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Subject: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 10:51 am
This is a thread that's popular over on the Ween Forum I go to.. you take a few things that people said on the day you post that you really liked, and post them here.. only rule is, it has to be from that day, and you can't quote yourself. Just a way to share an awesome quote, and to salute people who say awesome stuff.
I'll start off with one from this morning, courtesy of DAK:
"Well, fine, you win, but only because you supported your argument with a fancy picture."
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 10:58 am
This is a thread that's popular over on the Ween Forum I go to.. you take a few things that people said on the day you post that you really liked, and post them here.. only rule is, it has to be from that day, and you can't quote yourself. Just a way to share an awesome quote, and to salute people who say awesome stuff.
I'll start off with one from this morning, courtesy of DAK:
"Well, fine, you win, but only because you supported your argument with a fancy picture."
;D This is a fantastic idea, Apricot. I wish you'd started this about a month ago, though, I could've submitted loads of funny quotes!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:04 am
I love the Ween forum's quotes... and this forum has the potential to do this really cool.. we'll get many more.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 11:15 am
Well, it's not quite a forum quote, and it's from about a week ago, but when asked how many letters there were in the alphabet, one of my mates responded "there's about 50 at the most" - and he was being entirely serious... :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:16 am
Hmm.. I'll give an irrelevant-to-the-forum quote, too.
I said to someone: Someone on the forums thought I killed myself.
My friend: Awww, did you?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 11:17 am
Hmm.. I'll give an irrelevant-to-the-forum quote, too.
I said to someone: Someone on the forums thought I killed myself.
My friend: Awww, did you?
:o
That is one of the most stupid things i've heard (besides the 50 letters in the alphabet thing last week) :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:18 am
Well, had I not been doing really bad at that time, it would have been hilarious. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 11:33 am
Great idea, Apricot! I wish we could use old ones though.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:37 am
Great idea, Apricot! I wish we could use old ones though.
Well, for the first few days, throw in a few old, if you'd like.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 11:38 am
Yeah, this is a really good idea for a thread.
...I have no quotes, though.
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:41 am
Yeah, the good thing is that it's always useful, and anyone can use it.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 11:56 am
From Alchoholica:
No, i still think 'Hello Ladies, i have a full penis' is a great chat up line.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/04/05 at 12:00 pm
From Jiminy, addressed to Howard in the "Wizard of Oz" thread, on August 2nd....
"you would make a better tin man, since I'm director we will change his need of a heart to a need for a "hard" plus you get all that lubricant, once you arrive at the emerald city the wizard will show you a nude picture of robin and you will have your hard... how do you like this plot?"
That struck me as hilarious...I couldn't stop laughing! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 12:13 pm
This one from Apricot cracked me up, I could totally imagine this happening too!
From Apricot:
I remember spending a long time yelling into my phone and being yelled at in an accent I didn't understand.. I had an Indian man with bad hearing for my custom support.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 1:02 pm
I remember spending a long time yelling into my phone and being yelled at in an accent I didn't understand.. I had an Indian man with bad hearing for my custom support.ÂÂ
Ah, why thank you.. and it was horrible.. if it ever happens again, I'm adopting a thick accent to counter him.
I have a quote here I always liked, From Alchoholica, after a woman said "I don't like a man who nags":
"I'm tired, I'm hungry, where's my whoompin' stick, you seen my whoompin' stick, stop looking at me like that, find my whoompin' stick!"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/04/05 at 1:54 pm
Quote from: Howard on April 06, 2005, 04:45:10 PM
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 1:55 pm
Quote from: Howard on April 06, 2005, 04:45:10 PM
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body
Oh boy! I just LOVE reliving that moment over and over!ÂÂ
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 1:56 pm
Oh boy! I just LOVE reliving that moment over and over!ÂÂ
Me too, me too! That's just the greatest post EVAR!!!!! :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 3:09 pm
...and the post which started the biggest inthe00s war I have seen so far...
Courtesy of Alex2005...
Ghey? I think its gay. And I don't see why being happy would make her do such a thing..
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 3:25 pm
Quote from: Howard on April 06, 2005, 04:45:10 PM
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body
Well,it is.I mean Will I have to ask her to put on rubber gloves in order for me to have pleasure with her since she's a little germaphobic? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 3:32 pm
Well,it is.I mean Will I have to ask her to put on rubber gloves in order for me to have pleasure with her since she's a little germaphobic? ;D
you've probably answered this somewhere before but is she a virgin?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 3:35 pm
you've probably answered this somewhere before but is she a virgin?
yes she's a virgin.Never had sex but is asexual(not interested in sex at the moment)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 3:50 pm
Ghey? I think its gay. And I don't see why being happy would make her do such a thing..
Haha, that old post. Ah, memories of the good days..
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:01 pm
The funniest post that I can remember was this..
Apricot: Or just stop posting until your vagina stops bleeding.
C.Noize: that's just a little unnerving, don't ya think?
Djork: ... Alex, you need to stop shedding the lining of your uterus. Better?
AND
Alex: Tried astral projection today, but it didn't work.
Andrew: Oh wait, I've heard of this sort of thing. Good luck trying to project your butt.
Oh...that was great. ;D Good times. Good times.
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 4:08 pm
The funniest post that I can remember was this..
Apricot: Or just stop posting until your vagina stops bleeding.
C.Noize: that's just a little unnerving, don't ya think?
Djork: ... Alex, you need to stop shedding the lining of your uterus. Better?
AND
Alex: Tried astral projection today, but it didn't work.
Andrew: Oh wait, I've heard of this sort of thing. Good luck trying to project your butt.
Oh...that was great. ;D Good times. Good times.
Beth
LMAO!!! And I think Alex responded with "That was uncalled for." or something like that
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:10 pm
LMAO!!! And I think Alex responded with "That was uncalled for." or something like that
LOL ;D
Alex: Thats really ignorant.
That was a memorable night. Don't mess with them Shippensburg folk *Snap*
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/04/05 at 4:18 pm
Haha, that old post. Ah, memories of the good days..
that post gave me the idea of the gay men in the parade... someone complaned to chuckie about the photo and it was removed ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:19 pm
that post gave me the idea of the gay men in the parade... someone complaned to chuckie about the photo and it was removed ;D
Someone ....hmmmm...
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 4:22 pm
Someone ....hmmmm...
Beth
Not I...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 5:46 pm
I can't exactly remember his exact words, but I can remember a post from Philip Eno from a couple of days ago on the Longest Thread Ever, which went along the lines of
Once upon a time there was a man and a woman and the man asked the woman if she'd marry him. The woman said no, and the man lived happily ever after
I remember reading it and almost choking on the sandwhich I was eating at the time. It's honestly one of the funniest posts i've read ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/04/05 at 10:29 pm
From the mouth of Alex2005/El Duderino to my sister Beth.....
"You're cold, baby....real cold".
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 10:34 pm
From Miss Tainted today:
What is this thread about? o_o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/04/05 at 10:34 pm
From Miss Tainted today:
What is this thread about? o_o
LMFAO!! ;D ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Miss Tainted on 08/04/05 at 10:36 pm
From Miss Tainted today:
What is this thread about? o_o
:-[ .......
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/04/05 at 10:50 pm
I said.. Quote from: Alchoholica on April 04, 2005, 05:06:36 PM
*Falls over attempting to pull sock off*
*Removes Pants*
*Reveals Mr Socko.. however in the process accidentally reveals Mr.. err.. C***o..
Andrea Said..
Well done! I think you own the souls of a whole Amish family now! Congratulations!
I about Pissed myself at that.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:07 pm
The funniest post that I can remember was this..
Apricot: Or just stop posting until your vagina stops bleeding.
C.Noize: that's just a little unnerving, don't ya think?
Djork: ... Alex, you need to stop shedding the lining of your uterus. Better?
AND
Alex: Tried astral projection today, but it didn't work.
Andrew: Oh wait, I've heard of this sort of thing. Good luck trying to project your butt.
Oh...that was great. ;D Good times. Good times.
Beth
Darn... I must have missed that one..... ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:09 pm
I said.. Quote from: Alchoholica on April 04, 2005, 05:06:36 PM
*Falls over attempting to pull sock off*
*Removes Pants*
*Reveals Mr Socko.. however in the process accidentally reveals Mr.. err.. C***o..
Andrea Said..
Well done! I think you own the souls of a whole Amish family now! Congratulations!
I about Pissed myself at that.
This place keeps getting weirder and weirder..... now I know why I come here often, yep.... never a dull moment here! ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 11:16 pm
I laughed really hard at what Alchoholica just posted....
"Hey, when the going gets tough, the weak get eaten.. or something along those lines."
I want that to be my motto. I seriously do.
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/04/05 at 11:17 pm
I laughed really hard at what Alchoholica just posted....
"Hey, when the going gets tough, the weak get eaten.. or something along those lines."
I want that to be my motto. I seriously do.
Beth
;D ;D
It would go well with your child eating threats.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:18 pm
My favorite so far is from Beth, which was posted in Films That Creeped You Out:
Is Tony Stewart REALLY the man?
It seemed out place given the topic at hand, by the way... I can't wait for the answer on that one! ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:25 pm
Second place...
Alchoholica, posted recently on "If you were stranded on a deserted island...."
Hello my name is jimmy pop and I’m a dumb white guy
I’m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don’t know mofo if y’all peeps be buggin’ give props to my ho cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I’m the other white meat known as ’kid funky fried’
I was really weired me out..... big time....
::) :D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 11:27 pm
From MidKnight Darkness:
I have SOO many various PBS songs stuck in my head....
...I'm overloaded on Telletubbies.....
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:32 pm
From MidKnight Darkness:
I have SOO many various PBS songs stuck in my head....
...I'm overloaded on Telletubbies.....
Sounds like someone needs help.....
::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/05/05 at 1:00 am
"Is it me, or do those faces look like they're in an awfully confusing juxtaposition? Are you seriously married, Howard?" - Ultraviolet52 in response to the photoshopped picture of Howard and Robin, not knowing it was photoshopped. :D ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/05/05 at 9:45 am
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/05/05 at 9:50 am
My favorite one of the day is on the What/who really annoys you? page, and it's from jiminy.....
go to the local bait shop, they will sell you a box of crickets or take him to a seedy spot in town for some crotch crickets
I seriously don't want to know what a crotch cricket is.... ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 3:32 pm
My favorite is a classic, going way back to July 2005, it's on the Bump Me! thread, and it's from DAK...
Oh, I thought it was the British Legion of National Fruitcakes
I couldn't help but think of a group of people from the U.K. that sells fruit cakes!!!! ::) :D ;D
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... fruit cake!
http://www.coles.com.au/images/cmi/library/recipe/large/Sticky_Fruit_Cake.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:34 pm
Wow, i've now been quoted TWICE! :D
That makes me feel special ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 3:42 pm
Hands DAK a trophy for being special....
;D
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_2_20_2003_10_43_47/oscar_angle.jpg2B5E1E29-23BE-4BE9-9E215738564FEDC9.jpgLarge.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:43 pm
Hands DAK a trophy for being special....
;D
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_2_20_2003_10_43_47/oscar_angle.jpg2B5E1E29-23BE-4BE9-9E215738564FEDC9.jpgLarge.jpg
Woo-hoo! I've won a DAFTA! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 3:46 pm
Congrads....
Speech!
And remember don't be Richard Gere and keep your speech under 15 minutes! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:48 pm
Congrads....
Speech!
And remember don't be Richard Gere and keep your speech under 15 minutes!  ;D
Okay... um, i'd like to thank all the people (yes, both of you) for taking the time to actually notice what I was babbling... and that in both cases I was probably drunk. Thank you ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: FaultyDog on 08/06/05 at 3:57 pm
Okay... um, i'd like to thank all the people (yes, both of you) for taking the time to actually notice what I was babbling... and that in both cases I was probably drunk. Thank you ;)
High on a happy vibe Pepsi Max more likely! ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:03 pm
High on a happy vibe Pepsi Max more likely! ;)
Wee-hee-hee! More than likely! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:12 pm
I her that Pepsi Max should be watched out for...
Speaking of which...
Where art thou Jolt Cola?
http://www.travelnotes.de/computer/bilder/jolt.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:24 pm
Second place.....
From DAK (again) and on the What's The Last Thing You Brought thread....
Thank you, I really don't know what to say expcept... blah! :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:27 pm
Oppppppppssssssssssssssssss.... :-[
Here is how the post was suppposed to be...
Second place.....
From DAK (again) and on the What's The Last Thing You Brought thread....
??? You did it wrong again, you plum! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:28 pm
Oppppppppssssssssssssssssss.... :-Wow, where did you buy that handsome emoticon, Jamie?! ]
I picked it because.......
1) It had my name in it. (Yeah, I know..... he's being biased...... ;D)
2) It was odd.
3) It made me laugh.
I hear by dub DAK, Sir DAK of Pixel, Lord of The Quotes!
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:29 pm
What the..... ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:29 pm
Due to technical errors....
Last few posts should be ignored....
;D
Sorry about that....
:-[
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:33 pm
Never mind, at least I won a DAFTA for "Quote Of The Day" :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:38 pm
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hurray for DAK!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 4:40 pm
Three cheers for Dak!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:43 pm
Thank you, thank you, too kind ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 4:44 pm
Thank you, thank you, too kind ;)
Speech?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:46 pm
Okay, seeing as how i'm now dressed for the occassion, I would like to thank Jamie McBain for nominating me for this award, and i'd like to thank my adoring fans (yes, both of you), and most of all my taylor for making this super-slick suit.
Thank you all! ;) 8)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:49 pm
Okay, seeing as how i'm now dressed for the occassion, I would like to thank Jamie McBain for nominating me for this award, and i'd like to thank my adoring fans (yes, both of you), and most of all my taylor for making this super-slick suit.
Thank you all! ;) 8)
Thanks! I am sure you have more than two fans here! :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:50 pm
Thanks! I am sure you have more than two fans here! :)
Oh okay, thank you to all 3 of you (that's including my mum!) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 4:54 pm
Okay, seeing as how i'm now dressed for the occassion, I would like to thank Jamie McBain for nominating me for this award, and i'd like to thank my adoring fans (yes, both of you), and most of all my taylor for making this super-slick suit.
Thank you all! ;) 8)
APPLAUSE!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:59 pm
APPLAUSE!
