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Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/10 at 12:33 pm


But not the way the picture looks,sometimes customers use the parking lot as a city dump. ::)
Is there CCTV at the parking lot?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:43 pm


Is there CCTV at the parking lot?


In the store,there are cameras but some are hidden.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/01/10 at 1:11 pm



Ya think maybe the poster of this sign thinks that garbage doesn't trash the place up as much? ???  :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/engrish-funny-garbage-only.jpg   



There is a difference between trash & garbage. I would think that people would prefer trash to garbage. (Trash doesn't stink like garbage does.) But, if they are composting, than that makes sense.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 5:58 pm


The second "B" word is suppossed to be "Beach"


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/595c7bc8-e0d3-472d-838f-554691fe061c.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/01/10 at 6:01 pm



The second "B" word is suppossed to be "Beach"


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/595c7bc8-e0d3-472d-838f-554691fe061c.jpg






Are you sure? Maybe it is supposed to be B!tch.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 6:07 pm



There is a difference between trash & garbage. I would think that people would prefer trash to garbage. (Trash doesn't stink like garbage does.) But, if they are composting, than that makes sense.



Cat




Cat, Most of these signs do make sense but we can't always see the entire picture or we don't think outside the box.  There is one that shows a yellow two way arrow and right below it two one way signs point opposite directions.  The picture must have been taken from the road coming to a "T" intersection with a divided highway.  If one were able to see the bigger picture then the signs would make sense.  But they are just fun to take at face value.  I thought the same thing you did about the garbage VS the trash.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 6:10 pm



Are you sure? Maybe it is supposed to be B!tch.




Cat


Cat, It probably should but the pic I found had a disclaimer on it saying that the second word is suppossed to be "beach".  Personally I like it fine just like it is.  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 6:14 pm



Duh, which way did he go, which way did he go? 



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/canasn/one_way.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/01/10 at 6:24 pm



Duh, which way did he go, which way did he go? 



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/canasn/one_way.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q5S4ncU3Dw&feature=related



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: loki 13 on 08/01/10 at 6:35 pm

A couple of my favorites.

Seen at a bowling alley:
                                Midnight Bowling
                                Saturday  at 9 PM

Seen at a driving range:
                                Anyone Caught Collecting Golf Balls
                                Will Have Their Balls Removed.

Seen at a power station:
                                  TOUCHING WIRES
                              CAUSES INSTANT DEATH
                                      $200 Fine
                               

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 3:29 am



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q5S4ncU3Dw&feature=related



Cat


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 3:30 am


A couple of my favorites.

Seen at a bowling alley:
                                 Midnight Bowling
                                 Saturday  at 9 PM

Seen at a driving range:
                                 Anyone Caught Collecting Golf Balls
                                 Will Have Their Balls Removed.

Seen at a power station:
                                   TOUCHING WIRES
                               CAUSES INSTANT DEATH
                                      $200 Fine
                                 


:D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 3:32 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5f738097-d74c-42ba-bdd9-bc1949ba4d00.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:21 am



The second "B" word is suppossed to be "Beach"


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/595c7bc8-e0d3-472d-838f-554691fe061c.jpg






Hey,people make mistakes.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:22 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5f738097-d74c-42ba-bdd9-bc1949ba4d00.jpg



dream about what?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/02/10 at 9:24 am



Is that the pic with the blank sign or the one that says absolutely nothing for the next 22 miles?




The absolutely nothing sign, and its true, except for the road, no sign of human presence

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 1:57 pm


The absolutely nothing sign, and its true, except for the road, no sign of human presence


:o  Man, that's like the twilight zone or something.    :o
 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 2:09 pm


  ??? Must be a time joke - I'll laugh when I get time...    :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129205843525785567.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/02/10 at 3:05 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5f738097-d74c-42ba-bdd9-bc1949ba4d00.jpg
....one penny!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/02/10 at 3:06 pm



  ??? Must be a time joke - I'll laugh when I get time...    :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129205843525785567.jpg

It usually takes 60 minutes for me!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 4:34 pm


It usually takes 60 minutes for me!



That's about an hour...  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 4:39 pm


Wait for it - Wait for it - Wait for it...  ::)


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129158230906695491.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/02/10 at 6:05 pm



Wait for it - Wait for it - Wait for it...   ::)


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129158230906695491.jpg



Is that the sign at the San Quentin gates?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 6:20 pm


Is that the sign at the San Quentin gates?



