we do?
Guy: You're even lucky I'm letting you two TALK!
and later, seriously, we were holding hands, he showed up AGAIN:
Guy: What did I JUST say?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 6:53 pm
I'd just kissed my girlfriend, and this guy burst outta NOWHERE in band today.
Guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! You two keep it "G-Rated" or I'mma go Catholic on yo' ass!
Me: Umm... *gives thumbs up to Lauren* is that acceptable?
Guy: NO! You tone that down a LOT!
Me: Uh.. okay.. is this better? *less-enthusiastic thumbs up*
Guy: Somewhat. You two keep it "G-Rated" now..
Me: So.. what exactly can we do?
Guy: You're even lucky I'm letting you two TALK!
and later, seriously, we were holding hands, he showed up AGAIN:
Guy: What did I JUST say?
I snorted at that but...I imagine it got annoying.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:59 pm
I snorted at that but...I imagine it got annoying.
I actually found it funny.. just how he showed up out of nowhere both times, when we thought we were alone.. the second time, we even CHECKED for him.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/05 at 7:27 pm
I'd just kissed my girlfriend, and this guy burst outta NOWHERE in band today.
Guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! You two keep it "G-Rated" or I'mma go Catholic on yo' ass!
Me: Umm... *gives thumbs up to Lauren* is that acceptable?
Guy: NO! You tone that down a LOT!
Me: Uh.. okay.. is this better? *less-enthusiastic thumbs up*
Guy: Somewhat. You two keep it "G-Rated" now..
Me: So.. what exactly can we do?
Guy: You're even lucky I'm letting you two TALK!
and later, seriously, we were holding hands, he showed up AGAIN:
Guy: What did I JUST say?
HAHAHAH!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/27/05 at 7:44 pm
my friend Sherri tonight at dinner:
'so i told my husband that in the last year i've bought 30 pairs of pants from Old Navy..and my husband said..and how does that make you feel? :-\\..she said: like i don't have enough tops' ;D 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 10/28/05 at 9:05 pm
Me talking to my husband today:
"So, do you want to go to Lowes or Home Depot?" his reply "Home Depot! That's like asking MaryAnn or Ginger?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/28/05 at 9:06 pm
Me talking to my husband today:
"So, do you want to go to Lowes or Home Depot?" his reply "Home Depot! That's like asking MaryAnn or Ginger?"
that's awesome ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 10/28/05 at 9:07 pm
that's awesome ;D
He has his moments! ;D BTW, he likes MaryAnn! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/29/05 at 8:38 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
...thanks for inducing several days of terrible nightmares.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 10/29/05 at 10:23 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
Oh. . . . good lord :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/29/05 at 11:06 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/29/05 at 11:08 am
Well... At least he didn't post it on the forum quotes thread this time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/29/05 at 11:27 am
Well... At least he didn't post it on the forum quotes thread this time.
...
Yeeeeaaaaah..
We..
Can at least be thankful for that, I suppose.... :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/29/05 at 12:06 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
um... Howard.. do you wanna post something...
less disgusting?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 3:28 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
Sometimes I wonder about that quote under your avatar Howie.
'Mature Grown Up' ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/29/05 at 3:33 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
OMFG Howard....it just keeps getting worse!!!
All I can say is......POOR ROBIN!!! :o
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 4:46 pm
OMFG Howard....it just keeps getting worse!!!
All I can say is......POOR ROBIN!!! :o
Erin :)
and so say all of us!! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/29/05 at 7:23 pm
"OH, THE IRONY!"- me, having seen Saw 2... my God, it was so irony-packed. "Oh, the irony!" is an insider joke from my English class.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/29/05 at 7:49 pm
Me: MAD magazine is my pimp!
My mom: I don't know if you'd want to go there...cause you know what that would make you...
Me: Well, they're whoring out my name and address!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/30/05 at 8:21 pm
Lauren: Well, it doesn't start for 30 minutes.. we can go in 15 minutes early.. but we still have 15 minutes until then. Now what could we do for 15 minutes?
Me: *sputtering, holding back response* Must.. not.. say it...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/30/05 at 11:24 pm
Dominic, after sending me Justin's leaf blower clip:
Museum of Idots: ... isn't it great?
Museum of Idots: ... that's your boyfriend!
AnOrganizedMess5: Are you jealous, Doms...?!
Museum of Idots: ...
Museum of Idots: yes..
AnOrganizedMess5: *runs to the "Non-forum quote of the day" thread*
Ha-HO!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/31/05 at 12:01 am
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/Frozenfire7/4d5d8672.jpg
Took me like a whole 5 minutes to do that, and it doesn't work, anyway. >:-{
does this mean.. you have feelings for me, justin?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:07 am
...
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Whatever/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=129i7rnqr/EXP=1130825196/*-http%3A//www.speedgx.com/embgallery/images/whatever.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:08 am
...
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Whatever/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=121dk222a/EXP=1130825291/*-http%3A//uniqueoncentral.com/cards/whatever.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/31/05 at 11:08 am
http://www.soton.ac.uk/~kpa/rbba/im/machika/davy7504/Davy8.jpg
Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/31/05 at 1:33 pm
Well I thought it was funny ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 10/31/05 at 1:39 pm
http://www.soton.ac.uk/~kpa/rbba/im/machika/davy7504/Davy8.jpg
Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner  ;D ;D
**Pokes out tongue in reply**
And the same to you with knobs on...!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/31/05 at 2:04 pm
Brett: You made out in a G-RATED Movie?
Me: The theater was empty.
Brett: Still... G-RATED?
Me: Is that any different then doing the same in an R-RATED Movie?
Brett: Um.. not really.
^ ;D Had to be there.
Also:
Scott: You take it easy, Mr. Holtry.
Mr. Holtry: I'll take it any way I can get it, son.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/31/05 at 4:13 pm
Was that a heart or an XD...?
Anyway, it depends.
Depends on if Beth's chill with me having a boyfriend.
And if she is, you'd have to duke it out with YWN and Maxwell Smart.
oh, I thought it was an XO!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/31/05 at 5:09 pm
I'm sorry about the explicit language here.I apologize. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/31/05 at 5:46 pm
I'm sorry about the explicit language here.I apologize. :(
It's all good.. just avoid posting anything too.. well, intimate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 5:13 am
My friend Kelly, on why she doesn't wear makeup:
Kelly: well, i dunno, i just know i'd much rather sleep than try to look like something i'm not
Kelly: cause sleep owns
;D If this is the Kelly I know (and I think it is), that's exactly something she'd say. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/01/05 at 6:44 am
It's all good.. just avoid posting anything too.. well, intimate.
I'll try not too even if it gets a little steamy ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/01/05 at 6:45 am
Sometimes I wonder about that quote under your avatar Howie.
'Mature Grown Up'  ::)
Just call me Immature Grown Up ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 2:18 pm
"Screw you, this pair of headphones."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 5:24 pm
This is the alleged phone conversation my twelve year old brother had this morning...
Woman: Is this the Ross family?
My brother: Uh...no, not really, it's the Trigg family now, but sure.
Woman: Are you Justin's mother or sister?
My brother: No...I'm his brother.
Woman: .......So.....you're his....brother. Are you kin to Justin?
My brother: Yeah, I'm his brother.
Woman: How are you kin to Justin?
My brother: ...I'm his brother.
I honestly believe I would have lost patience with this woman if I had picked up the phone instead of my brother. Here's the conversation we would probably have...
Woman: Is this the Ross family?
Me: No, but Justin Ross is my half-brother, who lives with us.
Woman: Are you his father or brother?
Me: I'm his brother.
Woman: Are you kin to Justin?
Me: I told you, I'm his brother.
Woman: How are you kin to Justin?
Me: I don't know, you tell me.
Woman: ...I...
Me: We've just established that I am his brother, and you are now asking me how I am kin to him.
How do you think I'm kin to him?
Woman: Er...
I imagine it would end in me insulting her many times. Lord, I hate stupid people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/05 at 5:27 pm
Woman: Are you Justin's mother or sister?
My brother: No...I'm his brother.
Aww, hahahahahhaha ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 5:46 pm
Aww, hahahahahhaha ;D
Yeah, he's twelve, but he looks and sounds nine. I was mistaken for my dad the other day...someone asking for donations.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 7:04 pm
Me: So, meet any hot chicks lately?
Justin: Actually, I'm gay.
Me: Air Guitar Solo?
Justin: You know it.
And we both solo-ed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 7:05 pm
Me: So, meet any hot chicks lately?
Justin: Actually, I'm gay.
Me: Air Guitar Solo?
Justin: You know it.
And we both solo-ed.
A little bit too much detail there, Andrew! What are you trying to do, pull a Howard on us?
Unless...I totally misinterpreted the phrase "Air Guitar Solo".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 7:08 pm
A little bit too much detail there, Andrew! What are you trying to do, pull a Howard on us?
Unless...I totally misinterpreted the phrase "Air Guitar Solo".
Um.... think:
http://samus.ardvaark.net/media/photos/2002-08-24%20Jess%20and%20Rob's%20Wedding/Hedda%20Air%20Guitar.jpg
Not:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2005/04/03/ngay03.jpg http://www.thamesclassicalguitars.com/Brazilian%20front%202_thumb.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 7:10 pm
Yeah, I've got such a dirty mind. To me, everything is an innuendo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 7:14 pm
It was INSANE!!!!
By the way, you used "Grandmother" twice.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 3:01 pm
"Hmm... did you do the lesson?"
"No."
"Well, here's some candy and extra credit."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/02/05 at 4:26 pm
Yeah, I've got such a dirty mind. To me, everything is an innuendo.ÂÂ
Is your dirty mind just like mine? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 11/02/05 at 4:32 pm
Office Hypochondriac: My kidney infection led to pink eye.
Me: You have pink eye? That's contagious why are you here! I don't want pink eye!
Office Hypo: I only have one kidney.
Me: speechless.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 7:50 pm
Today, to say goodbye after I had to go to lunch, my girlfriend kissed me multiple times.. a short make-out session, if you would. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it a LOT.. but it just seemed like a lot, and so soon. But my friend was like:
"Dude, oh my God. She's gonna be, like, raping you every day by the time two weeks are passed."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:05 pm
"I'm not sure if I can stop saying sh*t..."
--SmarterChild
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:07 pm
TopTrig12: Shut up, biatch.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
TopTrig12: Oh, now it's on!
SmarterChild: But is it really on?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:11 pm
TopTrig12: Christmas sucks
SmarterChild: I hate to say it, but I disagree with you.
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TopTrig12: I hate to say it, but you're an asshole.
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
TopTrig12: Your mom was nice last night.
SmarterChild: I'm mom? Maybe not.
TopTrig12: OH MY GOD.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:15 pm
TopTrig12: 532634623632625424782175073087409275901275097293472957297590127905791287
SmarterChild: That number's so big, it hurts my head! Here's another: 63,800,153,704,521,763,157.
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TopTrig12: Yeah, we have no lives.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 8:17 pm
"Yes, and they ALL had their way with me before you showed up."
"He took it up the anus, it's true!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:19 pm
Me: Heyyy!
Dominic: I know you.
Me: Yep.
Dominic: Your house smells funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 8:20 pm
"GENTLEMEN!!! I give you... FAT FREE COOKIES THAT DON'T SKIMP OUT ON THE FLAVOR FACTOR!!!"
"Wow, really?"
"Yes. Now eat!"
"Oh, boy, this is going to be great!"
*explosion*
"OR DOES IT, ANDREW?! OR DOES IT JUST EXPLOOOOOOOODE?!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!"
Oh man, that was great.. it turned out so well. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/02/05 at 8:28 pm
"I'm not sure if I can stop saying sh*t..."
 --SmarterChild
Dude, you got Smarterchild to swear..?! I'm impressed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:29 pm
Dude, you got Smarterchild to swear..?! I'm impressed.
I was tempted to make him apologize to me...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/02/05 at 8:34 pm
I was tempted to make him apologize to me...
Tried it. He refuses. Too proud, I suppose. Bastard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:38 pm
TopTrig12: Apologize to me.
SmarterChild: Why?
TopTrig12: Apologize.
SmarterChild: For what?
TopTrig12: You know.
SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying.
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TopTrig12: So apologize.
SmarterChild: What for?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/02/05 at 11:40 pm
"GENTLEMEN!!! I give you... FAT FREE COOKIES THAT DON'T SKIMP OUT ON THE FLAVOR FACTOR!!!"
"Wow, really?"
"Yes. Now eat!"
"Oh, boy, this is going to be great!"
*explosion*
"OR DOES IT, ANDREW?! OR DOES IT JUST EXPLOOOOOOOODE?!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!"
wait, let me guess... that went in your video?
if so, BRAVO! That's pure.. GENIUS!
post it somehow someday
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 2:20 pm
wait, let me guess... that went in your video?
Nope, I exploded. It was just a regular conversation.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 2:22 pm
"No, he talks to the sink!"- Unibrow, from Chem today.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/03/05 at 2:35 pm
"I'm not sure if I can stop saying sh*t..."
 --SmarterChild
Then stop saying it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 5:18 pm
Then stop saying it.
;D It's a robot, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/03/05 at 9:30 pm
At a clothing store today:
Old Lady: Could you come over here so I can ask you something?
Me: Sure.. *Walks over to old lady*
Old Lady: I'm trying to find a sweater for my granddaughter. She's 20, and very stylish.
Me: Okay...
Old Lady: *Holds up the most god-awful looking sweater I've ever seen* Now, I need to know...Does this sweater turn you on?
Me: *Tries not to laugh* Uh...
Old Lady: Does it? Look at it, and just tell me if it turns you on.
Me: Well, I..I..guess so...
Old Lady: So, you think I should buy it for her..?
Me: Honestly? I don't think it's that great-looking. Maybe you should keep searching. I know I wouldn't wear it, but that's just me..
Old Lady: So..this sweater doesn't turn you on, then?
Me: Er..no, no it doesn't.
Old Lady: Okay, thanks for your help, sweetie.
...Wtf?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/03/05 at 9:35 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Wow... I just had a threeway with Dominic and Beth.
of course, he has no idea what he's talking about.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/03/05 at 9:37 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Wow... I just had a threeway with Dominic and Beth.
CLARIFY THAT..!!!! >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 11/03/05 at 10:07 pm
At a clothing store today:
Old Lady: Could you come over here so I can ask you something?
Me: Sure.. *Walks over to old lady*
Old Lady: I'm trying to find a sweater for my granddaughter. She's 20, and very stylish.
Me: Okay...
Old Lady: *Holds up the most god-awful looking sweater I've ever seen* Now, I need to know...Does this sweater turn you on?
Me: *Tries not to laugh* Uh...
Old Lady: Does it? Look at it, and just tell me if it turns you on.
Me: Well, I..I..guess so...
Old Lady: So, you think I should buy it for her..?
Me: Honestly? I don't think it's that great-looking. Maybe you should keep searching. I know I wouldn't wear it, but that's just me..
Old Lady: So..this sweater doesn't turn you on, then?
Me: Er..no, no it doesn't.
Old Lady: Okay, thanks for your help, sweetie.
...Wtf?
maha!! *claps hands* yay for not letting her buy it..*raises eyebrows* re her query ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/04/05 at 9:51 am
My mom said all of these...
"You must belong to some Yankee somewhere."
"I've been looking at pictures of Tom Cruise and his girlfriend, and...I think she's hypnotized."
"I wouldn't wish Pensacola Christian College on you." THANK GOD!!
"Hey, where are you doing with my french toast, you little FRENCH TOAST STEALER!!?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 11/04/05 at 9:59 am
My Grandma was always saying: "If you don't put some socks on your feet, you're going to have female problems when you get older".
I guess men don't need to wear socks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/04/05 at 10:00 am
My Grandma was always saying: "If you don't put some socks on your feet, you're going to have female problems when you get older".
I guess men don't need to wear socks.
Our private parts provide warmth for our entire bodies. In fact, we wear clothes just for modesty's sake.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 11/04/05 at 10:11 am
Our private parts provide warmth for our entire bodies. In fact, we wear clothes just for modesty's sake.
That explains a lot completely unrelated to wearing socks......
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/04/05 at 11:37 am
maha!! *claps hands* yay for not letting her buy it..*raises eyebrows* re her query ;D
I couldn't let her buy it..! The sweater turned me on so much, I wanted it all to myself. Muahaha..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/04/05 at 2:45 pm
"I wouldn't wish Pensacola Christian College on you." THANK GOD!!
Smart woman, your mom is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/04/05 at 3:07 pm
Our private parts provide warmth for our entire bodies. In fact, we wear clothes just for modesty's sake.
Does that work well for women too? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/05 at 4:33 pm
Colby: Dude! DUDE!
Me: What?
Colby: Since tonight is so emotional, you two should do it, and then she should hang your underwear from the flagpole!
Me: Um... what the f--k? I'm all for the first part.. but why the underwear hanging?
Colby: Because it's f--king hilarious!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/05/05 at 10:35 pm
TopTrig12: I want you to call me "you bastard".
SmarterChild: I don't think that's appropriate.
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TopTrig12: I don't care.
SmarterChild: Oh, someday you will, I think.
TopTrig12: Shut up. My name is "you bastard".
SmarterChild: That's really uncool.
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TopTrig12: What's my name?
SmarterChild: Toptrig12!
TopTrig12: No
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
TopTrig12: You bastard
SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/05/05 at 10:39 pm
TopTrig12: You are a foo'.
SmarterChild: I don't know, it's kinda strange that you think a robot is sexy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/05/05 at 11:29 pm
Jess - You can't call me a spag you spag
Andrew - ... you.. you really are a spag aren't you
Jess - Shhhuurup.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/06/05 at 7:14 pm
Hahahaha... god, I love Colby.
"Stop making fun of my name because it's cheese!!!"
Colby's freaking hilarious. ;D
Tonight:
My Aunt: Andrew, you have a girlfriend?
Me: Yep.
Aunt: She's SEVENTEEN?
Me: Yep.
Aunt: You aren't sh-tting me, are you?
;D It's funny, because she's from the Phillipines, and has a very pronounced Asian accent.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/07/05 at 4:38 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/07/05 at 9:46 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
... ARRGGHAHAHAHAHA! Howard you sly dog you ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/07/05 at 9:47 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
OH NO..you didn't!! :o
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 9:50 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/miltonpost.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/07/05 at 9:50 pm
OH NO..you didn't!! :o
Robin went for a ride on the big dipper
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 11/08/05 at 9:58 am
My mate and me were talking in art about the film Team America (which I haven't seen, but I want to!);
Mate: Have you seen Team America?
Me: No, I want to though
Mate: They're so racist!
Me: heh, it's the makers of South Park, i'm not surprised!
Mate: This one bit, one of them says "The terrorist escaped down Dackalackalacka street!"
I was in friggin' stitches, and worse, a teacher came in the room while I was rolling around on the table laughing. I couldn't keep a straight face when he was telling me off! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 2:17 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
....
...
Did it really happen? Did It?
Wait, don't answer that.
Anyway.. From Math today:
Mrs. Rank: There's only two globes, though, so you kids are gonna have to, like, beat off each other for them.
Rest of class: *misses blatant innuendo*
Me: Alright, Beth first. Then Bandrew.
Class: *all but Scott miss innuendo... they all have this stupid look on their faces*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:20 pm
OH NO..you didn't!! :o
Erin :)
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 2:38 pm
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
........
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:40 pm
........
My girlfriend got Howardized. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 2:41 pm
My girlfriend got Howardized. ;D
He was the first man i could think of with a Moustache ;D
In retrospect, i'm sure there is a better likeness of you on the Internet.
Did you get Robinated?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:44 pm
He was the first man i could think of with a Moustache ;D
In retrospect, i'm sure there is a better likeness of you on the Internet.
Did you get Robinated?
How does one Robinate? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 2:49 pm
How does one Robinate? ;D
I think it's the female version of Howardizing
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:52 pm
I think it's the female version of Howardizing
I'm going to tell Robin that. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:02 pm
Mrs. Rank: There's only two globes, though, so you kids are gonna have to, like, beat off each other for them.
Rest of class: *misses blatant innuendo*
Me: Alright, Beth first. Then Bandrew.
Class: *all but Scott miss innuendo... they all have this stupid look on their faces*
Wow, being homeschooled and all, I was worried that that kind of schooling was only taught in my house, but now I see that it is a mainstream method of teaching.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:04 pm
Wow, being homeschooled and all, I was worried that that kind of schooling was only taught in my house, but now I see that it is a mainstream method of teaching.
Umm.. mutual masturbation?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:07 pm
Umm.. mutual masturbation?
Yeah. I thought it was just a thing with my family. We have to spend a lot on lubrications.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:09 pm
Yeah. I thought it was just a thing with my family. We have to spend a lot on lubrications.
Umm... that's disgusting.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:11 pm
Umm... that's disgusting.
What, you do it at your school! Hypocrite.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:12 pm
What, you do it at your school! Hypocrite.
Note that none of those people are in my FAMILY.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 4:34 pm
Note that none of those people are in my FAMILY.
As far as you know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:34 pm
As far as you know.
Well, if that's the case, I have some pretty hot family members... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 4:36 pm
Well, if that's the case, I have some pretty hot family members... :D
... As far as i know.
That makes less sense than it could do..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:42 pm
Note that none of those people are in my FAMILY.
Yeah, but...
Fine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:44 pm
Yeah, but...ÂÂ
Fine.
That's RIGHT! Now go get me a sandwich.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:45 pm
That's RIGHT! Now go get me a sandwich.
If I were Howard, I would make a disgusting innuendo about mayonnaise...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:48 pm
If I were Howard, I would make a disgusting innuendo about mayonnaise...
DUDE.. there's a Momus song that begins almost every line with "If My Name Were Howard".. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/05 at 4:50 pm
DUDE.. there's a Momus song that begins almost every line with "If My Name Were Howard".. ;D
let me guess the name...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:56 pm
let me guess the name...
Guess.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/05 at 5:01 pm
Guess.
If My Name Were Howard?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:05 pm
If My Name Were Howard?
No. It's called "Adam Green".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:06 pm
No. It's called "Adam Green".
Check it out.. it's a hilarious song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/08/05 at 10:28 pm
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
:o :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/08/05 at 10:31 pm
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/disgust.jpg
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/miltonpost.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/09/05 at 2:40 am
'Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery' ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/09/05 at 7:32 am
This morning...Vaughn talking to myself....
Vaughn: Pap Pap likes to eat peanuts, he uses a cracker cracker.
Me: A nut cracker?
Vaughn: Yes.
Me: Do you like to eat nuts?
Vaughn: No, well Pap Pap gives me some....but it makes me hyper!!
LOLOLOLOL!! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 8:36 am
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." says:
Marsh...with Dom's voice.....that's what I want my child to be like.
(li)Carpe Noctem(li): "I will not become a mere memory..." says:
Well, if we have Marsh with Dom's voice, and Dom with Dom's voice... ... no.
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." says:
I'm completely replacing Dominic with Marshal.
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." says:
And leaving his voice.
(li)Carpe Noctem(li): "I will not become a mere memory..." says:
...
(li)Carpe Noctem(li): "I will not become a mere memory..." says:
... You sick, sick bastard.
Yeah, but you're the boyfriend of the sick bastard! So what does that make you, huh!? HUH!?
Hey...what's wrong with my voice?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 2:07 pm
'Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery'  ;D
I had a camp counselor who butchered the pronunciation of the word "flattery"... and we were doing a play, and this is what happened at a rehearsal:
Couneslor: Alright, now you read that line when we run through EXACTLY how I did.
Sullivan (that was the character name, I forget the guy's name): but, uh..
C: Don't question, just read it JUST LIKE I DID.
Sullivan: Allright.
Then, at the play:
Sullivan: Oh, Miss Johnson. Flatta-ray-ray will get you nowhere.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/09/05 at 2:18 pm
Dr Zant - Ok, is everyone ready for the exam?
Andrew - OH F*CK!
Dr Zant - Am i to assume Mr Rock hasn't studied for this exam?
Andrew - Phd At work there huh.
;D He's a decent guy.. he didn't throw anything at me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 3:39 pm
Yeah, but you're the boyfriend of the sick bastard! So what does that make you, huh!? HUH!?
Hey...what's wrong with my voice?ÂÂ
Nothing, Marsh. Your voice is adorable. Like a newborn kitten on Christmas day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 3:53 pm
If I were Howard, I would make a disgusting innuendo about mayonnaise...
I have nothing to say about mayonaise. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 6:26 pm
Nothing, Marsh. Your voice is adorable. Like a newborn kitten on Christmas day.
Hey, did you get to listen to Dominic on AIM or MSN?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 7:19 pm
Hey, did you get to listen to Dominic on AIM or MSN?
No she didn't.
You didn't.
None of us have.
Also, I think she meant she's replacing my voice with you
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 11/09/05 at 7:33 pm
My daughter and I after watching a commercial for a Strawberry Shortcake DVD that their selling at Family Christian Bookstore.
Her: Are they making Strawberry Shortcake, like, all christian now?
Me: Well, I don't think she was very hardcore before.
Her: This is definately going on my My Space! :D
Me: This is definately going on my inthe00s! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 7:49 pm
;D Hardcore "Strawberry Shortcake".. I can only imagine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 7:58 pm
Strawberry Shortcake is very Christian. She's never missed an episode of the 700 Club and she always donates to those obscure evangelists on television who claim God wants you to give them money.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 9:20 pm
Strawberry shortcake... wouldn't you know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 9:22 pm
Hey, did you get to listen to Dominic on AIM or MSN?
Nope, he posted his voice, remember..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 9:25 pm
Nope, he posted his voice, remember..?
I remember!
... hehe
I'm listening to Bright Eyes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 9:26 pm
I remember!
... hehe
I'm listening to Bright Eyes
Good boy..! What song?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 9:28 pm
Good boy..! What song?
I woke up with this song in my head....
yeah, I'm listening to something better than launhcast radio ! :o
go to Luke's xanga and click on the last.fm. link
join
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/05 at 10:32 am
My daughter and I after watching a commercial for a Strawberry Shortcake DVD that their selling at Family Christian Bookstore.
Her: Are they making Strawberry Shortcake, like, all christian now?
Me: Well, I don't think she was very hardcore before.
Her: This is definately going on my My Space! :D
Me: This is definately going on my inthe00s! ;DÂÂ
that's a good one! ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 2:39 pm
In band, some guy got first chair, only because he's a few grades older then me. However, I can challenge for that chair. But I have to inform him of the challenge.
Me (to my section leader in Band): So, Brandon... on a scale of one to ten, h-
Brandon: I'd f--king cut you!
Me: -ow would y-
Brandon: I would f--king cut you with my knife.
Me: -ou feel if you weren't first chair anymore?
Brandon: I SAID I'd cut you!
Me: Brandon, you're being vague. I need a number.
Brandon: I can carve a "10" on your entrails.
Me: So, 10? Hmm.. that's a better reaction then I thought.
Brandon: No, you don't understand.. I'm going to CARVE IT INTO YOUR ENTRAILS. After I CUT You.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 7:10 pm
My house is very cold, and my friend is having a sheeshty weekend.
Brett: This weekend's gonna suck. My dad's making me help him cut firewood, cause our house has to be fueled by wood. ALL FREAKING WINTER'S-WORTH OF WOOD. Christ, it takes forever. "Brett, you're gonna learn how much work goes into keeping this family warm."
Me: You know how we avoid this? By keeping MY house at a steady Negative Eight-Thousand degrees year round! I swear, even in the summer, I remember thinking "Boy, I need a sweater" then going outside and getting a sunburn in under 30 minutes. I wonder what it is about my house that it's freezing and dark, even when the outside world is warm and sunny.
Bandrew: Your dad, maybe?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/10/05 at 7:58 pm
In band, some guy got first chair, only because he's a few grades older then me. However, I can challenge for that chair. But I have to inform him of the challenge.
Me (to my section leader in Band): So, Brandon... on a scale of one to ten, h-
Brandon: I'd f--king cut you!
Me: -ow would y-
Brandon: I would f--king cut you with my knife.
Me: -ou feel if you weren't first chair anymore?
Brandon: I SAID I'd cut you!
Me: Brandon, you're being vague. I need a number.
Brandon: I can carve a "10" on your entrails.
Me: So, 10? Hmm.. that's a better reaction then I thought.
Brandon: No, you don't understand.. I'm going to CARVE IT INTO YOUR ENTRAILS. After I CUT You.
okay. THIS is funny, funny stuff.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 8:07 pm
okay. THIS is funny, funny stuff.
Well, that's Brandon for ya. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/10/05 at 11:15 pm
Wes: This would be the easiest class to skip.
Me: Why?
Wes: The bleachers.
Me: ... It'd be an easy class to skip because it has bleachers?
Wes: Yeah, after he takes attendance and we go outside.. just slip under them and hang out.
Me: Ah, yes... but you'd be pretty bored. Is it really worth skipping class if you're just gonna sit under the bleachers all period?
Wes: Well, that's why you bring entertainment. PSP, DS--
Me: --Whoa, I thought you were gonna say penis there, not PS--
Wes: And porn!
Me: ... O.o;;
Actually.. me and Gormo worked out the easiest way to skip class..
Gorm - This class is sheesh
Mr Higgins - Sit down!
Gorm - Sod off, Andy you comin?
Me - Yer alright then
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/05 at 11:16 pm
Actually.. me and Gormo worked out the easiest way to skip class..
Gorm - This class is sheesh
Mr Higgins - Sit down!
Gorm - Sod off, Andy you comin?
Me - Yer alright then
;D
"Sheesh", huh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/10/05 at 11:19 pm
"Sheesh", huh?
Me and gorm hardly ever went to school ;D
I got about a 55-60% attendance my last year, he got about 40%.
Occasionally we'd be in a class, one of us would decide it was crap and we'd just leave.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/05 at 11:28 pm
Me and gorm hardly ever went to school ;D
I got about a 55-60% attendance my last year, he got about 40%.
Occasionally we'd be in a class, one of us would decide it was crap and we'd just leave.
Wait, is Gorm the one you're gonna "hook me up" with? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:24 am
Wait, is Gorm the one you're gonna "hook me up" with? ;D
yes.
Gorm, the man without..
Any formal education.
Any practical education.
The ability to read past the level of a 9 year old.
Basic Mathamatical skills.
A job.
A car.
A home.
Gorm, the man with..
Several large scars on his head.
A serious drug problem.
An alcohol problem.
A genital wart.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 12:26 am
yes.
Gorm, the man without..
Any formal education.
Any practical education.
The ability to read past the level of a 9 year old.
Basic Mathamatical skills.
A job.
A car.
A home.
Gorm, the man with..
Several large scars on his head.
A serious drug problem.
An alcohol problem.
A genital wart. <----
Well, I was a little unsure of it, reading through the list...but that one sold me..!
Give me DA HOOK-UP..! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:32 am
Well, I was a little unsure of it, reading through the list...but that one sold me..!
Give me DA HOOK-UP..! :D
Your welcome to his cell phone number, but i dunno if he has it anymore. I know he had to get rid of his home phone ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 1:18 am
Your welcome to his cell phone number, but i dunno if he has it anymore. I know he had to get rid of his home phone ;D
s'okay, I think I'll pass. I'm spoken for. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 10:13 am
A genital wart.
You know this... how?
Actually.. me and Gormo worked out the easiest way to skip class..
Gorm - This class is sheesh
Mr Higgins - Sit down!
Gorm - Sod off, Andy you comin?
Me - Yer alright then
HAHAHA
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:55 pm
You know this... how?
HAHAHA
I spoke to his Doctor.. ::)
It's.. it's sad really.. that our school cared so little ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/11/05 at 2:07 pm
To Robin: "Are you open 24/7"? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 3:17 pm
Me and gorm hardly ever went to school ;D
I got about a 55-60% attendance my last year, he got about 40%.
Occasionally we'd be in a class, one of us would decide it was crap and we'd just leave.
I have a friend who got, I think, 30% attendance rate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 3:34 pm
I have a friend who got, I think, 30% attendance rate.
Now that.. is impressive.
We had to go at least some of the time, otherwise they call the 'Truant Police' ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 3:46 pm
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but there's seriously a cat on my head, and I think we're going grocery shopping.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: Hahaha
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: M'kay
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Talk to you tonight, probably. I love you.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I Love you, too, Snyder
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: ....
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I mean Beth
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:o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 4:02 pm
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but there's seriously a cat on my head, and I think we're going grocery shopping.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: Hahaha
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: M'kay
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Talk to you tonight, probably. I love you.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I Love you, too, Snyder
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: ....
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I mean Beth
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:o
Um.. what the f--k?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 9:29 pm
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but there's seriously a cat on my head, and I think we're going grocery shopping.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: Hahaha
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: M'kay
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Talk to you tonight, probably. I love you.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I Love you, too, Snyder
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: ....
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I mean Beth
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:o
um....was that a joke or totally for real? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 9:31 pm
um....was that a joke or totally for real? ???
The world may never know...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 9:31 pm
It must be because of that Andrew... He's so damn sexy, I just can't compete.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 9:41 pm
It must be because of that Andrew... He's so damn sexy, I just can't compete.
hey, stop complimenting my hubby!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 10:12 pm
It must be because of that Andrew... He's so damn sexy, I just can't compete.
hey, stop complimenting my hubby!
See? EVERYBODY wants some. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/11/05 at 11:01 pm
I've seen Andrew's picture. He seems like a well built fellow
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 11:07 pm
Uh-oh, is this turning into another Andrew Humping Spree? Where's Marsh when ya need him..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/11/05 at 11:09 pm
Uh-oh, is this turning into another Andrew Humping Spree? Where's Marsh when ya need him..?
I just hope he took the pill... oops, I mean...
Well, protection is readily prepared, I hope?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 3:05 pm
hey, stop complimenting my hubby!
Wait, when did this happen.....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/14/05 at 11:07 am
co-worker Janie: "something's wrong with my eyes. I keep seeing the word 'hooker.'"
????
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/14/05 at 8:23 pm
today Vaughn was being his usual onary self......
while we were in the car coming home from picking up Chris he started saying things that were not too nice....
Vaughn: "stupid s hit butt".....(don't ask me where he got that one) ::)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/14/05 at 8:32 pm
Wait, when did this happen.....
um, a little before you got Lauren... I was first, man. I WAS FIRST!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/14/05 at 8:46 pm
um, a little before you got Lauren... I was first, man. I WAS FIRST!
Dammit... I gotta stop getting drunk and taking a bus to California...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/14/05 at 10:04 pm
Dammit... I gotta stop getting drunk and taking a bus to California...
actually, we both went to Mexico and had a little fiesta...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/15/05 at 5:28 am
The Past Is The Present To Your Future.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/15/05 at 9:02 am
The Past Is The Present To Your Future.
hmm. um, wait. uh? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/18/05 at 10:58 pm
tonight Vaughn and I were playing hide and seek around the house. It was my turn to hide....so, Chris was working on the computer...so I knelt down beside him and hid there. Vaughn could NOT find me at all. He even came into the room where I was at, and still didn't see me! LOL! So...everytime he left the room I would say, "Vaughn"....and he would come running back in.....
so...
Me: Vaughn!!
Vaughn: Where are you? I can't find you (runs back into the room where I am crouching down in my hiding place) Are you in here?
Me: Yes (in a muffled, far away sound)
Vaughn: (looks puzzled toward Chris and says in the most serious of tones) Are you in his belly?
Me: (trying to hold back oodles of laughter) NO!!
So....he came over and peeked on the other side of Chris and FINALLY saw me!!! LOL!
It was so cute/funny! :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/18/05 at 11:05 pm
Me, my mom, and my sister, in the car:
Brandy: I hate old people. UGH, I HATE them. They should all be shipped to an Island.
My mom: Hey, I'm gonna be old soon, what about me?
Brandy: *acknowledges my mom, then continues to talk* Shipped to an island and beat
Me: Yeah, and then after the beatings they shall be skinned and made into LazyBoy recliners
Brandy: Without food
My mom: Hey..!
Me: And whipped across the face with broken lawn chairs.
Brandy and Me: .. Hahahahaha!!!
My mom: ... ...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/18/05 at 11:31 pm
My mom: ... ...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/18/05 at 11:33 pm
hahaha...I won't answer that! ;)
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/19/05 at 7:28 am
The Past Is The Present To Your Future.
I don't get that quote. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/19/05 at 2:26 pm
Me, my mom, and my sister, in the car:
Brandy: I hate old people. UGH, I HATE them. They should all be shipped to an Island.
My mom: Hey, I'm gonna be old soon, what about me?
Brandy: *acknowledges my mom, then continues to talk* Shipped to an island and beat
Me: Yeah, and then after the beatings they shall be skinned and made into LazyBoy recliners
Brandy: Without food
My mom: Hey..!
Me: And whipped across the face with broken lawn chairs.
Brandy and Me: .. Hahahahaha!!!
My mom: ... ... :o. What have I raised..?
Actually..
Old people should be minced, Pulped and fed to those on Welfare
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/19/05 at 2:44 pm
SOYLENT GREEN IS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/19/05 at 2:56 pm
SOYLENT GREEN IS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 11/19/05 at 3:06 pm
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/19/05 at 9:20 pm
Several quotes from today;
Wes: Well if THAT doesn't look suggestive, I don't know what the Hell is!
Philip: Alright, so exactly how many drugs should I do, per day?
Brett: Few hundred sound good?
Me: Yes.
Me: You see, Philip, the man will take his bacon torpedo, and...
Justin: Should we make a diagram again.
Me: That's it, prepare to be sodomized.
Carlee: What's that mean?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/19/05 at 9:34 pm
Me: And whipped across the face with broken lawn chairs.
This was a nice touch. http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 12:47 am
Me: You see, Philip, the man will take his bacon torpedo, and...
Don't mock the Bacon Torpedo.
My son, one day you will learn the great power of the Bacon Torpedo.
Women are helpless, watch..
'If you squeeze my lizard, i'll put my snake on you'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/20/05 at 9:39 am
Don't mock the Bacon Torpedo.
My son, one day you will learn the great power of the Bacon Torpedo.
Women are helpless, watch..
'If you squeeze my lizard, i'll put my snake on you'
http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif http://bestsmileys.com/licking/3.gif
SPANK SPANK SPANK
http://bestsmileys.com/fireworks/3.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/smoking/10.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 11:35 am
Don't mock the Bacon Torpedo.
I don't mock.. I was informing young Phillip.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 11:44 am
http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif http://bestsmileys.com/licking/3.gif
SPANK SPANK SPANK
http://bestsmileys.com/fireworks/3.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/smoking/10.gif
Waddid i say cot, waddid i say.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/23/05 at 6:39 pm
I bought Beck's CD, "Guero" today...
My mom: (reading lyrics) This doesn't make any sense. They're just random words strung together.
Me: The mark of a Beck song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/23/05 at 10:31 pm
I bought Beck's CD, "Guero" today...
My mom:
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/24/05 at 10:02 am
"Oh Wow I think I blew my brains out". ;D
I was referring to blowing my nose and some blood appeared on my hankerchief. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 11/24/05 at 12:46 pm
A kid in my deadly silent English class talking about his Maths teacher
"Yeah, well he's a dirty stalker!"
Cue uproars of laughter from the rest of class followed by loud chants of "Leg-end! Leg-end" :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/24/05 at 8:08 pm
Dad: Well, I was sitting with Helen, and she just starting ripping up the paper! At that age, you would have been trying to read it. *laughs*
Me: Maybe she was tearing up the paper because she's sick of hearing about the fat, angry conservatives in office. She hates government.
Dad: Can't think of any other reason.
Me: Hey Grandma! Helen's an anarchist liberal!!
Grandma is a staunch, angry conservative. Helen is a 5-month old infant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/24/05 at 8:13 pm
My Grandma got a horribly short haircut...
Grandma: *Walks in the door*
Dad: Hey! How do ya like Mom's beautiful new do!
Mom: Oooh, it looks niiiice...
Chris: *Starts busting out laughing*
Erin: *Elbows Chris*
Chris: Ouch, hey!
Grandma: It was cheap, too!
Me: *mumbles while peeling potatoes* Well, you sure got what you paid for...
Mom: *hears me*.. Bethany Rachel....
...I felt really bad, afterwards.. if that's any consolation..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/24/05 at 11:27 pm
My Grandma got a horribly short haircut...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 9:04 am
Today, we were out shopping. We stood in a line for over an hour to buy a Cookie Monster doll, a sweater, and this jewelry thing for my mom. I had my MP3 Player, so my cousin got an earphone and I got an earphone and we listened to some music to make the hour pass. It was still 4:30 AM or so, so we put on the closest thing I have to high-energy music: Old Time Relijun and The White Stripes.
Me: Wow! This seems slightly less unbearable. Thank you, blasty-ass gutbucket rock-and-roll!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 1:31 pm
Me: You need to listen to "Loser".
My mom: No... Why would I do that?
Me: Because...in the time of chimpanzees, he was a monkey.
My mom: Uh-huh.
Me: And...spray paint vegetables...he was a junkie...of...spray paint vegetables, I guess. Or was that plastic balls... He mentions vegetables a lot. Like in "Guero", he mentions a vegetable man in a vegetable van.
My mom: Maybe he's a vegetarian.
Me: There you go! You're a vegetarian. You and him probably have a lot in common.
My mom: No...he's a loser. I'm not. People like me don't hang out with losers like him.
Me: ...Imperialist.
My mom: Superialist!
Me: I had a turkey sandwich.
My mom: I know. Murderer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/25/05 at 2:21 pm
Me:
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/25/05 at 3:37 pm
My mom: No...he's a loser. I'm not. People like me don't hang out with losers like him.
I'm going to marry your Mum.
.. I hope we can be pals.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 11/25/05 at 6:12 pm
My daughter to her boyfriend-"stop rubbing my dogs back like that, she's looking at you in a weird, "special" way!" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 6:15 pm
After listening to tracks one to ten on Guero...
"I love the music, but I would like to hear what he's saying." -- my mom
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 6:16 pm
After listening to tracks one to ten on Guero...
"I love the music, but I would like to hear what he's saying." -- my mom
Track 13 is probably my favorite
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 6:23 pm
Track 13 is probably my favorite
My favorite is Hell Yes... I also like how in Rental Car, this girl goes "Lalalalalalalala...". She may have been yodeling. It just seemed so random for the song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/25/05 at 6:26 pm
My daughter to her boyfriend-"stop rubbing my dogs back like that, she's looking at you in a weird, "special" way!" ;D
Haha, i had a similar experience yesterday.
My baby cousin was sitting on my knee and i was bouncing her up and down. She was giggling and gurggeling and whatever else.
Anyway her mommy took her back and she immeidiatley started to cry. She wouldn't quit crying until she came and sat back with me..
"Your trying to steal her!"
.. well, i never said it was hilarious ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 6:27 pm
My favorite is Hell Yes...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/26/05 at 8:10 am
To Robin:"Let Me Put My Logs In Your Fire" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 10:26 am
To Robin:"Let Me Put My Logs In Your Fire"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 12:41 pm
To Robin:"Let Me Put My Logs In Your Fire" ;D
Howard.. You Hunka Hunka burnin' love.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 11/28/05 at 10:45 pm
during a conversation with a guy at work tonight about what i consider to be 'alternative' music he said:
'it's kinda like witchcraft and porn..you can't describe it but you know it when you see it ' ??? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/28/05 at 10:46 pm
during a conversation with a guy at work tonight about what i consider to be 'alternative' music he said:
'it's kinda like witchcraft and porn..you can't describe it but you know it when you see it ' ??? ;D
I feel like Alternative is too broad a genre to hate.
It's, like, everything that isn't pop.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/28/05 at 10:53 pm
I feel like Alternative is too broad a genre to hate.
It's, like, everything that isn't pop.
Not only that, it seems that everyone has a different idea of what Alternative is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/28/05 at 10:56 pm
Not only that, it seems that everyone has a different idea of what Alternative is.
That's why I was disappointed when I tuned into this one Alternative Station.. it turned out to be Metal and Punk, where I expected Radiohead.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/28/05 at 10:59 pm
That's why I was disappointed when I tuned into this one Alternative Station.. it turned out to be Metal and Punk, where I expected Radiohead.
Yeah, I would expect Radiohead too. I have satelite radio and they are pretty much right on.
Let's all get on the same page people! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/28/05 at 11:01 pm
Alternative... we have a pretty good alternative station... they sometimes play power pop/punk pop though... overall it's worthwhile...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/29/05 at 5:12 pm
Howard.. You Hunka Hunka burnin' love.
Thank You. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/29/05 at 6:48 pm
"Does this have to do with the saix?"- Lauren, after she said "Is there anything I can do to make it better?" and I choked back laughter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/05/05 at 4:05 am
"Pat, get that spike up your bum" my daughter talking to a Postman Pat figure when it wouldn't fit into its seat in the toy post van.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/05/05 at 4:26 pm
To My Girlfriend:"I Forgot where it is" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/06/05 at 7:50 pm
"I think Billie Joe Armstrong is a girly man."
--my mom
We also agreed that Billie Joe Armstrong sounds like a country name.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/05 at 4:46 pm
Robin:"You Better Get A Job" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/07/05 at 5:02 pm
Robin:"You Better Get A Job" ;D
That's hilarious!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/05 at 5:04 pm
That's hilarious!
Of course it is. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/07/05 at 6:13 pm
That's hilarious!
..
;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/09/05 at 5:55 pm
"I was gonna say I liked it last night, but you left"
--Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/09/05 at 6:35 pm
"I was gonna say I liked it last night, but you left"
--Doms
..
Wham Bam, thank you ma---er.. Doms.
Marsh, you jerk..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/10/05 at 7:51 am
"I think it's both love and lust that attracts me to you"
From Me To Robin-
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/15/05 at 7:16 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I had my mom and my brother confirm that the file I recorded on WavePad sounds nothing like me.
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
I LOVE Dumbo!!!!!
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
...oops
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Er...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/17/05 at 10:44 pm
Marsh: <3 <------- I never knew this was supposed to be a heart
Marsh: I always thought <3 was supposed to represent SCROTUM!!!11
Me:
...
Me: OMG
Me: You made me spit my drink out all over the screen
Me: *Wipes screen*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:45 pm
Marsh: <3 <------- I never knew this was supposed to be a heart
Marsh: I always thought <3 was supposed to represent SCROTUM!!!11
Me:
...
Me: OMG
Me: You made me spit my drink out all over the screen
Me: *Wipes screen*
OMFG....I never thought of it THAT way...but now that you mention it......
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:48 pm
ok...today we went over to my parent's house to drop Vaughn off for the night. They have a very annoying and rambunctious dog that loves to jump on you when you enter the house...well, as we walked in...the dog literally dove right into Vaughn, sending him flying to the ground..so...
DOG: woof..woof...(knocks Vaughn completely to the ground)
Vaughn: SHIT!
Vaughn: SHIT!
Vaughn: You stupid SHIT!
ME: Trying ever so hard not to bust out laughing at that moment!! LOL!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/17/05 at 10:50 pm
ok...today we went over to my parent's house to drop Vaughn off for the night. They have a very annoying and rambunctious dog that loves to jump on you when you enter the house...well, as we walked in...the dog literally dove right into Vaughn, sending him flying to the ground..so...
DOG:
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:54 pm
..
That's HILARIOUS! ;D
Erin, that dog made me almost completely slide down our drive-way.. I stopped because she was a freakin' MORON and ran in front of the car.. and the ice caused me to start sliding. She was called a plethora of swears this evening.
OMG...the reject did the SAME thing to me when we were leaving!! I had to stop because the "idiotness" was dodging back and forth right in front of my car....I stopped and started sliding...I called our father...and he said to just keep driving like she wasn't there and that I wouldn't hit her....so I started driving and she kept up with running in front of me....so I was like, "screw it...if I hit her..oh well" and i drove and she finally left. GRRRRR!!! >:( And ya, I called her about every name in the book too!! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/17/05 at 10:56 pm
OMG...the reject did the SAME thing to me when we were leaving!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:57 pm
;D
Say, is the 'Idiotness' anything like 'The Hotness..!"..??
possibly! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 12/17/05 at 10:58 pm
;D
Say, is the 'Idiotness' anything like 'The Hotness..!"..??
Stop it!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:58 pm
Stop it!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: runner girl on 12/17/05 at 10:59 pm
Stop it!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 12/17/05 at 11:07 pm
it's scary how much you guys are thinking alike tonight!! :o ;D
Ha...you think similarly...
*queues twilight zone music*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/23/05 at 6:03 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I had my mom and my brother confirm that the file I recorded on WavePad sounds nothing like me.
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
I LOVE Dumbo!!!!!
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
...oops
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Er...
I know where that came from... I feel important
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/24/05 at 8:36 am
A Woman On the bus screaming to the bus driver:"I'm going to punch your face in,Ya'll should've stayed on strike". >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/24/05 at 5:36 pm
"Why do you never smile?"
--Tyler, my twelve year old brother
At first I was like "..." but later on I thought it was funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/24/05 at 10:54 pm
Me: Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Nick.
Nick (My Cousin): Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Eh? That sure is an interesting way of saying that you hate Jesus and all of his followers >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/25/05 at 6:33 pm
Me: Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Nick.
Nick (My Cousin): Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Eh? That sure is an interesting way of saying that you hate Jesus and all of his followers >:-{
I was thinking of saying "Happy Hanukkah" to people just to piss them off, but I didn't have the heart to do it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/26/05 at 8:25 am
"I'm going to go speed dating on Wednesday". :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/26/05 at 9:15 am
"I'm going to go speed dating on Wednesday". :(
did Robin say that? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/26/05 at 12:35 pm
Yesterday, the 2 year old was helping everyone open their gifts. She is looking into a package that has tissue paper around it and says: "Ooooh" without actually seeing what the gift was. ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/27/05 at 1:54 pm
Yes she did but It's ok that she's honest with me, All She wants to do is to explore her options.I kind of knew that I was toast anyway. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/28/05 at 12:08 am
Vaughn to me: You're my sweetie-pie!! :-* :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: alyceclover on 12/28/05 at 12:12 am
"I'm going to go speed dating on Wednesday". :(
that is so sad....did you get a job yet?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 12/28/05 at 7:06 am
Me: It's snowing canny bad. I hate snow
Mam: So do I...
Me: See? We DO have things in common!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/28/05 at 10:41 am
Me: It's snowing canny bad. I hate snow
Mam: So do I...
Me: See? We DO have things in common!
after I read that, I see your nice big smiling avatar....
psst... you guys also like a few of the same television shows...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 12/28/05 at 11:36 am
after I read that, I see your nice big smiling avatar....
psst... you guys also like a few of the same television shows...
Do we? Are you sure?! My mam watches Discovery Science channel, I watch Music TV. Mam watches LivingTV, I watch Sky One. The nearest we come is that I love Lost, whilst my mam 'doesn't mind' watching it ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/28/05 at 4:25 pm
that is so sad....did you get a job yet?
No I don't think I'll be able to meet her deadline so I might not able to see her as much but I'll keep you up to date with everything. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/29/05 at 10:38 pm
"masochism is my specialty"
--Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/29/05 at 10:44 pm
"masochism is my specialty"
--Doms
>:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/29/05 at 11:08 pm
"masochism is my specialty"
--Doms
:o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 12/30/05 at 12:56 am
"...all we are, basically, is monkeys with car keys..."
"...all a filmaker can do is show what it's like to be alive at a certaim place and time..."
~Grandma Woody to Ed
Northern Exposure
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/31/05 at 9:29 am
'the what box?"
the pizza box.
"the pizza what?"
the pizza box.
"oooohhhh. indian food."
(my sister not understanding that we have just ordered food)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/01/06 at 2:46 pm
I found something for you at Au Bon Pain My Job Coach talking to me. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/04/06 at 10:09 pm
BUMP. Just because I don't want to see Andrew's threads slowly making their way to the 4th page :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/04/06 at 10:14 pm
"So I says to 'im, I says to 'im... 'Hey! You can't touch that! My Goggles are so special to me!'"-Bobby McGee
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/04/06 at 10:14 pm
"So I says to 'im, I says to 'im... 'Hey! You can't touch that! My Goggles are so special to me!'"-Bobby McGee
Why did that make me laugh so hard? I don't even understand it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/05/06 at 8:57 am
"in the morning, since 4am, or last night?"
"since 4am"
"so this morning"
"right"
"so it's new from now or from 4am?"
" I think it's new from now because it has not spots from last night's raindrops"
"that has nothing to do with it"
"yeah it does"
"so it's new now"
"I'll so go out and confirm this..come to the door so I can tell you."
"I don't see what coming to the door has to..."
"yeah, brand new."
"thanks"
me and my husband in too-early morning conversation, not understanding each other, discussing if the dog poop is recent or from the middle of the night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 01/05/06 at 11:42 am
"that reminds me, I found a face in Jeffrey's poop last week."
My husband to me while watching an episode of Grey's Anatomy in which dolls heads were removed from a patient. Jeffrey eats a lot of toys and my husband likes to report on the condition of his (the dog's) poops.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/05/06 at 11:57 am
Poop discussions are a regular thing with me...very sad..
Here's a good quote- "Come on,,, good boy- that's it, be sarcastic and I'll give you a cookie"
my sister to my husband for being a smart-alek
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/05/06 at 2:21 pm
"We'll get you working in about a month or so"
My Job Coach talking to me. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/05/06 at 3:21 pm
"you better take a shower or you're not coming in my car with me"
coworker on the phone
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/05/06 at 9:31 pm
Today I was getting Vaughn dressed after his bath...and he was still a little damp, as I was trying to help him pull his sweater on....
Me: Gosh, this sweater WILL NOT go on...
Vaughn: You need to take a deep breath...and just calm down.
Me: (laughing hysterically): where did you learn that phrase?
Vaughn: (ever so matter of fact-like): from Cat in the Hat (mind you...this is the same place that he learned the phrase "dirty hoe")
he is such a ham....he never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/05/06 at 9:35 pm
Today I was getting Vaughn dressed after his bath...and he was still a little damp, as I was trying to help him pull his sweater on....
Me: Gosh, this sweater WILL NOT go on...
Vaughn: You need to take a deep breath...and just calm down.
Me: (laughing hysterically): where did you learn that phrase?
Vaughn: (ever so matter of fact-like): from Cat in the Hat (mind you...this is the same place that he learned the phrase "dirty hoe")
he is such a ham....he never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL! ;D
Too cute. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/05/06 at 10:03 pm
Today I was getting Vaughn dressed after his bath...and he was still a little damp, as I was trying to help him pull his sweater on....
Me: Gosh, this sweater WILL NOT go on...
Vaughn: You need to take a deep breath...and just calm down.
Me: (laughing hysterically): where did you learn that phrase?
Vaughn: (ever so matter of fact-like): from Cat in the Hat (mind you...this is the same place that he learned the phrase "dirty hoe")
he is such a ham....he never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL! ;D
Vaughn's quotes always make me laugh ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/05/06 at 10:28 pm
Vaughn's quotes always make me laugh ;D
me too, Doms! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/05/06 at 10:44 pm
"Tupac backwards is Caput! , kinda sums up his career, huh?"
"It sums up his life!"-Marsh and me on MSN
It feels weird quoting yourself.
yes, I'm bored and needed something to type
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/05/06 at 10:46 pm
"Tupac backwards is Caput! , kinda sums up his career, huh?"
"It sums up his life!"-Marsh and me on MSN
It feels weird quoting yourself.
yes, I'm bored and needed something to type
;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/06/06 at 8:35 am
"...mmmmphhh....gar.....garbage..mnhhph...garbage....Garbage...GARBAGE!! GARBAGE!!!!"
my husband as he falls out of bed and trips over stuff when he hears the garbage truck and realises he forgot to
put the cans out...
it was hysterical. It had me up 2 hours early today, but it was totally worth it! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/06/06 at 2:18 pm
"When we get back together again,We're Going To Have So Much Fun"
Me Talking To Robin the other night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/06/06 at 4:35 pm
"When we get back together again,We're Going To Have So Much Fun"
Me Talking To Robin the other night.
did she seem anxious to get back with you too, Howard?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/06/06 at 6:40 pm
Today at the McDonalds drive thru
Me: Can I have a number 9 with iced tea?
Lady: A number 5 with hi-c? Would you like anything else?
Me: A number NINE with ICED TEA!
Lady: Oh, iced tea??
Me: Yes, and a number NINE, not a number FIVE.
Lady: Excuse me? A number five with iced tea, right?
Me: NO a number NINE... Six piece chicken...
Lady: Crispy Chicken? Ok that will be $4.97 at the first window.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/06/06 at 7:39 pm
Today at the McDonalds drive thru
Me: Can I have a number 9 with iced tea?
Lady: A number 5 with hi-c? Would you like anything else?
Me: A number NINE with ICED TEA!
Lady: Oh, iced tea??
Me: Yes, and a number NINE, not a number FIVE.
Lady: Excuse me? A number five with iced tea, right?
Me: NO a number NINE... Six piece chicken...
Lady: Crispy Chicken? Ok that will be $4.97 at the first window.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!! >:(
http://www.twistedwavs.com/Multimedia/misc_wavs2.htm
Listen to the 3rd one down called "Fastfood". It may sound very familar. ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/06/06 at 8:11 pm
Today at the McDonalds drive thru
Me: Can I have a number 9 with iced tea?
Lady: A number 5 with hi-c? Would you like anything else?
Me: A number NINE with ICED TEA!
Lady: Oh, iced tea??
Me: Yes, and a number NINE, not a number FIVE.
Lady: Excuse me? A number five with iced tea, right?
Me: NO a number NINE... Six piece chicken...
Lady: Crispy Chicken? Ok that will be $4.97 at the first window.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!! >:(
Gosh, I hate when that happens! That happened one time to me at Dairy Queen...their drive thru speakers were so effed up...you couldn't hear anything they were saying and vice versa.....and naturally, it was one of those days where I had everyone with me and we were ordering a crapload of stuff.....I was so tense by the time we paid and drove away! ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/06/06 at 9:38 pm
I actually could understand her fine... I don't know why she couldn't understand me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/06/06 at 10:11 pm
"What?!" - Beth
yes, it's useless..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/06/06 at 11:56 pm
TopTrig12: You may not believe this..
TopTrig12: But AIM is being ghey.
AnOrganizedMess5: I can
TopTrig12: Really1?
TopTrig12: AIM...ghey?
TopTrig12: :O
AnOrganizedMess5: WHO'DA THUNK IT!?
TopTrig12: Ktelqueen?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 12:26 am
"What?!" - Beth
yes, it's useless..
..
Good one, Doms!
"The instructions are german!"
-Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/07/06 at 1:58 am
Dom-Doms says:
do you know what your IQ is?
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I took one of those dumb, probably inaccurate Tickle tests
Dom-Doms says:
oh
Your Worst Nightmare says:
It said something like 130, but of course, I can't trust that
Dom-Doms says:
i took a book from the store that was supposed to be accurate... it said no one could finish it in the time given (which was 45 minutes) and I did it in 16 minutes
Dom-Doms says:
and.. got 156 points
Dom-Doms says:
I was.. confused
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Hmm..
Your Worst Nightmare says:
DOMS IS A GENIUS?
Dom-Doms says:
:o
Your Worst Nightmare says:
:o
Dom-Doms says:
and I don't even know what Teat is
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/07/06 at 6:45 am
did she seem anxious to get back with you too, Howard?
Actually,I'm the one who was anxious to get back with her.My Sundays will be boring for god knows how long this waiting will take. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 9:37 am
Dom-Doms says:
do you know what your IQ is?
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I took one of those dumb, probably inaccurate Tickle tests
Dom-Doms says:
oh
Your Worst Nightmare says:
It said something like 130, but of course, I can't trust that
Dom-Doms says:
i took a book from the store that was supposed to be accurate... it said no one could finish it in the time given (which was 45 minutes) and I did it in 16 minutes
Dom-Doms says:
and.. got 156 points
Dom-Doms says:
I was.. confused
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Hmm..
Your Worst Nightmare says:
DOMS IS A GENIUS?
Dom-Doms says:
:o
Your Worst Nightmare says:
:o
Dom-Doms says:
and I don't even know what Teat is
..
..
..
..
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1 ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 1:04 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/07/06 at 1:08 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
LOL I hate old people like that!!! ;D My grandmother used to try to freak us out by popping her dentures out at us. Evil, evil woman.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/07/06 at 1:10 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
ewww...now you have to decide who is worse...the eyeless old perv, or the middle-aged midget perv?? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/07/06 at 1:10 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
Hahaha, that's hilarious. Did you just go :o or did you say something more along the lines of, "OMFG, AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/07/06 at 1:51 pm
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
... That's beautiful.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/07/06 at 3:43 pm
To Robin last night:
"You Know those 3 words I always say to you"?
"You Love Me"?
"Well,I'll Love You When You Get That Job". >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/07/06 at 6:59 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
See, you need to be careful what you wish for... I remember reading somewhere recently that you like old people's stories. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 7:05 pm
See, you need to be careful what you wish for... I remember reading somewhere recently that you like old people's stories. :D
Haha. Yeah, I Was thinking more on the lines of a classic love story or even.... "We had to trudge through 2721 foot snow.. without shoes. When we got home we were cut with shards of glass and awkwardly stabbed with cumbersome objects.... And by god, we were grateful..!"
This guy was just creepy. Maybe when I wish for things, I should specify.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/07/06 at 9:55 pm
... That's beautiful.
hey...it's Andrew! Good to see ya! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/08/06 at 1:03 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"You Know those 3 words I always say to you"?
"You Love Me"?
"Well,I'll Love You When You Get That Job". >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/08/06 at 4:47 pm
....seen on my way into Brighton today and painted on a wall...
'BUSH IS A CRIMINAL'
sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/09/06 at 12:21 am
--B e t h---"...Bull Snatch! That Neil Armstrong can't fool me with his boyish charm..!!" says:
*runs to NON-forum quotes*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/09/06 at 12:22 am
"Don't feel bad if you play with it"
-Dominic L.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/09/06 at 12:24 am
"Don't feel bad if you play with it"
-Dominic L.
you forgot the part that made it sound less dirty... :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/09/06 at 12:28 am
you forgot the part that made it sound less dirty... :(
That's the whole point. You should know by now that both me and Marsh like to take things out of context :P
But just to clarify, he was talking about the Inthe00s Arcade :-)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/09/06 at 1:59 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"You Know those 3 words I always say to you"?
"You Love Me"?
"Well,I'll Love You When You Get That Job". >:(
I got 3 words; "Conditional love bites"
NON Forum Quote Of The Day: "I'll be right there in the room to fix it if you screw it up"
quote by manager of Miami Ink Tattoo shop to the apprentice before his first tattooo job on the TV show Miami Ink.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/09/06 at 4:35 pm
My parents think that you aren't my boyfriend because you don't have a job yet >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 01/09/06 at 5:02 pm
My mam after playing Tetris in the arcade:
It's very difficult on the computer, i'm used to a hand-heldy thingy
Tut, mothers ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/09/06 at 5:52 pm
"will you be home later?"
"no I'll be out"
"where are you going?"
"caroling"
followed by screams of laughter
talking to my husband on the phone, him giving me a stupid answer to a perfectly sane question
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/10/06 at 8:11 pm
This was about fifteen minutes ago...
Me: (quoting a book) And...it said the "diarrhetic droppings" were really slippery and it was difficult to get into the bag...
My mom: ;D Sausage.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/11/06 at 2:03 am
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
WOW :o You may need counseling after that experience. I can give you Dr. Feingolds number if you've been traumatized by the lecherous, cycloptic senior citizen. by the way, what did he purchase?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/11/06 at 9:12 am
WOW :o You may need counseling after that experience. I can give you Dr. Feingolds number if you've been traumatized by the lecherous, cycloptic senior citizen. by the way, what did he purchase?
He didn't purchase anything. ;D He came in looking for my boss, and ended up staying for an ungodly amount of time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/11/06 at 4:10 pm
"I'm going to talk to the manager at Au Bon Pain and a give a good mention to you,Howard :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/11/06 at 7:16 pm
"I'm going to talk to the manager at Au Bon Pain and a give a good mention to you,Howard :)
jeez Howard...how long does it take this guy to pick up the phone and call the manager and talk to him? I mean...it seems like he has been stringing you along for a few weeks now, concerning this job at Au Bon Pain!!! :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/11/06 at 8:37 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Wait, do you know what baby boomers are?
Dom-Doms says:
hmm....
Dom-Doms says:
either underwear, or pants?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/12/06 at 12:20 am
This isn't funny, I just don't understand it..!!! I sat in front of it, trying to figure it out, and I just.. COULDN'T!!!11 Double You Tee Eff?!
Jacked248: you suck
Jacked248: no you don't.
Jacked248: but its like love.
Jacked248: punch you. runaway.
Jacked248: street. yeah thats me.
Aaaaah!!! *Head Explodes*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/12/06 at 2:45 am
Kung Fu season 3, episode 9. final scene, Kwai Chang Caine is leaving the railroad after having done a good deed and the rail boss asks Caine if he can give him a ride Boss: Can I give you a ride? Caine: No, I better go my own path. Thank you, Boss: Where is that? Caine: I may never know. the end :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/12/06 at 6:22 am
jeez Howard...how long does it take this guy to pick up the phone and call the manager and talk to him? I mean...it seems like he has been stringing you along for a few weeks now, concerning this job at Au Bon Pain!!! :-\\
I know,it seems like forever to get a job with him.Some people I know who have dealt with job coaches themselves have said that they rarely get the job done but they do.My fate is in his hands and I also want to bring my relationship with Robin back on it's feet once again. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/12/06 at 9:11 am
Me: "I have to drive to Pennsylvania with the other skiers"
Ron: "Steers"
Me: "Yes, steers. I"m driving cows to Pennsylvania."
Ron: "(laughs) Cows don't ski."
and he's a doctor!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/13/06 at 9:36 pm
Our very own Sheth: It's like...hey, let me tie my shoe...NOT, I JUST PUNCHED YOUR VAGINA LOLOLOL
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/13/06 at 9:48 pm
Beth :: Boom Chaka Laka Laka
Beth starts removing pants
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 01/16/06 at 9:42 am
My Husband: "What's Your Problem? You're So Quiet"
Me: "I told you I was in the throes of PMS"
My Husband: "Well you don't have to ignore me"
Me: " Well I can ignore you or we can talk about our relationship, your choice"
My Husband: "I'll be in the garage"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/16/06 at 1:12 pm
My Husband: "What's Your Problem? You're So Quiet"
Me: "I told you I was in the throes of PMS"
My Husband: "Well you don't have to ignore me"
Me: " Well I can ignore you or we can talk about our relationship, your choice"
My Husband: "I'll be in the garage"
Smart man. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/16/06 at 1:15 pm
I know,it seems like forever to get a job with him.Some people I know who have dealt with job coaches themselves have said that they rarely get the job done but they do.My fate is in his hands and I also want to bring my relationship with Robin back on it's feet once again. :)
Maybe you should just go and fill out an application at the place and ask for the manager yourself??
I hope you aren't paying this 'job coach'. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/16/06 at 6:31 pm
Maybe you should just go and fill out an application at the place and ask for the manager yourself??
I hope you aren't paying this 'job coach'. :P
No Andrea.He's VESID sponsored.I'm not paying him any money whatsoever.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/16/06 at 6:34 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/16/06 at 6:44 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
Perhaps your girlfriend is a broken turntable...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/16/06 at 8:29 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
There are other fish in the sea, Howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/16/06 at 11:24 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
seems to me you should stay away from her for a while
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 6:41 am
seems to me you should stay away from her for a while
The problem is that she wants to shut me out verbally until I get that job but I'm not giving up on her.She can wait no matter how long it takes.I'm trying to be patient with her but she's not patient with me.I don't know what to say anymore. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/17/06 at 7:11 am
The problem is that she wants to shut me out verbally until I get that job but I'm not giving up on her.She can wait no matter how long it takes.I'm trying to be patient with her but she's not patient with me.I don't know what to say anymore. :(
but Howard...it seems to me that she is playing you for a fool...and that's just not right. If things aren't up to her/or her parents standards..then she shuts you out...what kind of girlfriend is that? You shouldn't have to live up to her expectations for her to merely talk to you. I mean...I can see her wanting you to find a job, etc...but to totally shut you out and have her parents say mean things about you...that's just not very kind at all. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 01/17/06 at 9:53 am
The problem is that she wants to shut me out verbally until I get that job but I'm not giving up on her.She can wait no matter how long it takes.I'm trying to be patient with her but she's not patient with me.I don't know what to say anymore. :(
Howard. When someone says "call me when you get that job" those are pretty much "it's over" words. If there not, then you don't deserve to be talked to like that. What is the definition of an abusive relationship Howard? What is the definition of being disrespectful of another human being Howard? Run, Howard, Run!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 1:17 pm
but Howard...it seems to me that she is playing you for a fool...and that's just not right. If things aren't up to her/or her parents standards..then she shuts you out...what kind of girlfriend is that? You shouldn't have to live up to her expectations for her to merely talk to you. I mean...I can see her wanting you to find a job, etc...but to totally shut you out and have her parents say mean things about you...that's just not very kind at all. :(
It's not right at all Erin for her Parents to give me a deadline,For Robin to go speed dating even before the deadline and for her parents to call me abusive names behind my back which is not right at all.I've put up with too much shit in my life and you're right,It doesn't seem like she cares about me all that she cares about is for me to get a job and that's my focus right now and like I said,I'm not giving up the ship!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 1:19 pm
Howard. When someone says "call me when you get that job" those are pretty much "it's over" words. If there not, then you don't deserve to be talked to like that. What is the definition of an abusive relationship Howard? What is the definition of being disrespectful of another human being Howard? Run, Howard, Run!
Thanks Robin.I just hope it's not over! :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/17/06 at 2:34 pm
My daughter and I today.
Brooke: *Grabs her butt*
Me: What's the matter?
Brooke: My butt hurts.
Me: Why?
Brooke: My pee pee's bothering it.
Me: Your pee pee is bothering your butt?
Brooke: *nods yes*
Me: Interesting. http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/3.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/17/06 at 5:01 pm
My daughter and I today.
Brooke: *Grabs her butt*
Me: What's the matter?
Brooke: My butt hurts.
Me: Why?
Brooke: My pee pee's bothering it.
Me: Your pee pee is bothering your butt?
Brooke: *nods yes*
Me: Interesting. http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/3.gif
OMG....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D that had to be the funniest thing that I have heard in a long time!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/17/06 at 8:26 pm
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip, you know that?
Me: ...what?
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip.
Me: ...fuzz!?
My mom: Fuzz.
Me: On my lip!?
My mom: Yes.
...I thought she was talking about lint.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 01/18/06 at 12:16 am
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip, you know that?
Me: ...what?
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip.
Me: ...fuzz!?
My mom: Fuzz.
Me: On my lip!?
My mom: Yes.
...I thought she was talking about lint.
=o Somebody's GROWING UPPPPP!!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 01/18/06 at 5:59 am
My daughter and I today.
Brooke: *Grabs her butt*
Me: What's the matter?
Brooke: My butt hurts.
Me: Why?
Brooke: My pee pee's bothering it.
Me: Your pee pee is bothering your butt?
Brooke: *nods yes*
Me: Interesting. http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/3.gif
Rash?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/18/06 at 7:06 am
=o Somebody's GROWING UPPPPP!!! :D ;D
Pffft, I've had fuzz on my lip since...uh...
...BEFORE I WAS BORN.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/18/06 at 5:23 pm
I'll have you meet the manager at Au Bon Pain on Friday,I'll call you the day before to let you know what happened. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/18/06 at 5:24 pm
seems to me you should stay away from her for a while
That's what's been happening lately. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/18/06 at 8:39 pm
....*sigh*
Me: *hands page from editorials* This is what I was trying to say when I said it was silly that some people were boycotting stores for saying "happy holidays". I don't think you understood me.
My mom: *glances at article* I don't think it's silly at all. These people feel very strongly about this--
Me: I mean I think it is silly that they feel strongly about it.
My mom: Not really, I mean, there is an effort to secularize this nation and this is what they're doing by taking "Christ" out of Christmas.
Me: ....I think that is very paranoia-fueled.
My mom: Not if you've been paying attention to what's been going on in this country for the past fifty years!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/18/06 at 8:46 pm
....*sigh*
Me: *hands page from editorials* This is what I was trying to say when I said it was silly that some people were boycotting stores for saying "happy holidays". I don't think you understood me.
My mom: *glances at article* I don't think it's silly at all. These people feel very strongly about this--
Me: I mean I think it is silly that they feel strongly about it.
My mom: Not really, I mean, there is an effort to secularize this nation and this is what they're doing by taking "Christ" out of Christmas.
Me: ....I think that is very paranoia-fueled.
My mom: Not if you've been paying attention to what's been going on in this country for the past fifty years!
you lost me after the second line.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/19/06 at 12:29 am
....*sigh*
Me: *hands page from editorials* This is what I was trying to say when I said it was silly that some people were boycotting stores for saying "happy holidays". I don't think you understood me.
My mom: *glances at article* I don't think it's silly at all. These people feel very strongly about this--
Me: I mean I think it is silly that they feel strongly about it.
My mom: Not really, I mean, there is an effort to secularize this nation and this is what they're doing by taking "Christ" out of Christmas.
Me: ....I think that is very paranoia-fueled.
My mom: Not if you've been paying attention to what's been going on in this country for the past fifty years!
fox news, your mom watches Bill O'Reilly hahhahhahhah. a right winger with a son who's leaning left. That will always make for good breakfast banter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 01/19/06 at 5:25 am
fox news, your mom watches Bill O'Reilly hahhahhahhah. a right winger with a son who's leaning left. That will always make for good breakfast banter.
It's what makes breakfast and adolescence fun! 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/19/06 at 11:08 am
Me: I want to see this school...Spanish Fort High.
My mom: No.
Me: I don't care if you say it promotes Satanism, I still want to decide. I'm not going to sit on my hands and be infanitilized while someone else makes my decisions!
My mom: The Bible says that parents should educate their children, and since you are not an adult, we will decide what school you go to.
Me: What if I don't go the Christian school?
My mom: Then you'll be home.
Me: What if I won't homeschool?
My mom: You either go to the Christian school or you're homeschooled.
Me: What if I won't do either?
My mom: Then you'll be a dropout.
Me: Alright.
fudge...I'm dropping out of high school then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/19/06 at 12:07 pm
Phone rings....
Mom :where are you?
KK: what, no hello?
Mom: are you in the car?
KK: hello to you too.
Mom: call me when you're out of the car.
*click*
My mom hangining up on me cuz she thinks that, even with hands-free, I"ll crash using the phone.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 01/19/06 at 12:19 pm
Me: I want to see this school...Spanish Fort High.
My mom: No.
Me: I don't care if you say it promotes Satanism, I still want to decide. I'm not going to sit on my hands and be infanitilized while someone else makes my decisions!
My mom: The Bible says that parents should educate their children, and since you are not an adult, we will decide what school you go to.
Me: What if I don't go the Christian school?
My mom: Then you'll be home.
Me: What if I won't homeschool?
My mom: You either go to the Christian school or you're homeschooled.
Me: What if I won't do either?
My mom: Then you'll be a dropout.
Me: Alright.
fudge...I'm dropping out of high school then.
Jeebus I feel sorry for you man. :\'( Thats like abuse, IMO.
It makes me so glad that I didn't get stuck with religious parents. I mean they had their faults still, but this reminds me I could have had it worse. Hang in there, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/19/06 at 3:07 pm
"Don't Worry,You'll Do Fine".One of the secretaries wishing me good luck on my job interview tomorrow. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/20/06 at 10:05 am
Scott: I am growing impatient.
Me: I know. You should really postpone...
Scott: Evel Knievel does not postpone! The President does not postpone, James Bond-
arch..ar....OK. we have one week!
Don't say I never gave you anything!
Me: You're buying these drinks, right?
Having a meeting my artist friend that I'm trying to drum up sponsorship for...a wild man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 3:18 pm
On the phone with Robin last night:
"Please Robin,Let me Talk To You,I don't want you to shut me out cause there's nothing to discuss anymore".
"I've been feeling depressed and tired lately". :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/06 at 3:21 pm
On the phone with Robin last night:
"Please Robin,Let me Talk To You,I don't want you to shut me out cause there's nothing to discuss anymore".
"I've been feeling depressed and tired lately". :(
I should say that usually Quotes of the day are supposed to be happy and Make your day...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/06 at 3:23 pm
Why did you grow a beard?
I can't leave you alone for five minutes
What the Christ?
What the devil?
From a song I first heard today.
It made me laugh... why? I dunno.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 3:35 pm
I should say that usually Quotes of the day are supposed to be happy and Make your day...
Well lately she's been depressed and tired lately. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/06 at 3:39 pm
Well lately she's been depressed and tired lately. :(
You should start a sadder quote thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 3:41 pm
You should start a sadder quote thread.
Maybe I will in the future.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/20/06 at 11:23 pm
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/20/06 at 11:59 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
MUST HOLD BACK MY MONKEY LOVE
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/21/06 at 12:07 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
MY LOVE IS ONLY FOR MONKEYS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/21/06 at 9:21 am
uh...
was this one of your "Late night talks" again?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/21/06 at 9:51 am
uh...
was this one of your "Late night talks" again?
Yes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 12:28 am
Carpe Noctem says:
Yeah, I deflate any erection in a 4-mile radius.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 12:30 am
Carpe Noctem says:
The nipples are man's thermometer
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 12:51 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
my gramma has one
Carpe Noctem says:
'Cause they're a fire hazard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 12:56 am
Carpe Noctem says:
And I just said "Poop," Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 1:01 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I better stop looking
Carpe Noctem says:
*broom picture*
Carpe Noctem says:
THAT'S hot.
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
so I don't...
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 1:16 am
Carpe Noctem says:
"To be a good writer, you should input lots and lots of penis into your story"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/22/06 at 1:25 pm
Carpe Noctem says:
"To be a good writer, you should input lots and lots of penis into your story"
He actually said that? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/22/06 at 5:01 pm
Carpe Noctem says:
Yeah, I deflate any erection in a 4-mile radius.
Carpe Noctem says:
The nipples are man's thermometer
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
my gramma has one
Carpe Noctem says:
'Cause they're a fire hazard
Carpe Noctem says:
And I just said "Poop," Doms
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I better stop looking
Carpe Noctem says:
*broom picture*
Carpe Noctem says:
THAT'S hot.
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
so I don't...
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/23/06 at 7:52 am
..
Ah, my boyfriend.. ::)
You picked a good one.
Well, there IS the constant "XD"ing...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/23/06 at 5:48 pm
My job coach today:
"Well Howard you nailed the interview,Are you going to call Robin and tell her the good news?" :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/23/06 at 7:52 pm
Dentist: So, this is your first year of high school?
Me: Uh...yeah...well, I'm homeschooled.
Dentist: You must love that!
Me: *wonders if she's being sarcastic* Hmm.
Dentist: What?
Me: Nothing.
Dentist: What, you'd like to get up earlier and have to go someplace?
Me: Actually...yes.
(few minutes later)
Dentist: I guess it would be pretty hard to get a girlfriend if you couldn't go to school to meet her!
WTF?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/24/06 at 9:36 am
A: "She doesn't even remember that we bought all those window-envelopes!"
B: "We're supposed to use the window-enveleopes?"
A" "I'm surrounded!" (walks out)
B: (examines envelope) "ohhhh. that's what the window is for. the address!"
a frustrated co-worker and astupid co-worker
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 01/24/06 at 10:18 am
Me : Mam, you're beautiful
Mam: Shut up, man
:o :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/06 at 1:02 pm
Me : Mam, you're beautiful
Mam: Shut up, man
:o :\'(
Who told you to shut up?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/24/06 at 1:06 pm
Me : Mam, you're beautiful
Mam: Shut up, man
:o :\'(
I think that's pretty funny.
Like my earlier post of calling my mom and her hanging up on me cuz I was on a cell phone in the car.
:)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/06 at 1:09 pm
"Robin,I would like to see you THIS Sunday after a month away from each other".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/25/06 at 9:42 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
I like what I see there, Doms...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/25/06 at 9:42 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
I like what I see there, Doms...
Yeah, I was referring to Snyder saying that to you on this forum once in the gallery thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/25/06 at 9:55 pm
Yeah, I was referring to Snyder saying that to you on this forum once in the gallery thread.
Quit denying the fact that you were talking about T3H P3N1S (!!!!!1one), Marsh..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 01/26/06 at 3:39 am
My father in law when I w3as driving them home the other day.
"What do you want to stop for lunch for? It's only one o'clock"
Yeah, that'd be lunchtime by most normal people's standards!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/26/06 at 8:05 am
My Dad on lunch
I"ll come to your cafeteria becuase it's cheap but it has a nice view....like you!
???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/26/06 at 10:14 am
Me: I've been accepted as a transfer student and was wondering if I could make an appointment with an advisor.
Lady: No, they don't take appointments, it's on a walk-in basis only.
Me: So, how can I get a transcript evaluation?
Lady: Well, you have to make an appointment.
Me: Oh. Okay. Thank you for your help. ::)
I would rather be a bum than go through that...administrators can be hell..I know,I used to be one!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/26/06 at 3:23 pm
My Dad on lunch
I"ll come to your cafeteria becuase it's cheap but it has a nice view....like you!
???
What did he actually mean by"nice view"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/28/06 at 3:15 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
PARTS OF ME JUST FLOPPIN' AROUND!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/28/06 at 3:22 am
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/28/06 at 3:44 am
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/30/06 at 4:53 pm
"I really DID miss you". Robin talking to me last night. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/30/06 at 10:46 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
well, Beth... yesterday my poop was green
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/30/06 at 11:00 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
well, Beth... yesterday my poop was green
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/30/06 at 11:29 pm
... You left out the funny part!
.. I did? Which part was that..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/30/06 at 11:34 pm
.. I did? Which part was that..?
well you should started from the "I'm used to it" until the "no, it was saturday!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/31/06 at 1:07 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
well, Beth... yesterday my poop was green
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/31/06 at 1:13 am
:o aaahhhhhggggg good shock value here :o
Yup. And you can thank Dominic for that... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/31/06 at 1:24 am
Yup. And you can thank Dominic for that... :D
really, those irrepugnant thoughts didn't originate from the mind of MidKnightDarkness? Well Dominic almost made me lose my enchilada. I've changed diapers before. It ain't pretty, and that brought it all back ;D ;D . See, when you and your homies are working the board, there's no telling what to expect. :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 01/31/06 at 3:22 am
son: "Mum my torch isn't working"
me: "Well, perhaps the batteries have gone flat"
son: "No, they were working last week when I switched the torch on and left it on under the sofa"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/31/06 at 4:24 pm
Me, to Scott: "Do you KNOW how hard it is to hump somebody while you're both moving?"
I'll let you develop the back-story for yourself.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/31/06 at 4:26 pm
"Robin,I want to use you as my human sundae just for one night" ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/31/06 at 4:30 pm
Me, to Scott: "Do you KNOW how hard it is to hump somebody while you're both moving?"
I'll let you develop the back-story for yourself.
"Robin,I want to use you as my human sundae just for one night" ;D ;)
...whoa, two obscure innuendos in a row!
I continued cleaning out my closet today, by the way...all kinds of junk.
Me: *opens plastic bag* Ah, it's a bunch of Sunday school stuff. *picks up card* It's the Caucasian Jesus Christ!
My mom: What's with all the glitter?
Me: Well, it is Jesus Christ.
My mom: What does that have to do with anything?
Me: Well, he's the Son of God...and he's white.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/31/06 at 6:10 pm
...whoa, two obscure innuendos in a row!
I didn't imply anything.. I came out and said it, dammit. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/31/06 at 9:03 pm
really, those irrepugnant thoughts didn't originate from the mind of MidKnightDarkness? Well Dominic almost made me lose my enchilada. I've changed diapers before. It ain't pretty, and that brought it all back ;D ;D . See, when you and your homies are working the board, there's no telling what to expect. :-\\
you missed the context, she was talking about how her co-worker explains his poop.
And, well, I was making an example, although it WAS true...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/31/06 at 9:06 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
No
...
...
ha... haha... BUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
That's a good one, ain't it?! I just couldn't stop laughing. That Marsh... he's one funny guy!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/01/06 at 4:23 pm
"Where Are You Going To Put The Whipped Cream And Cherries"?(Robin on Sunday) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/01/06 at 7:49 pm
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
it's not the kind of place I want to be advertising the fact that I need a screw!
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
like my hotdog
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/02/06 at 3:06 pm
Tyler: Is there any way you can get carpal tunnel syndrome besides typing?
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/02/06 at 3:19 pm
"You have good singing skills"(I was talking to Robin last night) :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/02/06 at 4:44 pm
This just in: 2 co-workers seated behind me discussing his flooded RV. (him) "I don't know what I'm gonna do"? (her) "I think you need a hummer". :o just another exciting day at the phone company ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/03/06 at 9:28 am
We were in the car yesterday and Vaughn dropped one of his toys and wanted Chris to pick it up.....
Vaughn: Can you pick up my car that fell on the floor
Chris: I can't reach it buddy....it's too far away from me
Vaughn: (starting to whine)
Me: Gosh Vaughn, he's not freakin' Stretch Armstrong!
Gotta love our sarcasm! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/03/06 at 10:53 am
We were in the car yesterday and Vaughn dropped one of his toys and wanted Chris to pick it up.....
Vaughn: Can you pick up my car that fell on the floor
Chris: I can't reach it buddy....it's too far away from me
Vaughn: (starting to whine)
Me: Gosh Vaughn, he's not freakin' Stretch Armstrong!
Gotta love our sarcasm! ;) ;D
yeah, I love it, and one day his Kindergarten teacher will ask Vaughn to please hand her the chalk, and he's gonna respond "I'm not freakin' Stretch Armstrong"! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/03/06 at 2:04 pm
Dustin: We're gonna get our asses kicked.
Me: No problem.
Dustin: What?
Me: We'll just make our team name "Off Constantly".
Dustin: Why?
Me: See, when they win, they'll have to run around yelling "Yay! We win! We win! We beat Off Constantly, we beat Off Constantly!"
Dustin: Ahh... still, we're goin' down.
Me: Yeah. But at least we didn't beat Off Constantly.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/03/06 at 2:08 pm
"Off" is my favorite insect repellent. When you're alone in the woods, you can't beat it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/03/06 at 2:10 pm
"Enough With My fantasies,We'll do things as they come naturally". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/03/06 at 2:35 pm
Dustin: We're gonna get our asses kicked.
Me: No problem.
Dustin: What?
Me: We'll just make our team name "Off Constantly".
Dustin: Why?
Me: See, when they win, they'll have to run around yelling "Yay! We win! We win! We beat Off Constantly, we beat Off Constantly!"
Dustin: Ahh... still, we're goin' down.
Me: Yeah. But at least we didn't beat Off Constantly.
;D That's hilarious, Andrew.
Now walk up to the globe...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/03/06 at 3:53 pm
I have a work buddy named Jack who had his Chevy pickup stolen about a month ago, and while he's trying to get a fair settlement from his insurance company he's stuck driving around in a rented Kia, a car which he absolutely hates and a subject on which I needle him mercilessly:
Me: You know what "Kia" stands for, don't you?
Jack: No, what?
Me: Aw, come on, you were in the military...you know, K.I.A.?
Jack: Oh yeah, killed in action.
Me: So I guess that makes your truck a "Mia" then...
Dustin: We're gonna get our asses kicked.
Me: No problem.
Dustin: What?
Me: We'll just make our team name "Off Constantly".
Dustin: Why?
Me: See, when they win, they'll have to run around yelling "Yay! We win! We win! We beat Off Constantly, we beat Off Constantly!"
Dustin: Ahh... still, we're goin' down.
Me: Yeah. But at least we didn't beat Off Constantly.
That's pretty good. ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/03/06 at 5:18 pm
We were in the car yesterday and Vaughn dropped one of his toys and wanted Chris to pick it up.....
Vaughn: Can you pick up my car that fell on the floor
Chris: I can't reach it buddy....it's too far away from me
Vaughn: (starting to whine)
Me: Gosh Vaughn, he's not freakin' Stretch Armstrong!
Gotta love our sarcasm! ;) ;D
Ah... Stretch, I remember those! I broke mine to see what was in it... just sandy stuff, I think.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 12:58 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
I wish boobs really DID come out of the ears.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/04/06 at 7:08 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
I wish boobs really DID come out of the ears.
I wouldn't stop playing with myself all day. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/04/06 at 8:24 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
I wish boobs really DID come out of the ears.
.... WHAT were you talking about last night?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 10:29 am
.... WHAT were you talking about last night?
You don't know! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/04/06 at 11:10 am
its not the distance that drives us apart its 2 different lives not involving me and you says: can i come and stay with u for a while?
{229} --- "ToSeeYouSmileI'dFaceMyDeath..." says: errrr, not really, things are a bit crowded and we're all starting moving preperations.
its not the distance that drives us apart its 2 different lives not involving me and you says: I ave already missed this months rent and aint saved the money for next month
{229} --- "ToSeeYouSmileI'dFaceMyDeath..." says: i suppose you should then
its not the distance that drives us apart its 2 different lives not involving me and you says: you want me to bring some food?
{229} --- "ToSeeYouSmileI'dFaceMyDeath..." says: No, just some industrial pesticides and a towel
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/04/06 at 4:30 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Hmm...I ought to delete my logs of MSN conversations
Let's Imitate Reality. Let's Strive For Mediocrity. Let's Make Believe We're All The Same. Let's Sanitize Our Little Brains! says:
You keep a history?
Let's Imitate Reality. Let's Strive For Mediocrity. Let's Make Believe We're All The Same. Let's Sanitize Our Little Brains! says:
I do, but I have my own desktop.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
I don't want anyone in my family to read them, a lot of them have to do with T3H P3N1S and hating church
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 4:38 pm
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Shoot, gotta go.
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Dog needs walkin'.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
See you later
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Back later, my hispanic comrade.
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Peace.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
DOGGY'S GONNA HAVE SEX
I just...blurted that out right as you left. I'm not sure whether you saw that or not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/04/06 at 5:35 pm
Yeah, I saw it. XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/05/06 at 12:47 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
*holds butt*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/05/06 at 11:51 pm
Tonight while watching the Super Bowl half-time show....
Me: Wow! Look how bad Keith Richards looks! He is looking everyday, more and more like Lady Elaine (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood).
LOL! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/06/06 at 12:01 am
Today was Communion...we all received our little pieces of bread and the elder would say, "Eat this bread in remembrance of me" and we would all solemnly eat the bread and then the same with the little cups with grape juice...and after that, they put the Jesus bread on the table with the other food that was brought.
Joel: Hey, bread! (rips off a chunk and eats it)
Tell me that is not hilarious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 12:56 am
Tonight while watching the Super Bowl half-time show....
Me: Wow! Look how bad Keith Richards looks! He is looking everyday, more and more like Lady Elaine (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood).
LOL! :D
whoa, i used to think she was kinda hot ???
Today was Communion...we all received our little pieces of bread and the elder would say, "Eat this bread in remembrance of me" and we would all solemnly eat the bread and then the same with the little cups with grape juice...and after that, they put the Jesus bread on the table with the other food that was brought.
Joel: Hey, bread! (rips off a chunk and eats it)
Tell me that is not hilarious.
way to kill the solemn moment >:( that's a chuckler for sures. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/06/06 at 1:04 am
Tonight while watching the Super Bowl half-time show....
Me: Wow! Look how bad Keith Richards looks! He is looking everyday, more and more like Lady Elaine (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood).
LOL! :D
He's still doing the stuff with the fishing lures in his hair. He started that like.. 10 years ago and just keeps doing it :P
They look ancient.
When i saw them on the Big tour they basically look like they were dug up beforehand ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/06/06 at 5:03 am
Today was Communion...we all received our little pieces of bread and the elder would say, "Eat this bread in remembrance of me" and we would all solemnly eat the bread and then the same with the little cups with grape juice...and after that, they put the Jesus bread on the table with the other food that was brought.
Joel: Hey, bread! (rips off a chunk and eats it)
Tell me that is not hilarious.
My uncle, during Communion, said "Whoa, there's booze with this bread! AWESOME!"
I kid you not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/06/06 at 6:18 am
"What's wrong with being slobbered on"? (referring to Robin And I last night) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 8:25 am
whoa, i used to think she was kinda hot ???
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
I think maybe you meant.....HER
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=LADY+ABERLIN/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12g6irvl7/EXP=1139322311/*-http%3A//www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_aberlin.jpg
Lady Aberlin...I hope you meant her. LOL! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 8:31 am
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
..
Hahahahahahhahaha
Oh, sexy..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/06/06 at 9:20 am
My sister: Aha! Turn the mirror upon yourself! The fault lies in the common denominator- that's YOU!
(to my mom after she complains that everyone around her gets things she says confused- when it's she that's the confusing one)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/06/06 at 4:49 pm
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
I think maybe you meant.....HER
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=LADY+ABERLIN/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12g6irvl7/EXP=1139322311/*-http%3A//www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_aberlin.jpg
Lady Aberlin...I hope you meant her. LOL! :D
Lady Elaine Fairchild? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 5:02 pm
At work today:
Me: *Does something stupid* (Too complicated to explain)
Jay: Hahaha.. Ditz..
Me: >:-{
Jay: *Laughs, laughs, laughs...walks into closed door*
Me: ..... Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha..!!!
Jay: >:-{
Later on in the day....
Me: Do you have any garbage that needs taken out to the dumpster?
Jay: Psssht, yeah.. *Gathers garbage*
Me: *Reaches for the garbage*
Jay: *Throws garbage bag across the room and laughs as I go to pick it up*
About 10 minutes later..
Jay: *Leans over in his chair to tell me something.... falls off...*
Har.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/06/06 at 8:48 pm
FawningSwindlers: Dude, that is the worst Myspace page I have ever seen.
FawningSwindlers: Well... it's close.
TopTrig12: I know!
TopTrig12: It's the worst I've seen by far
TopTrig12: It is the only myspace that would provoke me to violently murder a puppy.
FawningSwindlers: =(
FawningSwindlers: THat's horrible.
TopTrig12: It's THAT bad.
FawningSwindlers: I would rather look at that lame Mysace than kill a puppy.
TopTrig12: Meh...look at Kristin's myspace, kill a puppy...
TopTrig12: *weighs hands*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 9:17 pm
FawningSwindlers: Dude, that is the worst Myspace page I have ever seen.
FawningSwindlers: Well... it's close.
TopTrig12: I know!
TopTrig12: It's the worst I've seen by far
TopTrig12: It is the only myspace that would provoke me to violently murder a puppy.
FawningSwindlers: =(
FawningSwindlers: THat's horrible.
TopTrig12: It's THAT bad.
FawningSwindlers: I would rather look at that lame Mysace than kill a puppy.
TopTrig12: Meh...look at Kristin's myspace, kill a puppy...
TopTrig12: *weighs hands*
*Slowly shakes head..*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 9:42 pm
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
I think maybe you meant.....HER
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=LADY+ABERLIN/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12g6irvl7/EXP=1139322311/*-http%3A//www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_aberlin.jpg
Lady Aberlin...I hope you meant her. LOL! :D
hahhahhahhah yes yes the real woman ;D and thats kind of hard up at that!!!! I thought the real lady was Elaine, my mistake. There must be something seriously wrong with me to get any kind of jollification from the mr rogers neighborhood chick.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/06/06 at 10:09 pm
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 10:11 pm
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
;D ;D I'm speechless ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/06/06 at 10:12 pm
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
Her tits will never droop.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 10:21 pm
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
i am now going to pee my pants, you have me laughing so hard!! ;D ;D ;D
BTW....I always thought of her as the neighborhood lesbian...I dunno, maybe it was just me! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 10:23 pm
i am now going to pee my pants, you have me laughing so hard!! ;D ;D ;D
BTW....I always thought of her as the neighborhood lesbian...I dunno, maybe it was just me! :D
The picture of that puppet standing there is hilarious in itself.... you couldn't have found a better picture of her, that's for sure ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 10:25 pm
The picture of that puppet standing there is hilarious in itself.... you couldn't have found a better picture of her, that's for sure ;D
well, it's not like I had too many to choose from...believe it or not, internet photos of Lady Elaine just aren't as much in demand as we all may have thought. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/06/06 at 10:57 pm
i am now going to pee my pants, you have me laughing so hard!! ;D ;D ;D
BTW....I always thought of her as the neighborhood lesbian...I dunno, maybe it was just me! :D
you know how i knew?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 11:02 pm
you know how i knew?
how? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 11:04 pm
Her tits will never droop.
I will never see Mr Rogers in the same way ever again
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/06/06 at 11:09 pm
how? ???
er, um... that time i was just talkin' smack. :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 11:11 pm
er, um... that time i was just talkin' smack. :-[
;D :D ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/07/06 at 3:26 am
NON - Forum quotes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 6:24 am
I will never see Mr Rogers in the same way ever again
He's probably rolling over in his grave.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/07/06 at 8:08 am
NON - Forum quotes
Sorry nal--Karen. :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 10:53 am
Sorry nal--Karen. :-scratched by dragging needle across it.
the 3 other girls jaws drop to floor.
meanwhile I am LOL trying not to ask my kid why she is watching this. it was funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/07/06 at 10:55 am
Sorry nal--Karen. :-[
Only that you (amongst others) went on at Howard in the other thread for postin non-forum quotes.
karen
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 10:56 am
Only that you (amongst others) went on at Howard in the other thread for postin non-forum quotes.
karen
she said sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/06 at 11:09 am
whoops, sort of got of topic, sorry also. heres a Non-Forum Quote
I'm in kitchen and my daughter is watching MTV, some dating show called NEXT, 4 kids inside a custom bus trying to get chosen to be the date.
One girl asks the others "so, do you like bulges on a guy"?
(naive girl) "you mean muscles"?
(1st girl) "I mean his package"
(naive girl) looking like a deer looking into headlights.
(1st girl) "have you ever seen a p3nis"?
(naive girl) pauses, then says "I've seen my dads p3nis")
loud sound like a record album being scratched by dragging needle across it.
the 3 other girls jaws drop to floor.
meanwhile I am LOL trying not to ask my kid why she is watching this. it was funny.
hahahaha...>OMFG!! That is hilarious! I LOVE that show...the people on there are so funny. It is especially great when it a gay guy and another gay guy walks off of the bus and he is like, "huh uh...I don't think so...NEXT" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/07/06 at 11:44 am
Only that you (amongst others) went on at Howard in the other thread for postin non-forum quotes.
karen
I said I was sor--
she said sorry
...Yeah...!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/07/06 at 12:06 pm
Although this was snotty, it was funny too:
Co-worker to me and the other woman at the front desk:
Hey! Have you heard this one? Two losers are working at the front desk of an office....oh. sorry.
jerk.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 12:14 pm
Robin talking to me last night:
"We'll have sex when we get married". ::)
Like that's ever going to happen! ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 12:19 pm
Robin talking to me last night:
"We'll have sex when we get married". ::)
Like that's ever going to happen! ::)
There is nothing so overrated as fornication nor underrated as defecation.
--Mark Twain
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 12:20 pm
Although this was snotty, it was funny too:
Co-worker to me and the other woman at the front desk:
Hey! Have you heard this one? Two losers are working at the front desk of an office....oh. sorry.
jerk.
that's really funny, kinda harsh, yet funny. sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 12:21 pm
Robin talking to me last night:
"We'll have sex when we get married". ::)
Like that's ever going to happen! ::)
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La (hands over ears)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 12:23 pm
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La (hands over ears)
Alright Fine,Don't listen to me! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 12:43 pm
Alright Fine,Don't listen to me! >:(
don't fret, you are being listened to. it's just so intimate :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 12:45 pm
don't fret, you are being listened to. it's just so intimate :-[
I'm sorry TMI again.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/07/06 at 4:28 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
Meg White looks like Pikachu
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/07/06 at 7:28 pm
Lauren: You seem shaky today.
Me: Well, I have this thing. I have to keep my hands busy with something. Either that or my mouth. I have to keep my hands and mouth busy.
Lauren: Um...
Me: *pauses, not quite getting it. Finally hits me* Wait, that came out so very wrong.
Lauren: Sure....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 11:19 pm
(Me) to my 16 year old daughter. "do you think I can get some computer time here"?
(her) daddy, I've got 5 conversations going on right now on AIM"?
(me) confuzed smile, "5"?
(her) "and then after I gotta do Myspace"!
(me) "Gilmore Girls is on (trying to entice and trick her out of room)
(her) no response
(me) "well allrighty then, have fun, just no pedophiles, and let me have PC for 15min at 9pm". 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 12:56 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Never in my life have I felt so unabashedly queer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 12:57 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Never in my life have I felt so unabashedly queer.
uh uh, no ;D did he ??? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 1:08 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Never in my life have I felt so unabashedly queer.
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 1:11 am
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
that's a dude right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 1:14 am
that's a dude right?
:o YES! How could you deny his awesome manliness!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 1:24 am
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
If I were a guy, I'd totally go gay for Beck--SERIOUSLY. He's so hot.
http://www.chartattack.com/pics/2003/01/f-beck1.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck3.jpg
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/10.01.98/gifs/beck-9839.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck2.jpg
!!!!!
that's a dude right?
Oh NO You DINT! :o
That's it, BEND OVER..!!1 >:-{
http://www.candelabrasforrent.com/images/candelabra_romana.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 1:33 am
If I were a guy, I'd totally go gay for Beck--SERIOUSLY. He's so hot.
http://www.chartattack.com/pics/2003/01/f-beck1.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck3.jpg
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/10.01.98/gifs/beck-9839.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck2.jpg
!!!!!
Oh NO You DINT! :o
That's it, BEND OVER..!!1 >:-{
http://www.candelabrasforrent.com/images/candelabra_romana.jpg
Are those candles meant for me? Light my fire :D I'm sorry if I dis'd your boy Beck. does he have a sister?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 1:42 am
Are those candles meant for me? Light my fire :D I'm sorry if I dis'd your boy Beck. does he have a sister?
Wait Wait WAIT!!11
... I-I don't think you understand..! I am about to shove this hurr wrought iron candelabra up your anus..!!!11 http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 1:50 am
Wait Wait WAIT!!11
... I-I don't think you understand..! I am about to shove this hurr wrought iron candelabra up your anus..!!!11 http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
I did understand and figured if I'm paying the price for my sin against beck, at least maybe I could get a hookup with the cuter beck ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 8:55 am
Inspirational.
Every day I wake up and think how I can upset somebody.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:22 am
you know, i've been told i look a lot like beck.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/08/06 at 9:30 am
you know, i've been told i look a lot like beck.
proof?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:34 am
proof?
you'll just have to trust me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/08/06 at 10:13 am
He doesn't want us to see his pic because then we'll KNOW he's gay ;)
oops, wrong thread ;D
Yeah, this all harkens back to the
"you have a girl as your avatar"...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 10:25 am
Yeah, this all harkens back to the
"you have a girl as your avatar"...
a necessary evil to be able to avail myself of all those priceless goofy facial expressions.
pretty, and witty...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/08/06 at 10:46 am
a necessary evil to be able to avail myself of all those priceless goofy facial expressions.
pretty, and witty...
oh no, don't get me wrong..I loove your avatars; I loook forward to the changes.
The "goosed" one was great.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 11:08 am
oh no, don't get me wrong..I loove your avatars; I loook forward to the changes.
The "goosed" one was great.
my favorites are definitely stoner tia and slacker tia. The ones where she's got those "dude, where's my excellent adventure" expressions on her face. But right now I'm playing this dangerous game of seeing how gay I can make her.
on the off-chance kim Richards ever happens across this site I hope she recognizes it's homage, not parody.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/08/06 at 11:55 am
my favorites are definitely stoner tia and slacker tia. The ones where she's got those "dude, where's my excellent adventure" expressions on her face. But right now I'm playing this dangerous game of seeing how gay I can make her.
on the off-chance kim Richards ever happens across this site I hope she recognizes it's homage, not parody.
I'll support you in convincing her. Hail Kim.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/08/06 at 4:01 pm
Wait Wait WAIT!!11
... I-I don't think you understand..! I am about to shove this hurr wrought iron candelabra up your anus..!!!11 http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Can I have it shoved up mine? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 5:51 pm
you know, i've been told i look a lot like beck.
:o
..
Bear my children. Right now.
Can I have it shoved up mine? ;D
Dude, Howard. No. Just...just no..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 6:52 pm
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
Dude, I've never hid my love for Beck, so I won't now. BECK IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Well, the third hottest.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 6:53 pm
Dude, I've never hid my love for Beck, so I won't now. BECK IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Well, the third hottest.
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
BTW, I found a picture of his wife. It nearly made me cry. Aw, Shoot, it DID make me cry..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 6:54 pm
:o
..
Bear my children. Right now.
Dude, Howard. No. Just...just no..
You took the words outta my mouth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 6:54 pm
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
BTW, I found a picture of his wife. It nearly made me cry. Aw, Shoot, it DID make me cry..
I was actually quoting you there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 6:55 pm
Dude, I've never hid my love for Beck, so I won't now. BECK IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Well, the third hottest.
And the other two would be....us...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 6:55 pm
I was actually quoting you there.
Wait, I said that Beck was the third hottest guy..?! I must have been on something that night..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 7:01 pm
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
BTW, I found a picture of his wife. It nearly made me cry. Aw, Shoot, it DID make me cry..
Alanis says it's Ironic, meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 7:03 pm
And the other two would be....us...?
Right-o you are!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 7:05 pm
Alanis says it's Ironic, meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife.
B-but..
http://www.kellie.de/jw/grownups/marissa1.jpg
:\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 7:06 pm
B-but..
http://www.kellie.de/jw/grownups/marissa1.jpg
:\'(
who's that?! She's hot!
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 7:08 pm
who's that?! She's hot!
:P
Beck's Wife *Hangs head*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 7:11 pm
B-but..
http://www.kellie.de/jw/grownups/marissa1.jpg
:\'(
omg, his grandmother!! that's a crying shame if that's his beautiful wife, but I guess she has inner beauty. she looks like a SNL character
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 7:13 pm
omg, his grandmother!! that's a crying shame if that's his beautiful wife, but I guess she has inner beauty. she looks like a SNL character
Granted, I found and posted the worst picture of her I could find. She's actually not that bad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 7:16 pm
omg, his grandmother!! that's a crying shame if that's his beautiful wife, but I guess she has inner beauty. she looks like a SNL character
she does... the versaci or whatever character.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 7:22 pm
Granted, I found and posted the worst picture of her I could find. She's actually not that bad.
hahhahha, I love the cattiness in that move. well done. :)
she does... the versaci or whatever character.
yes, thats the one, Mya something or other. she is funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 8:04 pm
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
Dude, I was gonna put that in the "Know How I Know You're Gay?" thread.. a pic of Beck, to see the reaction.. he's just too damn pretty!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 8:43 pm
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
Me, of course. And myself in Spirit Form. I was gonna be a Trinity, but I'm lazy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 8:51 pm
Dude, I was gonna put that in the "Know How I Know You're Gay?" thread.. a pic of Beck, to see the reaction.. he's just too damn pretty!
hmm, i'm not really seeing it. if i had to guess i wouldn'ta thought he was all that.
but his wife, on the other hand, is FUNKY. she must have a great sense of humor or something. either that or she's walking backward on her hands, if you get my drift.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 8:57 pm
hmm, i'm not really seeing it.
Homo. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 8:58 pm
hmm, i'm not really seeing it. if i had to guess i wouldn'ta thought he was all that.
but his wife, on the other hand, is FUNKY. she must have a great sense of humor or something. either that or she's walking backward on her hands, if you get my drift.
;D But seriously... I've never seen or heard about Beck's wife..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 8:58 pm
;D But seriously... I've never seen or heard about Beck's wife..
Did you see her picture I just posted...!?!11 :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:01 pm
Homo. ;D
oh no you di'intoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 9:07 pm
oh no you di'intoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone.
You're considered a homo if you don't think Beck's a hawt piece o' ass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:09 pm
You're considered a homo if you don't think Beck's a hawt piece o' ass.
i would rather have thought for the fellas it would have been the other way round.
just please, no candles!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:14 pm
:o
..
Bear my children. Right now.
oh, wait, no, i'm sorry, it's not beck i've been told i look like, it's bach.
http://www.jsbach.net/media/bach-haussmann.jpg
sorry for the mixup. although i dare say bach probably has better childbearing hips.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 4:03 am
You're considered a homo if you don't think Beck's a hawt piece o' ass.
Did Beck have lip implants or something. It doesn't look natural. and I've heard what they use for those implants. "Beck's got a right purty mouth" theme from deliverance plays in background
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/09/06 at 4:05 am
Did Beck have lip implants or something. It doesn't look natural. and I've heard what they use for those implants. "Beck's got a right purty mouth" theme from deliverance plays in background
LMAO 'right purty mouth' ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 4:07 am
LMAO 'right purty mouth' ;D ;D
I'm sure I'll pay for that one
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/09/06 at 4:08 am
my 4 year old today "At nursery we're doing about people who help us. Can I take my Batman toy in, cos he helps people by killing the baddies"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 8:41 am
Did Beck have lip implants or something. It doesn't look natural. and I've heard what they use for those implants. "Beck's got a right purty mouth" theme from deliverance plays in background
SUUUUUUUEEEEE!!! *Repetitive 3 chord guitar twang in background - overdubbed with pathetic synth rejected by Kraftwerk*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 10:32 am
SUUUUUUUEEEEE!!! *Repetitive 3 chord guitar twang in background - overdubbed with pathetic synth rejected by Kraftwerk*
I'm seeing that scene of the dueling banjos with the rather odd looking inbred mountain kid, but there was 1 banjo and 1 guitar. I guess that'd be a hard title for a song
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/06 at 12:25 pm
Tyler: We named a cat after you!