And now, as a special treat for your kindness... here for the first time ever is DAK... CAPLESS! :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 5:00 pm
And now, as a special treat for your kindness... here for the first time ever is DAK... CAPLESS! :o
Oh dear... it seems there was a problem with the cutting and pasting... never mind, maybe next time ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 5:00 pm
The picture was creepy.... :o
And in honour of your award...
Here'a new mouse....
http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/mouse/mouse.jpg
::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 5:02 pm
The picture was creepy.... :o
You haven't seen me without my cap on yet... then and only then can you say you've seen a creepy picture ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 6:22 pm
What does DAFTA stand for? :-\\
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 7:43 pm
What does DAFTA stand for? :-\\
Um... :-\\
....er....
Deranged And Fairly Troublesome Award... sums me right up! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 10:46 pm
Um... :-\\
....er....
Deranged And Fairly Troublesome Award... sums me right up! ;D
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/07/05 at 5:28 pm
Again, not a forum quote but a classic anyway. I was in the sitting room eating a sandwich, and a chuck dropped out of my mouth on to the floor. I picked it up and threw it at the bin, but because I had my hands full at the time it completely missed the bin and hit the side of my mam's cup, causing her to say
"This is a house, not a friggin' duck pond" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/07/05 at 6:20 pm
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/07/05 at 6:24 pm
My pick is a conversation between Howard and Bobby on the What If.... thread.....
Howard: .......if London Bridges actually fell down?
Bobby: .......... that is another relation to Jeff and Lloyd?
I choosed it because anything is possible.... ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/07/05 at 6:26 pm
My pick is a conversation between Howard and Bobby on the What If.... thread.....
I choosed it because anything is possible.... ;D
And why was that funny?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/07/05 at 6:45 pm
Again, not a forum quote but a classic anyway. I was in the sitting room eating a sandwich, and a chuck dropped out of my mouth on to the floor. I picked it up and threw it at the bin, but because I had my hands full at the time it completely missed the bin and hit the side of my mam's cup, causing her to say
"This is a house, not a friggin' duck pond" ;D
DAK,your mam sounds like a good time 8) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/07/05 at 6:53 pm
And why was that funny?
Maybe they do have a relative named London Bridges! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 08/07/05 at 7:33 pm
Again, not a forum quote but a classic anyway. I was in the sitting room eating a sandwich, and a chuck dropped out of my mouth on to the floor. I picked it up and threw it at the bin, but because I had my hands full at the time it completely missed the bin and hit the side of my mam's cup, causing her to say
"This is a house, not a friggin' duck pond" ;D
ROFL!! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 08/08/05 at 5:45 am
From Alchoholica:
" 'Oh god, your very big and cool, it's real nice that you gave us some food to eat, cheers mate' "
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 08/08/05 at 10:48 am
And why was that funny?
Poor Howard. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/08/05 at 11:17 am
DAK,your mam sounds like a good time 8) ;D
The wierd thing about my mam is that she says unintentionally funny things when she's annoyed, but too hard to be funny and ends up sounding cheesey when she's in a good mood ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/08/05 at 11:18 am
Maybe they do have a relative named London Bridges! ;D
I know a Sydney Bridge in Australia, he is cousin to an Albert Bridge in London.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/08/05 at 3:57 pm
My quote of the day, is a really cheesy joke from Rock and Roll Fan on the JOKES! thread.....
Q: How Many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb
A: Let's go fishing!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/08/05 at 4:57 pm
Re: What/who really annoys you?
« Reply #1179 on: Today at 04:51:21 PM »
by Howard (of course) ;D
I meant gum not cum ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/08/05 at 5:13 pm
Re: What/who really annoys you?
« Reply #1179 on: Today at 04:51:21 PM »
by Howard (of course) ;D
I meant gum not cum ::)
Of course you know me by now. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/08/05 at 7:33 pm
Re: What/who really annoys you?
« Reply #1179 on: Today at 04:51:21 PM »
by Howard (of course) ;D
I meant gum not cum ::)
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 4:37 pm
Re: Bump Me!
« Reply #654 on: Today at 12:59:29 PM
by Step-chan
I actually told the truth on the Marital status thread. I haven't really looked into relationships; but when someone has showed interest in me, it's either been underage girls(around 15-17 years old) or bi/homosexual men(that happened twice this year). Sometimes I think luck just hates me(or Murphy's law, whichever it is).
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:14 pm
Movie remakes you'd like to see
« Reply #22 on: Today at 04:17:14 PM »
by Howard
What I'd like to see is a Three's Company film a teen version but they would make it Rated R and push the envelope a bit with bikini clad women like Janet and Chrissy lookalikes,some vulgarity and mild violence.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:35 pm
Re: What/who really annoys you?
« Reply #1185 on: August 08, 2005, 11:01:58 PM »
by Mark RockandRollFan
Speaking of animal cruelty....people who continue to praise J-HO after she left her dog without food OR water while she got down with Puff Diddy Gang-Bang...and then had the nerve to get mad at her landlord for going into her apartment to save the poor dog....yes, she was evicted
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:40 pm
Movie remakes you'd like to see
« Reply #22 on: Today at 04:17:14 PM »
by Howard
What I'd like to see is a Three's Company film a teen version but they would make it Rated R and push the envelope a bit with bikini clad women like Janet and Chrissy lookalikes,some vulgarity and mild violence.
Quote Of The Day?^ ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:42 pm
Quote Of The Day?^ ::)
yeah but when i first read it i thought you would give it an X rating  ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:42 pm
yeah but when i first read it i thought you would give it an X rating  ;D
Why an X rating for a Three's Company film?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:46 pm
Why an X rating for a Three's Company film?
2 hot girls living with a guy? ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:48 pm
2 hot girls living with a guy? ::)
NC17 perhaps
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:53 pm
NC17 perhaps
what actors would play the parts, who would be the ropers?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:55 pm
what actors would play the parts, who would be the ropers?
Let's make up some actors and actresses.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:59 pm
Let's make up some actors and actresses.
you can be jack
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/09/05 at 8:31 pm
My favorite quote of the day is from Howard on the What If...... thread......
What if we never knew what to do if Hulkamania ran wild on us?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/10/05 at 10:06 am
My pick of the day is from Step-Chan, and it's on Airrider's Anime Caption Contest.....
Must not fart!!! Hold it in!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/10/05 at 4:17 pm
Re: 3 things that I suck at....
« Reply #114 on: Today at 01:02:16 AM »
by Andy Alchoholica
99% of the time.. that's true. I once.. no joke.. farted at a funeral. I couldn't help it... i was so embarresed, and because it was in a Church it was on one of those wodden Pews so it reverberated.
I behaved at the Lawyers office today.
(apart from grabbing about 6 handfulls of candy from his tray and putting it in my pockets)
Three other things i suck at include...
Posing for Photographs.
Writing Music (as in Instrumental stuff, that's PB's side of things).
Being patient with the Computer.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/10/05 at 4:24 pm
you can be jack
I don't know If I'd make a good Jack Tripper but we'll see. ;D
Who'd play the 2 girls,Janet & Chrissy?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/10/05 at 4:25 pm
My favorite quote of the day is from Howard on the What If...... thread......
I don't think that was my favorite quote.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/10/05 at 9:56 pm
I don't think that was my favorite quote.
Sorry, I was gonna to post a quote, I didn't turn too well.... :-[
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/10/05 at 9:59 pm
I found another one instead.... (also from Howard)....
and it's on the Howard Fun Club thread....
How about if she was dipped in chocolate?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:10 pm
I found another one instead.... (also from Howard)....
and it's on the Howard Fun Club thread....
That might be quote of the day. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/11/05 at 4:47 pm
Show Us What You Look Like
« Reply #3906 on: Today at 04:28:20 PM »
by Howard
I was the one going BOING!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:50 pm
Show Us What You Look Like
« Reply #3906 on: Today at 04:28:20 PM »
by Howard
I was the one going BOING!
Thanks. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/11/05 at 8:56 pm
Howard....you sure are popular with your quotes!! LOL! ;) ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/11/05 at 9:31 pm
That might be quote of the day. ;D
Wee..... I am a quote of the day!
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/11/05 at 9:36 pm
My vote is for a quote by GBS, on the What Was The Last Thing On Your Mind? thread.....
"I seriously need to buy some deodourant... P.U.!!"
Too much info....
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/11/05 at 11:19 pm
From Bobby:
Don't block his nose with corks though. The force of the snore will shoot them out like bullets and smash a window.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/12/05 at 9:59 am
From Bobby:
Don't block his nose with corks though. The force of the snore will shoot them out like bullets and smash a window.ÂÂ
Good idea....
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/12/05 at 10:02 am
Alchoholica's quote on Airrider's Anime Caption Contest, is my favorite so far today...
'You look so lovely today i think i.. uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrghhhh I need to change my pants'
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 10:04 am
From Bobby:
Don't block his nose with corks though. The force of the snore will shoot them out like bullets and smash a window.ÂÂ
reminds me of the scene from the movie Strange Brew when the put bullets in Bob's nose to stop his nose bleed and he sneezes ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:33 pm
I just made up this quote today:
Robin's going to be so soaken wet that I'm going to need a piece of bread to sop her up ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 3:47 pm
I just made up this quote today:
Robin's going to be so soaken wet that I'm going to need a piece of bread to sop her up ;D
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:48 pm
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
What does that mean? ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/12/05 at 3:52 pm
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
Hahaha. That's hilarious.
beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 3:59 pm
What does that mean? ???
i thought it looked funny
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/12/05 at 10:34 pm
What does that mean? ???
hahahaaha....Jack had too much to drink!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/12/05 at 10:36 pm
I just made up this quote today:
Robin's going to be so soaken wet that I'm going to need a piece of bread to sop her up ;D
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/12/05 at 10:37 pm
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/12/05 at 11:17 pm
an ancient one from jiminy...
when I put my gloves on i must wiggle my fingers into the glove for if I didn't my own gloves wouldn't fit and also wasn't he wearing rubber gloves as he was putting on these gloves? most things that are made of rubber must be lubricated to get into a tight space.
and the funny thing is that this somehow ended up in the OJ Simpson thread ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/16/05 at 1:41 pm
From Alchoholica:
Me, Jiminy, Dak, Apricot & I are off to get some beauty sleep.. being 5 people really sets those wrinkles off.
Night all
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/16/05 at 2:00 pm
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
No, no, no. It is like this.
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/16/05 at 2:25 pm
No, no, no. It is like this.
;D ;D ;D
Cat
;D ;D ;D!! That's so funny. I'm soo doing that next halloween.
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/18/05 at 1:01 am
Ok...this is an old one from the "have you ever kissed a girl" thread....it was by Howard.....
"I've french kissed before including using the insertion of my tongue"
:D ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/18/05 at 1:02 am
....and another one from Howard from the same thread...
"I kissed Robin mouth to mouth.this past Sunday,she had bad garlic breath so I should've said to her if she would like a Listerine Pocket Pack".
;D ;D ;D....Howard..you are too much!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/18/05 at 4:04 pm
....and another one from Howard from the same thread...
"I kissed Robin mouth to mouth.this past Sunday,she had bad garlic breath so I should've said to her if she would like a Listerine Pocket Pack".
;D ;D ;D....Howard..you are too much!
Erin :)
Thanks Erin.I have another quote from Robin last Sunday:
"Is That An Erection"? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/18/05 at 11:09 pm
Thanks Erin.I have another quote from Robin last Sunday:
"Is That An Erection"? ;D
\
HAHAHHA!!! OMG!!! It's either that..or you are carrying a TON of keys! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/18/05 at 11:10 pm
HAHAHHA!!! OMG!!! It's either that..or you are carrying a TON of keys! LOL!
Howard and his rolls of quaters.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/19/05 at 12:21 am
here's one that struck me as humorous!!
This was in the "Osama" thread....by Cat
"Osama Who? Do you mean Osama Been Forgotten?"
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/05 at 10:52 am
here's one that struck me as humorous!!
This was in the "Osama" thread....by Cat
"Osama Who? Do you mean Osama Been Forgotten?"
Erin :)
Thanks, but I think someone dosen't get sarcasm.
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/19/05 at 11:54 am
Thanks, but I think someone dosen't get sarcasm.
Replace someone with All of 'them'.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/19/05 at 3:38 pm
Howard and his rolls of quaters.
I never carry a roll of quarters.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/22/05 at 9:24 pm
Well...here was the picture that was posted...
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=111.0;id=7674
Now, take note of all details in this picture...
Here is what was said...
"Nice Picture Mai. Was it snowing at the time the photo was taken?"
LOL..that just struck me as funny. What would we do without you, Howard?? ;D
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 4:27 pm
Robin on top of me Saturday Afternoon:
"Oh My God,It feels like a ton of bricks" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/23/05 at 9:49 pm
Robin on top of me Saturday Afternoon:
"Oh My God,It feels like a ton of bricks" ;D
;D ;D ;D
Oh Howard, you make me laugh so much!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/23/05 at 9:52 pm
The thread of the day goes to jiminy, and his My Autospy....
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/23/05 at 10:42 pm
Robin on top of me Saturday Afternoon:
"Oh My God,It feels like a ton of bricks" ;D
jeez...and you wonder why she wasn't all about you...gosh Howard, you NEVER make comments/references about someone's weight!! :o
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/24/05 at 12:21 am
Robin on top of me Saturday Afternoon:
"Oh My God,It feels like a ton of bricks" ;D
DUDE..... :o
Hahahahahhaa...that's horrible. ;D
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/24/05 at 12:37 am
I'm sorry, but I just think that that overshadows Howard's by so much... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tone it down in to dumbspeak Justin.
Me like Football.. bricks good.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/24/05 at 12:40 am
No problem.
Steak BEER! Women sex BEER! FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!
.... BEER!!!
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS.. Beer on Boobs.. Football at Boobs.. Happy now
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:10 pm
jeez...and you wonder why she wasn't all about you...gosh Howard, you NEVER make comments/references about someone's weight!! :o
Erin :)
No,it wasn't her weight.I was referring to my twig and googleberries.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/25/05 at 8:50 am
oh jeez...sorry I asked! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:13 pm
Robin referring to herself last Saturday Afternoon:
Have You Had Enough Of Me Yet? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/03/05 at 8:54 pm
MidKnightDarkness, today:
"Not to beat a dead horse, Alex, but do I need to summon the Shippensburg guys again?"