I don't think so.  I think it was put up in the early rounds of "American Idol".  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 6:37 pm

Ii'll drink to that... 


  8-P                                                                                                8-P

8-P  http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129208333242829298.jpg  8-P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:46 pm



  ??? Must be a time joke - I'll laugh when I get time...    :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129205843525785567.jpg



each hour is about 60 minutes.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:47 pm


Ii'll drink to that... 


  8-P                                                                                                 8-P

8-P  http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129208333242829298.jpg  8-P



Is he making a Number 2?  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 6:53 pm


each hour is about 60 minutes.  ::)



An hour is longer in metric time.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 6:58 pm


Is he making a Number 2?  :o




No, I think he's making an uncle ralph.  8-P 8-P 8-P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 7:01 pm




No, I think he's making an uncle ralph.  8-P 8-P 8-P




probably not the same.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 7:05 pm


probably not the same.



It's not the same thing - click the link for a hint of what it is.


http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1046.shtml


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/10 at 1:45 am


each hour is about 60 minutes.  ::)
...about...

An hour is 60 minutes!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 4:26 am

 
http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/03/10 at 5:25 am



It's not the same thing - click the link for a hint of what it is.


http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1046.shtml





So that's a Ralph?  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/10 at 12:01 pm


 
http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg


This does appear on Google Chrome.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/03/10 at 12:30 pm


This does appear on Google Chrome.



Nor on Firefox.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 12:52 pm



Nor on Firefox.




Cat



It was there when I posted this morning.  It's a stupid traffic sign.  Here is the URL - see if you can catch a view using your browser:

http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/10 at 1:46 pm


 
http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg


It happens!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/03/10 at 2:56 pm



It was there when I posted this morning.  It's a stupid traffic sign.  Here is the URL - see if you can catch a view using your browser:

http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg



Is that supposed to be an Octopus? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 4:08 pm


Is that supposed to be an Octopus? ???



I don't know.  ??? I didn't create it.  ;) Nor do I think that I ever would...  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 5:16 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/97f44c2d-581b-439c-bb97-e306c4461174.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 6:32 pm


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/notice2_1.jpg


One week from when?  Duh...  :-\\ ???



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/10 at 1:16 am


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/notice2_1.jpg


One week from when?  Duh...  :-\\ ???




Within the next week, the road will be closed for three days.

But why?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/04/10 at 2:13 am


Within the next week, the road will be closed for three days.

But why?


Because a very, very, very, very long train will be coming within the week!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 4:05 am


How do you know if you are one of these kinds of persons or not?  I wouldn't want to break their rules.



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/57c5a39e-2aeb-4772-a0b0-ee8b040813ba.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:33 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/97f44c2d-581b-439c-bb97-e306c4461174.jpg





give food to the monkey?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:34 am


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/notice2_1.jpg


One week from when?  Duh...   :-\\ ???






It almost makes sense.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 8:41 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129200599041858694.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/04/10 at 10:47 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5f738097-d74c-42ba-bdd9-bc1949ba4d00.jpg


Dreaming about a successful visit?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 11:50 am



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/2444755092_9296a89496.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/04/10 at 12:37 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129200599041858694.jpg





I like cats. They taste just like chicken.


Cats! The other white meat.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/10 at 12:39 pm



I like cats. They taste just like chicken.


Cats! The other white meat.




Cat
Do cats taste purrfect?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 12:44 pm


I think you could blow the cop car and the cop over if you were going fast enough.


http://wildmanhangout.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dummy_police_car.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 6:15 pm



http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/warning-signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:40 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129200599041858694.jpg





A cat to cook?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:41 pm



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/2444755092_9296a89496.jpg




My ass is open all night long.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/04/10 at 6:43 pm


My ass is open all night long.  :D



Um...TMI, TMI.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:44 pm



Um...TMI, TMI.



Cat


It was just a joke Cat relax.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 7:02 pm


http://beckyandtony.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/p1020309.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 7:04 pm


http://beckyandtony.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/p1020309.jpg


that might hurt.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 7:14 pm


http://www.postthisinc.com/images/T-IfIdiots.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/10 at 1:30 am


http://beckyandtony.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/p1020309.jpg
Stormtrooper HIts Head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQaLuqwtl8

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 4:47 am



http://roux3.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dont-scroux-with-roux.jpg?w=450

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 6:43 am



http://roux3.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dont-scroux-with-roux.jpg?w=450




Ok,I won't scroux with Roux.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/05/10 at 11:41 am


It was just a joke Cat relax.  ::)



I know it was a joke-which is why I responded with a joke!