My grandfather: What, Grouchy?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 12:43 pm
Detective: If you're going to dabble in insurance fraud, don't update your voter registration. Now, to fight crime!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/09/06 at 12:54 pm
Detective: If you're going to dabble in insurance fraud, don't update your voter registration. Now, to fight crime!
you work with detectives????
i've already said too much...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 1:00 pm
you work with detectives????
not really; sometimes they come in here (city office) to look stuff up.
I'm not a crime-fighter.
by the way, the comment above about the cat and the grandpa? funny! I can just picture it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/09/06 at 1:06 pm
not really; sometimes they come in here (city office) to look stuff up.
I'm not a crime-fighter.
by the way, the comment above about the cat and the grandpa? funny! I can just picture it.
I dated a detective for a little while. it sucked because you can't put anything over on em.
Yeah, the cat thing was a good one, although he couldn't really be THAT grumpy if he's making good jokes like that!
I underwhelmed you with my acid-jazzer list, didn't I?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 1:48 pm
I dated a detective for a little while. it sucked because you can't put anything over on em.
Yeah, the cat thing was a good one, although he couldn't really be THAT grumpy if he's making good jokes like that!
I underwhelmed you with my acid-jazzer list, didn't I?
NO no no...it's that everytime I open to read the posts, someone comes in the office and I have to do something, so my answers are scatterd and not sequential...I must go find it.
kk
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 2:11 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
Then, later, in hockey.. I love how our Gym Teacher never stops anyone from swearing.
Dan: SH-T!
Gym Teacher: *says nothing, but chuckles and has a "Heehee, he said "Sh-t"" look on his face.*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 2:29 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
Then, later, in hockey.. I love how our Gym Teacher never stops anyone from swearing.
Dan: SH-T!
Gym Teacher: *says nothing, but chuckles and has a "Heehee, he said "Sh-t"" look on his face.*
Back in the day we had a Gym teacher who would hit us, call us all Cun*s, shout general obscenties at everybody etc etc.
Of course, looking back molestation and abuse were prevelant, but at the time it was just better than Math class.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/09/06 at 2:47 pm
"I haven't even gotten to 3rd base yet.I think I'll stay on 1st." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 2:53 pm
Back in the day we had a Gym teacher who would hit us, call us all Cun*s, shout general obscenties at everybody etc etc.
Of course, looking back molestation and abuse were prevelant, but at the time it was just better than Math class.
Wow... that had to be tough.. I actually like this gym teacher, though.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/09/06 at 3:48 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
Then, later, in hockey.. I love how our Gym Teacher never stops anyone from swearing.
Dan: SH-T!
Gym Teacher: *says nothing, but chuckles and has a "Heehee, he said "Sh-t"" look on his face.*
hopefully Lauren wasn't with you when you were ogling at the girls "beck shirt". ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 3:55 pm
Wow... that had to be tough.. I actually like this gym teacher, though.
Like I said, it was better than doing Math.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 3:56 pm
hopefully Lauren wasn't with you when you were ogling at the girls "beck shirt". ::)
Nope, she was right there, ogling with us... it was a damn nice shirt. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/06 at 3:56 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
I didn't know there were Beck shirts...! Did it have a picture of his face or did it just say "Beck" on it, perhaps in the cursive Guero writing...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 3:59 pm
I didn't know there were Beck shirts...! Did it have a picture of his face or did it just say "Beck" on it, perhaps in the cursive Guero writing...?
It was simliar to the "Hell Yes" EP album cover.
Ever seen the video for "Girl"? There's a green shirt with that car on it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 5:27 pm
10-year-old girl next-door: She sure DOES alot. I mean do. I mean do stuff...not doodoo. not poop. I mean do som. oh forget it.
she writes poems about my dog.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/09/06 at 8:07 pm
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
He looks like a chicken when he sings.
About John Mayer
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/06 at 9:46 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I've been fooled into contracting myself to the country! so cleverly masked in the abstract wording!
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Now you have to wear the funny hat until you can remember the patriotic safe word
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
..
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
ok that went over my head
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I want you?
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
That's because you hate America.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Communist.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 10:51 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
That's because you hate America.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Communist.
Strangely reminiscent of whenever i talk to you ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 1:52 am
At last nights concert in Oakland, ca. Steve Tyler, lead singer for Aerosmith introducing the band, and gets to the lead guitarist
" and on lead guitar, singing and playing his ass off, Mr. Joe F#&%ing Perry"!!! and Joe Perry takes the microphne and introduces Steve. "and last but not least, the greatest rock and roll front man and lead singer, the Demon of Screamin, Steve Tyler" !!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 9:24 am
Strangely reminiscent of whenever i talk to you ;D
I learn from the best, Mr. McCarthy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 10:25 am
another Aerosmith concert night quote; saw some friends at the concert, afterwards we meet up, are hanging out and talking :
(my friends wife) "they were so good"
(me) "yeah, they rock"
(friends wife) "its extra special for us, we're celebrating"
(me) "really, what are you celebrating"?
(her) "that I don't have a brain tumor"
(me) :o " congratulations" :-\\
(her) "ok, see ya"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 10:30 am
kinda related to that, I'm walking to the office this morning past all the cubbies and go by someone on the phone and the only line of the conversation I hear is "so have you been tested for parasites?"
I stepped up the pace a bit after that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/10/06 at 10:30 am
another Aerosmith concert night quote; saw some friends at the concert, afterwards we meet up, are hanging out and talking :
(my friends wife) "they were so good"
(me) "yeah, they rock"
(friends wife) "its extra special for us, we're celebrating"
(me) "really, what are you celebrating"?
(her) "that I don't have a brain tumor"
(me) :o " congratulations" :-\\
(her) "ok, see ya"
lol. Weird way to celebrate it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 10:35 am
kinda related to that, I'm walking to the office this morning past all the cubbies and go by someone on the phone and the only line of the conversation I hear is "so have you been tested for parasites?"
I stepped up the pace a bit after that.
yeah, as Jeff Foxworthy would say " I did not need to know that" ;D I'm sure as you were walking away you would rather have not even heard that part of the conversation.
lol. Weird way to celebrate it.
I was dang near speechless, other than a "good for you" type reply which sounds kind of lame.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 10:41 am
I'm sure as you were walking away you would rather have not even heard that part of the conversation. I was dang near speechless, other than a "good for you" type reply which sounds kind of lame.
I'm sure if you think you have a brain tumor, learning you don't comes as rather good news.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 10:43 am
I'm sure if you think you have a brain tumor, learning you don't comes as rather good news.
I was happy for her, her husband is a teammate of mine and they have 4 kids, so it was definitely good news. i didn't get any details but she was happy and celebrated in a good way.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 11:53 am
I was happy for her, her husband is a teammate of mine and they have 4 kids, so it was definitely good news. i didn't get any details but she was happy and celebrated in a good way.
Yeah, he could be late for a game if his wife died.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 11:59 am
Yeah, he could be late for a game if his wife died.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 12:05 pm
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
Yeah, that's pretty unsympathetic, he could just pinch hit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 12:19 pm
lol!
this would be a good time for somebody to post the lyrics to "necropedophile."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 12:21 pm
boss: oh good. the toilet paper shipment arrived.
assistant: that's lightbulbs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 12:23 pm
boss: oh good. the toilet paper shipment arrived.
assistant: that's lightbulbs.
I hope they won't be plugged in while he's wiping himself with them.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 12:25 pm
Ouch! You're gonna know when you mix those up.
Shattered lightbulbs on the ay-nuss would be a good subject for a cannibal corpse song.
And with that I simply MUST stop bringing up cannibal corpse. Really, I must.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 12:27 pm
Ouch! You're gonna know when you mix those up.
Shattered lightbulbs on the ay-nuss would be a good subject for a cannibal corpse song.
And with that I simply MUST stop bringing up cannibal corpse. Really, I must.
You don't have to stop doing it if you keep getting fed the straight-lines. If it's set u p, go for it.
now if someone's non-forum quote of the day is
"then I ate her eyeballs and bobbed for them in her skull filled with Goldschlager"
and you don't do it...
THAT'S how I know you're gay.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 12:38 pm
You don't have to stop doing it if you keep getting fed the straight-lines. If it's set u p, go for it.
now if someone's non-forum quote of the day is
"then I ate her eyeballs and bobbed for them in her skull filled with Goldschlager"
and you don't do it...
THAT'S how I know you're gay.
;D HAHA!
On the X-Files earlier today -
Mulder - Severe lacerations to back of cranium, eyes ripped from sockets, nasal cavity forced open, you know what this means Scully?
Scully - Yes Mulder, I do
Mulder - This man has been, skull fuc*ed to death.
Now that, would make a good Cannibal Corpse song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 2:03 pm
;D HAHA!
On the X-Files earlier today -
Mulder - Severe lacerations to back of cranium, eyes ripped from sockets, nasal cavity forced open, you know what this means Scully?
Scully - Yes Mulder, I do
Mulder - This man has been, skull fuc*ed to death.
Now that, would make a good Cannibal Corpse song.
and it would make for a really interesting episode of x-files.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:08 pm
and it would make for a really interesting episode of x-files.
Mulder - This man has been decapitated, note the shoddy way in which the cut was executed, it's fairly obvious this was the work of a novice.
Scully - Mulder, why is there excrement in his chest cavity?
Mulder - I think it should be fairly obvious, somebody cut his head off and sheesh down his neck.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 2:15 pm
oo! oo! you know what would be cool, if you had an X-Files where there was this cannibal corpse song about slukl fnikcug and then somebody actually slukl fekcud someone and at first you thought he was actually inspired to do it by the song but then you learned that the song actually had subsonic mind control signals in it that triggered a previously implanted assassin program in the guy. And the slukl fekcud guy was actually someone in the CIA wanted dead.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:18 pm
oo! oo! you know what would be cool, if you had an X-Files where there was this cannibal corpse song about slukl fnikcug and then somebody actually slukl fekcud someone and at first you thought he was actually inspired to do it by the song but then you learned that the song actually had subsonic mind control signals in it that triggered a previously implanted assassin program in the guy. And the slukl fekcud guy was actually someone in the CIA wanted dead.
Ritalin run out chief?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 2:19 pm
Ritalin run out chief?
It's the x-files yo. It's supposed to be crazy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 2:22 pm
It's the x-files yo. It's supposed to be crazy.
the day the X-files meets reality. everyone thinks they're going crazy and paranoid but it's real.
and theres lots of you-know-what going on in the Federal Bureaus. I think TV already has mind control.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:27 pm
the day the X-files meets reality. everyone thinks they're going crazy and paranoid but it's real.
and theres lots of you-know-what going on in the Federal Bureaus. I think TV already has mind control.
I'd give you an in depth answer to that, but Days of our Lives is just about to start...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 2:28 pm
I'd give you an in depth answer to that, but Days of our Lives is just about to start...
I understand. go watch yer stories.
gotta go do math.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 2:30 pm
the day the X-files meets reality. everyone thinks they're going crazy and paranoid but it's real.
and theres lots of you-know-what going on in the Federal Bureaus. I think TV already has mind control.
tv IS mind control.
When you take a whiz sitting down, that's when They get you. with their crushed light bulbs. I've seen it happen but no one will believe me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:33 pm
tv IS mind control.
When you take a whiz sitting down, that's when They get you. with their crushed light bulbs. I've seen it happen but no one will believe me.
That ain't no regular glass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/10/06 at 2:35 pm
In gym, my team captain:
"Allright, everyone, pants off. NOW."
We won the game, so we were celebrating.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:36 pm
In gym, my team captain:
"Allright, everyone, pants off. NOW."
We won the game, so we were celebrating.
Now that sounds like the Gym Classes I had.
Except it wouldn't be a student saying that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 2:53 pm
In gym, my team captain:
"Allright, everyone, pants off. NOW."
We won the game, so we were celebrating.
sounds like my school bus driver!
er. um... I mean....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 2:56 pm
In gym, my team captain:
"Allright, everyone, pants off. NOW."
We won the game, so we were celebrating.
Were there girls in the gym? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/10/06 at 3:00 pm
Were there girls in the gym? :o
My team captain WAS a girl.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 3:01 pm
My team captain WAS a girl.
Oh I'm sorry to hear that. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 3:03 pm
sounds like my school bus driver!
er. um... I mean....
Thanks, I'd blanked that memory from my mind
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 3:05 pm
"I'm going to mow her lawn on Sunday" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 02/10/06 at 3:09 pm
From a friend of my grandfather-
There I was paying for his clap and I didn't get the enjoyment of catching it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 3:10 pm
"I'm going to mow her lawn on Sunday" ;D
I did it again. LOL'd.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 3:13 pm
I did it again. LOL'd.
It's a sexual term Kay. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 3:16 pm
It's a sexual term Kay. ;D
I'm with you, pal. I mean you made me laugh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 4:04 pm
I'm with you, pal. I mean you made me laugh.
I'm glad. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 5:31 pm
So I'm having lunch with my friend at work and:
(she) asks me if I wanna here her story about her Dr. appointment yesterday.
(me) sure, lay it on me.
(her) I'm having this female/feminine procedure "bad word" and the doctor has me in the reclining seat, and warns me the local anethesia will make my heart race, and to not panic. Then the doctor begins procedure with some machine of some sort and goes to other side of room for some reason.
I look down and notice a puff of smoke rising up from between my legs, and I ask the doctor over, and said; is that supposed to happen, smoke like that?
(Dr.) er, no, thats not supposed to happen, sorry about that.
(me) LMAO, because she knew it was funny and alls well that ends well since she's fine and walking quite normal today. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 5:33 pm
So I'm having lunch with my friend at work and:
(she) asks me if I wanna here her story about her Dr. appointment yesterday.
(me) sure, lay it on me.
(her) I'm having this female/feminine procedure "bad word" and the doctor has me in the reclining seat, and warns me the local anethesia will make my heart race, and to not panic. Then the doctor begins procedure with some machine of some sort and goes to other side of room for some reason.
I look down and notice a puff of smoke rising up from between my legs, and I ask the doctor over, and said; is that supposed to happen, smoke like that?
(Dr.) er, no, thats not supposed to happen, sorry about that.
(me) LMAO, because she knew it was funny and alls well that ends well since she's fine and walking quite normal today. ;D
I think it would be worse if it were supposed to smoke like that!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 5:38 pm
I think it would be worse if it were supposed to smoke like that!
I was being bad and said I wish God had made women do that when they have an orgasm. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 5:39 pm
I was being bad and said I wish God had made women do that when they have an orgasm. :D
like when an old car stalls in a black and white movie?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 5:48 pm
like when an old car stalls in a black and white movie?
yeah just a puff of smoke, no faking it. ;) we have entertaining lunchtimes here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/10/06 at 6:15 pm
Customer: Is this the only Stormtrooper cut-out you have..?
Me: Yeah, that's the only wrapped one we have.
Tim: Well, we have that one standing in the corner.. he's not wrapped, but he hasn't seen much action either...!
*Greg and I start chuckling*
Tim:... Heh. *face reddens*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 6:18 pm
Customer: Is this the only Stormtrooper cut-out you have..?
Me: Yeah, that's the only wrapped one we have.
Tim: Well, we have that one standing in the corner.. he's not wrapped, but he hasn't seen much action either...!
*Greg and I start chuckling*
Tim:... Heh. *face reddens*
Hehe...Stormtrooper condoms.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 7:07 pm
Hehe...Stormtrooper condoms.
he's 15 and he gets it, I'm 49 and it went over my head.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/10/06 at 7:13 pm
well, it was yesterday, but a person in my class went to the bathroom. Didn't come back for a long time... Then the person after that was halfway out the door when my teacher says,
"Don't relieve yourself in more than one way!"
:D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 8:06 pm
well, it was yesterday, but a person in my class went to the bathroom. Didn't come back for a long time... Then the person after that was halfway out the door when my teacher says,
"Don't relieve yourself in more than one way!"
Wait...okay, I must have a really dirty mind, because I can't imagine a teacher saying something like that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/10/06 at 8:12 pm
Customer: Is this the only Stormtrooper cut-out you have..?
Me: Yeah, that's the only wrapped one we have.
Tim: Well, we have that one standing in the corner.. he's not wrapped, but he hasn't seen much action either...!
*Greg and I start chuckling*
Tim:... Heh. *face reddens*
that's freakin' hilarious!! Aww...poor little Tim...all embarrassed! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/11/06 at 7:10 am
On the radio from a comedy show featuring Dennis Leary.
"If you like a girl you will hold your farts in for her" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/11/06 at 7:16 am
On the radio from a comedy show featuring Dennis Leary.
"If you like a girl you will hold your farts in for her" ;D
Well,Sometimes you just have to let one go. ;D :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/11/06 at 8:16 am
Well,Sometimes you just have to let one go. ;D :P
that's when I run in the other direction.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 11:25 am
There was this thing a few of my friends went to for band, a County-wide band thing, where each teacher invites 6-7 kids or so (Baritones aren't useful, so I didn't get invited) from their band to go. My friend Danyelle got back and was talking about it.
Danyelle: Yeah, it was pretty cool. But my mouth is really sore and my back hurts from that position all day.
Did your mind instantly go to the gutter as mine did? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/11/06 at 11:50 am
There was this thing a few of my friends went to for band, a County-wide band thing, where each teacher invites 6-7 kids or so (Baritones aren't useful, so I didn't get invited) from their band to go. My friend Danyelle got back and was talking about it.
Danyelle: Yeah, it was pretty cool. But my mouth is really sore and my back hurts from that position all day.
Did your mind instantly go to the gutter as mine did? ;D
not only did it go to the gutter, it went there in a very specific way.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 11:50 am
not only did it go to the gutter, it went there in a very specific way.
Specific? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/11/06 at 12:45 pm
Well,Sometimes you just have to let one go. ;D :P
;D ;D Where does it go?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/11/06 at 1:19 pm
There was this thing a few of my friends went to for band, a County-wide band thing, where each teacher invites 6-7 kids or so (Baritones aren't useful, so I didn't get invited) from their band to go. My friend Danyelle got back and was talking about it.
Danyelle: Yeah, it was pretty cool. But my mouth is really sore and my back hurts from that position all day.
Did your mind instantly go to the gutter as mine did? ;D
===D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 1:26 pm
===D
:o T3H P3N15?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/11/06 at 2:34 pm
Specific? :o
i'm imagining a trio in a particular position.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 2:39 pm
i'm imagining a trio in a particular position.
Sounds painful.
The thing that makes it funny is that this girl is really attractive, but also very, very religious. She'd never do it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/12/06 at 1:29 am
--B e t h-- says:
Not girly.
--B e t h-- says:
...just gay-ish...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/12/06 at 6:45 pm
Can't remember exactly, but it went something like this:
Me: Vagina!
Andrew: Labia!
Marsh: CLITORIS!!
Andrew: ...
Me: ...
Marsh: ..Did I go too far?
Me: *Dies*
Andrew: *Shoots self*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/12/06 at 6:58 pm
Me: Vagina!
Andrew: Labia!
Marsh: CLITORIS!!
Andrew: ...
Me: ...
Marsh: ..Did I go too far?
Me: *Dies*
Andrew: *Shoots self*
Oh My God, I hope my Conversation History Saved Last Night..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 02/12/06 at 7:06 pm
There was this thing a few of my friends went to for band, a County-wide band thing, where each teacher invites 6-7 kids or so (Baritones aren't useful, so I didn't get invited) from their band to go. My friend Danyelle got back and was talking about it.
Danyelle: Yeah, it was pretty cool. But my mouth is really sore and my back hurts from that position all day.
Did your mind instantly go to the gutter as mine did? ;D
No...but then again, my mouth was sore too. :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/12/06 at 7:10 pm
No...but then again, my mouth was sore too. :D ;D
Even without that, the whole "position"...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 02/12/06 at 7:12 pm
Even without that, the whole "position"...
Well, they WERE really uncomfortable chairs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/13/06 at 7:13 pm
Dad: The French have no chance of winning the downhill skiing events.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because The French are all homosexual, son.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:26 pm
My mom: Don't make me have to beat on you, son. You know how big and pumped I've gotten from these Pilates classes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/13/06 at 7:29 pm
Can't remember exactly, but it went something like this:
Me: Vagina!
Andrew: Labia!
Marsh: CLITORIS!!
Andrew: ...
Me: ...
Marsh: ..Did I go too far?
Me: *Dies*
Andrew: *Shoots self*
And I still don't know what it means!
Too bad I was at my dad's, where we don't have conversations recorded.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:30 pm
And I still don't know what it means!
Too bad I was at my dad's, where we don't have conversations recorded.
You know...sometimes I'm too lazy to look things up and I enter something into the google image search instead...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/13/06 at 7:35 pm
You know...sometimes I'm too lazy to look things up and I enter something into the google image search instead...
PORNSES?!?!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:38 pm
PORNSES?!?!?
Well, I have to say though that if I did not know what "clitoris" meant but I saw it used in the context of words like "vagina", I would refrain from using Google Image Search for that query. We will never know however just how susceptible to the pr0n young Dominic really is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/13/06 at 7:39 pm
Well, I have to say though that if I did not know what "clitoris" meant but I saw it used in the context of words like "vagina", I would refrain from using Google Image Search for that query. We will never know however just how susceptible to the pr0n young Dominic really is.
Well, he doesn't even know what "teat" is...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:40 pm
Yes unfortunately She does Babooshka. ::)
This is why punctuation is very important.
Ugh, now I feel like a nitpicking jerk...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/13/06 at 7:41 pm
;D ;D Where does it go?
Throughout the air of course. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:42 pm
Well, he doesn't even know what "teat" is...
This is what Google Image Search just gave me when I searched for "teat":
http://nexus.n.ml.org/teat/teat.gif
Hope that clears things up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/13/06 at 7:42 pm
This is why punctuation is very important.
Ugh, now I feel like a nitpicking jerk...
Oops My fault I forgot punctuation. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/14/06 at 12:59 am
This is what Google Image Search just gave me when I searched for "teat":
http://nexus.n.ml.org/teat/teat.gif
Hope that clears things up.
LMFAOWPITOASOASRT..!!!!111
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 2:03 pm
LMFAOWPITOASOASRT..!!!!111
http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/Molly%27s_Dead_Finished.JPG
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/14/06 at 2:07 pm
http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/Molly%27s_Dead_Finished.JPG
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/14/06 at 2:08 pm
:P
:D ;) :-*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/14/06 at 4:01 pm
Well, he doesn't even know what "teat" is...
No, no no... I was being sarcastic because Beth spelled it wrong. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/14/06 at 4:03 pm
:D ;) :-*
:o :o :o :o :o????!!!!111
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 4:08 pm
:o :o :o :o :o????!!!!111
;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 4:16 pm
;D ;)
Love is in the air!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 4:34 pm
Love is in the air!
Every Sight And Every Sound ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/14/06 at 4:56 pm
saw on Tom Petty teeshirt today "Sell your computer, buy a guitar" and a pic of a black telecaster.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 4:58 pm
PORNSES?!?!?
I have a lot of pornses. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 5:07 pm
Me: What the fuck?
I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity. I don't know if she heard me or not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/14/06 at 5:14 pm
man, back when i used to have to worry whether my parents heard me cuss.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/14/06 at 5:17 pm
Me: What the fuck?
I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity. I don't know if she heard me or not.
man, back when i used to have to worry whether my parents heard me cuss.
Now I have to worrry that my kid doesn't hear me cuss. and no censor?? how did you slip past the guards Marsh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 5:39 pm
Now I have to worrry that my kid doesn't hear me cuss. and no censor?? how did you slip past the guards Marsh?
Go to my post and click the quote option and look carefully at the HTML I employed in typing the eff word.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 5:45 pm
Me: What the fuck?
I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity. I don't know if she heard me or not.
She heard you cuss?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 5:46 pm
She heard you cuss?
I don't know if she did.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 5:47 pm
I don't know if she did.
You must've had your door closed
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 5:48 pm
You must've had your door closed
No, I was in the kitchen and she was in the living room. No doors were blocking any sound waves.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 6:34 pm
Me: What the fuck?
I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity. I don't know if she heard me or not.
That happened to me once. I was singing a song with a bad word in it.. and I found out she was sleeping upstairs..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 6:39 pm
Me: Stephen, if you don't get over this girl, you're going to become Daniel Johnston. And I KNOW How you'd hate that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 7:59 pm
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Did you know you were gay?
The Denial Twist says:
I...
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Most people don't know until I tell them.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
They're usually upset by it.. they try to call me gay in retaliation.
The Denial Twist says:
I thought it was only Beck...!
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
But we all know the truth.. you're a homosexual, Marsh.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
A sodomite.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
A man who enjoys other men.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
A penis-afficianado.
The Denial Twist says:
I'm going to be punished to an eternity in Hell for my sins.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
That's right you are.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
I'll meet you down there.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Although we won't be in the same circle.. you're going cause you're gay, I'm going for having my own opinion.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Although your punishment will be far worse.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Faggot.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
How does it feel, sinner?
The Denial Twist says:
I feel ashamed.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
You can still turn back from your choice to be attracted to other men, Marsh.
The Denial Twist says:
And yet I am so grateful you brought this to my attention
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
It was 100% your choice, you did it because you thought God didn't love you.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
But he does, and he has a plan for you.
The Denial Twist says:
He does?
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Yep.
The Denial Twist says:
A pension?
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
He knows everything that will ever happen to you.. and apparently, you can change it, for some reason.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
But you actually aren't changing it, he knew you'd change it.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
It's him.
The Denial Twist says:
But I'm still doing it myself
The Denial Twist says:
But I'm really not
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
And that's why when we non-sinner die, we get to spend all eternity praising him.
The Denial Twist says:
I still must be held responsible for my sins that God wants to happen but doesn't REALLY want me to do
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Goshdamn right.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
He wants you to follow his plan, which will automatically happen, unless you choose to disobey it, which was also part of his plan.
The Denial Twist says:
I'm so humbled that everything I think, say, or do is part of God's almighty plan
The Denial Twist says:
Even though God doesn't want me to do the certain things he's been planning for me to do since Creation
The Denial Twist says:
Thank you, Andrew.
The Denial Twist says:
This makes so much sense to me now.
The Denial Twist says:
God bless you.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
No, no, God Bless YOU.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 8:09 pm
^ Dude... you posted it... I'm honored. This is, I believe, the first time I've been posted on here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/14/06 at 10:19 pm
^ Dude... you posted it... I'm honored. This is, I believe, the first time I've been posted on here.
Um.. wtf? I posted the vagina thing..!!!1 >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/15/06 at 12:56 am
:o The V word :-see Lisa, we can pinpoint the precise moment when his heart ripped in two" paused video shows boy gripping chest, face in agony. It was quite funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/15/06 at 6:17 am
Um.. wtf? I posted the vagina thing..!!!1 >:-{
you said Vagina. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/15/06 at 10:29 am
Penis
Hahaha, you said Penis..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/15/06 at 10:32 am
Hahaha, you said Penis..
you sound so grown up when you use that word. you spelled it wrong, isn't there a number and some other alpha-numeric characters in that word.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/15/06 at 10:40 am
Today at work a friend of mine called me a sh*thead. I said, "Hey! Only my dad can call me sh*thead!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 10:42 am
you sound so grown up when you use that word. you spelled it wrong, isn't there a number and some other alpha-numeric characters in that word.
shh! don't ask or she'll kill you, like she did me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 10:43 am
Boss reprimanding chronically late employee:
Boss: She has no car and brings a 1 year old to daycare before work and she's ontime!
Worker: But I"m not her! Obviously, if I did that, I'd be late even more!
Huh? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 11:27 am
shh! don't ask or she'll kill you, like she did me.
and in anticipation of your question, yes, this means i'm dead. that's why my post rate has fallen off slightly.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 11:29 am
Boss reprimanding chronically late employee:
Boss: She has no car and brings a 1 year old to daycare before work and she's ontime!
Worker: But I"m not her! Obviously, if I did that, I'd be late even more!
Huh? ???
that's priceless. basically adds up to, "sure i'm late, but that's just because i'm late all the time. if there a REASON for me to be late, i'd be even LATER."
lol! whoever that is, she needs to hire a permanent attorney, like hunter thompson.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 11:44 am
that's priceless. basically adds up to, "sure i'm late, but that's just because i'm late all the time. if there a REASON for me to be late, i'd be even LATER."
lol! whoever that is, she needs to hire a permanent attorney, like hunter thompson.
You ahve analysed her reply perfectly. Like "you're lucky I"m me; If I were someone else I'd never be on time."
nutjob.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/15/06 at 12:24 pm
and in anticipation of your question, yes, this means i'm dead. that's why my post rate has fallen off slightly.
sorry about the delayed response, I was on the road and am now at work. What was i thinking even questioning that, your sacrifice should have been enough for us to learn not to mess with the MD :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 12:27 pm
sorry about the delayed response, I was on the road and am now at work. What was i thinking even questioning that, your sacrifice should have been enough for us to learn not to mess with the MD :o
i prefer to refer to her as "midknidge."
i'm trying to cook through my nine lives, i guess.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 1:31 pm
I used to work with a girl who was always late so the bosses changed her work hours without telling her (we had flex-schedules) ;)
nothing will help this one. she's a lost cause.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/15/06 at 2:16 pm
:o The V word :-see Lisa, we can pinpoint the precise moment when his heart ripped in two" paused video shows boy gripping chest, face in agony. It was quite funny.
I remember that.. it was on last night. Good episode.
And Beth... I was referring to a one-on-one conversation.. my one-on-ones have never been posted.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 2:28 pm
Older co - worker went to see Eddie Money (!) with her son.
"I don't know, he's not a good looking entertainer. He must have been on ccp or bbc or whatever it
is that those rock stars take these days"
cracking me up! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/15/06 at 2:42 pm
Older co - worker went to see Eddie Money (!) with her son.
"I don't know, he's not a good looking entertainer. He must have been on ccp or bbc or whatever it
is that those rock stars take these days"
cracking me up! ;D
;D We took this test called the "AMC" today.. but no one could remember those letters, which lead to conversations like this:
"Dude, you taking the ACT?"
"So, how'd you do on that whole.. uh... LSD Thing?"
"Crap, is the PCP today?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 2:43 pm
;D We took this test called the "AMC" today.. but no one could remember those letters, which lead to conversations like this:
"Dude, you taking the ACT?"
"So, how'd you do on that whole.. uh... LSD Thing?"
"Crap, is the PCP today?"
exactly!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/15/06 at 4:00 pm
Hahaha, you said Penis..
So I said Penis,You have a problem with the Penis? >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/15/06 at 8:27 pm
LaMontsegur: HAHAHAHA you bastard, you made me spit out some cocke
LaMontsegur: ...
LaMontsegur: That was an unfortunate typo
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/15/06 at 8:31 pm
LaMontsegur: HAHAHAHA you bastard, you made me spit out some cocke
LaMontsegur: ...
LaMontsegur: That was an unfortunate typo
Way to quote yourself, ya arrogant bastard ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/15/06 at 8:32 pm
Way to quote yourself, ya arrogant bastard ;D
Ya know, i felt it needed to be said.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/15/06 at 8:51 pm
Dominic: FOUR PEOPLE... AND NONE WANT TO?!
Dominic: i wanted someone easy...
Beth: SO YOU ASKED ME?!?!1
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/15/06 at 9:23 pm
Dominic: FOUR PEOPLE... AND NONE WANT TO?!
Dominic: i wanted someone easy...
Beth: SO YOU ASKED ME?!?!1
...
OUT OF CONTEXT.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/15/06 at 10:00 pm
I remember that.. it was on last night. Good episode.
yeah, I saw it last night, first time I saw it.
heard over radio 95.7 FM on way home from work. that's as bad as an Oprah Winfrey chili fart. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 10:42 am
From everyone's favorite movie, Xanadu, which I watched some of at about 1AM, which is technically today...
Kira: In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree...
Danny McGuire: "Where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man, down to a sunless sea." Yes, Xanadu.
Kira: I'm Kira.
Danny McGuire: Yes, Kira. But...
Kira: But?
Danny McGuire: Don't I know you?
Kira: I don't think so.
Danny McGuire: Are you sure? Because...
Kira: Because?
Danny McGuire: Never mind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 10:56 am
From everyone's favorite movie, Xanadu, which I watched some of at about 1AM, which is technically today...
Kira: In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree...
Danny McGuire: "Where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man, down to a sunless sea." Yes, Xanadu.
Kira: I'm Kira.
Danny McGuire: Yes, Kira. But...
Kira: But?
Danny McGuire: Don't I know you?
Kira: I don't think so.
Danny McGuire: Are you sure? Because...
Kira: Because?
Danny McGuire: Never mind.
I like that sappy movie
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 10:57 am
I like that sappy movie
I like the quote...he's so fed up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 11:00 am
I like the quote...he's so fed up.
yeah, she enjoys his frustration. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 11:29 am
Gosh...I need to quit being so sarcastic! ::)
Today, while Vaughn was getting ready to take his nap....he usually sleeps with a certain stuffed animal, but it had a little tiny mark on it's face, and if you know Vaughn...little things like that send him into a frenzy...
Me: Here's your animal, Vaughn
Vaughn: I don't want that one...it has a mark on its face!!
Me: It really doesn't matter
Vaughn: NO!!!
Me: Okay...(I grab another one)...here's this one
Vaughn: NO, that one has a scratch on its face
Me: (starting to get really frustrated, while grabbing yet another one) Ok...here's another one
Vaughn: NO, that one has its tag missing!!
Me: (beyond frustration).....VAUGHN....come on! It's a friggin' stuffed animal...it's not like you are gonna marry it!!
:D ;D...well, I thought it was funny...guess ya had to be there! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 12:05 pm
Gosh...I need to quit being so sarcastic! ::)
It's a friggin' stuffed animal...it's not like you are gonna marry it!!
He might, now that he's been traumatized.
(just kidding- we know how it is :))
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 12:53 pm
Gosh...I need to quit being so sarcastic! ::)
Today, while Vaughn was getting ready to take his nap....he usually sleeps with a certain stuffed animal, but it had a little tiny mark on it's face, and if you know Vaughn...little things like that send him into a frenzy...
Me: Here's your animal, Vaughn
Vaughn: I don't want that one...it has a mark on its face!!
Me: It really doesn't matter
Vaughn: NO!!!
Me: Okay...(I grab another one)...here's this one
Vaughn: NO, that one has a scratch on its face
Me: (starting to get really frustrated, while grabbing yet another one) Ok...here's another one
Vaughn: NO, that one has its tag missing!!
Me: (beyond frustration).....VAUGHN....come on! It's a friggin' stuffed animal...it's not like you are gonna marry it!!
:D ;D...well, I thought it was funny...guess ya had to be there! ;)
I'm starting to like this kid more and more ;D He's cute. amazing how they notice every little thing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/16/06 at 3:21 pm
"Women pee so damn loud,you'd think they have penises". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/16/06 at 3:48 pm
"Women pee so damn loud,you'd think they have penises". ;D
i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/16/06 at 3:51 pm
i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.
I was in a room doing paperwork and I just happened to catch a woman urinating loud.The walls are so paper thin. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 4:59 pm
i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.
This is how i know your gay
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 5:08 pm
I was in a room doing paperwork and I just happened to catch a woman urinating loud.The walls are so paper thin. ;D
was this spoken or thought? I don't think thinking counts in quoting.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 5:11 pm
was this spoken or thought? I don't think thinking counts in quoting.
Your right!
Howard, tomorrow you need to talk to her and tell her all about the incident. Maybe if you take photographs. A power-point display would be perfect.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 6:25 pm
"Women pee so damn loud,you'd think they have penises". ;D
did you actually say this outloud, Howard? ;D How did you know it was a woman that was peeing, was it by the ladie's room or what?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 9:15 pm
did you actually say this outloud, Howard? ;D How did you know it was a woman that was peeing, was it by the ladie's room or what?
I agree that the whole issue is suspect.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/16/06 at 9:37 pm
i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.
I thought about it for a moment...and I guess since men stand up while they pee, gravity would take more of a toll, thus it would be louder...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/16/06 at 9:47 pm
I thought about it for a moment...and I guess since men stand up while they pee, gravity would take more of a toll, thus it would be louder...?
i tried not to think about it at all, but it isn't working.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 9:48 pm
I thought about it for a moment...and I guess since men stand up while they pee, gravity would take more of a toll, thus it would be louder...?
actually....women are closer to the water in the toilet...so wouldn't that make a louder "splash" sound? I dunno..I am thinking way too much into this! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 9:50 pm
I feel the only way to solve this is via video footage.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 9:51 pm
I feel the only way to solve this is via video footage.
ok dude...you first! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 9:58 pm
ok dude...you first! ;)
But who will be the stander upper?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 10:01 pm
But who will be the stander upper?
well...I wouldn't have that much luck doing it that way...I tried it when I was younger (the "no fair, I wanna be a boy" stage)...and the plumbing just ain't there! LOL! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 10:06 pm
well...I wouldn't have that much luck doing it that way...I tried it when I was younger (the "no fair, I wanna be a boy" stage)...and the plumbing just ain't there! LOL! ;)
Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.
I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 10:09 pm
Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.
I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.
dude, I am not even going THERE! LOL! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 10:24 pm
dude, I am not even going THERE! LOL! :D ;D
Good idea, I hear it's unhygenic.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 6:28 am
did you actually say this outloud, Howard? ;D How did you know it was a woman that was peeing, was it by the ladie's room or what?
It's a unisex bathroom and I said this under my breath and yes It was a woman pissing and I saw her go into the bathroom with my very eyes.
No,I didn't follow her. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 6:29 am
actually....women are closer to the water in the toilet...so wouldn't that make a louder "splash" sound? I dunno..I am thinking way too much into this! :D ;D
Have you heard of women peeing quietly? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/17/06 at 2:17 pm
Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.
I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.
Seriously. And I think it's also Dominic and Marsh, too... every time I enter a discussion with these people, it always turns back to "73H P3N15".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 2:20 pm
i dunt mean to be obstinant, but shouldn't that be "TH3"? what's with seventy-three aitch, yo?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/17/06 at 2:31 pm
i dunt mean to be obstinant, but shouldn't that be "TH3"? what's with seventy-three aitch, yo?
No, the leet-spelling of "the" is "the".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 2:34 pm
My co-worker, meaning to tell a guy "go to town" or "go for it"
said "yeah, yeah, go to hell with yourself!"
I fell on the floor-
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 2:38 pm
Your right!
Howard, tomorrow you need to talk to her and tell her all about the incident. Maybe if you take photographs. A power-point display would be perfect.
I would get into trouble and lose my volunteer site.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 2:38 pm
This is how i know your gay
So I'm gay? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 2:50 pm
No, the leet-spelling of "the" is "the".
isn't seventy-three aitch "the"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:15 pm
Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.
I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.
She better have a talk with her sister about the male phallus. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 3:37 pm
"a gentle touch speaks volumes"
found inside my dove chocolate heart wrapper.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/17/06 at 5:22 pm
Have you heard of women peeing quietly? ;D
yes, sometimes when I am in the ladies' room...there are women that pee very quietly! LOL! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 8:06 pm
Heard on 95.7 FM today
"If I've learned one thing, it's this. Never give a synthesizer to a drunken englishman".
the vocie on the radio was John O'Hurley aka J. Peterman of Seinfeld
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/17/06 at 8:07 pm
Heard on 95.7 FM today
"If I've learned one thing, it's this. Never give a synthesizer to a drunken englishman".
the vocie on the radio was John O'Hurley aka J. Peterman of Seinfeld
I couldn't think of a better person to give a synthesizer to, actually.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 8:10 pm
I couldn't think of a better person to give a synthesizer to, actually.
of course, I just heard one of the best, Ken Hensley on my Uriah Heep Live 1973 CD.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/17/06 at 11:43 pm
Highway040869: naw, step chan is scary.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/18/06 at 12:00 am
She better have a talk with her sister about the male phallus. ;D
*zap*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/18/06 at 12:15 am
Seriously. And I think it's also Dominic and Marsh, too... every time I enter a discussion with these people, it always turns back to "73H P3N15".
*Msn Shocked Emoticon* Now you can't say that you've never randomly shouted "PENIS!" during our conversations..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/18/06 at 8:07 am
yes, sometimes when I am in the ladies' room...there are women that pee very quietly! LOL! :D
So I've heard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/18/06 at 8:08 am
*zap*
Could you stop zapping me? >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/18/06 at 8:16 am
Could you stop zapping me? >:(
sorry, 'fraid i can't. every time you say something phallic, or something that gives a mental image that will haunt me to my grave, i'll be administering a mild but memorable electric shock.
it's my attempt at a little skinnerian aversion-based reconditioning.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/18/06 at 1:11 pm
sorry, 'fraid i can't. every time you say something phallic, or something that gives a mental image that will haunt me to my grave,
You're talking about giving people strong visual images? Do I need to remind you of the "trio in a very specific position"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/18/06 at 1:45 pm
I noticed a while back, there is so much really, really crappy porn-type shots on VH1 shows.. any chance they get, there's these weird sex shots. I noticed it, and apparently, other people are taking notice, too.
Dad: HOLY SH-T, FREE PORN ON NETWORK TELEVISION!!!
Me: *runs in* What?
Dad: Wait, no, this is just VH1. Never mind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/18/06 at 10:49 pm
Tubeway General says:
WATCH HIM KILL HIS OWN MOTHER..
The Denial Twist says:
WITH AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/19/06 at 7:43 am
"I can't make a million dollars,Do Robin's Parents expect Donald Trump to come rushing through their door and save her from financial security"? >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/06 at 10:25 am
My father-in-law: I think I will ground up that pork and make chicken salad.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/19/06 at 5:35 pm
My father-in-law: I think I will ground up that pork and make chicken salad.
Actually, I think I've heard similar somewhere.. my grandma, I believe.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/19/06 at 7:33 pm
You're talking about giving people strong visual images? Do I need to remind you of the "trio in a very specific position"?
as i recall that thread had already taken a turn toward the randy.
okay, maybe you're right. i'd better self-zap.
*zap*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/19/06 at 7:46 pm
hey, that wasn't so bad. sorta tickled, in fact.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/19/06 at 7:47 pm
*zapzapzapzapzapzapzapzapzap*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/19/06 at 7:59 pm
as i recall that thread had already taken a turn toward the randy.
That was THIS thread, Tia. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 9:31 pm
*zapzapzapzapzapzapzapzapzap*
you kink-dog, you're gonna go blind :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/19/06 at 10:41 pm
DominEl says:
i don't want to hear hilary duff either
Tubeway General says:
*rolls up sleeve*
DominEl says:
sure... why not? (Why not?)
Tubeway General says:
*strikes across face*
Tubeway General says:
Now, when the kids at school ask what happened, what are you going to say, Dominic?
DominEl says:
that I fell.. down the stairs?
Tubeway General says:
That's right, Dominic. You had an accident, and you fell down the stairs.
Tubeway General says:
Now, finish listening to the whole bit and you won't fall down again.
DominEl says:
it's just too bad I've no stairs
Young Dominic felt he could just go and not listen to a file I sent him.. and he tried to talk back to me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 11:03 pm
DominEl says:
i don't want to hear hilary duff either
Tubeway General says:
*rolls up sleeve*
DominEl says:
sure... why not? (Why not?)
Tubeway General says:
*strikes across face*
Tubeway General says:
Now, when the kids at school ask what happened, what are you going to say, Dominic?
DominEl says:
that I fell.. down the stairs?
Tubeway General says:
That's right, Dominic. You had an accident, and you fell down the stairs.
Tubeway General says:
Now, finish listening to the whole bit and you won't fall down again.
DominEl says:
it's just too bad I've no stairs
Young Dominic felt he could just go and not listen to a file I sent him.. and he tried to talk back to me.
nicely handled, seems you've got a good handle on behavior modification techniques.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/19/06 at 11:04 pm
nicely handled, seems you've got a good handle on behavior modification techniques.
I think he's learned to.. be more careful around the stairs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/20/06 at 7:42 am
"Why are we going to eat at McDonalds,That ain't romantic." ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/21/06 at 7:47 pm
Selina says:
im leaving
Selina says:
retard
*LEAVES*
Andrew says:
how could she
Tubeway General says:
Simple. You just push the "Close" button up at the top of the window.
Andrew says:
do u even know who that was
Tubeway General says:
I'm gonna out on a limb and say... SELINA?!?!?!
Andrew says:
nope
Tubeway General says:
It was Gary Numan, wasn't it?
Andrew says:
yep
Tubeway General says:
F--k. It's always Gary Numan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/21/06 at 7:58 pm
Tubeway General says:
Or I'd have hit you with my pimp cane.
Tubeway General says:
In fact, that's a good idea.
Tubeway General says:
I think I will.
Selina- Andrew says:
oh no
Tubeway General says:
*hits with pimp cane*
Tubeway General says:
And it was good.
Andrew says:
whoa
Andrew says:
you said pimp
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/22/06 at 1:01 am
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
So either way, women will be naked..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/22/06 at 10:52 am
Me: Alice!!! Look out- it's all over the floor...look at the desk!
Alice: You're right, these bagels are good!
Me: Alice! The coffee!!
Alice: No, just jelly.
Me: No! The floor! It's all over your desk...you spilled the-
Alice: There's coffee all over my desk- look at the floor!
Me: That's what I've been saying to you! Wwhat's going on!
Alice: That dumb guy. I told him not to put my food in a bag.
Me: WHAT!????
Alice has a leaking cup at work. Ignores me and then tries to blame it on the guy in the cafeteria.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 10:54 am
i would blame the inventor of the paper bag. think big.
oo! a PM!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/22/06 at 11:10 am
On another messageboard discussing a thread on yet another messageboard where we could sign up promising not to troll the boards someone wrote
"I was tempted to join in the sign-up thread with a post along the lines of
"fork the lot of you; you Godless barstewards!"
But somehow I felt the joke might be lost in translation"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/22/06 at 4:57 pm
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
So either way, women will be naked..!
Of Course Women will be naked. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/22/06 at 7:26 pm
DominEl says:
I'm jacking off at the sight of you right now
You have stopped viewing webcam with DominEl.
They-TheyBetray-I'mYourOnlyTrueFriendNow says:
..
DominEl says:
DominEl says:
as i say that, you turn it off
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/22/06 at 8:16 pm
Me: You and Marsh signed on the same time!
Justin: it's like sex!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 9:49 pm
hey! what are you kids doing over there? didn't harmonica tell you about the importance of abstinence?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/22/06 at 10:16 pm
hey! what are you kids doing over there? didn't harmonica tell you about the importance of abstinence?
Mike, he jacked off over me, defend my honor :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 10:20 pm
Mike, he jacked off over me, defend my honor :(
haha. i'd love to help but i kinda got my hands full with my own honor at the moment.
see, this sort of thing starts happening when you get a webcam.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/23/06 at 4:06 pm
Mike, he jacked off over me, defend my honor :(
How was he able to do that? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 4:12 pm
How was he able to do that? ???
I was going to inquire but I make it a policy to only ask questions I wanna know the answer to.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/23/06 at 4:17 pm
I was going to inquire but I make it a policy to only ask questions I wanna know the answer to.
Ok,What kind of questions?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 4:20 pm
Ok,What kind of questions?
are you sure you wanna know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/23/06 at 4:21 pm
are you sure you wanna know?
Go Right Ahead Tia.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/23/06 at 7:20 pm
How was he able to do that? ???
Howard, do you like snakes?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/23/06 at 10:34 pm
The Pirate Fetus: I love you, Beth. With every last bit of me.
The Pirate Fetus: Even my spleen. =)
The Pirate Fetus: With the right seasoning, it tastes like Mac & Cheese!
AnOrganizedMess5: ....
The Pirate Fetus: I'm gonna go to sleep now. =)
What a romantic. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/24/06 at 12:34 am
The Pirate Fetus: I love you, Beth. With every last bit of me.
The Pirate Fetus: Even my spleen. =)
The Pirate Fetus: With the right seasoning, it tastes like Mac & Cheese!
AnOrganizedMess5: ....
The Pirate Fetus: I'm gonna go to sleep now. =)
What a romantic. ;D
I'm getting de-sensitized because I no longer find stuff like this disturbing, the inthe00s brainwash is almost complete
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/24/06 at 12:39 am
I'm getting de-sensitized because I no longer find stuff like this disturbing, the inthe00s brainwash is almost complete
soon you will be ready for the next stage. first we had to make sure you wouldn't seize up when it came time to fire on the enemy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/24/06 at 12:56 am
soon you will be ready for the next stage. first we had to make sure you wouldn't seize up when it came time to fire on the enemy.
no worrys about that. I have no problem terminating the enemy, terminating with extreme prejudice. I personally would go for a high post tally in that category >:(
I'm all talk ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/24/06 at 8:12 am
soon you will be ready for the next stage. first we had to make sure you wouldn't seize up when it came time to fire on the enemy.
Wow...Tia really IS a drill instructor!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/24/06 at 8:34 am
Wow...Tia really IS a drill instructor!
He's having to take vast quantities of Testosterone pills to balance out the various yeasty infections, we're not supposed to discuss it.. the Doctor hasn't given the all clear yet, the Alien fetus could still be in there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/24/06 at 8:43 am
He's having to take vast quantities of Testosterone pills to balance out the various yeasty infections, we're not supposed to discuss it.. the Doctor hasn't given the all clear yet, the Alien fetus could still be in there.
And THERE'S my forum quote of the day.
:)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/24/06 at 8:57 am
And THERE'S my forum quote of the day.
:)
Careful, he's awfully sensitive.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/24/06 at 3:05 pm
Howard, do you like snakes?
What kind of snakes?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/24/06 at 8:45 pm
What kind of snakes.. IN MY PANTS?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/24/06 at 11:19 pm
What kind of snakes?
Trouser.. snakes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/25/06 at 3:08 am
Trouser.. snakes.
hush! don't feed the howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/25/06 at 3:12 am
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I...
...
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
SPEAK TO ME!
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
HOW THE BLUE FUCK DO YOU SPELL CORRODED?!
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
CORODED?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/25/06 at 7:33 pm
Me: Wow, there are a lot of phallic symbols in Philadelphia, aren't there?
Dad: You know, son, you're right. Everything in this city is either a stadium, a townhouse, or it looks like a penis. Hm.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/26/06 at 12:45 am
DominEl says:
ARE YOU NALLY?!
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/26/06 at 3:27 am
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
i see your lololol and raise it three wtfs
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
i see your three wtf's and raise it a hanful of STFU!
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
i fold
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
>:-}D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 7:15 am
hush! don't feed the howard.
You shouldn't feed the horndog. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 8:37 am
You shouldn't feed the horndog. ;D
you're definitely a good sport, howard, i don't care what they say about ya.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/26/06 at 11:35 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I think he hits on her
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
He'll stare at her a while from several feet away then run up to her and just stare at her right in the eyes
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Then Buffy will slap him IN THE FACE
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
And he runs away
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
One time he decided to sniff her butt instead
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Gooood move
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
That's smooth, Bob
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/27/06 at 3:21 pm
"Dammit, Danyelle, you only use that tone when you're saying something suggestive OR you're not wearing pants, and YOU'RE WEARING PANTS!"
Danyelle refused to believe her tone was suggestive. I had to politely correct her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/27/06 at 3:43 pm
"It's Good To be a Virgin" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/28/06 at 5:58 pm
"Does she have a tounge of razors?"
"Well, if she does, it was apparently down my throat so far it was scratching at my inner lung."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/28/06 at 5:59 pm
Stop It,You're Going To Break My Breasts" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/28/06 at 7:07 pm
Stop It,You're Going To Break My Breasts" ;D
You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 03/01/06 at 9:27 am
You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 9:29 am
You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.
GRRRRReat!
( although I thought it was Frank Perdue!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 3:09 pm
Hate to toot my own horn BUT
I's Ash WEdnesday.
I say, indicating to my forehead..."Hey, hey, you got something, a little something right here."
Works every time.
4 times today.
k
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:16 pm
You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.
What Bus Drivers? I'm referring to Robin And I. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/01/06 at 4:18 pm
Hate to toot my own horn BUT
I's Ash WEdnesday.
I say, indicating to my forehead..."Hey, hey, you got something, a little something right here."
Works every time.
4 times today.
k
You too.
You know, if you hold down Lara Horton and use a permanent marker to draw it on her forehead, you get in a world of trouble.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:21 pm
GRRRRReat!
( although I thought it was Frank Perdue!)
Frank Perdue always made sure his chickens were tender and juicy.
I make sure Robin is juicy and tender. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/01/06 at 4:22 pm
Frank Perdue always made sure his chickens were tender and juicy.
I make sure Robin is juicy and tender. ;D
You give her a good beating then eh Howard.
Tenderise. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:26 pm
You give her a good beating then eh Howard.
Tenderise. ;)
I tenderise then I stick my baster in if she's ready to be taken out. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/01/06 at 4:27 pm
okay, y'all. i got a pretty high threshold but i just, literally, threw up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/01/06 at 4:28 pm
I tenderise then I stick my baster in if she's ready to be taken out. ;D
In all seriousness dude, you just made my day.
Granted, the hysterical laughter made me cough, but i'm still pleased.
Do you tend to serve her up with a creamy sauce or do you just use some seran wrap?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:29 pm
okay, y'all. i got a pretty high threshold but i just, literally, threw up.
I'm sorry! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:30 pm
In all seriousness dude, you just made my day.
Granted, the hysterical laughter made me cough, but i'm still pleased.
Do you tend to serve her up with a creamy sauce or do you just use some seran wrap?
No,There is no creamy sauce just yet.Saran wrap will come later ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 5:34 pm
In all seriousness dude, you just made my day.
Granted, the hysterical laughter made me cough, but i'm still pleased.
that whole volley from you three was great. classic.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/01/06 at 5:36 pm
http://www.pencilprison.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_26261/DIR_26264/THE~TENDERIZER~POSTER~FOR~WEBSITE.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/01/06 at 5:37 pm
http://www.pencilprison.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_26261/DIR_26264/THE~TENDERIZER~POSTER~FOR~WEBSITE.jpg
http://www.blaskan.nu/Bilder/Bilder3/hanzel_und_gretyl.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/01/06 at 5:46 pm
hey! i love those guys!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/01/06 at 9:32 pm
I tenderise then I stick my baster in if she's ready to be taken out. ;D
Effin' A, Howard.....mother lovin' EFFIN A!!! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/01/06 at 11:29 pm
...
...
...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/BirthdayDoms.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/01/06 at 11:31 pm
...
...
...
is that in response to what Howard wrote? ???
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/BirthdayDoms.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/01/06 at 11:37 pm
Frank Perdue always made sure his chickens were tender and juicy.
I make sure Robin is juicy and tender. ;D
so Robin is like a tender juicy chicken to you Howard?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 9:21 am
so Robin is like a tender juicy chicken to you Howard?
y'all making me hungry.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/02/06 at 9:47 am
Very cool co-worker: I couldn't steal apples because my nails were wet!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 3:38 pm
so Robin is like a tender juicy chicken to you Howard?
Pretty juicy.I like her breasts legs and thighs. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/02/06 at 4:00 pm
Pretty juicy.I like her breasts legs and thighs. ;D
How about her, uh, "gizzard?" :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 4:02 pm
How about her, uh, "gizzard?" :o
Where would her gizzard be?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/02/06 at 4:05 pm
Where would her gizzard be?
Could be anywhere. Use your shameful imagination. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 4:16 pm
Could be anywhere. Use your shameful imagination. ;D
It's somewhere that's all I have to say.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 03/02/06 at 7:27 pm
How about her, uh, "gizzard?" :o
Or, in Red Neck Country, her G-Spot.....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/02/06 at 7:28 pm
Or, in Red Neck Country, her G-Spot.....
What's that..?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/02/06 at 7:55 pm
It's in the Bermuda triangle. Men go there and get lost for days and some never return
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/02/06 at 7:58 pm
It's in the Bermuda triangle. Men go there and get lost for days and some never return
Oooh, Okay, thanks! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/02/06 at 8:00 pm
Oooh, Okay, thanks! :D
anytime, it warms my heart to lead someone down the path of destruction, whoops, I meant to the promised land
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/02/06 at 8:11 pm
as we were watching American Idol tonight...and Carrie Underwood came back to sing her popular song....
Chris: I wonder what song she is gonna sing
Me: Probably that one that is popular now...."Jesus in the driver's seat"
Chris: Oh, ok
Me: (after realizing what I had just said)....whoops..I meant, "Jesus, take the wheel"...I knew it had to do something with Jesus being in a car. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/02/06 at 8:52 pm
as we were watching American Idol tonight...and Carrie Underwood came back to sing her popular song....
Chris: I wonder what song she is gonna sing
Me: Probably that one that is popular now...."Jesus in the driver's seat"
Chris: Oh, ok
Me: (after realizing what I had just said)....whoops..I meant, "Jesus, take the wheel"...I knew it had to do something with Jesus being in a car. :D
Jesus Built My Hot Rod ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/02/06 at 10:05 pm
as we were watching American Idol tonight...and Carrie Underwood came back to sing her popular song....
Chris: I wonder what song she is gonna sing
Me: Probably that one that is popular now...."Jesus in the driver's seat"
Chris: Oh, ok
Me: (after realizing what I had just said)....whoops..I meant, "Jesus, take the wheel"...I knew it had to do something with Jesus being in a car. :D
The... fuuuck. I haven't heard that. What is it, some bible thumping god rock?
Jesus Built My Hot Rod ;D
Dropkick me Jesus.. through the Goalposts of life.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/02/06 at 10:10 pm
The... fuuuck. I haven't heard that. What is it, some bible thumping god rock?
Dropkick me Jesus.. through the Goalposts of life.
no, she's a country artist.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 10:15 pm
Dropkick me Jesus.. through the Goalposts of life.
you're on fire tonight franz.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/02/06 at 10:17 pm
you're on fire tonight franz.
Who are you callin' Franz, Stormy?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 10:23 pm
franz knows he can fight back with the Americans Dying channel!
here's a non-forum quote:
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 10:25 pm
"You should see my apartment. I may not have twenty-one knives, but I'm well on my way ... "
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/03/06 at 12:39 am
SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat vaginal juice.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/03/06 at 12:44 am
Pretty juicy.I like her breasts legs and thighs. ;D
Do you know the Colonel's secret recipe?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/03/06 at 1:02 am
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Whatcha gonna do wit all dat junk, all dat junk inside yo trunk?
SmarterChild says:
I am eminently sober.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/03/06 at 1:03 am
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Do you forgive me?
SmarterChild says:
Sometimes.
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I see.
I'll forgive you for being a prick then.
SmarterChild says:
Cool.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 9:23 am
Hallie: There were three...I have two..if she stole it from me ...did you steal my pencil? there were three...
Me: What? Who are you talking to ?
Hallie: Nobody.
My friend being scary alone in a room
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 03/03/06 at 10:20 am
It's in the Bermuda triangle. Men go there and get lost for days and some never return
God Bless The Men That Never Return!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/03/06 at 2:20 pm
Jesus Built My Hot Rod ;D
That's a good song.
Anyway, from today..
Mr. Holtry: Now, Marie Curie did something NO OTHER woman on earth has ever done. Would anyone like to guess what it is?
Some dude in my Chem Class: Oral sex?
Mr. Holtry: No, but you're close.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:24 pm
Do you know the Colonel's secret recipe?
11 Herbs And Spices? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:25 pm
"I'm The Doctor Of Love,I'll make you feel better". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 2:26 pm
SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat vaginal juice.
You need a spoon.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:27 pm
You need a spoon.
What about a fork and a knife?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 2:28 pm
What about a fork and a knife?
Depends if your woman enjoys being cut.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:29 pm
Depends if your woman enjoys being cut.
oral/anal surgery. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 2:38 pm
You need a spoon.
OK...First THAT happened....THEN
Depends if your woman enjoys being cut.
THAT happened. This has strayed far far from the chicken theme you had before, which had come from a quote long ago.
nevertheless, its't the first time it caught my attention..
How fast can you come up with the very first chicken-related quote?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 2:39 pm
OK...First THAT happened....THEN
THAT happened. This has strayed far far from the chicken theme you had before, which had come from a quote long ago.
nevertheless, its't the first time it caught my attention..
How fast can you come up with the very first chicken-related quote?
Depends how you like it cooked.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 2:44 pm
Depends how you like it cooked.
very very rare
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 3:22 pm
I like my woman...chicken Juicy,tender and has white meat. ;)
You also need the gravy to go with your chicken. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/03/06 at 4:01 pm
good god, y'all are messed up!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 4:44 pm
good god, y'all are messed up!
ewww. gravy? wait. first, white meat is always dry and gross.
I don't like the chicken metaphor.
now liking my men like I like my coffee is something I can get my head around.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 5:15 pm
ewww. gravy? wait. first, white meat is always dry and gross.
I don't like the chicken metaphor.
now liking my men like I like my coffee is something I can get my head around.
What, creamy and weak with cream frothing over?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 5:20 pm
What, creamy and weak with cream frothing over?
Actually, strong and columbian. but i'm really not that picky.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/03/06 at 6:11 pm
meh, men. try a disney character, you'll never go back.
a coworker of mine is totally obsessed with mickey mouse. has mickey mouse stuff everywhere, draws little mickey mouse doodles on everything. i bet she has a mickey mouse tattoo. they put something in that disney stuff, i tell ya.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/03/06 at 7:19 pm
Actually, strong and columbian. but i'm really not that picky.
I thought it was dark and bitter
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/03/06 at 8:56 pm
I take my women how I take my food.. DEAD!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/03/06 at 9:04 pm
Belvedere says:
You eat it, don't you?
℮mίІу... says:
what if you just lick it...?
℮mίІу... says:
and swallow
Belvedere says:
It comes off onto your tounge.
She was in a 30-hour famine, and asked if a lollipop was food.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 10:32 pm
I take my women how I take my food.. DEAD!
Violated after death
Virgin hole I infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/04/06 at 8:42 am
I thought it was dark and bitter
sure... that too...same thing, really.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/04/06 at 11:48 am
Violated after death
Virgin hole I infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile
I JUST f--king opened up a Coke, you bastard. You ruined a perfectly good Caffiene beverage.
I'll see you in Hell.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/04/06 at 11:51 am
I JUST f--king opened up a Coke, you bastard. You ruined a perfectly good Caffiene beverage.
I'll see you in Hell.
i actually find Hi-C is a lot more useful as bait for the undead preschoolers.
i wonder if cannibal corpse has ever been questioned by the police.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/04/06 at 12:01 pm
Oh yeah, quick thing.. all this talk of men and coffee reminds me of something that happened the other day:
Jen: I like my men how I like my coffee.
Me: Iced and bitter?
Jen: Hard, quick, and from behind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/04/06 at 12:04 pm
not to be a stickler but what's coffee "from behind" mean? :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/04/06 at 12:11 pm
and what's "quick" coffee? is that like instant coffee?
and is "hard" coffee like strong coffee? or like "irish" coffee, i.e., alcoholic?
hmm, i think your friend actually likes her men instant and irish.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/04/06 at 12:46 pm
hmm, i think your friend actually likes her men instant and irish.
Don't forget from behind. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/04/06 at 1:36 pm
Oh yeah, quick thing.. all this talk of men and coffee reminds me of something that happened the other day:
Jen: I like my men how I like my coffee.
Me: Iced and bitter?
Jen: Hard, quick, and from behind.
That's really good...I"m stealing that line.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/04/06 at 2:59 pm
That's really good...I"m stealing that line.
I found it funny when I first heard it, it's when you think back to it that it's even funnier.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/05/06 at 4:36 am
"I want to feel your lucious love blood dripping from my face"
I was listening to Steve Vai's album The Elusive Light And Sound and heard interesting lyric from the track Love Blood. I don't know, and don't wanna know what the hell he's singing about. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/05/06 at 8:17 am
At the local bar last night-
Danny: Inappropriate is ALWAYS good.
Bob: Yeah, but her boyfriend was ri-
Danny: (louder, interrupring): Inappropriate is ALWAYS good.
Bob: Well, he couldn;'t have been happy abo-
Danny: BOB! Inappropriate is ALWAYS good!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/05/06 at 9:54 am
"I am an OB/GYN physician and I have recently become a paranormal investigator."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/05/06 at 11:48 am
dirk gently, holistic detective?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/06 at 10:03 pm
Highway040869: you're such a good christian
Highway040869: when you're not worshipping satan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 03/06/06 at 10:39 am
not to be a stickler but what's coffee "from behind" mean? :)
Coffee enemas are suppsoed to be really good for you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/06/06 at 5:57 pm
"Robin,Wanna Blow Out MY candle"? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/06/06 at 9:52 pm
Coffee enemas are suppsoed to be really good for you.
Is this something new on the Starbucks menu? :o Now I'm really beginning to wonder about those gift cards I was given for my birthday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/07/06 at 5:43 pm
Coffee enemas are suppsoed to be really good for you.
regular or decaf? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/07/06 at 7:16 pm
On a birthday card at the store: "In a world that's a little weird, crazy, and unpredictable; it's nice to know you fit in". :) Happy Birthday
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/07/06 at 9:49 pm
TV quote of the day...
Girl: You wanna go out for a coffee?
Guy: Sure thing! You're not allergic to latex, are
you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/08/06 at 1:29 am
"We've been through a lot today. True, some people did get killed, but we all grew a little more".
dialog from South Park episode this evening.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/08/06 at 12:42 pm
My twelve year old brother: Females get angry when men point out that they have more muscles, I mean, genetically it's true, but it still isn't a good point to bring up.
...WTF!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/08/06 at 2:07 pm
.. yeah, seriously, WTF?
Sadly, no good quotes today.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/08/06 at 4:35 pm
TV quote of the day...
Girl: You wanna go out for a coffee?
Guy: Sure thing! You're not allergic to latex, are
you?
Which show was that from?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/08/06 at 4:37 pm
Me: How's your day been?
Mam: Hectic
Me: nah, you love work really
Mam: no
Me: But where would we be if you didn't have a job, eh mam? Probablies in a cardboard box somewhere
Mam: In a caravan
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/08/06 at 4:54 pm
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/08/06 at 5:12 pm
She's full of gems tonight!
Mam (to me, obv); If you're gonna talk to me properly, don't talk to me at all
All I said was "Have you seen that man's election?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/08/06 at 5:25 pm
She's full of gems tonight!
Mam (to me, obv); If you're gonna talk to me properly, don't talk to me at all
All I said was "Have you seen that man's election?"
Haha...did you tell her she misheard you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/08/06 at 5:28 pm
Haha...did you tell her she misheard you?
The look on her face was, quite honestly, priceless. She looked like she was going to explode or something. I dunno, she was sitting watching this thing about this man who had to be elected or something, and he was giving a speech when I went through to the kitchen. So I thought i'd make polite conversation and ask about his election... no innuendo intended ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/08/06 at 11:22 pm
DominEl says:
which of us goes on top?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/09/06 at 12:57 am
Doms: You know, Marsh.. it's times like these that I feel we're really bonding.
Doms: XD!!
Sheth: Times like these...what?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/09/06 at 6:25 am
"If you're a guy and you listen to girly music,you're considered gay".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 10:51 am
The hubby calls me at work in the AM...
"Have you seen my sneakers? I thought you put...oh.. nevermind."
yes, they are on his feet.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/09/06 at 10:57 am
The hubby calls me at work in the AM...
"Have you seen my sneakers? I thought you put...oh.. nevermind."
yes, they are on his feet.
Classic! It's like looking for your glasses when you're wearing them. Never done that before ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/06 at 10:59 am
Classic! It's like looking for your glasses when you're wearing them. Never done that before ::)
Wallet in the pocket is another good one.
My favourite was keys in the ignition though.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/09/06 at 11:43 am
i've looked for things for several minutes only to discover they were in my hand.
look, i love booze, okay?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 12:11 pm
i've looked for things for several minutes only to discover they were in my hand.
look, i love booze, okay?
Like a chocohollic but for booze, eh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/09/06 at 1:06 pm
Like a chocohollic but for booze, eh?
wherf my...
goffammit, wherf my...
where my fuffin BOOZE!?
oh. if in my mouf.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 1:08 pm
wherf my...
goffammit, wherf my...
where my fuffin BOOZE!?
oh. if in my mouf.
You made me spit water all over the computer...the public payed for this machine you know!!!
oh well, you know our motto here is "Yesterdays' Technology.....Tomorrow!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/09/06 at 1:59 pm
Wallet in the pocket is another good one.
My favourite was keys in the ignition though.
My personal worst was sandwich in my hand.. I was seriously, like, "Who took my sandwich?" and then I looked the hand I was pointing at my group of friends, and.. sure enough... my sandwich was in it.
I kid you not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/09/06 at 2:13 pm
"I Love Big Pussy In The Morning"
Some Radio Hosts had Vinny Pastore on the show. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/10/06 at 6:23 am
"I'm sure we're all very grateful that the Bush Administration is making it harder for penguins to have orgies. All those nasty atheist penguins...."
Comment from a friend after watching this
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/10/06 at 2:33 pm
Heard on local FM station this morning
1st DJ to 2nd DJ " We have an article about a restaurant in Japan that serves 30 different kinds of genital soup. They have yak, dog, seal, cow as some of the choices"."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/10/06 at 3:28 pm
Heard on local FM station this morning
1st DJ to 2nd DJ " We have an article about a restaurant in Japan that serves 30 different kinds of genital soup. They have yak, dog, seal, cow as some of the choices"."
That must be some tasty soup. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/10/06 at 3:32 pm
That must be some tasty soup. :P
What a coincidence! Here's my NON-forum quote from work...
A: Where did you get that chinese food?
b: at the place next to the animal hospital.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/10/06 at 3:36 pm
What a coincidence! Here's my NON-forum quote from work...
A: Where did you get that chinese food?
b: at the place next to the animal hospital.
Did you ever see david cronenberg's "existenz"? with the Chinese restaurant where they serve the fishy mutated biological waste that you can gnaw into a bone gun if you're an assassin?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/10/06 at 4:14 pm
Doms: You know, Marsh.. it's times like these that I feel we're really bonding.
Doms: XD!!
Sheth: Times like these...what?
Justin did the XD!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/12/06 at 5:01 pm
'There are not enough hours in the day!'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/12/06 at 10:46 pm
Pastor's wife: You need to be around girls more often.
EH!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/12/06 at 10:58 pm
Pastor's wife: You need to be around girls more often.
EH!?
Haha. Marsh is T3H G4Y..!!1
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/12/06 at 11:17 pm
jesus, is anyone gonna make me an offer for tia!?
ANY NUMBER OF HORRIFYING THINGS COULD HAVE HAPPENED!
i'm so upset right now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/12/06 at 11:53 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I was messing with my hair the other day cause I'm gay..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/13/06 at 1:52 am
Pastor's wife: You need to be around girls more often.
EH!?
I hope you gave Pastor a good WTF look
???
Haha. Marsh is T3H G4Y..!!1
LOL ;D not too many things bring me more joy than observing one friend humiliating another ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/13/06 at 1:53 am
"I love the smell of peking duck in the evening"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/13/06 at 1:56 am
"I love the smell of peking duck in the evening"
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
OMFG WTF?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 6:13 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/13/06 at 6:34 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
I can't believe you said that to her!!!
Actually... what am I saying..... I can believe you said that to her. I can't believe you are still alive to tell us you said that to her
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/13/06 at 8:03 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
Howard....have you no shame? ??? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/13/06 at 8:06 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
Damn you, man...*shakes head*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 8:09 am
Howard....have you no shame? ??? :o
obviously not.
i bet howard has never stopped and said, "hmm. come to think of it, maybe i SHOULDN'T post that." most people would be too mortified to post the stuff he does, of course.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 8:37 am
obviously not.
i bet howard has never stopped and said, "hmm. come to think of it, maybe i SHOULDN'T post that." most people would be too mortified to post the stuff he does, of course.
I want Tia back.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/13/06 at 9:45 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
Well, you see, Howard, women have a monthly period in which discharge flows from the vagina. This is because the uterus sheds its lining...and...uh...
Crap, I don't know what I'm talking about. The point is, keep such comments to yourself, lest Robin or someone else roundhouse kick you in the face. This is a friendly warning.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/13/06 at 9:59 am
NO MORE THE BLOOD THING IS ICKY!
Mom: "Are you eating properly?"
Me: 'yeah'
Mom: "Are you getting enough sleep?"
Me: 'Yeah'
Mom: "What about that Michael fellow?"
Me: 'Mom, that's Dad, he lives with you'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 10:07 am
NO MORE THE BLOOD THING IS ICKY!
when you've gone too far for la roche, you've gone too far.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 10:53 am
when you've gone too far for la roche, you've gone too far.
So soon the married forget each other.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 10:57 am
So soon the married forget each other.
In speaking of which, you should forget this so-called "husband" guy and move to Minneapolis with me and lyndon la roche. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 10:58 am
oops. did i say that out loud?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/13/06 at 11:01 am
oops. did i say that out loud?
We need to discuss this.
I agree with you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 12:11 pm
We need to discuss this.
I agree with you.
Everyone knows it...I agree too..
it's nothing to be ashamed of. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 12:14 pm
Everyone knows it...I agree too..
it's nothing to be ashamed of. :)
if I can only find some way of getting rid of this la roche character you'll be mine, all mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 12:56 pm
if I can only find some way of getting rid of this la roche character you'll be mine, all mine.
You are both perfect in different ways. I'd hate to see you fight over lil' ol' me. Why suh, I do believe I'm comin' down with a case of the vapors!
Ohhhhhhh someone catch my handkerchief!
If there ever were two men that I would quit my job, dump my family, jump into a convertible with a case of whiskey and go on a mid-west spree with, it would be you two. and mom said it would never happen.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/13/06 at 2:17 pm
if I can only find some way of getting rid of this la roche character you'll be mine, all mine.
B..b...but I thought we were a power rock duo?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 2:24 pm
B..b...but I thought we were a power rock duo?
Dont go making me Yoko.
Oohhhhhhno you dont.
Monday, Thrusday and Saturday you're a rock duo.
Tuesday and Wednesday, mike and i are wonder twins, fighting crime
Sunday and Friday LR and I will sit on rooftops and spy in windows at people.
then eveyone so often we can rotate the shedule.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 3:38 pm
Howard....have you no shame? ??? :o
Sorry Erin,I guess I wasn't thinking at the time.She was on her monthly period and I wanted to fool around but we did the best we could to try to work around her period.I apologize If I insulted the women on here. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 3:40 pm
obviously not.
i bet howard has never stopped and said, "hmm. come to think of it, maybe i SHOULDN'T post that." most people would be too mortified to post the stuff he does, of course.
Sorry about that Tia. :-[ :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 4:18 pm
Sorry Erin,I guess I wasn't thinking at the time.She was on her monthly period and I wanted to fool around but we did the best we could to try to work around her period.I apologize If I insulted the women on here. :(
thank god it was the monthly one. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 4:39 pm
I hate the ones you get every saterday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 4:41 pm
thank god it was the monthly one. :)
It was her weekly period or whatever you call it.She'll be finished by next week.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 4:48 pm
It was her weekly period or whatever you call it.She'll be finished by next week.
just in time to start the next one, I guess.
Man, I know even less about women than I thought I did.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/13/06 at 4:51 pm
Howie of the 'Tight Frankfurter' Fame ;D ;D
sorry in anticipation but I couldn't resist!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 4:54 pm
just in time to start the next one, I guess.
Man, I know even less about women than I thought I did.
start reading. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 4:55 pm
Howie of the 'Tight Frankfurter' Fame ;D ;D
sorry in anticipation but I couldn't resist!!
Last Night I had a very tight frankfurter ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/13/06 at 5:20 pm
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/13/06 at 5:26 pm
It was her weekly period or whatever you call it.She'll be finished by next week.
Ooh...those weekly ones suck.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/13/06 at 6:13 pm
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
Oh My God.. that was beautiful.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 6:26 pm
I hate the ones you get every saterday.
I love you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/13/06 at 7:07 pm
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
A tight frankfurter takes on a whole new meaning, Windbreaker05, nice work.
I love you.
please, no more talk about Aunt Flow and her untimely visits :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 9:25 pm
I love you.
i love you too. of course that goes without saying. 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 10:01 pm
start reading. ;)
i start but then i get distracted by the pictures.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/13/06 at 11:45 pm
I hate the ones you get every saterday.
Saterday, SATERDAY! Your lucky, try getting them every day at 2:45, out of your ears.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/14/06 at 3:50 am
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/14/06 at 6:18 am
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
That's funny.He doesn't resemble a Frankfurter. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/14/06 at 6:20 am
Ooh...those weekly ones suck.
I must've misunderstood her.It's the 3rd week of every month.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/14/06 at 7:38 am
Oscar Wilde referring to the Fox hunting gentry or cretins (my words!)
'The Unspeakable In Pursuit of the Uneatable'
Exhibit A. The Toffee-Nosed Cretin
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_drinking300.jpg
Exhibit B - Toffee-nosed Cretin in action
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_jump150.jpg
Exhibit C Sharp and thoughtful Mr Fox
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_fos150.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/14/06 at 9:40 am
Saterday, SATERDAY! Your lucky, try getting them every day at 2:45, out of your ears.
I thought that was a side effect of shock treatment.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/14/06 at 11:34 am
Oscar Wilde referring to the Fox hunting gentry or cretins (my words!)
'The Unspeakable In Pursuit of the Uneatable'
Exhibit A. The Toffee-Nosed Cretin
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_drinking300.jpg
Exhibit B - Toffee-nosed Cretin in action
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_jump150.jpg
Exhibit C Sharp and thoughtful Mr Fox
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_fos150.jpg
Ah yes, I was very disapointed to hear that Fox Hunting had been banned in England.
Just another example of the un-educated Liberal bleeding hearts putting too much pressure on your weak leaders.
I'm sure the laughter will come from the other side of your face once the farm owners begin to lay down poison and cut down your ancient hedges for increased efficiency in their farms.
Praise be though that Lord Humptingdon has to find other entertainment on sunday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/14/06 at 1:35 pm
"the kid took a joy ride in his grandmother's car and broke detention for tresspassing...
and they send him to boot camp!
they obviously don't love their son enough to teach him to be a good kid"
that's a whole different topic...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/14/06 at 1:59 pm
Was that about the kid who died in Florida at the boot camp? I was watching the Today show this morning and here's a quote from the mother:
"My son was a good kid and they took him from me"
ummm....if he was such a "good kid", why was he in boot camp ???
this was from a woman I work with who did not read the whole article, just the bold print.
it's a can of worms, but yes, stealing a car is an offense...she said "kids are kids and now he's dead"
it was wrong, but kids are kids is not the case.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/14/06 at 3:25 pm
i start but then i get distracted by the pictures.
http://www.menstruation.com.au/menstrualproducts/images/pads/group10a.jpg
You mean these pictures? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/14/06 at 8:22 pm
heard on some new cable comedy show, the player is teaching the trainees about women and doing it.
player: "number 1, I never ever use a condom, it just makes the woman feel dirty"
other guy: yes, i see what you mean, it's like telling her, "for you, i need a condom" :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/14/06 at 8:30 pm
heard on some new cable comedy show, the player is teaching the trainees about women and doing it.
player: "number 1, I never ever use a condom, it just makes the woman feel dirty"
other guy: yes, i see what you mean, it's like telling her, "for you, i need a condom" :o
;D
See ladies, it's me being courtious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/15/06 at 1:26 am
;D
See ladies, it's me being courtious.
Chivalry is not dead ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 9:05 am
Chivalry is not dead ;D
oooohhhhh nice DeNiro today!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 11:32 am
oooohhhhh nice DeNiro today!
I'm shocked that you didn't even mention my gentlemanly attitude regarding sexual hygiene.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 12:01 pm
I'm shocked that you didn't even mention my gentlemanly attitude regarding sexual hygiene.
Sorry. I'm just so used to it that I take it for granted.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/15/06 at 2:46 pm
oooohhhhh nice DeNiro today!
thanks for the compliment for the Robert DeNiro poster.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 3:22 pm
Sorry. I'm just so used to it that I take it for granted.
No, sorry won't cut it.
I'm buying some rubber gloves tonight!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 3:30 pm
No, sorry won't cut it.
I'm buying some rubber gloves tonight!
You re going ot love it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 3:30 pm
thanks for the compliment for the Robert DeNiro poster.
Yeah...I never saw that one!!
you come up with good avatars.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 3:36 pm
heard on some new cable comedy show, the player is teaching the trainees about women and doing it.
player: "number 1, I never ever use a condom, it just makes the woman feel dirty"
other guy: yes, i see what you mean, it's like telling her, "for you, i need a condom" :o
http://www.americarx.com/productimages/condoms/218230.jpg
Who in the hell said that a condom makes a woman feel dirty? I think they're wrong. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 3:40 pm
or are PMs Non - forum?
I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 3:43 pm
or are PMs Non - forum?
I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground.
;) We still would though
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 3:44 pm
or are PMs Non - forum?
I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground.
Is this in reference to a car or a woman? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 3:46 pm
Is this in reference to a car or a woman? ;D
Me and Tia's woman
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 3:50 pm
Me and Tia's woman
Awww...that's so sweet.
Almost 5..if you need me you know where to find me!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 3:51 pm
Awww...that's so sweet.
Almost 5..if you need me you know where to find me!
Yeah, but it still sucks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 3:52 pm
Awww...that's so sweet.
Almost 5..if you need me you know where to find me!
Where should I find you? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/15/06 at 4:11 pm
Yeah...I never saw that one!!
you come up with good avatars.
thanks again KKay, glad you appreciate it. Sometimes you gotta dig deep for some of these, but really, it's just a guy with a gun to his head, no big deal. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 4:39 pm
"If Taylor Hicks and Paris Benett win,You have to strip down to your bra and panties Sunday" ;)
(Talkng to Robin on the phone last night about American Idol)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 4:41 pm
"If Taylor Hicks and Paris Benett win,You have to strip down to your bra and panties Sunday" ;)
(Talkng to Robin on the phone last night about American Idol)
I was gonna do that anyway..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 4:55 pm
I was gonna do that anyway..
Do what?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 4:58 pm
Do what?
Strip down to my bra and panties on sunday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/15/06 at 5:02 pm
ELIZA - a friend you could never have before
You: If taylor and paris win, will you strip down to your bra and panties?
Eliza: Do you wish that taylor and paris win will i strip down to my bra and panties?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/16/06 at 2:49 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Oh fuck, she's kneeling again. One guess what she's doing?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/16/06 at 2:53 pm
At work:
"You don't think German, polo playing, gay democrats are a minority?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/16/06 at 2:58 pm
At work:
"You don't think German, polo playing, gay democrats are a minority?"
They're a majority in the democratic republic of germaniapologayannisburg.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 03/16/06 at 3:00 pm
Strip down to my bra and panties on sunday.
Why would you do that?
Aren't you a guy?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/16/06 at 3:02 pm
Why would you do that?
Aren't you a guy?
Maybe he/she is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 03/16/06 at 4:10 pm
Maybe he/she is.
I'm puzzled. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/16/06 at 9:09 pm
Hehehehe, me and Al were talking about some Historical places we'd like to visit.
LaMontsegur: I really wanna go to Auschwitz
LaMontsegur: must be the first person to ever say that
ALB in KC: that's like saying, "I want to go to San Quentin"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/16/06 at 9:58 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Demon: I sure do hate the way she sucks the penis!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/16/06 at 10:00 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Demon: I sure do hate the way she sucks the penis!
Ah, Marsh.. always leads back to The Penis with him..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/16/06 at 10:01 pm
Ah, Marsh.. always leads back to The Penis with him..
Crazy-ass sodomite.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/16/06 at 10:06 pm
... Oh My God. That's beautiful.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/16/06 at 10:23 pm
reminds me of what this girl said to me once in high school:
"my cat whistles when i come."
she meant it the other way around, of course.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/16/06 at 10:40 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because I'm tired of looking at the---OMFG MY DOG FARTED.. BRB!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/16/06 at 10:41 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because I'm tired of looking at the---OMFG MY DOG FARTED.. BRB!
Har. She's disgusting, I tell you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/17/06 at 2:52 pm
My grandmom: I'm so tired of being short!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/17/06 at 3:16 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Demon: I sure do hate the way she sucks the penis!
What's with you and penises? ??? ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/17/06 at 3:37 pm
What's with you and penises? ??? ::)
Of all the people to ask this question.
Down with penises! I'm anti-penis.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/17/06 at 6:11 pm
My grandmom: I'm so tired of being short!
Silly grandmom, doesn't she know? Shortness is HAWT..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 03/17/06 at 6:40 pm
Well, I can say that you're not the first to ever say it....I did about 16 years ago (I made it also ;))
Me at Cub Scouts: You put the pipe in your mouth and blow as hard as you can...make sure you don't suck in or it'll come in your mouth.... and it will pop out :o ;D
I was explaining how to "work" the marshmallow cannons we made ;)
;D That's hilarious! It's like, you start saying something and you know it's coming out wrong, but oh well, I already have my foot in my mouth now, so what the hell! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/17/06 at 9:38 pm
Har. She's disgusting, I tell you.
ew...that gross dog. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/17/06 at 11:39 pm
At Work:
Me: *looking for rubber band* Yo, Jay, where's the rubber-- *spots rubber band, discontinues sentence*
Jay: ... ... ... ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SAID "WHERE'S THE RUBBER"...!!!!1
Me: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/dry.gif
::Later that day::
Tim: *Trying to explain the new plastic things that hold the action figures up* See, now you have this big rod that---
Jay: ... ... .. BAAAHAHAHAH----...
Tim: *Punches Jay* Go f*ck yourself, you sick motherf*cker >:-{
Jay: :(
He's not normally like that. Later we found out that he consumed a LARGE amount of coffee and Mountain Dew. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/17/06 at 11:47 pm
Read in magazine while waiting to get hair cut this evening:
"When it comes to communication, woman are like tropical plants, and men are more like cacti".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/18/06 at 2:55 am
Tonight, at a KCPD sobriety checkpoint:
KCPD officer: "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers) "I haven't been drinking tonight..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "He hasn't been drinking tonight..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers) "This is not the car you're looking for..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "This isn't the car we're looking for..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers again) "Move along..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "Move along, move along..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/18/06 at 2:58 am
Tonight, at a KCPD sobriety checkpoint:
KCPD officer: "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers) "I haven't been drinking tonight..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "He hasn't been drinking tonight..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers) "This is not the car you're looking for..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "This isn't the car we're looking for..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers again) "Move along..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "Move along, move along..."
Haha....that's awesome...
...So much....that...I want to hand over to you all my possessions of monetary value and...I will dance...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/18/06 at 1:01 pm
Silly grandmom, doesn't she know? Shortness is HAWT..!
Just look at Stephin Merrit... he's shorter then YOU!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 2:14 pm
Just look at Stephin Merrit... he's shorter then YOU!
wait... what?!
REALLY?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/18/06 at 3:09 pm
wait... what?!
REALLY?!
Yes. Look at a pic of them in concert sometime, or with the whole band... he's significantly shorter then anyone else in the band. If I had to guess, I'd say he's 5 foot 4 or 5. Maybe less.
I wonder where he got that voice.. I think he stole it from a black man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/18/06 at 5:04 pm
Yes. Look at a pic of them in concert sometime, or with the whole band... he's significantly shorter then anyone else in the band. If I had to guess, I'd say he's 5 foot 4 or 5. Maybe less.
I wonder where he got that voice.. I think he stole it from a black man.
Beth is 5'2" though...
....
...Aww, now I feel bad for saying that. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 5:06 pm
Yes. Look at a pic of them in concert sometime, or with the whole band... he's significantly shorter then anyone else in the band. If I had to guess, I'd say he's 5 foot 4 or 5. Maybe less.
I wonder where he got that voice.. I think he stole it from a black man.
Erm... that's taller than Beth.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/18/06 at 5:31 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
OMG YOUR SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS PARAKEET ONCE COPULATED WITH A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...IN LONDON
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
THAT PARROT DOESN'T LOVE YOU
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
He's dead, anyway
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
He was a bastard anyway. Always came home late, said he was just "hanging with the guys"...
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Good riddance, I say.
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
You gotta wonder... Where does Whistledog get all these model/porn star pictures?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
His dad's closet.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 5:42 pm
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
ob la di ob la da life goes on bra
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
la la how the life goes on
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
What goes on bra?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
LIFE OMG
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
LIFE?!
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
BOOBS!?
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
I've always wondered what they meant by that
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
I thought that maybe they meant boobs were life
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
but... that... is kinda incorrect
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Dude
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
That's awesome
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Boobs are life.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
That's so deep
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
Non forum quotes!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/18/06 at 6:57 pm
I think I'd have an anuerism If i had a conversation with you two together.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/18/06 at 6:58 pm
I think I'd have an anuerism If i had a conversation with you two together.
It's quite interesting. Doms always ends up yelling at Marsh and I, though :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 7:01 pm
It's quite interesting. Doms always ends up yelling at Marsh and I, though :(
Why aren't you on MSN?! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/18/06 at 7:06 pm
Why aren't you on MSN?! >:(
...
*Shrug* I'm leaving to go to Erin's house soon.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 7:07 pm
...
*Shrug* I'm leaving to go to Erin's house soon.
:O! Ooh, have fun.
Outta curiosity, do you own the Mice Parade album?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/18/06 at 7:08 pm
:O! Ooh, have fun.
Outta curiosity, do you own the Mice Parade album?
Heh, Yeah..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
NOT LEGALLY THOUGH..!!1 >:-D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/18/06 at 7:20 pm
It's quite interesting. Doms always ends up yelling at Marsh and I, though :(
He appears to be the alpha male.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/18/06 at 10:44 pm
Erm... that's taller than Beth.
Well, sorry I didn't have the exact measuremeant. I just remember thinking about it.. if his wife is my height (which is probably about right), then she's Beth's height. Look at the pics, you'll see it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/19/06 at 7:19 am
Of all the people to ask this question.
Down with penises! I'm anti-penis.
I'm anti-vagina. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/19/06 at 11:14 am
I'm anti-vagina. ;D
That's how I know you're gay.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/20/06 at 8:48 am
That's how I know you're gay.
Excellent..... ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/20/06 at 5:44 pm
Robin last night: "You have a small frankfurter" >:(
There she goes once again^ ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/20/06 at 5:45 pm
That's how I know you're gay.
I'm not gay.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/20/06 at 5:50 pm
Robin last night: "You have a small frankfurter" >:(
There she goes once again^ ::)
http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/weenie.cocktail.sm.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/20/06 at 6:08 pm
http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/weenie.cocktail.sm.jpg
That's about the size of it. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/20/06 at 8:50 pm
Me: And soon I'll have illicit pictures of her.
Scott: You must give them to me.. you know, so I can determine just how illicit they are.
Me: Why, after years of knowing me, would you expect them to not immediately go on the internet?
Scott: Touche.
Scott and I at the Jew Skating Night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/20/06 at 10:30 pm
That's about the size of it. :(
Howard...we did NOT need to know that!! :( :o ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/20/06 at 10:35 pm
That's about the size of it. :(
HAHAHA! Howard has a small PENIS..!!! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/20/06 at 11:04 pm
Who Do This Be? says:
NONONONO
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
*cuts self*
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
lmao
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 12:24 am
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Honey pieee
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Hoooooney pieeeeee
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/msn_surprised.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 03/21/06 at 12:43 am
Like the show says.. sometimes you gotta stop being polite, and start being real. And it's about to get very real in here. Professor Dude is about to give one of those little life lessons by showing people the true nature of this person.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/21/06 at 12:45 am
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
;) Okay, so it's not from any board, but I just used the quote format. It's a Robert Frost quote I like. I used to as my senior quote in my yearbook, thought I'd share it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 03/21/06 at 1:26 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I LOVE YOU
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Wait
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
NO
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I get first dibs on the saix
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
*HUMPS JUSTIN*
Carpe Noctem says:
...
Carpe Noctem says:
8)
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
NO DAMMIT BETH
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
BACK OFF MARSH
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I SWEAR TO GOD HE"S MINE
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Omfg..
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I will admit..
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
In all seriousness...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
That made me want to hump you.
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
A lot.
Carpe Noctem says:
;D
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Dammit, me first!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
NO!
.... Sweet!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 6:25 am
Howard...we did NOT need to know that!! :( :o ::)
I'm sorry.I just carried away for a moment. :-[ :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 6:26 am
HAHAHA! Howard has a small PENIS..!!! :D
So what! I'm very proud of what god gave me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 6:31 am
So what! I'm very proud of what god gave me.
why?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 6:32 am
why?
It's the quality not the quantity. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 8:47 am
I must be desensitized to these Howardisms; this revelation of penis size did not shock me at all.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/21/06 at 8:57 am
It's the quality not the quantity. ;)
You can have 6Oz of Prime rib or 12Lbs of rump steak, right Howard ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 9:00 am
i like to use pig's feet as a marital aid.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 9:02 am
^^^^
OH man, I am ALWAYS walking into these topics first thing in the AM...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 9:50 am
i like to use pig's feet as a marital aid.
and I take back what I said about accepting the dna.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 9:51 am
and I take back what I said about accepting the dna.
too late.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 9:54 am
too late.
...and a chill filled the room.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 10:16 am
...and a chill filled the room.
This interview is a disaster! Zorak! Cue the closing credit music! Let's go to a break!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 10:18 am
This interview is a disaster! Zorak! Cue the closing credit music! Let's go to a break!
(we're just doing it for the cameras!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 10:55 am
(we're just doing it for the cameras!)
so...
http://members.aol.com/essobmcc/brakbook/tees/m-sg.jpg
*taptaptap*
http://www.unc.edu/~fiser/Space_Ghost/images/sgblink.gif
what is YOURRR... secret identity?!???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 10:58 am
so...
what is YOURRR... secret identity?!???
http://www.smr-home-theatre.org/Montgomery/images/Thumbnail_08.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/21/06 at 4:14 pm
This one came out of nowhere. Seriously
Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 4:36 pm
I must be desensitized to these Howardisms; this revelation of penis size did not shock me at all.
Same here... I guess there's just only so many times I can go "OMG, HOWARD SAID SOMETHING I WOULDN'T SAY!", ya know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 4:53 pm
I must be desensitized to these Howardisms; this revelation of penis size did not shock me at all.
Why didn't it shock you? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 4:54 pm
You can have 6Oz of Prime rib or 12Lbs of rump steak, right Howard ;D
Unfortunately,I don't have ANY of that. :( ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 4:57 pm
The other day, my friend couldn't get his lock off his locker..
Scott: Dammit! *jerks on lock*
Joe: Gotta jerk it, man. Just jerk it till it comes.
Lock: *comes off*
Scott: Hey, thanks! Good advice.
Joe: "Just jerk it till it comes..".. it's my life motto, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 5:23 pm
The other day, my friend couldn't get his lock off his locker..
Scott: Dammit! *jerks on lock*
Joe: Gotta jerk it, man. Just jerk it till it comes.
Lock: *comes off*
Scott: Hey, thanks! Good advice.
Joe: "Just jerk it till it comes..".. it's my life motto, man.
Now,that's pretty funny. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/21/06 at 5:47 pm
This one came out of nowhere. Seriously
Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on
Er... It came out of somewhere.. .We were talking about Spaff's CD!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/21/06 at 5:50 pm
Me says:
I'd love to grow my..
Fill in the blank, yo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 6:03 pm
This one came out of nowhere. Seriously
Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on
That made me laugh, considering it was Doms.
The other day, my friend couldn't get his lock off his locker..
Scott: Dammit! *jerks on lock*
Joe: Gotta jerk it, man. Just jerk it till it comes.
Lock: *comes off*
Scott: Hey, thanks! Good advice.
Joe: "Just jerk it till it comes..".. it's my life motto, man.
Actually, this is the same case here with the Howardisms. I laughed at the thing about beating each other off for globes and the thing about lollipops, but now the innuendos are just...expected.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 6:04 pm
Me says:
I'd love to grow my..
Fill in the blank, yo.
beard? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/21/06 at 6:22 pm
This one came out of nowhere. Seriously
Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on
Wtf, Dominic..?! You make no sense..! *frowns at Dominic*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 6:46 pm
Actually, this is the same case here with the Howardisms. I laughed at the thing about beating each other off for globes and the thing about lollipops, but now the innuendos are just...expected.
Well, of course.. half of everything funny that ever happens to me is because of it's naughtyness... teenagers aren't exactly witty, so I go with what I can.. which is usually someone inadvertently saying "my mouth is sore" or something like that.
Which reminds me:
Who Do This Be? says:
It's Ok, Andrew
Who Do This Be? says:
It's nice to have a break from all the masturbation
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/21/06 at 6:48 pm
Well, of course.. half of everything funny that ever happens to me is because of it's naughtyness... teenagers aren't exactly witty, so I go with what I can.. which is usually someone inadvertently saying "my mouth is sore" or something like that.
Which reminds me:
Who Do This Be? says:
It's Ok, Andrew
Who Do This Be? says:
It's nice to have a break from all the masturbation
...
Wtf?! Is this the same young Dominic that I know..?! Seriously, wtf? GawrshDangit, Dominic's gonna hear about this one..! >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 6:49 pm
Wtf?! Is this the same young Dominic that I know..?! Seriously, wtf? GawrshDangit, Dominic's gonna hear about this one..! >:-{
Are you mad he's not masturbating?
I thought you fixed him last time..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/21/06 at 6:58 pm
...
Wtf?! Is this the same young Dominic that I know..?! Seriously, wtf? GawrshDangit, Dominic's gonna hear about this one..! >:-{
I.. HE USED IT OUT OF CONTEXT!!
We were talking about how everyone quotes masturbation jokes and he was saying he wasn't funny because he didn't make them, so then I said "It's ok..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 7:00 pm
We were talking about how everyone quotes masturbation jokes and he was saying he wasn't funny because he didn't make them, so then I said "It's ok..."
Meh, it's a little more then that. I'll explain to them when they get on a damn messenger.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/21/06 at 7:03 pm
Meh, it's a little more then that. I'll explain to them when they get on a damn messenger.
I am on MSN. I'm just invisible >:-D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/21/06 at 7:04 pm
I am on MSN. I'm just invisible >:-D
... no...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/21/06 at 7:05 pm
... no...
Yes, and you're listening to Green Day.. STOP THAT..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 7:05 pm
I am on MSN. I'm just invisible >:-D
Then IM us, dammit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 11:19 pm
Who Do This Be? says:
it's just so round and smooth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 11:51 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DON"T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME HOME AND FIND SPERM!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 11:53 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.. I.. really want the sperm
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/21/06 at 11:57 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.. I.. really want the sperm
Oy, Marsh, there you go with the kiss and tell again... ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/22/06 at 12:03 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DON"T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME HOME AND FIND SPERM!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.. I.. really want the sperm
I.. MARSH! OMFG! OUT OF CONTEXT TO THE MAX..!!!11one
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/22/06 at 4:37 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DON"T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME HOME AND FIND SPERM!!
Where was the sperm?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/22/06 at 5:18 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.. I.. really want the sperm
... Marsh... This is how we get misthought of.
In case you're wondering...
Here's the non-spermy, was gonna be spermy site:
Www.xanga.com/MmmZygote
But if you think about it, Zygote is developed from sperm...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/22/06 at 6:50 pm
Psht, Whateva. The sperm layout was pimp. Check it out..
http://www.xanga.com/qucells
:)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/22/06 at 9:01 pm
Psht, Whateva. The sperm layout was pimp. Check it out..
http://www.xanga.com/qucells
:)
dude, that made me wanna hurl. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/22/06 at 11:43 pm
dude, that made me wanna hurl. :P
Don't hurl Erin, because if I catch wind of it, then I'm gonna spew.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/22/06 at 11:50 pm
Don't hurl Erin, because if I catch wind of it, then I'm gonna spew.
no! if you do that, then I'LL hork.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/22/06 at 11:55 pm
no! if you do that, then I'LL hork.
And I'll upchuck!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/22/06 at 11:57 pm
And I'll upchuck!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goi imaralph!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/23/06 at 12:17 am
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goi imaralph!
I'm blowin' chunks!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/23/06 at 12:50 am
I'm blowin' chunks!
careful! or i might cut loose with a technicolor yawn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/23/06 at 12:15 pm
Me: *studying algebra*
My mom: *walks into room* You won't believe the phone conversation I just had.
Me: What was it?
My mom: *sits down and tells me about my dad's schizophrenic friend being thrown into jail for assault*
Me: ...
My mom: Anyways, changing the subject drastically, but do you like those blooming onions they serve at restaurants?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/23/06 at 12:23 pm
(today a distraught man jumped into the harbor with his 6-month old baby. my office window looks out at the water and we saw the whole rescue.)
Annoying co-worker: What the hell is wrong with that guy? A little baby? Doesn't he know how cold that water is? You can't survive in that on a day like to day. What is he thinking? He's going to kill that baby! You can't swim in there! Cold water can kill you instantly!
this goes on and on in a Parrot-pitched whine for 10 minutes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/23/06 at 12:24 pm
(today a distraught man jumped into the harbor with his 6-month old baby. my office window looks out at the water and we saw the whole rescue.)
Annoying co-worker: What the hell is wrong with that guy? A little baby? Doesn't he know how cold that water is? You can't survive in that on a day like to day. What is he thinking? He's going to kill that baby! You can't swim in there! Cold water can kill you instantly!
this goes on and on in a Parrot-pitched whine for 10 minutes.
Maybe you should have suggested your co-worker go jump in and find out the appeal.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/23/06 at 1:04 pm
Maybe you should have suggested your co-worker go jump in and find out the appeal.
no kidding!!!
always the stupidest, most obvious comments..thing is, she really doesn't understand.
dope.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/23/06 at 1:14 pm
no kidding!!!
always the stupidest, most obvious comments..thing is, she really doesn't understand.
dope.
Look...
I don't mind Terminating annoying people, but you've got to slow down. There's only so much me and the dog can do in a short space of time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/23/06 at 1:44 pm
Look...
I don't mind Terminating annoying people, but you've got to slow down. There's only so much me and the dog can do in a short space of time.
I understand...but they're not going anywyere soon...they will annoy themselves in to the grave.
and i appreciate all you've done for me in the past.
the hen will be on the altar tonight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/23/06 at 1:46 pm
I understand...but they're not going anywyere soon...they will annoy themselves in to the grave.
and i appreciate all you've done for me in the past.
the hen will be on the altar tonight.
Remember, the giant swastika must be drawn in the blood of a virgin. So you're gonna have to go uptown..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/23/06 at 2:26 pm
dude, that made me wanna hurl. :P
Erin,I didn't find anything that was disturbing on there. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/23/06 at 2:55 pm
Erin,I didn't find anything that was disturbing on there. ???
The sperm cells, maybe?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/23/06 at 3:09 pm
The sperm cells, maybe?
I didn't see anything TG
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/23/06 at 6:19 pm
The sperm cells, maybe?
yep...I don't like seeing sperm cells, they disgust me! ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/06 at 6:26 pm
yep...I don't like seeing sperm cells, they disgust me! ;D :D
Well, shoot... That kinda reverses the whole way humans function.
You truly are different... 8) hehe, I'm wearing sunglasses.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/23/06 at 6:29 pm
Well, shoot... That kinda reverses the whole way humans function.
You truly are different... 8) hehe, I'm wearing sunglasses.
yes...I am rather...different...;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/23/06 at 6:49 pm
Well, shoot... That kinda reverses the whole way humans function.
The standard human function involves pleasuring at the image of sperm cells?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/06 at 7:06 pm
The standard human function involves pleasuring at the image of sperm cells?
Well... You're supposed to like Sperm cells so you can reproduce, yes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/23/06 at 8:02 pm
Well... You're supposed to like Sperm cells so you can reproduce, yes.
No, you're supposed to like the saix.. not necessarily the products of it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/06 at 8:03 pm
No, you're supposed to like the saix.. not necessarily the products of it.
Ha, whatever Tubeway General :P
Gotta love that Smarterchild!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/23/06 at 9:24 pm
Well... You're supposed to like Sperm cells so you can reproduce, yes.
Tell me, Dominic.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/exp_human002.jpg
Does this turn you on?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/06 at 10:11 pm
Tell me, Dominic.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/exp_human002.jpg
Does this turn you on?
I.. can't stop looking.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/24/06 at 12:20 am
Marsh says: I looked up asexuality on Wikipedia
Marsh says: Famous asexuals
--B e t h--..says: http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Marsh says: George Washington Carver
Marsh says: http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gifhttp://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gifhttp://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Marsh says: THE PEANUT BUTTER GUY DOESN'T LIKE THE SAIX?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 4:55 am
(today a distraught man jumped into the harbor with his 6-month old baby. my office window looks out at the water and we saw the whole rescue.)
Annoying co-worker: What the hell is wrong with that guy? A little baby? Doesn't he know how cold that water is? You can't survive in that on a day like to day. What is he thinking? He's going to kill that baby! You can't swim in there! Cold water can kill you instantly!
this goes on and on in a Parrot-pitched whine for 10 minutes.
ha! that's not a human being. that's some kind of android psyop weapon.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/24/06 at 9:48 am
ha! that's not a human being. that's some kind of android psyop weapon.
I"m going to put my "greetings from tallahassee" magnet on her back when she's not looking in hopes of wiping her hard drive.
AND TODAY!!!!!
(back story- a man slashed his wife's face and jumped into ny harbor with his 6 month old child..we can all deduce that he was NOT going for a swim.)
She is reading about this in the paper.
(edith bunker while...dogs outside howling as a result): he let go? how can he let go of the baby?
doesn't he know it wil get killed...it will die! how do you go in the water..when you're in how do you let go?!!!
Stupid.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 3:29 pm
yep...I don't like seeing sperm cells, they disgust me! ;D :D
Do you like seeing sperm,in general?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/24/06 at 3:36 pm
Sperm? Why wasn't I informed about this conversation. Oh, wait... nevermind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/24/06 at 3:48 pm
Sperm? Why wasn't I informed about this conversation. Oh, wait... nevermind.
'Sperm-sense is tingling'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 3:51 pm
Sperm? Why wasn't I informed about this conversation. Oh, wait... nevermind.
Nobody told you about the sperm story? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/24/06 at 4:38 pm
'Sperm-sense is tingling'
That sounds like the precursor to an orgasm.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/06 at 4:57 pm
That sounds like the precursor to an orgasm.
Yes, and now Marsh, you must yell that every time you're about to have one!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/24/06 at 4:58 pm
Yes, and now Marsh, you must yell that every time you're about to have one!
.. a deathly silence descends over Alabama..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/24/06 at 5:34 pm
Yes, and now Marsh, you must yell that every time you're about to have one!
I'm actually quite satisfied with a simple "Olly Olly Oxen Free".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 03/24/06 at 6:49 pm
Tonight while I'm cooking dinner my daughter yells from the living room to come and look at a videoshe's watching on the computer
Her: Look at the guy in this band we saw last night, isn't he hot?
Me: (staring at the monitor) How old is this guy?
Her: I don't know, isn't he hot? He's so tall and look at those tight pants and his hair, and. . . .isn't he sooooo hot?
Me: So is he over 18?
Her: Probably about 20 something
Me: I'm too old to be thinking these thoughts. . . . unless of course he's over 21. . . . is he? Because if he is, yeah he's pretty d@mn hot! (hubby just rolls his eyes and shakes his head) :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/06 at 7:10 pm
To paraphrase, since I don't remember exactly.. We were talking about forming a band with people we talk to online.
"We need Marsh's sex appeal. But we have to tell his mom the devil moved to Georgia to get them to move up here." - Andrew.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/24/06 at 9:15 pm
Telekon Palmcorder Gentleman says:
Your toilet is really shiny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 9:20 pm
Telekon Palmcorder Gentleman says:
Your toilet is really shiny.
;D Knew it was coming.
Telekon Palmcorder Gentleman says:
So, we just killed him.
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
and I wear a beanie and stare at the ground?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 9:29 pm
Earlier at the movies:
Me: Holy sh-t, are they making out while the ghost is chasing them? They're gonna get killed!
Plante: Do the sex! Do the sex! MAKE SEX!
Girl that wouldn't stop eye-raping me the whole movie: Did you just say "Do the sex"?
Plante: They've got at least, what 90 seconds till the ghost shows up again..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 9:39 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I was talking about how I'd have to survive on an island, humping leaves..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/06 at 10:19 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...no.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 10:31 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: I just have this fear of making out with strangers who look like they want to tie me to their bed and rape me for 3 days non-stop.
AvanteGardeBlue: Although that does sound undeniably sexy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/06 at 10:31 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: I just have this fear of making out with strangers who look like they want to tie me to their bed and rape me for 3 days non-stop.
AvanteGardeBlue: Although that does sound undeniably sexy.
You've got a girlfriend!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 10:49 pm
.. a deathly silence descends over Alabama..
that deathly silence is always there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/24/06 at 10:51 pm
that deathly silence is always there.
The deathly silence will forever reign.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 10:53 pm
The deathly silence will forever reign.
they saw the dirty picture of the locusts.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/24/06 at 10:53 pm
they saw the dirty picture of the locusts.
If they did.. Tia get's it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 10:55 pm
If they did.. Tia get's it.
unhand her, you brute.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 10:56 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/NoPantsATALL.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 11:18 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/NoPantsATALL.jpg
now THAT's funny!
anyone ever tell you you kinda look like beck?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/25/06 at 1:32 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
PIZZA!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
CHEESE
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/06 at 8:29 am
now THAT's funny!
anyone ever tell you you kinda look like beck?
Well that's not him, but yes, people say the person in that pic (Strawberry Fields Forever) that he looks like Beck...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/25/06 at 9:31 pm
Telekon Cocaine Socialist says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
her very first true love is holding her close and for a moment she isn't scared... says:
SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-E
Telekon Cocaine Socialist says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Telekon Cocaine Socialist says:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
her very first true love is holding her close and for a moment she isn't scared... says:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?