Or something like that.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/04/05 at 1:18 am
GEORGE W. BUSH IS MY GOD AND I WORSHIP HIM DAILY!
I knew he would come around. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/07/05 at 5:11 pm
From Robin To Me:
I'll Love You Even More If You Get A Job ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/07/05 at 7:52 pm
I liked one I heard earlier..
"This song is quite catchy!"- Philip Eno
Why? Cause he liked a Momus song. Dang straight.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/07/05 at 8:28 pm
I liked one I heard earlier..
"This song is quite catchy!"- Philip Eno
Why? Cause he liked a Momus song. Dang straight.
Hey, what about my quote "ah... I got it. it IS catchy!"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/08/05 at 1:46 am
Dude, you are so gonna get kicked off. Or at least get some posts deleted.
This isn't from today, but..................
He was talking to jiminy in this post.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/08/05 at 4:14 pm
Women must pee so loud (talking to a co-worker named Paul today.) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/08/05 at 6:47 pm
Women must pee so loud (talking to a co-worker named Paul today.) ;D
Howard.....FORUM Quotes Of The Day. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/08/05 at 6:48 pm
Howard.....FORUM Quotes Of The Day. ;D
That's my favorite
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/08/05 at 7:51 pm
This isn't from today, but..................
He was talking to jiminy in this post.
Whoa.. I'm, like.. a prophet.. Whoa.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/08/05 at 8:16 pm
Whoa.. I'm, like.. a prophet.. Whoa.
Apridamus :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/09/05 at 3:44 pm
Howard.....FORUM Quotes Of The Day. ;D
That is a forum quote of the day,I'm serious Jacks. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:17 pm
Here is a forum quote that'll make you laugh and this is what Robin had said to me:
You get A job then I'll consider giving IT a job ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/13/05 at 2:17 pm
Here is a forum quote that'll make you laugh and this is what Robin said to me:
You get A job then I'll consider giving IT a job ;D
OMG!!!! :o ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 2:18 pm
Here is a forum quote that'll make you laugh and this is what Robin had said to me:
You get A job then I'll consider giving IT a job ;D
You two should have your own TV show...!
Move over Sonny & Cher...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:20 pm
You two should have your own TV show...!
Move over Sonny & Cher...
You can bet it will be g-rated because nothing will happen. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:25 pm
The Begging Benny Hour
Now that would be awful to see. One hour of Howard pleading with his woman for a bit of pleasure - almost as bad as watching two episodes of 'Open All Hours'. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 2:27 pm
You can bet it will be g-rated because nothing will happen. ;) ;D
I am compelled to type...'below the belt'!
(But sadly, not for Howard!)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 2:28 pm
You can bet it will be g-rated because nothing will happen. ;) ;D
But Sweet Jesus will the dialogues be dirty..
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:38 pm
Now that would be awful to see. One hour of Howard pleading with his woman for a bit of pleasure - almost as bad as watching two episodes of 'Open All Hours'. ;D
Her and I should make a late night adult show on Cinemax. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 2:39 pm
Her and I should make a late night adult show on Cinemax. ;D
Oh man.. that takes me back to a hilarious conversation a friend and I had on AIM.. Oh God, I still laugh when I think about it.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:40 pm
Oh man.. that takes me back to a hilarious conversation a friend and I had on AIM.. Oh God, I still laugh when I think about it.
What was it about Apricot?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:43 pm
Her and I should make a late night adult show on Cinemax. ;D
I see, lol. Lot's of violence in it then? ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:44 pm
I see, lol. Lot's of violence in it then? ;) ;D
No,Yogurt and Ice Cubes ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 2:45 pm
What was it about Apricot?
About my last girlfriend.. started like this:
So, how are the kids?
Kids?
You mean you and Brit aren't having children yet?
Uh.. no.
Come on, you're 14.. live a little.
And it all went from there.. it was beautiful.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 2:45 pm
Her and I should make a late night adult show on Cinemax. ;D
More like the Spice Channel......lots of action, but there not really having sex.......It just looks like it. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:45 pm
No,Yogurt and Ice Cubes ;)
So it's going to be an adult cookery programme?  ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/13/05 at 2:46 pm
More like the Spice Channel......lots of action, but there not really having sex.......It just looks like it. ;D
Howard's gonna do a bit o' dry humpin then?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:46 pm
More like the Spice Channel......lots of action, but there not really having sex.......It just looks like it. ;D
No way!?! I've just paid my monthly subscription fee for that! :o ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:47 pm
Howard's gonna do a bit o' dry humpin then?
Lol. Riding the air waves. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:48 pm
So it's going to be an adult cookery programme?  ;D
She's going to be the one that's cooking. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/13/05 at 2:48 pm
Lol. Riding the air waves. ;D
Spurtin at the moon
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:48 pm
More like the Spice Channel......lots of action, but there not really having sex.......It just looks like it. ;D
fake sex
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 2:53 pm
why not pork and beans? ::)
Meat and two veg...?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:54 pm
why not pork and beans? ::)
She doesn't want food on her,maybe condiments ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:56 pm
She's going to be the one that's cooking. ;D
You're either going to steam or stew for a bit. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:57 pm
Spurtin at the moon
The white Roman Candle. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:00 pm
You're either going to steam or stew for a bit. ;D
There's going to be a whole load of steam,alright ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:09 pm
There's going to be a whole load of steam,alright ;) ;D
Maybe to boiling point. :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:21 pm
Maybe to boiling point. :)
Yes I'll be boiling
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 3:21 pm
She doesn't want food on her
So I guess your hopes of "Stick A Fork In Her, She's Done" are killed? :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:22 pm
So I guess your hopes of "Stick A Fork In Her, She's Done" are killed? :D
'Stick a fork in her, he's done' more like. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:23 pm
So I guess your hopes of "Stick A Fork In Her, She's Done" are killed? :D
Yes,I guess I can't film right now
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/14/05 at 8:55 pm
It sounds like a porno... Maybe I just have a dirty mind.
From YWN.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/14/05 at 9:30 pm
I believe that this is the first time I have been quoted on this message board. I don't think the quote is funny out of context though.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/14/05 at 9:31 pm
I believe that this is the first time I have been quoted on this message board. I don't think the quote is funny out of context though.
I believe this is the second time... I find it hilarious!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/15/05 at 5:07 am
I believe that this is the first time I have been quoted on this message board. I don't think the quote is funny out of context though.
It amused me cause it had "porno" in it. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/15/05 at 10:29 am
So easily amused, my friend... So easily amused. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/15/05 at 3:44 pm
"Robin,Why the hell Are You calling me From The Bathroom"? ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/15/05 at 4:13 pm
"Robin,Why the hell Are You calling me From The Bathroom"? ::)
Dude, Howard. "Forum" quotes. ;D
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/15/05 at 4:15 pm
Dude, Howard. "Forum" quotes. ;D
As in "quotes from the forum" not "quotes FOR the forum".
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/15/05 at 5:02 pm
"Robin,Why the hell Are You calling me From The Bathroom"? ::)
A+
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/15/05 at 8:49 pm
"A +"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/16/05 at 3:35 pm
Dude, Howard. "Forum" quotes. ;D
Beth
Well,she didn't have to worry about me,I was just doing my duty ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 09/17/05 at 11:52 am
Not exactly a quote.. but still looks a little funny:
Left or right shoulder? - A Poll for the Ladies « 1 2 » CeramicsFanatic 23 138 Today at 11:14:22 AM
by Bobby
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/17/05 at 11:54 am
Not exactly a quote.. but still looks a little funny:
Left or right shoulder? - A Poll for the Ladies « 1 2 » CeramicsFanatic 23 138  Today at 11:14:22 AM
by BobbyÂÂ
Ha ha!
I break the stereotypical notion that it's only women who hang bags over their shoulder. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/17/05 at 12:07 pm
I'm quoting myself.
Your mom's face!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/17/05 at 12:08 pm
I'm quoting myself.
Yes . . . Very nice, YWN. ::) :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 6:36 pm
"Wow Robin both your sisters are so hot" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/19/05 at 6:38 pm
"Wow Robin both your sisters are so hot" ;D
...quickly followed by Robin slapping the hell out of Howard's face.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 6:48 pm
...quickly followed by Robin slapping the hell out of Howard's face.
No,it was both directed to Robin and her sisters.It was a compliment
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/19/05 at 6:49 pm
No,it was both directed to Robin and her sisters.It was a compliment
Yeah, I know what it was... ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/19/05 at 6:50 pm
Yeah, I know what it was... ;D
YWN both of your sisters are really hot!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/19/05 at 6:51 pm
YWN both of your sisters are really hot!
I only have one sister. :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/19/05 at 6:53 pm
I only have one sister. :o
As far as you know
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/19/05 at 6:55 pm
As far as you know
Who's been getting who pregnant again!? (cocks gun)
Howard: You just said "cock"!!
(shoots Howard)
Howard: You just said "shoot"! Like, "shoot your load"!
(shoots Howard again)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/19/05 at 6:56 pm
Who's been getting who pregnant again!? (cocks gun)
Howard: You just said "cock"!!
(shoots Howard)
Howard: You just said "shoot"! Like, "shoot your load"!
(shoots Howard again)
Howard is a naughty word.. stand in the corner and touch your cat!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 7:03 pm
Howard is a naughty word.. stand in the corner and touch your cat!
No it isn't. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/19/05 at 7:03 pm
Howard is a naughty word.. stand in the corner and touch your cat!
HEY!!! >:(
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/19/05 at 9:30 pm
"Wow Robin both your sisters are so hot" ;D
Oh, Howard--you're gonna get yourself into trouble saying those things. And by the way (CoughFORUMQUOTES!!!Cough)
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/19/05 at 9:49 pm
Howard is also hot. :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 7:57 am
This was yesterday, but...
"Very Nice BM :)"
 -- Howard
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 8:10 am
This was yesterday, but...
"Very Nice BM :)"
 -- Howard
You mean you're not going to quote what Howard said to the guy at work yesterday? ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 8:11 am
You mean you're not going to quote what Howard said to the guy at work yesterday? ::)
I'm surprised we've gone this far without quoting something about Robin.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 8:13 am
I'm surprised we've gone this far without quoting something about Robin.
Really ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 8:18 am
Really ;D ;D
That reminds me, this morning Robin said, "Did you sleep well last night?" I think it had something to do with sex!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 8:22 am
That reminds me, this morning Robin said, "Did you sleep well last night?" I think it had something to do with sex!
Yes, and then Howard said, "Yes, I had a dream of you and my frankfurter." ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/20/05 at 9:14 am
Oh, Howard--you're gonna get yourself into trouble saying those things. And by the way (CoughFORUMQUOTES!!!Cough)
Beth
Well Unfortunately for me Beth I didn't get into trouble. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/20/05 at 9:15 am
Howard is also hot. :D
Thank You.It runs in the family ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/20/05 at 9:16 am
Yes, and then Howard said, "Yes, I had a dream of you and my frankfurter." ::)
She wishes she had a dream about that. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 2:39 pm
She wishes she had a dream about that. ;D
No that would be called a nightmare. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 3:33 pm
No that would be called a nightmare. ;) ;D
Would it be Your Worst Nightmare? ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 3:34 pm
Would it be Your Worst Nightmare?  ::)
Mine and hers. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 09/21/05 at 12:41 am
Andrea today:
Check the awesome grammer!!!! ;D
you ain't right. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 09/21/05 at 12:44 am
Andrea today:
Check the awesome grammer!!!! ;D
Tam today:
Check the awesome spelling!!! ;D
(Grammar. G-R-A-M-M-A-R. Grammar.) :-*
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 09/21/05 at 12:58 am
Tam today:
Check the awesome spelling!!! ;D
(Grammar. G-R-A-M-M-A-R. Grammar.) :-*
BITE ME!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/21/05 at 5:00 pm
No that would be called a nightmare. ;) ;D
http://folk.uio.no/tfredvik/amo/jpg/frankfurterTMB.jpg
Robin has never had a dream about these before. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/21/05 at 6:31 pm
http://folk.uio.no/tfredvik/amo/jpg/frankfurterTMB.jpg
Robin has never had a dream about these before. ;D
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
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*inhale*
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/23/05 at 3:50 pm
Good Food is like a nice woman.One you smell and taste her,She's all ecstacy in your mouth. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/26/05 at 3:43 pm
Thanks to YWN I remembered to post this delightful quote.
Eugh! Grab it firmly that's what I say. :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/26/05 at 6:29 pm
Here is my quote of the day found in the Longest Thread.
Ah! I'll take a look at your member details if you like, Phil. ;)
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/26/05 at 6:58 pm
Bobby has been so naughty lately. :P :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 09/26/05 at 7:11 pm
Bobby has been so naughty lately. :P :D
No kidding!!
He 'bout knocked me out of my chair last night with this quote: ;D
Re: Don't you hate it when...
Ha ha! You would have teeth marks all over you by now. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/26/05 at 7:13 pm
No kidding!!
He 'bout knocked me out of my chair last night with this quote: ;D
Re: Don't you hate it when...
LOL Yeah, that was an interesting one. ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 8:09 am
You can shove your innuendo, upueendo!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/01/05 at 8:11 am
Was this quote meant to be funny?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 8:12 am
Was this quote meant to be funny?
...
Yes.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/01/05 at 8:14 am
...
Yes.
What the hell is a upueendo? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 8:16 am
What the hell is a upueendo? ;D
Please tell me you are joking.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/01/05 at 8:27 am
Oh my God.. that's beautiful.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/01/05 at 9:05 am
Please tell me you are joking.
I'm joking.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 9:06 am
I'm joking.
http://emotioneric.com/a-ok.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/01/05 at 9:54 am
Bobby has been so naughty lately. :P :D
Well . . . What can I say? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 2:29 pm
Well . . . What can I say?ÂÂ
Hmm...
"Nauseous lizard".
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/01/05 at 2:34 pm
Hmm...
"Nauseous lizard".
I could I suppose. I don't know many sick iguanas though.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 2:35 pm
I could I suppose. I don't know many sick iguanas though.
I could find one for you. :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/01/05 at 3:01 pm
I could find one for you. :P
It would be sick if it looked at you..