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 2:56 pm


http://theundergroundconservative.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/idiot.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/05/10 at 3:24 pm


http://theundergroundconservative.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/idiot.jpg




The birthers stole that. It was originally:



http://images.cafepress.com/product/10747222_400x400_Front.jpg




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 4:07 pm


The birthers stole that. It was originally:

http://theundergroundconservative.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/idiot.jpg

http://images.cafepress.com/product/10747222_400x400_Front.jpg




Cat





It wasn't me, I'm still here.  ::)  :D    ;D  Shame on those awful birthers...  >:(


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 4:13 pm


No problem, I'll just use telekinesis...    ::)



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129155770596029787.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 6:49 pm



No problem, I'll just use telekinesis...    ::)



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129155770596029787.jpg




I'll use my mind power to repair it.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 6:55 pm


http://maaadddog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/ignorance.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:38 am


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u87/Pumbli/stupid_signs16.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/06/10 at 6:55 am


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u87/Pumbli/stupid_signs16.jpg




But if it's food,you can't retrieve it.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 08/06/10 at 10:42 am

that's a great sign                the crocodiles

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 1:45 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202320545296450.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 1:47 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202320545296450.jpg


Shocking!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/06/10 at 3:28 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202320545296450.jpg




better watch out.  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:04 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oR_c8psPTD0/SqvxYyw3AsI/AAAAAAAAATE/lIOxTIhRUHA/s400/plaque2b.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 4:06 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oR_c8psPTD0/SqvxYyw3AsI/AAAAAAAAATE/lIOxTIhRUHA/s400/plaque2b.jpg


http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/Ethics%20Real%20Fork%20in%20Road_02.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/06/10 at 4:11 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oR_c8psPTD0/SqvxYyw3AsI/AAAAAAAAATE/lIOxTIhRUHA/s400/plaque2b.jpg





http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2699622136_bb8850f5b4_o.jpg


That is one of my photos.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:14 pm


http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/Ethics%20Real%20Fork%20in%20Road_02.jpg



Take it?  I don't even think I can lift it.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/06/10 at 4:21 pm



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2699622136_bb8850f5b4_o.jpg


That is one of my photos.



Cat


Big forks ....for big mouths!  ;D  (of course, you are not included in that comment Cat!)  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 4:22 pm


http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/Ethics%20Real%20Fork%20in%20Road_02.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VY9lef3Ripw/SPGTY8JYusI/AAAAAAAAHKU/GIcmgFw56tI/s400/IMG_7653.JPG A spoon to go with the fork in the road?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/06/10 at 4:24 pm


Big forks ....for big mouths!  ;D  (of course, you are not included in that comment Cat!)  ;)



Nice save, gibbo.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/06/10 at 4:28 pm



Nice save, gibbo.



Cat


That's because I'm afraid of people with big forks!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/06/10 at 4:30 pm


That's because I'm afraid of people with big forks!



My step-father used to have those BIG fork & spoon hanging on the wall. My sister now has them.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/06/10 at 4:31 pm



My step-father used to have those BIG fork & spoon hanging on the wall. My sister now has them.




Cat


My older sister introduced the big wooden spoon and fork to my parents lounge room wall (many years ago). The seem to be compulsory in most homes where people lived through the 70's.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:49 pm


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/stop_signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/06/10 at 7:31 pm


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/stop_signs.jpg




Yeah...Stop stopping...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 5:46 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oR_c8psPTD0/SqvxYyw3AsI/AAAAAAAAATE/lIOxTIhRUHA/s400/plaque2b.jpg





why take the fork?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 5:47 am


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/stop_signs.jpg




Stop Hammer Time.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 9:22 am


http://api.ning.com/files/ZbaVBeLXTwpfqFQaQfBC*7VkNfyC1xttSYtRxbEq4d*RVAzljHbC7zXp5PlsFQUhLRx*9q5dkg42mP4gRW5BEawlWrOUz24L/FunnyAnimalSigns1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 9:28 am


http://api.ning.com/files/ZbaVBeLXTwpfqFQaQfBC*7VkNfyC1xttSYtRxbEq4d*RVAzljHbC7zXp5PlsFQUhLRx*9q5dkg42mP4gRW5BEawlWrOUz24L/FunnyAnimalSigns1.jpg


This is not stupid, it is clever!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 9:45 am


Occasionally one gets by.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 10:06 am


I'll have nothing to do with this...    ::)



http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/10/No-Traffic-Signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 2:57 pm



I'll have nothing to do with this...    ::)



http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/10/No-Traffic-Signs.jpg




Wow,that's a lot of stop.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:14 pm


http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/06/10/2bkk/img/28a.jpg


How can you navigate through this area without breaking a law?




Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:33 pm


http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/06/10/2bkk/img/28a.jpg


How can you navigate through this area without breaking a law?







you wouldn't know whether you're coming or going.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:33 pm


http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/06/10/2bkk/img/28a.jpg


How can you navigate through this area without breaking a law?





Go back on yourself?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:33 pm


Go back on yourself?


or trace your steps.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:37 pm


or trace your steps.
On a motorbike?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:38 pm


On a motorbike?


that would be difficult.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:39 pm


that would be difficult.
Cars are slightly easier.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:40 pm

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i3/07/3signs.s.jpg


At least no one is parked blocking the hydrants.

This place could use a yellow brick road or is this one of those places where you just can't get there from here?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:41 pm


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i3/07/3signs.s.jpg


At least no one is parked blocking the hydrant.

This place could use a yellow brick road or is this one of those places where you just can't get there from here?





too many signs.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:45 pm


too many signs.



I recognise this area.  I grew up close to where this photo was taken.  It's Pittsburghese - they put up signs the same way they speak.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 08/07/10 at 10:24 pm

confusing?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 12:24 am



      >:(                          >:(                                                    >:(                          >:(
http://www.humor-articles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/no_horn_blowing.jpg

      >:(                        >:(                                                    >:(                          >:(


     

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/08/10 at 3:07 am


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2699622136_bb8850f5b4_o.jpg

That is one of my photos.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLfKGRzRDis/TBf_lRMmeoI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/cNmoq5Zs7xI/s400/300px-ForkinRoad.jpg

This is not one of mine, but I felt it appropriate.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 6:55 am



      >:(                           >:(                                                    >:(                          >:(
http://www.humor-articles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/no_horn_blowing.jpg

       >:(                         >:(                                                     >:(                          >:(


     



Can you flip the bird too?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 10:40 am


Can you flip the bird too?



Howard, you don't need to.  There is another sign that does it for you.


http://s2.tjkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/post-street-sign-middle-finger-250x200.png


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 10:52 am


http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/traffic/sign.JPG

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/08/10 at 11:43 am

This IS one of my photos-taken in Holyoke, Mass:



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2944502555_0a0170464e_z.jpg

As opposed to Dead Parking?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 12:04 pm


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:eW2c4QqXa6OFuM:http://signsonlinestore.com/Signs/stupidity.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/08/10 at 6:04 pm


This IS one of my photos-taken in Holyoke, Mass:



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2944502555_0a0170464e_z.jpg

As opposed to Dead Parking?



Cat


Only an issue if you die outside of the vehicle. If you die inside...the vehicle is still technically attended.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 6:57 pm



Howard, you don't need to.  There is another sign that does it for you.


http://s2.tjkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/post-street-sign-middle-finger-250x200.png





They should use that in the parking lot.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 6:58 pm


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:eW2c4QqXa6OFuM:http://signsonlinestore.com/Signs/stupidity.gif




It's a disability.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/09/10 at 4:38 am


It's a disability.



Comedian Ron White says you can't fix stupid.  :)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/09/10 at 4:41 am


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OteXExPAyXZ2cM:http://www.thedirk.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/traffic-signs.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/09/10 at 6:53 am



Comedian Ron White says you can't fix stupid.   :)





And there's no cure.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/09/10 at 6:54 am


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OteXExPAyXZ2cM:http://www.thedirk.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/traffic-signs.jpg





only retards will read that sign. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/09/10 at 2:31 pm


only retards will read that sign. ;D


http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp118/Bunglebreath/Signs/Illiterate.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/09/10 at 3:24 pm


http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp118/Bunglebreath/Signs/Illiterate.jpg



I'm a bilingual illiterate. I can't read or write in TWO different languages. (I'll let you guess which two.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D )



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/09/10 at 5:14 pm


What's your sign? 



http://www.abd.org.uk/images/photos/lane_with_18_signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/09/10 at 5:54 pm



What's your sign? 