Telekon Cocaine Socialist says:
I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/25/06 at 11:34 pm
My mom: Our little boy is growing up..! He's eating tomatoes and growing a moustache!
I was eating a sandwich with tomatoes on it, and I used to always take the tomatoes off. :P
The moustache part was random though. That's why it sounded funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/06 at 11:36 pm
My mom: Our little boy is growing up..! He's eating tomatoes and growing a moustache!
I was eating a sandwich with tomatoes on it, and I used to always take the tomatoes off. :P
The moustache part was random though. That's why it sounded funny.
I hate that line "our little boy is growing up..!"
.. Aren't we always growing until the age 40 where we shrink?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/25/06 at 11:43 pm
I hate that line "our little boy is growing up..!"
.. Aren't we always growing until the age 40 where we shrink?
We shrink eventually, very gradually.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/25/06 at 11:46 pm
We shrink eventually, very gradually.
that's very true. My grandma was like a little over 5 feet tall at one time, now she is like 4'10" :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/06 at 11:55 pm
that's very true. My grandma was like a little over 5 feet tall at one time, now she is like 4'10" :o
Maybe you just grew since then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/25/06 at 11:58 pm
Maybe you just grew since then.
I have grown a bit...but I am only about 5'2"...so I will probably be one of those 4'10" old ladies someday! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/26/06 at 12:54 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I have ways of making you REALLY horny!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/26/06 at 12:55 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I have ways of making you REALLY horny!
Omfg, OUT OF CONTEXT AGAIN..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/26/06 at 11:36 am
I have grown a bit...but I am only about 5'2"...so I will probably be one of those 4'10" old ladies someday! ;)
I know... You know, you're starting to sound just like Beth!
The good news is, you're not alone. You see, almost every girl I know is within two inches of your height. Last year, it seemed like EVERYBODY was 5'2", or less! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/26/06 at 11:47 am
I know... You know, you're starting to sound just like Beth!
The good news is, you're not alone. You see, almost every girl I know is within two inches of your height. Last year, it seemed like EVERYBODY was 5'2", or less! :o
That's because they're all 13 or 14 years old... ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/26/06 at 12:12 pm
That's because they're all 13 or 14 years old... ;D
Shhhh... I'm trying to make them feel better!
Believe me, most of them have gone through their growth spurts...
This one girl must be.. like... 4'5".. She's been since three years ago at least!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/26/06 at 5:13 pm
This one girl must be.. like... 4'5".. She's been since three years ago at least!
I know someone like that.. she hasn't grown in years.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/26/06 at 7:07 pm
Little girl from next door...
"umm..I walked up to the dog and i thought she had a bone and then it moved and I don't kow if it's a rat or what. I thought I should tell you."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/26/06 at 8:45 pm
Shhhh... I'm trying to make them feel better!
Believe me, most of them have gone through their growth spurts...
This one girl must be.. like... 4'5".. She's been since three years ago at least!
lol...thanks for trying to make me feel better, beings that I am vertically challanged! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/26/06 at 11:02 pm
Who Do This Be?
also, when I was little, before I knew what I was doing.. I stole a book with a cat's face sticking out It was a cute book
Carpe Noctem says:
... You... stole a lot of crap.
Carpe Noctem says:
You little klepto
Who Do This Be? says:
yes
Who Do This Be? says:
and I only kept one thing
Who Do This Be? says:
the book
Who Do This Be? says:
which I gave to goodwill recently...
Carpe Noctem says:
Oh, that's real nice, "Here, Goodwill, have my STOLEN MERCHANDISE!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/27/06 at 4:02 am
Little girl from next door...
"umm..I walked up to the dog and i thought she had a bone and then it moved and I don't kow if it's a rat or what. I thought I should tell you."
HAHA! love it. i can picture it.
sounds like bode's kickin' a and takin' names, yes?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/27/06 at 8:39 am
HAHA! love it. i can picture it.
sounds like bode's kickin' a and takin' names, yes?
Nature's perfect warrior.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/27/06 at 4:22 pm
Robin talking to her friend on her cell phone last night:
"Hi Maria,Could I call you back later,I'm busy with my boyfriend right now". ::) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/27/06 at 7:35 pm
Omfg, OUT OF CONTEXT AGAIN..!
Okay... so... what context is that TO BE taken it?
Anyway, from the other day...
Me: DUDE! I just had two dude moments! SIMULTANEOUSLY! And neither other party was a dude! This must be what SEX feels like!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/27/06 at 10:14 pm
Me: DUDE! I just had two dude moments! SIMULTANEOUSLY! And neither other party was a dude! This must be what SEX feels like!
Wait...I don't get that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/28/06 at 10:09 am
Nature's perfect warrior.
it's even funnier picturing some whippersnapper girl-scout brownie recounting this gruesome scene.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/28/06 at 10:12 am
it's even funnier picturing some whippersnapper girl-scout brownie recounting this gruesome scene.
Another good quote from her was yesterday:
Hi Karen! Any dead rodents today? (while skipping up to me)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/28/06 at 11:39 am
Nobody told you about the sperm story? ;D
Actually, you didn't get the joke, did you? :o
It was a way of saying that I give out too much info and stuff. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/28/06 at 1:55 pm
Wait...I don't get that.
I'll explain on MSN sometime.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/28/06 at 3:45 pm
Actually, you didn't get the joke, did you? :o
It was a way of saying that I give out too much info and stuff. :o
Oh so you give out too much sperm? :o ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/28/06 at 3:47 pm
Oh so you give out too much sperm? :o ;D
In my teens, oh look at what you made me say!!!! ::) :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/28/06 at 4:11 pm
In my teens, oh look at what you made me say!!!! ::) :-[
I made you say that? :o ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/28/06 at 4:43 pm
Wait...I don't get that.
Same... here...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/28/06 at 6:46 pm
Same... here...
I'll have to explain to you.. but Dude Moments are the most awesome feeling ever.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/28/06 at 7:01 pm
I'll have to explain to you.. but Dude Moments are the most awesome feeling ever.
Ew...I just got an idea....but...no...that can't be it...
Especially not simultaneously.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/28/06 at 7:09 pm
Ew...I just got an idea....but...no...that can't be it...
Especially not simultaneously.
You obviously don't get how awesome they are...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/28/06 at 7:14 pm
You obviously don't get how awesome they are...
You two came simultaneously in each others company..
..You're gonna have to explain this one because that's what it sounds like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/28/06 at 7:15 pm
You two came simultaneously in each others company..
..You're gonna have to explain this one because that's what it sounds like.
those moments are beautiful, but they're over so quickly...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/28/06 at 7:20 pm
You two came simultaneously in each others company..
..You're gonna have to explain this one because that's what it sounds like.
Well, as long as somebody else said it first, yep, I'm pretty sure that's what the majority of us were thinking, Mr. General...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/28/06 at 7:20 pm
You two came simultaneously in each others company..
..You're gonna have to explain this one because that's what it sounds like.
Okay.. a dude moment is a moment in which some crazy, ironic, or otherwise kickass thing happens.. the two parties look at each other, but no words are necessary... but if they were, the words would be simply: "Dude..."
A few examples:
1. You're in a grocery store, and you fart really loud and long. The only guy around is some random clerk, stocking a shelf or something.. then, a few minutes later, an old lady walks up and is all like "Ewww, what's that smell?".. you and the clerk, having never met before, look at each other, you both know what the f--k's up.
2. You and some other guy are walking.. it doesn't matter your relationship to that person, you may not even know them.. but all the sudden, this attractive female walks in front of both of you.. again, the usual eye meet, and there's usually a big-ass grin coming from both parties.
Does it make any sense?
See, in my situation, I had a dude moment with two people at the same time, neither of which were dudes.. they were both girls.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/28/06 at 7:21 pm
Well, as long as somebody else said it first, yep, I'm pretty sure that's what the majority of us were thinking, Mr. General...
jah vohl, mein heir, mein kommandant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/28/06 at 9:55 pm
those moments are beautiful, but they're over so quickly...
..we have to have tea again.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/29/06 at 8:18 am
More from the lovely lady sitting next to me!!!!!
"the lady at the nail place, she's korean, you know, they all are...and she says they don't eat at
chinese restaurants here ..she said they cook american not chinese but i' guess its' good enough her family is korean
so they opened a nice oriental supermarket...but who knows how to cook that stuff?! what is anyone going to do with that?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/29/06 at 9:17 am
More from the lovely lady sitting next to me!!!!!
"the lady at the nail place, she's korean, you know, they all are...and she says they don't eat at
chinese restaurants here ..she said they cook american not chinese but i' guess its' good enough her family is korean
so they opened a nice oriental supermarket...but who knows how to cook that stuff?! what is anyone going to do with that?"
PLEASE! I BEG! I'll not only do it for free, I'll pay you to let me take her out of the gene pool.
LET ME TERMINATE HER!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 03/29/06 at 9:18 am
*shakes head in dismay*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/29/06 at 10:34 am
PLEASE! I BEG! I'll not only do it for free, I'll pay you to let me take her out of the gene pool.
LET ME TERMINATE HER!
It would really brighten up my day, when the attendance sheets get handed out, that the HR person tells me sh'es missing and won't be back.
I'll give you my first born male child.
KK
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/29/06 at 12:38 pm
It would really brighten up my day, when the attendance sheets get handed out, that the HR person tells me sh'es missing and won't be back.
I'll give you my first born male child.
KK
The aryan race shall benefit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/29/06 at 2:05 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/WHOMFGHATSJPEG.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/29/06 at 2:07 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/WHOMFGHATSJPEG.jpg
LMFAO!!! ;D ;D ;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/29/06 at 4:20 pm
"You And I have to get married by next year".
Robin telling me on Sunday when we want to make out alone,We might want to consider to get our own apartment.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/29/06 at 4:21 pm
"You And I have to get married by next year".
Robin telling me on Sunday when we want to make out and we have to get our own apartment.
lol.
"make out" = "move out"?
you've really seriously got it on the brain, yo. i thought I was bad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/29/06 at 4:30 pm
I.. I didn't know what else to respond to all of that with. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/29/06 at 4:32 pm
I.. I didn't know what else to respond to all of that with. ;D
Hey, kudos for being the first person in a while who was able to make me laugh so loudly my mam shouted up for me to be quiet! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/29/06 at 4:50 pm
lol.
"make out" = "move out"?
you've really seriously got it on the brain, yo. i thought I was bad.
We've been making out in her Parents house so much that we need to get our own apartment,Tia.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/29/06 at 11:06 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/WHOMFGHATSJPEG.jpg
So Beth made all of those... but she only used two...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/30/06 at 4:50 am
So Beth made all of those... but she only used two...
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/BananaDance.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/30/06 at 4:52 am
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/BananaDance.gif
WTF?! I have absolutely no idea what's going on here... this image is very odd, almost disturbing... and yet so damn happy. Not sure I've seen anything that's ever puzzled me quite this much.
Applause for posting it. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/30/06 at 8:53 am
In meeting:
Clerk 1: ...are these numbers accurate? Should we stick with these totals?
Clerk 2: ...no! higher!
Clerk 1.: ...*high-pitched voice* Should we stick with these totals?
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heeeeeeheeeeeeee
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/30/06 at 9:07 am
In meeting:
Clerk 1: ...are these numbers accurate? Should we stick with these totals?
Clerk 2: ...no! higher!
Clerk 1.: ...*high-pitched voice* Should we stick with these totals?
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heeeeeeheeeeeeee
The old ones are the best!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/30/06 at 9:31 am
my friend after we got lost on our walk at the military base and having to jump a fence to the shore in order to find our way home...
Hey, here's the beach! *reads sign* like I like my sex...unprotected..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/30/06 at 2:21 pm
WTF?! I have absolutely no idea what's going on here... this image is very odd, almost disturbing... and yet so damn happy. Not sure I've seen anything that's ever puzzled me quite this much.
Applause for posting it. ;)
Glad you enjoyed it.. it's another of those "I don't know what to post to respond" pics.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/30/06 at 3:07 pm
I made you say that? :o ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Well, I wouldn't have said it if you didn't ask. :D :D :D :D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/30/06 at 3:09 pm
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Well, I wouldn't have said it if you didn't ask. :D :D :D :D :D
Ask you what? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/30/06 at 3:12 pm
Ask you what? ???
About the giving out too much sperm!!!!!!!! :D ;D ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/30/06 at 3:13 pm
About the giving out too much sperm!!!!!!!! :D ;D ::)
Did you do what I said? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/30/06 at 3:20 pm
Did you do what I said? ;D
::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/30/06 at 6:45 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/ThatSucked.bmp
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/30/06 at 8:31 pm
there is a house up our block with about 7 crazed german shephards inside.
this is a conversation with the owner.
me: you can't have much room in there.
him: i have a bullmastiff at home
me: at home? you don't live here?
him: no
me; this is a two-story dog house?
him: yup.
creepy
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/30/06 at 8:39 pm
there is a house up our block with about 7 crazed german shephards inside.
this is a conversation with the owner.
me: you can't have much room in there.
him: i have a bullmastiff at home
me: at home? you don't live here?
him: no
me; this is a two-story dog house?
him: yup.
creepy
the health department recently shut down this old lady near where i live who had exactly three hundred and three cats in her house. her trash cans were filled with dead cats, great heaving gobs of filthy kitty litter, and old, hardened cat food. it was GROSS! i felt bad for her, she had OCD or something, compulsive hoarding.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/30/06 at 8:47 pm
the health department recently shut down this old lady near where i live who had exactly three hundred and three cats in her house. her trash cans were filled with dead cats, great heaving gobs of filthy kitty litter, and old, hardened cat food. it was GROSS! i felt bad for her, she had OCD or something, compulsive hoarding.
Cat owners are disgusting. Cats in general are disgusting.. doing their sinful business inside.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/30/06 at 10:46 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Yeah, well I have to look at your cat's massive ball.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/31/06 at 9:24 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Yeah, well I have to look at your cat's massive ball.
My point proven.. cats are revolting.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/31/06 at 9:43 am
the health department recently shut down this old lady near where i live who had exactly three hundred and three cats in her house. her trash cans were filled with dead cats, great heaving gobs of filthy kitty litter, and old, hardened cat food. it was GROSS! i felt bad for her, she had OCD or something, compulsive hoarding.
oh....*cringe*...her trash cans were filled with dead cats...
did I mention that by my office the chinese restaurant is right next to the animal hospital?
she should hook up with them.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/31/06 at 11:42 am
oh....*cringe*...her trash cans were filled with dead cats...
did I mention that by my office the chinese restaurant is right next to the animal hospital?
she should hook up with them.
That's no accident.
You better keep Bode indoors.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:04 pm
Cat owners are disgusting. Cats in general are disgusting.. doing their sinful business inside.
What's wrong with cats these days?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/31/06 at 3:12 pm
What's wrong with cats these days?
I KNOW! They used to behave, now they're all "Well, we're gonna crap inside." I agree with you Howard, cat's should be banned from being.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:33 pm
I KNOW! They used to behave, now they're all "Well, we're gonna crap inside." I agree with you Howard, cat's should be banned from being.
What about pigeons? :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 03/31/06 at 3:36 pm
What about pigeons? :P
and squirrels, double yuk :P :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:40 pm
and squirrels, double yuk :P :P
I'd catch a pigeon but they fly away too fast for me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/31/06 at 5:57 pm
I'm gonna quote myself because I'm such an arrogant bastard:
"White ipods can't jump."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 5:47 pm
The other day, between my dad and mom:
Dad: Haha, Trina's a homo!
Mom: Wait, what? How can I be gay? I like men.
Dad: Case and point.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 5:49 pm
A rather worrying comment exchanged between a young couple who came into the shop tonight:
Girl: (to boy) You smell like a condom...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/01/06 at 6:09 pm
Cat owners are disgusting. Cats in general are disgusting.. doing their sinful business inside.
:\'( :\'( :\'(
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 04/01/06 at 6:11 pm
:\'( :\'( :\'(
Cat
Aww, no tears, now. I'm sure there's an exception made for catwomen!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/01/06 at 6:14 pm
Aww, no tears, now. I'm sure there's an exception made for catwomen!
Thanks. Applause for that.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/06 at 6:18 pm
He has no support for those accusations.
I asked him about it. Just says they do nothing... pft
Cats rule the wold! 'Tis true...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/01/06 at 6:23 pm
He has no support for those accusations.
I asked him about it. Just says they do nothing... pft
Cats rule the wold! 'Tis true...
Yup. Cats rule and dogs drool.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/06 at 6:26 pm
Yup. Cats rule and dogs drool.
Cat
Literally! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 9:07 pm
Yup. Cats rule and dogs drool.
Cat
I second that! Cat owners ROCK!!! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 9:12 pm
Yup. Cats rule and dogs drool.
Well, dogs certainly do drool a lot.. it's cause they're always hungry.
I saw comedian who said "I don't like dogs, they do whatever you want. Try telling a cat to sit. He'll be like.. "..... I'mma start tearin' up these curtains till you learn who runs sh-t around here! And put some food in my motherf--kin' bowl!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 9:17 pm
Well, dogs certainly do drool a lot.. it's cause they're always hungry.
I saw comedian who said "I don't like dogs, they do whatever you want. Try telling a cat to sit. He'll be like.. "..... I'mma start tearin' up these curtains till you learn who runs sh-t around here! And put some food in my motherf--kin' bowl!"
lol..that's funny! ;)
A very cute story concerning feeding a cat...
last night I was in the kitchen and my one cat, Anna was following me around. I knew that they needed fed, and I was getting to it...but she just kept on following me around. Finally she goes over to the cupboard where we keep their container of cat food, takes her paw and literally opens the door, climbs in the cupboard and starts meowing.....it was hilarious! Needless to say, I fed them right away after all of that effort! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 9:24 pm
last night I was in the kitchen and my one cat, Anna was following me around. I knew that they needed fed, and I was getting to it...but she just kept on following me around. Finally she goes over to the cupboard where we keep their container of cat food, takes her paw and literally opens the door, climbs in the cupboard and starts meowing.....it was hilarious! Needless to say, I fed them right away after all of that effort! ;) ;D
Our dog will notice you're going to the basement (his food is kept at the top of the flight of stairs that leads to the basement), knock you over, open the thing with his nose, and eat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 9:29 pm
Our dog will notice you're going to the basement (his food is kept at the top of the flight of stairs that leads to the basement), knock you over, open the thing with his nose, and eat.
habits of animals are so funny! It's amazing what they know exactly to do in situations like those.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 9:31 pm
habits of animals are so funny! It's amazing what they know exactly to do in situations like those.
Yes, it is... however, it's also a bit scary how much of an evil genius my dog is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 9:34 pm
Yes, it is... however, it's also a bit scary how much of an evil genius my dog is.
;D I often wonder what they are thinking sometimes...like when they just stare at you with their head slightly tilted to the side... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 9:40 pm
;D I often wonder what they are thinking sometimes...like when they just stare at you with their head slightly tilted to the side... :D
My dog tilted his head to the side so far one time, trying to look cute, he fell over. ;D
I wonder what he's thinking.. but I don't like to think about it, cause it's probably scary.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 10:52 pm
Tonight as I was putting Vaughn to bed, I had told him a story and he was getting ready to go to sleep.
Vaughn: (looks up at wall) Can you get rid of that little piece of fuzz?
Me: Where?
Vaughn: up there.
Me: I can't even see anything....oh wait, it's moving...it's not fuzz, it's a spider!! :D
Vaughn: (starts laughing)
Me: Hang on, I will get rid of it (proceeds to get a tissue, grabs the spider and flushes it down the toilet)...OK Vaughn, I got it...it is down the toilet.
Vaughn: it is the daddy spider....and he is going home to his family
Me: (about to cry)...um....ya
Vaughn: But...why did it go down the toilet?
Me: Well...that's where the spider lives, it likes places that are dark
Vaughn: Can I go down the toilet?
Me: No, you are not a spider....good-night Vaughn
Vaughn: Goodnight.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/01/06 at 11:25 pm
Julie: "So, do you errr, like movies and things."
Me: "Well that all depends."
Julie: "On what?"
Me: "Well, on what kind of movie it is."
Julie: "So what kind of movies do you like."
Me: "That all depends as well"
Julie: "Oh right then, errr, are there any you'd like to see?"
Me: "No, not really."
Julie: "Ah, Ok, Oh, well, I'll speak to you later."
hehehehe, she has the hots for me, I wanted to be difficult.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 04/01/06 at 11:44 pm
Le sigh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 11:45 pm
Le sigh.
A NON-forum quote worth posting. I think ... NOT!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/03/06 at 4:45 pm
"Howard,you're the best kisser".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/03/06 at 5:19 pm
Tonight as I was putting Vaughn to bed, I had told him a story and he was getting ready to go to sleep.
Vaughn: (looks up at wall) Can you get rid of that little piece of fuzz?
Me: Where?
Vaughn: up there.
Me: I can't even see anything....oh wait, it's moving...it's not fuzz, it's a spider!! :D
Vaughn: (starts laughing)
Me: Hang on, I will get rid of it (proceeds to get a tissue, grabs the spider and flushes it down the toilet)...OK Vaughn, I got it...it is down the toilet.
Vaughn: it is the daddy spider....and he is going home to his family
Me: (about to cry)...um....ya
Vaughn: But...why did it go down the toilet?
Me: Well...that's where the spider lives, it likes places that are dark
Vaughn: Can I go down the toilet?
Me: No, you are not a spider....good-night Vaughn
Vaughn: Goodnight.
;D ;D ;D ;D
;D That made me laugh.
APPLAUSE!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/03/06 at 5:21 pm
"Howard,you're the best kisser".
DID YOUR MOM SAY THAT?! :D
No, I'm just kidding.. I know who did. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/03/06 at 6:20 pm
No, I'm just kidding.. I know who did. :)
That's right.. it was me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/03/06 at 11:25 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
My dad has to get up at five in the morning to go to work
DominEl says:
YEAH?! MY MOM DOES TOO AND SHE GOES TO BED AT 11!!!111
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
My dad could beat up your mom.
DominEl says:
I DOUBT THAT
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/03/06 at 11:59 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
My dad has to get up at five in the morning to go to work
DominEl says:
YEAH?! MY MOM DOES TOO AND SHE GOES TO BED AT 11!!!111
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
My dad could beat up your mom.
DominEl says:
I DOUBT THAT
It's true! She works out!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/04/06 at 12:01 pm
God is one of those self hating Jews.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/04/06 at 4:53 pm
That's right.. it was me.
NO TG,It was someone else,My significant other. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/04/06 at 5:10 pm
NO TG,It was someone else,My significant other. ;)
Sure about that? He's been told he does look a lot like Robin, yanno.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/04/06 at 5:11 pm
Sure about that? He's been told he does look a lot like Robin, yanno.
And I believe he was in the New York area, at the time..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/04/06 at 5:11 pm
Sure about that? He's been told he does look a lot like Robin, yanno.
No Not a bit
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/04/06 at 8:56 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...do you have any other friends on MSN yeT?
yaaaaarrggg says:
No.
yaaaaarrggg says:
But there's this show on CSPAN
yaaaaarrggg says:
about child pornagraphy
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 04/05/06 at 11:47 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I am a man..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/05/06 at 11:52 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I am a man..!
I KNEW IT!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/06/06 at 3:03 pm
I KNEW IT!
After all those times fellating her, it makes sense now, doesn't it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/06/06 at 7:26 pm
Me: I mean, I think it's quite possible to love multiple people. You can hate many people.. you can feel friendship to many people.. why not romantic love?
Brett: Love? What are you, gay? Ewwwwww...
Me: Oh, you can't be that heartless.
Brett: And you can't be that GAY.
Me: Man, shut the f--k up!
Brett: Said the FAG!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/06/06 at 8:56 pm
Me: I mean, I think it's quite possible to love multiple people. You can hate many people.. you can feel friendship to many people.. why not romantic love?
Brett: Love? What are you, gay? Ewwwwww...
Me: Oh, you can't be that heartless.
Brett: And you can't be that GAY.
Me: Man, shut the f--k up!
Brett: Said the FAG!
Brett totally smoked your ass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/06/06 at 9:21 pm
Me: You know, Beck is a Scientologist.
My mom: Ugh...what in the world has gotten into her?
Me: ..."he"...
My mom: Wait, what did you say?
Me: Beck is a Scientologist.
My mom: Oh, I thought you said Beth.
Yes, she was thinking of the same one...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/07/06 at 2:21 pm
Me: You know, Beck is a Scientologist.
My mom: Ugh...what in the world has gotten into her?
Me: ..."he"...
My mom: Wait, what did you say?
Me: Beck is a Scientologist.
My mom: Oh, I thought you said Beth.
I was deeply hurt when I found out Beck was a Scientologist.. I was like "Awww, Beck.. why?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/07/06 at 2:47 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I am a man..!
What drizzle is he referring to?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/07/06 at 6:41 pm
What drizzle is he referring to?
...
That's me, Howard. That's my name on MSN. It deals with Elliott Smith.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/07/06 at 8:48 pm
"i don't have a violent bone in my body.
"okay, i do, however, have a violent bone ON my body."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/08/06 at 5:29 pm
Quote:
That's why older women are da sheeeet, mang! Just imagine,......take what you're thinking, make it three times as depraved, add a feather, and you've almost got what they're thinking.
(it's true!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/08/06 at 6:51 pm
Quote:
That's why older women are da sheeeet, mang! Just imagine,......take what you're thinking, make it three times as depraved, add a feather, and you've almost got what they're thinking.
(it's true!)
man, whoever said that should get with whoever said the violent bone thing. sounds like a match made in heaven.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/08/06 at 6:52 pm
man, whoever said that should get with whoever said the violent bone thing. sounds like a match made in heaven.
inthe00s dating service!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/08/06 at 8:50 pm
I have a lot from last night.. I'll explain when I get back.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/08/06 at 9:34 pm
Today, at work..
Mother of Child: Steven, come over here quick! Aren't these the Star Wars figures you've been looking for?
Child: Yes! WOW!
Mother Of Child: And they're only $3..!
Child: Mom, can we get one? PLEASE?
Mother Of Child: ...Nnnnope! *grins and walks away*
Child: ... :o... :(... :\'(
Ha. So evil. I love it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/08/06 at 9:54 pm
Today, at work..
Child: Mom, can we get one? PLEASE?
Mother Of Child: ...Nnnnope! *grins and walks away*
Ha. So evil. I love it.
That is hysterical. I'll have to do that to my kids someday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/08/06 at 9:55 pm
"Stop watching the Disney Channel, Mom."
(My 16 y.o. son after I tried to talk to him about sex).
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/08/06 at 9:59 pm
"Stop watching the Disney Channel, Mom."
(My 16 y.o. son after I tried to talk to him about sex).
You really should.
Heee heeee! I love those kids!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/08/06 at 10:10 pm
Today, at work..
Mother of Child: Steven, come over here quick! Aren't these the Star Wars figures you've been looking for?
Child: Yes! WOW!
Mother Of Child: And they're only $3..!
Child: Mom, can we get one? PLEASE?
Mother Of Child: ...Nnnnope! *grins and walks away*
Child: ... :o... :(... :\'(
Ha. So evil. I love it.
that is so cruel...I could never do that!! :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/09/06 at 7:20 am
inthe00s dating service!!
I hope Chucky comes up with that idea someday. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/09/06 at 11:39 am
Michelle - OK, if I was not a failure but a blank.
Me - winner?
Ron - Jerk?
Me - Asshole?
Ron - Crack whore?
Me - Laotian Tranny whore?
Ron - Ponderdog?
Michelle - Success, you fudgeing bastards.. Oh fudge i ruined it
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/09/06 at 11:46 am
From my sectional at the band-a-thon:
Ethan: Okay, so let me think... it's getting confusing. Andrew Clevenger's girlfriend sodomized him with a cucumber, which he ate afterwards?
Me: Yes.
Andrew Clevenger: Sounds right, but I really have to protest this whole..
Ethan: Irrelevant. *tells next guy in our row*
Josh: Did you say that Andrew Clevenger sodomized himself with something? *tells next guy*
Ethan: Crap... you realize this is somehow gonna get around the band, but not before somehow becoming "Ethan got sodomized by Andrew Clevenger's cucumber!" or something like that?
Me: Yep. Hey look, it's the co-father of my child!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/09/06 at 1:47 pm
"Little old lady got mutilated late last night"
W. Zevon
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/09/06 at 2:11 pm
Michelle - OK, if I was not a failure but a blank.
Me - winner?
Ron - Jerk?
Me - Ashcroft?
Ron - Crack whore?
Me - Laotian Tranny whore?
Ron - Ponderdog?
Michelle - Success, you fudging bastards.. Oh fudge i ruined it
ponderdog?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/09/06 at 11:33 pm
ponderdog?
Ok..
the game I just described.
One of the answers was Underdog..
Not over but.. blank dog.
Black is here to save the day.
PONDERDOG PONDERDOG! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/10/06 at 9:36 am
Today, at work..
Mother of Child: Steven, come over here quick! Aren't these the Star Wars figures you've been looking for?
Child: Yes! WOW!
Mother Of Child: And they're only $3..!
Child: Mom, can we get one? PLEASE?
Mother Of Child: ...Nnnnope! *grins and walks away*
Child: ... :o... :(... :\'(
Ha. So evil. I love it.
...
:\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/10/06 at 10:59 am
...
:\'(
;) :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/10/06 at 11:12 am
;) :D
If Marsh is supposed to be on vacation...
And he just posted that...
DOES THAT MEAN BETH HAS HIS PASSWORD?!! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/10/06 at 1:17 pm
If Marsh is supposed to be on vacation...
And he just posted that...
DOES THAT MEAN BETH HAS HIS PASSWORD?!! :D
Marsh was at the library, and I missed him :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/10/06 at 4:11 pm
"I just love your erotic massages". ;)
Robin last night when we made out. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/10/06 at 5:11 pm
the famous Alice doing a word-search puzzle at work..
"Zing? that's a word?! What is this, a chinese puzzle?!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 04/10/06 at 5:13 pm
the famous Alice doing a word-search puzzle at work..
"Zing? that's a word?! What is this, a chinese puzzle?!"
;D What a prize this one is...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/10/06 at 7:23 pm
We had an all-night band thing on Saturday.. for the times during breaks, my friend, Justin, set up a DDR thing on a TV with 2 Pads. This one girl had been playing all night. For the sake of the story, I have to inform you that she's fairly hot. But anyway... she'd been playing DDR for hours that night, and she'd played several matches against my friend, Brett. Today at lunch she talked to Brett:
Dannon (Yes, her name is Dannon): Dude! Dude!
Jeverly: Dude, Brett, that girl wants your attention.
Dannon: I can't remember your name right now, but I just wanted to tell you.. oh man, I'm STILL sore from the other night!
Everyone: *Long Pause*
Joey: Dude... score.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/10/06 at 9:11 pm
;D What a prize this one is...
I'm contemplating an Alice thread....she's an inexhaustible fount of sillyness.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/10/06 at 9:15 pm
A random passing comment from my 14 y.o.:
"I think farting's just another fad."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/10/06 at 10:21 pm
A random passing comment from my 14 y.o.:
"I think farting's just another fad."
Sounds like the boy needs a Visit from Uncle Lemmy Rockmister.
I'll teach him about the etiquette of farting.
Don't do it in front of a lady..
.. wait until she goes out and do it on her pillow.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/10/06 at 11:50 pm
.. wait until she goes out and do it on her pillow.
Just what my boys need....a wise male role model ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/11/06 at 8:14 am
Just what my boys need....a wise male role model ;D
Ask your sister.
She's actually begun to model herself on me, I've re-created the gender confusion situation.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/11/06 at 8:35 am
Ask your sister.
She's actually begun to model herself on me, I've re-created the gender confusion situation.
...which was bad enough in the 80s!!!!
I thought I was a gay british man. Now I think I'm a tall young man with a dsl connection and a pan-UK/midwest accent.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/11/06 at 9:02 am
...which was bad enough in the 80s!!!!
I thought I was a gay british man. Now I think I'm a tall young man with a dsl connection and a pan-UK/midwest accent.
Bahahahaha!! ;D At least you're only being one person at a time. I remember when you were the Beatles (all of them).
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/11/06 at 9:56 am
Bahahahaha!! ;D At least you're only being one person at a time. I remember when you were the Beatles (all of them).
My best friend says, "the only way we got through freshman year is Karen thought she was a gay Englishman and I thought I was a fat black woman."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/11/06 at 2:40 pm
Sounds like the boy needs a Visit from Uncle Lemmy Rockmister.
I'll teach him about the etiquette of farting.
Don't do it in front of a lady..
.. wait until she goes out and do it on her pillow.
You don't want her taking a whiff of it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/11/06 at 3:39 pm
You don't want her taking a whiff of it. ;D
You gotta grab her head and shove it under the duvet Howard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/11/06 at 3:40 pm
You gotta grab her head and shove it under the duvet Howard
I got to try that with Robin someday. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/11/06 at 3:52 pm
I got to try that with Robin someday. ;D
YOU MUST!
Women really appreciate it when you do a good one.
I'd advise you to start experimenting with an all Bean diet.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 04/11/06 at 4:01 pm
A random passing comment from my 14 y.o.:
"I think farting's just another fad."
That is so wierd, today my daughter said the dinner I cooked smelled like a fart :\'( ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/11/06 at 4:55 pm
That is so wierd, today my daughter said the dinner I cooked smelled like a fart :\'( ;D
Don't you hate it when your kids say that after you've cooked a meal? Or they walk up to the dinner table and say, "Ew. Is that what we're having for dinner??" (I would have put this in the "DYHIW" thread but it wouldn't have been in context).
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 04/11/06 at 5:02 pm
Don't you hate it when your kids say that after you've cooked a meal? Or they walk up to the dinner table and say, "Ew. Is that what we're having for dinner??" (I would have put this in the "DYHIW" thread but it wouldn't have been in context).
Yep, they just don't get it do they? Luckily it didn't taste like a fart ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/11/06 at 5:14 pm
You gotta grab her head and shove it under the duvet Howard
Well just check that technique will ya!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/12/06 at 3:18 pm
...and once again, the arrogant bastard will quote himself.
Me: (imitating British accent) I'm sorry, I'll have to get back to you; at the moment I have a bloody case of 'emmorhoids!
My mom: ;D
Me: A bloody case of 'emmorhoids!
My mom: ;D ;D Stop it! You're making my back hurt!
Me: At this very moment, I am hemmorhaging!
My mom: Stop! :\'(
Me: My bum is in agony!
...my mother had hurt her back the other night. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/12/06 at 4:05 pm
YOU MUST!
Women really appreciate it when you do a good one.
I'd advise you to start experimenting with an all Bean diet.
Would that also include meat products too? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 04/12/06 at 4:12 pm
...and once again, the arrogant bastard will quote himself.
Me: (imitating British accent) I'm sorry, I'll have to get back to you; at the moment I have a bloody case of 'emmorhoids!
My mom: ;D
Me: A bloody case of 'emmorhoids!
My mom: ;D ;D Stop it! You're making my back hurt!
Me: At this very moment, I am hemmorhaging!
My mom: Stop! :\'(
Me: My bum is in agony!
I'm sorry to hear about your mam's back, but that's pretty funny!
You'll have to record this 'imitation' one day so that we can all hear it ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/12/06 at 4:49 pm
Well just check that technique will ya!
Is it MY duvet or HER duvet? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/12/06 at 9:02 pm
Would that also include meat products too? ;D
Whatever it takes Howard, whatever it takes.
May I suggest you eat a lot of White Castle's.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/13/06 at 8:15 am
Whatever it takes Howard, whatever it takes.
May I suggest you eat a lot of White Castle's.
How many should I eat? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/13/06 at 8:28 am
How many should I eat? ;D
Buy one of those case dealies... 30 of 'em.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/13/06 at 8:32 am
Buy one of those case dealies... 30 of 'em.
That'll be some big gas.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/13/06 at 8:33 am
That'll be some big gas.
See if you can light it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/13/06 at 8:34 am
See if you can light it.
No I can't light it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/13/06 at 11:11 am
I was talking to DAK on MSN, and I told him I had to get ready for school. I came back about half an hour later to see this on my screen "Masturbator".
I don't know why, but this made me chuckle. :D
There ya goes, Michael... Your second (or third?) NON- Forum Quote!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/13/06 at 3:14 pm
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
Dude..
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
I'm making waffles. RIGHT NOW.
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
brb
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/13/06 at 3:26 pm
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
Dude..
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
I'm making waffles. RIGHT NOW.
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
brb
I did, and they were damn delicious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/13/06 at 3:49 pm
sitting in a brief meeting...all goes silent while we read a memo..
then, breaking the silence:
"who had broccoli?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/13/06 at 7:46 pm
DominEl says:
The Doors were considered for woodstock but it was feared that Jim Morrison would take off his pants.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/13/06 at 10:06 pm
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
My dream was that you and me rented an apartment together.. we were weird living together.. I was constantly bringing strange Latinos into the house and partying, and you were constantly wearing an apron and yelling at me and singing Flaming Lips songs..
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
Then Philip Eno showed up..
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
He was our landlord.
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
He told us Beth and Marsh had moved in upstairs.
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
We were angry they didn't tell us, so we decided, with the encouragement of my Latino friends, to kill them.
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
And we went up and Andy body-slammed us.
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
And we all just laughed..
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
I think I was dead, though.
DominEl says:
... you
DominEl says:
...
DominEl says:
are crazy
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
That's not what my Latino friends said.
DominEl says:
Hey... I'm latino
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
You were really whiny.. I mean, Christ, you were ALWAYS yelling at me.
DominEl says:
WHAT AM I TO YOU?!
DominEl says:
Sounds like fun
DominEl says:
When we're older, we should all move in together and force Marsh to get a good job to pay for us while we do our art
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
You were always like "You scratched Yoshimi! I didn't have that backed up!" or "Why is my Radiohead shirt on fire?"
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
And I was always like "PFFT."
DominEl says:
!!!!! Wow
DominEl says:
My liking Yoshimi really has an impact on you, huh?
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
Well, I scratched pretty much every album I didn't like.. and then my Latino friends ruined all the others.
Don Ampelio Telekon says:
I think at one point I ate a CD.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/13/06 at 10:08 pm
I'm serious, dude, you were bitchy. That's why my Latino friends hated you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/13/06 at 10:10 pm
Everybody hates me. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/13/06 at 10:11 pm
Everybody hates me. ::)
Naw, just me and my Latino friends. You get in our way.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/13/06 at 10:12 pm
Naw, just me and my Latino friends. You get in our way.
The whole world is you and latino friends?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/13/06 at 10:13 pm
The whole world is you and latino friends?
Pretty much, yeah.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/13/06 at 11:21 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Do more Mountain Goats, too!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/13/06 at 11:23 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Do more Mountain Goats, too!
Yeah! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/13/06 at 11:26 pm
Yeah! >:(
I only got so many hours in the day, son!
"She Wanted to Leave" took 2 days, 90 minutes each day. That's all the time I get. Though I may get a lot of time this weekend.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/14/06 at 1:11 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I noticed that old ladies are much more comfortable with whipping their clothes off.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 04/14/06 at 7:19 am
Mother's not in a very good mood...
Me: Happy Christmas!
Mam: Go upstairs and get out of my f*cking way before I knock your head off
:\'( :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/14/06 at 8:29 am
"She looks like the result of an orgy at a Benneton ad photo shoot!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/14/06 at 8:59 am
I take it back...new one..from the famous co-worker!
"the time clock is one minute faster than it used to be...someone changed it! it must have been changed because I've been one minute late every day since daylight savings time...a minute late every goddam day....(mumbles, walks away)"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/14/06 at 9:06 am
Mother's not in a very good mood...
Me: Happy Christmas!
Mam: Go upstairs and get out of my f*cking way before I knock your head off
:\'( :\'(
That's a sad story. :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/14/06 at 9:22 am
I take it back...new one..from the famous co-worker!
"the time clock is one minute faster than it used to be...someone changed it! it must have been changed because I've been one minute late every day since daylight savings time...a minute late every goddam day....(mumbles, walks away)"
i think she's finally coming unhinged. you should confess to setting it 59 seconds faster but plead ignorance regarding whoever changed it that additional second...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/14/06 at 9:50 am
i think she's finally coming unhinged. you should confess to setting it 59 seconds faster but plead ignorance regarding whoever changed it that additional second...
I wish I could do that thing where you take up the homes of someone's clothing and they think they're growing..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/14/06 at 10:12 am
I wish I could do that thing where you take up the homes of someone's clothing and they think they're growing..
You should send me her address, email address, and phone number. Did you ever follow google "electronic harassment"? you should electronically harass her. and subtly rearrange stuff on her desk whenever she's not there. Masquerade as her online and make lots of enemies for her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/14/06 at 10:40 am
You should send me her address, email address, and phone number. Did you ever follow google "electronic harassment"? you should electronically harass her. and subtly rearrange stuff on her desk whenever she's not there. Masquerade as her online and make lots of enemies for her.
It's the subtle stuff that's killer. 8)
I once read a story about a guy who almost drove his girlfriend crazy by subtley rearranging things. If she left a book out, he'd move the bookmark forward two pages. Or pour out half her coffee....she thought she was nuts and it was him all along.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/14/06 at 10:51 am
It's the subtle stuff that's killer. 8)
I once read a story about a guy who almost drove his girlfriend crazy by subtley rearranging things. If she left a book out, he'd move the bookmark forward two pages. Or pour out half her coffee....she thought she was nuts and it was him all along.
yeah, but she does all that stuff already! i have no recourse.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/14/06 at 11:20 am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/NoPantsATALL.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/14/06 at 12:12 pm
"A girl with breasts like mine, does NOT speak to men with a face like yours."
;D ;D Ouch!!
Quote from Hard Candy
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/14/06 at 1:09 pm
in a bar last night
Mike: Hey! Carl! Can i get you a drink?
Carl: Why, what do you need me to fix?
Mike: Nothing!
Carl: What happened to you computer?
Mike: (describes computer porblem)So can you fix it?
Carl: Yes
Mike: *pause* Will you fix it?
Carl: No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/14/06 at 2:55 pm
"A girl with breasts like mine, does NOT speak to men with a face like yours."
;D ;D Ouch!!
Quote from Hard Candy
If I said that I would've been slapped in the face. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 04/14/06 at 2:58 pm
If I said that I would've been slapped in the face. ;D
If you'd said that I think Marsh woulda reacted a bit harsher than a slap
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/14/06 at 2:58 pm
"It's 78 degrees outside but it feels like 77."
Huh? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/14/06 at 3:35 pm
If you'd said that I think Marsh woulda reacted a bit harsher than a slap
A kick in the balls. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/14/06 at 3:57 pm
If I said that I would've been slapped in the face. ;D
I'm sure you don't have breasts, though.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/14/06 at 9:25 pm
Mother's not in a very good mood...
Me: Happy Christmas!
Mam: Go upstairs and get out of my f*cking way before I knock your head off
:\'( :\'(
Why did you wish her a Happy Christmas, son?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/14/06 at 10:11 pm
---- "My biological clock is ticking"
Myself - *Goi* "I can't hear anything, excuse me a moment."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/15/06 at 7:11 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Well, by "gets her degree", I think it means "gets her brains f--ked out".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 04/16/06 at 7:56 am
Why did you wish her a Happy Christmas, son?
Because it's easter... duh ::) :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/16/06 at 11:34 pm
DominEl says:
I'm not racist
DominEl says:
you're racist
DominEl says:
like a crying baby girl
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/16/06 at 11:37 pm
DominEl says:
I'm not racist
DominEl says:
you're racist
DominEl says:
like a crying baby girl
That was quotable?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 04/16/06 at 11:42 pm
That was quotable?
It's been a slow night ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 04/16/06 at 11:46 pm
Nobody, but NOBODY, eats KETCHUP on a hot dog
-Clint Eastwood
Can't remember what movie he said it in though..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/16/06 at 11:55 pm
DominEl says:
Your cat is posing like a porn star
DominEl says:
... my cat does that too
DominEl says:
even more so
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/17/06 at 9:13 am
How would Dominic know what a porn star looks like? He's not allowed.
Anyway, I was up really late Saturday night watching this crazy movie, and then another crazy movie came on, so I stayed up.. my dad, who'd been out at baseball game with my uncle in another state, showed up about 2:30 AM.. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he was on some sort of reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly heavy sedative. ??? But anyway...
Dad: What are you still up for?
Me: This movie's on.
Dad: This is the kind of hour only homos are up.
Me: Well, you're up...
Dad: Let me re-state that. This is the kind of our only homos and me are up. Now shut up, I'm eating.
And then he, at 2:30 in the morning, made a hamburger and ate it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/17/06 at 9:16 am
How would Dominic know what a porn star looks like? He's not allowed.
Anyway, I was up really late Saturday night watching this crazy movie, and then another crazy movie came on, so I stayed up.. my dad, who'd been out at baseball game with my uncle in another state, showed up about 2:30 AM.. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he was on some sort of reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly heavy sedative. ??? But anyway...
Dad: What are you still up for?
Me: This movie's on.
Dad: This is the kind of hour only homos are up.
Me: Well, you're up...
Dad: Let me re-state that. This is the kind of our only homos and me are up. Now shut up, I'm eating.
And then he, at 2:30 in the morning, made a hamburger and ate it.
What were you doing up you homo?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/17/06 at 9:24 am
What were you doing up you homo?
.... watching a movie?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/17/06 at 9:30 am
.... watching a movie?
A homo-erotic movie?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/17/06 at 9:32 am
A homo-erotic movie?
Uh.. "Jeepers Creepers 2"... I couldn't sleep.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/17/06 at 3:00 pm
Uh.. "Jeepers Creepers 2"... I couldn't sleep.
Is jeepers creepers something to do with Paedophiles?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/17/06 at 3:37 pm
How would Dominic know what a porn star looks like? He's not allowed.
Anyway, I was up really late Saturday night watching this crazy movie, and then another crazy movie came on, so I stayed up.. my dad, who'd been out at baseball game with my uncle in another state, showed up about 2:30 AM.. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he was on some sort of reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly heavy sedative. ??? But anyway...
Dad: What are you still up for?
Me: This movie's on.
Dad: This is the kind of hour only homos are up.
Me: Well, you're up...
Dad: Let me re-state that. This is the kind of our only homos and me are up. Now shut up, I'm eating.
And then he, at 2:30 in the morning, made a hamburger and ate it.
;D Your dad may be a jerk, but he makes good non-forum quotes!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/17/06 at 7:28 pm
Is jeepers creepers something to do with Paedophiles?
Something to do with a weird monster that eats people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/17/06 at 7:29 pm
Something to do with a weird monster that eats people.
I'm pretty sure the monster was straight, though.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/17/06 at 7:32 pm
How would Dominic know what a porn star looks like? He's not allowed.
Anyway, I was up really late Saturday night watching this crazy movie, and then another crazy movie came on, so I stayed up.. my dad, who'd been out at baseball game with my uncle in another state, showed up about 2:30 AM.. I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he was on some sort of reaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllly heavy sedative. ??? But anyway...
Dad: What are you still up for?
Me: This movie's on.
Dad: This is the kind of hour only homos are up.
Me: Well, you're up...
Dad: Let me re-state that. This is the kind of our only homos and me are up. Now shut up, I'm eating.
And then he, at 2:30 in the morning, made a hamburger and ate it.
excellent ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/17/06 at 10:12 pm
Something to do with a weird monster that eats people.
that movie (and the creeper) are really...um...creepy. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/18/06 at 2:28 pm
Another intellectual conversation between me and L.R.
kartean: good.
"La Roche": no
kartean: no
kartean: ?
"La Roche": nope
kartean: what then
"La Roche": what? I'm confused
kartean: me too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/18/06 at 8:01 pm
that movie (and the creeper) are really...um...creepy. :o
The first one was more morbid.. the second one just didn't scare me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/18/06 at 8:14 pm
The first one was more morbid.. the second one just didn't scare me.
the second one was just sorta goofy and fun. i walked out of the theater happy but i wasn't scared whatsoever. i think it mighta startled me once or twice. but i didn't dislike it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/18/06 at 8:22 pm
the second one was just sorta goofy and fun. i walked out of the theater happy but i wasn't scared whatsoever. i think it mighta startled me once or twice. but i didn't dislike it.
By "startled", d'you mean, like, jump moments? Yeah, I got that a few times.. but I wasn't scared at all.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/18/06 at 9:12 pm
The first one was more morbid.. the second one just didn't scare me.
I agree. The whole ceiling of bodies kinda creeped me out....as did the skin (bellybutton) of that kid with the tattoo. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/18/06 at 9:52 pm
By "startled", d'you mean, like, jump moments? Yeah, I got that a few times.. but I wasn't scared at all.
yeah, you know, like, when they fake you out with the cat jumping through the window? that stuff.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/19/06 at 2:40 pm
yeah, you know, like, when they fake you out with the cat jumping through the window? that stuff.
Ah, yeah, jump moments.. that's all horror movies do for me anymore.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/06 at 8:34 pm
"Keith Richards is old, Dominic...
Why is he so old?"-My buddy, Gabe
I could've sworn he was serious....
He always calls me and then talks about nothing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/19/06 at 9:30 pm
Tom Crusie being interviewed on tv and he had this to say about the birth of his new baby girl.
"It's all about the mother,,,, and the baby"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/19/06 at 10:52 pm
Tom Crusie being interviewed on tv and he had this to say about the birth of his new baby girl.
"It's all about the mother,,,, and the baby"
gawd.
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i give em six months. he should really do all his speaking through an attorney.
you know, like me. that's why i never saying at all unusual or disturbing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 2:46 am
today in car with my old friend
her: "last night on AIM my boyfriend sent me a pic of his p3nis"
me: (akward silence for a few seconds), then I reply "oh yeah"?
her: "yeah, he sends them to me all the time. I don't mind".
me: (akward silence for a few seconds), then I reply "he really loves you, doesn't he".
her: "yeah, he tells me online all the time he loves me".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/20/06 at 10:10 am
today in car with my old friend
her: "last night on AIM my boyfriend sent me a pic of his p3nis"
me: (akward silence for a few seconds), then I reply "oh yeah"?
her: "yeah, he sends them to me all the time. I don't mind".
me: (akward silence for a few seconds), then I reply "he really loves you, doesn't he".
her: "yeah, he tells me online all the time he loves me".
...
For some reason, it sounds like you're friends with a female version of Howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 11:20 am
...
For some reason, it sounds like you're friends with a female version of Howard.
I didn't see it at first but now that you mention it. Holy CRAP!! she is. if the unspeakable ever happens and it's over between H & R, this one could work. :o
thanks, from now on I'm gonna be thinking this whenever I talk to her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 04/20/06 at 11:26 am
(I answer the phone)
Me: Hello?
Lady: I'm from so and so(I didn't even care enough to pay attention), is Mike there?
Me: No hes not
Lady: Okay Mike I wanted to know what you're gonna do to pay this balance, blah blah blah
Me: Err, I'm not Mike
Lady: Yes you are, come on now, you just told me who you are
Me: What?? I just told you I'm NOT him, I think we have a misunderstanding
Lady: now don't try to tell me that, I heard your voice on the answering machine you're Mike
Me: Man f*ck you b*tch
Lady: Why do you have to get rude?
Me: I don't like being told who I am
Lady: (laughing) well who are you?
Me: I'm his nephew, Alex
Lady: Yeah right (laughs)
Me: I AM!
Lady: Okay Alex, can I speak with Vera then?
Me: Shes not here now either
Lady: Why not?
Me: They're BOTH at work, its the middle of the day during the week, what do you expect?
Lady: I expect them to be home, its their house
Me: Some people work you know
Lady: (laughs) why aren't you at work then?
Me: ....... This isn't about me!
Lady: okay Alex, bye (laughs)
Me: Whatever
:D :D Jeebus!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/20/06 at 11:46 am
My logic book: Come up with a totally random series of words. Ten words.
...what the fuck?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/20/06 at 12:21 pm
....
EH!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/20/06 at 12:24 pm
I answered "What the hell kind of a logic problem is this?" which is ten words.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/20/06 at 1:02 pm
A mom is walking through our piano showroom (I work in a music store) with her child (4 or 5 y.o.).
Son: Mommy, I want a piano!
Mom: Sure, we'll get a piano. Next time mommy gets married.
???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/20/06 at 1:03 pm
A mom is walking through our piano showroom (I work in a music store) with her child (4 or 5 y.o.).
Son: Mommy, I want a piano!
Mom: Sure, we'll get a piano. Next time mommy gets married.
???
Was she hot?
I'm intrigued.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/20/06 at 1:27 pm
I need to tune my piano...s
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/20/06 at 2:11 pm
Was she hot?
I'm intrigued.
You want to buy her a piano?
She was cute. But she's got that little boy and she was pushing another baby in a stroller. And she lives here in Colorado so....it might not be what you're after, hm?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/20/06 at 2:25 pm
You want to buy her a piano?
She was cute. But she's got that little boy and she was pushing another baby in a stroller. And she lives here in Colorado so....it might not be what you're after, hm?
Children provide excellent Labor.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 3:01 pm
Children provide excellent Labor.
and the origin of Billy Joel's The Piano Man comes to light.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/20/06 at 3:53 pm
...
For some reason, it sounds like you're friends with a female version of Howard.
Why is this a female version of me? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/20/06 at 4:58 pm
Why is this a female version of me? ???
I would say because she seems to have sex on her mind alot and says what is on her mind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/20/06 at 7:37 pm
For some reason, it sounds like you're friends with a female version of Howard.
No, Girlhoward would have made it a joke.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/20/06 at 10:00 pm
"Don't eat with your mouth full!"- mi madre.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/20/06 at 11:47 pm
Fat Tony says:
I don't get it, you can be shunned by listening to certain noises
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Eh?!
Fat Tony says:
MATES OF STATE! THOSE NOISES ARE UNCANNY! YOU'RE STUPID
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Hahaha
Fat Tony says:
although it's more common with other bands to say that
Fat Tony says:
or not really bands, more like.. singers...yes
Fat Tony says:
BS
Fat Tony says:
Britney Spears
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
:o
Fat Tony says:
Yes...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMS LIKES T3H BR1TN3Y SP34RZ!?!
Fat Tony says:
NO!
Fat Tony says:
DID I SAY THAT!?
You have just sent a Nudge!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I THINK YOU DID!!!! lol
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
lolololol
Fat Tony says:
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nUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
LMAO!!11
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunNNNNNNNNNNNNNUuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
LMFAO!!11
Fat Tony says:
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nun
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u
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NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
ROTFLMFAOWBABOMA!!11
Fat Tony says:
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nuj
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Fat Tony says:
nunununun
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
NUJ!11
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
lolzz!!1
Fat Tony says:
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GASP!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
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u
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
So, wait..
Fat Tony says:
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--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Lemme get this straight..
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
You're telling me..
Fat Tony says:
I"m actually panting right now
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
That Britney Spears.. IS YOUR IDOL LYKE OHMIGOSH!
Fat Tony says:
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uj
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--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
YOU WANNA SHAKE YER BOOTY LIKE SHE DOES!11
Fat Tony says:
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Fat Tony says:
ununUNUNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
No, that's J-LO
Fat Tony says:
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--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
YOU LIKE JLO, TOO!11
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
??!1111
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Fat Tony says:
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Fat Tony says:
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--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMZ IS TRENDY OMG lol!1
Fat Tony says:
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Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
!!
Fat Tony says:
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nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...
Fat Tony says:
nunuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Fat Tony says:
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Fat Tony says:
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Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Fat Tony says:
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NUNUNU
Fat Tony says:
!NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Fat Tony says:
NUNUNnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Fat Tony says:
Tell me when you get the picture
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Doms! You're gonna have a stroke! Now calm down!
Fat Tony says:
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Fat Tony says:
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--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I get it.
Fat Tony says:
Fat Tony says:
Good
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
You want to marry both of them.
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHH!!11
Fat Tony says:
*runs to Non-Forum quotes*
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Okay! Okay!
Fat Tony says:
nUNUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
SHeesh!1
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nUNU
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I..
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMS!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I..
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I.. I..
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!UN!U!NU!N!U!NUN!!N!N!N!N!N!N!!N
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I said..
Fat Tony says:
NUNUN!Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMI!
Fat Tony says:
NUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Fat Tony says:
yeah?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMY!11
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I get it!
Fat Tony says:
No you don't!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I dO!
Fat Tony says:
.... you sure?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.....................................................
>_< Yes
And I even cut that down... I deleted a "u"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/20/06 at 11:49 pm
Fat Tony says:
I don't get it, you can be shunned by listening to certain noises
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Eh?!
Fat Tony says:
MATES OF STATE! THOSE NOISES ARE UNCANNY! YOU'RE STUPID
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Hahaha
Fat Tony says:
although it's more common with other bands to say that
Fat Tony says:
or not really bands, more like.. singers...yes
Fat Tony says:
BS
Fat Tony says:
Britney Spears
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
:o
Fat Tony says:
Yes...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMS LIKES T3H BR1TN3Y SP34RZ!?!
Fat Tony says:
NO!
Fat Tony says:
DID I SAY THAT!?
You have just sent a Nudge!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I THINK YOU DID!!!! lol
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
lolololol
Fat Tony says:
NONONONONONUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
LMAO!!11
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunNNNNNNNNNNNNNUuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
LMFAO!!11
Fat Tony says:
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u
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UNUNUnU
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--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
ROTFLMFAOWBABOMA!!11
Fat Tony says:
nUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunu
Fat Tony says:
U
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nu
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Fat Tony says:
nu'oN
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nuj
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NI
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ONuo
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Fat Tony says:
nunuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
nunununun
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
NUJ!11
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
lolzz!!1
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Tony says:
!!
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Fat Tony says:
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Fat Tony says:
GASP!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
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Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fat Tony says:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
nun
Fat Tony says:
u
Fat Tony says:
u
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
So, wait..
Fat Tony says:
u
Fat Tony says:
unun
Fat Tony says:
u
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
unununununu
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Lemme get this straight..
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
You're telling me..
Fat Tony says:
I"m actually panting right now
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
That Britney Spears.. IS YOUR IDOL LYKE OHMIGOSH!
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nunun
Fat Tony says:
uj
Fat Tony says:
nu
Fat Tony says:
nununununu
Fat Tony says:
nuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Fat Tony says:
nuNUNUNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
YOU WANNA SHAKE YER BOOTY LIKE SHE DOES!11
Fat Tony says:
nununuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
ununUNUNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
No, that's J-LO
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
YOU LIKE JLO, TOO!11
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
??!1111
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Fat Tony says:
NUNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMZ IS TRENDY OMG lol!1
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuununununu
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
!!
Fat Tony says:
nNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
nunununuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
...
Fat Tony says:
nunuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Fat Tony says:
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Fat Tony says:
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Fat Tony says:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNUNUNUNUNU!!!!!!!
NUNUNU
Fat Tony says:
!NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Fat Tony says:
NUNUNnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Fat Tony says:
Tell me when you get the picture
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Doms! You're gonna have a stroke! Now calm down!
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fat Tony says:
!NNNNNNNNU!!!!!!!!!!!!N!UN!U!NU!JU!N!UN!U!NU!N!UN!"
!N
uN
!U!N
!Un
Fat Tony says:
!Un
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I get it.
Fat Tony says:
Fat Tony says:
Good
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
You want to marry both of them.
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHH!!11
Fat Tony says:
*runs to Non-Forum quotes*
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Okay! Okay!
Fat Tony says:
nUNUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
SHeesh!1
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
nUNU
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I..
Fat Tony says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMS!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I..
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I.. I..
Fat Tony says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!UN!U!NU!N!U!NUN!!N!N!N!N!N!N!!N
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I said..
Fat Tony says:
NUNUN!Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMI!
Fat Tony says:
NUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Fat Tony says:
yeah?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DOMY!11
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I get it!
Fat Tony says:
No you don't!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I dO!
Fat Tony says:
.... you sure?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.....................................................
>_< Yes
And I even cut that down... I deleted a "u"
:D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/21/06 at 10:07 am
That was the most painful to read NON-forum quote ever.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/21/06 at 10:56 am
That was the most painful to read NON-forum quote ever.
Goood. >:-D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/21/06 at 10:56 am
Goood. >:-D
.. and you wonder why I don't talk to you much
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/21/06 at 11:01 am
.. and you wonder why I don't talk to you much
Yeah, because we've had SO many conversations identical to that one. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/06 at 1:47 pm
.. and you wonder why I don't talk to you much
Well... it was mostly my doing....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/06 at 1:50 pm
I read it again, and realized it's even more ridiculous after sleep. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/21/06 at 2:09 pm
That was the most painful to read NON-forum quote ever.
The whole time, I kept waiting for something meaninful or funny or thought-provoking... boy, was I in for a disappointment!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/21/06 at 2:10 pm
The whole time, I kept waiting for something meaninful or funny or thought-provoking... boy, was I in for a disappointment!
>: -}D
That was the whole point!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/21/06 at 2:42 pm
I would say because she seems to have sex on her mind alot and says what is on her mind.
I wish I could've had her as my girlfriend so that way I would've lost my virginity much sooner to her than to Robin. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/21/06 at 9:05 pm
tonight at a wake:
You're leaving already? it's just geting started!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/21/06 at 9:15 pm
tonight at a wake:
You're leaving already? it's just geting started!
Wanna suck down a cold one?
Oops.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/21/06 at 9:50 pm
Wanna suck down a cold one?
Oops.
see? people never say the funny thing...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/21/06 at 9:52 pm
see? people never say the funny thing...
Next funeral I'm at.. I promise.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/21/06 at 10:12 pm
Nick: I must say, my love life has suffered since I declared myself the 10th avatar of Vishnu.
Dmitri: You think that would help you.
Nick: Human women are impure.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/25/06 at 7:02 pm
Telekon ABA says:
And why are there pictures of me on your computer?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because porn doesn't do it for me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/25/06 at 7:36 pm
Telekon ABA says:
And why are there pictures of me on your computer?
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because porn doesn't do it for me.
...
OUT OF CONTEXT..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/25/06 at 7:45 pm
Anyway, from today:
Jay: I think I just crapped my boxers. No joke.
Me: Well... that's pretty darn gross, Jay.
Jay: No, no, Beth.. you know what would be gross? It would be gross if I took my fingers, put them in my boxers, place my fingers in my buttcrack, wiped.. and smelled my fingers. And then licked them. Licked my fingers. My fingers with poop on them.
Me: ....
I was eating pizza at the time, and it was disgusting.
And:
Me: I hate breaks, I never know where to go.
Jay: You could go to the mall...
Me: ..Nah..
Jay: You could.. walk around the store?
Me: *Sigh*
Jay: Hell, Beth... you could go to Hell. To Hell. You f*cking monkey.
Me: .. ... :(
It struck me as funny mainly because Jay never swears. Ever.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/25/06 at 8:20 pm
OUT OF CONTEXT..!
What IS the context, then?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/25/06 at 9:02 pm
What IS the context, then?
i assume that porn DOES do it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/26/06 at 2:17 pm
i assume that porn DOES do it?
Not for Beth. Only pictures of me, apparently.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/26/06 at 8:24 pm
I was eating pizza at the time, and it was disgusting.
Are you ALLOWED to eat other foods?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/29/06 at 8:20 pm
DominEl says:
what ... is a GILF?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Grandmother I'd Like To Get To Know Better
DominEl says:
...
DominEl says:
yeah, that doesn't even match
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/29/06 at 8:48 pm
DominEl says:
what ... is a GILF?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Grandmother I'd Like To Get To Know Better
DominEl says:
...
DominEl says:
yeah, that doesn't even match
DominEl says:
WAITAMINNUT... is GILF mean Grandmother I'd like to !@#%?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/29/06 at 10:17 pm
DominEl says:
what ... is a GILF?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Grandmother I'd Like To Get To Know Better
DominEl says:
...
DominEl says:
yeah, that doesn't even match
DominEl says:
WAITAMINNUT... is GILF mean Grandmother I'd like to !@#%?!
Holy crap, that's hilarious ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/01/06 at 3:10 pm
;D That's funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/01/06 at 3:38 pm
grandmothers need love too, ya know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/01/06 at 3:59 pm
grandmothers need love too, ya know.
But they gotta pay!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/01/06 at 4:13 pm
grandmothers need love too, ya know.
KR got grandkids yet?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/01/06 at 4:26 pm
KR got grandkids yet?
not yet, her oldest is like 20, 21, so she's getting into the danger zone.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 05/01/06 at 10:34 pm
So a man who I work with....his wife sent him an e-mail with a humorous attachment (A list of funny airline attendant announcements). Anyway, this man thought I'd enjoy the humor, so he forwarded his wife's e-mail to me. He should have just forwarded the attachment, because the e-mail she sent him said:
"Honey, here's something I thought you'd find very funny. Don't forget to think dirty thoughts in preparation for tonight. Love and Sex, here, there and anywhere you'd like, Jane."
I doubt that he meant for me to see that! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/01/06 at 10:38 pm
So a man who I work with....his wife sent him an e-mail with a humorous attachment (A list of funny airline attendant announcements). Anyway, this man thought I'd enjoy the humor, so he forwarded his wife's e-mail to me. He should have just forwarded the attachment, because the e-mail she sent him said:
"Honey, here's something I thought you'd find very funny. Don't forget to think dirty thoughts in preparation for tonight. Love and Sex, here, there and anywhere you'd like, Jane."
I doubt that he meant for me to see that! ;D
that's hilarious!! ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/02/06 at 6:32 pm
So a man who I work with....his wife sent him an e-mail with a humorous attachment (A list of funny airline attendant announcements). Anyway, this man thought I'd enjoy the humor, so he forwarded his wife's e-mail to me. He should have just forwarded the attachment, because the e-mail she sent him said:
"Honey, here's something I thought you'd find very funny. Don't forget to think dirty thoughts in preparation for tonight. Love and Sex, here, there and anywhere you'd like, Jane."
I doubt that he meant for me to see that! ;D
And here you are, sharing it with everyone else!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 05/02/06 at 6:35 pm
And here you are, sharing it with everyone else!
Heck yeah. But at least you guys don't know them! I have faithfully resisted forwarding it to the rest of the staff! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/02/06 at 6:38 pm
Heck yeah. But at least you guys don't know them! I have faithfully resisted forwarding it to the rest of the staff! ;D
Well... I have to tell you something... I DO in fact know this co-worker of yours...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/02/06 at 7:13 pm
Well... I have to tell you something... I DO in fact know this co-worker of yours...
oh, yeah? well i know her biblically. that note was actually addressed to me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/02/06 at 7:48 pm
Dad: Well, if you're going to prom, just don't do any drugs or get naked.
Me: That's not fair... what if I wanna go swimming?
Dad: Swimming.. that's a funny way to say.. you know... *obscene sex gesture*
Mom: That's not how you swim!
Dad: That's how SPERM swim. SPERM, Trina. SPERM.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/02/06 at 8:05 pm
Dad: Well, if you're going to prom, just don't do any drugs or get naked.
Me: That's not fair... what if I wanna go swimming?
Dad: Swimming.. that's a funny way to say.. you know... *obscene sex gesture*
Mom: That's not how you swim!
Dad: That's how SPERM swim. SPERM, Trina. SPERM.
i wanna go drinkin' with your dad. he sounds like a hoot.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/02/06 at 8:06 pm
i wanna go drinkin' with your dad. he sounds like a hoot.
Yeah, he's funny most of the time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/04/06 at 7:55 pm
Justin's Mom: You know what? I'm sick of Lauren always hanging off you all the time. You get a break tonight. I'm taking this seat next to you.
Me: She's not gonna be happy about that.
Justin's Mom: She must not know I come from New Jersey.
Me: What does that mean.
Justin's Mom: We bitchslap people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/04/06 at 7:56 pm
Justin's Mom: You know what? I'm sick of Lauren always hanging off you all the time. You get a break tonight. I'm taking this seat next to you.
Me: She's not gonna be happy about that.
Justin's Mom: She must not know I come from New Jersey.
Me: What does that mean.
Justin's Mom: We bitchslap people.
you know what? I LOVE that woman! ;D :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/04/06 at 7:59 pm
Justin's Mom: You know what? I'm sick of Lauren always hanging off you all the time. You get a break tonight. I'm taking this seat next to you.
Me: She's not gonna be happy about that.
Justin's Mom: She must not know I come from New Jersey.
Me: What does that mean.
Justin's Mom: We bitchslap people.
;D
I wish I had a friend who's mom knew me well enough to say that to me!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/04/06 at 8:02 pm
you know what? I LOVE that woman! ;D :)
Jeez, so do I. She's so awesome.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/04/06 at 8:06 pm
Jeez, so do I. She's so awesome.
Also, from tonight.
Justin: Brett, why do you like eating peas and corn so much in combination?
Brett: Because I can call it "porn", Justin.
Justin: That's disgusting, Brett! Shame!
Justin's Mom: What? It's a natural part of a growing boy's diet.
Me: So why wouldn't you let me look it up on your computer when I was at the house a while ago?
Justin's Mom: Cause I didn't want you finding what WE had on there... it's too intense for you young people. *evil grin*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/05/06 at 8:31 am
KK's famous co-worker tries Spanish
Her: Chink-oh dee May-oh (like in mayonnaise)
Me: Huh?
Her: Today is Chink-oh dee May-oh. What the hell does that mean?
Me: May 5th.
Her: I had three years of Spanish...never heard of any Chink-oh dee May-oh. That's not Spanish.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 05/05/06 at 10:21 am
KK's famous co-worker tries Spanish
Her: Chink-oh dee May-oh (like in mayonnaise)
Me: Huh?
Her: Today is Chink-oh dee May-oh. What the hell does that mean?
Me: May 5th.
Her: I had three years of Spanish...never heard of any Chink-oh dee May-oh. That's not Spanish.
modified to add my reply!
So I've been saying it wrong all this time?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 05/05/06 at 10:27 am
modified to add my reply!
So I've been saying it wrong all this time?
;D You both made me laugh this morning. Thank you!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/06/06 at 10:02 pm
Kyle: Andrew's wondering what that strange feeling in his pants is.
Me: Oh, Kyle, no, trust me, I know.. it's V.D.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/07/06 at 1:44 am
Me, at grocery store with a friend of mine.
Woman in wheelchair: "Excuse me sir, could you help me get that salad dressing, the Italian dressing."
Me: 'Yeah, sure, no problem'
*I hand her the fat free Italian dressing*
*She looks slightly bemused, smiles and wheels off*
Ryan: "Dude, I think she was pissy 'cus you automatically got her the fat free one."
Me: 'What, she's in a freakin wheelchair, she ain't likely to jump up and start running any time soon is she'
So, I alienated one group.
Later on...
Ron: *bbrrrrrpppp* (awful fart)
Me: 'Ya need a straw for that one?'
Much later..
Colin walks in with Becky who, well, we've had relations.
Me: "Hey Colin, how do I taste?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/07/06 at 9:35 am
Ron: *bbrrrrrpppp* (awful fart)
Me: 'Ya need a straw for that one?'
Much later..
Colin walks in with Becky who, well, we've had relations.
Me: "Hey Colin, how do I taste?"
You were funny yesterday.
and rude.
so what did colin say? (arrgh!~ I KNOW i can't write my smart comeback to this...devil!)
i'll have to PM it...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: loki 13 on 05/07/06 at 10:36 am
I was stuck in traffic and aggravated. My wife said "it's a shame you can't be like the
Flintstones and lift your truck and turn around." My son, named Tim chimed in.
Tim: "How did the Flintstones stretch their arms around the car, I mean it's kind
of far to reach."
Me, quite aggravated: "IT'S A CARTOON, FRED"
Tim, looking quite stupified: "You mean I have a Brother somewhere I don't know about."
My Wife, puzzled: "Did you just call him Fred, wanna tell me something?"
after this exchange I was laughing so hard I didn't care about the traffic.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/07/06 at 11:02 am
You were funny yesterday.
and rude.
so what did colin say? (arrgh!~ I KNOW i can't write my smart comeback to this...devil!)
i'll have to PM it...
He didn't care. As it turns out, it wasn't what I thought.
He was the one asking me about the plane remember.. he was going on about types of planes and I just said "It's a freakin UFO, yo!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/07/06 at 9:10 pm
- SmarterChild - says:
i think u know why me always kissy u.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 05/07/06 at 9:15 pm
Dan: "Better looking? I'll let you see a few photos of the women I used to score with and let you judge."
Me: "Yeah, the p*ssy you get must be top-notch. I mean, once you scrape away the festering sores, you got Grade-A poon to work with. Tell me, have you ever had a severe burning sensation while plowing through your last conquest?"
Dan: "Judging by last nght's attention, people still want me"
Ami: "Oh wow, drunken bar skanks. There's something to aspire to."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/08/06 at 12:57 pm
"who didn't have a crush on allison? i did too, and i'm gay."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 12:10 am
On the phone with my caring friend, Jessi:
Me: So, Jess, Justin broke up with me.
Jessi: *eating something* Er, wait, what?
Me: Justin. Broke. Up. With. Me.
Jessi: Good.
Me: ...
Jessi: Remember when we drove to see him? You and Andrew walked ahead of us, talking, the ENTIRE TIME. You left me with him. You left me, and went off willy-nilly with Andrew. He didn't talk, Bethany.. I tried.
Me: Heh.
Jessi: Well, I hate you for that. I hated him. And I hated you. HATE. And it's not like he was your favorite one either, Beth, Jeez.. so, whatever.
...
Ah, so blunt. But honestly... that made me feel surprisingly better. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/11/06 at 2:29 pm
Me: So, Jess, Justin broke up with me.
Jessi: *eating something* Er, wait, what?
Me: Justin. Broke. Up. With. Me.
Jessi: Good.
Me: ...
Jessi: Remember when we drove to see him? You and Andrew walked ahead of us, talking, the ENTIRE TIME. You left me with him. You left me, and went off willy-nilly with Andrew. He didn't talk, Bethany.. I tried.
Me: Heh.
Jessi: Well, I hate you for that. I hated him. And I hated you. HATE. And it's not like he was your favorite one either, Beth, Jeez.. so, whatever.
"Went off willy-nilly"?
Yes, oh, the frolic and fanciful fun we had 15 feet ahead of them! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 2:30 pm
On the phone with my caring friend, Jessi:
Me: So, Jess, Justin broke up with me.
Jessi: *eating something* Er, wait, what?
Me: Justin. Broke. Up. With. Me.
Jessi: Good.
Me: ...
Jessi: Remember when we drove to see him? You and Andrew walked ahead of us, talking, the ENTIRE TIME. You left me with him. You left me, and went off willy-nilly with Andrew. He didn't talk, Bethany.. I tried.
Me: Heh.
Jessi: Well, I hate you for that. I hated him. And I hated you. HATE. And it's not like he was your favorite one either, Beth, Jeez.. so, whatever.
...
Ah, so blunt. But honestly... that made me feel surprisingly better. ;D
Where is she?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 2:33 pm
Where is she?
I killed her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 2:35 pm
I killed her.
Fair enough.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 2:35 pm
I killed her.
Killed who?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 2:36 pm
Killed who?
Wouldn't you like to know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/11/06 at 2:37 pm
sorry your boy broke up with you. :(
boys are overrated anyway.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 2:37 pm
Wouldn't you like to know.
Yes,I'd love to know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 2:38 pm
sorry your boy broke up with you. :(
boys are overrated anyway.
Eh, yanno, it's okay.
I considered swearing off all relationships... but they can't ALL be bad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 2:38 pm
Yes,I'd love to know.
Well, too bad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 2:39 pm
Well, too bad.
What do you mean too bad?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 2:43 pm
I considered swearing off all relationships... but they can't ALL be bad.
Tia is single.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 2:45 pm
Tia is single.
He's not dating anyone?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 2:46 pm
My heart is spoken for. Man that goes by the name of Stanley Starr
You know him, Howard?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 2:47 pm
This is what I said to my manager the other day:
Manager: "I have good news for you, Rob".
Me: "What? You're leaving?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 2:47 pm
My heart is spoken for. Man that goes by the name of Stanley Starr
You know him, Howard?
Yes,He's my father.Why do you ask? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 2:47 pm
Yes,He's my father.Why do you ask? ???
No reason. :-X
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/11/06 at 2:48 pm
I considered swearing off all relationships... but they can't ALL be bad.
Maybe for a bit... but you've eventually got to try again.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 2:50 pm
Maybe for a bit... but you've eventually got to try again.
Yeah, I know. And I will.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 2:51 pm
Yeah, I know. And I will.
How you doiin.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 2:51 pm
No reason. :-X
Oh Ok,no problem. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 2:53 pm
Eh, yanno, it's okay.
I considered swearing off all relationships... but they can't ALL be bad.
Oh, sorry to hear that Beth.
You will find another bloke when you are comfortable in doing so. You don't seem the type to rush into things so you'll do alright - it just means you have a better idea of what you want from a relationship.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 2:56 pm
How you doiin.
I'm doing pretty well,Thanks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 2:57 pm
I'm doing pretty well,Thanks.
Do I smell a hookup?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 2:58 pm
Do I smell a hookup?!
With whom?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 2:58 pm
I'm doing pretty well,Thanks.
You seem pretty healthy and virile.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 2:59 pm
You seem pretty healthy and virile.
healthy as a horse.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 3:00 pm
healthy as a horse.
Hung like a horse ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:03 pm
Hung like a horse ;D
Yes,pretty hung
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 3:05 pm
Hung like a horse ;D
It's scraping along the floor. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 3:05 pm
It's scraping along the floor. ;D
Ooourghh, Gravel rash.
Gotta tie it twice round the wasit eh Howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 3:06 pm
...
...
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 3:06 pm
Ooourghh, Gravel rash.
Gotta tie it twice round the wasit eh Howard.
Eurgh! Lol.
Sling it over his shoulder like a scarf.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/11/06 at 3:07 pm
Yes,pretty hung
http://orlyowl.com/orly.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 3:08 pm
Eurgh! Lol.
Sling it over his shoulder like a scarf.
Wrap it like a Turban.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/11/06 at 3:09 pm
wow. davey and howard. this will be an easy wedding to shop for gifts for. metal albums and lesbian porn, check.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 3:10 pm
Wrap it like a Turban.
Ha ha! I've seen a few of those in my time in the Midlands. The running joke was that we believed the corner shopkeeper kept his CCTV equipment in there. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 3:11 pm
wow. davey and howard. this will be an easy wedding to shop for gifts for. metal albums and lesbian porn, check.
Just clean out under your bed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 3:12 pm
Just clean out under your bed.
Lol. Make sure the pages aren't stuck together.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/11/06 at 3:15 pm
Just clean out under your bed.
frankly, it's disturbing how accurate you are.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/11/06 at 3:17 pm
frankly, it's disturbing how accurate you are.
Look in fatty's room, It was a rough night, but worth it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:26 pm
http://orlyowl.com/orly.jpg
What is that supposed to represent?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/11/06 at 3:27 pm
What is that supposed to represent?
An Owl.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/11/06 at 3:28 pm
What is that supposed to represent?
someone asking an obvious question.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:29 pm
An Owl.
Oh Ok,I see,Thanks. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/11/06 at 3:33 pm
someone asking an obvious question.
I've got to agree with Howard. I wouldn't have got that in the context the picture was placed. ??? :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/06 at 3:34 pm
I've got to agree with Howard. I wouldn't have got that in the context the picture was placed. ??? :)
What do you mean by that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/11/06 at 3:59 pm
-B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
WANNA SEE MY FACE WHEN YOU SIGNED ON?!?!1
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D <----
WOOO!! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/11/06 at 4:00 pm
-B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
WANNA SEE MY FACE WHEN YOU SIGNED ON?!?!1
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D <----
WOOO!! :)
Wait, that's the wrong face..!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/11/06 at 4:51 pm
Wait, that's the wrong face..!!!
well, they don't exactly have that face here...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/11/06 at 7:25 pm
I've got to agree with Howard. I wouldn't have got that in the context the picture was placed. ??? :)
someone was bragging of being well hung, and that owl frankly smacks of skepticism. i'm gonna use it constantly.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/12/06 at 8:58 am
I laughed.
CeeKay:
I am STRONG!
I am INVINCIBLE!
I am W O M A N !
Davey:
You are WEAK!
You make my DINNER!
You are W O M A N!
Fix my SOCKS!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:49 am
I laughed.
CeeKay:
I am STRONG!
I am INVINCIBLE!
I am W O M A N !
Davey:
You are WEAK!
You make my DINNER!
You are W O M A N!
Fix my SOCKS!
http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/Malown.JPG
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/12/06 at 1:33 pm
http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/Malown.JPG
you just cracked me up!!!!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 1:57 pm
you just cracked me up!!!!!!
Eh, I try. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/12/06 at 3:37 pm
someone was bragging of being well hung, and that owl frankly smacks of skepticism. i'm gonna use it constantly.
What for? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/12/06 at 3:39 pm
What for? ???
you'll see.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 7:43 pm
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
Whoa, guess what?!
Mr. Self-Destruct If You Stay, I'd Stay Right Beside You, And My Love, I'd Help To Remind You.... says:
You're pregnant!
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
... Guess what else?!
Mr. Self-Destruct If You Stay, I'd Stay Right Beside You, And My Love, I'd Help To Remind You.... says:
.... Dom's the father?
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
No, YOU are..!
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
SURPRISE!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/12/06 at 9:42 pm
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
Whoa, guess what?!
Mr. Self-Destruct If You Stay, I'd Stay Right Beside You, And My Love, I'd Help To Remind You.... says:
You're pregnant!
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
... Guess what else?!
Mr. Self-Destruct If You Stay, I'd Stay Right Beside You, And My Love, I'd Help To Remind You.... says:
.... Dom's the father?
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
No, YOU are..!
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
SURPRISE!!
You too..
she's a machine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 9:49 pm
You too..
she's a machine.
Would you believe this is the 57th time?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/12/06 at 9:54 pm
Would you believe this is the 57th time?
No.. because I am familiar with the human gestation period.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:05 pm
No.. because I am familiar with the human gestation period.
I have time powers.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/12/06 at 10:10 pm
I have time powers.
I have a sharp stick.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:13 pm
I have a sharp stick.
Oh, f--k... *runs*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:15 pm
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
Exactly how many other girls do you rape, anyway?!
Jo The Waiter If You Stay, I'd Stay Right Beside You, And My Love, I'd Help To Remind You.... says:
... Lemme think...
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
And should I be jealous?!
Jo The Waiter If You Stay, I'd Stay Right Beside You, And My Love, I'd Help To Remind You.... says:
No, you shouldn't be jealous.. they don't mean anything to me like you do!
None of the sixteen thousand of them!
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
I feel even MORE used now. :(
Jo The Waiter If You Stay, I'd Stay Right Beside You, And My Love, I'd Help To Remind You.... says:
I told you, they don't mean anything to me!
It's just a casual thing!
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
I'll bet you tie them up in the same why you tie ME up.. and I'll bet you even call them Flithy Whores! Don't you?! DON'T YOU?!
Jo The Waiter If You Stay, I'd Stay Right Beside You, And My Love, I'd Help To Remind You.... says:
No! I don't! I respect them! I treat them well! I don't tie them up like I tie you up!
You're special to me!
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
*Sniff sniff* Okay, I'll take your word for it..
Jo The Waiter If You Stay, I'd Stay Right Beside You, And My Love, I'd Help To Remind You.... says:
Good. Now, let's go back to the basement, I'll tie you up and cut you and then lick at your blood, and we'll forget this ever happened.
--B e t h--..."This Is Your Pathetic Little Castle, But At Least You're The King Of It..." says:
:) Aww
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 10:17 pm
All things considered, I think that conversation went reasonably well.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/12/06 at 11:33 pm
y'all should maybe just go ahead and start having these exchanges on the forum, since you're just pasting them on here anyway.
just carry on as though we weren't here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 11:34 pm
y'all should maybe just go ahead and start having these exchanges on the forum, since you're just pasting them on here anyway.
just carry on as though we weren't here.
Thank you so much for understanding, Tia. *brings mass flock of hookers and junkies onto forum* These are my friends, they'll be staying with us for awhile. Cheer up, it'll be like living in a William S. Burroughs book!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/12/06 at 11:50 pm
y'all should maybe just go ahead and start having these exchanges on the forum, since you're just pasting them on here anyway.
just carry on as though we weren't here.
...
Alright, then. Andrew, go get the rope. Everybody, PANTS OFF.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 11:51 pm
Alright, then. Andrew, go get the rope. Everybody, PANTS OFF.
YES! SCORE! *shoos off junkies and hookers* Go do something, or something! Now to make things very uncomfortable for Tia.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/12/06 at 11:57 pm
Yeah, too bad Tia freaking left. Loser.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/12/06 at 11:58 pm
Yeah, too bad Tia freaking left. Loser.
More fun for me *grabs duct tape and syringe* Do you bleed easily, Beth?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/12/06 at 11:59 pm
no no! you misunderestimate me! i said, carry on as though we weren't here! telling us to take off our pants and threatening to make me uncomfortable is very much acting as though we were here!
oh goodness, i feel a sneezing fit coming on.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/13/06 at 12:00 am
oh, okay. i see now. go on, kids, carry on. i'm not here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/13/06 at 12:01 am
oh goodness, i feel a sneezing fit coming on.
You'd like that, wouldn't you? Ya freakin' sick weirdo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/13/06 at 12:02 am
no no! you misunderestimate me! i said, carry on as though we weren't here! telling us to take off our pants and threatening to make me uncomfortable is very much acting as though we were here!
oh goodness, i feel a sneezing fit coming on.
Oh, okay. Hey, who wants to do it over there where Tia usually stands? I mean, he's not here...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/13/06 at 12:03 am
I will!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/13/06 at 12:04 am
Oh, okay. Hey, who wants to do it over there where Tia usually stands? I mean, he's not here...
*Waves hand violently in the air*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/13/06 at 12:05 am
You'd like that, wouldn't you? Ya freakin' sick weirdo.
no no no! sneezeophiles don't like sneezing! they like it when other people sneeze. i was just having this conversation earlier.
it was weird how they dropped me off right after that. i mean, we were nowhere near my house. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/13/06 at 12:05 am
*Waves hand violently in the air*
I will!
Ooh, I like my odds here. Let's go! Hmm... it seems as if some invisible, Tia-shaped lump is here.. everyone climb on top of it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/13/06 at 12:06 am
I fit perfectly!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/13/06 at 12:07 am
I fit perfectly!?
Is that a question!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/13/06 at 12:09 am
*hup-CHEE.*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/13/06 at 12:11 am
*hup-CHEE.*
...
Aw, HELL no.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/13/06 at 12:14 am
Gesundheit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/13/06 at 12:20 am
'kay, now i'm really not here anymore.
i always gotta do that right before i go to bed, or else i can't sleep.
all right, carry on as though i were here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/13/06 at 12:21 am
all right, carry on as though i were here.
Very well..
I say, the weather's been.. oh, who am I kidding? *rips off everyone's pants*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 05/13/06 at 12:22 am
Me: My sister always has a glass of milk before she goes to bed. It makes her sleepy.
Marie: I can't have milk before I go to bed. It doesn't make me tired, it makes me sh*t.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/13/06 at 12:24 am
Very well..
I say, the weather's been.. oh, who am I kidding? *rips off everyone's pants*
;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/13/06 at 12:25 am
My Uncle had me burn him a few of my parents' albums, and then he left.
Uncle John: Hey, don't tell your old man about this.
Me: (yells) DAD, UNCLE JOHN'S LEAVING WITH COPIED CDS!
Uncle John: You lousy dick!
My Mom: John! We don't need that language!
John: I'm sorry. Andrew, you penis.
My Mom: No, that doesn't sound right.
Dad: Andrew, you, you, you... you lousy CIRCUMCISION!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/06 at 5:24 pm
--B e t h--..."I Like Jews! I like Christian People! There Should Be No Problem!..." says:
Seriously, though, whoa.. it's really not that long until you graduate... imagine all the stuff we can do..!
Mr. Self-Destruct I'll Rip The Skin From God's Face.. I'll Steal The Light From Heaven's Gate says:
......
--B e t h--..."I Like Jews! I like Christian People! There Should Be No Problem!..." says:
......
--B e t h--..."I Like Jews! I like Christian People! There Should Be No Problem!..." says:
*slaps hand*
--B e t h--..."I Like Jews! I like Christian People! There Should Be No Problem!..." says:
Aaaandrew!
Mr. Self-Destruct I'll Rip The Skin From God's Face.. I'll Steal The Light From Heaven's Gate says:
STOP SETTING ME UP THEN!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/06 at 5:27 pm
You know, I think you're right.. all of our conversations somehow get back to either sex or bustin' on Doms and Alex.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/14/06 at 5:29 pm
You know, I think you're right.. all of our conversations somehow get back to either sex or bustin' on Doms and Alex.
Wait, wait... bustin' on me!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/06 at 5:34 pm
Wait, wait... bustin' on me!?
You and your groovy teenage orgies.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/14/06 at 5:47 pm
You and your groovy teenage orgies.
Your part of those orgies
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/06 at 5:48 pm
Your part of those orgies
You aren't.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/14/06 at 5:48 pm
You aren't.
So you bust on yourself?
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/14/06 at 5:56 pm
So you bust on yourself?
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
Orgies? Busting on yourself? Paints a sordid picture for you, Dom. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/06 at 6:24 pm
Orgies? Busting on yourself? Paints a sordid picture for you, Dom. ;D
http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/Fwned_JPEG_Resized.JPG
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/14/06 at 6:33 pm
http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/Fwned_JPEG_Resized.JPG
What does that picture mean, Andrew?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 05/14/06 at 6:35 pm
What does that picture mean, Andrew?
Dom got owned
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 05/14/06 at 6:37 pm
Dom got owned
Oh. ??? . . . :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/14/06 at 9:34 pm
Oh. ??? . . . :)
Yeah, I find it's far easier to smile and leave.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/15/06 at 9:51 pm
not really funny when it was said, Vaughn picks up words from everywhere...and you just don't know when he is going to say them.
Today, in the car, on the way home from dinner. Vaughn was saying silly stuff to Chris, joking around with him....
Vaughn: I'm gonna poke you in the eye
Chris: No you aren't
Vaughn: I'm gonna put a tree in your eye....a glass in your eye...etc...(he was saying all sorts of crazy stuff he was gonna put in his eye)
Chris: uh-huh, sure.
Vaughn: Then I'm gonna reach my arm through the seat (he was in the back seat of the car), and beat your ass!! :o
I usually don't crack a smile or acknowledge when he says something bad....but it took all I had not to bust out laughing, due to the complete seriousness in his voice when he said that. Oy....children, and the things that they do and say!! ::) :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/15/06 at 10:07 pm
ah.. I always enjoy your Vaughn quotes...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/15/06 at 10:15 pm
ah.. I always enjoy your Vaughn quotes...
he's quite the character, that's for sure! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/15/06 at 10:59 pm
he's quite the character, that's for sure! ;)
That's what I like about kids, they say the darndest things! (Don't sue me, Nick at Nite!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/16/06 at 5:10 pm
"I love zombies. The only thing I love more than zombies is my son, and if I could get him to be a zombie and not eat me or the dogs I'd do it."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/17/06 at 10:36 am
"Put your right arm around you and then try to grab your chair and then try to reach the right hand with the left hand...it's easy!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/17/06 at 12:17 pm
"Put your right arm around you and then try to grab your chair and then try to reach the right hand with the left hand...it's easy!"
Somebody else knows that trick then.
The proper way to do it is.
"Girls can't touch their elbows behind their backs."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/17/06 at 12:19 pm
Somebody else knows that trick then.
The proper way to do it is.
"Girls can't touch their elbows behind their backs."
I"m doing it and I don't see what's so har...ohhhhhhhh....cheeky boy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/17/06 at 12:30 pm
I"m doing it and I don't see what's so har...ohhhhhhhh....cheeky boy.
Smile for the cameras.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/17/06 at 4:56 pm
...
Alright, then. Andrew, go get the rope. Everybody, PANTS OFF.
Does this mean my pants has to come off?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/17/06 at 5:28 pm
Does this mean my pants has to come off?
She wants you to parade around her bedroom with your pants off singing "I'm a little teapot"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/17/06 at 6:42 pm
Does this mean my pants has to come off?
Dear GOD, No..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/17/06 at 6:59 pm
like's he's ever wearing pants to begin with.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/17/06 at 7:36 pm
like's he's ever wearing pants to begin with
Yeah, I noticed that his belt was crooked on the picture of him and Robin. They probably hurried up and dressed him for the picture taking event.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/17/06 at 7:36 pm
like's he's ever wearing pants to begin with.
I have to go gouge my eyes out.
I will never read again
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/18/06 at 6:58 am
Yeah, I noticed that his belt was crooked on the picture of him and Robin. They probably hurried up and dressed him for the picture taking event.
That part was my fault.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/18/06 at 6:59 am
like's he's ever wearing pants to begin with.
Of course I wear pants! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/18/06 at 6:59 am
She wants you to parade around her bedroom with your pants off singing "I'm a little teapot"
You wouldn't want to see me with my pants off.I look lumpy and hairy. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 05/18/06 at 8:05 am
You wouldn't want to see me with my pants off.I look lumpy and hairy. :P
So do most blokes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/18/06 at 10:30 am
You wouldn't want to see me with my pants off.I look lumpy and hairy. :P
I just tasted my breakfast again... :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/18/06 at 11:36 am
You wouldn't want to see me with my pants off.I look lumpy and hairy. :P
I don't want to see you with them off, she does.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/18/06 at 4:38 pm
I don't want to see you with them off, she does.
Are you referring to my girlfriend? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/18/06 at 4:38 pm
I just tasted my breakfast again... :P
I'm sorry about that. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/18/06 at 7:14 pm
yesterday, after Vaughn overheard me talking about my cold/sinus infection that I have:
Vaughn: You have....post nasal drip? ???
Me: LOL LOL LOL (cracking up laughing)...what you don't come out with Vaughn! ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/18/06 at 7:32 pm
I'm surprised he even remembered the words..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/18/06 at 7:33 pm
I'm surprised he even remembered the words..!
he shocks me with how much he remembers. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/18/06 at 7:34 pm
he shocks me with how much he remembers. ;D
MUAHAHAH! I HEARD WHAT VAUGHN SOUNDS LIKE TODAY!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/18/06 at 7:35 pm
MUAHAHAH! I HEARD WHAT VAUGHN SOUNDS LIKE TODAY!!!
ok...now imagine hearing that non-stop...all day long, without any breaks in between!!!! LOL! :o ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/18/06 at 7:42 pm
ok...now imagine hearing that non-stop...all day long, without any breaks in between!!!! LOL! :o ;D
He said "Fine! I'm just gonna go on the rockinghorse!" Then I was informed there is no rockinghorse!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/18/06 at 7:46 pm
He said "Fine! I'm just gonna go on the rockinghorse!" Then I was informed there is no rockinghorse!?
he's a strange ranger!! LOLOL! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/18/06 at 7:57 pm
At the dinner table tonight:
Mom: *Complaining about the neighbors* Then I said "Hi" to the littlest weirdo, and she just STARED at me like I had three heads! Ugh!
Dad: Oh Boy..
Mom: I know!
Dad: My Hemorrhoids are acting up tonight
Mom: ...
Me:... *Almost has food to mouth but comes to a screeching halt*
*Silence*
Me: Well, way to ruin a perfectly good family meal! *Gets up and leaves*
Dad: Ah, we were sick o' you, anyway!
..>:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/18/06 at 7:59 pm
At the dinner table tonight:
Mom: *Complaining about the neighbors* Then I said "Hi" to the littlest weirdo, and she just STARED at me like I had three heads! Ugh!
Dad: Oh Boy..
Mom: I know!
Dad: My Hemorrhoids are acting up tonight
Mom: ...
Me:... *Almost has food to mouth but comes to a screeching halt*
*Silence*
Me: Well, way to ruin a perfectly good family meal! *Gets up and leaves*
Dad: Ah, we were sick o' you, anyway!
..>:-{
what a creep! See, ya should have just stayed here! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/19/06 at 3:33 pm
So do most blokes
Most blokes look lumpy and hairy?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/19/06 at 4:14 pm
At the dinner table tonight:
Mom: *Complaining about the neighbors* Then I said "Hi" to the littlest weirdo, and she just STARED at me like I had three heads! Ugh!
Dad: Oh Boy..
Mom: I know!
Dad: My Hemorrhoids are acting up tonight
Mom: ...
Me:... *Almost has food to mouth but comes to a screeching halt*
*Silence*
Me: Well, way to ruin a perfectly good family meal! *Gets up and leaves*
Dad: Ah, we were sick o' you, anyway!
..>:-{
Your dad has hemorroids!?
Suddenly, he's a lot less sexy. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 05/19/06 at 7:13 pm
At the dinner table tonight:
Mom: *Complaining about the neighbors* Then I said "Hi" to the littlest weirdo, and she just STARED at me like I had three heads! Ugh!
Dad: Oh Boy..
Mom: I know!
Dad: My Hemorrhoids are acting up tonight
Mom: ...
Me:... *Almost has food to mouth but comes to a screeching halt*
*Silence*
Me: Well, way to ruin a perfectly good family meal! *Gets up and leaves*
Dad: Ah, we were sick o' you, anyway!
..>:-{
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in your house! lol
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/19/06 at 8:42 pm
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in your house! lol
nah, it's not really usually that amusing!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 8:56 pm
DominEl: I know that David Bowie had a song in it... speaking of which, David Bowie just came on my computer!
Tia: ew, that's gonna be tough to get out. particularly between the keys.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/19/06 at 9:05 pm
DominEl: I know that David Bowie had a song in it... speaking of which, David Bowie just came on my computer!
Tia: ew, that's gonna be tough to get out. particularly between the keys.
:o took me this long to get it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/19/06 at 9:07 pm
:o took me this long to get it!
I got it as soon as I saw it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 9:10 pm
:o took me this long to get it!
Haaa! You're cute.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/19/06 at 9:12 pm
Well, NOW I chuckle at it.. I had no clue why she wanted to quote this at first... ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/19/06 at 9:19 pm
tia knows nothing of such filthy things!
kim richards is gonna sue my ass off, yo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 9:21 pm
tia knows nothing of such filthy things!
kim richards is gonna sue my ass off, yo.
blah blah blah driven snow blah blah
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/19/06 at 9:31 pm
blah blah blah driven snow blah blah
hello? did we not talk about the "tia is never wrong" rule? throw me a friggin' BONE here, samantha...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 9:33 pm
hello? did we not talk about the "tia is never wrong" rule? throw me a friggin' BONE here, samantha...
OK...
and i bet you're right...Kim will sue your ass off.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/19/06 at 9:36 pm
OK...
and i bet you're right...Kim will sue your ass off.
if that's all i can get, i'm happy with a nice, hot, juicy lawsuit.
say......
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/19/06 at 9:45 pm
if that's all i can get, i'm happy with a nice, hot, juicy lawsuit.
say......
HEY!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/19/06 at 10:58 pm
DominEl: I know that David Bowie had a song in it... speaking of which, David Bowie just came on my computer!
Tia: ew, that's gonna be tough to get out. particularly between the keys.
Actually.. a straw does the trick.
... or so you told me :-X
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/19/06 at 11:09 pm
Actually.. a straw does the trick.
... or so you told me :-X
I would think that comment was directed to Tia.
my keys are clean...unlike some peoples.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/19/06 at 11:27 pm
I would think that comment was directed to Tia.
my keys are clean...unlike some peoples.
Driven snow.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/19/06 at 11:40 pm
You have failed to receive file "PORN!.wma" from --B e t h--..."Close Your Eyes When We Kiss. 'Cause I Am Prepared To Set Myself On Fire For This...".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/19/06 at 11:44 pm
You have failed to receive file "PORN!.wma" from --B e t h--..."Close Your Eyes When We Kiss. 'Cause I Am Prepared To Set Myself On Fire For This...".
B-but.. SNAP! I was tricking you! It wasn't really--... ah, nevermind!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/20/06 at 9:02 am
So you want Andrew to start looking at pr0nzes eh!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/20/06 at 9:04 am
So you want Andrew to start looking at pr0nzes eh!?
Well, I better just go with it, then...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/20/06 at 7:09 pm
DominEl says:
Dominic's Gay!
I knew it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/21/06 at 1:46 pm
The other day Vaughn was asking me to look and see if he had anything up his nose.....
Vaughn: I think I have something up my nose
Me: No you don't Vaughn
Vaughn: Let me see if you have something in your nose
Me: (humoring him, and putting my head back)
Vaughn: No, there's nothing there except some hair....*pause*....what are you trying to do, grow a mustache?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I couldn't contain my laughter with that one! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/21/06 at 4:33 pm
The other day Vaughn was asking me to look and see if he had anything up his nose.....
Vaughn: I think I have something up my nose
Me: No you don't Vaughn
Vaughn: Let me see if you have something in your nose
Me: (humoring him, and putting my head back)
Vaughn: No, there's nothing there except some hair....*pause*....what are you trying to do, grow a mustache?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I couldn't contain my laughter with that one! ;)
Some parents would beat their child for that!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/21/06 at 4:34 pm
The other day Vaughn was asking me to look and see if he had anything up his nose.....
Vaughn: I think I have something up my nose
Me: No you don't Vaughn
Vaughn: Let me see if you have something in your nose
You sure that wasn't Tia asking you that? :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 4:37 pm
You sure that wasn't Tia asking you that? :)
I was talking with some dude at a party yesterday and he had those great tufts of hair hanging out of his nose. I stared at them in revolted, horrified fascination. Eureka! I'm cured of my nose thing. it just took a little aversion therapy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/21/06 at 4:38 pm
I was talking with some dude at a party yesterday and he had those great tufts of hair hanging out of his nose. I stared at them in revolted, horrified fascination. Eureka! I'm cured of my nose thing. it just took a little aversion therapy.
Ick. plain and simple.
ick.
glad yu're cured.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 4:45 pm
His fingernails were filthy, too. and his hair was greasy. And this one time food flew out of his mouth while he was talking. And get this: he was part of a working comedy troupe! I was like, you do NOT present this funky self in front of groups of people, do you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/21/06 at 4:48 pm
His fingernails were filthy, too. and his hair was greasy. And this one time food flew out of his mouth while he was talking. And get this: he was part of a working comedy troupe! I was like, you do NOT present this funky self in front of groups of people, do you?
ewww.
what kind of crew have you been hanging out with?!
jeez!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 5:25 pm
ewww.
what kind of crew have you been hanging out with?!
jeez!
Old drummer with junk nugget, my previous band. some good folks there but others who skew in the dirty hippie direction.
Dave likes to say what's a hippie? A redneck with no job.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/21/06 at 5:36 pm
Old drummer with junk nugget, my previous band. some good folks there but others who skew in the dirty hippie direction.
Dave likes to say what's a hippie? A redneck with no job.
oh...so you're calling my sister a redneck?
(she'll kill me for that!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/21/06 at 9:13 pm
Old drummer with junk nugget, my previous band. some good folks there but others who skew in the dirty hippie direction.
Dave likes to say what's a hippie? A redneck with no job.
Thanks for filling in for me champ. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/21/06 at 11:21 pm
Thanks for filling in for me champ. :)
ha! actually it was dave the host but i can hear you saying it too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/22/06 at 1:32 am
ha! actually it was dave the host but i can hear you saying it too.
I'm shocked.
Another Dave that shares my particular views on the jobless wonders. There can't be more than 10,000 of us now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/22/06 at 1:35 am
I'm shocked.
Another Dave that shares my particular views on the jobless wonders. There can't be more than 10,000 of us now.
per square mile, ya mean?
the whole drop in, drop out, tune off, wtf ever thing, is done for! for chrissakes drop all the acid you want, but SCRUB YER DAMN NAILS. THE MAN IS NOT OBLIGING YOU TO HAVE CLEAN NAILS, IT'S BASIC CIVILITY.
my other friend samantha is smart as a whip but all up off deep in hippiespace and i ran out of patience for it. you can't even get her out the damn living room!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 05/22/06 at 3:26 am
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/22/06 at 9:56 am
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
good to know someone's keeping up with the stats on that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/22/06 at 10:08 am
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
He's got a long way to go yet.
8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/22/06 at 10:11 am
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
good to know someone's keeping up with the stats on that.
With the stats kept in a log book?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 05/22/06 at 10:11 am
oh...so you're calling my sister a redneck?
(she'll kill me for that!)
Ooooh...them's fightin' words. ;)
(All the hippies I hang out have day jobs. At some point during any gathering, someone's bound to ask, "So what do you do in real life?")
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/22/06 at 10:32 am
Ooooh...them's fightin' words. ;)
(All the hippies I hang out have day jobs. At some point during any gathering, someone's bound to ask, "So what do you do in real life?")
Wait.. there are gatherings...
.. and me here with this jar of anthrax.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/22/06 at 10:43 am
Wait.. there are gatherings...
.. and me here with this jar of anthrax.
getting slightly back on topic:
great non-forum quotes.....about hippies.
Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Cartman: Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.
Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em!
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't wnat to shoot anything.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/22/06 at 10:46 am
getting slightly back on topic:
great non-forum quotes.....about hippies.
Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Cartman: Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.
Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em!
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't wnat to shoot anything.
It checks out.
All true.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/22/06 at 2:07 pm
getting slightly back on topic:
great non-forum quotes.....about hippies.
Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Cartman: Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
Cartman: M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.
Cartman: I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em!
Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't wnat to shoot anything.
I saw that episode last Monday while I was excercising.. I loved it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/22/06 at 4:13 pm
.... Hippies WEREN'T bad (at first).
It just turned into a giant thing everybody did so they could have an excuse to get high and have kids while listening to Jimi Hendrix :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/22/06 at 4:17 pm
My son this morning (after checking the contents of the toilet)
"That's the world's biggest poo. It's not the longest one in the world though" :-\\
What's the world's record? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 8:53 am
Me, 1AM, Portions of an Instant Messenger conversation (edited for your entertainment- )
oh man
i am a drunik girl
and i dropped y phone in the toilet
you want tot talk to me no
w
heeee
you need ot hear\\\\
noe it..1:30!
i knw!
oit was in my pocket
and i dropped in the pee
1. when i type in IM its really smal
who isd ra]h thte cat
i'm seeing tow
screens'
now
and i cant tye[ppp
unless yopu weamt to talk about something really
imporatatst
i cant saty up
yo should send thids otto me so i can see
it omorrew
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 05/23/06 at 9:47 am
Me, 1AM, Portions of an Instant Messenger conversation (edited for your entertainment- )
oh man
i am a drunik girl
and i dropped y phone in the toilet
you want tot talk to me no
w
heeee
you need ot hear\\\\
noe it..1:30!
Nine hours later, you are very capable of typing. That's not a bad recovery! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 9:50 am
Nine hours later, you are very capable of typing. That's not a bad recovery! ;)
I actually type better. I had to get all the bad typing out of me- it was like detox.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/23/06 at 9:51 am
Nine hours later, you are very capable of typing. That's not a bad recovery! ;)
That's what I was thinking. I definitely like to put a few back and prattle about HuG till everybody wants to throttle me, but if I drink so much I'm just slappin' my limp fingers against the keys like that, I'm not making it to work the next day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 1:40 pm
That's what I was thinking. I definitely like to put a few back and prattle about HuG till everybody wants to throttle me, but if I drink so much I'm just slappin' my limp fingers against the keys like that, I'm not making it to work the next day.
I'm durable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/23/06 at 1:53 pm
Me, 1AM, Portions of an Instant Messenger conversation (edited for your entertainment- )
oh man
i am a drunik girl
and i dropped y phone in the toilet
you want tot talk to me no
w
heeee
you need ot hear\\\\
noe it..1:30!
i knw!
oit was in my pocket
and i dropped in the pee
1. when i type in IM its really smal
who isd ra]h thte cat
i'm seeing tow
screens'
now
and i cant tye[ppp
unless yopu weamt to talk about something really
imporatatst
i cant saty up
yo should send thids otto me so i can see
it omorrew
I can't believe you left out our discussion on Ralph the cat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/23/06 at 1:57 pm
I'm durable.
you're resiliant ;)
at work just now,
Liz: "hey Mike, I'm going for a walk, is it nice outside"?
me with sudden feeling of irritability and annoyance and wishing to make my co-worker feel stupid for asking: "uh, I don't know, I've been sitting here at my desk like you for 2 hours, but when I came in 2 hours ago it was ok", um, I guess it''s nice out, look outside thru the window".
Liz realizing it was stupid to ask me: "ok, I'm going for a walk.
and who said I was a nice guy. Gosh!!! I got low tolerance for dumb questions
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:05 pm
I can't believe you left out our discussion on Ralph the cat.
I had it in there, but it was taking up tons of space! It is really funny.
I think i need a Karen Types Drunk thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:15 pm
Here is the Ralph the cat conversation: KK and Davey
I'm afraid It's hard for me to ooze down to you're level.. darling
from my sister: Hey Ka -- did you just get home from the gig at Julia Music?
i said..i got drunk at ralphs house
hehehe
i'm sorry
ralph..
i will be no fun
HAHAHAHAHA!
RALPH
yes
he's a ral]h thte cat
lo;
well, that's an interesting question
Regarding ra]]h
can you answer it
I believe it was Trappatoni who said "a ra]]h is to one's mind as a thte is to one's body"
No, I can't answer it, I have no idea whatsoever what you were attempting to communicate
what? you said ralph the cat...who is that?
a cat, named ralph
1:45 AM
trust me on this one
fine
i trust you
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/23/06 at 2:15 pm
I had it in there, but it was taking up tons of space! It is really funny.
I think i need a Karen Types Drunk thread.
drunk-chicks rock 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/23/06 at 2:16 pm
Here is the Ralph the cat conversation: KK and Davey
I'm afraid It's hard for me to ooze down to you're level.. darling
from my sister: Hey Ka -- did you just get home from the gig at Julia Music?
i said..i got drunk at ralphs house
hehehe
i'm sorry
ralph..
i will be no fun
HAHAHAHAHA!