ZIIIIIIIIING!
I'm only kidding my son, you get your looks from your father and your height.. charm.. wit.. ignorance and great sense of humor.
You got errm.. your.. eehhh.. your.. clothes from your mother.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 3:06 pm
You got errm.. your.. eehhh.. your.. clothes from your mother.
That would explain why my clothes are so tight! :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/01/05 at 3:12 pm
That would explain why my clothes are so tight! :o
She really let herself go after you were Born.. i've scheduled her for surgery in November.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/01/05 at 3:46 pm
She really let herself go after you were Born.. i've scheduled her for surgery in November.
Ewww. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 6:21 am
To Robin last night:
"I want to toss your salad and I've got the white dressing to go along with it". ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/03/05 at 6:31 am
To Robin last night:
"I want to toss your salad and I've got the white dressing to go along with it". ;D
Okay, Howard. The idea of this thread is that people nominate a funny quote from what other members of the boards have said here.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/03/05 at 6:34 am
Okay, Howard. The idea of this thread is that people nominate a funny quote from what other members of the boards have said here.
Gotta admit, it was quite funny though. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/03/05 at 6:46 am
It would be sick if it looked at you..
ZIIIIIIIIING!
I'm only kidding my son, you get your looks from your father and your height.. charm.. wit.. ignorance and great sense of humor.
You got errm.. your.. eehhh.. your.. clothes from your mother.
LMAO!!! Nice one, Andy. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/03/05 at 10:27 am
Okay, Howard. The idea of this thread is that people nominate a funny quote from what other members of the boards have said here.
At least Howard got the "quote" part right, unlike some people on this thread. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 11:50 am
At least Howard got the "quote" part right, unlike some people on this thread. ;)
That's it, Catwoman. Let's get this over with right here and now. (waves bat)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 1:57 pm
Okay, Howard. The idea of this thread is that people nominate a funny quote from what other members of the boards have said here.
Seriously.. I think I have the solution...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 2:09 pm
Okay, here's a funny quote I found a little while ago on this board...
Seriously.. I think I have the solution...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 2:19 pm
Okay, here's a funny quote I found a little while ago on this board...
I found this quote amusing.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 2:20 pm
I found this quote amusing.
I wish we knew somebody as cool as the guy who wrote that. Does he still post here?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 2:26 pm
I wish we knew somebody as cool as the guy who wrote that. Does he still post here?
OMG! This was freaking HILARIOUS!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/03/05 at 4:09 pm
At least Howard got the "quote" part right, unlike some people on this thread. ;)
I'm trying to work out whether this is a dig at me. ;D
Seriously.. I think I have the solution...
I do too . . . execution. :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 4:58 pm
ghey is new to me?
Priceless.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 5:58 pm
But that was a quote I had said yesterday to Robin,I'm not kidding. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/03/05 at 6:57 pm
I'm trying to work out whether this is a dig at me. ;D
Nope, not at all, my friend.
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/03/05 at 6:59 pm
From the NON-Forum Quote of the Day thread:
Wow, I'll post something when I actually talk to someone.
Beth
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 2:17 pm
Someone Call Sophocles, The Irony Is Overwhelming!
Justin (Lurkee) said this.. freakin' hilarious.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/04/05 at 4:25 pm
Nope, not at all, my friend.
;) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 5:02 pm
;) ;D
You two are about as subtle as the guy at the bar who keeps asking the women what their sign is.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/04/05 at 5:03 pm
You two are about as subtle as the guy at the bar who keeps asking the women what their sign is.
I never got that pick up line... how is it supposed to work?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 5:04 pm
how is it supposed to work?
It doesn't.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/04/05 at 5:21 pm
You two are about as subtle as the guy at the bar who keeps asking the women what their sign is.
So . . . Erm . . . What's your sign then? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 5:31 pm
So . . . Erm . . . What's your sign then? ;D
Get lost, pervert!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/04/05 at 5:33 pm
Get lost, pervert!
LMAO!!!
Gemini's are compatible with Libra's you know . . . :-* ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 5:36 pm
You know what? We're getting off topic. Here's a forum quote from today to get us back into the topic.
Gemini's are compatible with Libra's you know . . .ÂÂ
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/04/05 at 5:37 pm
You know what? We're getting off topic. Here's a forum quote from today to get us back into the topic.
Makes a change you saying that. ;D
Subject: YWN rules the thread at his whim
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 5:40 pm
Makes a change you saying that.ÂÂ
Well, I have no idea what you are talking about.
By the way, I declare this the "Confused Rock And Roll Kangaroos" thread.
Subject: Re: YWN rules the thread at his whim
Written By: Bobby on 10/04/05 at 5:47 pm
Well, I have no idea what you are talking about.
By the way, I declare this the "Confused Rock And Roll Kangaroos" thread.
I'm sure you don't.
. . . And no I'm not quoting you. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/04/05 at 6:06 pm
So . . . Erm . . . What's your sign then? ;D
Slippery when wet.
Oops. Sorry. :-X
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 6:07 pm
*gasp*
Catwoman just went off topic!
Hey, congratulations, you're one of us now! ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/04/05 at 6:08 pm
Slippery when wet.
Oops. Sorry. :-X
Pisces then? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/04/05 at 10:50 pm
Wow, Dude...you made 2 people want to hump you. Aw, what the heck...3 people.
Beth
Bethany....when speaking about a photo that Andrew posted of himself. LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/05/05 at 2:43 pm
I was gonna post one of the "humping" things too.. probably Justin's, cause it started it all. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 10/05/05 at 3:20 pm
Ho-hum...'humping'...
...had to happen, I s'pose...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Johnny_D on 10/05/05 at 3:26 pm
Slippery when wet.
Oops. Sorry. :-X
Cat
Of course, we're all sure it's NEVER ------
http://www.gscm.org/Program/2004-5cookiesale/images/pr/Yield%20Sign.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/05/05 at 6:22 pm
Pisces then? ;D
I'm a Pisces
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/05/05 at 6:27 pm
Some valuable insight.
pee is pee
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/05/05 at 9:36 pm
Some valuable insight.
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/05/05 at 9:38 pm
You know what? I'll quote myself.
I just recently enrolled in a brassiere enlightenment course!  :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/05 at 9:40 pm
You know what? I'll quote myself.
this... is the worst thing I could quote
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 5:18 am
You know what? I'll quote myself.
Brassiere enlightenment?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:13 am
Brassiere enlightenment?
Yes, you should enroll. I'm sure that it's listed as an extra class in your high school...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/06/05 at 9:02 am
Yes, you should enroll. I'm sure that it's listed as an extra class in your high school...
for added humor my son.. and thus Liege.
Add italics.
Yes, you should enroll. I'm sure that it's listed as an extra class in your high school...
With a swish of the mouse, you've belittled him personally instead of his school district.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 12:18 pm
Thank you, my master, for teaching me the ways of the farce, but I wasn't really trying to belittle anyone. ;D
Are you saying that most high schools don't have bra enlightening courses? :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/06/05 at 12:29 pm
Thank you, my master, for teaching me the ways of the farce, but I wasn't really trying to belittle anyone. ;D
Are you saying that most high schools don't have bra enlightening courses? :o
You twat.
Your supposed to belittle everybody at every given opportunity.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 12:30 pm
Your supposed to belittle everybody at every given opportunity.
And you're supposed to spell "you're" as a contraction.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 12:36 pm
You twat.
Your supposed to belittle everybody at every given opportunity.
Apart from blokes named Rob. It's the law apparently. :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 12:37 pm
Apart from blokes named Rob. It's the law apparently. :)
I may just have to set you straight, Bob.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 12:38 pm
I may just have to set you straight, Bob.
And blokes called Bob, Bobby, Robert, Bobert . . . Bobert!?! Oh well . . .
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 12:38 pm
And we all know how I would set Rob straight...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 12:40 pm
And we all know how I would set Rob straight...
By telling me a 'your mom' joke?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 12:49 pm
By telling me a 'your mom' joke?
I'd do more than tell stories about your mom....
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 1:07 pm
I'd do more than tell stories about your mom....
...Ha-HO!
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 1:15 pm
In fact...
I'll set both Bobby and his mom straight...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 1:15 pm
I'd do more than tell stories about your mom....
She'll snap you like a twig, mate.  ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 1:17 pm
In fact...
I'll set both Bobby and his mom straight...
I'm intrigued. How will you set me straight? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 1:17 pm
I'm intrigued. How will you set me straight? ;D
With a good....
...Hot....
....
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/06/05 at 1:20 pm
With a good....
...Hot....
....
COCKSLAP
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 1:21 pm
COCKSLAP
Wrong.
And, ew. Bad choice of wording.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/06/05 at 1:23 pm
Wrong.
And, ew. Bad choice of wording.
Wrong.
And, ugh. It's a great word.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 1:25 pm
With a good....
...Hot....
....
Well, this would have worked if Sheth was actually on. So, I suppose I'll have to finish it...
...DICKING!!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/06/05 at 1:27 pm
Well, this would have worked if Sheth was actually on. So, I suppose I'll have to finish it...
...DICKING!!!
*Dickens
http://neon.airtime.co.uk/Hibbert-Assembly/dickens/watkins.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 1:28 pm
*Dickens
http://neon.airtime.co.uk/Hibbert-Assembly/dickens/watkins.jpg
Dicking*
<Insert picture that would get my ass banned fo' sho'>
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 1:29 pm
COCKSLAP
Well, this would have worked if Sheth was actually on. So, I suppose I'll have to finish it...
...DICKING!!!
If those are the choices I would rather get beaten up personally.  ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 2:03 pm
If those are the choices I would rather get beaten up personally.  ;D
Too bad.. you stepped over that line. YWN doesn't take your sh-t!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 2:09 pm
Too bad.. you stepped over that line. YWN doesn't take your sh-t!
That means I'm going to get violated instead. What a treat . . . Anyhow. You're getting humped by a queue long of people, you can't say too much yourself. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 2:10 pm
That means I'm going to get violated instead. What a treat . . . Anyhow. You're getting humped by a queue long of people, you can't say too much yourself. ;D
Yeah, don't remind me. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/06/05 at 2:12 pm
That means I'm going to get violated instead. What a treat . . . Anyhow. You're getting humped by a queue long of people, you can't say too much yourself. ;D
Cot's gonna have tits tattooed on his back ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 2:14 pm
Yeah, don't remind me. ;D
You'll be sore in the morning. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 4:17 pm
To Robin last night on the phone:
"I'll never need Viagra,I don't have sexual dysfunction,I have sexual function" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/06/05 at 5:06 pm
To Robin last night on the phone:
"I'll never need Viagra,I don't have sexual dysfunction,I have sexual function" ;D
hahahahaha....Howard...you are too much...I am sure that you keep the conversation lively between the two of you....all the time! ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 5:06 pm
Cot's gonna have tits tattooed on his back ;D
Actually, the majority of people he's getting humped by...
...are guys.
And Bobby is on the list for Andrew-humping!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 5:07 pm
hahahahaha....Howard...you are too much...I am sure that you keep the conversation lively between the two of you....all the time! ;)
Erin :)
I try to. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 5:11 pm
And Bobby is on the list for Andrew-humping!
I know . . . That will teach me to keep my mouth shut. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 5:12 pm
I know . . . That will teach me to keep my mouth shut.ÂÂ
If you welch...
...Every one of us will set you straight.
Which reminds me that you're already due for a nice...hot...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 5:14 pm
If you welch...
...Every one of us will set you straight.
Which reminds me that you're already due for a nice...hot...
I could almost imagine the perverted grin on your face. ;D
Okay, what is a 'dicking'?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 5:16 pm
Okay, what is a 'dicking'?
Ask Andrew...
He's just passin' em out!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 5:17 pm
Ask Andrew...
He's just passin' em out!
Well he's not here, so you can tell me straight. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 5:17 pm
Well he's not here, so you can tell me straight.ÂÂ
Bobby, in a few minutes, neither of us will be straight.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 5:19 pm
Bobby, in a few minutes, neither of us will be straight.
LMAO!!! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 6:04 pm
Yeah, don't remind me. ;D
You KNOW you want it. Don't ev'n play!
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 6:20 pm
You KNOW you want it.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!
Okay...
Now we are officially, without any doubt, the same person.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/06/05 at 6:31 pm
Okay...
Now we are officially, without any doubt, the same person.
what's a person?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 6:32 pm
Okay...
Now we are officially, without any doubt, the same person.
Dude......
:o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 6:54 pm
Assuming we aren't the same person, if opposites attract, wouldn't we be worst enemies?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 6:58 pm
Assuming we aren't the same person, if opposites attract, wouldn't we be worst enemies?
Yes. Yes, we would.
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:06 pm
Yes. Yes, we would.
Okay, I still can't get over how weird this is. How many times has it been so far? We made nearly the exact same threat (you to to me and I to Catwoman), we both were going to point out the creepy ad at the top of the page (I beat you to it), and now we both insisted in the same words that Andrew wants the hump treatment (which he does).
That's just plain creepy.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:34 pm
Ask Andrew...
He's just passin' em out!
In fact, this Tuesday at your local record store, from 4-9, I'll be giving away the hot dickings. Just passin' 'em out!
HOT!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:36 pm
HOT!
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:37 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
DICKINGS!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:38 pm
DICKINGS!
.....AUUUUUGHHH!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:39 pm
.....AUUUUUGHHH!
AMERICAN!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:41 pm
AMERICAN!
What you talking about hickory smoked is so CRAZY!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:42 pm
What you talking about hickory smoked is so CRAZY!!
DICKINGS!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:43 pm
DICKINGS!
Why don't you leave me aloooooooooooooooooooone!???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:44 pm
Why don't you leave me aloooooooooooooooooooone!???
PATRIOTIC!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 7:45 pm
PATRIOTIC!
COWBOY HAT!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:46 pm
COWBOY HAT!
...*looks up* AH!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:46 pm
COWBOY HAT!
I.. *looks up* AHHH!!!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:47 pm
I.. *looks up* AHHH!!!!
You...bastard.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 7:47 pm
Ha-HO!
