::)



Now,that's weird ;D :o

Now,that's weird ;D :o

do you have a Woody?   ;D

do you have a Woody?   ;D


no I don't last time I checked.doesn't excite me. :P

WEATHER BULLETIN

The National Weather Service has just issued a SEVERE FLATULENCE WARNING until 5:15 pm for the following counties in Missouri: Platte, Clay, and Jackson. This warning includes the entire Kansas City metropolitan area. At 4:30 pm Doppler radar indicated a massive brown cloud over Zarda's BBQ in Blue Springs, MO. People in the affected areas should take shelter immediately and take measures to cover their nasal passages. Stay tuned to KCUF Channel 69 for further updates...

WEATHER BULLETIN

The National Weather Service has just issued a SEVERE FLATULENCE WARNING until 5:15 pm for the following counties in Missouri: Platte, Clay, and Jackson. This warning includes the entire Kansas City metropolitan area. At 4:30 pm Doppler Radar indicated a massive brown cloud over Zarda's BBQ in Blue Springs, Mo. People in the affected areas should take shelter immediately and take measures to cover their nasal passages. Stay tuned to KCUF Channel 69 for further updates.


didn't I just read this in another thread? My eyes are still rolling... See you in OZ  :D

didn't I just read this in another thread? My eyes are still rolling... See you in OZ  :D
Was it? I must've missed it.

:D  :D :D Whee!!!

She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body ::)

the now famous "frankfurter" line still exists and the thread is still open  ;D

the now famous "frankfurter" line still exists and the thread is still open  ;D





OMG!!!! Did you have fun searching for that, Jim? How long did it take to find it?


Erin :)

OMG!!!! Did you have fun searching for that, Jim? How long did it take to find it?


Erin :)

I took Odyssey's advice and searched frankfurter and there were only a few hits  :D

I took Odyssey's advice and searched frankfurter and there were only a few hits  :D



you should post it in the "funniest thing a person posted" thread now....so everyone can enjoy the humor! LOL!


Erin :)

There is no sense in this. ::)

Randomly random. Blah. >:(

Now what did the tea leafs tell you?  ???

tell me what?

Another year over and what have I done?
All my aspirations have shrivelled in the sun
I'm crippled by guilt, blinded by science
I've been waiting for tomorrow all of my life.

"I've been waiting for tomorrow (all of my life)" - The The

I still laugh at what she said about my privates. ;D

Does anybody know where the toilets are?

Does anybody know where the toilets are?


Drury lane, right next to the muffin man's house?

I need a toilet.

It's just down Dire Need Lane. ;D

#1 OR #2?

DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE TO RUN! RUNNING IS FUN!

DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE TO RUN! RUNNING IS FUN!



How fun?

#1 OR #2?


You should know!

Rain, Rain, go away
Come again another day
Cuz Erin really wants to play! LOL!



Erin :)

Do fries go with that shake?

Do fries go with that shake?
food for thought

http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/The_Unicorns.jpg

Show this picture to your misbehaiving children.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/DanielWillEatYou.jpg

I'm sweating perfusely. :P

I've run out of toilet paper. :o

Why did the chicken cross the road?  :o

I want my tea!

Why do we put salt and tomato sauce on our chips?  :o

Why do we put salt and tomato sauce on our chips?  :o
...and vinegar?

I'm sweating perfusely. :P


'Profusely' Howard.  ;)

why are there so many senseless topics?




Erin :)

Why can't I score with my girlfriend? :(

why is acceptable to use a toothpick in public but not dental floss :o

why is acceptable to use a toothpick in public but not dental floss :o



a toothpick is more appropriate.

a toothpick is more appropriate.


They both should be used discreetly IMHO.

nobody in the restaurant needs to see your food gunk :P

nobody in the restaurant needs to see your food gunk :P
lol this i can verify being a waitress lol

why do people blow their noses in restaurants?



Erin  :-\\

why do people blow their noses in restaurants?



Erin :-\\
i haven't a clue but it's gross lol

i haven't a clue but it's gross lol



yes it is....I used to waitress and I remember someone blowing their nose in a cloth napkin and put it on their plate...EW!




Erin :)

yes it is....I used to waitress and I remember someone blowing their nose in a cloth napkin and put it on their plate...EW!