http://www.abd.org.uk/images/photos/lane_with_18_signs.jpg





Slippery when wet?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 5:32 am


http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp118/Bunglebreath/Signs/Illiterate.jpg


You'd have to be a complete doofus to read that.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/10/10 at 6:15 am



http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy292/HAVIER14/funny%20pics%202009/funny-signs-081.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/10/10 at 9:26 am



http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy292/HAVIER14/funny%20pics%202009/funny-signs-081.jpg




Shocking!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/10/10 at 2:03 pm


http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd335/AngelLovePM/exit-enter-error.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 3:04 pm



http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy292/HAVIER14/funny%20pics%202009/funny-signs-081.jpg






Is that supposed to be a prop?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 3:04 pm


http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd335/AngelLovePM/exit-enter-error.jpg




Which is it? Up or Down?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/11/10 at 4:35 am


So when we are ready to go to Mars, just take I-79 north, take the exit pictured here and go up.  ::)


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2373/2197438193_5b97d00e1b.jpg?v=0

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 6:57 am



So when we are ready to go to Mars, just take I-79 north, take the exit pictured here and go up.   ::)


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2373/2197438193_5b97d00e1b.jpg?v=0




But the sign says Cranberry Mars.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/11/10 at 2:00 pm


But the sign says Cranberry Mars.



I took a picture of where that sign is years back and then it only said Mars. You wanna go?  I can arrange it.  ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/11/10 at 2:16 pm


http://www.forwardon.com/attachments/2008-12-04/1228428247934Sign12.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 7:12 pm



I took a picture of where that sign is years back and then it only said Mars. You wanna go?  I can arrange it.   ;D





No,I'll go to Uranus.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 7:12 pm


http://www.forwardon.com/attachments/2008-12-04/1228428247934Sign12.jpg




It should say Keep Off The Sand. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/11/10 at 11:12 pm


It should say Keep Off The Sand. ::)


That's just some light top soil...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 6:50 am


That's just some light top soil...



or it must've been a dry summer.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 7:01 am


No,I'll go to Uranus.



Uranus is where Poopiter came from.  ::)  ;D  :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 7:12 am



Uranus is where Poopiter came from.   ::)  ;D  :D





;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 11:47 am


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_2VEaTPMR9yw/SpB03ejS81I/AAAAAAAAAY4/nAxSXvirHRo/funny_toilette_sign%5B2%5D.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 6:48 pm


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_2VEaTPMR9yw/SpB03ejS81I/AAAAAAAAAY4/nAxSXvirHRo/funny_toilette_sign%5B2%5D.jpg




fishing in a toilet bowl,You ain't gonna find fish there.  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 7:18 pm


fishing in a toilet bowl,You ain't gonna find fish there.  :P



For sure not any uneaten ones...  ;D  :D  8-P


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 9:11 pm


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:qjlliM_ryj_LZM:http://www.failfunnies.com/28/images/baby-needs-beers-and-wines-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/13/10 at 7:00 am



For sure not any uneaten ones...   ;D  :D   8-P





I just finished my breakfast. :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/13/10 at 7:01 am


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:qjlliM_ryj_LZM:http://www.failfunnies.com/28/images/baby-needs-beers-and-wines-fail.jpg




the Mother needs it more.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 8:45 am


the Mother needs it more.


;D  LOL

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/13/10 at 8:03 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-payment-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 8:08 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-payment-sign-fail.jpg



:D ;D BAA HAA - They can't be serious!  :o  Where IS this? ???


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/13/10 at 8:09 pm



:D ;D BAA HAA - They can't be serious!   :o  Where IS this? ???




don't know.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 11:31 pm


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyqRkEY5I/AAAAAAAACDI/A8DbooS0q34/s400/placa46.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/14/10 at 2:13 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyqRkEY5I/AAAAAAAACDI/A8DbooS0q34/s400/placa46.jpg



Yes, I totally agree....no headbutting buses!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 4:35 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyqRkEY5I/AAAAAAAACDI/A8DbooS0q34/s400/placa46.jpg


Yes, I totally agree....no headbutting buses!!!