Har.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:49 pm
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/7f44d5fd/moo.jpg&cb=1115204527
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 7:49 pm
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/7f44d5fd/moo.jpg&cb=1115204527
^ ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 8:46 pm
... Sonuvabytch. I was looking for the Forum Quotes board, so I could put this on there... ... but then I realized that I was IN the Forum Quotes of the Day board, but only AFTER I looked through the first three pages of threads...
Yes, it IS a big cup of tea!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 8:47 pm
Yes, it IS a big cup of tea!
...
........
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 8:52 pm
Yes, it IS a big cup of tea!
I love when I get those kind of irrelevant responses from Philip Eno. That man's awesome.
Yo, Phil...that proposition still stands... ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 8:54 pm
Yo, Phil...that proposition still stands...
....*smack*
That is the sound of my mind hitting the gutter.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 8:59 pm
....*smack*
That is the sound of my mind hitting the gutter.
Well, it should. Because I said it in total gutter fashion. :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 9:03 pm
Well, it should. Because I said it in total gutter fashion. :)
What if he rejects the proposition?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 9:04 pm
What if he rejects the proposition?
He....
Already did... :-[ But just in case he changes his mind, I just want to let him know that it still stands ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 9:09 pm
Well...
I'm sure there are plenty of willing guests. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 9:10 pm
Well...
I'm sure there are plenty of willing guests.  ::)
...What the feck are you trying to say, Sheth?!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 9:13 pm
Guests?! Wouldn't touch em with a 10 ft. pool! :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 9:14 pm
...What the feck are you trying to say, Sheth?!
Guests are whores.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 9:15 pm
Guests are whores.
Fo' sho'. Dude, we're gonna get reamed pretty soon. I can feel it! :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 9:18 pm
Fo' sho'. Dude, we're gonna get reamed pretty soon. I can feel it! :o
As long as we have Andy's back, I think we're safe. Andy can do anything, although I'm not sure he can convince an indignant member.
Plus he started the freaking thread!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 9:22 pm
Plus he started the freaking thread!
Hey! Hey, yeah!!! YEAH! >:( Back up off our Kool-aid!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 9:24 pm
Hey! Hey, yeah!!! YEAH! >:( Back up off our Kool-aid!
You know, you keep using that phrase today and I've never heard it.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 9:28 pm
You know, you keep using that phrase today and I've never heard it.
I heard it today. I chuckled. Now I'll use it until I wear it out and annoy to a nauseating extreme. :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 9:31 pm
I heard it today. I chuckled. Now I'll use it until I wear it out and annoy to a nauseating extreme. :)
Like... He whose name must not be spoken?
And if you say his name, you can go eat a decroted piece of crap, FREAKIN' IDIOT!
Actually, we do the same thing with Dr. Tran. But at least he's funnier.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 10/07/05 at 12:07 am
Matthew, on the Hideaway (the forum we have for us Ship kids)
It took 26 pages, but I got quoted!!
http://www.wreckedmedia.com/zach/archives/koolaidman.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 5:11 am
As long as we have Andy's back, I think we're safe. Andy can do anything, although I'm not sure he can convince an indignant member.
Plus he started the freaking thread!
Huh does the who now?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 9:11 am
You're underrated, Matth. Ya really are. :P
http://www.geocities.com/pi_guy3141/andycooper.BMP
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/07/05 at 3:11 pm
To Robin when I challenged her to a game of Knock Hockey one time:
"If I win,you have to make out with me for 5 minutes without stopping"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 3:21 pm
To Robin when I challenged her to a game of Knock Hockey one time:
"If I win,you have to make out with me for 5 minutes without stopping"
Howard, there's a thread for that!
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,13400.0.html
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/07/05 at 3:26 pm
Howard, there's a thread for that!
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,13400.0.html
You don't have to tell me that. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 3:45 pm
To Robin when I challenged her to a game of Knock Hockey one time:
"If I win,you have to make out with me for 5 minutes without stopping"
Howard, once again... THIS IS WHY WE CREATED THE "NON-FORUM QUOTE" board. :D ;D >:( >:( >:( :( :o 8) ::) ::) :-X ;D >:( >:( 8)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 4:50 pm
You don't have to tell me that. ::)
But I don't think you get the idea of the thread, Howard. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 6:06 pm
You don't have to tell me that. ::)
Then why do you use this thread for that and not that one?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/08/05 at 8:48 am
Then why do you use this thread for that and not that one?
I just like to post my quotes.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/08/05 at 9:50 am
I just like to post my quotes.
...........
.....
WTF!?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/08/05 at 12:03 pm
I just like to post my quotes.
But.....
....
Ah, nevermind.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/08/05 at 12:17 pm
But.....
....
Ah, nevermind.
Do you think he's playing with us or he's just confused? ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/08/05 at 1:07 pm
I said to my mate at work today:
"How did you get that scar? and he said he punched a window."
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 1:20 pm
I said to my mate at work today:
"How did you get that scar? and he said he punched a window."
...and the window won.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/08/05 at 1:22 pm
...and the window won.
Yes, it was a pane . . . I mean pain in the ass to overcome. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 1:29 pm
Yes, it was a pane . . . I mean pain in the ass to overcome. ;D
There is another match on Wednesday against Poland, who we always seem to play against when qualifying for the World Cup?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/08/05 at 3:13 pm
Why are pirates are called pirates?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/08/05 at 3:14 pm
MARSH, YOUR POST WAS EMPTY!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/08/05 at 3:15 pm
I said to my mate at work today:
"How did you get that scar? and he said he punched a window."
*ahem*
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,13400.0.html
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/08/05 at 3:15 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhh!!!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/08/05 at 3:20 pm
*ahem*
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,13400.0.html
Ha ha! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/09/05 at 6:30 pm
I thought this was funny. However, all of Phil's posts are 263821673281 times funnier, if you picture his avatar saying them.
Philip Eno, while on the subject of MC hammer:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/untitledssa.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/09/05 at 6:33 pm
I thought this was funny. However, all of Phil's posts are 263821673281 times funnier, if you picture his avatar saying them.
Philip Eno, while on the subject of MC hammer:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/untitledssa.jpg
Oh My God.. that's 10 times more hilarious with the avatar saying it.
My favorite was the day he sang the Momus song.. or when he said "Shove your innuendos upuendos!" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/10/05 at 2:01 am
If you want to be cheered up for the day, just read this thread, thank you.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 10/10/05 at 7:07 am
If you want to be cheered up for the day, just read this thread, thank you.
Heh! Don't need to...just read the back page of today's Sun...
Michael Owen on England's chances in the 2006 Football World Cup:
'Only Brazil are better than us...'
Eh? Judging by recent performances, is there another England football team out there I don't know about...?!!
Or are Brazil double woeful at the moment...?!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 10/10/05 at 7:13 am
To Robin when I challenged her to a game of Knock Hockey one time:
"If I win,you have to make out with me for 5 minutes without stopping"
Five minutes?!! Without stopping?!!
That...that just isn't possible...!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/10/05 at 6:43 pm
Five minutes?!! Without stopping?!!
That...that just isn't possible...!!
It is to me. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/10/05 at 6:44 pm
"You could say hello to my little friend then later you can say hello to my BIG friend"
To Robin last night. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/10/05 at 6:46 pm
"You could say hello to my little friend then later you can say hello to my BIG friend"
To Robin last night. ;D
You talk too much to your girlfriend, Howard. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Marty McFly on 10/10/05 at 6:50 pm
"You could say hello to my little friend then later you can say hello to my BIG friend"
To Robin last night. ;D
You do realize I'll never be able to think of "Scarface" the same way after reading this. ;D
Seriously though, isn't that a NON forum quote?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/10/05 at 7:27 pm
You talk too much to your girlfriend, Howard. ;D
That's why I'll never get laid,she won't give in. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/10/05 at 7:29 pm
Five minutes?!! Without stopping?!!
That...that just isn't possible...!!
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/10/05 at 7:36 pm
That's why I'll never get laid,she won't give in. ::)
well then Howard, if she won't "give in" like you say and that seems to be the only thing you are interested in with that relationship...maybe it's time for the both of you to move on. Obviously she is not interested in sex, and it's obvious that you really want it...so it seems like the two of you want different things.
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/10/05 at 7:39 pm
well then Howard, if she won't "give in" like you say and that seems to be the only thing you are interested in with that relationship...maybe it's time for the both of you to move on. Obviously she is not interested in sex, and it's obvious that you really want it...so it seems like the two of you want different things.
Erin :)
Thanks for understanding how I really feel Quirk. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/10/05 at 8:11 pm
....made by Howard in the "Happy Thanksgiving Canada" thread....
"But,it's not even November yet" ???
LOLOLOL! That struck me as really funny for some reason!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/11/05 at 5:29 am
;D ;D ;D
;D ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/11/05 at 5:31 am
That's why I'll never get laid,she won't give in. ::)
Then why don't you give in? She's obviously not going to have sex with you the way you are.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/11/05 at 10:24 am
To Robin last night. ;D
OMFGWTF AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,13400.0.html
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/11/05 at 12:42 pm
OMFGWTF AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,13400.0.html
Omfg, Marsh....
..Hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha You reek of awesomeness.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/11/05 at 7:23 pm
OMFGWTF AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,13400.0.html
Why is this in block letters?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/11/05 at 7:27 pm
Anybody want to quote Howard in the 'What do you look like thread'? :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/11/05 at 7:30 pm
Could that be your wife or your Mother?
Howard, asking Warlord if the girl in the picture was his wife...or..his MOTHER :o
Oh NO he did NOT! *Snap*
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/11/05 at 7:30 pm
Howard, asking Warlord if the girl in the picture was his wife...or..his MOTHER :o
Oh NO he did NOT! *Snap*
Thar ya go, Bobs. :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/11/05 at 7:32 pm
Oh NO he did NOT! *Snap*
Oh no you didn't!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/11/05 at 8:22 pm
Thar ya go, Bobs. :)
Ha ha! Cheers. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/11/05 at 10:45 pm
Guest (Dominic) saying this to Howard's post in the "what are you going to be for Halloween" thread....
Quote from: Howard on Today at 07:14:10 PM
"An old condom"
Dominic:
"the parents will appreciate that"
hahahaahahahahah ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
could you just see the faces of parents as they answer the door, only to find Howard, a grown man, decked out in a full body "used" condom suit.......Trick or Treat!!! :D :D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/11/05 at 10:47 pm
Guest (Dominic) saying this to Howard's post in the "what are you going to be for Halloween" thread....
Quote from: Howard on Today at 07:14:10 PM
"An old condom"
Dominic:
"the parents will appreciate that"
hahahaahahahahah ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
could you just see the faces of parents as they answer the door, only to find Howard, a grown man, decked out in a full body "used" condom suit.......Trick or Treat!!! :D :D
Erin :)
GASP! quoted TWO times in one day! I am... honored..
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/12/05 at 5:34 pm
Anyone else love to quote me? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 5:36 pm
Anyone else love to quote me? ;D
I think you do enough of that for all of us, Howard. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/12/05 at 5:40 pm
I think you do enough of that for all of us, Howard. ;D
I always have quotes from Robin and I.I'll have more this Sunday ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/13/05 at 7:47 am
I always have quotes from Robin and I.I'll have more this Sunday ;D
And if you do try and post them in this thread and not this thread, won't you?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/13/05 at 7:50 am
And if you do try and post them in this thread and not this thread, won't you?
What's the difference in which thread I post them in? ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/13/05 at 7:58 am
What's the difference in which thread I post them in? ???
Howard this thread is for quoting funny things you have read here somewhere on www.inthe00s.com. Hence the word Forum in the title.
The other thread is for posting funny things you heard or said not on www.inthe00s.com.
Do you understand the difference now?
karen
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/13/05 at 8:00 am
Howard this thread is for quoting funny things you have read here somewhere on www.inthe00s.com. Hence the word Forum in the title.
The other thread is for posting funny things you heard or said not on www.inthe00s.com.
Do you understand the difference now?
karen
Yes,I know the difference now.Thanks :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/13/05 at 8:43 am
Yes,I know the difference now.Thanks :)
No problem
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/13/05 at 2:07 pm
No problem
THANK YOU.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/13/05 at 2:54 pm
THANK YOU.
I don't understand...
Why didn't he get that when we told him that?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/13/05 at 3:02 pm
I don't understand...
Why didn't he get that when we told him that?
Because she had fancy links?
Bet he'll still use this one anyway.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/13/05 at 9:53 pm
Quote from: MidKnightDarkness on Today at 01:00:17 AM
Erin, I love you! I know they weren't ghetto! They just seemed ghetto, because of the boomin' rap music, in the next room! The music MADE the shoes look ghetto. I know if I saw those shoes somewhere other than a rap-filled room...I would never DREAM of saying "Hey, those shoes sure are ghetto!"...No, Erin...NO!. I'd say "Hey, them's are some's spiffy-lookin' kicks!" (Maybe not those exact words, but you get the idea).
Beth you crack me up..Erin..sorry to bring it up again ;D ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/13/05 at 9:56 pm
Beth you crack me up..Erin..sorry to bring it up again ;D ;)
Thanks! :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/13/05 at 11:02 pm
"I can't believe you want me to darn tootin'"- YWN
?? I dunno, I liked it
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/13/05 at 11:06 pm
"I can't believe you want me to darn tootin'"- YWN
?? I dunno, I liked it
Dude...
You just quoted Smarterchild! :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/13/05 at 11:22 pm
Dude...
You just quoted Smarterchild! :o
no, I quoted Marshal... who was quoting Smarterchild
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/13/05 at 11:23 pm
no, I quoted Marshal... who was quoting Smarterchild
Oh, er...
Nevermind, then!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/14/05 at 3:14 am
Because she had fancy links?
Because I took the time to think why it hadn't been understood previously.
Bet he'll still use this one anyway.
We will see
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/14/05 at 8:07 am
"I can't believe you want me to darn tootin'"- YWN
?? I dunno, I liked it
...I was quoting SmarterChild.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/17/05 at 4:03 pm
A Patient said this: "I hate being here,It's like a day hospital" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/17/05 at 6:28 pm
A Patient said this: "I hate being here,It's like a day hospital" ;D
...
..
Ahhh!!!!!!! *Grabs Howard by the head and tosses him across the room*
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 6:36 pm
Odd... Howard did post in the NON-forum quote thread, so I don't know what possessed him to come back here.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/17/05 at 6:46 pm
Odd... Howard did post in the NON-forum quote thread, so I don't know what possessed him to come back here.