Erin :)
ewwwwwww is right and i once went to pick up a paper napkin and put my finger right in some snot or some snot like substance ew ew ew i've never picked up a crumpled napkin without another napkin since ok now i have gagged myself here lol

ew...that is sooo gross!! Listen to this....I once waited tables in this restaurant/lounge...and I was the closing waitress. They were having a band playing music that night...and there were a LOT of drunks that night...well anyways....it was the end of the night and I was cleaning up...and there on the floor by a big table was a huge pile of PUKE!!!! It was SO nasty! I totally refused to clean it up, so the manager had to do it!



Erin :)

lmao ok but i hate to say it but unfortunatley i can top that ok when i worked at eppie's there was a patio where ppl could eat and smoke well a reg customer says "gail come here i want to show u something" so i go out there and there on the chair is POOP! i said "THAT'S POOP!" :o  the resturant was a nice place but this was like outside type thing ew i'll never forget that :-\\

ok....this is the nastiest thing EVER....my sister worked at the hole in the wall, hick restaurant...and there was this regular old guy who used to come in and go into the men's room and well, let's say.....spanked his "monkey" all over the walls!!!! NOW.....I would NEVER clean that up!! They would have to fire me before I would clean that nasty crap up!!!!


Erin

:oyou win lmfao ;D

oh btw that spanking the monkey thing reminds me of this game
http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/
or should this be another topic? :-\\

ok....this is the nastiest thing EVER....my sister worked at the hole in the wall, hick restaurant...and there was this regular old guy who used to come in and go into the men's room and well, let's say.....spanked his "monkey" all over the walls!!!! NOW.....I would NEVER clean that up!! They would have to fire me before I would clean that nasty crap up!!!!


Erin




*cue the stereotypical flashback*

...Ah. You mean "Olde Jack".....I remember that night. It was utterly horrifying  :o


BTW..."Jack"...definitely not his real name... :D



~Beth

my mom says im a tom boy cause i like star wars
thats wierd (senseless?)!!!! >:( :)

i got a thopson twind cd from england thats wierd tooLOL!!!! :)

my mom says im a tom boy cause i like star wars
thats wierd (senseless?)!!!! >:( :)

i got a thopson twind cd from england thats wierd tooLOL!!!! :)



Dude, I eff-ing LOVE Star Wars!!!! I liked the original trilogy MUCH better than the new movies, though. However, those ones are great, as well!



The only Thompson Twins song that I really really like is "Hold Me Now".



~Beth :)

why do people blow their noses in restaurants?



Erin  :-\\
Better than looking at a big snotball dangling from their nose while you're eating.  :P

I will pass on that?

Dude, I eff-ing LOVE Star Wars!!!! I liked the original trilogy MUCH better than the new movies, though. However, those ones are great, as well!



The only Thompson Twins song that I really really like is "Hold Me Now".



~Beth :)


i love star wars to!!! :) Do you know who red five was? he reminds me of that guy who played arthur?  do you know who i mean?? probably not

I saw revenge of the sith!!  oh gosh that was SOOOOO scary!!!LOL!!  :o have you seen it??

How many times do people go up for plates at buffets?

How many times do people go up for plates at buffets?
Plenty

Plenty


Twenty

I go 3 or 4 times and that's incuded in the dessert bar at Sizzler

I go 3 or 4 times and that's incuded in the dessert bar at Sizzler


3.4?! How do you go 3.4 times?!  ???

3.4?! How do you go 3.4 times?!  ???


I meant 3-4 times.I'm still hungry after my 3rd plate. :P

I would prefer to go 3.4 times actually, coz that way you don't starve, but you don't get too full. 3.4 times is just right  :)

I would prefer to go 3.4 times actually, coz that way you don't starve, but you don't get too full. 3.4 times is just right  :)


The dessert bar?

The dessert bar?


No, deserts are too hot. The jungle perhaps would be more suitable  :)

No, deserts are too hot. The jungle perhaps would be more suitable  :)


Why the jungle? ;D

I do better not to eat at a Buffet, I seem to always eat less at a buffet

I do better not to eat at a Buffet, I seem to always eat less at a buffet



Why?

Why the jungle? ;D


Because the jungle is where all the action is. It would be cool. Tarzan could be the waiter, Rambo could be the head chef and that talking ape out of George Of The Jungle could provide the singing for a perfect beautiful romantic candlelit dinner for you and your 'she-jane'  :)

Because the jungle is where all the action is. It would be cool. Tarzan could be the waiter, Rambo could be the head chef and that talking ape out of George Of The Jungle could provide the singing for a perfect beautiful romantic candlelit dinner for you and your 'she-jane'  :)



The jungle is always hot and wet ;)

The jungle is always hot and wet ;)



And steamy, but then again so is a giant pan... I don't know. Forward then left is always my preferred turn-off when i'm walking home

And steamy, but then again so is a giant pan... I don't know. Forward then left is always my preferred turn-off when i'm walking home


What do you prefer?