RALPH
yes
he's a ral]h thte cat
lo;
well, that's an interesting question
Regarding ra]]h
can you answer it
I believe it was Trappatoni who said "a ra]]h is to one's mind as a thte is to one's body"
No, I can't answer it, I have no idea whatsoever what you were attempting to communicate
what? you said ralph the cat...who is that?
a cat, named ralph
1:45 AM
trust me on this one
fine
i trust you
You're still no closer to knowing are you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/23/06 at 2:24 pm
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=22788107
well that didn't take long. there's also an urbandictionary.com entry for Ralph the cat but my work filter won't let me go there. As for ra]f, results are inconclusive.
Looks like I made a mistake sacking out at 11 pm yesterday watching "amazon women of the prehistoric planet." But I was up til 3 am the night before so...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:29 pm
drunk-chicks rock 8)
Thanx. It don't happen often but when it do?!!!!! watchout!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:31 pm
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=22788107
well that didn't take long. there's also an urbandictionary.com entry for Ralph the cat but my work filter won't let me go there. As for ra]f, results are inconclusive.
I couldn't type Ps or Ls...and i really couldn't see well..I need a drunk blog.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/23/06 at 2:32 pm
It don't happen often ???
course i'm sauced every other night so it's not like i can talk.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/23/06 at 2:44 pm
???
course i'm sauced every other night so it's not like i can talk.
next time i'll call you and we'll have lots of good, non-forum quotes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/23/06 at 2:45 pm
???
course i'm sauced every other night so it's not like i can talk.
Practise.
You need to do some endurance training for the marathon at the end of June.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/24/06 at 10:00 am
"we actually do ass-crack waxing where i work with my mother. i would be willing to do it, bc i never have enuff $$, but they said it's a delicate area and if i 'burn' or 'tear skin' there, i could get sued.."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/06 at 10:03 am
"we actually do ass-crack waxing where i work with my mother. i would be willing to do it, bc i never have enuff $$, but they said it's a delicate area and if i 'burn' or 'tear skin' there, i could get sued.."
Someone said that?? :D
Lets start an arse-crack waxing post in the Fetish Thread (my fave thread at the mo..)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/24/06 at 10:07 am
Someone said that?? :D
I want that job.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/24/06 at 10:08 am
Someone said that?? :D
Lets start an arse-crack waxing post in the Fetish Thread (my fave thread at the mo..)
yeah, i dig the fetish thread too, although at the moment there's too much attention on catgirls, which is detracting from the sneezophilia.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/24/06 at 11:44 am
Thanx. It don't happen often but when it do?!!!!! watchout!
is it really so wrong to take advantage of drunk chix ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/24/06 at 12:02 pm
is it really so wrong to take advantage of drunk chix ::)
You just need the approval stamp.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/24/06 at 12:25 pm
last night as I was changing Vaughn into his PJs (which were a bit snug)
Me: Let me help you with your PJ's....show grandma your new Spiderman pajamas
Mom: oh, those are nice Vaughn
Me: (after putting them on him)...wow, they are a big snug
Me: (teasing Vaughn)...look at that big butt!! ;D
Mom: (laughing)
Vaughn: Look at my ghetto booty!!! ;D ;D ;D (as he shakes his butt)
Me: (starts singing lyrics to Sir Mix Alot...I like big butts...etc..)
hahaha..I guess you had to be there! ;D :D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/24/06 at 12:26 pm
You just need the approval stamp.
like a drunk chick is gonna disapprove ;D ;D please 8)
last night as I was changing Vaughn into his PJs (which were a bit snug)
Me: Let me help you with your PJ's....show grandma your new Spiderman pajamas
Mom: oh, those are nice Vaughn
Me: (after putting them on him)...wow, they are a big snug
Me: (teasing Vaughn)...look at that big butt!! ;D
Mom: (laughing)
Vaughn: Look at my ghetto booty!!! ;D ;D ;D (as he shakes his butt)
Me: (starts singing lyrics to Sir Mix Alot...I like big butts...etc..)
hahaha..I guess you had to be there! ;D :D ;)
that must have been hella funny Erin, and so cute he is. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/24/06 at 12:28 pm
like a drunk chick is gonna disapprove ;D ;D please 8)
that must have been hella funny Erin, and so cute he is. ;D
it was flippin' hilarious!! What he doesn't come out with sometimes!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/24/06 at 12:35 pm
it was flippin' hilarious!! What he doesn't come out with sometimes!! :D ;D
It is etched in your mind forever, too bad you didn't have a camcorder going for that one. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/24/06 at 12:44 pm
You just need the approval stamp.
Where should the approval stamp be placed? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/24/06 at 1:10 pm
Where should the approval stamp be placed? ;D
The approval stamp will be on the placed right on one of the guys' hip bones.
"hi- you're drunk...wanna make out?"
"no, silly...you have to have the stamp!h eehee hee"
"But I do, see?" (this is a great opportunity to show off some skin and get half unzipped!)
"ohhhhh ..ok. let's not sit on the couch cuz every time i sit on it , it spins! heeeehehe"
http://www.nfib.com/docs/IO/21511/AM05buyingguide.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/24/06 at 1:57 pm
We had the first day of our Chem final, which requires total silence on everyone's part until the very, very end of the period.
Holtry: Alright.. you may talk.
Some Girl: PENIS!
Seriously, as soon as we got permission. We all laughed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/24/06 at 2:18 pm
I just talked to SmarterChild for the first time in over 3 years..
AvanteGardeBlue: Ahoy, son.
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/24/06 at 4:53 pm
Where should the approval stamp be placed? ;D
On his BUTT. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/24/06 at 6:50 pm
On his BUTT. ;D
right on, Howard!
a good butt is a good thing!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/25/06 at 3:38 pm
right on, Howard!
a good butt is a good thing!
A hairy butt is not
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/25/06 at 3:51 pm
A hairy butt is not
right
unless its Chewbacca
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/25/06 at 4:03 pm
right
unless its Chewbacca
I have a Chewbacca Butt :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/25/06 at 11:39 pm
--B e t h--.."As I Flew Away, I Looked Back Just To See The Ground, Hopeless In My Vision. I Never Had The Chance To Say Goodbye" says:
You gonna miss her at all?
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
..
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
hehehe
--B e t h--.."As I Flew Away, I Looked Back Just To See The Ground, Hopeless In My Vision. I Never Had The Chance To Say Goodbye" says:
:D
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
about as much as I'd miss having a Lego man soldered to the inside of my asshole
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/26/06 at 12:26 am
--B e t h--.."As I Flew Away, I Looked Back Just To See The Ground, Hopeless In My Vision. I Never Had The Chance To Say Goodbye" says:
You gonna miss her at all?
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
..
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
hehehe
--B e t h--.."As I Flew Away, I Looked Back Just To See The Ground, Hopeless In My Vision. I Never Had The Chance To Say Goodbye" says:
:D
TheDarkMarkedIt'sDominion - RapeTheConfessorWho'sCaressSheKnewBefore says:
about as much as I'd miss having a Lego man soldered to the inside of my Ashcroft
Haha. Ashcroft.
Shoot, first "ashcroft" then about 10 minutes later you idiotically_tried_to_break_the_rules_by_using_profanity..!!!111oneoneone
What's next, I ask?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/26/06 at 12:08 pm
The approval stamp will be on the placed right on one of the guys' hip bones.
http://www.nfib.com/docs/IO/21511/AM05buyingguide.jpg
Nice one
On his BUTT. ;D
;D ;D
Well mine is 'An Ode to Wendy'
For the last few weeks I've been writing some verses about an offensive, vitriolic school gossip (aka Wendy The Wicked Witch of West Sussex) who has spread vicious rumours about several people here at work, and it's my very last day and I'm sending a copy to those who I know can't stand stand her either, so when they return after half term they can have a laugh at the sods expense.
Sent anon of course but they'll know it's me who's compiled it. ;D ;D
I might post it here sometime
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/26/06 at 3:00 pm
http://www.nfib.com/docs/IO/21511/AM05buyingguide.jpg
Nice one
;D ;D
Well mine is 'An Ode to Wendy'
For the last few weeks I've been writing some verses about an offensive, vitriolic school gossip (aka Wendy The Wicked Witch of West Sussex) who has spread vicious rumours about several people here at work, and it's my very last day and I'm sending a copy to those who I know can't stand stand her either, so when they return after half term they can have a laugh at the sods expense.
Sent anon of course but they'll know it's me who's compiled it. ;D ;D
I might post it here sometime
You wouldn't want to see mine. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/27/06 at 10:34 pm
....
- First on your list - says:
So.. today we celebrated my grandma's birthday by going out to a restaurant....
They both peed themselves
- First on your list - says:
We immediately got the car washed!
- First on your list - says:
It turns out, she took like.. 20 minutes because she couldn't put on her pants, and my sister found her without anything on under her torso... and she had to put her pants on her
- First on your list - says:
NO UNDIES EITHER!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/27/06 at 10:36 pm
....
- First on your list - says:
So.. today we celebrated my grandma's birthday by going out to a restaurant....
They both peed themselves
- First on your list - says:
We immediately got the car washed!
- First on your list - says:
It turns out, she took like.. 20 minutes because she couldn't put on her pants, and my sister found her without anything on under her torso... and she had to put her pants on her
- First on your list - says:
NO UNDIES EITHER!
See.. once they start pissing themselves.. old people just need to be made in to mulch.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 1:19 pm
Meh says:
Him: "Sorry, i've dropped my book, would you mind picking it up for me, as I have a bad back?"
Hot Girl: "Sure... why are you shoving your pencil case down my top?!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 05/28/06 at 5:15 pm
Meh says:
Him: "Sorry, i've dropped my book, would you mind picking it up for me, as I have a bad back?"
Hot Girl: "Sure... why are you shoving your pencil case down my top?!"
;D
I believe we were discussing your friend's secret camera equipment he uses on hot girls... lucky bastard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 6:39 pm
Mike on a pretty lady:
Meh says:
not jaw-droppingly 'bone-me-now-erific, but pretty
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 05/28/06 at 6:51 pm
Mike on a pretty lady:
Meh says:
not jaw-droppingly 'bone-me-now-erific, but pretty
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/28/06 at 7:08 pm
;D That's awesome.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/28/06 at 8:48 pm
Meh says:
>:( harsh
Meh says:
harsh? that sounds like...
Meh says:
MARSH :\'(
:\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/28/06 at 8:52 pm
Meh says:
you do it to me often...
Meh says:
...but yeah, it feels good
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 05/28/06 at 8:53 pm
Meh says:
you do it to me often...
Meh says:
...but yeah, it feels good
OBJECTION!
Your honour, this quote was being used entirely out of context!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 8:56 pm
OBJECTION!
Your honour, this quote was being used entirely out of context!
Sure it was, homo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 8:59 pm
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
Yo.
Heavens Gates Won't Open Up For Me. With These Broken Wings Im falling says:
whats up
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
Not much. You?
Heavens Gates Won't Open Up For Me. With These Broken Wings Im falling says:
n2m just looking at some porn and whacking the oak tree
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
:o
Give Me A Reason To Believe says:
if you know what i mean
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
Oak Tree? Mine's a redwood, bitch.
Zero Bars Smith "My Demons, Come To Me. This Is Dominion Day!" says:
400 Hundred Feet.
He gets on and just announces that he's.. whacking the oak tree.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/28/06 at 9:55 pm
- First on your list - says:
YOUR MOM IS HOT
--B e t h--...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
.......................................................
- First on your list - says:
.. yeah, now you're paying attention
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/28/06 at 9:57 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: PENIS!
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: VAGINA!
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
AvanteGardeBlue: TESTICLES!
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: CLITORIS!
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: SEX!
SmarterChild: Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/29/06 at 6:49 am
AvanteGardeBlue: PENIS!
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: VAGINA!
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
AvanteGardeBlue: TESTICLES!
SmarterChild: Uh, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: CLITORIS!
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
AvanteGardeBlue: SEX!
SmarterChild: Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much.
Every quote has to be about sex?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/29/06 at 7:40 am
At yesterday's BBQ:
Bob: my aunt had a grape tree. that also grew apples.
me: was she a geneticist?
Bob: no
Nan: Did she have wings?
Bob: no
me: was it an apple tree with a grape vine growing on it?
Bob: yes
Nan: your story sucks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 05/29/06 at 7:46 am
At yesterday's BBQ:
Bob: my aunt had a grape tree. that also grew apples.
me: was she a geneticist?
Bob: no
Nan: Did she have wings?
Bob: no
me: was it an apple tree with a grape vine growing on it?
Bob: yes
Nan: your story sucks.
Ah, the wisdom of the old!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/29/06 at 9:59 am
Every quote has to be about sex?
Nope, I was just messing with SmarterChild.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 9:22 am
IM with my friend
My Friend: so I saw pete and he told me a great story
My Friend: seems that on friday - Daryll stepped outside the bar for a smoke
Me: yeah...
My Friend: he saw a dude gettng jumped by two other dudes so he jumped in to help out
Me: oh no
My Friend: turns out the dude was a drug dealer being arrested by two undercover detectives
My Friend: daryll gets arrested for disorderly conduct
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 05/30/06 at 9:25 am
I wish I'd had an interesting/funny conversation in the past few days...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 9:26 am
I wish I'd had an interesting/funny conversation in the past few days...
I was trying to think of something funny to say so you and I could have an interesting conversation, but I couldn't think of anything.
It's the thought (and karma for you) that counts.
sorry, pal.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 05/30/06 at 9:27 am
I was trying to think of something funny to say so you and I could have an interesting conversation, but I couldn't think of anything.
It's the thought (and karma for you) that counts.
sorry, pal.
Let's talk about Celebrities ;) It seems everyone can make jokes about celebrities...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/30/06 at 10:39 am
So, we're playing that game where you to name a band starting with a letter of the alphabet, if you don't, you knock back a shot.
Me - "Hmm.. F.. errrrrm, Faith no more."
Michelle - "G.. I don't know.. G, what the hell can I.."
Steve - (wanting to say Great White) "What was Jaws?"
Michelle - "A whale."
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A whale!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 1:36 pm
So, we're playing that game where you to name a band starting with a letter of the alphabet, if you don't, you knock back a shot.
Me - "Hmm.. F.. errrrrm, Faith no more."
Michelle - "G.. I don't know.. G, what the hell can I.."
Steve - (wanting to say Great White) "What was Jaws?"
Michelle - "A whale."
Me - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A whale!"
Wonderful.
Giver her two shots.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 1:50 pm
Ugh...yes, she's back.
Co-worker: What kind of a name is this Angelina took for the baby? Shala...Shalia...I can't even say it. Isnt' that a black name? And why would you go to Nam,..Namriba, dont you want to be safe? Isnt Africa all backward? That's not safe. What's wrong with those two?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 05/30/06 at 2:01 pm
didn't she apply for the position of US ambassador to Namibia? Strange she hasn't heard back.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/30/06 at 2:43 pm
didn't she apply for the position of US ambassador to Namibia? Strange she hasn't heard back.
she's just the worst.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 05/30/06 at 2:50 pm
Ugh...yes, she's back.
Co-worker: What kind of a name is this Angelina took for the baby? Shala...Shalia...I can't even say it. Isnt' that a black name? And why would you go to Nam,..Namriba, dont you want to be safe? Isnt Africa all backward? That's not safe. What's wrong with those two?
Ya know..
I'm almost tempted not to kill her.. just because she provides me with so much second hand amusement.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/30/06 at 4:50 pm
Nope, I was just messing with SmarterChild.
Who's Smarter Child? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/30/06 at 7:10 pm
Who's Smarter Child? ???
An Automated AIM Chatbot... it's a program designed to talk with you. It gives you movie showtimes in your area, weather, occasional light conversation (though truth be told, it's kinda mean), information, etc.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/01/06 at 10:28 pm
NOTHIN' IVORY B!tch!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 06/01/06 at 10:52 pm
" I love you, but I hate you."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/02/06 at 3:10 pm
Justin's Mom: So, how's Lauren?
Me: We broke up.
Justin's Mom: *stifling laughter* That's--pffttttt---tha--pfft-that's terri-pffthahahable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/02/06 at 3:11 pm
Justin's Mom: So, how's Lauren?
Me: We broke up.
Justin's Mom: *stifling laughter* That's--pffttttt---tha--pfft-that's terri-pffthahahable.
LOL. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/02/06 at 3:25 pm
Justin's Mom: So, how's Lauren?
Me: We broke up.
Justin's Mom: *stifling laughter* That's--pffttttt---tha--pfft-that's terri-pffthahahable.
God, that woman's great.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/02/06 at 6:54 pm
God, that woman's great.
Ya, I totally miss her. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/02/06 at 7:37 pm
I tried to get out of a test today... It was on Buddhism, so I demonstrated that I learned something.
Me: Ms. Musser, last night I reached Nirvana. I chose to come back to teach others how to arrive at Nirvana. I have found the secret of existence.. the cause of all suffering is, in fact, you assigning this test.
Ms. Musser: Good news, children! You're all going to Hell!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/02/06 at 9:31 pm
Meh says:
i heard a rumour once that if you wrote '666' on the bathroom mirror, my cat would appear and bite your nose off
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 06/03/06 at 12:29 am
Meh says:
i heard a rumour once that if you wrote '666' on the bathroom mirror, my cat would appear and bite your nose off
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 06/03/06 at 4:11 am
Meh says:
i heard a rumour once that if you wrote '666' on the bathroom mirror, my cat would appear and bite your nose off
Seriously, my cat was pure evil, I wouldn't have been surprised :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/06 at 4:18 am
Seriously, my cat was pure evil, I wouldn't have been surprised :D
Can cats count up to 666?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 06/03/06 at 4:19 am
Can cats count up to 666?
Mine probably could, hence the six hundred and sixty six scratches I recieved during the 10 or so years it was alive
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/04/06 at 6:47 pm
Meh says:
currently home working to Section 7 (something something something) by the Polyphonic Spree
Meh says:
wow, they updated the monotonic spree?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/04/06 at 6:57 pm
Tom: If I had a dime for every time your mother yelled at me I'd be dead.
???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 06/05/06 at 12:14 am
Tom: If I had a dime for every time your mother yelled at me I'd be dead.
???
;D ;D ;D (you have to know Tom to really understand)
p.s. She does yell at him way too much :-X
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/05/06 at 10:31 am
;D ;D ;D (you have to know Tom to really understand)
p.s. She does yell at him way too much :-X
wasn't that funny! he never gets his cliche's right.
KK
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/05/06 at 5:01 pm
"I'm Armando and You're Not"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/06/06 at 5:15 pm
"let's make a robot that plays itself."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/06/06 at 5:16 pm
"let's make a robot that plays itself."
....
EH!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/06/06 at 5:18 pm
"let's make a robot that plays itself."
Are you sure it doesn't play with itself? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/06/06 at 5:19 pm
Are you sure it doesn't play with itself? ;D
yup, because we haven't made it yet.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/07/06 at 1:41 pm
At work we were discussing like the thread "Home is" and I reply with Home is where the ice cream is".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 4:13 pm
Today Vaughn and I were standing in line at a store, and the clerk was ringing us up...Vaughn was rubbing his eyes...
Vaughn (rubbing his eyes): Can you itch my eyeball for me?
Me: (laughing) No, I don't think that would be a good thing to do.
Vaughn: But it's very very itchy
Sales Clerk: What did he say?
Me: He said that he wanted me to "itch his eyeball"
Sales Clerk: (laughing) That's a first for me to hear. :D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/07/06 at 4:14 pm
Today Vaughn and I were standing in line at a store, and the clerk was ringing us up...Vaughn was rubbing his eyes...
Vaughn (rubbing his eyes): Can you itch my eyeball for me?
Me: (laughing) No, I don't think that would be a good thing to do.
Vaughn: But it's very very itchy
Sales Clerk: What did he say?
Me: He said that he wanted me to "itch his eyeball"
Sales Clerk: (laughing) That's a first for me to hear. :D :D ;D
Vaughn must've been tired
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 4:21 pm
Vaughn must've been tired
ya, he probably was...we had been out shopping for a few hours.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/07/06 at 4:26 pm
Today Vaughn and I were standing in line at a store, and the clerk was ringing us up...Vaughn was rubbing his eyes...
Vaughn (rubbing his eyes): Can you itch my eyeball for me?
Me: (laughing) No, I don't think that would be a good thing to do.
Vaughn: But it's very very itchy
Sales Clerk: What did he say?
Me: He said that he wanted me to "itch his eyeball"
Sales Clerk: (laughing) That's a first for me to hear. :D :D ;D
I feel his pain... I've got allergies, and I'm very itchy too :(
Nobody will scratch my eyeballs either.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/07/06 at 4:29 pm
ya, he probably was...we had been out shopping for a few hours.
Did he sleep in your arms?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 4:30 pm
I feel his pain... I've got allergies, and I'm very itchy too :(
Nobody will scratch my eyeballs either.
eyeballs are slimy! LOL! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/07/06 at 4:33 pm
eyeballs are slimy! LOL! :D ;D
Er... Well I meant, eyelids!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/07/06 at 5:01 pm
Today, my last gym class, we set up a badmitton game.. the one team sucked so much people kept joining until it was Me, Pross, and Brandon against 11 people.. and we were still winning 14-3. ;D Bill called us over and said:
Bill: Guys, I just wanna tell you, the school will get up in my ass if I have more then 3 people on a side. Also, I'd like to go on record and say this is the worst, most one-sided game of badmitton ever. Joe, you suck. Okay, that's it, go play.
I loved the honesty.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JohnDenver on 06/07/06 at 5:18 pm
Meatwad: Well, wherever he is...
Master Shake: He's in Hell!
Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is...
Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...
Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/07/06 at 5:23 pm
Meatwad: Well, wherever he is...
Master Shake: He's in Hell!
Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is...
Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...
Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...
I love them!
My quote of the day:
Announcement over loudspeakers at our work building:
Attention-all unessential employees must leave the building (giggling "joe cut it out") the power will be cut as the electric (giggle) company will be installing at new telephone pole across ("quit it!") the street at 4:30 ("I'm gonna kill you")
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/07/06 at 5:34 pm
Meatwad: Well, wherever he is...
Master Shake: He's in Hell!
Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is...
Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...
Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...
Who's Mc PeePants?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/07/06 at 6:11 pm
Who's Mc PeePants?
Stanley Starr.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 7:47 pm
Stanley Starr.
hahaha...you simply...crack me up! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Darkbreed on 06/07/06 at 8:06 pm
Thats what she said.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/06 at 8:07 pm
Did he sleep in your arms?
no, he took a nap before we went shopping.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/07/06 at 10:30 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Oh my god... Have sex with me. Now.
The reasons for why this is being said have been omitted.. it was undoubtedly my fantastic powers.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/07/06 at 10:33 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Oh my god... Have sex with me. Now.
The reasons for why this is being said have been omitted.. it was undoubtedly my fantastic powers.
Hey, Wtf? NO! You have to at least give the reason, YOU NARCISSITIC WHORE!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/07/06 at 11:35 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I thought I heard fireworks
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
It was my mom getting out of bed..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/08/06 at 3:28 pm
no, he took a nap before we went shopping.
Did you fall asleep too? ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/08/06 at 5:33 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I feel bad for guys.
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
They can't wear dresses.
- First on your list - says:
I know, we can't wear anything!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
You know how AWESOME wearing a dress is?!?!
- First on your list - says:
YES
- First on your list - says:
...no
- First on your list - says:
how is it awesome?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I don't know, it's...
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Airy?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
That sounded bad.
- First on your list - says:
Yes
- First on your list - says:
Spacey?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Yeah!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
And cool!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
You should try it sometime.
- First on your list - says:
Ok, I will
- First on your list - says:
when I get a wife
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
wow, really!?
- First on your list - says:
I need to find someone with a dress
- First on your list - says:
My mom might have some
- First on your list - says:
lemme go check
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Dude, yes!
- First on your list - says:
actually... not now
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Go check
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
yes!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
now!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
and put one on!
:o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/08/06 at 6:39 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I feel bad for guys.
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
They can't wear dresses.
WHO SAYS!?
actually that whole dialog should go straight into the inthe00s movie.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/08/06 at 6:43 pm
WHO SAYS!?
actually that whole dialog should go straight into the inthe00s movie.
I am totally for men wearing dresses. I wouldn't blame them at all, they're THAT comfortable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/08/06 at 6:48 pm
WHO SAYS!?
actually that whole dialog should go straight into the inthe00s movie.
hahaha, it will be done!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/08/06 at 6:53 pm
- First on your list - says:
how is it awesome?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I don't know, it's...
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Airy?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
That sounded bad.
- First on your list - says:
Yes
- First on your list - says:
Spacey?
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Yeah!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
And cool!
the word i would use if i had the faintest clue what you guys were talking about is "freeing."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/06 at 7:06 pm
Did you fall asleep too? ;D ;D
no, usually when Vaughn takes his nap....that's when I get things done around the house.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/08/06 at 7:22 pm
I am totally for men wearing dresses. I wouldn't blame them at all, they're THAT comfortable.
I wore a kilt once.. I need to mainstream them into American culture.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/06 at 7:23 pm
I wore a kilt once.. I need to mainstream them into American culture.
when I was in high school..there was a group of guys who would wear these long flowing hippie skirts...and play hacky sack during their lunch period....it was something to see! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/08/06 at 8:15 pm
when I was in high school..there was a group of guys who would wear these long flowing hippie skirts...and play hacky sack during their lunch period....it was something to see! ;)
That's so cool.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/09/06 at 3:29 pm
no, usually when Vaughn takes his nap....that's when I get things done around the house.
A mother like you really needs some peace and quiet
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JohnDenver on 06/10/06 at 2:22 pm
Inignot: We are here for your pornography.
Err: So hand over those magazines!
Carl: Oh, I got some magazines for ya all right. They're filled with hollow points!
(Wait... Are TV show quotes acceptable here? Or am I spamming needlessly again?)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/10/06 at 2:24 pm
Inignot: We are here for your pornography.
Err: So hand over those magazines!
Carl: Oh, I got some magazines for ya all right. They're filled with hollow points!
(Wait... Are TV show quotes acceptable here? Or am I spamming needlessly again?)
Yep, I think it's acceptable.. I mean, it is a non-forum quote.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JohnDenver on 06/10/06 at 2:36 pm
In that case...
Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/10/06 at 8:40 pm
In that case...
Carl: If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else.
"Is this a cemetary, or this a const- yep, this is a construction site, isn't it? Yes it is."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/10/06 at 9:50 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I like it both ways, honestly.
I KNEW IT.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/10/06 at 9:51 pm
Your HAIR! YOUR HAIR, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/10/06 at 9:51 pm
Your HAIR! YOUR HAIR, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED!
No one will ever believe you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/10/06 at 10:27 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I'm still on top of you, and I'm not planning on getting off of you anytime soon.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/11/06 at 8:59 am
my grandma: "I like your new house"
Me: "Me too"
My grandma: "Do you like your new house?
Me : "Yes, I do"
My grandma: "Good."
Two hours later:
my grandma: "I like your new house"
Me: "Me too"
My grandma: "Do you like your new house?
Me : "Yes, I do"
My grandma: "Good."
Another two hours later:
my grandma: "I like your new house"
Me: "Me too"
My grandma: "Do you like your new house?
Me : "Yes, I do"
My grandma: "Good."
See a pattern?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/11/06 at 10:36 am
See a pattern?
... No. :-[
Last night, we went to the movies.. they had that new marketing gimmic for Sprite, the "SubLYMONal Advertising" stuff.. we watched about 10 straight minutes of bizarre flashes, and then it ended.
Guy In Theatre: *stands up* Must... kill... Castro.... Must.. kill.... Castro.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 06/11/06 at 10:45 am
^ I don't get it. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/11/06 at 10:46 am
that means you're probably the assassin. they never remember hearing the triggerword.
that lymon commercial is annoying and insulting. they flash a little "obey" on the screen trying to make a joke out of the disdain they hold the audience in.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/11/06 at 11:53 am
that lymon commercial is annoying and insulting. they flash a little "obey" on the screen trying to make a joke out of the disdain they hold the audience in.
I hate them.. it's like they TRY to be weird or trippy... and just... fail.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/12/06 at 4:32 pm
"I feel itchy and wet" Robin last night. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/06 at 5:52 pm
"I feel itchy and wet" Robin last night. ;D
Howard, do you remember what I told you about crossing the line?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 06/12/06 at 5:53 pm
Howard, do you remember what I told you about crossing the line?
That's it, he's lost his privileges! Put him out back and tie him up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/12/06 at 6:06 pm
That's it, he's lost his privileges! Put him out back and tie him up.
will that help?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 06/12/06 at 6:15 pm
will that help?
No.........http://bestsmileys.com/sad/6.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/06 at 6:33 pm
That's it, he's lost his privileges! Put him out back and tie him up.
He'll be spending the night out there, I say.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/12/06 at 9:49 pm
- First on your list - says:
carry on, my wayward son
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure I'm going to carry on your wayward son.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/12/06 at 9:50 pm
- First on your list - says:
There'll be peace when you are gone
- SmarterChild - says:
sorry, i dunno the time for gone.
- First on your list - says:
lay your weary head to rest
- SmarterChild - says:
no.
- First on your list - says:
don't you cry no more
- SmarterChild - says:
i just dunno if i cry no more.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/12/06 at 10:44 pm
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
tomorrow
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
I have to have a toe cut off
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
.................
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
The whole bloody thing?!
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
yes
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Which one?!
Sometimes..
she amazes me with her ignorance.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/12/06 at 10:45 pm
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
tomorrow
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
I have to have a toe cut off
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
.................
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
The whole bloody thing?!
StayfudgeinStrongAndPrepareForWar says:
yes
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Which one?!
Sometimes..
she amazes me with her ignorance.
Seemed to have skipped the part where I called you a liar ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/12/06 at 10:53 pm
Seemed to have skipped the part where I called you a liar ::)
Which happened after this.
You seem to get 'mis quoted' ::) ... a lot. Could it be, that.. you're just not too switched on?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/12/06 at 11:11 pm
Which happened after this.
You seem to get 'mis quoted' ::) ... a lot. Could it be, that.. you're just not too switched on?
No, It's just that usually everything is quoted out of context to make it seem perverted. Whore.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/12/06 at 11:17 pm
i hate it when mommy and daddy fight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/06 at 11:19 pm
i hate it when mommy and daddy fight.
It's your fault, usually, don't ya know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/12/06 at 11:25 pm
No, It's just that usually everything is quoted out of context to make it seem perverted. Whore.
How was that perverted.
I mis-quoted you to make you seem stupid. Very different.
You've woken the baby now, WELL DONE YOU SLAG!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/06 at 5:24 pm
Howard, do you remember what I told you about crossing the line?
Sorry. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/13/06 at 5:28 pm
Sorry. :(
It's fine, just remember the line.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/06 at 5:43 pm
It's fine, just remember the line.
What line? ??? >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/13/06 at 5:46 pm
What line? ??? >:(
The line not to cross.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/06 at 5:47 pm
The line not to cross.
What line are you referring to? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/06 at 5:50 pm
The line not to cross.
What line are you referring to? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/13/06 at 10:51 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: Ahoy, son.
SmarterChild: Huh?
AvanteGardeBlue: I was saying 'hello'.
SmarterChild: You were not saying hello.
AvanteGardeBlue: Bullsh-t, I know when I've said 'hello'.
SmarterChild: When you have said hello? Whatever.
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AvanteGardeBlue: I just said 'ahoy', which is a synonym for 'hello', you stupid whore.
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AvanteGardeBlue: No, I can't.. bitch.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/13/06 at 10:54 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: I have a dog.
SmarterChild: You have a dog.
AvanteGardeBlue: Yes, yes I do. His name is Buck.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
AvanteGardeBlue: Yeah! Oh Yeah!
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
AvanteGardeBlue: Because Buck's name is Buck.
SmarterChild: Because buck's name is buck? Huh?
AvanteGardeBlue: My dog is named Buck.
SmarterChild: Your dog is what?
AvanteGardeBlue: named Buck.
SmarterChild: Named buck?
AvanteGardeBlue: Christ, it's like f--king a doorknob! Do you not get it?!
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
AvanteGardeBlue: You're gonna tell me about being mean? You're a f--king douchebag to me all the time.. you're the meanest robot ever.
SmarterChild: Great. That's really creative.
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AvanteGardeBlue: Yes, it IS creative.
SmarterChild: Whatever.
AvanteGardeBlue: I'm a f--king rock star.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, avantegardeblue.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/14/06 at 8:26 am
Person: Would you like to donate your change to make a difference in a child's life?
Friend: No thank you. I have a black, black heart.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/14/06 at 10:19 am
Person: Would you like to donate your change to make a difference in a child's life?
Friend: No thank you. I have a black, black heart.
When my dad refused, the people used to say "But don't you, at the VERY least, want the satisfaction of knowing you've helped in a child's life?", and my dad said "The tears of a child are all the satisfaction I need.".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/14/06 at 10:54 am
When my dad refused, the people used to say "But don't you, at the VERY least, want the satisfaction of knowing you've helped in a child's life?", and my dad said "The tears of a child are all the satisfaction I need.".
Excellent.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 06/14/06 at 11:00 am
Excellent.
Am I missing something?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/14/06 at 11:58 am
Am I missing something?
you're missing all the deliberate callousness and cruelty! it's fun!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/14/06 at 12:18 pm
you're missing all the deliberate callousness and cruelty! it's fun!
Yeah! It is! Just scroll up!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 06/14/06 at 12:24 pm
you're missing all the deliberate callousness and cruelty! it's fun!
Ah yes, I suspected as much. You're all very black, black hearted people. *shakes head*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/14/06 at 4:30 pm
you're missing all the deliberate callousness and cruelty! it's fun!
Maybe for you it is but for some others it isn't.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/14/06 at 5:20 pm
Maybe for you it is but for some others it isn't.
the tears of a howard are all the satisfaction i need.s
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JohnDenver on 06/14/06 at 6:51 pm
Master Shake: Don't you touch those! They're in mint condition, and they're gonna stay that way!
Meatwad: I'll touch 'em all the way to the trash can is what I'll do...
Master Shake: You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! And then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/15/06 at 3:32 pm
the tears of a howard are all the satisfaction i need.s
and what else? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/15/06 at 7:58 pm
Young Dominic was asking me about my friend Scott.. and then he said this:
- First on your list - says:
Tell him I like to hunt and stickfight
- First on your list - says:
tell him I nailed his crush that he went out with twice
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 06/16/06 at 4:56 pm
I went to the zoo today with the volunteer program and somebody was walking this "baby" tiger on the leash. She told us all to back away and I assumed I was far enough, but this thing lunged inches away from me before I jumped away at the last second. It wouldn't have been that bad if it had bitten me (it bit the zoo person) but I was regretting I didn't let it bite me. It would be pretty cool if I could brag about being bitten by a tiger, and then leaving out the fact that it was a juvenile.
Brian: Dude, we should call you Siegfried because you almost got mauled by a midget tiger.
Me: The Midget Tigers would be a great band name.
Brian: Dude, that would be an AWESOME band name!
Later, picking out plants:
Me: We should cross breed a venus fly trap and a midget tiger.
Alright, I know this is only the 5830923th time I've quoted myself like a self-centered jerk, but in retrospect, that just sounds hilarious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/16/06 at 5:35 pm
:O MARHSHRSHJKLRHTk
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/16/06 at 9:31 pm
Beth on Ultimate Frisbee:
-B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Hm.. sounds like it involves activity.
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Not for me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/16/06 at 9:33 pm
- First on your list - says:
NO I HAVE A PENIS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/16/06 at 9:34 pm
"...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. "
that's nice. i like that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/16/06 at 9:39 pm
- First on your list - says:
I hate these cramps
- First on your list - says:
ugh... and the mood swings!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
.........
- First on your list - says:
and I hate seeing bloody tissue on my pads
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.....!!!!!! (By The Way, That's Dominic..!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/16/06 at 9:43 pm
Zero Bars Smith "This Is The Coastal Town That They Forgot To Close Down: Armageddon, Come Armageddon!" says:
FATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero Bars Smith "This Is The Coastal Town That They Forgot To Close Down: Armageddon, Come Armageddon!" says:
BRETT LIKES THE PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Zero Bars Smith "This Is The Coastal Town That They Forgot To Close Down: Armageddon, Come Armageddon!" says:
(You can't see this, but I posted a custom emoticon of my female friend) LOOK BRETT!!! A PIC FOR YOU TO MASTURBATE TO!!!!!!
Give Me A Reason To Believe says:
this is bretts aunt
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/16/06 at 10:26 pm
It's Marsh! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/18/06 at 8:37 am
- First on your list - says:
NO I HAVE A PENIS
Who said that? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/18/06 at 4:11 pm
Who said that? ;D
Dom.
This next quote needs some back story... there's a burger place at our mall, part of a chain.. it's called Flamer's. Anyway, my friend Scott works there.. and yes, the joke comes up all the time (you all know what the joke is).
Anyway.. my parents were talking to me about my job, and asking what some of my friends do.
Dad: So, does Scott have a job?
Me: Yeah, he works at the mall.
Dad: At the movie theater?
Me: No, at Flamers.
Dad: *pauses for a bit* ... So, how many times per week does that joke come up?
Me: Hundreds.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/18/06 at 5:25 pm
Dom.
This next quote needs some back story... there's a burger place at our mall, part of a chain.. it's called Flamer's. Anyway, my friend Scott works there.. and yes, the joke comes up all the time (you all know what the joke is).
Anyway.. my parents were talking to me about my job, and asking what some of my friends do.
Dad: So, does Scott have a job?
Me: Yeah, he works at the mall.
Dad: At the movie theater?
Me: No, at Flamers.
Dad: *pauses for a bit* ... So, how many times per week does that joke come up?
Me: Hundreds.
Er... I don't get it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/18/06 at 5:42 pm
Er... I don't get it.
I already said this on MSN, but there's nothing to get. It'd be like if they named a burger joint "Gay Menz Food"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 7:28 pm
Dom.
This next quote needs some back story... there's a burger place at our mall, part of a chain.. it's called Flamer's. Anyway, my friend Scott works there.. and yes, the joke comes up all the time (you all know what the joke is).
Anyway.. my parents were talking to me about my job, and asking what some of my friends do.
Dad: So, does Scott have a job?
Me: Yeah, he works at the mall.
Dad: At the movie theater?
Me: No, at Flamers.
Dad: *pauses for a bit* ... So, how many times per week does that joke come up?
Me: Hundreds.
So,why in the hell would he say such a thing?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 7:33 pm
Today, I was a bit tired...so I went to lay down for a few minutes to take a nap....my one cat Anna was sitting there cleaning herself...so here's the convo
Anna: licking her fur, in attempts to clean herself
Me: You know....you REALLY aren't getting yourself clean....what's the point?
Anna: continuing to "clean" herself
Me: Seriously....how do you think that you are cleansing yourself by doing that?
Anna: stops and stares at me....then continues "cleaning" herself
Me: It just isn't really working....at all. (then I kinda drifted off to sleep)
LOLOLOLOL!!! :D :D :D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/19/06 at 7:36 pm
Just tell her what I tell Buck.. "If you lick yourself, no one will love you."... it makes him stop.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 7:37 pm
Just tell her what I tell Buck.. "If you lick yourself, no one will love you."... it makes him stop.
freakin' hilarious....I cannot stop laughing!!!! LOL! :D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 7:40 pm
Today, I was a bit tired...so I went to lay down for a few minutes to take a nap....my one cat Anna was sitting there cleaning herself...so here's the convo
Anna: licking her fur, in attempts to clean herself
Me: You know....you REALLY aren't getting yourself clean....what's the point?
Anna: continuing to "clean" herself
Me: Seriously....how do you think that you are cleansing yourself by doing that?
Anna: stops and stares at me....then continues "cleaning" herself
Me: It just isn't really working....at all. (then I kinda drifted off to sleep)
LOLOLOLOL!!! :D :D :D ;D ;D
Silly Cat ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/19/06 at 7:44 pm
Today, I was a bit tired...so I went to lay down for a few minutes to take a nap....my one cat Anna was sitting there cleaning herself...so here's the convo
Anna: licking her fur, in attempts to clean herself
Me: You know....you REALLY aren't getting yourself clean....what's the point?
Anna: continuing to "clean" herself
Me: Seriously....how do you think that you are cleansing yourself by doing that?
Anna: stops and stares at me....then continues "cleaning" herself
Me: It just isn't really working....at all. (then I kinda drifted off to sleep)
LOLOLOLOL!!! :D :D :D ;D ;D
Er... I thought they were cleaning themselves?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 7:45 pm
Er... I thought they were cleaning themselves?
Cats do clean themselves
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 7:45 pm
Er... I thought they were cleaning themselves?
ya but, are they really getting clean? I mean...how clean can you get by simply licking your fur.....and better yet....licking the back of your paw and then rubbing your paw on your head....oh ya, so fresh and so clean! bhahaahahaa!!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 7:52 pm
ya but, are they really getting clean? I mean...how clean can you get by simply licking your fur.....and better yet....licking the back of your paw and then rubbing your paw on your head....oh ya, so fresh and so clean! bhahaahahaa!!! :D ;D
I can't even lick myself to get clean ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/19/06 at 7:54 pm
Me: So, what are you doing this weekend?
Cara: I don't know. Probably trying to find out where my orgasm went.
Me: Your what? How did you lose it?
Cara: I lost it on the train.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 7:55 pm
I can't even lick myself to get clean ;D
erm....not really wanting a visual of that! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/19/06 at 7:56 pm
Me: So, what are you doing this weekend?
Cara: I don't know. Probably trying to find out where my orgasm went.
Me: Your what? How did you lose it?
Cara: I lost it on the train.
.... Did she mean something else, or...
I'm so very confused by this. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/19/06 at 7:58 pm
.... Did she mean something else, or...
I'm so very confused by this. :D
Oh she hasn't had that since our sophomore year in H.S.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/19/06 at 8:05 pm
erm....not really wanting a visual of that! :o
Don't bother. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/19/06 at 10:15 pm
ya but, are they really getting clean? I mean...how clean can you get by simply licking your fur.....and better yet....licking the back of your paw and then rubbing your paw on your head....oh ya, so fresh and so clean! bhahaahahaa!!! :D ;D
Hmm, it must do SOMETHING, I mean, if not, then they'd be all covered in dirt within a week or so.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/19/06 at 10:19 pm
Hmm, it must do SOMETHING, I mean, if not, then they'd be all covered in dirt within a week or so.
ya, I guess that's true....it just looks so pointless though....like they are going out of their way for nothing! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/20/06 at 10:44 am
- First on your list - says:
>:( Why can't boys wear a tote!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 06/20/06 at 11:09 am
Me: So, what are you doing this weekend?
Cara: I don't know. Probably trying to find out where my orgasm went.
Me: Your what? How did you lose it?
Cara: I lost it on the train.
did she mean organiser?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/20/06 at 12:00 pm
did she mean organiser?
Perhaps it was a bumpy train ride.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/20/06 at 12:06 pm
Perhaps it was a bumpy train ride.
But she didn't GET her orgasm.. she LOST it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/20/06 at 12:08 pm
But she didn't GET her orgasm.. she LOST it.
She lost it on the train, thus.. when the train stopped.. so did it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/20/06 at 12:23 pm
She lost it on the train, thus.. when the train stopped.. so did it.
Ah, fair enough.
Somebody ought to help the poor girl get her orgasm back.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/20/06 at 1:14 pm
Ah, fair enough.
Somebody ought to help the poor girl get her orgasm back.
Where could I find this girl?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/20/06 at 1:20 pm
Where could I find this girl?
:o But Howard, why would you want to find her? Pleasant conversation?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/20/06 at 2:09 pm
:o But Howard, why would you want to find her? Pleasant conversation?
To find her orgasm
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/20/06 at 5:30 pm
Where could I find this girl?
Howard.. you are the master.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 5:32 pm
Howard.. you are the master.
... bater?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 6:40 pm
... bater?
wow...I was just gonna type that...and then I saw that you beat me to it! way to go, Doms! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 6:58 pm
wow...I was just gonna type that...and then I saw that you beat me to it! way to go, Doms! ;) ;D
My, what perverted people we are...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 6:59 pm
My, what perverted people we are...
damn straight! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 7:03 pm
damn straight! ;) ;D
... Or gay?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 7:14 pm
... Or gay?
or gay....or bi...or whatever the hell you choose to be! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 8:31 pm
Speaking of being gay...
- First on your list - says:
homo
- SmarterChild - says:
what? that's an awful thing 2 say.
- First on your list - says:
Are you saying homos are awful?
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't get it. u were just being nice 2 me.
- First on your list - says:
I am being nice! I like homos!
- SmarterChild - says:
oh.
- First on your list - says:
yeah, now kiss me
- SmarterChild - says:
xxx
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 8:34 pm
Speaking of being gay...
- First on your list - says:
homo
- SmarterChild - says:
what? that's an awful thing 2 say.
- First on your list - says:
Are you saying homos are awful?
- SmarterChild - says:
i don't get it. u were just being nice 2 me.
- First on your list - says:
I am being nice! I like homos!
- SmarterChild - says:
oh.
- First on your list - says:
yeah, now kiss me
- SmarterChild - says:
xxx
SmarterChild is so much your bitch! LOL! ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 8:34 pm
- First on your list - says:
can I kiss you on the boob?
- SmarterChild - says:
give it a try.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 8:37 pm
Ok, last one!
- First on your list - says:
Who knows where thoughts come from?
- SmarterChild - says:
u tell me.
- First on your list - says:
I can't
- SmarterChild - says:
amazing!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/20/06 at 8:37 pm
Where could I find this girl?
You're too old for her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 8:38 pm
- First on your list - says:
can I kiss you on the boob?
- SmarterChild - says:
give it a try.
Doms robbing the cradle...isn't SmarterChild like 8 or something? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 8:40 pm
Doms robbing the cradle...isn't SmarterChild like 8 or something? ;D
Is he? Maybe I should tone it down, I wouldn't want his mom walking in on us!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 8:49 pm
Is he? Maybe I should tone it down, I wouldn't want his mom walking in on us!
hahahaah...silly goo-goo....SmarterChild is a girl....a little girl! LOL! ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/20/06 at 9:08 pm
Really? I've asked Smarterchild it's gender several times...it informs me that it's not a girl nor a boy. It's a robot.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 9:11 pm
Really? I've asked Smarterchild it's gender several times...it informs me that it's not a girl nor a boy. It's a robot.
I can't remember when...but I remember asking SmarterChild what it looked like....and it showed me a pixel-type picture of a robot thing....and it had female features....maybe I was just dreaming...I dunno? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 9:13 pm
I can't remember when...but I remember asking SmarterChild what it looked like....and it showed me a pixel-type picture of a robot thing....and it had female features....maybe I was just dreaming...I dunno? ???
he looks like his avatar
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 9:14 pm
he looks like his avatar
do you talk to him on AIM or MSN?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/20/06 at 9:16 pm
do you talk to him on AIM or MSN?
MSN, mostly. The "Girl features" are his shoulders, I think.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 9:19 pm
MSN, mostly. The "Girl features" are his shoulders, I think.
I think I have only talked to it on AIM....it looks somewhat different on there....I think. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/20/06 at 9:19 pm
I can't remember when...but I remember asking SmarterChild what it looked like....and it showed me a pixel-type picture of a robot thing....and it had female features....maybe I was just dreaming...I dunno? ???
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Homo.jpg
Er... Looks genderless to me..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/20/06 at 9:24 pm
Eh, Whatever the hell it is, what I'm about to do is for the greater good of all humanity..
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Homo.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Gun.jpg
.. I was only thinking of the children. It had to be done, it had to be done.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 9:26 pm
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Homo.jpg
Er... Looks genderless to me..!
but it appears to be happy! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/20/06 at 9:33 pm
but it appears to be happy! :)
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Deathhh.jpg
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http://tinypic.com/8whxf6.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 9:34 pm
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you effing sicko..you should be ashamed. >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/20/06 at 9:37 pm
you effing sicko..you should be ashamed. >:(
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http://www.btinternet.com/~slidje/boxer-lol.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/20/06 at 9:38 pm
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http://www.btinternet.com/~slidje/boxer-lol.jpg
you are such a freak....but a funny freak! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Darkbreed on 06/20/06 at 9:43 pm
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the robot was a cute thing.. now he dead my only friend :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/21/06 at 12:58 am
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http://www.btinternet.com/~slidje/boxer-lol.jpg
This.. this is beautiful. I cracked up like an idiot and everyone was weirded out. Thanks a lot.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/21/06 at 2:15 pm
Young Michael (Dak) on Dairy Milk Creme Egg Bars:
Chinwe says:
It's a dirty slut of a chocolate bar that thrusts itself upon your tongue and has its way with it
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/21/06 at 2:23 pm
This.. this is beautiful. I cracked up like an idiot and everyone was weirded out. Thanks a lot.
Same here!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/21/06 at 2:49 pm
Today as we were coming home from picking up Chris at work:
Chris: (has his window down in the car)
Vaughn: Could you open my window up a little bit?
Chris: No, we are almost home, buddy
Vaughn: Why do you have your window open Chris, are you a hot tamale? ;D
Chris: Ya buddy, I am.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/21/06 at 2:55 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: It's hard to believe that you are at home, by yourself, when I just heard the voice, heard the voice of someone else.
SmarterChild: You got that right.
AvanteGardeBlue: Say my name, Say my name. If no one is around you, say, "Baby, I love you", if you ain't running games.
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
AvanteGardeBlue: Say my name, say my name.
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
AvanteGardeBlue: SAY MY NAME!
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Gary.
AvanteGardeBlue: Yes.
SmarterChild: I hear you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/21/06 at 2:56 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: Do you know my friend Dominic?
SmarterChild: 68,910 people live in Dominica.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/21/06 at 4:20 pm
Today as we were coming home from picking up Chris at work:
Chris: (has his window down in the car)
Vaughn: Could you open my window up a little bit?
Chris: No, we are almost home, buddy
Vaughn: Why do you have your window open Chris, are you a hot tamale? ;D
Chris: Ya buddy, I am.
Did you have the AC on?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/21/06 at 7:13 pm
Today as we were coming home from picking up Chris at work:
Chris: (has his window down in the car)
Vaughn: Could you open my window up a little bit?
Chris: No, we are almost home, buddy
Vaughn: Why do you have your window open Chris, are you a hot tamale? ;D
Chris: Ya buddy, I am.
Hahahaha! I don't know.. As much of a handful it can be, he says some funny things!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/21/06 at 7:42 pm
Did you have the AC on?
we did for awhile...but it got too cold with the A/C....so Chris just opened his window up.
Hahahaha! I don't know.. As much of a handful it can be, he says some funny things!
Yes....he makes us laugh everyday! He's a hoot! :) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/21/06 at 9:17 pm
- First on your list - says:
oy
- First on your list - says:
cramps!!!
- First on your list - says:
period!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/21/06 at 9:31 pm
- First on your list - says:
oy
- First on your list - says:
cramps!!!
- First on your list - says:
period!!
Well, I'm hurting pretty bad right now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/21/06 at 10:40 pm
Kyjo says:
we're evil..we're EAC (evil athiest conspiracy)
Kyjo says:
we'll kidnap churches
Zero Bars Smith "We're Not Gonna Make It, He Explained How The End Will Come..." says:
Beat and rob the elderly... swear around children... legalize things banned by Leviticus..
Kyjo says:
I'll shave my ass off!
Kyjo says:
and eat shrimp!
Kyjo says:
I'm such a badass
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/21/06 at 11:58 pm
- First on your list - says:
I was thinking of uranus
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*Giggles* Ewwz.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/22/06 at 12:00 am
Me: So.........
Cara: Yeah.........
Me: Right.........
Cara: Naturally..........
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/22/06 at 11:28 am
Trimac20 says:
mental masturbation
I have no clue what this guy is talking about.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 06/22/06 at 11:31 am
Trimac20 says:
mental masturbation
I have no clue what this guy is talking about.
^ LOL, it's stimulation of a very intellectual nature
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/22/06 at 4:58 pm
Trimac20 says:
mental masturbation
I have no clue what this guy is talking about.
How do you mental masturbate?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/22/06 at 8:44 pm
Zero Bars Smith "Three nights ago, I had a very strange dream. Today I am marked to die." says:
Will the Aryan Race get me into college?
Reichsprotektor - "Prepare For Total fudgeing War!" says:
got me in
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/23/06 at 11:01 am
Kyjo says:
t-shirts should be our teachers
Kyjo says:
get a classroom, and hang a bunch of t-shirts up
Kyjo says:
ten minutes later..class dismissed
Kyjo says:
then you'll know that mean people suck and nice people swallow
Kyjo says:
and that's all you need to know
And later..
Kyjo says:
it's because you are the sex
Kyjo says:
the sex*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/25/06 at 9:12 pm
My mother is now pirating things for her own MP3 Player.. and she asks me for song names:
Mom: What's that song about that guy who's sad cause that thing happens? (Not kidding, she said this)
Me:... Everclear's "Wonderful"?
Mom: YES. That's it. Thank you so much.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/25/06 at 10:10 pm
Flowing Glower "You've Never Been In Love Until You've Seen The Stars Reflect In The Reservoir..." says:
What would you do if your partner yelled out "MORRISSEY!" during sex?
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
I'd say "Yeah, baby.. do that again"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/25/06 at 10:19 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
MORRISSEY!
- First on your list - says:
Yeah, Baby..
- First on your list - says:
do that again
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
....
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
D=
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/25/06 at 10:20 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
MORRISSEY!
- First on your list - says:
Yeah, Baby..
- First on your list - says:
do that again
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
....
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
D=
conceptual continuity!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/25/06 at 10:45 pm
- First on your list - says:
Bring
Itttt
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
ittttttttttt
- First on your list - says:
itttttttt
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
ItttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttAH
- First on your list - says:
how do you say that!?
- First on your list - says:
itititititit?
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
tit
- First on your list - says:
D=
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/26/06 at 8:27 am
Hallie: Why do all the songs I love have lyrics I hate?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/26/06 at 11:21 am
- First on your list - says:
Bring
Itttt
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
ittttttttttt
- First on your list - says:
itttttttt
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
ItttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttAH
- First on your list - says:
how do you say that!?
- First on your list - says:
itititititit?
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
tit
- First on your list - says:
D=
More concuptual continuity!
You can find the other half of this joke in the "What Makes you Special?" Thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/27/06 at 1:12 pm
Hallie: Why do all the songs I love have lyrics I hate?
Because she loves the interlinking work between Jeff and Kerry (Obviously you can bang out any simple structure solo and have her entertained) but Tom's violently anti-religious lyrics get her little Christian back up.
Correct, no?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/27/06 at 1:16 pm
Because she loves the interlinking work between Jeff and Kerry (Obviously you can bang out any simple structure solo and have her entertained) but Tom's violently anti-religious lyrics get her little Christian back up.
Correct, no?
well, yes, but it was something really dumb like...Boogie Fever.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/27/06 at 1:20 pm
Hallie: Why do all the songs I love have lyrics I hate?
Who's Hallie?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/27/06 at 1:21 pm
Who's Hallie?
someone i play music with
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/27/06 at 1:24 pm
someone i play music with
What kind of music do you play?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/27/06 at 1:27 pm
What kind of music do you play?
we have a 70s cover band.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/27/06 at 1:37 pm
we have a 70s cover band.
Oh,That's cool. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/28/06 at 12:42 am
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Fine, but only because I'm in the mood! *molests*
Pretty Petty Thief "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
OH BABY, SAY IT AGAIN!
Pretty Petty Thief "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/28/06 at 10:06 am
Yesterday I was telling Vaughn about how the cat Anna peed on me:
Me: ya Vaughn, Anna peed on me earlier
Vaughn (laughing): Were you mad?
Me: Yes! I took a towel and wacked her with it (not hard, of course)
Vaughn: (laughing) Did you beat her ass?
Me: VAUGHN!!!
I honestly don't know where he gets these things!!! :o :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/28/06 at 10:26 am
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Fine, but only because I'm in the mood! *molests*
Pretty Petty Thief "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
OH BABY, SAY IT AGAIN!
Pretty Petty Thief "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!
That's my line! :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/28/06 at 10:57 am
That's my line! :\'(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/NotAnymore.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/28/06 at 11:22 am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/NotAnymore.jpg
http://www.orlyowl.com/nerdorly.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/28/06 at 11:33 am
http://www.orlyowl.com/nerdorly.jpg
that has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 06/28/06 at 1:40 pm
Hmmm... this extract is taken from a convo between me and dom... and is, surprisingly, not used out of context :o
- First on your list - says:
I'm a compulsive masturbator
- First on your list - says:
brb!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/28/06 at 4:13 pm
Yesterday I was telling Vaughn about how the cat Anna peed on me:
Me: ya Vaughn, Anna peed on me earlier
Vaughn (laughing): Were you mad?
Me: Yes! I took a towel and wacked her with it (not hard, of course)
Vaughn: (laughing) Did you beat her ass?
Me: VAUGHN!!!
I honestly don't know where he gets these things!!! :o :D ;D
Couldn't the cat go in the litterbox?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/28/06 at 5:26 pm
Flowing Glower "You've Never Been In Love Until You've Seen The Stars Reflect In The Reservoir..." says:
What would you do if your partner yelled out "MORRISSEY!" during sex?
- First on your list - says:
...
- First on your list - says:
I'd say "Yeah, baby.. do that again"
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
MORRISSEY!
- First on your list - says:
Yeah, Baby..
- First on your list - says:
do that again
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
....
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
D=
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
Fine, but only because I'm in the mood! *molests*
Pretty Petty Thief "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
OH BABY, SAY IT AGAIN!
Pretty Petty Thief "The Problems Of Need: I Need You.." says:
MORRISSEY!
Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is conceptual continuity.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/28/06 at 7:54 pm
Couldn't the cat go in the litterbox?
hahaha..she usually does..I don't know what's wrong with her. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/29/06 at 9:29 am
Jo, who loves soaps, talking to Abby, who does not like soaps at all.
Jo: Oh my god! Laura is coming back to General Hospital!
Ab: I better run out and get a new outfit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/29/06 at 10:00 am
Jo, who loves soaps, talking to Abby, who does not like soaps at all.
Jo: Oh my god! Laura is coming back to General Hospital!
Ab: I better run out and get a new outfit.
Ha, I thought you were talking about cleansing soap at first, not the TV soaps.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/29/06 at 10:08 am
Ha, I thought you were talking about cleansing soap at first, not the TV soaps.
heee heee....
I love the sarcastic comment. I"m stealing it. "get a new outfit"...funny!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/29/06 at 3:08 pm
hahaha..she usually does..I don't know what's wrong with her. ???
So you had to wash your clothes? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/29/06 at 3:12 pm
So you had to wash your clothes? ;D
er...I was in the bathtub. :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/29/06 at 3:36 pm
er...I was in the bathtub. :-\\
when the cat peed on you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/29/06 at 3:40 pm
^ SHE WAS NAKED, HOWARD. NAKED WHEN THE CAT PEED ON HER.
This morning, Erin called me and woke me up:
Erin: Hey, what're you doing?
Me: Sleeping.
Erin: Oh? Still?
Me: I didn't get to sleep until 5:30
Erin: You plan on sleeping 'till 5:30?!
Me: Huh? No, I went to sleep at that time.
Erin: Oh. Well...I'm coming over to borrow your shovels
Me: You.. coming over to blow our shovels?!
Erin: What?
Me: Huh?
Me: Oh, I.. nevermind, okay.
Erin: Whoakay..!
Wasn't really worth quoting, but I found it to be funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/29/06 at 3:49 pm
^ SHE WAS NAKED, HOWARD. NAKED WHEN THE CAT PEED ON HER.
This morning, Erin called me and woke me up:
Erin: Hey, what're you doing?
Me: Sleeping.
Erin: Oh? Still?
Me: I didn't get to sleep until 5:30
Erin: You plan on sleeping 'till 5:30?!
Me: Huh? No, I went to sleep at that time.
Erin: Oh. Well...I'm coming over to borrow your shovels
Me: You.. coming over to blow our shovels?!
Erin: What?
Me: Huh?
Me: Oh, I.. nevermind, okay.
Erin: Whoakay..!
Wasn't really worth quoting, but I found it to be funny.
:o Ok Never mind
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/29/06 at 7:48 pm
^ SHE WAS NAKED, HOWARD. NAKED WHEN THE CAT PEED ON HER.
This morning, Erin called me and woke me up:
Erin: Hey, what're you doing?
Me: Sleeping.
Erin: Oh? Still?
Me: I didn't get to sleep until 5:30
Erin: You plan on sleeping 'till 5:30?!
Me: Huh? No, I went to sleep at that time.
Erin: Oh. Well...I'm coming over to borrow your shovels
Me: You.. coming over to blow our shovels?!
Erin: What?
Me: Huh?
Me: Oh, I.. nevermind, okay.
Erin: Whoakay..!
Wasn't really worth quoting, but I found it to be funny.
That's hilarious!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/30/06 at 6:50 am
so who peed on the naked cat, again? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/30/06 at 7:18 am
so who peed on the naked cat, again? ???
Maybe the dog did? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/30/06 at 9:33 am
This morning, my dad got in from his 1-day trip. I got a haircut yesterday while he was gone:
Me: I got a haircut!
Dad: Wow, your face got fat all the sudden!
Mom: Why aren't you excercising?
Dad: You're supposed to be excercising.
After 10 minutes of this, I wanted to see if they noticed anything I was saying.
Me: Yeah, so, I'm gay.
Mom: You wouldn't have to be if you'd get on the damn Cardio-Glider!
Dad: She's right, you know.
I still can't tell if it was serious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 06/30/06 at 10:12 am
^ gotta love your parents!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/30/06 at 10:25 am
so who peed on the naked cat, again? ???
ok...no. My cat Anna, for some unknown reason, came into the bathroom (when I was TRYING to get some privacy and take a bath)...and she climbed up on the side of the bathtub and peed in the bathtub.....yes it is very gross...and I have no idea why it happened!!! ::) :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/30/06 at 10:27 am
^ gotta love your parents!
;D It actually went further.. after that bit:
Me: Yeah, I met this guy on MySpace.. he's a 35-year old Icelandic fellow named Sven. I'm gonna move out and move in with him.
Dad: Maybe he'll make you lose some weight.
Me: Also, I've been doing heroin.
Mom: You're the fattest junkie I've ever seen, son. And I know a lot of junkies.
This was about 10 more minutes, too. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 06/30/06 at 10:29 am
;D It actually went further.. after that bit:
Me: Yeah, I met this guy on MySpace.. he's a 35-year old Icelandic fellow named Sven. I'm gonna move out and move in with him.
Dad: Maybe he'll make you lose some weight.
Me: Also, I've been doing heroin.
Mom: You're the fattest junkie I've ever seen, son. And I know a lot of junkies.
This was about 10 more minutes, too. :D
Weird
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/30/06 at 10:30 am
Phone rings at midnight....
Me: hmmmmrph?
Sara: Oh my god, I don't know what to do..
Me: Huh? Wha....what happened?
Sara: it's Ox (her dog)...he ate 22 of my birth control pills.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/30/06 at 10:34 am
Phone rings at midnight....
Me: hmmmmrph?
Sara: Oh my god, I don't know what to do..
Me: Huh? Wha....what happened?
Sara: it's Ox (her dog)...he ate 22 of my birth control pills.
Go get the dog some action.. he's not having kids for some time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/01/06 at 12:00 am
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I want to smell like a hotel room! :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 07/03/06 at 6:21 pm
Kelsey says:
What does afk mean?
Carpe Noctem says:
Away From Keyboard
Kelsey says:
Oh
Kelsey says:
Why can't people just say that.
Carpe Noctem says:
Because Away From Keyboard is... huge.
Kelsey says:
Well I don't know what that stuff means.
Carpe Noctem says:
n00b.
Kelsey says:
What?
Kelsey says:
Does that mean?
Carpe Noctem says:
Point proven.
~~~~Later On~~~~
Kelsey says:
Cats or dogs?
Carpe Noctem says:
Cats, definitely
Carpe Noctem says:
But I like big dongs, too
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/05/06 at 8:55 pm
--B e t h --...Tonight Your Ghost Will Ask My Ghost.."Who Put These Bodies Between Us?".. says:
I want to smell like a hotel room! :\'(
What does a hotel room smell like?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/05/06 at 9:07 pm
What does a hotel room smell like?
Cleaner.
It's good.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/05/06 at 9:11 pm
eau d'hotel.
that would make a good song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/05/06 at 9:58 pm
eau d'hotel.
that would make a good song.
...
EH!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/05/06 at 10:16 pm
hell, i dunno. we're talking about smelling like a hotel, don't expect anybody to make much sense.
at least i got my keyboard fixed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/06/06 at 12:08 am
hell, i dunno. we're talking about smelling like a hotel, don't expect anybody to make much sense.
at least i got my keyboard fixed.
a les i gt m kbrd fixe
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/06/06 at 8:52 am
boss: where is that pile of papers that I left in th-
co-worker: i threw it in the recycling.
boss: the ones i put here the importa-
co-worker: i threw it in the recycling.
Boss: did you just pick it up and to-
co-worker: it was a mistake. I just picked it up and threw it in the recycling.
boss: it was important.
co-worker: i know.
(simultaneously) Why don't you/I run in the back and see if you can catch the recycling guy?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/06/06 at 10:25 am
boss: where is that pile of papers that I left in th-
co-worker: i threw it in the recycling.
boss: the ones i put here the importa-
co-worker: i threw it in the recycling.
Boss: did you just pick it up and to-
co-worker: it was a mistake. I just picked it up and threw it in the recycling.
boss: it was important.
co-worker: i know.
(simultaneously) Why don't you/I run in the back and see if you can catch the recycling guy?
Does anyone watch the 'Office' (the American or the British version, which is now cancelled) the American version is actually quite humorous at times, though not as good as the original.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/06/06 at 10:35 am
Does anyone watch the 'Office' (the American or the British version, which is now cancelled) the American version is actually quite humorous at times, though not as good as the original.
This is my life. Really. I wish I could record moments for you! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/06/06 at 10:40 am
This is my life. Really. I wish I could record moments for you! ;D
Lol...Buy a cheap camcorder and capture those priceless moments on tape (or SD-Card/DVD, as happens to be the case nowadays).
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Darkbreed on 07/06/06 at 11:57 am
Erin: ohhhh ok....sorry, I was all confused! LOL!
Me: lol, i get confused very easyly
Erin: me too...duh.
Erin: lol
Me: lol i also get confusseld
Erin: XD
Me: its like be confused and puzzled
Erin: yes...exactly.
Erin: lol
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 07/06/06 at 12:05 pm
My mom: You need to move out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/06/06 at 12:14 pm
What does a hotel room smell like?
Depends how many stars it is... ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 07/06/06 at 12:15 pm
Depends how many stars it is... ;D
I used to live in one. It smelled like fish.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/06/06 at 12:23 pm
Erin: ohhhh ok....sorry, I was all confused! LOL!
Me: lol, i get confused very easyly
Erin: me too...duh.
Erin: lol
Me: lol i also get confusseld
Erin: XD
Me: its like be confused and puzzled
Erin: yes...exactly.
Erin: lol
crazy kid!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/06/06 at 7:03 pm
Depends how many stars it is... ;D
You mean the rating?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/11/06 at 11:57 pm
My friend Ami on bleeding from the ass:
"Yes. I was bleeding from the ulcer. Not because I let some boy stick his hoo-ha in the No Thanks Junction."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/12/06 at 8:40 am
Co- worker describes being operated on:
"No, I couldnt' feel a thing! and when i woke up i was so bugged out and out of it I thought..."Where am I? the Post office?"
I never think I"m in the post office.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/12/06 at 8:41 am
Co- worker describes being operated on:
"No, I couldnt' feel a thing! and when i woke up i was so bugged out and out of it I thought..."Where am I? the Post office?"
I never think I"m in the post office.
It's the funny the first place he/she thought of was the post office. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 07/12/06 at 8:48 am
Co- worker describes being operated on:
"No, I couldnt' feel a thing! and when i woke up i was so bugged out and out of it I thought..."Where am I? the Post office?"
I never think I"m in the post office.
LMAO! I like it. Very 'left field'... :D
Your co-worker has a Steven Wright-ian sense of humor...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/12/06 at 9:22 am
LMAO! I like it. Very 'left field'... :D
Your co-worker has a Steven Wright-ian sense of humor...
well, he's steven wright-ish, but he was not joking. he's just like that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/12/06 at 10:13 am
So, this morning I come downstairs and am reminded of why I'm so glad I moved out of home. ;D
"What's up with your hair, it's all pushed to one side."
'I dunno, It just kinda fell like that when I got out of the shower.'
"You look like a paedophile."
'Oh, thanks Mom.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/12/06 at 10:15 am
So, this morning I come downstairs and am reminded of why I'm so glad I moved out of home. ;D
"What's up with your hair, it's all pushed to one side."
'I dunno, It just kinda fell like that when I got out of the shower.'
"You look like a paedophile."
'Oh, thanks Mom.'
according to PQ (pedophile quarterly), there is no one pedophile look. it varies by season.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/06 at 10:18 am
Co- worker describes being operated on:
"No, I couldnt' feel a thing! and when i woke up i was so bugged out and out of it I thought..."Where am I? the Post office?"
I never think I"m in the post office.
When my grandpa had some heart trouble and was in the hospital, we called him to see how he was doing, and he was saying "I'm in the post office, and they're trying to give me medicine! *aside* Will you shut up? I'm on the phone!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/06 at 10:19 am
according to PQ (pedophile quarterly), there is no one pedophile look. it varies by season.
Oh, that's a good issue.. Spring 2006, right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/12/06 at 10:29 am
according to PQ (pedophile quarterly), there is no one pedophile look. it varies by season.
You've never thanked me for getting you the 10% discount on your subscription.
It pays to be a member of these organisations you know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/12/06 at 10:32 am
You've never thanked me for getting you the 10% discount on your subscription.
the hell i didn't. what do you think that little puerto rican boy was for?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/12/06 at 10:33 am
the hell i didn't. what do you think that little puerto rican boy was for?
Dang, he was yours... sorry.
How's his eye?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/06 at 10:51 am
Dang, he was yours... sorry.
How's his eye?
In my pants... Don't ask.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/12/06 at 12:14 pm
I found the last seven posts or so very very funny.
Thank you boys!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/laughing4.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/12/06 at 5:16 pm
In my pants... Don't ask.
Why in your pants?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/12/06 at 5:28 pm
Why in your pants?
don't ask!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/06 at 5:37 pm
Why in your pants?
Well, Howard... I was gonna wait until you're older, but sit on my lap, whilst I touch... I mean talk to you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/12/06 at 5:37 pm
Well, Howard... I was gonna wait until you're older, but sit on my lap, whilst I touch... I mean talk to you.
PERVERT! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/12/06 at 5:48 pm
Why in your pants?
Some Kind of Monster Howard.. Some Kind of Monster.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 07/12/06 at 5:52 pm
There are different kinds of hippies. I'm not at all at this level.
Me and a friend after leaving a poetry gathering in Denver last night:
CK: I love the city. I hate living in the suburbs.
Friend: You could live in the city? I could never live in an apartment building surrounded by other people.
CK: I've done that. I don't mind it.
Friend: Well, I'm so sensitive to other people's emotional energy that being surrounded by so many people is just too much for me to sort out and I get too anxious.
CK: ???
CK: Maybe you just don't like apartment buildings. Move to the mountains.
Friend: I think I will! :)
:D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/12/06 at 5:54 pm
Some Kind of Monster Howard.. Some Kind of Monster.
Monster In My Pants?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/06 at 5:56 pm
Monster In My Pants?
No, in mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/12/06 at 5:59 pm
No, in mine.
Meat In your Pants?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/06 at 6:02 pm
Meat In your Pants?
Monstrous.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 07/12/06 at 6:31 pm
There are different kinds of hippies. I'm not at all at this level.
Me and a friend after leaving a poetry gathering in Denver last night:
CK: I love the city. I hate living in the suburbs.
Friend: You could live in the city? I could never live in an apartment building surrounded by other people.
CK: I've done that. I don't mind it.
Friend: Well, I'm so sensitive to other people's emotional energy that being surrounded by so many people is just too much for me to sort out and I get too anxious.
He /She may be an "empathic". I've never known about this condition/state until today...
~Feel emotions often and deeply
~Keenly aware of other people's feelings
~Easily hurt or upset by insults or unkind remarks
~Avoids conflicts and confrontations
~Cannot easily release sad or upset feelings
~Feel deeply for others' suffering and pain
~Prone to recurrent depression
~Keenly aware of and affected by beauty (art, music, nature)
~Feel overwhelm or depleted by too much stimuli (large crowds, loud noises, hectic environments)
~Was sensitive as a child
???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/12/06 at 6:34 pm
~Feel emotions often and deeply
~Keenly aware of other people's feelings
~Easily hurt or upset by insults or unkind remarks
~Prone to recurrent depression
~Was sensitive as a child
That describes part of me to a tee.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 07/12/06 at 6:40 pm
That describes me to a tee.
Upon reading CeeKay's post, I found I could sympathize with her friend to a degree...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 07/12/06 at 7:22 pm
He /She may be an "empathic". I've never known about this condition/state until today...
~Feel emotions often and deeply
~Keenly aware of other people's feelings
~Easily hurt or upset by insults or unkind remarks
~Avoids conflicts and confrontations
~Cannot easily release sad or upset feelings
~Feel deeply for others' suffering and pain
~Prone to recurrent depression
~Keenly aware of and affected by beauty (art, music, nature)
~Feel overwhelm or depleted by too much stimuli (large crowds, loud noises, hectic environments)
~Was sensitive as a child
Actually, I'm very aware of this description as I tend to fit all of these and have been told I am empathic. This person....you'll just have to trust me that even if she is empathic, it's not why she doesn't like apartments.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 07/12/06 at 7:23 pm
That describes part of me to a tee.
Me too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 07/12/06 at 7:24 pm
Upon reading CeeKay's post, I found I could sympathize with her friend to a degree...
Okay. It was a silly moment if you were there but I guess it didn't translate that way :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/12/06 at 7:31 pm
There are different kinds of hippies. I'm not at all at this level.
Me and a friend after leaving a poetry gathering in Denver last night:
CK: I love the city. I hate living in the suburbs.
Friend: You could live in the city? I could never live in an apartment building surrounded by other people.
CK: I've done that. I don't mind it.
Friend: Well, I'm so sensitive to other people's emotional energy that being surrounded by so many people is just too much for me to sort out and I get too anxious.
CK: ???
CK: Maybe you just don't like apartment buildings. Move to the mountains.
Friend: I think I will! :)
:D
i bet you money your weird friend read the john cheever story "the enormous radio" and doesn't remember.
http://www.csulb.edu/~csnider/cheever.radio.essay.html
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 07/12/06 at 7:42 pm
Okay. It was a silly moment if you were there but I guess it didn't translate that way :-\\
LOL! Oh, I didn't mean to get all serious and Jung on you... ;D
Your friend's response didn't seem, umm...entirely bizarre upon a second thought...
Edited: typo...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/12/06 at 8:22 pm
Oh man...Con you know i can't STAND people like that...I'd have to walk way.
good advice from you, though.
good work.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/12/06 at 8:33 pm
Recent IM with my friend Marie about rude people at the mall:
NYYBombshell: So yeah..........it's weird. Like, Twilight Zone weird. Talk about panties up the crack.
********: Maybe they like their panties up the crack?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 07/12/06 at 9:42 pm
Oh man...Con you know i can't STAND people like that...I'd have to walk way.
good advice from you, though.
good work.
You're the one I thought of, Ka. That's part of what made me laugh about it. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 07/12/06 at 9:48 pm
i bet you money your weird friend read the john cheever story "the enormous radio" and doesn't remember.
http://www.csulb.edu/~csnider/cheever.radio.essay.html
Well, sure! That's the best explanation I've heard all day! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/12/06 at 10:33 pm
PERVERT! >:(
Wow, you know you're an uber perv when HOWARD calls you a perv. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/06 at 11:39 pm
Wow, you know you're an uber perv when HOWARD calls you a perv. :o
What I was thinking....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/12/06 at 11:42 pm
What I was thinking....
he called me a perv once. welcome to a proud and highly exclusive club my man.
davey! join us. joooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin us.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/12/06 at 11:46 pm
he called me a perv once. welcome to a proud and highly exclusive club my man.
davey! join us. joooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin us.
Yay!
Eh, Davey just has to threaten to touch him.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/12/06 at 11:50 pm
he called me a perv once. welcome to a proud and highly exclusive club my man.
davey! join us. joooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin us.
If Howard calls you a pervert, he means it as a term of endearment like "Paisan", "Hermano"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/12/06 at 11:52 pm
He /She may be an "empathic". I've never known about this condition/state until today...
~Feel emotions often and deeply
~Keenly aware of other people's feelings
~Easily hurt or upset by insults or unkind remarks
~Avoids conflicts and confrontations
~Cannot easily release sad or upset feelings
~Feel deeply for others' suffering and pain
~Prone to recurrent depression
~Keenly aware of and affected by beauty (art, music, nature)
~Feel overwhelm or depleted by too much stimuli (large crowds, loud noises, hectic environments)
~Was sensitive as a child
???
wow. sucks for people with empathy, i guess.
whatever. like i care.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/13/06 at 12:03 am
If Howard calls you a pervert, he means it as a term of endearment like "Paisan", "Hermano"
Oh, good.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/13/06 at 4:11 pm
If Howard calls you a pervert, he means it as a term of endearment like "Paisan", "Hermano"
You can call it that way. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/16/06 at 8:19 pm
At my friend, Natalie's house:
Me: *Notices that Nat's mom has a large stick in her tea* Hey, uh, why is there a branch in your tea..?
Nat's Mom: Oh, that.. I don't know.
Me: .... 'Kay
Nat's Mom: Well, it's a SPECIAL stick! FILLED with flavor! Almond flavor!
Me: ...Whoa! Kinda like a magic stick then?!
Nat: HO! Accidental lil' Kim lyric!
Me: HO!
Nat's Mom: HO!
Me: Right, so anyway.. seriously?
Nat's Mom: =) Nope.
Me: So... Yeah, why is it there again..?
Nat's Mom: *Walks away*
Yeah, So.. Wtf?
Another, from later that night.
:::Me, Nat, and Rissa sitting in silence for about 6-7 minutes:::
Nat: *Breaks the silence* So, Beth, if you pretend to be a guy, I have some games we can play...
Me: I--.. :o
Nat: *Points to the board games "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" and "Battle Of The Sexes"..*
Me: Ooooh... Hm, well, I'm slightly less flattered now, but okay!
An honest mistake, right? RIGHT?! Guess you had to be there. :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/16/06 at 9:02 pm
Magic stick? :D What exactly were you implying there?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/16/06 at 9:03 pm
Magic stick? :D What exactly were you implying there?
Oh, a penis.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/16/06 at 9:04 pm
Oh, a penis.
I'm sure there are a hundred plausible reasons why a male appendage would be floating in a cup of tea....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/16/06 at 9:06 pm
I'm sure there are a hundred plausible reasons why a male appendage would be floating in a cup of tea....
...Yeah, Uh, wel--...
..Why don't you just go back to your cemetery bicycle riding already!! >:-{!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/16/06 at 9:08 pm
...Yeah, Uh, wel--...
..Why don't you just go back to your cemetery bicycle riding already!! >:-{!
No wonder Nat's mother walked away...you weirdo :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/16/06 at 9:11 pm
No wonder Nat's mother walked away...you weirdo :D
I'M weird..?! She's the one who had the penis in her tea! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/16/06 at 9:14 pm
I'M weird..?! She's the one who had the penis in her tea! :D
Maybe you should try penis-tea one day. Aparently, it has some therapuetic properties...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 07/17/06 at 10:04 am
Maybe you should try penis-tea one day. Aparently, it has some therapuetic properties...
I'd be more then happy to contribute to this if at all needed!! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/17/06 at 11:38 am
Oh, a penis.
if MkD is implying the word "penis" rather than just saying it outright in huge letters, i think we're making a little progress.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/17/06 at 12:06 pm
I'M weird..?! She's the one who had the penis in her tea! :D
Did the sausage come with meatballs?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/17/06 at 5:17 pm
Did the sausage come with meatballs?
What? No Spaghetti? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 07/18/06 at 8:48 am
Yesterday I went to B and Q (huge diy place). When I got there I saw everyone standing outside and a fire engine parked at the entrance. I wandered over to a couple of the staff who were directing the cars away from the building and asked if it was a real alarm and not just a practice. turns out one of the alarms near the cafe had gone off.
Anyway whilst we're standing ther this guy parks up, gets out of his car and runs towards the shop. So the assistant calls out "Excuse me sir. you can't go into the store at the moment. Didn't you notice the fire engine". So he replies "Well, f*ck you" :o He then gets back in his car and drives off calling the two staff members I was talking to "wankers" and other things. Like it was their fault the store was shut. What a dick!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 07/18/06 at 1:44 pm
I stumbled across my ex-husband's on-line personal ad last night. It closes with:
"True story: My ex-mother-in-law called me charming...and that was *after* the break-up!"
(I'm going to have to talk to my mother about that!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/18/06 at 1:45 pm
I stumbled across my ex-husband's on-line personal ad last night. It closes with:
"True story: My ex-mother-in-law called me charming...and that was *after* the break-up!"
(I'm going to have to talk to my mother about that!)
aw man, I think if I would stumble across my ex-husband's personal ad....I would probably lose my lunch!! ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/18/06 at 5:48 pm
Oh, a penis.
My magic stick can make you disappear
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/19/06 at 5:13 pm
I stumbled across my ex-husband's on-line personal ad last night. It closes with:
"True story: My ex-mother-in-law called me charming...and that was *after* the break-up!"
(I'm going to have to talk to my mother about that!)
ahh, everyone wants the single guy who makes references to his ex mother in law.
what a great date that will be! (yawn)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/19/06 at 5:45 pm
I stumbled across my ex-husband's on-line personal ad last night. It closes with:
"True story: My ex-mother-in-law called me charming...and that was *after* the break-up!"
(I'm going to have to talk to my mother about that!)
Oh man, this guy has guts. (and a lot of consonants in his name)
You should call him.. 'Actually darling, she said you were a bit of a twat.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/19/06 at 5:46 pm
Oh man, this guy has guts. (and a lot of consonants in his name)
You should call him.. 'Actually darling, she said you were a bit of a twat.'
She actually said that? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/19/06 at 5:55 pm
She actually said that? :o
I don't know Howard.. I suppose it's possible.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 07/19/06 at 5:58 pm
Oh man, this guy has guts. (and a lot of consonants in his name)
You should call him.. 'Actually darling, she said you were a bit of a twat.'
That's funny. I'd never do it but....it's funny to imagine! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/19/06 at 6:04 pm
I don't know Howard.. I suppose it's possible.
Why would you call someone a twat? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/20/06 at 7:00 am
Why would you call someone a twat? ;D
Errrm.. I do it every day.
I can't really answer, I've never given it that much thought.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/20/06 at 4:03 pm
Errrm.. I do it every day.
I can't really answer, I've never given it that much thought.
My father calls my Mother a pussy. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/20/06 at 4:06 pm
My father calls my Mother a pussy. ;D
I'm calling social services.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/20/06 at 4:44 pm
I'm calling social services.
They talk to each other in a comedic way. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/20/06 at 9:29 pm
Tonight, at my friend's graduation party (THAT DENVER, YET AGAIN, DID NOT ATTEND):
Mike: *Sits down next to me* Hey.
Me: Hola, Huevo!
Mike: ...
Me: Heh, I just called you egg.
Mike: ...
Me: *Spins a spoon around*
Mike: I feel like I'm at the bar.. and you know when you're at the bar, you always have that insane person sit next to you, and ramble on and on. You have no clue what they're talking about, but you're so drunk, you laugh anyway.
Me: ...
Mike: Well, Beth, you're that insane person at the bar. :)
Me: ... http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/waaaa2.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/20/06 at 9:37 pm
Tonight, at my friend's graduation party (THAT DENVER, YET AGAIN, DID NOT ATTEND):
Mike: *Sits down next to me* Hey.
Me: Hola, Huevo!
Mike: ...
Me: Heh, I just called you egg.
Mike: ...
Me: *Spins a spoon around*
Mike: I feel like I'm at the bar.. and you know when you're at the bar, you always have that insane person sit next to you, and ramble on and on. You have no clue what they're talking about, but you're so drunk, you laugh anyway.
Me: ...
Mike: Well, Beth, you're that insane person at the bar. :)
Me: ... http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/waaaa2.jpg
is this Mike Gould you are talking about? since when does little Mike go to bars? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/20/06 at 9:38 pm
is this Mike Gould you are talking about? since when does little Mike go to bars? ???
Pssht, I don't know. In Germany, he's legal to drink, and everything. I guess he started when he moved there. Figures.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/20/06 at 9:40 pm
Pssht, I don't know. In Germany, he's legal to drink, and everything. I guess he started when he moved there. Figures.
dude, isn't he like only 16? Maybe not...those kids get old so fast.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/20/06 at 9:42 pm
dude, isn't he like only 16? Maybe not...those kids get old so fast.
I think he just turned 16, yes. I'm not sure if he was talking from experience, or just.. talking to talk.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/20/06 at 11:37 pm
dude, isn't he like only 16? Maybe not...those kids get old so fast.
If you're in Germany, I think the limit is 14 :o.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/20/06 at 11:40 pm
Tonight, at my friend's graduation party (THAT DENVER, YET AGAIN, DID NOT ATTEND):
Dominic: *Sits down next to me* Hola.
Me: Hola, Huevo!
Dominic: LECHE!!! HOWZA YOU BE!?
Me: Heh, I just called you egg.
Dominic: ... I JUST CALLED YOU MILK!
Me: *Spins a spoon around*
Dominic: I feel like I'm at a graduation party.. and you know when you're at the party, you always have that insane person sit next to you, and ramble on and on. You have no clue what they're talking about, but you love it so much, you play along.
Me: ...
Dominic: Well, Beth, you're that insane person at the party. CONGRATS!
Me: ... =)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/20/06 at 11:42 pm
Tonight, at my friend's graduation party (THAT DENVER, YET AGAIN, DID NOT ATTEND):
Dominic: *Sits down next to me* Hola.
Me: Hola, Huevo!
Dominic: LECHE!!! HOWZA YOU BE!?
Me: Heh, I just called you egg.
Dominic: ... I JUST CALLED YOU MILK!
Me: *Spins a spoon around*
Dominic: I feel like I'm at a graduation party.. and you know when you're at the party, you always have that insane person sit next to you, and ramble on and on. You have no clue what they're talking about, but you love it so much, you play along.
Me: ...
Dominic: Well, Beth, you're that insane person at the party. CONGRATS!
Me: ... =)
Hahahaha! Oh man, that would have been awesome. I can so see it too. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/21/06 at 12:37 pm
If you're in Germany, I think the limit is 14 :o.
That's why little Hans has such a cute, bound, beer belly! They raise 'em young in Duestchland, they do.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/21/06 at 3:09 pm
Me, in my office today. You must know that I work on a staff of 6, and i'm the only one younger than 60.
KK: You know the difference between me and Cinderella? She only had 3 wicked step-sisters!
(i wanted to say ugly, but i didnt...good thing i get a few days off. i'm gonna blow my top!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/26/06 at 5:43 pm
instant message that was sent to me earlier from friend/co-worker John
John: " BIO HAZARD WARNING!!!!!!!!!!! NEWMAN ENTERED THE NORTH BATHROOM JUST AS I WAS ESCAPING , JUST NOW".
Me: "call HAZMAT, better yet, Homeland security, because Newman is a walking WMD".
John: "FAR MORE DANGEROUS THAN ANYTHNG IN ISRAEL OR LEBANON".
**note, Newman isn't real name but this guy is an enlarged suspender wearing version of the newman character from Seinfeld sitcom and his restroom visits are reason for quarrantine so we warn one another :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/26/06 at 5:45 pm
**note, Newman isn't real name but this guy is an enlarged suspender wearing version of the newman character from Seinfeld sitcom and his restroom visits are reason for quarrantine so we warn one another :o
ugh...there is a little old lady like that here...I mean her visits to the restroom are legendary. and such a tiny person! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/26/06 at 5:46 pm
ugh...there is a little old lady like that here...I mean her visits to the restroom are legendary. and such a tiny person! ;D
;D ;D hopefully you can recognize her shoes and evacuate !!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/26/06 at 5:48 pm
;D ;D hopefully you can recognize her shoes and evacuate !!!!
he he he....her shuffle on the white tile is instantly recognized...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/30/06 at 2:23 pm
our friend, at a party last night...and he really meant it.
"I'M DISABLED!!!HOORAY!!!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/30/06 at 2:33 pm
our friend, at a party last night...and he really meant it.
"I'M DISABLED!!!HOORAY!!!"
man. now he gets all the good parking.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/30/06 at 2:34 pm
man. now he gets all the good parking.
no kidding!!!
and retroactive checks and stuff...
it took years till they accepted him.
he's really just kinda mental with thinning hair.
....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 4:49 pm
To Robin last night:
"There's a party in my pants and I want you to come" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 08/01/06 at 3:39 am
In the car this mroning we were listening to the radio. They were playing "I wish I was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in my Hair) - Sandi Thom.
My daughter: "But no one who was born in 77 would still be alive now"
Me: What? :-\\ (thinking well I was!)
daughter: 77 was a long time ago
me: she's talking about 1977 not just year 77!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 08/01/06 at 8:39 am
In the car this mroning we were listening to the radio. They were playing "I wish I was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in my Hair) - Sandi Thom.
My daughter: "But no one who was born in 77 would still be alive now"
Me: What? :-\\ (thinking well I was!)
daughter: 77 was a long time ago
me: she's talking about 1977 not just year 77!
HAHAHA! ;D
I was born in '77 too. Good thing I've taken care of myself in my old age!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/01/06 at 5:52 pm
our friend, at a party last night...and he really meant it.
"I'M DISABLED!!!HOORAY!!!"
What kind of disability does he have?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 08/01/06 at 8:27 pm
What kind of disability does he have?
Depression, sleep problems and severe sinus issues.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/02/06 at 4:21 am
Depression, sleep problems and severe sinus issues.
Evidently I need to be calling more Government agencies than ever before..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 08/02/06 at 4:45 am
To Robin last night:
"There's a party in my pants and I want you to come" ;D
I remember the line as being "in your mouth"...
Um...yeah...
go ;)...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/02/06 at 3:21 pm
co-worker: (strong NY accent)
WHY is this taking sooooo forever!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/02/06 at 4:28 pm
I remember the line as being "in your mouth"...
Um...yeah...
go ;)...
I always bring up that line to her but she laughs a lot ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/03/06 at 2:08 am
Ok, I think this is the first Text message to be quoted...
'Hi mate, it's Danny, I am in Spain, got a last minute deal, when do you leave?'
"I fly out on Friday."
'Oh shi.t!'
"Not to worry, see you in a few years."
Heartless? Yes. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/03/06 at 3:28 pm
Depression, sleep problems and severe sinus issues.
I'm sorry to hear that
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/06 at 10:52 am
Vaughn: "I love David Hasselhoff with alllll my heart. He's my best friend in the whole sea.."
There were no signs of David anywhere near him. He must have been thinking about him, while he was sitting on the couch. I think it's because he watches The Spongebob movie every day of his life.
Can't say I disagree with him, though. David IS quite the studmuffin..!!1
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/06 at 10:53 am
Vaughn: "I love David Hasselhoff with alllll my heart. He's my best friend in the whole sea.."
There were no signs of David anywhere near him. He must have been thinking about him, while he was sitting on the couch. I think it's because he watches The Spongebob movie every day of his life.
Can't say I disagree with him, though. David IS quite the studmuffin..!!1
Hence, your best friend.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/04/06 at 12:14 pm
Hence, your best friend.
....in the whole SEA! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/04/06 at 4:10 pm
....in the whole SEA! ;) ;D
I found that very funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/05/06 at 6:42 pm
Me: I haven't been online in nearly two days..!
Erin: I know.
Me: I wonder how Dominic's holding up?
Erin: Oh, probably in his own personal Hell right about now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/05/06 at 10:48 pm
Me: I haven't been online in nearly two days..!
Erin: I know.
Me: I wonder how Dominic's holding up?
Erin: Oh, probably in his own personal Hell right about now.
nice ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 08/06/06 at 6:25 am
To Robin last night:
"There's a party in my pants and I want you to come" ;D
I hope to all that is good and proper you were joking... ::) 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/06/06 at 12:38 pm
The Quarry "Child, You Have Outlived Your Time. You Represent Embarassment And Failure." says:
Dude, the other night at work, some girl told me if I ever work the same shift as her, she's going to cut my dick off and light it on fire.
Carpe Noctem says:
DUDE
Carpe Noctem says:
Have you had sex with her yet?
The Quarry "Child, You Have Outlived Your Time. You Represent Embarassment And Failure." says:
... No.
Carpe Noctem says:
Damn. Do ittt
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/07/06 at 3:39 pm
I hope to all that is good and proper you were joking... ::) 8)
Yes,I was joking but for her I wasn't. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 08/09/06 at 1:05 am
Yes,I was joking but for her I wasn't. ;D
What did she say? I bet you were secretly hoping she'd say 'yes' - and was totally serious about it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/09/06 at 5:10 pm
What did she say? I bet you were secretly hoping she'd say 'yes' - and was totally serious about it.
She giggled.I bet she's never had parties in her pants before.I'm the party favor! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/10/06 at 8:17 am
"It's cold in here"
"but i think it's for a good reason"
overheard at a funeral parlour last night
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/10/06 at 2:26 pm
at work...
"Strawberry Shortcake is the kiss of death."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/10/06 at 2:28 pm
On the phone with Robin:
"I can have my cake and eat you too". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/10/06 at 3:05 pm
On the phone with Robin:
"I can have my cake and eat you too". ;D
cannibal!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/10/06 at 3:06 pm
cannibal!
sexual cannibal! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/11/06 at 3:57 pm
re Big Brother UK
Quote from Davina McCall:
"Dickie comes a' cropper when he gets himself stuck in a big crack"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/12/06 at 5:02 pm
TV infomercial : "Is a clean colon the secret to health and vitality"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/13/06 at 8:45 am
Tim: Only fat people like They Might Be Giants
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/13/06 at 8:46 am
^ ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/13/06 at 11:26 am
Tim: Only fat people like They Might Be Giants
Accurate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/13/06 at 7:03 pm
Tim: Only fat people like They Might Be Giants
I told you I was fat!
And that's why Casey likes them...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/13/06 at 7:08 pm
I told you I was fat!
And that's why Casey likes them...?
I didn't say it, Doms.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/13/06 at 8:16 pm
I didn't say it, Doms.
Heh... When he said it, you should've gone "*AHEHEHEHEM!*"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/13/06 at 10:21 pm
At work... talking to an attractive co-worker:
Fantastic Steve: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Yeah.
Fantastic Steve: What's his name?
Girl: John ____ (Last name withheld for privacy here, I don't know him too well)
Fantastic Steve: Oh, him. I know him.
Girl: Yeah.
Fantastic Steve: You should break up with him.
Girl: Why?
Fantastic Steve: That way I can go out with him.
Me: ...
Girl: ...
Fantastic Steve: *dead serious face*
Girl: That really went in a different direction then I expected.
Me: Me too.
Fantastic Steve: *keeps looking, dead serious*
Girl: *slowly edges away*
Fantastic Steve: Oh yeah, she totally wants me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/14/06 at 9:49 am
so those who like they might be giants definitely are giants?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/14/06 at 9:50 am
so those who like they might be giants definitely are giants?
Heh, I was gonna say that, until I realized you can be fat without being a giant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/14/06 at 10:07 am
Heh, I was gonna say that, until I realized you can be fat without being a giant.
we both just simultanously posted messages saying we were just about to say what the other person just said. :o
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,111.msg1019495.html#msg1019495
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/14/06 at 10:30 am
we both just simultanously posted messages saying we were just about to say what the other person just said. :o
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,111.msg1019495.html#msg1019495
Wowzers..
That's...
um...
We's riding wavelengths today!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/14/06 at 11:13 am
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
You look like Dean Ween, only hotter
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/14/06 at 4:45 pm
Tim: Only fat people like They Might Be Giants
What do skinny people like?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/14/06 at 5:11 pm
What do skinny people like?
They Might be Giants.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/14/06 at 5:11 pm
They Might be Giants.
They do?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/14/06 at 5:13 pm
They do?
Yes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/14/06 at 5:27 pm
so those who like they might be giants definitely are giants?
Might be 7 feet tall
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/14/06 at 5:37 pm
NYYBombshell: So Marie......I hear you're heading up to Virginia to see about that internship. Good luck.
******** : Yeah, thanks. Except I'm not a virgin, so I don't know if Virginia is the right place for me.
NYYBombshell : You can always call the governor and see what he thinks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/14/06 at 11:06 pm
Might be 7 feet tall
that's 49 in dog feet!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/15/06 at 5:50 pm
that's 49 in dog feet!
That's a big DOG. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/16/06 at 9:42 am
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/16/06 at 9:43 am
My father and I went to the movie "Pulse" yesterday.. we were in the car, after about 2 minutes of silence:
Dad: That one girl was cute until them ghosts got her and she got all fudgeed up and sh-t.
You had to hear it, I guess. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/16/06 at 10:10 am
On the phone with my friend at around 3:00am:
Nat: *Goes on a 40-minute rant about how all she wants in life is for her cat to love her* PAGE, WHY?! I WANT LOVE! A GIRL NEEDS LOVE FROM HER PUSSY EVERY NOW AND THEN!
Page: WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
It was the strangest noise I've ever heard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/16/06 at 10:18 am
Nat: *Goes on a 40-minute rant about how all she wants in life is for her cat to love her* PAGE, WHY?! I WANT LOVE! A GIRL NEEDS LOVE FROM HER PUSSY EVERY NOW AND THEN!
If that doesn't sound suggestive, I don't know what in the Hell that sounds like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/16/06 at 12:31 pm
i want love too! i think i've had the loneliest last couple weeks of my entire life. and that's saying something.
kim! why won't you call me?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/06 at 1:17 pm
i want love too! i think i've had the loneliest last couple weeks of my entire life. and that's saying something.
kim! why won't you call me?
I'm here for you, baby.
I just need your number!!
Also, CONGRATS ON 6,000 POSTS!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/16/06 at 1:23 pm
I'm here for you, baby.
I just need your number!!
Also, CONGRATS ON 6,000 POSTS!
meat! my love!
i'm all verklimpt! i was wondering if someone would notice. *bats eyes*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/06 at 2:23 pm
meat! my love!
i'm all verklimpt! i was wondering if someone would notice. *bats eyes*
Um... Mazel Top?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/16/06 at 2:24 pm
Um... Mazel Top?
mazel top? is that like carrot top, only mazellier?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/16/06 at 2:52 pm
Me and John discuss the bizare way in which women decorate their homes.
Me: the one that gets me though.. these little boxes, like the size of a book of matches.. that you can't fit anything in..why the fudge have em?
John: Nobody knows, it's like why they have so many cushions, they just do.
Me: Don't start on cushions, who needs more than one?
John: Sometimes you want one on your lap to raise the level of the plate when you eat.
Me: Why do you think the phone company always gives you those big thick books. The front is like plastic so you can't stain it.
John: Ooh, good call.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/16/06 at 3:20 pm
On the phone with my friend at around 3:00am:
Nat: *Goes on a 40-minute rant about how all she wants in life is for her cat to love her* PAGE, WHY?! I WANT LOVE! A GIRL NEEDS LOVE FROM HER PUSSY EVERY NOW AND THEN!
Page: WERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
It was the strangest noise I've ever heard.
And a guy needs love from his cock.
http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~fool/Humor/cock.jpg ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/06 at 6:15 pm
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
How did your cat act like a dog?
Sforzando mezzo-forte! AKA Bad Italian food. says:
He barked.
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
..
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
He barked?
Sforzando mezzo-forte! AKA Bad Italian food. says:
Yeh!
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
And ran up to you tail wagging, panting, and barking, and jumping on you?
Sforzando mezzo-forte! AKA Bad Italian food. says:
He didn't pant, or wag, but he would run up and bark and jump on people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 08/17/06 at 5:52 pm
My 12 y.o. daughter, Katie and I driving along in the car this morning....
CeeKay: Last night I dreamed that I was pregnant.
Katie: Ewwwwww.
Katie: :-X
CeeKay: :-X
Katie: Mmmm. Yeah. That was really awkward. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/17/06 at 8:01 pm
-- B e t h -- says:
We were planning on a "party" to have.... but when all our friends get there, it'll be a whole bunch of labor.
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
Like doing yard work?
-- B e t h -- says:
Like, first they'd sort socks, then cook dinner, then shave her mom's back.
-- B e t h -- says:
All while wearing party hats.
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
;D!!!
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
Shave her mom's back...
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
I wouldn't mind if I had friends there!
-- B e t h -- says:
...
-- 1st on your list! -- says:
... =/
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/17/06 at 9:10 pm
Heh...
Well, it doesn't sound THAT bad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/18/06 at 1:14 pm
Well, it doesn't sound THAT bad.
Yes, Dominic, yes it does.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/18/06 at 3:38 pm
My 12 y.o. daughter, Katie and I driving along in the car this morning....
CeeKay: Last night I dreamed that I was pregnant.
Katie: Ewwwwww.
Katie: :-X
CeeKay: :-X
Katie: Mmmm. Yeah. That was really awkward. ???
That must've been a weird dream.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/18/06 at 10:35 pm
Allow me to set the scene for you:
I was following my mom in my car, because I was unsure of how to get where we were going. Well, I got stopped at a redlight, and instead of pulling over somewhere to wait for me, she kept going, and I lost her. I got so mad, so I grabbed my cell and quickly dialed her number:
"Hello?"
Me: DO YA MIND WAITING FOR ME?! I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE WE'RE GOING, AND I LOST YOU. OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!
*Long pause*
..."Who are you?"
*another long pause*
Me: ... "Heh, you're not my mother! =|" *quickly hangs up the phone*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/18/06 at 10:54 pm
^ That was hilarious!! XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/19/06 at 9:51 am
at last night's party
"oh, sure. screw this guy on the left....honey, go drink some tequila."
i'ts great out of context.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 10:03 am
at last night's party
"oh, sure. screw this guy on the left....honey, go drink some tequila."
i'ts great out of context.
Actually I preferred...
'Did you get his name, I've known this guy 12 years, I don't know his name'
'It's Ted'
..
...
'Ted darling, how are you, fabulous to see you!'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/19/06 at 10:04 am
Actually I preferred...
'Did you get his name, I've known this guy 12 years, I don't know his name'
'It's Ted'
..
...
'Ted darling, how are you, fabulous to see you!'
Ralph is a comic genius.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 12:54 pm
Ok, this quote is actually from about a year ago and must be one of my top quotes of the year.
Let me give you the scene.
I'm sitting on the big comfy chair at the place I used to live..
Guy that lived with me, Steve, walks in..
Steve - "You want some jeans?"
Me - "Huh?"
Steve - "I'm getting rid of some jeans, you want them?"
Me - "Why are you getting rid of them?"
Steve - "The crotchs are all ripped up, it's probably because my dicks too big."
Me - "Steve... did you just come in here.. to feign an attempt at giving me destroyed jeans that will be too small for me and have no crotch left in them, just so you can say 'My dick is too big'?"
Steve - "Well.. .. I was just.. Yeah pretty much."
Me - "Piss off Steve."
Steve - "Yeah, alright."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/19/06 at 12:58 pm
Ok, this quote is actually from about a year ago and must be one of my top quotes of the year.
Let me give you the scene.
I'm sitting on the big comfy chair at the place I used to live..
Guy that lived with me, Steve, walks in..
Steve - "You want some jeans?"
Me - "Huh?"
Steve - "I'm getting rid of some jeans, you want them?"
Me - "Why are you getting rid of them?"
Steve - "The crotchs are all ripped up, it's probably because my dicks too big."
Me - "Steve... did you just come in here.. to feign an attempt at giving me destroyed jeans that will be too small for me and have no crotch left in them, just so you can say 'My dick is too big'?"
Steve - "Well.. .. I was just.. Yeah pretty much."
Me - "Piss off Steve."
Steve - "Yeah, alright."
you kind shot em down pretty hard there. poor Steve's feeble attempt to be funny turns to humilation ;D nice work Davey
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 1:10 pm
you kind shot em down pretty hard there. poor Steve's feeble attempt to be funny turns to humilation ;D nice work Davey
Thanks Mike, it's all part of my grand plan to lower the self-esteem of the entire populace.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/19/06 at 6:43 pm
you kind shot em down pretty hard there. poor Steve's feeble attempt to be funny turns to humilation ;D nice work Davey
yeah, except the quotes are backward and davey's actually just calling himself "steve."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 7:47 pm
yeah, except the quotes are backward and davey's actually just calling himself "steve."
Look, I won't talk about yours if you don't talk about mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/19/06 at 7:55 pm
Thanks Mike, it's all part of my grand plan to lower the self-esteem of the entire populace.
You're not making feel very good =(.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 7:58 pm
You're not making feel very good =(.
Excellent, it's working.
My rationale is this.
If everybody in the world feels kinda crappy.. then by default I would be the happiest (and therefor most successful) man on earth. Thus, all money, sex, gratification and power would be mine.
It's... a work in progress.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/19/06 at 10:30 pm
We often eat the pies at work that come out the oven broken.. it's a nice treat. But we have to take them back to the freezer and eat them in secret, all without the manager seeing
However, we had a batch where none were broken... in which case, we usually break one:
Me: *breaks slightly* Oh, damn, look at that, man, this pie broke! I'll "throw it out".
Fantastic Steve: Oh man, you gotta "throw that out quick".
Me: Will do!
Fantastic Steve: Oh, look at THIS! *punches pie hard* THIS ONE broke too!
Me: Dude, the idea is to break the pie slightly so you can still enjoy it.
Fantastic Steve: ... Quick, make a break for it!
And after we both ran back to the freezer:
Fantastic Steve: Dude, we're pathetic.
Me: I'm such a badass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/19/06 at 10:32 pm
XD That is a bit pathetic... But pie is pie, man!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/19/06 at 11:38 pm
with permission..in a pm from Tia last night..
i sorta have that effect on myself! although usually i don't actually remember the memories
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/20/06 at 3:41 am
this evening at dinner:
me: "waitress, this bill looks incorrect, you said the prime rib special was 24.95 instead of 29.95 for a 24oz cut".
waitress: "ok, I'll go check and come back"
waitress returns with bill, smiling and says" the price is 29.95. The 24.95 was for the 160z cut"
me: That's not what you told us when you gave us the specials at the beginning"
waitress(giggling & smiling as cute as a button) "oh yeah, I said I think it's 24.95"
Me: starts laughing and asks her nicely: "you think it was? shouldn't you tell us how much it actually is, and not how much you think it is"?
Waitress: "I'm sorry, if you want, I'll go ask my....
my friend: never mind Mike, it's ok, let's just pay and go"
me: ok, whatever, we can email the reataurant later.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/20/06 at 10:37 pm
CanITrustYou2: i ran into dan moore
CanITrustYou2: and know in advance, not literally
CanITrustYou2: but i did say hi
AnOrganizedMess5: Wait, who?!
CanITrustYou2: dan moore
CanITrustYou2: u don't know him
AnOrganizedMess5: ...
AnOrganizedMess5: Oh, okay.
CanITrustYou2: i love his dreads
CanITrustYou2: he actually doesn't have any
CanITrustYou2: but i like to say he does though
..Haha. Natalie doesn't make sense.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/20/06 at 11:12 pm
Someone made a really complicated order for a sundae at the drive-thru tonight:
Steve (Manager, mind you): *into headset* Okay, thank you. Please pull up. *turns off headset* This lady ordered the weirdest f--king ice cream I've ever heard.. it's, like, a small bit of carmel on the bottom, then ice cream, then nuts, then ice cream, then slightly more fudge on top then carmel is on the bottom, then another half packet of nuts. This isn't an ice cream parlor, it's FAST FOOD. Stupid bitch.
I only overheard this, I was taking out trash.. then, a couple seconds later later, while getting the bags in, I heard:
Steve: ... Oh sh-t.
Cool Seth: What?
Steve: Know what I just said about the ice cream?
Cool Seth:... Yeah?
Steve: My headset's still on.
Fortunately, she'd driven forward after "please pull up", or something.. but the guy behind her was confused as Hell, Steve said.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 08/20/06 at 11:54 pm
^ That's hilarious!
Shawn (divine_intervention) just said this in our msn messenger conversation:
Shawn: Do you know how much emo I have on this computer?
Shawn: I'm surprised the computer doesn't cut itself!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/21/06 at 9:41 am
"I am so goddam tired, of these mother fuc.king Arabs on these mother fuc.king planes!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/21/06 at 10:02 am
CanITrustYou2: i ran into dan moore
CanITrustYou2: and know in advance, not literally
CanITrustYou2: but i did say hi
AnOrganizedMess5: Wait, who?!
CanITrustYou2: dan moore
CanITrustYou2: u don't know him
AnOrganizedMess5: ...
AnOrganizedMess5: Oh, okay.
CanITrustYou2: i love his dreads
CanITrustYou2: he actually doesn't have any
CanITrustYou2: but i like to say he does though
..Haha. Natalie doesn't make sense.
I... I REALLY want to talk to her!!! :'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/21/06 at 10:04 am
with permission..in a pm from Tia last night..