...
..
.
LUUUCIFERRRR!!!
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Lucifer/v=2/SID=e/TID=YS64_81/l=IVI/;_ylt=Ah73eWXNEfMuW3sGVON_sgSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12o0aptpn/EXP=1129679103/*-http%3A//tenjin.coara.or.jp/~daleth/gallerybox/2003/Images/Lucifer.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/17/05 at 6:47 pm
A Patient said this: "I hate being here,It's like a day hospital" ;D
HOWARD!
Non-Forum Quote thread please!
Are you doing this on purpose now?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 5:43 pm
HOWARD!
Non-Forum Quote thread please!
Are you doing this on purpose now?
Why does it matter? ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/18/05 at 5:46 pm
Why does it matter? ???
...because if you keep posting your non forum quotes here, I will beat you like the red headed stepchild of Howard Cosell.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 5:47 pm
...because if you keep posting your non forum quotes here, I will beat you like the red headed stepchild of Howard Cosell.
Not if I beat you first.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/18/05 at 5:57 pm
Not if I beat you first.
...
You're on.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 6:05 pm
...
You're on.
Nope Won't fight you. :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/18/05 at 9:38 pm
Not if I beat you first.
.... ^ ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/19/05 at 12:50 am
You know you want to say it...
... You know you want to say...
... IN MY PANTS!!!
Oh, by the way:
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http://images.picsearch.com/is?837574140175
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http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Lucifer/v=2/SID=e/TID=YS64_81/l=IVI/;_ylt=Ah73eWXNEfMuW3sGVON_sgSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12ocupcof/EXP=1129787410/*-http%3A//tenjin.coara.or.jp/~daleth/gallerybox/2003/Images/Lucifer.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/19/05 at 4:31 pm
You know you want to say it...
... You know you want to say...
... IN MY PANTS!!!
Oh, by the way:
IN YOUR PANTS? :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/25/05 at 5:03 pm
I like being a pervert
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/25/05 at 5:16 pm
I like being a pervert ....In my pants
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/25/05 at 6:04 pm
I like being a pervert ....In my pants....in my pants.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 6:07 pm
In your pants or my pants?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 4:10 pm
This was directed to Beth...
I'm going to lay the smackdown on your candy ass. >:(
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 4:40 pm
This was directed to Beth...
that's if she has a candy ass. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:54 pm
I would appreciate it if your breasts stopped looking at my eyes! Shocked
Merv to Suicidal Blonde.
;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/11/05 at 2:10 pm
I would appreciate it if your breasts stopped looking at my eyes! Shocked
Merv to Suicidal Blonde.
;D ;D
Breasts don't have eyes? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/11/05 at 2:19 pm
I would appreciate it if your breasts stopped looking at my eyes! Shocked
Merv to Suicidal Blonde.
;D ;D
her "beer goggle" retort was pretty good too.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 2:19 pm
Breasts don't have eyes? ;D
You haven't looked close enough.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/11/05 at 2:47 pm
You haven't looked close enough.
Should I google breasts with eyes? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/19/05 at 9:25 pm
I like what I see there, Dom.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/19/05 at 9:26 pm
;D It was about a drawing.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/20/05 at 3:01 pm
I only found the one picture of the broad with her tits out.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/27/05 at 10:13 am
Do you ever look at porn? well, gee, I have 5 brother's.....
alyceclover said this... I'm not sure what she means, but this came across as very creepy. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/10/05 at 6:04 pm
Nice pussy :) They're so cute when they're little hey ? :) :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/12/05 at 5:22 pm
one man's junk is another man's treasure.
I don't know...it just seemed dirty to me.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 12/17/05 at 11:34 pm
I don't know...it just seemed dirty to me.
Maybe because another man's junk is your treasure. <3
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/22/05 at 12:51 pm
In the Longest Thread.
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/29/05 at 1:50 pm
my man junk is another man's treasure
Oh really, Step-chan?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/29/05 at 6:57 pm
"I don't get quoted an awful lot on Forum Quotes Of The Day"-DAK
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 12/29/05 at 6:59 pm
"I don't get quoted an awful lot on Forum Quotes Of The Day"-DAK
Very funny ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/29/05 at 7:00 pm
Very funny
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/07/06 at 1:23 am
"My butt's not that nice to look at!"
--DominEL
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/07/06 at 10:36 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/13/06 at 1:55 pm
Gonads eh? Something you want to share with us?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/13/06 at 4:16 pm
"You know what that means?!"-Sheth.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/13/06 at 4:35 pm
"You know what that means?!"-Sheth.
HA! I put the exclamation mark before the question mark.
Shows what you know.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/13/06 at 6:58 pm
..well, that was a load of balls
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 01/13/06 at 7:02 pm
..well, that was a load of balls
Thankin' yer kindly! I'm honoured :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 01/13/06 at 7:03 pm
one-eyed cats are a one-eyed chick thing
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/13/06 at 9:18 pm
Whoa, Dude, you have a TALKING CAT?! :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 01/14/06 at 12:18 am
Never mind, I forgot they're all ghey, I got excited when I saw the word screw.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 01/14/06 at 12:22 am
You turn 18!!
Ahem.. :-[
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 01/14/06 at 12:32 am
Yep..
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/14/06 at 12:35 am
Yep..
>:-{ That's not a forum quote, Izatch..!!!!1 :D
Er...
>:-{ That's not a forum quote, Izatch..!!!!1
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/17/06 at 9:16 am
That's because I wasn't talking about intercourse.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/18/06 at 1:21 pm
Nice one, Windbreaker!
That made me chuckle.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/18/06 at 3:17 pm
That made me chuckle.
Yeah, kind of like "Smooth move, Ex-lax!"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/19/06 at 10:04 am
Harmonica's reply to me:
Well I believe that glazed donuts should only be sold in the mixed Donkey piss with Giant Squid feceis store. I mean there sure are a lot of those around.
...I'm still not quite sure what it means.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/20/06 at 8:00 am
I thought penises were a chick thing? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 3:25 pm
Why is that Quote Of The Day?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/20/06 at 7:35 pm
Why is that Quote Of The Day?
Because I say it is.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/22/06 at 1:46 am
And to quote Marty McFly:
half the time you had to play with it for 20 minutes just to get it to do one thing! :o
Sorry, Marty... I couldn't resist. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Marty McFly on 01/22/06 at 2:02 am
And to quote Marty McFly:
half the time you had to play with it for 20 minutes just to get it to do one thing! :o
Sorry, Marty... I couldn't resist. ;D
;D
It's cool - I'm a good sport on just about anything. :)
P.S. It's funny, but when I read your response in the original thread, initially I was like What? Reading it by itself here, I now can see what you meant, hehe.
Double P.S. I was referring to the printer, and didn't intend it to mean anything else -- which is actually what makes it the most funny, IMO.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Harmonica on 01/23/06 at 12:26 pm
Harmonica's reply to me:
...I'm still not quite sure what it means.
Means, don't give suggestions of things that don't exist.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/23/06 at 2:09 pm
Means, don't give suggestions of things that don't exist.
...I made a simple analogy...or is that too abstract for you?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/23/06 at 2:54 pm
Rush is...gay? That's the last thing the gay community needs! Andrew Sullivan is bad enough. Anyway, Rush always seemed more like a eunuch to me! I thought Alan Colmes might be eunuch, but I think he's just impotent.
::)
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/23/06 at 5:30 pm
And to quote Marty McFly:
half the time you had to play with it for 20 minutes just to get it to do one thing! :o
Sorry, Marty... I couldn't resist. ;D
What was he playing with?...never mind. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/23/06 at 10:37 pm
I think I should ask my neighbor for her box
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/24/06 at 2:25 pm
( - ) ( - )
^ That's good. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/24/06 at 2:32 pm
My neighbor's box and my tits....what a combo ;D
This is also a quote that deserves to be posted here, but...uh...it already was here.
...BUT IT WASN'T IN A QUOTE!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/24/06 at 2:36 pm
But I am surprised no one posted this one.
Yeah, but you have nice tits. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/24/06 at 5:02 pm
England is full of pundits!
It's a pun...about...puns.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/24/06 at 5:58 pm
It's a pun...about...puns.
So... was mine, man!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: FaultyDog on 01/30/06 at 3:46 pm
jbboogie in the Song Lyrics section:
The words that I can make out sound similar to: "Oooh abu gah, eye yeah" Don't quote me on that.
Of course we would never.... ::).... well, maybe just this once. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/02/06 at 10:00 pm
If Tom cruise ends up being a homosexual he's still going to be one of my favorites. The poster I have of him on my wall with a saying that keeps me plugging along isn't going anywhere.
Way to sick it to the man, Harms.. Way. To. Stick. It. To. The. MAN. :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/02/06 at 10:05 pm
You have a poster of Tom Cruise on your wall?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/03/06 at 11:01 am
Way to sick it to the man, Harms.. Way. To. Stick. It. To. The. MAN. :D
way to stick what to the Man? ??? anyway, if tom cruise is gay he's hiding it pretty well. If only he hid his scientology so good.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/03/06 at 1:27 pm
Harmonica doesn't necessarily stick to the strictures of conventional logic and reasoned rhetoric, bless his heart. His approach to debating is more improvisational.
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/03/06 at 1:30 pm
;D ;D ;D
Cat
I've been chuckling about that "way to stick it to the man" thing all afternoon. Beth cracks me up.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/03/06 at 2:17 pm
way to stick what to the Man? ??? anyway, if tom cruise is gay he's hiding it pretty well. If only he hid his scientology so good.
Tom Cruise Is Gay? :o I thought he was married? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/03/06 at 2:32 pm
Tom Cruise Is Gay? :o I thought he was married? ;D
A lot of gay people are married. There's a lot of societal/cultural pressure to tie the knot, and people in general are often reluctant to, shall we say, "stick it to the Man."
Sorry.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/03/06 at 7:39 pm
Don't piss on my boot, then tell me it's raining.
You heard the man. >:-{
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 4:40 pm
Actually, I'm not really an ass person. I mean who cares if a girl has ass, I have one too. ;D
Classic.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 4:46 pm
I don't know if I'll ever "get some".
HALLELUJAH! DONNIE DARKO'S 'BOUT TO HAVE SOME SEX!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 02/04/06 at 9:01 pm
Laws are made to be broken!
Like eggs.
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/05/06 at 7:23 am
HALLELUJAH! DONNIE DARKO'S 'BOUT TO HAVE SOME SEX!
I may get some real soon. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/07/06 at 8:09 am
I had a picture of Tom Cruise naked from the waist up
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 11:10 am
It's even better when he elaborates that it's okay because tom was in "guys and dolls." Jesus says the funniest things.
omg, that puppet is so hot.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/07/06 at 11:46 am
omg, that puppet is so hot.
LykeOmfg, I kn0w..!!!!11one :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 11:52 am
LykeOmfg, I kn0w..!!!!11one :D
i remember that thing from when i was a kid. it had pretty much two tricks -- clapping its hands and flapping its head. and we'd all giggle, we wee tykes, because we were easily amused in those days.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 12:43 pm
It's even better when he elaborates that it's okay because tom was in "guys and dolls." Jesus says the funniest things.
omg, that puppet is so hot.
So Why don't you marry it? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 1:11 pm
So Why don't you marry it? ;D
yeah, I can see it now, the kind of arguments we'd be having in ten years. "clap, clap, flap, flap, that's all you ever do. I have no idea why I ever married you."
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 1:13 pm
yeah, I can see it now, the kind of arguments we'd be having in ten years. "clap, clap, flap, flap, that's all you ever do. I have no idea why I ever married you."
How would you divorce a marianette? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 1:16 pm
How would you divorce a marianette? ;D
I think it's a puppet, actually. and if so you can just pull your hand out., problem solved
Hmm. That sounds REALLY bad.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 1:17 pm
I think it's a puppet, actually. and if so you can just pull your hand out., problem solved
Hmm. That sounds REALLY bad.
It depends where you have your hand. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 1:23 pm
It depends where you have your hand. ;)
i'm thinking it'd be up the puppet?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 3:16 pm
mwahaha ^-^
You know there's actually a smut movie featuring puppets. It's called "let my puppets come."
I'm at work so you'll have to do your own keyword search. And don't ask me how I know this.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/07/06 at 4:17 pm
And don't ask me how I know this.
And, you know this how ???
Kim doesn't take your shit. Now answer her question.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/07/06 at 4:19 pm
"he vood haff oon ENORMOUS schvonschtooker!"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 4:34 pm
Kim doesn't take your shit. Now answer her question.
oh come on. like you've never googled "XXX hardcore handpuppet action" before, just to see what comes up.
see, that's how I know you're gay.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 5:23 pm
Quote from: Tia on Today at 04:17:52 PM
"he vood haff oon ENORMOUS schvonschtooker!"
ah, the brilliant comic stylings of teri garr.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 4:17 pm
Can I have it shoved up mine? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/08/06 at 4:19 pm
I don't want that quoted. >:(
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/08/06 at 4:21 pm
I don't want that quoted. >:(
So do not quote then?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 4:36 pm
Well,we're certainly not talking about the Vagina
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 4:42 pm
Well, what did I walk in the middle of here? :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/08/06 at 4:55 pm
Ok you can quote that. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/08/06 at 4:58 pm
Ok you can quote that. ::)
No comment
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 6:01 pm
Have you ever heard of the bands Anal Cun* or Cannibal Corpse. Do a google image search for some of their album covers, they're really quite fabulous.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/09/06 at 10:34 pm
Quote from: Harmonica on February 08, 2006, 12:17:33 PM
Sure would be fun to see you get the hell beat out of you mentally or physically....
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/09/06 at 10:36 pm
Quote from: Harmonica on February 08, 2006, 12:17:33 PM
Sure would be fun to see you get the hell beat out of you mentally or physically....
um... how preachy.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/09/06 at 11:06 pm
um... how preachy.
out of context it'd make good song lyrics though.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 1:07 am
forum quotes? Is this just for repeating what someone has already posted/said? I don't get it. ??? again with the huh emoticon
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 02/10/06 at 1:14 am
forum quotes? Is this just for repeating what someone has already posted/said? I don't get it. ??? again with the huh emoticon
(Usually) Funny or out of character things that a member has said on the board.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 1:25 am
(Usually) Funny or out of character things that a member has said on the board.
right on, I wasn't sure what the deal was
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/10/06 at 3:06 am
Quote from: Harmonica on February 08, 2006, 12:17:33 PM
Sure would be fun to see you get the hell beat out of you mentally or physically....