What do you prefer?


In what?  ???

Why?

it always works out cheaper just to order what I want unless the Buffet is Las Vegas cheap

In what?  ???


which way you walk home.

which way you walk home.


the quickest way possible as there are some rabid ferrets, large gangs of drunken youths and meteor showers to avoid the other way

the quickest way possible as there are some rabid ferrets, large gangs of drunken youths and meteor showers to avoid the other way

have you smelt a ferret?
they really stink, my sister had one

have you smelt a ferret?
they really stink, my sister had one


Ferrets do indeed smell. My mam's cousin has a whole whord of the little buggers.. they bite your fingers as well...

Ferrets do indeed smell. My mam's cousin has a whole whord of the little buggers.. they bite your fingers as well...


Are ferrets cute?

Are ferrets cute?


no. They are the spawn of the devil. red eyes, long, thin bodies, foul smell, little twitchy noses, they're evil...

Are ferrets cute?

as cute as a polecat or a weasle

no. They are the spawn of the devil. red eyes, long, thin bodies, foul smell, little twitchy noses, they're evil...



I'll take your word for it.

Do gay monkeys put bananas in their pants?

What is the Union of the Snake?

The Sex Talk is usually referred to as The Birds and the B ees, but do Birds and Bees actually screw?

The Sex Talk is usually referred to as The Birds and the B ees, but do Birds and Bees actually screw?


Probably not each other  ;D

have you heard that song by The Bird And The Bee?  something "Boyfriend"....it's great  ;D

And now this Important Announcement from Diofan...

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY!!!!

Now back to your regularly scheduled Forum already in Progress....

I wonder if women ever get their question marks or exclamation points instead of their periods? ;D

The Sex Talk is usually referred to as The Birds and the B ees, but do Birds and Bees actually screw?


If you combined a bird and a bee,What would you get? ???

Hey Foobarshy!


If you combined a bird and a bee,What would you get? ???


Too much information.

(One awkwardly-long conversation later)


Hey Howard! Did you ask Foobarshy for the birdseed and the honey? I got the apples from Sweet Apple Acres and I found a nice piece of plywood to use when we make our supersupersuper00zader cupcakes...


Howard?

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/135/7/9/too_much_information_by_sintakhra-d4zuxge.png

Oopsie.

What am I doing here?

What am I doing here?


I have no idea.

I have no idea.


you too huh?

you too huh?


I already know what I'm doing here.

I already know what I'm doing here.


and you're sure about this?

and you're sure about this?


not quite.

I see

I see




I seesaw

I see


Icy?

I C U.

I C U.


I C Q

I C U.
I C U 2

I see




said by the blind man to the deaf woman who picked up his hammer and saw

I don't see very well.  :\'( :\'( :\'(



Cat

I C Q


I C Q 2 cause she's on the board.  :D

I don't see very well.  :\'( :\'( :\'(



Cat


If I knew who very well was I'd help you look for him.

You Can't See Me.

You Can't See Me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-sOgSgRG8

You Can't See Me.


blinded by his sight

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?”
~Alice in Wonderland

I undersit

Good Morning.

good mourning

and a good afternoon to you.

Um, Howard,  oh never mind

Um, Howard,  oh never mind


never mind indeed.

never mind indeed.


and that was your good one for the day

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.



Cat

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.



Cat


don't forget the pepper.

don't forget the pepper.



Pepper, with tequila?  8-P



Cat

Pepper, with tequila?  8-P



Cat


no, on the side.

left  right?

up? down?

I don't know where you want it, I'm asking you Howard

I don't know where you want it, I'm asking you Howard


I'm telling you!

You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up ..
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up ..

You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up ..
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up ..


Is that a song?

Is that a song?

Yes. The song is called "Coconut".

You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up ..
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up ..



I LOVE Harry Nilsson.

I love The Puppy Song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBRn19en9M



Cat

I love puppies.

I love puppies.
http://cache.thisorth.at/00000/00011/181.460x325.jpg

http://cache.thisorth.at/00000/00011/181.460x325.jpg


Hate the Hoff!

Hate the Hoff!

I hope that dog on his chest takes a crap on David's..umm....you know.