OUCH!  What a moron.  :D ;D :D ;D  The bus probably said "Express" and our moron mised the sign and tried to board a moving bus...  :o


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 5:50 am


Someone is always pissing up the rules.  >:(


http://www.duffergeek.com/hello/43726/1024/Amsterdam_142-2006.03.31-14.51.01.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/10 at 5:58 am

In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 6:04 am


In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg



The painter needs to go back to "School".  Also, hate to break your bubble but I think Frank posted this way at the beginning of this thread.  It's still funny and thanks for sharing.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/10 at 6:10 am


In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg


The painter needs to go back to "School".  Also, hate to break your bubble but I think Frank posted this way at the beginning of this thread.  It's still funny and thanks for sharing.  ;)





I see your BMUP and raise you a SHCOOL.


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg



Cat
Different road, same sign?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:40 am



:D ;D BAA HAA - They can't be serious!   :o  Where IS this? ???





Wow talk about "taking it through the ass". :o

;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:41 am



Someone is always pissing up the rules.   >:(


http://www.duffergeek.com/hello/43726/1024/Amsterdam_142-2006.03.31-14.51.01.jpg




No pissing allowed.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/10 at 6:42 am


No pissing allowed.
Now that is takin' the p... ?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:44 am


Now that is takin' the p... ?


on the ledge.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/14/10 at 10:14 am



:D ;D BAA HAA - They can't be serious!   :o  Where IS this? ???






The writing looks Greek to me so my guess it is in Greece.




In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg







http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg





Same painter or did they just go to the same shcool?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 2:52 pm



The writing looks Greek to me so my guess it is in Greece.





Same painter or did they just go to the same shcool?



Cat



They have seemed to have cast their "spell" on the road.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 3:35 pm


In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg


I did some research and found out who is responsible for the misspelled painted words on the roads.  It is a sign company called Darrell and my other brother Darrell sign company.  Pictured below are the proprietors, Darrell and his other brother Darrell. 



http://halfpastawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hillbilly-bros-286x300.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 3:37 pm


http://jezzbean.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/misspelled_signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 7:00 am


http://jezzbean.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/misspelled_signs.jpg




that's a major fail.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 7:11 am


that's a major fail.



Yeah, Darrell and his other brother Darrell Sign Company is responsible for that "FAIL".


http://halfpastawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hillbilly-bros-286x300.jpg

Darrell and his other brother Darrell



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 10:04 am


http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781861photo_1258309477sign3.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/15/10 at 10:10 am


http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781861photo_1258309477sign3.jpg



or you can just walk in, the lock is broken too.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 11:43 am


or you can just walk in, the lock is broken too.


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 11:45 am


http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093860817731975.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/15/10 at 11:51 am


http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093860817731975.jpg


Are the cereal pieces guaranteed to fall out of the packet in the right shape when poured into the bowl?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 12:06 pm


Are the cereal pieces guaranteed to fall out of the packet in the right shape when poured into the bowl?



Alas, the billboard does not impart that particular piece of information.  :(  I'd suggest writing or emailing the company for that information.  I know that I'm going right out and get the exciting diamond shape box of the food product.  8)  That bit of advertising certainly worked well on me...  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 12:08 pm


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/22354.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 3:17 pm


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/35231.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/15/10 at 3:34 pm


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/35231.jpg





Defying authority. 



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 3:42 pm



Defying authority. 



Cat



What do you expect from a bird-brain?  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 4:20 pm


I'm fairly clueless... ???


http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/07/16/222731_9.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/15/10 at 6:05 pm


Are the cereal pieces guaranteed to fall out of the packet in the right shape when poured into the bowl?


I find if I tilt my head...all is well.  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 6:09 pm


http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781851photo_1258309438sign2.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:52 pm


http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781861photo_1258309477sign3.jpg




So they can't repair a doorbell?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:53 pm



I'm fairly clueless... ???


http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/07/16/222731_9.jpg




only for the chinese people.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:53 pm


http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781851photo_1258309438sign2.jpg




must be greasy fried chicken. :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 4:05 am



http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781851photo_1258309438sign2.jpg


must be greasy fried chicken. :P


I think this place is along the Gulf Coast...


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 4:22 am


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/88131.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:47 am


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/88131.jpg


Do they have hot women in there?  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:18 am


Do they have hot women in there?  ;)



Howard, Believe it or not, one of the best places to find a girl friend is in church.  And one of the best times is during fellowship functions. 

BTW - Someone at that church should have proof read that sign before posting it.  No one is that naive. 


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 9:08 am



I think this place is along the Gulf Coast...




;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 1:01 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_invisibility.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 6:02 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_invisibility.jpg

I saw that coming..or did I?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 6:16 pm


I saw that coming..or did I?