Ahh nice to see a devoted Christian attitude. Harmonica ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/10/06 at 9:03 am
Ahh nice to see a devoted Christian attitude. Harmonica ;D ;D
Yeah. He was talking to a woman, too.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 12:27 pm
Shattered lightbulbs on the ay-nuss would be a good subject for a cannibal corpse song.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 02/10/06 at 1:45 pm
Quote from: Howard on April 06, 2005, 04:45:10 PM
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body
:o ::) :D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 3:24 pm
:o ::) :D ;D
Wow,those were the days. ;D :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 5:51 pm
Badfinger-fan on smoking orgasms...
Me: like when an old car stalls in a black and white movie?
Him: yeah just a puff of smoke, no faking it.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/10/06 at 8:24 pm
:o ::) :D ;D
Oh God NO!! not the frankfurter quote...that one will NEVER die!!! LOL! :o :D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/06 at 1:51 am
Oh God NO!! not the frankfurter quote...that one will NEVER die!!! LOL! :o :D ;D
I started to read something about that, and averted my eyes just in time before I read too much and caused myself severe mental anguish.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/11/06 at 7:05 am
Quote from: Howard on April 06, 2005, 04:45:10 PM
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body
This woman has issues.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/11/06 at 7:20 am
This woman has issues.
No,Robin has genital issues. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/11/06 at 10:11 am
I started to read something about that, and averted my eyes just in time before I read too much and caused myself severe mental anguish.
smart...I read the whole thing...my eyes! my eyes!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/11/06 at 12:52 pm
No,Robin has genital issues. ;D
Issues with male genitalia?
stares into the middle distance
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 1:29 pm
"What is that BlLEEP in the BLEEP garden, gawd BLEEP!!!
Our mild-mannered Philip takes no more sh-t.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/11/06 at 1:30 pm
Our mild-mannered Philip takes no more sh-t.
O0 ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/11/06 at 4:26 pm
I started to read something about that, and averted my eyes just in time before I read too much and caused myself severe mental anguish.
The frankfurter quote: another reason I embrace death.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/06 at 5:01 pm
I'd rather have a root canal than read some of these posts, my heavens! I think I'd feel better.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/11/06 at 10:31 pm
I said this in a message (isn't that still "forum"?):
I wish it were dead. then I would not have to remember tearing at a live bird.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/13/06 at 7:33 pm
Issues with male genitalia?
stares into the middle distance
Yes unfortunately She does,Babooshka. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/13/06 at 10:06 pm
It's at her house.I hope there's some left.stupid bitch must've ate it all with Ice Cream the other night.
Oh Howard....that's not a nice thing to say about your girlfriend!! :-\\
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 6:42 am
Oh Howard....that's not a nice thing to say about your girlfriend!! :-\\
I was just kidding. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/14/06 at 12:07 pm
I was just kidding. ;)
you goofball, you! ;) :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 5:04 pm
I still think you should've combed your hair
Howard, commenting on my photograph.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 5:50 pm
Howard, commenting on my photograph.
Me commenting on SFF's comment. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/14/06 at 6:27 pm
See, here it is straight from my log
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/15/06 at 4:38 pm
I started to read something about that, and averted my eyes just in time before I read too much and caused myself severe mental anguish.
Badfinger,why are you so fixated with the frankfurter quote? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 6:07 pm
Badfinger,why are you so fixated with the frankfurter quote? ;D
I can answer that...it's icky and not for sharing. Funny, but not for sharing.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 10:35 pm
Way to quote yourself, ya arrogant bastard ;D
at band practice tonight:
ME: Are you guys sure you don't want to do any Slayer?
BASS PLAYER: I dunno, i could never take them seriously.
ME: Dude, you're not supposed to take them seriously. You're supposed to worship them.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/15/06 at 10:42 pm
at band practice tonight:
ME: Are you guys sure you don't want to do any Slayer?
BASS PLAYER: I dunno, i could never take them seriously.
ME: Dude, you're not supposed to take them seriously. You're supposed to worship them.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d11/CameraObscuraa/Arrogant.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 10:45 pm
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d11/CameraObscuraa/Arrogant.jpg
is that the ceiling of the d.c. metro? i designed that, you know.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/15/06 at 10:48 pm
Badfinger,why are you so fixated with the frankfurter quote? ;D
Why do you think they're nicknamed private parts?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/16/06 at 6:24 am
Why do you think they're nicknamed private parts?
Exactly.It was meant to be private. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/16/06 at 9:54 pm
I feel the only way to solve this is via video footage.
Andy, on whether men or women pee louder.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 10:33 pm
Exactly.It was meant to be private. ;)
yeah, glad we see eye to eye on that one Howard :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 8:04 am
I thought I was quite thorough in my explaination..... :)(strangest thing you've eaten..)
Quote from: KKay on February 13, 2006, 12:47:27 PM
I ate ants by accident too...but I was a stupid kid.
iwas going to do a cartwheel and I didni't want to choke on my gum so I stuck it on a tree.
I got it after it was covered with ants, but I didnt look at it.
it was bitter and gross.
Howard:
Was it covered in chocolate?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/17/06 at 10:00 am
I know this is from a couple of days ago but I just read it.
fortunately, i'm pure as the driven snow. i've never had an untoward thought.
Yeah, right!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 10:04 am
I know this is from a couple of days ago but I just read it.
Yeah, right!!
i don't understand. what are you getting at? *blink blink*
yeah, i was wondering if i was actually gonna get away with that one.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:32 pm
I thought I was quite thorough in my explaination..... :)(strangest thing you've eaten..)
Quote from: KKay on February 13, 2006, 12:47:27 PM
I ate ants by accident too...but I was a stupid kid.
iwas going to do a cartwheel and I didni't want to choke on my gum so I stuck it on a tree.
I got it after it was covered with ants, but I didnt look at it.
it was bitter and gross.
Howard:
Was it covered in chocolate?
You didn't have to quote that? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 3:38 pm
You didn't have to quote that? ;D
Howard- it made me laugh so hard! sorry, but I had to do it. you cracked me up. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:55 pm
Howard- it made me laugh so hard! sorry, but I had to do it. you cracked me up. ;D
Just about everything on here cracks you up.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 6:55 pm
Just about everything on here cracks you up.
true, that.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 10:00 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 11:48 pm
I might wanna wail on some of those pandas later.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/18/06 at 1:39 pm
Exactly.It was meant to be private. ;)
..but..but..but Howie you keep sharing your most intimate thoughts and desires with everyone on here, not to mention the unmentionables?? ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/18/06 at 1:55 pm
Yes unfortunately She does,Babooshka. ::)
I meant to say earlier you're a pretty decent chap to wait around for her Howard. Lots of guys wouldn't, so respect to you.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/19/06 at 7:49 am
..but..but..but Howie you keep sharing your most intimate thoughts and desires with everyone on here, not to mention the unmentionables?? ;D ;D
I don't mind at all sharing my thoughts and desires on here. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/25/06 at 3:36 am
Once you go black you never go back.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/25/06 at 3:37 am
I like my women like I like my wine.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/25/06 at 9:51 am
:o Oh no, you quoted my accidental lesbian post..! It--it was like 4:00am, I wasn't thinking straight! Heh...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/25/06 at 8:18 pm
Robin's afraid of using the tongue cause she thinks she'll act like a dog or a cat. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/27/06 at 9:14 am
That's exactly why you DO use tongue. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/27/06 at 9:45 am
No, no...you see, he kisses her on the strikes, and she kisses him on the balls.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/27/06 at 4:09 pm
Definitely Quote of The Day.O0
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/27/06 at 8:48 pm
Beth, when a man takes porn, there's no such thing as a mistake in taking it.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/27/06 at 8:51 pm
It's true, you know.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/28/06 at 2:21 pm
I have evolved beyond stupidity.
instant gratification takes too long.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/28/06 at 2:26 pm
They kinda cancel each other out; so everyone just assume that I said nothing at all today.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/28/06 at 3:40 pm
gmann: Now I'll forever associate the Carebears with Jenny McCarthy
I was just browsing around reading and that line made me laugh. And now I"LL associate the Carebears with Jenny McCarthy!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/28/06 at 4:00 pm
He'll be all like "HALLEUJAH! A brotha had some sex! Ha! HALLEUJAH! A brotah had some SEEEEEEEEX!!!"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/28/06 at 4:34 pm
Is this quote referring to me? ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/28/06 at 4:35 pm
A bro tah had some seeks? Is this that Esperanto I've heard so much about?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/28/06 at 4:41 pm
Or even collecting it.O0
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/01/06 at 11:39 pm
Quote from: whis
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/07/06 at 4:33 pm
When discussing a one word name for marriage/civil unions
They do have one universal name. "Miserable". ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/07/06 at 4:38 pm
Is this quote referring to me or someone else? ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/08/06 at 8:19 am
do PMs count as forum or non-forum quotes? Regardless, my line of the day.
"He's ugly, but man can he take a lot of heroin."
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/08/06 at 5:50 pm
"Mmm. I can almost taste the dead fetus."
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/08/06 at 6:03 pm
Until the second trimester, when it suddenly puts on a top hat and picks up a cane and starts singing "Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/14/06 at 10:02 am
When Claude Prez first approached me about being in a gay cowboy movie he was directing, I was incredulous. "Gay cowboy movie?" I asked. "You mean like Oklahoma!"?
"No, no," he reassured me. "Not that gay."
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 3:29 pm
About me...
"I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground."
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 3:57 pm
do PMs count as forum or non-forum quotes? Regardless, my line of the day.
"He's ugly, but man can he take a lot of heroin."
;D
Who WAS that about?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/15/06 at 5:15 pm
Who WAS that about?
Donnie Darko.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/16/06 at 5:05 pm
Well, I am a pretty fly pimp, you can't deny!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/17/06 at 6:11 pm
Down with penises!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/19/06 at 12:40 pm
Women want to have their cake and eat it too.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/20/06 at 8:38 am
;D
Who WAS that about?
;D
Who WAS that about?
I don't know...No!!!! It was you, Sr. Roche. When you had Dave as your avatar!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/20/06 at 8:45 am
I don't know...No!!!! It was you, Sr. Roche. When you had Dave as your avatar!!!!!!
Yes.. that would in fact make everything connect. It all makes sense now. You have earned your rewards for tonight young padawan.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/20/06 at 3:55 pm
owkring
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/20/06 at 3:56 pm
No, not bad. Yes, it's too bad.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/20/06 at 5:22 pm
That's a good quote. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 3:41 pm
I laughed hard....
Quote from: crazymom on Today at 08:37:05 AM
Men who think I'm an idiot when it comes to sports, cars, tools, etc. just because I'm a woman.
The artist formerly known as La Roche:
Quiet, men are speaking.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 5:20 pm
Quote from: KKay on March 20, 2006, 02:41:22 PM
No, not bad. Yes, it's too bad.
What was I thinking?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 5:21 pm
That's not a forum quote. ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 6:18 pm
That's not a forum quote. ???
i consider PMs on this forum to be forum quotes.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/22/06 at 12:08 pm
i consider PMs on this forum to be forum quotes.
So do I...non-forum woul d generally be spoken, not typed.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/22/06 at 12:17 pm
So do I...non-forum woul d generally be spoken, not typed.
What if the quote were sliced in to a hookers back with a nail?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/22/06 at 12:20 pm
What if the quote were sliced in to a hookers back with a nail?
then it goes into the hooker's sliced back thread.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/22/06 at 12:30 pm
then it goes into the hooker's sliced back thread.
Let me find my dictionary
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/22/06 at 2:19 pm
then it goes into the hooker's sliced back thread.
Hooker's sliced back quote of the day:
BUY MILK
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/22/06 at 2:27 pm
So do I...non-forum woul d generally be spoken, not typed.
Or typed on MSN
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/22/06 at 10:49 pm
The sperm layout was pimp.
:)
I'm thinking a little context would be good right about now :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/29/06 at 5:26 pm
Well buss a cap.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/05/06 at 10:55 pm
It's ok!
Back when I was fat and unhealthey eating three gallons of ice cream a day (slight exaggeration), I had diahrrea year-round!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/05/06 at 11:01 pm
^ You, sir, have just given me my first forum quote of the day!
I APPLAUD YOU!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/08/06 at 1:49 pm
I'd probably give Bill a blowjob. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/08/06 at 6:55 pm
Once a Non-forum quote is posted, it becomes forum.
and I liked the line so much that it deserves to be my Forum Quote of the Day.
General Penguin Related Stuff / Playful Penguin Place / Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day on: April 07, 2006, 08:48:09 PM
"i don't have a violent bone in my body.
"okay, i do, however, have a violent bone ON my body."
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/09/06 at 4:53 pm
During the Nixon debacle they got rid of the VP first. That should happen here. First the d*ck, then the d*ckless. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/13/06 at 7:22 pm
Tom Cruise is no pickle licking ass pirate! :o
Jacks
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/14/06 at 2:53 pm
Here is my forum quote of the day:
Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/14/06 at 6:19 pm
Here is my forum quote of the day:
Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 04/20/06 at 3:27 pm
[quote author=
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/20/06 at 9:47 pm
Trust me, I deal with AOL users on a daily basis. Most of them tend to give the term "redneck trailer trash" look like Rhodes Schollars.
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/09/06 at 9:21 am
Shake the booty!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 06/01/06 at 1:54 pm
Bobby eats the Tubway General's Meat! in the Midknightdarkness
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/05/06 at 6:51 pm
Quote from:
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/05/06 at 7:22 pm
Quote from:
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/06/06 at 12:21 pm
Quote from: Rice_Cube on July 05, 2006, 11:05:31 PM
Woah! Check out my unit!
Umbrella Weather:
It's a nice one.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/06/06 at 12:26 pm
Some else (I forget who): Yeah, most of my teachers were middle aged
Myself in Flashchat (Referring to the vintage of my old high school teachers): Some of my teacher's should've been wrapped up and buried in pyramids :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/07/06 at 12:53 pm
Donnie Darko (to Howard): How deep is your love?