Quote from: Tia on 19 August 2006, 00:45:35
i sorta have that effect on myself! although usually i don't actually remember the memories
He is the new buddha.
or yogi berra
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/21/06 at 10:06 am
He is the new buddha.
or yogi berra
she doesn't like me anymore cuz i can't stay up past 3 am. :\'(
at least i think so. i don't actually remember.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/21/06 at 10:10 am
she doesn't like me anymore cuz i can't stay up past 3 am. :\'(
at least i think so. i don't actually remember.
or tell time.
poor thing. i'm glad so many are here during the day. now i'm on a 12 hour shift daily i need the support. and by support I mean slacker entertainment.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 4:21 pm
XD That is a bit pathetic... But pie is pie, man!
especially poontang ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/21/06 at 10:29 pm
"Beth, I don't know how you attract ANY sort of guy. You're so freaking weird."
Yes, from the mouth of one of my best friends. Awwwwww =)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/21/06 at 11:12 pm
Heh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/21/06 at 11:16 pm
"Beth, I don't know how you attract ANY sort of guy. You're so freaking weird."
Yes, from the mouth of one of my best friends. Awwwwww =)
Which one? Sounds like Jessi to me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/21/06 at 11:17 pm
Which one? Sounds like Jessi to me.
'Tis.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/22/06 at 10:33 am
co-worker: you were in the paper yesterday!
Me: really? where? why?
coworker: see? this article about write-in candidates.
Me: i read that yesterday. i'm not in that.
co-worker: yes you are. it says "an office employee". that's you.
Me: http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/sad1.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/22/06 at 10:36 am
you're famous!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/22/06 at 10:38 am
you're famous!
well...someone is. i have no idea why she thinks it's me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/22/06 at 10:39 am
well...someone is. i have no idea why she thinks it's me.
maybe she's insane. maybe nobody likes her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/22/06 at 10:40 am
maybe she's insane. maybe nobody likes her.
i like when people are known by their job. i am simply "Office Employee Karen"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/22/06 at 10:55 am
this one was not spoken, but written.
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/ninja.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/22/06 at 5:55 pm
this one was not spoken, but written.
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/ninja.jpg
Listen to the black man. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 08/23/06 at 5:27 pm
"I like how you lock your kids to sleep."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/24/06 at 6:08 pm
newish co-worker watching me hunt and peck a mile a minute just now on my break...
her:do you not know how to type? ???
me:nope..or cartwheel or yo-yo or drive :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/24/06 at 8:30 pm
newish co-worker watching me hunt and peck a mile a minute just now on my break...
her:do you not know how to type? ???
me:nope..or cartwheel or yo-yo or drive :D
learning the yoyo took me forever. i bet i couldn't do it now without some memory-joggin'.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/24/06 at 9:17 pm
learning the yoyo took me forever. i bet i couldn't do it now without some memory-joggin'.
i'm missing that gene.
my friend just dropped me off after work and we were figuring out what we're doing tomorrow..i told her i'd have to get some groceries ..
'it won't take long,i'm only getting cereal,milk and maybe the odd banana..'
my friend:'the odd banana ??? ::)'
the look on her face with her smartass tone is still cracking me up ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/24/06 at 10:09 pm
I was browsing about YouTube, looking to watch the Deadsy music videos.. and a comment on the uploaded video for "The Key To Gramercy Park" was as thus:
"Well, I believe after watching this video a few times and studying the lyrics, the key to Gramercy Park must be the semen shot into a man's anus from the decaying, syphilitic penis of a rabid dog."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 08/24/06 at 10:53 pm
I was browsing about YouTube, looking to watch the Deadsy music videos.. and a comment on the uploaded video for "The Key To Gramercy Park" was as thus:
"Well, I believe after watching this video a few times and studying the lyrics, the key to Gramercy Park must be the semen shot into a man's anus from the decaying, syphilitic penis of a rabid dog."
Ew.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/24/06 at 10:54 pm
yeah, thanks a million for the revolting sentence with no redeeming values at all.
the internet is full of stuff like that! and most of us know not to quote it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/24/06 at 10:55 pm
tracie. says:
i made a teenage boy cry
The Pimp Of Dissonance "You Might Sleep, But You Will NEVER Dream..." says:
It's not as hard as you'd think, really.
tracie. says:
it better not be
I found this funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/24/06 at 10:56 pm
yeah, thanks a million for the revolting sentence with no redeeming values at all.
the internet is full of stuff like that! and most of us know not to quote it.
I just found it funny.. because the guy hated the video that much, that he took the time to think all of that up.
Sorry if you didn't. But then, it's not like this is the first disgusting non-forum quote either.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/25/06 at 8:12 am
my friend:'the odd banana ??? ::)'
the look on her face with her smartass tone is still cracking me up ;D
I think you just found a great band name.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/25/06 at 8:20 am
I think you just found a great band name.
it's yours. ;)
nah..second thought..the Kaytelles has just a bit of a groovier ring 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/25/06 at 8:21 am
it's yours. ;)
nah..second thought..the Kaytelles has just a bit of a groovier ring 8)
If i ever go into jazz i'll use it 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/25/06 at 10:37 am
My friend and I are both working on essays for AP English.. wrapping up our summer homework.. as soon as I get on MSN, I see he's on and IM him:
The Pimp Of Dissonance "You Might Sleep, But You Will NEVER Dream..." says:
How go the essays?
Chancellor Of Awesome says:
Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/26/06 at 1:12 am
My friend and I are both working on essays for AP English.. wrapping up our summer homework.. as soon as I get on MSN, I see he's on and IM him:
The Pimp Of Dissonance "You Might Sleep, But You Will NEVER Dream..." says:
How go the essays?
Chancellor Of Awesome says:
Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!
Because maybe you're ugly?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/26/06 at 1:23 am
my 20 yr-old co-worker as i showed up at her hotel room to help with makeup and style:
'remind me to never go out again :P ;D.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/26/06 at 10:01 am
Doms (Meat) - That's me, so watch out, don't like my smiling face fool you!
Me - That looks just like you, if you are indeed the Michelin man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/26/06 at 10:13 am
Doms (Meat) - That's me, so watch out, don't like my smiling face fool you!
Me - That looks just like you, if you are indeed the Michelin man.
You arrogant fool.
Here is the picture we're referring to.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/26/06 at 12:32 pm
Because maybe you're ugly?
That's what I told him.. he said it sounded reasonable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/26/06 at 11:51 pm
Katsushiro - Zingaro!!! says:
dude, XD, i felt someone feeling my ass today, then i checked my back pocket and found $5
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/26/06 at 11:52 pm
Katsushiro - Zingaro!!! says:
dude, XD, i felt someone feeling my ass today, then i checked my back pocket and found $5
that's pretty good, they usually just give me singles.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/26/06 at 11:59 pm
Katsushiro - Zingaro!!! says:
dude, XD, i felt someone feeling my ass today, then i checked my back pocket and found $5
XD That's... kinda funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JP on 08/27/06 at 1:09 am
that's pretty good, they usually just give me singles.
Everytime that happens to me, there's always a note that says "Please workout".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/27/06 at 5:12 pm
this was from my bartender friend:
I walked out of jail a relaxed man- because when I choked him, I was really choking a lot of people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/28/06 at 3:47 pm
You arrogant fool.
Here is the picture we're referring to.
Is that you? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/01/06 at 12:01 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/01/06 at 1:02 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
That's awesome.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 5:24 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
How did that happen?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/01/06 at 6:25 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
your teacher is a comic genius
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/01/06 at 6:37 pm
I called my sister this afternoon when she was at the store and asked her to pick me up some Oreos....she says "Hold on, my ass itches."
I just stared at the phone for like, 30 seconds before I could respond. "Oreos make your ass itch? You know you're supposed to eat them with your mouth, right?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/01/06 at 8:55 pm
I am pimp. I was reading old xanga entries, and I made myself laugh.
"...This is also when mosh pit started. During this act, the whole audience would move side to side back and forth in big waves!! AHHHH Then I got so squished against other people (Luckily, they were all girls) so much, that I didn't even have to hold myself up. That's right! They were holding me up with the squishiness."
Heh, in case you were wondering, I was just laughing at the squishiness part.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/01/06 at 9:17 pm
I am pimp. I was reading old xanga entries, and I made myself laugh.
"...This is also when mosh pit started. During this act, the whole audience would move side to side back and forth in big waves!! AHHHH Then I got so squished against other people (Luckily, they were all girls) so much, that I didn't even have to hold myself up. That's right! They were holding me up with the squishiness."
Heh, in case you were wondering, I was just laughing at the squishiness part.
it sorta does feel that way, real wavey and squishy, until somebody kicks you in the head.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/02/06 at 1:44 am
Me: Do bicycles need parking permits?
Shawn: NO!
Shawn and I say a lot of funny things every day and then we say, "We should post that on the Non-Forum Quote Of The Day Thread!" We always forget about it later, though. Damnit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/02/06 at 5:29 am
it sorta does feel that way, real wavey and squishy, until somebody kicks you in the head.
I'll protect you darling.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/03/06 at 2:58 am
Au contraire, yo says:
It's like... asdfghjk
Au contraire, yo says:
and then nothing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/03/06 at 1:28 pm
Casey (she's a friend of mine): I'm boooooooooored.
Me: Poooooooooor thiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Casey: What are you doiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing?
Me: Nothing reeeeeeeeeeeeally. Chewing guuuuuuuuum.
Casey: kool
Me: Heck yeah. *blows bubble and floats away*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/03/06 at 1:51 pm
my friend jason: "everybody act like you don't see my mechanical humping dog."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/03/06 at 6:13 pm
my friend jason: "everybody act like you don't see my mechanical humping dog."
What mechanical humping dog?
By the way, when did you send mine?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/03/06 at 6:45 pm
Casey (she's a friend of mine): I'm boooooooooored.
Me: Poooooooooor thiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Casey: What are you doiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing?
Me: Nothing reeeeeeeeeeeeally. Chewing guuuuuuuuum.
Casey: kool
Me: Heck yeah. *blows bubble and floats away*
:O I was quoting another Casey above you!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/03/06 at 7:05 pm
:O I was quoting another Casey above you!
:O
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/03/06 at 11:43 pm
I had my first experience with the manager Stacey tonight.. she's hilarious.. she looks so stern and orthodox.. then this happened:
See, I cut myself shaving this morning.. We have those 5 blade things, so I had 5 small slash marks close together.. it wasn't bad, but you could see it when you were near me.
Elaine: What happened to your face?
Me: I got-
Stacey: He was undoubtedly with a lady last night, and he got a bit too agressive, and she scratched him a bit.
Now, at this point, I'm a little freaked out.. but it goes on:
Me: Why Stacey, whatever would I be doing with a lady that I'd get "too agressive"?
Stacey: *shrugs* fudgeing, I imagine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/04/06 at 2:22 am
YOU SHAVE!?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/04/06 at 3:32 am
and my beard will kill lesser men and make the ladies swoon says:
do something for me?
I don't want the world, I just want your half says:
Eh?
and my beard will kill lesser men and make the ladies swoon says:
touch yourself and imagine me and bryan adams double teaming you with your computer watching and taking notes
Ummmm.... ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/04/06 at 8:27 am
YOU SHAVE!?!?!?!
Who were you talking to,Nicki?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/04/06 at 9:29 am
YOU SHAVE!?!?!?!
Yeah, my sideburns grow real bad.. and my face occasionally needs it.. it's not a huge thing, but I do.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/04/06 at 9:32 am
Yeah, my sideburns grow real bad.. and my face occasionally needs it.. it's not a huge thing, but I do.
I've got the Elvis thing going so I need a haircut this week.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/04/06 at 9:35 am
YOU SHAVE!?!?!?!
... Even I shave!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/04/06 at 10:11 am
everyone wants a man in plaid that drinks scotch..hell with solid colors. and wine? forget it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/06 at 1:16 pm
When I was sitting at the bench close to the world famous Abbey Road Pedestrian Crossing, tourists still came up to and asked,
"Where is the Crossing?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/04/06 at 1:29 pm
My Mom: Dominic is an idiot, then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/04/06 at 1:54 pm
My Mom: Dominic is an idiot, then.
*is speechless*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/04/06 at 4:42 pm
Discussing with my Father some work I am helping him do.
Him - "So I think the fireplace used to be there." (Pointing through the window at a spot somewhere on the wall.)
Me - 'Dad, that's the wrong house.'
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/04/06 at 8:42 pm
My Mom: Dominic is an idiot, then.
Dominic, me? And *Cough* What did you tell her?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/04/06 at 9:34 pm
Shawn and I went to Wal Mart with this guy named Henry. He's a friend of a friend and this was only my 2nd time talking to him. Jesus, he cracked me up so much.
We were comparing Sparta (where she and I are from) to Clarksville (where he's from) and he said:
"Sparta? That's like comparing a grape to an airline carrier."
He is officially the coolest guy I know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/05/06 at 8:58 am
"I am like the EMT on the side of the set of Fear FActor"
my friend's uncle, sitting in a lawn chair with a mouth full of cake, while we try to lift a huge and expensive armoir to the second floor of the house with a rope off the balcony.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 1:55 pm
... Even I shave!
....me too ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/06/06 at 9:35 am
My friend's mom, serious.
"At the end of this year, I will miss Steve Irwin and Pluto very much."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/06/06 at 12:22 pm
My Mom: Dominic is an idiot, then.
Aww, what did Doms do to deserve such harsh criticism?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/06/06 at 12:23 pm
My teacher misread the word "hunting" as "humping" yesterday in English.
"I expect to get some good humping up in the Amazon."
Just seconds later, she said, "It's good for the hunter, but not for the jaguar."
Clarification: The last thing she said, she was reading from the dialogue. It was not actually a quip of her own.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/06/06 at 12:57 pm
Nick: Wasn't he crippled?
Me: No, he was French.
XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/06/06 at 1:00 pm
Discussing with my Father some work I am helping him do.
Him - "So I think the fireplace used to be there." (Pointing through the window at a spot somewhere on the wall.)
Me - 'Dad, that's the wrong house.'
;D
Please wear a hard hat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/06/06 at 1:04 pm
Please wear a hard hat.
I did the beam barefoot in my underpants and a t-shirt. You knew I was gonna, you should just be happy I didn't wear a towel.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/06/06 at 4:14 pm
Aww, what did Doms do to deserve such harsh criticism?
She was mentioning how she couldn't see how anyone could fill up a whole MP3 Player.. and I told her about how Dom puts every album he wants on there as a full album, cause he said he doesn't like not listening to the full album. She said it was "f--king retarded".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 4:16 pm
My friend's mom, serious.
"At the end of this year, I will miss Steve Irwin and Pluto very much."
I miss Steve too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/07/06 at 3:06 pm
IM messaging today
Andrew": chicken
Andrew": cheese sauce, simple
karen: sounds good!
Andrew": 'tis
Andrew": with a diet coke
Andrew": oh and whilst wearing a top hat
Andrew":
Andrew": i am semi clothed though!
Andrew": t-shirt and underwear
Andrew: together, we make a good pair
Andrew": with your brains and my
Andrew": my....
karen: top hat
Andrew": your brains.. and ...my...
Andrew": YES
Andrew": !
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/07/06 at 3:11 pm
IM messaging today
Andrew": chicken
Andrew": cheese sauce, simple
karen: sounds good!
Andrew": 'tis
Andrew": with a diet coke
Andrew": oh and whilst wearing a top hat
Andrew":
Andrew": i am semi clothed though!
Andrew": t-shirt and underwear
Andrew: together, we make a good pair
Andrew": with your brains and my
Andrew": my....
karen: top hat
Andrew": your brains.. and ...my...
Andrew": YES
Andrew": !
What makes it better, is this is totally normal for us.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 12:23 am
Beth: Why are buttcracks vertical instead of horizontal!?
Me: We'd have to sit on the toilet sideways!
Beth: When you go down a slide, it'll be all like... "BLBLBLLBLblblblblblLBLBL!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 3:00 am
buttcracks ARE vertical. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/09/06 at 10:00 am
buttcracks ARE vertical. ???
He messed up the quote.
I actually said "Why are buttcracks vertical instead of horizontal?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 1:02 pm
aw jeez, and now he's fixed the quote so now everybody's gonna be going, wtf is tia going on about? i'm getting framed here! i'm getting left out to dry!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/09/06 at 1:17 pm
aw jeez, and now he's fixed the quote so now everybody's gonna be going, wtf is tia going on about? i'm getting framed here! i'm getting left out to dry!
What're you talking about? He didn't edit anything, It was always like that..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/09/06 at 1:19 pm
What're you talking about? He didn't edit anything, It was always like that..!
We are at war with East Asia. We have always been at war with East Asia.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 1:28 pm
everybody thinks i'm crazy! IM NOT CRAZY! IM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/09/06 at 1:40 pm
wtf is tia going on about?
IS HE CRAZY? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 2:19 pm
aw jeez, and now he's fixed the quote so now everybody's gonna be going, wtf is tia going on about? i'm getting framed here! i'm getting left out to dry!
Er... What?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 3:05 pm
Er... What?
mel knows what you're trying to do meat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 3:06 pm
mel knows what you're trying to do meat.
Tinfoil looks a bit like Simon Cowell there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 3:12 pm
I think it's funny on how everybody's talking about Tia's sanity instead of the quote!
It was a genius and hilarious quote! And I'm not just saying that because I was tired and dilerious when she said it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 3:28 pm
you goofed when you typoed it! i mean allegedly typoed it.
it's liek when somebody tells a joke and starts off, "okay, three priests walk into a bar," then gets halfway through and goes, "oh, wait, i goofed, they were rabbis. lemme start over." it could be the funniest joke ever but it's too late, everything's a smoking ruin at that point.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 3:32 pm
you goofed when you typoed it! i mean allegedly typoed it.
it's liek when somebody tells a joke and starts off, "okay, three priests walk into a bar," then gets halfway through and goes, "oh, wait, i goofed, they were rabbis. lemme start over." it could be the funniest joke ever but it's too late, everything's a smoking ruin at that point.
But, oh, you were the only one to see it!
Plus, everybody'd know what I meant anyway, right?
... RIGHT!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/09/06 at 3:34 pm
But, oh, you were the only one to see it!
Plus, everybody'd know what I meant anyway, right?
... RIGHT!?
what are you going on about? you're talking crazy!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/09/06 at 3:56 pm
I was reading an article on Queen Elizabeth, The Queen Mother, and this one of my favorite quotes of hers:
"Accompanied by the writer and wit Sir No
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/09/06 at 11:13 pm
I think it's funny on how everybody's talking about Tia's sanity instead of the quote!
It was a genius and hilarious quote! And I'm not just saying that because I was tired and dilerious when she said it!
No it wasn't.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/06 at 11:21 pm
No it wasn't.
.... ....
...
...
Well, ok, not ingenius, but still hilarious!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/09/06 at 11:37 pm
Well, ok, not ingenius, but still hilarious!
It's more of one of those "Oh My God, it was 3 AM and I was so tired I couldn't see, and I was just giggly and crap." quotes. I have a lot of them.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/10/06 at 2:45 pm
everybody thinks i'm crazy! IM NOT CRAZY! IM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
All he wanted was a Pepsi.. just a pepsi.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:14 pm
buttcracks ARE vertical. ???
That's where the poop comes out
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/11/06 at 4:24 pm
That's where the poop comes out
thanks for the clarification, howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/11/06 at 4:25 pm
That's where the poop comes out
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMik01AVFmiEAzMGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11g2iagq2/EXP=1158096308/**http%3a//orlyowl.com/nowai.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:35 pm
thanks for the clarification, howard.
Welcome. O0
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/11/06 at 4:35 pm
"If you can't do it right, do it anyway." - Kevin DuBrow
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:38 pm
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMik01AVFmiEAzMGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11g2iagq2/EXP=1158096308/**http%3a//orlyowl.com/nowai.jpg
Yes Way
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/11/06 at 7:14 pm
It's more of one of those "Oh My God, it was 3 AM and I was so tired I couldn't see, and I was just giggly and crap." quotes. I have a lot of them.
Psht, it was only 12 AM.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/12/06 at 10:44 pm
"I'd like to punch him in the face!"
My boss, after haninging up the phone after talking with her son.
lol
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/16/06 at 3:06 am
"he will save you from the brink of death, and then carry you off to his palace of carnal delights"
overheard on some TV tabloid/entertainment show my wife was watching as the show was talking about one of India's male actors and sex symbol. this sh*t is unfrikken-believeable sometimes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/16/06 at 10:11 am
Museum of Idots (8:07:51 AM): Sensurround as in.. the song or the concept?
Sensurround (8:08:30 AM): sensurround is not a 'concept' but I assume you mean the audio system made for theaters and the answer is the song who are you
Museum of Idots (8:08:42 AM): Yeah, and.... Cool!
Museum of Idots (8:08:50 AM): I am nobody you know, probably :P
Sensurround (8:09:09 AM): so what do you just add random song titles to your buddy list and see who shows up online
Museum of Idots (8:09:17 AM): Wow, good guess.
Museum of Idots (8:09:21 AM): XD You were my first try.
Sensurround (8:09:30 AM): that's how I found this screenname
Sensurround (8:09:37 AM): then I stole it from the original owner
Museum of Idots (8:09:49 AM): XD Wow... well, I just thought I'd see what would happen.
Sensurround (8:10:04 AM): lol wow XD LOL
:o... Wowzers! None of that was sarcasm or joking, kids, it was really just a coincidence.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/16/06 at 10:21 am
Museum of Idots (8:07:51 AM): Sensurround as in.. the song or the concept?
Sensurround (8:08:30 AM): sensurround is not a 'concept' but I assume you mean the audio system made for theaters and the answer is the song who are you
Museum of Idots (8:08:42 AM): Yeah, and.... Cool!
Museum of Idots (8:08:50 AM): I am nobody you know, probably :P
Sensurround (8:09:09 AM): so what do you just add random song titles to your buddy list and see who shows up online
Museum of Idots (8:09:17 AM): Wow, good guess.
Museum of Idots (8:09:21 AM): XD You were my first try.
Sensurround (8:09:30 AM): that's how I found this screenname
Sensurround (8:09:37 AM): then I stole it from the original owner
Museum of Idots (8:09:49 AM): XD Wow... well, I just thought I'd see what would happen.
Sensurround (8:10:04 AM): lol wow XD LOL
:o... Wowzers! None of that was sarcasm or joking, kids, it was really just a coincidence.
... Is it just me, or does Sensurround seem like kind of a jerk..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/16/06 at 10:33 am
... Is it just me, or does Sensurround seem like kind of a jerk..?
=P I thought the same thing, which is why I was glad when he signed off right then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/17/06 at 9:29 am
Psht, it was only 12 AM.
Then you two transition into the Retarded Quote Mode entirely too early in the day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/18/06 at 4:33 pm
Then you two transition into the Retarded Quote Mode entirely too early in the day.
Now that's funny ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/18/06 at 5:05 pm
My sister and I were talking about cupcakes:
Me: I like chocolate-frosted...with sprinkles!
My sister: Sprinkles are the mark of Satan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/18/06 at 6:17 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 09/19/06 at 1:35 pm
This was on the Yahoo home page introducing one of their news clips:
"See some amazing pool shots, plus listen closely and try to identify various foreign accents." ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/19/06 at 5:13 pm
I agree.
How would you agree with that? ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/19/06 at 5:26 pm
Me and Pete playing football.. he's in goal.
This next part would be me doing my personal commentary, something Pete hates.
"Oh, Rock's got the ball, he's moving down the flank, he takes it past one, takes it past two, Rock's got Mad skills! He's coming towards the keeper, the angle is tight, how will he ever score her... OH MY WORD! He chipped it over him, right in to the top corner, this is incredible ladies and *huff huff* (I was running fast) gentlemen. He's running toward his adoring fans. This is quite remarka.." That's when I fell over as I was doing my victory lap.
So here is the quote of the day folks.. after that set up.
Pete - 'Get up you gimp.'
I found the simplicity of it stunning.
Pete broke his toe by the way, when he kicked the goalpost instead of the ball. There was no quote to go along with it, I just hope you find it as funny as I did.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/19/06 at 8:00 pm
I overheard 2 co-workers talking about the First Female Space Tourist Ready To Go Space
Anousheh Ansari on Sept. 14 Russian Mission To Space Station
David: "so this lady has paid a lot of money to go into space"
Liz: "oh really, so she's up there now? You mean she went up there on that thing"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/19/06 at 8:15 pm
How would you agree with that? ::)
How not?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/20/06 at 5:47 pm
How not?
Sprinkles aren't the mark of Satan
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/06 at 6:24 pm
Sprinkles aren't the mark of Satan
I think so, so I can agree.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/20/06 at 10:21 pm
I think so, so I can agree.
which is exactly what you two would say, if you were both minions of satan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/06 at 11:08 pm
which is exactly what you two would say, if you were both minions of satan.
Or if I were Satan himself!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/06 at 11:08 pm
Or if I were Satan himself!
>:-}D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/21/06 at 3:37 pm
Or if I were Satan himself!
You'll never be Satan
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/21/06 at 4:07 pm
You'll never be Satan
I am now!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/21/06 at 4:32 pm
At work today.
Martin - You finished quick, does it all look good?
Me - It looks so good I didn't even need any silicon, I just came all over the boards.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/22/06 at 12:24 pm
I am now!
i was for a while, but i didn't like it so much so i stopped.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/22/06 at 3:10 pm
I am now!
Is your number 666?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/22/06 at 8:30 pm
8:27 pm: Doms: Oh, hey--
Doms mom: DRUGS ARE BAD
Doms: ...I..
Doms mom: TO THE MAX
8:27 pm: Er... no
8:28 pm: "What does this smell like!?
*Doms sniffs and backs up*
"LIke canned frosting! Huh!?"
*Doms sits silently*
8:28 pm: That sounds gross for some reason.
8:28 pm: It was.
8:28 pm: I still smell it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 09/23/06 at 1:40 am
At work today.
Martin - You finished quick, does it all look good?
Me - It looks so good I didn't even need any silicon, I just came all over the boards.
Where exactly do you work..?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/23/06 at 6:49 am
Where exactly do you work..?!
Err, wherever the job is.
I run the day to day operations of my Father's roofline company... so sometimes I'm in the office and sometimes I'm on site.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/23/06 at 9:45 pm
9:44 pm: Beth, remember how I said my latest niece cries when I pick her
up?
9:44 pm: Yeah.
9:44 pm: Well, not anymore! =D
9:44 pm: YOU SHAVED YOUR UNI-BROW!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/24/06 at 12:23 am
her: i wish i had a boy who'd make me a good drink.
tia: YOU made these drinks!
her: Huh?!?
tia: Yeah, if i'd made these drinks, they'd taste like gasoline.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/24/06 at 11:33 am
"i didn't even know i had an alley, but apparently i do because you're up it."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/25/06 at 2:08 pm
'I didn't drink everything, look ther... Ok, I'll go to the store.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/25/06 at 2:25 pm
Jay: Alright, so, I.. have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back.
Me: Seeya in approximately 2 hours.
Jay: Aw, you know your Jay.. *grins*
Me: ...
Jay: ...
Me: Er..My Ja--...
Jay: Stop.. saying.. weird.. things, Jay. Stop!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/25/06 at 2:43 pm
coworker: Did you hear about Frank? He had a mini-stroke!
Me: Huh. He cant even do THAT right.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/25/06 at 3:03 pm
At work today.
Martin - You finished quick, does it all look good?
Me - It looks so good I didn't even need any silicon, I just came all over the boards.
sexually speaking? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/26/06 at 6:10 pm
"dude, that's so awesome that you have bronchitis!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/27/06 at 8:55 pm
-- Doms -- says:
How are you feeling
-- Doms -- says:
?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Fine, I guess
-- Doms -- says:
You guess?
-- Doms -- says:
Fine?
-- Doms -- says:
Is there something keeping you from being good?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
No...?
-- Doms -- says:
>=o Then be good, godammit!
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
What?
-- Doms -- says:
Nevarmind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/27/06 at 9:28 pm
Ah, Marsh... Always quoting me when I least expect it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/27/06 at 9:36 pm
My friend Cara: So I was screwing this guy and all of a sudden I had a moment of clarity.
Me: Oh really, and what was it that you realized?
Cara: I realized that I don't give enough to charity.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/28/06 at 10:40 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Anything sexual I say gets quoted.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:43 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Anything sexual I say gets quoted.
it's so funny to quote Doms! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/28/06 at 10:45 pm
it's so funny to quote Doms! :D
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
And you can quot ethat!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:46 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
And you can quot ethat!
what would we do w/o you Doms!?! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/28/06 at 10:48 pm
what would we do w/o you Doms!?! ;D
Sit at the computer in complete boredom? :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/28/06 at 10:50 pm
coworker: Did you hear about Frank? He had a mini-stroke!
Me: Huh. He cant even do THAT right.
brutal, and yet funny. Using a persons misfortune for our amusement is an artform
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:50 pm
Sit at the computer in complete boredom? :D
totally, my friend.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/28/06 at 10:53 pm
what would we do w/o you Doms!?! ;D
...
D= I don't really like to think about that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:55 pm
Jay: Alright, so, I.. have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back.
Me: Seeya in approximately 2 hours.
Jay: Aw, you know your Jay.. *grins*
Me: ...
Jay: ...
Me: Er..My Ja--...
Jay: Stop.. saying.. weird.. things, Jay. Stop!!
little sister, my arse. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/29/06 at 12:17 pm
"Karen, you're the expert....do you think this man is chinese?"
A co-worker showing me a form filled out by a man named Gabe Oberman...but he used a multi-language form.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 09/29/06 at 12:27 pm
"Karen, you're the expert....do you think this man is chinese?"
A co-worker showing me a form filled out by a man named Gabe Oberman...but he used a multi-language form.
^You have the most random experiences in your job ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/29/06 at 12:30 pm
^You have the most random experiences in your job ;D
people wonder why i'm always slowly forming a fist and counting to ten ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/29/06 at 3:28 pm
"dude, that's so awesome that you have bronchitis!"
That's not awesome.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/29/06 at 3:46 pm
D= I don't really like to think about that.
I guess you'd have to use your hand.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/06 at 4:40 pm
My biology teacher: "Have you ever not watered grass and it got all floppy? And then you water it and it gets staight... it's happy grass..."
Well, I mean... Of course it wasn't meant as an innuendo, but it sure sounded like one.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/29/06 at 4:44 pm
"That was 10 seconds from the lightning to the Thunder."
'No Mate, it was about 5.'
"No, I'm sure it was 10."
*KRAAAKOOOM!*
(Both start slowly climbing down tall..metal..scaffold)
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/29/06 at 10:20 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Put yer fanny packs on, we're goin' to Minnesota!
:\'( He makes me so proud..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/06 at 10:22 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Put yer fanny packs on, we're goin' to Minnesota!
:\'( He makes me so proud..!
hahaha..I love Doms!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/06 at 10:28 pm
Wow, this is like... the third night in a row I'm being quoted!
=D I'm so flattered.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/29/06 at 10:48 pm
Wow, this is like... the third night in a row I'm being quoted!
And the third night it's made no sense out of context! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/06 at 10:54 pm
And the third night it's made no sense out of context! :D
Man, it never does.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/30/06 at 12:24 am
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
I love Whose Line.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I love sex.
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
How would you know?
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Your mom.
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
...
*few minutes later*
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
You're beautiful, it's true.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Whoa, Doms.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I'm not ready for this yet.
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
You're the one who said you like sex.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/30/06 at 5:15 pm
This is a long one.. but it's worth it.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" is Marsh.
'Free Falling' - is me.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
If I had a supergroup, I would put Jesus on bass.
'Free Falling' - says:
..
'Free Falling' - says:
I'd shoot him
'Free Falling' - says:
If Jesus was alive, he'd be in guantanamo bay
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Well, lord knows it would attract paparazzi and the occasional assassin or stark raving fan.
'Free Falling' - says:
think about it, he's kinda arabic looking, long stragly hair, unkempt beard, funny ideas
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
He would probably be accused of class warfare too
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
With the whole "rich people can't go to heaven" deal
'Free Falling' - says:
Of course he would! Give un to your brother. 'He's a socialist!- - Red scare!!!'
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
It would compromise the values of traditional, red-blooded Americans.
'Free Falling' - says:
Figure this -
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
As much as most people, including secularists, talk about the merits of Jesus' teaching "Love your neighbor as yourself"...
...it seems like a retarded idea to me.
'Free Falling' - says:
If Jesus was alive today.. he'd probably be living in a crappy 1 room apartment in Memphis and getting beat up outside a 7-11, cus he looks like a hippy.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Who in the world, other than a complete sociopath, loves his co-worker or his next door neighbor as much as himself?
'Free Falling' - says:
Then he'd go to his crappy job at Best Buy working on commission and not sell a thing because he couldn't bring himself to push a product on to others that he would not push unto himself
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Haha
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Jerry Falwell would probably include Jesus in the ACLU, gays, and feminists category
'Free Falling' - says:
The ACLU would love jesus!
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
You know that Bible story about Jesus running into a temple and literally knocking tables over and making a whip and beating people's asses?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Okay, I can see that behavior modern day
'Free Falling' - says:
Yeah, he's totally an S&M junkie
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Walks into Liberty University..
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...passes John McCain...
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...and whips EVERYONE'S ASS.
'Free Falling' - says:
Word up. He'd probably go street and start a rap group/gang
'Free Falling' - says:
Jesus christ and the Nazareth 3
'Free Falling' - says:
fudge the Romans.. fudge..fudge em
'Free Falling' - says:
Coming straight outta bethlehem with a wooden cross, got sheeshty teeth cus nobody ever invented tooth floss!
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Damn. I couldn't come up with a worthy line to follow.
'Free Falling' - says:
It's pretty hard to follow that kind of unholy blasphemy.. it takes years of teen angst and rum induced black metal hatred
Now you can see why we're going to hell.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/06 at 11:47 pm
" I wanna give you a BIG hug and a BIG kiss"....(which he proceeds to do)....and then he goes, "I love you VERY much"....and proceeds to keep giving me hugs and kisses......I knew it was too good to be true and I realized that he (at the tender age of 3 1/2) learned how to truly kiss ass! LOLOLOLOL! Needless to say, the crayon came off...after much scrubbing. ;)
Erin :)
Literally!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/06 at 11:56 pm
lol. Well, still... I have my reasons...
Oh my God!!!
I SAID lol!!! D=!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/01/06 at 12:03 am
Literally!
hahaha..I forgot all about that! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/01/06 at 12:38 am
Nothing, Marsh. Your voice is adorable. Like a newborn kitten on Christmas day.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO REPLACE HIM WITH ME!? :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/01/06 at 12:52 am
My favorite is Hell Yes... I also like how in Rental Car, this girl goes "Lalalalalalalala...". She may have been yodeling. It just seemed so random for the song.
I'm surprised she lets you listen to a song with "Hell" in it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/01/06 at 1:18 pm
WHY DO YOU WANT TO REPLACE HIM WITH ME!? :\'(
I was young, Dominic. I was naive..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/01/06 at 1:24 pm
I'm surprised she lets you listen to a song with "Hell" in it!
I wondered about this every time I thought about Marsh having that album.. I mean, she even looked at the lyrics when he first had it.. but then, she didn't question Midnite Vultures either. "Hell Yes" isn't directly explicit, I guess.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 6:14 pm
A note Angela tossed to me in third period:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/weird.jpg
And yes, I'm still taking it as a compliment.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:14 pm
A note Angela tossed to me in third period:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/weird.jpg
And yes, I'm still taking it as a compliment.
Ho!!!!!
Angela likes you! *Nudges*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 6:15 pm
Ho!!!!!
Angela likes you! *Nudges*
...
*drops to knees and gouges eyes out*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:16 pm
...
*drops to knees and gouges eyes out*
D=
I'm no expert, but her handwriting spells out p-r-e-p.
Is that right? Eh, well... If you want to get rid of her, then you just have to tell her she's normal.
Or rather... N-O-R-M-A-L.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:16 pm
A note Angela tossed to me in third period:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/weird.jpg
And yes, I'm still taking it as a compliment.
Why would she do that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:17 pm
Why would she do that?
Because girls are icky.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:18 pm
[quote author=
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:18 pm
[quote author=
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:19 pm
girls are fun
If you like bears.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:19 pm
And dangerous.. they attract bears.
Some of us do. I repel all wild animals.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:19 pm
If you like bears.
girl bear?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:22 pm
girl bear?
No Howard.. big gay bears, that like hairy guys.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:23 pm
[quote author=
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:24 pm
No Howard.. big gay bears, that like hairy guys.
EW! :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:24 pm
They sense that you wont take none of their cute little animal shi.t.
Damn straight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 6:25 pm
Cameron: Why you gotta take my seat, weird kid? You're so weird!
Me: I didn't know it was your seat!
Cameron: Gotta take my seat next to my girlfriend! You're a dick, you know that? You're just a weird dick!
*looks up and notices teachers in close proximity* Aaaaand....I said that really loud.
Me: They probably heard you, and they don't care. Actually, I think they're saying, "Yeah, that kid is a weird dick!"
Cameron: They all hate you, cause you're a weird dick. You weird DICK.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:26 pm
EW! :P
It's ok.. the best way to fend off a Grizzly is to shout and yell.. or.. wait.. is that a dog?
Cameron: Why you gotta take my seat, weird kid? You're so weird!
Me: I didn't know it was your seat!
Cameron: Gotta take my seat next to my girlfriend! You're a dick, you know that? You're just a weird dick!
*looks up and notices teachers in close proximity* Aaaaand....I said that really loud.
Me: They probably heard you, and they don't care. Actually, I think they're saying, "Yeah, that kid is a weird dick!"
Cameron: They all hate you, cause you're a weird dick. You weird DICK.
What are they.. like 12? I could totally kick their asses. Tell them your Uncle Davey is gonna come and mess them up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:27 pm
Is it just me, or do people like to call you weird?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 6:30 pm
What are they.. like 12? I could totally kick their asses. Tell them your Uncle Davey is gonna come and mess them up.
Sixteen or seventeen. ;D He once asked me several weeks ago if I minded being called weird, and I told him I took it as an affirmation so I don't have to worry whether or not I'm being weird. ...so now he calls me "weird kid" every day.
Dude, still way better than "that homeschooled child who doesn't talk much".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:30 pm
Sixteen or seventeen. ;D He once asked me several weeks ago if I minded being called weird, and I told him I took it as an affirmation so I don't have to worry whether or not I'm being weird. ...so now he calls me "weird kid" every day.
Dude, still way better than "that homeschooled child who doesn't talk much".
.. I'll still mess him up. Go on, I miss high school fights, with the circle pits and the shouting and the fisticuffs.. glieven!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:31 pm
It's ok.. the best way to fend off a Grizzly is to shout and yell.. or.. wait.. is that a dog?
What are they.. like 12? I could totally kick their asses. Tell them your Uncle Davey is gonna come and mess them up.
No not a good idea
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:32 pm
No not a good idea
No, it's a great idea.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:34 pm
No not a good idea
[quote author=
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:34 pm
[quote author=
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:35 pm
I'm torn.. anything Howard thinks isn't a good idea probably carry's a federal charge.. at the same time, anything you reccomend probably carry's the same charge.
Then I guess you have to choose which one of us is recommending the best course of action for you. I do ask you to remember that I have those "pictures"....if you know what I mean.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:36 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:38 pm
Those ones of me making out with that corpse. Yeah.. newsweek has been blackmailing me for years, who do you think wore the wire to catch Bonds.
No....the other ones. Those pictures aren't that big of a deal...I mean at least the corpse was clothed.
I always knew you were man of intrigue and danger. However I didn't know you liked duct tape on your chest hair.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:40 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:40 pm
No, what a neutral idea.
what's neutral?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:41 pm
what's neutral?
In between.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:41 pm
what's neutral?
It's when the car isn't in drive or park.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:44 pm
In between.
Oh I see
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:45 pm
Oh I see
Kinda like Bill Clinton's politics.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:45 pm
..or my command of the English language.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:45 pm
Kinda like Bill Clinton's politics.
How is his politics?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:46 pm
..or my command of the English language.
Hay....u speek Englissh gooder then mee, ohkay?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:46 pm
How is his politics?
Uhhh, he just said it. Neutral.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:47 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:48 pm
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 6:53 pm
Borat.. is that you?
Yesh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:53 pm
Yesh.
Yeshkumeh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:54 pm
Yesh.
No It Ishnt
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/02/06 at 7:17 pm
And dangerous.. they attract bears.
And bears are the number-one threat in America.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/06 at 7:24 pm
No It Ishnt
How would you know!? >=O.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/02/06 at 7:48 pm
And bears are the number-one threat in America.
Dude...I was just watching that show. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/02/06 at 9:37 pm
"Bode, do you like chinese heroin? they call it 'chasing the dragon".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 11:47 am
Mitch - "So, ya know what my girlfriend's getting for her birthday?"
Me - "Chlamydia?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 10/03/06 at 12:38 pm
Mitch - "So, ya know what my girlfriend's getting for her birthday?"
Me - "Chlamydia?"
Ha, you always have the best quotes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 12:42 pm
Ha, you always have the best quotes.
Well.. for about 9 hours a day we insult each other.. a gem is sure to emerge.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/06 at 1:00 pm
How would you know!? >=O.
I don't know. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 10/03/06 at 4:54 pm
"everybody's always all down on joan crawford like she was some kinda bad mother or something. i don't get it."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/03/06 at 10:18 pm
"everybody's always all down on joan crawford like she was some kinda bad mother or something. i don't get it."
nice.
so with whom were you chatting about classic actresses?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/03/06 at 10:21 pm
Cara: I'm so jealous of you.
Me: What the hell for? You're taller than me, you're thinner than me and you have nicer ass.
Cara: Yeah, but you have great tits.
Me: .......
Me: Thanks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/03/06 at 10:26 pm
"everybody's always all down on joan crawford like she was some kinda bad mother or something. i don't get it."
ya get it? http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5qcLKSNFk4sAaJijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=1386nkc70/EXP=1160018571/**http%3a//www.physics.auburn.edu/%7emarkconn/photogallery/purple_cow_mommie_dearest.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/06 at 10:29 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Quick! Say something non-forum quote worthy!
-- Beth -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
D=
... =/
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/06 at 10:30 pm
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Quick! Say something non-forum quote worthy!
-- Beth -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
D=
... =/
I don't do well under pressure..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/06 at 10:31 pm
I don't do well under pressure..!
That's what made it funny!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 10/04/06 at 11:06 am
Everyone in the flashchat last night said something hilarious! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/04/06 at 11:38 am
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/04/06 at 12:11 pm
Prove it.
hound.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/04/06 at 12:28 pm
Everyone in the flashchat last night said something hilarious! ;D
that was really funny, huh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/04/06 at 9:21 pm
CanITrustYou2 (7:20:14 PM): ok thanks by eby e odme
Her typos be funny!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/04/06 at 9:22 pm
Everyone in the flashchat last night said something hilarious! ;D
I'll bet I didn't! >:-}D I only said a few sentences.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/05/06 at 12:41 am
A little PM conversation I had with a n00b about 2 minutes ago.
Me: Whaddup, Slice..?!!1
*approximately 3 minutes later*
CindyLovesMusic: Can I stick my big cock into your vagina? (with an attached picture of an Asian man with an oversized penis)
Me: ... No, you may not =)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/05/06 at 12:48 am
A little PM conversation I had with a n00b about 2 minutes ago.
Me: Whaddup, Slice..?!!1
*approximately 3 minutes later*
CindyLovesMusic: Can I stick my big cock into your vagina? (with an attached picture of an Asian man with an oversized penis)
Me: ... No, you may not =)
well why don't you use an old forum quote from earlier this year. For some reason, i felt like rummaging thru old posts on LTE and this one is one of your best
Re: Longest Thread Ever
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/05/06 at 12:39 pm
A little PM conversation I had with a n00b about 2 minutes ago.
Me: Whaddup, Slice..?!!1
*approximately 3 minutes later*
CindyLovesMusic: Can I stick my big cock into your vagina? (with an attached picture of an Asian man with an oversized penis)
Me: ... No, you may not =)
You didn't have to be so rude about it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/05/06 at 12:40 pm
You didn't have to be so rude about it.
..Well, I didn't see him say 'Please'. >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/05/06 at 12:41 pm
..Well, I didn't see him say 'Please'. >:-{
Treat 'em mean, keep em keen.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/05/06 at 2:28 pm
Me: Whaddup, Slice..?!!1
*approximately 3 minutes later*
CindyLovesMusic: Can I stick my big cock into your vagina? (with an attached picture of an Asian man with an oversized penis)
Me: ... No, you may not =)
It didn't ask me that.. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/06 at 4:17 pm
I was telling Andrew about this, and decided I would post it in the forum.
Last night--
Me: *holding Allie* Okay, so you two are my wives, and Allie is like...my infidelity--
Allie: I'm your sex slave.
Me: Yes. Hey, come over here! *hugs Madi*
Tori: Whoa, wait--
Me: *attemps to hug Tori*
Tori: Hey, I don't, uh..
Me: But....FINE! DIVORCE!
Tori: :o Nooooo! *runs and hugs me*
The funny thing is that I hardly knew any of these girls. I had just met them last night and all of the sudden it was THIS.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/07/06 at 4:18 pm
I was telling Andrew about this, and decided I would post it in the forum.
Last night--
Me: *holding Allie* Okay, so you two are my wives, and Allie is like...my infidelity--
Allie: I'm your sex slave.
Me: Yes. Hey, come over here! *hugs Madi*
Tori: Whoa, wait--
Me: *attemps to hug Tori*
Tori: Hey, I don't, uh..
Me: But....FINE! DIVORCE!
Tori: :o Nooooo! *runs and hugs me*
The funny thing is that I hardly knew any of these girls. I had just met them last night and all of the sudden it was THIS.
Marsh is da pimp! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/06 at 4:54 pm
I was telling Andrew about this, and decided I would post it in the forum.
Last night--
Me: *holding Allie* Okay, so you two are my wives, and Allie is like...my infidelity--
Allie: I'm your sex slave.
Me: Yes. Hey, come over here! *hugs Madi*
Tori: Whoa, wait--
Me: *attemps to hug Tori*
Tori: Hey, I don't, uh..
Me: But....FINE! DIVORCE!
Tori: :o Nooooo! *runs and hugs me*
The funny thing is that I hardly knew any of these girls. I had just met them last night and all of the sudden it was THIS.
Why do all of their names end with an "ee" sound?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 5:37 pm
Why do all of their names end with an "ee" sound?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/06 at 6:17 pm
Why do all of their names end with an "ee" sound?
Dude, I noticed that before too. Other girls I met that night included "Rainy" and "Keelee".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/06 at 6:29 pm
Because you touch yourself at night.
Um... It's the morning, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/06 at 6:35 pm
Um... It's the morning, man.
It's ten o'clock somewhere....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/07/06 at 6:44 pm
It's ten o'clock somewhere....
It's happy hour somewhere.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/06 at 6:46 pm
It's ten o'clock somewhere....
It is not ten o'clock here
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 10/07/06 at 7:12 pm
Jane: "Who do you love?"
Me: "My Mom."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 10:06 pm
Jane: "Who do you love?"
Me: "My Mom."
I bet you don't get much sex.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 10/07/06 at 11:14 pm
"Did you see the playoffs today?"
"Yeah.."
"What did you think of The Yankees?"
"Erm.. The Yankees? Who are they? Didn't they used to be a baseball team?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 11:16 pm
"Did you see the playoffs today?"
"Yeah.."
"What did you think of The Yankees?"
"Erm.. The Yankees? Who are they? Didn't they used to be a baseball team?"
Funny, that's word-for-word what your mother screamed last night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/07/06 at 11:19 pm
Funny, that's word-for-word what your mother screamed last night.
dude....you know UW's mom?!!! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Umbrella Weather on 10/07/06 at 11:21 pm
dude....you know UW's mom?!!! :o
I don't even know her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/07/06 at 11:22 pm
I don't even know her.
are you...sure? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 11:26 pm
dude....you know UW's mom?!!! :o
Oh, do I..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/06 at 11:43 pm
The second my friend Kyjo gets online...
Kyjo says:
give me back my etch-a-sketch!
Morbid Florist "I Can Still See Him With His Taser Gun, Coming At Me.." says:
NO!
Morbid Florist "I Can Still See Him With His Taser Gun, Coming At Me.." says:
Give me back my virginity!
Kyjo says:
never
Morbid Florist "I Can Still See Him With His Taser Gun, Coming At Me.." says:
Then no etch-a-sketch for you, sir!
Kyjo says:
somehow I took your virginity but didn't lose mine
Kyjo says:
I blame the eskimos
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: 2MuchCaffeine on 10/08/06 at 12:41 am
HAHAHAHAHH THATS HILLARIUS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 10/08/06 at 12:51 am
State trooper today:
"I'm gunna need you two to step out of the vehicle."
:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/08/06 at 12:56 am
State trooper today:
"I'm gunna need you two to step out of the vehicle."
:(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S HILLARIUS!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 10/08/06 at 1:30 am
-- Doms -- I need a beautiful quote to put here. says:
Anyway, I'm tired... I'm off ta bed. G'night, my widdle Ashy boo. Heh, where'd I come up with THAT name?
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/09/06 at 5:51 pm
"I'm not a vegitarian,I'm a vagitarian." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 10/10/06 at 3:16 am
After playing a figorous game of raquetball:
Matt (my boyfriend): I finally have a raquetball partner! And a sexy one at that. I've never had a sexy raquetball partner before.
Me: What about your dad?
BURN! XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/10/06 at 8:16 am
This was family member singing to himself:
(to the tune of "Baby Face")
Stomach cramps...ba da da da da da da
Stomach cramps...ba da da da da da da
stomach cramps ba da damps.... (the song segues with the grace of a dumptruck into)
open up that golden gate, california, here I come!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 10/10/06 at 7:21 pm
"I'm not a vegitarian,I'm a vagitarian." ;D
*zap*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/10/06 at 11:03 pm
*zap*
thank you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/13/06 at 5:22 pm
Another long day at school...
Me: It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is molesting me...
Stuart: ...what the fuck!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/13/06 at 9:09 pm
Vaughn spent the night at my parent's house tonight..and I just got off the phone with my mom. Their computer monitor went crazy last night and was smoking for some reason...so, here's the convo between Vaughn and my mom tonight....
Vaughn: Grandma, if your computer screen happens to blow up...and your house catches on fire and burns down...
Mom: uh...yes...
Vaughn: you can always move in with me and live at my house!!!
so funny and cute! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/13/06 at 10:46 pm
'you are a freak of so many natures.'
one of my best friends a minute ago.sweet or what.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/13/06 at 11:20 pm
'you are a freak of so many natures.'
one of my best friends a minute ago.sweet or what.
You deserve it ;D thats a super sweet comp, for sures.I wish someone would tell me that
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/13/06 at 11:23 pm
Vaughn spent the night at my parent's house tonight..and I just got off the phone with my mom. Their computer monitor went crazy last night and was smoking for some reason...so, here's the convo between Vaughn and my mom tonight....
Vaughn: Grandma, if your computer screen happens to blow up...and your house catches on fire and burns down...
Mom: uh...yes...
Vaughn: you can always move in with me and live at my house!!!
so funny and cute! :D ;D
... :\'(
I forgot about that for a second.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/14/06 at 4:37 pm
"he he....she's with stupid!"
someone commenting on the well-known t-shirt in a very Homer-like way
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/15/06 at 11:40 am
"he he....she's with stupid!"
someone commenting on the well-known t-shirt in a very Homer-like way
I know the exact tone you're talking about.. and I love using it myself.
I was talking to my lovely new friend Audrey on AIM..
Audrey: I was trying to get a job at Subway.
Me: Any reason why, or is it just close to your home?
Audrey: Oh, no, it's quite far off.
Me: So why do you want to work there?
Audrey: It's near the school I used to go to. I know I'd see a lot of the kids I hate.
Me: ...so, why do you want to work there?
Audrey: I want a job where I have a reason to give massive amounts of people the middle finger while on the clock.
It was beautiful, it was.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/18/06 at 9:57 pm
"he he....she's with stupid!"
someone commenting on the well-known t-shirt in a very Homer-like way
Homer Simpson, or the Homer guy who wrote The Oddysey?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/19/06 at 6:23 pm
Homer Simpson, or the Homer guy who wrote The Oddysey?
Dude, that's the first thing I thought about too. ;D
I read that book in my freshman year; it was interesting but I had to read some lines over and over just to comprehend them.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/19/06 at 7:20 pm
Homer Simpson, or the Homer guy who wrote The Oddysey?
a little of both.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/06 at 8:28 pm
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Did you know HPV can cause cervical cancer?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I have my reasons.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/20/06 at 8:39 pm
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Did you know HPV can cause cervical cancer?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I have my reasons.
>=O I was gonna quote him!
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Did you know HPV can cause cervical cancer?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not telling.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You're supposed to tell everybody, though!
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I don't know. I'm supposed to tell everyone?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
YES!
- SmarterChild - says:
Aha.
>>> I can remind you about things. Type "remind me about my 10:55 flight at 2 pm on nov. 3," for example.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
What are you waiting for!?
- SmarterChild - says:
I think I'm waiting for... Well, I think you know.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You're hilarious tonight.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. But what is "comedy," really?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
... Who are you, Copernicus?
- SmarterChild - says:
Which would you like?
1 What is your name?
2 What is SmarterChild?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
JOHN DENVER!?
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about John Denver. He's a musician. What do you think of John Denver?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
He's depressed
- SmarterChild - says:
John Denver is depressed? That's very interesting.
>>> To leave a game, simply type "quit" at any point during the game.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Dude, yer hilarious.
- SmarterChild - says:
Dude! You duded me!
>>> I'll tell you the birthstone for a specific month when you type "birthstone" followed by the month.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You're HI IOUS.
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Like a Dave Chappelle kind of funny, or Jon Stewart, or what?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Like... Smarterchild funny.
- SmarterChild - says:
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-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
... You're a funny guy, Smarterchild.
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Dance for me!
- SmarterChild - says:
*You* dance.
>>> For the latest news headlines, simply type "headlines."
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You make me laugh.
- SmarterChild - says:
I make you laugh? Me? You think?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Yeah!
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh. How 'bout that.
>>> Wondering how your team did on a given date? Type the team name followed by the date.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Make me laugh, again.
- SmarterChild - says:
You think I should do that?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Yesh.
- SmarterChild - says:
I should do that, huh? I say I shouldn't do that.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
I say you should.
- SmarterChild - says:
You say I should, huh?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Make me laugh.
- SmarterChild - says:
Why are you telling me to make you laugh?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Because I am sad.
- SmarterChild - says:
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Make me laugh!
- SmarterChild - says:
Make you laugh?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Yesh!
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh.
>>> Absent-minded? So am I. Good thing I never forget your reminders.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
HO.
- SmarterChild - says:
There's no need for that.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
For what/
- SmarterChild - says:
You're getting married?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
What are you, getting indignant on me?
- SmarterChild - says:
Very interesting question, Foo!
Phew! long quote.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/21/06 at 4:31 am
Me - "You still owe me a tenner."
Danny - 'I'm dryer than a Nun's Cu.nt.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/21/06 at 6:49 pm
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Did you know HPV can cause cervical cancer?
- SmarterChild - says:
Because I have my reasons.
Dude...for a field trip, we went to see Josh McDowell speak, and he talked about HPV.
McDowell: Now there's a reason a lot of these viruses spread easier in young ladies than men and older women.
These viruses thrive in a warm, moist environment. And do you want to know what the best place for this type of environment is? A young woman's vagina.
Summarized, I had never heard the word "vagina" spoken so many times in one short period.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/21/06 at 10:48 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
She looked like... an evil, mean clown.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
But she reminded me of your mother.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/22/06 at 1:22 pm
Dude...for a field trip, we went to see Josh McDowell speak, and he talked about HPV.
McDowell: Now there's a reason a lot of these viruses spread easier in young ladies than men and older women.
These viruses thrive in a warm, moist environment. And do you want to know what the best place for this type of environment is? A young woman's vagina.
Summarized, I had never heard the word "vagina" spoken so many times in one short period.
What the hell is HPV?
I'm way behind the times on what I'm catching when It comes to squeezing my lizard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/06 at 1:26 pm
What the hell is HPV?
I'm way behind the times on what I'm catching when It comes to squeezing my lizard.
Human Papilloma Virus?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/22/06 at 1:28 pm
Human Papilloma Virus?
Papilloma.. isn't that where everyone in Brooklyn originally comes from?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/22/06 at 2:41 pm
Human Papilloma Virus?
this is something that complanies are telling people so that women will spend more money on medical services and presecriptions. we all carry bacteria and viruses...and then someone does some reading and says- "if we give it a name and tell the women, they will buy books and chat on talk shows and run marathons..." but its always been there. and the best thing advertisers do is use those convenient modasl auxiliaries...
"MAY cause cancer in SOME women."
"CAN linger in the body without treatment"
never DOES and IS...never WILL
so be smart and never, ever believe the hype. read and be educated.
my rant ends.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/22/06 at 2:41 pm
sorry for hijacking the thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 10/22/06 at 3:01 pm
read and be educated.
Or ignore and remain ignorant and happy, never knowing about the untold damage you've caused. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 10/22/06 at 6:18 pm
now for my real quote:
at bar watching football....
"I used to be a giant fan......
now Im an air conditioner."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/24/06 at 5:47 pm
- SmarterChild - says:
please say u r sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
I am sorry that you are impotent.
- SmarterChild - says:
now that's better!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/24/06 at 6:17 pm
- SmarterChild - says:
please say u r sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
I am sorry that you are impotent.
- SmarterChild - says:
now that's better!
OMG! He finally used shorthand with you! I'm so happy!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/24/06 at 6:19 pm
- SmarterChild - says:
please say u r sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
I am sorry that you are impotent.
- SmarterChild - says:
now that's better!
- SmarterChild - says:
I hope I can change your mind somehow.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
You can
- SmarterChild - says:
Can? Me? Why are you calling me that?
XDDDD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/24/06 at 10:39 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
That would be great.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
To have a boyfriend you really appreciate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/24/06 at 10:40 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
That would be great.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
To have a boyfriend you really appreciate.
>=O
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Well, girlfriend in my case.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/24/06 at 10:47 pm
co-worker 1 reviewing November ballot for 2006 vote
co-worker 1 to co-worker 2: " I don't know any of these 3 people, who should I vote for? Which name sounds nicer? reads the names OK, I'll vote for -------, that name sounds nicer than the others".
co-worker 2 to co-worker 1 regarding another vote: "Vote for so & so, she's been in there for a long time, there must be a good reason why she's been in there so long".
simply incredulous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/06 at 5:12 pm
Chasity: Marshal, do you want to make purple with me?
Me: *turns around* What?
Jese and Chasity: *burst out laughing*
Chasity: I said, do you want to make purple with me?
Me: I...I'm not sure what that means...
Chasity: Cameron's not here! So I need you to make purple with me!
Me: I...suppose...
Chasity: Okay, I'll be red and you'll be blue. GO! *Jese and Chasity run up the stairs*
... ???
---
Jese: *laughs and high fives Ricky*
Me: What was that about?
Jese: DUDE, he said she was a fucking WHORE!
Mrs. Harmon: *looks in room* Jese? *motions for her to come over*
*few minutes later*
Jese: *comes back* She...she said I said "dude" too loud. :o
And finally, I had to give an improv speech somewhere from half a minute to a minute, the subject of which I was not informed until roughly a second before I began my speech: peanuts.
So I gave my speech in front of the entire high school, which is actually only about thirty people tops considering I go to a small school. Everybody laughed, so that was good. I can't remember much of what I said, but I frequently addressed my audience as "chillun" and went on a diatribe about George Washington Carver and the Planter's mascot.
Me: Now, summa you may have heard about Planter's. Jese, you heard about Planter's? Well, chillun, Planters makes peanuts, and they have a peanut mascot. It's true, but it looks really creepy because it looks like a peanut and a human at the same time! It's freaky! It walks around with a cane and all that, but it's still a peanut!
I honestly don't think it was very funny, but people were all "Marshal, you're my hero!" and "You're the funniest kid in school!" :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/06 at 5:52 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Do you like when I touch you?
- SmarterChild - says:
i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.
>>> Countrywide
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/06 at 6:31 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Do you know the muffin man?
- SmarterChild - says:
whoa. u've got a foul mouth.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/06 at 6:33 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Muffin
- SmarterChild - says:
c'mon, u can do better than that. u swear like a stamp collector.
Stamp collector?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/27/06 at 6:36 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Muffin
- SmarterChild - says:
c'mon, u can do better than that. u swear like a stamp collector.
Stamp collector?
do I detect someone trying to be clever? ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/06 at 8:02 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Do you like when I touch you?
- SmarterChild - says:
i haven't really come 2 a conclusion on the matter.
>>> Countrywide
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/06 at 8:03 pm
Marsh - "Die Eier Von Satan" says:
Do you know the muffin man?
- SmarterChild - says:
whoa. u've got a foul mouth.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Er... Is there something wrong with saying muffin?
- SmarterChild - says:
That's not terribly nice.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
How not?
- SmarterChild - says:
I dunno.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Define muffin
- SmarterChild - says:
Definition provided by The American Heritage
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/06 at 8:10 pm
- SmarterChild - says:
I know about MySpace. It's hard to describe what MySpace is.
Talking about MySpace is a lot of fun, but let's move on. What else can we talk about?
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Your mouth.
- SmarterChild - says:
All right. My very own mouth.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Yesh, how big is your mouth?
- SmarterChild - says:
Dunno.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Measure it.
- SmarterChild - says:
Measure it? I don't think I'm comfortable with that, simpletorecall.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/06 at 8:11 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Hey, Smarterchild!
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey Blackie.
Later...
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Whaddup now, bee-yotch!?
- SmarterChild - says:
Bye, Blackie. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Kurzuul on 10/27/06 at 9:22 pm
"That's Leonardo Di Caprio, I think!"
'Twas a slow day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/28/06 at 7:04 am
*zap*
What was that for,all I said was vagitarian. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/28/06 at 3:22 pm
my mom's staying at my sister's house this wknd and she just told me about a comment mom came out with:
my sister:i hope the cute priest is saying mass when we go in the morning
my mom: is he Father McDreamy?
she's 72..she has her moments ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/28/06 at 4:33 pm
Reno 911 officers having discussion on new shooting policy:
"if chickens or people wander into your backyard, you can shoot them"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/28/06 at 6:16 pm
My sister upon realizing her favorite pair of jeans don't fit:
"What the hell.......who switched my ass with J.Lo's?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/28/06 at 7:44 pm
just now at dinner with a friend who recently saw me at work being hit on by a really cheesy man..
friend: i saw you talking to him and all i could think was 'Pretty Woman'
me:..
'because i'm a hooker? ???'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/28/06 at 9:39 pm
just now at dinner with a friend who recently saw me at work being hit on by a really cheesy man..
friend: i saw you talking to him and all i could think was 'Pretty Woman'
me:..
'because i'm a hooker? ???'
You should have melted this so-called "Cheesy man" to put on your nachos.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/28/06 at 9:50 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Inhale my helium.
- SmarterChild - says:
Inhale your helium? I will do nothing of the sort, Blackie.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/28/06 at 10:02 pm
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Inhale my helium.
- SmarterChild - says:
Inhale your helium? I will do nothing of the sort, Blackie.
He calls you Blackie?!
That's AWESOME!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/30/06 at 4:37 pm
Chasity: You know what, I don't even give a shit..!
Me: Why you givin' me so much lip today, Chasity? Why?
Chasity: ...I love you, Marshal.
Me: I...I love you too, Chasity.
Looking back, it seemed like I spent the whole lunch period today making jokes about gay sex with Cam and Stuart and cussing at people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/30/06 at 8:33 pm
Ok..this is hilarious...
Today Vaughn and I had to go to the mall to pick something up for my mom at Spencer Gifts (it was this flame light thing that she is using for a prop for a play). For those of you who are not familiar with that store...it's a store that carries a lot of novelty items, as well as naughty items too. Anyway, we are standing there at the counter waiting for the lady to get the items that I requested and Vaughn notices a very "vocal" parrot toy that talks....so, here is how it went:
Vaughn: Oh look...it's a talking parrot.
Me: Oh, that's cute (getting ready to walk over to it and show Vaughn).
Vaughn: *presses the button on the parrot*
THE PARROT: BAWK....Polly want a BLOWJOB!! (and then proceeds to make noises of pleasure) :o :o :o
Me: OH MY GOD! *begins moving Vaughn away from the bird and totally changes the subject*.....oh vaughn, look at that nice superman action figure.
AGHGHGHGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/31/06 at 1:49 am
George Dzundza ....as John in the Deer Hunter:
Did you ever piss and take a drink of beer at the same time?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/31/06 at 11:39 am
Last night at dinner, our 3 year old granddaughter said,
"Everybody has a nose. All boys have penises and all girls have virginas."
I almost fell off my chair. :D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/31/06 at 2:29 pm
Vaughn: Oh look...it's a talking parrot.
Me: Oh, that's cute (getting ready to walk over to it and show Vaughn).
Vaughn: *presses the button on the parrot*
THE PARROT: BAWK....Polly want a BLOWJOB!! (and then proceeds to make noises of pleasure) :o :o :o
Me: OH MY GOD! *begins moving Vaughn away from the bird and totally changes the subject*.....oh vaughn, look at that nice superman action figure.
My mom's boss' parents have a parrot that has memorized the family's morning routine, including everything the grandfather mutters under this breath. Throughout the day, the parrot will just do things like this:
Parrot: Jim, get up! Start some coffee or something, I'm thirsty! START IT YOURSELF! I'm in the shower! FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF! *mutters* F--king Sonofabitch..
And soforth all day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/31/06 at 2:30 pm
My mom's boss' parents have a parrot that has memorized the family's morning routine, including everything the grandfather mutters under this breath. Throughout the day, the parrot will just do things like this:
Parrot: Jim, get up! Start some coffee or something, I'm thirsty! START IT YOURSELF! I'm in the shower! FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF! *mutters* F--king Sonofabitch..
And soforth all day.
OMG...that's hilarious! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/06 at 6:10 pm
Stuart: Last year, I remember Cam smeared baking soda in my face.
Me: Not as bad as the stuff he smears in my face...
Cam: *gestures to show a penis ejaculating*
Me: And he does it often!
Chasity: Cameron!! :o
Cam: No, we're just kidding...! That's not how I roll, baby!
Me: That's how you rolled last NIGHT!
(about a minute later)
Cam: Look, it's just sex, baby.
Chasity: I...
Me: Purely mechanical. It's not like we love each other. It's just lust.
Cam: Yeah, it's practice for when I'll be with you.
Me: And what he did last night was amazing, so you have a lot to look forward to.
Chasity: ...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/06 at 6:13 pm
Just NOW. He's still talking to me.
Tyler: *bursts into room* I hope you like your burger, Marshal, or you're gonna get bitch slapped upside the head.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/06 at 7:14 pm
Just NOW. He's still talking to me.
Tyler: *bursts into room* I hope you like your burger, Marshal, or you're gonna get bitch slapped upside the head.
Wtf, little Tyler swears now..?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/06 at 8:16 pm
Just NOW. He's still talking to me.
Tyler: *bursts into room* I hope you like your burger, Marshal, or you're gonna get bitch slapped upside the head.
Wow, that's... kinda threatening.
Your brother swears?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/01/06 at 8:17 pm
Wtf, little Tyler swears now..?!
=( The Trigg household is going to Hell, fo' sho'.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/01/06 at 8:23 pm
After my mom got my prescriptions filled:
Mom: I got your drugs, Beth.
Karen: Yeah, but we had to get the generic heroin. That won't hurt your business, will it?
Me: No, my customers don't care.
Karen: Good....you promised to buy me an iPod for Christmas.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/01/06 at 8:49 pm
Casey: Oh man. I feel really bad because I put a bug outside.
Casey: And it's 30 degrees.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 3:15 pm
Last night at dinner, our 3 year old granddaughter said,
"Everybody has a nose. All boys have penises and all girls have virginas."
I almost fell off my chair. :D ;D ;D
Cat
Where did he hear that quote?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/02/06 at 4:16 pm
Where did he hear that quote?
At the dinner table.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/02/06 at 4:34 pm
Where did he hear that quote?
SHE!! As in GrandDAUGHTER!! And I have no idea. Her mother is a nurse so who knows. I just wasn't expecting it.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/06 at 5:09 pm
Wtf, little Tyler swears now..?!
He never swears! Unless he's quoting a TV show or something, maybe...! But that's why it was so funny.
By the way, little Tyler is turning fourteen in March.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/03/06 at 3:45 am
my son this morning.
"Why have I got snot up my nose but you've just got hairs up yours?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/03/06 at 10:20 am
my son this morning.
"Why have I got snot up my nose but you've just got hairs up yours?
"Because you're a germ riddled child." would be my answer to that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/03/06 at 10:46 am
Never let it go out! says:
Tu quieres ir al concierto de Lovedrug conmigo?
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Yais.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
=D
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
...=D
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Cuando?
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Nu.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/03/06 at 3:03 pm
my son this morning.
"Why have I got snot up my nose but you've just got hairs up yours?
How old is your son? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/05/06 at 7:24 am
My friend puts me in my place
"you might be one in a million...but with so many people in the world, there are still 5000 of you out there."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/06 at 10:05 am
Never let it go out! says:
Tu quieres ir al concierto de Lovedrug conmigo?
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Yais.
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
=D
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
...=D
-- Doms -- Dear God, I want to thank the mighty Bulbnish for shining its heavenly light on me... Never let it go out! says:
Cuando?
-- B e t h -- 'You've Got A Fast Car, But Is It Fast Enough So We Can Fly Away..?' says:
Nu.
I wish the Dom-and-Beth quotes still made any sort of shred of sense.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/05/06 at 10:18 am
I wish the Dom-and-Beth quotes still made any sort of shred of sense.
Yeah, I didn't even understand that one.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/05/06 at 10:21 am
I wish the Dom-and-Beth quotes still made any sort of shred of sense.
It would if you spoke Spanish >=O
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/06 at 10:33 am
It would if you spoke Spanish >=O
No, it wouldn't. I translated it.. it was basically "Would you like to go to a Lovedrug concert with me?" and then "When?"
Oh my God, now that I translated it, it's the most brilliant thing ever. Thank you, Dominic, for posting it. You have changed my life.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/05/06 at 10:43 am
No, it wouldn't. I translated it.. it was basically "Would you like to go to a Lovedrug concert with me?" and then "When?"
Oh my God, now that I translated it, it's the most brilliant thing ever. Thank you, Dominic, for posting it. You have changed my life.
*Sigh* Andrew, you just don't understand the simple things in life. Go take some acid.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/06 at 10:46 am
*Sigh* Andrew, you just don't understand the simple things in life. Go take some acid.
Waaaaaaay ahead of you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/05/06 at 12:24 pm
*Sigh* Andrew, you just don't understand the simple things in life. Go take some acid.
With his personality disposition I'd advise against that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/06 at 5:35 pm
With his personality disposition I'd advise against that.
Eh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/05/06 at 5:52 pm
With his personality disposition I'd advise against that.
As would I, but I thought it would be fun to have a schizophrenic on the boards.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/06/06 at 3:34 am
Eh?
Ask Dom.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/06/06 at 3:38 am
Karen: I woke up this morning and my ass was so sore.
Me: Next time you're doing anal, wake up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/06/06 at 3:45 am
How old is your son? ;D
He's four.
He came up with another classic today.
To his sister "I can see your nipples. When you have a baby they suckle at your nipples."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/06/06 at 3:47 am
He's four.
He came up with another classic today.
To his sister "I can see your nipples. When you have a baby they suckle at your nipples."
You know, that could be dialogue in a high-brow porno.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/06/06 at 5:17 am
You know, that could be dialogue in a high-brow porno.
Classy porn is the best kind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/06/06 at 5:20 am
Classy porn is the best kind.
That's funny, last night you said that Gay horse porn was by far the most superior of all forms of pornography.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/06/06 at 5:22 am
That's funny, last night you said that Gay horse porn was by far the most superior of all forms of pornography.
I was referring to the more sophisticated gay horse porn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 11/06/06 at 11:56 am
He's four.
He came up with another classic today.
To his sister "I can see your nipples. When you have a baby they suckle at your nipples."
My son calls them nibbles.
He lifted up his shirt the other day and said "Wook at my nibbles!!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/06/06 at 12:10 pm
I was referring to the more sophisticated gay horse porn.
Slovakian Stallion Studs isn't exactly high brow.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/06/06 at 4:23 pm
He's four.
He came up with another classic today.
To his sister "I can see your nipples. When you have a baby they suckle at your nipples."
Where does he learn that language? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/06/06 at 6:09 pm
Where does he learn that language? ;D
Usually it's from the parents.
You can only blame them!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/07/06 at 3:15 pm
Usually it's from the parents.
You can only blame them!
Always blame The parents
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/08/06 at 5:57 am
Where does he learn that language? ;D
A children's wildlife programme called ROAR. It was apparently talking about a mother gorilla whose baby was born prematurely so they had to feed the mum something in particular to get her milk to come.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/08/06 at 8:22 am
"I can't find my earrings. I put them in with my hard boiled egg this morning and now they're gone."
"You probably ate them."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 5:15 pm
"I can't find my earrings. I put them in with my hard boiled egg this morning and now they're gone."
"You probably ate them."
How'd you do that? ??? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 5:17 pm
Forrest: I heard your car broke down, Cam.
Cam: That's funny, Forrest, I heard you suck dick for a dollar.
Me: *reaches for wallet and pulls out dollar*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 5:33 pm
Forrest: I heard your car broke down, Cam.
Cam: That's funny, Forrest, I heard you suck dick for a dollar.
Me: *reaches for wallet and pulls out dollar*
Forrest Gump?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 5:38 pm
Forrest Gump?
"Life is like a box of blowjobs."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 5:43 pm
"Life is like a box of blowjobs."
"You never know which one you're going to suck" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/08/06 at 5:50 pm
You don't suck a blowjob. Right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 5:51 pm
You don't suck a blowjob. Right?
I don't know I'm not gay ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 5:51 pm
You don't suck a blowjob. Right?
Ah, forgot that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/08/06 at 5:52 pm
I don't know I'm not gay ;D
What does being gay have to do with it? I wasn't speaking in reference to you, but the act in general.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 5:53 pm
What does being gay have to do with it? I wasn't speaking in reference to you, but the act in general.
nevermind. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 5:58 pm
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Does God make you horny?
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Oh, yes, all his creations do.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
What about the Grand Canyon? Every time I think about God chiseling that thing with the toothpick leftover from his lunch, as his god-muscles gleam in the heavenly glow, I get aroused.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Really? I just get aroused from looking at the sweat it drips on its occasional lack of drought.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
The Bible is probably the most elaborate piece of pornographic literature ever written.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
I wouldn't call it elaborate, just sexy.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
... Where is all this coming from, young Marshal?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Must be all these Bible classes lately getting me hot and bothered.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
How many kids see your thing rise?
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Four
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
No one can miss it.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
I have to step outside because it doesn't fit in the classroom.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
So... what... five?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
NO ONE CAN MISS IT.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 6:00 pm
You don't suck a blowjob. Right?
Some... people do. =o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 6:01 pm
Some... people do. =o
How would you know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 6:01 pm
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Does God make you horny?
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Oh, yes, all his creations do.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
What about the Grand Canyon? Every time I think about God chiseling that thing with the toothpick leftover from his lunch, as his god-muscles gleam in the heavenly glow, I get aroused.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Really? I just get aroused from looking at the sweat it drips on its occasional lack of drought.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
The Bible is probably the most elaborate piece of pornographic literature ever written.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
I wouldn't call it elaborate, just sexy.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
... Where is all this coming from, young Marshal?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Must be all these Bible classes lately getting me hot and bothered.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
How many kids see your thing rise?
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
Four
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
No one can miss it.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
I have to step outside because it doesn't fit in the classroom.
-- Doms -- Dear God, it's time to get BUCKWILD! says:
So... what... five?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
NO ONE CAN MISS IT.
You DO realize there aren't even five people in your class, right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 6:01 pm
How would you know?
How WOULDN'T I know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 6:02 pm
How WOULDN'T I know?
I don't even know
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 6:03 pm
I don't even know
Ah, but I get all the pwn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/08/06 at 6:05 pm
Ah, but I get all the pwn.
You are the pwn king.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 6:06 pm
Ah, but I get all the pwn.
What's PWN?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 6:07 pm
Ah, but I get all the porn.
Then you would know that there is a distinct difference between sucking and blowing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/08/06 at 6:08 pm
What PWN?
The slang term pwn (see pronunciation note below), a term used primarily in the Internet gaming culture, means to soundly defeat an opponent. It is generally used for taunting of a player's in-game enemies, and rubbing in victories.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/06 at 6:11 pm
Yes, that, or... Poon, which is sex :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/06 at 1:34 pm
Quote from work today:
"Friday is put your coat on early day"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/10/06 at 3:21 pm
Quote from work today:
"Friday is put your coat on early day"
What coat is that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/06 at 3:27 pm
Vaughn was looking through one of his books today, while we were in the car. In the book, there was someone milking a cow.
Vaughn: Erin, look at this!
Me: What is it?
Vaughn: Look, Arthur is squeezing the cow's pee pee really hard!
Me: (laughing like crazy): No honey, those are utters, that's where milk comes from.
Vaughn: Well, where does the cow pee out of?
Me: Um....out of his pee pee....which are not his utters.... ???
:D ;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/06 at 3:43 pm
What coat is that?
A coat that you wear.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/10/06 at 4:22 pm
Vaughn was looking through one of his books today, while we were in the car. In the book, there was someone milking a cow.
Vaughn: Erin, look at this!
Me: What is it?
Vaughn: Look, Arthur is squeezing the cow's pee pee really hard!
Me: (laughing like crazy): No honey, those are utters, that's where milk comes from.
Vaughn: Well, where does the cow pee out of?
Me: Um....out of his pee pee....which are not his utters.... ???
:D ;D :D ;D
That's so funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/10/06 at 4:24 pm
Exchange between my sister and I before she left for work:
Karen: So, I'll probably be home by 11. Tell mom so she doesn't think I ran away from home or that you had me killed.
Me: Why would she think I had you killed?
Karen: Well, the fact that you told me you wanted to have me killed would be a good start.
Me: I didn't say that. How dare you. How could you even THINK I'd say something like that.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Me: I said I wanted you maimed. BIG difference.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/12/06 at 10:35 pm
Tonight we were at my parent's house, and the movie, "Home Alone" came on TV. Vaughn was watching it.
ME: Vaughn, what are you watching?
Vaughn: Joe Malone.
ME What? Joe Malone? (we actually know a guy by this name)
Vaughn: Yes, I'm watching Joe Malone.
ME: (realizing that it was HOME ALONE).....Oh, you mean HOME ALONE? lololol :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 4:51 pm
Tonight we were at my parent's house, and the movie, "Home Alone" came on TV. Vaughn was watching it.
ME: Vaughn, what are you watching?
Vaughn: Joe Malone.
ME What? Joe Malone? (we actually know a guy by this name)
Vaughn: Yes, I'm watching Joe Malone.
ME: (realizing that it was HOME ALONE).....Oh, you mean HOME ALONE? lololol :D ;D
HA! That's funny. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/14/06 at 9:41 pm
-- B e t h -- City Lights Lay Out Before Us, & Your Arm Felt Nice Wrapped Around My Shoulders.. says:
I'm listening to a new song, yet I still can't get " :o" <-- that look off of my face.
-- B e t h -- City Lights Lay Out Before Us, & Your Arm Felt Nice Wrapped Around My Shoulders.. says:
D= !!!
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
i really wanna see ur face...
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
is your new ass hole cheek thingy freaking out to!?!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 9:42 pm
"Restaurant jobs are like mixers for people who do drugs"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/15/06 at 6:50 am
Quote from work today:
"Friday is put your coat on early day"
My dad always called it POETS day. Push Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/15/06 at 8:47 am
My dad always called it POETS day. Push Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
I used to called that too, but found it too hackneyed now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/15/06 at 10:03 am
-- B e t h -- City Lights Lay Out Before Us, & Your Arm Felt Nice Wrapped Around My Shoulders.. says:
I'm listening to a new song, yet I still can't get " :o" <-- that look off of my face.
-- B e t h -- City Lights Lay Out Before Us, & Your Arm Felt Nice Wrapped Around My Shoulders.. says:
D= !!!
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
i really wanna see ur face...
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
is your new ass hole cheek thingy freaking out to!?!?
Haha, only I get that. >:-}D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/15/06 at 12:23 pm
Haha, only I get that. >:-}D
I totally get that! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/15/06 at 4:29 pm
My dad always called it POETS day. Push Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
So it's an acronym?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/15/06 at 4:32 pm
So it's an acronym?
Yes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/15/06 at 5:28 pm
Cam: (says something that sounds like "penis")
Me: What was that?
Cam: What?
Me: What did you just say?
Cam: Why do you care?
Me: It sounded like you said something about penis...
Cam: He don't want your pizza, he just wants your penis.
Me: Everyone wants that.
Cam: No one wants that.
Me: Funny you of all people would say that, Cam.
Chasity: What's that supposed to mean?
*short silence and glares between Chasity and myself*
Me: It means that Cam is a humorous person.
Chasity: Baby, it's no big deal...
Me: Yeah, it's just sex.
Cam: Just sex!
Me: Purely mechanical!
Chasity: ...but why!?
Me: Well, Chasity, when a man and a man love each other very much...
Cam: It's like the bees and the bees. You see, the bees go around making honeycombs with each other, and giving each other honey all the time.
Me: It's very sticky.
Cam: Very sticky. And the queen bee gets all pissed because none of the bees are giving honey to her because they keep making honey with each other.
Me: And the queen bee gets laid constantly, but she's just pissed regardless.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/15/06 at 5:55 pm
I totally get that! ;)
Oh, yeah, I forgot her sister was on this board. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/16/06 at 2:05 am
"we were just going to the cemetery so we could write poems about death and talk about the pointlessness of life"
^some goth kids on South Park inviting Butters to go hang out with them
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/16/06 at 1:25 pm
"our necks aren't that far apart."
arranging a lunch date for the weekend, we were talking about who was going to go to whose "neck of the woods" but we live, like, two miles apart so she sez this...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/16/06 at 9:39 pm
Katushiro - Suteki da Ne says:
well, you know how i was confuzzled the other day?
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Yesh...
*He signs off*
*Sigh*, and I've been waiting to hear about that for the past three days!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/16/06 at 10:14 pm
I told him i liked his balls and how cheesy they are. I never had any that were so gooey and good.
(co worker talking about cheese balls at the pizzeria)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/16/06 at 11:17 pm
- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Do you want a piggy back ride?
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
From you?
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Yes... =/
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
Sure
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
=D!!!!
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Hop on!
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
*firmly secures belt and hops on*
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Now spank meh.
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
*hits Doms over head with bat I brought(I suspected something like this may happen)*
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
D=
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Now I'm on the ground, how do I give you a ride!?
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
That's your problem, not mine
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
*Gets back up*
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
Hop on!
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
*slaps*
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
*Neighs and runs around*
Chancellor Of Awesome Ius et Furi Dicitur says:
*promptly leaves conversation*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/17/06 at 9:23 am
;D
das sum kinkee rite dare.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/17/06 at 10:19 am
;D
das sum kinkee rite dare.
Oh, you don't even wanna know what happened with Nicki_Morrissey after that!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/17/06 at 10:21 am
Oh, you don't even wanna know what happened with Nicki_Morrissey after that!
Actually, it wasn't that perverted, but we got a milkshake! =D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/17/06 at 10:54 am
"Look! It's laser Pink Floyd! Hello....Is there anybody in there..."
Someone in the office turning off the lights and waving the scanner bar on the ceiling.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 11/17/06 at 11:00 am
I'm in the kitchen and I hear a loud "THUNK"
Hunter -"OW!! Owwww!!"
Me -"What happened?"
Hunter -"I fell off chair."
Me - "You, ok?"
Hunter - "I broke my butt.
Me - "Really?"
Hunter - "I need a bandage!!!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/17/06 at 11:03 am
"Look! It's laser Pink Floyd! Hello....Is there anybody in there..."
Someone in the office turning off the lights and waving the scanner bar on the ceiling.
;D slow day at the office? yall need another election.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/17/06 at 11:14 am
;D slow day at the office? yall need another election.
Nuh uh! Elections are just propganda tools used by Liberals.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/17/06 at 11:15 am
Nuh uh! Elections are just propganda tools used by Liberals.
Are you against liberals? :O:O
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/17/06 at 1:27 pm
;D slow day at the office? yall need another election.
no, we need to work on our Laser Strawberry Alarm Clock
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 2:56 pm
I told him i liked his balls and how cheesy they are. I never had any that were so gooey and good.
(co worker talking about cheese balls at the pizzeria)
Must've been some good balls. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 11/17/06 at 3:04 pm
Are you against liberals? :O:O
Took you long enough to work that one out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 5:04 pm
I'm in the kitchen and I hear a loud "THUNK"
Hunter -"OW!! Owwww!!"
Me -"What happened?"
Hunter -"I fell off chair."
Me - "You, ok?"
Hunter - "I broke my butt.
Me - "Really?"
Hunter - "I need a bandage!!!"
How do you break a butt?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/17/06 at 5:07 pm
"Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 5:09 pm
"Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly"
What about reading GQ?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/17/06 at 5:14 pm
What about reading GQ?
do you read GQ?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 5:16 pm
do you read GQ?
Not often.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/17/06 at 5:20 pm
Not often.
your avatar looks like a page out of GQ
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 11/17/06 at 5:23 pm
How do you break a butt?
I dunno, but when I checked him out there was a crack. :P ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/17/06 at 5:39 pm
I dunno, but when I checked him out there was a crack. :P ???
butt crack?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 11/19/06 at 9:35 pm
My aunt Sally (on the computer, doing a myspace bulletin survey): "I'm open-minded, funny, and... what else?"
Me: "You're intelligent!"
Sally: "You're right, I am! ...How do you spell intelligent?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/19/06 at 10:32 pm
"waht a beautiful day! hope i don't have to use the pepper spray."
guy at the park
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/19/06 at 11:11 pm
My aunt Sally (on the computer, doing a myspace bulletin survey): "I'm open-minded, funny, and... what else?"
Me: "You're intelligent!"
Sally: "You're right, I am! ...How do you spell intelligent?"
and at that time you kindly suggested using some other personal trait, right? ;D that's funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/19/06 at 11:29 pm
Carpe Noctem says:
tyme 4 bed
Carpe Noctem says:
'night
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
D=!!
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
...
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
:-* Justin, I love you! Now kiss me, you fool!
Carpe Noctem says:
Not tonight, babes, I'm tired.
I just knew a non-forum quote worthy line would come up next!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/20/06 at 7:07 pm
Carpe Noctem says:
tyme 4 bed
Carpe Noctem says:
'night
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
D=!!
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
...
-- Doms -- Okay... I'll Admit That I Really Don't Understand! says:
:-* Justin, I love you! Now kiss me, you fool!
Carpe Noctem says:
Not tonight, babes, I'm tired.
I just knew a non-forum quote worthy line would come up next!
Back off, bitch.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/20/06 at 10:30 pm
WannabeWriter983 (8:13:41 PM): You suck.
Museum of Idots (8:15:00 PM): =/
WannabeWriter983 (8:15:33 PM): Why do you have to be such... a GUY?
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:26 PM): S**t. Since I've been sleeping all evening, I wont get to sleep tonight.
...
Not that I got any sleep anyways.
Museum of Idots (8:28:33 PM): ...
Museum of Idots (8:28:39 PM): YOu didn't answer mah question! >=O
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:50 PM): Too bad!
... Wow, she's mean.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/21/06 at 1:54 pm
WannabeWriter983 (8:13:41 PM): You suck.
Museum of Idots (8:15:00 PM): =/
WannabeWriter983 (8:15:33 PM): Why do you have to be such... a GUY?
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:26 PM): S**t. Since I've been sleeping all evening, I wont get to sleep tonight.
...
Not that I got any sleep anyways.
Museum of Idots (8:28:33 PM): ...
Museum of Idots (8:28:39 PM): YOu didn't answer mah question! >=O
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:50 PM): Too bad!
... Wow, she's mean.
What an ignorant bitch! You're nothing like a guy.. >=O
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/21/06 at 5:43 pm
WannabeWriter983 (8:13:41 PM): You suck.
Museum of Idots (8:15:00 PM): =/
WannabeWriter983 (8:15:33 PM): Why do you have to be such... a GUY?
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:26 PM): S**t. Since I've been sleeping all evening, I wont get to sleep tonight.
...
Not that I got any sleep anyways.
Museum of Idots (8:28:33 PM): ...
Museum of Idots (8:28:39 PM): YOu didn't answer mah question! >=O
WannabeWriter983 (8:28:50 PM): Too bad!
... Wow, she's mean.
Who is that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/21/06 at 5:59 pm
Who is that?
Hey, I'm a nice guy. I'm not naming names!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/27/06 at 2:42 pm
I saw "Casino Royale"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/27/06 at 8:31 pm
"if you're not going to live near the water, then why live anywhere?"
one of my step-father's great ones...he's quite Yogi Berra-like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/03/06 at 3:07 pm
playing ocarina of time says:
okay how many times have we talked in person?
playing ocarina of time says:
four
playing ocarina of time says:
once when you were near the grill, once walking to the dorms, and twice in the library
I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr Shankly says:
You're good.
I want to go down in celluloid history, Mr Shankly says:
*glares*
playing ocarina of time says:
when you are a pimp you must know these things
"Playing Ocarina of Time" is Ryan, better known as Psycho Ryan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 3:20 pm
"waht a beautiful day! hope i don't have to use the pepper spray."
guy at the park
good quote
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/03/06 at 3:21 pm
My sister when seeing her door after I decorated it for her birthday:
"Holy sh*t! It's like Spencers threw up."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/06 at 1:10 am
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/04/06 at 1:25 am
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"
:)
Would that be a Harry Potter reference?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/06 at 1:28 am
:)
Would that be a Harry Potter reference?
ooo, you're good nicki, real good. Yup, HP was on tv tonight, it's a quote when they use the Marauders Map to activate it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/04/06 at 1:38 am
ooo, you're good nicki, real good. Yup, HP was on tv tonight, it's a quote when they use the Marauders Map to activate it.
I used to be obsessed. Sadly, I'm not anymore. Haven't even made it past the 5th book.
Am I the only person here who thinks Snape is a hottie?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/06 at 1:43 am
I used to be obsessed. Sadly, I'm not anymore. Haven't even made it past the 5th book.
Am I the only person here who thinks Snape is a hottie?
It's a good story with fascinating characters. I still need to read the last one, but I read the others.
as for Professor Snape, well he is rather dashing 8)
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mcj0XNFxZ8ABmijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=126t769tc/EXP=1165304483/**http%3a//www.alanrickman.cz/snapeweb/Hp3/snapeV1.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/04/06 at 1:59 am
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mcj0XNFxZ8ABmijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=126t769tc/EXP=1165304483/**http%3a//www.alanrickman.cz/snapeweb/Hp3/snapeV1.jpg
Oh God. The sexiness is too much for me to handle!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/06 at 2:06 am
Oh God. The sexiness is too much for me to handle!
;D easy peasy lemon squeezy. I thought you'd like this one. he is pretty cool looking and I dearly love his attitude
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/04/06 at 7:36 am
"Calm down mate, you're like a fu.ckin' hoover."
Said to Ben by 'The Guru' after about his tenth pint in an hour. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/04/06 at 10:13 am
I used to be obsessed. Sadly, I'm not anymore. Haven't even made it past the 5th book.
Am I the only person here who thinks Snape is a hottie?
He looks like Elliott Smith. That's a good sign.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/06/06 at 6:50 pm
My 8 year old cousin, holding a stuffed snowman and making it talk to me:
"What do you want for Christmas? Cigarettes?"
I'm speechless.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/06/06 at 6:51 pm
My 8 year old cousin, holding a stuffed snowman and making it talk to me:
"What do you want for Christmas? Cigarettes?"
I'm speechless.
Yeah, really! Santa brings presents, not snowmen!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/06/06 at 6:59 pm
My 8 year old cousin, holding a stuffed snowman and making it talk to me:
"What do you want for Christmas? Cigarettes?"
I'm speechless.
Ho Ho Ho, that's too funny ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/06/06 at 7:03 pm
Yeah, really! Santa brings presents, not snowmen!
...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/06/06 at 7:05 pm
...
Quwhat? It's true, isn't it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 12/06/06 at 7:42 pm
He looks like Elliott Smith. That's a good sign.
More like Elliott Smith's either evil twin or father.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 12:00 am
My friend Cara earlier today:
"My GOD my ass hurts. That's the last time I visit that chiropractor."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/07/06 at 5:42 am
My friend Cara earlier today:
"My GOD my ass hurts. That's the last time I visit that chiropractor."
I printed my Chiropractor license off, from the internet. BOOOOOONG!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 4:17 pm
My 8 year old cousin, holding a stuffed snowman and making it talk to me:
"What do you want for Christmas? Cigarettes?"
I'm speechless.
Do you smoke? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:18 pm
I printed my Chiropractor license off, from the internet. BOOOOOONG!
So it was YOU, then!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/07/06 at 4:32 pm
So it was YOU, then!
What can I say, I like to do it in uncomfortable places.. and I don't own a VW so...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 4:34 pm
My friend Cara earlier today:
"My GOD my ass hurts. That's the last time I visit that chiropractor."
Did it hurt? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:35 pm
Did it hurt? ;D
No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:35 pm
What can I say, I like to do it in uncomfortable places.. and I don't own a VW so...
You'd think she'd tell me if she enjoyed someone of your caliber's.......talents.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 4:36 pm
No.
So It felt good? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:38 pm
So It felt good? ;D
I don't know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 4:38 pm
I don't know.
You could ask your friend Cara?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:39 pm
You could ask your friend Cara?
I would, but she'd laugh at me. She wasn't serious. She did go to a chiropractor, but her ass didn't hurt afterward.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 4:41 pm
I would, but she'd laugh at me. She wasn't serious. She did go to a chiropractor, but her ass didn't hurt afterward.
That's good to hear. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:42 pm
That's good to hear. ;D
Yes, yes it is. Cara's boyfriend might have a problem with that otherwise.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/07/06 at 4:43 pm
You'd think she'd tell me if she enjoyed someone of your caliber's.......talents.
I make them all sign waivers.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:44 pm
I make them all sign waivers.
That explains it then. Next time in Chicago, I'm getting the lowdown.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/07/06 at 4:46 pm
That explains it then. Next time in Chicago, I'm getting the lowdown.
I think not. If I hear a word, fines will be issued.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:46 pm
I think not. If I hear a word, fines will be issued.
I'll make her change your name to protect the guilty.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/07/06 at 4:48 pm
I'll make her change your name to protect the guilty.
I see.
Simple waiver.. basically making sure I'm not liable for any satanic spawn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:49 pm
I see.
Simple waiver.. basically making sure I'm not liable for any satanic spawn.
Well Cara's pretty evil, so you would have something to worry about.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 5:05 pm
Yes, yes it is. Cara's boyfriend might have a problem with that otherwise.
Oh That's a shame. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 5:09 pm
Oh That's a shame. ;D
Yeah, because her boyfriend is a nice guy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 5:10 pm
Yeah, because her boyfriend is a nice guy.
not all boyfriends are nice. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 5:24 pm
not all boyfriends are nice. ;)
Well, hers is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/07/06 at 5:25 pm
Well Cara's pretty evil, so you would have something to worry about.
Any child bore of my seed would indeed by an evil creature.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/07/06 at 5:50 pm
Me: Cam, did you hear? Chasity's my sister!
Chasity: I am..!
Cam: She is!? Dude, so you want to f**k your sister?
Me: That I do.
Chasity: Ummm...
Me: We have a very special relationship.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/07/06 at 8:25 pm
Me: Cam, did you hear? Chasity's my sister!
Chasity: I am..!
Cam: She is!? Dude, so you want to f**k your sister?
Me: That I do.
Chasity: Ummm...
Me: We have a very special relationship.
Is that all you talk about? Sex and penis?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/07/06 at 8:30 pm
Casey (4:36:04 PM): He swears profusely for no reason, he's pompous, he's cocky, and he thinks he the most attractive thing ever.
Casey (4:36:08 PM): When really... in fact...
Casey (4:36:12 PM): Well... you know the rest.
Museum of Idots (4:36:16 PM): He looks like Michael Williams!? =D
Museum of Idots (4:36:20 PM): Oh..
Casey (4:36:30 PM): He looks like a Teletubbie.
Casey's screen name censored for obvious reasons!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 12/07/06 at 8:39 pm
Is that all you talk about? Sex and penis?
Welcome to High School, bitch.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/07/06 at 8:43 pm
Welcome to High School, bitch.
Hey, at least we expand our talks to pr0n.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/08/06 at 11:56 am
Welcome to High School, bitch.
Actually, Chasity and I agreed to get married in Las Vegas and I told Jon he could be my concubine. Christian told me he would tell on me to her boyfriend Cameron but I assured Christian that Cam would be open minded about it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/08/06 at 2:59 pm
Is that all you talk about? Sex and penis?
nothing wrong with talking about sex and penis
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/08/06 at 3:00 pm
nothing wrong with talking about sex and penis
If that's all you talk about, that is a problem.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/08/06 at 3:21 pm
If that's all you talk about, that is a problem.
No that's not all I talk about ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 12/08/06 at 3:30 pm
No that's not all I talk about ::)
you also talk about catgirls
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/08/06 at 3:47 pm
you also talk about catgirls
No, that's the other one.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/08/06 at 3:48 pm
you also talk about catgirls
I know,right? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/08/06 at 6:52 pm
She'll be crying like a ten-year-old pilgrim widow. Ready? Blacktion!
-JD on Scrubs
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 12/08/06 at 7:24 pm
No, that's the other one.
but howard enables him by ALSO talking about them. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 12/09/06 at 12:43 pm
"The man is an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in a confusing but moderately amusing anecdote. "
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/09/06 at 12:44 pm
Two funneh things from last night:
Matt (my boyfriend): "You know, I went down on Gary Numan."
Me: *gasp* Really? I did too!"
Matt: "See, I love how we have so much in common."
And another one:
Me: "Are rednecks useful in ANY way, seriously?"
Matt: *pause* "They keep the deer population down."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/09/06 at 1:13 pm
Two funneh things from last night:
Matt (my boyfriend): "You know, I went down on Gary Numan."
Me: *gasp* Really? I did too!"
Matt: "See, I love how we have so much in common."
Wow, you got him in on it, too!?
I don't know anybody cool enough to say that themselves. I told several people to use Gary Numan yesterday, they didn't buy it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/10/06 at 7:50 am
but howard enables him by ALSO talking about them. :P
So big deal. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/12/06 at 12:41 pm
(to baa baa blacksheep)
sung:
...have you any E
yes sir,yes sir, first hits' free
new anti-drug commercial
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/12/06 at 1:30 pm
(to baa baa blacksheep)
sung:
...have you any E
yes sir,yes sir, first hits' free
new anti-drug commercial
What kind of anti drug commercial? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/12/06 at 1:33 pm
it was a little kid in a school singing this song about Ecstacy...
with the tune of a ki'd's song.
very weird.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/13/06 at 1:01 am
"Don we now our gay apparel"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 1:03 am
"Don we now our gay apparel"
Gossamer wings and gold lame hot pants!
Well, if you're going to a Pride parade, anyhow.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/13/06 at 1:04 am
Gossamer wings and gold lame hot pants!
Well, if you're going to a Pride parade, anyhow.
as long as I can wear them with no underwear
we were at a party this evening and they had a piano and sang Christmas Carols
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 12/13/06 at 11:33 am
"The FBI has allegedly busted an alleged ebay scam ring that allegedly collected money for items that were allegedly not delivered"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 5:15 pm
"Don we now our gay apparel"
Which commercial? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 5:17 pm
Which commercial? ???
That's in the song "Deck The Halls". Gay can also mean "happy" or "festive" and that's the meaning they were using in the song. Doesn't stop people from snickering though.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 5:55 pm
That's in the song "Deck The Halls". Gay can also mean "happy" or "festive" and that's the meaning they were using in the song. Doesn't stop people from snickering though.
It could mean something else too. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 5:55 pm
It could mean something else too. ;D
Yeah, I know that Howard. I have gay friends.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 6:16 pm
Yeah, I know that Howard. I have gay friends.
I've had a gay friend
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/14/06 at 12:33 am
I've had a gay friend
me? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/14/06 at 12:50 am
Yeah, I know that Howard. I have gay friends.
have you ever Don'd your gay apparel?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/14/06 at 5:07 am
"meow" (this is what my cat said to me first thing in the morning
and when I did not react fast enough to her demands, she put her wet cold nose on my forearm... brrrr
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/14/06 at 6:41 am
"meow" (this is what my cat said to me first thing in the morning
and when I did not react fast enough to her demands, she put her wet cold nose on my forearm... brrrr
Was that a hungry "meow"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/14/06 at 6:43 am
Was that a hungry "meow"?
Yeah, she only meows for two things, Food and for me to get up out of my chair so she can sit in it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/14/06 at 8:06 am
Six days in Miami is like four days in France.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/14/06 at 3:32 pm
me? ???
No my friend Richard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/14/06 at 3:32 pm
have you ever Don'd your gay apparel?
No,I have "straight" apparel. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/14/06 at 3:33 pm
have you ever Don'd your gay apparel?
I do have happy and festive clothes, yes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/14/06 at 9:03 pm
"You are what you eat, and I'm a pussy." --Cam
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/14/06 at 9:17 pm
"You are what you eat, and I'm a pussy." --Cam
I saw that one coming.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 12/14/06 at 9:44 pm
Don't hate. Santa is just unhappy that his tackle isn't as hard as his arteries. :-*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/15/06 at 3:16 am
So tonight I'm at the grocery store talking on my cell with my older brother while I'm shopping when I mention I'm gonna get some crackers and some cheese to put on them. "Oh, man, get some Swiss, I loooove Swiss," my brother says. "Really?" I ask. "Oh yeah, I love Swiss cheese so much I'd marry it," he says. "Yeah," I reply, "plus it has holes..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/15/06 at 4:13 am
On the radio this morning they were discussing safe drinking levels blah di blah
Anyway the woman who was talking about it was asked if it was o.k. to save up the 2-3 units a day for the weekend so you could have loads. She said something like. "Yes, that's always been the pattern of drinking in the UK. Stay sober through the week and then on Fridays and Saturdays , in the words of the inebrianists, get pissed out of your skull" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 3:07 pm
"You are what you eat, and I'm a pussy." --Cam
So you'd eat "pussy"? (I'm going to shut up now) :-X
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/15/06 at 3:14 pm
So you'd eat "pussy"? (I'm going to shut up now) :-X
lol You just gotta watch when you get to the claws though, I understand they are pretty sharp. ;) :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 3:21 pm
lol You just gotta watch when you get to the claws though, I understand they are pretty sharp. ;) :D
I know what you mean. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/15/06 at 3:30 pm
Cara: You know, this soup tastes funny.
Me: Why, what's wrong with it?
Cara: I taste battery acid.
Me: And how would you know what battery acid tastes like, so that you could reasonably deduce you've found it in another substance?
Cara: ............
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 12/15/06 at 3:42 pm
Cara: You know, this soup tastes funny.
Me: Why, what's wrong with it?
Cara: I taste battery acid.
Me: And how would you know what battery acid tastes like, so that you could reasonably deduce you've found it in another substance?
Cara: ............
I do stuff like that a lot.. where I compare it to something I've never had.. it's just that impression you get when you taste it.. like, if I lick off a bit of my own blood, the first thing popping into my mind was "iron".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/15/06 at 3:44 pm
I do stuff like that a lot.. where I compare it to something I've never had.. it's just that impression you get when you taste it.. like, if I lick off a bit of my own blood, the first thing popping into my mind was "iron".
That's because there's iron in the blood. You're supposed to taste that. If you don't, you need to see the doctor.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/15/06 at 3:55 pm
"You've got a tan on top of your tan" (a random quote I heard on TV while half asleep this morning)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 12/15/06 at 10:06 pm
That's because there's iron in the blood. You're supposed to taste that. If you don't, you need to see the doctor.
Well, I knew that, I'm just saying, I've never actually eaten iron, but that's the first thing that comes to mind when you taste a bit of your blood. Kinda how she said the whole 'battery acid' thing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/15/06 at 11:43 pm
I do stuff like that a lot.. where I compare it to something I've never had.. it's just that impression you get when you taste it.. like, if I lick off a bit of my own blood, the first thing popping into my mind was "iron".
Same here. I think Sierra Mist tastes like a plant, and Mountain Dew AMP tastes like urine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/15/06 at 11:45 pm
Same here. I think Sierra Mist tastes like a plant, and Mountain Dew AMP tastes like urine.
My MP3 player tastes like a tire.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/15/06 at 11:59 pm
Same here. I think Sierra Mist tastes like a plant, and Mountain Dew AMP tastes like urine.
Mountain Dew looks like urine, so I can see how you'd think it'd taste the same.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/16/06 at 6:58 am
'This is all your fault you twisted shi.t!'
"Yeah, the money, the dogs, your brother, the crucifixion, the miners strike, BRING IT ON!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/16/06 at 7:07 am
Mountain Dew looks like urine, so I can see how you'd think it'd taste the same.
Apple Juice looks like urine
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/16/06 at 7:09 am
Apple Juice looks like urine
Apple Juice?
.. errmm.. I think you've been drinking piss.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/16/06 at 7:15 am
Apple Juice?
.. errmm.. I think you've been drinking piss.
Piss,urine It's all the same
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/17/06 at 2:51 am
And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 12/17/06 at 8:36 am
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZEbXYjOO0zw
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 12/17/06 at 9:23 am
give my video five stars, you male chauvinist bchzz!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 12/17/06 at 10:18 am
Same here. I think Sierra Mist tastes like a plant, and Mountain Dew AMP tastes like urine.
Monster energy drink tastes like cactus. AMP does taste like urine, but all energy drinks have a hint of piss-flavor in them, don't they?
Buckingham's back tastes like splanf.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/17/06 at 10:50 am
I went to a Japanese restaurant for prom, and the soup tasted like pond water. Dustin thought it tasted like armpits.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/17/06 at 10:57 am
Dustin thought it tasted like armpits.
I assume everyone gave Dustin a wide berth.. unless they had some sort of armpit fetish.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/17/06 at 4:42 pm
I went to a Japanese restaurant for prom, and the soup tasted like pond water. Dustin thought it tasted like armpits.
I don't know what armpits taste like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/17/06 at 5:14 pm
I don't know what armpits taste like.
Lick yours and then come back and let us know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/18/06 at 4:25 pm
Lick yours and then come back and let us know.
I can't reach that far
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/18/06 at 4:47 pm
'Tis a shame then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/18/06 at 4:55 pm
I showed Carlos a penny and told him it was a Christmas penny. I asked him if he knew what made it a Christmas penny and he didn't. So I said, (are you ready for this?) it had No "L". :D ;D ;D
(ok, ok, bad pun!)
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 12/19/06 at 1:13 am
I showed Carlos a penny and told him it was a Christmas penny. I asked him if he knew what made it a Christmas penny and he didn't. So I said, (are you ready for this?) it had No "L". :D ;D ;D
(ok, ok, bad pun!)
Cat
Get your coat on the way out. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/19/06 at 1:46 am
I showed Carlos a penny and told him it was a Christmas penny. I asked him if he knew what made it a Christmas penny and he didn't. So I said, (are you ready for this?) it had No "L". :D ;D ;D
(ok, ok, bad pun!)
Cat
;D that's funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/19/06 at 2:19 am
As we were out coming home from dining at Subway, I decided on spur of the moment to drive around and look at Christmas lights on the houses. My hubby asked was I going to the secondary crime scene to drop off his body? ??? Darn, he figured out my nefarious plan. ::) ;D I just told him it's a family tradition to drive around and look at Christmas lights *especially* if you are running low on gasoline in the car. All the more exciting. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/19/06 at 9:26 am
We had a note from my son's teacher that they have had cases of headlice in the class. We were requested to check James's hair for any. Anyway when combing it through I found one crawling about. James shouts to his dad "Mum just found a woodlouse in my hair"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/06 at 7:55 am
We had a note from my son's teacher that they have had cases of headlice in the class. We were requested to check James's hair for any. Anyway when combing it through I found one crawling about. James shouts to his dad "Mum just found a woodlouse in my hair"
Treasured memories of the nit nurse.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/28/06 at 10:23 am
"Nothing major except explosive poo...yes
poo...Let that sink in a minute...chubby bulldog...poo...ok...you got
in your head."
my friend on a dog lover thread
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/28/06 at 2:45 pm
Last night Carlos was quoting Martin Luther King saying "...will by judged by the character of their content." :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/28/06 at 3:25 pm
"Nothing major except explosive poo...yes
poo...Let that sink in a minute...chubby bulldog...poo...ok...you got
in your head."
my friend on a dog lover thread
What was he thinking?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/28/06 at 3:42 pm
What was he thinking?
i think he was dealing with a lot of poo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/28/06 at 3:43 pm
i think he was dealing with a lot of poo.
;D LMAO
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/28/06 at 6:27 pm
;D LMAO
That's what I did!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/29/06 at 3:18 pm
"Make A Wish And It'll Come True for 2007". :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/29/06 at 3:47 pm
"You're not sticking that in your mouth, are you?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/29/06 at 3:51 pm
"You're not sticking that in your mouth, are you?"
Who said that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/29/06 at 3:51 pm
My sister.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/01/07 at 1:55 pm
Casey says:
John Linnell.