I'm aware of it when I can see it.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 6:26 pm

http://joejacobs.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-fail-diving-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 6:33 pm


http://joejacobs.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-fail-diving-sign-fail.jpg


\
Frank - I found this one the other day and had it cued up to post.  I'm glad you got to post it. 

I guess you're suppossed to stay in the same position as the figure in the no diving picture.  ???  ::)  Wonder what moron made that sign?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 6:38 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_dogs_allowed2.jpg


That's just a dog gone smart dog.  "Keep me out...  This'll fix 'em".  >:(


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:43 pm


http://joejacobs.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-fail-diving-sign-fail.jpg


How stupid is that person after have jumping into the water? ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:44 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_invisibility.jpg


like the Invisible man?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 6:48 pm



http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_invisibility.jpg

like the Invisible man?



Wasn't there a movie called the invisible man?  I wasn't able to see it.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:49 pm



Wasn't there a movie called the invisible man?  I wasn't able to see it.





yes there was.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 7:02 pm


How stupid is that person after have jumping into the water? ::)

Its the person who wrote the sign that is stupid

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:18 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/lane_closed.jpg



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 7:33 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/lane_closed.jpg



They could double their success, if they closed both lanes. That would ease congestion.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 7:33 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/lane_closed.jpg




lot of congestion.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:44 pm



http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/lane_closed.jpg
They could double their success, if they closed both lanes. That would ease congestion.



This should fix it.

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/traffic_lights.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/16/10 at 7:48 pm



Wasn't there a movie called the invisible man?  I wasn't able to see it.





Yes...2 hrs of blank screen....(I got it). ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 7:48 pm



This should fix it.

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/traffic_lights.jpg



That works.. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 08/16/10 at 7:50 pm

thats the perfect tree for my garden

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 4:33 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_brain.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/17/10 at 5:28 am



This should fix it.

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/traffic_lights.jpg




That's even more confusing.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/17/10 at 5:29 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_brain.jpg




It should have a brain.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/17/10 at 9:14 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-torture-chamber-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 9:17 am


YOWOUCHHHH! They must have a special one for the physically challenged.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/17/10 at 1:15 pm

Carlos thought this is funny and wanted to include it on this thread.


http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/433.jpg


This is at our local hospital.


http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/009.jpg


Yes, both of these photos are mine. The top was taken yesterday and the bottom taken this morning.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 2:43 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/phone_norfolk.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/17/10 at 3:04 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-torture-chamber-fail.jpg


Wow,just imagine if they got electricuted?  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 4:43 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/steal_letters.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/17/10 at 5:11 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/steal_letters.jpg



I like this one.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 6:33 pm


I like this one.


;) ;) ;) 8) 8) 8)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:20 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/baboons.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 5:26 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/baboons.jpg




That's not a baboon. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 6:25 am


That's not a baboon. ::)


You are right, it is not - it's a jackalope.  :D



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/18/10 at 8:48 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/baboons.jpg



Rudolph the red nosed baboon.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 9:40 am


http://craphound.com/images/skidmarx.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/18/10 at 9:57 am

I once knew a Skid Marx, nice guy, related to Graucho

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 10:46 am


http://whatitslikeontheinside.com/uploaded_images/Switch-744857.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/18/10 at 10:51 am


I once knew a Skid Marx, nice guy, related to Graucho



I was going to ask if Skid was related to Groucho.



Nobody commented on my photos.  :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'(



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 10:59 am


Carlos thought this is funny and wanted to include it on this thread.


http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/433.jpg


This is at our local hospital.


http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/009.jpg


Yes, both of these photos are mine. The top was taken yesterday and the bottom taken this morning.



Cat



Well at least when they wreck and get hurt they have a hospital to help and the other photo I'm not touching with a ten foot poll.  :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/18/10 at 11:07 am



Well at least when they wreck and get hurt they have a hospital to help and the other photo I'm not touching with a ten foot poll.  :D







;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 11:22 am




;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat


Thanks for the Karma!  8)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/18/10 at 11:27 am



Thanks for the Karma!  8)






NP. You made me laugh.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 11:39 am


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign26.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:43 pm


http://whatitslikeontheinside.com/uploaded_images/Switch-744857.jpg




there is no switch.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:44 pm


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign26.jpg




It's Italian It's pronounced Am I gon-ay. :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:48 pm


there is no switch.  ::)



That's the beauty of it.  8)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:50 pm


It's Italian It's pronounced Am I gon-ay. :D



Tell me something I don't know - my grandparents were from Napoli.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/18/10 at 8:23 pm



Tell me something I don't know - my grandparents were from Napoli.  ;)




My folks are from near Milan..