Donnie Darko: Deeper than the ocean?
Trimac20: Deeper than Barry White's voice played at 4 R.P.M.? :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/07/06 at 2:50 pm
Donnie Darko (to Howard): How deep is your love?
Donnie Darko: Deeper than the ocean?
Trimac20: Deeper than Barry White's voice played at 4 R.P.M.? :D
That was funny.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 07/08/06 at 6:35 am
That was funny.
Thanks :). I'm glad someone appreciates my humour..
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/23/06 at 2:30 pm
"It's like I'm the horse and her little bundle of nerves is the carrot."
that would be our man howard.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 07/23/06 at 2:31 pm
"It's like I'm the horse and her little bundle of nerves is the carrot."
that would be our man howard.
If that's how he's thinking about it, he's going to bite it clean off!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 2:33 pm
"It's like I'm the horse and her little bundle of nerves is the carrot."
that would be our man howard.
You didn't have to quote that. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 2:34 pm
If that's how he's thinking about it, he's going to bite it clean off!!
Not with the way I'm moving now ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/23/06 at 2:41 pm
You didn't have to quote that. ::)
and totally out of context too!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 3:38 pm
and totally out of context too!
Why? ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/23/06 at 3:43 pm
Why? ???
cuz.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 3:49 pm
cuz.
Cause Why?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 07/23/06 at 5:23 pm
"It's like I'm the horse and her little bundle of nerves is the carrot."
that would be our man howard.
He might be your man, but I wash my hands of him.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/24/06 at 5:04 pm
He might be your man, but I wash my hands of him.
Why?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 07/24/06 at 5:06 pm
Why?
I image he thinks the same way of me too.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 07/24/06 at 5:07 pm
I image he thinks the same way of me too.
Oh that's why?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 07/27/06 at 4:05 pm
Why?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/27/06 at 4:07 pm
Why?
Because we like you. ;)
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 09/03/06 at 6:02 pm
The amount of times I visit the toilet, I should have a copy of Lord of the Rings there.
Philip.. with a gem.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/21/06 at 1:24 am
From the Killer Queen thread.
[quote author=R
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/22/06 at 10:36 pm
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,23092.msg1061418.html#msg1061418
I liked this bit:
You shouldn't view yourself as short if you're only 2 inches below the average.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/22/06 at 10:38 pm
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,23092.msg1061418.html#msg1061418
I liked this bit:
Like I said....thank God we were talking about height.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:28 pm
Quote from: Quirk on Today at 10:12:00 PM
oooh..I know all about pens that are left hand friendly!
Quote from Meat
... Heh...
*Cough*
At first I misread pens as "penis".
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/28/06 at 10:36 pm
Quote from: Quirk on Today at 10:12:00 PM
oooh..I know all about pens that are left hand friendly!
Quote from Meat
... Heh...
*Cough*
At first I misread pens as "penis".
;D ;D ;D
When I saw that you posted in this thread, I was sure you quoted that. :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Marty McFly on 09/28/06 at 10:39 pm
At first I misread pens as "penis".
;D ;D ;D
So, I'm not the only one who's thought that before. ;D
Maybe the pluralization of a writing tool should have an apostraphe ("pen's")?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/28/06 at 10:42 pm
When I saw that you posted in this thread, I was sure you quoted that. :P
it was too good NOT to post it here! LOL! :D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/29/06 at 3:42 pm
Quote from: Quirk on Today at 10:12:00 PM
oooh..I know all about pens that are left hand friendly!
Quote from Meat
... Heh...
*Cough*
At first I misread pens as "penis".
;D ;D ;D
Now how could you have misread that? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/29/06 at 8:09 pm
So, I'm not the only one who's thought that before. ;D
Maybe the pluralization of a writing tool should have an apostraphe ("pen's")?
Then it would be possessive.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/06 at 9:12 pm
Now how could you have misread that? ;D
sometimes when you glance quickly it can look like another word.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/06 at 9:32 pm
sometimes when you glance quickly it can look like another word.
It's true! That's happened to me once! I misread pens as penis :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/06 at 9:34 pm
It's true! That's happened to me once! I misread pens as penis :P
I've done that many times before.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/29/06 at 9:37 pm
I've done that many times before.
Me, too...
Beth does it almost everyday on MSN :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/29/06 at 9:37 pm
Me, too...
Beth does it almost everyday on MSN :P
hahahaa..it's an honest mistake!! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/29/06 at 11:58 pm
Me, too...
Beth does it almost everyday on MSN :P
It's called wishful thinking.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/30/06 at 3:39 pm
I hate all you sons of bitches.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/13/06 at 1:29 pm
Donald Duck just can't keep his pants on.
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/14/06 at 1:21 pm
I've done that many times before.
We had a student teacher with bad handwriting.. well, not bad, but her spacing of words was awful.. and she was writing about pens.. she was making a chart comparing them (something for Child Psychology, how they understand a pen and a pencil, but a lead pencil could confuse a child).. she wrote "Pen is blue, Pencil is yellow", "Pen is red, pencil is yellow.".. and it was always 'penis' every time.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/14/06 at 1:51 pm
We had a student teacher with bad handwriting.. well, not bad, but her spacing of words was awful.. and she was writing about pens.. she was making a chart comparing them (something for Child Psychology, how they understand a pen and a pencil, but a lead pencil could confuse a child).. she wrote "Pen is blue, Pencil is yellow", "Pen is red, pencil is yellow.".. and it was always 'penis' every time.
Heh... Penis blue, pencil yellow sounds like a gay porn book written by Dr. Suess.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/14/06 at 2:51 pm
Penis blue, pencil yellow sounds like a gay porn book written by Dr. Suess.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/06 at 5:57 pm
"Life is like a box of blowjobs."
"You never know which one you're going to suck" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 5:58 pm
Good quote
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/06 at 10:22 pm
Quote from: Meat! on Today at 10:00:06 PM
Whenever I think of somebody slitting wrists, I think of them like... playing violin on their wrists.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/10/06 at 11:46 pm
Quote from: Meat! on Today at 10:00:06 PM
Whenever I think of somebody slitting wrists, I think of them like... playing violin on their wrists.
When word spread at school that I cut my forearms intentionally with folded papyrus (I was bored), everyone thought it was hilarious to yell at me across the room and gesture as if to play a fiddle across their wrists.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/13/06 at 10:06 pm
^ Supposedly remembers the date of everything that's happened to him since he was just a fetus.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 12/01/06 at 8:29 am
"I've been kissing my girlfriend's ass to get her back into my life again. ::)"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/01/06 at 8:51 am
"I get most of my PMS from either Djork, Shiprunner, or random people whenever something comes up on the boards."
(I know I know- it was Personal Messages not PMS)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/01/06 at 3:26 pm
"I've been kissing my girlfriend's ass to get her back into my life again. ::)"
You didn't have to quote that? ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 12/07/06 at 10:51 pm
"Please run over her with a pick up truck. Then you should come back as an otter."
-- meat!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/07/06 at 10:53 pm
"Please run over her with a pick up truck. Then you should come back as an otter."
-- meat!
Har. You have one more karma than me. Preeeetty close.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 12/07/06 at 10:53 pm
Har. You have one more karma than me. Preeeetty close.
we're tied now. cuz i'm cool like that.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/07/06 at 10:54 pm
we're tied now. cuz i'm cool like that.
>:-{ Don't make you win again.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/14/06 at 2:52 am
quote from nicki_morrissey December 13, 2006, 04:30:46 PM
"I've kissed more girls than Howard".
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/14/06 at 3:33 am
quote from nicki_morrissey December 13, 2006, 04:30:46 PM
"I've kissed more girls than Howard".
Has Howard replied yet?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/14/06 at 3:37 pm
Has Howard replied yet?
Yes I have
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/14/06 at 7:58 pm
I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a slow beaver and have me arrested for murder!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/27/06 at 8:35 pm
I was reading back through some old threads...and I came across Alex (Dude) "coming out" thread (the one where he admits that he is turned on by amazon type women)...and this quote by Beth (SM) nearly made me fall off of my chair. Beth, you have SUCH a way with cute/funny names for body parts! ;)
Re: Coming out
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/27/06 at 8:36 pm
I was reading back through some old threads...and I came across Alex (Dude) "coming out" thread (the one where he admits that he is turned on by amazon type women)...and this quote by Beth (SM) nearly made me fall off of my chair. Beth, you have SUCH a way with cute/funny names for body parts! ;)
Re: Coming out
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/27/06 at 8:37 pm
I was thinking about this thread yesterday... And I don't think it was amazon women... just tall ones.
he said that he had a fetish for amazon-like women.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/27/06 at 8:37 pm
he said that he had a fetish for amazon-like women.
Hmm... I dun remember that! Oh well.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/27/06 at 8:43 pm
Hmm... I dun remember that! Oh well.
read the thread...I just bumped it, yo. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/24/07 at 11:29 pm
Quote from: Howard on Today at 03:03:49 PM
I don't want to climb in,You climb in first.
Quote from: Davey Thrashmister
Howard.. there is no possible way that anybody, using any form of persuasion conceivable.. could convince me to climb in to a burlap sack..with you.
I can quite honestly say, that I'd rather loofah my own sphincter with a hobo's beard.
;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/17/07 at 8:21 pm
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/freak6.gif
..HAHAHA!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/17/07 at 8:53 pm
..HAHAHA!
wow..where did that smiley come from? ;D :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 11/18/07 at 7:52 pm
he said that he had a fetish for amazon-like women.
ahhhh! I remember that one!
good memory.
wow..where did that smiley come from? ;D :D
I love that guy. he's on like the 5th page of the smileys. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/freak6.gif
what a demented little face
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/18/07 at 9:42 pm
ahhhh! I remember that one!
good memory.I love that guy. he's on like the 5th page of the smileys. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/freak6.gif
what a demented little face
haahahahah :D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/19/07 at 12:46 am
Pip! Pip!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/19/07 at 12:58 am
BWHAHAHAHAHAHhhdsakugdsalev2bkne;ss
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/19/07 at 12:59 am
BWHAHAHAHAHAHhhdsakugdsalev2bkne;ss
Thank you for finding humor in my interjections.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/19/07 at 1:03 pm
..HAHAHA!
Thanks for finding & bumping this thread up. Every time I find a quote of the day, I can never find this thread. Karma to you.
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/19/07 at 1:06 pm
Dear Santa,
Can I borrow Mrs. Claus for the evening? The way you are always so jolly, she must be amazing in bed :D
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/19/07 at 9:01 pm
Thanks for finding & bumping this thread up. Every time I find a quote of the day, I can never find this thread. Karma to you.
Cat
Thanks! It took me so long to find it. It was wayyyy back there.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/20/07 at 11:11 pm
In my, "Do you think you know me?" thread....
referring to the ugly ceramic masks that I used to collect:
Quote from: Howard on November 20, 2007, 03:13:54 PM
Oh Good God!
Midknightdarkness:
Don't act like you wouldn't tap those. ;D :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/27/09 at 5:05 pm
how on earth did you manage to turn this conversation dirty?
you are a freaking genius
Hey I have sex on the brain,What else is new Snoz? ;D
well I know that... and god help us all when it finally happens for you ;D but still... I have an exceptionally dirty mind myself but never saw that twist coming.
I hope that day comes soon,I'm still waiting.
and I repeat...God help us all when you no longer have to wait ;)
I hope so too,I have another 5 years. :\'(
Before it falls off?
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/03/09 at 12:52 pm
Is Ricky Hatton to old to box now?
Have you ever heard of a guy named George Foreman? That should answer the Hatton question.
Hatton should start selling cooking grills?
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/06/09 at 11:28 am
I know this was said in sincerity but it just struck me as funny.
I think the replies to my post shows we need a sarcastic smiley
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/04/09 at 1:00 pm
I seem to be the only one who posts in this thread but who cares. This, I think is funny.
Didn't Shakespeare drop the C-Bomb?
Yeah, but you ain't him, now get your nasty ass over to detention hall!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/smash.gif
I hate when you make me give you karma ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/11/10 at 3:48 pm
Another one of Howard's great responses. This one made my stomach hurt from laughing so hard.
http://totallyfail.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mc-donalds-sign-fail.jpg
only a dollar to have a sausage in your butt? ::) I'll give them 100. :P
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Frank on 09/12/10 at 9:32 am
Another one of Howard's great responses. This one made my stomach hurt from laughing so hard.
Cat
I wonder if Howard knew what he ws saying there.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/12/10 at 12:08 pm
I wonder if Howard knew what he ws saying there.
You never know with him.
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:38 pm
I wonder if Howard knew what he ws saying there.
It was just a McDonalds joke.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 1:41 pm
It was just a McDonalds joke.
So it is not the normal practice in McDonald's?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:47 pm
So it is not the normal practice in McDonald's?
unless you want sausage in your butt. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/17/10 at 8:01 am
FOO BAR, DUDE, TAKE YOUR RITALIN!
:D
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/28/11 at 5:14 pm
Another classic quote from Howard.
I'm going to be 37 next week and I still feel as young as I used to be,only slightly older.
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/01/11 at 2:53 pm
Another classic quote from Howard.
I'm going to be 37 next week and I still feel as young as I used to be,only slightly older.
Cat
Howard, just wait till old age creeps in!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/11 at 7:41 pm
Cat
Howard, just wait till old age creeps in!
Yep can't wait till that day comes.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/17/11 at 11:25 am
Another Howard original.
Rebecca Black was a nobody before she even came along.
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/22/12 at 10:41 am
Bumping the thread because once again, Howard had a good one. Maybe we should rename this thread: "Howard's Quotes of the Day."
I want to come back as a Pathmark cart.
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/22/12 at 8:07 pm
Bumping the thread because once again, Howard had a good one. Maybe we should rename this thread: "Howard's Quotes of the Day."
Cat
Thanks. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/04/15 at 7:48 pm
From: Don't you hate it when...
Howard, do you wear a work jacket or cap to indicate you ate a member of staff at Pathmark?
Philip, I know what you meant to say here as well but I must confess, this made me laugh.
Ooh I overlooked it. Too funny!!!
Thanks for highlighting it ;D
Hilarities from auto-texting, this is giving me the giggles too.
It helps to keep the working population down with opportunities for new working staff.