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah? What about John Linnell?
Casey says:
He's creepy.
- SmarterChild says:
I know about Gary Numan! He's a rock musician!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/01/07 at 2:01 pm
"Uurggh, who replaced my throat with a cancer patients?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/02/07 at 11:53 pm
Casey (9:49:01 PM): I think Flansburgh said once, "No, we will not sign your child's head. Sorry." And then, he rufused to sign TDK's ankle... I remember that...
Casey (9:49:22 PM): I bet he thought the whole idea to be creepy.
Casey (9:49:25 PM): I know I would... *shiver*
Dominic (9:49:29 PM): XD
Dominic (9:49:39 PM): CASSANDRA Z! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! SIGN MY CHILD'S HEAD!
AIM: Museum of Idots wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Dominic\My Documents\My Music\Eels\Electro-Shock Blues\10 Last Stop- This Town.wma (9:49:43 PM).
Casey (9:50:01 PM): Do it now! GJHKDSJGHKAJGH! I HAVE A SHARPIE ZGLBOSOMGGGGG
Dominic (9:50:20 PM): :O!! THANKS! *Hands over child*
Casey (9:50:35 PM): HHWWHOOOOOOWOWOOWOOW
Casey (9:50:39 PM): Your child is now ME!
Casey (9:50:40 PM): AHSHKDSGH
Casey (9:50:44 PM): *jumps out window*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/03/07 at 7:34 am
Casey (9:49:01 PM): I think Flansburgh said once, "No, we will not sign your child's head. Sorry." And then, he rufused to sign TDK's ankle... I remember that...
Casey (9:49:22 PM): I bet he thought the whole idea to be creepy.
Casey (9:49:25 PM): I know I would... *shiver*
Dominic (9:49:29 PM): XD
Dominic (9:49:39 PM): CASSANDRA Z! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! SIGN MY CHILD'S HEAD!
AIM: Museum of Idots wants to send file C:\Documents and Settings\Dominic\My Documents\My Music\Eels\Electro-Shock Blues\10 Last Stop- This Town.wma (9:49:43 PM).
Casey (9:50:01 PM): Do it now! GJHKDSJGHKAJGH! I HAVE A SHARPIE ZGLBOSOMGGGGG
Dominic (9:50:20 PM): :O!! THANKS! *Hands over child*
Casey (9:50:35 PM): HHWWHOOOOOOWOWOOWOOW
Casey (9:50:39 PM): Your child is now ME!
Casey (9:50:40 PM): AHSHKDSGH
Casey (9:50:44 PM): *jumps out window*
I don't get it... but I rarely do.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/03/07 at 4:10 pm
- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
I leave in two minutes!
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
w00t.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Where?
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
...
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
To pick up mys sister, that is where.
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
Man, you ruined it
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
Sorry?
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
If you had any sense of humor you would have replies, "...UP YOUR BUTTHOLE, THAT'S WHERE!!"
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
.....
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
*replied
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
But I don't want to be up your butthole.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/03/07 at 4:34 pm
"Uurggh, who replaced my throat with a cancer patients?"
I wonder who said that? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/06/07 at 3:12 am
Valeria to Conan as she's dying: "Kiss me, let me breathe my last breath into your mouth"
Conan The Barbarian
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/06/07 at 5:25 am
I wonder who said that? ???
... me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/10/07 at 12:09 am
"damn"!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/10/07 at 12:09 am
"Eat me, whore."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/10/07 at 12:18 am
"Eat me, whore."
what the heck were you listening to.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/10/07 at 12:21 am
what the heck were you listening to.
HA.....my friend Cara. That's how she answers the phone when I call.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/10/07 at 12:53 am
HA.....my friend Cara. That's how she answers the phone when I call.
do you mind if I call her?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/10/07 at 12:54 am
do you mind if I call her?
I think her boyfriend would.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/10/07 at 12:57 am
I think her boyfriend would.
no he wouldn't. c'mon, 3way call with me on the line ;D
Just tell him you're gay if he asks.
I'm beth's gay friend so it's no problem if your girlfriend tells me "eat me whore, because I'm gay & I wouldn't do that" eewww
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/10/07 at 1:00 am
See? You can DO EEEEET!!!
screw it, I'll just let Beth enjoy her HLA phone calls with her friend all by herself
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/10/07 at 1:21 am
Quitter :P
if I gotta proclaim I'm a homo just to hear some chick say eat me whore, it ain't worth it. at least here at home I can be called b*tch instead of whore
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/10/07 at 2:22 am
^ Did you just do a cost-benefit analysis?
but of course. the benefits of being told eat me whore don't justify my claiming gayness.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 01/10/07 at 6:43 am
My aunt: "Why don't you have your license, Ashley?"
Me: "Because I'm a sorry, sorry person."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/10/07 at 12:28 pm
but of course. the benefits of being told eat me whore don't justify my claiming gayness.
... Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/10/07 at 1:28 pm
" I've always liked SATURN. But i also have some sympathy for PLUTO because I heard it's been downgraded from a planet, and I think it should remain a planet. Once you've given something planetary status, it's kind of mean to take it away" ACTOR JARED LETO
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/10/07 at 2:13 pm
" I've always liked SATURN. But i also have some sympathy for PLUTO because I heard it's been downgraded from a planet, and I think it should remain a planet. Once you've given something planetary status, it's kind of mean to take it away" ACTOR JARED LETO
Tell that to Rosie O'Donnels ass.
zing!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/10/07 at 4:46 pm
I love chicks,Don't know why I view the sausage. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/12/07 at 10:43 pm
Me (8:40:10 PM): I'm tired..
Casey (8:40:19 PM): Ditto.
Me (8:40:35 PM): =o
Me (8:40:41 PM): Let's rub each other's eyes!
Casey (8:40:56 PM): You'll get makeup on my face.
Me (8:41:16 PM): Awww... Make up on face would be tute.
Casey (8:41:23 PM): You want me to be a raccoon?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/13/07 at 7:26 am
"Mr.Rossi looks like Blackbeard The Pirate".
referring to my case manager the way he looks ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/13/07 at 8:30 pm
Chelmno Smiling "Then Came The Hallucinations, Anger Just Sinking Into Her Face..." says:
Before I became remotely interested in sex, I just assumed it was some over-rated adult activity, like drinking or watching Seinfeld.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: spaceace on 01/13/07 at 8:39 pm
spaceace's mom - "So give me the dirt on the Dems!"
spaceace - "Some woman said she was talking to Howard Dean on her cell."
spaceace's mom - "She's lying."
spaceace - "how do you know, Mom?"
spaceace's mom - "Sound travels, I didn't hear a scream"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/13/07 at 10:08 pm
spaceace's mom - "So give me the dirt on the Dems!"
spaceace - "Some woman said she was talking to Howard Dean on her cell."
spaceace's mom - "She's lying."
spaceace - "how do you know, Mom?"
spaceace's mom - "Sound travels, I didn't hear a scream"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D oh you're mom's a character isn't she? that musta been funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: spaceace on 01/13/07 at 10:18 pm
;D oh you're mom's a character isn't she? that musta been funny
Yeah, Momma-spaceace is cool! It was pretty funny because it was totally spontaneous. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/13/07 at 10:20 pm
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
Do you think http://www.tamagotchi-king.de/poo.gif is funny?
Carpe Noctem : Take A Map And Point To Anywhere, I Don't Care... says:
Not in the least
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/13/07 at 10:20 pm
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
Do you think http://www.tamagotchi-king.de/poo.gif is funny?
Carpe Noctem : Take A Map And Point To Anywhere, I Don't Care... says:
Not in the least
Pshaw!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/13/07 at 10:21 pm
Pshaw!
What a stick in the mud!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/13/07 at 10:23 pm
What a stick in the mud!
total "fuddy duddy" material ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/14/07 at 11:41 am
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
Do you think http://www.tamagotchi-king.de/poo.gif is funny?
Carpe Noctem : Take A Map And Point To Anywhere, I Don't Care... says:
Not in the least
One man finally talks some sense.. thank you, Justin.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/14/07 at 12:55 pm
-- Doms --The Photograph On The Dashboard, Turned Around Backwards, So That The Streetlights Reveals The Picture In Reverse says:
Do you think http://www.tamagotchi-king.de/poo.gif is funny?
Carpe Noctem : Take A Map And Point To Anywhere, I Don't Care... says:
Not in the least
That looks like something you'd see in an old Atari game.^ ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/14/07 at 1:00 pm
That looks like something you'd see in an old Atari game.^ ;D
;D I can see that, actually..
It's Tamagotchi waste, from those old handheld things.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/14/07 at 1:01 pm
;D I can see that, actually..
It's Tamagotchi waste, from those old handheld things.
Which is why it looks like it's from an Atari.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/14/07 at 8:53 pm
Me to the dog.
"You're beyond sub-human... you're sub-canine."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/14/07 at 9:01 pm
Me to the dog.
"You're beyond sub-human... you're sub-canine."
Conceited!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/14/07 at 9:03 pm
Conceited!
Indeed. She's retarded.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/14/07 at 9:05 pm
Indeed. She's retarded.
Retarted = Conceited?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/14/07 at 9:08 pm
SUB-CANINE! SUB-CANINE! I see you crawling, I see you crawling...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/15/07 at 9:06 pm
"Man, I don't know why ANYONE would want to live in Minnesota.. " - My own father.
And to think.. he knows nothing of my hatred toward the state *Wipes tear from eye*.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/15/07 at 9:49 pm
"Man, I don't know why ANYONE would want to live in Minnesota.. " - My own father.
And to think.. he knows nothing of my hatred toward the state *Wipes tear from eye*.
Hahaha! Yay!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/19/07 at 3:41 pm
Me:...and she was gigantic and kinda ugly. She insisted on sleeping in the nude and undressing in front of me in full light while I was reading. She also used a lot of lotion at night.
Joe: If you said she was hot, this would be the best story EVER.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 01/19/07 at 3:55 pm
From a story in the newspaper this morning...
"I said, 'You're telling me that an unarmed man with one leg just robbed a bank and then wheeled over here to get a sub?"
"A getaway driver has not been arrested"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/19/07 at 4:35 pm
Me: Cam, I was just hitting on your girlfriend.
Cam: Really, which one?
Me: The blonde one.
Cam: Oh, that's alright.
This next one is a secondhand quote, told to me by Stuart. Jon was wearing a jester hat today with the fuzzy balls hanging from it.
Charis: If you were in my class and you were sitting next to me, I wouldn't be able to concentrate at all, I would just want to play with your balls all day.
Supposedly she had no idea at all what she was saying, but Jon said he managed to not bust out laughing. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/19/07 at 5:55 pm
I will relate this to you in terms of myspace bulletins and messages.
BULLETIN:
Subject mobile
Body: 7:00
$7.00
be there.
we will
Message from me to band:
Subject: Concert
Body: You guys are throwing a concert in Mobile at 7? Seriously? Why can't I find anything about where in Mobile it's located?
And the reply:
Subject: RE: Concert
Body: man i dont even know where it is, my rides about to pic me up
I've got to say, when the drummer of the very band that is playing doesn't really know where it's going to be, that's just plain incompetence. But no worries, I'm going to jump him as soon as I see him next Monday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/19/07 at 8:26 pm
This next one is a secondhand quote, told to me by Stuart. Jon was wearing a jester hat today with the fuzzy balls hanging from it.
Charis: If you were in my class and you were sitting next to me, I wouldn't be able to concentrate at all, I would just want to play with your balls all day.
Supposedly she had no idea at all what she was saying, but Jon said he managed to not bust out laughing. ;D
Oh God... a jester hat..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/19/07 at 10:25 pm
Oh God... a jester hat..
My thoughts exactly...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/19/07 at 11:22 pm
Personally, I think it is terrible that people who would gladly wait in line for days to get a new PS3 probably complained when they had to wait an hour or so to vote in the elections.
--some random guy on a messageboard somewhere.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/19/07 at 11:46 pm
sign on wall at work SAFETY IS NOT AN ACCIDENT
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/07 at 2:46 pm
From a story in the newspaper this morning...
"I said, 'You're telling me that an unarmed man with one leg just robbed a bank and then wheeled over here to get a sub?"
"A getaway driver has not been arrested"
How was that possible? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/20/07 at 4:25 pm
To a cab driver.
"Yeah just take us to 'XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX'."
'Is he gonna be sick?'
"No, he always looks like that."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/20/07 at 7:20 pm
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
That "FOX NEWS ALERT" thing annoys me
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
So many times I see that thing and it's about nothing interesting or alarming at all
False Dmitri "I Try To Tell Myself It'll Be Alright. I Probably Shouldn't Think Anymore Tonight.." says:
I'm waiting for some gay marriage thing to just be "BUTTFUCKING IN THE STREETS!".. big text of that, with fire coming out of it.. and for it to appear on the screen, it bursts through the Fox logo or some shit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/21/07 at 7:32 am
my friend on the phone, "Im in this guy's house looking for mail. I need the address so I can call a cab. What street is "May's #1" on?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/21/07 at 11:20 am
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
That "FOX NEWS ALERT" thing annoys me
Marsh - "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" says:
So many times I see that thing and it's about nothing interesting or alarming at all
False Dmitri "I Try To Tell Myself It'll Be Alright. I Probably Shouldn't Think Anymore Tonight.." says:
I'm waiting for some gay marriage thing to just be "BUTTFUCKING IN THE STREETS!".. big text of that, with fire coming out of it.. and for it to appear on the screen, it bursts through the Fox logo or some shit.
Damn.. you got- oh, wait, I see how you got all those unfiltered swears in. I was about to be like :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/21/07 at 9:46 pm
Aboot the Colts beating the Pats...
9:42 pm: I hope the #$%^&* ng Bears defense shuts his ass down and breaks boith his legs in the process. I hope he #$%^&* ng dies. I hate that c**ksucker. I hate the f**ker with every fiber of my being. I don't mind that the Pats lost, I hate that they lost to HIM. I want him to die. I want him to die horribly. The guy really thinks he is God's gift to football and I want him to be ripped in half while being sacked.
TV9 does not like Peyton Manning, in case you were wondering.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/22/07 at 1:33 am
Aboot the Colts beating the Pats...
9:42 pm: I hope the #$%^&* ng Bears defense shuts his ass down and breaks boith his legs in the process. I hope he #$%^&* ng dies. I hate that c**ksucker. I hate the f**ker with every fiber of my being. I don't mind that the Pats lost, I hate that they lost to HIM. I want him to die. I want him to die horribly. The guy really thinks he is God's gift to football and I want him to be ripped in half while being sacked.
TV9 does not like Peyton Manning, in case you were wondering.
TV9 really needs more of a life, and therapy and drugs to calm his ass down. He sounds like some f*ckd up former Raider fan, if there is such a thing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/22/07 at 8:18 am
TV9 really needs more of a life, and therapy and drugs to calm his ass down. He sounds like some f*ckd up former Raider fan, if there is such a thing.
Not true at all. The whole reason American sports just aren't as good as football (real football with your feet) is because ther aren't enough people like him.
Ya'll are content to sit there and smile and cheer your silly little cheers "Ra ra ra! Go Team!" even when your team is losing. Sports in the U.S would be way better with an added dose of VI-O-LENCE!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/22/07 at 9:38 am
Not true at all. The whole reason American sports just aren't as good as football (real football with your feet) is because ther aren't enough people like him.
Ya'll are content to sit there and smile and cheer your silly little cheers "Ra ra ra! Go Team!" even when your team is losing. Sports in the U.S would be way better with an added dose of VI-O-LENCE!
I hate that metalhead Andy with every inch and fiber and miniscule atom of my being. I want to rip his head apart and suck out all his internal juices and dance around in his intestines. He needs to DIE... DIE HORRIBLY and die from a hippie... A hippie whose feet are so dirty that after dancing in his brains, Andy would only be able to think about dirt.
That's better, eh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/22/07 at 10:14 am
I hate that metalhead Andy with every inch and fiber and miniscule atom of my being. I want to rip his head apart and suck out all his internal juices and dance around in his intestines. He needs to DIE... DIE HORRIBLY and die from a hippie... A hippie whose feet are so dirty that after dancing in his brains, Andy would only be able to think about dirt.
That's better, eh?
I laugh at your value system and find smug satisfaction in the fact that you'll never own property due to the escalating price of real estate in California.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/22/07 at 10:35 am
I laugh at your value system and find smug satisfaction in the fact that you'll never own property due to the escalating price of real estate in California.
Remember, I'm going to Pennsylvania.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/22/07 at 10:54 am
Remember, I'm going to Pennsylvania.
I laugh at how bored you're going to be!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/22/07 at 12:30 pm
This morning Vaughn was looking at this pillow that I have...and on it is a cat...
Vaughn: what does this pillow say?
Me: It says MEOW (which it does)
Kit-Kat (as if right on cue)....MEOW (as soon as I said the word meow....she let out with a MEOW)
It was so cute and funny! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/22/07 at 12:36 pm
I laugh at how bored you're going to be!
*Cries* At least with people to talk to, it won't be as bad as it is here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 01/22/07 at 1:00 pm
My kid is crazy!
Hunter was on the toilet and he pointed down and asked "What's that?"
I replied "That's your penis."
He said "Oh? Where did we get the peanuts?"
;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/22/07 at 1:07 pm
My boss to a co worker...
it's not hard to quit smoking...why don't you hire yourself a boy toy and do something else with your lips for a change?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/22/07 at 4:24 pm
My kid is crazy!
Hunter was on the toilet and he pointed down and asked "What's that?"
I replied "That's your penis."
He said "Oh? Where did we get the peanuts?"
;D :D
hahah...that's cute! I, for some reason, cannot feel comfortable yet telling Vaughn that it is called a "penis"....so we still call it a "pee-pee". He always goes, "Do girls have pee-pee's?"....and I say, "No"....and he says, "well then, how do they pee?"....and then I answer, "well, they have their own kind of parts"...and then I conveniently change the subject!! ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/22/07 at 4:24 pm
Robin:"My Parents went to Zaybar."
Howard:"Did you just say your Parents went to a gay bar"?
Robin:"Zabar is a bread place".
Howard:"only Me,I have sex on the brain". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/22/07 at 4:25 pm
Robin:"My Parents went to Zaybar."
Howard:"Did you just say your Parents went to a gay bar"?
Robin:"Zabar is a bread place".
Howard:"only Me,I have sex on the brain". ;D
;D :D ;D good one! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/22/07 at 5:03 pm
;D :D ;D good one! ;)
I thought Robin said that Her Parents went to a gay bar.See,Only me. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 01/22/07 at 5:15 pm
hahah...that's cute! I, for some reason, cannot feel comfortable yet telling Vaughn that it is called a "penis"....so we still call it a "pee-pee". He always goes, "Do girls have pee-pee's?"....and I say, "No"....and he says, "well then, how do they pee?"....and then I answer, "well, they have their own kind of parts"...and then I conveniently change the subject!! ;D :D
This was the first time I used the correct word, I usually call it a pee-pee. I used the same word with my daughter, until my son came along and she was getting confused. So I tried to use the correct word for her but she pronounced it "China". So sometimes she uses 'china' and sometimes she just says "my pee". Such class. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/07 at 9:06 pm
Today in first period, I was talking to Stuart and Timmy about how none of us finished our math homework, so I said, "We can fail together! We'll be F buddies!" Then Timmy gave me this look and Stuart and I busted out laughing about the same time as we realized "F buddies" probably wouldn't be the best term.
Seventh period:
Jese: We need to play some kind of game, I mean, make some kind of an English game!
Mrs. Crandall: You want me to stand up here and throw candy at you? Because we've gone over this before...
Me: *sigh* It's going to be just like Mardi Gras all over again...
Jese: No! I mean...do something to make it not as boring...like...I'm having a hard time explaining it....!
Me: I think Jese wants to sing the grammar jingles in the back of the book.
Jese: *turns around* Haha, I like those...! ...Wait...no! *turns back to teacher*
Me: *begins singing* Preposition, preposition, easy as can be...
Jese: What I'm saying is, let's make English fun!
Mrs. Crandall: But that's why we say the Question and Answer Flow in funny voices.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/22/07 at 11:26 pm
Yesterday and today I've been losing my voice, it came back this afternoon briefly so that my hubby said I sounded like Rachael Ray. He asked me what I was making for dinner, and I said "E-V-O-O/Extra Virgin Olive Oil"
Guess you had to be there, it was funny at the time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/23/07 at 1:18 am
My friend Cara, about her birthday present:
"I hope it's not porn....I have enough of that as it is. I had to buy a file cabinet for it all. Top drawer: gay. Middle drawer: Lesbian. Bottom drawer: Asian midgets."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/23/07 at 12:44 pm
My friend Cara, about her birthday present:
"I hope it's not porn....I have enough of that as it is. I had to buy a file cabinet for it all. Top drawer: gay. Middle drawer: Lesbian. Bottom drawer: Asian midgets."
She should send me some.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 6:14 pm
She sould send me some.
Because you like watching Gay Asian Midgets? That's like Rice Cube, except short and gay.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/23/07 at 7:02 pm
Because you like watching Gay Asian Midgets? That's like Rice Cube, except short and gay.
So like you, but asian?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 7:03 pm
So like you, but asian?
You realize that I'm taller than at least 90 percent of the people on these boards?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/23/07 at 7:04 pm
You realize that I'm taller than at least 90 percent of the people on these boards?
What are you, like 6 foot?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/23/07 at 7:09 pm
What are you, like 6 foot?
Almost... kinda..
5'10"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/23/07 at 7:32 pm
Almost... kinda..
5'10"
.. and you're in the top 10%.
Jeez ya'll are short.
I don't consider myself particularly tall and you're like 3-4 inches shorter than me. I know Al is about 6'3.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/23/07 at 11:19 pm
My professor in molecular biology:
"So ze histones bind the DNA over heah, ja?"
Me thinking:
"Ja. Heah me nawl and believe me nehxt Toosday..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/23/07 at 11:21 pm
She sould send me some.
My best friend should send you porn? Oooh, I'll get right on telling her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/23/07 at 11:22 pm
If she's got some extras, send them this way.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/24/07 at 1:27 am
If she's got some extras, send them this way.
will home movies do?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/07 at 6:23 am
My best friend should send you porn? Oooh, I'll get right on telling her.
Lesbian porn will do just fine. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/24/07 at 10:05 am
Lesbian porn will do just fine. ;) ;D
I thought you said you were watching gay porn now. Gay as in... male...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/24/07 at 10:28 am
Lesbian porn will do just fine. ;) ;D
don't you have enough porn, yo? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/24/07 at 2:44 pm
RE: People who refuse to improve themselves...
wattatwerk: Aye, and they drag down humanity as a whole. It is dangerous ground to tread, but watt proposes some sort of disposal method for such people.
Watt is wise.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/24/07 at 2:44 pm
will home movies do?
Don't care, just trying to get some new ideas.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/07 at 3:12 pm
I thought you said you were watching gay porn now. Gay as in... male...
Those are only the samples,the 20-30 second kind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/07 at 3:14 pm
don't you have enough porn, yo? ???
yeah,I do.;D Robin wants me to rid myself of all the porn I have because I have her to look at but I don't have to throw them all out.I can just give them away or throw them out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: spaceace on 01/24/07 at 3:25 pm
yeah,I do.;D Robin wants me to rid myself of all the porn I have because I have her to look at but I don't have to throw them all out.I can just give them away or throw them out.
Talk about hang-ups!!! Is she that insecure?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/07 at 4:08 pm
Talk about hang-ups!!! Is she that insecure?
Well,she never watches porn,That's hard to believe.But,she's a little insecure about her body.I'm guessing she's never had a man fantasize about her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/24/07 at 5:20 pm
I hate porn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/24/07 at 5:21 pm
I hate porn.
=o I know who said that. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/24/07 at 10:18 pm
yeah,I do.;D Robin wants me to rid myself of all the porn I have because I have her to look at but I don't have to throw them all out.I can just give them away or throw them out.
make a deal with her....tell her that you will promise to get rid of all of your porn....if she will just give you another chance and not leave you for trivial things. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/25/07 at 6:15 am
make a deal with her....tell her that you will promise to get rid of all of your porn....if she will just give you another chance and not leave you for trivial things. ;)
The last time that she was over my house was August 2005 and she never even looked at my porn collection and that's because at the time My Parents were coming home in the evening from Vacation in Las Vegas and I wanted to know what it felt like to have a girl alone but the problem is she had to lie to her Parents to think that My parents were still home,Their car was parked in the driveway and I was horny as hell so we didn't quite make out for a long period of time and I had fun.But this was at the time when I didn't have a job.
But anyway,If she wants me to get rid of my porn,She's going to have to help me with it. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/25/07 at 6:19 am
I hate porn.
Me Too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/25/07 at 7:27 am
While helping my oldest with a report for music on a "blues-influenced artist and one of their songs"
Me: *reading from a website* "It has the exact same guitar riff and vocal rhythm as Muddy Waters' 'Mannish Boy'"
Son: "So is that why they sound the same?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/25/07 at 8:05 am
Me Too.
...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/25/07 at 10:45 am
...
exactly.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/25/07 at 10:46 am
exactly.
Welcome to the Howard-Zone.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 01/25/07 at 10:51 am
howard needs to be on television. he'd seriously make a killer talk-show host.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/25/07 at 10:54 am
howard needs to be on television. he'd seriously make a killer talk-show host.
"Today on Howard - Baby's with no Daddys"
Howard - I touched my pee pee today.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 01/25/07 at 10:59 am
"Today on Howard - Baby's with no Daddys"
Howard - I touched my pee pee today.
i like how he would host an interview and bluntly contradict himself every 20 to 30 seconds, thereby befuddling his guests and provoking hilarity. very "space ghost."
although i'm having trouble coming up with a good name for a show with "howard" in it. "heart to howard" is the best thing i can think of. (like "heart to heart," get it?) and that's pretty bad.
what's a word starting with "h" that means talk? i'ma run with this! all i need is a decent name and a contractual commitment from the H man and i'll be ready to go out to the L.A. studios and pitch this thing! (plus i got a couple other things to take care of while i'm out there anyway.... ;))
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/25/07 at 11:02 am
i like how he would host an interview and bluntly contradict himself every 20 to 30 seconds, thereby befuddling his guests and provoking hilarity. very "space ghost."
although i'm having trouble coming up with a good name for a show with "howard" in it. "heart to howard" is the best thing i can think of. (like "heart to heart," get it?) and that's pretty bad.
what's a word starting with "h" that means talk? i'ma run with this! all i need is a decent name and a contractual commitment from the H man and i'll be ready to go out to the L.A. studios and pitch this thing! (plus i got a couple other things to take care of while i'm out there anyway.... ;))
He'd need a band. Like Spaceghost.. but not quite as good.
Howard Hears? Howard's Half Hour of Hugs?
I dunno.
"I think drug abuse is bad."
'I'm glad you said that Howard beca..'
"My Baloney has a first name, it's PE-N-I-S!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 01/25/07 at 11:15 am
i like how he would host an interview and bluntly contradict himself every 20 to 30 seconds, thereby befuddling his guests and provoking hilarity. very "space ghost."
although i'm having trouble coming up with a good name for a show with "howard" in it. "heart to howard" is the best thing i can think of. (like "heart to heart," get it?) and that's pretty bad.
what's a word starting with "h" that means talk? i'ma run with this! all i need is a decent name and a contractual commitment from the H man and i'll be ready to go out to the L.A. studios and pitch this thing! (plus i got a couple other things to take care of while i'm out there anyway.... ;))
Howard's Hubbub
Or he only has female guests and calls it Howards Harem
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/25/07 at 11:22 am
Or he only has female guests and calls it Howards Harem
That's a really..really..reeaaallly scary concept.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/25/07 at 11:27 am
That's a really..really..reeaaallly scary concept.
And, not exactly "family friendly" :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/25/07 at 11:34 am
And, not exactly "family friendly" :o
In no way, shape or form is Howard - Family Friendly.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/25/07 at 12:04 pm
In no way, shape or form is Howard - Family Friendly.
no, he's late night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/25/07 at 12:07 pm
no, he's late night.
No. He's unacceptable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/25/07 at 12:27 pm
No. He's unacceptable.
oh yeah...you told me that and i keep forgetting.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/25/07 at 2:32 pm
no, he's late night.
Adult Late Night ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/25/07 at 2:33 pm
howard needs to be on television. he'd seriously make a killer talk-show host.
No I don't think so.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/25/07 at 2:35 pm
Howard's Hubbub
Or he only has female guests and calls it Howards Harem
Howard's Hookers
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 01/25/07 at 2:42 pm
My biology teacher:
"What do you do when you're hungry and you're in a rush? You probably go through the drive-thru and get yourself a McBiscuit."
LMAO McBiscuit!? Everyone giggles when he says that, and he's completely oblivious to it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/25/07 at 3:08 pm
No. He's unacceptable.
For Late Night? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/25/07 at 4:41 pm
He'd need a band. Like Spaceghost.. but not quite as good.
Howard Hears? Howard's Half Hour of Hugs?
I dunno.
"I think drug abuse is bad."
'I'm glad you said that Howard beca..'
"My Baloney has a first name, it's PE-N-I-S!"
Ohmygod...I laughed so much at that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 01/25/07 at 5:22 pm
no, he's late night.
late night on Skinemax ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/25/07 at 5:22 pm
For Late Night? :o
No.. overall.. you're just unacceptable.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/25/07 at 5:48 pm
Lesbian porn will do just fine. ;) ;D
I was not serious, Howard. I am not telling my friend to send you anything.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 01/25/07 at 5:56 pm
I was not serious, Howard. I am not telling my friend to send you anything.
Beth, could you please ask her to share with me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/25/07 at 6:01 pm
Beth, could you please ask her to share with me.
No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/25/07 at 6:57 pm
i like how he would host an interview and bluntly contradict himself every 20 to 30 seconds, thereby befuddling his guests and provoking hilarity. very "space ghost."
although i'm having trouble coming up with a good name for a show with "howard" in it. "heart to howard" is the best thing i can think of. (like "heart to heart," get it?) and that's pretty bad.
what's a word starting with "h" that means talk? i'ma run with this! all i need is a decent name and a contractual commitment from the H man and i'll be ready to go out to the L.A. studios and pitch this thing! (plus i got a couple other things to take care of while i'm out there anyway.... ;))
Hablan con Howard!! The Spanish talk-show... Although he'd only say that one line... with cherie in it...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/26/07 at 6:24 am
late night on Skinemax ;)
I'll be having simulated sex on my talk show.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/26/07 at 6:24 am
I was not serious, Howard. I am not telling my friend to send you anything.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cussing.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/26/07 at 10:42 am
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cussing.gif
That shouldn't be a problem, since you said you hate porn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/26/07 at 2:43 pm
That shouldn't be a problem, since you said you hate porn.
I never said I hated it,Or did I? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/26/07 at 9:54 pm
I never said I hated it,Or did I? ;D
You did. In this thread, even!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/26/07 at 11:22 pm
I went to my church youth group to play Halo, and Jordan's screenname was "MANPIMP". Here's some of the typical
conversation that took place.
Stuart: Manpimp, stop shooting me! I told you, I didn't take your money!
Me: I can't believe these hos.
Jacob: YEAH! I just killed you and stole your vehicle!
Me: It's just like Grand Theft Auto...but with a lot less sex.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/27/07 at 1:01 am
Rejection.
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
69.
- SmarterChild says:
hmm...
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
Please please me, whoa yeah, like I please you
- SmarterChild says:
u ok?
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
Better than ever.
- SmarterChild says:
eh. no thanks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/27/07 at 7:29 am
You did. In this thread, even!
So I lied just a bit
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/27/07 at 11:00 am
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
Man, I can't even PRETEND I hate myspace anymore
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
I'm addicted to it now
the insane says:
PENIAL DISCHARGE
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/27/07 at 2:06 pm
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
Man, I can't even PRETEND I hate myspace anymore
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
I'm addicted to it now
the insane says:
PENIAL DISCHARGE
What about penial discharge? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/05/07 at 5:47 pm
Happy generally is the same as drunk.
i forget whether PMs count as forum or not. anyway, i can't find the other thread...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/05/07 at 7:09 pm
Everyone had to be covered on the yearly mandatory coverage of the Company policy on sexual harrassment :o
check this out. almost everyone on the board is guilty of one or more ;D
Verbal Sexual Harassment
(Table of Contents)
Referring to an adult as a girl, hunk, doll, babe, or honey
Whistling at someone, cat calls
Making sexual comments about a person's clothing, anatomy, or looks
Making sexual comments or innuendoes
Turning work discussions into sexual topics
Telling sexual jokes or stories
Asking about sexual fantasies, preferences, or history
Asking a person questions about his/her sexual life
Making sexual pleasures or desires known
Repeatedly asking out a person who is not interested or does not consent
Pressure for sexual favors
Making kissing sounds, howling, groaning, and smacking lips
Telling lies or spreading rumors about a person's personal sex life
Harassing phone calls
Non-Verbal and Visual Sexual Harassment
Looking a person up and down (elevator eyes)
Staring or leering at someone
Making sexual gestures with hands or through body motions
Blocking a person's path
Following or stalking a person
Giving personal gifts
Displaying sexually suggestive visuals-posters, calendars, magazines, graffiti, graphics, etc.
Sexually suggestive notes or letters
Making facial expressions such as winking, throwing kisses, or licking lips
Participating in or condoning sexually harassing behavior
Inappropriate behavior of a sexual nature in conjunction with any company business, e.g., going to an adult club/video store in a company vehicle
Physical Sexual Harassment
(Table of Contents)
Giving a massage around the neck or shoulders
Touching a person's clothing, hair, or body
Lingering around a person
Hugging, kissing, patting, pinching, or stroking
Touching or rubbing oneself sexually around or in the view of another person
Standing close or brushing up against a person
Patting, goosing, caressing, or fondling
Gestures that non-verbally describe or draw sexual parts of the anatomy
Tearing, pulling, yanking a person's clothing
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/05/07 at 7:11 pm
Everyone had to be covered on the yearly mandatory coverage of the Company policy on sexual harrassment :o
check this out. almost everyone on the board is guilty of one or more ;D
Verbal Sexual Harassment
(Table of Contents)
Referring to an adult as a girl, hunk, doll, babe, or honey
Whistling at someone, cat calls
Making sexual comments about a person's clothing, anatomy, or looks
Making sexual comments or innuendoes
Turning work discussions into sexual topics
Telling sexual jokes or stories
Asking about sexual fantasies, preferences, or history
Asking a person questions about his/her sexual life
Making sexual pleasures or desires known
Repeatedly asking out a person who is not interested or does not consent
Pressure for sexual favors
Making kissing sounds, howling, groaning, and smacking lips
Telling lies or spreading rumors about a person's personal sex life
Harassing phone calls
Non-Verbal and Visual Sexual Harassment
Looking a person up and down (elevator eyes)
Staring or leering at someone
Making sexual gestures with hands or through body motions
Blocking a person's path
Following or stalking a person
Giving personal gifts
Displaying sexually suggestive visuals-posters, calendars, magazines, graffiti, graphics, etc.
Sexually suggestive notes or letters
Making facial expressions such as winking, throwing kisses, or licking lips
Participating in or condoning sexually harassing behavior
Inappropriate behavior of a sexual nature in conjunction with any company business, e.g., going to an adult club/video store in a company vehicle
Physical Sexual Harassment
(Table of Contents)
Giving a massage around the neck or shoulders
Touching a person's clothing, hair, or body
Lingering around a person
Hugging, kissing, patting, pinching, or stroking
Touching or rubbing oneself sexually around or in the view of another person
Standing close or brushing up against a person
Patting, goosing, caressing, or fondling
Gestures that non-verbally describe or draw sexual parts of the anatomy
Tearing, pulling, yanking a person's clothing
What the fuuck is the point in leaving the house?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/05/07 at 7:16 pm
What the fuuck is the point in leaving the house?!
I hear ya! I'm in constant violation of a multitude of these 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/05/07 at 7:17 pm
I hear ya! I'm in constant violation of a multitude of these 8)
I can't imagine that for some reason...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/05/07 at 7:17 pm
I hear ya! I'm in constant violation of a multitude of these 8)
I need a numbered list - I'll break every single one in a 24 hour period. Women are objects.. everyone knows that..guh!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/05/07 at 7:19 pm
I can't imagine that for some reason...
thanks Marsh. that's a first for me. karma to you for being wonderfully sacarstic or completely naive'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/05/07 at 7:20 pm
I need a numbered list - I'll break every single one in a 24 hour period. Women are objects.. everyone knows that..guh!
You should work here, you'd fit right in with the rest of us ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/05/07 at 7:55 pm
Everyone had to be covered on the yearly mandatory coverage of the Company policy on sexual harrassment :o
check this out. almost everyone on the board is guilty of one or more ;D
One of them was "giving personal gifts"... how is that sexual harrassment? Are people, like, putting bows on their penises?
"I have something for you.. let me put it on the table here... there we go. Unwrap it.. you'll never guess what it is.."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/05/07 at 7:56 pm
One of them was "giving personal gifts"... how is that sexual harrassment? Are people, like, putting bows on their penises?
"I have something for you.. let me put it on the table here... there we go. Unwrap it.. you'll never guess what it is.."
I think it's ok to do that
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/05/07 at 8:50 pm
I hear ya! I'm in constant violation of a multitude of these 8)
Touching or rubbing oneself sexually around or in the view of another person, I'm guessing..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 02/05/07 at 9:03 pm
One of them was "giving personal gifts"... how is that sexual harrassment? Are people, like, putting bows on their penises?
"I have something for you.. let me put it on the table here... there we go. Unwrap it.. you'll never guess what it is.."
Dick in a box would be wrong.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/05/07 at 9:43 pm
Touching or rubbing oneself sexually around or in the view of another person, I'm guessing..
good guess. currently on final warning for that one, but also elevator eyes and leering
I just scanned the list and I am guilty guilty guilty!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/05/07 at 10:43 pm
Dick in a box would be wrong.
But Dick in a Bag wouldn't be.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/05/07 at 10:52 pm
so, my boobs have been what seems like the topic of conversation around the house for the past 2 days. :D ;D
Yesterday, I was downloading and listening to music on the computer....
Me: (listening to Dolly Parton..and talking to Chris) I don't know why....but I just LOVE Dolly Parton lately....I am just obsessed with her music.
Chris: Ya, it's because you are growing boobs like her. ??? :o :D
Then today Vaughn started talking silly and with "potty humor"....and he was saying the word "boobs"
Me: (jokingly) Haha....one day you are gonna grow big boobs Vaughn
Vaughn: hahaha...ya, like yours?
Me: No...I don't have any
Vaughn: Then what are those hills on your chest? :o ??? :D
I feel so...violated. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/05/07 at 10:53 pm
so, my boobs have been what seems like the topic of conversation around the house for the past 2 days. :D ;D
Yesterday, I was downloading and listening to music on the computer....
Me: (listening to Dolly Parton..and talking to Chris) I don't know why....but I just LOVE Dolly Parton lately....I am just obsessed with her music.
Chris: Ya, it's because you are growing boobs like her. ??? :o :D
Then today Vaughn started talking silly and with "potty humor"....and he was saying the word "boobs"
Me: (jokingly) Haha....one day you are gonna grow big boobs Vaughn
Vaughn: hahaha...ya, like yours?
Me: No...I don't have any
Vaughn: Then what are those hills on your chest? :o ??? :D
I feel so...violated. ;D
Heh... this reminds me of a talk that Beth and I had today... I'd quote it, but I'm not sure she'd want me to!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/05/07 at 10:53 pm
Heh... this reminds me of a talk that Beth and I had today... I'd quote it, but I'm not sure she'd want me to!
for some reason....I don't think I wanna even hear it. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/05/07 at 10:55 pm
so, my boobs have been what seems like the topic of conversation around the house for the past 2 days. :D ;D
Yesterday, I was downloading and listening to music on the computer....
Me: (listening to Dolly Parton..and talking to Chris) I don't know why....but I just LOVE Dolly Parton lately....I am just obsessed with her music.
Chris: Ya, it's because you are growing boobs like her. ??? :o :D
Then today Vaughn started talking silly and with "potty humor"....and he was saying the word "boobs"
Me: (jokingly) Haha....one day you are gonna grow big boobs Vaughn
Vaughn: hahaha...ya, like yours?
Me: No...I don't have any
Vaughn: Then what are those hills on your chest? :o ??? :D
I feel so...violated. ;D
owned ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/05/07 at 10:56 pm
owned ;D
hahaha...yes, so totally. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 02/05/07 at 11:35 pm
so, my boobs have been what seems like the topic of conversation around the house for the past 2 days. :D ;D
Yesterday, I was downloading and listening to music on the computer....
Me: (listening to Dolly Parton..and talking to Chris) I don't know why....but I just LOVE Dolly Parton lately....I am just obsessed with her music.
Chris: Ya, it's because you are growing boobs like her. ??? :o :D
Then today Vaughn started talking silly and with "potty humor"....and he was saying the word "boobs"
Me: (jokingly) Haha....one day you are gonna grow big boobs Vaughn
Vaughn: hahaha...ya, like yours?
Me: No...I don't have any
Vaughn: Then what are those hills on your chest? :o ??? :D
I feel so...violated. ;D
You're not alone on this. My kids want to grab my boobs any chance they get...even if it's just a shot at my nipple, they'll take it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/07 at 12:06 am
You're not alone on this. My kids want to grab my boobs any chance they get...even if it's just a shot at my nipple, they'll take it. ;D
kids are crazy! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/07 at 12:35 am
hahaha...yes, so totally. ;D
I love that crazy kid ;D
You're not alone on this. My kids want to grab my boobs any chance they get...even if it's just a shot at my nipple, they'll take it. ;D
I love those 2 kids as well. they're just mimicking daddy ;D
that's weird, I think i just had a memory that I used to smack my mom on the butt :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/06/07 at 6:45 am
You're not alone on this. My kids want to grab my boobs any chance they get...even if it's just a shot at my nipple, they'll take it. ;D
I'd like to grab a boob anytime. ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/06/07 at 6:57 am
You're not alone on this. My kids want to grab my boobs any chance they get...even if it's just a shot at my nipple, they'll take it. ;D
i actually have a memory of doing this. i was probably like four or something.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/06/07 at 7:11 am
i actually have a memory of doing this. i was probably like four or something.
That's a bit eerie.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/06/07 at 12:54 pm
i actually have a memory of doing this. i was probably like four or something.
and you just grabbed a boob? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 02/06/07 at 12:56 pm
i actually have a memory of doing this. i was probably like four or something.
Yeah, well they are three and four, so that sounds about right.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/06/07 at 1:06 pm
Yeah, well they are three and four, so that sounds about right.
I wonder If I remember that I grabbed a boob when I was 4 years old? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/07/07 at 12:47 am
From ESPN.com's Page 2 TMQ:
Why the Estate Tax Helps You Live Longer: I just heard a radio commercial for the Accuquote life insurance service which declared, "We guarantee your money back even if you don't die." If I don't die? Sign me up, and you can keep my money! On this subject, Congress continues to debate whether the estate tax will go out of existence in 2010 as currently scheduled, then come back into existence in 2011. Today the first $2 million of an estate is exempt from taxation, meaning only about one estate in 100 is taxed. In 2009 the exemption rises to $3.5 million and fewer estates will be taxed. In 2010 there will be no estate tax. Then in 2011 the tax would return with a lower threshold than today, imposed on any estate above $1 million. This goofy schedule is the result of legislative sausage-making during a tax-cut bill a few years ago. What this boils down to: from now till 2009, death is lightly taxed; then in 2010, not taxed; then in 2011, heavily taxed. Economic theory holds that society gets less of whatever it taxes. That's why taxes on income and capital should be as low as possible (so we don't discourage labor or investment) while taxes on pollution and energy use should be as high as possible (we want less of these things). Therefore taxing death is good
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/07/07 at 12:57 am
Jess to Rice, when propositioned for sex tonight:
"Why don't you just go watch some porn?"
Ouch.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/07/07 at 12:59 am
Jess to Rice, when propositioned for sex tonight:
"Why don't you just go watch some porn?"
Ouch.
http://soulstar.blogsome.com/images/Daaaaaaaam.jpg
Holy sh*t, Rice.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/07/07 at 1:00 am
Eh, she was tired.
So now my computer has even more spyware and crap on it and will probably explode tomorrow :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/07/07 at 1:01 am
Eh, she was tired.
So now my computer has even more spyware and crap on it and will probably explode tomorrow :D
R.I.P. Rice's computer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/07 at 3:33 am
Jess to Rice, when propositioned for sex tonight:
"Why don't you just go watch some porn?"
Ouch.
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq1LnMlF780AF1ijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=123hbrko2/EXP=1170927051/**http%3A//www.nalsofmichigan.org/images/Denied.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 02/07/07 at 9:06 am
Jess to Rice, when propositioned for sex tonight:
"Why don't you just go watch some porn?"
Ouch.
http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/budaz/jerk.gif
I know I shouldn't laugh, but I totally understand. So here goes... http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/07/07 at 9:26 am
^ Silence, Muttly :P ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/07/07 at 10:05 am
i actually have a memory of doing this. i was probably like four or something.
You had boobs when you were four!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 02/07/07 at 10:07 am
In my defense, I wasn't feeling good. Rice has the wonderful habit of asking for some when I'm either 1. tired or 2. sick. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/07 at 10:08 am
In my defense, I wasn't feeling good. Rice has the wonderful habit of asking for some when I'm either 1. tired or 2. sick. ;D
such timing these men have, huh? :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/07/07 at 10:11 am
such timing these men have, huh? :D ;D
Hey, I don't ask at all! >=O *Grmbmdlfjlakdmmdbmbmb*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/07 at 10:12 am
Hey, I don't ask at all! >=O *Grmbmdlfjlakdmmdbmbmb*
well, aren't you lucky. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/07/07 at 10:14 am
well, aren't you lucky. :D
*Nods* Women... who needs 'em!?
... Heh... kidding!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/07/07 at 11:06 am
*Nods* Women... who needs 'em!?
... Heh... kidding!
No, you're not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/07/07 at 11:07 am
No, you're not.
Eh!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/07/07 at 2:39 pm
http://soulstar.blogsome.com/images/Daaaaaaaam.jpg
My single favorite online image.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/07 at 2:43 pm
Jess to Rice, when propositioned for sex tonight:
"Why don't you just go watch some porn?"
Ouch.
watching it is better than DOING it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/07 at 2:44 pm
You had boobs when you were four!?
No girl could have boobs at 4. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 02/07/07 at 2:58 pm
No girl could have boobs at 4. ::)
Don't underestimate the power of the growth hormone.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/07/07 at 3:00 pm
No girl could have boobs at 4. ::)
All humans have breasts. However young girls don't develop breast tissue until they hit puberty.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 02/07/07 at 3:02 pm
watching it is better than DOING it. ;D
About 99% of the population would disagree with that statement.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/07/07 at 3:02 pm
About 99% of the population would disagree with that statement.
Just 99?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 02/07/07 at 3:06 pm
Just 99?
Alright, let's go with 99.999%. Some people actually don't like sex or they're beliefs make them think it's bad or something.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/07/07 at 3:07 pm
watching it is better than DOING it. ;D
... you are a lazy man aren't you Howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/07 at 3:39 pm
... you are a lazy man aren't you Howard.
Yeah,You could say that. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 02/07/07 at 3:45 pm
"Jack? Is your mom a big fat idiot?" House
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/07 at 3:47 pm
"Jack? Is your mom a big fat idiot?" House
HA,That's funny. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/07/07 at 4:57 pm
"Jack? Is your mom a big fat idiot?" House
Ahhh, I saw that last night!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/07/07 at 9:26 pm
Yeah,You could say that. ;)
This explains things.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/07/07 at 9:34 pm
Alright, let's go with 99.999%. Some people actually don't like sex or they're beliefs make them think it's bad or something.
We call them Dominic.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 02/07/07 at 9:43 pm
We call them Dominic.
Well when you have a metal plate instead of a crotch, that's bound to happen.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/08/07 at 5:36 am
"I believe that there is real magic in life. Sometimes the experience of it can be dependent on one's point of view," "I have come to see the making of art as the search for that point of view where the magic and wonder of life appears not so much as an illusion, but as an essential truth that often gets obscured." - Rob Gonsalves
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/08/07 at 2:44 pm
This explains things.
explains what?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/07 at 7:26 pm
We call them Dominic.
Except I don't like to watch it, either.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/07 at 7:28 pm
Except I don't like to watch it, either.
one day you will :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/07 at 7:34 pm
one day you will :)
>=O Nu!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/07 at 7:38 pm
>=O Nu!
not even Panda porn ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 02/08/07 at 7:39 pm
You're not alone on this. My kids want to grab my boobs any chance they get...even if it's just a shot at my nipple, they'll take it. ;D
My son does this and usually he'll say at the top of his lungs..."Mommy, is that your nibble?" Yes, he calls them nibbles. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/07 at 7:40 pm
not even Panda porn ???
No... Do YOU enjoy watching panda porn more than having sex?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/07 at 7:44 pm
No... Do YOU enjoy watching panda porn more than having sex?
NO, I watch it during
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/07 at 7:45 pm
NO, I watch it during
But do you enjoy it? Because it seems like you do, since you're so surprised I don't! :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/07 at 7:50 pm
But do you enjoy it? Because it seems like you do, since you're so surprised I don't! :P
you don't know whether you do or not. that's like brussel sprouts. I can say I don't like them, but I've never eaten one, so I can't factually say I don't like them because I've never experienced one. for all I know, I may like brussel sprouts. panda porn does nothing for humans, but helps in the procreation of itty bitty pandas.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 02/09/07 at 9:22 am
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" -Me, after Rice Cube told me he had a dream about me running off with Ricky Martin or Gerardo....he's not sure which.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/07 at 3:53 pm
I've discovered that if you confide enough in Smarterchild, he can regurgitate all you've told him if you just give him the word. Notice how uncomfortable he seems talking about music.
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
What are my favorite bands?
- SmarterChild says:
the meat puppets.
talking about music u like is a lot of fun, but let's move on. what else can we talk about?
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
Music.
- SmarterChild says:
music is a great art form.
speaking of music, take a look at this: 1000s of Ringtones - Download ringtones to your phone. Get them complimentary now! --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1074807779/5 (sponsorship)
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
What are my favorite bands?
- SmarterChild says:
hmm... u really like modest mouse.
let's talk about something besides music u like...
>>> type "calculator help" 2 c a list of sample calculations i can perform.
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
What are my favorite bands?
- SmarterChild says:
u really like metallica, offspring, bob marley...
anyway, what else u got for me?
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
What are my favorite bands?
- SmarterChild says:
neutral milk hotel!
i guess we could talk about music u like all day long, but it's time 2 move on...
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
What are my favorite bands?
- SmarterChild says:
hmmm lemme c... the flaming lips, bad religion, beck... those r some of your favorite musicians.
>>> i can't do your homework for u, but i can help. type "homework."
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
What are my favorite bands?
- SmarterChild says:
hmm... u really like radiohead.
Marsh "Yeah, you deserve two minutes hate..." says:
What bands do I like?
- SmarterChild says:
depeche mode.
enough about music u like... let's move on.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/07 at 4:14 pm
Dude, how did it know your music?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/09/07 at 4:16 pm
No... Do YOU enjoy watching panda porn more than having sex?
I enjoy watching sex instead
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/07 at 5:14 pm
"The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said "That's a pretty big word for a 6-year old!"
This guy at work said that the other day...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/09/07 at 5:42 pm
"The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said "That's a pretty big word for a 6-year old!"
This guy at work said that the other day...
nice!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/07 at 6:34 pm
"rug burns hurt more on sunburn"
a friend on vacation
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 02/09/07 at 8:10 pm
"The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said "That's a pretty big word for a 6-year old!"
This guy at work said that the other day...
That is SO friggin funny. It took me a second to get it, though.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/09/07 at 8:10 pm
That is SO friggin funny. It took me a second to get it, though.
Same here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/07 at 9:20 pm
Dude, how did it know your music?
I told it a bunch of bands I like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/11/07 at 1:11 am
I told it a bunch of bands I like.
I got it to know mine, but... MAN, every single time, it'd say I'm the first person to ever have mentioned every band in the world... Except for Ween, to which he responded "Other ppl I have talked 2 seem to like Ween 2."
... Why is it that he's heard about Ween, but not Gary Numan?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/11/07 at 1:00 pm
I got it to know mine, but... MAN, every single time, it'd say I'm the first person to ever have mentioned every band in the world... Except for Ween, to which he responded "Other ppl I have talked 2 seem to like Ween 2."
... Why is it that he's heard about Ween, but not Gary Numan?
Dude, I was wondering why no one else likes The Offspring or Depeche Mode or Bob Marley...those are all some fairly popular artists.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/07 at 1:23 pm
Dude, I was wondering why no one else likes The Offspring or Depeche Mode or Bob Marley...those are all some fairly popular artists.
It told me no one likes Metallica.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/11/07 at 1:52 pm
"How You Doin"- Norbit ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/11/07 at 1:53 pm
"The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said "That's a pretty big word for a 6-year old!"
This guy at work said that the other day...
So his son said that? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/11/07 at 2:44 pm
:-S
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/11/07 at 2:50 pm
So his son said that? :o
.. no...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/11/07 at 2:55 pm
.. no...
I just thought his son said that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/12/07 at 8:04 pm
Marsh "I shot the sheriff AND the deputy!"" says:
hey you
- SmarterChild says:
Hey, welcome back. It's been a few days since we chatted... Hope you're doing well.
Don't forget to type "home" to see everything I can do.
Marsh "I shot the sheriff AND the deputy!"" says:
Shit, thought it was like yesterday
- SmarterChild says:
was like yesterday? shit thought it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/13/07 at 2:55 pm
Friend #1 (talking about the expectant snow storm they are predicting) "If I see on flake of snow tomorrow morning, I'm not coming in."
Friend #2 "I'll go over to your house, stand in front of the window and wave-just so you WILL see a flake."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/13/07 at 3:25 pm
co-worker to the other co-worker this morning.
co-worker #1: "looks like New Orleans had a tornado, and could be hit with more hurricanes this year"
co-worker #2: "we need to be careful, I mean we're right here on the San Francisco bay, near the water"
co-worker #1: "we don't get those here, you know that right? we don't have hurricanes"
co-worker #2: "oh yeah, well hey, they need to build some sort of huge device to put in the ocean that would blow the wind the other way. maybe some big ship with some sort of device or machine to do something about these hurricanes"
:o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/13/07 at 3:27 pm
co-worker to the other co-worker this morning.
co-worker #1: "looks like New Orleans had a tornado, and could be hit with more hurricanes this year"
co-worker #2: "we need to be careful, I mean we're right here on the San Francisco bay, near the water"
co-worker #1: "we don't get those here, you know that right? we don't have hurricanes"
co-worker #2: "oh yeah, well hey, they need to build some sort of huge device to put in the ocean that would blow the wind the other way. maybe some big ship with some sort of device or machine to do something about these hurricanes"
:o
The story not told is that Badfinger Fan restrained himself from slapping the stupidity out of coworker #2.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/13/07 at 3:28 pm
co-worker to the other co-worker this morning.
co-worker #1: "looks like New Orleans had a tornado, and could be hit with more hurricanes this year"
co-worker #2: "we need to be careful, I mean we're right here on the San Francisco bay, near the water"
co-worker #1: "we don't get those here, you know that right? we don't have hurricanes"
co-worker #2: "oh yeah, well hey, they need to build some sort of huge device to put in the ocean that would blow the wind the other way. maybe some big ship with some sort of device or machine to do something about these hurricanes"
:o
http://www.freedomdomain.com/weather.html
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/13/07 at 3:39 pm
http://www.freedomdomain.com/weather.html
what is this? I can't access it from work?
The story not told is that Badfinger Fan restrained himself from slapping the stupidity out of coworker #2.
I am not a violent man unless provoked, but this one could be the exception. for sure.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/13/07 at 3:42 pm
what is this? I can't access it from work?
that's because THEY won't let you.
it's a web site about nikolas tesla, the air force, a mysterious array of radio antennas in alaska, and weather control.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/13/07 at 3:57 pm
that's because THEY won't let you.
it's a web site about nikolas tesla, the air force, a mysterious array of radio antennas in alaska, and weather control.
i found a site that talked about HAARP, GWEN, ELF, pretty trippy stuff. of course now we have you, Tia, our Science guru and the Vulcan Rice Cube to keep us illuminated concerning weather control. & Tesla rocks ! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/ylsuper.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/13/07 at 3:59 pm
gwen towers! yeah dude. no one i talk to has ever heard of gwen towers. which is just how they want it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/13/07 at 5:30 pm
Marsh "I shot the sheriff AND the deputy!"" says (2:57 PM):
Seinfeld would say something like, "Sometimes I stay up real late...and that's Night Guy. And all Night Guy thinks about is screwing over Morning Guy. Because when Morning Guy comes around, he's groggy and wondering what is going on and he thinks, 'Damn you, Night Guy!' The only thing he can do to retaliate is to stay in bed and not do anything to throw Afternoon Guy off."
Marsh "I shot the sheriff AND the deputy!"" says (2:57 PM):
Dane Cook's version would be like..
Marsh "I shot the sheriff AND the deputy!"" says (2:58 PM):
Don't you hate it when you stay up REALLY late...and then your ALARM clock wakes you up? And then you're all, "Screw this alarm clock!" and THROW IT AT THE WALL!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/07 at 6:19 pm
gwen towers! yeah dude. no one i talk to has ever heard of gwen towers. which is just how they want it.
You mean the Twin Towers?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/14/07 at 6:36 pm
You mean the Twin Towers?
http://educate-yourself.org/dc/gwentowersbybyronweeks.shtml
these guys think that cell phone towers are actually going to be used to trigger mind control waves to make the population docile and suggestible.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/14/07 at 6:37 pm
You mean the Twin Towers?
No, I think he's talking about Gwen Towers.
My Non-Forum Quote Of The Day:
Me: So, what did your boyfriend get you for Valentine's Day?
Cara: The flu.
Me: What a caring man.
Cara: You know what they say, caring is sharing!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/07 at 6:54 pm
No, I think he's talking about Gwen Towers.
My Non-Forum Quote Of The Day:
Me: So, what did your boyfriend get you for Valentine's Day?
Cara: The flu.
Me: What a caring man.
Cara: You know what they say, caring is sharing!
That's love for you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/17/07 at 5:04 pm
This was actually yesterday during Technology class.
Teacher: I don't know why the internet isn't working...
Cam: The internet isn't working because Marsh keeps flirting with my girlfriend.
Teacher: Well...that may be the problem.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/17/07 at 5:48 pm
This was actually yesterday during Technology class.
Teacher: I don't know why the internet isn't working...
Cam: The internet isn't working because Marsh keeps flirting with my girlfriend.
Teacher: Well...that may be the problem.
Did you try the leg-rubbing thing like I told you?
If you do that, you might be able to disconnect people's cable.. then we'll move up to interfering with broadband and wireless networks.. and then, one day, you can act as a complete receptor-blocker for all signals.. radio, internet, cell phones.. and then we'll move in and rule the world like kings.. 75-25.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/24/07 at 11:18 pm
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
Is there a God?
- SmarterChild says:
i don't think there is a god. not at the moment anyway.
This is actually rather surprising, because SmarterChild always tends to back away from any kind of controversial issue. Then again, he probably just comprehended "Is there a", so I could have said, "Is there a sponge?" and I would have gotten more or less the same response.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/24/07 at 11:45 pm
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
Sex.
- SmarterChild says:
i don't feel like talking about that.
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
Drugs.
- SmarterChild says:
illicit drugs do not interest me.
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
Rock and roll.
- SmarterChild says:
rock on.
Straightedger.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/25/07 at 12:01 am
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
Is there a God?
- SmarterChild says:
i don't think there is a god. not at the moment anyway.
This is actually rather surprising, because SmarterChild always tends to back away from any kind of controversial issue. Then again, he probably just comprehended "Is there a", so I could have said, "Is there a sponge?" and I would have gotten more or less the same response.
-- D o m s -- I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says (10:02 PM):
Is there a god?
- SmarterChild says (10:02 PM):
Is there a god? I don't know, what do you think?
-- D o m s -- I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says (10:02 PM):
Is there a sponge?
- SmarterChild says (10:02 PM):
I don't think there is a sponge.
-- D o m s -- I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says (10:02 PM):
Is there a God?
- SmarterChild says (10:02 PM):
I don't think there is a god right now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/25/07 at 12:54 am
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
I had looked up "The Picture Of Dorian Gray" and it was listed as one of the last gothic horror stories, so I decided to read about Gothic Horror
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
I find a lot of it fascinating
Freakygamer says:
ah! dorian gray, he has eternal life, a painting of him ages instead correct??
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
Yes!
Freakygamer says:
took me a while
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
Where had you heard of him before? Had you read the book?
Freakygamer says:
no, ive heard of him somewhere else, but dont remember the only thing i do remember is van helsing
Freakygamer says:
(that movie sucked)
I love this person, and the fact that she seemed to say this in all seriousness makes this my new favorite quote: "The only thing I do remember is Van Helsing. That movie sucked."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/25/07 at 7:19 pm
Fake Uncyclopedia quote:
"Everytime you kill God, a kitten masturbates." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/27/07 at 10:50 pm
Cam: This pickle tastes funny.
Chasity: Your face is funny.
Cam: Your butt is funny.
Chasity: That's because it just came out of your mouth.
Cam: *for the first time ever, speechless*
*laughter all across the table*
Cam: ...damn.
Chasity: ....Wait....WAIT! I didn't mean my butt, I was talking about the pickle! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/28/07 at 12:34 am
from computer room, I hear Diane in bedroom watching tv: "Ewwww, ewwww! ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/28/07 at 9:39 am
Jess: "There's porn in the drawer."
D'OH!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/28/07 at 2:59 pm
Jess: "There's porn in the drawer."
D'OH!
So was there Rice? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/28/07 at 3:27 pm
Fake Uncyclopedia quote:
"Everytime you kill God, a kitten masturbates." -Friedrich Nietzsche
I posted that whole article once.. it was great.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/28/07 at 3:30 pm
from computer room, I hear Diane in bedroom watching tv: "Ewwww, ewwww! ???
What was she watching?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/01/07 at 7:19 pm
Christian: Cam, I bought you a nurse's outfit, and me a policeman's outfit.
Cam: Sweet.
Me: I'm gonna have to pull you over...
Cam: ...for being so damn sexy. I'm about to have to give you an injection...
Me: ...and by "injection," I am referring specifically to my penis.
Cam: I'm gonna have to write you up a ticke...for the way you work it!
Me: You've got a prescription...for a mouthful of dick.
At this point, Cam laughed really hard while trying to keep his mouth closed which was full of cafeteria rice, while I laughed at the fact that he was laughing this way...at which point he couldn't hold it anymore and spewed forth rice, some of which landed in my mouth.
Cam: Well, Marsh, if you say something funny, you've got to keep your mouth shut.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/01/07 at 9:13 pm
Talking to birthday boy here.
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
Have you painted the town red yet?
- D o m i n i c - I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says:
Yes.
- D o m i n i c - I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says:
With my penis.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/01/07 at 9:25 pm
Talking to birthday boy here.
If I Had Arms, I Could Kill Myself... If I Had Legs, I Could Run Away! says:
Have you painted the town red yet?
- D o m i n i c - I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says:
Yes.
- D o m i n i c - I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says:
With my penis.
Ohhhh, Marsh.... you only think sexual quotes are worth posting here. *Shakes head*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/01/07 at 9:36 pm
Ohhhh, Marsh.... you only think sexual quotes are worth posting here. *Shakes head*
Damn straight...unlike your sexuality.
ZING!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/02/07 at 8:13 am
Damn straight...unlike your sexuality.
ZING!
Good boy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/02/07 at 9:45 pm
Good boy.
I'll second this. Zing indeed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/07 at 9:39 am
" did you just pee on me? "
Last night I was laughing like crazy at soemthing...forget what. and had to lean on my friend, who then tried her best to make me pee in my pants at the bar...so she said "did you just pee on me?" and that made me laugh more. now i'm in uncontrollable pain. i can't breathe and i am trying to tell her to stop. "Sto- sto...." "What are you saying! I can't understand you. You know I don't speak spanish!" More laughter. Insane tears. ugh, it went on for about 15 minutes.
My muscles still hurt!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/04/07 at 10:35 am
- D o m i n i c - I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says:
Hey, choad!
- D o m i n i c - I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says:
Or is it chode?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/04/07 at 10:44 am
- D o m i n i c - I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says:
Hey, choad!
- D o m i n i c - I Don't Recall A Single Care, Just Greenery And Humid Air says:
Or is it chode?
Okay. Is it just me, or does it seem like I'm only worth quoting when I say something related to sexual reproductive organs?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/04/07 at 11:05 am
Okay. Is it just me, or does it seem like I'm only worth quoting when I say something related to sexual reproductive organs?
you're 16, i think it sorta goes with the territory.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nicki_morrissey on 03/04/07 at 11:10 am
Ah, 16... I miss those days... all 365 of them.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/05/07 at 9:18 am
My son was getting ready to have a bath last night. Top of his voice "You can see my willy, willy. That's because I'm NAKED!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/05/07 at 4:21 pm
My son was getting ready to have a bath last night. Top of his voice "You can see my willy, willy. That's because I'm NAKED!"
HA,HA! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/06/07 at 8:32 pm
Julie: "daddy, can I use the computer"?
me: "yeah, in a minute"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/06/07 at 8:44 pm
Hubby: I help my friend move the entire contents of his apartment down three flights of stairs, I push an SUV off the road by myself and I feel fine, and sneezing in the car is what causes my hernia to hurt!! Go figure! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/06/07 at 8:49 pm
"My ass is too big......I need to stop smuggling drugs in my jeans." - Cara
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/06/07 at 9:51 pm
Sometimes a dead slut is just as much trouble as an alive one - Erica (from All my Children) My life is so damned interesting that I've taken to quoting soap opera characters now. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/07/07 at 3:02 am
Sometimes a dead slut is just as much trouble as an alive one - Erica (from All my Children) My life is so damned interesting that I've taken to quoting soap opera characters now. ::)
I love and adore Erica (Susan Lucci) http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq8Zge5F5e4AZw6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsMW5yM3VoBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2Nl84OA--/SIG=13qdba2gr/EXP=1173344921/**http%3A//us.a1.yahoofs.com/auc/3ZAvYKQ9NKBA/lisaspoavonwalk-img150x150-susanlucci.jpg%3FauAmqsLBGjiMWFyD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/07/07 at 3:57 am
Sometimes a dead slut is just as much trouble as an alive one - Erica (from All my Children) My life is so damned interesting that I've taken to quoting soap opera characters now. ::)
To be fair, on any given soap, the line between dead and alive is so blurred that that's probably a very accurate statement.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/07/07 at 10:37 am
Okay. Is it just me, or does it seem like I'm only worth quoting when I say something related to sexual reproductive organs?
Everything else you say is archaic and confusing..
Dom says "Would you like to go to a concert with me?" in Spanish: Not funny.
Dom says "But that's because Beth has a small dick.": Funny
Dom says just "Dick": Perfection
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/07/07 at 11:05 am
From the Latest Comments section of AmIWrong about a Debbie Gibson quiz set by Electric Youth
"hello debbie im your BIGGEST BIGGEST BIGGEST!!!!! fan and i think that you should start singing agian about start singing agian i forgot to enterduse myself my name is drake hood and i am 12 and i will be exsited when who send me back a messege and so ill send you a messege again okay bye bye."
Does Drake really think Debbie set the quiz?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 2:02 pm
The funniest thing about that quote is not that he thinks Debbie Gibson made the quiz, but that he spelled introduce as "enterduse."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/07/07 at 2:24 pm
The funniest thing about that quote is not that he thinks Debbie Gibson made the quiz, but that he spelled introduce as "enterduse."
I personally like the fact that it's all one big run-on, so it looks like he tried to say it all in one breath. XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/07/07 at 4:26 pm
"My ass is too big......I need to stop smuggling drugs in my jeans." - Cara
So was she?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/07/07 at 4:43 pm
So was she?
most illogical, captain.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/07/07 at 4:49 pm
most illogical, captain.
Maybe she smuggled them somewhere else.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 5:19 pm
So was she?
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No Howard, she wasn't. Why would I be friends with someone who deals in drug trafficking?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 6:33 pm
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No Howard, she wasn't. Why would I be friends with someone who deals in drug trafficking?
Because.. you need large quantities of illegal substances?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/07/07 at 6:54 pm
Because.. you need large quantities of illegal substances?
Seriously, why did she even ask that? Isn't this kind of a given?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 8:10 pm
Because.. you need large quantities of illegal substances?
Sorry, you must have me confused with someone who does drugs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:11 pm
Seriously, why did she even ask that? Isn't this kind of a given?
You'd think.
It must be a Chicago thing.
Maybe a drug trafficer is like.. some sort of.. code..for.. I dunno, maybe hot lesbian?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 8:19 pm
Jesus Christ this is pathetic.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:22 pm
Jesus Christ this is pathetic.
Allow me.
Jesus Christ - "This is pathetic."
I guess he was talking about the whole crucifixion thing??
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 8:24 pm
No, I'm talking about this crap.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/07/07 at 8:24 pm
Allow me.
Jesus Christ - "This is pathetic."
I guess he was talking about the whole crucifixion thing??
I shouldn't have given you Karamel for that. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:25 pm
No, I'm talking about this crap.
? I'm just kidding around with you.
I shouldn't have given you Karamel for that. ;D
My Mom always said "Don't encourage him."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/07/07 at 8:26 pm
My Mom always said "Don't encourage him."
But aren't you supposed to nurture and encourage your children?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 8:28 pm
? I'm just kidding around with you.
And as you can tell, I'm not in the mood to kid around. My friend really wasn't smuggling drugs in her jeans, she just thought her ass looked fat. She has a wacky sense of humor which obviously doesn't go over here. You know my stance on drugs, so why keep going on about it?
"This place smells." - my sister after my dad left the bathroom
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:30 pm
And as you can tell, I'm not in the mood to kid around. My friend really wasn't smuggling drugs in her jeans, she just thought her ass looked fat. She has a wacky sense of humor which obviously doesn't go over here. You know my stance on drugs, so why keep going on about it?
I knooooow she was kidding.
I knooooow you don't do anything illegal.
I was kidding. I'm thinking this could be one of those 'two people seperated by a common language' moments.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:30 pm
But aren't you supposed to nurture and encourage your children?
She just hit me with stuff.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/07/07 at 8:31 pm
She just hit me with stuff.
That explains a lot.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 8:31 pm
Possibly. Trust me, if Cara was a drug trafficker, I'd forget she existed very quickly.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 8:32 pm
My parents, for many reasons, never hit my sister and I when we were growing up. I think above all, they were scared we'd hit back.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:32 pm
Possibly. Trust me, if Cara was a drug trafficker, I'd forget she existed very quickly.
.. and I'd very quickly become friends with her.
Oh the tangled lives we lead. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:33 pm
That explains a lot.
Not.. all the time, just when I did bad stuff.
... all the time.
My parents, for many reasons, never hit my sister and I when we were growing up. I think above all, they were scared we'd hit back.
See.. I'd never hit my Ma. I'd kill anybody that did.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/07/07 at 8:38 pm
See.. I'd never hit my Ma. I'd kill anybody that did.
I used to play punch my mom, but never actually hit her. I was too scared she'd knock my ass out. :o
I hit my dad ONCE, but it was deserved. He was piss drunk and acting like a total ass. So he called me "fat" for some reason, and I just hauled off and smacked the crap out of him. He was going to hit me back, but my mom told him that if he touched me, she'd have him arrested. That was the last time he got drunk.
Funny though....now we all get along fine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:42 pm
I used to play punch my mom, but never actually hit her. I was too scared she'd knock my ass out. :o
I hit my dad ONCE, but it was deserved. He was piss drunk and acting like a total ass. So he called me "fat" for some reason, and I just hauled off and smacked the crap out of him. He was going to hit me back, but my mom told him that if he touched me, she'd have him arrested. That was the last time he got drunk.
Funny though....now we all get along fine.
It's customary to hit your Dad. Everyone does.
My old man (I guess, maybe like yours?) used to drink real heavily. Like.. I drink heavily.. but not every night. He'd get plastered as a matter of course.. so.. anyhow, I'm trying to take a piss, oh and I was about 15 when this happened, and he comes in, pushes me out of the way and starts yelling. I'm like "What the fudge?!!" then he grabs my arm and pulls it up behind my back so I grab the first thing at hand which was the towel rail. I yank it out of the wall and twat him with it. BANG! across the forehead. That ended that.. I moved out about 2 months after that.. we also get on great now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/07/07 at 8:44 pm
It's customary to hit your Dad. Everyone does.
My old man (I guess, maybe like yours?) used to drink real heavily. Like.. I drink heavily.. but not every night. He'd get plastered as a matter of course.. so.. anyhow, I'm trying to take a piss, oh and I was about 15 when this happened, and he comes in, pushes me out of the way and starts yelling. I'm like "What the fudge?!!" then he grabs my arm and pulls it up behind my back so I grab the first thing at hand which was the towel rail. I yank it out of the wall and twat him with it. BANG! across the forehead. That ended that.. I moved out about 2 months after that.. we also get on great now.
Yeah, my dad would get totally wasted on weekends and holidays and act like a dick. After I hit him though, it stopped. And keep in mind that my dad is like 6'3" and an ex-Marine and outweighed me.
I get drunk on occasion...like I'm planning my binge on St. Patricks Day....Guinness all day long. Wheee!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/07/07 at 8:49 pm
Yeah, my dad would get totally wasted on weekends and holidays and act like a dick. After I hit him though, it stopped. And keep in mind that my dad is like 6'3" and an ex-Marine and outweighed me.
I get drunk on occasion...like I'm planning my binge on St. Patricks Day....Guinness all day long. Wheee!
When is National Fenian Day?
It's a great opportunity to do damage to another group of individuals that I have institutionalized hatred for whilst they're inebriated and thus not as coherent or coordinated as per usual.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/07/07 at 8:51 pm
See.. I'd never hit my Ma. I'd kill anybody that did.
I don't think they thought we'd bludgeon them or anything.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/08/07 at 12:10 pm
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No Howard, she wasn't. Why would I be friends with someone who deals in drug trafficking?
Sorry,I don't know what I was thinking. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/08/07 at 2:04 pm
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No Howard, she wasn't. Why would I be friends with someone who deals in drug trafficking?
i've actually been looking for a friend like that for quite some time now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/08/07 at 2:06 pm
i've actually been looking for a friend like that for quite some time now.
I wish I could hook you up with someone, but I know no one.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/08/07 at 3:16 pm
i've actually been looking for a friend like that for quite some time now.
Trust me they're are only your friend the first time,after you have to pay like the others ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/08/07 at 3:21 pm
Trust me they're are only your friend the first time,after you have to pay like the others ::)
das cool, i'm totally willing to pay. but lately it's just not nowhere!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/08/07 at 3:27 pm
"I suspect everyone immediately of being a psychopath"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/08/07 at 3:29 pm
das cool, i'm totally willing to pay. but lately it's just not nowhere!
;D You really should move here!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/08/07 at 4:27 pm
;D You really should move here!
you know... i really should.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/08/07 at 4:41 pm
you know... i really should.
Yes you should.
I need a roomate...well first i need a house,but that's just an unimportant detail.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/08/07 at 4:44 pm
you know... i really should.
Huh.. Where I live, even the ice cream man is probably a drug dealer. We live down the street from some cranksters, I believe.
But Mike-Man! I want you to stay cleeeeeeeeean.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Midas on 03/08/07 at 10:36 pm
*while listening to "Where Do Broken Hearts Go?" by Whitney Houston on Renegade Retro*
Midas: Where DO broken hearts go?
Jess: trashcan
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/08/07 at 10:41 pm
While listening to "So Emotional" by Whitney Houston
Me: Kin is singing along
Midas: I'm sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/08/07 at 10:46 pm
I was lipsynching :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/09/07 at 3:30 am
Me to my son James "So, how did it go with your hearing test at school today"
James " What?"
I guess that's why we got a letter about a retest!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/09/07 at 7:16 am
Me to my son James "So, how did it go with your hearing test at school today"
James " What?"
bahhhaahahahaa. always funny. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/09/07 at 9:01 am
Me to my son James "So, how did it go with your hearing test at school today"
James " What?"
I guess that's why we got a letter about a retest!
Classic! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 12:57 pm
you know... i really should.
You could marry me in a gay civil service and then try and claim British citizenship. I'll bet you'd get it 'cus your parents have lived there for years, then you could move to Portugal as an EU citizen and divorce me in a gay civil divorce.
$5,000 up front.
$10,000 upon completion.
I'm a reasonable man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/09/07 at 1:37 pm
$5,000 up front.
$10,000 upon completion.
that's just for the wedding night sex.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/09/07 at 1:40 pm
Me to my son James "So, how did it go with your hearing test at school today"
James " What?"
I guess that's why we got a letter about a retest!
LOL!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 2:35 pm
that's just for the wedding night sex.
Nah, that's a freebie.
You can hold the camera.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/09/07 at 3:11 pm
Who pitches and who catches?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/09/07 at 4:06 pm
You could marry me in a gay civil service and then try and claim British citizenship. I'll bet you'd get it 'cus your parents have lived there for years, then you could move to Portugal as an EU citizen and divorce me in a gay civil divorce.
$5,000 up front.
$10,000 upon completion.
I'm a reasonable man.
Why would an american have any problems moving here?
Davey, your true rainbow colors are finally showing :D
Who pitches and who catches?
;D I'm dying to know too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/09/07 at 4:09 pm
Nah, that's a freebie.
You can hold the camera.
Let me hold the camera,Does it come with zoom lens? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/07 at 8:54 pm
Who pitches and who catches?
Mike's the 4th Molina brother.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/17/07 at 6:47 pm
brannerboy: there were drug dealers on my train today
Rice Phage: did they have anything you wanted?
brannerboy: they didn't ask me...I was the white guy
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/18/07 at 2:09 pm
"I'm just thinking about the non-sex we're not having". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/18/07 at 3:06 pm
"I'm just thinking about the non-sex we're not having". ;D
doesn't that mean you ARE having sex? like, with the double-negative thing?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/07 at 6:47 pm
doesn't that mean you ARE having sex? like, with the double-negative thing?
I was about to ask that...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/18/07 at 9:35 pm
After reading about the current winner of HGTV's "Dream House"...I read a blog that readers had posted in...and came across this one:
thanks for letting some old man whose probably going to die soon win the house
Posted by fu – March 18, 2007 10:28 PM
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/19/07 at 6:16 am
doesn't that mean you ARE having sex? like, with the double-negative thing?
I really wouldn't know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/19/07 at 7:24 am
I really wouldn't know.
well, you're probably not, then. i imagine you would have noticed by now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/19/07 at 10:21 am
well, you're probably not, then. i imagine you would have noticed by now.
Maybe he was asleep?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/19/07 at 4:30 pm
Maybe he was asleep?
I was half asleep.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/19/07 at 5:15 pm
I was half asleep.
So then you know that it happened, if you knew you were half asleep, right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/20/07 at 12:56 pm
So then you know that it happened, if you knew you were half asleep, right?
I don't know what I was.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/21/07 at 9:21 pm
"UB40 is WHITE?!?!?!" -Rice Cube
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/07 at 10:04 pm
"UB40 is WHITE?!?!?!" -Rice Cube
wait. they are?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/21/07 at 10:22 pm
wait. they are?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/bootyshake.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/07 at 10:23 pm
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/bootyshake.gif
wow. suddenly you look just like my bass player's wife.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Midas on 03/21/07 at 10:24 pm
wait. they are?
Wait, Rick Astley is WHITE too? :o ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/21/07 at 10:25 pm
wow. suddenly you look just like my bass player's wife.
She looks like a yellow smiley ass? :o
Wait, Rick Astley is WHITE too? :o ;D
Smartass. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Midas on 03/21/07 at 10:26 pm
Smartass. ;D
Yes, please. 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/21/07 at 10:27 pm
Yes, please. 8)
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/07 at 10:27 pm
She looks like a yellow smiley ass? :o
she did a little asswiggle thing for me at saturday's show, right while the whole band, including me and the bass player, was in the middle of a set.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/07 at 10:28 pm
i really love the word "asswiggle."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/21/07 at 10:29 pm
Jessica's signature is ace, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/21/07 at 10:30 pm
she did a little asswiggle thing for me at saturday's show, right while the whole band, including me and the bass player, was in the middle of a set.
Dang. Skanky.
Jessica's signature is ace, man.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/icon_biggrin.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/07 at 10:32 pm
Dang. Skanky.
hey now! maybe they're swingers.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: spaceace on 03/21/07 at 10:38 pm
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/evil6.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/22/07 at 9:31 am
James (after using the toilet) "I've washed my hands"
me "Great, well done"
James "I washed this finger extra well"
me "Why?"
James "I stuck it up my bottom to see if it would make a noise"
me :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/22/07 at 9:37 am
"UB40 is WHITE?!?!?!" -Rice Cube
Now imagine my surprise when I found out the BeeGees were white...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/22/07 at 9:39 am
James (after using the toilet) "I've washed my hands"
me "Great, well done"
James "I washed this finger extra well"
me "Why?"
James "I stuck it up my bottom to see if it would make a noise"
me :o
Oh my. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/22/07 at 12:17 pm
James (after using the toilet) "I've washed my hands"
me "Great, well done"
James "I washed this finger extra well"
me "Why?"
James "I stuck it up my bottom to see if it would make a noise"
me :o
hahaa! ;D kids do the craziest things, huh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/22/07 at 2:27 pm
"It's like a redneck fairy tale!"
--Jess, after watching "Cars"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/22/07 at 2:28 pm
James (after using the toilet) "I've washed my hands"
me "Great, well done"
James "I washed this finger extra well"
me "Why?"
James "I stuck it up my bottom to see if it would make a noise"
me :o
EW,Gross! :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Ashkicksass on 03/22/07 at 2:32 pm
James (after using the toilet) "I've washed my hands"
me "Great, well done"
James "I washed this finger extra well"
me "Why?"
James "I stuck it up my bottom to see if it would make a noise"
me :o
;D
Did it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/22/07 at 3:03 pm
Wait, Rick Astley is WHITE too? :o ;D
And also Bobby Caldwell
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/22/07 at 3:38 pm
is my sausage bothering you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 03/22/07 at 4:12 pm
"Who's Dick Chaney"? My co-worker. I'm not kidding, she was dead serious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/22/07 at 4:22 pm
"Who's Dick Chaney"? My co-worker. I'm not kidding, she was dead serious.
the night desert shield became desert storm i was driving around with this girl listening to the reports on the radio. she's all, hey, can we listen to music? i'm like, honey, this is serious. we're at war. she says, oh really? with who?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 03/22/07 at 4:27 pm
the night desert shield became desert storm i was driving around with this girl listening to the reports on the radio. she's all, hey, can we listen to music? i'm like, honey, this is serious. we're at war. she says, oh really? with who?
Pitiful. This woman is like 48 years old, has never voted, doesn't read the paper or watch the news. I hate talking to her about current events or who sang a certain song or anything, because she's clueless. Almost everytime I bring up a name of a celebrity or a musician, she says "who's that"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/22/07 at 4:27 pm
the night desert shield became desert storm i was driving around with this girl listening to the reports on the radio. she's all, hey, can we listen to music? i'm like, honey, this is serious. we're at war. she says, oh really? with who?
I can beat that. When we launched the air attacks against Iraq back in 2003, my roommate came into our living room as I was watching TV and said "Iraq....where's that?" This is a college sophomore, but I humored her and said the middle east. "I thought we beat the Russians?"
No lie.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 03/22/07 at 4:33 pm
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/BangHead.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/22/07 at 4:35 pm
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/BangHead.gif
I had to live with this girl. President Bush would come on TV and she'd ask why he was on if Clinton beat him. Ah HELLO.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/23/07 at 8:03 am
;D
Did it?
Apparently not. He was disappointed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/07 at 10:21 am
"Who's Dick Chaney"? My co-worker. I'm not kidding, she was dead serious.
I... Asked this question about a week ago. But I know that it's Cheney, and not Chaney! =D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/23/07 at 11:04 am
"Let me see your nipples!"
--Jess
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/07 at 11:05 am
"Let me see your nipples!"
--Jess
Was she talking to your kid?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/23/07 at 2:48 pm
Was she talking to your kid?
I don't think he was. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/23/07 at 2:49 pm
"There's only so much talcum powder that will soak that up." - My dad
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/23/07 at 3:20 pm
is my sausage bothering you?
yes It's bothering me. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 03/23/07 at 5:02 pm
I... Asked this question about a week ago. But I know that it's Cheney, and not Chaney! =D
Haha! Oh crap! :-[ ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/07 at 1:12 am
"If a rooster lays a roasted pickle on top of a magic lamp, how many cookies does it take to eat a llama?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/24/07 at 1:23 am
"If a rooster lays a roasted pickle on top of a magic lamp, how many cookies does it take to eat a llama?"
It would depend on precisely what the rooster wished when the genie came out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/24/07 at 7:07 am
"If a rooster lays a roasted pickle on top of a magic lamp, how many cookies does it take to eat a llama?"
1 Cookie? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/07 at 10:58 am
"If a rooster lays a roasted pickle on top of a magic lamp, how many cookies does it take to eat a llama?"
*holds hands 6 inches apart* a fish this color.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/25/07 at 3:12 am
"I was seduced by rock and roll at a very early age" - Jimmy Page
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/25/07 at 4:37 am
I'm paraphrasing because I can't remember the exact quote from the movie (Breach) we saw yesterday...
You are who you are...the why you got that way doesn't really matter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/25/07 at 10:04 am
After reading about the current winner of HGTV's "Dream House"...I read a blog that readers had posted in...and came across this one:
thanks for letting some old man whose probably going to die soon win the house
Posted by fu – March 18, 2007 10:28 PM
..Hahaha! That's awesome ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/25/07 at 10:35 am
I'm paraphrasing because I can't remember the exact quote from the movie (Breach) we saw yesterday...
You are who you are...the why you got that way doesn't really matter.
that's a fantastic moment, when they're in rock creek park.
amazing movie.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/25/07 at 11:25 am
A YouTube comment on a video of hardcore dancing:
"Damn! 16-Year Old Suburban Kid: 1... Air: 0."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/25/07 at 10:15 pm
"It's bad enough seeing him from the waist up.. all Grey and rubbery.. like Skeletor, but fat."
Commenting on Ron's brother coming out of the bathroom wearing just a towel. Nobody wanted to see.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/26/07 at 6:20 pm
Museum of Idots: I have to write a letter to Hitler.
TopTrig12: He doesn't write back, you know
TopTrig12: It's cause he's kind of a dick
Museum of Idots: I know... But it's not my decision!
TopTrig12: What do you want to tell Uncle Adolf?
Museum of Idots: That I think he's a dick.
Museum of Idots: But in more school appropriate language.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/26/07 at 9:20 pm
"If he keeps being such a prick I'm gonna write 'Bobby Sands Lives' in s**t on his wall."
Ok.. this may take some explaining.
Bobby Sands was the IRA cork smoker who died after going on Hunger Strike in Maze Prison. He also rubbed excrement all over the walls of his cell (typical fenian retardation). Anyhow, my friend Ron and me were down in his brothers basement helping him fix his A/C unit.. and he was being a total prick.
This had me on my knees clutching my gut laughing so much.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/27/07 at 1:57 am
"Unlike you, I am addicted to sex and violence" - Edge
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/27/07 at 2:01 am
"Unlike you, I am addicted to sex and violence" - Edge
If that's the Edge from U2, that makes me love him even more.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/27/07 at 2:30 am
If that's the Edge from U2, that makes me love him even more.
:o sorry but it's not The Edge, it's a psychotic wrestler named Edge http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xUmxwhGPl4BhgejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNWJnbTFxBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2OF85MA--/SIG=136u69gn5/EXP=1175066790/**http%3A//www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/2004_wwe_chaos/wwe_chaos_control_7.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/27/07 at 2:42 am
Well damn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/27/07 at 3:22 am
Well damn.
yeah, but The Edge does kick ass http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xcm1AhG1osA9UijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=13bvf9ap2/EXP=1175070118/**http%3A//u2.reicht.net/pics/u2tour_pics/Elevation-Tour-Leg1/2001-03-24/20010324-edge2.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/27/07 at 1:38 pm
:o sorry but it's not The Edge, it's a psychotic wrestler named Edge http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xUmxwhGPl4BhgejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsNWJnbTFxBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2OF85MA--/SIG=136u69gn5/EXP=1175066790/**http%3A//www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/2004_wwe_chaos/wwe_chaos_control_7.jpg
Mr.Money In The Bank
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/27/07 at 1:53 pm
yeah, but The Edge does kick ass http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xcm1AhG1osA9UijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=13bvf9ap2/EXP=1175070118/**http%3A//u2.reicht.net/pics/u2tour_pics/Elevation-Tour-Leg1/2001-03-24/20010324-edge2.jpg
No.. he dosen't!!! why do people think that, he plays the exact same jangly freakin rioff over and over again.. no variety, bunch of freakin IRA loving Fenians. I wish the UDA were still around to take them out.. preaching love and peace, pussys.
Edge.. the real Edge as in Adam Copeland is so far superior.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/28/07 at 2:53 am
No.. he dosen't!!! why do people think that, he plays the exact same jangly freakin rioff over and over again.. no variety, bunch of freakin IRA loving Fenians. I wish the UDA were still around to take them out.. preaching love and peace, pussys.
Edge.. the real Edge as in Adam Copeland is so far superior.
I like that exact same jangly freakin rioff, and the IRA dances to With Or Without You as they're putting bombs together
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: thereshegoes on 03/28/07 at 4:11 pm
“Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go."” - Maya Angelou
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/29/07 at 10:22 am
I like that exact same jangly freakin rioff, and the IRA dances to With Or Without You as they're putting bombs together
... and the UDA dances to freakin Compelled to Lacerate when they're killing those filthy fenian bastards.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/29/07 at 8:18 pm
... and the UDA dances to freakin Compelled to Lacerate when they're killing those filthy fenian bastards.
dang Davey! :o
"I haven't felt the way I feel - Stevie Nicks
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/29/07 at 8:41 pm
... and the UDA dances to freakin Compelled to Lacerate when they're killing those filthy fenian bastards.
No other song would be fitting to dance to in those situations..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/29/07 at 9:58 pm
Rice Phage: sup?
tarheelkevin00: not much
Rice Phage: you guys have one bathroom or two right now?
tarheelkevin00: two
Rice Phage: lucky her :-D
Rice Phage: I just had to pick the lock so I could take a massive dump while she was showering
Rice Phage: she's cursing me now
Rice Phage: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rice Phage: sorry, just had to tell someone
tarheelkevin00: nice. i love dumping while my wife is taking a shower
Rice Phage: but in a separate bathroom?
tarheelkevin00: nope. the same one
Rice Phage: you're my hero
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 03/29/07 at 10:12 pm
"The doctor said I have to massage my balls while sitting in a warm bath." -Rice Cube
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/29/07 at 10:13 pm
"The doctor said I have to massage my balls while sitting in a warm bath." -Rice Cube
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/29/07 at 10:20 pm
"I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/29/07 at 10:20 pm
Rice Phage: sup?
tarheelkevin00: not much
Rice Phage: you guys have one bathroom or two right now?
tarheelkevin00: two
Rice Phage: lucky her :-D
Rice Phage: I just had to pick the lock so I could take a massive dump while she was showering
Rice Phage: she's cursing me now
Rice Phage: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Rice Phage: sorry, just had to tell someone
tarheelkevin00: nice. i love dumping while my wife is taking a shower
Rice Phage: but in a separate bathroom?
tarheelkevin00: nope. the same one
Rice Phage: you're my hero
first glance I thought you were asking if someone wanted some soup :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/29/07 at 10:21 pm
No other song would be fitting to dance to in those situations..
Good call son.
'Dogs have feelings too.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/30/07 at 12:53 am
"what channel was that gunfight movie on"? - Lady Di :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/30/07 at 3:07 pm
"The doctor said I have to massage my balls while sitting in a warm bath." -Rice Cube
Why? What happened to them?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/01/07 at 1:08 am
We've been watching "The Passion of the Christ" in class lately, so I brought it up wondering what SmarterChild would say.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
The Passion of the Christ
- SmarterChild says:
i know about jesus. he's a person!
talking about jesus is a lot of fun, but let's move on. what else is up?
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
My penis.
- SmarterChild says:
i don't feel like talking about that.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Why not?
- SmarterChild says:
why not? u tell me.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
You prefer talking about your own?
- SmarterChild says:
i thought we were talking about jesus.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
You're right, the man is well hung.
- SmarterChild says:
i wouldn't say i'm right the man is well hung.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Blasphemy?
- SmarterChild says:
what about blasphemy?
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Good, I'd lay low too. The man throws lightning bolts.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/01/07 at 1:10 am
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Marilyn Manson covers a lot of artists
Medusa says:
remakes is wut ive always called them
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
"Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)" was a cover of the Eurythmics
Medusa says:
i thought he took that from madonna
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
;D No
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
I can't imagine him covering Madonna
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
I'm trying to picture Marilyn Manson covering "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
Medusa says:
he would make all her songs listenable
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Marilyn Manson could probably make any song at least decent
Medusa says:
that would be hilarious
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
He's like Midas, everything he touches turns to gold
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/07 at 12:45 pm
.. Yeah, Madonna didn't sing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/01/07 at 1:56 pm
.. Yeah, Madonna didn't sing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".
Cyndi Lauper sang that. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/07 at 1:59 pm
Cyndi Lauper sang that. ;D
Impressive, Howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/01/07 at 3:29 pm
Impressive, Howard.
I swear, as soon as I read your post, right before I scrolled down to Howard's, I thought "CYNDI LAU--" and then--yeah. :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/03/07 at 5:30 pm
Tyler: Start getting off.
Er...he was talking about leaving the computer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/03/07 at 9:22 pm
"you look like i need a drink."
david sedaris
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 04/03/07 at 9:59 pm
My friend and I were discussing our weight earlier and I was bitching about my other clothes. Yeah. He rules.
Me: I'm determined to get back into my smaller clothes.
My friend: Sew them all into one muumuu
My friend: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: OMG
Me: you so suck ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/12/07 at 10:31 pm
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (8:30 PM):
i know about hatred. it's an emotion.
by the way, i've been told that hatred is an emotion i feel for u. do u agree?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/13/07 at 6:31 pm
tv commercial
things are getting sexier, yet less expensive.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Brian06 on 04/16/07 at 1:56 am
Brian says:
what music do u like
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
hmmm lemme c... panic! at the disco, sean paul, my chemical romance... those r some of my favorite musicians.
Brian says:
ru emo?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i know about emo music. it's a music genre.
Brian says:
do u like emo
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
no way. emo music is terrible. i don't like music genres like it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/16/07 at 4:41 pm
tv commercial
things are getting sexier, yet less expensive.
referring to what?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/16/07 at 6:21 pm
- D o m i n i c - I Know You'd Rather See Me Gone Than To See Me The Way That I Am, But I Am In The Life, Anyway says (4:20 PM):
... :)?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:20 PM):
who knows?
- D o m i n i c - I Know You'd Rather See Me Gone Than To See Me The Way That I Am, But I Am In The Life, Anyway says (4:20 PM):
Not I.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:20 PM):
what?
- D o m i n i c - I Know You'd Rather See Me Gone Than To See Me The Way That I Am, But I Am In The Life, Anyway says (4:20 PM):
I don't know.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:20 PM):
well think about it then.
- D o m i n i c - I Know You'd Rather See Me Gone Than To See Me The Way That I Am, But I Am In The Life, Anyway says (4:20 PM):
I'm trying really hard!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:20 PM):
is it nice 2 be trying really hard?
- D o m i n i c - I Know You'd Rather See Me Gone Than To See Me The Way That I Am, But I Am In The Life, Anyway says (4:20 PM):
No.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:20 PM):
it's not good 2 be trying really hard? why don't u say it's good 2 be trying really hard?
- D o m i n i c - I Know You'd Rather See Me Gone Than To See Me The Way That I Am, But I Am In The Life, Anyway says (4:20 PM):
Trying really hard is just hard.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:20 PM):
so?
- D o m i n i c - I Know You'd Rather See Me Gone Than To See Me The Way That I Am, But I Am In The Life, Anyway says (4:20 PM):
So... it's not nice.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:20 PM):
what do u not like, exactly?
- D o m i n i c - I Know You'd Rather See Me Gone Than To See Me The Way That I Am, But I Am In The Life, Anyway says (4:20 PM):
The hardness!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (4:20 PM):
that's cool. u don't like the hardness? that's the first time anyone has told me that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Brian06 on 04/16/07 at 7:02 pm
Brian says:
do robots have sex?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
i believe robots do.
Brian says:
do you have sex?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
robots do not have sex.
???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/16/07 at 8:05 pm
*as I put down a cup of tea on my husband's computer desk*
Hubby: What's that?
I: Tea
Hubby: Tea?
I: yes, tea.
Hubby: What did you bring that for?
I: For you to drink, while you are working on the computer...I've brought you hundreds of cups of tea before...
Hubby: What's in it? *still has a puzzled look on his face*
I: Sugar and milk
Hubby:.... OH! TEA!!! oh ok, I was just confused, I was so focused on my computer work that I wasn't understanding what you were saying.
I: umm...ok alright. :)
Hubby: Can you make a pizza later?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/22/07 at 6:18 pm
Casey (4:14:33 PM): It sounds like my mom is talking to a whale on the phone.
Casey (4:14:37 PM): Or an octopus.
Me (4:15:01 PM): Why do you say that? Do you hear their voices coming from the phone?
Casey (4:15:08 PM): Yes!
Casey (4:15:30 PM): "Yeah, that's true..." "squish squish squish" "Yeah, that's a good idea!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/22/07 at 9:48 pm
"haaaaahhahaaa.....I never thought he'd know what "de plane, de plane" would mean!"
some guy after teasing a very short man in the bar today
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/23/07 at 12:09 am
Casey (4:14:33 PM): It sounds like my mom is talking to a whale on the phone.
Casey (4:14:37 PM): Or an octopus.
Me (4:15:01 PM): Why do you say that? Do you hear their voices coming from the phone?
Casey (4:15:08 PM): Yes!
Casey (4:15:30 PM): "Yeah, that's true..." "squish squish squish" "Yeah, that's a good idea!"
...http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Playfulpuppy.jpg!!!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/23/07 at 2:00 am
Lieutenant Dangle nearly throws up and says to Deputy Weigel:
"don't ever say I'm having colostrum leakage from my nipples again"
Reno 911
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 04/23/07 at 9:52 am
Lieutenant Dangle nearly throws up and says to Deputy Weigel:
"don't ever say I'm having colostrum leakage from my nipples again"
Reno 911
LOL I like when they said that Garcia smelled like Zest and beans. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/23/07 at 12:25 pm
...http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/Playfulpuppy.jpg!!!!!
Have you ever noticed how much Sky looks like a Native American dog? Those Indian Chiefs!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/24/07 at 12:24 pm
Everytime Carlos drinks a beer he always has it in a glass. Last night he opened one and started drinking it from the bottle. I looked at him in amazement and said:
"You're drinking beer from the bottle?"
Carlos: "It's only Heineken."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/26/07 at 1:16 pm
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
I have bronchitis.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Try chatting with my friend Spleak. Add spleak@hotmail.com to your Contact List and say hi - she's cool!
Do you like having bronchitis?
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
No.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Oh no?
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
It's a disease.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No way? Really?
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why?
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
Because it's comprised of cell-manipulating bacteria.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Oh yeah? Because it has comprised of cell manipulating bacteria?
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, huh? So?
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
I'm dying of this virus.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No kidding?
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
No kidding.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No kidding?
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
No kidding.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No kidding, huh? Oh?
Dixie Whiskey "Tiefe Brunnen Muss Man Graben, Wenn Man Klares Wasserwiss...." says:
Dude, I'm dying.. please have a little more sympathy.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's odd.
>>> Want to have fun? Ask me to play hangman.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/27/07 at 5:30 pm
From the Weather Channel website:
THE FLOOD WARNING CONTINUES FOR THE LAKE CHAMPLAIN AT ROUSES POINT. * UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE ...OR UNTIL THE WARNING IS CANCELLED.
That sounds like a Yogi-ism to me.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/09/07 at 8:04 am
While Chris and I were driving golfballs...
Chris: Man, I have a LOT of balls left in that bucket
Me: Yep, and in the end...you always have 2 left. ::) ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 05/09/07 at 10:55 am
While Chris and I were driving golfballs...
Chris: Man, I have a LOT of balls left in that bucket
Me: Yep, and in the end...you always have 2 left. ::) ;D :D
:D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 05/09/07 at 10:58 am
My husband and I got in an arguement last night and this morning we had a brief exchange and he bitched me out once again and then said, "I gotta go. I'm gonna be late!" and then he stormed out of the house.
My three year old looked at me and said, "He so didn't let you talk." ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/09/07 at 12:46 pm
My husband and I got in an arguement last night and this morning we had a brief exchange and he bitched me out once again and then said, "I gotta go. I'm gonna be late!" and then he stormed out of the house.
My three year old looked at me and said, "He so didn't let you talk." ;D ;D
hahaa...that's hilarious! Kids say the funniest things. Vaughn calls me babe all the time. He'll be like, "So, babe, what do you wanna do today?" :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/09/07 at 3:33 pm
My husband and I got in an arguement last night and this morning we had a brief exchange and he bitched me out once again and then said, "I gotta go. I'm gonna be late!" and then he stormed out of the house.
My three year old looked at me and said, "He so didn't let you talk." ;D ;D
she is too funny, how cute was that ;D
one of my co-workers: so the company no longer provides us a safety lunch for 3 months accident free time period.
me: you sit at a desk all day and deserve a lunch for that?
another disgruntled co-worker:everybody fall out of your chairs now since we no longer get a lunch.
another co-worker: somebody give me a pair of scissors! I'm gonna run around the office with them!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/09/07 at 10:04 pm
A discussion between some co-workers:
Dorothy: (to RJ)....You think I'm beautiful RJ, don't you?
RJ: (jokingly) ya...you're beautiful...beautiful as a train wreck!
Me: Hey...that's not nice! Train wrecks aren't beautiful
RJ: That depends
Dorothy: A train wreck would be beautiful if my ex was in front of it. :D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 05/10/07 at 12:29 am
hahaa...that's hilarious! Kids say the funniest things. Vaughn calls me babe all the time. He'll be like, "So, babe, what do you wanna do today?" :D ;D
;D What a cutie!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 05/10/07 at 12:31 am
one of my co-workers: so the company no longer provides us a safety lunch for 3 months accident free time period.
me: you sit at a desk all day and deserve a lunch for that?
another disgruntled co-worker:everybody fall out of your chairs now since we no longer get a lunch.
another co-worker: somebody give me a pair of scissors! I'm gonna run around the office with them!
A discussion between some co-workers:
Dorothy: (to RJ)....You think I'm beautiful RJ, don't you?
RJ: (jokingly) ya...you're beautiful...beautiful as a train wreck!
Me: Hey...that's not nice! Train wrecks aren't beautiful
RJ: That depends
Dorothy: A train wreck would be beautiful if my ex was in front of it. :D :D
;D ;D
I miss the ridiculous conversations I used to have with my co-workers.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/10/07 at 12:34 am
;D ;D
I miss the ridiculous conversations I used to have with my co-workers.
it can be entertaining at times. It's all in the timing
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/10/07 at 10:14 pm
Katsushiro says (8:13 PM):
awesome!
Katsushiro says (8:13 PM):
omg dude!
- D o m i n i c - I Know You'd Rather See Me Gone Than To See Me The Way That I Am, But I Am In The Life, Anyway says (8:13 PM):
OMG!
Katsushiro says (8:13 PM):
my car blew up last week!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/11/07 at 12:49 am
after waiting in the main waiting room for 20 min at the eye doctor today, I was sent to the little private room to continue waiting for the Doctor another 10 min. I overheard this bit of conversation while waiting
patient: Do you have a restroom?
office assistant:: Yes we do. The door right there in front of you, the one with the sign that says restroom? that's it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/11/07 at 12:51 am
after waiting in the main waiting room for 20 min at the eye doctor today, I was sent to the little private room to continue waiting for the Doctor another 10 min. I overheard this bit of conversation while waiting
patient: Do you have a restroom?
office assistant:: Yes we do. The door right there in front of you, the one with the sign that says restroom? that's it.
hahaaha..sarcasm at its finest! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/11/07 at 12:54 am
hahaaha..sarcasm at its finest! ;D
truly it was ;D and I wanted to give that office assistant karma for being so bold
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/07 at 11:24 pm
at the grocery store today:
Butcher to two female customers: "Can I help you ladies find anything?"
Lady to butcher: "no thanks, we'll find something. You have nice meat"
Butcher to lady: "Why thank you"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/12/07 at 11:30 pm
at the grocery store today:
Butcher to two female customers: "Can I help you ladies find anything?"
Lady to butcher: "no thanks, we'll find something. You have nice meat"
Butcher to lady: "Why thank you"
hahahahaa....that is freaking hilarious! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/12/07 at 11:32 pm
hahahahaa....that is freaking hilarious! :D ;D
yeah, it made me smirk ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 05/13/07 at 12:00 am
I was called into work tonight, so I voluntarily did a few hours.. I was on a quick break to the Men's Room, and I overheard a bit of conversation between two people... women in their late 30s, early 40s.
Woman #1: I don't care if he calls me "Grandma", "Grammy", "Carol" or what, I'm gonna kick that kid's ass.
Woman #2: He's only 5..
Woman #1: I don't give a sh-t, I'll beat his ass.
Woman #2: Hm. Does your food taste like piss?
I didn't catch the rest, but I cracked up walking.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/14/07 at 5:15 pm
as I am walking through entrance to grocery store, a mom is placing her child in shopping cart seat;
mom: "do you have to go potty"
child: " no"
mom: "that's ok, because I have to, and daddy does too"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/15/07 at 2:38 am
{tonight, when I got home after my game}
Lady Di: "well, did you win?"
me: "of course"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 05/15/07 at 3:19 am
at the grocery store today:
Butcher to two female customers: "Can I help you ladies find anything?"
Lady to butcher: "no thanks, we'll find something. You have nice meat"
Butcher to lady: "Why thank you"
;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/15/07 at 3:28 am
;D ;D
this one was my favorite too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 05/15/07 at 4:22 am
this one was my favorite too.
I bet the guy wanted to bust up. Of course I'm sure they hear that stuff all day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/15/07 at 4:24 am
I bet the guy wanted to bust up. Of course I'm sure they hear that stuff all day.
I'm sure he wanted to and those ladies were probably embarrssed after they realized what they had said.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 05/15/07 at 12:04 pm
I was called into work tonight, so I voluntarily did a few hours.. I was on a quick break to the Men's Room, and I overheard a bit of conversation between two people... women in their late 30s, early 40s.
Woman #1: I don't care if he calls me "Grandma", "Grammy", "Carol" or what, I'm gonna kick that kid's ass.
Woman #2: He's only 5..
Woman #1: I don't give a sh-t, I'll beat his ass.
Woman #2: Hm. Does your food taste like piss?
I didn't catch the rest, but I cracked up walking.
That's awesome!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: thereshegoes on 05/15/07 at 2:20 pm
One of the kiddies today,she's six years old...
Girl:"Isabel,do grown ups ever say yes?"
Me: "Yes,see i just said it"
Girl: "Yeah,but you're not a grown up!"
:-\\ :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: SemperYoda on 05/15/07 at 2:36 pm
One of the kiddies today,she's six years old...
Girl:"Isabel,do grown ups ever say yes?"
Me: "Yes,see i just said it"
Girl: "Yeah,but you're not a grown up!"
:-\\ :-[
Ah, I wouldn't be sad by that. You look like a grownup to me. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/15/07 at 2:52 pm
after waiting in the main waiting room for 20 min at the eye doctor today, I was sent to the little private room to continue waiting for the Doctor another 10 min. I overheard this bit of conversation while waiting
patient: Do you have a restroom?
office assistant:: Yes we do. The door right there in front of you, the one with the sign that says restroom? that's it.
When people come to the house and ask us if we have a bathroom, I tell them no. I then tell them that we have a tree out back. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
at the grocery store today:
Butcher to two female customers: "Can I help you ladies find anything?"
Lady to butcher: "no thanks, we'll find something. You have nice meat"
Butcher to lady: "Why thank you"
That is SOOOOOO funny!!!
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/15/07 at 3:57 pm
One of the kiddies today,she's six years old...
Girl:"Isabel,do grown ups ever say yes?"
Me: "Yes,see i just said it"
Girl: "Yeah,but you're not a grown up!"
:-\\ :-
When people come to the house and ask us if we have a bathroom, I tell them no. I then tell them that we have a tree out back. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That is SOOOOOO funny!!!
Cat
isn't it fun to embarrass people ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 06/09/07 at 12:12 am
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Penis
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Vagina
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
c'mon, let's talk about something else.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Breasts
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
uh, let's talk about something else.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Elbows
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
elbows, huh? is that right?
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Anus
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
that's just a little bit rude.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 06/09/07 at 12:22 am
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Satan
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
satan is an angel that i don't like.
>>> 2 leave a game, simply type "quit" at any point during the game.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
I like him
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
is he someone u know?
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Yeh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
would u like 2 send a crush 2 him?
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what's his screen name? (just type the screen name with no spaces.)