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/18/10 at 8:40 pm


Yes Howard, subtitles next time...


Subtitles?  I'd settle for subtleties!

I think that's an acronym, but who's counting?

http://www.fourpaws.com/assets/003/10495_w600h.jpg

This sign is not stupid if the dogs are secured behind a big fence.  I grew to think this sign was stupid in my childhood.  On the back roads of NH where I used to walk there were rednecks with mean dogs.  Some of them had "Beware of Dog" signs.  Then they'd let the damn dog run loose.  What difference did it make to me if you psycho mutt is going to stalk me like I was a deer!

To be fair to NH rednecks, they generally did keep their watchdogs penned up.  The nuisance dogs on a paper route are neurotic suburban house dogs!  Chopper, sicc balls!

And to be fair to neurotic dogs, we did our share of prodding and teasing.  I didn't complain to anybody when "Shane" the insane Irish Setter took a nip out of me.  I deserved it.  If the good lord didn't want me to tease that dog, why'd he make him so goofy?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/dogrun.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:27 am


My folks are from near Milan..


Hey Paisano  ;) - I didn't know that.  I knew a lot of mob type figures when I was growing up.  They called my neighborhood "Little Italy" E pluribus unum.  How many "Little Italies" are there?  Everyone from my grandparents generation were from Italy so English was a second language in that neighborhood until they all died off.

I have an entire portfolio of mob parodies on amiright.  I started with "Piano Man" called "Paisano Man" and built up a whole group of personalities in subsequent parodies, many of which were modeled after the personalities of real mob guys.  If you like that sort of thing check out some of my writings.  "Carmine" who started up in "Paisano Man" was based on a real person.  He was one of those guys that didn't need a phone.  He had two volume settings, loud and louder.
Here's some links to view:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel279.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn344.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel261.shtml

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:39 am


Subtitles?  I'd settle for subtleties!

I think that's an acronym, but who's counting?

http://www.fourpaws.com/assets/003/10495_w600h.jpg

This sign is not stupid if the dogs are secured behind a big fence.  I grew to think this sign was stupid in my childhood.  On the back roads of NH where I used to walk there were rednecks with mean dogs.  Some of them had "Beware of Dog" signs.  Then they'd let the damn dog run loose.  What difference did it make to me if you psycho mutt is going to stalk me like I was a deer!

To be fair to NH rednecks, they generally did keep their watchdogs penned up.  The nuisance dogs on a paper route are neurotic suburban house dogs!  Chopper, sicc balls!

And to be fair to neurotic dogs, we did our share of prodding and teasing.  I didn't complain to anybody when "Shane" the insane Irish Setter took a nip out of me.  I deserved it.  If the good lord didn't want me to tease that dog, why'd he make him so goofy?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/dogrun.gif



I was bitten by a collie delivering papers but I didn't ask for it.  The dog just came at me and took a chunk out of the side of my leg.  :o :\'( >:(


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:42 am

http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign29.jpg


Here we go again - remember the garage sale posting?  I guess they don't wish to sell their yard.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:52 am


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign29.jpg


Here we go again - remember the garage sale posting?  I guess they don't wish to sell their yard.  ::)





I don't see a yard.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 8:06 am


I don't see a yard.


That's because the sale is inside where the yard is, not where the sign is, which is outside.  :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 10:19 am


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign13.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 11:43 am

http://www.mathfail.com/mathfail1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 11:48 am


http://www.mathfail.com/mathfail1.jpg


NO WAY!  They have GOT to be using metric math.  That's the kind that uses a negative zero.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 12:22 pm


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SJP3Lr5NHA4/SU60zQhsegI/AAAAAAAAGXE/xciarSXF4KU/s400/road_sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 4:55 pm


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SJP3Lr5NHA4/SU60zQhsegI/AAAAAAAAGXE/xciarSXF4KU/s400/road_sign.jpg



don't light a match..

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 5:29 pm


http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/roadsign19.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:46 pm


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign13.jpg




Finally a cleaner I can trust.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:47 pm



http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/roadsign19.jpg





or Horse walking.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 1:53 am



http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/roadsign19.jpg



Lower your head when crossing?

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