Hate the Hoff!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/hasselhoffli0.gif

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o283/Nerdprincess1980/Funny/hasselhoffli0.gif


too much Hoff.

senseless topic not sickness topic        okay here lets see what I can get you

Hey -yo hey-ey-ey-ey-yo
Midnight come and me crya oh moan
Hey, me say hey,me say hey, me say hey
Me say hay,me say hay- ay -ay- yo
Midnight come and me crya oh moan

No not ripe so I sit ona bun
Grilled right done but he fella in loam
Lack banana and now moarnina come
Grilled right done now he fella with knome

Um, miss er really Ann, bury the bananas
Midnight gone and me crya oh moan
Um, miss er really Ann, bury the bananas
Midnight gone and me crya oh moan

Ahh six leg, seven leg, eight leg hunch
Midnight gone and me crya oh moan
Six leg, seven leg, eight leg hunch
Midnight gone and me crya oh moan

Wai,me say wa -ai ai ait- o
Daylight come and me crya oh moan
Wai,me say wai, me say wai,me say wai..............................................
Daylight come and me crya oh moan

A Scaleyful bunch a type venama
Daylight come and me crya oh moan
Hide me Ophidiophobia
Daylight come and me crya oh moan

Long six foot, seven foot, eight foot toungue
Daylight come and me and me crya oh moan
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot tounque
Daylight come and me crya oh moan

Wai,me say wa -ai ai ait- o
Twilight come and me crya oh moan
Wai,me say wai, me say wai,me say wai..............................................
Twilight come and me crya oh moan

Come, mister rally man, party with Bonanza
Midnight come and me crya oh moan
Come, mister rally man, party with Bonanza
Midnight come and me crya oh moan

Wai,me say wa -ai ai ait- o
Midnight come and me crya oh moan
Wai,me say wai, me say wai,me say wai..............................................
Midnight come and me crya oh moan

Day-O

Day-O

:\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'(

:\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'(


Oh man he died.  :\'(

( playing Taps on harmonica)

Oh man he died.  :\'(


just a rumor, he's still alive and well.

oh good  and I'll admit it  http://s219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/?action=view&current=ANNoyingyou.mp4

http://pics.gcpsite.com/albums/userpics/10001/normal_demotivational-posters-stop-clubbing-baby-seals.jpg

http://pics.gcpsite.com/albums/userpics/10001/normal_demotivational-posters-stop-clubbing-baby-seals.jpg



That back one looks like he had WAY too much to drink.


Cat

That back one looks like he had WAY too much to drink.


Cat


he's clubbed way too much.

http://pics.gcpsite.com/albums/userpics/10001/normal_demotivational-posters-stop-clubbing-baby-seals.jpg


That picture is really cute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMbBMxX2nB0

Devil stick with no grip, no grip, no grip
Devil stick with no grip on

I don't smell anything

Person#1: My dog's got no nose
Person#2: How does he smell?
Person#1: Terrible!

I don't smell anything


I smell.

I smell.


(trying hard to not respond to that...)

(trying hard to not respond to that...)
It had me thinking too.

Oo oo that smell
How bad is that smell?
Oo oo that smell
Nice floor is in my view

last line edit- And fell  what's that P U

(trying hard to not respond to that...)


I put on cologne.

so thats what made me faint

so thats what made me faint


Yes strong cologne.

I think the smell is finally gone, now I smell something else.

Apple delivery for Snow White

http://dagmarbleasdale.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/car-full-of-apples.jpg

so that's what I'm smelling

no that cant be it.  I  must be imagining things because this is a senseless topic.

the world is gonna end next week!  :o

the world is gonna end next week!  :o


If you really think that, why are you do upset if you don't get cable...just for 1 week, coz the world will end...right?  ;)

If you really think that, why are you do upset if you don't get cable...just for 1 week, coz the world will end...right?  ;)


that's what my Mother thought.

And now, for something a little different.

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/wtf-photos-videos-snow-white-and-the-robots.jpg

There is a porn video of Snow White And The 7 Dwarfs, I kid you not on xvideos. It's about 10 minutes long and it's not what you think!  :o

There is a porn video of Snow White And The 7 Dwarfs, I kid you not on xvideos. It's about 10 minutes long and it's not what you think!  :o


I'm sure I've seen it before. Why didn't Snow White get nominated for an Academy Award, I'll never know.

I'm sure I've seen it before. Why didn't Snow White get nominated for an Academy Award, I'll never know.


you mean in the porn video?  ???

you mean in the porn video?  ???

Yes,




I was just kidding.  ;D









Or.






was I? ???

Yes,




I was just kidding.  ;D









Or.






was I? ???


I think you were kidding.  ;)