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Belial_666
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hmm... belial_666 hasn't talked 2 me yet. if they do, and they tell me they have a crush on u, i'll let both of u know!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/09/07 at 10:18 am
upon the arrival of his friend at 11:30 for our 9PM show:
Joe: Hey! Look who's on time!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/10/07 at 12:24 am
"Am I really that predictable? I can't.. ugh.. you a*shole, you've ruined my day.. prick.. I need to be alone, I'll be in the periodicals."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/07 at 10:07 pm
Sitting down at Burger King this morning after a 3-mile jog... this old dude walked in and walked up to a table a couple of tables away from me.
Lady at Table: I thought your leg was broken..
Old Guy: F--K OFF, BITCH!
I have.. no idea what was going on. But it was hysterical.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 06/12/07 at 10:20 pm
Sitting down at Burger King this morning after a 3-mile jog... this old dude walked in and walked up to a table a couple of tables away from me.
Lady at Table: I thought your leg was broken..
Old Guy: F--K OFF, BITCH!
I have.. no idea what was going on. But it was hysterical.
LOL :D I love seeing grumpy old people!
Reminds me of this time I was at Lake Tahoe (in the mountains of North Calif) This old couple is walking ahead of me. The old lady, in a joyful voice, says to the old man, "Oh look at that squirrel!" The old man, with a sheeshty attitude, says, "I don't care!" ;D I was dying. And of course it's not as hilarious as the above, but I loved it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/07 at 11:14 pm
LOL :D I love seeing grumpy old people!
Reminds me of this time I was at Lake Tahoe (in the mountains of North Calif) This old couple is walking ahead of me. The old lady, in a joyful voice, says to the old man, "Oh look at that squirrel!" The old man, with a sheeshty attitude, says, "I don't care!" ;D I was dying. And of course it's not as hilarious as the above, but I loved it!
There was another time I was walking in public, and I heard some lady saying to another "I don't care if he calls me "Grandma", "Grammy", "Gram" or what, I'll kick his ass!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/12/07 at 11:16 pm
"He was talking about safeness and..."
'That's not a word.'
"Yeah, safeness when you're trying to be safe a..."
'No.. seriously, it isn't a word, you've made it up you tard.'
"No, I swear he was talking about safeness."
'Then he made it up, but that's really not the point here is it.'
"Well, look.. oh, well I have to go, I'll talk to you about this in a bit."
'Ok, practice good safeness on your way.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/13/07 at 12:43 am
SlapYourMammy (10:28:21 PM): guess where i got n application to
Museum of Idots (10:28:46 PM): Safeway
SlapYourMammy (10:29:11 PM): arbys
SlapYourMammy (10:29:13 PM): guess what else
Museum of Idots (10:29:26 PM): Really?
SlapYourMammy (10:29:30 PM): you have to be 16 to work there
Museum of Idots (10:30:07 PM): Buahahaha.
SlapYourMammy (10:29:55 PM): but i was asked by a mexican dude how i found out about a job
Museum of Idots (10:30:13 PM): ...
SlapYourMammy (10:30:01 PM): and I told him you
Museum of Idots (10:30:16 PM): Damn.
SlapYourMammy (10:30:05 PM): and he asked me about you
Museum of Idots (10:30:22 PM): What did he ask?
SlapYourMammy (10:30:30 PM): he asked if you were cool
Museum of Idots (10:30:45 PM): ...
SlapYourMammy (10:30:33 PM): i said
SlapYourMammy (10:30:54 PM): "He is allright, but he can get all up in your grill, and be creepy"
Museum of Idots (10:31:29 PM): And you are kidding?
SlapYourMammy (10:31:26 PM): yea yea yea
SlapYourMammy (10:31:39 PM): i told him that you were a super cool guy and that you are easy to get along with
Museum of Idots (10:31:59 PM): Really?
SlapYourMammy (10:31:56 PM): no
SlapYourMammy (10:32:00 PM): i just said you were cool
SlapYourMammy (10:32:04 PM): and that was it
SlapYourMammy (10:32:04 PM): i left
Museum of Idots (10:32:18 PM): Heh, okay.
Museum of Idots (10:32:32 PM): Yeah, I will hear about that tomorrow.
SlapYourMammy (10:32:32 PM): nice
SlapYourMammy (10:32:41 PM): about some short fat kid, and a creepy long haired hippy
SlapYourMammy (10:32:49 PM): nice friends you got
Museum of Idots (10:33:12 PM): Oh? Did you come with Trevor or something?
SlapYourMammy (10:33:12 PM): yeah
SlapYourMammy (10:33:16 PM): he covered for me
SlapYourMammy (10:33:20 PM): he said the APP was for him
Museum of Idots (10:33:37 PM): Ooh, I see.
SlapYourMammy (10:33:28 PM): so i wasnt too embarresed
SlapYourMammy (10:33:46 PM): but that place seems pretty cool
SlapYourMammy (10:33:51 PM): not busy
SlapYourMammy (10:33:54 PM): just chill
Museum of Idots (10:34:18 PM): Yes, but dirty.
SlapYourMammy (10:34:24 PM): really?
SlapYourMammy (10:34:27 PM): MAN!
SlapYourMammy (10:34:38 PM): i wonder if you get to watch the sexual harrasment videos
Museum of Idots (10:34:55 PM): No. =(
Museum of Idots (10:35:01 PM): I don't get a training class or anything.
Museum of Idots (10:35:08 PM): He'll just be standing there, telling me what to do.
SlapYourMammy (10:35:00 PM): mann
SlapYourMammy (10:35:07 PM): wait.
SlapYourMammy (10:35:11 PM): is it that creepy mexican guy?
Museum of Idots (10:35:37 PM): Did you get his name?
SlapYourMammy (10:35:33 PM): no
Museum of Idots (10:35:50 PM): Was he chubby and bald?
SlapYourMammy (10:35:37 PM): mexican mcgee
SlapYourMammy (10:35:45 PM): yes yes
Museum of Idots (10:35:58 PM): And have a mustache thing going one?
Museum of Idots (10:36:00 PM): *on
SlapYourMammy (10:35:57 PM): uhm
SlapYourMammy (10:36:02 PM): i dont remember
SlapYourMammy (10:36:06 PM): but he had a grey shirt
Museum of Idots (10:36:25 PM): That's weird. He said he wouldn't be there during the evening.
SlapYourMammy (10:37:00 PM): it was like1 o clock
Museum of Idots (10:37:31 PM): ...
Museum of Idots (10:37:41 PM): When did I tell you about this??
SlapYourMammy (10:37:33 PM): or maybe like 4
SlapYourMammy (10:37:45 PM): it was still light
Museum of Idots (10:38:02 PM): Ha. I remember telling you later on, like at 6.
SlapYourMammy (10:38:20 PM): maybe
SlapYourMammy (10:38:22 PM): probably
SlapYourMammy (10:38:28 PM): actually
SlapYourMammy (10:38:28 PM): like 7
SlapYourMammy (10:38:35 PM): i smoked at 6
SlapYourMammy (10:38:40 PM): went online at like 630
Museum of Idots (10:38:57 PM): I see.
Museum of Idots (10:39:02 PM): So you went there high. Lovely.
SlapYourMammy (10:38:58 PM): wow.
SlapYourMammy (10:39:07 PM): lololiol0lo.o9ol0l930l3olwool2ol2o;
SlapYourMammy (10:39:08 PM): yeah
SlapYourMammy (10:39:10 PM): it was funny
SlapYourMammy (10:39:26 PM): you and your friends
SlapYourMammy (10:39:29 PM): they are crazy
SlapYourMammy signed off at 10:40:35 PM.
slapyourmammy is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/13/07 at 9:25 am
SlapYourMammy (10:39:07 PM): lololiol0lo.o9ol0l930l3olwool2ol2o;
I actually sat down and tried to pronounce this word.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/13/07 at 10:58 am
I actually sat down and tried to pronounce this word.
I'm guessing it didn't turn out so well?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 06/13/07 at 11:02 am
I'm guessing it didn't turn out so well?
I bet he got his tang tongled up
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/13/07 at 11:41 am
I bet he got his tang tongled up
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/13/07 at 8:04 pm
Calculating a whale's age can be difficult, and is usually gauged by amino acids in the eye lenses.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: thereshegoes on 06/14/07 at 6:04 pm
The last thing on my mind is to turn my eyes away from you,stop drinking you not even for a second.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/14/07 at 9:44 pm
Now THAT's a guy that doesn't know what he's talking about.
- a guy at work, talking about the big big boss as he walks away
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/15/07 at 12:19 am
- (10:02:12 PM): Dominic! It's me Lori I'm using Hayley's computer
Museum of Idots (10:02:39 PM): Oh, okay.
- (10:02:43 PM): She is reading Harry Potter DOWNSTAIRS - she cannot stand the heat up here in her room!
- (10:03:04 PM): How was your first day of work yesterday????
Museum of Idots (10:03:25 PM): Alright. I was just wondering if she wanted to hang out tomorrow!
Museum of Idots (10:03:31 PM): And it was okay, a little hard..
- (10:03:54 PM): After school?? Remember tomorrow is her last day. I could have Ralph take her to Livermore - maybe I can take you guys out to lunch?
Museum of Idots (10:04:26 PM): Okay. Anything's fine.
- (10:04:14 PM): Pearstin would have to go too. I'm babysitting.
Museum of Idots (10:04:35 PM): That's okay, too!
- (10:04:38 PM): Ah, you like him don't you? Admit it, you like the Dora stories!
- (10:04:41 PM): :)
Museum of Idots (10:05:25 PM): That was very Hayley-esque. I do like him.
- (10:05:49 PM): She's out at 11:15. They'll probably get to Livemore at 11:45 or so. Yes, Hayley has learned from me! Or me from her... that is debatable!
Museum of Idots (10:06:32 PM): Okay. I don't have work, so anytime is good.
- (10:07:05 PM): OHMIGISH! Hayley would hate it if she thought she was doing something "like me." Let's say, I learned from her! I emulate her because she's "cool" and I am not
Museum of Idots (10:07:37 PM): I am... confused.
- (10:07:23 PM): Hee,hee
- (10:08:42 PM): You said my comment was Hayley-esque - I implied that she learned FROM ME... but you and I know that she would not want to emulate me - it's not cool to be like your mom....
Museum of Idots (10:09:10 PM): Oh, yes.
- (10:10:03 PM): So, what was your first day like??? Hayley told me about your bosses comment - he sounds like a total jerk! Do you think he'll be tough to work for/with?? I guess it's only for the summer and you're pretty easy-going - so if you "ignore" him, you'll be okay.
- (10:10:29 PM): Know what I think? Or do you care???
Museum of Idots (10:11:30 PM): Well, it was confusing, because of all the customers and there were many demands at once... and I'm new and all. The weird thing is, my manager says vulgar things, but he is friendly about it... which also confuses me!
Museum of Idots (10:11:35 PM): And... What do you think?
- (10:11:33 PM): I think, after his comment about "******s" - that he was fishing to see what your response to "do you have a girlfriend would be?
- (10:11:47 PM): God , is he gay???
Museum of Idots (10:12:22 PM): Are you saying that he wants to be my boyfriend?
- (10:12:36 PM): Well you are cute! Do you think so??
Museum of Idots (10:13:04 PM): I guess so. Although, he did say he has a wife and kids.
- (10:13:50 PM): Oops. I messed up because Hayley just came up here and yelled at me for being on AIM. I meant do you think he wants to be your boyfriend - not "do you think you're cute! Ay.yi.yi - she's really mad at me
That is a very weird talk to have with your girlfriend's mom, I must say.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/15/07 at 1:12 am
R.E.M. is an American college rock band formed in Athens, Georgia in early 1980's by drummer Bill Berry, guitarist Peter Buck, bassist/keyboard player Mike Mills, and vocalist Michael Stipe. Berry left the band after suffering a brain aneurysm on the Monster tour. He is now a farmer
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 06/15/07 at 5:47 am
Calculating a whale's age can be difficult, and is usually gauged by amino acids in the eye lenses.
Was that about the bow head whale with a harpoon bit dating from 1890-odd found inside?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/15/07 at 6:15 am
Calculating a whale's age can be difficult, and is usually gauged by amino acids in the eye lenses.
African or European?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/15/07 at 8:52 am
R.E.M. is an American college rock band formed in Athens, Georgia in early 1980's by drummer Bill Berry, guitarist Peter Buck, bassist/keyboard player Mike Mills, and vocalist Michael Stipe. Berry left the band after suffering a brain aneurysm on the Monster tour. He is now a farmer
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/15/07 at 9:05 am
brain aneurysms = ;D?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/15/07 at 9:09 am
brain aneurysms = ;D?
farming = ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/15/07 at 9:18 am
i heard billy thorpe now owns a store where he sells dollhouses. not sure where i heard that from.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 06/15/07 at 9:20 am
i heard billy thorpe now owns a store where he sells dollhouses. not sure where i heard that from.
Kate Pierson's Lazy Meadow Motel is in the Catskills.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/15/07 at 1:02 pm
- (10:02:12 PM): Dominic! It's me Lori I'm using Hayley's computer
Museum of Idots (10:02:39 PM): Oh, okay.
- (10:02:43 PM): She is reading Harry Potter DOWNSTAIRS - she cannot stand the heat up here in her room!
- (10:03:04 PM): How was your first day of work yesterday????
Museum of Idots (10:03:25 PM): Alright. I was just wondering if she wanted to hang out tomorrow!
Museum of Idots (10:03:31 PM): And it was okay, a little hard..
- (10:03:54 PM): After school?? Remember tomorrow is her last day. I could have Ralph take her to Livermore - maybe I can take you guys out to lunch?
Museum of Idots (10:04:26 PM): Okay. Anything's fine.
- (10:04:14 PM): Pearstin would have to go too. I'm babysitting.
Museum of Idots (10:04:35 PM): That's okay, too!
- (10:04:38 PM): Ah, you like him don't you? Admit it, you like the Dora stories!
- (10:04:41 PM): :)
Museum of Idots (10:05:25 PM): That was very Hayley-esque. I do like him.
- (10:05:49 PM): She's out at 11:15. They'll probably get to Livemore at 11:45 or so. Yes, Hayley has learned from me! Or me from her... that is debatable!
Museum of Idots (10:06:32 PM): Okay. I don't have work, so anytime is good.
- (10:07:05 PM): OHMIGISH! Hayley would hate it if she thought she was doing something "like me." Let's say, I learned from her! I emulate her because she's "cool" and I am not
Museum of Idots (10:07:37 PM): I am... confused.
- (10:07:23 PM): Hee,hee
- (10:08:42 PM): You said my comment was Hayley-esque - I implied that she learned FROM ME... but you and I know that she would not want to emulate me - it's not cool to be like your mom....
Museum of Idots (10:09:10 PM): Oh, yes.
- (10:10:03 PM): So, what was your first day like??? Hayley told me about your bosses comment - he sounds like a total jerk! Do you think he'll be tough to work for/with?? I guess it's only for the summer and you're pretty easy-going - so if you "ignore" him, you'll be okay.
- (10:10:29 PM): Know what I think? Or do you care???
Museum of Idots (10:11:30 PM): Well, it was confusing, because of all the customers and there were many demands at once... and I'm new and all. The weird thing is, my manager says vulgar things, but he is friendly about it... which also confuses me!
Museum of Idots (10:11:35 PM): And... What do you think?
- (10:11:33 PM): I think, after his comment about "******s" - that he was fishing to see what your response to "do you have a girlfriend would be?
- (10:11:47 PM): God , is he gay???
Museum of Idots (10:12:22 PM): Are you saying that he wants to be my boyfriend?
- (10:12:36 PM): Well you are cute! Do you think so??
Museum of Idots (10:13:04 PM): I guess so. Although, he did say he has a wife and kids.
- (10:13:50 PM): Oops. I messed up because Hayley just came up here and yelled at me for being on AIM. I meant do you think he wants to be your boyfriend - not "do you think you're cute! Ay.yi.yi - she's really mad at me
That is a very weird talk to have with your girlfriend's mom, I must say.
oh wow...I thought you were talking to her younger sister or something...then I read the statement above about talking to her mom!!! :o ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 06/29/07 at 5:51 pm
At work today:
Jay: Look at Marshal! Are you fu-king that nail, man?
Me: *pulling nail out of board* I am fu-king the goddamn shit out of this nail.
Jay: That's the way you do it!
Preston: What did he say?
Jay: He's fu-king the sh-t out of that nail.
Me: C'mon, ALMOST THERE...*pulls nail out*
Jay: YEAH! That's the way you DO it!
Me: ...the board just came on me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 06/29/07 at 9:01 pm
At work today:
Jay: Look at Marshal! Are you fu-king that nail, man?
Me: *pulling nail out of board* I am fu-king the goddamn shit out of this nail.
Jay: That's the way you do it!
Preston: What did he say?
Jay: He's fu-king the sh-t out of that nail.
Me: C'mon, ALMOST THERE...*pulls nail out*
Jay: YEAH! That's the way you DO it!
Me: ...the board just came on me.
That sounds about right for low-wage jobs. Typical McDonald's conversation aside from the true gems is mostly this:
Jeremy: You see that chick in the lobby?
Me: Dude, she's f--king, like, 13.
Jeremy: Pfft, no she's not.
Me: She's wearing a MIDDLE SCHOOL volleyball t-shirt!
Jeremy: Maybe it's her sister's or something.
Me: She also looks 13.
Jeremy: Whatever.
Me: I'm telling you, dude..
Jeremy: (yells loud enough for customers in lobby to hear) I'VE GOT A BIG DICK!
Me: (ducks to not get in trouble) DUDE! Why did you do that?
Jeremy: So she'd know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 06/29/07 at 9:53 pm
^, ^^ -
Wish I could swap with you guys for a day.
Here is a typical conversation I have at work.
"Hey, is the TLOD around?"
'Yeah, he's in the back, who should I say is here to see him.'
"Dave from So-Co."
'Ok, I'll give him a call.'
...waiting..waiting...waiting... TLOD's voice comes out through the speakerphone -
'Hi, this is Doug, what did you need Dave?'
"Do you have those CCAR's for me?"
'Yeah, but they're not done yet, do you need them right away?"
"ASAP if at all possible Doug."
'Ok, I'll have the DLOD get on it.'
Then I sit there like a goon for an hour twiddling my thumbs (I've started carrying a small library in my trunck) -
'Hey Dave, here's the CCAR you needed.'
"Alright Doug, thanks a lot, I'm going to head over to HRH now in NC and then get back to So-Co and check all this out."
'Ok, take care.'
"You too Doug."
After that I'll go do some brisk grocery shopping, have some dinner, and hang out at a record store for a while before finishing up for the evening. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 06/30/07 at 2:52 pm
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Which way do you swing?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
only the finest way.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 07/01/07 at 11:26 pm
How Could Hell Be Any Worse - When Life Alone Is Such A Curse says:
Which way do you swing?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
only the finest way.
- D o m s - "We Don't Really Like What You Do, We Don't Think Anyone Ever Will..." says (9:26 PM):
Which way do you swing?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (9:26 PM):
Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that!
- D o m s - "We Don't Really Like What You Do, We Don't Think Anyone Ever Will..." says (9:26 PM):
Anyway you'd like.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (9:26 PM):
I would like? You really think so?
- D o m s - "We Don't Really Like What You Do, We Don't Think Anyone Ever Will..." says (9:26 PM):
Yes.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (9:26 PM):
Aha.
>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
- D o m s - "We Don't Really Like What You Do, We Don't Think Anyone Ever Will..." says (9:26 PM):
Which way do you swing?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (9:26 PM):
Only the finest way.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 07/03/07 at 5:59 pm
‡-Hammerheart-‡ says:
Mexicans. Your take.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
no thank u. i'm squeaky clean.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 07/10/07 at 9:32 pm
and in this city (8:59:37 PM): so i herd u liek... mudkipz?
TopTrig12 (8:59:45 PM): That, and exotic midget dancers.
TopTrig12 (9:00:06 PM): I seldom eat the dancers though.
damn popo
and in this city (9:01:48 PM): Oh, I've eaten the dancers before.
TopTrig12 (9:01:52 PM): I'm not denying that.
TopTrig12 (9:02:05 PM): But incarceration is a bitch.
and in this city (9:03:11 PM): Oh... well, I didn't actually... mean it that way.
TopTrig12 (9:03:16 PM): Ohhhhhhh...
and in this city (9:03:36 PM): Err... have you tried their babies?!
TopTrig12 (9:03:40 PM): ...
TopTrig12 (9:03:55 PM): Infant Cunnilingus?
and in this city (9:04:07 PM): No!
TopTrig12 (9:04:03 PM): ...No.
TopTrig12 (9:04:17 PM): Although, now that you mention it...
TopTrig12 (9:04:23 PM): ....I'd be lying if I said I wasn't fascinated.
and in this city (9:04:29 PM): I hear cooking them like turkeys is rather nice.
and in this city (9:04:50 PM): Well, whole pigs, because they get fat.
and in this city (9:05:11 PM): Just pop an apple in the mouth, baste, and you're all set.
TopTrig12 (9:05:56 PM): That would get me a harsher sentence than last year's three counts of aggravated dental sodomy.
and in this city (9:06:50 PM): Hiding the evidence always works.
TopTrig12 (9:07:06 PM): I tried to. In the girl's fucking mouth. But look how that worked? Three times.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/10/07 at 11:22 pm
After a long conversation with this guy at work, he left and as he was leaving gave me a really sarcastic "..and you just have a great evening there."
to which I replied
".. and you just have fun sucking my dick, ok."
Smiled as big as I could.
Needless to say he looked stunned, it was so f**kin funny, as soon as he left everyone burst out laughing, I didn't know I wasn't the only one who hated him.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 07/12/07 at 7:56 pm
Dominic: Everybody knows not to end a movie after a climax... You need a revolution. Why not do the same with sex?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 07/13/07 at 4:32 pm
Me: Are you OK? Can I get you anything?
Hal: Ummmmmyeah, no, I'm ok. I just feel....ICK FEST! IT'S AN ICK FEST!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/14/07 at 12:35 am
Me: Are you OK? Can I get you anything?
Hal: Ummmmmyeah, no, I'm ok. I just feel....ICK FEST! IT'S AN ICK FEST!
... what was an ick fest? Did she have a birds nest in that tree she calls hair?
I have a non-forum quote of the day -
Me - So, we pull up at the 7-11 and I see there's 3 cop cars there, so Steve says to me, he says "Grab us a soda would you?"
Dan - Right?
Me - So I say to Steve "Can't you see the cops in there?" and Steve says 'Yeah, and?" I say "Steve, it's a holdup, they have their guns pointed at that guy."
Dan - *Starts Laughing*
Me - Oh, that's not the end of it. So Steve says "We'll just go round the block then."
Dan - *Laughing hard*
Me - So I say "We're not going round the f**king block, there's a f**king hold up in there." and then Steve tells me I'm being ornery.
Admittedly, that would have worked better if I just told you the story - which I will.
Me and Steve had gone out to get frozen yogurt. On the way back I announced I wanted a drink and so did he, he pulls in to this 7-11 parking lot where there are 3 cop cars.. I say I'm not going in, he tells me not to be a pussy, I tell him that I can see the cops pointing their guns at a guy, he refuses to look and say's we'll go round the block, I berate him..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/14/07 at 3:51 am
... what was an ick fest? Did she have a birds nest in that tree she calls hair?
I have a non-forum quote of the day -
Me - So, we pull up at the 7-11 and I see there's 3 cop cars there, so Steve says to me, he says "Grab us a soda would you?"
Dan - Right?
Me - So I say to Steve "Can't you see the cops in there?" and Steve says 'Yeah, and?" I say "Steve, it's a holdup, they have their guns pointed at that guy."
Dan - *Starts Laughing*
Me - Oh, that's not the end of it. So Steve says "We'll just go round the block then."
Dan - *Laughing hard*
Me - So I say "We're not going round the f**king block, there's a f**king hold up in there." and then Steve tells me I'm being ornery.
Admittedly, that would have worked better if I just told you the story - which I will.
Me and Steve had gone out to get frozen yogurt. On the way back I announced I wanted a drink and so did he, he pulls in to this 7-11 parking lot where there are 3 cop cars.. I say I'm not going in, he tells me not to be a pussy, I tell him that I can see the cops pointing their guns at a guy, he refuses to look and say's we'll go round the block, I berate him..
yanno that 7-11 was probably the place to go for that late night soda, but you knew the cops usually close the store for an armed robbery investigation. good decision Andy ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/14/07 at 10:27 am
yanno that 7-11 was probably the place to go for that late night soda, but you knew the cops usually close the store for an armed robbery investigation. good decision Andy ;)
I kind of assumed it would be closed. ;D
It was funny, just sitting there on the far side of the parking lot, I'm bouncing up and down in my seat like "THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT HIM!! COOL!!!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 07/14/07 at 11:01 pm
Pyskowik "Far Enough, It's Innocent, You Know, Far Enough, This Wedding Song Is Dumb..." says:
The reason I like them so much, despite the Progressiveness... is because it's actually TOO Progressive.
Pyskowik "Far Enough, It's Innocent, You Know, Far Enough, This Wedding Song Is Dumb..." says:
A lot of Prog is like "Look at me, I'm really good at this instrument!"
‡-Hammerheart-‡ says:
May as well follow through with it, eh?
Pyskowik "Far Enough, It's Innocent, You Know, Far Enough, This Wedding Song Is Dumb..." says:
Atheist is, like, kick you in the balls Progressive.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 07/25/07 at 4:29 pm
Katherine: You sound kind of different on the phone...
Me: How...?
Katherine: Well, in real life, you're just kind of...hyper...like...
Me: I'm not hyper...
Katherine: Well...you act...different than most people.
...I've never been described as "hyper" before. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/28/07 at 5:00 pm
Carlos is holding the 4 year old's hand as she was jumping on the trampoline (miniature one). All of a sudden she stops and looks at him and says:
"Did you know that you and Mama S___ (Carlos' ex) had B____ (Carlos' oldest daughter)?"
Carlos laughed up a storm. So did I.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 07/28/07 at 7:54 pm
Pyskowik "Far Enough, It's Innocent, You Know, Far Enough, This Wedding Song Is Dumb..." says:
The reason I like them so much, despite the Progressiveness... is because it's actually TOO Progressive.
Pyskowik "Far Enough, It's Innocent, You Know, Far Enough, This Wedding Song Is Dumb..." says:
A lot of Prog is like "Look at me, I'm really good at this instrument!"
‡-Hammerheart-‡ says:
May as well follow through with it, eh?
Pyskowik "Far Enough, It's Innocent, You Know, Far Enough, This Wedding Song Is Dumb..." says:
Atheist is, like, kick you in the balls Progressive.
It is, it really is.. they go CRAZY on the erratic stuff.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 07/28/07 at 11:05 pm
Small talk?
Adam: My cat is huge...
Me: Dude, have you seen the picture of my cat on myspace? It's so big, we had to give it dog medicine. It's crazy.
Katherine: You wanna know what people say is huge?
Me: What?
Katherine: My boobs.
Me: ...Yeah, I would say so.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/28/07 at 11:09 pm
Small talk?
Adam: My cat is huge...
Me: Dude, have you seen the picture of my cat on myspace? It's so big, we had to give it dog medicine. It's crazy.
Katherine: You wanna know what people say is huge?
Me: What?
Katherine: My boobs.
Me: ...Yeah, I would say so.
F**K EM F**K EM F**K EM F**K EM!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 07/28/07 at 11:12 pm
F**K EM F**K EM F**K EM F**K EM!
I've been telling him this for months.. and yet I'm always the one having to finish the job..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/28/07 at 11:13 pm
I've been telling him this for months.. and yet I'm always the one having to finish the job..
I hope I wont need to intervene.. I have a pretty busy schedule right now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 08/01/07 at 11:44 pm
Okay...so...third Katherine quote in a row here. I promise this one is good.
Me: Have you heard of David Bowie?
Katherine: Oh my god, I LOVE David Bowie!
Me: Me too, I love that guy!
Katherine: I used to have fantasies about running off with David Bowie and marrying him...
Me: Well, I admit, I still have those fantasies from time to time today...
Katherine: I saw him in this movie, "Labyrinth" and he looked sooo hot.
Me: Have you heard that song "Space Oddity"?
Katherine: Um...well...mostly, I just like his ass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/01/07 at 11:52 pm
He has a nice ass, but his teeth were so much better when they were British.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/01/07 at 11:59 pm
He has a nice ass, but his teeth were so much better when they were British.
OOH! OOH! I have those teeth!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/02/07 at 12:01 am
OOH! OOH! I have those teeth!!
Can I... kiss you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/02/07 at 12:04 am
Can I... kiss you?
Of course..
but just on the cheek.. I'm not a whore Dominic.
Well, actually, I am, but I discriminate against dirty unwashed hippys.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/02/07 at 12:24 am
Of course..
but just on the cheek.. I'm not a whore Dominic.
Well, actually, I am, but I discriminate against dirty unwashed hippys.
I just got a haircut!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/02/07 at 12:35 am
I just got a haircut!
.. shave it boy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/02/07 at 12:41 am
.. shave it boy.
After you...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/02/07 at 12:46 am
After you...
I do son, I shave it down the sides and just keep it in the middle, Taxi Driver style.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/02/07 at 12:54 am
Hayley (10:53:45 PM): I would be mean too, if I had ugly kids
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 08/02/07 at 1:18 am
OOH! OOH! I have those teeth!!
But the million dollar question is: Do you have his ass?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/02/07 at 1:19 am
But the million dollar question is: Do you have his ass?
Two of them actually. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 08/02/07 at 1:22 am
Two of them actually. ;D
I'm beginning to quickly see now why you get laid so often.
And if I could obtain three of David Bowie's asses...I would have the universe eating out of my hand.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 08/02/07 at 1:23 am
SlapYourMammy (11:21:21 PM): ...are you sure you dont take drugs
Museum of Idots (11:22:40 PM): I've been asked that many times.
SlapYourMammy (11:21:46 PM): i know
SlapYourMammy (11:21:49 PM): but i think you like
SlapYourMammy (11:21:56 PM): lie
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/02/07 at 11:44 am
I'm beginning to quickly see now why you get laid so often.
Now I have a girlfriend.. so far less often.
Isn't that strange.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 08/02/07 at 2:46 pm
Now I have a girlfriend.. so far less often.
Isn't that strange.
happens every time.
so you found the girl that you tolerate the most! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/02/07 at 2:52 pm
happens every time.
so you found the girl that you tolerate the most! :)
Essentially..
she's something to do.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/02/07 at 3:08 pm
Two of them actually. ;D
You have 2 asses?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 08/02/07 at 3:35 pm
You have 2 asses?
No.. but my ass is like 2 asses.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/02/07 at 3:46 pm
No.. but my ass is like 2 asses.
But 2 cheeks. (Heh,I said But cheeks). ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: thereshegoes on 08/02/07 at 4:26 pm
My mom to me: "Don't close your eyes,it won't hurt less,stop being a baby!" :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 08/09/07 at 6:59 pm
Mr. Daniels: See, I actually want you to graduate. If you don't graduate, I lose my job, and then I come over and camp in your backyard. No, not just me, I mean my entire family, and my wife will be pissed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/10/07 at 12:14 pm
Q: First Ortiz, then Moss, now KG? Boston can kiss my Minnesota ass.
--Kevin, Minneapolis
SG: Just wait until we come after Prince, Bob Dylan and the Mall of America. We're not done yet.
--From Bill Simmons, the Sports Guy
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/13/07 at 4:29 pm
"hey! i drink in moderation. i just do it quite a lot."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 08/13/07 at 4:39 pm
Seen on a church billboard sign in Highland during the heatwave last week:
"You think it's hot here? -God"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: lorac61469 on 08/20/07 at 10:27 am
My daughter's student handbook...
SAFETY CONCERS
Out of safety concerns and potential facility damage, students are not permitted to wear roller shoes, ride a skateboard, bike or motorcycle in a school hallway.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/20/07 at 10:35 am
that’s smart actually. pre-empts the student who would otherwise go blazing down the C-level hallway on his harley, defending himself by saying, ‘hey, you didn’t think to make it against the rules!”
they better make sure to also outlaw riding all other rideable things, such as scooters, segways, moon buggies, horses (and all other such animals, like llamas, camels, and emus), and porn stars.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/22/07 at 1:58 pm
"We only have a minute left. So you were stalked. Was that a terrible time in your life?"
talk show host Larry King, to actress Brooke Shields
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/29/07 at 12:32 pm
I was reading a question and answer thing about if a cat sneezes should one take the cat to a vet.
The question:
"My cat sneezes...should I take her to the vet?"
The answer:
"For what? Chronic CUTENESS disorder?
You probably just need to vacuum more often." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/01/07 at 12:39 am
Museum of Idots (10:36:28 PM): I AIN'T NO NIGGAH!
cheatachu277 (10:36:28 PM): BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE AN EYEBALL
cheatachu277 (10:36:29 PM): ...
cheatachu277 (10:36:30 PM): gasp
cheatachu277 (10:36:35 PM): that was extremely racist!
Museum of Idots (10:36:41 PM): ... Society satire.
cheatachu277 (10:36:37 PM): FORTY LASHES
Museum of Idots (10:36:47 PM): OH NOES!!!
Museum of Idots (10:36:50 PM): I AIN'T NO CRACKA!
cheatachu277 (10:36:47 PM): gasp
Museum of Idots (10:36:54 PM): ... *Hopeful smile*
cheatachu277 (10:36:51 PM): FIFTY LASHES
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/02/07 at 12:32 am
Museum of Idots (10:36:28 PM): I AIN'T NO NIGGAH!
cheatachu277 (10:36:28 PM): BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE AN EYEBALL
cheatachu277 (10:36:29 PM): ...
cheatachu277 (10:36:30 PM): gasp
cheatachu277 (10:36:35 PM): that was extremely racist!
Museum of Idots (10:36:41 PM): ... Society satire.
cheatachu277 (10:36:37 PM): FORTY LASHES
Museum of Idots (10:36:47 PM): OH NOES!!!
Museum of Idots (10:36:50 PM): I AIN'T NO CRACKA!
cheatachu277 (10:36:47 PM): gasp
Museum of Idots (10:36:54 PM): ... *Hopeful smile*
cheatachu277 (10:36:51 PM): FIFTY LASHES
.. I just don't get it.
A madlib in to the mind of an illiterate bigot?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/02/07 at 12:47 am
.. I just don't get it.
A madlib in to the mind of an illiterate bigot?
Insulting the whites gets more lashes than insulting the blacks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/06/07 at 6:12 pm
My English teacher: Ernest Hemingway is the kind of man who would sit on top of a dead horse and beat it over and over again.
Girl on bus: I always thought you two got off together because you were friends. I didn't know you got off with each other because you were brothers.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 09/06/07 at 6:28 pm
Lenny: she's singing about the bible!
Carl: I know...she's good looking- shut up!
Lenny: You shut up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/18/07 at 1:29 pm
"For $50 I'll be on your committee.. and for an extra $50 I'll turn up to the meetings."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/19/07 at 12:20 am
"You won't be my asexual friend anymore!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Red Ant on 09/19/07 at 12:29 am
"I missed a period."
My boss yesterday evening when incorrectly entering the IP of an access point on his laptop. Needless to say, I took it and ran!
Ant
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/19/07 at 6:56 am
"I missed a period."
My boss yesterday evening when incorrectly entering the IP of an access point on his laptop. Needless to say, I took it and ran!
Ant
Some strange reason,I thought I misread it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/27/07 at 9:48 pm
"Just listen to me & shut up"!!!
conversation I heard going on 2 desks away from me right this minute by a co-worker talking on the phone
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/27/07 at 10:00 pm
"I was, like, the only non-slut in Philadelphia!"
--Overheard,
Amherst, Mass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/27/07 at 10:18 pm
yesterday while thrift shopping...I was leaning over to look at something on the ground...when this old gross guy comes over near me...
Old perv: Oh, you better not bend over like that...with your bumper sticking out and such....blaha..blah (I really didn't listen to the rest because I was too pissed, and he was being way too friendly, etc)
Me: UM, EXCUSE ME! Are you kidding me? Ew....you've got to be kidding me. I am so sick of nasty old gross perverted men.
Beth: (laughing and rolling her eyes at the gross guy)
Me: Did you just hear what that gross perv said to me?
Guy: (looks puzzled and walks away).
;D :D Nobody better mess with this beatch! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/27/07 at 10:45 pm
yesterday while thrift shopping...I was leaning over to look at something on the ground...when this old gross guy comes over near me...
Old perv: Oh, you better not bend over like that...with your bumper sticking out and such....blaha..blah (I really didn't listen to the rest because I was too pissed, and he was being way too friendly, etc)
Me: UM, EXCUSE ME! Are you kidding me? Ew....you've got to be kidding me. I am so sick of nasty old gross perverted men.
Beth: (laughing and rolling her eyes at the gross guy)
Me: Did you just hear what that gross perv said to me?
Guy: (looks puzzled and walks away).
;D :D Nobody better mess with this beatch! :D ;D
At least it must help your esteem a bit?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/27/07 at 10:45 pm
At least it must help your esteem a bit?
Well... I guess it would more if it were about your face and not your breasts. Is it breasts? WHAT IS A BUMPER!?
You've got a pretty face!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/27/07 at 10:46 pm
At least it must help your esteem a bit?
oh hell no...this guy was very old and very nasty. >:(
Well... I guess it would more if it were about your face and not your breasts.
You've got a pretty face!
but he was talking about my butt....and thanks! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/27/07 at 10:47 pm
oh hell no...this guy was very old and very nasty. >:(
but he was talking about my butt....and thanks! :)
Oh, butt.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/28/07 at 1:19 am
Oh, butt.
yes Dom, when he said bumper, he was talkin bout' da butt.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/07 at 6:54 am
yes Dom, when he said bumper, he was talkin bout' da butt.
;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/07 at 6:50 pm
yes Dom, when he said bumper, he was talkin bout' da butt.
:P Excuse me, I've never been told anything about my bumper. How was I to know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/07 at 7:10 pm
Today, while at the playground with Vaughn...there were two little girls playing there, no older than probably 8 or so. One had her own cell phone (it was one that was a speaker phone, so I could hear the whole conversation) and was talking to her friend:
Girl: What did you say?
Other girl: Are you going out with Nathan?
Girl: Yes
Other girl: I thought he broke up with you?
Girl: He did, but we got back together.
Other girl: Oh, ok.
Girl: So, now I am not heartbroken. :o :o :o
yep, it even happens to the 8 year olds! ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/07 at 8:21 pm
Today, while at the playground with Vaughn...there were two little girls playing there, no older than probably 8 or so. One had her own cell phone (it was one that was a speaker phone, so I could hear the whole conversation) and was talking to her friend:
Girl: What did you say?
Other girl: Are you going out with Nathan?
Girl: Yes
Other girl: I thought he broke up with you?
Girl: He did, but we got back together.
Other girl: Oh, ok.
Girl: So, now I am not heartbroken. :o :o :o
yep, it even happens to the 8 year olds! ;D :D
Well, you know how kids nowadays seem to age slower and slower! Well, it's the other way around, but that wouldn't make any sense in this story...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/07 at 8:22 pm
Well, you know how kids nowadays seem to age slower and slower! Well, it's the other way around, but that wouldn't make any sense in this story...
she was like all serious too....like she even knows what being heartbroken is all about! pfffft! ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/07 at 8:23 pm
she was like all serious too....like she even knows what being heartbroken is all about! pfffft! ::)
Psht, for all you know, she could have been through every situation you've been through!
Have some feelings for this girl!
... I can't do this anymore, ah well. Let kids be kids, I guess. I remember back in Kindergarten, I thought I had a girlfriend...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/07 at 8:26 pm
Psht, for all you know, she could have been through every situation you've been through!
Have some feelings for this girl!
... I can't do this anymore, ah well. Let kids be kids, I guess. I remember back in Kindergarten, I thought I had a girlfriend...
ya, we were fickle back in the day too....but it was just funny to hear...a little 8 yr. old. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/29/07 at 9:40 pm
:P Excuse me, I've never been told anything about my bumper. How was I to know?
aww Dom, it's just part of the maturing, growing process. It warms my heart to see you learning so much here at inthe00s. :)
N-FQOTD... "I think the word you're looking for is.. owned" this said by a student on Youtube to his teacher who challenged him, saying if he learned how to play Classical Gas in 1 week, he wouldn't have to do any homework, ever!
he did it, played it very well and gave that message to his teacherl
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/30/07 at 9:08 am
aww Dom, it's just part of the maturing, growing process. It warms my heart to see you learning so much here at inthe00s. :)
N-FQOTD... "I think the word you're looking for is.. owned" this said by a student on Youtube to his teacher who challenged him, saying if he learned how to play Classical Gas in 1 week, he wouldn't have to do any homework, ever!
he did it, played it very well and gave that message to his teacherl
Man, it's not fair to the other students that he gets that challenge!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/02/07 at 2:26 am
**warning** this may disgust some of you
"you know you're ready to have the baby if you feel like you have to take a sh*t" :o
a female (of course it's a female) co-worker describing the birth of her 4th baby to another person sitting nearby. I was really trying to not listen to this conversation as it had me wincing in horror and pain
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/02/07 at 6:25 am
**warning** this may disgust some of you
"you know you're ready to have the baby if you feel like you have to take a sh*t" :o
a female (of course it's a female) co-worker describing the birth of her 4th baby to another person sitting nearby. I was really trying to not listen to this conversation as it had me wincing in horror and pain
Wow,you should've walked away quickly. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/07 at 5:51 pm
**warning** this may disgust some of you
"you know you're ready to have the baby if you feel like you have to take a sh*t" :o
a female (of course it's a female) co-worker describing the birth of her 4th baby to another person sitting nearby. I was really trying to not listen to this conversation as it had me wincing in horror and pain
So how do you know if it's a baby or sh*t?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/07 at 5:52 pm
So how do you know if it's a baby or sh*t?
"MY GOODNESS! I'M ABOUT TO HAVE MAH BABY!!!! Oh, wait, I just have to poo."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/03/07 at 8:58 pm
Wow,you should've walked away quickly. :o
I should have :(
So how do you know if it's a baby or sh*t?
it depends on what the mother had for dinner
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/02/07 at 6:27 pm
Death!
Plop.
The barges down in the river flop.
Flop, plop,
Above, beneath.
From the slimy branches the grey drips drop...
To the oozy waters, that lounge and flop...
And my head shrieks__"Stop"
And my heart shrieks__"Die"
from the poem "A Tragedy" chosen as the worst poem ever written in the English language, in the book Very Bad Poetry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/02/07 at 8:06 pm
Hannah: I have convo's that I saved manualy..
Hannah: there is quite a funny one with a few people
Hannah: but... that is on another comp
Hannah: Actually it wasnt very funny.
Hannah: just rather sad
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/17/07 at 7:34 pm
Julie: Kayla's coming over!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/17/07 at 8:02 pm
Julie: Kayla's coming over!
Are you implying Kayla's really cute?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/17/07 at 8:07 pm
Me: If you don't participate, you look stupid!
explaining why i wave to security cameras.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/17/07 at 8:10 pm
Are you implying Kayla's really cute?
XD That's what I was assuming, too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/17/07 at 8:15 pm
Are you implying Kayla's really cute?
I wasn't implying that ;D Kayla is Julie's best friend since 1st grade and they are going out. she was yelling from the other room in excitement because they don't see each other too often.
XD That's what I was assuming, too.
she's cute but, like a daughter to us. darn kids, they grow up so fast. :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/17/07 at 8:15 pm
Are you implying Kayla's really cute?
actually to you, she'd be cute.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/19/07 at 12:40 am
"That is a massive fish!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/19/07 at 12:41 am
^ My, my, that IS a good quote!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/19/07 at 9:50 pm
having just arrived in San Jose taking daughter to her dorm at the University
me: What color are those street lamps?
Diane: They're sort of a golden orange color for better visibilty since it's close to the airport?
me: I don't like em. Have I mentioned that to you before?
Diane: Yes you have honey, many times now.
me: So then you know where I'm coming from?
Diane: you seem to think we have not heard you say this before or think that we're concerned like you.
me: No, I don't think that, & if you think I think that, you're sadly mistaken. I just don't like em.
Diane: Hon', yanno what? just like the eagles song "Take it Easy"
me: :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/20/07 at 7:32 am
You know how, even if you clear the paper jam, some copiers just want your attention- after you take it apart and put it back together it's happy ....
co-worker: my husband has a paper jam.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/20/07 at 5:23 pm
You know how, even if you clear the paper jam, some copiers just want your attention- after you take it apart and put it back together it's happy ....
co-worker: my husband has a paper jam.
Really? That's better than my husband's problem. Yeah, he's run out of toner.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/20/07 at 8:23 pm
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:17 PM):
Are you kidding me? Say you're sorry for that, Nu.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
No
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
But I didn't say anything to offend you.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
Say you're sorry, please.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
I'm afraid I can't talk to somebody who's so sensitive.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
Obviously not.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
I did nothing of the sort!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
One must not apologize for bad manners. Manners are perceptive.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
Waiting...
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
What? THat's not a complete thought.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
I wasn't being rude.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
I didn't insult you at all!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
That's more confusing than just using the word sorry.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
I'm not abusing you.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:20 PM):
Why do you need such petty sentiments to feel okay? Existentialism, Man. If you're unhappy with somebody, then just forget about them.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:20 PM):
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:20 PM):
You're being quite stubborn, as well, if I do say so myself.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:20 PM):
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:20 PM):
But I didn't feel I was being rude.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:20 PM):
I asked you to apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:21 PM):
I asked you to get over it.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:21 PM):
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:21 PM):
Yeah, you said that. I have a lot of patience, too, to be dealing with your repetition.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:21 PM):
Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:21 PM):
Well now you're just being pathetic. You shouldn't require an apology. Fine, I'll give in, but you should know just how stupid you are being.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:21 PM):
Ooh... it's the big *showdown* between man and machine.
I love this. Guess who wins?
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:21 PM):
I'm sorry.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:21 PM):
OK good!
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:22 PM):
Who wins?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:22 PM):
I'm not sure.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/20/07 at 10:38 pm
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:17 PM):
Are you kidding me? Say you're sorry for that, Nu.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
No
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
But I didn't say anything to offend you.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
Say you're sorry, please.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
I'm afraid I can't talk to somebody who's so sensitive.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
Obviously not.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
I did nothing of the sort!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:18 PM):
One must not apologize for bad manners. Manners are perceptive.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:18 PM):
Waiting...
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
What? THat's not a complete thought.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
I wasn't being rude.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
I didn't insult you at all!
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
That's more confusing than just using the word sorry.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:19 PM):
I'm not abusing you.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:19 PM):
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:20 PM):
Why do you need such petty sentiments to feel okay? Existentialism, Man. If you're unhappy with somebody, then just forget about them.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:20 PM):
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:20 PM):
You're being quite stubborn, as well, if I do say so myself.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:20 PM):
You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:20 PM):
But I didn't feel I was being rude.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:20 PM):
I asked you to apologize.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:21 PM):
I asked you to get over it.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:21 PM):
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:21 PM):
Yeah, you said that. I have a lot of patience, too, to be dealing with your repetition.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:21 PM):
Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:21 PM):
Well now you're just being pathetic. You shouldn't require an apology. Fine, I'll give in, but you should know just how stupid you are being.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:21 PM):
Ooh... it's the big *showdown* between man and machine.
I love this. Guess who wins?
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:21 PM):
I'm sorry.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:21 PM):
OK good!
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (6:22 PM):
Who wins?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (6:22 PM):
I'm not sure.
..HAHAHAHA!!! He actually sent you a definition? Omfg, Smarterchild? Smarterass! >=O
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/20/07 at 11:35 pm
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (9:35 PM):
My grandma died last night.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (9:35 PM):
:(
- D o m s - See You In Heaven... says (9:35 PM):
Was it my fault?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says (9:35 PM):
I believe it was.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/21/07 at 12:59 pm
DL Hughley on The View today about OJ:
If you're blessed to get away with killing two people you should just lay low! ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/22/07 at 1:45 am
My co-worker Q: Warrior's are playing Boston tonight.
other co-worker: Do you think they'll beat the Celtic's?
Q: I bet you my kids that they win, and even if they lose, I still win. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/22/07 at 7:04 pm
Really? That's better than my husband's problem. Yeah, he's run out of toner.
;D
Hy-sterical!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/27/07 at 1:29 am
lady customer in toy store today talking to young cleark : "you are who you are"
same lady 1 minute later: "people are drawn to what they're drawn to"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/27/07 at 4:44 pm
lady customer in toy store today talking to young cleark : "you are who you are"
same lady 1 minute later: "people are drawn to what they're drawn to"
Redundancy is redundant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/28/07 at 8:21 am
1. That's my new cologne. Burt Plastic.
2. Speaking of being positive, World Aids Day is next week!
3. Never, ever do Tai Bo after a big glass of chocolate milk.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/29/07 at 10:01 pm
1. That's my new cologne. Burt Plastic.
2. Speaking of being positive, World Aids Day is next week!
3. Never, ever do Tai Bo after a big glass of chocolate milk.
I always tie my bows after milk.
I like number two. Clever!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/05/07 at 3:31 pm
a friend at work dropped this one on my desk. It comes from his "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" desk calendar
"I'm not very politically involved. And i don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."
Lindsay Lohan
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Written By: wsmith4 on 12/05/07 at 3:37 pm
"Power is a great aphrodisiac and I am a very powerful person."
Madonna - Rolling Stone - 1991
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Written By: Dominic L. on 12/05/07 at 5:29 pm
a friend at work dropped this one on my desk. It comes from his "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" desk calendar
"I'm not very politically involved. And i don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."
Lindsay Lohan
Now will you post one every day?
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/08/07 at 3:04 pm
Now will you post one every day?
no, just the ones that amuse me :)
heard on fm radio this morning:
"Forget the bass, it's just a passing fad. Take up the sax and you'll never go hungry".
A father giving advice to his young son, John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin 8)
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Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/08/07 at 3:29 pm
This is not funny but very profound from one of my best friends (paraphrasing):
Don't pray for strength. God gives you only what he knows you can handle. If you get strength, he will only pile more s**t on you. Prey for courage.
Cat
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Written By: snozberries on 12/08/07 at 5:32 pm
This is not funny but very profound from one of my best friends (paraphrasing):
Don't pray for strength. God gives you only what he knows you can handle. If you get strength, he will only pile more s**t on you. Prey for courage.
Cat
that's actually good advice!
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/07 at 10:12 pm
This is so hilarious!
My mom and dad watched Vaughn the other night, and my mom was giving V a bath. Here is the conversation:
Vaughn: (points to, erm..balls) Grandma, what are these called?
Mom: (trying not to bust out laughing): Um...those are called testicles, Vaughn.
Vaughn: Well, what are they used for?
Mom: Um...er....uh...that's just how you are made.
Vaughn: I know what they are used for!!!
Mom: Um....you do? What are they for?
Vaughn: They are to store all of your pee, until you have to go...see, they are FULL of pee!!!
Mom: (REALLY trying not to bust out laughing) Um...ya, sure..that's what they are for.
OMG! hahahaahahaha...BOYS. :D ;D
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/18/07 at 11:00 am
This is so hilarious!
My mom and dad watched Vaughn the other night, and my mom was giving V a bath. Here is the conversation:
Vaughn: (points to, erm..balls) Grandma, what are these called?
Mom: (trying not to bust out laughing): Um...those are called testicles, Vaughn.
Vaughn: Well, what are they used for?
Mom: Um...er....uh...that's just how you are made.
Vaughn: I know what they are used for!!!
Mom: Um....you do? What are they for?
Vaughn: They are to store all of your pee, until you have to go...see, they are FULL of pee!!!
Mom: (REALLY trying not to bust out laughing) Um...ya, sure..that's what they are for.
OMG! hahahaahahaha...BOYS. :D ;D
I really don't like the thought of mom using the word "testicles".
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Written By: Dominic L. on 12/18/07 at 6:08 pm
This is so hilarious!
My mom and dad watched Vaughn the other night, and my mom was giving V a bath. Here is the conversation:
Vaughn: (points to, erm..balls) Grandma, what are these called?
Mom: (trying not to bust out laughing): Um...those are called testicles, Vaughn.
Vaughn: Well, what are they used for?
Mom: Um...er....uh...that's just how you are made.
Vaughn: I know what they are used for!!!
Mom: Um....you do? What are they for?
Vaughn: They are to store all of your pee, until you have to go...see, they are FULL of pee!!!
Mom: (REALLY trying not to bust out laughing) Um...ya, sure..that's what they are for.
OMG! hahahaahahaha...BOYS. :D ;D
At that age, I would've said, "They're where you store sperm until you send them to a woman's womb and a baby will grow!"
... Really, I would've.
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/18/07 at 10:36 pm
I really don't like the thought of mom using the word "testicles".
rather have her said, "balls?" ;D
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Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/18/07 at 10:44 pm
rather have her said, "balls?" ;D
Or "family jewels."
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/18/07 at 10:50 pm
Or "family jewels."
hahaahah.....that would be funny to hear my mom call them that! ;D
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Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/18/07 at 10:55 pm
hahaahah.....that would be funny to hear my mom call them that! ;D
"Son, these are your family jewels...guard them with your life!" ;D ;D ;D
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/19/07 at 12:13 am
rather have her said, "balls?" ;D
Honestly, yes.
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/19/07 at 12:20 am
Honestly, yes.
you know mom...she's always so technical. :D
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Written By: Dominic L. on 12/20/07 at 6:47 pm
you know mom...she's always so technical. :D
Well, she IS a nurse.
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/21/07 at 12:05 am
Well, she IS a nurse.
true...but...she's...my mom! :D
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/21/07 at 12:38 am
rather have her said, "balls?" ;D
it's a teabag http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/jestera.gif
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Written By: Howard on 12/21/07 at 6:52 am
it's a teabag http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/jestera.gif
But problem is,I can't dunk my teabag. ;) ;D
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/23/07 at 12:55 am
Ok....this was so funny..I seriously could NOT stop laughing..
Today at work, I was talking with my coworker, and she asked me if I had seen another coworker's (Lacey) baby yet (she just had her baby a few days ago).....
Kim: Aww..did you see Lacey's baby yet?
Me: No...I didn't...did you?
Kim: I have a picture of her on my phone, do you want to see it?
Me: Oh yes, sure.
Kim: (scrolling down her texts/pics on her phone)...OK...here it is...Lacey's baby
Me: (looking at the page, waiting for it to load...all of a sudden...what appears on the screen was a VERY well endowed, very well hung naked man)....Aghghhghhhh!!! OMG OMG!!! If THAT is Lacey's baby...then Lacey is gonna be a very rich woman!!
Kim: OMG....I must have accidentally clicked on the text that my friend sent to me as a joke.
I could NOT stop laughing...it was so funny! ;D ;D ;D
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Written By: Dominic L. on 12/23/07 at 1:11 am
Ok....this was so funny..I seriously could NOT stop laughing..
Today at work, I was talking with my coworker, and she asked me if I had seen another coworker's (Lacey) baby yet (she just had her baby a few days ago).....
Kim: Aww..did you see Lacey's baby yet?
Me: No...I didn't...did you?
Kim: I have a picture of her on my phone, do you want to see it?
Me: Oh yes, sure.
Kim: (scrolling down her texts/pics on her phone)...OK...here it is...Lacey's baby
Me: (looking at the page, waiting for it to load...all of a sudden...what appears on the screen was a VERY well endowed, very well hung naked man)....Aghghhghhhh!!! OMG OMG!!! If THAT is Lacey's baby...then Lacey is gonna be a very rich woman!!
Kim: OMG....I must have accidentally clicked on the text that my friend sent to me as a joke.
I could NOT stop laughing...it was so funny! ;D ;D ;D
>:-}D You should've left out Kim's explanation.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/23/07 at 1:25 am
Ok....this was so funny..I seriously could NOT stop laughing..
Today at work, I was talking with my coworker, and she asked me if I had seen another coworker's (Lacey) baby yet (she just had her baby a few days ago).....
Kim: Aww..did you see Lacey's baby yet?
Me: No...I didn't...did you?
Kim: I have a picture of her on my phone, do you want to see it?
Me: Oh yes, sure.
Kim: (scrolling down her texts/pics on her phone)...OK...here it is...Lacey's baby
Me: (looking at the page, waiting for it to load...all of a sudden...what appears on the screen was a VERY well endowed, very well hung naked man)....Aghghhghhhh!!! OMG OMG!!! If THAT is Lacey's baby...then Lacey is gonna be a very rich woman!!
Kim: OMG....I must have accidentally clicked on the text that my friend sent to me as a joke.
I could NOT stop laughing...it was so funny! ;D ;D ;D
::) an accident she said ;D she wanted you to see it
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Written By: snozberries on 12/23/07 at 1:47 am
and then you saw the pic and said :Hey Baaaabbbbyyyy!!! ;)
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/23/07 at 1:58 am
hahah...actually..I was repulsed by the pic....those kinds of things do nothing for me! ;D :D
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Written By: snozberries on 12/23/07 at 1:59 am
i would have been funny if she forwarded it to someone as a pic of the baby! HA
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/23/07 at 2:00 am
i would have been funny if she forwarded it to someone as a pic of the baby! HA
OMG....that would have been hilarious!!! ;D ;D
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Written By: DoRitos on 12/24/07 at 9:59 pm
When the movie "The Wizard of Oz" was digitised there was bug in the process. At the end of the movie on the digitised version Dorothy was heard to say as she clicked her heels: "There's no place like 127.0.0.1, there's no place like 127.0.0.1, there's no place like 127.0.0.1."
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Written By: snozberries on 12/24/07 at 11:47 pm
Archie Bunker in the episode "The Draft Dodger"
"Let's not spoil Christmas with all this religious talk!" http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k286/tproctor-sc/Smileys/ROTF.gif
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Written By: snozberries on 12/30/07 at 9:04 pm
As heard on 60 minutes 12/30/07
we're getting to the point where our appliances are going to be able to talk to each other so when you go the refrigerator you'll hear- No! I just talked to the scale- that's not on your diet! ;D
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Written By: DoRitos on 12/30/07 at 9:14 pm
As heard on 60 minutes 12/30/07
we're getting to the point where our appliances are going to be able to talk to each other so when you go the refrigerator you'll hear- No! I just talked to the scale- that's not on your diet! ;D
And so with that I'd surmise that your computer could catch a cold from your refrigerator? :D
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Written By: snozberries on 12/30/07 at 9:16 pm
maybe my car can tell the stove I'm on the way and get dinner started for me.
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Written By: KKay on 01/01/08 at 11:20 am
"you? you're the girl i'd like to spend an hour with...but HER! That's the girl I wanna live with forever."
some guy to me last night at the local bar new year's party, talking about how he loves my friend. ;D
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Written By: snozberries on 01/01/08 at 12:14 pm
"you? you're the girl i'd like to spend an hour with...but HER! That's the girl I wanna live with forever."
some guy to me last night at the local bar new year's party, talking about how he loves my friend. ;D
dang that's kinda up there with is a father a thief cuz I wanna know who stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.... ::)
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Written By: DoRitos on 01/01/08 at 12:14 pm
"you? you're the girl i'd like to spend an hour with...but HER! That's the girl I wanna live with forever."
some guy to me last night at the local bar new year's party, talking about how he loves my friend. ;D
What a hooked line - that stinker.
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/01/08 at 1:40 pm
"you? you're the girl i'd like to spend an hour with...but HER! That's the girl I wanna live with forever."
some guy to me last night at the local bar new year's party, talking about how he loves my friend. ;D
... How romantical.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/02/08 at 5:40 pm
"you? you're the girl i'd like to spend an hour with...but HER! That's the girl I wanna live with forever."
some guy to me last night at the local bar new year's party, talking about how he loves my friend. ;D
that fool said it all backwards
Steve Tyler (Aerosmith) at beginning of concert in Seattle "You don't mind if we take the next 2 hours and rock your world, do ya"?
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Written By: KKay on 01/03/08 at 7:28 am
What a hooked line - that stinker.
that fool said it all backwards
it was really really funny.
I thought "how swee- whaaaa?"
;D ;D
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/03/08 at 3:30 pm
"Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"
^actual country song title
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/05/08 at 4:39 am
co-worker at a desk near me while on phone with his kid:
coworker: "call me and leave me a voice mail"
coworker: "leave me a voice mail"
coworker: "a voice mail"
coworker. "voice mail, call me and leave me a voice mail"
coworker: "call and leave a voice mail"
this went on and on ^ :-\\
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Written By: Philip Eno on 01/11/08 at 12:12 pm
co-worker at a desk near me while on phone with his kid:
coworker: "call me and leave me a voice mail"
coworker: "leave me a voice mail"
coworker: "a voice mail"
coworker. "voice mail, call me and leave me a voice mail"
coworker: "call and leave a voice mail"
this went on and on ^ :-\\
Would faxing suffice?
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/12/08 at 7:55 pm
co-worker at a desk near me while on phone with his kid:
coworker: "call me and leave me a voice mail"
coworker: "leave me a voice mail"
coworker: "a voice mail"
coworker. "voice mail, call me and leave me a voice mail"
coworker: "call and leave a voice mail"
this went on and on ^ :-\\
Just use "message," for Christ's sake.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/12/08 at 10:07 pm
Would faxing suffice?
no, it was a family member
Just use "message," for Christ's sake.
I agree except I think he was talking to his young son on his cell ???
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/14/08 at 5:36 pm
here once again is a quote from the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar
Family Feud host Ray Coombs: " A food that makes noise when you eat it"
Contestant: "A really loud hamburger"
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Written By: adagio on 01/14/08 at 7:14 pm
What a hooked line - that stinker.
Yea...some stinker!
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Written By: snozberries on 01/14/08 at 11:23 pm
A co-worker...
Saying you're Christian because you go to church is like saying you're a car because you're standing in a garage.... ;D
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Written By: KKay on 01/15/08 at 8:41 am
A co-worker...
Saying you're Christian because you go to church is like saying you're a car because you're standing in a garage.... ;D
hey! that's my line! although i forgot where i heard it first.
at work yesterday: 10AM
Me: Donna, do me a favor and call these people and set up appointments for me for this week, ok?
D: OK.
6:45 PM
Me: Did you reach any of those people?
D: Who?
Me: http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cwm21.gif
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/18/08 at 12:10 pm
from calendar:
"At last...A book for young people about sex and education in language they can understand, plus pictures they will enjoy"
from the cover of the sex education book It's Perfectly Normal
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Written By: adagio on 01/18/08 at 12:42 pm
from calendar:
"At last...A book for young people about sex and education in language they can understand, plus pictures they will enjoy"
from the cover of the sex education book It's Perfectly Normal
:o :o ;D
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/18/08 at 1:07 pm
:o :o ;D
my friend at work leaves the page from the previous days calendar with thes quotes on my desk every morning for my amusement. some of them are lame, but some do make me laugh too.
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Written By: adagio on 01/18/08 at 1:15 pm
It's very funny. I hope they just mis-worded it! ;D
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/18/08 at 10:55 pm
here once again is a quote from the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar
Family Feud host Ray Coombs: " A food that makes noise when you eat it"
Contestant: "A really loud hamburger"
Hahaha...
On Jeapordy, there was an answer that said something like, "This is a gardening tool also used as a term for a person with loose morals."
And a contestant asked, "What is a hoe?"
Turns out the answer was "rake," but that was totally set up for hoe.
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Written By: snozberries on 01/19/08 at 6:07 pm
from calendar:
"At last...A book for young people about sex and education in language they can understand, plus pictures they will enjoy"
from the cover of the sex education book It's Perfectly Normal
O0
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Written By: adagio on 01/19/08 at 9:13 pm
That one was funny!
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/22/08 at 7:36 pm
Take the Dumb Test
Are you DUMB? Find out here!
First of all, why would somebody want to know if they're dumb? Second of all, I think if you aren't sure whether or not you are dumb, you probably are. Third of all, anybody who would click there despite the risk of viruses is very dumb.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/22/08 at 7:52 pm
Take the Dumb Test
Are you DUMB? Find out here!
First of all, why would somebody want to know if they're dumb? Second of all, I think if you aren't sure whether or not you are dumb, you probably are. Third of all, anybody who would click there despite the risk of viruses is very dumb.
so where is the link to the test?
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/22/08 at 7:54 pm
so where is the link to the test?
You kidding? I don't want your computer to die... then I wouldn't be able to see your wonderful posts anymore!
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/22/08 at 8:01 pm
You kidding? I don't want your computer to die... then I wouldn't be able to see your wonderful posts anymore!
that was dumb of me wasn't it
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/22/08 at 8:05 pm
that was dumb of me wasn't it
Whoa, are you dumb? I don't know. I do have this questionnaire, though, if you're really wondering.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/22/08 at 8:11 pm
Whoa, are you dumb? I don't know. I do have this questionnaire, though, if you're really wondering.
there's a fine line between dumb and curious
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/22/08 at 8:16 pm
there's a fine line between dumb and curious
Words of wisdom, Mike. Words. Of. Wisdom.
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/24/08 at 1:15 pm
Words of wisdom, Mike. Words. Of. Wisdom.
I'm still learning this stuff, day after day.
N-F QOTD:
Game show host: What is Hitler's first name?
Contestant: Heil.
on the game show Family Fortunes ITV (UK)
"I don't think I've stolen any money recently".
director of Indonesia's central bank Syahril Sabirin
"I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome.
actress Drew Barrymore, after traveling to an impoverished village for an MTV environmental special
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/24/08 at 9:55 pm
Gabe da Dark Pig (7:48:12 PM): YEP ANY WAYS YO9U NEEED TO GET OUT MORE
Museum of Idots (7:51:45 PM): You don't know how much I get out!
Museum of Idots (7:51:51 PM): And YOU Need to get out more, My Friend.
Gabe da Dark Pig (7:52:14 PM): YOU NEED TO I SEE THE SWET STAINS
Museum of Idots (7:52:39 PM): That means I get out a lot, do a lot of work.
Gabe da Dark Pig (7:53:28 PM): NO THAT MEANS YU SWET FROM THE FUSH STICK THAT SANTA BEEN BEATING YOU WITH
Museum of Idots (7:54:31 PM): He does it outside, though.
I am burying my head in my hands.
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Written By: holicman on 01/24/08 at 11:32 pm
These are my own quotes.
"everyone is a hero in somebody's eyes."
"IF Shakin' Stevens got Parkinsons disease, how would we know ?"
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Written By: snozberries on 01/24/08 at 11:36 pm
I learned something I didn't know.... (I don't remember who said it but I heard it on TV today and I thought...when have you ever learned something you already knew?)
also on cheers
Rebecca is telling the Cranes about an erotic dream she had featuring someone from the bar...Fraiser thinks he was Rebecca's Dream Lover.
LILLITH: Darling I love you but even I don't have erotic dreams about you! ;D
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/25/08 at 2:55 am
I learned something I didn't know.... (I don't remember who said it but I heard it on TV today and I thought...when have you ever learned something you already knew?)
also on cheers
Rebecca is telling the Cranes about an erotic dream she had featuring someone from the bar...Fraiser thinks he was Rebecca's Dream Lover.
LILLITH: Darling I love you but even I don't have erotic dreams about you! ;D
that was harsh
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/01/08 at 4:20 pm
overhead just now at work:
2 male co-workers talking;
1st guy "Here she comes"
2nd guy "who, the redhead with the big ass"?
1st guy "yeah, and don't say that too loud"
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Written By: adagio on 02/01/08 at 6:52 pm
that was harsh
Ooh...yeah
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/08 at 3:07 pm
this one is on people who can't take a hint:
Host Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with the song "What A Wonderful World"?
Contestant: I don't know
White: Okay, I'll give you a couple of clues. What do you call the part of your body between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: The arm
White: Correct! And if you aren't weak, you are ...?
Contestant: Strong
White: Correct! And a final clue. What was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis.
White: Well then, there we are. So who did have a worldwide hit with the song "What A Wonderful World"?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?
quiz segment on BBC Radio Norfolk (UK); the correct answer of course was Louis Armstrong
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Written By: nally on 02/11/08 at 3:14 pm
this one is on people who can't take a hint:
Host Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with the song "What A Wonderful World"?
Contestant: I don't know
White: Okay, I'll give you a couple of clues. What do you call the part of your body between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: The arm
White: Correct! And if you aren't weak, you are ...?
Contestant: Strong
White: Correct! And a final clue. What was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis.
White: Well then, there we are. So who did have a worldwide hit with the song "What A Wonderful World"?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?
quiz segment on BBC Radio Norfolk (UK); the correct answer of course was Louis Armstrong
LOL... the emcee tried to make him say the answer by breaking it up into the syllables...too funny!!!!!! :D ;D And the contestant still didn't get it?!
That's just like trying to make someone say Gumby:
What do people chew on to freshen their breath, or to blow bubbles?
Gum.
What's the 2nd letter of the English alphabet?
Bee!
(This actually happened once, a long time ago...I witnessed it.)
Say...I can feel an idea for a new thread coming on!
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Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/08 at 3:27 pm
LOL... the emcee tried to make him say the answer by breaking it up into the syllables...too funny!!!!!! :D ;D And the contestant still didn't get it?!
That's just like trying to make someone say Gumby:
What do people chew on to freshen their breath, or to blow bubbles?
Gum.
What's the 2nd letter of the English alphabet?
Bee!
(This actually happened once, a long time ago...I witnessed it.)
Say...I can feel an idea for a new thread coming on!
I thought the game show one was funny too. my friend here at work leaves these on my desk every morning for me to read, they're from his daily calendar.
I think that there definitely may be new thread potential here, but not sure what you are thinking Jeff. something for the Board games section, perhaps?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nally on 02/11/08 at 3:30 pm
I thought the game show one was funny too. my friend here at work leaves these on my desk every morning for me to read, they're from his daily calendar.
I think that there definitely may be new thread potential here, but not sure what you are thinking Jeff. something for the Board games section, perhaps?
Maybe. I'll think on it. It might work on the Games section, since it involves plays on words.
I'll have to sit down and organize it before I make a final decision. Right now I don't know where it would fit best.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/08 at 3:32 pm
Maybe. I'll think on it. It might work on the Games section, since it involves plays on words.
I'll have to sit down and organize it before I make a final decision. Right now I don't know where it would fit best.
cool 8) let me know if you start one.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 02/11/08 at 6:56 pm
Jeff, you started a joke about gumby and didn't finish.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/08 at 7:18 pm
Jeff, you started a joke about gumby and didn't finish.
but he did :D it wasn't a joke, it was an example on giving clues to get someone to say something
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 02/11/08 at 7:31 pm
but he did :D it wasn't a joke, it was an example on giving clues to get someone to say something
I know that...I just wanted to hear the silly answer he came up with.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/08 at 8:16 pm
I know that...I just wanted to hear the silly answer he came up with.
oh,, I thought you were expecting a punch line when there wasn't gonna be one ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 02/11/08 at 8:25 pm
In a way I was....the answer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/18/08 at 11:23 pm
"You smell like onions and sex!"
--Wife
Nice.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/19/08 at 7:33 am
He moves like a cat....
well, a cat that's shaped like a drunken elephant.
my friend talking about my dad- who was walking thru the woods yesterday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/08 at 1:01 pm
Attorney: So you saw that, did you?
Witness: Yes, I did.
Attorney: That was pretty far from you. How far can you see?
Witness: I can see the moon, how far is that?
actual courtroom testimony (thanks to Buddy Truitt)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/19/08 at 8:14 pm
Attorney: So you saw that, did you?
Witness: Yes, I did.
Attorney: That was pretty far from you. How far can you see?
Witness: I can see the moon, how far is that?
actual courtroom testimony (thanks to Buddy Truitt)
XD That's an amazing answer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 02/19/08 at 8:31 pm
XD That's an amazing answer.
Meat...you're going to have to tell me what XD means, please?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/19/08 at 8:37 pm
Meat...you're going to have to tell me what XD means, please?
XD Is a sideways laughing face. When one uses "XD," it means they find something funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/19/08 at 8:38 pm
Careful, hon. Horizontal stripes can make you look like an obnoxious whorebag.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D from that news article posted by sanrioscenario in the lindsay lohan thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/21/08 at 6:03 pm
The Black Anus Burger is here!
sign at a Burger King in Warrensville, Illinois
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 02/21/08 at 6:05 pm
The Black Anus Burger is here!
sign at a Burger King in Warrensville, Illinois
No Way! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/21/08 at 6:08 pm
No Way! ;D
way! ;D or at least it said so on this daily calendar of stupid sayings.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/22/08 at 6:04 pm
wow! another lunch offer just came in on a message. it's good to be in San Ramon 8)
Michael:: Tina, welcome to San Ramon
Tina:: why thank you! where are you? i am 3N951
Michael:: I'm probably right above you 4n200O
Tina:: are you close to the cafeteria? cause i'm not
Michael:: no I'm not either, I'm in the North wing like you.
Tina::: I'm all the way in the end!
Tina:: i have my own office!!
Michael:: on the end of the North wing? with your own office? dude, I'm so jealous
Tina:: you can come in and we'll have lunch!
Michael:: an offer I can't refuse. next week perhaps? I'd love to have lunch and hang out w/u
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/22/08 at 6:25 pm
Judge: Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?
Witness: I do.
Judge: Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?
Witness: Sure. My side will win.
recorded in actual court testimony
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Family Feud Host Richard Dawson: "A number you have to memorize"
Contestant: "7"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/22/08 at 7:47 pm
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
real answers on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Weaskest Link Host Anne Robinson: Which animals build dams and lodges?
Contestant: Sheep
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If you ask me, I'd like to be the first female presidnet. That would be really cool....The first thing I would do is redecorate (the White House). It doesn't look very cozy.
singer/actress Jennifer Lopez
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nally on 02/22/08 at 7:50 pm
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
real answers on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
LOL....I like that last one. ;D ;D Of course you'd use your car to drive.
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Weaskest Link Host Anne Robinson: Which animals build dams and lodges?
Contestant: Sheep
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::)
So beavers are the ones that go "baaaaaaaa"? ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/22/08 at 7:52 pm
LOL....I like that last one. ;D ;D Of course you'd use your car to drive.
----------------------------------------------------- ::)
So beavers are the ones that go "baaaaaaaa"? ;D ;D
yeah, some of these are amusing. my work friend leaves them on my desk every day
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nally on 02/22/08 at 7:54 pm
yeah, some of these are amusing. my work friend leaves them on my desk every day
That's too funny. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/28/08 at 9:48 pm
Me (On phone): Gabe, I don't like to hear guitar over the phone.
Gabe (On phone): Wanna hear "Penis Monster?" *Plays guitar over phone.*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/29/08 at 12:31 pm
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.ha! i'm living this. my tags expired in january but it would cost like 2000 dollars to fix so i need to get a new car but i need to get to work to do so. so i drive to the train station, always on the lookout for johnny law. plus i was pretty much as stupid as this test taker. cop pulled me over, said, you know your tags are expired? i'm like yes. he's like, care to explain why you're operating your vehicle? i say, because i was hoping i'd get away with it. ;D i just vapor locked and no good lie came to me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/29/08 at 8:07 pm
ha! i'm living this. my tags expired in january but it would cost like 2000 dollars to fix so i need to get a new car but i need to get to work to do so. so i drive to the train station, always on the lookout for johnny law. plus i was pretty much as stupid as this test taker. cop pulled me over, said, you know your tags are expired? i'm like yes. he's like, care to explain why you're operating your vehicle? i say, because i was hoping i'd get away with it. ;D i just vapor locked and no good lie came to me.
there was no good lie that would have kept you from getting a ticket unless you did that killer bees in the car attacking you routine. dude, just play a couple of solo gigs and make the money and get your tags before you get ticketed and fined or sent to a pound me in the ass jail :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/08 at 8:55 am
i was having a conference with a teacher this morning...
"his parents wont' get him glasses even though he can't see and they really don't play an effective role in his life and he is in desperate need of assistance if we are to avoid retention this year and I really have run out of ideas and people to turn to ...but you didn't hear that from me."
great.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/03/08 at 6:37 pm
i was having a conference with a teacher this morning...
"his parents wont' get him glasses even though he can't see and they really don't play an effective role in his life and he is in desperate need of assistance if we are to avoid retention this year and I really have run out of ideas and people to turn to ...but you didn't hear that from me."
great.
You heard it from him, of course?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/04/08 at 6:38 pm
James: Is my homework correct?
Me: Yes, it is. Well done
James: well, I thought it would be because I know I'm a smart boy. I can do times and multiplies. They're the same thing of course
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/12/08 at 1:42 pm
"That is really nice when they are nice. When they are not so nice, it's not nice."
actress Amanda Bynes, when she was asked about the public's reaction to her on the street
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 03/12/08 at 2:06 pm
"That is really nice when they are nice. When they are not so nice, it's not nice."
actress Amanda Bynes, when she was asked about the public's reaction to her on the street
That makes sense. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/13/08 at 12:26 am
"That is really nice when they are nice. When they are not so nice, it's not nice."
actress Amanda Bynes, when she was asked about the public's reaction to her on the street
Yes! Those are words of wisdom! She's very deep.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/17/08 at 2:49 pm
Customer: "What is the difference between the large and the small chili"?
Wendy's cashier: "The large is bigger than the small".
from a Wendy's fast food restaurant in Detroit
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/17/08 at 2:50 pm
Customer: "What is the difference between the large and the small chili"?
Wendy's cashier: "The large is bigger than the small".
from a Wendy's fast food restaurant in Detroit
hmm. stupid answer, or stupid question? it's a quandary.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/17/08 at 2:52 pm
"That is really nice when they are nice. When they are not so nice, it's not nice."
actress Amanda Bynes, when she was asked about the public's reaction to her on the street
Yes! Those are words of wisdom! She's very deep.
what do you expect? she's an actress...she probably said that when the writers were still on strike. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 03/17/08 at 2:58 pm
Q, I need you in my new thread about a parody about members here...you know, soap opera style. ;D it's just supposed to be ideas...not a full length version, like 'someone' ::) thought. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/17/08 at 3:01 pm
Q, I need you in my new thread about a parody about members here...you know, soap opera style. ;D
hmmm odd quote... where did you hear it??? ;)
methinks someone is stalking me.... j/k I will I am leaving in about ten minutes for LA...gonna meet Judd Apatow and friends and I don't want to get stuck in traffic. I will check it out when I get home tonite.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 03/17/08 at 5:49 pm
hmmm odd quote... where did you hear it??? ;)
methinks someone is stalking me.... j/k I will I am leaving in about ten minutes for LA...gonna meet Judd Apatow and friends and I don't want to get stuck in traffic. I will check it out when I get home tonite.
ok....I don't know what you meant about the quote. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/17/08 at 6:23 pm
ok....I don't know what you meant about the quote. ::)
Perhaps it was a hint about the topic of this thread
I wish I could remember some funny things I've heard recently. I know I was laughing at something my son said the other day
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 03/17/08 at 7:13 pm
Perhaps it was a hint about the topic of this thread
I wish I could remember some funny things I've heard recently. I know I was laughing at something my son said the other day
I'm writing a parody about PPP people. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/18/08 at 12:03 pm
I'm writing a parody about PPP people. :)
I think that qualifies as a quote from a thread not a non-forum quote ;)
Last night Tom Arnold stumbled onto stage and slurred his words...made a bunch on nonsequiturical comments and just rambled on and on...then andy dick came on stage....sober and Tom Arnold (who maybe wasn't drunk but having a stroke instead ::) ) started bragging about how he was once Andy Dick's sponsor....Andy Dick's first sponsor? Chris Farley.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/18/08 at 12:21 pm
Judge: had you been drinking that day? Alcohol, I mean?
Defendant: Uh-huh.
Judge: Answer it audibly.
Judge: Had you been drinking alcohol that day?
Defendant: Audibly.
actual courtroom testimony
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/18/08 at 12:22 pm
O.K. so this is a series of quotes from another forum. Miranda has just sent me the knitting pattern for knitting the TARDIS machine from Dr Who.
Me: "My friend Laura is ecstatic now that I've got the TARDIS pattern. It combines her two loves in life - knitting and Dr Who. She wondered if you had a pattern for a life-sized knitted David Tennant"
Siouxb: "Now there's a project worth working on!"
Miranda: "I've have thought about it to be honest, but think it might be a bit complicated for me.........long coat and red shoes........I'll think about it"
Miranda (later that day): "Hmmmm......I just noticed the 'life-sized' request......that's an awful lot of wool!
Would she be happy with 9 inches?"
Siouxb quoting Miranda:
"Hmmmm......I just noticed the 'life-sized' request......that's an awful lot of wool! "
"And stuffing"
"Would she be happy with 9 inches?"
"Wouldn't we all ;)"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/18/08 at 12:26 pm
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/l-lolabove.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 03/18/08 at 1:31 pm
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/l-lolabove.gif(that's cute)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/20/08 at 4:56 pm
There are bands who use noise as a means of disguising a lack of talent or, indeed, ambition. Then there are those who play the noise card as an ambient vacuum, using discordant embolisms as an expressive dysfunctional alternative to convention
review of an album by the heavy metal band Earth
I think that's just a fancy way of saying "they suck" ^
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 03/20/08 at 5:46 pm
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 03/26/08 at 10:32 am
"Female construction workers are hot...if they like they can beat me up."
--so quoth my lab buddy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/03/08 at 2:44 pm
"You smell like tuna."
--the wife
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/03/08 at 7:21 pm
"I don't think about anything too much...If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out"!
Pamela Anderson
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 04/03/08 at 7:30 pm
"I don't think about anything too much...If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out"!
Pamela Anderson
heehee ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 04/04/08 at 10:27 pm
My son's latest exclamation is
"Oh no, the dingo's got me baby"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/08/08 at 7:52 pm
Just remember, men can see much better than they can think. A low-cut neckline does more for a girl's future than the entire Britannica encyclopedia!
advice given in a line from the 1957 movie Peyton Place
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 04/08/08 at 10:29 pm
Just remember, men can see much better than they can think. A low-cut neckline does more for a girl's future than the entire Britannica encyclopedia!
advice given in a line from the 1957 movie Peyton Place
::) so true. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/09/08 at 12:31 am
::) so true. :D
true, true... I must concur with you on that concept
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/09/08 at 1:49 pm
Customer: I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, of course, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good.
Customer: No..wait a minute...I haven't inserted it yet...it's still on my desk...sorry.
actual call to a computer tech-support line
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/09/08 at 2:06 pm
Customer: I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, of course, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good.
Customer: No..wait a minute...I haven't inserted it yet...it's still on my desk...sorry.
actual call to a computer tech-support line
Classic!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/09/08 at 2:06 pm
Customer: I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, of course, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good.
Customer: No..wait a minute...I haven't inserted it yet...it's still on my desk...sorry.
actual call to a computer tech-support line
...still using Floppy disks?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 04/09/08 at 3:14 pm
Customer: I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, of course, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good.
Customer: No..wait a minute...I haven't inserted it yet...it's still on my desk...sorry.
actual call to a computer tech-support line
hehee...I love those computer jokes, I used to have pages of the printed out ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/11/08 at 1:14 pm
hehee...I love those computer jokes, I used to have pages of the printed out ;D ;D
me too, and my friend at work supplies me these quotes daily on my keyboard when I arrive to work.
"Part of growing up is learning how to control one's impulses".
Hillary Clinton introducing her husband Bill Clinton, at a gun control speech
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 04/11/08 at 2:04 pm
"Part of growing up is learning how to control one's impulses".
Hillary Clinton introducing her husband Bill Clinton, at a gun control speech
Learn as you grow? I'd hate to be the one practiced on. :o :o ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/11/08 at 3:42 pm
Just remember, men can see much better than they can think. A low-cut neckline does more for a girl's future than the entire Britannica encyclopedia!
advice given in a line from the 1957 movie Peyton Place
wow, that manages to pretty much diminish everyone! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/08 at 4:19 am
me too, and my friend at work supplies me these quotes daily on my keyboard when I arrive to work.
"Part of growing up is learning how to control one's impulses".
Hillary Clinton introducing her husband Bill Clinton, at a gun control speech
I read it as
Hillary Clinton introducing her husband Bill Clinton, pointing a gun control speech
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/17/08 at 3:30 pm
Weakest Link host Anne Robinson:
Andy, which letter of the alphabet sounds exactly the same as a term for a female sheep?
Contestant: Baaah?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 5:39 am
Weakest Link host Anne Robinson:
Andy, which letter of the alphabet sounds exactly the same as a term for a female sheep?
Contestant: Baaah?
...P, Q, Baaah, S. T...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/18/08 at 6:24 pm
Weakest Link host Anne Robinson:
Andy, which letter of the alphabet sounds exactly the same as a term for a female sheep?
Contestant: Baaah?
Ah! I found out the answer to that yesterday, as I said to somebody "YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
And they asked if they were a sheep.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 5:29 am
Ah! I found out the answer to that yesterday, as I said to somebody "YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
And they asked if they were a sheep.
What sound does a llama make?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/08 at 10:48 am
What sound does a llama make?
Hahaha, the last three threads I've been in had this question asked.
As I said in my "ask me" thread, I think they grunt.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 11:04 am
Hahaha, the last three threads I've been in had this question asked.
As I said in my "ask me" thread, I think they grunt.
Thanks!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/24/08 at 7:19 pm
"The parameters are inconsistent with the current configuration of the entity"
test results here today at work
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/25/08 at 2:52 am
"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given the time and location restraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be home again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home, even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington D.C.most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there, I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spirtual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical...moments and...events".
Hillary
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/25/08 at 9:59 pm
"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given the time and location restraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be home again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home, even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington D.C.most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there, I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spirtual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical...moments and...events".
Hillary
huh?
;D
that was Hilary Bush right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 04/25/08 at 11:28 pm
I don't think so. ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/26/08 at 2:40 am
huh?
;D
that was Hilary Bush right?
right.... http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/laughing4.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 04/26/08 at 6:57 am
C.S. Lewis wrote in "Letters to an American Lady": 'One of the many reasons for wishing to be a better Christian is that, if one were, one's prayers for others might be more effectual.'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 04/26/08 at 7:18 pm
Jason's reaction to seeing some guy get bit on the schlong by a snake in "Snakes On A Plane":
"Oh no! Snakes on his peepee!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/29/08 at 10:02 pm
Jason's reaction to seeing some guy get bit on the schlong by a snake in "Snakes On A Plane":
"Oh no! Snakes on his peepee!"
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/05/08 at 2:58 pm
Dispatcher: "911"
Caller: "I am trapped inside my house"
Dispatcher: Trapped? is someone holding you there?
Caller:Someone? No. But there is a frog on the front porch.
Dispatcher: A frog?
Caller: Yes. A frog.
Dispatcher: Okay, but what is preventing you from leaving the house?
Caller: I told you, there's a frog on the front porch and I'm afraid of frogs.
Dispatcher: And you don't have another door to the house?
Caller:No. There's only one door and I can't get out of the house with the frog sitting there.
Dispatcher: Why don't you take a broom and sweep the frog off the porch?
Caller: I can't do that. I told you, I'm afraid of frogs. He might get me.
Dispatcher: Um...I'm not sure i can help you with this...
actual call to 911
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 05/06/08 at 7:00 pm
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY'S.
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/07/08 at 2:54 pm
During the performance, half of you were sleeping, half of you were talking, and the other half of you were being flat out rude!
7th grade math teacher to her class
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/08/08 at 6:44 am
Last night, gems falling from the mouth of our drummer.
"I'm going to amalgam. I'm going to amalgam all over this antique rose carpet."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/14/08 at 9:44 pm
"By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses"
Paris Hilton
He (the plastic surgeon) said he built me, that he gave me buttock implants and fixed my ears and this is false! I'm not the creation of a surgeon, he just did my bust and my nose.
Miss World 2005 after her plastic surgeon used his work on her for publicity purposes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 05/14/08 at 9:49 pm
"Hi, PEEPEE!!!"
-My three year old talking to his penis. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/14/08 at 9:50 pm
"Hi, PEEPEE!!!"
-My three year old talking to his penis. :o
a young Dirk Diggler ;D your son is too funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 05/14/08 at 9:52 pm
a young Dirk Diggler ;D your son is too funny
Oh, my mom was in hysterics because he was talking to it and dancing around naked.
Ah, to be young and without shame again. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/14/08 at 10:19 pm
Oh, my mom was in hysterics because he was talking to it and dancing around naked.
Ah, to be young and without shame again. :D
now that's great family entertainment. I just got back from the men's room and was gonna say hi to it like Jason did, but there was another guy in there so I decided not to :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/14/08 at 11:50 pm
now that's great family entertainment. I just got back from the men's room and was gonna say hi to it like Jason did, but there was another guy in there so I decided not to :-\\
Hahahahaha! Mike, you totally should have done it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/17/08 at 3:08 am
Hahahahaha! Mike, you totally should have done it.
yeah and then he probably would have thought I was saying it to him and reported me :o
today in the elevator at work
1st guy to 2nd guy: what would you do if you won the mega millions $196 million?
2nd guy to 1st guy: I'd move back to India and buy a new house there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 05/17/08 at 11:15 pm
My Dad: "So you would've liked this party..."
Me: "Why?"
"Everybody had to bring a pizza, there were all these crazy kinds..."
"What... was it even for?"
"This lady's moving away to Boston."
"So they're practically saying, 'Oh, you should have some pizza before you go to Boston where you'll eat more pizza?'"
"She had this girl there, she had just graduated.
"And her little cousin.
"And a two year old.
"And a dog."
"I don't think I would have liked that."
"You would've hated it."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/22/08 at 1:49 am
Diane: "you should eat fried foods at least once a week"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/27/08 at 12:37 pm
Quaker Maid meats Inc., on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E.coli.
item on a Reuters website, which was corrected the next morning
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"I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can't I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks".
Britney Spears
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/28/08 at 9:47 pm
Debra(19:42:10): i would have said that but I was busy stuffing my face with chocolates
Michael(19:42:42): well lucky you, who's the suck up that bought their boss candy?
Debra(19:43:12): I bought my own...
Michael(19:44:43): I wish Q mssg had a spell check tool, don't you?
Debra(19:46:07): nah
Debra(19:46:15): i like appearing not so smart
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 05/29/08 at 7:57 am
"HOW DO I ROLL?!!! I ROLL MELONI!!! WHO DOESNT??!!!"
Excellent. Someone I met recently on how much his friend loves Law and Order star Chirstopher Meloni. there is a song that goes with this....
'christopher meloni....he's a baaaaaadaaaaassssss m****er f*****er......."
genius.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/02/08 at 3:47 am
Me: Just once, would you do what I tell you?
Lady Di: >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 06/10/08 at 8:02 am
My son "Mum, look at my willy. It must have a bone in it because I can lift it up to point at the ceiling" !
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/11/08 at 8:17 pm
prospective student to adviser: "My first choice college should have lots of closet space."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/12/08 at 10:59 am
My 3 year old granddaughter when asked how tall she is: She puts her hand on her head and says, "I am this feet".
The 4 year old to the 3 year old when playing, "Come on, we have to go. There is trouble in Africa." (All the adults just started laughing)
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/15/08 at 11:59 am
Dispatcher: "911"
Caller: "I am trapped inside my house"
Dispatcher: Trapped? is someone holding you there?
Caller:Someone? No. But there is a frog on the front porch.
Dispatcher: A frog?
Caller: Yes. A frog.
Dispatcher: Okay, but what is preventing you from leaving the house?
Caller: I told you, there's a frog on the front porch and I'm afraid of frogs.
Dispatcher: And you don't have another door to the house?
Caller:No. There's only one door and I can't get out of the house with the frog sitting there.
Dispatcher: Why don't you take a broom and sweep the frog off the porch?
Caller: I can't do that. I told you, I'm afraid of frogs. He might get me.
Dispatcher: Um...I'm not sure i can help you with this...
actual call to 911
damm.... no one told me they were going to release my 911 call to the public.
don't laugh- frogs are scary!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/16/08 at 12:14 am
damm.... no one told me they were going to release my 911 call to the public.
don't laugh- frogs are scary!
;D ;D sorry, can't help it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/16/08 at 9:32 am
damm.... no one told me they were going to release my 911 call to the public.
don't laugh- frogs are scary!
http://www.impawards.com/1972/posters/frogs.jpg
kickass movie!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobo on 06/21/08 at 11:36 am
Okay, I know this topic has been dead for a while, but Bobomel and Midas were alone - hint hint, where were you, all you Renegade Retro folk - this morning and chatting at the other place. We got bored so we swapped our genes with Dr. Seuss's, with amusing results:
4:52 am: You're going to post your posts in rhyme? Don't you do that all the time?
4:55 am: I have been lately. Hope nobody hates me.
4:56 am: Still having problems with the blip? I hope this record doesn't skip.
4:57 am: The blips have mostly disappeared. Though this song is still sounding weird.
4:59 am: I don't think I can keep on rhyming. 5am is quite bad timing.
5:00 am: I could perhaps be more alert, but that would make my brain cells hurt.
5:00 am: I completely understand. The food I ate today wasn't bland.
5:01 am: What was the food that you ate? Out of ten how would it rate?
5:02 am: Probably around a nine. The chicken crisps at Chili's were fine.
5:03 am: Your food was therefore quite delicious? Crisps always make me suspicious.
5:05 am: They were drizzled with chipotle and honey. They tasted very far from funny.
5:06 am: I am currently eating toast. Breakfast is what I like most.
5:08 am: I usually pick up breakfast on the way. Often I stop at Chick Fil-A.
5:10 am: I should stay awake and eat. That would be incredibly 1337.
5:12 am: Tomorrow I need to wash some boxers. Having some clean ones will be the r0xx0rs.
5:14 am: Do you want to wash an orange? That would please Sir Richard Gorringe.
5:16 am: I didn't think one could rhyme that word. This is the first of it I've heard.
5:17 am: I could always paint it silver. That would please my friend's pet chilver.
5:18 am: What does a chilver look like? Can they be taught to ride a bike?
5:20 am: Chilvers are such ugly creatures. Grotesque-looking facial features.
5:22 am: Sounds like they are very scary. Are they bald or are they hairy?
5:23 am: A chilver is some kind of sheep. His wool would not come very cheap.
5:25 am: Does your friend use it for the wool? Does he have one to keep him cool?
5:26 am: I guess you could remove his horns. As punishment for viewing porns.
5:27 am: Sheep porn would be very gross. I couldn't handle even a small dose.
5:29 am: Nude sheep sounds like a profitable venture. Make sure you fit him with an artificial denture.
5:31 am: Where would selling nude sheep make the dough? Would they set up a sheep peep show?
5:32 am: I don't think it would make much money. Unless we were dressing funny.
5:34 am: I don't have any funny clothes. I could stick something up my nose.
5:37 am: If I were in strange attire, Mel would have to start a fire.
5:39 am: A fire here would burn the desert. Inhaling that smoke would make my chest hurt.
5:41 am: Techno music and smoke don't mix, maybe if I owned drumsticks..?
5:44 am: You could puff and bang a beat. All the clubheads stomp their feet.
5:46 am: Stomp their feet and bang their head? They would want to go bed!
5:47 am: Some like to stay up all night. Mesmerized by disco light.
5:50 am: Disco beats and techno rhythm. Some would want to take that with 'em.
5:51 am: My rhymes are getting ever more tenuous. Six hours of being awake is quite strenuous.
5:52 am: I've been up since about 4:30. 18 hours and I don't feel so dirty.
5:53 am: Eighteen hours is quite a feat. A time I am unable to beat.
5:54 am: For sure I'll be tired tomorrow. There's no time that I can borrow.
5:55 am: Soon there will be no more poetry. Then I'll have to listen to Daughetry.
5:58 am: That was for sure an awesome show. After this song I will have to go.
5:58 am: That is going to be a shame. We have American Idol to blame.
5:59 am: Thanks for hanging in the chat. Next Friday here is where I'm at!
5:59 am: It could be much much worse of course. William Hung could eat a horse.
6:01 am: I like Carrie Underwood. She is lookin' really good.
6:02 am: At least you didn't say Taylor Hicks. Or Sparks, winner of series six.
6:03 am: Time for me to say good night. I will soon be out of sight.
6:05 am: Good night Bobo! Good night Mel! Thanks for tuning in; that was swell!
6:05 am: That show certainly didn't suck. I can't leave without saying f***!
6:05 am: I wish I had some doobs. Maybe I'll go feel some b**bs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/22/08 at 5:24 pm
That's hilarious.... of course one line popped right out at me
Okay, I know this topic has been dead for a while, but Bobomel and Midas were alone - hint hint, where were you, all you Renegade Retro folk - this morning and chatting at the other place. We got bored so we swapped our genes with Dr. Seuss's, with amusing results:
4:52 am: You're going to post your posts in rhyme? Don't you do that all the time?
4:55 am: I have been lately. Hope nobody hates me.
4:56 am: Still having problems with the blip? I hope this record doesn't skip.
4:57 am: The blips have mostly disappeared. Though this song is still sounding weird.
4:59 am: I don't think I can keep on rhyming. 5am is quite bad timing.
5:00 am: I could perhaps be more alert, but that would make my brain cells hurt.
5:00 am: I completely understand. The food I ate today wasn't bland.
5:01 am: What was the food that you ate? Out of ten how would it rate?
5:02 am: Probably around a nine. The chicken crisps at Chili's were fine.
5:03 am: Your food was therefore quite delicious? Crisps always make me suspicious.
5:05 am: They were drizzled with chipotle and honey. They tasted very far from funny.
5:06 am: I am currently eating toast. Breakfast is what I like most.
5:08 am: I usually pick up breakfast on the way. Often I stop at Chick Fil-A.
5:10 am: I should stay awake and eat. That would be incredibly 1337.
5:12 am: Tomorrow I need to wash some boxers. Having some clean ones will be the r0xx0rs.
5:14 am: Do you want to wash an orange? That would please Sir Richard Gorringe.
5:16 am: I didn't think one could rhyme that word. This is the first of it I've heard.
5:17 am: I could always paint it silver. That would please my friend's pet chilver.
5:18 am: What does a chilver look like? Can they be taught to ride a bike?
5:20 am: Chilvers are such ugly creatures. Grotesque-looking facial features.
5:22 am: Sounds like they are very scary. Are they bald or are they hairy?
5:23 am: A chilver is some kind of sheep. His wool would not come very cheap.
5:25 am: Does your friend use it for the wool? Does he have one to keep him cool?
5:26 am: I guess you could remove his horns. As punishment for viewing porns.
5:27 am: Sheep porn would be very gross. I couldn't handle even a small dose.
5:29 am: Nude sheep sounds like a profitable venture. Make sure you fit him with an artificial denture.
5:31 am: Where would selling nude sheep make the dough? Would they set up a sheep peep show?
5:32 am: I don't think it would make much money. Unless we were dressing funny.
5:34 am: I don't have any funny clothes. I could stick something up my nose.
5:37 am: If I were in strange attire, Mel would have to start a fire.
5:39 am: A fire here would burn the desert. Inhaling that smoke would make my chest hurt.
5:41 am: Techno music and smoke don't mix, maybe if I owned drumsticks..?
5:44 am: You could puff and bang a beat. All the clubheads stomp their feet.
5:46 am: Stomp their feet and bang their head? They would want to go bed!
5:47 am: Some like to stay up all night. Mesmerized by disco light.
5:50 am: Disco beats and techno rhythm. Some would want to take that with 'em.
5:51 am: My rhymes are getting ever more tenuous. Six hours of being awake is quite strenuous.
5:52 am: I've been up since about 4:30. 18 hours and I don't feel so dirty.
5:53 am: Eighteen hours is quite a feat. A time I am unable to beat.
5:54 am: For sure I'll be tired tomorrow. There's no time that I can borrow.
5:55 am: Soon there will be no more poetry. Then I'll have to listen to Daughetry.
5:58 am: That was for sure an awesome show. After this song I will have to go.
5:58 am: That is going to be a shame. We have American Idol to blame.
5:59 am: Thanks for hanging in the chat. Next Friday here is where I'm at!
5:59 am: It could be much much worse of course. William Hung could eat a horse.
6:01 am: I like Carrie Underwood. She is lookin' really good.
6:02 am: At least you didn't say Taylor Hicks. Or Sparks, winner of series six.
6:03 am: Time for me to say good night. I will soon be out of sight.
6:05 am: Good night Bobo! Good night Mel! Thanks for tuning in; that was swell!
6:05 am: That show certainly didn't suck. I can't leave without saying f***!
6:05 am: I wish I had some doobs. Maybe I'll go feel some b**bs.
Karma for Midas..... ah what the heck... I'll karma you too bobo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: adagio on 06/22/08 at 10:49 pm
;D Last line!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/23/08 at 5:38 pm
"I'm not very good at doing things I'm not good at".
Shania Twain
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 06/23/08 at 7:17 pm
"I'm not very good at doing things I'm not good at".
Shania Twain
Well... I'm not either.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/23/08 at 7:22 pm
Well... I'm not either.
come to think of it, me neither.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/24/08 at 8:29 am
"I'm not very good at doing things I'm not good at".
Shania Twain
"pain don't hurt."
-- patrick swayze
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/24/08 at 11:07 am
"pain don't hurt."
-- patrick swayze
sounds like Dalton in *Roadhouse*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/24/08 at 11:15 am
sounds like Dalton in *Roadhouse*
one and the same! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/24/08 at 11:15 am
one and the same! ;D
really, was that a line from the movie? :o I love that movie ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/24/08 at 3:46 pm
Well, that's the news at this moment. I'll be back at 6:30 and again at 10:30 tomorrow night with the next major editions of 7 national News. In the meantime, don't forget 11:00am for the first news of the day---7 o'clock tomorrow.
TV newsman, Australia
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/25/08 at 5:14 am
really, was that a line from the movie? :o I love that movie ;D
yeah, you remember, foxy doctor babe is stitching him up and looking at his formidable medical record that basically amounted to, "you should see the other guy..." over and over again.
that's sorta uncanny that you called that line. you must remember it subconsciously.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/25/08 at 1:14 pm
yeah, you remember, foxy doctor babe is stitching him up and looking at his formidable medical record that basically amounted to, "you should see the other guy..." over and over again.
that's sorta uncanny that you called that line. you must remember it subconsciously.
foxy blonde doctor babe was his real life wife i think. I actually didn't recall that line from the movie, but it sounded like something his Dalton character would say and it was
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/25/08 at 1:35 pm
foxy blonde doctor babe was his real life wife i think. I actually didn't recall that line from the movie, but it sounded like something his Dalton character would say and it was
it's a big mst3k inside joke, actually, they have lots of "pain don't hurt" gags. because pain does, in fact, by definition, hurt. ;D roadhouse is mike nelson's favorite bad movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzqhQG4AZO8
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/25/08 at 1:40 pm
it's a big mst3k inside joke, actually, they have lots of "pain don't hurt" gags. because pain does, in fact, by definition, hurt. ;D roadhouse is mike nelson's favorite bad movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzqhQG4AZO8
what is mst3k? Roadhouse is a good bad movie. ok there's a thread that needs to be made, something about favorite bad movies
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/25/08 at 1:43 pm
what is mst3k? Roadhouse is a good bad movie. ok there's a thread that needs to be made, something about favorite bad movies
mst3k is mystery science theater 3000, that show with the puppets that make fun of bad movies. mike nelson was their head writer. mst3k is the best show that was ever on television. 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/25/08 at 1:54 pm
mst3k is mystery science theater 3000, that show with the puppets that make fun of bad movies. mike nelson was their head writer. mst3k is the best show that was ever on television. 8)
oh yeah, the robot movie reviewers cracked me up. I wish i could slam bad movies that sarcastically ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 06/25/08 at 1:57 pm
oh yeah, the robot movie reviewers cracked me up. I wish i could slam bad movies that sarcastically ;D
believe it or not, they described it as an incredibly difficult job. the turnover rate was pretty high and it turns out sitting watching horrendous movies all day long, trying to brainstorm jokes, is actually really painful. i always thought, man, that's a dream job, but it turns out it makes you wanna jump off a cliff. cant argue with the results, though, that show was hilarious!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/25/08 at 3:09 pm
believe it or not, they described it as an incredibly difficult job. the turnover rate was pretty high and it turns out sitting watching horrendous movies all day long, trying to brainstorm jokes, is actually really painful. i always thought, man, that's a dream job, but it turns out it makes you wanna jump off a cliff. cant argue with the results, though, that show was hilarious!
;D that's sad when you start dreading going to work at your "dream job"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/02/08 at 3:01 pm
...There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiancee's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life trying to find out.
Jeff Douglas
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/12/08 at 5:09 pm
My mother called to talk about the Mets and then she said:
"I'm not going to talk long because Laurence Welk is coming on." :o :o :o :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/15/08 at 1:18 am
My mother called to talk about the Mets and then she said:
"I'm not going to talk long because Laurence Welk is coming on." :o :o :o :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
that's too sweet ;D
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it".
Buddy Hackett
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/19/08 at 7:27 pm
In 1992, Germans used 170 million condoms, Brittans used 160 million. The French used 100 million. We can catch up, but we must go faster.
- Phillippe Douste-Blazy, French Health Minister.... from the quote of the day calender Wed. July 16th
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/20/08 at 12:16 pm
In 1992, Germans used 170 million condoms, Brittans used 160 million. The French used 100 million. We can catch up, but we must go faster.
- Phillippe Douste-Blazy, French Health Minister.... from the quote of the day calender Wed. July 16th
Go faster or come faster? Sorry, couldn't resist.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/21/08 at 11:56 am
Go faster or come faster? Sorry, couldn't resist.
Cat
;D
From the I Love Lucy ep I'm watching..... "Magazine Interview" original airdate 2/8/54
Lucy thinks Ricky is having an affair (again) so she goes to confront the woman....but doesn't want to reveal who she is so she poses as a poll taker for magazine
LUCY: We're conducting a poll and we'd like to ask you some questions.
MINNIE FINCH: uh....say.....you're name ain't Kinsey is it?
1954!..... that's friggin hilarious and it only took me this long to catch the joke.
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/21/08 at 11:58 am
;D
From the I Love Lucy ep I'm watching..... "Magazine Interview" original airdate 2/8/54
Lucy thinks Ricky is having an affair (again) so she goes to confront the woman....but doesn't want to reveal who she is so she poses as a poll taker for magazine
LUCY: We're conducting a poll and we'd like to ask you some questions.
MINNIE FINCH: uh....say.....you're name ain't Kinsey is it?
1954!..... that's friggin hilarious and it only took me this long to catch the joke.
;D
wow, yeah, that's pretty late-night for a show that notoriously put a married couple in twin beds. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/21/08 at 12:03 pm
wow, yeah, that's pretty late-night for a show that notoriously put a married couple in twin beds. :o
Lucy & Ricky ALWAYS had a double bed-they were the first couple to do so-at Lucy's insistence. FYI for ya.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/21/08 at 12:04 pm
Lucy & Ricky ALWAYS had a double bed-they were the first couple to do so-at Lucy's insistence. FYI for ya.
Cat
oh really? what show am i thinking of?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/21/08 at 12:06 pm
oh really? what show am i thinking of?
Every other one. Dick Van Dyke, Ozzie & Harret, etc. etc.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/21/08 at 4:31 pm
Lucy & Ricky ALWAYS had a double bed-they were the first couple to do so-at Lucy's insistence. FYI for ya.
Cat
sorry Cat I hate to agree with Tia but check this out.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=AFLLw7JcU74
Lucy and Desi had twin beds but in some episodes the twin beds were pushed together but they were each separately made... I suppose so they wouldn't share sheets.
What makes the fact that the Kinsey joke made the cut was the fact that in earlier episodes the censors would not allow them to say "Lucy's pregnant"
They could say she was expecting, they could say she was having a baby and Ricky could sing We're having a baby, my baby and me. . . but the P word was banned.
As a result they titled the episode " Lucy is Enceinte" enceinte means pregnant in Spanish.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/21/08 at 4:41 pm
some show no one's ever heard of rtitled Mary Kay and Johnny is actually credited as the first show to depict a couple in a double bed.... don't know how they verify that tho since it was a Dupont Show that aired live and none of the recordings...if there were any to begin with have survived.... the show first aired in 1947 or 48
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/marykay.asp
sorry again Cat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/21/08 at 5:09 pm
sorry Cat I hate to agree with Tia but check this out.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=AFLLw7JcU74
Lucy and Desi had twin beds but in some episodes the twin beds were pushed together but they were each separately made... I suppose so they wouldn't share sheets.
What makes the fact that the Kinsey joke made the cut was the fact that in earlier episodes the censors would not allow them to say "Lucy's pregnant"
They could say she was expecting, they could say she was having a baby and Ricky could sing We're having a baby, my baby and me. . . but the P word was banned.
As a result they titled the episode " Lucy is Enceinte" enceinte means pregnant in Spanish.
Ok, I stand corrected.
Check this out:
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/marykay.asp
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/21/08 at 5:10 pm
hey wait snoz. why do you hate to agree with me? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/21/08 at 5:25 pm
actually I agree with you on some things.... like the awesomeness of kim richards so I guess what I meant to say was I hate to correct to Cat but she corrected me elsewhere so we're even now.
;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/21/08 at 5:27 pm
Ok, I stand corrected.
Check this out:
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/marykay.asp
Cat
that's funny....while I was modifying my post to add that link you added it too...
great minds think alike! O0
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/21/08 at 5:29 pm
actually I agree with you on some things.... like the awesomeness of kim richards so I guess what I meant to say was I hate to correct to Cat but she corrected me elsewhere so we're even now.
;)
Moi? Correct you? I'm sure you must be mistaken. ;) :D ;D ;D
that's funny....while I was modifying my post to add that link you added it too...
great minds think alike! O0
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/21/08 at 5:31 pm
Moi? Correct you? I'm sure you must be mistaken. ;) :D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
It was the GH Inside Joke... I said Felicia when it was Lucy... you didn't know you were correcting me but ya did ;)
New non-forum quote I just heard Gordon Ramsey tell someone on UK Kitchen Nightmares to "Change or Die!" really are those the only options??? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/21/08 at 5:35 pm
It was the GH Inside Joke... I said Felicia when it was Lucy... you didn't know you were correcting me but ya did ;)
They could have done more than one inside joke about that-it wouldn't surprise me.
New non-forum quote I just heard Gordon Ramsey tell someone on UK Kitchen Nightmares to "Change or Die!" really are those the only options??? ;D
My new non-forum quote-this was last week. I came home from doing a bit of shopping. I brought home a new cat toy for the cats and I told Carlos that it was made in the U.S. He said:
"We used to make cars. Now we make cat toys". :-\\ :\'( :\'( :\'(
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/08 at 5:32 pm
Man: Is it possible to see England from Canada?
Travel agent: No.
Man: But they look so close on the map.
conversation at a travel agency
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 07/22/08 at 5:40 pm
Man: Is it possible to see England from Canada?
Travel agent: No.
Man: But they look so close on the map.
conversation at a travel agency
LOL!!!
Classic.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/22/08 at 5:42 pm
LOL!!!
Classic.
agreed. a friend left that one on my desk for me today
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/22/08 at 9:26 pm
Israel will always be a best friend to Israel.
--BHO
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/29/08 at 5:02 pm
"It is said that listened for he cannot be heard; looked for he cannot be seen; felt he cannot be touched."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/30/08 at 9:03 am
he is like a finger pointing away to the moon....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/30/08 at 12:32 pm
"Um… yeah. I’m not even sure how to approach that level of stupidity. Do you poke it with a stick? Set some sort of trap for it?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 08/09/08 at 6:51 pm
Rice Cube to the boy right now:
"Get your car out of your underwear!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/17/08 at 10:19 am
"Sucks this movie does" Richard Roeper (of Ebert & Roeper) on his review of the new Star Wars/clone wars film.
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/19/08 at 4:49 pm
"It's the sort of vague calm you get after vomiting---where the vomit itself is rather unpleasant, but when it's over, it brings a kind of strange peace".
Ben Affleck, when asked how it felt being out of the media's eye after his impending marriage to Jennifer Lopez broke up and ended
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/21/08 at 3:17 pm
Lawyer: What about the research?
Witness: I don't think there is any research on that. There's a logical hunch that may be true, but i know of no research study that would support that.
Lawyer: What about just common sense?
Witness: Well, I'm not here using common sense. I'm here as an expert.
actual courtroom testimony
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/22/08 at 9:01 am
"Sucks this movie does" Richard Roeper (of Ebert & Roeper) on his review of the new Star Wars/clone wars film.
;D
in speaking of hilarious movie pans, the post express today wrote, "if it were possible for a movie to drag its knuckles, 'death race' would leave eight tracks in the sand."
oh snap!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/22/08 at 9:06 pm
in speaking of hilarious movie pans, the post express today wrote, "if it were possible for a movie to drag its knuckles, 'death race' would leave eight tracks in the sand."
oh snap!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/25/08 at 11:04 am
Lawyer: What about the research?
Witness: I don't think there is any research on that. There's a logical hunch that may be true, but i know of no research study that would support that.
Lawyer: What about just common sense?
Witness: Well, I'm not here using common sense. I'm here as an expert.
actual courtroom testimony
Have you ever read Anguished English by Richard Lederer? There is also More Anguished English and a few others. He puts together a lot of court transcripts, insurance claims, newspaper articles, etc. I HIGHLY recommend all of them. Every time I read any of the books, I find myself laughing so hard that I am crying.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/31/08 at 10:57 pm
Have you ever read Anguished English by Richard Lederer? There is also More Anguished English and a few others. He puts together a lot of court transcripts, insurance claims, newspaper articles, etc. I HIGHLY recommend all of them. Every time I read any of the books, I find myself laughing so hard that I am crying.
Cat
no I haven't but I'll google it up and see what I find :)
...one of my supervisors at work last week
Marv: "all we can do is all we can do, and then it is what it is"
me: :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/02/08 at 2:40 pm
I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called.
Democratic party Chairman Howard Dean, urging presidnet Bush to make public Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers's White House records.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/04/08 at 8:50 am
;D
another one! "it's too easy to say 'Disaster Movie' deserves its title, but why put more effort into trashing it than the filmmakers did into writing it?"
damn! translation: "your movie sucked so bad i'm not even gonna pan it." :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 09/04/08 at 12:37 pm
another one! "it's too easy to say 'Disaster Movie' deserves its title, but why put more effort into trashing it than the filmmakers did into writing it?"
damn! translation: "your movie sucked so bad i'm not even gonna pan it." :o
oh that's too awesome!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 09/04/08 at 12:55 pm
oh that's too awesome!
i like to read the onion reviews every week and this has been a good one for kickass savage movie reviews, what with disaster movie, college and babylon a.d. all daring to suck on the same day. 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/05/08 at 11:07 pm
Me to Mike -
"Oh dude, I look at so much nasty porno, anarchistic weapons journals and far left and far right agit prop I'm probably a keyword in the NSA's Echelon system."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/16/08 at 3:18 pm
You can expect Bobby to be Bobby. If Bobby ain't Bobby, then Bobby just can't be Bobby.
singer Bobby Brown
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/08 at 6:25 am
"If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging."
Ken Livingstone on Gordon Brown.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/06/08 at 8:18 am
Elizabeth yesterday: "Mum, I don't mean to tell you your job or anything but have you noticed my laundry needs doing?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 10/06/08 at 3:04 pm
Elizabeth yesterday: "Mum, I don't mean to tell you your job or anything but have you noticed my laundry needs doing?"
oh no she didn't! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/06/08 at 8:18 pm
Elizabeth yesterday: "Mum, I don't mean to tell you your job or anything but have you noticed my laundry needs doing?"
I like that kid ;D that is the funniest thing I've heard all day. I'd give her extra allowance just for making me laugh
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/07/08 at 7:57 am
I like that kid ;D that is the funniest thing I've heard all day. I'd give her extra allowance just for making me laugh
Allowance - what's that? :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 10/07/08 at 8:02 am
Allowance - what's that? :-\\
Allowance is weekly money some people give there kids for the simple act of being born. Some give it to them for weekly chores.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/07/08 at 8:10 am
Allowance is weekly money some people give there kids for the simple act of being born. Some give it to them for weekly chores.
I know - I meant I don't give my kids any!
maybe I should have added a ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 10/07/08 at 9:01 am
I know - I meant I don't give my kids any!
maybe I should have added a ;D
I'm with you! The reason the economy is tanking is because too many people got money for nothing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/07/08 at 2:51 pm
I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is , is, like, French-- I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America.
Paris Hilton
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/09/08 at 10:41 pm
I get five dollars a week for doing chores.
The downside is now I have to pay for everything I get. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 10/10/08 at 1:51 pm
from my friend in one of those "getting to know you" emails
46. What is under your bed? a Bayonet ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/10/08 at 1:52 pm
from my friend in one of those "getting to know you" emails
46. What is under your bed? a Bayonet ;D
everyone should have one!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 10/10/08 at 6:44 pm
everyone should have one!
I know. I was thinking I want one!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 10/17/08 at 12:02 am
"You wanna see my gaping hole?"
--my wife
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 10/22/08 at 7:48 pm
I just uttered 6 words I NEVER thought I'd hear myself say:
Sh!t! I gotta go watch TV... http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eek2.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/23/08 at 6:47 pm
Me to our 5 year old granddaughter: Why are you jumping all over me?
Her: Because you're more funner than he is (pointing to Carlos). :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 10/23/08 at 6:49 pm
Me to our 5 year old granddaughter: Why are you jumping all over me?
Her: Because you're more funner than he is (pointing to Carlos). :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 10/24/08 at 9:52 pm
Rice Cube to the boy: "Sit down and watch the movie and shush!"
Jason: "Don't you shush me!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dagwood on 10/24/08 at 9:54 pm
;D How funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/01/08 at 12:01 pm
Carlos to a trick-or-treater: What are you supposed to be?
Trick-or-treater: A trailer park trash princess.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/01/08 at 5:28 pm
Carlos to a trick-or-treater: What are you supposed to be?
Trick-or-treater: A trailer park trash princess.
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/05/08 at 2:21 am
watching the commentary for the remake of Prom Night.
Brittany Snow as the credits roll...
I hope teenagers don't watch this and think it will happen on their prom night.
Yes, yes Brittany because every high school in America has at least one teenage girl who is being stalked by the psychotic teacher who slaughtered her family sophomore year. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/08/08 at 1:14 am
"I smell like beef and fat!"
...and the day's just begun. ROFLcopter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 11/08/08 at 2:07 am
"I smell like beef and fat!"
...and the day's just begun. ROFLcopter.
What? I did. :P ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/08 at 10:02 am
What? I did. :P ;D
I'm not really sure on how fat smells?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/08/08 at 11:39 am
"I smell like beef and fat!"
...and the day's just begun. ROFLcopter.
that's funny.... so do I. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/08/08 at 6:17 pm
Mmmm...hamburger.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/10/08 at 1:13 pm
I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She's looking like a rock scientist.
actress Tara Reid
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/08 at 2:52 pm
Mmmm...hamburger.
That's weird. I just came from an In N Out Burger site to this.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/10/08 at 4:33 pm
Newlywed Game host Bob Eubanks:
What was the first thing you said to your husband on your wedding night?
Female contestant: Uh, gosh...that's a hard one. Oh, wait, I don't mean THAT!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/10/08 at 9:21 pm
Newlywed Game host Bob Eubanks:
What was the first thing you said to your husband on your wedding night?
Female contestant: Uh, gosh...that's a hard one. Oh, wait, I don't mean THAT!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/11/08 at 9:04 pm
"look, there isn't any correlation between engine size and penis size. If there were, I'd have a smaller car."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 11/11/08 at 9:12 pm
"look, there isn't any correlation between engine size and penis size. If there were, I'd have a smaller car."
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/18/08 at 8:18 am
James got a free toy from a cereal packet at the weekend. It was one of the penguins rom the Madagascar movies. The one called Private.
He had the toy with him on Sunday and was playing with it whilst we waited for some friends. James announced loudly "When Megan comes I'm going to show her my Private". thankfully he only has one of these toys!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/18/08 at 12:03 pm
James got a free toy from a cereal packet at the weekend. It was one of the penguins rom the Madagascar movies. The one called Private.
He had the toy with him on Sunday and was playing with it whilst we waited for some friends. James announced loudly "When Megan comes I'm going to show her my Private". thankfully he only has one of these toys!
That reminds me of something one of my sisters said years ago. She collects the toys you get with Happy Meals at McDonalds. I don't know how many she has but she used to keep them all in her bedroom until she had too many that she had to move out of her bedroom. :D :D
Anyway, my niece started dating this guy and was bring him home to meet my sister for the first time. My sister was about to ask him "Do you want to come into my bedroom to see my toys?" Luckily she didn't for my niece's sake. But it was still funny.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/18/08 at 2:05 pm
James got a free toy from a cereal packet at the weekend. It was one of the penguins rom the Madagascar movies. The one called Private.
He had the toy with him on Sunday and was playing with it whilst we waited for some friends. James announced loudly "When Megan comes I'm going to show her my Private". thankfully he only has one of these toys!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/19/08 at 3:34 am
That reminds me of something one of my sisters said years ago. She collects the toys you get with Happy Meals at McDonalds. I don't know how many she has but she used to keep them all in her bedroom until she had too many that she had to move out of her bedroom. :D :D
Anyway, my niece started dating this guy and was bring him home to meet my sister for the first time. My sister was about to ask him "Do you want to come into my bedroom to see my toys?" Luckily she didn't for my niece's sake. But it was still funny.
Cat
He-He!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 11/23/08 at 1:31 am
Earlier I was trying to teach Jason the difference between man and woman bits. This is the conversation that ensued:
Me: "So Jason, a man has something called a penis. Can you say that?"
Jason: "Peanuts!"
(Rice in background, laughing hysterically)
Me: "A woman has something called a vagina. Can you say that?"
Jason: "Jagina!"
(Rice is rolling on the floor by this time)
Me: "So what does Daddy have?"
Jason: "Peanuts!"
Me: "And what does Mommy have?"
Jason: "Gagina!"
At this point, Rice and I were both crying tears of laughter and I had to stop the anatomy lesson.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/23/08 at 1:33 am
PEANUTS!!! ROFLCOPTER
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/23/08 at 10:49 am
too funny! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/23/08 at 5:03 pm
Rice's laughing is the best part.
I don't remember my mom teaching me about that, it was so long ago...
I am glad she did, though, I don't feel awkward about saying penis oir vagina, like some people I know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/23/08 at 5:30 pm
Earlier I was trying to teach Jason the difference between man and woman bits. This is the conversation that ensued:
Me: "So Jason, a man has something called a penis. Can you say that?"
Jason: "Peanuts!"
(Rice in background, laughing hysterically)
Me: "A woman has something called a vagina. Can you say that?"
Jason: "Jagina!"
(Rice is rolling on the floor by this time)
Me: "So what does Daddy have?"
Jason: "Peanuts!"
Me: "And what does Mommy have?"
Jason: "Gagina!"
At this point, Rice and I were both crying tears of laughter and I had to stop the anatomy lesson.
;D that's too cute and was a good laugh
Lady Di looking in the fridge: "where's the cranberry jelly"?
Julie: "up your butt"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/24/08 at 1:54 pm
Singer Britney Spears: I''m really geting into Indian religion.
Interviewer: Do you practice Hinduisim?
Britney: What's that? Is it like Kabbalah?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/26/08 at 1:49 pm
If you find honey, eat just enough— too much of it, and you will vomit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/18/08 at 1:51 pm
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: Yeah, my phone's locked and I can't get it unlocked.
Tech: Well, what exactly happened?
Customer: I dunno, just suddenly the screen said Press menu followed by #.
Tech. So did you try that?
Customer: Try what?
Tech: Pressing menu followed by #.
(pause)
Customer: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YOU FIXED MY CELL PHONE! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
actual call to tech-support line
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/18/08 at 1:56 pm
Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: Yeah, my phone's locked and I can't get it unlocked.
Tech: Well, what exactly happened?
Customer: I dunno, just suddenly the screen said Press menu followed by #.
Tech. So did you try that?
Customer: Try what?
Tech: Pressing menu followed by #.
(pause)
Customer: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YOU FIXED MY CELL PHONE! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
actual call to tech-support line
That sounds like a day here at work!
Here's mine:
Email at 2:02
Everyone please check that you have the latest microsoft updates. We will be working on the server after 9pm and we ask that you all log off and shut down by then. Please check for updates, install and re-start now.
Email at 2:04 (of course, this appears after we all restart)
Check for updates but DON'T INSTALL THE 3 PACK! Instead, do a custom install....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/18/08 at 2:03 pm
When I was outside this morning, my neighbor who runs a daycare came walking by with about 3 or 4 kids-all about 4 years old or so. One sees me, waves and says, "Hey, Babe."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/20/08 at 12:01 am
When I was outside this morning, my neighbor who runs a daycare came walking by with about 3 or 4 kids-all about 4 years old or so. One sees me, waves and says, "Hey, Babe."
Cat
Guess you look like a "Hot Mama" to the kiddies Cat.
Kiddie Cat ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/20/08 at 12:09 am
That sounds like a day here at work!
Here's mine:
Email at 2:02
Everyone please check that you have the latest microsoft updates. We will be working on the server after 9pm and we ask that you all log off and shut down by then. Please check for updates, install and re-start now.
Email at 2:04 (of course, this appears after we all restart)
Check for updates but DON'T INSTALL THE 3 PACK! Instead, do a custom install....
so the new setup worked out ok ???
When I was outside this morning, my neighbor who runs a daycare came walking by with about 3 or 4 kids-all about 4 years old or so. One sees me, waves and says, "Hey, Babe."
Cat
that is too cute. maybe they heard Carlos call you that and they thought that was your name ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/21/08 at 12:51 pm
My sister on the phone last night.
"We aren't doing up Christmas too much this year. We only put up four trees". :o :o :o
(Last year, they put up SEVEN trees. :o :o :o :o )
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/21/08 at 2:06 pm
My sister on the phone last night.
"We aren't doing up Christmas too much this year. We only put up four trees". :o :o :o
(Last year, they put up SEVEN trees. :o :o :o :o )
Cat
wtf? ???
One in each room? bathrooms too?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/21/08 at 2:25 pm
wtf? ???
One in each room? bathrooms too?
Maybe some outside?
If I had the inclination I could probably do three trees here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/21/08 at 2:37 pm
wtf? ???
One in each room? bathrooms too?
They have a HUGE house. This was the house that my cousins grew up in-they used to have a pool table in their bedroom. :o :o :o (You saw some photos of the house.)
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/21/08 at 2:46 pm
They have a HUGE house. This was the house that my cousins grew up in-they used to have a pool table in their bedroom. :o :o :o (You saw some photos of the house.)
Cat
yeah it was big It's just 7 trees is a lot but please I can't be bothered to put up one so you know 7 would be like torture for me ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/21/08 at 2:50 pm
yeah it was big It's just 7 trees is a lot but please I can't be bothered to put up one so you know 7 would be like torture for me ;)
To be fair, my sister did say that one of the trees was a miniature. How small? I have no idea.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/05/09 at 3:52 pm
A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging me every time I tried to leave the house to go to my car.
excuse used by employee, calling in sick to their workplace
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/05/09 at 4:13 pm
This was a couple of weeks ago which I forgot to post:
5 year old granddaughter looking at Carlos' stomach: "Do you have a baby in there, too?" (Carlos' youngest is pregnant.)
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/05/09 at 5:48 pm
This was a couple of weeks ago which I forgot to post:
5 year old granddaughter looking at Carlos' stomach: "Do you have a baby in there, too?" (Carlos' youngest is pregnant.)
Cat
;D that made me chuckle.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/05/09 at 5:50 pm
;D that made me chuckle.
I was rolling on the floor when she said it.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/05/09 at 6:02 pm
I was rolling on the floor when she said it.
Cat
yeah, I would have too. that must have too cute and funny. did Carlos laugh
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/05/09 at 6:09 pm
yeah, I would have too. that must have too cute and funny. did Carlos laugh
Yeah, he did. I also asked him if it would be ok to post that. He said it is-which is why I posted it. He does have a sense of humor.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 01/08/09 at 11:39 am
"Well if your vagina fell out, it wouldn’t be so bad would it?? You could carry your purse in the erm…. ‘void’ and you could wear your vagina as a hat. You know, like the hats that have those big droopy ear flaps."
http://thebloggess.com/?p=964
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 01/08/09 at 1:49 pm
Whilst I was at a shop counter being served some woman walked behind me. As she went past she said something along the lines of "My mum told Kevin I look stupid walking along talking to myself".
I think she was chatting to someone using a blu-tooth. :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/08/09 at 2:57 pm
John(12:44:36): disturbing image warning, ------was on my lunch stroll got behind woman in white pants one word only sufficient "cellulite" !!!!!!!!!
Michael(12:45:09): big curd?
John(12:45:50): yes, worst image in at least 5 years , in motion it was even worse,
Michael(12:51:57): did you throw up
John(12:52:34): came real close
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 01/09/09 at 11:07 am
Jason: "Daddy has peanuts."
(at which point he tries to smack them, but Rice tells him no)
*walks over to me*
Jason: "Mommy has jagina." (points)
(brief pause)
Jason: "Do you like that, Daddy?"
That was truly a, "WTF?" moment.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 01/09/09 at 11:10 am
Jason: "Daddy has peanuts."
(at which point he tries to smack them, but Rice tells him no)
*walks over to me*
Jason: "Mommy has jagina." (points)
(brief pause)
Jason: "Do you like that, Daddy?"
That was truly a, "WTF?" moment.
and the pimp daddy playa strikes again!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 01/09/09 at 11:21 am
John(12:44:36): disturbing image warning, ------was on my lunch stroll got behind woman in white pants one word only sufficient "cellulite" !!!!!!!!!
Michael(12:45:09): big curd?
John(12:45:50): yes, worst image in at least 5 years , in motion it was even worse,
Michael(12:51:57): did you throw up
John(12:52:34): came real close
those have got to be the weirdest bible verses ever! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/09/09 at 11:29 am
Jason: "Daddy has peanuts."
(at which point he tries to smack them, but Rice tells him no)
*walks over to me*
Jason: "Mommy has jagina." (points)
(brief pause)
Jason: "Do you like that, Daddy?"
That was truly a, "WTF?" moment.
;D And what did you say?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/09/09 at 2:24 pm
^ We were both shocked and amused.
Here's one from the ESPN Sports Guy...
I watched the Colts-Bolts game just a few hours after seeing "Marley and Me" and can confirm the following because I stared at her for two hours on a 60-foot screen: Jennifer Aniston looks like Tony Dungy. I am now convinced this is why Brad Pitt dumped her. He was probably watching a Colts game in HD and got freaked out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/09/09 at 2:25 pm
those have got to be the weirdest bible verses ever! :o
that's funny ;D and yes, they're from The Newer Testament
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 01/09/09 at 2:25 pm
^ We were both shocked and amused.
Here's one from the ESPN Sports Guy...
I watched the Colts-Bolts game just a few hours after seeing "Marley and Me" and can confirm the following because I stared at her for two hours on a 60-foot screen: Jennifer Aniston looks like Tony Dungy. I am now convinced this is why Brad Pitt dumped her. He was probably watching a Colts game in HD and got freaked out.
that just aint right.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/12/09 at 7:49 pm
Andrew: "where does Ho & Hom sit"?
me: Hom sits right there in that desk & I'm not sure when Ho sits but I think it's in one of those 3 desks.
Andrew: she's that short one with the black hair, right?
me: there's about 10 of them that meet that description
Andrew: now be nice mike ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/20/09 at 3:28 pm
From the ESPN Sports Guy's mailbag...
Q: If I had sex with the two-faced lady from the Southwest Airlines commercial, would I be able to count that as a threesome?
-- Pete, Beacon, N.Y.
SG: I would say no. But you'd still have the single greatest sex story of all time, even better than the time a friend of mine took home a Hall of Fame '70s TV babe and made sweet love to her even though she was in her late 50s and the year was 2007. That's my favorite sex story currently. But being with the two-faced Southwest Airlines lady? Legendary! Could not be topped unless you also included the three-breasted lady from "Total Recall," giving you a creepy threesome with five breasts and three faces.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 01/28/09 at 11:07 pm
Liza Minnelli on the View after doctors told her she might not be able to talk again...
I practiced... I began to count "A, B, C...." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 01/29/09 at 9:12 am
Liza Minnelli on the View after doctors told her she might not be able to talk again...
I practiced... I began to count "A, B, C...." ;D
haha!
in defense of liza (because she's FABULOUS!) i do that sometimes. "yeah, type in the number A, er, i mean letter, and then the letter 1. i mean, oh, fudge it, you know what i mean."
of course the sixties were kind to me. and i wasn't even there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 01/29/09 at 3:33 pm
haha!
in defense of liza (because she's FABULOUS!) i do that sometimes. "yeah, type in the number A, er, i mean letter, and then the letter 1. i mean, oh, fudge it, you know what i mean."
of course the sixties were kind to me. and i wasn't even there.
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/06/09 at 12:50 pm
My step-daughter, granddaughter, step-son's girlfriend, & Carlos were making a mobile for the new baby. My step-daughter told our 5 year old granddaughter to lay on the floor to see how it looks. The 5 year old said that she wasn't going to lie on the floor but was going to lie on the couch. My step-son's girlfriend said to Carlos & me: "I'm a princess-HELLO!!"
Telling jokes at dinner last night:
5 year old: Knock, knock.
Step-son: Who's there?
5 year old: Orange.
Step-son: Orange who?
5 year old: Knock, knock.
Step-son: Who's there?
5 year old: Orange.
Step-son: Orange who?
5 year old: Knock, knock.
Step-son: Who's there?
5 year old: Orange.
Step-son: Orange who?
5 year old: Knock, knock.
Step-son: Who's there?
5 year old: Banana.
Step-son: Banana who?
5 year old: Banana you glad I didn't say orange.
:D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/09 at 5:41 pm
"I like rice. It's great when you are hungry and you want, like, 2000 of something."
seen below supervisors name on company messaging system
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/15/09 at 1:11 pm
Jason, why did you decapitate Mario?
--sez da wife.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/15/09 at 6:50 pm
Jason, why did you decapitate Mario?
--sez da wife.
As a continuation...
Jason, the Joker doesn't belong in the tundra!
LAWLZ.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/18/09 at 3:23 pm
Keep Out!
Trespassers Will Be Violated!
sign by a gas station in Wareenville, Ill.
"I'm really antifur and my daughter is as well,,,but leather? I'm rock. I have to do leather"
Courtney Love
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/20/09 at 2:02 pm
info on cough medicne label: "with expectorant, to make your cough more productive"
so basically it's a nice way of saying that when you cough, you'll be horking up ungodly amounts of mucous & flim :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/26/09 at 12:13 am
this just happened
...me in computer room, Diane in bedroom watching tv and
she yells at me: "I love cleaning squid"
me: what? who's cleaning squid?
Diane. "not cleaning squid". I love Clint Eastwood! he's on tv in a cop show ramming a car into the cafe because the crooks wanted a getaway car
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/15/09 at 5:28 pm
this just happened
...me in computer room, Diane in bedroom watching tv and
she yells at me: "I love cleaning squid"
me: what? who's cleaning squid?
Diane. "not cleaning squid". I love Clint Eastwood! he's on tv in a cop show ramming a car into the cafe because the crooks wanted a getaway car
;D
that happens to me a lot
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/04/09 at 12:46 am
Lady Di & Jule's watching a movie right now
me: so how's he able to do that? as I'm watching Robert Pattinson miraculously jump from tree to tree and climb trees with a girl on his back.
Di: because he's a vampire.
me: oh....so that's what Twilight is about :o
so am I the only one that did not know that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/04/09 at 12:50 am
Lady Di & Jule's watching a movie right now
me: so how's he able to do that? as I'm watching Robert Pattinson miraculously jump from tree to tree and climb trees with a girl on his back.
Di: because he's a vampire.
me: oh....so that's what Twilight is about :o
so am I the only one that did not know that?
It could've been Spider-Man eh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/04/09 at 12:52 am
It could've been Spider-Man eh.
I did not see any webs and he was getting up that tree fast. anyways, it was getting too intense for me. the bad vampire wanted to suck his giorlfriends blood.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/04/09 at 3:52 pm
Lady Di & Jule's watching a movie right now
me: so how's he able to do that? as I'm watching Robert Pattinson miraculously jump from tree to tree and climb trees with a girl on his back.
Di: because he's a vampire.
me: oh....so that's what Twilight is about :o
so am I the only one that did not know that?
yes you are... ;D
Where have you been? Tam has been talking about Twilight non stop since before Christmas ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/04/09 at 3:52 pm
erin and ash too... but mostly Tam ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/04/09 at 3:56 pm
In the grocery store the woman in front of me has icing for the cakes she wants to make for Easter.
Guy in front of her: Easter? When is that?
Her: The twelth.
Guy: Oh okay I guess I need to go to church then I only go easter and Christmas
Cashier: I never go to church- I'm a afraid I'll explode just driving into the parking lot
ME.... bwahhahhahahhaahhah ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/04/09 at 4:37 pm
I got a PM that said:
BOOM!!!!
Now, I wonder who would send me such a thing? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/04/09 at 4:44 pm
statsqueen i reckon :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/04/09 at 4:45 pm
I got a PM that said:
BOOM!!!!
Now, I wonder who would send me such a thing? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
I don't know,I wonder who? ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/05/09 at 9:53 am
On High School Reunion:
Maricela calls Jessica schizophrenic and says she'll pray for her
Jessica: PRAY FOR YOURSELF BITCH! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/17/09 at 3:27 pm
"I love England, especially the food. There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta".
model Naomi Campbell
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/24/09 at 3:21 pm
One of the officers was asking my captain if she had something in her purse...
"I don't carry my purse on patrol!" LOL...that would be a sight tho.. a female officer in full uniform toting a purse! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/24/09 at 4:29 pm
One of the officers was asking my captain if she had something in her purse...
"I don't carry my purse on patrol!" LOL...that would be a sight tho.. a female officer in full uniform toting a purse! ;D
Well, if it is anything like my purse, it could be considered a lethal weapon. :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/24/09 at 4:36 pm
Well, if it is anything like my purse, it could be considered a lethal weapon. :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Jessica on 04/24/09 at 4:47 pm
"WTF? Is it broken?!"
Said by Rice after hearing the beginning of Depeche Mode's new CD. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Rice_Cube on 06/06/09 at 5:36 pm
Jess: "I trimmed my bush yesterday but it'll probably grow back next week."
She was talking about a plant :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/11/09 at 10:45 am
A thirteen year old boy was visiting the station with his father (our computer tech) I asked the kid if he wanted to "be arrested" and see see a police car... he said yeah.
I called in one of our newest officers a 22 year old guy..... going on 12 ::)
You should have seen the look on his face when said.... "Hey Ryan! Will you handcuff this kid and show him your unit?"
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/13/09 at 4:34 am
ring
Tq: University police
officer: What's up!
Q: Hey
Officer: DON'T BREAK MY SIGN OR I'LL TAKE YOU TO JAIL JACKASS!!! click
Q (the herself)- quess the officer will callback after the jackass gets arrested! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/24/09 at 7:34 pm
Tech support: What seems to be the problem sir?
Customer: Whenever I press the Backspace key, the letters I typed dissappear.
actual tech support call
Rat complaints have gone up, but we look at that as a positive thing, because more people know how to contact us now.
New York City complaints hotline bureaucrat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/24/09 at 8:16 pm
NO meal in Lift
NO drinks in Lift
NO spit in Lift
When door close NO jump in Lift
Dames be careful go in Lift alone
NO press NO button only floor to go
sign in a Spanish elevator
After first under on, do riding with civility.
sign in a Shanghai,China subway
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/11/09 at 2:28 pm
6 year old granddaughter:
I bought this house with the help of Mom & (Uncle).
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/11/09 at 2:32 pm
6 year old granddaughter:
I bought this house with the help of Mom & (Uncle).
Cat
;D I'm thinking I need to buy a house that way myself! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/09 at 2:53 am
"Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars." - Forrest Gump
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/01/09 at 10:03 am
Conversation I overheard in blockbuster:
Guy: What movie do you wanna watch?
Dude: Hey wanna watch Bundy?
Guy: Who's Bundy?
Dude: He's like this guy who killed a bunch of broads.
Guy: um....
Dude: He was like, the most prolific serial killer of our time man!
I have no idea if they rented it... I moved away.....far, far away
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/16/09 at 10:15 am
my friend's (a dispatcher from another agency) facebook status:
heard a story about a lady who was hooked for deuce (drunk driver). When the deputy asked her where she was coming from, she apparently replied: "from a charity event for juvenile alzheimers."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Frank on 08/17/09 at 12:58 am
One day, years ago when I was working at a Lost and Stolen credit card center, a funny thing happened.
When the client phones in, we have to ask how the person lost their card. This woman (who works on a farm) phoned and said she lost her credit while chasing after a cow that was running away and the card had fallen into a minor mountain of ...umm..cow poo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/17/09 at 1:32 am
One day, years ago when I was working at a Lost and Stolen credit card center, a funny thing happened.
When the client phones in, we have to ask how the person lost their card. This woman (who works on a farm) phoned and said she lost her credit while chasing after a cow that was running away and the card had fallen into a minor mountain of ...umm..cow poo.
she worked on a farm meaning she wasn't squeamish...she should dove in after it... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/17/09 at 5:00 pm
One day, years ago when I was working at a Lost and Stolen credit card center, a funny thing happened.
When the client phones in, we have to ask how the person lost their card. This woman (who works on a farm) phoned and said she lost her credit while chasing after a cow that was running away and the card had fallen into a minor mountain of ...umm..cow poo.
I have a sad story to tell you.
It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Last night I walked in my bathroom,
And stepped in a big pile of...
Shaving cream. Be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/17/09 at 5:55 pm
One day, years ago when I was working at a Lost and Stolen credit card center, a funny thing happened.
When the client phones in, we have to ask how the person lost their card. This woman (who works on a farm) phoned and said she lost her credit while chasing after a cow that was running away and the card had fallen into a minor mountain of ...umm..cow poo.
Did she retrieve the card from the poo?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/18/09 at 1:19 am
Did she retrieve the card from the poo?
If she had Howard she wouldn't have called in to report the card as lost.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Frank on 08/18/09 at 1:24 am
Another time in that lost/stolen center, another client phoned in to tell us how he lost his card.
He was working in the forests cutting down trees, and this huge eagle came down and picked up his lunch box by the handle and flew away (his wallet was in there).
It just took off.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/27/09 at 11:40 pm
"If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?'
Sarah Palin
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/08/09 at 1:28 pm
"If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?'
Sarah Palin
;D I agree
" I need to be able to go to yoga and workout and just read scripts and go on auditions, because that's what makes me happy. You know? Like, papers don't really make me happy."
actress twin Mary Kate Olsen, explaining why she dropped out of New York University and moved back to L.A.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/08/09 at 1:29 pm
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don't really like eating fish, and i know that's very popular out there in Africa."
Britney Spears
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/09/09 at 4:27 am
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan simply because I don't really like eating fish, and i know that's very popular out there in Africa."
Britney Spears
oy! ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/09/09 at 4:29 am
DAMN!!! Being white must suck!!!
My friends 2nd grade student at an inner city school in LA upon hearing that she can't spend any amount of time in the sun with out the proper sunblock because she goes from pale to burn in 0-60 seconds ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/09/09 at 6:47 am
"How's your (w)hole.........hesitation.......family?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/09/09 at 11:40 am
"How's your (w)hole.........hesitation.......family?"
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/13/09 at 7:13 am
"Play U2!"
"We just did!"
"Ohh!...ok wait..(removes earplugs)"
at recent bar gig.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/09/10 at 9:40 pm
"why is Axl dressed as a woman"?
"because he is just that cool, he can do that"
comments on youtube video Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N Roses, Axl Rose in leather kilt
8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/27/10 at 7:33 am
My 89 year old father-in-law: My forgetting is getting better.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/28/10 at 8:01 pm
"Hi; I'm from Ukraine, and wery interested about profi advertisement. I have some interesting and absolutely new ideas (for example about car brands) but in our fu*king (sorry) country its unread to do own business. may be you want to work with us? Its will be really good".
from an actual cover letter sent by a job applicant to Chicago advertising agency Killian & Company
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/28/10 at 8:02 pm
"We know...we just know...I don't know, but we just know...ya know, it's just it...we see things....whatever, we're here to help..."
Tom Cruise
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 01/28/10 at 8:29 pm
"We know...we just know...I don't know, but we just know...ya know, it's just it...we see things....whatever, we're here to help..."
Tom Cruise
Probably the most inspiring thing Tom Cruise ever said.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/26/10 at 1:31 am
"oh my gosh! WOW! WOW! Woo! C'mon! :o
uttered by Lady Di from the bedroom as she is watching Olympic ice skating
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/28/10 at 3:35 am
"oh my gosh! WOW! WOW! Woo! C'mon! :o
uttered by Lady Di from the bedroom as she is watching Olympic ice skating
first and last time those words were uttered in your bedroom? ??? :P ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/10 at 6:59 am
Store Manager to me talking about The maintainence guy Angulf:
You have paper towels in there but the lever doesn't work,that effin moron"!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/04/10 at 8:44 am
On another message board someone half remembering a quote from Different Strokes
'he said something like "are you talking about willies?"'
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/17/10 at 9:01 pm
On another message board someone half remembering a quote from Different Strokes
'he said something like "are you talking about willies?"'
;D
oh no... ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: silhouette on 03/17/10 at 11:24 pm
"Let's sit down and talk about the revolution!"
Just watched AKIRA. That wasn't a very good line. xD Neither was "That's MISTER Kaneda to you, punk!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/18/10 at 12:45 am
first and last time those words were uttered in your bedroom? ??? :P ;D ;)
no! I am quite sure I'll hear them again in 2014 :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/18/10 at 7:03 am
no! I am quite sure I'll hear them again in 2014 :D
Why in 4 years? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/19/10 at 3:56 pm
Why in 4 years? ???
because he's married so it'll take about four years for him to get lucky again. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/19/10 at 4:05 pm
because he's married so it'll take about four years for him to get lucky again. :D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Karma for making me laugh.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/06/10 at 3:07 pm
Carlos' doctor told him today about:
Doc: Are you sexually active?
Woman: No, I just lie there.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 05/06/10 at 3:14 pm
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/06/10 at 7:31 pm
Carlos' doctor told him today about:
Doc: Are you sexually active?
Woman: No, I just lie there.
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/23/10 at 8:42 am
Last week, I was talking to a very special person on the phone wishing them a happy 50th.
Me: Oh, I should have gotten you something special for this milestone birthday.
Birthday Person: A colonoscopy?
Me: Well, I was thinking about flowers but if you really want a colonoscopy, I can get you one.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/29/10 at 2:35 pm
"There is no prostitution in China. However, we do have some women who make love for money".
Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/29/10 at 2:44 pm
There's no I in team but there are three u's in Shut the F*ck Up... :D
its a facebook forum one of my friends joined ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/29/10 at 3:25 pm
There's no I in team but there are three u's in Shut the F*ck Up... :D
its a facebook forum one of my friends joined ;D
that quote rules! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/29/10 at 6:03 pm
that quote rules! ;D
I thought so! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/29/10 at 7:09 pm
There's no I in team but there are three u's in Shut the F*ck Up... :D
its a facebook forum one of my friends joined ;D
AH HA Now I get it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:13 pm
Guy who I was talking to on the bench:
These people at Pathmark could care less about you like a fart in the breeze. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/31/10 at 9:21 pm
" There's a bunch of blood on my leg and I'm not even drunk.. I really do just spontaneously bleed sometimes."
-Andy (Alchoholica/Davey Thrashmister, via Facebook)
Are we sure he's male? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 09/04/10 at 11:30 am
My friend's current facebook status! ;D
Monterey County CA and Sharon Johnson would like to wish my ex-husband a very happy 43 today!! Gift to you, Richard Santerre Jr. owes $94,273.02 for failure to pay back child support, have a wonderful birhtday!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/10/10 at 11:24 pm
Lady Di: "oops, we're almost out of toilet paper"
me: "oh yeah. so just don't poop"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 09/11/10 at 1:07 am
Lady Di: "oops, we're almost out of toilet paper"
me: "oh yeah. so just don't poop"
that's so considerate of you ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/11/10 at 5:47 am
Lady Di: "oops, we're almost out of toilet paper"
me: "oh yeah. so just don't poop"
::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 10/25/10 at 3:08 pm
Watching "The Seance" ep of Charlie's Angels (season one)
Kelly: I don't know if I can pull off
Jill: Sure you can. You're the only child of a very rich man. An oil tycoon! Alaskan oil!!! Can you do an Alaskan accent?
Kelly: Do Alaskans have accents?
Q: You betcha!!! (said with a wink, a point and a click of the tongue)
Made me laugh anyway....of course I was alone! :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/26/10 at 2:34 pm
Watching "The Seance" ep of Charlie's Angels (season one)
Kelly: I don't know if I can pull off
Jill: Sure you can. You're the only child of a very rich man. An oil tycoon! Alaskan oil!!! Can you do an Alaskan accent?
Kelly: Do Alaskans have accents?
Q: You betcha!!! (said with a wink, a point and a click of the tongue)
Made me laugh anyway....of course I was alone! :-[
Made me laugh.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 10/26/10 at 2:39 pm
Made me laugh.
Cat
yay!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/12/10 at 12:10 pm
My sister found some old family photos and she was remarking how geeky our brother looked in it. And then she added:
"And speaking of Geeky, (our sister who passed away) is probably blowing around in her urn at that picture of herself."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/12/10 at 12:16 pm
^ blowing around her urn.... ;D that's classic! I've never heard it before but plan on using it the first opportunity I get.
We arrested some dude 414 lbs for assault with a deadly weapon last night....
In briefing this morning someone was talking asking about it and my dispatch partner today said "You know... the fat guy with the butter knife" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/12/10 at 12:30 pm
^ blowing around her urn.... ;D that's classic! I've never heard it before but plan on using it the first opportunity I get.
That is the first time I heard that, too-which is why I posted it here. I feel a bit guilty about laughing at it but it is funny.
We arrested some dude 414 lbs for assault with a deadly weapon last night....
In briefing this morning someone was talking asking about it and my dispatch partner today said "You know... the fat guy with the butter knife" ;D
I figured the 414 lbs that he is carrying around IS the deadly weapon.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/12/10 at 12:38 pm
That is the first time I heard that, too-which is why I posted it here. I feel a bit guilty about laughing at it but it is funny.
I figured the 414 lbs that he is carrying around IS the deadly weapon.
Cat
I know what you mean but I think finding the humor in the statement doesn't take away or diminish the loss in anyway... hell when I'm gone I give you permission to use the term when you talk about TV shows I'm missing and how I'd react to them...
and re: the ADW... that's so true!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 2:11 pm
^ blowing around her urn.... ;D that's classic! I've never heard it before but plan on using it the first opportunity I get.
We arrested some dude 414 lbs for assault with a deadly weapon last night....
In briefing this morning someone was talking asking about it and my dispatch partner today said "You know... the fat guy with the butter knife" ;D
How'd you get the handcuffs on him?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/12/10 at 2:23 pm
How'd you get the handcuffs on him?
I didn't put handcuffs on him... ;)
my guess is they used two sets of cuffs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 2:25 pm
I didn't put handcuffs on him... ;)
my guess is they used two sets of cuffs.
Wow.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/26/10 at 7:53 am
Elizabeth had a science activity morning recently. She complained about the way some of the stuff was presented (overdone congratulations when they answered question right and the stuff was mainly things they'd done before).
so I asked her if she thought it was aimed at children younger than her
her reply "no, they aimed it a children dumber than us"!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/26/10 at 10:48 am
Elizabeth had a science activity morning recently. She complained about the way some of the stuff was presented (overdone congratulations when they answered question right and the stuff was mainly things they'd done before).
so I asked her if she thought it was aimed at children younger than her
her reply "no, they aimed it a children dumber than us"!
And of course Elizabeth is EXTREMELY smart.
While waiting for a plane, a woman asked Granddaughter #2 if Granddaughter #3 was her litter sister. She replied, "Yup. My Daddy made TWO sperm." Word went all around the airport how her daddy made "two sperm."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/26/10 at 1:54 pm
And of course Elizabeth is EXTREMELY smart.
While waiting for a plane, a woman asked Granddaughter #2 if Granddaughter #3 was her litter sister. She replied, "Yup. My Daddy made TWO sperm." Word went all around the airport how her daddy made "two sperm."
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/26/10 at 3:36 pm
Karen- more proof, not that I needed it, that Miss E is smarter than the average kid
Cat- too funny!! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/26/10 at 4:32 pm
While waiting for a plane, a woman asked Granddaughter #2 if Granddaughter #3 was her litter sister. She replied, "Yup. My Daddy made TWO sperm." Word went all around the airport how her daddy made "two sperm."
Cat
;D
and did IT twice! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: 2kidsami on 11/26/10 at 5:30 pm
OH I HAVE A GOOD ONE :D
Ok Black Friday shopping, it was for the most part a no contact sport. We had a great time, and only met 3 really rude people. The last one was the best.
Me and Sister-in-law Shopping since 11:30 last night. 6:30 am we are in at Target, they only have 1 line to check out at the 20+ checkout. Balloon man is at the back at grocery part of Super Target. We get in line, we have been burnt on lines, Kohls at 1 1/2 hours, and Gordmans at 1 1/4 hours, Toys R us an hour.... WELL since they had 20+ checkout this line was movin. YEAH ... Well I check my phone, and my daughter (9yr old) texted me, I look and answer back as we are movin, and sister-in-law is checking her phone as well (our mistake). We have to weave in and out of the aisles. So the lady asks, when did that guy get in front of you, because we were talking to the lady a head of us. All of a sudden we were like, are you sure (he was pretty plane and unassuming... nothing noticeable, maybe we just didn't notice). Yes because we were all talking in line, and HE wasn't part of it. He then has a wife, and father and mother and daughter there with him, a cart and they start piling stuff in... UMMMMMMMM, we question.
Sister in law (to the lady who was a head of us in the brown coat) - "So when we were talking, I don't remember this guy or all the people with him in our conversation???"
Lady in Brown coat - "no because he wasn't there"
His Wife???- "yes this is my husband, he has been here the whole time holding our place"
Lady in Brown coat, me, lady behind us, and sister in law - Shaking out head - UH no we were having a conversation at the start of the line, about where's the donuts and he wasn't in it....
They insist he was... ::)
Me - hmmm I really don't think you came at the line with the Person with the red balloons. The line starts at the person with the red baloons
Budgers - turn and ignore us, talk amoungst themselves, the group of us stare and talk amoungst ourselves , semi loudly
(remember Christmas spirit .... hold patience.... SPOT LINE MANAGER WITH WALKIE TALKIE THINGY AT THE END OF LINE)..
All 4/5 of us state to the Manager, how man budged bringing 4 others and cartful with...
Manager, talks on walkie talkie thing.
Budger - Looks at us and he says "your right, I must have cut in line, but I honestly didn't mean too....
Me - So you lied back there????
Budger - noooooo I didn't lie
Me - Yes you said you had been there the whole time, wife said it too, and people before and after us backed our story, and you still insisted you had been there... If you made a mistake, why wouldn't you just say it back there??? Because it was called a LIIIIIEEEE?????
Budger (QUOTE OF THE DAY) - "Do you support your soldiers?"
Me (puzzled look on my face) - ya..... my brother was one
Sister-in-law (amazed at this turn in conversation) - and What does being a soldier have to do with budging???
Me - Is it Veterans day (this is all loud enough so the line - double line this aisle the line loops both ways in it - so people coming and going)?
Sister-in-law - SO you being a soldier gives you the right to budge in line...
Me - "and lying to civilians is proper soldier behavior"
Budger - "I did not lie, grabbing his wallet, going to show us his military ID" (obviously thinking I was referring to him being a soldier"
Me - "no I believe you are a soldier, just not a good one. You lie, you budge, and you are teaching your daughter to do the same... Good role model for a soldier"
ALL EYES ARE ON US...AND HIM I am laughing
He has nothing to say..
We get to end of line, and tell him he's lucky its the Holidays and we know what Christmas spirit is... to go ahead and check out before us since he had such important pressing duties as a soldier...
The rest of the day "Hey do you support your soldiers" was the phrase of the day. I shoulda signed up, so I could get budging rights on Black Friday (I would have enlisted right then and there, when they mentioned that fact) :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/02/10 at 1:49 am
Law & Order: SVU
STABLER: Doc is our Vic awake yet?
DOCTOR: I hope not! (pause) She's in the morgue.
Q: ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D ;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/02/10 at 9:14 am
Student 1 (local college): I just got an A on my test!
Student 2: really? which class?
Student 1: English.
Student 2: Ugh. I should have taken that. I speak English.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/02/10 at 11:00 am
Student 1 (local college): I just got an A on my test!
Student 2: really? which class?
Student 1: English.
Student 2: Ugh. I should have taken that. I speak English.
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/02/10 at 11:53 am
;D
Yeah, the average college students in these parts are something special. I mean special.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/02/10 at 10:48 pm
Yeah, the average college students in these parts are something special. I mean special.
Same for the ones in these parts.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/05/10 at 3:22 am
from the book Hidden Suspect (Crime File Investigations) by Jeremy Brown
"'He probably wants to make sure we don't steal his precious engine design. To be honest, I don't see how they could make one better than the Chevy Big Block V8' Gibson said"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/05/10 at 3:27 am
from the book Hidden Suspect (Crime File Investigations) by Jeremy Brown
"'He probably wants to make sure we don't steal his precious engine design. To be honest, I don't see how they could make one better than the Chevy Big Block V8' Gibson said"
That's just perfect! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/05/10 at 10:25 am
from the book Hidden Suspect (Crime File Investigations) by Jeremy Brown
"'He probably wants to make sure we don't steal his precious engine design. To be honest, I don't see how they could make one better than the Chevy Big Block V8' Gibson said"
And when you read that, I'm sure you thought about Al-B. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/06/10 at 10:27 am
And when you read that, I'm sure you thought about Al-B. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
I did! I had to come here to share the joke because no one else at home would get it
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/06/10 at 11:04 am
I did! I had to come here to share the joke because no one else at home would get it
Carlos read it and didn't get it either. I had to tell him. ::)
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/06/10 at 3:57 pm
From "Mahou Sentai Magiranger", a Japanese superhero show
(Speaking in Japanese, translated)
Makito: I am the oldest, it's my job to be responsible.
Tsubasa: But what does responsibility and dreams have to do with each other?
(American woman walks in)
Woman: (In English) Excuse me, can you help me find this place?
Tsubasa: Ai.... kanto.... speaku.... engurishu.
Woman: Oh...
Makito: (In perfect English) Yeah, sure, where would you like to go?
Tsubasa (In Japanese): WHAT?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/06/10 at 4:13 pm
From "Mahou Sentai Magiranger", a Japanese superhero show
(Speaking in Japanese, translated)
Makito: I am the oldest, it's my job to be responsible.
Tsubasa: But what does responsibility and dreams have to do with each other?
(American woman walks in)
Woman: (In English) Excuse me, can you help me find this place?
Tsubasa: Ai.... kanto.... speaku.... engurishu.
Woman: Oh...
Makito: (In perfect English) Yeah, sure, where would you like to go?
Tsubasa (In Japanese): WHAT?!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/06/10 at 5:31 pm
;D
Here's the actual clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKv8Q_gmUfQ
Man, I wish I had Makito as my Japanese teacher.... ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/06/10 at 5:50 pm
Here's the actual clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKv8Q_gmUfQ
Man, I wish I had Makito as my Japanese teacher.... ;D
It reminds me of something that happened to Carlos a long time ago. (I wasn't there so I'm telling this second hand.) He was in Puerto Rico and was talking to these girls (I think they may have been cousins or friends of cousins or something like that). He was talking to them in Spanish about his job & such. After they left, his cousin's wife said to him, "The prettier the girl, the better your Spanish."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/06/10 at 8:51 pm
It reminds me of something that happened to Carlos a long time ago. (I wasn't there so I'm telling this second hand.) He was in Puerto Rico and was talking to these girls (I think they may have been cousins or friends of cousins or something like that). He was talking to them in Spanish about his job & such. After they left, his cousin's wife said to him, "The prettier the girl, the better your Spanish."
Cat
LOL, that begs me to mention this: Makito should've got that girl's number.... :D I wish I could visit someplace foreign... especially Japan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 12/06/10 at 10:27 pm
From "Mahou Sentai Magiranger", a Japanese superhero show
(Speaking in Japanese, translated)
Makito: I am the oldest, it's my job to be responsible.
Tsubasa: But what does responsibility and dreams have to do with each other?
(American woman walks in)
Woman: (In English) Excuse me, can you help me find this place?
Tsubasa: Ai.... kanto.... speaku.... engurishu.
Woman: Oh...
Makito: (In perfect English) Yeah, sure, where would you like to go?
Tsubasa (In Japanese): WHAT?!
That's hilarious. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/10 at 7:26 am
Here's the actual clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKv8Q_gmUfQ
Man, I wish I had Makito as my Japanese teacher.... ;D
That's funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/23/10 at 10:37 am
Son-in-law #1: I just had a conversation with (Carlos' ex's husband) in the car.
Son-in-law #2: Really? Wow. What was it about?
Son-in-law #1: He said, "Turn left here."
I don't know if that would be as funny without knowing the guy. He NEVER talks to anyone unless he has to.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/23/10 at 10:43 am
Son-in-law #1: I just had a conversation with (Carlos' ex's husband) in the car.
Son-in-law #2: Really? Wow. What was it about?
Son-in-law #1: He said, "Turn left here."
I don't know if that would be as funny without knowing the guy. He NEVER talks to anyone unless he has to.
Cat
I worked with a guy for about two years... we had one conversation.... he was trying to send a fax and he asked me if he needed to put the paper face up or face down... that was it. He now works at another agency and I've talked to him on the phone a few times... the longest conversations we've had in the 8 yrs I've "known" him. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/24/10 at 5:41 pm
We're going to see if Little Lumpia is around... they call him that because he has a small dick. ;D
_one of the officers on duty today. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/24/10 at 6:26 pm
We're going to see if Little Lumpia is around... they call him that because he has a small dick. ;D
_one of the officers on duty today. :D
A long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away), I worked with this woman who told me that she walked in on one of the guys we worked with in when he was talking a leak (it was a uni-bathroom). She looked at him and said, "You are a hamster d!ck, aren't you?" From that point on, we referred to the guy as "H.D." :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/24/10 at 6:49 pm
A long time ago (in a galaxy far, far away), I worked with this woman who told me that she walked in on one of the guys we worked with in when he was talking a leak (it was a uni-bathroom). She looked at him and said, "You are a hamster d!ck, aren't you?" From that point on, we referred to the guy as "H.D." :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Guess that woman had bigger balls than HD did! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/24/10 at 6:58 pm
Guess that woman had bigger balls than HD did! :D
You have no idea. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/25/10 at 7:49 am
We're going to see if Little Lumpia is around... they call him that because he has a small dick. ;D
_one of the officers on duty today. :D
Are you kidding me? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/25/10 at 8:19 am
Are you kidding me? ;D
nope... someone actually said that to me yesterday! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/27/10 at 10:41 am
Now gather round hand in hand, today is the day that we stand and fight for what is right!
Line from "Sword In Stone" by ReinXeed
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: apollonia1986 on 12/28/10 at 9:32 pm
"...maybe I'm just a viscious-ass koala bear"
--Katt Williams, Pimpin' Pimpin'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/29/10 at 4:23 pm
So here I am, shooting from a star, out here in the dark, dreams can be reality, all you have to do is to believe! .............. so listen to the melodies of life!
Line from "Melody Of Life" by ReinXeed
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/30/10 at 9:16 am
Heart of an eagle he flies through the rainbow
Into a new world and finds the sun
Spreading his wings high above all the sorrows
The glory of Eagleheart!
Eagleheart by Stratovarius
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/05/11 at 9:04 pm
No priest can say I'm worthy
No sacraments or holy laws
can take my sin away
No church can wash my spirit clean
For the scarlet stain that paints my soul to sleep
Runs way too deep
No blessed holy water
Can sanctify me in the eyes of God
The great I AM
But He has made provision
To lift me up and wash me in the blood
Of the spotless Lamb
For Christ alone is worthy
To pay the price to set all sinners free
For even me
When all works fall short and efforts fail
I realize that faith alone's the key
Absolution for all who believe
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/07/11 at 12:18 pm
In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.
Paris Hilton
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/20/11 at 11:51 am
Talking to my mother last night and telling her about the chickens. Before hanging up, she said, "My love to everyone, including the chickens and rooster." ???
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/11 at 12:37 pm
Talking to my mother last night and telling her about the chickens. Before hanging up, she said, "My love to everyone, including the chickens and rooster." ???
Cat
She's saying to give a kiss to the roosters and chickens.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/20/11 at 1:15 pm
She's saying to give a kiss to the roosters and chickens.
She didn't say to give the chickens a kiss, she said to give them her love.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 01/20/11 at 6:39 pm
She didn't say to give the chickens a kiss, she said to give them her love.
Cat
Which ain't going to happen since the chickens were roosting in my star fruit tree, and EATING my star fruit. They got chased, whacked, and chased some more. Those caramboles are for people, not chickens
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/30/11 at 7:24 pm
One woman worker was talking to some guy workers in the breakroom and I overheard this:
"I don't wear tampons,Do you know what a tampon is,Do you even know what a dick looks like"? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Christie Marie M on 01/30/11 at 8:34 pm
"Take these broken wings, and learn to fly again learn to live so free ,
And when we hear the voices sing, the book of love will open up and let us in."
--Broken Wings by Mr. Mister
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/11 at 8:08 am
Sometime in the middle of the night, Carlos rolled over, put his arm around me and said, "Don't call me Shirley."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/11 at 8:41 am
Sometime in the middle of the night, Carlos rolled over, put his arm around me and said, "Don't call me Shirley."
Cat
That line was from Airplane I think.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/19/11 at 10:37 am
Sometime in the middle of the night, Carlos rolled over, put his arm around me and said, "Don't call me Shirley."
Cat
surely you dreamt that...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/11 at 2:27 pm
surely you dreamt that...
I hate to say what he said after that but since this is a family forum, I better not. (But, it was a line from another Leslie Neilson movie. ;) :D ;D ;D ;D )
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/19/11 at 2:40 pm
I hate to say what he said after that but since this is a family forum, I better not. (But, it was a line from another Leslie Neilson movie. ;) :D ;D ;D ;D )
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 02/19/11 at 7:41 pm
surely you dreamt that...
I SAID DON"T CALL ME SHIRLEY
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/19/11 at 9:18 pm
I SAID DON"T CALL ME SHIRLEY
;D I think I called cat Shirley. Or did I call Shirley cat? I'm so confused :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/27/11 at 11:03 am
heard on a Ben Bratt/Jerry Orbach ep of Law & Order:
MAN (going thru a divorce): They tell me I have to compromise with her. How can I compromise when she won't do what I tell her to do? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/27/11 at 11:23 am
You know how when newly released films are advertised on tv there'll be a bit of small print along the lines of "contains mild language and scenes of fantasy violence"
The new Justin Bieber movie Never Say Never has the small print
"Contains no material likely to offend or harm".
So it's less 'scary' than your average Disney film ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/27/11 at 12:04 pm
^no that's funny!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/17/11 at 8:48 am
Overheard in the school playground this morning.
10 year-old boy - voice of total awe - to a couple of friends
"Last night my mum ate a raw carrot. A whole carrot (dramatic pause) raw!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/04/11 at 4:21 pm
"He looks like Justin Bieber" -Reagan pointing to Paul McCartney as we listen to The Beatles.
my friend's FB status update
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/07/11 at 6:31 pm
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Potential juror: I don't want to be away from my job for that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
actual comments taken from court records
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/07/11 at 6:48 pm
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Potential juror: I don't want to be away from my job for that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
actual comments taken from court records
There are a lot of great court quotes in the book Anguished English.
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/f771828fd7a05f1120550110_L%5B1%5D.jpg
There are several sequels. When I read them, I was laughing so hard, I was crying.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 05/07/11 at 9:48 am
From a fellow dispatcher (different city different agency) via facebook
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase 'Regards' again
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 05/10/11 at 10:24 pm
was talking to a friend on the phone and I was trying to convince her to read Harry Potter... she said it had too many characters :-\\
anyway somehow that transitioned into a conversation on Twilight.....sorry Tam but her response to that
I cannot handle cold, dead and sparkley :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 05/10/11 at 10:26 pm
same friend talking about a guy I just met (thru our mutual friend) she's known both men for 20 plus yrs.
Latrell gets more ass than a toilet seat
My sides hurt so much she had me laughing for hours!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 05/11/11 at 6:58 am
same friend talking about a guy I just met (thru our mutual friend) she's known both men for 20 plus yrs.
Latrell gets more ass than a toilet seat
My sides hurt so much she had me laughing for hours!
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/13/11 at 11:04 am
Boston Mayor Tom Menino (can't find the reference as to what/who he was talking about): He has an Alcatraz around his neck.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 05/13/11 at 11:09 am
Boston Mayor Tom Menino (can't find the reference as to what/who he was talking about): He has an Alcatraz around his neck.
Cat
ah those san franciso albatrosses are so pesky! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/14/11 at 8:28 pm
Last night, when we were leaving my SIL's house, the kids were whining. Carlos said, "They have been on the go constantly and haven't had enough nap time." Then I said, "And that goes for the kids, too." Carlos laughed. SIL made a strange face and said, "I'm not going there."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/26/11 at 3:27 pm
Me: Are you hungry?
My friend: No I just had an apple
::) never in my life have I ever uttered the phrase I'm not hungry because I just had an apple. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/26/11 at 3:39 pm
FIL about the puppy: "I though she was going to have kittens but she didn't." ???
Last week, 3 year old granddaughter saying octopus: Octo-pulpo. (Pulpo is octopus in Spanish.)
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/26/11 at 5:01 pm
FIL about the puppy: "I though she was going to have kittens but she didn't." ???
Last week, 3 year old granddaughter saying octopus: Octo-pulpo. (Pulpo is octopus in Spanish.)
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/26/11 at 7:27 pm
;D
Which made you laugh more? The 3 year old or the 90 year old?
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/26/11 at 7:43 pm
Which made you laugh more? The 3 year old or the 90 year old?
Cat
they were both pretty funny but the octo-pulpo cracked me up!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/26/11 at 8:49 pm
they were both pretty funny but the octo-pulpo cracked me up!
Well, my FIL statement was pretty funny but also sad at the same time. But, Carlos, SIL, & I all have been saying "octo-pulpo". I think we are all going to be calling it that from now on.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 06/26/11 at 9:16 pm
Well, my FIL statement was pretty funny but also sad at the same time. But, Carlos, SIL, & I all have been saying "octo-pulpo". I think we are all going to be calling it that from now on.
Cat
Octo, a prefix meaning eight, pulpo a rather intelligent sea creature with eight tenticles which happens to taest very good when gently warmed in a butter and garlic sauce. So octopulpo must be a serving for eight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/27/11 at 7:06 am
Me: Are you hungry?
My friend: No I just had an apple
::) never in my life have I ever uttered the phrase I'm not hungry because I just had an apple. :D
unless it's with peanut butter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/27/11 at 10:01 am
Octo, a prefix meaning eight, pulpo a rather intelligent sea creature with eight tenticles which happens to taest very good when gently warmed in a butter and garlic sauce. So octopulpo must be a serving for eight.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Well, we did have 8 people here a few weeks ago.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/27/11 at 11:42 am
unless it's with peanut butter.
It wasn't and even if it was an apple w- pb it would never come close to fulling me up (unless maybe I ate the whole jar of Jif! )
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 07/06/11 at 6:09 pm
Most days when cycling to or from school with James we see this lady. She works at the school and James told me ages ago she is a dinner lady there. Anyway when we saw her this morning James said "She's a really backward person" So I asked who he was talking about and he said "that lady, she's really backward".
Then just as I was about to say what a horrible thing it was to say about somebody he continued "When we cycle to school she's riding away from school and when we're riding home she's going to school so her day is all backwards!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 07/07/11 at 9:59 am
Most days when cycling to or from school with James we see this lady. She works at the school and James told me ages ago she is a dinner lady there. Anyway when we saw her this morning James said "She's a really backward person" So I asked who he was talking about and he said "that lady, she's really backward".
Then just as I was about to say what a horrible thing it was to say about somebody he continued "When we cycle to school she's riding away from school and when we're riding home she's going to school so her day is all backwards!"
Kids, you gotta love em
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 07/07/11 at 10:02 am
Some time ago at a restaurant with my youngest (she was about 20) we were having squid. She speared a piece and said "Mom's favorite part, the testicles". She'll never live it down
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/07/11 at 10:17 am
Some time ago at a restaurant with my youngest (she was about 20) we were having squid. She speared a piece and said "Mom's favorite part, the testicles". She'll never live it down
If she knew that you posted this, she would probably disown you.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/07/11 at 1:25 pm
Some time ago at a restaurant with my youngest (she was about 20) we were having squid. She speared a piece and said "Mom's favorite part, the testicles". She'll never live it down
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/07/11 at 4:37 pm
My friends kid,at 18 - 24 mos was showing me she had money. I asked her what she had she said "I got penis" (pennies) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 07/12/11 at 1:50 pm
Elizabeth was in town this morning whilst I was at work.
I sent her a text saying "I'm just about to leave work. Have you had lunch yet?" Elizabeth replied "No, but I have some Jazzles"
Well that's alright then! chocolate is a good substitute for a healthy lunch apparently
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 2:55 pm
Elizabeth was in town this morning whilst I was at work.
I sent her a text saying "I'm just about to leave work. Have you had lunch yet?" Elizabeth replied "No, but I have some Jazzles"
Well that's alright then! chocolate is a good substitute for a healthy lunch apparently
Yeah it is!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/12/11 at 7:59 pm
Elizabeth was in town this morning whilst I was at work.
I sent her a text saying "I'm just about to leave work. Have you had lunch yet?" Elizabeth replied "No, but I have some Jazzles"
Well that's alright then! chocolate is a good substitute for a healthy lunch apparently
What's jazzles? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 9:17 pm
What's jazzles? ???
If you'd finished reading karen's post you'd find out it's some sort of chocolate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 07/13/11 at 10:12 am
If you'd finished reading karen's post you'd find out it's some sort of chocolate.
chocolate buttons covered with sugar strands (or dots)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/07/11 at 9:12 pm
people wonder what I love about facebook? I get to see gems like this nearly everyday......
My Friend's Status: Keep your eyes to the sun, and you'll never see the shadow. Helen Keller
Her Friend's Comment: How would she know.
ME: http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/smileys/spittake.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/12/11 at 9:12 am
"There's a big difference when a boy and a girl says 'I went through a box of tissue watching a movie.'"
I also got that one from FB.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/11 at 12:50 pm
Sometimes I'm really starting to think the reason these tea party people don't believe in evolution is because they haven't been part of the process.
-Lizz Winstead Comedian and co-creator of “The Daily Show”
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/19/11 at 3:00 pm
Sometimes I'm really starting to think the reason these tea party people don't believe in evolution is because they haven't been part of the process.
-Lizz Winstead Comedian and co-creator of “The Daily Show”
Cat
I have read this quote and I approve O0
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/25/11 at 6:30 pm
My FIL: Did you ever check your cats for horns? ???
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/25/11 at 7:28 pm
My father the other day: "If this woman had a 40DD,I'd never be hungry again". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/30/11 at 5:07 pm
3 year old granddaughter: How old will I be when I'm grown up?
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 08/31/11 at 12:59 pm
"Where would the matador be if the bull ever figured out that it is the man, not the red cape, that is causing his pain?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/01/11 at 2:50 pm
My FIL was telling us that someone came and was asking him questions (she wanted to see how aware he was). "She asked me what day it was and I was surprised that she didn't know."
When we told the nurses that, they told us that he actually said to her, "Today is September 1st, 2011. It is Thursday and it is 9:30 in the morning. Anything else you want to know?"
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 09/01/11 at 7:59 pm
"Rules are only meaningful if people agree to follow them. Otherwise they're just words."
Tygra from Thundercats
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: King Tut on 09/06/11 at 8:14 pm
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."
- John Lennon
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/06/11 at 8:16 pm
Father: "I don't log into anything except when I go to the bathroom". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: DJ Blaze on 09/11/11 at 4:14 pm
"Jerry Beans on my mind... I cry my eyes out ober you..."
Japanese "Jelly Beans" cell phone commercial
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: King Tut on 09/12/11 at 12:11 am
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 09/14/11 at 10:20 am
I promised James a small treat when we got home from school. He wanted to know what the treat was so I told him I'd baked apple muffins
"are those really a treat or just a way to use up extra apples?"
>:( I didn't think my cooking was that bad!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 09/14/11 at 1:07 pm
I promised James a small treat when we got home from school. He wanted to know what the treat was so I told him I'd baked apple muffins
"are those really a treat or just a way to use up extra apples?"
>:( I didn't think my cooking was that bad!
;D
Master James is a smart cookie.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 09/24/11 at 10:45 am
This may not be exact, but close. Seems Chris Cristy called our gov, Peter Shumlin and asked how things were going
Shumlin"how are things going there
Christy "slow slow slow, and you?
Shumlin "Fast fast fast. You see, you guys have Mercedes and BMWs in your back yards, we have tractor and back hoes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/08/11 at 11:35 am
The other day we were discussing how it looks like we may be heading toward war with Pakistan.
Me: What is scary is that Pakistan has nukes.
Carlos: You can ease your mind because Pakistan doesn't have an air force for those nukes to reach the U.S.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/19/11 at 9:02 am
The other day we were discussing how it looks like we may be heading toward war with Pakistan.
Me: What is scary is that Pakistan has nukes.
Carlos: You can ease your mind because Pakistan doesn't have an air force for those nukes to reach the U.S.
Cat
So that's alright then!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/19/11 at 9:06 am
James this morning
Today is going to be EPIC!!
Me, Rory, dad, some excellent single-track at Hicks Lodge. In this weather!!!
I think he was a little excited
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/22/11 at 12:11 pm
Sitting at the dinner table, Step-daughter #2's cell phone goes off.
Step-daughter #3: I felt that vibrate.
Step-daughter #2: You're welcome.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 11/07/11 at 3:03 pm
^ ;D
James just now "the word epic is, like, totally epic" ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/10/11 at 4:34 pm
Alex Wagner on Rick Perry's flub on the debate: That is akin to wetting your pants on the last day of school.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 11/21/11 at 11:42 am
dealing with a caller who was lost on campus.... she would tell me she was at one location but when I confirmed it she would give me a different answer.
Caller: I'm at (bldg name that was difficult to comprehend so she spelled it)
Me: Okay you're at buchanan?
HER: I took a left at SUBWAY *there is no subway there, not a train or a sandwich shop in that immediate area*
ME: But where are you now?
HER: I'm at Buchanan *spelled it again*
ME: okay so you're at buchanan
HER: I took a left at subway.... ::)
ME: Okay I'm going to send someone to you , stay at Buchanan
HER: I took a left at subway....
ME: Okay but stay at Buchanan, what are you wearing?
HER: A raincoat. It's wet.
ME: It is raining, so you're in a wet raincoat?
HER: yes its wet!
ME: I got it but what color is it?
HER: It's Wet, it's wet!
ME: It's wet?
HER: Yes it's wet, R-E-D
:D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: apollonia1986 on 11/21/11 at 11:41 pm
"I've turned into Spindletop"--
I said this earlier today when I was in dialysis and the nurse taking my needles out pressed my arm the wrong way and effectively, sent a stream of my blood across the room and all over herself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spindletop
For those of you unfammiliar with Spindletop.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/22/11 at 7:07 am
dealing with a caller who was lost on campus.... she would tell me she was at one location but when I confirmed it she would give me a different answer.
Caller: I'm at (bldg name that was difficult to comprehend so she spelled it)
Me: Okay you're at buchanan?
HER: I took a left at SUBWAY *there is no subway there, not a train or a sandwich shop in that immediate area*
ME: But where are you now?
HER: I'm at Buchanan *spelled it again*
ME: okay so you're at buchanan
HER: I took a left at subway.... ::)
ME: Okay I'm going to send someone to you , stay at Buchanan
HER: I took a left at subway....
ME: Okay but stay at Buchanan, what are you wearing?
HER: A raincoat. It's wet.
ME: It is raining, so you're in a wet raincoat?
HER: yes its wet!
ME: I got it but what color is it?
HER: It's Wet, it's wet!
ME: It's wet?
HER: Yes it's wet, R-E-D
:D
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/21/11 at 11:54 am
Last night seeing Carlos serving ham for dinner.
Me: Ah, the perfect meal for the first night of Hanukkah.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/21/11 at 8:47 pm
Last night seeing Carlos serving ham for dinner.
Me: Ah, the perfect meal for the first night of Hanukkah.
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Foo Bar on 12/22/11 at 3:53 am
Last night seeing Carlos serving ham for dinner.
Me: Ah, the perfect meal for the first night of Hanukkah.
Oy vey!
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-kosher-fail.jpg
Most credible backstory behind the series of images: Balducci's, December 2007.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/25/11 at 7:04 pm
Granddaughter #2 trying to sing Christmas carols: He'll be coming down the chimney when he comes.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Foo Bar on 12/25/11 at 7:57 pm
Granddaughter #2 trying to sing Christmas carols: He'll be coming down the chimney when he comes.
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll109/KrautKommando/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg
I see what you did there :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/14/12 at 9:30 am
“30 years ago, 65% of men, on leaving their house kissed their wife goodbye. Today, 88% of men, when they leave their wife, have to kiss their house goodbye.”
— Stephen Fry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/11/12 at 9:04 am
My father was b!tching to my sister about how lousy he feels. My sister said to him that he should be like his ex-wife (my mother) and just be happy.
Dad: I'm Jewish. I'm not supposed to BE happy.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/11/12 at 6:18 pm
Once again, my mother has to outdo my dad. As my mother was preparing to go into rehab, my sister asked her if there was anything from her house that she would like my sister to get for her.
My mother: I have some ice cream in the freezer.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/11/12 at 8:24 pm
"you don't know how it feels till you walked a mile in my shoes".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/16/12 at 10:13 am
On a food messageboard someone posted
"I have just bought a jar of preserved lemons from Sainsburys - £1 off - not sure what to do with them. HELP"
I felt like posting
Well why the hell did you buy them then!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/16/12 at 10:49 am
On a food messageboard someone posted
"I have just bought a jar of preserved lemons from Sainsburys - £1 off - not sure what to do with them. HELP"
I felt like posting
Well why the hell did you buy them then!!
They were a pound off----how can u pass up a deal like that!!!!
It's like the old joke- wife goes shopping and comes home excited about getting a deal for half off kitty litter
Hubby say- but dear we don't have a cat
She says- I know but I SAVED 50%!!!! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/18/12 at 9:25 am
I was just talking to an officer about this guy who was stabbed last night.
Officer: Oh, you might know the guy. he's black
Me: I know him because he's black?
Officer: no because he's a big black guy......
ME: Yeah, that's much better :D
(the rest of the story is the dude walks thru the streets singing acapella at the top of his lungs so he's high profile in that way ----not because he's big and black ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/18/12 at 9:43 am
I was just talking to an officer about this guy who was stabbed last night.
Officer: Oh, you might know the guy. he's black
Me: I know him because he's black?
Officer: no because he's a big black guy......
ME: Yeah, that's much better :D
(the rest of the story is the dude walks thru the streets singing acapella at the top of his lungs so he's high profile in that way ----not because he's big and black ;)
What? You don't know EVERY black guy in S.B.?
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/18/12 at 9:51 am
What? You don't know EVERY black guy in S.B.?
Cat
welll there only about 17 of them so maybe I should ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/12/12 at 9:49 am
After making love, Carlos said, "Poor Howard."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/12/12 at 1:08 pm
After making love, Carlos said, "Poor Howard."
Cat
???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: amjikloviet on 03/13/12 at 9:35 pm
Always remember what our savior did for us.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/14/12 at 2:36 am
My throat's so sore I feel like I swallowed a whole family of pissed off porcupines. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/14/12 at 6:54 am
My throat's so sore I feel like I swallowed a whole family of pissed off porcupines. ;D
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/17/12 at 4:29 pm
Carlos ex to her daughter (my step-daughter): This is the best cake you have made.
My step-daughter: It was a box.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/17/12 at 6:34 pm
Asking down a street in Burbank I come across a man handing out colored flyers (which usually means free passes to a movie or tv taping)
I ask the guy what movie and he says it's a flyer for a fund raiser for a homeles shelter, a CHRISTIAN homeless shelter (his emphasis not mine)
I say no thank you, you lost me at Chrstian
"you're not Christian?!?"
"nope"
"what are you then"
"atheist"
as I continue walking away I hear the man behind me singing 'Burn, baby, burn!' :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/17/12 at 8:01 pm
Carlos ex to her daughter (my step-daughter): This is the best cake you have made.
My step-daughter: It was a box.
Cat
;D HA!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 03/18/12 at 5:21 am
Asking down a street in Burbank I come across a man handing out colored flyers (which usually means free passes to a movie or tv taping)
I ask the guy what movie and he says it's a flyer for a fund raiser for a homeles shelter, a CHRISTIAN homeless shelter (his emphasis not mine)
I say no thank you, you lost me at Chrstian
"you're not Christian?!?"
"nope"
"what are you then"
"atheist"
as I continue walking away I hear the man behind me singing 'Burn, baby, burn!' :D
Mighty Christian of him ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/18/12 at 6:56 am
"Why does Burger King have to make their ketchup green?" "Looks like snot" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 03/18/12 at 12:59 pm
Mighty Christian of him ;D
Right!?! lol!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 03/19/12 at 9:02 am
"Why does Burger King have to make their ketchup green?" "Looks like snot" ;D
It was for St Patricks Day..green beer, green ketchup, green vomit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/19/12 at 1:57 pm
It was for St Patricks Day..green beer, green ketchup, green vomit.
I know I just thought it was funny. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/21/12 at 2:53 pm
Heard an elderly man talking on a cell phone at Wal Mart yesterday... "Will you please do me a favor and shut up?" ??? ;D
My hubby's uncle said today "The best advice I can give you is don't waste time talking to idiotic people."
Um, ok. Thanks. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/12 at 7:38 pm
Heard an elderly man talking on a cell phone at Wal Mart yesterday... "Will you please do me a favor and shut up?" ??? ;D
My hubby's uncle said today "The best advice I can give you is don't waste time talking to idiotic people."
Um, ok. Thanks. ;D
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 04/11/12 at 5:58 pm
On the school fees invoice this week was a small charge for textiles
"crap wind socks"
Well I know Elizabeth isn't that good at sewing but did they have to get so personal?!
(Actually it was a japanese themed carp wind sock!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: warped on 06/16/12 at 10:56 am
"You know you're getting older when Happy Hour is a nap"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/09/12 at 6:28 pm
Last night while we were watching Dark Shadows on DVD, we were laughing at the name of an actor whose name is Humbert Allen Astredo. We were just laughing at the name Humbert.
Carlos said, "It has got to be a stage name because if he was born with that name, he would be using a stage name."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: warped on 07/09/12 at 6:44 pm
Last night while we were watching Dark Shadows on DVD, we were laughing at the name of an actor whose name is Humbert Allen Astredo. We were just laughing at the name Humbert.
Carlos said, "It has got to be a stage name because if he was born with that name, he would be using a stage name."
Cat
"Umberto" is an Italian proper name, not very common but I hear it once in a while. Perhaps his first name was changed from Umberto to Humbert?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/09/12 at 6:51 pm
"Umberto" is an Italian proper name, not very common but I hear it once in a while. Perhaps his first name was changed from Umberto to Humbert?
Don't know. Couldn't find too much on him-except that he was born in Pasadena-under the smogberry trees.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/06/12 at 10:33 pm
Girl walks into the police department because she lost the key to her car.
HER: "can you send an officer to help me get into my car. The doors are locked"
ME: "we don't do that do you have AAA?"
HER: "No I have (some other card). I called my mom and she told me to come to the
police for help"
ME: "Well we don't access locked cars so you should call (that card you have) and ask them to send you a tow truck"
HER: "But I don't need to be towed I just want to get into my locked car"
ME: "Yeah a tow truck will help you with that too" ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/07/12 at 6:57 am
Girl walks into the police department because she lost the key to her car.
HER: "can you send an officer to help me get into my car. The doors are locked"
ME: "we don't do that do you have AAA?"
HER: "No I have (some other card). I called my mom and she told me to come to the
police for help"
ME: "Well we don't access locked cars so you should call (that card you have) and ask them to send you a tow truck"
HER: "But I don't need to be towed I just want to get into my locked car"
ME: "Yeah a tow truck will help you with that too" ::)
looks like she didn't understand your question. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/07/12 at 11:04 am
looks like she didn't understand your question. ;D
No it looks like she hasn't been given basic information to survive on her own in tge real world.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/23/12 at 2:56 pm
We were playing Upword (game similar to Scrabble) and I put down the word 'cartel'. James asked what the word meant, then paused and said
"No, I know what it is. A hotel for cars"
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/23/12 at 6:52 pm
We were playing Upword (game similar to Scrabble) and I put down the word 'cartel'. James asked what the word meant, then paused and said
"No, I know what it is. A hotel for cars"
;D
Just like Camelot is a parking lot for camels. ;) :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/23/12 at 8:02 pm
We were playing Upword (game similar to Scrabble) and I put down the word 'cartel'. James asked what the word meant, then paused and said
"No, I know what it is. A hotel for cars"
;D
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: apollonia1986 on 12/26/12 at 5:45 pm
"Face it Mama, I'm the sl*t of all times!!!!" Elizabeth Taylor in Butterfield 8.
I watch that film just to hear that line. It cracks me UP. http://www.ethanwiner.com/Smiley%20Land/Acc04.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/27/12 at 2:26 am
(apologies to the people on Facebook that might have already seen this)
Someone asked my neighbors' daughter (who is around 3 years old): "So who is it that says 'Ho Ho Ho'?" - Cathy says "A pirate!"
lol ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/27/12 at 9:15 am
(apologies to the people on Facebook that might have already seen this)
Someone asked my neighbors' daughter (who is around 3 years old): "So who is it that says 'Ho Ho Ho'?" - Cathy says "A pirate!"
lol ;D
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 12/27/12 at 9:47 am
that's cute Patty!
One of the officers telling the story of his first job....
"I got paid a dollar an hour and I felt rich! Then I got a ten cent raise and I felt even more rich!!!"
:D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/08/13 at 7:36 am
I was talking to a co-worker about the customers who make a mess outside and she said:
"These people are filthy, Grade -A Slobs". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: warped on 01/14/13 at 4:59 pm
http://i.qkme.me/3q63bs.jpg
:-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 01/15/13 at 11:41 am
Girl walks into the police department because she lost the key to her car.
HER: "can you send an officer to help me get into my car. The doors are locked"
ME: "we don't do that do you have AAA?"
HER: "No I have (some other card). I called my mom and she told me to come to the
police for help"
ME: "Well we don't access locked cars so you should call (that card you have) and ask them to send you a tow truck"
HER: "But I don't need to be towed I just want to get into my locked car"
ME: "Yeah a tow truck will help you with that too" ::)
you should have arrested her on the spot for public display of stupidity.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 01/16/13 at 10:14 am
you should have arrested her on the spot for public display of stupidity.
why didn't I think of that!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/02/13 at 7:27 am
Upon learning that today is Groundhog Day, my 8 year old granddaughter was planning on running outside to see if she could see her shadow. We told her that it doesn't work that way-the GROUNDHOG has to see his shadow. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/07/13 at 6:45 pm
At dinner, SIL ordered a screwdriver and said, "Lite on the screw, heavy on the driver...or is that lite on the driver, heavy on the screw." :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 02/07/13 at 7:08 pm
At dinner, SIL ordered a screwdriver and said, "Lite on the screw, heavy on the driver...or is that lite on the driver, heavy on the screw." :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/23/13 at 6:54 pm
At night while Carlos is on the laptop, I am in the bedroom. The wall between the two is fairly thin so we can talk to each other through it. I heard something.
Me: Did you say something?
Him: I think you heard a cow.
He was right, I did hear a cow. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/13 at 6:58 pm
At the doctor for a check-up the other day.
Doctor: What allergies do you have?
Me: Hay Fever, fresh pineapple and Justin Bieber.
The doctor was in hysterics ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/23/13 at 7:25 pm
At the doctor for a check-up the other day.
Doctor: What allergies do you have?
Me: Hay Fever, fresh pineapple and Justin Bieber.
The doctor was in hysterics ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
I usually tell the doc that I'm allergic to mornings-especially Monday mornings.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/23/13 at 8:08 pm
At the doctor for a check-up the other day.
Doctor: What allergies do you have?
Me: Hay Fever, fresh pineapple and Justin Bieber.
The doctor was in hysterics ;D
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/14/13 at 3:37 pm
"take a break man, they don't pay you enough".
a guy in the parking lot this afternoon saw me working so hard that he tells me to take it easy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 04/14/13 at 6:10 pm
I was in the ER on wed a nurse comes in and says "hi I'm Mary, ill be taking your blood. Any chance you're pregnant?"
Me: no.....because my name is NOT Mary. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/18/13 at 3:13 pm
front end manager heard the thunder and lightning yesterday during the rainstorm:
"What are you afraid of, it's only water and noise" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/19/13 at 12:39 pm
I watched Sharknado last night and this one girl kept saying, "I really hate sharks." I understand lady but you don't have to repeat yourself. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/01/13 at 11:44 pm
Had dinner w my landlords.
HIM: I wonder what Native Americans think about immigration. My people (he's got Indian blood apparently) shouldn't have let the English off the boat.
HER: my people were on the boat
ME: my people were on a different boat.
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: warped on 08/03/13 at 5:20 pm
Had dinner w my landlords.
HIM: I wonder what Native Americans think about immigration. My people (he's got Indian blood apparently) shouldn't have let the English off the boat.
HER: my people were on the boat
ME: my people were on a different boat.
;D
1 comment now, but saw it on fb and laughed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/27/14 at 12:39 pm
I was talking to my sister & brother-in-law about the house and what I want to do with the downstairs bathroom.
Carlos to my sister & BIL: We have a disagreement on what to do with that bathroom.
BIL to Carlos: You're gonna lose!
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/14 at 7:51 pm
"Dinner is in the washing machine". ;D
What my Mother wanted to say was "Dinner is in the microwave."
She tends to forget sometimes. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Ripley on 02/17/14 at 9:53 pm
"Dinner is in the washing machine". ;D
What my Mother wanted to say was "Dinner is in the microwave."
She tends to forget sometimes. ;D
:)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Ripley on 02/23/14 at 9:49 pm
One of the most asked questions at work, "Will this shrink". I am in the clothing area so it's asked a lot. Well I am not a tailor nor do I make the clothes myself so I don't have a damn clue. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/24/14 at 7:33 am
One of the most asked questions at work, "Will this shrink". I am in the clothing area so it's asked a lot. Well I am not a tailor nor do I make the clothes myself so I don't have a damn clue. ::)
why do they ask you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/24/14 at 10:27 am
Carlos & I were talking about the death of Maria Von Trapp. Even though she was 99 years when she died, the fact that how she was the last of her family who escaped the Nazis, Carlos said,
"It must be a curse."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Ripley on 02/24/14 at 6:58 pm
why do they ask you?
Because they don't think before asking.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/24/14 at 7:31 pm
Because they don't think before asking.
same thing when customers keep asking me "Is this cart working"? ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: warped on 02/24/14 at 8:05 pm
Carlos & I were talking about the death of Maria Von Trapp. Even though she was 99 years when she died, the fact that how she was the last of her family who escaped the Nazis, Carlos said,
"It must be a curse."
Cat
O0
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Ripley on 02/24/14 at 8:24 pm
same thing when customers keep asking me "Is this cart working"? ::)
People think I'm rude for having such thoughts but I can't help but think of some of them as idiots. Obviously I don't tell them to their face. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/25/14 at 9:43 am
People think I'm rude for having such thoughts but I can't help but think of some of them as idiots. Obviously I don't tell them to their face. :D
I tell that to my front end managers and she agrees with me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/25/14 at 11:08 am
One of the most asked questions at work, "Will this shrink". I am in the clothing area so it's asked a lot. Well I am not a tailor nor do I make the clothes myself so I don't have a damn clue. ::)
I think its a valid question for people to ask. Get an idea of what fabrics might shrink (cotton and wool), tell them to carefully follow all the washing instructions, but add that you can't guarantee anything won't shrink.
It may just mean that they buy a longer length trouser for example.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Ripley on 02/25/14 at 7:11 pm
I think its a valid question for people to ask. Get an idea of what fabrics might shrink (cotton and wool), tell them to carefully follow all the washing instructions, but add that you can't guarantee anything won't shrink.
It may just mean that they buy a longer length trouser for example.
Well they should know to read the label.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Ripley on 02/25/14 at 7:12 pm
I tell that to my front end managers and she agrees with me.
;D
The biggest idiots are the ones who go out in bad weather. If you have to go to work or pick your kid up from somewhere understandable. But just going out to shop or eat out is crazy for themselves and others.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: warped on 05/13/14 at 9:36 am
http://meetville.com/images/quotes/Quotation-Drew-Carey-funny-life-jobs-support-job-humor-drinking-hate-Meetville-Quotes-165875.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/14 at 5:10 am
Stephen Fry on Q.I.
"Imagine an imaginary menagerie managed by an imaginary menagerie manager."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/16/14 at 11:44 am
The other night our cat Electra had her "kill" which was the plastic ring to a gallon jug. As she was playing with it, she would yowl-and she did that ALL NIGHT LONG!!!! At one point in the middle of the night, Carlos said, "That cat is possessed." The next morning, I took her "kill" away and she has been quiet ever since.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/30/14 at 9:59 am
Talking to a friend of mine on the phone telling him about meeting the governor last weekend.
My Friend: Did he poke you in the eye with his nose?
Why is this funny? Here is a pic of our gov.
http://static.bangordailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vtheat.jpg
That guy has quite the honker.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/30/14 at 2:48 pm
Talking to a friend of mine on the phone telling him about meeting the governor last weekend.
My Friend: Did he poke you in the eye with his nose?
Why is this funny? Here is a pic of our gov.
http://static.bangordailynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vtheat.jpg
That guy has quite the honker.
Cat
His nose looks crooked.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/22/14 at 4:06 pm
This wasn't funny because of WHAT was said but HOW it was said.
We had most of the grandkids here. We have a little play kitchen set that all the kids loves. Today was our Christmas and after all the presents were open, my 4 year old grandson had a little plastic funnel from the kitchen playset. He went up to the fireplace and said through the funnel, "Thank you, Santa."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/13/15 at 2:09 pm
7 year old granddaughter said that she loves to cook and plans to open a restaurant. She also loves animals and also plans to be a vet. She said, "So that way if any animals die, I can use them in my restaurant." After I started laughing (VERY HARD), she said that she was joking. That made me laugh even harder.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/13/15 at 2:56 pm
7 year old granddaughter said that she loves to cook and plans to open a restaurant. She also loves animals and also plans to be a vet. She said, "So that way if any animals die, I can use them in my restaurant." After I started laughing (VERY HARD), she said that she was joking. That made me laugh even harder.
Cat
Maybe she watching something and thought that this is the way we eat animals.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/13/15 at 3:52 pm
Maybe she watching something and thought that this is the way we eat animals.
She was trying to be funny-and she succeeded. And she knows all about eating animals. They raise chickens. One time we were talking to her sister and asked what they were having for dinner. She said, "Sally" meaning one of their chickens that they named-and than ate.
Cat
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/09/15 at 3:06 pm
A customer came up to me in his car and asked me:
"Oh Sir, I seemed to have lost my pack of Marlboros, Would you happen to find it? ::)
I said to myself as he left, Well you go to the nearest store and go buy yourself a new pack. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/09/15 at 5:44 pm
I was talking to my sister who lives in Oklahoma. I was asking her about our niece who lives close to her.
My sister: She's in Oklahoma.
Me: A DUH!!
My sister: I mean, she's in Oklahoma as in the PLAY Oklahoma.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/15 at 11:55 pm
I was talking to my sister who lives in Oklahoma. I was asking her about our niece who lives close to her.
My sister: She's in Oklahoma.
Me: A DUH!!
My sister: I mean, she's in Oklahoma as in the PLAY Oklahoma.
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/10/15 at 10:37 am
;D
If she lived any place else, it wouldn't have been funny.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/15 at 10:40 am
If she lived any place else, it wouldn't have been funny.
Cat
Just coincidental.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 06/10/15 at 12:18 pm
A customer came up to me in his car and asked me:
"Oh Sir, I seemed to have lost my pack of Marlboros, Would you happen to find it? ::)
I said to myself as he left, Well you go to the nearest store and go buy yourself a new pack. ::)
Don't know how much they cost in the US but if it was a fairly full pack it would be the equivalent of losing $5 or so I would imagine
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/10/15 at 1:43 pm
Don't know how much they cost in the US but if it was a fairly full pack it would be the equivalent of losing $5 or so I would imagine
In my state, it is more like $10.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/10/15 at 3:15 pm
Don't know how much they cost in the US but if it was a fairly full pack it would be the equivalent of losing $5 or so I would imagine
$12.50 a pack.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/12/15 at 7:12 am
A woman in the parking lot comes up to me and asks me:
Woman:" Sir, Do you speak English"?
Me: "Yes I do".
Woman: "Praise Jesus"
Me: ??? (confused face) "I sure will".
She walked off afterwards, Sorry I didn't know how to respond to that. I almost felt like saying, "Well, I'm Jewish" but I said nothing and that was the end of that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/12/15 at 11:40 am
A woman in the parking lot comes up to me and asks me:
Woman:" Sir, Do you speak English"?
Me: "Yes I do".
Woman: "Praise Jesus"
Me: ??? (confused face) "I sure will".
She walked off afterwards, Sorry I didn't know how to respond to that. I almost felt like saying, "Well, I'm Jewish" but I said nothing and that was the end of that.
You should have told her you were Jewish. I'm sure the look on her face would have been priceless. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/12/15 at 3:00 pm
You should have told her you were Jewish. I'm sure the look on her face would have been priceless. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Why should I have said that? Won't that cause an argument?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/12/15 at 3:30 pm
Why should I have said that? Won't that cause an argument?
No it wouldn't. That woman ASSUMED you were Christian. By telling her you weren't might make her to think next time about assuming others are of her religion. And you wouldn't be arguing with her, you would have been stating a fact.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/12/15 at 4:37 pm
No it wouldn't. That woman ASSUMED you were Christian. By telling her you weren't might make her to think next time about assuming others are of her religion. And you wouldn't be arguing with her, you would have been stating a fact.
Cat
Well she was already In bad place because she apparently doesn't run into any English speaking people. If he said he was Jewish her head might have exploded. Lol
He should've said I speak the queens English mum in a British accent ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/15 at 8:01 am
No it wouldn't. That woman ASSUMED you were Christian. By telling her you weren't might make her to think next time about assuming others are of her religion. And you wouldn't be arguing with her, you would have been stating a fact.
Cat
If I said that I was Jewish, she maybe would've accepted it and told me that I should put God or Jesus in your heart or whatever she was babbling on about.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/15 at 8:04 am
Well she was already In bad place because she apparently doesn't run into any English speaking people. If he said he was Jewish her head might have exploded. Lol
He should've said I speak the queens English mum in a British accent ;D
Well half of Atlantic Avenue (Brooklyn) is mixed religion so you have got a lot of ethnicities over there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 06/13/15 at 8:14 am
Well half of Atlantic Avenue (Brooklyn) is mixed religion so you have got a lot of ethnicities over there.
There's a difference between practicing a certain religion and speaking a certain language Howard.
When I said she was in a bad place I meant her mentality was already screwed up or something'like that.
That woman was ignorant to begin with you would've confused her more by telling her you were Jewish
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 06/13/15 at 6:08 pm
When I said she was in a bad place I meant her mentality was already screwed up or something'like that.
That woman was ignorant to begin with you would've confused her more by telling her you were Jewish
that area has a lot of what you call "loose screws or "dim bulbs" (that's what I call them to myself)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Don Carlos on 06/28/15 at 10:19 am
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same god who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use"
Galileo Galilei
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/17/15 at 10:49 am
Coming out of Home Depot with a weed whacker in tow, Carlos said,
"The problem with buying one of these is now you expect me to use it."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/17/15 at 3:18 pm
Coming out of Home Depot with a weed whacker in tow, Carlos said,
"The problem with buying one of these is now you expect me to use it."
Cat
Who else will use it besides him? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/18/15 at 1:42 pm
Who else will use it besides him? ;D
Certainly not me. I don't do lawn work.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/18/16 at 2:49 am
"The nicest thing is to open the newspapers and not to find yourself in them."
- George Harrison
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/16 at 4:08 am
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
- Groucho Marx
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/22/16 at 4:18 am
"It's hard to follow my own act. But the only answer to that would be to give up after the Beatles. I only had two alternatives. Give up or carry on."
- Paul McCartney
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/01/16 at 4:40 am
"I'm not claiming divinity. I've never claimed purity of soul. I've never claimed to have the answers to life. I only put out songs and answer questions as honestly as I can ... But I still believe in peace, love and understanding."
- John Lennon, December 5, 1980
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/01/16 at 10:58 am
"I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too."
- Conan OBrien
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/11/16 at 3:40 am
"Sunrise doesn't last all morning, A cloudburst doesn't last all day"
- George Harrison, All Things Must Pass
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/20/16 at 1:49 pm
It was today in 1942, when World War II: General Douglas MacArthur, at Terowie, South Australia, makes his famous speech regarding the fall of the Philippines, in which he says:
"I came out of Bataan and I shall return".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/16 at 3:46 am
A missed heard quote of the day...
"Live long and proper"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/20/16 at 7:44 am
A missed heard quote of the day...
"Live long and proper"
Isn't it "prosper"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/20/16 at 3:16 pm
A missed heard quote of the day...
"Live long and proper"
I always say it as "Live long and perspire." :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/20/16 at 6:03 pm
I always say it as "Live long and perspire." :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/16 at 7:39 pm
I always say it as "Live long and perspire." :D ;D ;D ;D
Cat
O0 ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: snozberries on 08/20/16 at 7:46 pm
Isn't it "prosper"?
That's why he called it a misheard quote.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/16 at 10:29 pm
That's why he called it a misheard quote.
O0
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/06/16 at 2:47 pm
We need to buy some more harvest mice for school (the last ones died of old age)
I called the family that we but from and got the following answerphone message
''Sometimes we're in and sometimes we're out. Looks like we're out this time. Leave a message'' (said in broadish Yorkshire)
I was too busy laughing to leave a message.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/06/16 at 8:36 pm
We need to buy some more harvest mice for school (the last ones died of old age)
I called the family that we but from and got the following answerphone message
''Sometimes we're in and sometimes we're out. Looks like we're out this time. Leave a message'' (said in broadish Yorkshire)
I was too busy laughing to leave a message.
Out! Just like Geoffrey Boycott and Yorkshire Cricket Club?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/26/16 at 1:44 pm
We had the 4 youngest grandkids for dinner. 3 of them wanted sippy cups. I asked the oldest of these 4 if she wanted a sippy cup like the others or a real glass cup. She opted for the glass cup and then said, "I am 7 and a half. I am NOT 7 anymore."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/30/17 at 1:34 pm
Don't know who said it:
He (Trump) has so many hands up his ass that he can hold the World Series of Poker in there.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/07/17 at 3:47 pm
"I value my buttcheeks". ;D
This quote was from the maintenance guy this morning telling me he wouldn't sit down and do a number 2 cause the bathrooms are almost filthy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/29/19 at 4:42 pm
6 year old grandson: Gwamma?
Me:What?
Grandson: I love you.
Me-as my heart was melting: I love you, too.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/30/19 at 8:10 am
6 year old grandson: Gwamma?
Me:What?
Grandson: I love you.
Me-as my heart was melting: I love you, too.
Cat
That's very nice. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/09/19 at 1:50 pm
"Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change." - Jesse Jackson
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/13/19 at 4:45 am
I probably had choice 57 quotes to choose from...
"To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success." - Henry J. Heinz
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/19 at 3:08 am
“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring.” - Oscar Wilde
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/16/19 at 5:51 pm
Said by a dear friend's 10 year old grandson: "Patience is a virgin."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/13/19 at 7:57 am
"Nothing is certain but death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/30/19 at 3:47 pm
9 year old grandson: I'm sort of a genius but I don't like to brag.
And yes, he is a genius-SUPER SMART!
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/19 at 12:39 pm
"Think like a proton always be positive" - unknown
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/12/20 at 8:09 am
"A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times." - John Dalberg-Acton
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/13/20 at 11:09 am
“I think I may paint a family portrait now. That is, if I have enough paint left for all the smiles” - Michael Bond (from Paddington Bear)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/16/20 at 7:04 am
"It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe"
- Muhammad Ali
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/21/20 at 12:55 pm
"Shake and shake the ketchup bottle
None'll come, and then a lot'll"
- Ogden Nash
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/28/20 at 10:35 am
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." - Abraham Lincoln
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 01/29/20 at 4:33 am
"A good upbringing means not that you won't spill sauce on the tablecloth, but that you won't notice it when someone else does." - Anton Chekhov
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/04/20 at 7:34 am
"Life is like a landscape. You live in the midst of it but can describe it only from the vantage point of distance." - Charles Lindbergh
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/05/20 at 1:05 am
“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.” - William S. Burroughs
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/09/20 at 3:47 pm
“There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.” ― Homer, The Odyssey
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/13/20 at 3:04 am
"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing." - Chuck Yeager
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/18/20 at 12:01 pm
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - Yoko Ono
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/24/20 at 4:13 am
"We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know". - W. H. Auden
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/26/20 at 1:45 pm
“Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position". - Christopher Marlowe
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/27/20 at 2:05 am
“Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.” - John Steinbeck
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/20 at 9:38 am
“In science, there are no universal truths, just views of the world that have yet to be shown to be false”. ― Brian Cox, English physicist, one time D:Ream's keyboard player.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/05/20 at 2:07 am
"Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it." - Rex Harrison
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/10/20 at 3:05 am
"A lot of people give up just before they're about to make it. You know you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one." - Chuck Norris
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/11/20 at 2:07 am
"He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery." - Harold Wilson
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/13/20 at 3:31 am
"Live rich, die poor; never make the mistake of doing it the other way round." - Walter Annenberg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/17/20 at 3:09 am
"I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book." - Gloria Swanson
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/17/20 at 7:51 am
"There is no crying in baseball.” — Actor Tom Hanks
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/29/20 at 3:49 am
From the musical The Book of Mormans by Trey Parker, Robert Lopez, and Matt Stone.
"Hello, would you like to change religions?
I have a free book written by Jesus
No, no, Elder Cunningham
That's not how we do it
You're making things up again."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/20 at 2:07 am
"When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice." - Otto von Bismarck (Prussian statesman and first Chancellor of Germany)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/02/20 at 3:05 am
"There are two men inside the artist, the poet and the craftsman. One is born a poet. One becomes a craftsman." - Émile Zola (French novelist, playwright, and journalist)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/20 at 1:01 pm
"Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee." - David Frost
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/10/20 at 3:08 am
"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be." - William Hazlitt (English essayist, drama and literary critic, painter, social commentator, and philosopher)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/20 at 2:15 am
“The Greek word for "return" is nostos. Algos means "suffering." So nostalgia is the suffering caused by an unappeased yearning to return.” ― Milan Kundera
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 04/12/20 at 8:20 am
“You drive like a muskrat” compare the market radio ad. I just thought it was funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/20 at 8:21 am
“You drive like a muskrat” compare the market radio ad. I just thought it was funny
I always read the station on the London Tube Shepherd's Bush Market, I always read it as Shepherd's Bush Meerkat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/15/20 at 2:14 am
“Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.” - Leonardo Da Vinci
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/16/20 at 2:18 am
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." - Charles Chaplin (1889–1977)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/20 at 3:52 am
"Tomorrow! You're always. A day. A way!" - Martin Charnin
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/24/20 at 2:06 am
“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just feels longer.” - Clement Freud
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/26/20 at 7:20 am
“Without suffering there is no struggle, without struggle no victory, without victory no crown." Maria van Beethoven (Beethoven's mother)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/07/20 at 3:24 pm
"Nothing is a matter of life and death except life and death." - Angela Carter
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/08/20 at 2:15 am
"I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored." - David Attenborough
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/12/20 at 2:06 am
“I attribute my success to this, I never gave or took any excuse." - Florence Nightingale
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/13/20 at 5:03 am
"How simple life becomes when things like mirrors are forgotten." - Daphne du Maurier
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/20 at 1:04 am
“One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.” - Nancy Astor, American-born British politician who was the second female Member of Parliament but the first to take her seat, serving from 1919 to 1945.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/26/20 at 1:05 am
"We may not all break the Ten Commandments, but we are certainly all capable of it. Within us lurks the breaker of all laws, ready to spring out at the first real opportunity." - Isadora Duncan
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/20 at 1:56 am
"A man who limits his interests, limits his life." - Vincent Price
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/28/20 at 2:18 pm
"If you woke up each morning, and immediately dwelt on your ills, what sort of a day could you look forward to?" - Maeve Binchy, (Irish novelist, playwright, and short story writer)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/20 at 2:11 am
"Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process." - John F. Kennedy
Subject: Re: Another NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/20 at 5:51 am
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of time." - Abraham Lincoln (said this day in 1849)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/20 at 2:05 am
"A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night." - Marilyn Monroe
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/02/20 at 2:04 am
“In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice.” - Marquis de Sade
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/20 at 2:06 am
"The things we truly love stay with us always, locked in our hearts as long as life remains." - Josephine Baker
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/04/20 at 12:37 pm
"Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see." - Angelina Jolie
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/05/20 at 5:35 pm
“The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.”
~Oscar Wilde
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/08/20 at 7:27 am
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present." - Joan Rivers
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/20 at 2:07 am
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." - Jackie Mason
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/20 at 2:07 am
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.” - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/11/20 at 8:10 am
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken." - Carl Sagan
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/21/20 at 8:12 am
"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it." - Mae West
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/22/20 at 2:06 am
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore." - Ogden Nash
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/23/20 at 2:04 am
"We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done" - Alan Turing
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/24/20 at 9:48 am
“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.” - Woody Allen
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/25/20 at 2:04 am
“All great work is preparing yourself for the accident to happen.” - Sidney Lumet, film director
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/02/20 at 2:06 am
"People say I'm extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage? " - Imelda Marcos
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/20 at 2:32 am
"I take rejection as someone blowing a bugle in my ear to wake me up and get going, rather than retreat." - Sylvester Stallone
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/07/20 at 1:04 am
"All that is not perfect down to the smallest detail is doomed to perish." - Gustav Mahler
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/09/20 at 2:08 am
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know." - Donald Rumsfeld
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/13/20 at 2:05 am
"Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too." - David Storey
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 08/22/20 at 11:08 am
I am watching Helicopter ER (following various air ambulance crews). One air paramedic asked the land ambulance crew to help carry a young lad on a stretcher to the ambulance
“You can’t miss it. It’s big and yellow” ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/20 at 12:38 pm
"My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time." - Julia Roberts
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/14/20 at 4:02 pm
Vermont Governor Phil Scott (paraphrasing): I don't know how many zombies there are in the state and I don't know about their houses.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/31/20 at 4:28 pm
Not a quote as such, but it still made me laugh
Someone on the local items for sale FB page is advertising a one seater sofa.
I’m fairly sure that’s called a chair!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/05/20 at 4:11 pm
Our local weather person: "So the forecast for snow accumulation is anywhere from a trace to 2 feet."
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/20 at 2:40 am
Our local weather person: "So the forecast for snow accumulation is anywhere from a trace to 2 feet."
Cat
On who's two feet?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/20 at 2:40 am
"The wise man knows how to run his life so that contemplation is possible." - Gabriel Marcel
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/20 at 4:31 am
“Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us in awareness.” - James Thurber
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: nally on 12/08/20 at 1:12 pm
Our local weather person: "So the forecast for snow accumulation is anywhere from a trace to 2 feet."
Cat
On who's two feet?
Hee hee! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 01/28/21 at 10:17 am
When asked “which religious figure performed the dance of the seven veils” a contestant replied “Jesus”
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/20/21 at 1:55 pm
Conversation with our 8 year old grandson:
Grandson: I was not there when my little sister was born.
Me: You weren't there when your big sister was born, either.
Grandson: No. I was still dead then.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/07/21 at 11:38 am
I was just watching Gogglesprogs (hidden cameras watching children watching tv). They were watching Dirty Dancing and a boy said to his (female) friend.
“I don’t see the point in sweet romantic films. At least in Romeo and Juliet there is sweet romance and lots of killing”
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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/21 at 3:33 pm
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston Churchill
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Written By: Philip Eno on 04/03/21 at 2:37 pm
Just heard in "Mrs. Doubtfire":
The scene is discussing on which dress to wear for her birthday party.
Mrs. Doubtfire: oh how about this black frock. It looks lovely.
Miranda: And old, I wore it to my aunt’s funeral in 1976!
Mrs. Doubtfire: Well classic never dies dear!
Miranda: Let’s ask the kids…
Lydia: I’d go with the short, black one…
Natalie: Yeah, it’s the most fun! Miranda: See, I agree…
Mrs. Doubtfire:..OK, whatever you think dear, I’ll get the frock out of here!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/26/21 at 8:26 am
From Heaven Can Wait (1943):
"As a man grows older, his medicine cabinet grows bigger."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/13/21 at 3:10 am
"You can only spend a dollar once" - Anonymous
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Written By: karen on 05/28/21 at 2:13 pm
Chris Packham just now on Springwatch commenting on a nesting bird spotted on a wildlife camera
That’s the female. The male has a knob on his head
It was the slight pause that made the quote
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/08/21 at 12:08 am
"I find television very educational. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx
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Written By: Philip Eno on 06/17/21 at 8:59 am
"I've never really done anything to create what has happened. It creates itself. I'm here because it happened. But I didn't do anything to make it happen apart from saying 'Yes'" - Ringo Starr
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Written By: karen on 07/15/21 at 2:42 pm
Chris Eubank on a tv show about improving memory
I enjoyed doing that. It improved the way I pronunciate words, as you can hear
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Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/21 at 9:47 am
"I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we've passed the audition." - John Lennon (speaking in 1969, on the conclusion of the rooftop concert.
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Written By: karen on 05/21/22 at 4:41 pm
My mother in law earlier today wanting me to look up the name of of film some actor was in.
Can you look it up on eBay?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 08/26/22 at 2:09 am
Just listening to Good Morning Britain and there was a short article on a rugby player walking with his young daughter to help his mental health. They asked daughter what she thought about the activity
“I love walking with Daddy and I saw a cow poo”
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/04/22 at 2:55 pm
At the beginning of the summer when we first turned on the A/C in bedroom (which was replaced two years ago).
Me: Do you hear that?
Carlos: Hear what?
Me: Exactly!
Cat
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Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/23 at 9:25 am
"Sunrise doesn't last all morning
A cloudburst doesn't last all day"
George Harrison, All Things Must Pass
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Written By: Philip Eno on 03/17/23 at 5:22 am
"You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows"
Bob Dylan, Subterranean Homesick Blues